In today’s episode of Unplanned & Unashamed Ray talks about how he met his wife. Y’all are gonna wanna hear this hilarious story! Also, Isaiah talks about his vinyl record collection. What kind of music does he like? Who does he have on vinyl? Just wait till you find out. They also talk about Haunted Houses and Haunted Taverns. Then to wrap up the show they talk about the Santa Trains that goes from Eastern Kentucky to East Tennessee. Should Ray and Isaiah visit the Santa Train?
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[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.
[00:00:18] What's up man?
[00:00:19] And nothing much. Welcome back to another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed. This is episode 6 I believe.
[00:00:28] Yup, and we got special guests in here.
[00:00:31] Yup.
[00:00:32] One of my kids and my wife in here because we in the car.
[00:00:38] We leaving the doctor's appointment.
[00:00:43] That was planned.
[00:00:46] The plan was to open my finger.
[00:00:49] So you had to take the kid to the doctor?
[00:00:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:54] Yeah, you know they don't let you in school without all your shots and all that stuff.
[00:00:59] Oh, so did he have to have a shot today?
[00:01:02] I don't know, he came back with a band-aid. So I came out and I came out to do the podcast because it was 10 o'clock.
[00:01:14] Gotcha.
[00:01:16] So, uh...
[00:01:17] How does he do with like shots and stuff? Does he do pretty good?
[00:01:22] Yeah, I mean, kind of like every other kid do pretty good.
[00:01:24] Gotcha.
[00:01:26] I hated shots when I was his age.
[00:01:29] Oh, really?
[00:01:31] Oh, I would start punching the nurses and stuff. That's how much I hated it.
[00:01:36] That's a get away from me. Pow!
[00:01:39] Yeah, I just don't like when they do it slow. Do it quick though.
[00:01:42] Just ease the needle in there.
[00:01:45] You got to throw it in there and be like, by the time I realize that you're done.
[00:01:50] You feel like you...
[00:01:54] When people draw blood...
[00:01:56] Right.
[00:01:57] They draw blood and they be like, uh...
[00:02:00] They always miss the vein or something.
[00:02:02] I'm like...
[00:02:04] I could have did that on my own.
[00:02:07] You could have took your own blood, couldn't you?
[00:02:11] Just give me that...
[00:02:12] I could have missed that bad on my own.
[00:02:16] You could have missed that bad on your own.
[00:02:19] You can!
[00:02:21] Man.
[00:02:26] It's going all around the vein and just missing it completely.
[00:02:30] Just shh...
[00:02:36] Like I haven't...
[00:02:37] I haven't had to have any shots in a little while.
[00:02:43] So...
[00:02:43] I think the last time I had a shot was the COVID vaccine.
[00:02:48] I think that was the last time I had a shot.
[00:02:50] No, it ain't.
[00:02:51] I had one this morning.
[00:02:57] That's what I had this morning.
[00:02:58] You had a shot of whiskey.
[00:03:00] Yeah.
[00:03:01] You know when you...
[00:03:02] When you start to feel a little bad...
[00:03:05] In your chest...
[00:03:06] Like you got a little cough or something.
[00:03:08] They say drink.
[00:03:10] At least that's what I took out of.
[00:03:12] They say drink hot toddy.
[00:03:14] Oh, did you fix you a hot toddy?
[00:03:17] Mm-hmm.
[00:03:18] I got you.
[00:03:19] Yeah, coffee.
[00:03:21] I don't know if that's how it goes, but I put it in my coffee.
[00:03:25] Got you.
[00:03:26] Oh, what'd you think about my shirt?
[00:03:30] I can't see.
[00:03:31] Hold on.
[00:03:33] Do what I'm saying?
[00:03:35] Prince.
[00:03:36] You got a Prince shirt?
[00:03:37] Yep.
[00:03:38] Who you been talking to, uh...
[00:03:41] Isaiah?
[00:03:42] Who you know Prince?
[00:03:45] How you know Prince, Isaiah?
[00:03:46] I love Prince.
[00:03:48] You love Prince?
[00:03:49] What's your favorite Prince song?
[00:03:51] Ooh, that's a tough one.
[00:03:53] You're gonna ask my special guest.
[00:03:56] Charles, you like Prince songs?
[00:03:59] Who don't like Purple Rain?
[00:04:00] You know any other than Purple Rain?
[00:04:03] She don't know nothing other than Purple Rain.
[00:04:05] That's the only one she knows?
[00:04:07] You don't know Little Red Corvette?
[00:04:11] Little Red Corvette.
[00:04:13] When Doves Cry?
[00:04:14] When Doves Cry.
[00:04:17] Let's Go Crazy.
[00:04:19] Nope.
[00:04:22] What Little Red Corvette?
[00:04:24] Kiss. That's a good one.
[00:04:28] Kiss.
[00:04:30] Let's see, what my favorite...
[00:04:33] I mean, you probably do.
[00:04:34] You probably remember back in the...
[00:04:36] Back in the time.
[00:04:38] Back in the day, but you know, it's...
[00:04:40] Time going, you be like, what is this song again?
[00:04:43] Raspberry Beret, that's a good one.
[00:04:46] That's a cool shirt though.
[00:04:48] Where you, uh...
[00:04:49] Do you, uh...
[00:04:50] How old are you listening to Prince?
[00:04:53] Uh...
[00:04:54] I have Purple Rain on vinyl.
[00:04:57] That's how often I listen to Prince.
[00:04:59] You got Purple Rain on vinyl?
[00:05:01] Yeah, I got Purple...
[00:05:02] That's like the oldest thing.
[00:05:06] Uh...
[00:05:08] But yeah, I got Purple Rain on vinyl.
[00:05:10] I actually have two...
[00:05:12] copies of Purple Rain.
[00:05:14] One's like just plain and then one's limited edition.
[00:05:19] You got a limited edition from Rain, uh...
[00:05:23] Records?
[00:05:24] Yup.
[00:05:26] Oh, I have tons of records.
[00:05:28] I think I have...
[00:05:30] Probably close to a hundred.
[00:05:31] You got a hundred vinyl records?
[00:05:34] Probably.
[00:05:35] You was gonna be a DJ?
[00:05:37] Yeah, I thought I was gonna be the next Dr. Dre.
[00:05:40] That's what I was gonna be.
[00:05:43] Can you do music?
[00:05:45] Yeah, I think he was like a DJ there for a little bit.
[00:05:49] No, I'm saying why you got all these records?
[00:05:51] Can you do music?
[00:05:52] Do you know how to produce music?
[00:05:54] I have no idea how to produce music.
[00:05:56] I just like listening to music.
[00:05:58] So it's kinda like a hobby of mine.
[00:06:00] Like collecting vinyl records and stuff.
[00:06:04] You like a lot of breaks in between your music.
[00:06:06] Right.
[00:06:10] You don't like to just listen to the next song.
[00:06:13] You like to take about five minutes between each song.
[00:06:18] Regroup, put the next record on there, find out where you put the little needle at.
[00:06:26] When was the last time you listened to a vinyl record?
[00:06:29] Man, I was a kid.
[00:06:32] But I know you had to flip it over.
[00:06:35] Oh yeah, you gotta flip it over.
[00:06:37] Cause there's two sides.
[00:06:40] So...
[00:06:43] It's kinda like TV.
[00:06:44] You know, you kinda get...
[00:06:45] I think you gotta enjoy the commercials.
[00:06:48] Right.
[00:06:49] Cause you end up watching stuff...
[00:06:51] That you normally wouldn't watch.
[00:06:54] Just cause it's on like cable television.
[00:06:59] But yeah, I'd say I have close to a hundred.
[00:07:01] I have Prince.
[00:07:05] Let's see.
[00:07:06] Purple Rain, I have that one.
[00:07:08] And then I have another one.
[00:07:10] I think it was his first ever album.
[00:07:12] And I think it's called I Wanna Be Your Lover.
[00:07:15] I think that's the name of it.
[00:07:18] Alright, who else you got in his record collection?
[00:07:21] Now I'll mention...
[00:07:22] What you got?
[00:07:23] I got...
[00:07:25] I got Print, or Michael Jackson.
[00:07:30] I think I have...
[00:07:33] I think I have like two or three of his records.
[00:07:37] I know I have Bad.
[00:07:40] And I think I have Thriller.
[00:07:43] Yeah, you gotta have them.
[00:07:45] If you gonna have them, you gotta have Michael.
[00:07:48] And then who else do I have?
[00:07:49] I have Metallica.
[00:07:53] Guns and Roses.
[00:07:55] Garth Brooks.
[00:07:56] I got a little bit of everything.
[00:07:58] I have the Black Eyed Peas.
[00:08:00] Black Eyed Peas.
[00:08:02] I have Nelly.
[00:08:04] Nelly?
[00:08:05] Yeah, Nelly on vinyl.
[00:08:07] I have Nelly on vinyl.
[00:08:09] You got Country Grammar on vinyl?
[00:08:10] I have Country Grammar on vinyl.
[00:08:15] That's the one that I have.
[00:08:17] I have...
[00:08:22] And I have...
[00:08:25] Black Eyed Peas, Ella Funk on vinyl.
[00:08:28] Black Eyed Peas, Ella Funk?
[00:08:30] I don't know if I know that.
[00:08:31] I don't know if I know that.
[00:08:32] That's the one with, um, Let's Get It Started.
[00:08:36] Mm-hmm.
[00:08:37] Do you remember that song?
[00:08:40] You got...
[00:08:41] Did you get this for, like, album, like a record player for, like, Christmas, or you went out and bought it yourself?
[00:08:48] I think I got it for my birthday.
[00:08:53] Man, there's a Tesla truck.
[00:08:55] That's two.
[00:08:57] Yeah, I think I got it for my birthday.
[00:09:04] Who else do...
[00:09:05] I have, uh, Huey Lewis.
[00:09:07] I have them on vinyl.
[00:09:09] I just asked, I'm just talking to Trash.
[00:09:10] My daughter got a record player too, so...
[00:09:13] Sam Cooke?
[00:09:14] I have Sam Cooke on vinyl.
[00:09:18] Sam Cooke?
[00:09:19] Yeah, do you know any Sam Cooke?
[00:09:22] Yeah, let me see.
[00:09:26] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:09:27] What's about Rob?
[00:09:32] Twisting the Night Away.
[00:09:32] That's one of my favorites.
[00:09:34] Of his.
[00:09:38] I've seen, uh...
[00:09:39] No, that's not Sam Cooke.
[00:09:40] Tennessee Whiskey.
[00:09:41] I've seen that.
[00:09:43] That is Chris Stapleton.
[00:09:45] I have Chris Stapleton on vinyl.
[00:09:48] Chris Stapleton?
[00:09:50] Oh, I have Otis Redding on vinyl.
[00:09:53] That's the one that seems sitting on the dock of the bay.
[00:09:56] Yeah.
[00:09:56] Yeah.
[00:09:57] So I have, like, old school ones.
[00:10:01] And I have a little bit of newer stuff.
[00:10:04] It's just a mix.
[00:10:09] Hey, you, uh...
[00:10:10] Yo, you said, uh, there's a haunted house in Hickory?
[00:10:13] For the listeners.
[00:10:14] But, uh, Isaiah texted me and said there's a haunted house in Hickory.
[00:10:18] What'd you find there?
[00:10:20] Um, I've been going there for, I think, about three years now.
[00:10:25] It's called Lake Hickory Haunts.
[00:10:29] Lake Hickory Haunts?
[00:10:31] Mm-hmm.
[00:10:31] And John's been doing some stuff with Lake Hickory Haunts for the past, I think, three
[00:10:36] or four years now.
[00:10:37] So...
[00:10:38] Oh, wow.
[00:10:39] What do y'all do?
[00:10:41] Let's see.
[00:10:42] One year we just did a walkthrough.
[00:10:45] And then the year after that, John actually had, like, his own little park.
[00:10:52] Were you scared of that?
[00:10:53] Yeah, at the end of the haunted house.
[00:10:55] Yeah, he did.
[00:10:56] He dressed up as a dead fisherman.
[00:10:58] And he was, like, at this little fish shack.
[00:11:01] And when people would walk by, he would pop up with, like, this, uh, plastic fish.
[00:11:08] And, like, shake it at people.
[00:11:10] That's hilarious.
[00:11:12] Had to be, uh...
[00:11:15] How many nights they run this?
[00:11:16] Like, probably like a month of a haunted house.
[00:11:20] You're scaring people for a whole month.
[00:11:23] Yeah, I think they run it for about a month.
[00:11:25] I think it starts...
[00:11:28] the first week of October.
[00:11:31] And then ends, like, the first week of November, I think.
[00:11:35] Oh.
[00:11:37] But, yeah, he dressed up as a dead fisherman.
[00:11:40] And it was, like, at this little fish shack.
[00:11:43] So we was, like, standing behind this building
[00:11:46] and was, like, shaking the boards and stuff, trying to scare people.
[00:11:51] Oh, you were there too?
[00:11:52] I mean, you... I guess... yeah, I guess you were there.
[00:11:54] You said he was dressed up.
[00:11:54] I mean, nobody saw us because we was in hiding.
[00:11:57] But, yeah, we was, like, shaking the boards and stuff.
[00:12:01] That's a badass.
[00:12:03] We was, like, reaching through, acting like we was gonna grab people's legs and stuff.
[00:12:08] Because you can't really touch them.
[00:12:11] Like, that's against the rules.
[00:12:13] Ah, gotcha.
[00:12:14] Now, there's certain haunted houses where you can, like, actually grab somebody.
[00:12:19] But I think you have to...
[00:12:20] Yeah, I think people have to, like, sign something.
[00:12:23] They gotta sign away with them too.
[00:12:26] Yeah.
[00:12:26] Yeah, that would be...
[00:12:32] You're trying to say, you know, they did something to them.
[00:12:35] Right.
[00:12:36] Well, and then some people, like, don't like getting grabbed.
[00:12:39] And, you know, when somebody tries to do that, they'll probably, like, turn around and punch you.
[00:12:45] Yeah.
[00:12:46] Well, okay.
[00:12:46] Has anybody ever been punched at the haunted house?
[00:12:50] I don't think...
[00:12:51] Not at Lake Hickory haunts.
[00:12:53] But I'm pretty...
[00:12:54] It's probably happened at other haunted houses.
[00:12:58] It might have been.
[00:12:59] Yeah.
[00:13:00] That would be a good question for our listeners to answer.
[00:13:04] Have you ever seen anybody get punched at a haunted house?
[00:13:14] Man, it ain't...
[00:13:15] I don't think that's...
[00:13:16] That's the part that ain't gonna be scary for...
[00:13:18] I'm a black man.
[00:13:19] It ain't scary going to the...
[00:13:20] Getting at the haunted house.
[00:13:22] It's going and leaving for me.
[00:13:24] Getting in that car.
[00:13:25] And coming back.
[00:13:27] Anything that happened in between.
[00:13:31] And get pulled over.
[00:13:33] Not that plan.
[00:13:37] So that's the scary part is the leaving the haunted house.
[00:13:41] What?
[00:13:41] Security at the end.
[00:13:44] I ain't got nothing on me, brother.
[00:13:47] All them goblins and ghosts in there.
[00:13:49] You're looking at me.
[00:13:53] All those dead fishermen and you're wanting to look at me.
[00:13:56] What the hell?
[00:13:57] Go home.
[00:13:59] Yeah.
[00:14:08] We should go to that haunted house in Hickory and walk through it.
[00:14:14] And have Bruce record it.
[00:14:17] Most yay.
[00:14:20] I'm not going to that shit.
[00:14:22] I've already been there.
[00:14:24] I don't want to do that.
[00:14:25] You don't go there?
[00:14:27] Oh, you don't do hunting?
[00:14:28] Well, I have a better idea.
[00:14:30] I laugh at them.
[00:14:32] I know it's coming.
[00:14:35] The only time that you would catch me there
[00:14:37] is just blackout hammer.
[00:14:40] I have a better idea.
[00:14:43] In Virginia, there is a hunting.
[00:14:44] If you buy my drinks, I'll go and fill them.
[00:14:46] There's a hunting.
[00:14:51] There's a haunted tavern up in Virginia.
[00:14:54] And you can stay in the tavern overnight.
[00:14:58] And they say that that's haunted.
[00:15:04] Oh, you on mute, Ray.
[00:15:07] I'm good.
[00:15:08] I ain't got to stay overnight no way.
[00:15:10] That's not something I'm going to do.
[00:15:12] We're spending the night in the haunted house.
[00:15:16] We're going to size up.
[00:15:19] Spend the night.
[00:15:20] There's been some people that have stayed in there.
[00:15:24] So what it is, is before it was a tavern,
[00:15:29] the upstairs was a hospital during the Civil War.
[00:15:33] So there was like tons of Civil War soldiers
[00:15:36] that died in the upstairs.
[00:15:40] Yeah, people that stay there say that at nighttime,
[00:15:44] you can hear the footsteps of dead Civil War soldiers.
[00:15:49] The dead Civil War soldiers.
[00:15:56] So I think we should stay there overnight.
[00:16:01] You do a lot of, you have a lot of bad suggestions, Isaiah.
[00:16:07] You had me eat wild mushrooms on the last one episode.
[00:16:12] Now I'm staying in a haunted, what did you say,
[00:16:17] Civil Rights Hospital.
[00:16:21] Civil War hospital.
[00:16:24] Civil War hospital.
[00:16:25] Civil War hospital.
[00:16:25] That's enough.
[00:16:28] Now the...
[00:16:30] I have a drink.
[00:16:35] Now the downstairs is a restaurant,
[00:16:38] and they actually have pretty good food.
[00:16:41] So there you go.
[00:16:42] We could actually get some food
[00:16:44] and then stay the night upstairs
[00:16:46] and see if it's actually on it.
[00:16:49] Man, you tripping.
[00:16:51] And Moose could go with us.
[00:16:53] Moose could go with us.
[00:16:55] What kind of food they serve in there?
[00:16:58] Oh, they serve like high dollar food.
[00:17:01] Like it's...
[00:17:02] Like they have big old steaks and stuff
[00:17:05] and seafood.
[00:17:08] Oh, it's a...
[00:17:09] They got a gift shop at the end too.
[00:17:13] I think so.
[00:17:14] I think they do have a gift shop.
[00:17:16] It's one of them type places.
[00:17:17] But that place has been there for ages.
[00:17:22] What's it called?
[00:17:24] It's called the Tavern in Abingdon, Virginia.
[00:17:28] Abingdon, Virginia.
[00:17:31] So yeah, we should go there.
[00:17:33] And it's not too far from my hometown.
[00:17:35] So I could give you a tour of my hometown
[00:17:38] while we're at it.
[00:17:40] Oh, man.
[00:17:41] Look, let me just...
[00:17:47] First of all,
[00:17:48] I didn't say I wouldn't go.
[00:17:50] But it's definitely not spending the night.
[00:17:55] Well, maybe we could...
[00:17:56] Maybe we could just talk to the owners
[00:17:58] and stay for like a few hours
[00:18:01] just to see if we actually hear anything.
[00:18:06] Why are you trying to get...
[00:18:08] And if I do hear something,
[00:18:09] then what?
[00:18:10] Now what are we going to do?
[00:18:12] We're going to stay at a hundred houses,
[00:18:14] a hundred places,
[00:18:15] and just stay for a few hours
[00:18:17] just to see if we hear something.
[00:18:20] Why are we going to traumatize myself like that?
[00:18:25] I think Moose should tag along, too.
[00:18:28] So what would you do
[00:18:30] if you heard footsteps
[00:18:31] across the hall of dead people?
[00:18:34] What would your first reaction be?
[00:18:36] First of all,
[00:18:37] I wouldn't believe it was dead people.
[00:18:39] I believe it was somebody at my door.
[00:18:41] And I keep coming out to the door.
[00:18:44] Coming to the door like,
[00:18:46] hey, y'all keep that shit down.
[00:18:51] I think that's what black people do with ghosts.
[00:18:52] Hey, cut that noise down.
[00:18:57] Cut that noise down.
[00:18:58] It's bad.
[00:18:59] Talk to ghosts like it's my kids.
[00:19:01] Lay down back there.
[00:19:06] Keep all that noise down.
[00:19:08] But then what would you do
[00:19:09] if you opened the door
[00:19:10] and there was nobody there
[00:19:11] and you still heard the footsteps?
[00:19:15] What footsteps?
[00:19:16] I mean, I didn't hear my footsteps.
[00:19:20] I'm about to be able to...
[00:19:22] Mysterious footsteps.
[00:19:24] Like, we're going to be trying
[00:19:24] to figure out
[00:19:25] where the footsteps coming from.
[00:19:28] First of all,
[00:19:28] how do you know
[00:19:29] they're going to be just footsteps?
[00:19:34] I think that's all
[00:19:35] that people have heard
[00:19:36] is just like footsteps.
[00:19:38] How do you know it's footsteps?
[00:19:40] Y'all got a mouse.
[00:19:44] That'd be a pretty big mouse,
[00:19:46] wouldn't it?
[00:19:46] That'd be more like
[00:19:47] a river rat.
[00:19:48] That's what that would be.
[00:19:50] Hey, that's what the hunt.
[00:19:52] That's like some
[00:19:52] school-to-do stuff
[00:19:53] where they don't rent.
[00:19:54] It ain't hunting no more
[00:19:55] but they still need the money
[00:19:56] so they let a raccoon
[00:19:58] loose in the attic.
[00:20:02] It's just a raccoon
[00:20:03] up there eating
[00:20:04] and moving around.
[00:20:06] And then when you take off
[00:20:08] its mask,
[00:20:08] it's somebody else.
[00:20:10] No,
[00:20:11] or they hire somebody
[00:20:12] to go stand up in the attic.
[00:20:13] There you go.
[00:20:14] and just start walking around
[00:20:16] randomly.
[00:20:17] But look,
[00:20:18] you can't come down
[00:20:19] into the attic.
[00:20:20] You change ships
[00:20:21] and they send another person
[00:20:23] upstairs
[00:20:23] to rattle shit
[00:20:25] while y'all...
[00:20:29] That does sound like
[00:20:30] some Scooby-Doo stuff.
[00:20:32] So see,
[00:20:32] that's an even better idea.
[00:20:34] We could go
[00:20:35] to the haunted house
[00:20:36] and we could find somebody
[00:20:38] that has like a replica
[00:20:40] of the mystery van.
[00:20:48] I still don't like your ideas.
[00:20:50] I still don't.
[00:20:54] Because either way,
[00:20:55] I don't see a good outcome.
[00:21:02] Maybe one day,
[00:21:03] though.
[00:21:06] You just shooting down
[00:21:08] all my crappy ideas.
[00:21:10] I need somebody to do.
[00:21:12] They not crappy.
[00:21:14] They just not for me.
[00:21:16] I don't...
[00:21:17] I don't...
[00:21:18] I don't...
[00:21:19] He didn't suggest
[00:21:20] no amusement park.
[00:21:22] He said,
[00:21:22] hey,
[00:21:23] let's go into this old
[00:21:24] Civil War hospital
[00:21:26] and spend the night.
[00:21:28] But...
[00:21:33] Yeah,
[00:21:33] that is...
[00:21:34] That was a pretty...
[00:21:37] It sounded like
[00:21:38] a good idea at first.
[00:21:42] You said,
[00:21:42] no,
[00:21:42] it sounded like
[00:21:43] you still...
[00:21:44] You still young.
[00:21:49] Yeah,
[00:21:50] it sounded like
[00:21:50] a good idea at first.
[00:21:52] It probably is,
[00:21:53] though.
[00:21:53] Maybe you and Moose
[00:21:54] could do it.
[00:21:55] God loves to hear about it.
[00:21:58] You wouldn't actually do it.
[00:21:59] You just want to hear about it.
[00:22:02] I mean,
[00:22:03] I got enough stress.
[00:22:05] This way...
[00:22:06] This way...
[00:22:07] I said,
[00:22:08] like...
[00:22:08] I've seen,
[00:22:09] like,
[00:22:09] a fun idea
[00:22:10] is,
[00:22:10] uh...
[00:22:13] taking a nap.
[00:22:14] Like,
[00:22:14] that's a good...
[00:22:15] That's a good fun idea.
[00:22:19] That...
[00:22:19] So that's your idea
[00:22:20] of Halloween fun
[00:22:22] is just
[00:22:22] grabbing a blanket
[00:22:24] and going to sleep
[00:22:26] for an hour and a half.
[00:22:29] Come on.
[00:22:30] Nah.
[00:22:30] I ain't gonna lie.
[00:22:31] Like,
[00:22:31] I do...
[00:22:32] I do...
[00:22:34] I do...
[00:22:34] I've been to a lot of houses
[00:22:35] and stuff before.
[00:22:36] It just wasn't the same.
[00:22:38] You know...
[00:22:39] Like,
[00:22:39] at one point,
[00:22:40] I wasn't...
[00:22:40] Over the years,
[00:22:41] I got taller.
[00:22:42] And I don't know,
[00:22:43] it's maybe at one of...
[00:22:44] I think the best one
[00:22:45] was probably
[00:22:45] like Scarborough.
[00:22:47] But I was taller
[00:22:49] and then when I was younger,
[00:22:50] I would go to,
[00:22:51] like,
[00:22:51] Scarborough.
[00:22:52] Me and my friend,
[00:22:53] I guess whoever
[00:22:53] they was hiring
[00:22:55] didn't play in the basketball.
[00:22:56] So all the ghosts
[00:22:57] were small.
[00:22:59] It was like all the...
[00:23:03] But,
[00:23:04] now,
[00:23:05] hey,
[00:23:05] there's nothing wrong.
[00:23:06] Nothing wrong
[00:23:07] with napping,
[00:23:08] too.
[00:23:08] That's a...
[00:23:09] That's a...
[00:23:10] Sounds like a fun time.
[00:23:14] Napping?
[00:23:15] I like a good nap.
[00:23:17] Hey,
[00:23:17] and speaking of napping,
[00:23:19] when you nap,
[00:23:20] like,
[00:23:20] how long
[00:23:21] are you napping for?
[00:23:23] Like,
[00:23:23] are you like a long napper?
[00:23:25] Or are you just
[00:23:26] more like a
[00:23:27] 30-minute...
[00:23:28] So my naps
[00:23:29] are always unplanned.
[00:23:31] Then,
[00:23:32] like,
[00:23:32] hey,
[00:23:33] I'm about to go
[00:23:34] take a nap.
[00:23:36] Well,
[00:23:36] I mean,
[00:23:37] sometimes,
[00:23:37] like,
[00:23:38] yeah,
[00:23:38] I'm about to take a nap
[00:23:38] for a lot of
[00:23:39] over here.
[00:23:40] It's been...
[00:23:41] All right,
[00:23:42] I'm going down
[00:23:43] and ain't nobody talking,
[00:23:45] so...
[00:23:47] Good group of people.
[00:23:48] I took a nap
[00:23:49] on Mother's Day
[00:23:50] at Olive Garden.
[00:23:52] I took a nap
[00:23:53] at Golden Corral.
[00:23:55] It's usually
[00:23:58] right around
[00:23:59] Plain and...
[00:24:01] I took a nap
[00:24:02] at Hooters
[00:24:03] one time.
[00:24:04] That was fun.
[00:24:05] What?
[00:24:06] You took a nap
[00:24:07] at Hooters?
[00:24:07] Yeah,
[00:24:08] the waitresses
[00:24:08] have good pillows.
[00:24:10] You said
[00:24:11] the waitresses
[00:24:11] have good pillows.
[00:24:17] You're a freak
[00:24:17] out there.
[00:24:20] We're going to have
[00:24:21] to air this out.
[00:24:24] We're going to have
[00:24:26] to air...
[00:24:29] They do have good...
[00:24:31] Hey,
[00:24:31] they have good pillows
[00:24:32] and they come
[00:24:52] going to hear that
[00:24:52] and be like,
[00:24:53] why did you say that?
[00:24:55] I'm not going to
[00:24:56] let you know
[00:24:57] that Hooters
[00:24:59] no more.
[00:25:02] She...
[00:25:02] Listen,
[00:25:03] she took me
[00:25:03] to Hooters
[00:25:04] for my 16th birthday.
[00:25:06] Oh, for real?
[00:25:07] She did.
[00:25:09] What'd she say?
[00:25:10] So what...
[00:25:11] They...
[00:25:11] It was
[00:25:13] my mom,
[00:25:14] my dad,
[00:25:15] and some cousins
[00:25:16] and some aunts
[00:25:17] and uncles
[00:25:19] and my dad
[00:25:20] drove,
[00:25:21] but he like
[00:25:22] blindfolded me
[00:25:23] because he didn't
[00:25:23] want me to see
[00:25:24] where we was going.
[00:25:28] Oh, where?
[00:25:30] Right.
[00:25:30] Because he knew
[00:25:31] like...
[00:25:34] He knew I would be
[00:25:35] a little bit embarrassed
[00:25:36] as soon as I took
[00:25:37] off my blindfold.
[00:25:40] And I think
[00:25:41] I took my...
[00:25:42] I think I took
[00:25:42] my oldest son.
[00:25:45] He's 13.
[00:25:47] Yeah.
[00:25:48] He couldn't wake me.
[00:25:50] 13, 14.
[00:25:52] He turned, uh...
[00:25:54] The oldest.
[00:25:55] It wouldn't have been
[00:25:56] as embarrassing
[00:25:58] if it was just me
[00:25:59] and a bunch of, like,
[00:26:00] guy friends,
[00:26:01] but the fact that
[00:26:01] I was there
[00:26:02] with my mom,
[00:26:03] that was kind of...
[00:26:05] You know...
[00:26:06] Your mama's...
[00:26:07] Your mama was there
[00:26:08] and she was like,
[00:26:08] hey, look at those older.
[00:26:10] Right?
[00:26:12] Like,
[00:26:13] you don't want to go
[00:26:14] to places like that
[00:26:15] with your mama.
[00:26:16] You know what I'm saying?
[00:26:19] Yeah.
[00:26:21] Yeah, mama.
[00:26:22] Yeah, mama.
[00:26:22] Just jump like...
[00:26:25] But now that I'm older,
[00:26:26] I'm more unashamed
[00:26:27] about it.
[00:26:28] Like, now that I'm older,
[00:26:30] like, if I go grocery
[00:26:31] shopping with my mom
[00:26:32] and see, like,
[00:26:33] a pretty lady
[00:26:34] and, you know,
[00:26:35] I'll start checking her out
[00:26:36] in front of my mom,
[00:26:38] I'll be like...
[00:26:40] Pretty lady.
[00:26:41] That's her.
[00:26:46] Yeah, pretty lady.
[00:26:48] That's the most
[00:26:49] southern thing ever,
[00:26:51] wasn't it?
[00:26:52] Yeah.
[00:26:52] I like that, though.
[00:26:54] That's cool.
[00:26:55] Hey, pretty lady.
[00:27:00] That's, like,
[00:27:01] the most country thing ever
[00:27:02] instead of saying,
[00:27:03] like, pretty girl,
[00:27:04] pretty woman,
[00:27:05] pretty lady.
[00:27:07] What'd you say, Isaiah,
[00:27:08] when you were broke?
[00:27:11] What's your game, Isaiah?
[00:27:15] I've said pretty lady before.
[00:27:18] Yeah, I've said that
[00:27:18] a few times.
[00:27:20] You said that.
[00:27:21] How'd you...
[00:27:21] What'd you say?
[00:27:23] I don't even remember now,
[00:27:25] but I remember one time...
[00:27:28] Hold on.
[00:27:29] Let me see the word.
[00:27:32] Hey, pretty lady.
[00:27:34] Hi, what's your name?
[00:27:36] How you doing, pretty lady?
[00:27:40] Yeah, she gave me this look
[00:27:41] like, what?
[00:27:45] She didn't like that, did she?
[00:27:48] She was like,
[00:27:48] why are you calling me lady before?
[00:27:53] No, no, no.
[00:27:55] You're just surprised by it,
[00:27:57] like, huh?
[00:27:59] Well, what's your, like, go-to?
[00:28:01] What, or what was your go-to?
[00:28:03] Man, I ain't got no more game, man.
[00:28:05] But when you had game,
[00:28:07] and was trying to...
[00:28:10] What?
[00:28:10] Why is my wife looking
[00:28:11] side to side of her eyes?
[00:28:15] Ain't no more...
[00:28:17] Man.
[00:28:17] Man.
[00:28:18] So, like,
[00:28:19] when you first met your wife,
[00:28:21] what was your...
[00:28:22] Like, did you say pretty?
[00:28:24] What was your go-to?
[00:28:25] When I first met my wife,
[00:28:26] what was my go-to?
[00:28:27] Yeah.
[00:28:29] Oh, man, that was...
[00:28:30] That was different.
[00:28:31] That was different, man.
[00:28:32] That wasn't even...
[00:28:33] That wasn't even no game, man.
[00:28:37] We liked eyes, man,
[00:28:38] and it was, uh...
[00:28:39] It was like...
[00:28:40] It was done from there.
[00:28:41] Yeah.
[00:28:43] Like, that was pretty much it.
[00:28:44] I walked over,
[00:28:46] grabbed her ass,
[00:28:48] she grabbed my jump,
[00:28:49] and it was, uh...
[00:28:55] It was love at first sight.
[00:28:58] Yeah.
[00:28:59] Huh?
[00:28:59] Look, let me just tell you.
[00:29:02] Uh, you laughing,
[00:29:03] and this is a true story.
[00:29:05] Yeah.
[00:29:06] Yeah.
[00:29:08] Yeah.
[00:29:09] Yeah.
[00:29:09] I was a different person back then.
[00:29:12] Like, I had no conversation
[00:29:13] for it to his content.
[00:29:14] There was some conversation.
[00:29:16] I mean, that was...
[00:29:17] There was some...
[00:29:18] There was a lot of that.
[00:29:20] Oh, a lot of drinks.
[00:29:23] No, we met at the team.
[00:29:25] Got you.
[00:29:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:29:27] I was a different...
[00:29:29] Man.
[00:29:31] So what...
[00:29:32] Do you remember the name of the club?
[00:29:48] Dropping the kids off at school.
[00:29:51] Chasers.
[00:29:52] Labor.
[00:30:13] Dropping the kids off, huh?
[00:30:15] Yep.
[00:30:16] Gotcha.
[00:30:19] So do you remember the club
[00:30:20] that you met your wife at?
[00:30:24] Uh...
[00:30:25] I don't.
[00:30:25] I don't remember the name of it.
[00:30:28] You're gonna have to quiz her
[00:30:30] and see if she remembers.
[00:30:33] Because it changed...
[00:30:34] The club changed names
[00:30:35] so many times.
[00:30:35] I don't even...
[00:30:36] And I went to the spot before.
[00:30:38] Gotcha.
[00:30:39] It changed names, and so...
[00:30:41] Same building.
[00:30:41] It was in Charlotte.
[00:30:43] But...
[00:30:43] But...
[00:30:44] I went to the...
[00:30:46] Uh...
[00:30:47] But I think I actually
[00:30:48] both went to the club
[00:30:50] at different times
[00:30:51] and different names,
[00:30:52] and I think it changed
[00:30:53] to a different name
[00:30:54] after that.
[00:30:55] Maybe two, three more times,
[00:30:57] and then I think
[00:30:58] it's like an office builder
[00:30:59] or something now.
[00:31:00] So I made them...
[00:31:01] Gotcha.
[00:31:02] So they...
[00:31:03] They straightened up
[00:31:04] a little bit.
[00:31:05] They went from a club
[00:31:05] to an office building.
[00:31:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
[00:31:08] That was the...
[00:31:12] The club grew
[00:31:13] with the people.
[00:31:14] They got a little bit
[00:31:14] more mature,
[00:31:15] a little bit wiser.
[00:31:17] It's like...
[00:31:19] Well...
[00:31:20] These people,
[00:31:20] they're like,
[00:31:21] yeah, they ain't
[00:31:21] clever no more.
[00:31:22] They gotta go to work now.
[00:31:24] So we just gonna
[00:31:25] turn it into an office?
[00:31:27] That's what it is.
[00:31:28] They revamped.
[00:31:29] I mean, you know,
[00:31:30] but in Charlotte,
[00:31:31] they be changing
[00:31:32] everything now.
[00:31:33] Right.
[00:31:36] But yeah,
[00:31:38] game...
[00:31:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:31:41] I mean,
[00:31:42] I...
[00:31:43] Ain't no use
[00:31:44] for no game, man.
[00:31:48] You gotta give some...
[00:31:49] Just be honest.
[00:31:52] Because then,
[00:31:52] if you get game,
[00:31:54] you end up catching
[00:31:54] something that you
[00:31:55] don't necessarily want.
[00:31:56] Right.
[00:31:58] Yeah, man,
[00:31:59] because...
[00:32:00] You got game...
[00:32:01] If you got game,
[00:32:01] you can catch anything.
[00:32:03] But it isn't gonna be
[00:32:05] what you specifically
[00:32:06] want for you.
[00:32:09] Get some bad woman.
[00:32:11] That's what my
[00:32:12] granddad says.
[00:32:14] That's what my
[00:32:15] granddad calls
[00:32:16] bad women.
[00:32:18] Man, you can catch
[00:32:19] them.
[00:32:19] Same way
[00:32:21] women catch
[00:32:22] bad dudes.
[00:32:24] Same way.
[00:32:25] You'll end up
[00:32:25] with something that
[00:32:26] Ajax can't take off.
[00:32:28] Is that what she said?
[00:32:30] Yeah.
[00:32:31] You'll end up
[00:32:32] catching something
[00:32:32] that Ajax can't
[00:32:33] take off.
[00:32:34] Yeah, y'all real...
[00:32:35] You put a comment
[00:32:36] around the commode.
[00:32:40] That's what my mom
[00:32:41] says.
[00:32:42] I was country,
[00:32:43] but you see the
[00:32:45] Ajax in the
[00:32:46] comments
[00:32:47] around the
[00:32:47] commode
[00:32:48] inside of the
[00:32:49] toilet.
[00:32:50] You call it
[00:32:50] commode.
[00:32:51] Oh, I'm as
[00:32:52] country as they
[00:32:53] come.
[00:32:54] What you...
[00:32:54] I'm from the
[00:32:56] backwoods,
[00:32:57] from the
[00:32:57] holler.
[00:32:58] I'm very...
[00:32:58] Like, I'm very...
[00:33:00] I didn't think
[00:33:01] they came.
[00:33:02] I keep finding
[00:33:04] out more and
[00:33:04] more.
[00:33:08] Yeah, I grew
[00:33:08] up in the
[00:33:09] holler.
[00:33:10] The town that I
[00:33:11] grew up in,
[00:33:12] Daint.
[00:33:12] Daint the
[00:33:13] tank.
[00:33:13] That's what it...
[00:33:15] Like, I believe
[00:33:16] you, but I don't...
[00:33:17] I'll be like,
[00:33:18] man.
[00:33:20] All right, so
[00:33:20] what's the most
[00:33:21] country thing?
[00:33:22] Outside of going
[00:33:23] through the...
[00:33:23] You know,
[00:33:24] saying some
[00:33:24] country stuff,
[00:33:25] what would you
[00:33:25] say the most
[00:33:27] country thing
[00:33:28] that you do?
[00:33:30] And why do
[00:33:31] you think it's
[00:33:31] country?
[00:33:33] The most
[00:33:34] country thing
[00:33:35] I've done.
[00:33:36] That's...
[00:33:36] That's a hard
[00:33:37] one.
[00:33:39] That is a hard
[00:33:40] one.
[00:33:41] You'd be like,
[00:33:41] oh, yeah,
[00:33:42] there's some
[00:33:42] country mess
[00:33:43] right here.
[00:33:44] Like, you find
[00:33:44] yourself, you'd be
[00:33:45] like, oh, man,
[00:33:46] like...
[00:33:50] Man, that...
[00:33:50] Yeah, that's a
[00:33:51] tough one.
[00:33:53] Because there's...
[00:33:54] There's, like,
[00:33:55] so many that...
[00:33:57] All right.
[00:33:58] You have a top
[00:33:59] three?
[00:34:00] A top three.
[00:34:06] I'd have to
[00:34:06] think about
[00:34:07] that.
[00:34:09] Because, like I
[00:34:10] said, I grew
[00:34:10] up in, like,
[00:34:11] the backwoods,
[00:34:12] and, like...
[00:34:13] Like, I'd even
[00:34:14] get excited.
[00:34:15] Remember the, uh,
[00:34:16] swan's truck?
[00:34:18] The what?
[00:34:19] The swan's
[00:34:20] truck that would
[00:34:21] deliver, like,
[00:34:22] food and stuff.
[00:34:24] Man, y'all had
[00:34:25] food delivery?
[00:34:28] Moose probably
[00:34:29] knows what I'm
[00:34:29] talking about.
[00:34:30] It was called
[00:34:30] swan's.
[00:34:33] Swan's truck.
[00:34:34] And I would
[00:34:34] even get excited
[00:34:37] to see...
[00:34:37] What's the
[00:34:37] thing?
[00:34:39] Swan man used
[00:34:40] to come to my
[00:34:40] house.
[00:34:41] That was, like,
[00:34:41] that was a
[00:34:41] country thing.
[00:34:42] It was kind of
[00:34:43] like a...
[00:34:44] Like a back
[00:34:44] in the day.
[00:34:45] Okay, so this
[00:34:45] big yellow
[00:34:46] refrigerated truck
[00:34:47] would just come
[00:34:48] door to door,
[00:34:49] and they'd give
[00:34:49] you a pamphlet,
[00:34:51] and, like,
[00:34:51] you'd write them
[00:34:51] a check or give
[00:34:53] them cash or
[00:34:53] whatever, and
[00:34:54] they would give
[00:34:55] you, like, I
[00:34:55] mean, like,
[00:34:56] frozen hamburgers,
[00:34:58] ice cream,
[00:35:00] all kinds of
[00:35:01] frozen...
[00:35:01] It was, like,
[00:35:02] frozen foods that
[00:35:03] was...
[00:35:03] I mean,
[00:35:03] it was good
[00:35:04] stuff.
[00:35:04] I grew up
[00:35:05] on that
[00:35:05] stuff.
[00:35:07] Oh, those
[00:35:08] swan's chicken
[00:35:09] nuggets...
[00:35:10] Yeah, that's
[00:35:10] exactly what I
[00:35:11] would do.
[00:35:12] I would see him
[00:35:12] coming up from
[00:35:13] the holler, and
[00:35:14] I'd start
[00:35:14] waving.
[00:35:15] Y'all had
[00:35:16] Walmart grocery
[00:35:17] delivery before
[00:35:19] Walmart grocery
[00:35:21] delivery was a
[00:35:21] thing.
[00:35:22] We had a
[00:35:23] redneck
[00:35:23] Walmart grocery,
[00:35:24] but swan's is
[00:35:26] very contrary.
[00:35:28] DoorDash,
[00:35:29] but you had
[00:35:30] the cookies
[00:35:30] yourself.
[00:35:33] Yeah.
[00:35:35] It was a
[00:35:36] DIY DoorDash.
[00:35:37] That's what it
[00:35:38] was.
[00:35:39] Those pizzas
[00:35:39] they had were
[00:35:40] the best.
[00:35:41] Oh, yeah.
[00:35:41] Remember those
[00:35:42] things?
[00:35:42] Those pizzas
[00:35:43] was...
[00:35:44] They're like
[00:35:45] this big.
[00:35:46] It wasn't...
[00:35:47] It wasn't...
[00:35:48] This is why
[00:35:49] we tell them
[00:35:49] my wife,
[00:35:50] look, because
[00:35:50] she'll freeze.
[00:35:52] She cheap as
[00:35:52] hell.
[00:35:53] She'll freeze
[00:35:53] some...
[00:35:54] If we order
[00:35:55] pizza and
[00:35:56] it's left over,
[00:35:57] she ain't throwing
[00:35:58] away.
[00:35:58] It's going
[00:35:58] in the freezer.
[00:36:00] Put that
[00:36:01] John in the
[00:36:02] air fryer.
[00:36:02] It's bomb.
[00:36:04] It's good.
[00:36:04] What?
[00:36:04] We pull it out
[00:36:05] to freeze.
[00:36:06] I'm like,
[00:36:06] it ain't the
[00:36:07] joint,
[00:36:07] no.
[00:36:08] Put that back
[00:36:10] in the air
[00:36:10] fryer.
[00:36:10] That's where
[00:36:11] it's...
[00:36:12] My swan man
[00:36:13] was real,
[00:36:13] man.
[00:36:14] Those little
[00:36:14] personal pan
[00:36:15] pieces.
[00:36:16] They were
[00:36:17] the size of
[00:36:18] like a
[00:36:22] Tostino's,
[00:36:22] but it was
[00:36:23] dang good.
[00:36:24] It was better
[00:36:25] than that.
[00:36:25] They were deep
[00:36:26] dish.
[00:36:27] Ice cream they
[00:36:28] had were good.
[00:36:28] They had corn
[00:36:29] dollars.
[00:36:29] Oh,
[00:36:29] yeah.
[00:36:29] I forgot
[00:36:30] about that.
[00:36:31] I had that
[00:36:32] frozen chicken
[00:36:33] breast in a
[00:36:33] bag.
[00:36:35] I'm telling
[00:36:35] you,
[00:36:35] I grew up
[00:36:36] on the
[00:36:36] swan man.
[00:36:37] I think
[00:36:37] they're still
[00:36:37] around.
[00:36:38] The swan
[00:36:38] man.
[00:36:40] Yeah,
[00:36:40] that's what
[00:36:41] I called
[00:36:41] him,
[00:36:41] the swan
[00:36:42] man.
[00:36:44] What?
[00:36:45] S-C-H-W-A-N-N,
[00:36:47] I believe.
[00:36:48] I'm looking
[00:36:49] it up right
[00:36:49] now.
[00:36:49] Now,
[00:36:50] when you
[00:36:50] was little,
[00:36:51] would you
[00:36:51] get excited
[00:36:52] and tell
[00:36:53] your mom,
[00:36:53] hey,
[00:36:54] the swans
[00:36:54] man's
[00:36:54] coming?
[00:36:55] Because
[00:36:56] that's
[00:36:57] what I
[00:36:57] would do.
[00:36:58] For real?
[00:36:59] That kid
[00:37:00] growing up
[00:37:00] too,
[00:37:00] Isaiah.
[00:37:01] No,
[00:37:02] I'm telling
[00:37:03] you,
[00:37:04] we would
[00:37:05] have days.
[00:37:06] You had a
[00:37:07] schedule.
[00:37:08] They would
[00:37:08] come to
[00:37:08] your house
[00:37:09] on
[00:37:10] whatever
[00:37:11] day it
[00:37:11] was.
[00:37:12] You
[00:37:13] knew
[00:37:13] they had
[00:37:13] a window.
[00:37:16] They'd
[00:37:16] show up
[00:37:17] between
[00:37:17] four and
[00:37:17] eight o'clock
[00:37:18] at night
[00:37:18] or whatever
[00:37:19] you'd set
[00:37:19] up.
[00:37:20] They'd
[00:37:20] just come
[00:37:20] around
[00:37:21] and you'd
[00:37:21] have a
[00:37:21] list.
[00:37:22] You could
[00:37:23] just pick
[00:37:23] off the
[00:37:23] pamphlet
[00:37:24] with all
[00:37:24] you wanted
[00:37:24] and they
[00:37:24] just unload
[00:37:25] it from
[00:37:25] the truck.
[00:37:28] that was
[00:37:28] the way
[00:37:29] we rolled
[00:37:29] back in
[00:37:30] the day,
[00:37:30] man.
[00:37:30] Was it
[00:37:31] just because
[00:37:31] it was
[00:37:32] cheaper or
[00:37:32] because y'all
[00:37:33] didn't go
[00:37:34] to...
[00:37:34] It was
[00:37:34] probably
[00:37:35] more expensive.
[00:37:35] It was
[00:37:36] definitely
[00:37:36] more expensive
[00:37:36] because they
[00:37:37] were delivering
[00:37:37] it to your
[00:37:38] house.
[00:37:39] Oh,
[00:37:39] yeah.
[00:37:39] It was
[00:37:40] expensive.
[00:37:41] I mean,
[00:37:43] no denying
[00:37:43] it was
[00:37:44] delicious.
[00:37:45] That was
[00:37:45] what's up.
[00:37:47] Oh,
[00:37:48] so what
[00:37:48] was it?
[00:37:49] What was
[00:37:49] it?
[00:37:50] Like Omaha
[00:37:50] steaks.
[00:37:52] Who does
[00:37:53] that?
[00:37:53] Did y'all
[00:37:53] do...
[00:37:54] Yeah,
[00:37:54] no,
[00:37:54] same thing.
[00:37:54] Same principle.
[00:37:56] You know,
[00:37:57] to your door
[00:37:58] frozen food.
[00:38:01] Yeah,
[00:38:02] we didn't
[00:38:02] have none
[00:38:03] of that.
[00:38:04] That's
[00:38:05] cool,
[00:38:05] though.
[00:38:07] But they
[00:38:07] would come
[00:38:08] to the
[00:38:08] country.
[00:38:09] They would
[00:38:09] come to
[00:38:10] my small
[00:38:11] town,
[00:38:12] Virginia,
[00:38:13] and deliver
[00:38:14] food.
[00:38:14] And when
[00:38:15] I tell
[00:38:15] you I'm
[00:38:16] from a
[00:38:16] small town,
[00:38:17] we didn't
[00:38:18] have a
[00:38:18] sewage
[00:38:19] system
[00:38:19] until 2000.
[00:38:22] You said
[00:38:22] what?
[00:38:23] Yeah,
[00:38:23] we didn't
[00:38:24] have a
[00:38:24] sewage
[00:38:24] system
[00:38:25] until 2000.
[00:38:26] So where'd
[00:38:27] you go to
[00:38:27] the bathroom?
[00:38:28] Well,
[00:38:29] people would
[00:38:30] go to the
[00:38:30] bathroom,
[00:38:31] but it
[00:38:31] would run
[00:38:31] off into
[00:38:32] the creek.
[00:38:33] Wait,
[00:38:33] we had a
[00:38:34] septic tank.
[00:38:35] You had a
[00:38:36] septic tank.
[00:38:36] Well,
[00:38:36] I mean,
[00:38:36] we had a
[00:38:37] septic tank.
[00:38:39] But like
[00:38:39] the runoff
[00:38:40] would go
[00:38:40] into the creek.
[00:38:42] You grew up
[00:38:42] in the
[00:38:42] 20s,
[00:38:43] Isaiah.
[00:38:44] We did
[00:38:45] not have
[00:38:46] like a
[00:38:46] modern
[00:38:47] sewage
[00:38:47] system
[00:38:48] until
[00:38:48] 2000.
[00:38:49] Let's
[00:38:50] clarify.
[00:38:51] Isaiah,
[00:38:52] this is
[00:38:52] the last
[00:38:53] you just
[00:38:55] turned 22
[00:38:56] to what?
[00:38:57] 23.
[00:38:58] 23.
[00:38:58] 23.
[00:39:00] So,
[00:39:00] wait,
[00:39:01] you grew
[00:39:01] up in
[00:39:02] the last
[00:39:03] 20 years,
[00:39:03] they didn't
[00:39:04] have sewers
[00:39:05] in your
[00:39:06] city?
[00:39:08] No.
[00:39:09] I mean,
[00:39:09] they didn't
[00:39:10] have like
[00:39:10] a,
[00:39:15] people had
[00:39:16] septic tanks
[00:39:17] and stuff,
[00:39:18] but not
[00:39:18] like a lot
[00:39:19] of times
[00:39:20] the runoff
[00:39:20] would go
[00:39:21] into the
[00:39:21] creek.
[00:39:22] How do you
[00:39:22] know?
[00:39:23] Like you can
[00:39:24] ask my mom
[00:39:25] when she was
[00:39:26] growing up,
[00:39:26] they used to
[00:39:27] call it
[00:39:27] shit creek
[00:39:27] because when
[00:39:28] people would
[00:39:29] wreck in the
[00:39:29] creek,
[00:39:30] they'd walk
[00:39:30] out smelling
[00:39:31] like doo-doo.
[00:39:34] Hey,
[00:39:34] man.
[00:39:35] Wait,
[00:39:35] wait,
[00:39:36] wait.
[00:39:36] Y'all just
[00:39:36] thought that
[00:39:37] was the
[00:39:37] way to go
[00:39:38] put,
[00:39:39] what?
[00:39:40] Yeah,
[00:39:41] just put it
[00:39:41] in a drink
[00:39:41] of water.
[00:39:42] What?
[00:39:44] And then
[00:39:44] like we
[00:39:45] don't have
[00:39:45] any,
[00:39:46] like we,
[00:39:47] we don't
[00:39:47] have any
[00:39:48] red lights
[00:39:49] in the town
[00:39:50] at all.
[00:39:50] Like no red,
[00:39:51] like that's
[00:39:52] how small.
[00:39:53] You have
[00:39:53] no red
[00:39:54] lights.
[00:39:55] No red
[00:39:56] lights.
[00:39:56] No red
[00:39:57] lights.
[00:39:59] Did you
[00:39:59] have a
[00:40:01] school there
[00:40:02] in the
[00:40:02] city?
[00:40:03] No,
[00:40:03] no school.
[00:40:04] You had
[00:40:04] to go to
[00:40:05] the next
[00:40:05] town over.
[00:40:06] A long
[00:40:07] time ago
[00:40:08] there was
[00:40:08] a school
[00:40:10] but I
[00:40:11] think it
[00:40:12] closed
[00:40:14] in the
[00:40:15] 80s.
[00:40:16] So we
[00:40:17] are actually
[00:40:17] a city
[00:40:18] or a town?
[00:40:20] A town.
[00:40:23] So did
[00:40:23] y'all have
[00:40:24] any like
[00:40:25] fire and
[00:40:25] rescues
[00:40:26] like police
[00:40:27] officers?
[00:40:27] Oh yeah,
[00:40:28] we had a
[00:40:29] fire hall.
[00:40:32] Yeah,
[00:40:33] we had a
[00:40:33] fire hall
[00:40:34] but it
[00:40:35] now I
[00:40:35] think they're
[00:40:36] trying to
[00:40:36] close it.
[00:40:40] That's
[00:40:41] wild.
[00:40:43] And the
[00:40:43] hospital,
[00:40:44] that's been
[00:40:45] closed for
[00:40:45] ages.
[00:40:47] So there's
[00:40:47] no hospital.
[00:40:50] There's
[00:40:51] no restaurant.
[00:40:52] There's a
[00:40:53] post office
[00:40:56] and a
[00:40:57] coal mining
[00:40:57] museum and
[00:40:58] that's it.
[00:41:00] So where
[00:41:01] y'all
[00:41:02] are
[00:41:02] a city
[00:41:02] by
[00:41:02] y'all
[00:41:02] self?
[00:41:04] We're
[00:41:04] not a
[00:41:05] city,
[00:41:06] we're just
[00:41:06] a town.
[00:41:07] I think
[00:41:08] the population
[00:41:11] of Daint
[00:41:12] is like
[00:41:13] 700.
[00:41:16] Moose
[00:41:17] might have
[00:41:17] to fact
[00:41:18] check me
[00:41:18] on that
[00:41:18] one but
[00:41:19] I'm pretty
[00:41:19] sure it's
[00:41:20] less than
[00:41:20] a thousand,
[00:41:21] I know
[00:41:21] that.
[00:41:23] Y'all
[00:41:24] don't have
[00:41:24] a classroom
[00:41:25] of people.
[00:41:26] No,
[00:41:26] no,
[00:41:27] no school,
[00:41:29] nothing.
[00:41:30] We have
[00:41:30] a fire
[00:41:31] hall that
[00:41:32] they're
[00:41:32] trying to
[00:41:32] close and
[00:41:35] a post
[00:41:35] office and
[00:41:36] the coal
[00:41:37] mining
[00:41:37] museum and
[00:41:38] that is
[00:41:38] it.
[00:41:40] So how
[00:41:41] do y'all
[00:41:41] keep the
[00:41:42] town a
[00:41:42] town?
[00:41:43] Y'all
[00:41:44] ain't got
[00:41:44] enough.
[00:41:45] What happens
[00:41:46] like y'all
[00:41:47] just go into
[00:41:47] another
[00:41:48] next town
[00:41:49] over get
[00:41:49] y'all
[00:41:49] property
[00:41:50] here?
[00:41:51] I'm not
[00:41:52] sure how
[00:41:53] we still
[00:41:53] keep it.
[00:41:54] I guess
[00:41:54] because all
[00:41:56] the older
[00:41:56] people ain't
[00:41:57] moving.
[00:41:58] So I guess
[00:41:58] that's how
[00:41:59] they keep
[00:41:59] it a town.
[00:42:01] That's what
[00:42:01] I'm saying
[00:42:02] if you
[00:42:02] don't have
[00:42:02] anything.
[00:42:03] There's
[00:42:03] nothing there.
[00:42:05] Oh,
[00:42:05] and then
[00:42:05] every year
[00:42:06] there's a
[00:42:07] Santa train
[00:42:07] that comes
[00:42:08] around to
[00:42:09] the town
[00:42:09] that I
[00:42:10] grew up
[00:42:10] in.
[00:42:10] So that's
[00:42:11] fun.
[00:42:14] Wait,
[00:42:14] so I
[00:42:15] can't
[00:42:15] remember.
[00:42:15] You said
[00:42:16] there was
[00:42:16] no fire
[00:42:17] or police?
[00:42:18] Well,
[00:42:19] there's
[00:42:20] no police.
[00:42:21] So the
[00:42:21] police would
[00:42:22] come from
[00:42:23] Castlewood,
[00:42:24] which is
[00:42:24] like
[00:42:25] 10 minutes
[00:42:26] away,
[00:42:27] probably.
[00:42:29] But we
[00:42:30] do have
[00:42:31] a fire
[00:42:32] hall.
[00:42:38] And they
[00:42:39] used to
[00:42:39] have
[00:42:39] wrestling
[00:42:40] down at
[00:42:40] the fire
[00:42:41] hall a
[00:42:42] long time
[00:42:42] ago.
[00:42:43] You better
[00:42:44] learn how
[00:42:44] to wrestle
[00:42:44] because the
[00:42:45] police ain't
[00:42:45] gonna get
[00:42:46] there for
[00:42:46] about 10
[00:42:46] minutes.
[00:42:47] At least.
[00:42:49] Now,
[00:42:50] when I was
[00:42:50] real little,
[00:42:51] there used
[00:42:51] to be like a
[00:42:52] little convenience
[00:42:53] store called
[00:42:54] Molinaries,
[00:42:55] but that's been
[00:42:55] gone for
[00:42:57] years.
[00:43:01] Molinaries.
[00:43:02] You said
[00:43:02] the
[00:43:02] OUA.
[00:43:04] It was
[00:43:05] right beside
[00:43:05] the post
[00:43:06] office.
[00:43:10] And what
[00:43:10] was beside
[00:43:11] the post
[00:43:11] office?
[00:43:12] Nothing.
[00:43:13] Well,
[00:43:13] now there's
[00:43:16] like low
[00:43:16] income
[00:43:17] apartments,
[00:43:18] but it's
[00:43:19] not,
[00:43:19] there's
[00:43:20] not a
[00:43:21] lot of
[00:43:23] apartments
[00:43:24] in that
[00:43:24] building.
[00:43:25] So it
[00:43:25] might be
[00:43:26] like 20.
[00:43:26] How close
[00:43:28] to the
[00:43:28] next city
[00:43:28] over?
[00:43:30] Let's
[00:43:31] see.
[00:43:31] The next
[00:43:33] city that
[00:43:34] would like
[00:43:34] have a
[00:43:35] gas station
[00:43:37] and it's
[00:43:38] not even
[00:43:39] really a
[00:43:39] city
[00:43:41] would be
[00:43:42] either
[00:43:43] St.
[00:43:43] Paul or
[00:43:44] Castlewood.
[00:43:45] And they
[00:43:46] have gas
[00:43:47] stations,
[00:43:48] restaurants.
[00:43:49] I mean,
[00:43:50] how close
[00:43:50] is that?
[00:43:51] About 10,
[00:43:53] 15 minutes.
[00:43:54] I mean,
[00:43:55] everything's
[00:43:55] 10,
[00:43:56] 15 minutes
[00:43:56] away.
[00:43:57] Yeah.
[00:43:58] The nearest
[00:43:58] Walmart would
[00:43:59] be about
[00:44:00] 10,
[00:44:00] 15 minutes.
[00:44:02] Okay.
[00:44:03] So you
[00:44:04] just got to
[00:44:05] be prepared.
[00:44:05] If you need
[00:44:06] any kind
[00:44:06] of help
[00:44:07] or supplies,
[00:44:08] if you
[00:44:09] didn't have
[00:44:10] a deal,
[00:44:11] but you
[00:44:11] got to
[00:44:11] prepare to
[00:44:12] walk,
[00:44:12] ride a
[00:44:13] bike or
[00:44:13] something
[00:44:13] for 10
[00:44:14] to 15
[00:44:14] minutes.
[00:44:16] But now
[00:44:16] to put it
[00:44:18] in perspective,
[00:44:19] so the
[00:44:20] town that I
[00:44:20] grew up in
[00:44:21] is small
[00:44:22] and all
[00:44:22] the surrounding
[00:44:23] towns are
[00:44:24] small.
[00:44:25] And the
[00:44:26] county that
[00:44:27] it's in
[00:44:27] is called
[00:44:27] Russell
[00:44:28] County.
[00:44:29] And the
[00:44:30] population of
[00:44:31] Russell County
[00:44:32] is only 20,000
[00:44:34] people or so.
[00:44:36] What?
[00:44:37] Yeah.
[00:44:37] And Hickory
[00:44:39] along,
[00:44:40] the city of
[00:44:40] Hickory
[00:44:41] alone is
[00:44:43] bigger than
[00:44:43] the whole
[00:44:44] entire county
[00:44:45] that I
[00:44:45] grew up in.
[00:44:47] Man.
[00:44:50] Because I
[00:44:51] think the
[00:44:51] population of
[00:44:52] Hickory is
[00:44:53] like 34,000.
[00:44:59] So do
[00:45:00] y'all have
[00:45:01] like,
[00:45:01] you know
[00:45:02] if they
[00:45:02] have like
[00:45:02] like,
[00:45:02] like city
[00:45:03] rules that
[00:45:04] are different
[00:45:05] or y'all
[00:45:05] just kind
[00:45:06] of get
[00:45:06] the same
[00:45:06] rules as
[00:45:07] everybody
[00:45:07] else?
[00:45:09] The police
[00:45:10] ain't coming
[00:45:10] out.
[00:45:10] They coming
[00:45:11] from another
[00:45:11] town over.
[00:45:13] Right.
[00:45:13] Yeah.
[00:45:13] The police
[00:45:14] are coming
[00:45:14] from like
[00:45:15] Castlewood.
[00:45:16] So what
[00:45:16] y'all do
[00:45:17] for y'all
[00:45:18] sitting here
[00:45:18] have to pay
[00:45:19] them extra
[00:45:19] to come
[00:45:20] over?
[00:45:21] No,
[00:45:22] you know what
[00:45:22] happened?
[00:45:23] You gotta
[00:45:23] give them gas
[00:45:24] money for
[00:45:25] bar on
[00:45:25] your police.
[00:45:26] You gotta
[00:45:27] fire.
[00:45:29] Here's
[00:45:30] 20 bucks
[00:45:30] in gas
[00:45:31] money.
[00:45:31] Go fill
[00:45:32] up your
[00:45:32] police car.
[00:45:33] Yeah.
[00:45:35] That's
[00:45:35] what I'm
[00:45:36] saying.
[00:45:36] I need
[00:45:36] to give
[00:45:37] you a
[00:45:37] tour of
[00:45:38] my hometown
[00:45:38] and get
[00:45:39] your reaction.
[00:45:41] And Moose
[00:45:42] needs to go
[00:45:43] too.
[00:45:43] Just so
[00:45:45] y'all can
[00:45:46] understand.
[00:45:50] I'll go.
[00:45:51] Yeah,
[00:45:52] yeah,
[00:45:52] yeah.
[00:45:53] I'll be
[00:45:53] like,
[00:45:54] look,
[00:45:54] there's the
[00:45:55] fire hall.
[00:45:56] There's the
[00:45:56] post office.
[00:45:57] That's
[00:45:58] it.
[00:45:59] Look,
[00:45:59] we gotta
[00:46:00] hey,
[00:46:01] we're going
[00:46:01] to Isaiah's
[00:46:02] hometown.
[00:46:04] And like,
[00:46:04] that's the
[00:46:06] first 30
[00:46:07] minutes of
[00:46:07] the itinerary.
[00:46:09] Now you
[00:46:09] gotta,
[00:46:10] whatever you
[00:46:10] wanna do
[00:46:10] after,
[00:46:12] you don't
[00:46:13] have a lot
[00:46:13] of time
[00:46:14] because he
[00:46:15] can show
[00:46:15] you everything
[00:46:17] from this
[00:46:18] one spot.
[00:46:20] I mean,
[00:46:21] like,
[00:46:21] I tell
[00:46:22] you how
[00:46:22] small the
[00:46:23] town is.
[00:46:24] I used
[00:46:24] to walk
[00:46:25] to the
[00:46:25] post office
[00:46:26] and back.
[00:46:27] That sounds
[00:46:28] weird.
[00:46:29] You used
[00:46:30] to walk
[00:46:30] to the
[00:46:30] post office
[00:46:31] and back.
[00:46:32] Yeah,
[00:46:32] like me
[00:46:32] and my
[00:46:33] cousins
[00:46:33] when we
[00:46:33] was little
[00:46:34] and stuff
[00:46:35] would be
[00:46:35] like,
[00:46:35] oh,
[00:46:35] we're
[00:46:36] gonna go
[00:46:36] walk
[00:46:36] to the
[00:46:37] post office,
[00:46:38] say hi
[00:46:38] to Vicky
[00:46:39] and check
[00:46:40] the mail.
[00:46:41] Yeah,
[00:46:41] it sounds
[00:46:42] safe.
[00:46:42] You sound
[00:46:43] like you
[00:46:44] grew up
[00:46:45] in the
[00:46:45] same
[00:46:46] area.
[00:46:49] Listen,
[00:46:50] it was
[00:46:50] like growing
[00:46:51] up.
[00:46:53] It wasn't
[00:46:54] like growing
[00:46:55] up in
[00:46:55] modern times.
[00:46:57] Oh,
[00:46:57] yeah,
[00:46:57] everybody knew
[00:46:58] everybody.
[00:46:59] And everybody
[00:47:00] still knew
[00:47:01] everybody.
[00:47:03] Yeah,
[00:47:04] it ain't the
[00:47:04] 700 of y'all
[00:47:05] there.
[00:47:06] Right?
[00:47:07] So it's
[00:47:07] real easy
[00:47:08] to be like,
[00:47:09] hey,
[00:47:09] that's,
[00:47:09] you know,
[00:47:11] so-and-so
[00:47:11] walking
[00:47:11] down the
[00:47:12] street.
[00:47:14] You gotta
[00:47:14] invite
[00:47:15] everybody
[00:47:16] to the
[00:47:17] baby shower
[00:47:17] because,
[00:47:18] hey,
[00:47:19] our population
[00:47:19] is growing
[00:47:20] up.
[00:47:21] You need
[00:47:22] to know
[00:47:23] who's
[00:47:23] getting
[00:47:24] another
[00:47:24] vote.
[00:47:26] That's
[00:47:27] like when
[00:47:27] the Santa
[00:47:28] train
[00:47:28] comes to
[00:47:29] town,
[00:47:29] everybody
[00:47:30] shows up
[00:47:31] for that.
[00:47:33] Yes,
[00:47:34] Santa
[00:47:34] train.
[00:47:34] It runs
[00:47:35] from
[00:47:36] Kentucky
[00:47:37] to
[00:47:43] the
[00:47:44] king.
[00:47:44] What is
[00:47:44] it?
[00:47:45] Just a
[00:47:45] regular
[00:47:45] train,
[00:47:46] but it
[00:47:46] looks like
[00:47:46] Santa's
[00:47:47] up?
[00:47:48] It's a
[00:47:49] regular
[00:47:49] train,
[00:47:50] and they
[00:47:51] kind of
[00:47:51] like decorate
[00:47:52] it and stuff,
[00:47:53] and then somebody
[00:47:54] dresses up
[00:47:54] as Santa
[00:47:56] Claus,
[00:47:56] and they
[00:47:57] stop in
[00:48:00] each little
[00:48:01] town along
[00:48:02] the way.
[00:48:03] I forgot
[00:48:04] where it
[00:48:04] starts at in
[00:48:05] Kentucky.
[00:48:06] I think
[00:48:06] Pikeville.
[00:48:08] So they'll
[00:48:08] stop in
[00:48:09] Pikeville and
[00:48:10] hand out
[00:48:11] like backpacks,
[00:48:13] school supplies,
[00:48:14] candy to
[00:48:15] all the
[00:48:16] kids.
[00:48:17] and then
[00:48:18] they'll go
[00:48:18] on to
[00:48:19] the next
[00:48:19] town and
[00:48:20] do the
[00:48:20] same thing,
[00:48:21] and then
[00:48:21] finally it
[00:48:22] ends in
[00:48:23] Kingsport,
[00:48:24] Tennessee.
[00:48:25] Okay.
[00:48:26] I'm gonna
[00:48:27] look it up.
[00:48:27] I think
[00:48:28] it's one of
[00:48:29] the longest
[00:48:29] Santa parades
[00:48:31] as far as
[00:48:32] my lunch.
[00:48:34] How often
[00:48:35] do they do
[00:48:35] it?
[00:48:35] Do they
[00:48:35] just do
[00:48:36] it like
[00:48:36] you gotta
[00:48:37] be there
[00:48:37] when the
[00:48:38] trains show
[00:48:38] up,
[00:48:38] or do
[00:48:39] they
[00:48:39] suckle
[00:48:39] back around
[00:48:40] and do
[00:48:40] it again?
[00:48:41] So they
[00:48:42] do it
[00:48:42] every year
[00:48:43] around Christmas.
[00:48:44] I think
[00:48:44] it's in
[00:48:45] November.
[00:48:47] And they
[00:48:48] have like a
[00:48:48] scheduled
[00:48:49] time.
[00:48:51] So like
[00:48:52] you would
[00:48:53] know like
[00:48:54] hey at
[00:48:54] 10 o'clock
[00:48:55] they're coming
[00:48:56] to our
[00:48:56] town.
[00:48:57] Gotcha.
[00:48:58] It's like
[00:48:58] Santa's not
[00:48:59] gonna be
[00:48:59] back now.
[00:49:00] You need
[00:49:00] to be
[00:49:01] here.
[00:49:02] He's
[00:49:03] driving out
[00:49:03] toys.
[00:49:04] He's just
[00:49:04] driving through
[00:49:04] and say
[00:49:05] hello.
[00:49:06] Okay.
[00:49:07] But they've
[00:49:08] been doing
[00:49:09] that since
[00:49:09] like the
[00:49:10] 30s.
[00:49:11] So it's
[00:49:11] like a
[00:49:11] tradition
[00:49:12] in our
[00:49:13] little area
[00:49:14] of Appalachia
[00:49:15] to go see
[00:49:16] the Santa
[00:49:17] train.
[00:49:18] Probably a
[00:49:19] country thing
[00:49:20] too.
[00:49:21] I mean
[00:49:22] we look at
[00:49:24] it as an
[00:49:24] event.
[00:49:25] Like we
[00:49:25] go down
[00:49:26] to the
[00:49:26] little area
[00:49:27] where they
[00:49:28] stop at
[00:49:29] and drink
[00:49:31] hot chocolate
[00:49:32] and stuff.
[00:49:33] So that's
[00:49:34] pretty country
[00:49:36] because everybody
[00:49:37] shows up.
[00:49:38] I got you.
[00:49:39] It's kind
[00:49:39] of like a
[00:49:40] parade but
[00:49:40] that makes
[00:49:41] sense.
[00:49:42] I mean it is
[00:49:42] a parade but
[00:49:43] the train
[00:49:43] you hear about
[00:49:44] it.
[00:49:44] I got
[00:49:45] you.
[00:49:46] That's
[00:49:47] what's up.
[00:49:47] So then the
[00:49:48] swans man
[00:49:49] coming to
[00:49:50] town that
[00:49:50] was pretty
[00:49:51] country.
[00:49:53] That's
[00:49:53] pretty good.
[00:49:54] I don't
[00:49:54] know.
[00:49:55] I'm going
[00:49:55] to think
[00:49:55] of some
[00:49:56] I must
[00:49:57] be
[00:49:57] city ties
[00:49:58] I guess.
[00:49:58] Is that
[00:49:58] a word?
[00:50:01] City ties.
[00:50:02] And then
[00:50:02] probably like
[00:50:03] when we go
[00:50:04] camping we
[00:50:05] rough it.
[00:50:06] So that's
[00:50:06] probably
[00:50:07] country.
[00:50:08] Like we
[00:50:08] don't.
[00:50:09] Yeah.
[00:50:10] What do
[00:50:11] you mean?
[00:50:12] Like when
[00:50:13] we like go
[00:50:13] to brush
[00:50:13] our teeth
[00:50:14] and stuff
[00:50:14] we'll use
[00:50:15] like bottled
[00:50:15] water and
[00:50:16] even though
[00:50:17] there's like
[00:50:17] a house
[00:50:18] like right
[00:50:18] up above
[00:50:20] from us
[00:50:21] that we
[00:50:22] could go
[00:50:22] to that
[00:50:23] has power
[00:50:24] and stuff.
[00:50:26] Yeah.
[00:50:30] I don't
[00:50:30] want to walk
[00:50:31] up to that
[00:50:31] house.
[00:50:32] Or if we
[00:50:34] have to use
[00:50:34] the bathroom
[00:50:35] we'll like
[00:50:35] dig a little
[00:50:36] hole and
[00:50:37] then fill it
[00:50:38] up with
[00:50:38] dirt.
[00:50:40] And then
[00:50:41] yeah.
[00:50:44] All right.
[00:50:46] I do
[00:50:47] want to go
[00:50:48] at some
[00:50:48] point but
[00:50:49] I'm going
[00:50:49] to make
[00:50:49] sure I
[00:50:49] watch my
[00:50:50] step.
[00:50:53] Man look
[00:50:54] you done
[00:50:55] told me
[00:50:55] look what's
[00:50:56] some good
[00:50:57] stuff about
[00:50:58] the city
[00:50:58] because you
[00:50:59] done told
[00:50:59] me the
[00:50:59] shit creek
[00:51:00] and you
[00:51:00] got boo-boo
[00:51:02] landmines.
[00:51:03] Oh no
[00:51:04] that's just
[00:51:04] when we
[00:51:05] go camping
[00:51:06] is when we
[00:51:06] do the
[00:51:07] the boo-boo
[00:51:07] landmines.
[00:51:10] So that's
[00:51:10] probably a
[00:51:12] country thing.
[00:51:13] How many
[00:51:14] people go
[00:51:14] camping with
[00:51:14] y'all?
[00:51:15] So that's
[00:51:17] when we
[00:51:17] do the
[00:51:17] family
[00:51:17] reunion.
[00:51:19] So how
[00:51:20] many people
[00:51:21] camp with
[00:51:21] y'all?
[00:51:22] A long time
[00:51:23] ago there
[00:51:24] was like close
[00:51:24] to a hundred
[00:51:25] of us.
[00:51:26] So you
[00:51:26] had a hundred
[00:51:27] little
[00:51:29] landmines
[00:51:29] and shit.
[00:51:30] Well I
[00:51:31] mean we
[00:51:31] had like
[00:51:31] one spot
[00:51:32] and now
[00:51:33] we rent
[00:51:34] a portal
[00:51:36] potty.
[00:51:37] So there
[00:51:37] you go.
[00:51:38] Okay.
[00:51:39] That's what
[00:51:40] I look
[00:51:40] I ain't
[00:51:42] never
[00:51:43] shit like
[00:51:44] a cat
[00:51:44] and then
[00:51:45] cover it
[00:51:46] up.
[00:51:47] And I'm
[00:51:47] a hot
[00:51:48] dozen.
[00:51:48] I'm a full
[00:51:49] time RVer
[00:51:50] now.
[00:51:50] We can't
[00:51:51] we've been
[00:51:51] camping
[00:51:52] year round
[00:51:52] for a long
[00:51:53] time.
[00:51:54] But yeah
[00:51:55] I ain't
[00:51:56] never.
[00:51:56] Yeah we've
[00:51:57] got a little
[00:51:58] we've got
[00:51:58] a little bit
[00:51:59] uppity and
[00:52:00] rented a
[00:52:01] portal potty
[00:52:02] portal potty.
[00:52:03] The next
[00:52:04] town was
[00:52:05] like oh
[00:52:05] they're
[00:52:06] getting
[00:52:06] loose.
[00:52:07] But yeah
[00:52:11] that's at
[00:52:12] the family
[00:52:12] reunion.
[00:52:13] So that's
[00:52:13] pretty.
[00:52:14] And then
[00:52:14] the river
[00:52:15] is like
[00:52:15] right there.
[00:52:16] So we'll
[00:52:16] swim in the
[00:52:17] river.
[00:52:18] And then
[00:52:18] one year
[00:52:18] my uncle
[00:52:19] bathed
[00:52:20] in the
[00:52:20] river.
[00:52:22] Which
[00:52:22] river is
[00:52:23] this?
[00:52:24] This ain't
[00:52:24] the same
[00:52:24] river.
[00:52:25] It's
[00:52:27] not a
[00:52:28] poo
[00:52:28] creek.
[00:52:31] Actually
[00:52:32] the name
[00:52:32] of the
[00:52:32] creek I
[00:52:33] think is
[00:52:33] called
[00:52:33] Lick
[00:52:34] Creek.
[00:52:37] But now
[00:52:38] the river
[00:52:38] is called
[00:52:39] the
[00:52:39] clench
[00:52:39] river.
[00:52:40] And they
[00:52:41] like the
[00:52:42] creek runs
[00:52:42] into the
[00:52:43] clench.
[00:52:46] Oh no
[00:52:46] my head
[00:52:47] said that.
[00:52:49] Yeah the
[00:52:50] creek runs
[00:52:51] into the
[00:52:52] river.
[00:52:52] Yeah I
[00:52:53] hear you.
[00:52:54] It's
[00:52:55] it's
[00:52:55] done.
[00:52:56] But
[00:52:56] yeah this
[00:52:57] this isn't
[00:52:58] the same
[00:52:59] it's two
[00:53:00] different
[00:53:00] bodies of
[00:53:01] water.
[00:53:02] Clean it
[00:53:03] up right
[00:53:03] here dude.
[00:53:04] I got
[00:53:04] it wrong.
[00:53:05] Okie dokie.
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