Episode 192: A $10M Cocktail, Chimp Crazy & Pickleball vs Paddleball

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madagant's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, full of bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Madagant's. Welcome.

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Steve, he says, welcome.

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_01]: What a crazy weekend. What a crazy week. This is how I feel about seeing all the shows I'm going to do in

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_01]: 2025. They've been announced. First, what are we drinking?

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The little beer from Las Vegas called Retro Glow. I was a sucker for the can. As always,

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm the label, Lady. I'm the Can Lady. It's a hazy IPA.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_01]: 7% alcohol Vegas. It's delicious though. If you see that, you can find it in Walgreens in Las Vegas.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice. Yeah, that's why I found it. Yeah.

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It's delicious. It's Las Vegas Brewing Company. A hazy IPA.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Kathleen has sent me some spicy, crayfish.

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Crophish. Crophish? Is that the way this bill?

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my God. Oh my God. That was a W.

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Pringles. Yeah, it's what we're eating. It's what's really super hot.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Good morning. How are you? Why? I was hungry. Really, truthfully.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_01]: They're pretty good. I don't taste Crophish. It just tastes like a hot potato chip.

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Or crayfish? Yeah. I don't taste any of it.

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And on here, there's a picture of a little shrimp. I don't taste them either.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, Pringles, I think you struck out on that one. But I mean they're fine.

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I will never not look at a Pringles can if they can make a very joke.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Right? He's as joke was up. Do you think that Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls?

[00:02:08] That's funny.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Silly. And we're also going to taste gummy sharks sent to me by Judy and Kansas.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So they're gummy bears with their sharks. I don't know.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Made with fruit juice. They're good until 2025. Yep. Chesapeake Virginia.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, made in Turkey. They're distributed. Oh, they're so they're like a real one.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Little too sugary.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Meum.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's what?

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: The juice.

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. The high-froaked...

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Carbs 23 grams of eat the bag.

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_01]: 17 grams of added sugar.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: They're not bad. They're just a little much.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Much? No.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Before we get to anything else, the fun stuff.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Merch-wise, if you guys want stuff on the website, I now have the mermaid shirt that says somebody saw one once.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Those are available.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: People seem to like them. And then a few more baseball...

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_01]: ...of baby cat baseball teaser left. And then that's that on that.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_00]: People want that.

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're really cool.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's my favorite one I think, except for the one...

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I do not recall how I needed turning. That was my super favorite one.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. I'll coming shows.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. I'm going to overwhelm you, but I'll only do it this one time.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I've shortened. So the fall. Here's what's happening.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. So I released all these dates for 2025. It was a very hard puzzle.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And my most awesome agent, Heidi. I figured it all out.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how we ended up Minnesota in February.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_01]: But I know I signed off on that.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But you know, I don't want to be as nice or...

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Pull tabs, baby.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus. Yeah.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I got to get to a pull tab bar. Just sit there and pull tab my life away.

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't know what to pull tab, it's sort of like, a little mini lottery ticket.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_01]: But you just pull a tab open.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's things you gotta match.

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's very easy. It's not difficult. Anyway, that's a game. That actually do a whole thing.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll game like September 6th, Terry Town. That's this coming weekend.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_01]: So September 7th will make the Delaware.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Then the 13th Columbus Old High Y'all.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I just didn't interview with a very smart man.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_01]: November 14th, Lexi Kind Lexington, Lexington, Kentucky.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_01]: 19th Oklahoma City, September 21st Dallas.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_01]: So I put all the dates up for 2025.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody said, I can't believe you're not coming to Dallas.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm coming in two weeks.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I will be there. And then somebody else went, no Texas.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I was just in San Antonio.

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And where else did I go?

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Austin. Right. Guys, Texas is big.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. I can only go in so many places in this year and a half.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the rotation usually.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_01]: September 27th, Foxwood, Casino.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And then the 28th New York City Town Hall.

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's September. Now let's jump to 2025.

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Jesus. I put September on that. That's not right.

[00:05:10] No.

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll move on with this show.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_01]: January.

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_00]: What's the name of the tour?

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_01]: The day during the gig tour.

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah!

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_01]: That fun. The poster is fun.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It all takes a lot of work.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Omaha.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_01]: This is January.

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that'd be chilly.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I might to wear long under.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I got to get my long underwear out right now.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Even in those old theaters, they don't heat up quick and they don't

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_01]: air conditioner. Quick.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just, can't get them that warm warm underwear.

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be needed for Omaha.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Cedar Falls.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Going to need it.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_01]: And I will.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, spoke to him.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Watch you, Tim. I'm not sure.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Then Scott Stale.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I get to go to Arizona in January and hunting to New York.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_01]: February.

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Red Bank New Jersey.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I may have confused those a little bit.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I'm going red baked New Jersey Durham.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_01]: For a lot of day or four.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Myers, damn port.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Minneapolis and then Bristol, Tennessee.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: March.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Charlottesville, Virginia, Morgan Town, West Virginia.

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm in there and forever.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I've got a college town.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I like it.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Washington, DC, the Warner Theater.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what we call a mark.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_01]: He's show.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fun.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Fun.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Making Georgia.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, that's a fun.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_01]: The town downtown Charleston, South Carolina.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_01]: All bad.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Fort Collins, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Virginia Beach, Charlotte,

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: North Carolina.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_01]: That's March.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_01]: April?

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: New Orleans, Pensacola, Orlando.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Look at me going all south in April.

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to get it then.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_01]: But yes, I'm going to get it then.

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_01]: They have three new foxes.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they got, I don't know, they take in the animals that, you know,

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_01]: need to be rehabilitated or they can't live on their own.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, Napa, California, Wheatland, California.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And then Milwaukee, because we're doing what two shows at the path

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_01]: to take a special, won't that be exciting?

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay.

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So there you go.

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_01]: That's everything um, then and now let's talk about what moving on.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_01]: What the hell is going on?

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Vegas.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_01]: A word to the Venetian.

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Love that.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I love the people.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's sad to see the Mirage dying of slow that well, it's closed.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, the volcano is gone.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_01]: No more volcano.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Fun times are over.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's going on.

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's gone gone.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where they took it.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_01]: The sign is gone.

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It's all gone.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the towers are still back there and they claim they're going to use them.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to build a giant guitar.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_01]: They have them in other places that has like a bazillion hotel rooms.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It'll be 60 stories high.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's going to go over the volcano went.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And then.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, but that's all going to take a hot minute.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So I've abandoned the abandoned ship and go onto the Venetian,

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_01]: which is also attached to Palotto.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's a casino in the middle.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_01]: And it was just a, it's so fun over there.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And it was triple the fun because LSU fans were everywhere.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And if you've never experienced LSU fans, I mean, they were all my plane.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_01]: They went on Thursday.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The game wasn't until Sunday and they were like, no, we did want to have a good

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: time.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_01]: They're all drinking and fun.

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody's a problem.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Just it seems like like Missouri fans.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't travel in bulk like that.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't, but we've never been consistently good as LSU.

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_01]: So and that's what they got before they got the Saints and all that.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: The, you know, college football on the south is a bigger thing than most places.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_01]: They were, they made the whole thing so fun.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And the shows were great.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The theater is great.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a 750 cedar.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I can do two nights versus the 1250 over the Mirage,

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: you would only get one night.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_01]: So wonderful, wonderful.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And I got to go to the sphere.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, first of all, LUIS black.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Finally got to see this chair.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, LUIS black does not know how to describe anything.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I, I, I, I all you can't talk about.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You got to walk outside to get there.

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, yeah, I know LU, it can't be that far.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: It's far when it's 107.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking far.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, well, okay, whatever.

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I was prepared to quote walk outside.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I, he, so here's how I would describe it.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a giant, if you were going to go to an arena,

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_01]: a circular concourse.

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: They're selling beer and it's soda and everything you want.

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And then you go into what I would describe as the world's biggest

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_01]: jacked up, IMAX.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, it's a movie.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a 40 minute movie called Planet Earth.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Personally, I would have preferred March of the Penguins.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Up, our postcards from Earth.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And a crayfish.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And a crayfish.

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And, you know, this is starting out good.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_01]: This whole podcast started out really good.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I would have preferred March of the Penguins.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: But there are things in it.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I love that one.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And just, did you see a giant penguin?

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Because it is enormous in there.

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I can totally see why my little friend,

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Dorf, once it goes to the grateful debt and fish.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: That band, those youngsters,

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_01]: work so hard on their graphics.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I could see how it would be just an experience you can't even

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: describe.

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_01]: The movie is about that we're destroying Earth and then

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: we're going to have to leave and let it be for a while

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and then it'll be better.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: All of us?

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we all gotta go.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And then they show these little spaceships taking people out.

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm like, I don't know.

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_01]: He looks like it's seats six.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a billion Chinese people on it.

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_01]: How long is this going to take?

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It is evacuation.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, it's not lost on me that you just,

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I just felt terrible that we're destroying Earth and I bought a soda

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: and it's in a giant plastics fear.

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fear thing that looked about on myself.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what got me.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, would you like the souvenir glass?

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_01]: No, will it lights up?

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't mean no.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's plastic.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean it's hard plastic, but it's plastic.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: The movie could have been a little more uplifting.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_01]: But there are times in it where you're seated shaking and the thing is moving.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not cheap for the movie, but I think it's worth it.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I think because you'll see things in there that you've never experienced.

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I haven't.

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And I've been at all the eye maxes.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I love eye maxes.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And I love most of the things they cover and eye maxes.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_00]: So what's the robots and stuff you're talking about?

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's these robots out front that talk and answer questions.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And Lewis goes, well, yeah.

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, how do I know that's not just a kid behind that wall?

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I said really, do you think they spent $2.3 billion to do a Vaudeville trick?

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean for Christ's sake.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: This isn't Coney Island in the 1920s.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually doing that.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: But it was cool.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean there's a lot of stuff in there that is kind of super, super AI advanced.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Freaky.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I would do it just know that the movie is a little sad.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, well, it just don't give away anything.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, well, I'm not going to give away anything.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But as this is a one human being,

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what I'm supposed to do about all this.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Now my friend Amy Aquino, star of Bosch on Amazon,

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Amy would tell me to quit using plastic, all this stuff.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I get it.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But I know she's going to get real mad about this.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm never going to stop drinking.

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait for her and Drew to come here.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just going to say, like, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you make a circle?

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: You just feel like there's nothing you can do about it.

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And I do think the plan would work because during COVID,

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_01]: when the Earth took over,

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I met every animal that lives in Tennessee.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_01]: They just started plowing out of those woods.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think they thought great they're gone.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's a family of foxes or 18 possums or skunks.

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's insane to shit that walked out of the woods

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_01]: that had never done it before.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_01]: So, and my research,

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_01]: a distance on Bob and Clark came and my flight attendant friend Laura

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_01]: came to the show and Bronson, a friend of mine too.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a lot of fun and Carla Ray.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_01]: If you know her, she opened for me.

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_01]: She's on the radio in Vegas all the time

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_01]: and a comedian as well.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Not one of those DJs who then became a comedian.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: She was a comedian and then became a teacher.

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_01]: So, you get more street cred that within our community.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_01]: No more street cred that way.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And it was really kind of too hot to go to the pool for me.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Jesus.

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And the golf course, I could see it from the room,

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_01]: but there weren't even that many golfers.

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It was so hot.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you think it's fine.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I walked out of it, I don't know, 10 in the morning.

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, oh, that's not so bad, you know?

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_01]: But I was in the shade and the minute you walk into the sun, you're like,

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_01]: HOOH!

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_01]: HOOH!

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And those Louisiana people look at me too.

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_01]: We like humidity.

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That heat, dry, desert heat to me feels like you're in a microwave.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not sweating.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I should be sweating.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_01]: The sweating makes me feel like it's coming out.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_01]: The non-swedding.

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I know there's people that prefer the hate to humidity,

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_01]: but I love it.

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I actually look forward to it.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll hot summer night.

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing better.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's already fall.

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: In Tennessee, I don't know what happened.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I leave for one week, I go to 17, I come back in 1978,

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_01]: and I need a long-sleeved t-shirt in the morning.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_01]: There's no sliding anymore in seasons.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like there's no simple...

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just boom.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I know what this fear is trying to tell me,

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_01]: but if they would have given me instructions,

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: marching orders then I'd be like, okay,

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: well, here's some things I can do.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not going to do them if the Chinese aren't.

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_01]: What about the India?

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_01]: You all of India?

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the point?

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Canada, you guys are always doing the thing.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_03]: We care about polar bears.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_01]: You should care about polar bears,

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: or tourist attraction for you.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_01]: So that was Vegas.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Fun, fun, fun, great weekend.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks to all the people at the Venetian that were so nice.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_01]: The staff was great, crew was great.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know if anybody...

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_01]: That was about it.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Just a really well-run weekend.

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of sushi because it's only place open afterwards.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, Vegas has gotta get on track.

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_01]: This is all of Vegas, not just Venetian.

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_01]: People go to shows and they get out.

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_01]: And it might be 11 o'clock at night.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And then when they go get some meat.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_01]: But the sushi place, sushi sambas, sambas, sushi,

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I forget which one.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_01]: It was so good.

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It's either called sambas, sushi or sushi.

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Sushi sambas.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Sushi sambas.

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It was great.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: And fun.

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And nobody seemed mad that you were there late.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't want to be that last table in there.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, moving on to Queen of King News, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, I have put a chapel rowing in.

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And she's some.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, welcome.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: She's put a children.

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Are the children out there?

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a rotating court.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_01]: No one's been tossed out.

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Tannies over on the sidelines right now because she's just enjoying summer and doing her thing.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: But we're going to rotate people as their news gets hot and bothered.

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And Tommy, look how cute he is.

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Tommy's going to be in an NFL announcer.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And it fell starts this week.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_01]: This is stupid talk if you don't like sports.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_01]: If you have four or two minutes.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So any kind of gambling online or whatever football pool is.

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all that shit.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody has to be the commissioner.

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's the most thankless job in the whole world.

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And like the one that I set up, you know, Lewis was complaining, well, my auto draft.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: They picked a guy that's on injured reserve.

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I said, well, then you should have done it yourself.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: And then somebody said, well, why did Jack get my nephew get first?

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The computer did it.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_01]: If I was going to cheat don't you think I'd cheat for fucking me?

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you guys, the computer is anyway.

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_01]: You catch a lot of shit.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a thankless job.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my brother, I won't say which one because he can get in trouble.

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_01]: He is running a pick and pool.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: A pick and pool means all you got to do is pick a winner.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't care about spreads.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't care about points.

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't care about anything.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Pick a winner.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, everybody's been honing his ass because it starts this Thursday.

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Where's the thing?

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he put the thing up.

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And I went in and on the bottom one, you couldn't click on the Monday night game.

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Monday night is our tiebreaker and the tie, the score of the Monday night game is the super

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_01]: tiebreaker.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: So I called and I didn't even say hello.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, I know!

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I know!

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't pick the Monday game.

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_01]: God damn it!

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Because when I went in to do it, it's CBS Sports.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It's all legal.

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not, you know, I was like, oh, they changed the whole format.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I hate change.

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: And he got a change.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not interested, but they just do it.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they changed the way he set it up.

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_01]: And once you've set it up, if anybody goes in and makes their picks, it's locked now.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So now we can't fix it until this week.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: That he set out on email saying, we'll just use the Monday night game tiebreaker.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I go, nope.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But I shouldn't have said his name.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_01]: What the idea that out was.

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he could get trouble.

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's not for money.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you know.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's CBS Sports.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just for fun.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so excited for football.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't stand it.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, anyway, that's for all you sports fans out there.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And we have a little US open talk in a little while too.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The tennis.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_01]: But first of all, Queen Dally went to Missouri and Kitaki.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah!

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_01]: She was, um, it's all about her imagination library.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And Missouri's got signs up now.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Kitaki.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_01]: This was all because of her dad because he couldn't read Robert Lee Parton.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_01]: He died in 2000s.

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_01]: She was at the Folly Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri, which is great.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And then Kitaki, she got there.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_01]: There are highest award.

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a crazy Google Kitaki's highest award.

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the order of something.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I don't think I printed it out in this article.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It kind of made me laugh though.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's what she did last week.

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_00]: What if you go to Kentucky's highest?

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_00]: They start putting in football chips.

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Kitaki's highest, it is football things.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, come on, Kitaki.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get with it.

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's power ball.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_00]: High as.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Honor.

[00:19:55] She's name it Kentucky.

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_01]: She's name it Kentucky.

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_01]: She's name it Kentucky.

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right because I thought it could be Kentucky Fried Chicken and then the

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Colonel.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the Colonel award.

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_01]: The Colonel award.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, good for her.

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get, let's get Kentucky reading.

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Huh?

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_01]: How about we turn off our video game and read.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get y'all moving rolling.

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Jelly roll news.

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: This is so fun.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: He gave kids at 118 stand in Utah $700.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine?

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure the kids didn't even know who he was.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: They made a game of it.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, some kid, this is it you does.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_01]: So we're outside of Salt Lake.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_01]: They got a special surprise.

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_01]: He's kids.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_01]: He made a generous donation to a group of children running

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: in the lemonade stand in West Valley City Utah.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Wendy.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Wendy.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Guard, do know one of the kids moms revealed.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Jelly whose real name is Jason Defort had stopped by in a Facebook post.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: She said this happened.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Sharing multiple snaps of the country crew and her posing with the children as well as posting a snap

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_01]: of the money he'd been given them.

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So today was an interesting day.

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_01]: My kid and her cousins wanted to do lemonade stand.

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: They had a famous singer come by and give them 700.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's fascinating.

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_01]: That's really awesome.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Those kids are probably I'm sure they never counted on making $700.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like what?

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Queen Taytake.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Where's she at?

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_01]: The tall ones going to the back.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going on here.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she did not attend Brittany Mahomes's birthday party,

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_01]: but it was a small gathering of people.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it wasn't supposed to be a party.

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_01]: But Brittany has been tweeting a lot about Donald Trump, Trump as far as he likes him a lot.

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think Taytake has made her feelings no matter how tragic.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Now that doesn't mean you can't get along.

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I have all kinds of Trumpy friends that I play golf with and debate and have fun with.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm not necessarily all on the other side either.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't like the narcissism.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's all.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know if you've ever been around one, they just tired you out.

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_01]: But I want to vote for Jimmy Carter.

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to vote for Jimmy Carter.

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take Gerald Ford.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Need a spine?

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Need quiet man?

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take the old George Bush.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Or is he younger one?

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: He's still alive.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_01]: He's fine.

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I was so bad Romney would be fine.

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean he's so boring.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_01]: He's so I don't want the president to be a goddamn clown.

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I want him to be boring.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Just you go do you.

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Be boring.

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give a shit.

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Just do whatever he's supposed to do.

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I just thought Mitt was a good human.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, a good, a good, good politician.

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Why?

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I he says.

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I used to do jokes about my hat but um, because he never had a drink or a dog or a cigarette.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I thought about my family.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think the only people we know that can say that honestly are babies.

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Like in even the babies have tasted buddhaizer.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_01]: You get, you get malatized when they're like three.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Just a tiny take.

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, I knew I liked it the minute I was allowed.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so I don't know how that's all going to go down.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but Tate now.

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_01]: This is where somebody football,

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, who's all in the box and kids said.

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, maybe Tate take a, bring a bunch of friends and then get another box.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I don't know.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, Tate, however, has started drawing up plays for the Kansas City Chiefs.

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_01]: This is where it's got to stop Tate.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't announce you're doing that.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: You can, you can try and do it but you can't.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Then people are going to be like the wife's, well, she's not the wife.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_01]: The girlfriends to evolve.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, she's really interested in football.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what Mahalms said about her.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: She started drawing up plays.

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_01]: We might have to put one in.

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think that's her spectrum side, which I did see in the show.

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_00]: You can.

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's some spectrum shit, but it's wonderful.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why she can write these songs like this and then she just yells at her phone.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a hit.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Immediately.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing.

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah.

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going to go down there.

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_01]: But we'll keep keep an eye on all that.

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: She's got a lot of it. She's got time off, right?

[00:24:21] Yeah.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that tour done?

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, God.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Steve.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm going to talk to you about that.

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Bad me.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't sit through it again.

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:24:34] Come on.

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_01]: All I can say is what error we in and how many errors are there.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's fine.

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm kind of with who was it Billy Eilish who said it two hours is plenty.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not.

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the October.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Some time in October she continues on this tour.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Canada.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait till Tate sees all the paperwork from her accountant.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: October 18th.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And my amy.

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_01]: October 18th.

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_01]: My amy.

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the last one.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_01]: How many shows?

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_01]: When does this end?

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Three in my amy.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_01]: When does this lady get to go home?

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, how's she going to attend all these games?

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_00]: She's not going to play it.

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_00]: I have to go to Jeff.

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I know she has all duh.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I know she has a jet.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: She's probably got 20 jets.

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Please.

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_01]: She's one of the people I would allow.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_01]: She can fly the jet and waste the gas and fuck up the environment because she's bringing

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_01]: happiness and money to everyone.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So if you can say you're doing that, I don't think the guy, the CEO from Starbucks can

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: say that.

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I think you need to go to John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California where your house

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_01]: is and get on the two hour or 40 minute flight to Seattle.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if I can do it every week, you can do it Mr. Starbucks whatever his name is.

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Shappel Rowan.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The Midwest princess, the queen of Missouri.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_01]: My state.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_01]: She is something else.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_01]: She's a lot coming at.

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she canceled some European shows at the very last minute.

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_01]: And she's being labeled as passive aggressive.

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this lady is not Southern Missouri.

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_01]: He's not going to put up with your shit.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_01]: You cannot talk to them like that.

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_01]: They'll come right back at you.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fuck you.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she did.

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_01]: She canceled Paris and Amsterdam and also a rescheduled third in Berlin.

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Now here's the rumor that she did it to do the VMAs.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't do that.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_01]: As someone who has had a career of 35 years, there have been times where I have committed to something

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_01]: and I got a way better offer.

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And unless that person was very open to the idea of it and we already had another date to reschedule that date

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_01]: then maybe.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: But 99% of the time I said I can't already got something going on and people are going to, you know,

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_01]: people bought tickets in this and these people.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, these kids are flying around the globe and hotels and air being bees and I,

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_01]: you can do the VMAs next year.

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_01]: As her manager, I would say we shouldn't do that.

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_00]: But, you want to go to Berlin?

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm not going.

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'd go if she was right here but I also have to have good parking arm not going.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Or there has to be a very clear, overdrop-off.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_01]: But what I do like about the children is that she knows you'll come back.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it sucks.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_01]: It's disappointing if you already bought tickets and travel plans and all that.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_01]: But you'll come back.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The kids know.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of them had book non-refundable hotel rooms.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you can't do that.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the lesson for the other children.

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_00]: You can take things.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody, oh, well, I won't read this.

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I will not read the comments because they're really mean.

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_01]: But then a lot of them go, I will never come see you.

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they will.

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you will.

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I would.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Steven is could do terrible things and I'd still go.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Terrible things.

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And so sorry.

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_01]: So, maybe if she's on the VMAs, I want to see it.

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm rooting for.

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I have to hometown.

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, not my hometown.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_01]: But my home state.

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I like that she calls herself the Midwest princess.

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's people like Florence, Florence, Florence and the Michigan.

[00:28:52] What would that be?

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Missouri.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_01]: They never can say Missouri.

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_01]: So, update.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Speak good.

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's all my king and queen news.

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Tom's going to be an answer.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I already said that though.

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Steven quiet, she's off.

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, snoop is quiet.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_01]: He's probably tired for the Olympics.

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Tate and jelly.

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And the out.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Update.

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_01]: This is going well so far.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, update.

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_01]: For the first time in nearly 10 years, a landmark on the Las Vegas trip is slated

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_01]: to go out in an ultimate blaze of glory.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: The Trapakana is scheduled to be imploded October 9th at 2.30 in the morning.

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yes.

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_01]: My friend Carla has friends who got a sweet across the street where you can watch it.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And she said, well, I might go.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you have to go.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I worked at the Trapakana for probably at least six years.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Comedy stopped at the Trapakana was on the second floor of the Trapakana.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And the Trapakana was still doing good back then.

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they had a hole.

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_01]: This is this is how crazy Louis is.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_01]: When we were playing video poker, he thought if we were in the main casino that they

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_01]: were watching us.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_01]: So one day I can't find him and there was this big giant hallway full of macaws, those

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_01]: birds because it's the Trapakana get it.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_01]: And they were on purchase and all of a, they were alive.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it was really crazy.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_01]: But there were video poker machines sparse out in between the birds.

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And I found him at one.

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I got to go, Lou.

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_01]: This isn't really the casino.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not really that fun over here.

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, yeah, but Kathleen, this is where they can't see us.

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_01]: He thinks at the time that there are, as I in the sky with their live people and they're watching

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_01]: us and then they decide when we can win or lose and they control the machine from a tower.

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_01]: You've talked about paranoid freak.

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, I had a lot of fun at the Trapakana sad to see it go, but it was definitely time.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_01]: The ceiling, they saved it's in storage.

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where it's going to end up.

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_01]: The ceiling was phenomenal.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_01]: If you Google a picture of it, you're like, holy shit.

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_01]: The Trapakana were the oldest and most stories hotels on the strip, closed in April

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_01]: to make way for the Oakland A's stadium, the proposed stadium.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_01]: The implosion will demolish the 22 story reinforced concrete, Trapakana club tower

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: and the 22 story structural steel Trapakana set for two, 30 the morning.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_01]: They usually take place in the middle of the night to minimize impact on roads and people.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Trapakana 1957 has a long history of mob connections.

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Once known as the Tiffany of this strip, the hotel fell into disrepair in recent years

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_01]: as the owner shoot group, Balice Corp decided it's real estate was more valuable.

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That's another thing.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_01]: They just let it go because they knew somebody's going to buy this shit.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_01]: And then it just kept going, er, er, like I knew it was really bad when I went in there

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_01]: to go see my friend Rob.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: The escalators were turned off.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So they just kind of let it slide.

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_01]: The last one to be imploded was Rehabriviera.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_01]: That was in 2016.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they have fireworks, snacks.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just a big giant party.

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Full state.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Another recent demolition occurred at the new frontier in November of 20.

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_01]: 2007, the frontier opened in 1942 and then they would lack the bells and whistles of

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_01]: the more famous resource.

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_01]: It was the site of post Elvis Presley in Liberace's Las Vegas.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_01]: They abused the properties owned by win, which is a bit pop pop pop pop pop.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: So there you go.

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_01]: If you want to go see the Trapakana bloated, I've seen an implosion.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's worth it.

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It is, yeah, forget for me the one.

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_01]: What did you see?

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I saw, er, the 2016 one, whichever that one was.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: The Riviera.

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Because we all used to work there too.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there was a company club inside there.

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I didn't work up on my friends this.

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: So I would go down when I got off work.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I would go down to the drink down there.

[00:33:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Up day!

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_01]: We have a trade or update.

[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_01]: The very first rioter to enter the capital on January 6th is sentenced over four years

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_01]: in prison.

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Can tuck you man?

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Of course it is.

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_01]: A police officer who tried to subdue Michael Sparks with pepper say described him as a catalyst

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_01]: for the entire insurrection.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't they keep coming?

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I was watching it live on TV.

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It was just Michael got in and went, we're in!

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm, yeah, I mean, I'm not saying you should have done that.

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He said, I am remorseful that what transpired that day didn't help anybody.

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm remorseful of the state that our country isn't.

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So you're not really sorry.

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The judge Tim Kelly told him there's nothing patriotic about his prominent role

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_01]: and which was a natural disgrace.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think you appreciate the full gravity of what happened that day and quite frankly,

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_01]: the seriousness of what you did.

[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's 47 years old.

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_01]: So four years, he won't do four probably three.

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_01]: You'll only be 50.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You're fine.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so they're, that's a traitor update.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: They're still, you know.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what's happening.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Update.

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna hate this.

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Anadelvis, good to join dancing with the stars.

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_01]: That has been on for 33 seasons.

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_01]: What does that mean?

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_01]: For season 33.

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that true?

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Season 33.

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_01]: How can that be possible?

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_01]: The show hasn't been on.

[00:34:45] She has a bracelet.

[00:34:47] The nickel.

[00:34:47] About the two seasons here though?

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Two seasons a year?

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I've never watched it because I can't tell who's the star and who's the dancer.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_01]: They're out of people.

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're just taking criminals like fuck.

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you get the writer guy too?

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if we're just taking felons.

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wait a shot man.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Convicted.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Why are I going to show him guy?

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Convicted felons only.

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what they should call the show dancing with convicted felons.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Come on in five minutes.

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Two thousand five?

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Holy crap.

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's not 33.

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, she's doing it.

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know,

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't watch it anyway.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't...

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I... I... I either tell my it's like that show how you feel about that.

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I think my friend Bill Engel was on it.

[00:35:37] Yeah.

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Was he?

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Aaron Andrews doesn't.

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_01]: She was... she's legitimate.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Bill's legitimate.

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a lot of people passed our crimes though they get worse.

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Paul Adine.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Huh?

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I paid the fee that.

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_01]: They asked Lewis to do it and I said...

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I said, tell him...

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_01]: The only person who's worse than Lewis me.

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And I said, tell him we want to come on as a couple.

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to represent the comedians.

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Um... and he goes...

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_01]: There was a pause on the phone.

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_01]: He goes,

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not serious.

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not serious.

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Lewis?

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going dancing with the stoffers.

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I dance so bad that at my one brother's wedding they thought I was doing a lane from sign felt.

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah?

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, that was really funny.

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, what?

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, you're a lane.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even...

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just not something.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And then if you go, why don't he dance?

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I don't do it well.

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_01]: And not that I have to be great at something, but I'm not even adequate.

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, no.

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Uptight!

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_01]: As we've talked about the world richest lady,

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Fraswab, Bettencoet Myers, who is the L'Oréal Eris,

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: is no longer the richest woman in the world.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Now she has been withdrawn by Arkansas's Alice Walton.

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Who is a Walmart?

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_01]: She lived in Texas for a long time.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It made me laugh because she got a DUI buzzed around for it worse somewhere.

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, you met.

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I did like, you arrested Alice Walton.

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a long time ago.

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And she's moved back to our...

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And she does wonderful thing.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a wonderful art thing.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_01]: She actually does wonderful things with her money.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_00]: So Arkansas has dethroned Paris.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Arkansas has dethroned Paris.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's a shaw say, Lee Zay.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to give you little rock.

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Some copper heads.

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And what's the town?

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's by Fayetteville, Art.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Bettenville.

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Because my cousin Joey went to college at Fayetteville.

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And what a fun little town.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I had a show down there.

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I'd never been.

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I've been a little rock.

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_01]: There used to be a club.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I've been there a million times.

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Arkansas has underrated.

[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_01]: It's beautiful.

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: They just didn't have any industries.

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_01]: So they didn't build up like a lot of jobs like an old school city.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Chicago.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_01]: There might be some education issues down there.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Dolly needs to spend a little more time down there.

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So for a swat, she had a hundred billion dollars.

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_01]: She held now.

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Her is as tumble to 89 billion since the start of 2024.

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're going to remember Alice has got to split her money though.

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_01]: With the other children.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean they're old but yeah, Google saw how many.

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_01]: How many kids did Sam Walton have?

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_00]: They probably had their own money as well.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Her wealth has left to 95 billion.

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so she's got to split it four ways.

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's just her portion.

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean that's her portion.

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe Sam John and Jimmy.

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Sam maybe Sam John.

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean Jimmy or fuckups.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Guess what you're getting at Thanksgiving.

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's some mashed potatoes.

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: You want some money?

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Ask Alice.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_01]: We gave it all Alice.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Alice?

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Which one of these losers?

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You want to?

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know that there's losers.

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what nobody think about him?

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Walmart.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Arkansas.

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Kicking some ass and taking names.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_01]: She's 71.

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_01]: She moved back to Arkansas from Texas.

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go.

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody knows anything about fresh wildlife outside of L'Oreal.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't know what she does and where she goes.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_01]: She has two sons that sit on the seat of the hoop down.

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So congratulations Alice.

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Walt is a philanthropist in the 18th wealthiest person in the world today.

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Number one woman.

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_01]: She runs one of the two of the family holding companies.

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Walt and Enterprise, which runs Walmart from much of her fortune drives.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I think she has degrees and finances.

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_01]: She's very smart.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_00]: There's only three kids alive.

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_01]: There's only three alive.

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Rob Jimmy and Alice.

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_01]: So Sam Jr. is dead.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The name's fake.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_01]: That's too bad.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Update.

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_01]: The wall?

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Will they married?

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_01]: There's Chris Crossing.

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_01]: The Walt and married my least favorite person, Stan Crunky,

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and they've mixed up money.

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_01]: They own it every day.

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Like football soccer teams and Europe.

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a marketing shake on the wealth.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It is.

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Pass me a martini of wealth.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Would you?

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_01]: So update my guy that I think does wonderful things.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Mattress Mack.

[00:40:37] He.

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He put a video up on Instagram of him in the hospital.

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_01]: He said he was having some cognitive issues.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_01]: He's so like blatant, he honest.

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_01]: He's so little brother.

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'll tell you about that.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_01]: He said I drove to work for the first time in 43 years and I missed the exit.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That should have told me something was wrong.

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_01]: And then he got to work and he didn't know what day it was.

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_01]: So somebody there was like a mobile stroke ambulance deal.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what he said.

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't never heard of that.

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: But a mobile stroke unit came to check him out and taken to St. Luke.

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_01]: He's at St. Luke's in Houston and loving it.

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Loves everyone there.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Making videos.

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: What would really make him happy though?

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_01]: This was over the weekend.

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_01]: If you get down to the gallery furniture and get yourself a mattress.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's what he likes.

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_01]: If I meet in people, giving you deals.

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, then the next video he's like, I'm still here.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_01]: They're doing a bunch of tests.

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I like to thank everybody.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: My cell phone is and he gave it out.

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And I thought I wonder for works.

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I texted him.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_01]: He texted right back.

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Go away.

[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I said hey, you know, hope you get better and get out of there soon.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: You need you back at the furniture deal.

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And he would thanks.

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks very much, but you can tell it's not a standard response because it's spelled like you

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_01]: abbreviate and maybe an old person did that.

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_01]: So I think he might, I don't know.

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Who gives out their cell phone?

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, here it is.

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_01]: 281, 844, 1969, 63.

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he loves it.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_01]: He loves the messages.

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, I hope that works out for him.

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Up day.

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_01]: This is my research assistant, Jan Arden.

[00:42:24] What?

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Famous Canadian singer.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_01]: She writes the songs, the intro songs from my specials.

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Because her friends, when then she won't take any money for him.

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So then I just sent boxes of things from Nashville or we're sure if I know the road.

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is your payment.

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_01]: An Australian scientist claims to have solved the missing mystery of Malaysian flight three.

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_01]: This was a big topic of my special bothering Jesus.

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_01]: You can hear all my thoughts on that if you'd like to go watch it on Netflix.

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The disappearance of the plane, but this is what the guy, here's my problem with all these things though.

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very happy that maybe.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_01]: But these guys come up and tell you guys, here's where it is, but nobody's going to pay to go look.

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's not an idiot.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a Tasminian scientist.

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_01]: He has pinpointed the location of the plane based on the longitude.

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Does that right?

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Longitude.

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Longitude.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Of the Pay Nang Airport, Pay Nang.

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Intersecting with a flight path from the pilot in command's home simulator.

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So he went back and looked at that guy's thing, which I think we all should have done.

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Because yeah.

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_01]: This track has been previously dismissed by the FBI as a relevant.

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_01]: The proposed site is characterized by a rugged and unchallenging underwater landscape.

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_01]: The location needs to be verified as a high priority, whether it will be or not.

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody seems to know.

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But this guy, hold on.

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a little bit more in this other article.

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I like that he's a Tasminian scientist.

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_01]: His name is Vincent Leone.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: He claims to know the location.

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_01]: He said damage to the plane's wings flap and flapperance suggested it was involved in a controlled

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_01]: ditching similar to that of Captain Celia on the Hudson River.

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_01]: He said this justifies beyond doubt that MH370 had fuel and running engines when it

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_01]: underwent a masterful controlled ditching and not a high speed fuel start star crash.

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_01]: He claims the place is in those places I said.

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_01]: He added that there's item.

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a hiding place he's saying.

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why nobody, but he's saying we need to go look there.

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That it could have snuck in this cave type thing if he ditched it right.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_01]: But here's the thing.

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's smart as shit, but is anybody going to go?

[00:44:53] No.

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_01]: He did a whole research paper on it.

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's very technical.

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Call E-Line.

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody with money.

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_01]: They got to do that.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Update!

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of dates this week.

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_01]: So, did you like the tennis?

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you watch the US open?

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't care.

[00:45:18] Not like that, I can't.

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I like tennis.

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm not going to sit there and watch matches for people I don't know him.

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Like my friend Laryne will watch all of them.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I would watch football or something.

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I like Coco Gough but she lost.

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And I like the little Italian girl, Paulini.

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Because she's five foot three.

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm rooting for the show.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He's showed.

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The showties?

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_01]: How about the guys?

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I like Al-Quraz, but he's already out.

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I hate Chokevic.

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_01]: He's out.

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I had a people that are left.

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a smoke and hot germ in his vampire teeth.

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't think of his name right now.

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if he's still in.

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It's on today.

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I like the billionaire's daughter, Pagula.

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Because she's a billionaire.

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_01]: She don't have to do this shit.

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even imagine being that determined when you know, I thought I'd be too

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_01]: way new.

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I could just be here as a watch person.

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to be a customer to put all it good for her though.

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, there are, um, yeah, oh, I'm going to customize.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe I'm having a card.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to call them.

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to call Mac and ask what they found out.

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_01]: What kind of tattoo I heard that owns the bills.

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And I believe they own the sabers.

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they own Buffalo.

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Put it that way.

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Um-hum.

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to play his own.

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Coco Goffs.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, semi-final was brought to a halt because of end fossil fuel protesters.

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, guys, guys all your doing is pissing people off.

[00:46:52] Go to the sphere.

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Go to the sphere and let them up.

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_01]: You can applaud and yay.

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but then they're going to get mad when they come on see their solos.

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_03]: They might.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's change the color.

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Why not?

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, it goes purple.

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_01]: White.

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, red.

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow, wow, wow.

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_01]: With the blinking.

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_01]: All the colors.

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, they stood up and started chanting and, you know, you stop the match.

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And like the general admissions seats there at the US of a, those people wait for hours.

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And to get in those seats.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And they just want to have a good time.

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not, you're not helping yourself by just pissing people off.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_01]: But there's nothing any of us individually can do.

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_01]: So you're not going to, it's not like we have to do it as a conglomerate.

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_01]: We do have to do it as a conglomerate.

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_01]: But we also have to get China on board and India on board.

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And it rush up.

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, all right.

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It just as another, we go through this every time there's one of these.

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I just think you have a better way to attract more people to your cause through humor than you do.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Pissing me off if I stood in that line at that line was hours long to get a general

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_01]: admissions seat.

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_01]: And then you get in there and there's some jacks draw.

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yelling about shit that has nothing to do with tennis.

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And speaking of recycling at Wimbledon, I think this is a one here.

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_01]: And there you go, fossil fuel people.

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Wimbledon has like 50,000 extra tennis balls after the whole two week deal is over.

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_01]: They cut a hole in them and they put them in the fields for the mice to have a house in the winter.

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it a nice thing you've ever heard of?

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And speaking of the US news, well wait.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll do this and then we have to talk about what we're watching.

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I'll get to news.

[00:48:40] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a cocktail.

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's called the $10 million cocktail.

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's drinking at the US so bad.

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't talk to that.

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_01]: A single cocktail worth surpassed $10 million in sales.

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody wants it?

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it doesn't cost $10 million.

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a mix of vodka, lemonade and raspberry liquor.

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of sounds like, um, what's that one I had at that golf?

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, the one at the golf tournament that was ad purple and vodka, the charity thing.

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_01]: A transfusion.

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what it sounds like.

[00:49:14] It's not.

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_01]: It's major success for great, great goose vodka.

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they're not.

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's called the honey doos.

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Honey doos?

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't like it.

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It's dumb.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Doos spelled in the tennis way.

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_00]: The French fries, that's right.

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why you don't like the US open because the French invented it and their scoring

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_01]: is weird.

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And it is weird.

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why everything is worth 15 points.

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_01]: One point is worth 15.

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Why can't you just do one?

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you gotta call it love and doos?

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Doos is too tied.

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_01]: 30 to 40, right?

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_01]: They fucked up.

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_01]: They were at 15 and then I don't know.

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I just know it from watching it as a kid.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I just get it.

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I know it.

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Do I have ever sat around thought about it?

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah.

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess it is a weird system.

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be hard to attract new people to when you're scoring.

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so difficult.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, before we get into any news, what are we watching?

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Chimp crazy.

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's all in my home state and it's actually right up.

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's three miles from my one brother's lakehouse.

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, where tiny lives.

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a story about monkey chimps specifically.

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's on HBO.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I think there's a total of four episodes.

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You got, you guys should watch it and then I'm going to talk about it a lot more next week.

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is a warning because I don't want to blow it for anybody.

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a flare gun that there was a chimp preserved.

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: It got a little out of hand in Missouri.

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Peter got involved.

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I did feel sorry for the chimp's.

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Sometimes I agree with Peter,

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_01]: but I'm not sure if he's going to be a little bit more powerful.

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_01]: But in this case, I agree that it was not good for the chimp's.

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's a whole shit show.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_01]: They go and get, they win the court battles.

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_01]: They go get the chimp's.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And they basically got like nine out of ten.

[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_01]: But talk a one there.

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I will tell you that there is a scene of a woman who probably goes to my lake bars.

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I will be in their lookout now for, it's confusing because the chimp is called Tonka and her name is Tanya.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Tanya looks like somebody I would see at many of my lake of the Ozarks bars.

[00:51:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And just be fascinated with their eyelashes.

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Like how the fuck do you even do that?

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_01]: There is a scene where Tanya, I'm just going to say,

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_01]: is dragging a 260 pound chimp up the stairs at a holiday in Express.

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Now he's been drugged so you hope well, you hope he's asleep.

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_01]: But if Tonka wakes up, shit's going to go down.

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And literally, it's figuratively.

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_01]: There are so many things.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_01]: So I made Lewis watch it and he goes,

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot believe this is where you're building another home.

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And I said, I've always had a house there, Lewis.

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just building a better house.

[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I know, but I mean I want to come there.

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_01]: But then I see things like this.

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And there's something wrong with you.

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not all like this, Lewis is one person.

[00:52:32] [SPEAKER_01]: They're not showing you the really nice houses with boats.

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_01]: The big, she just found some property down there.

[00:52:38] [SPEAKER_01]: She's not on the water.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's out in this, you know, it's a bit of ways from any way.

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, whether you care about Missouri or not,

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_01]: doesn't matter, it's a chimp story.

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_01]: And Alan Cummings, the actor gets involved and there's some,

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_01]: so this is a warning because I'm going to blow it out next week on everything.

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Because that by then episode four, I'll have seen them all.

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And even if you have to buy the app just for this and then cancel it,

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_02]: it's worth that time.

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh.

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_01]: So good.

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, hmm.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I did not know there were three types of creatables.

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Gorillas, chimp.

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I always thought it was a rangatang.

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why everybody in the Midwest puts a G on there.

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a rangatang, but then that's not weird.

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_00]: If you've grown up singing wrong, yes?

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you grew up singing it wrong, the right way.

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_01]: How would you say it?

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_00]: A rangatang.

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_01]: A rangatang.

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Ha.

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Ha.

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, here's the deal.

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Gorillas, super docile, do not hurt humans.

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_01]: A rangatang's same deal.

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_01]: They just like hanging out in the trees.

[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_01]: The chimp's problematic.

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, those teeth.

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and then, well, I followed that Travis wanting an etiquette where Travis,

[00:53:57] [SPEAKER_01]: because the things they said about that chimp, they were like,

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_01]: oh, we like the red socks and he'll change the channel back if you turn off the redsock.

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_01]: He was drinking more loaves on Zan.

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, drove the fucking thing crazy.

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_01]: You made it think it was a human.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it knew how to drive like what have you seen as teeth?

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_01]: He can't.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_01]: They're so cute as babies though.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_01]: And Tanya does try.

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_01]: She's not.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_01]: She's, well, it's all weird.

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You have a 260 pound thing in a diaper coming in with a bottle or a low.

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's all weird.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's weird.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm going to tell you guys to watch that.

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we're going to pull over out next week and go through a deep dive.

[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I have updates on where talk is at, I know where Tanya's at,

[00:54:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I know where her safari park is.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_01]: It's literally four miles down the road from my one brother.

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going.

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta go back and check on stuff anyway and go see my mom safari park.

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I wish I could cancel shows for this.

[00:54:55] [SPEAKER_01]: She probably just safari park.

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I just saw the slamas and goats.

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know what else is in there,

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_01]: but I know she has to go to Orchlan,

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_01]: like the store to get feed.

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And she sells exotic animals online.

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's how she makes money.

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_01]: She drives them.

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of monkeys and shit.

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And then she drives them to wherever.

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_01]: And there's so much to wrap your head around.

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I had to wait.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_01]: The other thing that I would recommend.

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I saw this when it was on AMC.

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_01]: It's called the Terror.

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's on Netflix now.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's about a ship that was like by Newfoundland.

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_01]: And they got stuck in eyes, two ships I think if I were to watch it again.

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And what happened to them?

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_01]: And it is terrifying.

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll put it in the stilt.

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_01]: So that would be my other.

[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Make sure you watch that.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_01]: All he shit they found.

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_01]: This is great.

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_01]: A collection of signed Salvador Dali prints that's been 50 years gathering dust in a garage

[00:56:01] [SPEAKER_01]: are set to fetch thousands of auction.

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Have they been found during a clear out?

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you imagine?

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_01]: You pick it up and it says the ten forgotten lithographs by renowned Spanish surrealists were found in the garage.

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_01]: House in Berkeley Square may fare London.

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_01]: They were bought for 500 euros from an art gallery

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_01]: closing down in the 1970s.

[00:56:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And now could fetch 5000 of the piece when they go under the hammer next month.

[00:56:27] [SPEAKER_01]: The seller was having a clear out while preparing to move.

[00:56:31] [SPEAKER_01]: To move abroad when he discovered the treasure trove of artwork recently.

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It also includes five lithographs by French painter somebody we don't know.

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_01]: During the visit, I was invited to assess some clients and takes it a client's home.

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_01]: During the visit, the vendor took me to his garage and the home.

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The whole out came this treasure trove of lithographs.

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Now they said all 15 of them I thought it was 10.

[00:57:02] [SPEAKER_01]: They'd been forgotten for 50 years.

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_01]: It was quite surreal.

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_01]: You never know what you're going to uncover on a routine home visit.

[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's pretty awesome.

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Also, holy shit.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_01]: They found a painting recently found in the attic home of a home in Camden just set for a record price.

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_01]: This guy found a Rembrandt.

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty.

[00:57:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_01]: This appraiser and auctioneer, Kaja Velu, found a 17th century portrait of a young girl by Rembrandt during a routine house call.

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_01]: On house calls we often go in blind not knowing what we'll find.

[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_01]: The home was filled with wonderful pieces but it was in the attic among stacks of art that we found this remarkable portrait.

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_01]: The portrait of a chosen teenage girl and she looked like 50.

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_01]: They say she's a teenager but she has those weird ruffles on and got to know that it's hurts my glasses.

[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_01]: They're expecting it.

[00:58:06] Your glasses.

[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_01]: My glasses.

[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_01]: A private collector from Europe paid 1,410,000 dollars.

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's recorded to be one of the most expensive pieces of art ever sold at an auction in Maine.

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Boom.

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Get up in your attic's folks.

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't put anything in addicts.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_01]: It freaks me out.

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_00]: You have an attic?

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_01]: One means there's a couple things up there but I don't know.

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_01]: The temperature gets too hot.

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Everything's going to get weird.

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't.

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_00]: I put candles in an attic once it didn't go well.

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Candles in an attic.

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Dying.

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's some news for you music fans removed on the news.

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I really...

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_01]: When they announce this last week.

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Oasis is getting back together.

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a documentary...

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We Google documentary about oasis.

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That is something you should watch even if you don't care about the music, even if you don't care about them per se.

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_01]: These two brothers fight Liam and Noel Gallagher fight like people I've never seen fight.

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Super Sonic.

[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Super Sonic.

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's on max.

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I watched it on a plane.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to watch it again.

[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Well they've had a 15 year feud and they write mean things to each other on Twitter.

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's very volatile.

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I know I think they think they're texting.

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_01]: They're my age so they probably do.

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you man, you are no talent pieces shit.

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean oh my god.

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Well they're getting back together and the tickets went out of sale

[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and it broke their website.

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh.

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_01]: But it broke their website.

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It broke everything.

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a mess.

[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if they'll get it.

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_01]: But when I heard it...

[00:59:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what did they sing in the...

[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm be my wonder.

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa.

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_01]: A song I did not like and then I couldn't get out of my head for...

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That night.

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that them?

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_01]: That's me.

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_00]: You can sing it drum at a bar.

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why you're here.

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think they're more of a Euro thing.

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_00]: No they're not.

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Well they're only touring in Europe so far.

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_01]: A 90's thing?

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_01]: A 90's thing?

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I like Green Day's fine.

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_01]: The same kind of sound.

[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Close the thing time.

[01:00:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You're forgetting it, man.

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_01]: If you can't sing...

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I like that song.

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I love that song.

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I can play it on my guitar.

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickleball.

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickleball.

[01:00:43] [SPEAKER_01]: We're moving on.

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Ace is broke the internet.

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever you all Europeans sort that out.

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_01]: That is not American problem just yet.

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We have our own problems breaking concerts, breaking our websites.

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I would go if they'd promised to fight during the concert.

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_01]: It's some point I want one to hit the other one with a guitar.

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Then I would go.

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Pick it slowly.

[01:01:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Seriously, on resale sites we're going up for $8,000.

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_00]: They're gonna...

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_01]: The promoters that they're gonna fix that.

[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Too late!

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_01]: The tickets are out there.

[01:01:18] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna cancel them.

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Like if they see you on stuff, I'm gonna cancel it.

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'd like to see how that's gonna roll because they're not stopping it with anybody else.

[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody Maggie Rogers, who's a youngster who I like a lot.

[01:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: She made you come to the theater and get a real ticket.

[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_01]: She's very old-solve, very old school.

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_01]: But then she went to and walked up down the line and thanked people.

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Very good, kid.

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_01]: A Cape Cod.

[01:01:51] What are we doing now?

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, my favorite new sport, pickleball.

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's in a lot of trouble.

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: It's pissing a lot of people off and I do understand it.

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think it sounds that loud.

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, here's how I feel about this sound.

[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Picture you guys a harder version of a wifful ball.

[01:02:09] [SPEAKER_01]: And it hits a hard paddle.

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_01]: If you lived by it, a dink.

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_01]: There was a guy on 60 minutes or one of those.

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: There was a very normal man.

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing weird about the guy.

[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Seeing very even temperate he goes,

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't do this anymore.

[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_01]: They put in his little neighborhood, a pickleball court right behind his house.

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It starts because the old people get up early.

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: So they're out there at 6am and then young people play it till dark.

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't stop all day.

[01:02:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Then I would become obsessed with it.

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I know this because I used to be obsessed with this house across the street for mine in L.A.

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: where they had like a million tenants.

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: They shouldn't have had, but that also means a million cars.

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: So they would take all the good parking spots and then it becomes like something you're obsessed with.

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm going to go move my car and do something he can't put in.

[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Like a juvenile shit.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I could see where it would be coming obsession.

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was aware that it was in a session.

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and I didn't know how to.

[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I went on the road a lot.

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I'd forget about it.

[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean if you live next to this, starting every day at 6am, till dark.

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: But you are on Cape Cod.

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_01]: So you got a few bucks here.

[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: They cannot sell their $1.3 million home due to endless.

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I could see where you can sell the house though.

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't buy it.

[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_01]: They're unable to sell it from the endless racket from a neighbor.

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Neighboring pickleball court, Judith Sohnso and her husband have been forced to hire lawyers.

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_01]: After failing to find a buyer, but failing to find a buyer.

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a two-minute walk to Sagamore Beach in a fluid-to-cate call.

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: They listed the property for 1.3 million before slashing it to 1995.

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And then delisting it all together.

[01:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: And the people that came to look at it were like, no.

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't do it.

[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: He said we have a beautiful view of the Bay.

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We have beautiful gardens and we're so close to the beach.

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_01]: There was something wrong.

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll do.

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[01:04:18] What's on your head?

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Four years ago, these pickleball courts went up.

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, who was it the meeting?

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_01]: No, he had a good way.

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_01]: A neighbor, she said she spent almost 50 years.

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It's there. She's there.

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And until then, she goes, it's a very harsh harsh sound.

[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It does eventually start to bother you.

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think it would be getting, but it really does.

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it becomes like a tick, like a thing.

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know.

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But guess what pickleball?

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a new sport coming to take your crown and it's called paddle ball.

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm going to tell you.

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Pickleball is not going to lay.

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And guess what, paddle ball is not going to make it because it's too expensive to create the

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_01]: um court.

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I would, okay, you say pickleball?

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I say pedal ball.

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, picture a pickleball court, but you have to have glass walls.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's like racket ball where you can bounce it off the walls too.

[01:05:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's super psycho.

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: In a fun way, I would guess, but also like racket ball always just made me nervous

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: because I don't know where the ball was going.

[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And look at racket ball kind of faded out.

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Because you had to get court time, you got to pay for it.

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickleball, there's, you know, I don't know at least in Missouri and Tennessee.

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_01]: You can go find a court and it's, I don't, I don't know anything but maybe ten bucks or so.

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, I don't see paddle balls game more steam this year as an active alternative

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: to the widely popular pickleball business insider Kathleen Hulkins about that.

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_01]: She's already been one over.

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but also you got to pick, could time then.

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't just wander up.

[01:05:56] What?

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to reserve court times.

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, just not where you live.

[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Not where I live.

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to reserve anything.

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Just show up.

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: What's up, Kathleen?

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Kathleen, you want to go play.

[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's a larger court and the ability to play as balls, balls off or outside the four walls.

[01:06:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Me and the game requires a high level of athleticism than the more stationary pickleball.

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Settle down pickleball, your game requires quicker re-reel.

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I just think to build glass walls is expensive and then how many are there really going to be?

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_00]: And it's basically the pickleball outside.

[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's incredibly popular in Spain and Argentina.

[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, here's the thing.

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Arguably the biggest drawback is access to courts.

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickable ball courts can be really set up anywhere with four courts sitting inside one tennis court.

[01:06:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Paddleboat courts, size and walls don't offer the same luxury.

[01:06:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's about 38 bucks per person for 90 minutes.

[01:07:01] It's kind of expensive.

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_01]: 40 bucks for, yeah.

[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: At hour and a half.

[01:07:06] Yeah.

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's half a golf.

[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Half a tee to on that a public.

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, so I don't know anybody playing any, any termized playing paddle ball?

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Never even heard of it.

[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I had neither.

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, oh, that's a big story right there.

[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to try it if you find it.

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not out there to like win.

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out there to have fun.

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_01]: And I-

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you talking about?

[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if I win.

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I just want to have fun.

[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: But I remember playing Rackable with my dad or my brothers and like they would smash up all.

[01:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And I like docked.

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know where the fuck it was going.

[01:07:51] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a hard rubber ball like, um,

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not in there to be attacked or like I don't want.

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want it to be violent.

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, I'm coming on now.

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm part of your partner, Pinky.

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_01]: My partner, Pinky Tito, Pinky would be his girl in name because he always wears pink golf shirts.

[01:08:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And he loves Tito's vodka.

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So his is girl in name is Pinky Tito.

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, uh, Pinky Tito's a wonderful partner because he's like nine feet tall and he just stands up there and just goes,

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just, my-

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_01]: My-

[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_01]: His limbs just, my-

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[01:08:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I just stay in the back with his shelter waiting if one gets through him.

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll get that.

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I have my Ruby, Ruby, Great Fruit, shelter.

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Like you go get it, Pinky.

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I every single one of them call and I'm like,

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's yours.

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's yours.

[01:08:40] [SPEAKER_00]: What am I here?

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_01]: You could take a break now.

[01:08:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and-

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: But our team we never know what the score is.

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, what do we-

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And that I-

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I realize I watched these videos on TikTok.

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We've been announcing the score the wrong.

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I go, oh, oh.

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: On TikTok there's, I'm saying six to two.

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Two numbers.

[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Eight five.

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: They say three and I had to look it up.

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Three numbers?

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: They say the score and then the server.

[01:09:06] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't even understand when this hard turn starts.

[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Though last thing I'm going to do is,

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: label us with your number one server.

[01:09:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm number two.

[01:09:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That'll confuse us even more.

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.

[01:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: News.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Guess what?

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Fat America.

[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: We're getting fat or-

[01:09:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to do it.

[01:09:25] [SPEAKER_01]: McDonald's is going to help.

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to do sing a sandwich called The Big Arch.

[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's its biggest burger today.

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Are we learning nothing?

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm bigger one than the big-

[01:09:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Look, I like a burger.

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll eat a burger.

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: But I-

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Kids cheeseburgers there.

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_01]: If I go to McDonald's, it would be.

[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I have to get the dog one, my mom's dog.

[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And Eggman muffin.

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they announced their plans for The Big Arch.

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It was- it was- it was- originally was being tested in Canada and Portugal.

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, why us?

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know Canadian.

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Turrets?

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Have you had it?

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_01]: People- generally looking.

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_01]: People are generally looking for a bigger burger arm.

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And you were excited to bring the new global item to Canadians.

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Because whoever wants the bigger burger, we should have a talk with them.

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And go, you know what?

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: There's some big ass burgers here already.

[01:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Calm down.

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's two-quarter pounders.

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Two-quarter pound, 100% Canadian beef patties.

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Three slices of cheese.

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Crispy onions, pickles, lettuce and a new tangy sauce.

[01:10:32] [SPEAKER_01]: No, not that.

[01:10:33] No.

[01:10:34] How?

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It looks calorie.

[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, how many calories in it?

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what's it called?

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Big arch.

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: With drink and fries, it's 12.59.

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's about nine bucks in the US.

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there's 370, 7 grams of fat.

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_01]: 370, 7 grams of fat.

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, my God.

[01:10:52] Yeah.

[01:10:52] [SPEAKER_00]: 1,030 calories.

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: 1,000 calories.

[01:10:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the water only has 670.

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_00]: 26 grams of fat.

[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.

[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: In January they offered the double big Mac.

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess nobody went for that.

[01:11:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I just...

[01:11:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Ever sauce is eggs and mustard.

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Eggs and mustard, that's the secret sauce.

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I never like any sauces they put on them.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm not the person to ask about that.

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't really generally go to McDonald's.

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Unless when the kids were little, you know?

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Moving on, Macy's?

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_01]: They're replacing some of the bedbath in beyond.

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to have a mini store.

[01:11:38] [SPEAKER_01]: But shoppers claim the half-hearted temple fall apart.

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I went in the Macy's in New York.

[01:11:46] [SPEAKER_01]: It's been a minute, a couple years ago.

[01:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It looked looted.

[01:11:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the one by my house looks looted.

[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's going on.

[01:11:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe there's not enough employees to fold the clothes or whatever they should.

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_01]: But Macy's has got a huge problem and I'm not sure this is the...

[01:12:04] [SPEAKER_01]: There's too many clothes on one rack too.

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Then when they wonder why people don't put them back, because it doesn't fit.

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: You smashed all this shit in here and now I can't get it back.

[01:12:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have time to sit here and smash everything.

[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, hang out wherever you're from.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Macy's host of Duran opening of its new small concept store on August 24th.

[01:12:23] [SPEAKER_01]: The mini store and a shopping mall in Cincinnati went in the place of the vacant bedbath in beyond.

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know.

[01:12:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I do think the one in New York's too big.

[01:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's overwhelming.

[01:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to go in there.

[01:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want deal with all that just to find like a black shirt.

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it the flagship one?

[01:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they need to pick some shit up there too.

[01:12:48] [SPEAKER_01]: The only thing they could look more looted at times is home goods.

[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I went down to picture frame island.

[01:12:54] [SPEAKER_01]: There was just a whole giant thing of diapers.

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, that doesn't... why not even get you?

[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Do they even sell diapers here?

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're shutting their aisles where I'm like,

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Huh, I don't know.

[01:13:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Did somebody just come in in a tantrum and throw all these pillows on the floor?

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_01]: All of them.

[01:13:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you, JJ Matt.

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_01]: But then other times you go home goods is it's perfectly organized?

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you got to hit the right time.

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_01]: On the store's preview night, children from big brothers sisters of America were given $200

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_01]: as it's been on school clothing.

[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That's nice.

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_01]: The new store's one fifth of the size of a typical macy's making it easier for shoppers to navigate

[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: without the need to scale escalators or take long walks between departments.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: They've created this concept with Gen Z shoppers in mind hoping to make it easier for customers

[01:13:40] [SPEAKER_01]: to find the items they want?

[01:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I don't know the distance.

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Macy's constantly comes up with new initiatives, but after half-hearted attempt,

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_01]: they fade away one shopper started on Facebook.

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: They're just too arrogant and filled with hubris.

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They're a few solution shoppers because they know better.

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Some of the macy's executives should read the comments on Facebook and set up their game.

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_01]: They know Facebook, I know.

[01:14:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Time to call it quits somebody, they thought the good fight.

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_01]: They tried to make it.

[01:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: The store is falling apart again.

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what we're going to do with department stores like that.

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_01]: So the idea is to make it smaller?

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I don't think you have anything.

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I do too though.

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's shopping online.

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_00]: What about the post?

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I'm running over all my articles.

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I am.

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Tom Brady just went to get you.

[01:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Did he?

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I felt it.

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: One of my favorite cities in the world is actively sinking.

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: One of America's most visited cities,

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_01]: it says run for worse run.

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: One of America's most visited cities is under threat of vanishing on a water due to rising sea levels

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and more frequent violent storms.

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Savannah, Georgia.

[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I like New Orleans a little bit more.

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_01]: But Savannah.

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So Savannah Charleston and New Orleans are three of my favorite cities.

[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_01]: New Orleans, the greedy is the greatest.

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Savannah is Charleston's the fanciest of those kind of southern old southern.

[01:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And then Savannah lies somewhere in the middle.

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But the trees and the moss and the heat, I just love it.

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And the architecture.

[01:15:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's sinking.

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's under threat of having several of its historic neighborhoods go the way of the mythical Atlantis due to rising seas in

[01:15:41] [SPEAKER_01]: the violent storms.

[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I'm doing my bucket list of shit, I think, might sink.

[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Vanis, I got to go before it.

[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_01]: The historic city of 300,000 immortalized in films such as the midnight in the garden of good

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_01]: nievel and forest gump is facing a perfect storm of rising sea levels and coasting sinking, coastal

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_01]: sinking, scientists warn.

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_01]: The recent study was published in the journal Nature Found 1302 miles around Savannah are already at risk.

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The worst of 32 US Coastal cities, Savannah is in the most trouble.

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_01]: By 2050, the area is expected to expand to 184 miles it will be sunk.

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Square miles, including the iconic River Street, the stroll, I love River Street.

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're tourists grab frozen concoctions from wet willys or oysters and candy because of them.

[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the oysters.

[01:16:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going for a frozen drink wet willys.

[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to drink it too bad for me.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, boozey sloshies, you know, woo!

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_00]: How fast can you buy?

[01:16:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's very sad.

[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_01]: 2050, it's not that far away.

[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_01]: We could still be alive.

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_01]: We will be alive.

[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, I don't want to be alive, man.

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_00]: That's my 25 years of man.

[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what are you going to be doing?

[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably maybe.

[01:17:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to keep the connoe and for a get on down there.

[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_01]: So that's sad.

[01:17:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm deciding which one that I'm going to do this time and then not.

[01:17:15] [SPEAKER_01]: A research assistant, Bob, read, sent me.

[01:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not just the stores that keep closing that we're talking about banks too.

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_01]: But this is a good conversation.

[01:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Do we need brick and mortar banks?

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think as many as we have.

[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think we need as many as we have.

[01:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And I also think it could be a shit ton smaller.

[01:17:34] Yeah.

[01:17:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you got to have your safe.

[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_01]: But who?

[01:17:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, sometimes I'll go up there to try to get five if there's going to be merge

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_01]: sold in people still.

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know what he really does cash.

[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_01]: But even when you ask him for change, you're like,

[01:17:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Can I hear his honor box?

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Can I get all five?

[01:17:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Date.

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: You're a bank.

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Where else was I supposed to go?

[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't go to the car wash and go.

[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a bunch of five for this and boggles some child's mind?

[01:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I went to the bank.

[01:18:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You're the seven, nine.

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the car won't go.

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I should come on.

[01:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Wash, to be.

[01:18:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's my favorite.

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I have a pass.

[01:18:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even pay anymore.

[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Wash, to be.

[01:18:13] Yeah.

[01:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little thing you're pointing to think of.

[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Do.

[01:18:15] [SPEAKER_01]: You go right through.

[01:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: But like I had to go in a bank.

[01:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, because my bank at Lake of the Ozarks who there's some adorable people that work there.

[01:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: But they have some old school rules about depositing and this and that anyway.

[01:18:30] [SPEAKER_01]: But when you go in, there's a shit ton of people working in there.

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: So, like if you were going to do a home loan, I just don't know that we need all that

[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_01]: space.

[01:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think mostly, you know, went to the bank a lot.

[01:18:43] [SPEAKER_01]: My dad, old people.

[01:18:45] [SPEAKER_01]: They liked the bank.

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_01]: They liked the interaction.

[01:18:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Like when when I lived in Hermosa and sort of city bank got mobile deposit, I only went

[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_01]: into see my friend for Rook.

[01:18:56] [SPEAKER_01]: For Rook was a teller.

[01:18:57] [SPEAKER_01]: He was in an arranged marriage and I'd like to check on that.

[01:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, do you feel all that that worked out?

[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: He was so cute.

[01:19:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, oh, I got the very, very lucky.

[01:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: And then he would show me pictures.

[01:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to she think the same of you could just say in for Rook.

[01:19:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We could shave that eyebrow right here just a little bit to some differentiation.

[01:19:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he was my friend.

[01:19:19] [SPEAKER_01]: So I would go into say I had a fruit.

[01:19:21] [SPEAKER_01]: But I had no other reason to be in there.

[01:19:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And even a bank loan.

[01:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Most of it's done online.

[01:19:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know.

[01:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: National bank's closed more than 30 branches in two weeks just last month.

[01:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Chase Bank of America, PNC and other banks collectively closed 33 locations between July 14th

[01:19:41] [SPEAKER_01]: and July 28th.

[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Have a lot of locations.

[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_00]: The card ATM's.

[01:19:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Then take deposits.

[01:19:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[01:19:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you really need to go into a bank?

[01:19:50] [SPEAKER_01]: If of loan.

[01:19:53] [SPEAKER_01]: To get one, no, you can get money out of the ATM.

[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Open a checking account.

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_02]: But one, they should be in one in an area.

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_01]: We got it with that place to do that.

[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[01:20:07] [SPEAKER_01]: A bank of a marriage goes shut down 11.

[01:20:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Chase and PNC closed 7 each month.

[01:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Close 7 each.

[01:20:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.

[01:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Excellent.

[01:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Not even her been.

[01:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Capital citizens dollar bank.

[01:20:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Leem on Wells Fargo Bank.

[01:20:22] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[01:20:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Dollar bank.

[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Dollar bank.

[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: You got me.

[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds fake.

[01:20:27] [SPEAKER_01]: The worst hit state was Florida, who lost four locations.

[01:20:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Ohio, Virginia and Texas lost three.

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe there's just too many.

[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.

[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Bank of America is closed more than 100 branches so far this year.

[01:20:41] [SPEAKER_01]: The most of any.

[01:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: They counts for a fifth of all closures in 2024.

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Bank of America.

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[01:20:53] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think, termites?

[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The majority of Americans from Gen Z, the boomers are in less need of traditional bank,

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: which may explain the rising number of physical branches that we have above.

[01:21:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just don't.

[01:21:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I don't.

[01:21:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the ones that are closing the fastest.

[01:21:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Bank of America, 90.

[01:21:13] [SPEAKER_01]: US Bank, 73.

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Wells Fargo, 62.

[01:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Chase, 53.

[01:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, wood forest.

[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I, I, it looks like a northwest thing.

[01:21:24] [SPEAKER_01]: They got the trees.

[01:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, 31.

[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_01]: PNC's closed 37.

[01:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Citizens back, 29.

[01:21:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Key bank, 16 capital, 1, 12, city bank, five.

[01:21:34] [SPEAKER_01]: City bank could do with closen some.

[01:21:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, in LA, they were like four that I could walk to from my house.

[01:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Merge.

[01:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Merge, right.

[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_01]: California saw 72 New York saw 51.

[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So something to think about.

[01:21:51] [SPEAKER_01]: How often are you going to bank?

[01:21:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Once there was mobile deposit, I saw a person at US Bank here in Nashville.

[01:22:01] [SPEAKER_01]: She went in through the out of the ATM, got out of her car, walked around.

[01:22:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Because now the drivers on the wrong side because you're going and did it.

[01:22:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And then, no, she didn't back out.

[01:22:16] [SPEAKER_01]: She drove over the cars with B-Cock.

[01:22:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I just like, are you drunk?

[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, and she was not old.

[01:22:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you must be drunk because this just, and she was found.

[01:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Speaking of banks, could we talk about poor Denise from Wells Fargo who's found

[01:22:28] [SPEAKER_01]: editor desk and nobody noticed for four days.

[01:22:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I Denise, poor Denise.

[01:22:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Howdy, the rest of you.

[01:22:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[01:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, central bank, a leg of the Ozarks, I was just there last month was packed.

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Mostly old, mostly old people.

[01:22:46] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean?

[01:22:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Poor Denise, she was six years old at a Wells Fargo in Tempe.

[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_01]: She had scanned into the building on 7 AM on August 16th.

[01:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: There were no further scans from her in and out of the building.

[01:23:00] [SPEAKER_01]: On August 20th, they reported an employee possibly dead in a cubicle on the building's third floor.

[01:23:06] [SPEAKER_01]: She was pronounced dead at 5 o'clock, according to Tempe police.

[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, gross.

[01:23:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Can somebody explain to me?

[01:23:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Who didn't like Denise?

[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Who didn't like her?

[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Was there not a janitor?

[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.

[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Was there not?

[01:23:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Now you know the clean crew ain't doing their job.

[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, I'm not going to out you as you didn't do shit, but there's been a dead body of there, and you didn't notice.

[01:23:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.

[01:23:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I see, okay, I read that wrong.

[01:23:33] [SPEAKER_01]: She died sometime during the weekend.

[01:23:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Why is she the only one in there?

[01:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's going on with that.

[01:23:40] [SPEAKER_01]: How bizarre?

[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's a little note to bank robber, so it took me a...

[01:23:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe she was in on it, and that would just talk and shit now.

[01:23:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Poor Denise.

[01:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Four days.

[01:23:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's a good thing we went to holiday weekend.

[01:23:57] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to spend five.

[01:23:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.

[01:24:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That's how boring it is.

[01:24:01] [SPEAKER_01]: She did die because there are no customers in the bank.

[01:24:06] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll show you your files.

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to save these two.

[01:24:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Next week, we're going to go to the hospital.

[01:24:15] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to get into, I'm not going to go, he doesn't run along.

[01:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Pavel, door of, he is a Russian Elon Musk.

[01:24:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's fascinating and he's been arrested, so I'm going to tell you about that next week.

[01:24:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I like it.

[01:24:27] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll save that one.

[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're going to close on a feel good story.

[01:24:32] Oh, okay.

[01:24:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a very feel good story.

[01:24:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm not closing in just yet.

[01:24:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I was just deciding...

[01:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, circle me back.

[01:24:41] [SPEAKER_01]: circle me back.

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to do the thank yous.

[01:24:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll do my goodbye story and then quote,

[01:24:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Termite shout out.

[01:24:50] [SPEAKER_01]: This is from the Venetian on my big foot t-shirt.

[01:24:53] [SPEAKER_01]: From California, felt in California.

[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Brian and his daughter Elizabeth.

[01:24:59] [SPEAKER_01]: And pictures from the big foot discovery museum.

[01:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's in felt in California.

[01:25:04] [SPEAKER_01]: The St. Louis Blues hoodies which were brought to me by Dot and Leah from San...

[01:25:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Awesome.

[01:25:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I should have brought them up to show them, but I put them in the wash.

[01:25:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.

[01:25:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Because those aren't cheap and they are real, and they're not bullshit ones.

[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_01]: They're great.

[01:25:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Party size hair boobers.

[01:25:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I know I say that wrong.

[01:25:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Please don't correct me.

[01:25:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Beth and Joan from Tucson.

[01:25:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And then a big foot tote carry bag.

[01:25:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, carrying bag.

[01:25:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, don't see that.

[01:25:27] Go.

[01:25:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, as carry Diane.

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_01]: UPS?

[01:25:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I got some ladies potato chips socks from Judy.

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice.

[01:25:34] [SPEAKER_01]: She's the one to brought.

[01:25:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's not the gummy sharks.

[01:25:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, but uh, hiking medallion of big foot in case I get lost.

[01:25:40] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a good luck charm.

[01:25:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[01:25:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That's from Elizabeth.

[01:25:42] [SPEAKER_01]: And uh, my get your land friends sent me a t-shirt for the 75th anniversary.

[01:25:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.

[01:25:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yay.

[01:25:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So those are the thank yous for all that.

[01:25:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, here's your feel good story.

[01:25:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Not every culture is shitty.

[01:25:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Just when people...

[01:25:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, just when you think man, well, because so many people behave so poorly.

[01:26:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And then everyone wants to roll the underdogs do the right thing.

[01:26:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Native American tribe will unveil a sculpture to honor their Irish connection.

[01:26:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The chalk tall leaders have a, yeah, they're an Oklahoma mostly.

[01:26:14] [SPEAKER_01]: I think have unveiled a sculpture in Oklahoma dedicated to their people's connection with Ireland.

[01:26:19] [SPEAKER_01]: The connection was founded on the gift adonation made to Ireland in 1847.

[01:26:25] [SPEAKER_01]: The eternal hearts it looks like a Celtic design was created by so and so.

[01:26:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but here's the, um, it combined the sculpture is beautiful.

[01:26:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a Celtic Trinity shape intertwined with the heart and it would be like, here's why they did it.

[01:26:41] [SPEAKER_01]: In 1847, the chalk tall nation of Oklahoma made a donation of $170 to help those suffering in the Irish family miles and miles away.

[01:26:51] [SPEAKER_01]: The gift would have worked been worth tens of thousands of dollars in modern terms.

[01:26:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Now these guys are on the trail of tears being led to their death and they're like, you have with those people are starving.

[01:27:00] [SPEAKER_01]: So boom.

[01:27:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Their heart felt donation was sent to Middleton and County Court providing much neat, neat, read it.

[01:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Needed really during the 2021, 2020 COVID-19, the Irish people demonstrated their support by providing 2 million in aid.

[01:27:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, to Native Americans severely affected by the crisis.

[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Similarly, in 2018, the Irish Prime Minister Leo Voward, a car.

[01:27:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Announced the scholarship for the chalk tall people to study in Ireland.

[01:27:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:27:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And then it had some Irish guy talk and then, so there you go. People do the right thing occasionally, which is nice.

[01:27:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, oh they built it in Ireland.

[01:27:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess. And then brought it all the way over. So there you have it.

[01:27:51] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[01:27:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Time for some quotes.

[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I know you're gonna go get ready for pickle ball.

[01:27:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:27:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I am pretty picky and I ask them new pickle ball shoes.

[01:28:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.

[01:28:05] [SPEAKER_01]: They kind of have things around your ankles so I can't roll my ankle.

[01:28:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Which probably is it gonna happen because I'm not moving that much.

[01:28:11] [SPEAKER_01]: But you just never know.

[01:28:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I might get inspired to go after a tough one and then I'll sing, you know.

[01:28:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Discussing her early career.

[01:28:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because I googled pickle ball shoes because somebody told me about them.

[01:28:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I'm getting every single thing on my phone.

[01:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickleball women's bags.

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Pickleball.

[01:28:33] [SPEAKER_01]: But you were the head year.

[01:28:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's the last thing they could have told me.

[01:28:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, just...

[01:28:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, fits?

[01:28:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fits now.

[01:28:42] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_01]: People notice the shoes.

[01:28:46] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, what is it?

[01:28:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Are those?

[01:28:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Just for this.

[01:28:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[01:28:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Notice mine aren't dirty.

[01:28:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Mine look brand new out of the box.

[01:28:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just standing here with the cells.

[01:28:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They're watching that giant chimpanzee probably.

[01:29:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Discussing her career, this is Dali.

[01:29:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Early career in a 1977 interview with Rolling Stone.

[01:29:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I never felt up long.

[01:29:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I never plowed in my whole life.

[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Even as a little kid, I was just different.

[01:29:16] [SPEAKER_01]: So I never really found my place.

[01:29:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Chillin' move to Nashville and got an amusement business.

[01:29:20] [SPEAKER_01]: That was my real place.

[01:29:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Show of beauty.

[01:29:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That's tomorrow for the children.

[01:29:25] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't feel you fit in?

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Get in the car.

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_01]: There's more of us.

[01:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Find your people.

[01:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Now, a T-take quote.

[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Vogue February 2012.

[01:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't ever feel like the cool kid at the party ever.

[01:29:44] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like smile and be nice to everybody

[01:29:46] [SPEAKER_01]: because you were not invited to be here.

[01:29:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, dark.

[01:29:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Take these got some things going on.

[01:29:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what era was that when you're angry

[01:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: that you're at a party?

[01:30:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ.

[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, termites.

[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_00]: It's all Friday.

[01:30:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Tickets all the tickets for 2025 dates go on sale on Friday.

[01:30:09] [SPEAKER_01]: And the pre-sale is today.

[01:30:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[01:30:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And the code is day drinking.

[01:30:13] [SPEAKER_01]: One word.

[01:30:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And for the people that don't really understand all that,

[01:30:17] [SPEAKER_01]: it doesn't mean anything is up here just getting better seats.

[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_01]: And you can just access to, you know,

[01:30:24] [SPEAKER_01]: whatever many they decide.

[01:30:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't decide any of that.

[01:30:27] [SPEAKER_01]: However, many they put on pretty sale day.

[01:30:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And the poster's fun day drinking.

[01:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: And I do. Well, I'm drinking right now and it's the day.

[01:30:35] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not false to ever, T-I said,

[01:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: all right, termites.

[01:30:38] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to turn my sphere off.

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't want to waste a battery.

[01:30:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Another thing that's going to go in here are just,

[01:30:45] [SPEAKER_01]: yes.

[01:30:46] [SPEAKER_01]: This whole thing says postcards from Earth ignore it.

[01:30:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Want a soda?

[01:30:55] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you like a giant vodka Korean bear with it?

[01:31:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes.

[01:31:04] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.