Killer Hot Dogs, Dolly’s Monster Roller Coaster, & The KGB Discovered In Texas
“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Dot’s Homestyle Baked Cheese Curls, Good & Gather Organic Ranch Dressing, & Hostess Glazed Twinkie Bouncers.
THE QUEEN’S COURT: In Queen news, Kathleen updates that Queen Dolly Parton is unveiling her new mega rollercoaster in her Dollywood theme park.
“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the remains of twelve German Hessian Soldiers in New Jersey, and a mysterious metallic orb that fell from the sky has been located in Mexico.
FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Nevada’s move to eliminate natural grass, Casper hires “professional sleepers,” two KGB agents disguised as regular “American’s” are found in Texas, Miami devises a new solution for their homeless population, a Brink’s armored trailer is robbed of over $100M in assets in California, Domino’s Pizza exits the Italian market, and Kathleen reviews the Top 5 Foods that could shorten your life.
WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “The First Lady” on Showtime.
SEE KATHLEEN LIVE: See Kathleen live on her “Do You Have Any Ranch?” Tour. Tickets available at kathleenmadigan.com/tour