In today's episode of Unplanned & Unashamed, Isaiah talks about his latest performances. How did Isaiah do? Also, Ray talks about his kids and one of them doing stand-up. Then both of them discuss hecklers at comedy shows. Isaiah and Ray briefly discuss Bad Boys Ride Or Die and the Hawk Tuah girl. Then to end the episode Ray and Isaiah try to get a reaction out of their producer Moose by bad-mouthing people who drink unsweet tea.
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[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.
[00:00:16] What's up man?
[00:00:17] Enough much, how you doing?
[00:00:20] Man, coolin' man. It's uh... trying to wake up. Man, I'm always up early, late nights.
[00:00:29] So this is uh... I be trying to get my schedule together so man, that's why you be hitting me, I be at like 2 o'clock in the morning.
[00:00:37] He be like, you in the bed? I'm like, what are you doing in the bed man?
[00:00:41] Are you gonna be a morning comic?
[00:00:46] Right.
[00:00:49] Hey, I forgot to mention y'all, after you end the podcast and I hit the end record button, just make sure y'all hang on just for a minute so all the files can up.
[00:00:57] Oh, Randy. Okay.
[00:01:00] It's like the most important part of my job.
[00:01:01] I forgot to mention y'all.
[00:01:03] I mean, he just hit record and go have breakfast. He be naked until it's time at the end of the podcast.
[00:01:13] He be like what...
[00:01:16] He's like one of those people that get fired on the Zoom meetings for like doing it in their underwear. Did you ever see that?
[00:01:23] Yeah, I did.
[00:01:24] There you go.
[00:01:25] I mean, my dude.
[00:01:29] Man, when y'all get a million subscribers, I'll put some pants on.
[00:01:33] Hey man, my boy he got...
[00:01:37] Did he have a dress shirt? Underwear, dress socks.
[00:01:43] The full jacket suit pants tie with them boxer shorts on.
[00:01:47] He was like Tom Cruise.
[00:01:49] I pulled up new during COVID a lot.
[00:01:55] Y'all have a good show, man.
[00:01:57] You too, man.
[00:01:57] Hey, we're going to invite Moose back to the show.
[00:02:00] Yeah, we're going to have to have him on as a guest.
[00:02:05] He's like Tom Cruise in Risky Business.
[00:02:08] Just underwear, socks, and that little button-up shirt.
[00:02:13] Moose just popped in the show just at random.
[00:02:17] Right.
[00:02:19] You never know when he's going to pop up.
[00:02:22] Nah, I got...
[00:02:27] Man, I ain't been doing nothing.
[00:02:29] Same old, same old man.
[00:02:31] Running around.
[00:02:32] What about you, man?
[00:02:33] You look like you... Where you at?
[00:02:34] I'm at home.
[00:02:35] I'm at home.
[00:02:36] You're at home this time?
[00:02:37] Yes, sir.
[00:02:40] You be sitting up here with her.
[00:02:43] Look, I think I'm the one mobile and you're the one...
[00:02:47] You more mobile than me though, so...
[00:02:49] Well, yeah, that first recording, it was at a hotel.
[00:02:53] And then the second time we recorded was here at home.
[00:02:58] So I'm back at home with this one.
[00:03:02] Hey, that's interesting though.
[00:03:04] So what's up?
[00:03:05] I know you sent me some of your stuff from your setup for what kind of...
[00:03:08] What mics do you...
[00:03:09] What is your setup?
[00:03:11] Is it like just plug right into your laptop or...
[00:03:13] Yeah, it just...
[00:03:15] It just plugs right into my laptop.
[00:03:19] Uh...
[00:03:19] I'm trying to get...
[00:03:21] Figure out a way to get rid of the laptop.
[00:03:23] Gotcha.
[00:03:25] What kind of laptop do you have?
[00:03:29] Uh...
[00:03:29] What is a...
[00:03:30] Like a Dell...
[00:03:31] Gotcha.
[00:03:32] I got a gaming PC.
[00:03:33] It's huge though.
[00:03:34] Gotcha.
[00:03:34] So I'm...
[00:03:35] I'm tired of almost toting it around because it's...
[00:03:39] It's heavy as shit.
[00:03:40] Right.
[00:03:40] Well, I have...
[00:03:41] I have two.
[00:03:42] The one that I'm using right now is a Lenovo and it's real light.
[00:03:47] And then John gave me one before I got this one.
[00:03:50] And I think it's a Dell and it is like heavy as all get out.
[00:03:56] Like I...
[00:03:57] Yeah, you gotta...
[00:03:57] I put two...
[00:03:58] Yeah.
[00:03:59] Both of them in a backpack and I carried it around and it's all I can do to carry that
[00:04:03] backpack around.
[00:04:04] I'm like hunched over and stuff.
[00:04:07] Yeah.
[00:04:08] I got a huge backpack.
[00:04:09] I bought a travel backpack.
[00:04:12] Like it's a...
[00:04:13] Like you can put clothes in it.
[00:04:14] It's got like a suitcase type.
[00:04:16] Yeah.
[00:04:16] And generally I be trying to...
[00:04:18] I be trying to travel for cheap.
[00:04:19] Mm-hmm.
[00:04:20] You know?
[00:04:21] I be taking the train or the...
[00:04:24] Or...
[00:04:24] I'm tired of driving so I'll...
[00:04:26] I'll take the bus or...
[00:04:28] I wanna fly all the time but yeah, it ain't always feasible to fly.
[00:04:32] So, but...
[00:04:34] The...
[00:04:35] Having a little backpack.
[00:04:36] A good nice little backpack with that heavy ass laptop though.
[00:04:39] It's like carrying...
[00:04:41] Like six bricks in there.
[00:04:43] Cause you got all the...
[00:04:43] Cause the game...
[00:04:45] And my wife got one too.
[00:04:47] So it was like...
[00:04:48] I ended up toting both our backpacks in so...
[00:04:51] So you end up toting two heavy ass laptops everywhere you go.
[00:04:57] Yeah.
[00:04:58] Just...
[00:04:58] Just walking around hunched over you be out of breath.
[00:05:03] Oh yeah.
[00:05:04] Bad.
[00:05:05] These damn laptops.
[00:05:09] Yeah.
[00:05:09] It's a...
[00:05:10] I carry too much stuff with me.
[00:05:13] I don't know.
[00:05:13] I've seen people travel light.
[00:05:15] Like they like...
[00:05:16] Like sometimes I would see people like...
[00:05:18] I don't know whether it's a buzzer plane or something.
[00:05:20] I'll see people.
[00:05:21] They just get on the plane with just a cup of coffee.
[00:05:23] Like where y'all going?
[00:05:26] Y'all don't need to bring nothing with you.
[00:05:29] Oh yeah.
[00:05:29] I've seen people on those planes that just pack light.
[00:05:33] Just a cup of coffee and maybe a book and that's it.
[00:05:37] And I'm like...
[00:05:38] No clothes.
[00:05:39] No...
[00:05:39] You know...
[00:05:39] Where's your carry on?
[00:05:42] Where do you pack...
[00:05:44] Isaiah, where you go on trips?
[00:05:46] So...
[00:05:46] You just came out the road, didn't you?
[00:05:48] You just had a show.
[00:05:51] Where were you at?
[00:05:51] Were you just performing?
[00:05:52] I had two shows in Virginia.
[00:05:55] Wow.
[00:05:56] Two weeks apart.
[00:05:58] One was in Abingdon.
[00:06:00] And then the second one was in Withful.
[00:06:03] And it was a guest spot for John.
[00:06:06] John Reap.
[00:06:08] Yeah.
[00:06:08] Okay.
[00:06:10] And thankfully, I didn't have to get a hotel.
[00:06:13] Cause my granny lives like...
[00:06:15] So she lives like 30 minutes from Abingdon.
[00:06:19] And then...
[00:06:20] Hold on one minute.
[00:06:21] Somebody knocking in my door.
[00:06:23] Sorry man.
[00:06:51] That was the power company coming...
[00:06:53] Telling me they're coming to cut my power off.
[00:06:56] Who was that?
[00:06:58] The power company said they was coming to cut my electricity off.
[00:07:04] No, that was a...
[00:07:05] That actually was a power company.
[00:07:07] They were coming to cut it off.
[00:07:08] They were working on the bowls.
[00:07:10] Uh...
[00:07:11] Here at the RV park.
[00:07:12] So they just let me know that they were going to cut it off for a second.
[00:07:14] You should have pulled a...
[00:07:15] What was that?
[00:07:16] Eddie Murphy sketch in SNL.
[00:07:19] Mr. Robinson's neighborhood.
[00:07:21] You should have just walked out the window and left.
[00:07:24] Just hauled ass.
[00:07:26] Nah.
[00:07:28] Did you ever watch that sketch?
[00:07:31] Nah, nah, nah.
[00:07:32] Yeah, he used to do his...
[00:07:33] What did he do?
[00:07:33] He would make fun of Mr. Rogers.
[00:07:35] And he called himself Mr. Robinson.
[00:07:38] And anytime the landlord or anybody showed up knocking at the door,
[00:07:42] he'd take off out the window.
[00:07:43] He'd be like,
[00:07:44] Well, boys and girls, it's time for me to get out of here.
[00:07:47] That's the landlord.
[00:07:50] Oh, okay.
[00:07:51] I got you.
[00:07:51] He's running out on the bill.
[00:07:53] He's running out on the bill.
[00:07:55] He'd be like,
[00:07:56] I ain't paid a bill in five months, boys and girls.
[00:07:58] It's time for me to get out of here.
[00:08:01] Uh...
[00:08:01] They're interesting to me because I'm being in an RV
[00:08:03] because my lights, everything, they're on solar.
[00:08:06] I do have another set, so it will get darker,
[00:08:09] that is on the electricity that I installed,
[00:08:12] that I mounted or whatever.
[00:08:15] But then, but...
[00:08:15] I've got solar panels on top that I installed for.
[00:08:19] So I can have constant power.
[00:08:22] Gotcha.
[00:08:24] And I've got a generator,
[00:08:26] so I'm just not gonna turn it on right now.
[00:08:28] So...
[00:08:29] It's gonna get darker.
[00:08:32] Yeah.
[00:08:32] But yeah, the two shows in Virginia worked out well
[00:08:35] because I got to stay with my granny both times,
[00:08:38] so I didn't have to get a hotel.
[00:08:42] Where?
[00:08:42] Where in Virginia?
[00:08:44] It's the southwest corner of Virginia.
[00:08:47] So like right on the border of Tennessee and Kentucky.
[00:08:51] Hmm.
[00:08:53] How long did you do?
[00:08:54] Uh...
[00:08:55] Let's see.
[00:08:56] In Abingdon, I went for like 10 minutes.
[00:08:59] Maybe a little bit over.
[00:09:01] And I did pretty good.
[00:09:02] I got several laughs.
[00:09:03] But there wasn't a whole lot of people there.
[00:09:05] There might have been like 30?
[00:09:08] 20 to 30.
[00:09:09] 30 people?
[00:09:09] Yeah.
[00:09:10] I got you.
[00:09:10] And then, um...
[00:09:12] In Withful, that was a theater show,
[00:09:14] so there was like 500, 600.
[00:09:16] It was a sold out crowd.
[00:09:19] And I went...
[00:09:20] That's what's up.
[00:09:21] It was like a little over seven minutes.
[00:09:24] Ah, that's what's up.
[00:09:26] Mm-hmm.
[00:09:26] Because you're doing both right now,
[00:09:28] you're doing the small spaces and the big spot,
[00:09:32] you're gonna get strong fast
[00:09:33] because you'll know how to project to each of the audiences.
[00:09:38] Right.
[00:09:38] That's what's up, man.
[00:09:39] How do you feel though?
[00:09:42] With the smaller shows and stuff,
[00:09:44] I felt like I could do a little bit more.
[00:09:47] And you know what I'm saying?
[00:09:49] Why?
[00:09:50] What do you mean?
[00:09:51] Well, like...
[00:09:52] Because it was my cousin's show,
[00:09:54] so I felt like I could get away with a little bit more.
[00:09:57] You know what I'm saying?
[00:09:59] Okay.
[00:10:00] What made it so you feel like you could...
[00:10:04] Just because it's your cousin?
[00:10:05] Yeah.
[00:10:06] And he was like, say whatever you want to.
[00:10:09] No restrictions.
[00:10:10] You don't do that at the other places?
[00:10:13] Well, I do.
[00:10:15] But like if I'm doing a guest spot,
[00:10:18] like for John or somebody,
[00:10:20] I try to, you know, not get as dirty
[00:10:24] just to be more respectful of the, you know, headliner.
[00:10:29] Oh.
[00:10:31] Because I don't...
[00:10:32] He told you to do that
[00:10:33] or are you just your own preference?
[00:10:36] Yeah, that's just my own preference
[00:10:38] because I don't want...
[00:10:39] God.
[00:10:40] Like if I get up there first
[00:10:42] and start, you know,
[00:10:44] saying some dirty jokes,
[00:10:46] you know, that's going to give no room
[00:10:48] for the headliner to go
[00:10:50] because the audience has done hurt it all.
[00:10:53] Huh.
[00:10:54] Is that what you feel?
[00:10:55] Yeah, that's how I feel.
[00:10:58] Huh.
[00:10:59] That's interesting.
[00:11:00] That's interesting.
[00:11:01] I think, I mean, I think I've heard some people say that before.
[00:11:04] I don't know.
[00:11:05] My perspective on how all the rules and traditions
[00:11:13] and I just don't experience so much, I don't really go by them.
[00:11:18] I mean, that's the thing.
[00:11:19] I'm like, because you get...
[00:11:21] You're doing like two...
[00:11:22] I'm like, look, if you're going to do your time,
[00:11:24] if anybody's performing with me, I mean, I don't care what you do.
[00:11:27] Do what you're going to do.
[00:11:28] And I mean, as long as the people are happy,
[00:11:30] then I don't really care what you do.
[00:11:33] I guess that's the thought process of just the, you know, feature, headliner,
[00:11:40] I guess, mentality.
[00:11:42] Right.
[00:11:44] Hmm.
[00:11:45] But, and...
[00:11:46] That's interesting.
[00:11:47] And I did good at the theater.
[00:11:48] Like, I got several laughs.
[00:11:50] There was several jokes that, like, I didn't...
[00:11:54] There wasn't supposed to...
[00:11:56] It wasn't supposed to get a laugh where it should have got a laugh.
[00:12:00] So, I got up on stage and I say this joke.
[00:12:03] I don't know if I said it at Barley's in Spindale,
[00:12:07] but I'll say, some people think that I'm on the spectrum,
[00:12:12] but actually I have direct TV.
[00:12:20] You on the corny market now.
[00:12:22] That's where it gets...
[00:12:24] This is where, when people get the bag, you know,
[00:12:26] we all know if we go rock with you.
[00:12:29] They take a special audience that want to go with the corny.
[00:12:37] They were like, tell me another joke now.
[00:12:42] Let's see what else you got.
[00:12:43] Right.
[00:12:45] You got to tell them it's going in ahead of time.
[00:12:51] They'd be surprising on them.
[00:12:54] So...
[00:12:54] They just cut the power.
[00:12:56] Right.
[00:13:00] Hey, that's like the end of the show.
[00:13:02] The lights go out.
[00:13:04] All right, I guess the show off.
[00:13:06] Everybody go home now, I guess.
[00:13:10] No more show.
[00:13:15] That's how you end the show, everybody.
[00:13:17] Somebody just come flip the lights off.
[00:13:19] Right.
[00:13:21] So yeah, I did that joke.
[00:13:24] And as soon as I said, some people think I'm on the spectrum,
[00:13:28] that got like a huge laugh.
[00:13:30] And normally it doesn't get a laugh, because that's the set up.
[00:13:34] But everybody just died laughing.
[00:13:37] Yeah.
[00:13:37] And I should have just let it sit for a little bit, but I just rolled through it,
[00:13:42] which was probably not a good idea.
[00:13:45] Because it's a witty joke, and it take a minute.
[00:13:48] Everybody's level of intelligence is not the same.
[00:13:53] Right.
[00:13:53] But some people, they're going to get it based on how fast they catch stuff like that.
[00:13:58] So it probably came in waves.
[00:14:01] Oh.
[00:14:01] You just went on to the next joke?
[00:14:04] Well, so...
[00:14:06] Yeah, I went on to the next joke.
[00:14:09] But like as soon as I said, but I have direct...
[00:14:12] Like I just rolled right through it.
[00:14:13] Like I didn't...
[00:14:14] When I said some people think that I'm on the spectrum,
[00:14:18] like everybody just died laughing.
[00:14:20] Like everybody...
[00:14:20] And the crowd was awesome, by the way.
[00:14:23] Shout out to the crowd that was at the Millwald in Withful.
[00:14:28] It was like super energetic.
[00:14:30] I mean, awesome crowd.
[00:14:33] So yeah, I said that and it got a huge laugh.
[00:14:38] But I just rolled like right with the joke.
[00:14:40] I was like...
[00:14:41] So I didn't give it like room to breathe.
[00:14:45] I got you.
[00:14:46] I mean, this is where you're not...
[00:14:47] You probably go, you're nervous.
[00:14:48] Right.
[00:14:49] I used to do it.
[00:14:50] I used to do that.
[00:14:50] I mean, I still do it.
[00:14:52] But when you get nervous, you just...
[00:14:55] They call it stepping on your laughs.
[00:14:57] That's what I did.
[00:14:58] I stepped on the laughs.
[00:15:00] Yeah.
[00:15:01] That takes a lot of new comics and I see a lot of new comics.
[00:15:07] I mean, I do it myself too at times.
[00:15:09] It just depends on, you know, the pace of the show.
[00:15:12] But sometimes it's a good thing though.
[00:15:14] Right.
[00:15:14] You think you didn't let it sit long enough?
[00:15:17] Yeah, I don't think I let it sit long enough.
[00:15:20] Why do you think that you don't...
[00:15:22] It didn't sit long enough?
[00:15:23] I guess that's a better question.
[00:15:25] So, cause when I said it, they didn't laugh at...
[00:15:29] Well, they did laugh at the punchline, but it didn't get as many laughs as I would have liked for it to.
[00:15:39] Yeah.
[00:15:40] That's it.
[00:15:40] Cause you, uh, you jumped...
[00:15:42] It didn't give you the laughter that you wanted.
[00:15:45] Yeah, exactly.
[00:15:46] Like, it didn't get the laughter that I wanted.
[00:15:50] Cause people was laughing so hard at the setup that they didn't catch the punchline.
[00:15:58] And that happened, that happened several times at the show.
[00:16:02] Like I would do the setup and they would start laughing.
[00:16:05] So, that's all that says if you slow down your delivery to so that people hear every sentence that you're saying, like in a almost robotic, but you, you talk kind of slow.
[00:16:20] I do.
[00:16:20] You got to...
[00:16:22] So, if you, if you, when you're doing your...
[00:16:25] If you just stay with your natural...
[00:16:29] Hey, um, would you, how do you, what was the joke?
[00:16:31] You said, uh, they tell you're on the spectrum.
[00:16:34] Yeah, I said, some people...
[00:16:38] How'd it go again?
[00:16:39] It was, some people think I'm on the spectrum.
[00:16:41] And then I just kind of pause for a second.
[00:16:44] And then I'll say, but actually I have direct TV or I'll say dish or, you know, just any kind of cable service.
[00:16:53] Yeah.
[00:16:55] So, if you looked around, like, as if you don't, you don't, you got your, you're giving the expression of the...
[00:17:04] Some people say I'm on the, say I'm on the spectrum.
[00:17:07] And I'm just like, like you're giving your, you're giving your...
[00:17:11] So people can actually see it.
[00:17:14] Like your, the physical part to it.
[00:17:17] And while you, while you're waiting and then you, and then you, you say, I mean, you don't got to do it just like that.
[00:17:24] But if you did do it when you pause and you gave some sort of motion or some sort of look during your pause.
[00:17:30] So it is, it's an intentional pause because you're doing it intentionally so the people can catch, catch the thought, the joke in itself.
[00:17:40] And then your second part, you're, you're given an opportunity before you let it out, given the opportunity for everybody to get that part.
[00:17:50] And then you, when you deliver the second part, it will come in waves because you did it much slower.
[00:17:57] And then, cause you gave everybody a chance to catch up on the premise.
[00:18:01] And then when you hit with the punchline, the, the people that will catch your laughter would, would come out and you could all, if you did it right.
[00:18:10] You, you, you probably, you probably get about 30 seconds of laughter and it will come in spurts.
[00:18:16] Cause people catch it slow.
[00:18:18] People are slower.
[00:18:19] And that's how it worked at the show.
[00:18:21] Like it was like coming in spurts, but it was like a big laugh when it would come in the spurts.
[00:18:27] Like it would be like a huge laugh here and then a huge laugh over here.
[00:18:33] So the joke landed very well.
[00:18:36] It's just, I stepped on that first, you know, like I didn't give it enough room to, to sink in.
[00:18:45] Man.
[00:18:46] And that's partially cause I was like trying to stick with my time.
[00:18:51] Cause John said, you know, five to seven minutes.
[00:18:55] So I was, you know, trying to be courteous of that and be respectful of, you know, I didn't want to like go too much over my time.
[00:19:05] Of course.
[00:19:09] So I think that's why I just kind of like steamrolled through it.
[00:19:12] But that happened several times during the show where I would say the setup and it would be something, you know, that shouldn't really get a laugh.
[00:19:19] Like I'd be like, I took my granny to a Chinese restaurant 10 years ago and that would get a laugh.
[00:19:26] Cause that is like, why, why?
[00:19:32] And that joke, that joke went really well too.
[00:19:35] And it's a true.
[00:19:39] Why did we hear, uh, what ride did you take your grandma to a Chinese restaurant 10 years ago?
[00:19:47] So the, the, uh, premise was she had never been to a Chinese restaurant and this is a true story.
[00:19:54] So they took her to it.
[00:19:56] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:19:57] Her balls didn't fall out.
[00:19:59] No, her balls didn't fall.
[00:20:01] Oh, she's, she, she's a lady.
[00:20:03] So her coochie fell out.
[00:20:04] That's what happened.
[00:20:05] My bad.
[00:20:06] She pulled a, she pulled a Sharon stone just had it all hanging out.
[00:20:13] Okay.
[00:20:16] Oh, you're good.
[00:20:18] So they brought out the fortune cookies and she didn't know there was like a piece of paper that with the fortune on it inside the fortune cookie.
[00:20:28] So she just takes the cookie and just like a vacuum.
[00:20:31] Just.
[00:20:33] She ate the paper.
[00:20:34] She ate the paper and everything.
[00:20:38] You, you ain't shit.
[00:20:39] I said, you just watch her chew the paper up.
[00:20:44] And of course, like we was reading our fortunes and we was like, granny, what does yours say?
[00:20:51] And she goes, well, I didn't know there was any paper in the, in the cookie.
[00:20:56] And still to this day, she's like, how do you know there's paper in the.
[00:21:03] You can see it sticking out the cookie.
[00:21:07] Your grandma was shit of the fortune.
[00:21:09] She did.
[00:21:10] She shit of the fortune.
[00:21:11] She.
[00:21:12] She.
[00:21:16] She.
[00:21:17] She.
[00:21:17] So yeah, that got a huge laugh.
[00:21:20] Yeah.
[00:21:22] That's good.
[00:21:24] You're going to eat the paper.
[00:21:25] Look, look, the fortune cookie.
[00:21:27] That's hilarious.
[00:21:29] And you got it.
[00:21:30] You got a lot of wild family, man.
[00:21:32] I do.
[00:21:32] I.
[00:21:32] That's why I try to joke about them a lot.
[00:21:35] Cause I mean, they give me plenty of material and I mean, I can do stupid stuff too.
[00:21:40] So like I had, I had this one joke that I'm wanting to tell at the theater about when we
[00:21:47] done yoga on the podcast.
[00:21:49] And I was like wearing like this red spandex, like women's yoga clothing.
[00:21:55] And it was like real tight.
[00:21:57] And I looked like an overweight incredible.
[00:22:00] Oh Lord.
[00:22:01] You got, uh, you, you did, you did yoga on the podcast.
[00:22:04] I did.
[00:22:06] It was, uh, it was, uh, it was.
[00:22:08] Well, y'all had a studio.
[00:22:09] Y'all had someone's yoga studio or just.
[00:22:12] No, we just did it in our studio and every, everybody wore like women's yoga clothing.
[00:22:19] And then John shows up and was like, well, boys.
[00:22:22] So first, first thing he showed up with was all the women's yoga clothing from the Goodwill.
[00:22:29] And he was like, each of us are going to wear this.
[00:22:32] And he hands me the red one.
[00:22:34] And it was like way too tight, way too small.
[00:22:38] I mean, I looked like, you remember the movie Incredibles?
[00:22:44] A little bit.
[00:22:45] That's what I looked like.
[00:22:46] Except if they had way too many little Debbie cakes.
[00:22:52] So then.
[00:22:55] Incredibly big.
[00:22:56] Yeah.
[00:22:56] I was incredibly big.
[00:23:00] So then he takes out a can of Bush's baked beans and goes, everybody has to take a bite of this before we do yoga.
[00:23:10] Of what?
[00:23:11] Bush's baked beans?
[00:23:12] Yeah.
[00:23:15] What?
[00:23:16] I guess he was thinking like, he got it at like food line or something.
[00:23:23] What is this?
[00:23:24] What is this?
[00:23:24] What is this?
[00:23:24] You're trying to get y'all to fart.
[00:23:26] Yeah, exactly.
[00:23:27] But I thought it would be funny instead of taking like a bite.
[00:23:32] Cause we dumped it in like a little container.
[00:23:37] And we're all just taking a spoon and eating it.
[00:23:41] Y'all didn't cook it for just straight out of the can.
[00:23:42] No, just straight out of the can.
[00:23:45] Hey, that is real white people.
[00:23:47] That is real white.
[00:23:49] We're just eating it cold.
[00:23:52] But I went, I went further.
[00:23:54] Microwave.
[00:23:55] Right.
[00:23:57] Just cold ass beans.
[00:24:00] Just cold ass beans.
[00:24:01] That's what we was eating.
[00:24:04] But I thought it would be funny instead of to take one bite.
[00:24:09] I was like, well, I might as well eat the whole container.
[00:24:12] You ate all of them?
[00:24:13] I did.
[00:24:14] I ate all of them.
[00:24:15] They were good.
[00:24:18] I ate them.
[00:24:19] Them bushes be hitting though.
[00:24:21] Oh, they were delicious.
[00:24:25] He ate raw beans.
[00:24:27] Look, are you one of these people when they say fully cooked on the package,
[00:24:31] do you eat it straight out of the package?
[00:24:34] No, I usually heat it up.
[00:24:37] Yeah, I usually heat it up.
[00:24:39] Like when he dumped those cold ass beans in the container,
[00:24:44] my first thought was, are we not going to heat this up a little bit first?
[00:24:48] And everybody just starts digging in.
[00:24:51] And I'm like, well, I might as well go with the flow.
[00:24:57] I guess we, I guess that's how I've been eating them wrong all this time.
[00:25:03] You just start eating raw.
[00:25:05] Just eating raw beans.
[00:25:06] It's just.
[00:25:09] I don't think they could.
[00:25:11] They have to be, uh,
[00:25:13] they have to cook a little more for me.
[00:25:16] Oh yeah.
[00:25:16] I was thinking the same thing, but I was just going with the flow.
[00:25:19] So I was like, okay, I'll eat them.
[00:25:22] I see people that eat like, like hot dogs right out the package.
[00:25:27] I'm like, yeah.
[00:25:29] I'm like, yeah.
[00:25:29] They say, uh, I noticed some of them are like sausages and stuff right out of the package.
[00:25:33] They say fully cooked.
[00:25:35] I know that's not me.
[00:25:37] Or like the bacon that says fully cooked.
[00:25:40] And all you got to do is like heat it in the micro.
[00:25:42] Yeah.
[00:25:43] That I can't do that.
[00:25:45] Can't do it.
[00:25:46] Yeah.
[00:25:47] I got it.
[00:25:48] Got to heat it up a little bit.
[00:25:50] That's what's up.
[00:25:53] Uh, I don't know, man.
[00:25:54] What's going on?
[00:25:55] I don't know what's going on.
[00:25:57] You've been keeping up with all the, uh,
[00:25:58] the news and all the, uh, popular stuff.
[00:26:03] All the stuff that's happening in the, in the news and entertainment.
[00:26:08] I don't, I don't really keep up with like that.
[00:26:10] What's, what's happening news?
[00:26:13] So I usually don't keep up with a whole lot of news,
[00:26:17] but I do keep up with like entertainment and like, you know,
[00:26:20] stuff that I'm interested in.
[00:26:22] Like, like what?
[00:26:24] Well, like I watched the new bad boys movie the other day.
[00:26:27] Have you seen it?
[00:26:29] Yeah, I did see that.
[00:26:31] Uh, ride or die.
[00:26:32] I believe that was the name of it.
[00:26:34] Yeah.
[00:26:35] Hilarious.
[00:26:36] Yeah.
[00:26:38] The Tiffany Haddish cameo had me wrong.
[00:26:43] Do you, do you, do you remember that scene where they're in the strip club?
[00:26:48] Yeah.
[00:26:49] And Martin Lawrence is like, Will or, or, uh, Mike, that's the character's name.
[00:26:55] He goes, Mike, all you have to do is close your eyes and stick out your tongue
[00:26:59] and she'll take care of the rest.
[00:27:02] And she'll take care of the rest.
[00:27:05] Yeah.
[00:27:08] Yeah.
[00:27:08] Hey man.
[00:27:09] Look, I love it when they put, when they have, uh, like multiple comics and movies.
[00:27:14] It's a.
[00:27:14] Right.
[00:27:15] I don't know.
[00:27:15] I feel like motivated and shit.
[00:27:18] When I see, when I see comics in the movies, like, you know, like Martin and Tiffany.
[00:27:22] That's like, that's, that's cool.
[00:27:23] And then you get great scenes like that.
[00:27:25] So.
[00:27:25] Oh, that was a hilarious scene.
[00:27:28] Probably.
[00:27:28] That was probably my favorite scene in the movie was those three just having fun.
[00:27:38] You're a pervert.
[00:27:40] You like to hear.
[00:27:43] She said, I'll give you guns and ammo.
[00:27:48] I don't know if you just eat this.
[00:27:51] I was dying laughing.
[00:27:54] And that was your part, right?
[00:27:55] That was.
[00:27:56] That was my favorite part.
[00:27:59] He was like, Oh, he reminded again.
[00:28:01] Tiffany said again.
[00:28:02] Yes, I will.
[00:28:05] That's exactly what I was thinking.
[00:28:07] I'm like, Will Smith is crazy.
[00:28:09] Cause I would have like rolled up my sleeves and everything.
[00:28:11] I'll be like, let's go.
[00:28:18] He said, let's roll up your sleeves.
[00:28:19] Yeah.
[00:28:20] I would have rolled up my sleeves.
[00:28:23] Put it on the hard hat.
[00:28:27] You said put on your hard hat.
[00:28:29] You stupid.
[00:28:31] He said, I want to make sure that follow my head while I'm giving head.
[00:28:43] So yeah, that was a funny interaction.
[00:28:46] And then the scene where they're on the, it was in the beginning and they're on the roof
[00:28:52] and he has a hospital gown on and they're hugging each other and the wind blows and it blows up the hospital gown.
[00:29:00] And you just see Martin Lawrence's ass hanging out.
[00:29:09] A trail of naked people follow you, Isaiah.
[00:29:14] Isaiah like ass in every form.
[00:29:17] I can't get away from it.
[00:29:23] Yes, you can.
[00:29:27] You look, Isaiah, with shit like they have me.
[00:29:30] You could even have the opportunity to look away, but you go.
[00:29:44] Oh, you're back.
[00:29:46] You lost me?
[00:29:47] Yeah, I have no clue what happened.
[00:29:50] I thought that were you.
[00:29:54] Y'all again?
[00:29:57] Moose, get your dick off the keyboard.
[00:30:03] Oh, is that how you, is that how you left the Zoom?
[00:30:08] Moose accidentally hit something with his dick and it knocked you off.
[00:30:12] That's why they call him Moose.
[00:30:15] I didn't hear it from him.
[00:30:18] Stupid.
[00:30:22] Hey, this is a random week.
[00:30:24] Who does this dude keep popping in?
[00:30:29] This is going to be the like most random episode because he's just going to pop in at random times.
[00:30:38] That's like a, who's that?
[00:30:40] Actually, those would be some of the best moments when people pop in, like when people do cameos for shows.
[00:30:47] Right.
[00:30:48] You know, you be watching something and then all of a sudden Snoop Dogg come out.
[00:30:54] And everybody starts clapping.
[00:30:56] Yeah, that's going to be Moose.
[00:30:58] He's just going to make random appearances throughout each show and everybody's just going to start Moose.
[00:31:07] What's up?
[00:31:10] Oh man.
[00:31:11] But yeah, I cannot get away from all that stuff.
[00:31:16] That's it.
[00:31:18] Oh man.
[00:31:19] So I got the, uh, sign it, son.
[00:31:21] What's going to say, Sunday?
[00:31:22] Sunday, yes.
[00:31:23] Sunday, uh, one of my good friends, uh, DS Sanders, he had 30 years in comedy.
[00:31:28] Wow.
[00:31:29] Yeah.
[00:31:30] He, uh, he recorded his, uh, special.
[00:31:32] I don't know where he's going to put it out.
[00:31:33] I went to, uh, to help support him and just help him.
[00:31:39] Uh oh.
[00:31:42] Hello.
[00:31:44] I hear you.
[00:31:45] Okay.
[00:31:46] Yeah.
[00:31:47] He got off, um, 30 years, man.
[00:31:49] It was good, man.
[00:31:50] So it was, uh, he had a bunch of people there and they came out to him.
[00:31:55] 30 years is a long time.
[00:31:57] Yeah.
[00:31:58] So when did he start?
[00:32:00] Like 90s?
[00:32:02] Man, what?
[00:32:02] 30?
[00:32:03] 30 years from?
[00:32:04] What is the, what is today?
[00:32:07] 2024?
[00:32:08] So two, 19.
[00:32:12] 1994.
[00:32:14] Yeah.
[00:32:14] 94.
[00:32:15] Cause what I was, what?
[00:32:17] Friggin seven.
[00:32:20] Wow.
[00:32:20] So you'd been like real little when he started.
[00:32:23] Man, I was like seven or eight.
[00:32:25] Right.
[00:32:25] Like seven years old.
[00:32:26] You'd been in like kindergarten when he started.
[00:32:30] That's a lot of coming.
[00:32:32] I was like, man, this is a, you know, that's a lot of time of telling jokes from in every
[00:32:37] family.
[00:32:37] Like he's good too.
[00:32:38] He's like, you could tell he's been doing it 30 years.
[00:32:41] He's like, uh, and he's a, uh, matter of fact, I was talking to him yesterday.
[00:32:46] He said, he's like, man, I don't write.
[00:32:49] Like, and I doesn't write anymore.
[00:32:51] He doesn't write.
[00:32:53] He just like, like, he's like, I don't write.
[00:32:55] He's like, not just cause I'm good.
[00:32:56] He's like, cause I'm lazy.
[00:32:58] That's why he just been doing it so long.
[00:33:01] He's like, I don't want to write anymore.
[00:33:03] Well, I mean, he comes up.
[00:33:05] He like, he was, we were joking last night.
[00:33:07] So, uh, it's just, uh, interesting.
[00:33:10] The, uh, to see people that have been doing it that long.
[00:33:14] Like to cause they've been, they've told jokes everywhere at this point.
[00:33:19] So, right.
[00:33:20] From theaters to every bar and place in America, 30 years.
[00:33:25] Then when he was doing the bars,
[00:33:28] and, uh, the bar.
[00:33:30] Yeah.
[00:33:31] When he was doing it, it was like saloon.
[00:33:34] They had the swinging barn bar doors.
[00:33:37] They were paying with chains when.
[00:33:40] They put coins on the counter.
[00:33:42] They was bartering to see him when he first started.
[00:33:46] It looked like the book of Eli.
[00:33:53] He was telling jokes by torch.
[00:33:59] Candlelight by lantern.
[00:34:02] Yeah.
[00:34:03] He's just holding up one of those candles.
[00:34:05] Like.
[00:34:06] I talked to him too.
[00:34:09] I was like, man, yeah.
[00:34:13] That's a lot, a lot of time and a lot of presidents.
[00:34:16] And a lot.
[00:34:18] That is a lot of presidents.
[00:34:20] My man got toast about George Washington.
[00:34:24] Like, like.
[00:34:26] From being that.
[00:34:29] He got Nixon.
[00:34:31] He's like that Thomas Jefferson.
[00:34:33] Boy, let me tell you something about him.
[00:34:37] No, that's a boy though.
[00:34:39] He's hilarious though.
[00:34:40] He's like.
[00:34:41] He's very funny though.
[00:34:43] But we got a chance to experience that.
[00:34:44] But.
[00:34:45] Yeah, man.
[00:34:46] It's a.
[00:34:47] It's cool to see.
[00:34:48] See people that have been doing it that long.
[00:34:50] And it was like.
[00:34:51] Right.
[00:34:52] So yeah.
[00:34:53] It's a.
[00:34:54] Yeah.
[00:34:54] Learn a lot.
[00:34:55] Cause you learn a lot.
[00:34:56] You got a lot more jokes to write.
[00:35:00] If you're going to be.
[00:35:01] Like you got to be in it 30 years.
[00:35:02] You got to write.
[00:35:04] If this was going to do.
[00:35:05] Do forever.
[00:35:06] Then you got to write a lot of jokes.
[00:35:08] I would like to see his joke book.
[00:35:11] Just to see all the jokes that he's wrote throughout the years.
[00:35:15] He don't got one.
[00:35:17] So he's.
[00:35:19] Like even when he first started.
[00:35:20] Jared.
[00:35:21] He didn't write anything.
[00:35:23] No.
[00:35:23] He's a hero.
[00:35:24] Like.
[00:35:25] He wrote.
[00:35:25] Like an outline.
[00:35:26] Or some stuff.
[00:35:26] That you want to talk about.
[00:35:28] Gotcha.
[00:35:29] Yeah.
[00:35:30] We'll need to get him on the show.
[00:35:34] And I tell you who else we need to get on the show.
[00:35:38] Don Garrett.
[00:35:39] Oh yeah.
[00:35:40] That's my boy.
[00:35:41] He was in with full.
[00:35:43] He did some time at John's show as well.
[00:35:46] I think he did like 30 minutes.
[00:35:48] Oh okay.
[00:35:49] Oh yeah.
[00:35:50] So.
[00:35:50] He was very.
[00:35:51] He was very hilarious.
[00:35:53] Yeah.
[00:35:54] That's a man.
[00:35:55] Me and done.
[00:35:57] When done used to come.
[00:35:58] This is back when.
[00:35:59] When I was in the house.
[00:36:00] He used to come.
[00:36:01] He used to.
[00:36:01] I used to have.
[00:36:03] Writing sessions in my basement.
[00:36:05] And I.
[00:36:06] Don was one of the people.
[00:36:07] A few of us came through.
[00:36:10] Jawan.
[00:36:10] Cap.
[00:36:11] I don't know if you know him.
[00:36:12] Uh.
[00:36:13] A few other people came through.
[00:36:14] But yeah.
[00:36:15] I would just have.
[00:36:15] I invite comics.
[00:36:16] And we do writing sessions at my house.
[00:36:18] And like.
[00:36:20] In my basement.
[00:36:21] And.
[00:36:22] Yeah man.
[00:36:23] We just.
[00:36:24] But yeah.
[00:36:24] Don.
[00:36:24] I've been knowing Don a long time.
[00:36:26] Better part.
[00:36:26] Maybe eight.
[00:36:27] Nine years now.
[00:36:28] Something like that.
[00:36:29] Gotcha.
[00:36:30] Yeah.
[00:36:30] And we got to.
[00:36:31] Do a tick tock together.
[00:36:33] Me.
[00:36:33] Him.
[00:36:33] And John.
[00:36:34] At the showing with.
[00:36:36] Like before showtime.
[00:36:38] Yeah.
[00:36:38] Cause there's this tick tock.
[00:36:39] That's trending.
[00:36:40] It's a Morgan Mullen.
[00:36:42] Song.
[00:36:44] Where he like.
[00:36:44] Walks out.
[00:36:45] Through like.
[00:36:46] This big arena.
[00:36:47] And stuff.
[00:36:48] And like.
[00:36:49] He's pulling.
[00:36:49] It's a Broadway girls.
[00:36:51] I believe.
[00:36:52] I know.
[00:36:53] What you're talking about.
[00:36:54] And it.
[00:36:55] Like his walkouts.
[00:36:56] Are trending.
[00:36:57] On tick tock.
[00:36:57] Cause he'll like.
[00:36:58] Be coming through this arena.
[00:36:59] And he'll be grabbing people.
[00:37:02] And they'll be like.
[00:37:03] You know.
[00:37:04] Snoop Dogg.
[00:37:05] Or you know.
[00:37:05] Whoever.
[00:37:06] Mm.
[00:37:07] So we was like.
[00:37:08] Doing that.
[00:37:09] We was like.
[00:37:09] Walking through the theater.
[00:37:11] And we took an elevator.
[00:37:12] Up to the stage.
[00:37:14] And stuff.
[00:37:15] Oh for real?
[00:37:15] That's what I did too.
[00:37:16] They had an elevator.
[00:37:18] Hey that's cool.
[00:37:18] So we just hopped on the elevator.
[00:37:20] And just rode it up.
[00:37:21] To the stage.
[00:37:22] And the audience.
[00:37:24] The audience.
[00:37:25] Hadn't got there yet.
[00:37:27] Mm.
[00:37:28] So the elevator comes up.
[00:37:29] To like.
[00:37:30] Up to the stage.
[00:37:31] And then.
[00:37:31] It opens up.
[00:37:33] Onto the stage.
[00:37:35] It.
[00:37:35] I think it like.
[00:37:36] Opened up to like.
[00:37:37] The side.
[00:37:38] Yeah.
[00:37:38] The side of the stage.
[00:37:40] Hey that's cool.
[00:37:42] That is cool.
[00:37:43] That's real cool.
[00:37:44] There you got like.
[00:37:45] That's like some.
[00:37:46] No.
[00:37:46] What is it?
[00:37:46] Kevin Harden.
[00:37:47] They be coming out the floor.
[00:37:49] They pop up.
[00:37:51] Fire sparks and shit.
[00:37:53] Behind them.
[00:37:54] Which I.
[00:37:54] It was still cool.
[00:37:55] You come off the elevator.
[00:37:56] Right.
[00:37:57] Was it the green room.
[00:37:58] Downstairs or something.
[00:37:59] Is that what it was?
[00:38:01] Yeah.
[00:38:01] The green.
[00:38:02] The green room was downstairs.
[00:38:04] It was a huge.
[00:38:05] It was.
[00:38:06] Well.
[00:38:06] So the theater.
[00:38:08] Looked kind of smaller.
[00:38:09] But once you got in it.
[00:38:10] It was like a maze.
[00:38:11] Like there was like.
[00:38:13] A whole lot of rooms.
[00:38:14] And a bunch of space.
[00:38:16] I mean you could get lost.
[00:38:17] In there.
[00:38:18] There was a couple times.
[00:38:20] There was one time.
[00:38:22] I grabbed John a drink.
[00:38:23] And.
[00:38:24] I grabbed his wife Jody a drink.
[00:38:26] And I'm coming back from the bar.
[00:38:28] And I'm like.
[00:38:29] Now where's the green room at again?
[00:38:31] And I had to ask somebody.
[00:38:33] I'm like.
[00:38:33] Where's the green room at?
[00:38:35] And then got lost.
[00:38:38] Hey that's cool man.
[00:38:40] So yeah.
[00:38:40] We was walking through.
[00:38:41] Like that theater.
[00:38:42] And like.
[00:38:43] John.
[00:38:44] Grabbed on.
[00:38:46] And.
[00:38:46] He was walking behind them.
[00:38:48] And everything.
[00:38:49] And then he grabbed me.
[00:38:50] And everything.
[00:38:51] It was a cool tick tock.
[00:38:53] That's cool man.
[00:38:53] Look.
[00:38:54] That's.
[00:38:54] That's what we should do.
[00:38:55] We should probably have.
[00:38:55] We should get John.
[00:38:57] And Don.
[00:38:58] Some of these other guys.
[00:38:59] On the show.
[00:39:00] Start inviting some guests.
[00:39:01] To the show.
[00:39:03] Oh yeah.
[00:39:04] That'd be cool.
[00:39:05] Yeah.
[00:39:07] Um.
[00:39:09] So did you do any time.
[00:39:11] At.
[00:39:12] Uh.
[00:39:12] DS Sanders show.
[00:39:14] No.
[00:39:15] No, no, no, no.
[00:39:15] I didn't do any time.
[00:39:17] I just.
[00:39:17] I went to record.
[00:39:19] Um.
[00:39:19] Get all his behind the scenes.
[00:39:21] Extra footage.
[00:39:23] Gotcha.
[00:39:23] So.
[00:39:24] Uh.
[00:39:24] Yeah.
[00:39:25] I mean.
[00:39:25] I've.
[00:39:26] I've.
[00:39:26] I've bought cameras.
[00:39:27] For my own personal.
[00:39:28] Like.
[00:39:29] For my own stand up.
[00:39:30] Uh.
[00:39:31] Uh.
[00:39:32] But then.
[00:39:33] I.
[00:39:33] You know.
[00:39:33] I go and help people all the time.
[00:39:35] So.
[00:39:36] When.
[00:39:36] And get them.
[00:39:36] As much.
[00:39:37] Yeah.
[00:39:38] Actually.
[00:39:38] Uh.
[00:39:40] Yeah.
[00:39:40] A lot of people that to.
[00:39:41] To support and help.
[00:39:42] So.
[00:39:42] It was.
[00:39:43] Uh.
[00:39:44] It goes well.
[00:39:45] Uh.
[00:39:45] All the production.
[00:39:46] So.
[00:39:48] Gotcha.
[00:39:49] So.
[00:39:49] When was the.
[00:39:50] Last.
[00:39:50] What was the last show you had?
[00:39:52] My last show.
[00:39:54] Where was I?
[00:39:55] Uh.
[00:39:59] Casino.
[00:40:00] Or the.
[00:40:03] Yeah.
[00:40:03] Probably at the casino.
[00:40:04] It was probably the last one.
[00:40:06] Like a week or so ago.
[00:40:07] Well.
[00:40:07] Maybe like two weeks or so now.
[00:40:10] Gotcha.
[00:40:10] But yeah.
[00:40:11] It's been.
[00:40:15] Yeah.
[00:40:15] I've been off about two weeks man.
[00:40:17] Gotcha.
[00:40:18] I can guess.
[00:40:19] I probably could pick up more shows.
[00:40:20] But.
[00:40:21] Um.
[00:40:22] I needed a break man.
[00:40:23] This is.
[00:40:24] Okay.
[00:40:25] That might.
[00:40:25] Your house get torn up at home.
[00:40:27] And you.
[00:40:27] Cause you're gonna be going all the time.
[00:40:29] So.
[00:40:29] Right.
[00:40:30] Come back and you have to fix everything.
[00:40:36] Yeah.
[00:40:37] So.
[00:40:39] So you had a casino.
[00:40:40] Was it at a.
[00:40:41] Uh.
[00:40:41] Cherokee.
[00:40:42] Yeah man.
[00:40:43] I've uh.
[00:40:44] I've been.
[00:40:45] Going out there.
[00:40:47] In the last year.
[00:40:48] Maybe.
[00:40:49] Eight.
[00:40:50] Nine times.
[00:40:51] Gotcha.
[00:40:52] I'll be.
[00:40:53] Yeah.
[00:40:53] I've got a residence.
[00:40:54] I'll be back at.
[00:40:55] Uh.
[00:40:56] In the September.
[00:40:57] So next month.
[00:40:58] I'll be.
[00:40:59] There again.
[00:41:00] First of.
[00:41:00] We got October.
[00:41:01] I'll be back again for.
[00:41:03] For another week basically.
[00:41:04] Cool.
[00:41:05] Yeah.
[00:41:06] So.
[00:41:07] It's uh.
[00:41:08] It's cool man.
[00:41:09] You get a chance to be.
[00:41:10] There.
[00:41:11] And then.
[00:41:11] I got shows this weekend too.
[00:41:13] Um.
[00:41:13] In Charlotte actually.
[00:41:15] Uh.
[00:41:16] Burstyn McCommie.
[00:41:17] I'm.
[00:41:17] At the Beehive.
[00:41:20] Performance.
[00:41:21] So I'm uh.
[00:41:22] Uh.
[00:41:23] And.
[00:41:24] Let's see what else.
[00:41:25] We've got the Spinnail shows coming back up.
[00:41:27] And.
[00:41:28] The Alabama shows.
[00:41:30] Uh.
[00:41:30] Starting back up now.
[00:41:31] So.
[00:41:32] Uh.
[00:41:33] Start about to start picking up again.
[00:41:35] Cool.
[00:41:36] Yeah.
[00:41:37] And then.
[00:41:37] Uh.
[00:41:38] We coming into.
[00:41:39] Back to school.
[00:41:40] So start back.
[00:41:40] Doing some colleges.
[00:41:42] So we got.
[00:41:43] Thoughts and stuff pending.
[00:41:44] What I'm.
[00:41:45] I haven't got nothing confirmed yet.
[00:41:47] So.
[00:41:47] I don't count none of it.
[00:41:49] Until it's.
[00:41:50] Until we've got a full confirmation.
[00:41:52] So.
[00:41:53] Yeah.
[00:41:54] School starts back up very soon.
[00:41:57] Yeah.
[00:41:57] Is any of your kids in school yet?
[00:41:59] Or.
[00:42:00] Man.
[00:42:02] Yeah.
[00:42:03] So.
[00:42:03] Uh.
[00:42:04] My daughter.
[00:42:05] She's uh.
[00:42:07] She's in the 10th grade.
[00:42:09] Gotcha.
[00:42:09] My uh.
[00:42:10] My oldest son.
[00:42:11] He's in the 9th grade.
[00:42:12] And then we've got a 4 year old too.
[00:42:14] So.
[00:42:15] Gotcha.
[00:42:16] He's uh.
[00:42:17] Actually.
[00:42:18] He's actually getting ready to.
[00:42:20] To uh.
[00:42:21] In about two weeks.
[00:42:23] He'll be back here.
[00:42:24] I'll be having him.
[00:42:25] Here.
[00:42:26] Until he starts kindergarten.
[00:42:27] So.
[00:42:28] Gotcha.
[00:42:29] He was in.
[00:42:29] He was going to daycare.
[00:42:30] So.
[00:42:30] We are.
[00:42:31] We're going to try to do some more.
[00:42:33] Home stuff.
[00:42:34] Learnings.
[00:42:35] Before we actually start school.
[00:42:38] Gotcha.
[00:42:38] Yeah.
[00:42:39] So you have a.
[00:42:40] A kid that's going into their freshman year of high school.
[00:42:44] Yeah.
[00:42:45] I got a 10th grader.
[00:42:46] The freshman.
[00:42:47] The one that's a 9th grader.
[00:42:49] Yeah.
[00:42:50] And then.
[00:42:50] Uh.
[00:42:51] One that will be starting kindergarten.
[00:42:54] This upcoming.
[00:42:55] Yeah.
[00:42:56] Upcoming school year.
[00:42:58] So next year he'll be.
[00:43:00] Okay.
[00:43:00] All right.
[00:43:01] So.
[00:43:02] But I can't even.
[00:43:03] So.
[00:43:03] My schedule.
[00:43:04] That's why I'm usually.
[00:43:05] It's one thing to the next.
[00:43:08] You got kids man.
[00:43:09] This is a.
[00:43:10] Isaiah.
[00:43:11] This is a life lesson for Isaiah.
[00:43:12] Wrap it up.
[00:43:15] You remember those commercials you just come out of you?
[00:43:17] Maybe a little young.
[00:43:20] Wrap it.
[00:43:21] Wrap it before you tap it.
[00:43:23] Is that what you're trying to do?
[00:43:25] That's it.
[00:43:26] Cover the stump before you hump.
[00:43:28] That's it.
[00:43:36] That's life.
[00:43:37] Life lessons with Ray.
[00:43:39] Yeah.
[00:43:39] That's it man.
[00:43:40] Let me tell you something.
[00:43:41] I've been.
[00:43:42] I've been told this multiple times.
[00:43:43] Not just by one person.
[00:43:45] It's by.
[00:43:46] But the first time I've heard it probably.
[00:43:49] Uh.
[00:43:50] We have.
[00:43:50] I was at a college conference.
[00:43:51] And one of the advisors.
[00:43:53] You know.
[00:43:53] There's students out there.
[00:43:54] Whatever.
[00:43:54] And then.
[00:43:55] At the end.
[00:43:56] During the.
[00:43:57] There's like break times.
[00:43:59] Where you can go.
[00:43:59] Just kind of hanging out.
[00:44:00] People go get drinks and stuff.
[00:44:02] And then like a.
[00:44:03] Like a jam session.
[00:44:04] Where the musicians from the.
[00:44:06] The performers that are coming.
[00:44:08] They just come out of a jam session.
[00:44:10] Uh.
[00:44:10] And after that.
[00:44:10] And they have drinks and stuff.
[00:44:12] And one of the advisors.
[00:44:13] We were just having drinks.
[00:44:14] It's like.
[00:44:14] Hey man.
[00:44:16] Uh.
[00:44:16] He was asking me these questions.
[00:44:18] Like how's it going?
[00:44:19] I was like man.
[00:44:20] Being a comic is always a struggle.
[00:44:21] I don't care.
[00:44:22] Until you make it big.
[00:44:24] You're.
[00:44:24] You're.
[00:44:25] You're kind of going.
[00:44:26] From one gig.
[00:44:27] You're gigging.
[00:44:28] So.
[00:44:29] Right.
[00:44:29] But he was.
[00:44:31] He was like.
[00:44:32] I was like man.
[00:44:33] He's like.
[00:44:34] He's like.
[00:44:34] You only.
[00:44:35] He said.
[00:44:35] You only broke.
[00:44:36] Cause you got kids.
[00:44:38] And that shit hit me deeply.
[00:44:40] When I tell you.
[00:44:41] I was like.
[00:44:42] What?
[00:44:42] I had to think about it.
[00:44:44] I was like.
[00:44:44] You right.
[00:44:47] I was like.
[00:44:48] I was like.
[00:44:49] You got kids man.
[00:44:51] Your.
[00:44:51] The money just.
[00:44:52] It just goes.
[00:44:53] It disappeared.
[00:44:56] When you.
[00:44:57] And like.
[00:44:57] I don't know.
[00:44:58] Like my sister.
[00:44:59] She was.
[00:45:00] She don't have any kids.
[00:45:01] So.
[00:45:02] I think she's been on.
[00:45:03] Probably about.
[00:45:05] Five cruises this year already.
[00:45:08] Good.
[00:45:08] Yeah.
[00:45:09] She.
[00:45:10] Five.
[00:45:11] You said five.
[00:45:13] She just got off one.
[00:45:14] Just probably.
[00:45:15] I'm late.
[00:45:16] Uh.
[00:45:19] Sundays.
[00:45:19] When she got back.
[00:45:20] Just from a three day.
[00:45:21] She done been on two.
[00:45:22] So.
[00:45:22] At least three.
[00:45:23] Three.
[00:45:23] I think she may be on a couple more.
[00:45:25] That I ain't really.
[00:45:26] Aware of.
[00:45:27] But she just got back one from Sunday.
[00:45:31] When she.
[00:45:32] So it's four.
[00:45:33] Because the one she did last.
[00:45:35] She did 11 days.
[00:45:36] And then.
[00:45:37] On.
[00:45:37] On.
[00:45:38] On.
[00:45:38] On the cruise.
[00:45:39] Eleven.
[00:45:41] Eleven days.
[00:45:42] Yes.
[00:45:43] I can't.
[00:45:43] I can't go to work for 11 days.
[00:45:45] Let alone cruise.
[00:45:48] Almost a two week cruise.
[00:45:50] The two week cruise.
[00:45:51] The staff knew her.
[00:45:53] Yeah.
[00:45:54] I'm like.
[00:45:54] Man.
[00:45:55] If you're on a boat.
[00:45:56] For two weeks.
[00:45:57] And you.
[00:45:57] Probably get accumulated to everybody.
[00:45:59] You're like.
[00:46:00] Hey.
[00:46:01] No.
[00:46:01] Like.
[00:46:01] Cheers.
[00:46:02] Or something.
[00:46:03] She knew it.
[00:46:03] She knew everybody.
[00:46:04] Because when other people.
[00:46:05] Like she.
[00:46:07] When everybody else got off the boat.
[00:46:09] She still had to get off the boat.
[00:46:10] So she told me.
[00:46:11] She had to get off the boat for a second.
[00:46:13] She left her stuff in the room.
[00:46:14] I guess.
[00:46:15] Whatever.
[00:46:15] But she had to come off.
[00:46:16] Or whatever their procedures.
[00:46:18] Or whatever.
[00:46:19] And then.
[00:46:20] I guess they do head count.
[00:46:22] And then.
[00:46:22] So they did their little count.
[00:46:24] And then.
[00:46:25] She got back on.
[00:46:26] And like.
[00:46:26] She said bye.
[00:46:28] The next week.
[00:46:28] Everybody there.
[00:46:29] Knew her name.
[00:46:30] Because now she's.
[00:46:31] They've seen her face.
[00:46:34] For.
[00:46:34] Damn near.
[00:46:38] A week or so.
[00:46:39] Just.
[00:46:39] And she don't look.
[00:46:40] Like the only familiar face.
[00:46:42] That's.
[00:46:43] Oh yeah.
[00:46:44] I mean.
[00:46:46] I mean.
[00:46:46] We gotta get rid of these kids.
[00:46:47] When.
[00:46:48] When.
[00:46:49] When she came back.
[00:46:50] From her fourth cruise.
[00:46:51] Was you like.
[00:46:52] Is it too late.
[00:46:53] To put all these kids up.
[00:46:54] For adoption.
[00:46:55] Man.
[00:46:57] I love them.
[00:46:58] Is that an option?
[00:47:01] Man.
[00:47:02] I love them.
[00:47:02] But.
[00:47:03] When you see this.
[00:47:04] It ain't no comparison.
[00:47:05] I'm like what?
[00:47:07] When you.
[00:47:07] When you hear.
[00:47:08] I just got back.
[00:47:10] From my fourth cruise.
[00:47:11] Are you like.
[00:47:11] Can I just abandon.
[00:47:12] All these.
[00:47:14] Effers.
[00:47:18] Man.
[00:47:19] I'm like.
[00:47:20] My wife.
[00:47:21] Look at each other.
[00:47:22] They get to act.
[00:47:23] We look at each other.
[00:47:27] No.
[00:47:28] We can't do nothing like that.
[00:47:29] But.
[00:47:30] It's all.
[00:47:31] I'm like look.
[00:47:34] Man.
[00:47:34] That.
[00:47:34] That freshman year though.
[00:47:36] Of high school.
[00:47:37] That has to be like.
[00:47:38] The toughest year.
[00:47:40] Of high school.
[00:47:42] So.
[00:47:42] I'm going to be praying.
[00:47:43] For your ninth grade term.
[00:47:46] Man.
[00:47:47] He's a.
[00:47:48] He's a trooper man.
[00:47:49] He makes friends.
[00:47:50] Every way he goes man.
[00:47:52] Like.
[00:47:52] He.
[00:47:53] It's not like a.
[00:47:54] I think that.
[00:47:55] He goes to.
[00:47:56] A private school.
[00:47:57] So.
[00:47:58] It's a little different.
[00:47:58] He goes to.
[00:48:00] To all boys school.
[00:48:02] Gotcha.
[00:48:02] So.
[00:48:03] It's a.
[00:48:03] It's a different type of.
[00:48:05] School.
[00:48:06] It's not like a regular public school.
[00:48:07] So.
[00:48:08] Right.
[00:48:09] Yeah.
[00:48:09] Because when I was going to school.
[00:48:11] Like.
[00:48:11] Everybody pulled pranks on all the freshmen.
[00:48:14] Like.
[00:48:14] You'd be trying to find the class.
[00:48:15] Like.
[00:48:16] Oh.
[00:48:16] Where is.
[00:48:17] Algebra one.
[00:48:18] And they'd start pointing you to the wrong direction.
[00:48:21] And then you would walk like.
[00:48:23] This way.
[00:48:24] And then you're like.
[00:48:25] Oh.
[00:48:25] I just walked into the wrong class.
[00:48:27] This is science.
[00:48:28] Not algebra.
[00:48:30] No.
[00:48:31] I mean.
[00:48:32] We got.
[00:48:33] My son goes to.
[00:48:34] The private.
[00:48:35] All boys.
[00:48:37] Pretty much.
[00:48:38] All boys.
[00:48:38] Black boys school.
[00:48:40] Man.
[00:48:40] Where.
[00:48:41] A bunch of.
[00:48:43] Mamas on they son.
[00:48:46] Yeah.
[00:48:46] Whoop your ass.
[00:48:47] You gonna keep it together.
[00:48:48] He gotta wear bow ties and shit.
[00:48:51] That's the.
[00:48:52] And.
[00:48:52] Soup.
[00:48:53] Jackets.
[00:48:54] They have to.
[00:48:55] Yeah.
[00:48:56] Yeah.
[00:48:56] So.
[00:48:57] Now.
[00:48:58] Does your.
[00:48:58] Older kids.
[00:48:59] Do they want to get into comedy or.
[00:49:02] So.
[00:49:02] My.
[00:49:03] My son has tried it.
[00:49:05] He is.
[00:49:06] He's been on stage.
[00:49:07] He did like when he was.
[00:49:09] Like.
[00:49:10] Eight.
[00:49:11] Or something like that now.
[00:49:12] Like he.
[00:49:12] He came to.
[00:49:13] He came on the road to some shows.
[00:49:15] And then.
[00:49:16] He actually.
[00:49:17] I tried it.
[00:49:18] The comedy zone.
[00:49:18] He went.
[00:49:19] He went up.
[00:49:19] Before me.
[00:49:21] And he talked trash about me.
[00:49:23] Before I went on stage.
[00:49:24] One.
[00:49:26] Yeah.
[00:49:26] I recorded it too.
[00:49:27] So.
[00:49:28] It was actually.
[00:49:29] Did he do good.
[00:49:30] Well good.
[00:49:30] He did alright man.
[00:49:31] He was just nervous.
[00:49:32] He didn't do.
[00:49:33] He didn't do the material.
[00:49:34] Like.
[00:49:35] Like he.
[00:49:36] He said he was.
[00:49:37] But.
[00:49:38] I mean.
[00:49:38] He.
[00:49:38] And then he did it again.
[00:49:39] One other day.
[00:49:41] It was like a little open mic.
[00:49:42] So yeah.
[00:49:42] He's.
[00:49:43] He's trying to hear it there.
[00:49:44] I think this is the thing.
[00:49:45] You.
[00:49:49] Stand up is.
[00:49:51] Often not viewed as a career.
[00:49:53] You're around it.
[00:49:54] You know.
[00:49:55] It's a.
[00:49:55] Until they realize.
[00:49:57] Until I hit it big.
[00:49:59] And then.
[00:50:00] You know.
[00:50:00] People were like.
[00:50:01] Alright.
[00:50:01] Let me.
[00:50:01] Let me see if I can do this.
[00:50:02] Right.
[00:50:03] You know.
[00:50:03] People.
[00:50:06] So.
[00:50:06] Did your son run any of the jokes by you.
[00:50:10] Or was it like.
[00:50:12] All.
[00:50:12] Yeah.
[00:50:13] All new.
[00:50:14] He ran about me.
[00:50:15] He ran about me.
[00:50:16] But he didn't do them.
[00:50:18] Uh.
[00:50:20] What's one of the jokes he did.
[00:50:22] Uh.
[00:50:27] I'm trying to think one of the jokes.
[00:50:37] I can't even remember one of them.
[00:50:39] No.
[00:50:39] I have to.
[00:50:41] I don't know he did one about Subway.
[00:50:44] He said.
[00:50:45] Uh.
[00:50:46] Uh.
[00:50:46] What he said.
[00:50:52] I can't even remember what the joke was.
[00:50:54] No.
[00:50:54] It was something about Subway.
[00:50:55] He usually be trying to bite my jokes.
[00:50:57] He'd tag off my jokes.
[00:50:59] I'd have a Subway joke.
[00:51:00] And he'll go write a Subway joke.
[00:51:02] Ha ha ha ha.
[00:51:03] Ha ha ha.
[00:51:04] Say something similar.
[00:51:06] So he'll just play off of one of your concepts.
[00:51:09] Yeah.
[00:51:10] Like.
[00:51:11] Turn it into his own.
[00:51:12] Yeah.
[00:51:13] Well I'm like.
[00:51:14] Hey.
[00:51:14] You.
[00:51:15] He feeds his own.
[00:51:16] And he.
[00:51:17] He'd be talking trash.
[00:51:18] Like.
[00:51:18] Yeah.
[00:51:19] You're not funny.
[00:51:21] Hey man.
[00:51:22] Hecklers come from everywhere.
[00:51:24] Ha ha ha.
[00:51:24] There was a heckler at John's show in Withful.
[00:51:28] When I did stand up.
[00:51:29] Really?
[00:51:31] Cause.
[00:51:32] Yeah.
[00:51:33] Was they heckling you?
[00:51:35] Yeah.
[00:51:35] They was heckling me.
[00:51:37] What'd they say?
[00:51:39] What'd they say?
[00:51:40] What'd they say?
[00:51:40] So.
[00:51:42] In that area where the show was at.
[00:51:44] Like.
[00:51:45] Like.
[00:51:45] All.
[00:51:47] All of the.
[00:51:50] Neighboring counties and stuff.
[00:51:52] Like.
[00:51:53] Uh.
[00:51:54] Is big into coal mining.
[00:51:57] Like.
[00:51:57] The county.
[00:51:58] So where were you.
[00:51:59] What was it called again?
[00:52:00] Where was it called again?
[00:52:01] The town.
[00:52:02] Is called Withful, Virginia.
[00:52:05] With.
[00:52:05] And it's.
[00:52:05] Yeah.
[00:52:06] With.
[00:52:07] And.
[00:52:08] Coal mining.
[00:52:08] Yeah.
[00:52:10] So it was in Southwest Virginia.
[00:52:12] My home.
[00:52:13] Area.
[00:52:14] Mm.
[00:52:14] And that area is known for coal mining.
[00:52:18] Mm.
[00:52:18] So I get up on stage.
[00:52:21] And I had asked if there was any coal miners in attendance.
[00:52:25] Cause my papa.
[00:52:26] I'm actually wearing his coal mining hat right now.
[00:52:32] Clinchfield Coal Company.
[00:52:33] I can't honestly see it.
[00:52:35] But.
[00:52:36] I gotcha.
[00:52:37] So I had asked if there was any coal miners in attendance.
[00:52:41] Cause there might have been.
[00:52:42] You never know.
[00:52:43] What is it?
[00:52:44] Cause I.
[00:52:44] And I was gonna like get them to like stand up.
[00:52:47] But there wasn't any.
[00:52:49] Mm.
[00:52:49] And this one guy shouted out.
[00:52:51] We're not in West Virginia buddy.
[00:52:56] What?
[00:52:58] Why did he say that to you?
[00:53:00] I have no idea.
[00:53:01] Yeah.
[00:53:02] And I'm thinking.
[00:53:04] And I said.
[00:53:05] It's on video and everything.
[00:53:07] I go.
[00:53:08] Well I'm from Daint, Virginia.
[00:53:09] And my papa worked in the coal mines for 54 years.
[00:53:15] And everybody just started clapping and stuff.
[00:53:19] That's interesting.
[00:53:21] That was all you said to him?
[00:53:22] Yeah.
[00:53:23] That's like I didn't.
[00:53:24] I wasn't mean or anything about it.
[00:53:26] I just said look.
[00:53:28] I don't know you.
[00:53:30] Cause my first thought was.
[00:53:32] Well maybe he's from.
[00:53:34] A different state.
[00:53:35] And he doesn't know.
[00:53:36] Much about the area.
[00:53:38] Cause I mean the area is very rich in coal mining.
[00:53:42] Like that's what it's known for.
[00:53:44] So are the people more ritzy?
[00:53:46] Where they were like.
[00:53:51] In the air.
[00:53:52] In the actual show.
[00:53:53] Was the guy like.
[00:53:54] Who was saying something.
[00:53:54] What he's saying like.
[00:53:56] Like when he said.
[00:53:57] We're not in West Virginia.
[00:53:58] In the air.
[00:53:59] Do you know what he's trying to say?
[00:54:01] I'm not sure what he.
[00:54:03] Was going for.
[00:54:04] I didn't even see the guy.
[00:54:05] Cause I mean.
[00:54:06] It was a bigger theater.
[00:54:07] And you know.
[00:54:08] The lighting.
[00:54:09] So I couldn't really.
[00:54:10] See who it was.
[00:54:11] I just heard from like.
[00:54:12] The far left side.
[00:54:14] We're not in West Virginia.
[00:54:17] And I was thinking.
[00:54:19] Maybe you said something.
[00:54:20] About West Virginia.
[00:54:22] No.
[00:54:22] I didn't even say anything.
[00:54:23] About West Virginia.
[00:54:25] Oh you didn't.
[00:54:26] He just said.
[00:54:27] We're not in West Virginia.
[00:54:29] And then.
[00:54:30] And at first.
[00:54:31] I didn't hear it.
[00:54:32] So I said.
[00:54:33] What did you say?
[00:54:35] And he said it again.
[00:54:37] He goes.
[00:54:37] We're not in West Virginia.
[00:54:40] And I'm.
[00:54:41] He didn't sound like that.
[00:54:43] By the way.
[00:54:43] But that's what we're.
[00:54:44] That's what we're going to go with.
[00:54:46] We ain't in West Virginia.
[00:54:48] See that's what you.
[00:54:49] You don't have to.
[00:54:51] Look.
[00:54:51] That's what you're supposed to talk.
[00:54:54] And throw it back to.
[00:54:56] Clearly he's lost y'all.
[00:54:59] He think he's in West Virginia.
[00:55:02] Someone just told him.
[00:55:06] He thinks he's in.
[00:55:07] Hey we'll get you back.
[00:55:10] Hey.
[00:55:16] We'll get you back.
[00:55:17] I was very polite about it.
[00:55:18] I was like.
[00:55:19] Look.
[00:55:19] My papa worked in one.
[00:55:21] And I'm from Virginia.
[00:55:22] So.
[00:55:23] There you go buddy.
[00:55:24] And then I just kept going on.
[00:55:26] And everybody started clapping and stuff.
[00:55:28] Cause he didn't say anything else.
[00:55:30] That just like shut him down.
[00:55:32] So.
[00:55:33] That's what's up.
[00:55:35] Yeah that little bit just.
[00:55:38] Is that.
[00:55:38] Yeah.
[00:55:39] I should have said.
[00:55:40] I think you're in the wrong state.
[00:55:42] Somebody.
[00:55:43] You know.
[00:55:43] Somebody take him back to West Virginia.
[00:55:46] Is this your first.
[00:55:48] Heckler encounter.
[00:55:49] That was my first heckler encounter.
[00:55:52] And I'm glad.
[00:55:54] I paused for a second.
[00:55:57] Because.
[00:55:58] What.
[00:55:59] My first thought.
[00:56:00] Wasn't what I actually said.
[00:56:03] My first thought.
[00:56:04] Was a lot more brutal than that.
[00:56:06] What you were going to say.
[00:56:06] What was your first thought.
[00:56:08] I was.
[00:56:10] We might have to cut this out.
[00:56:12] But I was going to say.
[00:56:13] Listen here.
[00:56:14] You fat.
[00:56:15] Fucker.
[00:56:16] And just start going on.
[00:56:21] Wow.
[00:56:21] We had it.
[00:56:22] Why you ain't saying that.
[00:56:25] I wanted to be respectful.
[00:56:29] You would have.
[00:56:29] You would have got the.
[00:56:30] You would have.
[00:56:31] You would have tore the.
[00:56:32] Place down.
[00:56:33] Oh I would have.
[00:56:34] That would have got a huge pop.
[00:56:36] If I would have said that.
[00:56:37] But I mean.
[00:56:38] I didn't know what the guy looked like.
[00:56:39] Like he might have.
[00:56:40] Like tried to beat me up or something.
[00:56:42] Hell.
[00:56:42] I don't know.
[00:56:42] You can't worry about that.
[00:56:43] You gotta go full throat.
[00:56:46] I mean.
[00:56:47] I didn't want.
[00:56:48] And I was trying to be a little bit cleaner.
[00:56:50] Oh.
[00:56:50] So.
[00:56:52] But that was my first thought.
[00:56:54] I was going to say.
[00:56:55] Listen here.
[00:56:56] You fat.
[00:56:59] So do you do.
[00:57:00] Like normally clean on each of the.
[00:57:02] On each of the.
[00:57:03] John shows.
[00:57:05] Yeah.
[00:57:05] I try to work clean.
[00:57:06] When he lets me do a guest spot.
[00:57:09] All right.
[00:57:10] You guys.
[00:57:10] Look.
[00:57:12] I did.
[00:57:13] I did.
[00:57:14] When I did the bit about granny eating the fortune cookie.
[00:57:17] No.
[00:57:18] This was a different bit.
[00:57:20] I did a bit about.
[00:57:21] My dad.
[00:57:23] Hiding.
[00:57:24] A bunch of Easter eggs.
[00:57:26] In a tool shed.
[00:57:28] And nobody found an Easter egg.
[00:57:30] But.
[00:57:30] In that bit.
[00:57:31] I did say.
[00:57:32] Ass.
[00:57:33] Nobody found an Easter egg.
[00:57:34] Yeah.
[00:57:35] Nobody found an Easter egg.
[00:57:37] You know how you hid him in the tool shed.
[00:57:38] And put a lock on it.
[00:57:40] Yeah.
[00:57:40] We did.
[00:57:41] We put the lock on it.
[00:57:42] And everything.
[00:57:43] And they.
[00:57:44] Nobody ever found it.
[00:57:45] Hey.
[00:57:45] We told my cousins.
[00:57:47] Coco and stuff was like.
[00:57:48] The Easter eggs are hid.
[00:57:50] Y'all go look for him.
[00:57:51] And my granny.
[00:57:53] Doesn't have a big backyard.
[00:57:55] I mean.
[00:57:56] It might be like half an acre.
[00:57:58] At best.
[00:57:59] At best.
[00:58:02] And they searched.
[00:58:04] For like.
[00:58:05] 50 minutes.
[00:58:07] Like.
[00:58:08] I mean.
[00:58:09] They was searching hard.
[00:58:11] They was reaching in trees.
[00:58:13] You know.
[00:58:13] Looking under rocks.
[00:58:15] He ain't.
[00:58:16] He ain't.
[00:58:16] Look.
[00:58:16] He ain't put no eggs out.
[00:58:18] See.
[00:58:19] I'm gonna.
[00:58:20] Y'all go look for.
[00:58:22] And the tool shed.
[00:58:22] He put the eggs back in the refrigerator.
[00:58:26] All right.
[00:58:26] They out there in the yard.
[00:58:27] So we're gonna look.
[00:58:31] And the tool shed is right in the middle of the yard.
[00:58:34] He put one egg out there.
[00:58:37] And put the rest of them away.
[00:58:40] And we put the lock on it.
[00:58:42] And everything.
[00:58:42] And they're just walking all around the tool shed and stuff.
[00:58:46] So in that bit.
[00:58:47] I did use.
[00:58:48] Just like a little bit of language.
[00:58:50] I said ass.
[00:58:51] And then I said bitch.
[00:58:52] And that was it.
[00:58:54] Hmm.
[00:58:54] And then the rest of everything was.
[00:58:57] You know.
[00:58:58] Clean.
[00:58:58] Clean.
[00:59:00] Yeah.
[00:59:01] I don't know.
[00:59:02] I guess that's the.
[00:59:03] I cuss sometimes.
[00:59:05] I mean.
[00:59:05] With the.
[00:59:06] When I'm on stage.
[00:59:07] Sometimes.
[00:59:08] I cuss a lot.
[00:59:10] And sometimes.
[00:59:11] I'll go clean.
[00:59:11] It just depends on the.
[00:59:13] The day.
[00:59:14] But.
[00:59:16] But now.
[00:59:17] It's a show.
[00:59:18] Yeah.
[00:59:19] Now.
[00:59:19] At.
[00:59:19] The show in Abingdon.
[00:59:21] I did get a little bit.
[00:59:23] Dirtier.
[00:59:24] Like.
[00:59:24] I made a joke about the.
[00:59:25] Hock to a girl.
[00:59:27] Do you know who I'm talking about?
[00:59:29] Yeah.
[00:59:30] Where she's like.
[00:59:30] Hock to a spit on that.
[00:59:34] When she said that.
[00:59:36] I was like.
[00:59:36] Daggone.
[00:59:37] I hope that girl is single.
[00:59:40] Cause I need that woman in my life.
[00:59:43] The only.
[00:59:45] The only dick sucker.
[00:59:47] More memorable than her.
[00:59:48] Is Monica Lewinsky.
[00:59:53] The only.
[00:59:54] Oh man.
[00:59:55] But.
[00:59:57] I think everybody.
[00:59:59] When she said.
[01:00:00] It's super.
[01:00:04] We never actually seen her do it.
[01:00:07] We just kinda.
[01:00:08] She sounded like she could do it.
[01:00:11] When she said that.
[01:00:13] That I believe.
[01:00:13] Every man in America.
[01:00:15] Was like.
[01:00:15] Man.
[01:00:16] I hope she starts up.
[01:00:17] A porn hub account.
[01:00:18] Real quick.
[01:00:19] Stupid.
[01:00:23] And the thing about it is.
[01:00:24] Is she seems so sweet.
[01:00:26] At first.
[01:00:26] Like.
[01:00:27] She was a real sweet.
[01:00:28] Like.
[01:00:29] She seemed like.
[01:00:29] She would be the type of lady.
[01:00:31] That would like.
[01:00:31] Make you a good corn bread.
[01:00:33] And give you.
[01:00:34] A nice glass of sweet tea.
[01:00:36] And then she goes.
[01:00:38] Hot.
[01:00:41] He said corn bread and sweet tea.
[01:00:43] Is that what she liked before.
[01:00:45] That's what.
[01:00:46] I mean.
[01:00:46] That's the type of girl.
[01:00:47] She seemed like.
[01:00:48] She seemed like.
[01:00:48] She would make a nice.
[01:00:49] Pan of corn bread.
[01:00:53] Really?
[01:00:55] But.
[01:00:56] Listen.
[01:00:57] That's my criteria.
[01:01:00] Lady.
[01:01:00] Any single ladies.
[01:01:02] That are gonna be listening to this.
[01:01:03] That is my criteria.
[01:01:05] You have to make a good corn bread.
[01:01:07] And sweet tea.
[01:01:08] And a good sweet tea.
[01:01:09] Hey.
[01:01:10] I ain't gonna lie.
[01:01:11] That's.
[01:01:12] That's.
[01:01:12] That's kind of my criteria.
[01:01:17] You can make some sweet tea.
[01:01:18] And you can make some corn bread.
[01:01:20] I mean.
[01:01:20] If.
[01:01:20] If you could do those two good.
[01:01:22] You could kind of do a lot of stuff.
[01:01:24] Right.
[01:01:26] If you don't make a good corn bread.
[01:01:28] That means you can bake.
[01:01:30] It means you can make other items as well.
[01:01:33] That.
[01:01:33] That are baked.
[01:01:34] If you can make tea.
[01:01:35] You know how to.
[01:01:36] To measure.
[01:01:37] You know how to taste stuff.
[01:01:38] Which means you're gonna know how to make it.
[01:01:40] Because everybody put too.
[01:01:41] Everybody.
[01:01:41] You can't put.
[01:01:42] You can't make it strong enough.
[01:01:44] Oh man.
[01:01:45] Let me tell you something.
[01:01:46] My mama make the best sweet tea ever.
[01:01:49] Like.
[01:01:49] Like.
[01:01:50] Like.
[01:01:50] I've had comics come to my mom's house.
[01:01:53] To my parents house.
[01:01:54] And she made them tea.
[01:01:56] One of the comics say.
[01:01:58] His name is Dickie D.
[01:01:59] Let's see if we can get him on the podcast.
[01:02:01] He's.
[01:02:01] He wasted some.
[01:02:02] He said.
[01:02:03] He said.
[01:02:04] On the carpet.
[01:02:05] And my mom went to clear.
[01:02:06] He said no ma'am.
[01:02:07] Don't you do that.
[01:02:08] This tea's so good.
[01:02:09] I'm gonna suck it out the carpet.
[01:02:13] He's stupid.
[01:02:14] He's.
[01:02:15] He's.
[01:02:15] He's.
[01:02:17] He's.
[01:02:18] He's.
[01:02:18] He's.
[01:02:18] He's.
[01:02:18] He's.
[01:02:18] He's.
[01:02:30] He's.
[01:02:31] He's.
[01:02:33] He's.
[01:02:34] He's.
[01:02:36] He's.
[01:02:58] He's.
[01:03:01] He's.
[01:03:01] He's.
[01:03:03] He's.
[01:03:08] He's.
[01:03:11] He's.
[01:03:25] He's garage.
[01:03:26] at a nursing home, I do drink
[01:03:28] ginger ale from time to time.
[01:03:31] But sweet
[01:03:32] tea, that is usually my go-to.
[01:03:34] And I cannot drink unsweet tea.
[01:03:36] Whoever drinks unsweet
[01:03:38] tea should be tarred and feathered
[01:03:40] and hung by
[01:03:42] the neck.
[01:03:44] If you drink unsweet tea,
[01:03:46] you are not human.
[01:03:49] Listen to me,
[01:03:50] I just drink unsweet tea.
[01:03:52] There you go.
[01:03:58] See, that's the shit people
[01:04:00] that drink unsweet tea do.
[01:04:03] Yeah, exactly.
[01:04:06] Just pop in whenever they want to
[01:04:08] and be like, listen.
[01:04:09] Moose is a serial killer.
[01:04:11] Yup.
[01:04:12] He drink unsweet tea and he be
[01:04:15] doing computer shit with no pants on.
[01:04:19] That's right.
[01:04:20] That's my MO.
[01:04:25] Hey, man, well, look.
[01:04:26] I got a road, man.
[01:04:27] I got some, uh...
[01:04:28] I'm taking some training classes, man.
[01:04:30] So, for my tax courses,
[01:04:32] business, small business tax stuff, man.
[01:04:34] So, I'm always...
[01:04:35] I got classes that I gotta get to.
[01:04:38] Oh, really?
[01:04:39] Yeah, man.
[01:04:40] So, we are...
[01:04:42] So, this is episode three of...
[01:04:45] It's number three.
[01:04:46] We gonna just keep coming on here
[01:04:48] talking shit.
[01:04:49] Mm-hmm.
[01:04:49] Moose gonna keep jumping in.
[01:04:55] He's just gonna be popping in with his cameos
[01:04:58] about how he drinks unsweet tea
[01:05:00] and does Zoom in his underwear
[01:05:02] and knocks you off the Zoom with his...
[01:05:06] Hey.
[01:05:07] Hey, we...
[01:05:08] Now,
[01:05:09] Moose pops in when he gets triggered.
[01:05:12] I'm gonna be trying to think of shit
[01:05:14] to say to make Moose pop in.
[01:05:22] Yeah, we're just gonna have to think about stuff
[01:05:24] that would get Moose triggered.
[01:05:26] Oh, I know how to get them triggered real quick.
[01:05:28] Let's see if it works.
[01:05:29] Let's see if it works.
[01:05:30] The Grateful Dead is terrible.
[01:05:34] You shut your goddamn mouth out there.
[01:05:36] There you go.
[01:05:37] I can jump in so fast.
[01:05:41] I can mute you too.
[01:05:43] Hey, me and my money gonna start our own podcast.
[01:05:46] I'll say it.
[01:05:47] It ain't probably too.
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