Wrasslin’ Hurricanes!

[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.

[00:00:19] Is it six?

[00:00:20] I think so. I think so.

[00:00:22] It don't matter. It's the next one.

[00:00:24] The next one you're listening to.

[00:00:29] That's how we do it around here. Look, just hit play to the next one each time and we go all be great.

[00:00:37] Well, thank y'all for tuning back in. We ain't got nothing planned.

[00:00:43] And we ain't ashamed of it. There you go.

[00:00:47] This is what I learned about. I'm starting to learn about podcast. Podcast is just a bunch of nosy people come to eavesdrops.

[00:00:54] Eavesdrop on what people got going on. So welcome to with your nosy ass to the podcast.

[00:01:02] Thanks for eavesdropping.

[00:01:03] Yeah, thanks for eavesdropping on other people's conversation.

[00:01:08] I ain't gonna lie. Hey, that's something everybody like to do.

[00:01:12] Oh yeah, everybody's nosy a little bit.

[00:01:15] A little bit.

[00:01:16] What did he say?

[00:01:17] What did she say?

[00:01:19] Yeah, what did he say?

[00:01:21] I'm learning. It's okay.

[00:01:23] What you just...

[00:01:24] So yeah, thanks for eavesdropping on mine and Ray's conversations.

[00:01:29] Yeah, man, look.

[00:01:31] And let's just hope my mom doesn't eavesdrop because sometimes we do get a little bit...

[00:01:37] Your mom's definitely eavesdropping.

[00:01:40] Oh, she's already asked. She's like, when's the first episode come out? I'm like, uh...

[00:01:45] I want you to listen to any episodes.

[00:01:48] Hey, this is what we call... The audience is called the eavesdroppers.

[00:01:52] There you go.

[00:01:54] That's hilarious.

[00:01:55] Yeah, that's what we're gonna call our listeners. The eavesdroppers. And we need a shirt made that says that.

[00:02:04] Damn.

[00:02:05] And then it has our little podcast logo on the bottom.

[00:02:10] Yeah, the bottom.

[00:02:11] Yeah.

[00:02:12] So you're in Alabama right now, correct?

[00:02:15] Yep.

[00:02:16] Gotcha.

[00:02:17] In my sister house.

[00:02:19] Gotcha.

[00:02:20] So she has power?

[00:02:22] Yeah, man.

[00:02:23] Good deal.

[00:02:24] I drove through the storm, Hurricane Aline.

[00:02:31] And on Thursday, it was raining.

[00:02:34] It wasn't rain, but it was just raining really hard.

[00:02:38] And then all the way for, I drove about almost seven hours to here.

[00:02:47] Six and change, something like that.

[00:02:48] And then, uh...

[00:02:51] When I get...

[00:02:52] Maybe like 45 minutes before I got here.

[00:02:55] The rain stopped, and it's been nice ever since.

[00:02:59] Like...

[00:02:59] I was like, I haven't seen better weather.

[00:03:02] Great temperature.

[00:03:03] And, you know, it sucks, you know...

[00:03:05] I have no idea what everything looks back in...

[00:03:08] Looks like back in North Carolina.

[00:03:09] But, uh...

[00:03:12] From what I hear, it's got pretty bad, so...

[00:03:15] Yeah, there...

[00:03:16] Do you know where, uh...

[00:03:17] Chimney Rock's at?

[00:03:18] I know exactly where that is.

[00:03:20] That whole town.

[00:03:21] Like, there's no downtown Chimney Rock.

[00:03:24] Like, it's gone.

[00:03:25] Yeah, man.

[00:03:26] And then...

[00:03:27] Uh...

[00:03:28] Lake Lure...

[00:03:29] Yeah.

[00:03:30] Where Dirty Dancing...

[00:03:31] Or part of Dirty Dancing was filmed.

[00:03:33] That...

[00:03:33] Lord, I used to go to Lake Lure...

[00:03:35] We used to go to Lake Lure all the time.

[00:03:36] Well, that's not too far from Spindale, is it?

[00:03:40] Yep.

[00:03:41] That's how I found out about...

[00:03:42] Yep.

[00:03:43] That's how I found out about Lake Lure.

[00:03:45] We used to go up there and, uh...

[00:03:47] Fish and, uh...

[00:03:49] On the other side, we would take the kids.

[00:03:52] We would go swimming and everything in there.

[00:03:54] So, yeah.

[00:03:55] That's gone.

[00:03:57] Which...

[00:03:57] That scene...

[00:03:58] I don't...

[00:03:59] How many times have you seen Dirty Dancing?

[00:04:02] Man.

[00:04:03] Uh...

[00:04:03] Never.

[00:04:04] You've never seen Dirty Dancing?

[00:04:06] Oh, that's one of my favorites.

[00:04:10] Maybe, like...

[00:04:11] Clips.

[00:04:12] I've never seen it.

[00:04:14] So, there's a scene...

[00:04:16] There's a scene where Patrick Swayze is holding Baby up out of the water.

[00:04:22] So...

[00:04:23] That...

[00:04:23] But...

[00:04:24] That part of the lake, I think, has been gone for years.

[00:04:28] Like, it's been dried up.

[00:04:29] But other parts are, like, washed away from all the floods and stuff.

[00:04:34] Man, that's a...

[00:04:37] That's gonna be sad.

[00:04:38] They had, like, a little, like...

[00:04:41] Uh...

[00:04:41] I mean, it was a beach, basically.

[00:04:42] You could walk in on the side.

[00:04:44] So...

[00:04:44] That sucks.

[00:04:47] Yeah.

[00:04:48] And then I think Boone...

[00:04:49] I think Boone's flooded.

[00:04:51] But thankfully...

[00:04:52] We didn't lose any power.

[00:04:54] We just got pounded with a bunch of rain and a bunch of wind.

[00:04:58] And I thought we was gonna lose power one time.

[00:05:00] I was getting ready for work.

[00:05:02] So, what's your...

[00:05:03] What's your...

[00:05:04] The power out?

[00:05:05] What's your first move when the power go out?

[00:05:07] What you do?

[00:05:09] I just like...

[00:05:10] Well, I guess I can't watch TV anymore.

[00:05:13] That's the first thing I think of.

[00:05:15] Can't watch my programs anymore.

[00:05:18] That's what my granny calls them.

[00:05:19] She doesn't...

[00:05:20] She doesn't call them shows.

[00:05:21] She calls them programs.

[00:05:25] At one point, I was like, did I play the bill?

[00:05:27] Like, wait, no, no.

[00:05:29] But, yeah, that...

[00:05:31] I was...

[00:05:31] Not that bad.

[00:05:33] I was taking the crap.

[00:05:35] And the lights went off for like 15 seconds.

[00:05:38] I'm like, man, why does the lights have to go off while I'm taking the dudes?

[00:05:42] Hey, man.

[00:05:44] It seems like you as a family always get caught with your pants down.

[00:05:50] In bad situations.

[00:05:55] But, yeah, the lights went off for about 10 seconds.

[00:05:58] And I'm like, daggone, I was enjoying this.

[00:06:00] So, what was you going to do if you was on there and the lights went off?

[00:06:04] Did you have your phone?

[00:06:04] I guess you had your phone with you.

[00:06:06] It's different.

[00:06:07] Yeah, I was just going to put...

[00:06:09] I was going to turn the flashlight on on my phone and finish doing my business.

[00:06:13] I wonder what your parents did when that happened back in the day.

[00:06:17] Because the power has gone out for people more over the years.

[00:06:20] There was no phone with a flashlight ready.

[00:06:24] I don't even know what you used to do.

[00:06:26] You just had to figure it out.

[00:06:29] Yeah, I guess you just had to figure it out.

[00:06:31] You just feel something moist on your hand.

[00:06:34] Ah, I got to wash them.

[00:06:38] Crap, I thought I had toilet paper.

[00:06:41] You must wash them anyway, but...

[00:06:43] You know, I really got to wash them now.

[00:06:45] Right.

[00:06:51] Yeah, I wonder what they did do back...

[00:06:53] I mean, I guess like back in like the 1800s and stuff, I guess you like carried a lantern to the outhouse and stuff.

[00:07:01] Mama Peniel.

[00:07:03] I'm going to ask her if she's e-driving.

[00:07:06] Hey, we needed to be able to take callers.

[00:07:08] Right?

[00:07:09] Hey, we do need to call Link to where people can call and ask questions.

[00:07:14] No, Simon Moose.

[00:07:15] Moose, you there?

[00:07:17] What'd you do?

[00:07:17] Hey, Moose.

[00:07:18] I don't know.

[00:07:19] I think Moose is probably about the age or...

[00:07:21] Hey, he been summoned.

[00:07:25] We called Moose.

[00:07:26] He popped out of nowhere.

[00:07:28] What would you do when the power would go out?

[00:07:30] What's your first move?

[00:07:32] Yelling everybody to not turn the refrigerator on.

[00:07:35] Or not open the refrigerator.

[00:07:37] Not open the refrigerator?

[00:07:38] Yeah.

[00:07:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:07:39] You don't want any of that stuff thawed out and going bad.

[00:07:42] Yeah, you just close the refrigerator and hope for the best.

[00:07:45] Well, that'd be the first thing I'd go to.

[00:07:47] I mean, let me see what I'm going to eat first.

[00:07:49] Let all the cold air out?

[00:07:51] Ain't no use of just getting hungry.

[00:07:54] I mean, I'm starting hungry up front.

[00:07:56] I mean, now I'm being irritated and our food's going bad.

[00:08:00] You're just pigging out as soon as the power goes out.

[00:08:03] You're just like, let me get all these deli meats, the vegetables.

[00:08:07] Let's make it charcuterie bulls.

[00:08:10] Grill some steaks.

[00:08:12] If it's going to go bad, at least I want to eat it fresh.

[00:08:16] So that's your go-to move.

[00:08:18] No, I don't know.

[00:08:20] No, no, no.

[00:08:21] It's just eating everything.

[00:08:22] No, I'll go check the...

[00:08:26] Go check the...

[00:08:29] Go check to see if I have some flashlights and stuff like that.

[00:08:35] Or I got to check the breaker.

[00:08:37] Yeah, that depends on...

[00:08:38] Let me go check the breaker.

[00:08:41] Because I done tripped something.

[00:08:46] Yeah, I guess that's our go-to move is make sure we have all the flashlights.

[00:08:51] And then just start...

[00:08:52] If it's at nighttime, light candles and stuff.

[00:08:57] So...

[00:08:58] And then my mom...

[00:08:59] I think when I was about 10, there was a blizzard that hit when we were still living in Virginia.

[00:09:05] And she cooked on a kerosene heater.

[00:09:10] Cooked on a kerosene heater.

[00:09:13] I was heated with kerosene.

[00:09:14] How she cooked on a kerosene heater?

[00:09:16] She opened up a can of Beanie Weenies and dumped it in a pot and put it on top of the kerosene heater.

[00:09:22] Until it got warm.

[00:09:24] Yeah, slow roast.

[00:09:26] She made home...

[00:09:26] But now those kerosene heaters, those will keep the house warm.

[00:09:30] Oh, yeah, man.

[00:09:31] That's what I grew up, man.

[00:09:32] Like, even here.

[00:09:33] Like, my parents, they still have kerosene heaters.

[00:09:39] I mean, they upgrade now.

[00:09:41] But, you know, they still got them.

[00:09:45] Yeah, that kept us warm for three weeks, maybe.

[00:09:49] Because we was out of power for quite a while.

[00:09:51] We was living like it was like Little House on the Prairie or something.

[00:09:58] That's the thing.

[00:09:59] I think people never think about how long...

[00:10:01] Like, if you're out of power for an extended period.

[00:10:03] I was, as a kid, we had Hurricane...

[00:10:07] It was an Irma.

[00:10:08] One of these hurricanes.

[00:10:09] Opal.

[00:10:10] That was it.

[00:10:10] That was Hurricane Opal.

[00:10:12] And a tree fell on my parents' house and my dad's garage.

[00:10:18] That was years ago.

[00:10:21] But we were out of power for a long while.

[00:10:22] Like, it changed my...

[00:10:26] As a kid, it changed my respect.

[00:10:27] I respected the storms more.

[00:10:29] Now, let me give me some supplies in case I need to be stuck.

[00:10:35] Right.

[00:10:36] Stuck without power for a while.

[00:10:39] You know, you got to keep some matches and some...

[00:10:44] I guess other, you know, fire start things.

[00:10:48] You know, think about it.

[00:10:48] Like, wait a minute.

[00:10:49] You get to running out of gas.

[00:10:53] Right.

[00:10:53] Yeah, I wonder how people...

[00:10:56] Like, how long could you last without power?

[00:10:59] Like, realistically?

[00:11:01] I mean, that's the thing.

[00:11:03] I'll be watching these nature shows.

[00:11:04] I think I told you this.

[00:11:06] Give me a fire starter.

[00:11:07] And you don't need something to stay warm and to cook.

[00:11:11] If you can do that, you can stay...

[00:11:12] If you can cut some wood.

[00:11:14] If you can make a fire, you can do...

[00:11:16] And keep it contained where you don't burn your shit down.

[00:11:20] Then you're probably pretty good at it.

[00:11:22] Because you can do...

[00:11:23] You can cook stuff.

[00:11:25] You can keep warm.

[00:11:27] And you can boil water.

[00:11:30] So you can do...

[00:11:31] And you said Hurricane Opal is what came through?

[00:11:35] Yeah, man.

[00:11:36] That's such a granny name.

[00:11:39] Opal.

[00:11:40] Yeah, man.

[00:11:40] I don't...

[00:11:40] I don't know...

[00:11:41] What year was that?

[00:11:42] I don't know.

[00:11:42] They need to upgrade these hurricane names.

[00:11:46] Like, Helene.

[00:11:47] That sounds like an old granny name, too.

[00:11:51] Let me see.

[00:11:54] Hugo.

[00:11:55] Nobody's named Hugo anymore.

[00:11:59] I need to upgrade them.

[00:12:01] So that was...

[00:12:04] 95.

[00:12:05] 95.

[00:12:06] That's right.

[00:12:07] So I was what?

[00:12:09] Nine.

[00:12:12] And I wasn't even born yet.

[00:12:14] So there you go.

[00:12:15] Yeah, man.

[00:12:15] That was a...

[00:12:17] Hey, man.

[00:12:17] We're changing perspective of how much you need.

[00:12:20] You know, what to prepare for the storm.

[00:12:22] Yeah, most people don't think...

[00:12:24] Until that first day he hit.

[00:12:26] You're like, oh, man.

[00:12:28] I ain't got no supplies.

[00:12:30] I think that's one of those people's...

[00:12:32] Those doomsday preppers.

[00:12:34] Right.

[00:12:35] You ever heard of that?

[00:12:36] Oh, yeah.

[00:12:36] I've heard of those doomsday preppers.

[00:12:39] And there's an old preacher.

[00:12:41] I think his name's...

[00:12:42] Oh, crap.

[00:12:43] I can't think of his first name.

[00:12:45] His last name is Baker.

[00:12:47] You know who I'm talking about?

[00:12:49] His wife's name was Tammy Faye.

[00:12:52] Moose probably knows who I'm talking about.

[00:12:55] Moose got all kind of answers.

[00:12:56] Yeah, he's got all the information.

[00:12:59] Jim Baker.

[00:13:00] That's it.

[00:13:01] Yeah, Jim Baker.

[00:13:02] I was about to say Ray Baker.

[00:13:04] I don't know why I was thinking Ray Baker.

[00:13:06] I mean, he didn't Google it.

[00:13:07] But Jim Baker...

[00:13:09] He didn't get it or nothing.

[00:13:10] He just...

[00:13:11] Jim Baker.

[00:13:13] He went away.

[00:13:15] He sells doomsday equipment now.

[00:13:18] I mean, what do you buy for the zombie apocalypse?

[00:13:22] Or...

[00:13:23] What do you purchase?

[00:13:24] He was selling like plastic shovels.

[00:13:27] Not even like good shovels.

[00:13:28] Just like plastic...

[00:13:30] Like what you use at the beach when you're a kid.

[00:13:33] To dig holes in the...

[00:13:35] I forgot it was expensive.

[00:13:37] But he's like, here, have this plastic shovel.

[00:13:40] Have this tandem.

[00:13:41] Let me tell you something.

[00:13:42] You ain't got 10 miles expensive, baby.

[00:13:44] My son loves digging the sand.

[00:13:47] He loves it.

[00:13:48] And he wants a shovel.

[00:13:50] And at the beach, they know you ain't got no shovel.

[00:13:52] They see the other kids with the shovel.

[00:13:54] You know how many trucks for that shovel?

[00:13:55] $30.

[00:13:57] For a plastic shovel.

[00:13:58] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:58] Those shovels are...

[00:14:00] Those plastic shovels are expensive.

[00:14:02] When my sister was little...

[00:14:04] They ain't that expensive, but...

[00:14:07] When my sister was little, she refused to actually get in the ocean.

[00:14:12] So they would have to like dig a hole in the sand and grab like ocean water and pour it in that hole for her to sit in.

[00:14:20] No.

[00:14:20] Because she wouldn't...

[00:14:22] Because she wouldn't get in the water.

[00:14:24] No.

[00:14:25] She wasn't.

[00:14:26] Hey, man.

[00:14:27] I don't blame her.

[00:14:28] You don't know what's in there.

[00:14:31] It's a new creature in there they find every day.

[00:14:36] When I go to the beach, I usually don't...

[00:14:39] Like, I'll dip my feet in it and stuff, but I'm not going like way out there and everything.

[00:14:46] No, man.

[00:14:46] Look.

[00:14:47] People say, oh, you ain't get out here?

[00:14:48] Man, that's a new creature.

[00:14:50] I ain't got no need to.

[00:14:52] Right.

[00:14:53] How far...

[00:14:54] Unless I'm riding on a ship or something.

[00:14:56] How far I need to go out there?

[00:14:58] I ain't interested in catching those surf waves.

[00:15:02] Right.

[00:15:03] And I ain't...

[00:15:04] And I can swim fantastically in a pool.

[00:15:08] Yeah, I'm good right here just looking at it.

[00:15:15] But yeah, I don't go that far out in the ocean.

[00:15:19] Just to dip my feet in and that's...

[00:15:22] Would you ever go like deep sea diving?

[00:15:27] No, I wouldn't go dive.

[00:15:28] Well, maybe if I was like on a cruise and that was one of the excursions they had, maybe.

[00:15:36] It's got to be an excursion for you.

[00:15:38] They got to say, hey, Isaiah, we needed you to go on this excursion with us, but you'll

[00:15:43] do it then.

[00:15:44] But other times, nah, I'm straight.

[00:15:47] Like I would...

[00:15:48] You think the tropical fish are much better than me?

[00:15:51] I'm definitely not going around these parts.

[00:15:54] The U.S.

[00:15:54] I need to have like Jamaican fish.

[00:15:58] It was a Mexican fish.

[00:16:02] Yeah.

[00:16:04] I need to have the fish in Cosmel swimming around.

[00:16:07] Yeah, the Bahamas fish.

[00:16:08] Fish in the Bahamas is what I...

[00:16:10] I don't mess with the fish.

[00:16:11] Domestic fish.

[00:16:12] I need fish right here.

[00:16:14] I don't mess with the North Carolina fish, but those Jamaican fish.

[00:16:19] Yeah, they much safer for whatever reason you feel like you can get in that water.

[00:16:24] Because the water clear.

[00:16:26] That's what it is.

[00:16:28] Well, like if I'm on vacation and it's just me, like I wouldn't go by like...

[00:16:33] But if I was on a cruise like with a group of friends and they wanted to do it, maybe.

[00:16:39] But not just like to go by myself.

[00:16:42] You got somebody got to talk you into it.

[00:16:44] Yeah, somebody would have to talk me into it.

[00:16:46] Be like, come on, Isaiah, let's do this.

[00:16:48] And then I'd probably be like, okay, I'll do it.

[00:16:54] Like me, there's certain things that I wouldn't do just me by myself.

[00:16:58] But if I had a group of people and they were like peer pressuring me, I'd be like, yeah, I'd probably do this.

[00:17:05] Yeah, you look like a lunatic going skydiving by yourself.

[00:17:10] Oh, yeah, nobody would go skydiving by themselves.

[00:17:15] Or what's that?

[00:17:17] What's that where they take a big run and go off of a cliff?

[00:17:21] Paraglide?

[00:17:22] Is that what it's called?

[00:17:25] Oh, where they just jump off the side of a building or a mountain?

[00:17:31] A cliff with a thing made like a paper plane?

[00:17:36] Yeah, and they're kind of like sailing in the air.

[00:17:39] That thing right there?

[00:17:41] Yeah, if you do that by yourself, you're definitely a lunatic.

[00:17:46] Man.

[00:17:48] Man.

[00:17:48] I don't know, man.

[00:17:49] I'd be wondering.

[00:17:50] I'd be like, man, I've been adventurous over the years, man.

[00:17:53] I've been whitewater rafting and stuff like that.

[00:17:55] So I probably would.

[00:17:57] I just like you, I'd probably have to be like, all right, is it what everybody doing now?

[00:18:03] So it would take a group of people to convince you to do some stuff like that?

[00:18:09] No, I mean, I can't say that because I'm pretty adventurous on my own.

[00:18:13] I probably would.

[00:18:15] Gotcha.

[00:18:15] I'd probably bring up the idea and then I'd have to try to figure out the people that would

[00:18:20] actually want to try it.

[00:18:22] Gotcha.

[00:18:22] Gotcha.

[00:18:24] So you would bring up the idea and then you would ask a bunch of people, hey, let's do

[00:18:28] this.

[00:18:30] Yeah, I could.

[00:18:31] I would.

[00:18:31] I could have done it lately, man.

[00:18:33] Like, I like adventurous type stuff.

[00:18:35] Well, like my sister, she's very rich.

[00:18:37] She'll do all these things by herself.

[00:18:39] I didn't think about that.

[00:18:40] She'll go skiing and ziplining by herself.

[00:18:44] You know, she prefers some company.

[00:18:46] She'll go on a cruise by herself.

[00:18:48] Oh, is that the one that's been on like, how many cruises did you say?

[00:18:53] I don't know.

[00:18:53] I'm trying to keep up myself.

[00:18:55] I think she booked another one.

[00:18:57] The only way she's going to get off of them is if there's a hole in the bottom of it.

[00:19:03] That's the only way she's going to get off of it.

[00:19:07] Or if it ends up like the Titanic or something.

[00:19:10] That's the only way.

[00:19:10] I pray that's not the case, man.

[00:19:15] I think that's why I haven't really urged on it.

[00:19:19] Even when you do stuff, that stuff like that be in the back of your mind.

[00:19:24] Anytime you get on a boat or a cruise ship, after that movie came out, it's like, ah, this might end up like the Titanic.

[00:19:34] Well, I mean, for me, I have not been that far out into the middle of the ocean.

[00:19:39] Gotcha.

[00:19:40] Gotcha.

[00:19:41] And I want to start, I'm like, I don't know how that would feel.

[00:19:49] Just to look out and can't see no other land.

[00:19:56] Gotcha.

[00:19:56] So you've never been on a cruise?

[00:19:59] Never been on a cruise.

[00:20:01] Oh, man, you need to go on one.

[00:20:03] They're fine.

[00:20:04] I am going on one next year.

[00:20:08] Actually, I got to book it.

[00:20:09] Lord.

[00:20:13] Actually, I probably need to book it today.

[00:20:14] I already paid.

[00:20:16] I already got it paid for, but I haven't booked the actual trip yet.

[00:20:20] So.

[00:20:21] Gotcha.

[00:20:24] Yeah, I made a mistake on the cruise.

[00:20:27] We had stopped in Roatan, Honduras.

[00:20:30] And we was walking along the beach.

[00:20:33] And I hadn't had anything to eat all day.

[00:20:37] So I was starving.

[00:20:39] And finally, we came across this little shack that had like, you know, a little bit of seafood, some tacos and stuff.

[00:20:47] So we stopped in there.

[00:20:49] And when we go to pay, I kind of like peeked my head behind the kitchen.

[00:20:52] That was a mistake.

[00:20:54] And that was a mistake, right?

[00:20:54] I should not have.

[00:20:56] Why?

[00:20:57] Well, okay.

[00:20:59] First off, the whole time we were eating, there was like stray cats, like newborn cats, real little, that would like come up to your feet and start like licking your feet as you was eating.

[00:21:13] Hmm.

[00:21:14] This ain't going well.

[00:21:17] Continue.

[00:21:18] This ain't a good start.

[00:21:20] Continue, though.

[00:21:22] I mean, first of all.

[00:21:25] Because it was just out in order.

[00:21:30] So Roatan, there was a bunch of stray cats, like just all over the place.

[00:21:35] I've never.

[00:21:36] Look, I've never been out the country.

[00:21:38] I've got my passport.

[00:21:38] I'm ready to go.

[00:21:40] But I ain't never been.

[00:21:41] And so I'm just.

[00:21:44] How you know what to eat?

[00:21:46] This is a good question.

[00:21:48] You just stopped at a random spot?

[00:21:51] Yeah, we was just walking along.

[00:21:53] And that was kind of like the second place we stopped at.

[00:21:57] And we started looking at the menu.

[00:21:59] And they had like breakfast burritos.

[00:22:02] And I got a fish sandwich.

[00:22:04] That's what I got.

[00:22:06] You said a shack.

[00:22:07] Was this like a.

[00:22:08] You know, because it had like the rib shack.

[00:22:11] But it ain't an actual shack.

[00:22:12] It's a nice building.

[00:22:13] Or was this an actual shack?

[00:22:15] This was an actual shack.

[00:22:17] And it was just out in the.

[00:22:19] Like you.

[00:22:19] Out in the open.

[00:22:21] Like it wasn't.

[00:22:22] Like indoors.

[00:22:24] It was like.

[00:22:25] Right on the beach.

[00:22:27] Out in the open.

[00:22:29] Oh, okay.

[00:22:29] You could eat.

[00:22:30] And like see people.

[00:22:32] Relaxing on the beach and stuff.

[00:22:34] So it was a legit shack.

[00:22:36] Yeah.

[00:22:37] It looked like a little business.

[00:22:38] Set up.

[00:22:40] But it was.

[00:22:41] Well, I mean.

[00:22:42] It was actually a business.

[00:22:43] But they just.

[00:22:44] Kind of put some wood out there.

[00:22:45] And start.

[00:22:45] And some.

[00:22:46] And some fry daddies.

[00:22:47] I guess.

[00:22:49] I don't think there was any fry daddies.

[00:22:52] Nobody had a kitchen up there.

[00:22:54] When their sink got there.

[00:22:57] But yeah.

[00:22:58] Ain't nobody.

[00:22:59] I forgot.

[00:23:00] I forgot.

[00:23:02] I forgot what the name of the restaurant was.

[00:23:04] I think it was like George's Place.

[00:23:06] Or something.

[00:23:07] And.

[00:23:08] But yeah.

[00:23:09] I got a fish sandwich.

[00:23:10] Because they had like the menu.

[00:23:12] Like it used to walk on.

[00:23:14] They had the menu.

[00:23:16] Like a piece of wood.

[00:23:18] And you could like read it.

[00:23:20] Okay.

[00:23:20] It was like.

[00:23:22] Like it was like nailed to a piece of wood.

[00:23:26] Like a note.

[00:23:28] Nailed to a piece of wood.

[00:23:30] It was like a sign that was attached.

[00:23:32] Like a piece of wood.

[00:23:34] And then.

[00:23:34] And then they put it down in the sand.

[00:23:37] Huh.

[00:23:38] And it had the menu on it.

[00:23:40] So it was like looking at it.

[00:23:41] And was like.

[00:23:42] Okay.

[00:23:42] Let's just.

[00:23:43] Stop there and eat.

[00:23:44] I'm just going.

[00:23:45] What?

[00:23:46] Say this was the spot.

[00:23:49] Stop.

[00:23:50] This was the spot for lunch.

[00:23:52] I think more than anything.

[00:23:54] Is.

[00:23:55] We was just hungry.

[00:23:57] More than anything.

[00:23:58] I was like.

[00:23:58] Okay.

[00:23:59] They got fish sandwiches.

[00:24:00] They got breakfast tacos.

[00:24:02] They got.

[00:24:02] You know.

[00:24:03] Burritos.

[00:24:04] What?

[00:24:06] What?

[00:24:06] What?

[00:24:08] What?

[00:24:09] What?

[00:24:09] I know they ain't got no sinks in there.

[00:24:12] I know.

[00:24:12] I know.

[00:24:13] I didn't see a bottle of hand sanitizer back there.

[00:24:15] But what the hell?

[00:24:17] Let's just.

[00:24:18] Let's just stop here.

[00:24:20] Let's just see what comes out the back.

[00:24:24] So yeah.

[00:24:25] We can.

[00:24:26] Yeah.

[00:24:26] We can.

[00:24:27] Yeah.

[00:24:27] There are these cats around here.

[00:24:30] Oh.

[00:24:30] There were several.

[00:24:31] There had to have been about five or six.

[00:24:33] Just wondering.

[00:24:34] All around your face.

[00:24:36] So you just.

[00:24:37] This is while you order it.

[00:24:38] Oh.

[00:24:39] Okay.

[00:24:39] Let me get the.

[00:24:41] Hey kitty.

[00:24:43] Yeah.

[00:24:43] Yeah.

[00:24:43] Let me get the.

[00:24:46] Let me get the spices deluxe.

[00:24:51] Meow.

[00:24:54] Amen.

[00:24:56] That's exactly what it was like.

[00:24:58] You'd be trying to order.

[00:24:59] And then there would be a cat just staring up at you.

[00:25:02] There wasn't no sanitation ratings.

[00:25:04] There were no scores on the wall in there.

[00:25:06] No.

[00:25:06] They had no sanitation.

[00:25:07] It was like.

[00:25:08] A zero sanitation rating.

[00:25:11] Because there wasn't any.

[00:25:13] Anything on the wall.

[00:25:15] I said.

[00:25:16] Remind me never to go nowhere with you.

[00:25:19] We're going to do all our podcasts over the.

[00:25:23] Because it sounds like.

[00:25:24] What you got scabies one time.

[00:25:27] Yeah.

[00:25:27] I got scabies.

[00:25:28] Because.

[00:25:31] We're just going to keep.

[00:25:34] You don't want to.

[00:25:35] You don't want to.

[00:25:36] Eat where I eat.

[00:25:38] No.

[00:25:38] I'm not going to eat where you eat.

[00:25:40] Yeah.

[00:25:40] Because we'll be.

[00:25:41] We'll be driving past.

[00:25:42] And I'll see like a gas station.

[00:25:44] I'll be like.

[00:25:45] Oh look.

[00:25:45] They got chicken livers.

[00:25:46] And I'll.

[00:25:47] Pull in and get a gas station.

[00:25:49] I ain't going to say nothing.

[00:25:50] I done ate.

[00:25:52] I done ate.

[00:25:53] I done ate a mini a gas station.

[00:25:55] There's some gas stations that have some good food.

[00:25:58] Well.

[00:25:59] There's like.

[00:26:00] Who working.

[00:26:01] Who trying.

[00:26:02] I.

[00:26:02] Sometimes.

[00:26:03] I just go back in to look.

[00:26:04] To see who making the food.

[00:26:07] I like somebody doing their thing.

[00:26:09] You keep pumping gas.

[00:26:10] Eating them.

[00:26:11] The wedges.

[00:26:12] There's always some wedges in there.

[00:26:13] Oh yeah.

[00:26:14] There's always tater wedges at the gas station.

[00:26:16] What?

[00:26:17] But I'll get.

[00:26:18] I'll get chicken livers at a gas station.

[00:26:22] Yeah.

[00:26:23] Do you like chicken livers?

[00:26:24] Man.

[00:26:25] I don't eat them like that.

[00:26:26] Oh.

[00:26:27] I love chicken livers.

[00:26:28] I probably.

[00:26:29] Yeah.

[00:26:31] I just don't.

[00:26:32] But I would if.

[00:26:35] I.

[00:26:35] Throw some salt and pimple on them.

[00:26:37] A little hot sauce.

[00:26:40] But.

[00:26:40] I don't know.

[00:26:40] I don't.

[00:26:41] I'll just go out and buy.

[00:26:43] Oh.

[00:26:43] That'll be something that I.

[00:26:45] Like.

[00:26:45] I'll go out and buy.

[00:26:46] Like.

[00:26:47] There's a restaurant.

[00:26:48] Up the road.

[00:26:49] Called Mountain View Barbecue.

[00:26:50] And sometimes I'll be like.

[00:26:51] I want some chicken livers.

[00:26:53] Man.

[00:26:53] I don't know.

[00:26:54] I'm talking about chicken livers.

[00:26:55] When I'm going to fish for cabbage.

[00:26:58] I think that's why.

[00:27:00] That's how you know you're redneck.

[00:27:01] When you go to a restaurant.

[00:27:03] And you're like.

[00:27:03] I want the chicken livers.

[00:27:05] You want the bait.

[00:27:08] You're like.

[00:27:08] I want the bait.

[00:27:09] I don't want the fish.

[00:27:10] I want the bait.

[00:27:11] That's exactly what.

[00:27:12] We.

[00:27:13] Put the chicken livers on the.

[00:27:15] On the hook.

[00:27:16] And catfish.

[00:27:17] We love it.

[00:27:19] Hey.

[00:27:19] And I like a good catfish too.

[00:27:21] Some salt and pepper.

[00:27:24] A salt and pepper catfish.

[00:27:26] Hey.

[00:27:27] I'll eat frog legs too.

[00:27:28] I love a good frog leg.

[00:27:30] Man.

[00:27:31] I'm straight on the frog leg.

[00:27:32] I would eat them if I had to.

[00:27:34] I'm straight on.

[00:27:34] I ain't no.

[00:27:37] So you've never had a frog leg?

[00:27:40] Have I?

[00:27:42] I think I've had some alligator.

[00:27:44] Oh.

[00:27:44] I love alligator.

[00:27:46] I ain't gonna.

[00:27:48] I ain't gonna lie.

[00:27:49] If I'm hungry or nothing.

[00:27:50] I'll be like.

[00:27:51] Let me get a piece of bread real quick.

[00:27:53] And then I'll come back.

[00:27:56] Frog leg sandwich.

[00:27:57] That depends on what you do.

[00:28:00] That depends on the day when you catch me.

[00:28:02] I'm gonna.

[00:28:04] I've ordered.

[00:28:05] I've ordered frog legs at a restaurant before.

[00:28:09] Now that ain't gonna be.

[00:28:10] At a seafood restaurant.

[00:28:13] I eat.

[00:28:14] I eat stuff.

[00:28:15] And I get.

[00:28:16] I get hungry.

[00:28:17] Or get the munchies in the middle of the night.

[00:28:20] And then anything's up for grabs at that point.

[00:28:25] Oh yeah.

[00:28:26] If I'm hungry.

[00:28:27] I'll eat about anything.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:30] Well.

[00:28:31] A good fat back sandwich is hard to beat.

[00:28:34] Man.

[00:28:34] Fat back.

[00:28:35] You're hard gonna explode.

[00:28:36] Fat back.

[00:28:37] Yeah.

[00:28:38] My heart.

[00:28:38] With all the.

[00:28:39] Yeah.

[00:28:40] Fried chicken livers.

[00:28:41] Fried catfish.

[00:28:42] Fried frog legs.

[00:28:44] Fat back.

[00:28:46] Sandwiches.

[00:28:46] A fat back sandwich.

[00:28:49] Fried chicken.

[00:28:50] I love that too.

[00:28:52] A fat back sandwich is guaranteed to give you a big back.

[00:28:57] Hey.

[00:28:58] Those fat back sandwiches are delicious.

[00:29:01] Hey man.

[00:29:02] I'm down 20 pounds man.

[00:29:04] Down 20 pounds.

[00:29:06] Yeah.

[00:29:07] Start losing weight man.

[00:29:08] Did you cut out the fat back?

[00:29:10] Is that.

[00:29:11] No man.

[00:29:13] If I had.

[00:29:14] If I had.

[00:29:15] Been eating fat back sandwiches.

[00:29:17] Like you Isaiah.

[00:29:19] I wouldn't be here today.

[00:29:21] I really wouldn't be.

[00:29:23] Cause.

[00:29:23] When I get.

[00:29:25] I have.

[00:29:27] I probably eat like six of them.

[00:29:30] In a row.

[00:29:32] And my.

[00:29:32] My.

[00:29:33] My chest would.

[00:29:34] I don't know what happened to you.

[00:29:36] If you eat six.

[00:29:36] Fat back sandwiches.

[00:29:39] You guaranteed.

[00:29:42] You guaranteed.

[00:29:43] You guaranteed.

[00:29:43] You guaranteed.

[00:29:44] You guaranteed.

[00:29:45] No.

[00:29:46] You're.

[00:29:46] You're.

[00:29:46] You're going to get.

[00:29:47] Diabetes.

[00:29:48] And lose a foot.

[00:29:50] Immediately.

[00:29:51] Yeah.

[00:29:52] I don't think I could give all that stuff up.

[00:29:55] Like if the doctor was like.

[00:29:56] You got to go on a diet.

[00:29:57] You got to cut out.

[00:29:59] Chicken breasts.

[00:30:00] With the skin on.

[00:30:01] I'd be like.

[00:30:01] Nope.

[00:30:01] Not doing that.

[00:30:02] That's the best part of the chicken.

[00:30:03] Is the skin.

[00:30:06] Nah.

[00:30:08] If there's like.

[00:30:09] You got to cut out.

[00:30:10] Pinto beans and cornbread.

[00:30:11] I'd be like.

[00:30:12] No.

[00:30:12] We ain't doing that.

[00:30:13] Got to have my pinto beans and cornbread.

[00:30:16] Yeah.

[00:30:17] I mean.

[00:30:17] But.

[00:30:18] I don't think too many people ever had like a.

[00:30:20] I can't say that.

[00:30:21] At least.

[00:30:21] I don't know people that.

[00:30:23] We ain't never had like a nutritionist.

[00:30:25] We just ate whatever.

[00:30:27] Whatever your mom made.

[00:30:29] This is kind of what.

[00:30:31] And they just kind of left it up to them.

[00:30:32] So.

[00:30:33] I don't really have the.

[00:30:35] The thought process.

[00:30:37] I'm supposed to have this amount of.

[00:30:39] Like nutrition for this.

[00:30:43] Can you hear my dog barking.

[00:30:45] In the background.

[00:30:45] What kind of dog is it?

[00:30:47] He's a golden doodle.

[00:30:49] A golden doodle.

[00:30:51] Yeah.

[00:30:52] Hey man.

[00:30:54] We need to.

[00:30:57] We need to see your dog.

[00:30:58] What kind of dog you got.

[00:31:01] Is it.

[00:31:01] Is it.

[00:31:03] Russ.

[00:31:08] He ain't getting off the couch.

[00:31:09] He's just staring.

[00:31:11] Oh.

[00:31:11] So.

[00:31:12] Okay.

[00:31:12] So he's not trained.

[00:31:13] He don't listen to you at all.

[00:31:15] He don't.

[00:31:17] He ignores me half the time.

[00:31:19] I'll be like.

[00:31:19] Russell.

[00:31:20] Come over here.

[00:31:21] And he'll be.

[00:31:22] Oh.

[00:31:22] Here he is.

[00:31:23] Okay.

[00:31:24] So that's about like.

[00:31:25] You almost got kids.

[00:31:27] No.

[00:31:33] Let's see.

[00:31:38] There he is.

[00:31:39] Oh man.

[00:31:40] That's a cute dog man.

[00:31:42] Like one of the dogs.

[00:31:43] What's the.

[00:31:44] Like dog was in a movie.

[00:31:46] I can't remember the movie name.

[00:31:47] What was the.

[00:31:48] Uh.

[00:31:50] Uh.

[00:31:51] Lady in the.

[00:31:51] No.

[00:31:53] Are you talking about Lady in the.

[00:31:54] I can see that one.

[00:31:55] Yeah.

[00:31:55] That would be one of them.

[00:31:56] With the same dog.

[00:31:57] It was another one.

[00:31:58] He had on a.

[00:32:00] Uh.

[00:32:01] Uh.

[00:32:01] Not Homeward Bound.

[00:32:03] Or maybe.

[00:32:04] I don't know.

[00:32:04] I've seen some of these.

[00:32:05] That's probably before your time.

[00:32:07] He's a bougie dog.

[00:32:08] Ray.

[00:32:10] Would you.

[00:32:10] You'd be riding him in a stroller.

[00:32:13] Well.

[00:32:13] Listen.

[00:32:13] When you quit.

[00:32:14] Petting him.

[00:32:15] He gets upset.

[00:32:17] Like.

[00:32:18] He's all the time.

[00:32:19] Wanting to be petting.

[00:32:20] Do you have pictures with your dog.

[00:32:22] In like.

[00:32:23] Like.

[00:32:25] Like holiday pictures with your dog.

[00:32:28] Um.

[00:32:28] My mom.

[00:32:29] She took a little.

[00:32:30] Uh.

[00:32:31] Picture of him on Easter.

[00:32:32] Where he has like this little.

[00:32:34] Thing around his neck.

[00:32:36] With a bunch of chickens on it.

[00:32:38] Mm.

[00:32:38] But.

[00:32:39] I would never.

[00:32:41] Uh.

[00:32:42] Take holiday pictures of the dog.

[00:32:44] Why not?

[00:32:45] That's a little overkill.

[00:32:47] For real?

[00:32:48] I've been taking.

[00:32:48] And getting him like dressed up.

[00:32:50] In sweaters and stuff.

[00:32:52] Like some people do.

[00:32:55] He ain't part of the family.

[00:32:57] Look.

[00:32:57] Oh.

[00:32:57] He's a part.

[00:32:58] He's a part of the family.

[00:33:00] But.

[00:33:00] You don't get the cup.

[00:33:01] You don't get a.

[00:33:02] A plate at the table.

[00:33:04] Yeah.

[00:33:05] You don't get a place at the table.

[00:33:06] You get a plate.

[00:33:08] Put down on the floor.

[00:33:09] That's what you get.

[00:33:10] I got you.

[00:33:12] Hey.

[00:33:13] Cause you know.

[00:33:13] I got.

[00:33:14] You gotta ask.

[00:33:15] Cause you don't know.

[00:33:16] People.

[00:33:17] People etiquette with their dog.

[00:33:18] With their animals.

[00:33:20] Oh my mom.

[00:33:21] She treats.

[00:33:22] Like.

[00:33:22] I treat them like.

[00:33:24] You know.

[00:33:24] A normal dog.

[00:33:25] Like I'll get them dirty.

[00:33:26] Like we'll go outside.

[00:33:28] And I'll take them through the mud.

[00:33:29] And stuff.

[00:33:30] And then my mom's like.

[00:33:31] Oh no.

[00:33:32] Don't get them.

[00:33:33] You know.

[00:33:33] Don't get them dirty.

[00:33:34] Don't do this.

[00:33:35] Don't do that.

[00:33:36] You know.

[00:33:37] He needs to be bathed.

[00:33:38] Every Saturday.

[00:33:39] Every day.

[00:33:41] That dog.

[00:33:42] Whatever.

[00:33:43] Whatever.

[00:33:43] Whatever.

[00:33:44] Whatever we eat.

[00:33:44] He eats.

[00:33:46] Like mom will be frying.

[00:33:48] Like sausage in the morning.

[00:33:50] And she'll crumble up some sausage.

[00:33:52] And give it to the dog.

[00:33:53] Like he.

[00:33:54] He's a bougie dog.

[00:33:56] Man.

[00:33:57] That dog.

[00:33:58] I'm gonna come fill in for your dog.

[00:34:00] One day.

[00:34:01] Just so I can have breakfast.

[00:34:03] Like.

[00:34:03] Like.

[00:34:04] Yeah.

[00:34:05] Last night.

[00:34:05] Your mama dog.

[00:34:07] Your mama.

[00:34:08] Your mama dog.

[00:34:09] Wait.

[00:34:09] Wait.

[00:34:09] Wait.

[00:34:10] Wait.

[00:34:10] She just got one.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:12] We just have them one.

[00:34:13] Yeah.

[00:34:14] Man.

[00:34:16] Like.

[00:34:17] Last night.

[00:34:18] Is a good example.

[00:34:19] We had all of.

[00:34:20] Okay.

[00:34:21] Let me ask first.

[00:34:22] Before you give your story.

[00:34:23] How long.

[00:34:23] Have y'all had the dog?

[00:34:25] How long has your mom had the dog?

[00:34:27] Is this a dog you talked about just now?

[00:34:29] Or another dog?

[00:34:30] Yeah.

[00:34:31] This is.

[00:34:31] That's the dog.

[00:34:32] We've had him for.

[00:34:34] Nine months.

[00:34:36] Nine months.

[00:34:38] Mm-hmm.

[00:34:39] I don't know.

[00:34:39] So how have things changed between you and your parents?

[00:34:43] Since the dog has arrived.

[00:34:46] Oh.

[00:34:47] They love the dog more.

[00:34:48] That's for sure.

[00:34:50] They do.

[00:34:53] Your brother.

[00:34:54] You eat by the dog.

[00:34:57] Hey.

[00:34:58] What?

[00:34:58] I thought that was.

[00:34:59] I thought that was gonna be pancakes.

[00:35:02] And the dog ate it.

[00:35:03] Oh.

[00:35:04] He'll eat anything.

[00:35:04] Like if you.

[00:35:05] If you.

[00:35:06] Let him.

[00:35:07] He.

[00:35:08] He loves.

[00:35:10] Um.

[00:35:10] A couple weeks ago.

[00:35:12] We went to Bass Pro Shop.

[00:35:13] In Concord.

[00:35:14] And I had got some.

[00:35:17] Elk jerky.

[00:35:18] And duck jerky.

[00:35:19] And he absolutely loved that.

[00:35:21] Like I was like.

[00:35:22] Here.

[00:35:22] Come over here.

[00:35:23] And try some duck.

[00:35:24] Try some duck.

[00:35:26] Mm.

[00:35:27] And then he loved the elk.

[00:35:29] So I'm trying to turn him into a redneck dog.

[00:35:32] That's what I'm trying to do.

[00:35:34] Would you take him out to go hunting?

[00:35:36] You hunt?

[00:35:38] No.

[00:35:39] Not yet.

[00:35:39] I have my license.

[00:35:41] But I've never been hunting.

[00:35:42] I'm.

[00:35:43] I'm trying to go.

[00:35:44] What kind of hunting are you doing?

[00:35:46] I would like to go deer hunting.

[00:35:49] I actually bought a.

[00:35:52] Rifle.

[00:35:53] Yesterday.

[00:35:54] What?

[00:35:56] Mm-hmm.

[00:35:56] 30-06.

[00:35:58] Ooh.

[00:35:59] Okay.

[00:36:00] You finna throw your shoulder out.

[00:36:06] Oh, man.

[00:36:08] Listen.

[00:36:09] The first time I ever shot a gun.

[00:36:11] I.

[00:36:12] I had the scope a little too close to my.

[00:36:15] Face.

[00:36:17] And when I fired it.

[00:36:18] Yeah.

[00:36:20] And I didn't learn my lesson.

[00:36:22] I was like, okay, I'll back up a little bit.

[00:36:24] But it still wasn't far enough.

[00:36:27] And it popped me in the face again.

[00:36:30] I had two big old knots.

[00:36:32] Like right here.

[00:36:33] It's about.

[00:36:35] The size of a pea.

[00:36:37] I got you.

[00:36:39] I want to go bull hunting, though.

[00:36:42] You want to go bull hunting?

[00:36:44] Bull hunting.

[00:36:45] Oh.

[00:36:46] Bull and arrow.

[00:36:48] Gotcha.

[00:36:48] Oh, so you want to be like Robin Hood.

[00:36:50] That's what you.

[00:36:52] Man.

[00:36:53] Yeah.

[00:36:56] What's the arrow?

[00:37:00] Yeah.

[00:37:01] The superhero arrow.

[00:37:02] That's what you want to be like.

[00:37:05] You'll go out.

[00:37:06] You'll go out in the woods.

[00:37:07] Have like a little mask and a little cape.

[00:37:10] Hey, man.

[00:37:13] Get up there.

[00:37:14] No, I think it's cool, though, man.

[00:37:16] Not just to be able to catch your food like that.

[00:37:20] Like that's a.

[00:37:22] I mean, everybody.

[00:37:23] You can.

[00:37:23] Like with just a stick and another stick.

[00:37:26] And.

[00:37:29] And make you like a little arrow.

[00:37:31] Make you.

[00:37:32] You can make it.

[00:37:33] That's something that you could make yourself.

[00:37:35] A bow and arrow.

[00:37:36] If you.

[00:37:37] I got to just.

[00:37:39] Trees.

[00:37:39] And.

[00:37:40] Like if you.

[00:37:41] If you learn.

[00:37:42] Good enough.

[00:37:43] If you sharpen it down.

[00:37:44] And get it like you.

[00:37:45] Yeah.

[00:37:45] And made it.

[00:37:46] Into the arrows.

[00:37:47] And smooth.

[00:37:48] As you can get them.

[00:37:49] Where you can make it work.

[00:37:50] Where you can make it shoot out fast enough.

[00:37:53] You can.

[00:37:55] As opposed to.

[00:37:56] I mean.

[00:37:56] You should do it.

[00:37:56] Make bullets.

[00:37:57] But it'd be more intricate.

[00:38:00] Difficult to make it.

[00:38:01] But.

[00:38:03] I could find some sticks.

[00:38:04] But I'd rather just get a bow.

[00:38:06] And then.

[00:38:08] Learn how to shoot.

[00:38:09] I don't know how to shoot now.

[00:38:10] But.

[00:38:11] I just find it interesting.

[00:38:15] Hunting.

[00:38:16] I've been hunting as a kid.

[00:38:18] But I was rifle.

[00:38:19] But I never like.

[00:38:20] Like.

[00:38:21] I never went bow hunting.

[00:38:23] Or.

[00:38:29] Or like.

[00:38:33] Kind of like that primitive.

[00:38:34] Style hunting.

[00:38:36] Gotcha.

[00:38:37] Yeah.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:39] All my family.

[00:38:40] They're all avid.

[00:38:42] Hunters.

[00:38:43] Fishers.

[00:38:45] Whole nine yards.

[00:38:46] Like they.

[00:38:46] My family's digging.

[00:38:47] Hunting and fishing.

[00:38:49] Right.

[00:38:50] My dad.

[00:38:50] Is huge into fishing.

[00:38:52] Not so much hunting.

[00:38:53] You know.

[00:38:53] I guess.

[00:38:56] But.

[00:38:57] He's.

[00:38:59] He's definitely huge into fishing.

[00:39:01] Man.

[00:39:01] So.

[00:39:03] Boats.

[00:39:04] Yeah.

[00:39:04] He got.

[00:39:04] Built his own.

[00:39:05] Boat shed.

[00:39:07] Got his own.

[00:39:08] Brought his own boat.

[00:39:09] And all his equipment.

[00:39:10] Matter of fact.

[00:39:11] Probably.

[00:39:11] Not today.

[00:39:12] For a bad time.

[00:39:14] Yeah.

[00:39:15] My papaw.

[00:39:15] He actually.

[00:39:16] Used to watch.

[00:39:17] Fishing on the TV.

[00:39:18] TV.

[00:39:18] That's how big.

[00:39:19] Into fishing.

[00:39:20] He was.

[00:39:21] Like.

[00:39:21] I like fishing.

[00:39:22] But I don't like it enough.

[00:39:23] To watch it on TV.

[00:39:25] Like.

[00:39:25] Oh.

[00:39:26] Let's see what Bill Dance is doing.

[00:39:27] Okay.

[00:39:28] I might.

[00:39:28] Watch a little bit of Bill Dance.

[00:39:30] On occasion.

[00:39:30] But not like.

[00:39:32] Like.

[00:39:32] He would.

[00:39:34] He wouldn't watch it religiously.

[00:39:37] I used to watch.

[00:39:37] Because my dad was watching.

[00:39:39] Like.

[00:39:39] He.

[00:39:40] He was a.

[00:39:42] Mechanic.

[00:39:42] So he got a shop.

[00:39:43] Or whatever.

[00:39:44] And we got his.

[00:39:45] It set up in there.

[00:39:46] So he can watch the TV.

[00:39:48] So he was just sitting there.

[00:39:49] Chilling.

[00:39:50] And.

[00:39:51] That's what he'd be watching.

[00:39:52] Sometimes.

[00:39:53] And I'm.

[00:39:53] I got into it.

[00:39:54] I'm like.

[00:39:54] All right.

[00:39:55] I get to learn how to.

[00:39:56] How they be.

[00:39:58] Angling.

[00:39:58] The anglers.

[00:40:00] So.

[00:40:00] I mean.

[00:40:01] How they catch fish.

[00:40:02] Fish.

[00:40:02] So.

[00:40:03] I mean.

[00:40:03] I guess it's more studying.

[00:40:05] Than.

[00:40:06] Than actually just watching.

[00:40:08] Fish.

[00:40:08] If you just.

[00:40:09] Went and studying.

[00:40:10] And you just watching.

[00:40:11] Fish.

[00:40:12] You just like.

[00:40:12] Just standing there without.

[00:40:16] I don't know if it would be.

[00:40:18] As interesting.

[00:40:20] Right.

[00:40:21] Yeah.

[00:40:21] He used to watch Bill Dance.

[00:40:23] Religiously.

[00:40:24] And one time.

[00:40:25] I think he was in.

[00:40:27] San Juan.

[00:40:28] Mexico.

[00:40:30] I think that's where.

[00:40:31] San Juan's at.

[00:40:33] Anyway.

[00:40:33] My dad walked in.

[00:40:35] Sounds lovely.

[00:40:36] I think that's where it's at.

[00:40:39] And my dad walked in.

[00:40:41] And he goes.

[00:40:41] What you watching on TV?

[00:40:43] And he goes.

[00:40:43] Oh.

[00:40:43] I'm watching Bill Dance.

[00:40:44] He's in.

[00:40:45] San Juan.

[00:40:47] He couldn't say San Juan.

[00:40:48] He said.

[00:40:49] He said.

[00:40:50] San Juan.

[00:40:56] San Juan.

[00:40:58] But yeah.

[00:40:59] That was.

[00:41:00] That's the hardest thing.

[00:41:02] For me.

[00:41:03] Like when we lose power.

[00:41:04] Is going without TV.

[00:41:07] Because I like my TV.

[00:41:09] You watch TV?

[00:41:10] Like cable TV?

[00:41:11] We have a fire stick.

[00:41:14] Fire stick.

[00:41:15] Okay.

[00:41:16] So you stealing TV?

[00:41:17] I'm sorry.

[00:41:17] So we just.

[00:41:18] I still.

[00:41:20] So we still.

[00:41:22] I still.

[00:41:23] What are we doing?

[00:41:25] Come on, man.

[00:41:26] Even Amazon knows.

[00:41:27] Everybody doing it.

[00:41:29] I think they did it on purpose.

[00:41:31] Right.

[00:41:33] So.

[00:41:34] So we didn't lose power.

[00:41:35] But we lost internet.

[00:41:37] Which means.

[00:41:38] I couldn't watch TV.

[00:41:40] So I was.

[00:41:41] And that was the first thing.

[00:41:42] When the internet went out.

[00:41:43] I thought to myself.

[00:41:44] Daggone it.

[00:41:45] I can't watch Netflix.

[00:41:46] And I can't finish that Vince McMahon documentary.

[00:41:49] That was my first thought.

[00:41:52] It wasn't like.

[00:41:53] Oh, I hope everybody else is okay.

[00:41:54] It was like.

[00:41:55] Oh, I can't watch this Vince McMahon documentary.

[00:42:00] My first thought was a selfish thought.

[00:42:04] It happened though.

[00:42:07] Man.

[00:42:07] I'd be like.

[00:42:08] As soon as the power go out.

[00:42:10] I'd be like, man.

[00:42:12] Look.

[00:42:13] I was like.

[00:42:14] People go in.

[00:42:14] They buy a part of shit in the stores.

[00:42:17] Right.

[00:42:19] They'd be like, man.

[00:42:20] Look.

[00:42:20] Now you got like.

[00:42:22] 45 loaves of bread.

[00:42:24] And it only storm.

[00:42:25] When the power only went out for two hours.

[00:42:28] Right.

[00:42:28] And they.

[00:42:29] Yeah.

[00:42:29] They'll freak out and stuff.

[00:42:31] And start buying up everything.

[00:42:34] Yeah.

[00:42:35] Have to hog up all the gas and stuff.

[00:42:39] They act like it's the apocalypse.

[00:42:40] Every time a storm or.

[00:42:43] Every time a snow comes through.

[00:42:45] I was in Foodline one time.

[00:42:47] And it started snowing.

[00:42:48] And everybody freaked out.

[00:42:50] Amen.

[00:42:51] They started getting out their phones.

[00:42:53] And be.

[00:42:53] Look.

[00:42:54] It's snowing.

[00:42:55] I ain't never better get.

[00:42:56] Cause they.

[00:42:57] Cause they don't be trying to get back out.

[00:42:58] I ain't gonna lie.

[00:42:59] I.

[00:43:00] I walked in the snow one time for a pizza.

[00:43:02] I walked by.

[00:43:03] I don't know.

[00:43:04] It was about a mile.

[00:43:06] Two.

[00:43:07] Round trip.

[00:43:09] But I walked to get a pizza.

[00:43:10] I got snowed in.

[00:43:11] It went on my homeboy's house.

[00:43:12] I just went to visit.

[00:43:14] Yeah.

[00:43:14] And then.

[00:43:15] It started snowing.

[00:43:17] I couldn't get.

[00:43:17] It iced over so fast.

[00:43:19] I couldn't.

[00:43:19] I didn't.

[00:43:21] I didn't realize that.

[00:43:23] That the.

[00:43:25] That the roast was so sad.

[00:43:27] So I started to leave.

[00:43:28] And I started sliding.

[00:43:29] I can't.

[00:43:30] Leave now.

[00:43:31] So I turned back around.

[00:43:33] And then.

[00:43:33] And he's a single dude.

[00:43:35] He.

[00:43:36] He was a bastard.

[00:43:37] He had no food in the house.

[00:43:39] Ain't like nobody was there cooking.

[00:43:41] Or nothing like that.

[00:43:42] So we just chilling like man.

[00:43:44] We done been here for a night.

[00:43:46] The weather got bad.

[00:43:47] But the only thing.

[00:43:48] What was it?

[00:43:51] I think a pizza hut was over.

[00:43:53] I don't know.

[00:43:54] They were still there cooking.

[00:43:55] Making pizzas.

[00:43:56] They ain't give a damn.

[00:43:58] But no bad weather.

[00:43:59] No driving hazards.

[00:44:00] Nothing.

[00:44:00] They were still cooking.

[00:44:01] Making them pizzas.

[00:44:03] And I walked.

[00:44:04] They go get a pizza.

[00:44:05] And I said.

[00:44:05] Man that was probably.

[00:44:06] The.

[00:44:08] I ain't gonna lie.

[00:44:09] I probably about damn killed myself.

[00:44:11] Trying to get that pizza.

[00:44:12] Pizza back.

[00:44:15] It wet.

[00:44:16] It was still snow in the box.

[00:44:17] Wet.

[00:44:19] But.

[00:44:21] Hey.

[00:44:22] Shit.

[00:44:22] I bet you still enjoyed that pizza though.

[00:44:24] I enjoyed it.

[00:44:25] But make sure you go.

[00:44:26] You gonna get some food before.

[00:44:28] When the weather get bad.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:33] That weather get bad.

[00:44:34] You be looking at stuff.

[00:44:35] You can put on the grill.

[00:44:38] That's what my mom.

[00:44:39] Used to do.

[00:44:40] She'd grill stuff.

[00:44:41] And.

[00:44:42] Like I said.

[00:44:43] Cook on the kerosene heater.

[00:44:45] Yeah.

[00:44:47] She knew how to get it done.

[00:44:48] When the power was out.

[00:44:49] And she still knows how to.

[00:44:51] Get stuff done.

[00:44:52] When the power goes out.

[00:44:56] Yeah.

[00:44:58] And then me.

[00:44:59] I'm just like.

[00:45:00] Well I just might as well nap.

[00:45:02] There's nothing to do.

[00:45:03] Might as well.

[00:45:04] Just sleep all day.

[00:45:06] Oh man.

[00:45:07] Look.

[00:45:07] That's it.

[00:45:08] I don't know.

[00:45:09] I ain't.

[00:45:10] I ain't been with a.

[00:45:12] Without power in a while.

[00:45:14] So.

[00:45:15] I don't know.

[00:45:17] Gotcha.

[00:45:18] But yeah.

[00:45:18] When we finally got our internet connection back.

[00:45:21] I was so happy.

[00:45:22] And that's the first thing I did.

[00:45:23] Was started watching Netflix.

[00:45:25] When the internet came.

[00:45:27] When the internet came back on.

[00:45:29] I walked in the house.

[00:45:31] And my mom was like.

[00:45:31] Oh the internet's back on.

[00:45:33] I was like.

[00:45:33] Good.

[00:45:33] I can finish that documentary.

[00:45:35] About Mr. McMahon on Netflix.

[00:45:38] What did you find out about Mr. McMahon?

[00:45:41] Nothing that I already knew.

[00:45:44] Like it was just.

[00:45:45] It was stuff that every.

[00:45:46] So I have an obsession with wrestling.

[00:45:49] Like I know.

[00:45:50] A bunch of stuff about wrestling.

[00:45:53] So throughout that documentary.

[00:45:55] It was stuff that I had already knew.

[00:45:57] As a.

[00:45:58] Die hard wrestling fan.

[00:46:00] But it was still a good documentary.

[00:46:02] And I actually have a hot take.

[00:46:05] About the documentary.

[00:46:06] What?

[00:46:07] Because the.

[00:46:08] Throughout the documentary.

[00:46:09] It paints Mr. McMahon.

[00:46:12] Is like this bad guy.

[00:46:14] And he's done some bad stuff.

[00:46:16] But like I don't think.

[00:46:17] Like he's done.

[00:46:18] A few good things.

[00:46:20] For people.

[00:46:21] Over.

[00:46:22] Time.

[00:46:24] Yeah.

[00:46:25] It shouldn't.

[00:46:25] It shouldn't have been such a.

[00:46:27] I felt like it was more of a hit piece.

[00:46:29] Like.

[00:46:30] Oh let's make them look shitty here.

[00:46:31] Let's make them look shitty there.

[00:46:33] I mean.

[00:46:33] Everybody do.

[00:46:34] Everybody do some good.

[00:46:35] And everybody do some bad.

[00:46:37] That's pretty much it.

[00:46:38] What do you think?

[00:46:39] Like.

[00:46:40] It was like.

[00:46:41] Oh.

[00:46:41] He's a deplorable human being.

[00:46:43] Because he got busted.

[00:46:45] For.

[00:46:45] I think it was sexual harassment.

[00:46:47] And then.

[00:46:48] There was another guy that was like.

[00:46:50] Look.

[00:46:50] I worked for him for 30 some years.

[00:46:53] And my wife had cancer.

[00:46:55] And was only expected to live for years.

[00:46:58] And he made sure.

[00:46:59] That she got the best treatment.

[00:47:01] On the planet.

[00:47:01] And that.

[00:47:02] And that was 23 years ago.

[00:47:05] So.

[00:47:06] The brother got.

[00:47:08] He got a good heart.

[00:47:09] Because he loved.

[00:47:10] To make sure he take care.

[00:47:11] But he still.

[00:47:14] He's still.

[00:47:15] He's still.

[00:47:16] He's still.

[00:47:17] I'm trying to get a movie.

[00:47:19] Like.

[00:47:19] He's got a good heart.

[00:47:21] He likes to get some ass.

[00:47:23] That's what.

[00:47:24] What do you expect?

[00:47:27] That's what you expect.

[00:47:28] From a billionaire.

[00:47:30] He's.

[00:47:31] Honored.

[00:47:32] And he's baffled by.

[00:47:34] Why.

[00:47:35] I do so much good.

[00:47:39] But I paid for.

[00:47:41] That lady.

[00:47:42] To get.

[00:47:42] You know.

[00:47:43] I paid for her treatments.

[00:47:44] And stuff.

[00:47:46] Why am I getting busted?

[00:47:48] Why am I getting busted?

[00:47:49] But he even said.

[00:47:51] In the documentary.

[00:47:52] That his brain.

[00:47:53] Is like computers.

[00:47:54] Like.

[00:47:55] One minute.

[00:47:55] He can be having.

[00:47:56] The conversation.

[00:47:58] And then.

[00:47:59] But as he's having.

[00:48:00] The conversation.

[00:48:00] He's thinking about.

[00:48:02] A whole different.

[00:48:04] Type of things.

[00:48:05] Man.

[00:48:06] I've been doing that.

[00:48:07] The whole.

[00:48:07] This whole conversation.

[00:48:11] But he'll be like.

[00:48:12] He'll be like.

[00:48:13] And one of them.

[00:48:14] Is always thinking about.

[00:48:15] Like one of his.

[00:48:17] Computers.

[00:48:18] I can see that.

[00:48:19] That's.

[00:48:19] Is thinking about.

[00:48:21] Sex all the time.

[00:48:23] And I'm thinking.

[00:48:24] Doggone you.

[00:48:24] Horny old goat.

[00:48:25] Go.

[00:48:26] You're almost 80.

[00:48:26] Man.

[00:48:29] Let me tell you something man.

[00:48:31] That never goes away.

[00:48:32] Once it starts.

[00:48:33] It never goes away.

[00:48:34] Once you get a piece.

[00:48:36] It never goes away.

[00:48:37] It does.

[00:48:37] What?

[00:48:40] You ain't even got to get it.

[00:48:43] It's there.

[00:48:46] But yeah.

[00:48:47] Here he is.

[00:48:48] At 80 years old.

[00:48:49] And he didn't look good.

[00:48:50] By the way.

[00:48:51] Like his lips was purple.

[00:48:53] He has this.

[00:48:55] Raspy voice.

[00:48:56] And here he is.

[00:48:57] Oh.

[00:48:58] I just think about.

[00:48:59] Sex all the time.

[00:49:06] Like.

[00:49:07] There was one clip.

[00:49:10] Where he looked like.

[00:49:11] Oh.

[00:49:12] What's the dad.

[00:49:13] From the Adams family.

[00:49:14] Is it Gomez?

[00:49:16] I don't know.

[00:49:16] The one that had like.

[00:49:17] The little black.

[00:49:18] Pencil thin mustache.

[00:49:19] There was one clip.

[00:49:20] Where he looked like.

[00:49:21] Gomez Adams.

[00:49:23] And then there he is.

[00:49:25] I just think about.

[00:49:27] Sex all the time.

[00:49:29] Amen.

[00:49:31] That's the.

[00:49:34] That's got to be interesting though.

[00:49:35] To be somebody that.

[00:49:39] That rich.

[00:49:41] Oh.

[00:49:41] And he.

[00:49:42] Listen.

[00:49:42] Here's the kicker.

[00:49:43] He said in the documentary.

[00:49:44] Oh.

[00:49:45] I just hate rich people.

[00:49:46] Can't stand them.

[00:49:48] And I'm thinking.

[00:49:49] Dude.

[00:49:50] You're a billionaire yourself.

[00:49:52] They probably.

[00:49:53] He probably.

[00:49:53] Gonna be a lot around.

[00:49:54] Some of them.

[00:49:55] That's the rich people.

[00:49:56] That's exactly what it was.

[00:49:59] He said.

[00:50:00] You know.

[00:50:00] Growing up.

[00:50:01] In a trailer park.

[00:50:02] In North Carolina.

[00:50:04] And you know.

[00:50:04] Going to school.

[00:50:05] With like.

[00:50:06] Hand me down clothes.

[00:50:07] And stuff.

[00:50:08] That.

[00:50:09] Being around rich people.

[00:50:11] At school and stuff.

[00:50:12] They'd be like.

[00:50:12] Oh.

[00:50:18] Yeah.

[00:50:18] Cause he's like.

[00:50:19] No.

[00:50:19] You ain't better than me.

[00:50:25] Not like.

[00:50:26] Not that.

[00:50:27] Right.

[00:50:28] That's the.

[00:50:29] I grew up like that man.

[00:50:30] Hand me down clothes.

[00:50:31] They come in them big trash bags.

[00:50:34] Yeah.

[00:50:36] So yeah.

[00:50:37] He said he didn't like that.

[00:50:38] And that's what.

[00:50:39] Got him to hate rich people.

[00:50:41] Is just growing up.

[00:50:42] Oh.

[00:50:42] I'm better than you.

[00:50:44] Look at you.

[00:50:44] Wearing hand me down clothes.

[00:50:46] And stuff.

[00:50:47] Let me just say.

[00:50:48] I don't.

[00:50:48] I don't not like rich people.

[00:50:50] I.

[00:50:52] Cause.

[00:50:52] I don't want to run the rich people off.

[00:50:54] Hey rich people.

[00:50:55] Yeah.

[00:50:57] We do like y'all.

[00:50:58] We want y'all all over here.

[00:51:00] We don't.

[00:51:02] We know rich people be.

[00:51:03] They the nosiest.

[00:51:04] That's how they.

[00:51:05] They got some information.

[00:51:08] And.

[00:51:09] Well listen.

[00:51:10] Vince McMahon is more than welcome.

[00:51:12] To listen to this podcast.

[00:51:15] Even though he got.

[00:51:16] Even though he got busted.

[00:51:17] And they have to take him off television.

[00:51:19] I would not mind.

[00:51:20] If he listened to this show.

[00:51:23] Come on man.

[00:51:24] We ain't got no problem with that.

[00:51:25] Right.

[00:51:26] We would have him on as a guest.

[00:51:28] If he'd want to come home.

[00:51:29] What?

[00:51:30] Everybody can come on again.

[00:51:31] I ain't got no problem with.

[00:51:32] I ain't.

[00:51:33] I didn't do it.

[00:51:34] We didn't talk to you.

[00:51:36] Right.

[00:51:37] We weren't with you.

[00:51:39] We didn't do anything.

[00:51:40] We wasn't with you.

[00:51:41] We don't know you.

[00:51:42] So please listen to us.

[00:51:44] Come on and tell your side of the story.

[00:51:47] That's how you said.

[00:51:49] Put it in the news.

[00:51:51] Yeah.

[00:51:51] Come on.

[00:51:52] Tell your side.

[00:51:54] That's how.

[00:51:55] Uh.

[00:51:56] That's how Gail and Oprah.

[00:51:57] And they'll begin them on the show.

[00:51:59] Come on.

[00:51:59] Tell your side of the story.

[00:52:02] Right.

[00:52:04] But yeah.

[00:52:05] That's why he said he hated rich people.

[00:52:09] And I don't.

[00:52:10] That.

[00:52:10] And that's why I think like schools.

[00:52:13] Need to have like some kind of like uniform situation.

[00:52:17] Because I feel like too many kids.

[00:52:19] Get picked on and get bullied for the clothes that they have on.

[00:52:23] Oh for real.

[00:52:25] Yeah.

[00:52:25] I can see that.

[00:52:26] You know.

[00:52:27] That's the.

[00:52:28] I think it'd be a character though.

[00:52:30] I think that's how.

[00:52:30] I.

[00:52:31] That's probably where I came as a comedian.

[00:52:34] You know.

[00:52:34] Usually.

[00:52:35] I'd have something sharp to say back.

[00:52:38] Right.

[00:52:38] So I'm sorry.

[00:52:39] Oh I mean.

[00:52:40] Definitely like it does build up a little bit.

[00:52:42] But sometimes it can be hurtful too.

[00:52:44] For a little kid.

[00:52:45] Man it's always hurtful.

[00:52:45] You know.

[00:52:46] Get picked on.

[00:52:47] Yeah.

[00:52:48] It's always hurtful.

[00:52:49] It's always hurtful.

[00:52:51] It does.

[00:52:52] But like me.

[00:52:53] Me and you.

[00:52:54] Like we can come up with something witty.

[00:52:56] But you know.

[00:52:57] Some.

[00:52:58] Some kids ain't built like that.

[00:53:00] Like they can't come up with something witty.

[00:53:02] And they just.

[00:53:03] You know.

[00:53:04] Internalize it all the time.

[00:53:05] And let it bother them.

[00:53:07] Yeah.

[00:53:09] I mean.

[00:53:09] You get the.

[00:53:10] It's mostly.

[00:53:11] That's the thing about learning to take the venom out the jokes.

[00:53:15] Right.

[00:53:15] So it ain't.

[00:53:16] So that it's not offensive.

[00:53:19] To the ones.

[00:53:20] If the ones that hurt.

[00:53:21] But sometimes.

[00:53:22] You know.

[00:53:22] You want to throw it in there.

[00:53:23] Just because.

[00:53:30] Some of y'all gonna have to get them like they come.

[00:53:33] Right.

[00:53:34] But yeah.

[00:53:34] I think.

[00:53:34] I think a little bit.

[00:53:36] Of like light.

[00:53:37] Because I got picked on in school.

[00:53:39] And that.

[00:53:39] Like.

[00:53:40] I never did let it bother me.

[00:53:42] Too much.

[00:53:44] You know.

[00:53:44] I was like.

[00:53:44] Oh that hurt.

[00:53:45] But I wasn't like.

[00:53:46] Oh.

[00:53:46] I'm gonna.

[00:53:48] Go home.

[00:53:49] This afternoon.

[00:53:50] And.

[00:53:51] Cry on my pillow.

[00:53:52] And.

[00:53:53] Yeah.

[00:53:54] Yeah.

[00:53:55] I guess that's the thing.

[00:53:56] You learn to.

[00:53:59] I mean.

[00:54:00] You learning.

[00:54:02] So.

[00:54:02] That's what.

[00:54:03] That's what it is.

[00:54:04] Most of the.

[00:54:04] They don't.

[00:54:07] They don't understand.

[00:54:08] It's all.

[00:54:09] All of us later.

[00:54:10] That's what I was talking about.

[00:54:11] What I was saying.

[00:54:12] I was like.

[00:54:12] Look man.

[00:54:13] We all messed up people.

[00:54:14] Learning from other messed up people.

[00:54:17] Especially us comedians.

[00:54:19] We all messed up.

[00:54:20] That's funny.

[00:54:21] It ain't just comedians man.

[00:54:22] That's a.

[00:54:24] So.

[00:54:24] Like.

[00:54:25] Watch it.

[00:54:25] Like.

[00:54:25] I was watching.

[00:54:26] Um.

[00:54:26] Watching church.

[00:54:27] And you look out there.

[00:54:28] You see all those people.

[00:54:29] That are out in the audience.

[00:54:30] Those are all the people.

[00:54:31] That are.

[00:54:32] Are messed up.

[00:54:33] Like.

[00:54:33] Like.

[00:54:34] They got.

[00:54:34] The same thing.

[00:54:36] They Vince McMahon.

[00:54:37] They just ain't got.

[00:54:38] They just ain't on TV.

[00:54:40] It's a.

[00:54:40] For Vince McMahon's out there.

[00:54:42] They ain't as rich.

[00:54:43] But they still want a piece of that ass.

[00:54:47] They out there in the church audience.

[00:54:48] There's some.

[00:54:49] Some.

[00:54:49] People with.

[00:54:51] Everything.

[00:54:52] Everybody got problems man.

[00:54:53] Yeah.

[00:54:54] Oh yeah.

[00:54:55] Everybody's got problems.

[00:54:57] Yeah.

[00:54:58] But that's the thing.

[00:54:59] We are learning from this.

[00:55:01] And so.

[00:55:01] I don't.

[00:55:01] I don't.

[00:55:02] Be tripping.

[00:55:03] But I feel like.

[00:55:04] Not anymore.

[00:55:04] With us.

[00:55:05] Comedians.

[00:55:06] Is what makes us.

[00:55:07] So weird.

[00:55:08] And so messed up.

[00:55:10] Is we joke about it.

[00:55:11] Like we're.

[00:55:12] We're vulnerable.

[00:55:13] About how messed up.

[00:55:14] We can be.

[00:55:16] Because.

[00:55:17] That's not.

[00:55:18] That's what we're doing.

[00:55:19] The whole time.

[00:55:19] Is just joking about.

[00:55:21] Our.

[00:55:22] Insecurities.

[00:55:24] I got you to say that.

[00:55:26] Or somebody else's.

[00:55:28] Yeah.

[00:55:28] Oh yeah.

[00:55:29] Or somebody else's.

[00:55:30] Insecurities.

[00:55:32] All right.

[00:55:33] Because.

[00:55:33] Maybe a little bit of.

[00:55:35] I talk about everything.

[00:55:36] So I mean.

[00:55:37] I just.

[00:55:37] Oh I do.

[00:55:38] You have to.

[00:55:39] You know.

[00:55:40] I think over the years.

[00:55:41] I'm like man.

[00:55:41] Maybe I should.

[00:55:42] Should filter some of it.

[00:55:44] But then I just do it.

[00:55:45] Based on when it's needed.

[00:55:47] So I do like a.

[00:55:48] A clean show.

[00:55:50] And then I filter them.

[00:55:51] But if it's just.

[00:55:52] If it's for a service.

[00:55:53] Just.

[00:55:53] But if I'm just doing.

[00:55:55] Like.

[00:55:56] Show where.

[00:55:57] People just come to see me.

[00:55:58] Then it just kind of.

[00:55:59] Depends on the day.

[00:56:01] Gotcha.

[00:56:02] But.

[00:56:04] I don't know.

[00:56:05] Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

[00:56:07] So.

[00:56:07] We'll see how it goes.

[00:56:08] No no.

[00:56:09] You ain't doing it wrong.

[00:56:10] You are.

[00:56:11] By the way.

[00:56:12] You did really good.

[00:56:13] At Barley's.

[00:56:15] Oh.

[00:56:16] Thank you man.

[00:56:17] You as well man.

[00:56:17] Thank you for coming out.

[00:56:18] Showing support man.

[00:56:19] I appreciate you coming out.

[00:56:22] Yeah.

[00:56:22] Thanks for letting me do some time.

[00:56:23] On Wednesday.

[00:56:25] We got to get you booked on the show man.

[00:56:27] So we can.

[00:56:28] Have just.

[00:56:29] You actually own the flyers.

[00:56:31] So people know you're going to be there.

[00:56:33] Right.

[00:56:33] And we are.

[00:56:34] Instead of your pop-ins man.

[00:56:36] Yeah.

[00:56:37] Instead of just random.

[00:56:38] Popping in.

[00:56:39] And be like.

[00:56:39] Hey.

[00:56:40] I'm doing.

[00:56:41] Eight minutes.

[00:56:43] How do you let your people know in the area.

[00:56:45] So people that have seen you.

[00:56:46] And they want to see you again.

[00:56:48] They can.

[00:56:49] They know that you're going to be there.

[00:56:51] So.

[00:56:52] That's great.

[00:56:53] That's all.

[00:56:53] Your family.

[00:56:54] And friends that are around.

[00:56:55] That haven't had a chance to see you.

[00:56:57] I learned over the years now.

[00:56:58] That I have to.

[00:56:59] I never know who's.

[00:57:01] Who's going to come to a show.

[00:57:03] So I.

[00:57:05] I.

[00:57:06] I try to.

[00:57:09] I try to.

[00:57:10] And when they're going to come to a show.

[00:57:12] Because if people come.

[00:57:13] They'll drive up.

[00:57:14] And come to a show.

[00:57:15] Or like.

[00:57:16] They'll.

[00:57:16] And people from.

[00:57:18] Like Gastonia.

[00:57:19] Or.

[00:57:20] Or.

[00:57:22] They'll.

[00:57:22] They'll.

[00:57:23] Come from there.

[00:57:23] And they've.

[00:57:24] Been at Merle Beach.

[00:57:25] While.

[00:57:25] For one of my shows.

[00:57:27] So.

[00:57:27] It's a.

[00:57:29] Uh.

[00:57:30] It's different.

[00:57:32] I guess it makes.

[00:57:33] Like.

[00:57:33] Where.

[00:57:33] It makes me think.

[00:57:34] Where I.

[00:57:35] Make sure I promote.

[00:57:36] So that I know that everybody knows.

[00:57:37] Where I'm going to be performing.

[00:57:39] Because they just may want to come.

[00:57:40] To a different location.

[00:57:41] To see me.

[00:57:43] As opposed to.

[00:57:44] At the close.

[00:57:44] Close to home.

[00:57:47] People preference.

[00:57:48] But it does make you.

[00:57:50] When you.

[00:57:51] Just pop in.

[00:57:52] You're gaining people.

[00:57:53] Like.

[00:57:53] People are like.

[00:57:54] Oh man.

[00:57:54] He was good.

[00:57:55] I enjoyed him.

[00:57:55] And then they.

[00:57:56] They're going to want to see you again.

[00:57:57] And then also.

[00:57:58] Especially in your.

[00:57:59] The.

[00:58:00] Your younger stages.

[00:58:02] Younger years of doing.

[00:58:03] You're going to.

[00:58:04] After years go by.

[00:58:05] You'll see where.

[00:58:05] Like.

[00:58:06] These people.

[00:58:06] They're going to grow with you.

[00:58:08] And.

[00:58:09] You'll see them.

[00:58:11] I've seen some.

[00:58:12] I did.

[00:58:12] Uh.

[00:58:14] I.

[00:58:14] I've been working with one family.

[00:58:16] I'm doing a fundraiser for.

[00:58:17] In November.

[00:58:18] But I've done like their.

[00:58:20] Daughter's high school graduation.

[00:58:22] And then college.

[00:58:23] And then.

[00:58:24] So you.

[00:58:24] They're growing with me.

[00:58:27] Yeah.

[00:58:28] But.

[00:58:28] So you.

[00:58:29] You performed.

[00:58:30] At a high school graduation.

[00:58:32] A college graduation.

[00:58:34] Next.

[00:58:34] It's going to be wedding.

[00:58:36] Next.

[00:58:36] It's going to be a birthday.

[00:58:38] Man.

[00:58:38] I'd be surprised.

[00:58:39] So.

[00:58:39] I've done.

[00:58:42] First black school superintendent.

[00:58:43] And.

[00:58:44] His retirement party.

[00:58:46] In.

[00:58:47] Waysboro.

[00:58:48] Waysboro.

[00:58:49] North Carolina area.

[00:58:51] That.

[00:58:52] I think it's Waysboro County.

[00:58:55] Uh.

[00:58:55] Where he was a school superintendent.

[00:58:57] I did his retirement party.

[00:58:59] Uh.

[00:58:59] And then they.

[00:59:00] Call me about for their fair reunion.

[00:59:02] But you get these.

[00:59:03] Layers of people.

[00:59:04] Where you.

[00:59:05] Over the years.

[00:59:06] You.

[00:59:06] They're reoccurring people.

[00:59:07] That you're going to become customers.

[00:59:09] And they may just see you.

[00:59:11] Um.

[00:59:12] At a.

[00:59:13] At a place like Barley's.

[00:59:14] And.

[00:59:14] But.

[00:59:15] Even though they've seen me.

[00:59:16] They may connect with you differently.

[00:59:18] And they'll be like.

[00:59:18] Hey.

[00:59:19] We want Isaiah to do this particular thing.

[00:59:22] And then it may be.

[00:59:23] Isaiah and Ray.

[00:59:24] Or it may just be.

[00:59:25] Because they just like your style of comedy.

[00:59:26] But that's where you.

[00:59:28] That's where as a young comedy.

[00:59:29] You.

[00:59:29] You don't learn these always.

[00:59:30] But that's.

[00:59:31] You're starting to grow those relationships with people.

[00:59:33] And.

[00:59:35] And then they.

[00:59:37] You do good job.

[00:59:38] And then they.

[00:59:39] They.

[00:59:40] They refer you.

[00:59:41] To other people.

[00:59:42] And then that's when you.

[00:59:43] At the time.

[00:59:44] And you start to get referrals from everyone.

[00:59:46] And you find yourself doing.

[00:59:48] Different.

[00:59:48] Just different stuff.

[00:59:50] That's pretty much how the.

[00:59:52] The comedy game goes man.

[00:59:54] But.

[00:59:54] As long as you're.

[00:59:55] You're.

[00:59:55] A good.

[00:59:56] A good person.

[00:59:57] And you do try to do good business with people.

[00:59:59] And not.

[01:00:00] You know.

[01:00:01] Scheme people out of money.

[01:00:02] And stuff.

[01:00:04] And not pull a Vince McMahon.

[01:00:06] That's why.

[01:00:06] Pull a Vince McMahon dog.

[01:00:09] That's the.

[01:00:09] Don't.

[01:00:10] Don't do that.

[01:00:11] Don't do that.

[01:00:12] No man.

[01:00:14] But yeah.

[01:00:15] Chris.

[01:00:16] The comic that was at Barley's.

[01:00:18] He sent me a message.

[01:00:20] Because I messaged him.

[01:00:21] I think Thursday morning.

[01:00:22] Telling him that he did a good job.

[01:00:24] And stuff.

[01:00:24] Because I.

[01:00:25] Like.

[01:00:26] I did it.

[01:00:26] Yeah.

[01:00:27] I did it last time.

[01:00:27] I was at Barley's.

[01:00:29] And I think it was Ben.

[01:00:30] Jones.

[01:00:31] And.

[01:00:32] Oh.

[01:00:33] Who was that?

[01:00:33] Jazz.

[01:00:34] Jazz.

[01:00:35] Jazz.

[01:00:35] Jazz.

[01:00:36] Yeah.

[01:00:36] I sent both of them a message.

[01:00:37] Letting them know that they did really good.

[01:00:39] Because I just like to.

[01:00:40] I like to do that.

[01:00:43] That's what's up man.

[01:00:44] Just send the other.

[01:00:46] Comics message.

[01:00:47] And be like.

[01:00:47] Hey.

[01:00:47] You did really good.

[01:00:48] I enjoyed it.

[01:00:50] Man.

[01:00:50] That's good networking man.

[01:00:52] I mean.

[01:00:52] That's the thing.

[01:00:53] I'm bad about staying in touch man.

[01:00:55] But.

[01:00:55] I hope people know that it's all love with me man.

[01:00:58] When I.

[01:00:58] When I talk to them again.

[01:00:59] I just be.

[01:01:01] I ain't doing so much other stuff.

[01:01:02] I.

[01:01:03] I don't reach out.

[01:01:04] And I'm trying to get better at that.

[01:01:06] Where I just call.

[01:01:06] You know.

[01:01:07] Check on people.

[01:01:08] And.

[01:01:09] But yeah man.

[01:01:10] That's.

[01:01:10] When you do that.

[01:01:11] When you reach out to comics like that.

[01:01:13] I think you do it.

[01:01:14] That's just a relationship building.

[01:01:15] So.

[01:01:15] They know you.

[01:01:16] They know you funny.

[01:01:18] And then you.

[01:01:19] I.

[01:01:19] A lot of this training work man.

[01:01:21] Brandon.

[01:01:22] And Chris Mullen.

[01:01:23] Both of them.

[01:01:24] I've worked with these guys over the years man.

[01:01:25] So.

[01:01:26] It's.

[01:01:27] It's just nice to have.

[01:01:28] You know.

[01:01:29] They go.

[01:01:29] They charting their own path.

[01:01:31] And you charting your own path.

[01:01:32] And then along the way.

[01:01:34] Brandon will throw me some work.

[01:01:36] Where.

[01:01:37] He's got shows.

[01:01:37] That he can't make.

[01:01:39] Or.

[01:01:39] Something like that.

[01:01:40] And then I got shows that I can't.

[01:01:42] I throw them.

[01:01:42] Or I'm producing.

[01:01:43] And.

[01:01:44] Same thing with Chris.

[01:01:45] And you get.

[01:01:46] And then.

[01:01:46] You just cross each other on the road.

[01:01:48] And same way with John.

[01:01:49] Just.

[01:01:50] You see some of this.

[01:01:51] I mean.

[01:01:52] His may be a little bit different now.

[01:01:53] But.

[01:01:54] You start to see the relationships.

[01:01:55] With comics.

[01:01:57] And.

[01:01:59] The true.

[01:02:00] Thing is.

[01:02:01] Not to compete.

[01:02:02] But to.

[01:02:03] Elevate each other.

[01:02:04] And just.

[01:02:05] You know.

[01:02:05] Because you're all doing it.

[01:02:06] Doing different stuff.

[01:02:08] You're doing the same feel.

[01:02:10] You're at the same company.

[01:02:11] Which is comedy.

[01:02:12] But you're doing different jobs.

[01:02:14] Yours is different than mine.

[01:02:16] But.

[01:02:16] I don't know.

[01:02:17] Unless you tell me.

[01:02:18] Like.

[01:02:19] You may have.

[01:02:19] Like.

[01:02:19] Not like.

[01:02:20] I performed at a few fundraisers.

[01:02:22] Or.

[01:02:23] In.

[01:02:23] Like.

[01:02:24] Colleges or something.

[01:02:25] If that's something that you would be interested in.

[01:02:28] What better place to know than someone's done it.

[01:02:31] So.

[01:02:31] But.

[01:02:31] There would be no reason for me to.

[01:02:34] Not offer that information to you.

[01:02:36] If you wanted it.

[01:02:37] If that's the path that you want to go down.

[01:02:39] Because.

[01:02:40] Even if that's.

[01:02:42] That's for you.

[01:02:42] But you.

[01:02:43] You got the knowledge.

[01:02:44] And you.

[01:02:44] When you go.

[01:02:45] Your experience would be different.

[01:02:46] But you would have.

[01:02:47] You've got the.

[01:02:48] At least information.

[01:02:49] Enough information to make the decision.

[01:02:51] If you want to go or not.

[01:02:53] Right.

[01:02:53] And.

[01:02:54] That's kind of.

[01:02:55] The reason I don't really view.

[01:02:57] Like comedy as.

[01:02:59] Like.

[01:02:59] Like when they do.

[01:03:02] Competitions.

[01:03:03] It kind of annoys me.

[01:03:04] Yeah.

[01:03:05] I don't think.

[01:03:05] I don't.

[01:03:06] I don't like the competition.

[01:03:08] Thing.

[01:03:09] Like where.

[01:03:10] People are like.

[01:03:11] Oh.

[01:03:11] We need to compete against.

[01:03:13] I believe in.

[01:03:14] Like what you said.

[01:03:15] Elevating.

[01:03:16] And helping out other.

[01:03:18] Funny comics.

[01:03:19] Well.

[01:03:20] That's the thing.

[01:03:20] Because it's all relative.

[01:03:21] Right.

[01:03:22] Nobody's going to like.

[01:03:23] Every joke.

[01:03:25] That you do.

[01:03:25] Everything that you do.

[01:03:27] But they're going to like.

[01:03:29] They're going to like.

[01:03:30] Some of what you do.

[01:03:32] Right.

[01:03:32] So.

[01:03:33] You're going to like.

[01:03:34] Some of what I do.

[01:03:36] And because you can't get everybody.

[01:03:38] And you find.

[01:03:38] That's what you find in your audience.

[01:03:40] Of people.

[01:03:41] Where.

[01:03:42] You find enough people.

[01:03:43] That like.

[01:03:44] What you do.

[01:03:45] And.

[01:03:46] They're going.

[01:03:47] They're going to like.

[01:03:48] What you do.

[01:03:49] Enough to look.

[01:03:50] Overlook the stuff.

[01:03:50] That don't work.

[01:03:53] Right.

[01:03:53] So.

[01:03:54] I mean.

[01:03:54] But it allows you.

[01:03:55] The confidence.

[01:03:56] To keep.

[01:03:57] Keep trying.

[01:03:58] Trying new stuff.

[01:04:01] Yeah man.

[01:04:02] That's it.

[01:04:02] But they.

[01:04:03] Like some of these people.

[01:04:04] In Spindale.

[01:04:04] You're going to see them.

[01:04:05] 10 years from now.

[01:04:07] And they're going to look different.

[01:04:09] You're going to have.

[01:04:10] A bigger beard.

[01:04:12] And.

[01:04:13] And they're going to remember you.

[01:04:15] They're going to like.

[01:04:15] Oh man.

[01:04:16] I say.

[01:04:16] I remember what you.

[01:04:18] When you came.

[01:04:19] I remember you.

[01:04:20] Yeah.

[01:04:20] I remember you from Barley's.

[01:04:21] And Spindale.

[01:04:22] If you don't stop.

[01:04:24] That's the only way.

[01:04:27] If you don't stop.

[01:04:28] Because.

[01:04:29] Then they just can't be.

[01:04:30] It's a hard time to find you then.

[01:04:32] So.

[01:04:33] I was just.

[01:04:34] That's it.

[01:04:35] I really.

[01:04:37] I really like that.

[01:04:38] Black guy.

[01:04:39] That was sitting in the front row.

[01:04:42] You know.

[01:04:43] At Barley's.

[01:04:44] Oh yeah.

[01:04:45] You know who I'm talking about?

[01:04:47] Boyce.

[01:04:47] What was his name again?

[01:04:49] I don't.

[01:04:52] Boyce.

[01:04:52] I think it was his name.

[01:04:55] Yeah.

[01:04:55] That's it.

[01:04:56] He was his first time there.

[01:04:58] Oh really?

[01:04:59] Cool.

[01:05:00] Yeah.

[01:05:00] We have.

[01:05:02] The Storm kind of messes up.

[01:05:04] This last one.

[01:05:04] But.

[01:05:05] We're going to have a great turnout.

[01:05:07] We have a lot of returning people.

[01:05:10] And so.

[01:05:11] That's the.

[01:05:12] And then new people.

[01:05:13] So we.

[01:05:14] Constantly.

[01:05:15] For it to be such a small area.

[01:05:16] It's been.

[01:05:17] In.

[01:05:18] People always wonder.

[01:05:19] Where's Spindale?

[01:05:20] I don't know.

[01:05:21] I'm like Forest City.

[01:05:22] North Carolina.

[01:05:23] I still don't know where that is.

[01:05:24] But I'm like.

[01:05:26] People enjoy what we're doing.

[01:05:27] So they're coming out.

[01:05:29] And they.

[01:05:29] And they're returning.

[01:05:30] So.

[01:05:31] So when's the.

[01:05:33] Next comedy night.

[01:05:35] At Spindale.

[01:05:37] Ooh.

[01:05:37] Let me.

[01:05:38] Let me.

[01:05:38] I want to go ahead.

[01:05:39] Let me go ahead.

[01:05:39] Look at my calendar real quick.

[01:05:40] Hold on.

[01:05:41] It's November.

[01:05:48] November 20th.

[01:05:50] Gotcha.

[01:05:51] And then you're.

[01:05:52] And then you were supposed to be in Cherokee.

[01:05:55] What was it?

[01:05:56] This week?

[01:05:57] Man.

[01:05:57] I'm going there tomorrow.

[01:05:59] Oh.

[01:05:59] Tomorrow.

[01:06:00] Gotcha.

[01:06:00] Yeah.

[01:06:01] I'm.

[01:06:03] I'm driving.

[01:06:03] This is the part where I'm driving.

[01:06:05] Leaving Alabama here.

[01:06:07] And driving back to North Carolina.

[01:06:12] Probably.

[01:06:13] Three o'clock today.

[01:06:16] Gotcha.

[01:06:17] Central time.

[01:06:19] Which is for.

[01:06:21] Eastern time up there.

[01:06:22] So.

[01:06:23] I probably got like a.

[01:06:25] About a seven hour drive.

[01:06:27] Gotcha.

[01:06:28] To get my family back.

[01:06:29] And then I'll drive.

[01:06:30] You know.

[01:06:30] Driving tomorrow.

[01:06:31] Another three hours.

[01:06:34] Two and a half.

[01:06:35] Three hours.

[01:06:36] To.

[01:06:37] Cherokee.

[01:06:38] So.

[01:06:39] Gotcha.

[01:06:41] Maybe more than that.

[01:06:42] I don't know.

[01:06:42] I'm.

[01:06:43] I probably have to leave a lot earlier.

[01:06:44] To make it.

[01:06:45] If.

[01:06:49] If the.

[01:06:50] If not.

[01:06:51] Bad.

[01:06:52] With bad.

[01:06:54] Because of the storm.

[01:06:55] Gotcha.

[01:06:55] Like my trees and stuff down.

[01:06:57] So I'm not sure what the.

[01:06:59] How bad the path is to get there.

[01:07:01] But.

[01:07:01] The show is going to go on.

[01:07:02] They.

[01:07:03] They still having the shows.

[01:07:04] Somebody.

[01:07:05] They can't have no plan.

[01:07:06] The show.

[01:07:07] The show must go on.

[01:07:08] So is it just.

[01:07:09] Is it going to be you?

[01:07:11] Or.

[01:07:12] No.

[01:07:12] Just you?

[01:07:13] No.

[01:07:14] Me and Sid Davis.

[01:07:16] Gotcha.

[01:07:17] So yeah.

[01:07:18] If you in Cherokee.

[01:07:19] Go check out.

[01:07:20] Ray and Sid Davis.

[01:07:22] Yeah man.

[01:07:23] They'll make the rafter shake.

[01:07:25] And your biscuits bake.

[01:07:29] Somebody's just.

[01:07:30] Rafter shake.

[01:07:32] Biscuits bake.

[01:07:34] Did he say bake?

[01:07:34] They're going to look it up.

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