In today's episode of Unplanned & Unashamed Ray and Isaiah talk about Isaiah's birthday weekend. How old is Isaiah? Did he have a good birthday? ...and they talk about the correct way to eat a peach and the excitement of driving on a dirt road. They also talk about morel mushrooms and how to properly hunt for them (Don’t take Isaiah’s advice). Does Isaiah have beef with Taylor Swift? Just wait till you find out the answer.
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[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.
[00:00:18] Hey, KJ, he's so mysterious. Where'd he go?
[00:00:22] I got it. I want to eat.
[00:00:24] He had a little peach. He come back, he got breakfast sandwich.
[00:00:28] He had a cup of coffee.
[00:00:30] Eating peaches with the skin on?
[00:00:33] He eats peaches with the skin on.
[00:00:36] Yeah, who doesn't?
[00:00:37] Like an animal, like a daggone barbarian.
[00:00:40] Like a barbarian.
[00:00:42] Who don't eat peaches with the skin on it?
[00:00:45] You don't?
[00:00:46] Isaiah?
[00:00:46] I don't.
[00:00:47] I don't like it.
[00:00:49] He probably gets his mama to cut the crust off his PBJs too.
[00:00:53] You got it.
[00:00:55] Hey man, we got to keep Moose on.
[00:00:58] Moose, you're part of the podcast now.
[00:01:02] He can't go.
[00:01:04] Hey, we got, uh...
[00:01:07] But you eat pizza?
[00:01:08] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:01:09] You eat peaches without the skin on it?
[00:01:13] With canned peaches or something?
[00:01:14] Well, I eat canned peaches and then like fresh peaches.
[00:01:17] I take the skin off.
[00:01:18] I don't like the skin.
[00:01:20] So I just peel it off.
[00:01:23] That's how you...
[00:01:25] Wait, wait.
[00:01:25] You ate?
[00:01:27] Yeah, that's how you're supposed to eat it.
[00:01:29] Who told you that?
[00:01:31] That's how my mom eats it.
[00:01:33] Yeah, Moose was right.
[00:01:37] Yeah, he was right.
[00:01:38] He got it right.
[00:01:41] Hey man, let me tell you.
[00:01:43] You got, uh...
[00:01:46] Sorry, man.
[00:01:46] I mean...
[00:01:47] I know this is illegal.
[00:01:48] It gotta be.
[00:01:51] I feel like I was just...
[00:01:53] I did a video of a dude.
[00:01:54] He was driving, uh...
[00:01:56] He had his license taken.
[00:01:57] He was parking.
[00:01:59] Uh...
[00:02:03] And he was going to Zoom court.
[00:02:05] And when he logged on, he was parking.
[00:02:10] Wait, he was in Zoom court?
[00:02:12] Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:13] Aw, man.
[00:02:14] You ever been to court, Isaiah?
[00:02:16] No, I've never been to court.
[00:02:18] Oh, man.
[00:02:19] Wait, I don't...
[00:02:21] Hey, man.
[00:02:22] You already starting out good.
[00:02:24] How old are you?
[00:02:25] I turned 23 September 7th.
[00:02:28] Oh, man.
[00:02:28] My birthday wasn't too long.
[00:02:29] Long before...
[00:02:31] No, I'll just...
[00:02:33] Hey, let me tell you something.
[00:02:36] It's, uh...
[00:02:37] He was here at Zoom court.
[00:02:38] They used to just be...
[00:02:39] You just had to go...
[00:02:40] Just to regular court.
[00:02:42] You had to go inside.
[00:02:43] But since the pandemic,
[00:02:44] they would still have a court.
[00:02:45] And they sent up a Zoom system.
[00:02:48] And so, they...
[00:02:50] The guy here, I guess he had traffic court.
[00:02:54] Because he had his license taken.
[00:02:55] So, he logged on.
[00:02:57] He ain't waiting to park.
[00:02:58] He went on here logged on into the Zoom
[00:03:00] before he parked.
[00:03:01] I'm like, that's one call you could have missed.
[00:03:04] Right.
[00:03:05] They were calling him.
[00:03:09] He answered it.
[00:03:10] He said, hey, give me just one second.
[00:03:11] I'm pulling over.
[00:03:14] Oh, man.
[00:03:15] What's up, man?
[00:03:16] What you been up to?
[00:03:17] Nothing much.
[00:03:18] Like I said, my birthday was the seventh.
[00:03:20] Oh, before we go any further,
[00:03:22] welcome to episode four of Unashamed and Unplanned.
[00:03:27] Oh, yeah.
[00:03:28] Well, yeah.
[00:03:30] This podcast, a lot of us are unplanned.
[00:03:33] And we ain't ashamed, really.
[00:03:35] Yeah.
[00:03:35] I'm at the store about getting my tie fixed.
[00:03:40] So, y'all get a chance to come along on the journey.
[00:03:45] Isaiah, he had something else he was doing.
[00:03:48] He decided to connect to it.
[00:03:50] And I'm going to get my tie.
[00:03:50] Y'all get a chance to watch all of this.
[00:03:53] You know, you got to hype your shit up.
[00:03:55] You get a chance to watch all these interactions.
[00:03:58] Yes, sir.
[00:03:59] Let's see.
[00:04:00] We're on episode four, by the way.
[00:04:02] Yeah, episode four.
[00:04:04] Yeah, it was something else the other time.
[00:04:06] It was just called something else back on the other three episodes because we was unplanned.
[00:04:11] But now we're just unashamed with it.
[00:04:13] Yeah, now we're unplanned and unashamed.
[00:04:18] And we're not afraid to say it.
[00:04:20] So, there you go.
[00:04:22] What's up, man?
[00:04:23] What you been up to?
[00:04:24] So, I went up on the parkway for my birthday and just went riding around.
[00:04:29] Got lost on the parkway.
[00:04:34] What's the parkway?
[00:04:36] It's in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina.
[00:04:39] So, it's like an hour away from here.
[00:04:42] And it also goes into Virginia.
[00:04:44] But we didn't ride the whole thing because it's, I think, like 400 miles.
[00:04:48] So, it would have took a long time to ride the whole thing.
[00:04:52] What?
[00:04:53] Is it Blue Ridge?
[00:04:55] Yeah, the whole Blue Ridge Parkway runs in...
[00:04:58] It's in North Carolina and Virginia.
[00:05:01] And I think it's 400 miles.
[00:05:03] I might be wrong on that.
[00:05:06] But we only drove it for a couple hours.
[00:05:08] And then we found this old dirt road called Phillips Gap Road.
[00:05:12] And we took that road.
[00:05:14] You just found a random dirt road?
[00:05:16] Yeah, we just found a random dirt road.
[00:05:18] And I was like, let's see where this takes...
[00:05:19] I ain't even gonna say nothing.
[00:05:20] I ain't even gonna say nothing.
[00:05:22] I'm gonna do it.
[00:05:23] I'm gonna do it.
[00:05:24] It was like some deliberate type shit.
[00:05:26] That's what that dirt road looked like.
[00:05:30] Like it was in the middle of nowhere.
[00:05:32] I think I heard...
[00:05:32] He was like...
[00:05:33] Okay, who idea was that?
[00:05:35] We was just like, hey, there's a dirt road.
[00:05:38] Y'all wanna go down it?
[00:05:40] I mean, if you're country, anytime you see a dirt road, you're like, yeah, let's go down
[00:05:44] this road and see where it takes us.
[00:05:47] I ain't that country no more.
[00:05:50] No.
[00:05:51] If you're a little bit country or a little bit redneck, if you see a dirt road, you get
[00:05:55] excited.
[00:05:56] You're like, see that dirt road.
[00:06:00] Y'all see what I'm seeing?
[00:06:04] Holy shit.
[00:06:05] It's a dirt road.
[00:06:07] You don't see any of those no more.
[00:06:10] What?
[00:06:11] Right there.
[00:06:13] It's right in front of us.
[00:06:15] On the right.
[00:06:15] And you watch everybody else's eyes lit.
[00:06:18] What?
[00:06:19] Light up.
[00:06:21] Yeah, everybody else's eyes lit up.
[00:06:23] They're like, oh, it's a dirt road.
[00:06:27] So yeah, we took that road.
[00:06:29] What's the excitement about the dirt road?
[00:06:31] I don't.
[00:06:32] It's just you don't see a lot of dirt roads anymore.
[00:06:36] So it's kind of fun to like drive on one.
[00:06:39] That makes sense.
[00:06:42] Yeah, I guess I guess that makes sense.
[00:06:44] I guess this is where you don't see a man.
[00:06:46] I guess, you know, you don't go south a lot.
[00:06:50] No, like most like back home now, most of the roads are paved and like up here, most
[00:06:56] of the road.
[00:06:57] So like a dirt road is hard to find.
[00:06:59] And it's like there's just something like country about it.
[00:07:03] I got you.
[00:07:04] That's because you're a new.
[00:07:06] But you love the where you where do you do you live in like a city city now?
[00:07:11] Well, Hickory is a pretty big city.
[00:07:16] Like Moose said one time what the metro population was.
[00:07:22] I forgot what it was.
[00:07:24] But it's a it's a decent sized city.
[00:07:27] Well, he come in and give us some facts.
[00:07:30] Here's a fact.
[00:07:32] Hickory's got 40,000 people.
[00:07:34] Hickory MSA has 300,000, which is like four counties.
[00:07:40] Hickory MSA has 300,000 people.
[00:07:41] I guess.
[00:07:41] Yeah, that's pretty big.
[00:07:42] Look, he come in.
[00:07:43] Hey, Moose, we need some more information.
[00:07:45] He come pop in.
[00:07:47] He's just going to be our fact totem.
[00:07:50] You said what?
[00:07:51] He's just going to be like our fact guy.
[00:07:53] Anytime we like need a question answered.
[00:07:58] Moose, answer it for us.
[00:08:00] Moose, what's the correct way to even teach?
[00:08:03] Moose.
[00:08:04] That's serious.
[00:08:06] Moose.
[00:08:07] Hey, I'm going to see if I can change my my Siri to Moose.
[00:08:11] That would actually that sounds a lot cooler saying hey Moose than hey Siri.
[00:08:18] Yes.
[00:08:24] See, you see, that's exactly how Siri worked to you be saying hey Moose or hey Siri a bunch
[00:08:32] of times and they don't say nothing the first time.
[00:08:34] And then when you leave the phone and go to pee and it's like yes.
[00:08:39] In the other room.
[00:08:41] That's exactly how Siri works.
[00:08:44] I be yelling at my phone and it don't say nothing.
[00:08:48] And then when I be whispering.
[00:08:51] Right.
[00:08:52] Yeah, you'll ask it like five questions.
[00:08:55] And then you'll like forget about it and then it'll go off.
[00:08:58] Yes.
[00:09:00] Man.
[00:09:01] My radio came on last night.
[00:09:03] I don't know what the hell happened.
[00:09:07] My Apple Music just started playing.
[00:09:10] I'm like, all right.
[00:09:12] Just at random?
[00:09:13] At random.
[00:09:15] I guess it just was.
[00:09:16] The Lord said I needed a mood change.
[00:09:20] Do you remember what song came on?
[00:09:24] What song came on?
[00:09:28] I don't remember which song.
[00:09:31] Was it Karma Chameleon by the Culture Club?
[00:09:34] What's that?
[00:09:36] You've never heard of Karma Chameleon?
[00:09:38] Moose, sing it for us real quick.
[00:09:41] Hey Moose.
[00:09:43] Pull up.
[00:09:44] Hey Moose.
[00:09:45] Sing Karma Chameleon by Culture Club.
[00:09:52] Yeah, that's usually what happened.
[00:09:55] There it is.
[00:09:55] Wait a few minutes.
[00:09:59] He ain't going to sing it for us.
[00:10:02] That's probably what he sings in the shower though.
[00:10:05] Karma, karma, karma, karma.
[00:10:09] Oh, that's what it is?
[00:10:11] Yeah.
[00:10:12] Oh, okay.
[00:10:12] I was like, wait.
[00:10:15] I remember, look, you know, you hear stuff and you don't be, I don't be knowing the name
[00:10:18] of it.
[00:10:18] I'm like, all right.
[00:10:20] He hear it again some other time.
[00:10:22] Okay.
[00:10:23] Then you find me like, I done heard this song a bunch of times.
[00:10:25] But you still don't know the name of it.
[00:10:28] I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I like that song, but I do.
[00:10:33] Hey man, you like what you like.
[00:10:34] Right.
[00:10:37] I've been listening to all types of, I listen to some Adele, Taylor Swift.
[00:10:44] Oh, I don't like Taylor Swift.
[00:10:46] Hey man.
[00:10:47] What you don't like about Taylor?
[00:10:49] I mean, I don't listen to a bunch of them.
[00:10:50] I just think she's overhyped, overplayed.
[00:10:56] Like she's not as great as what people make her.
[00:11:00] Like she's average.
[00:11:02] Like I could name like 10 other female vocalists that are better than her that deserve more attention.
[00:11:09] I guess that's the thing.
[00:11:11] I mean, I don't really care about the person.
[00:11:14] I be listening to the words, what they say.
[00:11:16] So that's the biggest thing for me and probably pretty much most of the music.
[00:11:27] I just don't want to hear.
[00:11:29] Like I don't, like, and I'm old school.
[00:11:31] So I don't think other than like Shake It Off, I could name you like any other Taylor Swift song.
[00:11:37] That's the only one I could name you is Shake It Off.
[00:11:41] Let me see what's it.
[00:11:42] Look, I look at one of my playlists.
[00:11:45] I got everything from, let me see, 50 Cent to The Last Mr. Big.
[00:11:54] Let me see, what's it here?
[00:11:55] Kevin Gates.
[00:11:56] Let's see.
[00:11:56] It just depends on the day.
[00:11:58] Right.
[00:11:59] I'm the same way.
[00:12:00] It depends on the day, like what I'm into and stuff.
[00:12:03] Like there's one day that I might be listening to more like hip hop.
[00:12:06] And then the next day I might be listening to like classic rock.
[00:12:11] But yeah, I'm not a big T Swifty fan.
[00:12:16] I'm not a Swifty.
[00:12:18] I'm an anti-Swifty.
[00:12:20] Okay, I got two songs in here.
[00:12:22] Love Story and Blank Space.
[00:12:25] I've never heard of those.
[00:12:28] Never.
[00:12:29] Hey man, look, see.
[00:12:30] This is, look, this is what I'm going to give you game.
[00:12:33] You gotta look.
[00:12:34] You gotta know what the, you dating?
[00:12:38] You dating Isaiah?
[00:12:40] No, I am single.
[00:12:42] You are single.
[00:12:43] This is good for you to know.
[00:12:44] You need to learn some Taylor Swift.
[00:12:45] I don't know what type of girl you like or whatever.
[00:12:48] But this is what they listening to.
[00:12:51] So that's the.
[00:12:52] I want a girl that, I want a girl that listens to Copperhead Road.
[00:12:56] That's what I want.
[00:12:57] I want a girl that listens to Copperhead Road.
[00:13:00] You gotta find them though.
[00:13:02] But you don't know, you don't get a chance to talk to them until they don't let you get that far.
[00:13:07] Right.
[00:13:10] You got it.
[00:13:11] Isaiah got all the holes.
[00:13:16] That's what I'm going to.
[00:13:18] Last year I dressed up as a pimp for Halloween.
[00:13:21] And that was my name, Isaiah the Pussy Slayer.
[00:13:24] Yeah.
[00:13:29] And then behind it, he got four cats with him.
[00:13:32] That's exactly right.
[00:13:34] That's what it was.
[00:13:35] It was just four of the Siamese cats.
[00:13:40] That's the ones without the hair on them, right?
[00:13:43] Siamese cat?
[00:13:44] I think.
[00:13:45] Yeah.
[00:13:45] Hey Moose, is that the right cat?
[00:13:51] Yeah, I think that's what it's called.
[00:13:55] Hey, we gotta see what triggers Moose to hit the button.
[00:14:00] It's something that he don't always hit the button to come back.
[00:14:05] Well, right now he's probably like multitasking.
[00:14:08] So he's probably like watching mermaid porn right now while we're recording.
[00:14:13] What?
[00:14:15] I ain't done nothing like that exactly.
[00:14:17] My bad, Isaiah.
[00:14:19] Shit.
[00:14:21] Mermaid porn.
[00:14:22] I've seen his search history.
[00:14:25] You done ventured off to the deep end of porn.
[00:14:30] That's the part that they tell you not to go to.
[00:14:33] Right.
[00:14:35] Don't go there.
[00:14:36] You won't like it.
[00:14:38] And that's what you do.
[00:14:39] Click.
[00:14:43] Listen, they have all kinds of porn now.
[00:14:45] Like it's.
[00:14:47] Like give me any phone and I can pull up any kind of porn in seconds.
[00:14:52] I am good at it.
[00:14:54] They need to make it an Olympic sport.
[00:14:56] I would win all kinds of gold medals.
[00:14:59] For real.
[00:15:01] Hey man, you got to stay out of that thing.
[00:15:04] You don't hurt yourself.
[00:15:06] You know?
[00:15:07] I don't watch it, man.
[00:15:08] It's going to make me go cross-eyed.
[00:15:11] Did you ever hear that?
[00:15:13] What?
[00:15:13] If you watch porn and masturbate, it'll make you go cross-eyed if you watch too much of it.
[00:15:19] Yeah.
[00:15:20] See, I'm all.
[00:15:20] I'm going to go look.
[00:15:21] Isaiah the porn master.
[00:15:24] Hey.
[00:15:26] You got it.
[00:15:27] Can you read that title down there?
[00:15:30] What?
[00:15:32] Isaiah the porn master.
[00:15:33] Hell no.
[00:15:34] Who did that?
[00:15:37] Moose.
[00:15:37] Moose over there type it or you type that.
[00:15:39] Moose type that.
[00:15:42] Hey.
[00:15:43] That's hilarious.
[00:15:45] That is hilarious.
[00:15:48] Hey.
[00:15:50] Isaiah got it.
[00:15:52] But maybe next week when we record, I'll go cross-eyed.
[00:15:57] Hey, boy, you better stop being so loud.
[00:15:59] Your mama will hear you.
[00:16:02] What you say, Isaiah?
[00:16:04] Nothing.
[00:16:07] And thankfully, she's not at home because if she heard me saying all this, she'd be like,
[00:16:11] what did you say?
[00:16:13] You don't think your mama going to listen to the podcast?
[00:16:15] Oh, she'll listen to the podcast.
[00:16:17] Yeah.
[00:16:18] But like, I'm glad she's not here now.
[00:16:25] Like, if she was here now, she would jump on me.
[00:16:28] So I'll have to hear it afterwards when she listens to our episode.
[00:16:32] So I'll like probably get home from work one night and she'll be like, what did you just say to her?
[00:16:40] She's going to search your room.
[00:16:42] Right.
[00:16:47] She's going to flip your room like a CO.
[00:16:51] That's like one day.
[00:16:53] She's like, I don't want no lotion in here.
[00:16:57] I don't want nothing.
[00:16:59] Ain't nothing greasy coming in this damn room.
[00:17:01] Why do you have jargons and tissues in your room?
[00:17:05] Ain't none of that going in your room.
[00:17:08] She's about to clear.
[00:17:11] What's the cocoa butter jargons lotion doing in here?
[00:17:15] Hell no.
[00:17:17] She's going to cut your internet access.
[00:17:19] She's going to turn the Wi-Fi off.
[00:17:21] Ain't going to be no searching.
[00:17:23] Yeah, she's going to say, I'm going to see my phone on eBay one day.
[00:17:28] That's what I'm going to do.
[00:17:29] Phone for sale.
[00:17:31] Might have several viruses on it.
[00:17:34] Buy at your own risk.
[00:17:38] Hell no.
[00:17:40] Are you, would you?
[00:17:40] Yeah, can you, you still got here.
[00:17:44] And it's all, I don't watch it no more, man.
[00:17:47] You know, you done been, you done had enough of being out in the street.
[00:17:57] And then, you know, you get mad and stuff.
[00:18:00] I don't even want to look at nobody else.
[00:18:04] So, all the time.
[00:18:08] Like, I haven't planned.
[00:18:11] Now, that's the thing.
[00:18:12] It'd be like, I don't know.
[00:18:15] You be watching a lot of it.
[00:18:17] You going to get us.
[00:18:18] I don't know.
[00:18:19] I don't know.
[00:18:21] All right.
[00:18:23] You'll, like, think that, like, you can pull off what you see in the video in the bathroom.
[00:18:31] I tried to do better, man.
[00:18:34] I was like, you weren't there, man.
[00:18:36] Anything greasy.
[00:18:40] Is that slick, man?
[00:18:42] Deodorant?
[00:18:46] Cooking oil.
[00:18:49] Whatever was available.
[00:18:53] Mayonnaise.
[00:18:54] Olive oil.
[00:18:57] I don't pay.
[00:18:58] You come in with it.
[00:19:00] Whatever is.
[00:19:02] That thing was.
[00:19:04] Why is the canola?
[00:19:05] That'll probably be what my mom tells me one day.
[00:19:09] Why is the canola oil, miss?
[00:19:12] Why your rules smell like bacon grease?
[00:19:19] Why you got a bottle of bacon grease beside your bed?
[00:19:22] What's up with you?
[00:19:30] Have you been keeping up with any football?
[00:19:33] Man, I don't be watching shit.
[00:19:36] Oh, yeah.
[00:19:37] That's right.
[00:19:37] You busy.
[00:19:38] You probably don't get to watch it.
[00:19:39] Man, I don't be watching nothing.
[00:19:41] I go from one thing to the next.
[00:19:44] And I just, I get little updates.
[00:19:46] When I come over here, I get the updates on what's going on.
[00:19:48] I'm like, oh, that's out.
[00:19:50] Okay.
[00:19:50] That's what I'm talking about.
[00:19:51] I'm going to watch it at some point.
[00:19:52] I'll never watch it.
[00:19:54] I can't say that.
[00:19:55] Every now and again, I just stop and I do something.
[00:19:57] You know, my wife, she do that when she makes her.
[00:20:03] At least I do something.
[00:20:04] Watch something or, you know, we get together and do stuff.
[00:20:07] Gotcha.
[00:20:08] Other than that, I'll probably.
[00:20:10] Huh?
[00:20:10] I'm the same way.
[00:20:12] Like, most of the time, I don't, you know, really watch anything.
[00:20:16] Like, most of the stuff I'm watching is like old reruns or something.
[00:20:21] Like, what you watch?
[00:20:23] Well, as far as like shows, like stuff that's new, like Cobra Kai, Outer Banks.
[00:20:31] Let's see.
[00:20:32] What else do I watch?
[00:20:34] And then a lot of, I'll watch reruns of Duck Dynasty.
[00:20:37] I'm not ashamed to say that.
[00:20:38] I love some Duck Dynasty.
[00:20:40] All right.
[00:20:41] I can watch reruns of Duck Dynasty.
[00:20:44] I haven't watched Duck Dynasty before.
[00:20:47] You've never watched Duck Dynasty?
[00:20:49] Man, I ain't been watching TV and stuff a long time.
[00:20:52] Maybe we need to make this a segment where you watch old episodes of Duck Dynasty and give us a review.
[00:21:00] Like an old episode?
[00:21:01] Where is Duck Dynasty?
[00:21:03] Is it on like Netflix or something?
[00:21:05] It's on Tubi.
[00:21:08] Tubi?
[00:21:09] Yeah.
[00:21:09] All right.
[00:21:10] I'm going to watch one of the episodes.
[00:21:11] What is it?
[00:21:12] All right.
[00:21:12] Let me give, what is Duck Dynasty about?
[00:21:16] I've heard the name.
[00:21:17] It's a reality show about this redneck family in Louisiana that makes a living off of building duck calls.
[00:21:27] But they're like, yeah, they're like millionaire rednecks too.
[00:21:31] So they're rednecks with like a bunch of money.
[00:21:34] Oh, they're rich.
[00:21:35] Yeah, they're rich rednecks.
[00:21:37] Okay.
[00:21:41] I like to watch rich folks do stuff.
[00:21:46] You like watching rich folks do country shit.
[00:21:51] That's basically the whole show.
[00:21:53] It's just rich people doing like hunting and getting into all kinds of stuff.
[00:21:58] I need to know how to act when I get rich.
[00:22:04] Just buy you a bunch of trucks and start going squirrel hunting.
[00:22:09] You know, I'll be watching them outdoor shows.
[00:22:12] So I'll be watching a lot of those survivalist outdoor shows, wilderness shows.
[00:22:20] And I got a truck.
[00:22:22] There you go.
[00:22:23] I'm halfway there.
[00:22:25] Yeah.
[00:22:27] That's one thing I can't get into is the like wilderness survivalist shows.
[00:22:33] For real?
[00:22:34] Yeah.
[00:22:34] Like alone.
[00:22:35] Well, I like them on a little bit.
[00:22:38] But like, I think it's like mountain men and stuff.
[00:22:41] Like, I don't really care for that because you know that that shows heavily produced and stuff.
[00:22:47] And then some of them just say like stupid stuff.
[00:22:50] Like they'll be like walking in the snow and they'll be like, well, I don't have any water.
[00:22:55] And I don't really know what to do.
[00:22:56] Bitch, start you up a fire and melt some snow and drink that.
[00:23:02] Hey, see, that's the thing.
[00:23:05] See, now that's, I think that's probably the part.
[00:23:08] Like, I watch shows because I be wondering why they be doing this extra other stuff to get.
[00:23:14] Let it be walking down here to get the water because it's random because it be something like the water's dirty.
[00:23:20] Or you can't drink the snow because you can't boil the snow or whatever because it's got something in it.
[00:23:27] I'm like, huh.
[00:23:28] It's an interesting thought.
[00:23:29] So I, that's what I be watching.
[00:23:31] I'm like, what y'all doing?
[00:23:33] Why y'all doing that?
[00:23:34] Right.
[00:23:35] I'm nosey, I guess.
[00:23:37] Right.
[00:23:37] And like a show with like mountain men, like, you know, like as soon as the cameras go off, like there's going to be a bunch of producers and stuff.
[00:23:45] And they're like little trailers and everything.
[00:23:47] So it's like, it takes away from like that, you know, authenticity, I guess.
[00:23:54] Yeah, I guess so.
[00:23:56] Like the alone, definitely after you watch alone, it's different because it's, uh, they got just them recording.
[00:24:05] Yeah.
[00:24:06] I like watching people make shit.
[00:24:08] Right.
[00:24:09] Yeah.
[00:24:09] Alone's different because it's just them and a camera.
[00:24:12] But something where it's like a survivalist show where there's like a bunch of cameramen and stuff.
[00:24:18] And, you know, like they got everything at hand in case something goes wrong, but they're pretending like, oh, we don't have any of this.
[00:24:26] Like, you know.
[00:24:27] I think that's what I'm, uh, if ever, if ever I had the, the, the, the opportunity, or I can't say the opportunity.
[00:24:35] If I could put it together, find a bunch of comedians to go out and do an episode.
[00:24:43] Do some like naked and afraid.
[00:24:45] Hey, man.
[00:24:46] I ain't getting naked with y'all.
[00:24:54] You think I'm just going to woods and naked with y'all?
[00:24:57] Oh, for.
[00:24:59] No.
[00:25:02] What kind of.
[00:25:03] Well, they don't even in naked and afraid.
[00:25:05] They have a little bit of garment covering up stuff.
[00:25:09] I don't feel the need to have to go out in woods with, with other people naked.
[00:25:15] I mean, like I used to now.
[00:25:18] Let me just be.
[00:25:19] Let me just tell you something.
[00:25:22] Wherever you can get it at, that's where you go.
[00:25:27] In the woods.
[00:25:30] In the closet.
[00:25:31] In the car.
[00:25:33] In the car.
[00:25:36] Well, yeah.
[00:25:36] When you're young, you, you know, you get it any way you can and get it anywhere you can, right?
[00:25:41] Man.
[00:25:43] You get options.
[00:25:44] No.
[00:25:45] No.
[00:25:45] Not everywhere you can.
[00:25:47] Come home.
[00:25:48] What are you talking about?
[00:25:49] Moose, you're mine.
[00:25:50] I know you.
[00:25:51] No.
[00:25:51] That's how you get yourself AIDS.
[00:25:55] You said you did it in grandma's closet with the nightgowns.
[00:26:00] Don't you bring up that shit?
[00:26:10] Hey, Moose partner.
[00:26:11] That was the one.
[00:26:12] Let me see.
[00:26:12] He just got so frustrated about it.
[00:26:14] I said, wait.
[00:26:16] Yeah.
[00:26:16] He's like.
[00:26:16] No, he can't get it anywhere.
[00:26:19] Yeah.
[00:26:21] Yeah.
[00:26:22] Yeah.
[00:26:30] It ain't everywhere.
[00:26:32] Moose is just like.
[00:26:34] That's how you.
[00:26:34] It is everywhere.
[00:26:36] I mean, yeah, it is everywhere, but it ain't.
[00:26:38] You don't get it everywhere.
[00:26:39] Of course.
[00:26:40] You know what I mean?
[00:26:40] It's scarce.
[00:26:41] Let's just say it's everywhere, but it's scarce.
[00:26:47] That's what Moose said.
[00:26:49] It's everywhere, but it's scarce.
[00:26:52] This is like life lessons with Ray and Moose.
[00:26:57] It's everywhere, but it's scarce.
[00:27:05] That's what.
[00:27:07] Moose felt the need to be like, this is how you end up like Magic Johnson.
[00:27:11] If you just get it anywhere you can.
[00:27:15] Well, not like that.
[00:27:16] I mean, you don't get it anywhere you can.
[00:27:18] You got it.
[00:27:19] It's a thing.
[00:27:20] That stuff could kill you.
[00:27:22] Right.
[00:27:25] That's what Moose was like.
[00:27:28] You don't want to end up like Magic Johnson.
[00:27:31] You don't want to have that disease.
[00:27:34] Oh, my bad.
[00:27:35] I got a drink.
[00:27:38] I suppose we used to have a cup or something where we can't without a label owner or something.
[00:27:45] Right.
[00:27:47] Yeah.
[00:27:48] Hey, Moose.
[00:27:50] Do we have to cover up this stuff for sponsorships?
[00:27:58] Okay.
[00:27:59] It's your podcast.
[00:28:01] Oh, okay.
[00:28:02] Look.
[00:28:02] While we on the video, y'all looking at me.
[00:28:05] Hey.
[00:28:08] Yeah.
[00:28:08] It's called product placement.
[00:28:12] Well, look.
[00:28:13] You said, oh, wait, wait, wait.
[00:28:15] It's all going to be just audio.
[00:28:17] So nobody's going to be able to see you popping in and out.
[00:28:20] I mean, they'll be able to hear me.
[00:28:22] Oh.
[00:28:24] I mean, we'll see.
[00:28:25] We'll see how the production value goes.
[00:28:27] Because you're.
[00:28:30] You're.
[00:28:30] Every time I see the little thing dial up.
[00:28:36] Anytime you just see that little thing dial up, you know Moose is getting ready to say some shit.
[00:28:42] Yeah.
[00:28:42] Yeah.
[00:28:44] It's just like how we're.
[00:28:45] They be having breaking news.
[00:28:46] Right.
[00:28:47] For the.
[00:28:50] We're just trying to conjure him up.
[00:28:52] That's what we're.
[00:28:55] Every episode, we're going to have like a seance and figure out how we can conjure Moose.
[00:29:02] Hell no.
[00:29:05] You don't.
[00:29:05] You don't want to do like a seance.
[00:29:07] I think we should.
[00:29:08] Well, I don't do that black magic shit.
[00:29:13] Amen.
[00:29:13] I mean.
[00:29:14] Halloween.
[00:29:15] I've been too far south.
[00:29:19] Oh, yeah.
[00:29:19] That's right.
[00:29:20] You've seen some wild.
[00:29:21] You're from Alabama and stuff.
[00:29:23] So you've probably seen some mild stuff.
[00:29:25] Man.
[00:29:26] I don't see some crazy shit, man.
[00:29:29] It ain't just that.
[00:29:33] I got.
[00:29:34] I got.
[00:29:34] I got.
[00:29:35] I got.
[00:29:37] I ain't gonna sit here because I got.
[00:29:38] I got.
[00:29:38] I'm doing part of it.
[00:29:40] It.
[00:29:40] The wild.
[00:29:41] Special.
[00:29:42] Whatever I do in December.
[00:29:43] So.
[00:29:44] That's a.
[00:29:46] We honestly.
[00:29:47] It's wild shit, man.
[00:29:49] It.
[00:29:49] It.
[00:29:49] It.
[00:29:50] It throw you off.
[00:29:51] Like.
[00:29:51] Hey, man.
[00:29:51] I.
[00:29:54] That's why I look.
[00:29:55] That's why.
[00:29:55] So.
[00:29:56] So you say you don't do nature like that.
[00:29:57] You don't really know.
[00:29:58] Do you know like plants and stuff that around.
[00:30:01] Kinda.
[00:30:03] Like what?
[00:30:04] Like I can tell.
[00:30:06] Do you know what ginseng is?
[00:30:09] Yeah.
[00:30:10] I can tell.
[00:30:12] That.
[00:30:13] Okay.
[00:30:14] If the berries are on it.
[00:30:16] If the berries aren't on it.
[00:30:17] I'll just be stepping all over it.
[00:30:19] And all kinds of stuff.
[00:30:21] Okay.
[00:30:22] Do you know how to hunt?
[00:30:25] No.
[00:30:25] I've never.
[00:30:26] I've never been hunting.
[00:30:28] I got my license recently.
[00:30:30] And I want to go.
[00:30:31] So.
[00:30:32] What kind of license you get?
[00:30:33] I got a sportsman license.
[00:30:37] Lifetime.
[00:30:38] So it covers hunting.
[00:30:39] Fishing.
[00:30:40] All that.
[00:30:41] So yeah.
[00:30:41] I enjoy being.
[00:30:42] And.
[00:30:42] And I like dry land fishing.
[00:30:45] As well.
[00:30:46] Which is.
[00:30:47] Mushroom hunting.
[00:30:48] What?
[00:30:49] You said dry land fishing.
[00:30:51] I ain't.
[00:30:51] Dry land fishing.
[00:30:52] You.
[00:30:53] Hunting for mushrooms.
[00:30:54] Mushrooms.
[00:30:55] Yeah.
[00:30:55] It's called.
[00:30:56] They're called.
[00:30:57] Morel mushrooms.
[00:30:59] Morel mushrooms.
[00:31:00] That's the.
[00:31:01] Isn't the ones that get.
[00:31:03] They got the psychedelics.
[00:31:06] No.
[00:31:06] It's not a psychedelic mushroom.
[00:31:10] But yeah.
[00:31:11] It's.
[00:31:11] Morel mushroom.
[00:31:13] Is like the.
[00:31:15] Correct.
[00:31:16] Phrase for it.
[00:31:18] But.
[00:31:18] Most of us country people.
[00:31:20] Call it dry land fish.
[00:31:22] Dry land fish.
[00:31:24] And you can eat it?
[00:31:25] Yeah.
[00:31:26] You.
[00:31:27] Hunt for them.
[00:31:28] And then you pick them.
[00:31:29] And.
[00:31:29] How do you hunt for a mushroom?
[00:31:32] You just go in the woods.
[00:31:33] And.
[00:31:34] If you see a dry land fish.
[00:31:36] You pick it.
[00:31:37] And.
[00:31:37] Put it in a grocery bag.
[00:31:38] Until you get like.
[00:31:40] You know.
[00:31:40] About.
[00:31:41] 15.
[00:31:41] 20.
[00:31:42] Of them.
[00:31:45] I think.
[00:31:45] You die.
[00:31:46] Isaiah.
[00:31:48] It's not poisonous.
[00:31:49] I'm telling you.
[00:31:51] Look.
[00:31:51] This is how you trigger me.
[00:31:53] You.
[00:31:53] You.
[00:31:53] You want to know how you conjure somebody.
[00:31:55] I'm going to tell you bud.
[00:31:57] You can seriously.
[00:31:59] Like.
[00:31:59] Hurt yourself.
[00:32:00] Like.
[00:32:01] And kill yourself.
[00:32:01] By going.
[00:32:02] Mushroom hunting.
[00:32:03] Without experts around you.
[00:32:05] I'm just.
[00:32:06] As.
[00:32:07] As somebody who knows.
[00:32:08] Like.
[00:32:09] I.
[00:32:09] I grew up in Boy Scouts.
[00:32:11] I have a lot of friends who are.
[00:32:13] Are in.
[00:32:15] In the mushroom community.
[00:32:17] Like.
[00:32:17] You can have.
[00:32:18] Ones that look.
[00:32:18] Exactly like something.
[00:32:20] Right next to something.
[00:32:21] That's super.
[00:32:22] Fucking deadly.
[00:32:22] Excuse my language.
[00:32:23] Super.
[00:32:24] Super deadly.
[00:32:25] And.
[00:32:26] Like.
[00:32:26] They can.
[00:32:28] Cross.
[00:32:28] Like.
[00:32:29] Like.
[00:32:29] Be.
[00:32:30] Like.
[00:32:30] Really close in proximity.
[00:32:31] I would just highly recommend.
[00:32:33] Everyone listening to the podcast.
[00:32:35] Taking.
[00:32:36] A expert around the mushroom.
[00:32:38] Thanks.
[00:32:39] Oh yeah.
[00:32:39] I always go hunting with.
[00:32:40] Mushroom hunting with.
[00:32:41] Like an.
[00:32:42] Isaiah trying to get us.
[00:32:43] Sue.
[00:32:43] Don't tell the people.
[00:32:44] To go out there.
[00:32:45] And collect mushrooms.
[00:32:47] That's just what.
[00:32:48] That's just what he do.
[00:32:51] It's just the one mushroom.
[00:32:53] It's just the morel mushroom.
[00:32:55] And if you know.
[00:32:56] It's a morel mushroom.
[00:32:58] And if you know what it looks like.
[00:33:01] And go with an expert.
[00:33:03] Pick it.
[00:33:04] And.
[00:33:04] You gotta.
[00:33:05] Bring them home.
[00:33:06] And soak them in water.
[00:33:07] And get all that bugs out of it.
[00:33:09] Cause there's a bunch of bugs.
[00:33:11] A bunch of dirt.
[00:33:13] So you gotta soak it.
[00:33:14] And get all that out of it.
[00:33:16] And then you fry it.
[00:33:17] In flour.
[00:33:19] Salt.
[00:33:19] Pepper.
[00:33:20] Or you can fry it in cornmeal.
[00:33:22] And you would eat it.
[00:33:22] Just like you would.
[00:33:23] A shiitake mushroom.
[00:33:25] Or a.
[00:33:27] You know.
[00:33:31] I don't even know another mushroom.
[00:33:33] Huh.
[00:33:35] Yeah.
[00:33:36] I ain't gonna try that shit.
[00:33:37] I ain't gonna try that shit at all.
[00:33:38] I'm good.
[00:33:41] Morel season is in.
[00:33:43] I think it starts in April.
[00:33:45] So we're gonna take you.
[00:33:47] Dry land fishing.
[00:33:48] For some morel mushrooms.
[00:33:50] Cause they are the best.
[00:33:52] I'm telling you.
[00:33:53] They're good.
[00:33:54] Let me tell you something.
[00:33:56] Uh.
[00:33:58] I'm gonna watch y'all eat them.
[00:34:01] You're just gonna watch me and Moose eat them.
[00:34:04] And see what happens.
[00:34:07] Y'all alright?
[00:34:10] And I ain't gonna.
[00:34:11] I ain't gonna just eat them then.
[00:34:13] I'm just not gonna eat one.
[00:34:14] Just right after y'all eat.
[00:34:15] I'll wait a few.
[00:34:17] A few tries.
[00:34:20] Hey.
[00:34:20] Come back in an hour.
[00:34:21] Moose said he was in Boy Scouts.
[00:34:23] So he can go with us too.
[00:34:24] All three of us.
[00:34:26] Can go dry land fishing.
[00:34:28] With an expert.
[00:34:30] Cause.
[00:34:30] With an expert.
[00:34:32] He come on every time.
[00:34:33] He should get.
[00:34:34] Bah.
[00:34:34] Nah.
[00:34:36] There's.
[00:34:37] There's a.
[00:34:37] There's a couple you can eat.
[00:34:40] You can eat this morel.
[00:34:41] You can eat chicken out of the wood.
[00:34:43] And there's a couple other ones out there that are.
[00:34:45] But I'm just saying.
[00:34:47] That.
[00:34:48] Don't do it unless you know what you're doing.
[00:34:50] Right.
[00:34:51] That's what.
[00:34:51] That's what I'm saying.
[00:34:52] Like real.
[00:34:52] Like don't.
[00:34:53] We'll take an expert with this.
[00:34:55] I ain't going in a way.
[00:34:57] Not even if I.
[00:34:59] Cause I know several people that know what they're doing.
[00:35:02] And what they're looking for.
[00:35:04] You can also go to your neighborhood farmer's market.
[00:35:07] And get.
[00:35:07] Get them.
[00:35:08] Get them for people that have already.
[00:35:10] Like picked them and know what they're doing.
[00:35:11] And everything else.
[00:35:12] Do they have.
[00:35:13] I recommend doing it like that.
[00:35:14] But do they have.
[00:35:15] A farmer's market down here.
[00:35:17] That sells morel mushrooms.
[00:35:19] Catawba County mushroom partners are right.
[00:35:22] Or at the farmer's market every Wednesday and Saturday.
[00:35:25] Bro.
[00:35:25] You don't have to go anywhere.
[00:35:26] You just have to walk to the farmer's market.
[00:35:28] I have to go in the woods.
[00:35:30] Booshy do the farmer's market.
[00:35:32] He do the farmer's market.
[00:35:34] Yeah.
[00:35:35] Okay.
[00:35:36] It's cheap.
[00:35:37] And it's better.
[00:35:39] Wonderful.
[00:35:40] I'll have to remember that.
[00:35:41] Instead of walking around up a mountain.
[00:35:44] Like some kind of redneck.
[00:35:47] Yeah.
[00:35:48] These people grow them in like.
[00:35:50] Like a factory setting.
[00:35:52] Like a.
[00:35:54] Like inspected by the health department type stuff.
[00:35:56] That's what they have.
[00:35:57] The mushrooms that.
[00:35:58] They come from the grocery store.
[00:36:00] So you know.
[00:36:01] Yeah.
[00:36:03] Yeah.
[00:36:04] A hundred percent.
[00:36:05] And they're good.
[00:36:07] And I agree with you.
[00:36:08] They're delicious.
[00:36:09] But I just would recommend you get them from the farmer's market.
[00:36:12] Instead of you go out there and pick them yourself.
[00:36:14] Ooh.
[00:36:15] For real.
[00:36:15] For real.
[00:36:17] Yeah.
[00:36:17] I'll have to remember that.
[00:36:19] Just go to the farmer's market.
[00:36:21] Because that.
[00:36:21] That sounds a lot easier.
[00:36:23] Than just going out in some.
[00:36:25] Yeah.
[00:36:26] Up the mountain.
[00:36:27] In the holler.
[00:36:28] And looking for them.
[00:36:29] I won't be doing that.
[00:36:31] No way.
[00:36:33] So yeah.
[00:36:33] We need to.
[00:36:34] Do that.
[00:36:36] And then.
[00:36:37] We'll actually not do that.
[00:36:38] But that's the thing.
[00:36:39] I would.
[00:36:40] I would like to be someone that knew.
[00:36:42] Hey.
[00:36:43] Yeah.
[00:36:43] Yeah.
[00:36:43] I ain't that person.
[00:36:45] Like.
[00:36:45] I don't know how to look.
[00:36:47] But it's like.
[00:36:47] Okay.
[00:36:47] Yeah.
[00:36:48] We can eat that.
[00:36:49] Like it was.
[00:36:50] If it was.
[00:36:50] Like.
[00:36:51] Outside of.
[00:36:52] You know.
[00:36:52] Some cucumbers.
[00:36:53] Some shit.
[00:36:53] That's growing the store.
[00:36:55] I can't.
[00:36:56] I want to be able to.
[00:36:57] I want to be able to identify.
[00:36:58] The edible.
[00:36:59] Things around us.
[00:37:00] Right.
[00:37:01] So.
[00:37:04] This is because.
[00:37:05] If you can.
[00:37:06] That's.
[00:37:06] That.
[00:37:07] Nothing grow around here.
[00:37:08] That you can eat.
[00:37:09] Like it's interesting.
[00:37:10] That.
[00:37:10] That.
[00:37:11] All the food.
[00:37:13] I think I've seen some guy.
[00:37:14] I can't remember the dude name.
[00:37:18] Uh.
[00:37:19] Shoot.
[00:37:19] But he was like.
[00:37:20] I think what's his name.
[00:37:22] He used to be on that.
[00:37:24] Somewhere.
[00:37:24] Orlando.
[00:37:25] Something.
[00:37:25] Orlando Brown.
[00:37:26] I think his name.
[00:37:27] But he was like.
[00:37:27] Yeah man.
[00:37:28] Like they don't grow the fruit.
[00:37:29] I didn't think about it.
[00:37:30] Like yeah.
[00:37:30] We do got a lot of trees.
[00:37:31] That don't grow a lot of.
[00:37:32] Fruits.
[00:37:33] Or nothing to eat on them.
[00:37:35] Like.
[00:37:35] Like there's a lot of.
[00:37:36] Just random.
[00:37:38] Oak and shit.
[00:37:39] Like we don't have.
[00:37:41] Food options.
[00:37:42] That.
[00:37:42] Everything has to come from the store.
[00:37:44] Right.
[00:37:45] Which is very interesting.
[00:37:46] Right.
[00:37:48] Yeah.
[00:37:48] My papa.
[00:37:49] He used to.
[00:37:49] You know.
[00:37:50] Look for stuff like that.
[00:37:51] Like ramps.
[00:37:52] Have you ever had that?
[00:37:53] What's ramps?
[00:37:55] It's like a.
[00:37:55] Green onion.
[00:37:57] Kind of a thing.
[00:37:58] Moose.
[00:37:58] Have you ever had that?
[00:38:00] Say moose.
[00:38:02] Hey.
[00:38:03] They're like wild.
[00:38:04] Like Videl.
[00:38:04] They're like wild.
[00:38:05] Like little.
[00:38:06] Springy.
[00:38:06] Green mushrooms.
[00:38:08] Or onions.
[00:38:09] By the way.
[00:38:10] I just.
[00:38:10] I got on the.
[00:38:11] I got on the internet.
[00:38:12] For you.
[00:38:12] About this mushroom.
[00:38:13] Before you leave it.
[00:38:16] They're.
[00:38:17] They're called.
[00:38:18] Real more.
[00:38:19] Real more else.
[00:38:20] Is what you're talking about.
[00:38:21] Right.
[00:38:21] They're also called.
[00:38:22] False more else.
[00:38:23] And they look exactly.
[00:38:25] The same thing.
[00:38:26] And they will.
[00:38:26] Frickin kill you man.
[00:38:28] Like.
[00:38:28] There's like.
[00:38:29] Like if you eat a bunch of them.
[00:38:30] You will.
[00:38:32] You will not live.
[00:38:34] Yeah.
[00:38:35] Crazy.
[00:38:35] Like they look.
[00:38:36] I just.
[00:38:36] I'm looking at them right now.
[00:38:38] They look exactly the same.
[00:38:39] It's crazy.
[00:38:40] Check it out.
[00:38:47] Oh he said check it out.
[00:38:48] Yeah.
[00:38:48] I'm going to.
[00:38:50] Hold on.
[00:38:50] I'm going to.
[00:38:51] See if I can.
[00:38:52] Share the screen real quick.
[00:38:53] Sorry for the listeners out there.
[00:38:55] Talk amongst yourselves.
[00:38:56] Hills.
[00:38:57] But it's.
[00:38:59] Yo.
[00:38:59] I'll have to figure that out.
[00:39:00] They eavesdropping anyway.
[00:39:01] That's pretty much.
[00:39:02] It is.
[00:39:03] I think that's how podcasts go.
[00:39:05] It's just.
[00:39:05] Other people eavesdropping.
[00:39:07] On other people conversation.
[00:39:11] That's pretty much what it is.
[00:39:13] But your nosey ass.
[00:39:14] We got other stuff.
[00:39:15] We've got to do.
[00:39:17] But we're going to let y'all listen.
[00:39:22] That's the best shows.
[00:39:25] That's what we'll call our fans.
[00:39:28] The nosy asses.
[00:39:29] You nosy assholes.
[00:39:36] Yeah.
[00:39:38] Come look.
[00:39:38] Yeah.
[00:39:39] It's nuts.
[00:39:40] That's why all these reality shows and stuff be a part of.
[00:39:43] People want to see what those people are doing.
[00:39:45] Nosey.
[00:39:48] Yeah.
[00:39:51] So there's a real one.
[00:39:53] And the fake one.
[00:39:54] And they look exactly the same.
[00:39:58] Man.
[00:40:00] It's.
[00:40:00] Yeah.
[00:40:00] For some reason.
[00:40:01] It's not letting me share my screen.
[00:40:02] But they are.
[00:40:05] They're identical, man.
[00:40:07] So just.
[00:40:08] You know.
[00:40:08] The farmer's market.
[00:40:09] He trying to.
[00:40:10] He trying to save your life.
[00:40:12] Moose.
[00:40:13] Moose trying to save your life, Isaiah.
[00:40:15] He's trying.
[00:40:16] He telling you that.
[00:40:17] Because he's not talking to me.
[00:40:19] Because he knew I wasn't going to do that shit.
[00:40:20] No way.
[00:40:23] I would like to know the stuff.
[00:40:24] But I ain't finna go.
[00:40:27] Out there eat shit.
[00:40:29] He knows I'm young and dumb.
[00:40:31] And wouldn't take an expert.
[00:40:33] Like you should.
[00:40:36] Like I.
[00:40:37] Like I.
[00:40:37] Like I.
[00:40:37] Like I would do eat squirrel and all that other stuff.
[00:40:40] You know.
[00:40:40] But.
[00:40:41] Like certain.
[00:40:42] The plants.
[00:40:43] I don't know them.
[00:40:44] Enough.
[00:40:45] To.
[00:40:46] Like.
[00:40:48] Right.
[00:40:48] That's why.
[00:40:49] I grew up with like.
[00:40:50] Plum trees.
[00:40:51] Pecan trees.
[00:40:53] All these other stuff.
[00:40:55] But.
[00:40:55] You know.
[00:40:55] I'm glad you said it right.
[00:40:58] What?
[00:40:59] Pecan.
[00:41:00] It ain't.
[00:41:01] Some people say pecan.
[00:41:03] No.
[00:41:05] Pecan.
[00:41:06] I do both.
[00:41:08] Pecans or pecans.
[00:41:10] It just depends on the day.
[00:41:14] My.
[00:41:17] I learned that people.
[00:41:18] If you say stuff.
[00:41:20] Like.
[00:41:20] It just.
[00:41:20] I just absorb it.
[00:41:22] I guess.
[00:41:22] When.
[00:41:22] The language.
[00:41:24] Right.
[00:41:24] Of the people that are around.
[00:41:25] So.
[00:41:26] I guess it assists.
[00:41:28] Right.
[00:41:28] That's like when people go to the grocery store.
[00:41:31] And I hear somebody say.
[00:41:32] Grab a cart.
[00:41:34] No.
[00:41:34] It's not a cart.
[00:41:35] It's a buggy.
[00:41:36] It's a buggy.
[00:41:37] It is a cart.
[00:41:38] It is definitely a cart.
[00:41:39] It's a buggy.
[00:41:41] It's a buggy.
[00:41:42] It is definitely a cart.
[00:41:44] That's how you can tell your country.
[00:41:46] Is if you get.
[00:41:47] It's a cart right on it.
[00:41:48] And you're like.
[00:41:48] Grab that buggy right there.
[00:41:50] It's got a label.
[00:41:52] Cart.
[00:41:53] Right there on it.
[00:41:54] Don't.
[00:41:54] You have never seen buggy.
[00:41:56] You've never seen shopping buggy.
[00:41:59] You've never seen.
[00:42:00] It's definitely a cart.
[00:42:01] Yeah.
[00:42:03] But.
[00:42:04] Give me that buggy.
[00:42:06] Bring that buggy over here.
[00:42:07] Buggy.
[00:42:08] Have you ever.
[00:42:09] You've never heard anybody say.
[00:42:11] Hey.
[00:42:11] Grab a buggy.
[00:42:13] Oh yeah.
[00:42:16] All my people.
[00:42:17] That's what they say.
[00:42:18] They call them buggies.
[00:42:20] Yeah.
[00:42:20] But it's definitely a cart.
[00:42:21] See.
[00:42:22] I'd fit right in with your family.
[00:42:23] I'd be like.
[00:42:24] Hey.
[00:42:24] Grab me.
[00:42:25] That buggy.
[00:42:27] And they know what I'm talking about.
[00:42:33] But who the hell changed the name.
[00:42:36] It was always a cart.
[00:42:37] There you go.
[00:42:38] Leave it in the comments.
[00:42:40] Buggy or cart.
[00:42:41] On this episode.
[00:42:43] On this episode.
[00:42:44] Unashamed.
[00:42:44] Unplanned and unashamed.
[00:42:46] Leave it in the comment section.
[00:42:48] It's going to be some.
[00:42:49] Oh.
[00:42:50] I know they're coming for me.
[00:42:51] But.
[00:42:52] It's all right.
[00:42:53] It's.
[00:42:53] I know.
[00:42:54] It's definitely a cart.
[00:42:56] Yep.
[00:42:57] I tell you.
[00:42:58] I tell you another one.
[00:43:00] What?
[00:43:00] Pop.
[00:43:01] Or soda.
[00:43:02] Leave that in the comment section.
[00:43:04] It's definitely a soda.
[00:43:05] It's definitely a soda.
[00:43:06] Who the hell call it a pop?
[00:43:08] That's just.
[00:43:09] I do.
[00:43:09] I do.
[00:43:10] I do.
[00:43:11] You're from Hickory.
[00:43:13] No.
[00:43:14] I'm from Virginia.
[00:43:15] I'm from.
[00:43:15] Oh yeah.
[00:43:16] My man.
[00:43:17] Well you're in Hickory now.
[00:43:18] It's soda there.
[00:43:19] You don't have pop there.
[00:43:20] It is soda in Hickory.
[00:43:22] And I still say pop.
[00:43:25] I can't.
[00:43:25] And people be like.
[00:43:26] What?
[00:43:27] I don't really drink sodas.
[00:43:29] Like.
[00:43:29] Like.
[00:43:30] I mean like.
[00:43:31] Oh excuse me.
[00:43:32] Pops.
[00:43:33] Or sodas.
[00:43:37] Not like.
[00:43:38] I mean just.
[00:43:38] Less of drinking alcohol.
[00:43:40] But.
[00:43:41] Yeah.
[00:43:41] So it'd be like.
[00:43:45] It's definitely soda though.
[00:43:48] Y'all make the sound.
[00:43:49] Just because it go pop.
[00:43:51] When you open it.
[00:43:51] That ain't mean what it is.
[00:43:54] Or.
[00:43:55] Or sometimes.
[00:43:55] I'll say soda pop.
[00:43:57] But I won't just say soda.
[00:43:59] I'll even say pop.
[00:43:59] Why do you say soda pop?
[00:44:01] But.
[00:44:02] Because it's like.
[00:44:03] I know it's more of like a northern thing.
[00:44:06] But like.
[00:44:07] In Virginia.
[00:44:08] It's either pop or soda pop.
[00:44:10] They say.
[00:44:11] They say pop.
[00:44:13] Where you from?
[00:44:14] I'm from the southwest corner of Virginia.
[00:44:17] I live in North Carolina now.
[00:44:19] But I'm from.
[00:44:20] The southwest corner.
[00:44:22] Like on the border of Tennessee.
[00:44:24] And Kentucky.
[00:44:25] And West Virginia.
[00:44:26] Virginia.
[00:44:29] That is.
[00:44:30] Like you can be in those three states.
[00:44:32] In like.
[00:44:33] An hour.
[00:44:34] You told me.
[00:44:35] I'm like.
[00:44:38] Interesting.
[00:44:42] Well man.
[00:44:43] Look.
[00:44:44] I got.
[00:44:49] Sorry.
[00:44:50] I went to.
[00:44:52] Shit.
[00:44:53] My.
[00:44:53] My.
[00:44:53] I be everywhere.
[00:44:54] Man.
[00:44:54] I be doing all the shit.
[00:44:55] I gotta do.
[00:44:57] I think that's where.
[00:44:59] Man.
[00:45:00] I be like.
[00:45:00] Man.
[00:45:01] Make sure I can make it to the podcast.
[00:45:03] Gotcha.
[00:45:06] We got.
[00:45:08] But yeah.
[00:45:09] I had a.
[00:45:09] Good birthday.
[00:45:11] Weekend.
[00:45:12] Driving on the parkway.
[00:45:13] And getting lost.
[00:45:14] On some.
[00:45:15] Deliverance.
[00:45:16] Type.
[00:45:17] Dirt road.
[00:45:17] Where I heard.
[00:45:18] Wait.
[00:45:19] You said.
[00:45:20] This weekend.
[00:45:20] It was your birthday.
[00:45:21] Not.
[00:45:23] This coming weekend.
[00:45:24] But last weekend.
[00:45:25] Saturday.
[00:45:26] The 7th.
[00:45:26] Happy belated man.
[00:45:27] I'm sorry.
[00:45:28] Thank you.
[00:45:28] Oh you're fine.
[00:45:29] Yeah.
[00:45:30] I turned 23.
[00:45:31] Let's see.
[00:45:32] I was born.
[00:45:32] September 7th.
[00:45:34] 2001.
[00:45:35] So I was only like.
[00:45:36] Four days old.
[00:45:38] 2001.
[00:45:40] Yeah.
[00:45:41] Holy shit.
[00:45:42] 23.
[00:45:44] So I was.
[00:45:46] I was only.
[00:45:47] Four days old.
[00:45:48] When 9-11 happened.
[00:45:50] I came home.
[00:45:51] I was born the 7th.
[00:45:54] I think.
[00:45:55] I got to come home.
[00:45:56] On the 9th.
[00:45:58] And then.
[00:45:59] Boom.
[00:46:01] Two days later.
[00:46:02] The whole world changed.
[00:46:08] I mean.
[00:46:09] You didn't know that world anyway.
[00:46:11] Right.
[00:46:11] I don't.
[00:46:11] Yeah.
[00:46:12] I don't remember anything.
[00:46:15] I don't remember anything.
[00:46:17] Pre 9-11.
[00:46:18] Because I was.
[00:46:20] I was only.
[00:46:21] Four days old.
[00:46:22] When it happened.
[00:46:24] Yeah.
[00:46:25] You know this.
[00:46:26] It's all you know.
[00:46:27] I don't.
[00:46:28] I don't remember.
[00:46:28] Those four days.
[00:46:29] Before.
[00:46:31] I don't.
[00:46:32] Before that.
[00:46:34] I don't remember much either.
[00:46:36] I mean.
[00:46:36] I just.
[00:46:37] Shit was different.
[00:46:38] I mean.
[00:46:38] It wasn't like I was.
[00:46:40] Really flying like that.
[00:46:42] Nothing like that.
[00:46:43] Back then.
[00:46:48] Take off my shoes.
[00:46:49] Right.
[00:46:51] For me.
[00:46:52] But.
[00:46:52] Take your belt off.
[00:46:54] You know.
[00:46:54] Yeah.
[00:46:55] And that's interesting though.
[00:46:57] Because.
[00:46:57] So.
[00:46:58] I wonder how many people.
[00:47:02] I guess everybody around your age.
[00:47:04] Right.
[00:47:05] So.
[00:47:05] I guess most people wouldn't really have.
[00:47:08] Know the world from.
[00:47:10] That point.
[00:47:10] If they were.
[00:47:12] Right.
[00:47:13] They lived through it.
[00:47:13] Yeah.
[00:47:14] I got it.
[00:47:16] Let's talk.
[00:47:17] Yeah.
[00:47:17] My.
[00:47:18] So.
[00:47:18] I was held back.
[00:47:19] In school.
[00:47:20] A year.
[00:47:21] So.
[00:47:22] My.
[00:47:23] Senior year of high school.
[00:47:24] I was like.
[00:47:24] What you did?
[00:47:25] I got held back in kindergarten.
[00:47:28] Man.
[00:47:29] In kindergarten.
[00:47:29] You couldn't come and slide the lines out there.
[00:47:32] I still can't.
[00:47:33] Naptime.
[00:47:35] Hell no.
[00:47:36] I was just busy with nap time.
[00:47:38] Lay your ass down.
[00:47:39] Okay.
[00:47:40] You won't lay your ass down.
[00:47:41] You finna.
[00:47:41] I'm gonna make you stay to lay down another year.
[00:47:45] I still color outside the lines.
[00:47:48] Right.
[00:47:48] What you talking about?
[00:47:49] I said.
[00:47:50] Isaiah.
[00:47:51] Isaiah be acting innocent.
[00:47:51] But he a bad boy.
[00:47:53] That's exactly right.
[00:47:55] That's exactly right.
[00:47:57] Ladies.
[00:47:57] If you're listening.
[00:47:58] I might.
[00:47:59] He a bad.
[00:47:59] I'm innocent.
[00:48:01] And look innocent.
[00:48:02] But I'm not that innocent.
[00:48:03] Hell no.
[00:48:04] He the porn master.
[00:48:05] I'm the porn master.
[00:48:08] That's gonna be my new title.
[00:48:10] Isaiah the porn master.
[00:48:12] Tell you something.
[00:48:13] Isaiah the.
[00:48:14] He don't.
[00:48:15] He know all the positions.
[00:48:16] Cause he's the master.
[00:48:17] He done seen them all.
[00:48:20] Mermaid porn and all that.
[00:48:21] What's that shit you said?
[00:48:22] You had ventured off into.
[00:48:23] Oh no.
[00:48:23] That was Moose's.
[00:48:25] Yeah.
[00:48:25] That was Moose's venture.
[00:48:27] That was his history.
[00:48:28] He's into mermaid porn.
[00:48:30] Horse porn.
[00:48:31] All that kinds of stuff.
[00:48:32] Yeah.
[00:48:38] He good.
[00:48:39] He doesn't.
[00:48:42] Yep.
[00:48:43] He's into all that kinds of stuff.
[00:48:45] Like you.
[00:48:46] I don't want you looking at his search history.
[00:48:49] That's.
[00:48:49] No man.
[00:48:53] Hey man.
[00:48:53] I'll be watching this stuff.
[00:48:54] That do something to your spirit.
[00:48:57] You just can't go.
[00:48:59] After watching.
[00:49:00] Mermaid and horse porn.
[00:49:02] And come back to.
[00:49:03] Regular life.
[00:49:05] Right.
[00:49:06] That shit gonna fuck with your head.
[00:49:08] Yeah.
[00:49:08] That would kind of like.
[00:49:10] Desensitize you a little bit.
[00:49:12] I don't know.
[00:49:13] If it.
[00:49:14] I don't know what to do.
[00:49:15] But I don't want to know.
[00:49:17] Sometimes you ain't supposed to see everything.
[00:49:21] Some shit could like.
[00:49:23] You know what I'm saying.
[00:49:24] Look.
[00:49:24] That's what they say.
[00:49:25] With the.
[00:49:26] That's what they say.
[00:49:27] With the.
[00:49:27] With the president.
[00:49:28] Be getting old and fast.
[00:49:29] He be like.
[00:49:30] Cause he done seen too much shit.
[00:49:31] That you said it by Barack Obama.
[00:49:34] With his hair tan white.
[00:49:36] Yes.
[00:49:37] When he first.
[00:49:38] In the office.
[00:49:39] That man.
[00:49:40] Looked good.
[00:49:41] And then when he got out of.
[00:49:44] When.
[00:49:44] Uh.
[00:49:45] He got out of office.
[00:49:46] He didn't look as good.
[00:49:48] Cause he done seen all kinds of stuff.
[00:49:49] Man.
[00:49:50] You know.
[00:49:50] I don't want.
[00:49:51] I don't want that stress.
[00:49:53] Wait.
[00:49:54] Wait.
[00:49:54] I don't want to see all the answers to the world.
[00:49:57] I don't want to know all of them.
[00:49:59] Right.
[00:50:00] Just.
[00:50:01] That's why.
[00:50:02] I would never want to be a president.
[00:50:04] I would rather be like a rock star instead.
[00:50:07] Cause you look at some of those old rock stars.
[00:50:10] That are the same age as some of these old presidents.
[00:50:13] They look a lot better.
[00:50:14] Amen.
[00:50:15] They live.
[00:50:16] They live the good life.
[00:50:18] Oh.
[00:50:18] That's.
[00:50:20] Distressed.
[00:50:21] Gene Simmons looks a lot better.
[00:50:24] Than Donald Trump.
[00:50:25] Let's just.
[00:50:26] You know.
[00:50:27] Let's tell you something.
[00:50:28] All this.
[00:50:29] All this stuff about being the president.
[00:50:31] I would want to be the president.
[00:50:33] You gotta.
[00:50:34] I don't like.
[00:50:35] I don't.
[00:50:36] Look.
[00:50:36] People may be managers of an office.
[00:50:38] I don't like telling people at the office what to do.
[00:50:41] Cause you got all these people with attitudes.
[00:50:44] Run the whole country.
[00:50:45] A whole country full of attitudes.
[00:50:48] Nah.
[00:50:48] I'm good.
[00:50:49] Right.
[00:50:49] Or look at some of these comedians.
[00:50:51] They look a lot better than the presidents too.
[00:50:54] Look at that guy.
[00:50:55] Man.
[00:50:55] What's.
[00:50:55] Tommy Chong.
[00:50:57] Tommy Chong is like almost my granny's age.
[00:50:59] And he looks.
[00:51:00] He's in the library.
[00:51:02] Yeah.
[00:51:02] Tommy Chong.
[00:51:03] It looks a lot better.
[00:51:05] He's like.
[00:51:06] Dude's like 85.
[00:51:08] I think.
[00:51:08] 85.
[00:51:09] 86.
[00:51:09] And he looks a lot better.
[00:51:11] I thought you were talking about the black Tommy Chong.
[00:51:14] No.
[00:51:15] I'm talking about Chong from Cheech and Chong.
[00:51:17] Chong.
[00:51:18] Oh.
[00:51:18] Okay.
[00:51:19] Yeah.
[00:51:19] Ah.
[00:51:20] That's the weed.
[00:51:21] That's what that is.
[00:51:23] That's what keeps him going.
[00:51:25] Is that his fountain of youth?
[00:51:27] It is.
[00:51:29] It's where you get weed from.
[00:51:31] Young people.
[00:51:33] Right.
[00:51:34] Young people got the weed.
[00:51:37] So he get out.
[00:51:38] He stay hip.
[00:51:40] Right.
[00:51:40] And I didn't realize he was as old as he was until I like Googled it one day.
[00:51:44] And I'm like, damn, he's 86.
[00:51:48] I think.
[00:51:48] Yeah.
[00:51:48] 86.
[00:51:50] Yes.
[00:51:50] He.
[00:51:51] Dude's almost 90.
[00:51:52] And he's still out there.
[00:51:54] You know.
[00:51:56] Man.
[00:51:57] It's a lot.
[00:51:57] It's a lot of people out here.
[00:51:59] That's.
[00:51:59] They look young.
[00:52:01] They.
[00:52:01] They've been living.
[00:52:02] They've been living life right.
[00:52:04] Right.
[00:52:06] Yeah.
[00:52:06] Like Tommy Chong looks a lot better than half of these people.
[00:52:10] In their fifties.
[00:52:11] Heck.
[00:52:11] He looks better than Moose.
[00:52:13] What are we talking about?
[00:52:15] I thought you said Tommy Chong.
[00:52:18] That's another comment.
[00:52:19] Yeah.
[00:52:20] Yeah.
[00:52:21] He's good.
[00:52:21] Three out of.
[00:52:22] I think he's still in LA.
[00:52:23] But.
[00:52:24] His name is Tommy Chong.
[00:52:26] He's a black dude with an Asian name.
[00:52:29] I mean.
[00:52:30] Yeah.
[00:52:31] That's actually kind of funny.
[00:52:34] I see if I can get him on.
[00:52:35] He's hilarious.
[00:52:36] Yeah.
[00:52:36] We'll reach out to him and see if he.
[00:52:38] We can get him on the podcast.
[00:52:40] Hey.
[00:52:41] One day.
[00:52:41] Look.
[00:52:41] I'm going to just hit people.
[00:52:42] I don't know how to send people.
[00:52:44] I see Moose can help us send people to late.
[00:52:46] Just at random.
[00:52:47] I'm going to text him.
[00:52:47] Hey.
[00:52:48] You want to come on the podcast now?
[00:52:52] It's going to be unplanned.
[00:52:54] Have you said yeah?
[00:52:55] They go.
[00:52:56] We're going to.
[00:52:56] We're going to.
[00:52:57] Log them in.
[00:52:59] I don't know what they're doing.
[00:53:03] Right.
[00:53:05] Well shit.
[00:53:06] Fellas.
[00:53:06] I got to roll.
[00:53:09] I don't know what we need to say to end the call.
[00:53:12] Oh yeah.
[00:53:13] And thanks for listening to.
[00:53:15] Yeah.
[00:53:15] Thank y'all.
[00:53:16] Episode four.
[00:53:18] Episode four.
[00:53:20] Of.
[00:53:21] Unashamed and unplanned.
[00:53:24] We're going to keep talking.
[00:53:26] Yeah.
[00:53:26] And like.
[00:53:27] Live video.
[00:53:29] We can record every week.
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[00:53:38] It's free to you.
[00:53:39] And means the world to us.
[00:53:41] Absolutely.
[00:53:42] And.
[00:53:43] And.
[00:53:43] And.
[00:53:44] These episodes.
[00:53:44] Going to get better every time.
[00:53:46] Because the more unplanned.
[00:53:47] We.
[00:53:48] We are about.
[00:53:49] Coming on here.
[00:53:50] The better the shows get.
[00:53:52] Because we know we're coming back to some unplanned shit.
[00:53:54] You know what.
[00:53:55] When stuff ain't together.
[00:53:56] Like.
[00:53:56] Oh.
[00:53:56] You get home.
[00:53:57] And you're like.
[00:53:58] Oh.
[00:53:58] I know my house tour back at the house.
[00:54:00] I'm going to have to.
[00:54:01] Do something different.
[00:54:03] But yeah.
[00:54:04] Oh.
[00:54:05] And.
[00:54:05] Before we leave.
[00:54:06] I want to thank everybody.
[00:54:08] For wishing me a happy birthday.
[00:54:09] And taking the time out.
[00:54:11] Out of their day.
[00:54:12] To do that.
[00:54:13] That's what's up man.
[00:54:14] Happy belated man.
[00:54:15] We're going to have to get you a cake.
[00:54:16] That's a porn master.
[00:54:18] Yeah.
[00:54:18] There we go.
[00:54:21] A chocolate cake.
[00:54:23] That says Isaiah the porn master.
[00:54:26] Amen.
[00:54:26] That's hilarious.
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