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[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.

[00:00:17] And we're recording.

[00:00:19] We back.

[00:00:20] Yep, back with another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed.

[00:00:28] How is the new house coming along?

[00:00:32] Man, we coolin', man. We got...

[00:00:34] We still getting all the boxing and stuff together, man.

[00:00:38] It's movin', shit.

[00:00:41] It's movin'.

[00:00:42] I don't know.

[00:00:43] That's how you can say it's movin'.

[00:00:46] I don't know... Look, I don't know another way to put it, man.

[00:00:49] Everybody know... Well, I can't say that.

[00:00:51] Everybody movin' at the same.

[00:00:52] Everybody gonna move the same.

[00:00:54] Some people just leave all of their stuff and just forget it.

[00:01:00] And then the other people, they take everything.

[00:01:02] You know, some people just take a...

[00:01:03] I wanna take one or two pieces.

[00:01:07] I learned that.

[00:01:09] You ditched the RV life.

[00:01:12] Yeah, man.

[00:01:13] We, uh...

[00:01:14] It was time, man.

[00:01:16] We had already been, uh...

[00:01:18] Been in there for a minute.

[00:01:20] Gotcha.

[00:01:21] So where are you, uh, livin' at now?

[00:01:24] Man, in an undisclosed location.

[00:01:27] In an undisclosed location.

[00:01:31] You can't look.

[00:01:34] You want me to tell everybody you did?

[00:01:36] Well, I didn't ask the address.

[00:01:38] I was just curious.

[00:01:40] It was like, what's it?

[00:01:41] No, this is three, man.

[00:01:43] But that would be nice.

[00:01:44] What's your address?

[00:01:47] What's your address?

[00:01:48] Because if we ever...

[00:01:49] If we...

[00:01:49] I said, what's your address?

[00:01:50] Because if we ever get big, you can have stalkers show up at the house.

[00:01:55] And, like, people through your window.

[00:01:57] No, man.

[00:02:00] Uh...

[00:02:01] Yeah, I'm gonna put them little trespassing signs outside.

[00:02:03] Man, I'm gonna play like that.

[00:02:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:10] But what do y'all can tell me?

[00:02:11] I'd be crazy.

[00:02:13] I'm gonna play those games.

[00:02:15] If we make it big, you can have, like, stalkers.

[00:02:18] Like, oh, there's Ray Money.

[00:02:19] I love Unplanned and Unashamed.

[00:02:21] And they can be, like, peeping through the window eating popcorn.

[00:02:25] Let's watch how he takes a shit.

[00:02:27] You ain't gonna get that close.

[00:02:32] We armed over here.

[00:02:33] Moose would probably be one of the stalkers.

[00:02:37] That's...

[00:02:38] No, man.

[00:02:39] We don't play this stuff.

[00:02:40] Now, that's some stuff that people...

[00:02:41] You like this type stuff.

[00:02:46] Well...

[00:02:46] If it was a lady that was hot, I wouldn't mind it.

[00:02:51] You think that's what's gonna be outside your window?

[00:02:53] No.

[00:02:58] You think...

[00:02:59] Beautiful women just go hide in bushes.

[00:03:05] Now that I think about it, they actually do.

[00:03:07] Wait.

[00:03:12] No, I don't think they would hide in my bush, but, I mean, a dreamer can dream.

[00:03:18] A dreamer can dream about just some hot blonde girl, double D titties, just right outside my window, just looking in.

[00:03:29] You're a pervert.

[00:03:31] You're a pervert.

[00:03:32] I am a pervert.

[00:03:35] It's alright.

[00:03:37] It's alright.

[00:03:38] You gotta look it up.

[00:03:40] You can tell I've played this scenario out of my head, haven't you?

[00:03:46] I was real specific with the kind of lighting.

[00:03:52] No, I don't want no little titties outside my window.

[00:03:57] Get the beast things out.

[00:03:59] What?

[00:04:00] I need some...

[00:04:01] My back...

[00:04:01] I need a back to hurt in those bushes.

[00:04:04] Yeah, there you...

[00:04:05] I need a back to hurt.

[00:04:07] It is so big.

[00:04:09] Her back, she need...

[00:04:13] Breast reduction.

[00:04:15] Because her back hurts.

[00:04:17] That's exactly right.

[00:04:19] That's the kind of lady I want in my bushes.

[00:04:24] The lady that I want stalking me, I want her to have black eyes when she takes off running.

[00:04:31] That's hilarious.

[00:04:33] Just boing, boing, boing.

[00:04:40] These big old titties just keep hitting me.

[00:04:45] Listen, the small boobs are for the birds.

[00:04:48] That's all I gotta say.

[00:04:49] Small boobs are for the birds.

[00:04:54] Oh, man.

[00:04:57] So what...

[00:04:58] Wait, your wife isn't around, is she?

[00:05:01] She is.

[00:05:01] She just came in.

[00:05:02] I was gonna ask you a question, but...

[00:05:07] Let's start talking about baseball.

[00:05:10] It ain't even...

[00:05:12] No, it ain't...

[00:05:12] Come on, man.

[00:05:14] How about them Philadelphia Eagles, huh?

[00:05:18] No, look.

[00:05:19] At this point in time, she done heard everything.

[00:05:21] It ain't nothing.

[00:05:24] So I was gonna ask you.

[00:05:25] So are you like more of a team man or are you more of like an A man?

[00:05:33] I mean, I think I'm a fan of it all, actually.

[00:05:36] You're a fan of it all.

[00:05:37] You just like the whole anatomy.

[00:05:39] The legs, everything.

[00:05:41] Yeah.

[00:05:43] That's it.

[00:05:46] I'm with you.

[00:05:46] I like a good pair of legs, too.

[00:05:48] Because that's what leads up to the good stuff.

[00:05:52] I like...

[00:05:54] What?

[00:05:55] I like to smile.

[00:05:57] That's what...

[00:05:58] My wife smiled.

[00:06:00] See?

[00:06:01] She just smiled a little bit then.

[00:06:03] See?

[00:06:03] And then I smiled.

[00:06:04] And she smiled again.

[00:06:06] Yeah.

[00:06:08] Yeah.

[00:06:11] Booth just popped in and gave us just the Michael Jordan just...

[00:06:19] That's hilarious.

[00:06:22] That's Booth.

[00:06:24] I feel sorry for my mom because she's gonna listen to this episode and be like, Isaiah,

[00:06:29] I can't believe you was talking about that.

[00:06:32] Look, she's learning you as a person.

[00:06:35] This is a...

[00:06:35] Look, she ain't gonna like every part of you.

[00:06:39] She's not gonna like every part of me.

[00:06:41] No, she's not.

[00:06:43] Do you like every part of your mama right now?

[00:06:47] She probably get mad at attitude.

[00:06:49] No, at some point, she's not gonna like.

[00:06:51] He just likes the T and A part from his mama.

[00:06:57] Look, that's the part that she don't like.

[00:07:02] But...

[00:07:02] I don't know.

[00:07:04] She's not like you saying it.

[00:07:05] She likes when your dad said it.

[00:07:10] Ugh.

[00:07:13] I can't believe Moose went there with that one.

[00:07:23] Moose got...

[00:07:25] Moose be popping in at a convenience moment.

[00:07:28] He does.

[00:07:30] He does.

[00:07:32] I don't know, man.

[00:07:33] That's the...

[00:07:34] Your mom got...

[00:07:36] How old's your mom?

[00:07:39] 50...

[00:07:42] 52.

[00:07:43] 52?

[00:07:45] Yep.

[00:07:46] Oh, okay.

[00:07:47] Yeah, so you got...

[00:07:49] It's a nice gap of generations in between you and her.

[00:07:55] Yep, she was born in 73.

[00:07:58] So, yeah, 51 or 52.

[00:08:00] Look at...

[00:08:01] I'm probably aging her a little bit by calling her...

[00:08:04] But it seems she's 52.

[00:08:06] Because she's probably like 51.

[00:08:09] Like 51?

[00:08:11] Yeah.

[00:08:12] But I probably tacked on another year.

[00:08:16] You're like, man, I don't know how old she is.

[00:08:18] She's your mama.

[00:08:19] Yeah, there you go.

[00:08:20] I don't know how old she is.

[00:08:21] She could be 54.

[00:08:27] She could be 44.

[00:08:29] Heck, I don't know.

[00:08:32] Oh, man.

[00:08:34] That's a...

[00:08:36] I don't know.

[00:08:38] So, what did you say?

[00:08:39] Your grandparents were like in their 70s?

[00:08:42] Yeah, early 70s.

[00:08:43] And then I have a great grandma that I just visited.

[00:08:47] And she will be 90 May the 5th.

[00:08:52] So...

[00:08:53] About every 20 years, new set of kids show up.

[00:08:57] There you go.

[00:08:58] About every 20 years.

[00:09:00] About every 20 years.

[00:09:02] So, this is the thing.

[00:09:03] So, my parents are in their early 70s.

[00:09:07] And so, there's like a...

[00:09:10] Your parents and your grandparents and my parents are about the same age.

[00:09:15] Right.

[00:09:16] So, the stuff that I learned is probably similar that I understand.

[00:09:23] It's probably similar to what your mom would know.

[00:09:26] Because I...

[00:09:27] Even though I'm not your mom's age.

[00:09:29] Because I was raised by older parents.

[00:09:33] So, like the...

[00:09:35] The thought process comes from...

[00:09:38] Like, how your grandmother would talk to you.

[00:09:41] Right.

[00:09:42] So, what...

[00:09:43] Is there something that your grandmother says that you're like...

[00:09:46] Oh, I don't really...

[00:09:51] That's a good question.

[00:09:54] I mean, there's certain stuff that she'll say.

[00:09:57] But...

[00:09:58] I'm kind of old school anyway.

[00:10:00] So, we...

[00:10:01] Well, I...

[00:10:03] Yeah, you said you're old school anyway.

[00:10:04] You got an old soul too.

[00:10:06] I'm just trying to figure out where you got your old soul.

[00:10:08] I know where I got mine from.

[00:10:10] Where did you get yours from?

[00:10:12] I got older parents.

[00:10:13] So, how...

[00:10:14] Well, how old was your parents when they had you?

[00:10:18] I don't know.

[00:10:20] 30s.

[00:10:22] So...

[00:10:25] Yeah, so...

[00:10:26] Wait, so you're 30...

[00:10:27] What?

[00:10:27] 37?

[00:10:29] I'm 38.

[00:10:30] 38.

[00:10:31] See, I was making you a year younger.

[00:10:34] Sometimes...

[00:10:34] Sometimes I do that.

[00:10:35] Sometimes I'll make people a year younger.

[00:10:37] And then sometimes I'll make them a year older.

[00:10:40] You got a clothes though.

[00:10:44] I would have just rolled with it.

[00:10:45] I'd be like, yeah, I'm 37.

[00:10:49] And then you said your parents...

[00:10:51] So, yeah, they would have had you in like their, what, 30s?

[00:10:56] Yep, so...

[00:10:58] Was I'm out of 72?

[00:11:06] Yeah, so...

[00:11:08] See, my mom, she was 28 when she had me.

[00:11:14] So, almost 30.

[00:11:19] I think my mom was 73.

[00:11:21] My day is gone, man.

[00:11:23] My year's off, but...

[00:11:25] She was 72?

[00:11:27] 73?

[00:11:31] Something like that.

[00:11:32] About 35, 34.

[00:11:34] Gotcha.

[00:11:35] Something like that.

[00:11:39] But, yeah, my granny, she turns...

[00:11:41] She was born May the 5th, 1935.

[00:11:45] So, she'll be 90.

[00:11:47] 90.

[00:11:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:11:50] You know about...

[00:11:52] This is gonna ask you a question.

[00:11:53] Well, this may be something you know, because you just...

[00:11:56] Where you're at, of course...

[00:11:59] Like, how...

[00:12:00] I guess you may be in country.

[00:12:02] You seem like your country do a lot of outdoors and stuff.

[00:12:05] Do you know what winding peas are?

[00:12:07] What that is?

[00:12:09] Winding peas?

[00:12:11] Yeah.

[00:12:14] I know what the snap peas are, but not the...

[00:12:18] Winding peas.

[00:12:19] No, to wind peas.

[00:12:20] Like, you basically...

[00:12:22] You blow wind through the keys while you're shelling them to get all the stuff out.

[00:12:29] Be like the debris.

[00:12:32] No, I've never heard of that.

[00:12:34] What's up?

[00:12:37] All right.

[00:12:38] I just went, look.

[00:12:39] This is like old school, old school stuff that I...

[00:12:43] It's like my grandparents were...

[00:12:45] In the 80s and 90s.

[00:12:47] They got old...

[00:12:48] Raised by old people.

[00:12:50] Have you ever had to, like, string beans and stuff?

[00:12:54] Man, everything.

[00:12:55] Curl of collard greens.

[00:12:59] Yeah.

[00:13:01] Where everybody else was doing, like...

[00:13:03] I don't know.

[00:13:03] Like, we had older parents.

[00:13:07] Like, the...

[00:13:08] Everybody else's parents are younger.

[00:13:10] Like, they have...

[00:13:11] I can't say they were older.

[00:13:13] But they were older than the...

[00:13:15] Some of the other parents in the...

[00:13:20] In the...

[00:13:22] Like, schools.

[00:13:23] So, like, everybody else's parents was probably, like...

[00:13:25] 20 years.

[00:13:27] So, we didn't get to do stuff like...

[00:13:32] Like, the younger parents.

[00:13:33] Like, your mom's probably more lenient than your grandma.

[00:13:36] Is she not?

[00:13:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:38] Mom's more lenient than my grandma.

[00:13:42] Huh.

[00:13:44] I guess it's...

[00:13:44] But not by much.

[00:13:46] Because my grandma, she is pretty lenient.

[00:13:48] But now my great-grandma, she is very...

[00:13:51] She's not lenient at all.

[00:13:53] Well, she is lenient.

[00:13:55] But she...

[00:13:55] She's strict.

[00:13:57] And have a temper.

[00:14:02] Well, all of this, I'm just getting to...

[00:14:04] To understand what your mama was gonna say...

[00:14:07] When she hear this episode about them titties.

[00:14:09] That was really what I was trying to...

[00:14:19] She's probably used to it at this point.

[00:14:22] I mean, we're like nine episodes in.

[00:14:24] And last episode, we talked about the butterball turkeys.

[00:14:28] So, she's used to it.

[00:14:31] Did she...

[00:14:31] Would she say anything to you?

[00:14:33] No, she never does say anything to me.

[00:14:36] Well, have a...

[00:14:37] Like, sometimes she'll find it funny.

[00:14:40] Yeah, sometimes she'll...

[00:14:41] She's gonna really enjoy this episode.

[00:14:43] Right?

[00:14:44] I mean, I joke about her being like...

[00:14:46] Oh, you shouldn't say that.

[00:14:48] But she's...

[00:14:48] She's lenient.

[00:14:50] I got you.

[00:14:52] That's what's up there.

[00:14:54] But yeah, my great-grandma, I visited her...

[00:14:57] Let's see.

[00:14:58] She lives in Virginia.

[00:15:00] And I went up Friday.

[00:15:02] Came back yesterday.

[00:15:06] I guess.

[00:15:08] And then my cousin, Caleb, he had a baby.

[00:15:12] Him and his girlfriend had a baby.

[00:15:15] Three years ago.

[00:15:17] So, that made my great-grandma a great-great-grandma.

[00:15:24] Your great-grandma, a great-great-grandma.

[00:15:27] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:28] How old was your great-great-grandma?

[00:15:30] She'll be 90.

[00:15:33] Man.

[00:15:35] Yep.

[00:15:36] When my cousin, Caleb, had his kid that made her a great-great-grandma.

[00:15:42] And not many people lived...

[00:15:43] Like, I never met my great-great-grandparents.

[00:15:50] Right.

[00:15:51] I met my great-grandparents, but not my great-great.

[00:15:55] Nah.

[00:15:56] I just met my grandmother.

[00:16:02] But that's interesting, though, man.

[00:16:04] That's a...

[00:16:05] To have somebody that has seen that much life...

[00:16:09] Right.

[00:16:10] That's a...

[00:16:11] Like, they ain't seen a lot of stuff change.

[00:16:14] I mean, she can remember...

[00:16:16] Like, the tail end of World War II.

[00:16:20] What?

[00:16:21] Yeah, she can remember when Harry Truman took over from Franklin Roosevelt.

[00:16:29] Man.

[00:16:30] Yeah.

[00:16:32] And then...

[00:16:33] Her grandpa fought in the Civil War, so she heard all those Civil War stories.

[00:16:42] Man.

[00:16:43] That's a...

[00:16:45] Did you have any...

[00:16:46] Did anyone go to war?

[00:16:49] Let's...

[00:16:50] So...

[00:16:51] I think her brother, Bill, went in the war.

[00:16:55] And then my papa, so her husband, he enlisted at the tail end of World War II.

[00:17:03] And then...

[00:17:05] Was in the army during the Korean War.

[00:17:12] So he enlisted.

[00:17:14] And my papa, he was born in 28.

[00:17:17] So he would have been...

[00:17:19] I think around 16 when he enlisted.

[00:17:25] 16 or 17.

[00:17:30] And then he...

[00:17:32] Stayed in the army during Korea.

[00:17:36] Oh, word.

[00:17:39] You got a lot of...

[00:17:46] That's a lot of life seen.

[00:17:48] Right.

[00:17:50] And then when he came back from Korea, that's when he met my granny.

[00:17:55] Or not from Korea, but from Germany.

[00:18:03] Because that's where he was stationed at when all that was going on.

[00:18:15] Yeah.

[00:18:15] He was even like a black belt in jujitsu.

[00:18:26] Sorry, man.

[00:18:27] I don't got...

[00:18:28] I'm in your door.

[00:18:32] Oh, are you showing us a tour of the house?

[00:18:35] No, man.

[00:18:36] There's shit everywhere in here.

[00:18:38] I can't even...

[00:18:39] Look, I'm trying to figure out where my phone charge at.

[00:18:44] You know, he got boxes everywhere.

[00:18:46] Like, I'm in the unloading U-Haul truck before this call.

[00:18:57] Yeah.

[00:18:59] I feel like a maintenance man.

[00:19:03] You know, a maintenance man be coming.

[00:19:05] He got keys.

[00:19:06] I got a bunch of keys.

[00:19:08] Yeah, he's got like 15 keys and trying to figure out which one goes to which door.

[00:19:14] That was me.

[00:19:15] Moose was talking about early.

[00:19:17] He got...

[00:19:17] He do a lot of...

[00:19:19] When you get a house, you got a lot of different stuff that...

[00:19:23] Like, you got to fix all the time.

[00:19:24] Are you handy?

[00:19:27] Like, are you repaired?

[00:19:29] Like, can you repair stuff?

[00:19:33] Well, I'll help my stepdad every now and then, like, do stuff around the house.

[00:19:37] Like what?

[00:19:40] Well, like, one day...

[00:19:41] Let's see.

[00:19:42] What all have we done?

[00:19:44] Um...

[00:19:46] A few months ago, I helped him with the fence.

[00:19:50] Like, when you say helped him with the fence, what did you do exactly?

[00:19:54] Well, like, we had...

[00:19:55] We got this auger and was, like, drilling holes and stuff.

[00:20:04] Look...

[00:20:04] And we...

[00:20:05] You said, look...

[00:20:06] I'm trying to look...

[00:20:07] Because when you say stuff...

[00:20:08] I'm trying to make the determination...

[00:20:10] If you actually were just standing around...

[00:20:13] Or you...

[00:20:13] No, no.

[00:20:14] No, we was, like...

[00:20:16] It's tough.

[00:20:19] We would, like, hold the auger and drill it into the ground and...

[00:20:24] Let me give a better example.

[00:20:27] If...

[00:20:28] I don't know.

[00:20:30] Your refrigerator went out.

[00:20:33] Would you be a person that would try to fix it?

[00:20:37] Or would you just be like, all right, I'm going to call somebody right away?

[00:20:41] Or I'm going to get...

[00:20:43] Just get a new refrigerator.

[00:20:45] There's a couple of different people.

[00:20:47] Oh, I would...

[00:20:48] I would try to look at it first.

[00:20:51] Okay.

[00:20:53] And what would...

[00:20:54] How...

[00:20:54] To what extent would you go into trying to fix it?

[00:20:59] I probably wouldn't, like, try to fix it too long before I was, like, screw this.

[00:21:04] I need to make it fun.

[00:21:05] So, when you say you would look at it, what would you do?

[00:21:09] Would you take the back...

[00:21:10] Would you slide it...

[00:21:11] Unscrew the back of it?

[00:21:13] To see if you could see something?

[00:21:16] Or would you just...

[00:21:17] Would you YouTube?

[00:21:18] Or would you just go and...

[00:21:19] Like, all right.

[00:21:21] It'll come...

[00:21:22] I'm plugging.

[00:21:22] Plug it back in.

[00:21:23] Not work.

[00:21:25] I would probably unplug it first.

[00:21:28] See what happens.

[00:21:29] And plug it back in.

[00:21:31] And then I would take off...

[00:21:32] You know, start taking off some stuff.

[00:21:37] Because I...

[00:21:38] This just happened at my...

[00:21:41] My mom's house.

[00:21:43] And my dad, he was working on the refrigerator.

[00:21:46] And I was like, huh.

[00:21:48] Like, stuff that I would do...

[00:21:50] That he don't...

[00:21:51] So, when people say they fixing stuff or they working on stuff...

[00:21:54] Like...

[00:21:56] Like, my mom was standing there.

[00:21:58] And she was like, you know...

[00:21:59] Or my sister and them would be there.

[00:22:00] And then, oh, he's just working on it.

[00:22:02] But...

[00:22:04] I don't know exactly what he was doing.

[00:22:08] Like, he a different level of handing than I am.

[00:22:12] So, I was trying to gauge...

[00:22:13] You can kind of gauge on...

[00:22:17] People's level of handing.

[00:22:18] Because I know some people...

[00:22:19] There's one guy that...

[00:22:20] A mechanic I go to there.

[00:22:22] One of my dad's friends.

[00:22:23] He...

[00:22:23] He, like, outlines his tools.

[00:22:26] Like, he has all the wrenches, like, around his garage.

[00:22:28] And they're outlined.

[00:22:30] So, he'd know exactly where to put it.

[00:22:32] Like, this is probably the cleanest...

[00:22:36] Mechanic I've ever...

[00:22:37] You know...

[00:22:37] The cleanest shop I've ever seen.

[00:22:38] He just works on cars.

[00:22:39] But he got all of his tools on the wall.

[00:22:41] And like a little...

[00:22:42] A little stock room in the back.

[00:22:43] And then he built the shop himself.

[00:22:47] So, these are...

[00:22:48] Like, there's different...

[00:22:50] Like, alright.

[00:22:50] If I say you handy...

[00:22:52] Are you like...

[00:22:53] I can build a shop handy?

[00:22:55] Or like...

[00:22:56] Alright.

[00:22:56] I'll put some screws in the door.

[00:22:58] If it's loose.

[00:23:00] Handy.

[00:23:00] Which one are you?

[00:23:02] Put some screws in the door.

[00:23:04] If it's loose.

[00:23:06] Kind of handy.

[00:23:07] That's probably the...

[00:23:09] You're not handy.

[00:23:16] Okay.

[00:23:17] That's different.

[00:23:18] It's levels to it.

[00:23:18] It's okay.

[00:23:20] Yeah.

[00:23:21] I'm definitely...

[00:23:21] I'm definitely like closer to the bottom of handy.

[00:23:24] Like, I'm...

[00:23:26] Okay.

[00:23:27] Because you know...

[00:23:27] He said...

[00:23:28] Okay.

[00:23:29] That's the...

[00:23:30] I think that's...

[00:23:31] I don't know how I could have got to a...

[00:23:35] You're close to the bottom level of the...

[00:23:37] Of the handy.

[00:23:38] Do you know someone that's...

[00:23:40] That's handy like that?

[00:23:43] Oh, I know several...

[00:23:45] Several people.

[00:23:46] Are they like family members?

[00:23:48] Yeah.

[00:23:49] Like family members.

[00:23:50] Like mom.

[00:23:51] I have several uncles that are carpenters...

[00:23:53] And can build...

[00:23:55] A bunch of stuff.

[00:23:58] Have you ever asked them where they learned that from?

[00:24:01] So...

[00:24:02] On my dad's side...

[00:24:04] All my uncles that are into carpentry...

[00:24:06] Learned it from their dad.

[00:24:10] And I think...

[00:24:11] He learned it from his dad.

[00:24:13] So...

[00:24:14] It was just like a passed on...

[00:24:16] Thing.

[00:24:17] Woo.

[00:24:19] And then...

[00:24:20] On my mom's side...

[00:24:22] I have an uncle that's a carpenter.

[00:24:24] But I'm not sure where he got those skills from.

[00:24:28] Huh.

[00:24:30] I got you.

[00:24:33] I wonder if it's just carpentry.

[00:24:37] Or is that where...

[00:24:38] I mean, I guess it's...

[00:24:40] They didn't have a direct teaching.

[00:24:42] But I guess this is where the rest of the skills...

[00:24:44] Like you learned.

[00:24:45] So you think you got...

[00:24:46] Do you got anything like that from...

[00:24:50] Somewhere in Brooklyn...

[00:24:52] You only know how to do two screws, I guess.

[00:24:56] Yeah.

[00:24:58] I definitely didn't learn all those carpentry skills.

[00:25:02] So...

[00:25:03] So...

[00:25:03] That's...

[00:25:03] But if you picked up...

[00:25:04] You learned something, though.

[00:25:06] Do you know...

[00:25:07] Is there something else that you learned?

[00:25:09] Like those...

[00:25:10] Like you didn't pick up the carpentry skills.

[00:25:14] Like your cousins or whoever it is that...

[00:25:18] That actually can do all that carpentry work and build a house from scratch.

[00:25:25] What did...

[00:25:25] Do you know what you...

[00:25:26] Like there's something that you do very well.

[00:25:29] Do you know something that you do very well and you just don't know why you do it?

[00:25:34] Something that I do very well.

[00:25:37] Yeah.

[00:25:38] Like as far as handiwork, probably not.

[00:25:42] Like if that's what...

[00:25:44] Like some people can cook very well and they don't know why they can cook well.

[00:25:48] They just...

[00:25:49] I don't know.

[00:25:50] I am a pretty good cook.

[00:25:52] But it like...

[00:25:53] Like you said well.

[00:25:55] Like I wouldn't call myself like...

[00:25:57] I wouldn't put myself in that category.

[00:26:00] Okay.

[00:26:01] Like I'm...

[00:26:01] I'm good.

[00:26:02] But I'm not like...

[00:26:05] You know...

[00:26:07] Like what?

[00:26:09] Well, like I'm not as good as like my granny or my mom or any of them.

[00:26:14] But like I can...

[00:26:15] I can...

[00:26:16] So...

[00:26:17] When I was in Virginia, I made a cake for my granny and I made the frosting homemade

[00:26:24] and everything.

[00:26:25] Oh yeah.

[00:26:26] You made homemade frosting like that?

[00:26:29] So you cook.

[00:26:31] You make a...

[00:26:33] Yeah.

[00:26:34] Where do you cook from?

[00:26:35] It was a...

[00:26:35] Where do you learn to cook from?

[00:26:37] Mostly my mom.

[00:26:39] And then just watching my granny and other people cook.

[00:26:43] I gotcha.

[00:26:44] And then for Thanksgiving, I smoked a turkey.

[00:26:47] So yeah, I can cook a little bit.

[00:26:49] But I wouldn't like...

[00:26:52] Put my...

[00:26:52] Like I'm better than...

[00:26:54] I would probably say I'm better than my dad and my stepdad.

[00:26:57] But I'm not as good as my granny or my mom.

[00:27:02] And people like that.

[00:27:04] Gotcha.

[00:27:06] Alright.

[00:27:07] But yeah, if I wanted to make some like chicken and dumplings, I could get a pot and make some

[00:27:12] chicken and dumplings.

[00:27:13] From scratch?

[00:27:15] Yeah.

[00:27:16] What?

[00:27:18] Ladies, y'all hear that?

[00:27:19] My boy can make chicken and dumplings from scratch.

[00:27:26] Oh man.

[00:27:27] And I like the...

[00:27:28] I like the fluffy dumplings.

[00:27:31] I'm not much for like the flat dumplings.

[00:27:34] Yeah.

[00:27:36] Like I like the biscuit.

[00:27:38] Well, not necessarily like a biscuit.

[00:27:40] But like I like a real doughy dumpling.

[00:27:46] Alright, gotcha.

[00:27:48] So like when my mom makes it, I like how she does it.

[00:27:51] Because she does Crisco, flour, and buttermilk.

[00:27:58] And then kind of like mixes it.

[00:28:03] And then just plops it into the chicken.

[00:28:09] You got it.

[00:28:12] Nice look.

[00:28:14] That's pretty good, man.

[00:28:15] Especially if you got a bunch of people.

[00:28:17] I'll be around people that can cook and I'll be watching them.

[00:28:20] And they don't give up.

[00:28:22] They just got to figure out how much seasoning and stuff they put in stuff.

[00:28:27] Right.

[00:28:29] I think that's good.

[00:28:30] My mom does season pretty heavy.

[00:28:34] Yeah.

[00:28:34] That's what you got.

[00:28:35] I guess it's how the...

[00:28:36] You guys, just from watching...

[00:28:38] Whatever you watch it, that's what you're going to learn.

[00:28:42] Yeah.

[00:28:43] I guess those guys who learned the carpentry work, they just...

[00:28:47] We're watching them.

[00:28:48] But if you watch your mom cook, that's how you learn how to cook.

[00:28:52] Yeah.

[00:28:56] I watch her cook and I'll help her cook and stuff.

[00:28:59] And then I'll help my stepdad with stuff outside.

[00:29:04] But then I'll come back inside and do some inside stuff.

[00:29:09] Like work on laundry and sweep and mop.

[00:29:15] That's right.

[00:29:17] I wonder if moose is handed like that.

[00:29:24] Yeah.

[00:29:24] Like I hear people...

[00:29:26] Like I try to gauge people when I walk down the street.

[00:29:29] And then I judge them.

[00:29:30] I'm like, huh, I wonder what they can do.

[00:29:33] You want to know?

[00:29:35] Yeah.

[00:29:37] So I am...

[00:29:39] I would say I'm medium handy.

[00:29:42] All right.

[00:29:43] Medium handy.

[00:29:44] This is...

[00:29:44] Yeah.

[00:29:45] So like building things from scratch, I can't do.

[00:29:49] Carpentry work, I can't do.

[00:29:50] I'm not good at that sort of thing.

[00:29:53] I ran a landscaping business for like eight years.

[00:29:56] So like I'm good at like outside work.

[00:30:00] I know how to smoke meat really well.

[00:30:04] And don't sit down at a card table with me.

[00:30:07] Yeah.

[00:30:08] So like I'm good at like things like that.

[00:30:10] So how did you like...

[00:30:11] You just play card tables?

[00:30:13] You study cards?

[00:30:13] No, I just...

[00:30:14] I've been a poker player like for over half my life.

[00:30:16] But like...

[00:30:18] Yeah, yeah.

[00:30:19] And I'm a musician.

[00:30:20] You know, like I do all kinds of stuff.

[00:30:22] But like handy is a very...

[00:30:25] I don't know.

[00:30:26] That's a heavy word because like, you know, people are really good at specific things they're

[00:30:31] good at.

[00:30:31] Right?

[00:30:32] Yeah.

[00:30:32] So I think a lot of people...

[00:30:34] When they say folks have hidden talents...

[00:30:37] Yeah, I believe them.

[00:30:37] I think, you know, there's not souls rolling around the planet that aren't good at anything.

[00:30:42] You know, unless they've just been sleeping under a rock for their entire life.

[00:30:46] You know?

[00:30:46] I think you, you know, pick skills as...

[00:30:49] Just as humans pick skills and, you know, find things that you're really good at and

[00:30:53] kind of gravitate to them.

[00:30:54] So that's kind of what I did.

[00:30:56] You know, I really like playing cards.

[00:30:57] I like playing music.

[00:30:58] I like eating good food.

[00:30:59] So by and large, you know, I was good at those things.

[00:31:04] You know, I can throw a pretty decent event.

[00:31:07] You know, I think that's fun.

[00:31:08] But it's all like, you know, it's everything you put your mind to.

[00:31:12] And what you decide that you want to be good at in life, you're going to do it.

[00:31:16] You know?

[00:31:17] Like, I could care less about being handy about like, you know, fixing whatever around the

[00:31:22] house.

[00:31:22] My wife gets on my case all the time about it.

[00:31:24] But I'm like, I know how my boy up the street, he runs a construction company that he can hire

[00:31:29] two jobbers out here and we can get it done next week.

[00:31:32] You know?

[00:31:33] So I also learned at a really young age that, you know, if you sometimes the price of being

[00:31:42] handy or like, like is as higher than actually being handy.

[00:31:48] Right.

[00:31:48] You can mess stuff up.

[00:31:49] Like some buddies of mine and I, when I was in high school, like tried to like fix my Jeep.

[00:31:55] How'd that go?

[00:31:56] Not great.

[00:31:57] You know, it ended up costing us more money to get it fixed by seasoned professional.

[00:32:02] So like, so that's the thing.

[00:32:03] Like sometimes if you're not handy, you probably should just find somebody that is instead of

[00:32:09] trying to like, like cut your arm off, trying to use a skill saw.

[00:32:15] That's what, right.

[00:32:18] That's like Isaiah said, he was handy.

[00:32:20] I was like, how handy are you exactly?

[00:32:24] Cause that is.

[00:32:25] I took masonry in high school.

[00:32:28] So like I laid brick and stuff.

[00:32:31] Okay.

[00:32:33] Did you find yourself good at that?

[00:32:35] I was okay.

[00:32:37] Okay.

[00:32:38] So what do you, what do you find?

[00:32:40] Like you were like best at in life.

[00:32:42] Like, what do you think?

[00:32:44] Like if, if, if the hill you're dying on, what do you think is the best thing that you're

[00:32:48] the best at?

[00:32:50] I really like writing.

[00:32:52] Okay.

[00:32:53] So I would probably say like, that's probably one of my strong suits.

[00:32:59] Are you going to put it, you should, uh, and you're trying to implement that, right?

[00:33:02] You're trying to like write jokes and write, like write stuff, right.

[00:33:06] You know, all the, all the things, right.

[00:33:09] Right.

[00:33:11] Yeah.

[00:33:12] But yeah, I, yeah, I like writing jokes.

[00:33:15] Like I'd say I'm good at that.

[00:33:18] Yeah, for sure.

[00:33:19] And Ray was, you know, probably, were you the funny kid in class, right?

[00:33:23] Like when you were a kid?

[00:33:24] I was not.

[00:33:25] Okay.

[00:33:25] Then, then, then how'd you get to where you were?

[00:33:27] Like, how'd you find comedy as a niche though?

[00:33:30] Uh, just being around people.

[00:33:33] That was the thing I was, uh, it was, it was actually a, just something I enjoyed doing.

[00:33:40] It wasn't even a, and I think, I think that's probably why I don't even, when I'm at my best,

[00:33:49] I'm not thinking about it.

[00:33:52] So I think that's the, I just found the, the thing that I just do well and now I'm just trying to shape it.

[00:34:02] And so I think that I enjoy, I enjoy doing it already.

[00:34:06] So I'm naturally just, I just get better because now I enjoy doing it.

[00:34:09] Now I'm learning about it.

[00:34:10] So it, it makes it more of a, less work, but I think the performing for me is always the,

[00:34:18] cause I like writing too.

[00:34:19] Like I, I'm a, I'm more of a writer probably than the performer, but I have to work at the performing piece.

[00:34:29] So that's, uh, always the.

[00:34:34] That's the misnomer.

[00:34:35] People think that, you know, people that perform and get up on stage and do things that it just comes

[00:34:40] natural to them.

[00:34:41] No, no, it doesn't.

[00:34:42] It like takes a lot of practice and a lot of years of eating shit on stage before you get good or decent enough to command money,

[00:34:52] you know?

[00:34:53] And that's the, that, that, that's what's so hard, you know?

[00:34:56] Like I've been, I've, I dare call myself a professional musician, but like I've played gigs for 25 years in this town and North Carolina.

[00:35:04] And, you know, I had to like eat years of people like could care less what you're doing up there before, you know,

[00:35:13] people started caring.

[00:35:15] And, you know, and I think that's where people in art, entertainment, whatever, in that first handful, first five years, Isaiah,

[00:35:24] listen to this in the first five years, they get really discouraged and quit because, you know, they don't get,

[00:35:30] they don't get a look, but I'll be, I'll be straight with you.

[00:35:34] Like the internet's helped that a lot is because, you know, you don't have to have stage time.

[00:35:40] You can be creative on the internet and all of a sudden you're starting to book gigs or, you know, or whatever, you know?

[00:35:49] It's the same thing, y'all.

[00:35:51] Like it's, you know, finding something that you really like to do and like diving into it and like figuring out the best way to do it.

[00:35:59] Like for me, like I like just like in like music for me when I'm playing, it's like, I'm not the best musician, but you know what I do?

[00:36:07] I'm really good at surrounding myself with people who are really, really good, you know, and I can put something together and it's,

[00:36:13] it sounds good and I can invite people that are showstoppers, you know?

[00:36:18] And that's the thing.

[00:36:19] Like you just have to hone your act.

[00:36:20] It's the same thing for everything, but it takes practice.

[00:36:23] It takes, you know, the won't, you know, it's the won't to be good.

[00:36:29] So that is definitely it.

[00:36:33] Words of advice, words of wisdom from Moose.

[00:36:38] Moose, yeah.

[00:36:39] I mean, it's just laughing.

[00:36:40] Motivational speaker.

[00:36:42] Yeah, he should have been a motivational speaker.

[00:36:45] Be somebody, y'all.

[00:36:47] Get out there.

[00:36:49] We need to start looking him at.

[00:36:51] Is this what Tony Robbins feels like?

[00:36:53] You know who that is?

[00:36:54] I have no idea who Tony Robbins is.

[00:36:57] I think he's a motivational speaker.

[00:36:59] He is.

[00:37:01] Now, if you would have said Mark Marrow, I would have known that.

[00:37:06] Oh, yeah.

[00:37:06] He's good.

[00:37:07] Because he's a motivational speaker now.

[00:37:10] Who is?

[00:37:10] Mark Marrow is?

[00:37:11] The comic?

[00:37:12] Or Mark Marrow, the wrestler.

[00:37:15] Oh, I don't know who that is.

[00:37:16] But you, he, Sable was his valet.

[00:37:19] I don't know who that is either.

[00:37:20] You don't know who Sable is?

[00:37:22] No, I don't watch wrestling.

[00:37:23] Do you know who Brock Lesnar is?

[00:37:26] I know who Brock Lesnar is.

[00:37:28] Okay, so Sable is married to Brock Lesnar now.

[00:37:32] Sable is a female?

[00:37:34] Yeah.

[00:37:34] Okay.

[00:37:35] But she used to be married to Mark Marrow, like, back in the day.

[00:37:41] And they used to do this thing where he, like, she would, like, come out in, like, skimpy clothing.

[00:37:46] And he didn't like it.

[00:37:48] So he would, like, put a potato sack on her and stuff.

[00:37:52] All right.

[00:37:53] I mean, I'm not putting a potato sack on anybody.

[00:37:57] That's crazy.

[00:37:59] Yeah.

[00:38:00] I mean, it was entertaining to watch on TV.

[00:38:03] It was entertaining?

[00:38:04] I think it's kind of funny for her to come out in a potato sack.

[00:38:09] And he's, like, this piece of crap guy.

[00:38:11] Like, oh, you should, you know, keep wearing that potato sack.

[00:38:15] And, you know, don't wear anything else.

[00:38:17] And, you know, hold the ropes while I get in the ring, woman.

[00:38:21] Like, I thought that was kind of it.

[00:38:23] I mean, it's, like, it's just entertaining TV, I think.

[00:38:27] Okay.

[00:38:28] I believe you.

[00:38:29] Dude, I haven't watched wrestling in so long.

[00:38:31] Is The Ultimate Warrior still on?

[00:38:34] He's dead.

[00:38:37] How about the Road Warriors?

[00:38:39] How about the Road Warriors?

[00:38:40] They're dead.

[00:38:42] They're dead.

[00:38:43] They're dead.

[00:38:44] How about Chris Benoit?

[00:38:47] Are you, wait, is this a serious question?

[00:38:50] How about Chris Benoit?

[00:38:52] How about Eddie Guerrero?

[00:38:56] Both of them are dead.

[00:38:57] This is me fucking with you, Isaiah.

[00:38:58] All of them people are dead.

[00:39:02] The Road Warriors and Ultimate Warrior, I thought you was serious.

[00:39:06] And then once you got to Chris Benoit, I was like, yeah, he's fucking with me on this one.

[00:39:12] Because that was all over the news when he did that.

[00:39:15] How about Owen Hart?

[00:39:16] Is he still around?

[00:39:18] There's another one.

[00:39:21] Yeah.

[00:39:22] He got a poem pail through his ass.

[00:39:25] Isn't that how he died?

[00:39:26] He fell from way the hell up there, didn't he?

[00:39:30] Because his harness, like, they didn't make the harness correctly.

[00:39:37] And when he fell, like, when he came down from the rafters, it just gave away.

[00:39:43] For those listening at home that don't know who Owen Hart is, Owen Hart died during a big wrestling match 20 years ago.

[00:39:50] King of the ring.

[00:39:51] He fell, like, I mean, 50 feet to his death, probably, on live television.

[00:39:57] He got impaled by a post or something like that.

[00:40:00] Like, awful, didn't he?

[00:40:01] It wasn't awful like that.

[00:40:03] Oh, yeah.

[00:40:05] If you go back and watch the pay-per-view, like...

[00:40:07] No, I'm not.

[00:40:08] You can tell me all about it.

[00:40:11] It cuts...

[00:40:12] Well, like, it's still in there where they mention...

[00:40:15] Like, it never does show him falling into the ring.

[00:40:20] Yeah.

[00:40:20] But it does show the announcers going, Owen Hart just died tragically.

[00:40:26] And then it'll cut to the wrestlers, and you can see a big bloodstain on the map.

[00:40:32] Oh, wow.

[00:40:33] No, I mean, they should have just sent everybody home at that point.

[00:40:37] Well, Vince McMahon, they mentioned that in the documentary on Netflix.

[00:40:43] What's Netflix?

[00:40:44] He thought about it.

[00:40:44] I'm just kidding.

[00:40:45] Right.

[00:40:46] And he thought about it.

[00:40:48] And then he was like, but our job is to, like, the show must go on kind of mentality took over.

[00:40:56] He's a real asshole.

[00:40:58] No, he's a real asshole.

[00:40:59] Like, somebody just died.

[00:41:00] You send everybody home.

[00:41:02] Like, that's...

[00:41:03] Oh, yeah.

[00:41:03] I mean, if I would have been running it, I would have been like, yeah, everybody go home.

[00:41:09] Somebody just died.

[00:41:10] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:41:11] Turn down the ring immediately.

[00:41:13] At that point, sport doesn't matter.

[00:41:16] Right.

[00:41:16] Yeah, it's cold.

[00:41:19] And I also think he was greedy because he was like, oh, look at all this money that's being made.

[00:41:24] Let's get, you know, the fans came here for a show.

[00:41:26] I think that people probably got their money's worth.

[00:41:28] You know what I'm saying?

[00:41:29] Right.

[00:41:29] They did, though.

[00:41:30] They did, because you came to see some people get their ass whooped.

[00:41:36] That's...

[00:41:38] They did.

[00:41:38] They got their ass whooped.

[00:41:39] I mean, think about...

[00:41:41] What arena was that in, Isaiah?

[00:41:43] It was in...

[00:41:45] Let's see.

[00:41:46] I know it was King of the Ring, but I'm not sure what city.

[00:41:50] It might have been Canada, but I could be wrong.

[00:41:53] Was it inside or outside?

[00:41:54] Do you remember?

[00:41:55] It was inside.

[00:41:56] So, it was probably like 30,000 people at the most, right?

[00:42:00] Yeah, 30,000.

[00:42:01] So, 30,000 people saw that dude.

[00:42:04] But wait, wait.

[00:42:05] But wait, though, man.

[00:42:06] That is kind of thing.

[00:42:07] Well, actually, it might have been more than that, because back in the day, like, that is when wrestling was at its heyday.

[00:42:15] So, there might have been 50,000.

[00:42:16] Probably just the capacity in an arena, like the biggest arenas around.

[00:42:20] But what were you saying, Ray?

[00:42:22] Go ahead.

[00:42:23] No, I just want, like...

[00:42:25] They used to watch somebody die on wrestling every episode.

[00:42:29] What?

[00:42:29] When The Undertaker came out?

[00:42:32] Somebody...

[00:42:34] Every time somebody died, like...

[00:42:36] Put him in a coffin?

[00:42:38] Yeah.

[00:42:39] And then they put...

[00:42:43] They thought it was part of the show for a while.

[00:42:46] Man, we went from motivational speaking to wrestling real quick, didn't we?

[00:42:50] We did.

[00:42:52] You motivated us, and then told us about this gruesome story.

[00:42:56] Listen, y'all, you can be a professional wrestler if you want to do it.

[00:42:58] If that is your niche in life, that's what you want to do.

[00:43:01] Put that leotard singlet on and get out there and be somebody.

[00:43:05] Go do it.

[00:43:06] Go humping around the fairgrounds and get a rusty pole and pale dress like Owen Hart did.

[00:43:12] That's what...

[00:43:13] Yeah, Lee, man.

[00:43:14] There's people...

[00:43:16] I'm not trying to get my ass kicked on a podcast, but the people that do UFC and wrestling and stuff like that,

[00:43:23] man, them dudes are tough.

[00:43:24] They eat it every day, man.

[00:43:27] I mean, they're dang sure athletes.

[00:43:30] And it's...

[00:43:32] You know, wrestling's quote-unquote fake, yeah.

[00:43:34] Mike scripted, yeah.

[00:43:35] But those dudes put themselves through it.

[00:43:38] And those UFC dudes, here's a good question.

[00:43:41] Do they take hits to the face every day?

[00:43:44] Like during training?

[00:43:45] Do you know?

[00:43:47] Do they?

[00:43:49] I think...

[00:43:50] I don't think every day.

[00:43:53] I mean, you gotta...

[00:43:54] I mean, I was just...

[00:43:54] If you spar with anybody...

[00:43:57] I spar sometimes in Muay Thai.

[00:44:01] You gonna get caught.

[00:44:02] If you're a fighter, eventually you gonna get hit.

[00:44:05] It's just every day, it's not your day.

[00:44:06] Even if you're training.

[00:44:08] If you're a fighter, you expect to get hit at some point.

[00:44:11] And the thing is, you ain't gonna know what you're gonna get hit with because y'all fighting.

[00:44:16] They come with some new shit.

[00:44:17] It's like you coming with some new.

[00:44:20] You're gonna get caught at some point.

[00:44:21] Even if you're the best, everybody gets caught.

[00:44:25] You get hit on the butt and you're gonna pass out.

[00:44:28] Yeah.

[00:44:29] And I'm serious.

[00:44:30] You get hit right under the cheek right there.

[00:44:33] It doesn't matter how...

[00:44:34] Your baby can hit you that hard.

[00:44:36] And you're gonna go out.

[00:44:37] Yeah.

[00:44:38] You know, I just...

[00:44:40] I don't feel bad for them because they're making that conscious decision to go and do that.

[00:44:45] But it's like, man, damn, in like 10 years, where are you gonna be at?

[00:44:51] I'm serious now.

[00:44:52] You know, like where...

[00:44:53] You take it through your face.

[00:44:54] Yeah.

[00:44:55] But I mean, I could be wrong.

[00:44:56] Maybe they're doing more conditioning than striking and like...

[00:45:01] Or getting...

[00:45:02] Or sparring or whatever.

[00:45:03] But still, like...

[00:45:04] You're getting hit more than the average person.

[00:45:07] Yeah.

[00:45:07] I haven't got hit in the face in 20 years.

[00:45:10] But I can't say that, man.

[00:45:11] Them cabinets be low in the RV sometimes.

[00:45:14] Oh, I'm talking about a human fist.

[00:45:16] I don't think I've ever got hit in the face with a human fist.

[00:45:20] Isaiah, you've never been hit in the face?

[00:45:21] I've never been hit in the face with a human fist.

[00:45:24] Let me hit you in the face, Isaiah.

[00:45:25] Never.

[00:45:26] We found a new segment on Unplanning Unashamed.

[00:45:28] Hey, man, what?

[00:45:31] I'll get it open-handed.

[00:45:34] No, no, no, no.

[00:45:36] I'm trying to keep it that way.

[00:45:38] What did Five Finger say to the face?

[00:45:39] It's too late now.

[00:45:40] The listeners out there, I'm like, they gonna wanna be the first one to slap Isaiah.

[00:45:43] Get in line to slap Isaiah.

[00:45:46] There you go.

[00:45:46] Here we go.

[00:45:47] Hey, if this podcast gets 100 shares, we'll have Isaiah get slapped straight on the podcast.

[00:45:53] Yeah, if this podcast gets 100 shares, I will let somebody slap me in the face as hard as possible.

[00:46:02] I wouldn't say that.

[00:46:03] I would just say a good one.

[00:46:06] I wouldn't say that.

[00:46:09] Heck for...

[00:46:10] All right.

[00:46:11] Have y'all seen the...

[00:46:12] All right.

[00:46:13] Slap competition.

[00:46:14] Let me tell you this.

[00:46:16] So, Isaiah getting slapped in the face for how many shares, Isaiah?

[00:46:19] Because this is on you.

[00:46:21] This is your face getting slapped.

[00:46:23] 100 shares.

[00:46:24] 100 shares.

[00:46:26] Hey, I'm gonna share all of them myself.

[00:46:28] Oh, man.

[00:46:29] I'll tell you one thing.

[00:46:32] 100 shares and I'll let some...

[00:46:35] I'll let people slap me in the face.

[00:46:37] No, no.

[00:46:37] You wanna say one person.

[00:46:39] You don't have a line at the door.

[00:46:43] I will let...

[00:46:45] I have a buddy that wrestles like the professional like WWE type stuff.

[00:46:52] I will let him slap me in the face as hard as he can for 100 shares.

[00:46:58] What?

[00:46:59] Yeah.

[00:47:00] Okay.

[00:47:01] I mean...

[00:47:02] Have you...

[00:47:03] Dude, don't hit you in the button.

[00:47:05] Should we up the ante?

[00:47:07] I tell you...

[00:47:07] When you're letting a professional athlete hit you in the face, I would hopefully you would

[00:47:11] up the ante.

[00:47:13] I was just thinking some geek off the street, not like...

[00:47:16] Hey, do you know what's on the street?

[00:47:19] For 100 shares, I will find a wrestling ring and let him do like a flare chop.

[00:47:28] I was just thinking just outside the office.

[00:47:30] Just let somebody drop off his vacuum.

[00:47:32] You should just a regular UPS man.

[00:47:35] You're a regular dude jumping on packages.

[00:47:38] Hey.

[00:47:39] Are you the guy...

[00:47:40] I tell you what, it takes me a lot more than 100 shares to get hit smack in the face.

[00:47:44] It's not fun getting hit in the face.

[00:47:45] It's not.

[00:47:47] It ain't.

[00:47:48] Oh, just like for a million, like for a million shares, I would do like worse than that.

[00:47:53] Don't...

[00:47:54] Don't...

[00:47:55] I'll edit the podcast.

[00:47:57] So...

[00:47:57] All right.

[00:47:58] So that is the ask.

[00:48:00] 100 shares for this episode.

[00:48:03] And we're going to have somebody slap me in the face.

[00:48:07] There you go.

[00:48:08] Our choice.

[00:48:09] Me and Ray will talk about it.

[00:48:10] Yeah.

[00:48:11] We'll see how it goes.

[00:48:12] What are we talking about?

[00:48:13] Who is going to slap Isaiah in the face for 100 shares?

[00:48:16] I don't even get hit in the face by a professional athlete.

[00:48:20] Hey, Ray, what's your wife doing after we get 100 shares?

[00:48:23] I think we should let Ray's wife smack Isaiah right in the face.

[00:48:26] She's strong as hell.

[00:48:27] I know.

[00:48:28] I'm seeing...

[00:48:34] Hey, my wife will do it.

[00:48:36] I've seen my wife hit somebody in the face real hard before.

[00:48:39] There we go.

[00:48:40] I swear to God.

[00:48:40] It was like one of the first times that her and I hung out.

[00:48:43] We were at my buddy's house.

[00:48:45] She jammed somewhere?

[00:48:46] And we might have been drinking.

[00:48:49] And he was just...

[00:48:50] They were just talking shit back in front.

[00:48:51] You know how friends do.

[00:48:52] Just talking shit.

[00:48:55] And he was like, you won't smack me in the face.

[00:48:57] You know, this, that, and the other thing.

[00:48:59] And my wife crow-hopped him.

[00:49:01] Like, just straight crow-hopped and smacked him as hard as she could in the face.

[00:49:06] Stole off on him.

[00:49:06] And he...

[00:49:07] What's that?

[00:49:08] Stole off on him.

[00:49:10] Yeah, put one on him.

[00:49:11] No, just like open hand.

[00:49:12] But he felt it.

[00:49:13] He went down to a knee.

[00:49:15] It was hilarious.

[00:49:18] I'll never forget that.

[00:49:19] That was also the night I knew I loved her, too.

[00:49:24] He said shit.

[00:49:26] I'm like, yeah, she can protect me.

[00:49:31] She can be my bodyguard.

[00:49:33] I'll never forget that night.

[00:49:35] Hey, no.

[00:49:35] She's like, look, you gonna let me go out here by myself?

[00:49:38] Yeah, but he was talking shit.

[00:49:40] He was like, it won't hurt.

[00:49:42] There's that and everything.

[00:49:43] And, you know, just back and forth talking shit.

[00:49:47] And she was like, really?

[00:49:49] Really?

[00:49:49] You don't think it'll hurt?

[00:49:50] And she laid on him.

[00:49:53] Damn.

[00:49:54] They be saying, oh, it won't hurt.

[00:49:55] Let me throw hands.

[00:49:57] Hey, she grew up with three brothers.

[00:49:58] She knows how to throw a punch.

[00:50:01] Yeah.

[00:50:02] Oh, yeah.

[00:50:03] If she grew up with that many brothers, she did some fighting.

[00:50:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:50:08] Oh, yeah.

[00:50:08] It was volatile for a minute, too.

[00:50:10] So, yeah.

[00:50:11] She knows how to fight.

[00:50:14] Yeah.

[00:50:15] But, yeah.

[00:50:15] That's what we'll do for 100 shares.

[00:50:18] Moose's wife will slap me and then Ray's wife will slap me.

[00:50:20] That was such an easy segue.

[00:50:23] My wife will smack you.

[00:50:25] My wife would relish in the moment to be able to smack you.

[00:50:28] And she's never met you in her life.

[00:50:30] I don't know.

[00:50:30] I'm going to ask her, though.

[00:50:32] Oh, she would just, she would picture a certain person in her life's face on your face, Isaiah,

[00:50:36] and she will smack you.

[00:50:38] I'd be like, just picture the most evil person and just let me have it.

[00:50:44] Oh, that's hilarious.

[00:50:46] You're going to lose two teeth, Isaiah.

[00:50:51] That was a good segue, Isaiah.

[00:50:52] I didn't even think about putting those two together.

[00:50:55] That's how you let go of a podcast right there, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:50:59] Isaiah knows how to put a podcast together.

[00:51:04] Yep.

[00:51:06] Piece it together.

[00:51:09] We'll be talking about some wild stuff on here.

[00:51:13] And we never know where it's going to go, but we're unplanned and unashamed.

[00:51:17] That's what we are.

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[00:51:44] Bye.

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