That Ain’t Gravy!

In today’s episode of Unplanned & Unashamed Ray and Isaiah talk about their Thanksgiving meals and Isaiah shares his recipe for cooking turkey. Does his recipe include two gallons of Milo’s sweet tea?!? And Isaiah briefly talks about making a Christmas list for his mom at 23 years old! Then to wrap up the episode Ray, Isaiah, and Moose get into a discussion about the incident at the Butterball turkey factory in Arkansas. Trust me, y’all are going to wanna hear this!

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[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.

[00:00:17] And we're off! Another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed.

[00:00:23] We back! Back again!

[00:00:26] We're back for our eavesdroppers.

[00:00:30] Yeah man, look. I don't know, what's up, man?

[00:00:35] Nothing much. Did you have a good Thanksgiving?

[00:00:38] Yeah man, we had a good one, man. It was pretty chill, pretty chill.

[00:00:44] We ate some food and yeah, that's pretty much it. Just trying to hug out with family.

[00:00:51] Gotcha. I smoked a turkey this year.

[00:00:55] You smoked a turkey?

[00:00:57] Yeah, I did the turkey this year. I soaked it.

[00:01:02] You did the turkey?

[00:01:03] You brine, what they call it? Brine in the turkey?

[00:01:05] Yeah, I think that's like the technical term for it is brine.

[00:01:09] You put it in a little thing. You don't know what you were doing.

[00:01:12] You just putting it in water for a couple days with some ice.

[00:01:19] How you seasoning your turkey, Isaiah?

[00:01:21] So I got this brine kit at Aldi's.

[00:01:27] And then I took, I got this meat bag and dropped the turkey down in there, put the seasoning in there.

[00:01:33] And then I took two gallons of Milo's tea, which is the best sweet tea there is if you can't make it homemade.

[00:01:40] Uh huh.

[00:01:41] And I just dumped it in that bag and soaked it.

[00:01:44] Put it to me?

[00:01:44] Yeah, sweet tea.

[00:01:46] You soaked the turkey in sweet tea?

[00:01:48] Mm hmm.

[00:01:50] That's about as country as it gets.

[00:01:53] Oh, it makes it real moist.

[00:01:55] Do it taste like tea?

[00:01:56] No, it doesn't taste like tea.

[00:01:59] You get a little bit of like the sweet flavor at the end.

[00:02:04] Mm hmm.

[00:02:05] But when I took it out of that brine or what marinade, whatever you want to call it.

[00:02:12] Yeah.

[00:02:14] I took Yellowstone cowboy barbecue rub that has like a lot of spices in it.

[00:02:21] Yeah.

[00:02:21] And I just put it all over the turkey.

[00:02:23] And then my mom, she made some like butter and I sprinkled some of that cowboy rub in it.

[00:02:29] And we put it underneath the skin.

[00:02:32] Oh man.

[00:02:34] That sounds like, look, it sounds interesting.

[00:02:36] I'm just, I don't know how I feel about the tea though.

[00:02:39] It may probably good though.

[00:02:40] It was good.

[00:02:41] Oh, it was delicious.

[00:02:43] That tea makes the difference because it makes it real juicy and moist.

[00:02:47] And wait, you said you fried it or no, you smoked it?

[00:02:49] You smoked it.

[00:02:49] I popped it in the smoker.

[00:02:53] Oh, right.

[00:02:55] How long you had to smoke it?

[00:02:57] Let's see.

[00:02:57] I think I did five hours at 180.

[00:03:03] I know smoke.

[00:03:04] No, tell you.

[00:03:08] And then after it came out of the smoker, I did like those guys did at the butterball plant.

[00:03:14] Were they shaking it in the meat?

[00:03:15] I'm so long.

[00:03:17] You didn't hear about that?

[00:03:19] Uh-uh.

[00:03:20] What?

[00:03:21] I think this is true.

[00:03:23] In 2016, a bunch of guys got fired at the butterball plant for having hanky panky with the turkeys.

[00:03:31] What?

[00:03:32] Yeah.

[00:03:33] Wait a minute.

[00:03:35] Wait a minute.

[00:03:36] Wait a minute.

[00:03:37] Wait a minute.

[00:03:42] Wait a minute.

[00:03:42] At the plant?

[00:03:43] At the butterball plant.

[00:03:44] They got them.

[00:03:45] And I think they caught them on camera.

[00:03:47] And I hope this is true.

[00:03:48] It might be just like something fake.

[00:03:51] And fabricated.

[00:03:53] Man.

[00:03:54] I'm like, look, that's saddening, man.

[00:03:56] You can't even enjoy Thanksgiving.

[00:03:59] Right?

[00:03:59] You'd be eating that and be like, what's the salty taste for?

[00:04:04] That's disgusting.

[00:04:06] Why is it over?

[00:04:07] Why is it over?

[00:04:08] I don't know.

[00:04:11] Oh, my God.

[00:04:13] MJ, you done messed me up now.

[00:04:15] I don't want to eat no turkey sandwiches.

[00:04:17] No.

[00:04:19] Thanksgiving ruined.

[00:04:22] Thanksgiving's ruined.

[00:04:24] It might be false, but I'm pretty sure a few years back they did get caught on camera.

[00:04:29] And it wasn't just like.

[00:04:30] They need their ass beat.

[00:04:31] Whoever they is.

[00:04:34] And it wasn't like dead turkeys either.

[00:04:38] Like they was doing both.

[00:04:40] Like they was doing dead turkeys and alive turkeys.

[00:04:44] Wait, what?

[00:04:45] Yeah.

[00:04:46] They were.

[00:04:48] Freaky ass white boys.

[00:04:50] I ain't see my bad.

[00:04:51] Yeah.

[00:04:53] They was probably white and redneck.

[00:04:55] They was probably like people off of deliverance.

[00:04:59] That's what they was like.

[00:05:01] My bad.

[00:05:01] I just don't see Jamal doing that.

[00:05:04] At the plant.

[00:05:05] He trying to get the staff leader though.

[00:05:08] Yeah, Jamal would just be like, did you see what they was doing?

[00:05:13] He ain't messing with the turkey, but he definitely messing with the shift

[00:05:16] leader.

[00:05:18] Oh.

[00:05:20] Oh.

[00:05:21] That's disgusting, man.

[00:05:24] Yeah, that is disgusting.

[00:05:25] I hope that it's false.

[00:05:27] But if it's, if it's true.

[00:05:29] It gotta be false, man.

[00:05:31] Cause like that, that, that would be on the news.

[00:05:34] I presume.

[00:05:35] Right.

[00:05:35] Well, I think Moose was working at the butterball plant and he was one of the people involved

[00:05:40] in it.

[00:05:42] Hey man.

[00:05:43] Moose gotta chime in right now.

[00:05:45] I don't know.

[00:05:48] Look, that's a.

[00:05:50] Oh, no.

[00:05:51] He's probably off doing that right now as we speak with, with one of those butterball

[00:05:56] turkeys.

[00:05:57] Nah, man.

[00:05:58] That's disgusting, man.

[00:05:59] I ain't gonna put that.

[00:06:00] Moose wouldn't do that.

[00:06:02] I ain't gonna say.

[00:06:04] How would you explain that?

[00:06:06] Like, if, if you were ever to like go out on a date with a girl and she asked you like,

[00:06:12] you know, what are some of the people that you've been with?

[00:06:15] How would you?

[00:06:17] Well, there was Darlene and then Lindsay and then Tom the turkey.

[00:06:27] Have you, have you, who all of you ever been intimate with?

[00:06:31] You had lunch?

[00:06:34] That's disgusting.

[00:06:36] And I mean, surely to goodness, like once you do that with the turkey, there's no going

[00:06:42] back to the human, you know, and the female anatomy.

[00:06:47] That's what I mean.

[00:06:49] Yeah, that's, that's, that's something different now.

[00:06:54] Oh, man.

[00:06:55] Like I, I can't imagine some girl being like, oh, you, you know, had sex with a turkey.

[00:07:03] It sure that's, you know, go bed down together.

[00:07:07] Nah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a firm choice right there.

[00:07:11] That is a firm choice.

[00:07:13] Once you make that decision, you got, you know.

[00:07:16] Because turkey, generally turkeys are frozen at the beginning.

[00:07:20] Well, I can't say if they worked at the plant though, but it was catching frozen turkeys and, and

[00:07:28] that's disgusting, man.

[00:07:30] I just, I just wonder who walks past a Thanksgiving turkey laying on like whatever conveyor belt

[00:07:37] they, somebody's sick.

[00:07:38] And then there's like, something, they, they go.

[00:07:42] I just.

[00:07:44] I just.

[00:07:45] I'm going to get turned on every, every time at dinner.

[00:07:48] He's just ride by, ride by restaurants.

[00:07:55] He just.

[00:07:56] I'm by restaurants.

[00:07:57] Oh, you see the gas.

[00:07:58] You see the.

[00:08:00] You see the.

[00:08:00] The turkeys on sale.

[00:08:02] I be down.

[00:08:03] Look at all these hoes.

[00:08:07] Look at all these hoes on sale.

[00:08:10] Since the pound.

[00:08:12] You can't beat it.

[00:08:13] Well, you can.

[00:08:17] You can't beat that man.

[00:08:23] But yeah, we, we had a good Thanksgiving.

[00:08:27] That's a different Brian.

[00:08:29] Right.

[00:08:30] That is a different Brian.

[00:08:33] No, that's not Brian.

[00:08:34] That's Brian.

[00:08:38] But yeah, we, and mama made chicken and dumplings.

[00:08:42] She did stuff.

[00:08:44] And what else did she do?

[00:08:45] She did cream corn.

[00:08:46] I mean, we had a daggone feast.

[00:08:51] Man, we got to, uh, right.

[00:08:53] Coming to a new year, man.

[00:08:55] You got any new year's resolution?

[00:08:57] I don't know.

[00:08:59] I'm not real big on new year's resolutions.

[00:09:02] Okay.

[00:09:03] I feel like, you know what?

[00:09:05] Just another year.

[00:09:08] Exactly what I think of.

[00:09:09] I'm just like, well, it's just another year.

[00:09:12] Oh man.

[00:09:13] Yeah.

[00:09:14] Yeah.

[00:09:14] I mean, I guess it's good to have some sort of, it don't have to necessarily be at the

[00:09:18] top of the year, but to make some sort of a commitment, I guess, to start fresh.

[00:09:26] I think that's the thing every year or the year in review.

[00:09:29] Have you seen like the, you go back and look at all the stuff you did in the year.

[00:09:32] You go, man, I did all that.

[00:09:34] At least I do.

[00:09:34] I'll be like, I'll be forgot.

[00:09:37] I don't think I've ever done a year in review.

[00:09:41] No, I mean, that is no, I've never done a year in review, but I mean, that is something

[00:09:46] cool to do.

[00:09:48] What I mean, I kind of just look, I just, you know, taking pictures and stuff, stuff

[00:09:52] you've taken pictures with over the year.

[00:09:55] I think my phone just pulled some of this stuff up so you can see some of the stuff that

[00:09:59] you've done over the course of, at least what you've taken a picture of, so you can see

[00:10:03] what you did and it kind of goes like month by month.

[00:10:07] It's pretty cool, man.

[00:10:09] I mean, I forgot I was out there swimming in the lake and doing all that.

[00:10:16] With those dissolvable swimming trunks.

[00:10:20] What?

[00:10:22] Yeah.

[00:10:24] Mm-mm.

[00:10:28] I'm going to break those dissolvable swimming trunks out eventually.

[00:10:32] That I bought off Amazon.

[00:10:35] You be, you be just, you be just, see that's a single dude with no, with no kids.

[00:10:42] That's, he just be buying random shit.

[00:10:45] That's exactly what I mean.

[00:10:46] That ain't just pop up in your time, in your search bar like just as a recommendation.

[00:10:52] No, I had to go tap that.

[00:10:54] You ain't looking for, for stuff like that.

[00:10:58] It's dissolvable and he spelled it wrong.

[00:11:00] You had to go back.

[00:11:02] It did.

[00:11:03] It's dissolvable.

[00:11:07] It did.

[00:11:07] And then it pulled up a bunch of drawers.

[00:11:13] But now listen, listen.

[00:11:16] They got all different kinds of dudes.

[00:11:20] If you ever want to prank your wife, they have dissolvable one piece bikini.

[00:11:26] Dude.

[00:11:28] See, we don't rock like that.

[00:11:31] Your wife would probably kill you, wouldn't she?

[00:11:35] Man, what?

[00:11:39] Yeah, that would, that would, she said before I would get out the house.

[00:11:45] Is she there with you right now?

[00:11:47] Yep, she on the other side of the, on the other side of the camera.

[00:11:52] Yep.

[00:11:53] It'd be, that's what it is.

[00:11:54] She is one of the designated eavesdroppers.

[00:11:59] She be eavesdropping even when, when I don't want her to.

[00:12:05] That look, that's like your mom, your mom just come in.

[00:12:08] What?

[00:12:08] I like, oh, how you doing, miss?

[00:12:13] It's good though, look.

[00:12:16] Sometimes I be looking for the, we be talking, I'm like, I look over and see it reaction.

[00:12:20] Oh, okay.

[00:12:24] She's been trying to mind her business, but she, she can't, but so she knows it.

[00:12:31] Yeah, my mom, she's a designated eavesdropper too sometimes.

[00:12:38] Like I'll be talking to people on the phone and she'll just chime in and they'll be like, who's that?

[00:12:43] And I'm like, oh, that's my mom.

[00:12:46] Hey, everybody do that though.

[00:12:49] So like good conversation, they just stop.

[00:12:54] Stop what they doing to make sure they don't miss nothing.

[00:12:58] Right.

[00:13:02] Nah, man.

[00:13:03] This is like, look, what's that on your refrigerator back there?

[00:13:07] Where the, you got a...

[00:13:11] It's a bunch of like different artwork.

[00:13:15] You still got your kid artwork from you a little?

[00:13:18] No, that's some of my sister's artwork because I am not much of an artist.

[00:13:23] Like...

[00:13:25] Yeah, I have a younger sister.

[00:13:29] She's 20.

[00:13:30] 20?

[00:13:31] Oh, she ain't that much younger than you.

[00:13:33] Y'all grown.

[00:13:35] Is it just the two of y'all?

[00:13:37] Yeah, it's just the two of us.

[00:13:39] Man, that's why your mom sounds so happy.

[00:13:41] She getting y'all out to house soon.

[00:13:43] It's coming.

[00:13:45] That is why she's such a...

[00:13:47] She's always in a chirping moon.

[00:13:49] Is that pops in the background?

[00:13:51] That's my stepdad in the back.

[00:13:53] What up, stepdad?

[00:13:56] He hear me, he eavesdrop too.

[00:13:59] Yeah, he's an eavesdropper too.

[00:14:02] That's how...

[00:14:03] That's how dudes be doing to come in the kitchen.

[00:14:05] He ain't getting nothing.

[00:14:10] He came and got the same thing three times.

[00:14:14] He came and got a little Keurig pod three times in a row.

[00:14:20] Then came back and get a splash of creamer, leave it on the counter.

[00:14:24] Come back, get another splash of creamer.

[00:14:29] And then come back and got a little sugar packet.

[00:14:32] Came back, got another...

[00:14:33] And then he came back and got a sugar packet.

[00:14:36] Yeah, so he can listen.

[00:14:38] Just download the episode.

[00:14:39] We need downloads.

[00:14:41] Yeah, there you go.

[00:14:43] That's what I'll start telling him.

[00:14:44] You don't have to eavesdrop.

[00:14:45] Just download the episodes and listen on your AirPods.

[00:14:49] Yeah, it's better quality like that.

[00:14:54] It is.

[00:14:55] It's hard though, right?

[00:14:56] Well, you gotta listen through that door like that.

[00:15:01] Nah, I'm just playing.

[00:15:04] So no plans?

[00:15:06] Any Christmas plans?

[00:15:07] Um, I think we're having Christmas...

[00:15:11] We're having breakfast at my uncle's house like we did last year.

[00:15:16] And then we're gonna come home and open up presents.

[00:15:19] Cause Ray, this...

[00:15:21] You gonna laugh at this when I tell ya.

[00:15:22] I still do a Christmas list.

[00:15:25] You still do a Christmas list?

[00:15:27] How old are you?

[00:15:27] I still do...

[00:15:28] Three.

[00:15:29] 23.

[00:15:31] And you got a Christmas list?

[00:15:34] I do.

[00:15:37] Huh?

[00:15:38] You said Christmas list and he popped in.

[00:15:40] Yeah, I did.

[00:15:41] That got his attention real quick.

[00:15:44] It's a little voice.

[00:15:47] Yeah, I did.

[00:15:48] My mom will be like, do you have a Christmas list?

[00:15:54] Isaiah's Christmas list ain't nothing but turkeys.

[00:15:57] That's all he wants.

[00:15:58] Live turkeys.

[00:16:00] I guess you heard what he said, huh?

[00:16:02] Yeah, I did.

[00:16:03] I was never saying it.

[00:16:04] I just wait till you hear it and...

[00:16:06] I just been waiting to come back in my technical difficulty.

[00:16:08] I was so quick with it too.

[00:16:09] I was like, Isaiah's got turkeys on his list.

[00:16:12] My fucking mic went bad.

[00:16:15] Hey, I just...

[00:16:16] He was sitting on top of that.

[00:16:18] I hope sometimes he don't be hearing it and then we can come back when he...

[00:16:22] If he do decide to hear some of it in the editing, he'd be like, hey, mother!

[00:16:30] Hey, mother!

[00:16:35] Hey, moves pop in with...

[00:16:37] You know how them TV shows, like TV show like Martin, Bruh Man will pop in out of nowhere

[00:16:44] or those...

[00:16:46] What's another show where...

[00:16:48] Who is that?

[00:16:51] Kramer...

[00:16:52] Oh, like Seinfeld.

[00:16:54] Seinfeld where they just pop in and everybody...

[00:16:56] That's Moose.

[00:16:58] Moose just give us random guest appearances.

[00:17:01] Or like in Home Improvement.

[00:17:05] So I was doing some research about that butterball plant.

[00:17:08] I'm not gonna let that go.

[00:17:10] That did happen.

[00:17:11] That was...

[00:17:12] In Korea?

[00:17:13] That it did happen because I was like, no way that happened.

[00:17:17] That...

[00:17:18] Now Pete is involved because they said that not only with these guys, as Isaiah says, hanky-panky,

[00:17:25] these turkeys, they are all...

[00:17:27] They were also like doing all kinds of weird stuff to them.

[00:17:32] And like Pete is all like all up in them.

[00:17:35] Like they...

[00:17:35] It's still ongoing.

[00:17:37] It happened in Arkansas for those listening.

[00:17:39] Oh, God, man.

[00:17:41] No more butterball.

[00:17:42] So he was right.

[00:17:43] A bunch of people from the Labyrinth.

[00:17:44] How long did this happen before they caught them?

[00:17:47] They said they got it on camera.

[00:17:51] How many turkeys went out though?

[00:17:53] Or they just...

[00:17:54] Hopefully they just...

[00:17:55] They just threw those turkeys away and made that, you know, hopefully that was...

[00:17:59] They didn't get packaged up.

[00:18:03] Yeah.

[00:18:04] I mean, a lot of these...

[00:18:05] Like something must have happened pretty recently because I'm sitting here scrolling.

[00:18:10] I mean, I Google search butterball plant employees caught having sex with turkeys.

[00:18:15] And man...

[00:18:17] You can't wait till you got home?

[00:18:18] What was this?

[00:18:19] If that's your freaking...

[00:18:20] I am home.

[00:18:21] I record from my home.

[00:18:22] How irresistible was these damn turkeys?

[00:18:24] Yes.

[00:18:25] Okay.

[00:18:26] So let me just tell you this.

[00:18:27] Yes.

[00:18:28] There...

[00:18:29] Butterball is catching some flack for whatever is going on about it.

[00:18:34] So...

[00:18:35] Yeah.

[00:18:35] That was real.

[00:18:36] That happened.

[00:18:37] That was also gross.

[00:18:38] Wait, did you see how many people was?

[00:18:40] How many?

[00:18:41] Let's see.

[00:18:44] So evidently...

[00:18:46] Let's see here.

[00:18:47] Here's what I found.

[00:18:48] So...

[00:18:49] In a video on Instagram, an investigator who remains anonymous details incidents,

[00:18:53] plural, where workers allegedly hump shackled turkeys and inserted fingers into their

[00:19:00] cloacanus while the production line was off.

[00:19:05] I don't know what that means.

[00:19:07] I don't...

[00:19:08] I don't know what their cloacas is.

[00:19:11] See?

[00:19:12] And I'm looking this up now.

[00:19:14] That has to be more than the day right there.

[00:19:18] Cloacas.

[00:19:19] C-L...

[00:19:20] I don't know, y'all.

[00:19:23] Man, look.

[00:19:24] You're gonna ruin...

[00:19:25] Cloacas.

[00:19:26] You're gonna ruin the next few Thanksgivings for people.

[00:19:28] I just been...

[00:19:29] Yeah.

[00:19:30] No wonder it was...

[00:19:32] It's what you think it is.

[00:19:34] It is what I think it is?

[00:19:37] The buttholes.

[00:19:38] But it's called a cloacas?

[00:19:40] Yeah.

[00:19:41] That's the word of the day.

[00:19:42] That's what the name of this episode is gonna be.

[00:19:44] Cloaca.

[00:19:45] C-L-O-A-C-A.

[00:19:47] And look, I be trying to tell my wife sometimes how disgusting men are.

[00:19:54] I mean, that's gross.

[00:19:56] That's proof right there.

[00:19:58] Sometime, man, like, you know, you gotta prepare, you know, your daughter and everybody

[00:20:04] are like, look, there's some creeps.

[00:20:07] They exist for real.

[00:20:11] Yeah.

[00:20:12] I mean, the turkeys were already gonna get killed and then they're just messing with

[00:20:17] them on the way of this waterhouse.

[00:20:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:20:19] They did...

[00:20:19] Wait, they...

[00:20:20] They stuck their finger in them before they...

[00:20:23] Yeah.

[00:20:24] They were alive.

[00:20:25] They were alive, bro.

[00:20:30] That's a hell of a mess.

[00:20:32] My bad.

[00:20:34] I'm sorry.

[00:20:35] That's disgusting.

[00:20:38] Hell no.

[00:20:40] Man, you got...

[00:20:43] I mean, I don't know, y'all.

[00:20:45] That's just...

[00:20:46] That just seems like it was so far-fetched and I didn't even wanna be part of the conversation

[00:20:49] when Isaiah was talking all that mess about I was one of these people doing this.

[00:20:54] And then I reached back...

[00:20:56] I looked back out here and...

[00:20:57] I mean, dang, this is like new news now.

[00:21:00] They're like...

[00:21:02] Oh, man, oh, man.

[00:21:04] I guess the video resurfaced what it was.

[00:21:10] Yeah, so...

[00:21:11] How many hours you got to be in that plant?

[00:21:14] I mean, I don't know, man.

[00:21:17] I mean, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

[00:21:20] There you go.

[00:21:21] I hope everybody had a happy Thanksgiving and enjoyed some butterball turkey.

[00:21:26] I had meatloaf, now, definitely.

[00:21:29] We definitely had...

[00:21:30] I don't even know what brand the turkey was now, but...

[00:21:33] It wasn't butterball.

[00:21:39] I would make a joke, but I'm just gonna...

[00:21:42] Do it.

[00:21:42] I don't wanna get too dirty with it.

[00:21:45] We already here now.

[00:21:46] It's too late.

[00:21:47] I don't know how much dirty you get.

[00:21:49] Who dirty with it?

[00:21:50] Isaiah.

[00:21:51] Too dirty with it?

[00:21:52] You brought up.

[00:21:55] You talk about dudes talking about turkeys in their clocatas.

[00:21:58] Let me tell you something.

[00:21:59] You have an interesting fact every...

[00:22:02] It'd be a little weird, a little strange every now and I'd be like,

[00:22:07] how are you getting these interesting facts like this?

[00:22:11] Like, this is just kind of pop up as like...

[00:22:14] Yeah, what side of TikTok are you on right now?

[00:22:16] I mean, this is in your algorithm.

[00:22:20] Somebody...

[00:22:20] It's in there now, foot holes and turkey factory.

[00:22:24] All right.

[00:22:25] In Isaiah's defense, like that was off a CBS article I was writing or reading all that

[00:22:30] stuff from.

[00:22:31] All right.

[00:22:32] How'd you find out?

[00:22:33] I heard about it at work and was like, no way.

[00:22:36] This can...

[00:22:37] And then I started making jokes about it at work.

[00:22:40] Like, how would you bring that up in a conversation?

[00:22:44] Who told you this at work?

[00:22:44] Who told you this?

[00:22:47] It was my assistant manager.

[00:22:49] Your assistant manager?

[00:22:50] She ain't never gonna listen to this.

[00:22:52] Her name's Christy.

[00:22:54] What's your last name?

[00:22:55] No, no, don't do that.

[00:22:57] We gotta get Christy on the show.

[00:22:58] Hey, Christy.

[00:23:00] How you...

[00:23:00] Like, this is stuff that just...

[00:23:03] And she was like, hey, guess what?

[00:23:04] How'd she tell you?

[00:23:07] I forgot.

[00:23:08] I think...

[00:23:09] That just ain't something to come up in casual...

[00:23:11] I mean, you brought it up in casual conversation.

[00:23:14] But I...

[00:23:16] I think Christy brought it up in casual conversation.

[00:23:21] I think she...

[00:23:22] Like, it was like a couple days before Thanksgiving.

[00:23:24] What did you think?

[00:23:25] I eat turkey?

[00:23:27] It was...

[00:23:28] It was a couple days before Thanksgiving.

[00:23:31] And she was like, did you hear what they did to the butterball turkeys a couple years ago?

[00:23:42] I'm taking it all the way back now.

[00:23:44] I don't even know.

[00:23:46] But yeah, she ain't gonna listen to this episode anyway.

[00:23:50] So, I don't mind saying her first name.

[00:23:53] It would be funny if she did.

[00:23:54] Cause she ain't gonna listen to it.

[00:23:56] I'm gonna...

[00:23:56] I gotta find us.

[00:23:57] I can send it to her.

[00:24:00] Hey!

[00:24:01] We need you as a guest.

[00:24:04] But yeah, she just brought it up in regular conversation.

[00:24:08] Like, oh, did you hear what they did to the butterball turkeys?

[00:24:10] Is that true?

[00:24:12] Okay, so that...

[00:24:12] So evidently...

[00:24:14] You know, you're talking about the algorithms or whatever.

[00:24:17] So that actually happened almost 20 years ago.

[00:24:21] Okay, so that happened in 2006.

[00:24:25] Right?

[00:24:25] So I'm guessing this video or this conversation just kind of like started popping up on socials or whatever.

[00:24:31] You know how like stuff gets recycled.

[00:24:33] And so, um, butterball is like...

[00:24:37] It took a...

[00:24:39] The story took off again.

[00:24:41] And uh, butterball had to like come out and say, hey, listen, like, nobody's effing the turkeys before you get them.

[00:24:49] They had to like...

[00:24:51] They had to go out there and like put it out there again.

[00:24:55] Oh man, that's a...

[00:24:58] Poor butterball.

[00:24:59] Poor turkeys.

[00:25:02] Man.

[00:25:04] That does...

[00:25:06] But I just wonder what her TikTok algorithm is for that article.

[00:25:12] Like...

[00:25:13] Oh, it's gonna be ours now.

[00:25:15] Right?

[00:25:16] Oh, hell no.

[00:25:19] It's on here.

[00:25:20] Yeah, we're all gonna be scrolling today and it's just gonna be like...

[00:25:24] It's gonna be turkey sales and sex products popping up in the app.

[00:25:32] It's gonna be dildos and basters.

[00:25:35] Oh...

[00:25:36] Jimmy John's turkey sandwiches.

[00:25:38] Yeah.

[00:25:42] Lunch and lunch.

[00:25:43] Ugh.

[00:25:46] That's disgusting.

[00:25:47] Oh my God.

[00:25:50] Yeah, people are messed up.

[00:25:52] That's...

[00:25:53] That's the moral of the episode is people are messed up, especially men.

[00:26:00] It makes you wonder like, yo, cause you can't pick nobody out the line of like...

[00:26:05] Well, maybe you could.

[00:26:06] I don't know what these guys look like.

[00:26:08] But like...

[00:26:11] He look like he messed with some turkeys.

[00:26:13] Right?

[00:26:15] Somebody be at work like...

[00:26:16] No!

[00:26:18] They throw you off.

[00:26:22] No, no, no.

[00:26:22] What's that...

[00:26:24] What's that...

[00:26:26] Jive turkey?

[00:26:28] Have you ever heard people say that?

[00:26:30] The jive turkey?

[00:26:31] Yeah.

[00:26:32] Yeah.

[00:26:34] I think they came out with the jizz turkey.

[00:26:37] I think that's what happened.

[00:26:38] Yeah.

[00:26:43] That's what they did.

[00:26:45] They're like, well...

[00:26:47] We have jive turkey.

[00:26:49] Now we have jizz turkey.

[00:26:55] Oh, okay.

[00:26:56] So I actually did some more research on how this came out.

[00:26:59] So, you know the organization PETA, the ethical treatment of animals or whatever.

[00:27:06] Like right before Thanksgiving, they released that video, the undercover video.

[00:27:11] They released it.

[00:27:12] Wait, they released that video?

[00:27:14] From 20 years ago.

[00:27:17] Of...

[00:27:18] The dude...

[00:27:19] Yeah.

[00:27:19] Of the butterball plant.

[00:27:21] Like what happened in the plant.

[00:27:23] Of the actual activity?

[00:27:25] Yes.

[00:27:26] What?

[00:27:27] Right.

[00:27:28] I wonder what happened to this guy.

[00:27:30] Should we pull it up and put it in the comments?

[00:27:32] No, you shouldn't.

[00:27:35] Now I'm...

[00:27:36] Now I'm watching it.

[00:27:37] Now I'm just as freaky as these assholes.

[00:27:42] Oh, man.

[00:27:43] So evidently they released the video just for Thanksgiving.

[00:27:46] So, yeah.

[00:27:48] Look, Isaiah like, send it to me.

[00:27:51] Yeah.

[00:27:52] Send it to me.

[00:27:53] Send me the link.

[00:27:55] Hey, this is...

[00:27:56] This is the stuff like, ah, man, that's disgusting.

[00:27:59] But it's like, for real?

[00:28:02] This what they did?

[00:28:05] Nah, I'm good.

[00:28:08] No more butterball turkeys for me.

[00:28:11] We just gonna use a different brand.

[00:28:13] I probably threw up.

[00:28:17] Yeah.

[00:28:19] Well, if they had a lot of pineapple juice, it might have gave like a little bit of...

[00:28:22] Shut up, Isaiah!

[00:28:23] Hey, y'all.

[00:28:30] Now pineapples is jumping up on my camera like this.

[00:28:33] That's good.

[00:28:37] Yeah.

[00:28:40] That's right.

[00:28:40] I'm gonna have to...

[00:28:43] You're gonna have to run and get some pineapple juice?

[00:28:45] No.

[00:28:47] No.

[00:28:50] No.

[00:28:50] I'm gonna have Brian...

[00:28:53] Brian, like all these like, you know, coupons and shit.

[00:29:00] And turkeys and all of that.

[00:29:03] Ugh.

[00:29:07] Brian.

[00:29:07] Here's what's wild.

[00:29:10] I'm continuing reading on this.

[00:29:12] You ready for this?

[00:29:14] 139 charges were filed.

[00:29:16] This wasn't just like a one-time thing.

[00:29:17] 139 charges!

[00:29:19] What you did?

[00:29:21] Six felony counts of aggravated cruelty to animals.

[00:29:24] 76 misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty.

[00:29:27] God, I'm on it.

[00:29:29] Wait, how many people were there?

[00:29:30] How many?

[00:29:31] I don't know.

[00:29:33] It just says that...

[00:29:34] So now, this is just...

[00:29:36] If it's one person...

[00:29:38] No, it was like a culture of crazy over here in this...

[00:29:42] Wait, so it was a bunch of...

[00:29:44] Yeah, I mean, they said that these people were...

[00:29:47] One guy humped a shackled turkey.

[00:29:50] Another worker was...

[00:29:53] Yeah, this is really graphic.

[00:29:56] I will tell everybody who has kids in the car to put their earmuffs on.

[00:30:00] Um...

[00:30:01] Guy humped a shackled turkey.

[00:30:03] Another worker was putting his fingers in the turkey's cloak-cata, which is basically her vagina, quote-unquote, while the line was stopped.

[00:30:11] Sexual abuse is not the only accusation that appeared in the clip, but also physical abuse, punching, kicking, breaking bones, dismembering limbs, and crushing turkeys under vehicles.

[00:30:19] These people are freaking savages over there in the Burbank.

[00:30:25] I mean...

[00:30:25] Turkey orgy, that's what that was.

[00:30:28] I mean, yasha, Marty.

[00:30:30] I can't tell you...

[00:30:31] You was finna kill the turkey either way.

[00:30:32] I can't tell you how to knock them up.

[00:30:34] That ain't my area.

[00:30:35] Oh, man.

[00:30:40] But...

[00:30:41] When you get sexual, you know, I can't tell you...

[00:30:45] You about to kill them.

[00:30:46] I don't know what...

[00:30:48] And they about to get eaten.

[00:30:49] I can't say, you know...

[00:30:50] I don't know what your process been before that, so...

[00:30:52] I didn't know what you was doing before I made it to my table.

[00:30:57] But...

[00:30:58] One of the things...

[00:30:59] You could've hit them.

[00:31:00] They could've been in a car accident, whatever it is to get rid of the turkey, to kill them.

[00:31:05] But...

[00:31:05] I didn't expect for them to orgasm before they made it to my table.

[00:31:11] That's disgusting.

[00:31:13] That ain't gravy.

[00:31:16] That ain't gravy.

[00:31:20] I know what I'm doing next year.

[00:31:22] For the bird...

[00:31:23] What up, Isaiah?

[00:31:27] I'm gonna make that up, thank you.

[00:31:28] I'm just gonna be leaned over in the cooler.

[00:31:31] No, you ain't.

[00:31:33] Oh, my God.

[00:31:35] I'm gonna...

[00:31:39] I'm gonna...

[00:31:40] I'm gonna block both of y'all right now.

[00:31:42] Mom's gonna be like, what are you doing in the cooler?

[00:31:45] I'm blocking you and Moose.

[00:31:47] We on the podcast.

[00:31:49] Hold on.

[00:31:50] We on the same...

[00:31:53] Look, I'm gonna high block y'all.

[00:31:57] Fucker.

[00:32:01] Oh, my God.

[00:32:05] That's a lot.

[00:32:05] Hey, that is...

[00:32:07] Yeah, it's cool.

[00:32:08] It's been, you know, that amount of time.

[00:32:10] But it's...

[00:32:11] Man, it's hard to come back from there.

[00:32:14] Okay, so we're gonna continue this.

[00:32:16] 11 years...

[00:32:17] It says the same Yahoo article.

[00:32:18] It says now...

[00:32:20] 11...

[00:32:20] After...

[00:32:21] 11 years from today.

[00:32:23] So I guess, you know, whatever that was.

[00:32:25] 2013.

[00:32:26] Butterball was the first and remains the only turkey company to be American Humane certified.

[00:32:30] So I guess after the repeated turkey raping that they had to like really like buckle down.

[00:32:38] So now they're like one of the best ones around.

[00:32:41] So where to go, Butterball?

[00:32:42] I guess.

[00:32:44] Wait, but this is the thing about it.

[00:32:45] Now we can't eat turkey at all.

[00:32:47] Because I'm for sure they let those people go.

[00:32:50] They let them people go.

[00:32:52] And you know what happened.

[00:32:54] Whenever someone leaves a job, they generally go to a similar job.

[00:32:58] They...

[00:32:59] That's what they know.

[00:33:00] They know not...

[00:33:01] Hey, man.

[00:33:04] Two thumbs up for Butterball.

[00:33:06] No, ain't no two thumbs up.

[00:33:08] That was the problem, the thumbs up.

[00:33:12] That was part of the problem.

[00:33:13] No two thumbs up for nothing.

[00:33:16] That's how we got in this mess.

[00:33:18] But they...

[00:33:19] It seems like they've cleaned up their act.

[00:33:22] So kudos to Butterball.

[00:33:27] Hey, you remember me?

[00:33:28] Hey, don't you put no thumbs up.

[00:33:32] That's disgusting.

[00:33:34] Hey, man.

[00:33:38] Hey, man.

[00:33:39] Look, this is a wild episode.

[00:33:43] Yeah, it's just gonna be entitled Turkey Sex.

[00:33:46] And that's it.

[00:33:47] No, man.

[00:33:52] That's just...

[00:33:55] Surprise, it's Thanksgiving.

[00:33:57] Isaiah, wrap this episode before Peter comes after us.

[00:34:00] Yeah, man.

[00:34:02] What's the...

[00:34:04] I don't know, man.

[00:34:05] That's...

[00:34:06] Oh.

[00:34:08] Oh.

[00:34:11] How you get that many...

[00:34:13] Like, now you in jail with the rest of the felons, the hardcore criminals, because they're putting you in the same spot.

[00:34:22] What you in for?

[00:34:26] That's good, man.

[00:34:28] What you in for?

[00:34:31] That's good, man.

[00:34:32] You know.

[00:34:34] I think we should get these people on the podcast.

[00:34:38] Hell no, I don't want to talk to them.

[00:34:41] No, I'll set the episode out and you can just chit chat with them one-on-one.

[00:34:46] Hey, man.

[00:34:47] It will be a weird conversation.

[00:34:48] I'm like...

[00:34:50] What the fuck you on?

[00:34:54] Huh?

[00:34:55] What the fuck did you come in to work, clock in to work that day?

[00:34:58] Because you was on the clock.

[00:35:00] Yeah, I think you should have a conversation one-on-one.

[00:35:03] I don't talk to everybody.

[00:35:06] This is why I don't like people.

[00:35:09] I love them, but I don't like them.

[00:35:12] That's it.

[00:35:14] I don't know.

[00:35:15] You love people, but you don't like them.

[00:35:17] You know, I care about people, but I don't like them.

[00:35:23] I mean, I know a lot of people out there don't know what I mean.

[00:35:26] Exactly.

[00:35:26] Like, yeah, man, I care about people.

[00:35:28] I don't want to see people be hurt, go hungry, all that good stuff.

[00:35:33] But just stay the fuck away from me.

[00:35:36] Like, that'd be the...

[00:35:38] Sometimes, because they be doing shit like this.

[00:35:43] You need you a shirt that says that, just stay the fuck away from me.

[00:35:47] Hey, man.

[00:35:49] You done had lunch with this same person.

[00:35:52] They all ate in the break room together.

[00:35:54] Everybody wasn't doing it.

[00:35:55] Right.

[00:35:56] And they're talking about their families and stuff.

[00:35:59] You know what I'm saying.

[00:36:01] All right, we're getting back to work.

[00:36:02] You coming with us?

[00:36:05] Where are you guys going?

[00:36:09] We're making this shit exciting.

[00:36:11] What?

[00:36:12] No, man, I'm straight.

[00:36:15] I believe that's when you quit.

[00:36:16] When they're like in the break room talking about, oh, this is what we're going to do to the turkeys in a couple hours.

[00:36:22] But that's the thing about it.

[00:36:24] Somebody was there and they weren't into it.

[00:36:28] They just walked out and somebody's zipper was unzipped.

[00:36:33] It just was like, oh.

[00:36:35] That's disgusting.

[00:36:38] Yeah, that is very disgusting.

[00:36:44] They're the Louis C.K. the turkeys.

[00:36:47] They do the Louis C.K. the turkeys.

[00:36:50] They are Kelly the turkeys.

[00:36:51] That's what they did.

[00:36:53] I don't know, man.

[00:36:54] You get, uh, that's the, but yeah, I don't, I love people, but I don't like them.

[00:37:00] That's the, I think, I think a lot of people like that though.

[00:37:03] They just be like, yeah, I don't wanna.

[00:37:06] There's a song by, um, Paul Thorne.

[00:37:10] It's been out, I think about 10 years now and it's called, I Don't Like Half the Folks I Love.

[00:37:17] Man, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good, you can love people, but you ain't got to like them.

[00:37:23] All right.

[00:37:23] You can tell me to say me on something.

[00:37:25] It'd be all right though.

[00:37:28] Yeah, that is a, it's a great song and it's like, it'll make you think like, mm, like, cause he's talking about, you know, people coming over for the family reunion and he's like, well, I like to see them come, but I love to see them go.

[00:37:40] Like that's, you know.

[00:37:42] Man.

[00:37:43] Yeah, you come, but now.

[00:37:48] Like you can come to the family reunion, but I'm gonna love it when you leave the family reunion.

[00:37:53] Okay.

[00:37:54] That's the thing.

[00:37:55] Like I can, I don't, if you come back too often.

[00:38:00] Yeah, I'm straight.

[00:38:01] Don't, don't, don't, don't come back too often.

[00:38:04] Don't call too often.

[00:38:06] Call me.

[00:38:07] But not all the time.

[00:38:11] That'd be the thing.

[00:38:12] I don't be wanting to, sometimes I don't be, I just don't even want to talk.

[00:38:15] You know what I mean?

[00:38:16] But, if you want to have conversation, I be like, look, we got, we got, it takes some time for me to regroup.

[00:38:30] Yeah.

[00:38:30] But, I don't know.

[00:38:31] Maybe that's a cynical way to look at things.

[00:38:33] I don't know.

[00:38:34] You, are you a phone person?

[00:38:35] You like to be on the phone, talk all the time.

[00:38:38] Hmm.

[00:38:41] I, I use my phone more like out of boredom.

[00:38:44] Like I'll be bored and be like, well, let's see what's going like.

[00:38:47] But as far as like talking to people on the time, not really.

[00:38:53] Yeah.

[00:38:54] Well, on the phone, I don't really talk to a lot of people, but like, if, like, if I'm out and about and stuff, I'll be talking people's heads off.

[00:39:02] Oh yeah.

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:03] I talk to people when, when I'm, when I'm out and about, I come, I'm already prepared to do that.

[00:39:08] Well, I'm saying I'm out, but you know, just calling me when I'm at the pool.

[00:39:14] Hey, let's, let's hang out.

[00:39:18] I'm like, let's do it.

[00:39:19] But I ain't going to do it like every day.

[00:39:22] I'm, I'm like one of those chatty Cathy dolls, except I'm the one that's pulling the string.

[00:39:28] What's a chatty Cathy doll?

[00:39:30] It was like a little doll that would talk all the time.

[00:39:34] I think Moose had one of those.

[00:39:37] No, you said it.