INTRO (1:07): In honor of Masters’ Week, Kathleen opens the show drinking a Calamity Jane Pilsner from Fire Maker Brewing Company in Atlanta.

COURT NEWS (15:01): Kathleen shares news on Jelly Roll’s recent CMT award wins, Cher attends the Dolce & Gabbana Exhibition in Milan, Taylor Swift is officially declared a billionaire by Forbes, and Dolly has surpassed 20M monthly listeners on Spotify since the release of “Cowboy Carter.”

“GOOD BAD FOOD” (10:30): Kathleen samples Lay’s Chinese Craft Beer flavored potato chips, Midwest Ranch Dip flavored Combos Pretzels, and Lay’s IHOP Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity chips.

UPDATES (45:ish ): Kathleen shares updates on new pictures surfacing of a man believed to be Banksy, FTX’s Sam Bankman-Fried speaks out after prison sentencing, and billionaire Kathy Cargill continues to buy up Michigan’s UP.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (54:47 ): Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of an elaborate 600-year-old castle unearthed in France.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (57:50 ): Kathleen shares articles on Eric Church’s new bar “Chiefs” opens in Nashville, KISS sells the rights to their music/name/makeup and logo, Tennessee considers banning marriage between first cousins, the first Nevada wolf pack in over 100 years is spotted, the CEO of Salesforce is buying up mass amounts of Waimea, Colorado gets its first Buc-ee’s, the Tropicana closes on the Vegas Strip, “The Boss” awakens in Banff National Park, King Charles opens Balmoral Castle for public tours, 99 Cents Only stores are closing all locations, the world’s oldest man advises the secret to his longevity, and there’s an old Irish festival that crowns a goat king each year.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Files of the Unexplained” on Peacock, (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.