John had a big birthday. He’s ready for some of those senior discounts. Jon thinks birthdays should be a celebration of mothers, while John thinks birthdays should celebrate the day of conception. John has a lot of yard. Lots to mow, lots of bugs. Is there an app that identifies the bug that bit you? Parrots can make a great pet… unless it becomes a “Creed” fan. Or watches a lot of porn. And the music is done for the Pond Tune. It’s still a work-in-progress, though. Blend your Vernor’s with some ice cream and enjoy this episode.