We have a Fishy, Phallic, Flag-tastic, Pizza Party of a show for you today!

Jon loves his Intern Isaiah’s voice and accent… so he has him redo some classic narration from a famous movie. This week, Isaiah reads narration from STAND BY ME.

In BEST TRENDS… today is Flag Day! Shout out, Betsy Ross! Do you have a flag in your yard? Do you know the proper way to fold the flag?

TIM ALLEN is in the news as he is not the new Buzz Lightyear. Why is that? And what’s Mr. Allen up to these days?

And LITTLE CAESARS has become the official pizza of the NFL, taking PIZZA HUT’s place. Jon has to try some pizza from both places live on the show and gives his shocking opinion.

Also, as usual, Jon’s giving more money away in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK?

And in SMALL TOWN NEWS, Jon shares a story of a fisherman in Indiana that finds a mysterious, hard object inside a catfish… which turns out to be a sex toy. That Nemo is a real slut!