Today’s show is gonna be Hairy, Nutty, and Hilarious. But not in that order.

It’s National “Tell a Joke Day”! Jon goes around the room and asks his COUNTRY-ish crew to tell their favorite jokes. And, surprise surprise, Intern Isaiah has the dirtiest joke of the whole group.

In BEST TRENDS, a 7-year-old has grown the world’s most majestic mullet. Will he win the USA Mullet Championship? Jon looks over his competition and gives his thoughts on all of their beautiful heads of hair. And did Jon Reep ever have a mullet?

In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a man in Colorado pushed a peanut up a mountain… using his nose. What type of nut would you choose if you had to push one up a mountain? And Jon decides he wants to start his own nut-pushing challenge up the much smaller Baker’s Mountain in Hickory.

And finally, it’s time to win Jon’s money in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? Jon got a check for his work on AMERICAN DAD and is ready to give it out to a lucky listener. Who surprises Jon on the phone this week? And who is the “Dirty Grandma”?