Kathleen opens the show drinking a Michelob Ultra Organic Citrus Seltzer, and reviews her recent NFL Fantasy Football Draft, taking Tom Brady in the first round. She gives an overview of her Labor Day holiday weekend, which included having her parents and sister’s family visit from Missouri.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Marzetti Dill Veggie Dip, Keoghs Crinkle Cut Guinness & Grilled Steak potato chips, and Walkers Prawn Cocktail chips.

THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Cher has been live tweeting during the US Open tennis, and Queen Dolly Parton has released a new line of dog apparel called “Doggy Parton.”

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the Anna Delvey saga as Rachel Williams sues Netflix, Zuckerberg’s Metaverse dies, and Larry Ellison’s firm blocks public Hawaiian beach access.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the a Sauropod ribcage during a home renovation in Portugal, the fossil of a dog-sized dinosaur in Argentina proves that it had an armored back, and Roman ruins reappear in a European riverbed.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the impact of “Zombie Ice” in Greenland, McDonald’s brings a hit twist to the iconic Big Mac, the launch of “Overture” supersonic flights, a fake Heiress is discovered at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, and a man paddles 38 miles down the Missouri River in a pumpkin.

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