Episode 179: Return of the Wu-Tang Clan, Razzmatazz, & The First Millennial Saint

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigans Pubcast. You grab

[00:00:12] yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:18] Welcome! Welcome! Turbites! Termitos! I'm out on the road meaning Stevie not me.

[00:00:32] Well I'm on the road yes this week yeah but Stevie's gonna do Hyde Park in

[00:00:37] London in July how exciting would that be? Oh where are all the little European

[00:00:42] fans hello I've got stories for you some are super long.

[00:00:48] I saw the Barbie car.

[00:00:50] Oh Stevie.

[00:00:52] Remember when she took her Barbie car out?

[00:00:54] The Barbie, there's a video she's got the doll in the Barbie car and it comes out and then she's like get her out they're having an accident.

[00:01:01] I'm like oh my god.

[00:01:03] Oh Turbites! Termitos fire! Episode 179.

[00:01:16] What are we drinking first of all we're having a little harp nice Irish beer last of the

[00:01:20] Irish vacation beers found that in the golf bag boom that was for um Tom the caddy and

[00:01:29] he forgot to drink his he was adorable all the caddies were adorable um they all have

[00:01:35] like 18 jobs it's just one of their many jobs and they're all five handicapped golfers

[00:01:39] which is even crazier and then they never get to golf because the fancy courses won't

[00:01:42] let them play when they're off which is horse shit why can't you just let them go out at

[00:01:46] six o'clock you know whatever it's light till ten for god's sakes um that's what we're

[00:01:52] drinking and what are we gonna eat well I can't even believe I'm gonna try these but

[00:01:58] I am here doing the work of the lord for you people Cheetos smoky ghost now if you know

[00:02:05] what ghost pepper is you know not to eat it and I'm gonna sit here and do it I've

[00:02:09] yeah I have my harp chaser flaming hot I don't even know what's on the front of the bag it

[00:02:15] looks like a tiger that's on fire um go oh ghost oh it's an ad for Ghostbusters frozen

[00:02:23] empire a movie exclusively in theaters yeah um wow weird color oh my god this is the kind

[00:02:41] of shit somebody's gonna start a thing on tiktok eat the whole bag and then there's

[00:02:44] gonna be a dead teenager I mean how do we not know this at the meeting how do we god

[00:02:51] dang I am not a business person but you pass this around at the meeting and go good idea

[00:02:55] no no no no no this is how children die the children save the children from themselves

[00:03:03] because they'll think it's hilarious Snyder's I love their pretzels everybody wants to do

[00:03:09] something Nashville related these days whether it's music or now it's Nashville hot chicken

[00:03:14] that's on every menu everywhere I go in the world and it's I love hot chicken but only

[00:03:19] here yes I don't once you go out it's like people say st. Louis style ribs on menus and

[00:03:26] you leave st. Louis they're not st. Louis style ribs no they're just ribs but they want to act

[00:03:30] like they're special but they don't know how to make st. Louis ribs anyway these are pieces of hot

[00:03:34] chicken pretzels two of my favorite things you combine them no no no they taste like that orange

[00:03:49] dust whatever that no work of the Lord Jesus and it's early in the morning I'm burning my face off

[00:03:59] no this last one is truly the work of the Lord you know when I say just leave well enough alone

[00:04:09] I don't know why people can't uh Hidden Valley Ranch which I love Lou hates it he always goes

[00:04:15] there's a reason that ranch was hidden I'm like oh Louis you're too fancy has combined ranch with

[00:04:23] the cheese it and it's the real one cuz it's their logo it's this is sold out at a grocery

[00:04:30] store all right let's see oh god it looks wrong this is another one at the meeting I'd be especially

[00:04:37] if it was a Monday morning I'd be like no can't we just go sell some can't we make a funny Hidden

[00:04:44] Valley Ranch commercial and sells more ranch okay I'm doing this with an open mind

[00:04:49] no it tastes like kind of like paint that sat in the can too long and you have to stir it with your

[00:05:06] stick man no no great for dipping yeah I kind of shook it let me even one more try mmm I don't

[00:05:24] see a point I don't see a point to it yeah there's things keep happening on your tongue after

[00:05:29] you eat it where it just explodes but maybe the children will like it I'll have to wait I'm gonna

[00:05:35] save this and wait for teenagers to come and then I'm gonna put it out and treat them like zoo

[00:05:41] animals I'm gonna watch to see if they go for it I'm not gonna say nothing I'm just gonna put it

[00:05:45] in the middle of a bunch of crackers and stuff right and see if they do it so what has been

[00:05:58] happening well I spent a lot of time going through my dad's fishing lures that he gave me because

[00:06:03] it's fishing season but now I can't go well I can go fishing but I haven't opened my fishing boat in

[00:06:09] a year because I haven't been been busy something got in there all termites that fish what could

[00:06:17] have done this the boat was covered on a lift now the very back of a bass boat the flaps don't

[00:06:25] completely close they do go over it something got in and I think I trapped it ate the driver's seat

[00:06:32] there's foam everywhere there was it definitely went to the bathroom a lot in the boat and then

[00:06:38] tried to scratch it the V I know and then I thought oh my god it's got to be dead something a raccoon

[00:06:44] it's all I can think of termites what could do that the lift was up so it had to be able to

[00:06:50] jump it's not like a beaver or a river otter or a goose they might lay eggs at one time a duck laid

[00:06:58] eggs in they don't have claws I don't know my plan was to do all that and then I was shocked and then

[00:07:05] I had to clean all that up which was disgusting and I was trying to get the spiders out and power

[00:07:09] washing so if Canadian geese had claws I'd have to move because they're already territorial enough

[00:07:19] and they've all got kids now they're like they've grown up their teenagers are so cute when they're

[00:07:24] little then as teenagers they're still cute cuz they're fluffy and then they turn into adults

[00:07:28] where they only look good in a painting and I want to kill them is that googled it and they literally

[00:07:32] shit in a pound an hour what yep Google it they're just machines of yeah it's gross it's all over the

[00:07:40] grass and I don't I mean they're pretty in a painting but you know what is their purpose and

[00:07:47] then I saw this Canadian redneck who I fell in love with he got real sick of the geese you're

[00:07:51] not allowed to hurt him and I don't want to hurt him I just want him gone he built a tiny fence

[00:07:56] around his cove of barbed wire because they fly in like like an army and then they come up like an

[00:08:04] armada and they come from the water they don't come by land they fly into the lake and then they

[00:08:09] come like this but if they saw the barrier they'll go to the next cove that's what I'm hoping so when

[00:08:15] my neighbor sees me down there with a tiny hammer and tiny barbed wire fence and then he's gonna

[00:08:20] come down and go Kathleen what the fuck are you gonna do what are you doing and I'm gonna say don't

[00:08:24] you worry about it I'm protecting everyone's home not just my own thank you very much I'll bring it

[00:08:29] up at the next HOA meeting and the cost of this barbed wire from Lowe's will be incurred to the

[00:08:34] HOA so everybody doesn't have to worry about their lawn guy whoever may that may be running

[00:08:41] over goose shit or a goose so that's what that's what has been happening I don't and there's no

[00:08:50] Queen well here's what's also happening on doing the work of the Lord my friend Dax is coming to

[00:08:57] town so we are gonna go downtown and go to the Patsy Cline Museum which I will review for all

[00:09:03] of you if you've never seen that movie where Jessica Lange plays Patsy Cline and Ed Harris

[00:09:08] plays a boyfriend you should go watch it then we're gonna go see Lainey Wilson's new bar it's

[00:09:16] it opened very quickly I don't know how they design I mean then you watch the Garth show and

[00:09:23] you're like I thought it was supposed to take like you know a long time yeah but hers isn't

[00:09:28] directly on Broadway so I don't know and Morgan Wallens new bar has opened and that is not directly

[00:09:32] on Broadway either you got it but it's right next to the Ryman so he gets points for that she got

[00:09:36] the location that I'd go no I don't know it is by the footbridge so it's the first one you see if

[00:09:43] you come walking over from a concert or a football game or whatever I don't know but I will give you

[00:09:50] full reviews so if any termites are ever coming in Asheville and want to know my top five I will

[00:09:56] give my top five at the end of this because I don't think there's any other new ones opening

[00:09:59] that I know of I do know you have to go to Garth's to get Trisha's chicken fingers I do know that for

[00:10:05] a fact I'm gonna take Dax there he's never had so that's it I have no Queen news Dolly's been very

[00:10:14] quiet Tanya oh Tanya please follow Tanya Tucker on Instagram she was giving her chickens a bath

[00:10:21] in her sink what is named Loretta hen as after Loretta Lynn and the other ones Tanya clucker

[00:10:28] those are the two that we met in that video she's just a hundred percent exactly you get

[00:10:34] Cher very quiet yeah don't know what's going on there um Jelly Roll quiet he's doing stuff but

[00:10:42] quiet and yeah they're all out on the road Snoop I have um I'm King news about Snoop and um Tay Tay

[00:10:51] quiet over in Europe somewhere or is she back is she done with Europe another month where's left

[00:11:00] to go oh my god Lewis was supposed to do some comedy festival festival in Lisbon I don't even

[00:11:05] know why Lewis would agree to that to a comedy festival where English isn't their first language

[00:11:10] but he did and Lisbon forgot that Tay Tay was coming and they had to cancel the comedy festival

[00:11:16] because she's even ruining other arts she's destroying other art forms I don't think the

[00:11:29] comedy I don't know the comedy festival they moved it or something I don't know but I know

[00:11:33] alluded wasn't it wasn't happening oh she was in Madrid but she was in Lisbon as well right oh

[00:11:40] she's in Madrid now where's she going where's she going I'm not going again this this round maybe

[00:11:49] next time maybe when she is 35 where's she going Amsterdam Oh Lewis was just there yeah he had a

[00:12:04] show there too no he had that one cuz that was like a month ago he's been gone forever

[00:12:11] Leon France Lewis is going to Los Angeles for the premiere of what inside out to where he plays

[00:12:20] the what the part of anger that's his voice and he wanted me to go but I have to work and even if I

[00:12:26] didn't have to work I went once I did my duty as a friend I went one night would go again it's just

[00:12:36] I don't like those red carpets and just when you think it's always 75 in LA no it'll be like 102

[00:12:42] and then what do I wear and right yeah they should give him a red jacket I'm gonna call him and tell

[00:12:50] me she'd wear a red jacket for anger yes and he looks good in red yeah he always looks tan and

[00:12:58] his hair oh it's great now but gray goes good with red yeah I'm gonna call him tell me he needs to

[00:13:06] go back to that place and get a red linen jacket linen because it's gonna be hot but how do you fly

[00:13:12] it to LA without it getting wrinkled you're gonna be that asshole in first class that's can I please

[00:13:15] hang up properly I'm a roll in their eyes dude learn how to pack right where am I going we know

[00:13:27] where Tay-Tay's going here's where I'm going West Hampton this coming weekend boom Charlestown West

[00:13:33] Virginia casino love it that's June 16th June 29th Portland Maine LBC my friend Peter and his wife

[00:13:40] July 19th and 20th Borgata which is there's a sad update no it's fine my shows are fine but I was

[00:13:50] very excited because I was gonna be in Atlantic City when the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight happened

[00:13:54] and Mike has a bell tummy ache is some sort of tiny ulcer and they've postponed the fight it's

[00:14:01] breaking news they have postponed it and I cannot believe it's 2024 and I'm googling Tyson fight I

[00:14:08] can't believe if you would have told me in 1989 when we all spent $85 and had a house party to

[00:14:14] watch Mike Tyson eat somebody's ear off that I would have been googling this in 2024 I would

[00:14:20] have said you're crazy but so it's not gonna happen but I was so excited because I'll be in

[00:14:24] a casino and and that well no I'm still not I mean I still wish it was happening because I know the

[00:14:30] casino guys would save me a seat in the bar where the thing yeah anyway July 26 San Antonio Texas

[00:14:37] July 27th Austin Texas August August August August 2nd August Marietta Georgia August 3rd

[00:14:47] Cincinnati Ohio well August 10th Niagara Falls Ontario I can't wait to go down to that little

[00:14:53] bar and have a beer it's a terrible I could do I could sit there all day yeah Hampton Beach

[00:15:00] New Hampshire that's August 24th Labor Day weekend the Venetian Las Vegas my signs already up my

[00:15:07] little friend Dorf went to go see oh my god the dead at the sphere I mean if you're a dead person

[00:15:14] that he said it was by far excluding the birth of his children the single greatest night of his life

[00:15:20] he's 50 just remember that and he said oh I won't even go into what but he just and then he tried

[00:15:30] to talk me into going because they're going they're gonna be there till August I said Dorf

[00:15:34] first of all I don't do hallucinogenics I do I do beer or seltzers or wine but not it at the

[00:15:42] cat's right I wouldn't drink wine like that unless it's a slow concert like James Taylor well Sarah

[00:15:48] McLaughlin I'll drink wine it seems appropriate um but no I'm not going I know the visuals would

[00:15:54] be great I go you know what I'd rather see Dorf March of the Penguins there I want to see fucking

[00:16:00] penguins all over above me on the side of me I guess they do show movies there in the day it's

[00:16:05] the Vegas fear but anyway he took my picture there already have my sign up so good for you

[00:16:11] Venetian if you're listening thank you for the advertisement September 6 Terrytown New York

[00:16:17] September 7th Wilmington Delaware September 13th Columbus Ohio September 14th Lexington Kentucky

[00:16:25] September 19th Oklahoma City haven't been there in a very long time very excited to go see Oklahoma

[00:16:29] City because that's where they're gonna build the world's tallest building or the United States

[00:16:33] on September 21st Dallas Texas and probably tiny update gonna add a show in Dallas termites are you

[00:16:43] in what do you think about that not for sure yet we got to see what's going on I can't believe all

[00:16:49] these people to not comedians all these musicians canceling tours right JLo the Black Keys I don't

[00:16:58] even know what JLo does except Jenny on the block I mean I then I thought really is it she my age I

[00:17:04] mean I'm my age but I'm not trying to be a pop star can she sell out the Bridgestone Arena in Nash

[00:17:10] Nashville well if I had backup dancers it might be a little more exciting I don't know how do we feel

[00:17:18] about that at the end of every joke that's how I feel about that that's how I feel about working

[00:17:22] with anyone no this is a solo career minus an opening act so no she canceled the whole thing

[00:17:31] yeah first she canceled like eight shows Nashville being one of them these people go into arenas why

[00:17:37] do you feel I think it's cuz it's a tape I really do I think they all went oh well I can do it like

[00:17:43] Madonna did it but come on yeah even even my my friends who went or diehards were like that was

[00:17:51] can't continue right but I think they see Tay-Tay doing it and then they're like oh I can do it and

[00:17:57] then you can't why does everybody have to be in an arena I don't I don't even get it so speaking

[00:18:04] of music what are we watching go watch the Paul Simon thing I think it was on Amazon just put

[00:18:13] in Paul Simon movie I don't remember what was called it's a two-parter cuz Lewis goes well I

[00:18:18] saw the second part I'm like Lou it's a movie it's like a two-part movie you needed to watch

[00:18:25] the first part first I forgot about Carrie Fisher I did not know that art Garfunkel wrote nothing I

[00:18:32] thought they collaborated oh no little Paul was a brains behind a machine however good luck finding

[00:18:40] arts voice again unless Google art Garfunkel and his son singing with him and they look alike

[00:18:46] and he sounds exactly like him it's amazing but I for the children listening Paul Simon was part of

[00:18:52] a group called Simon and Garfunkel and they were super great and then he did so he kept going in

[00:18:57] his own career and I meant to Google what happened to her Garfunkel but I forgot I'm curious as to

[00:19:02] what art does these days but he probably doesn't need to do nothing if he's getting 50% of all that

[00:19:06] because it's still being played everywhere this is a little off track I forgot to do my update of

[00:19:10] my king update I do have a Snoop Dogg update he's auctioning off his own memorabilia while he's

[00:19:18] alive this is so great why didn't people think of this before why wait till you're dead like I

[00:19:24] literally took a whole day and I threw two giant trash bags filled them contractor bags full of

[00:19:30] just junk garbage shit I don't want to see anymore if Snoop Dogg did that half probably one of those

[00:19:36] bags yeah you could all people want it yeah right whatever for him not me nobody wanted nobody wants

[00:19:42] my now I take it to the golf course and I give it to the Guatemalans yeah the clothes and stuff

[00:19:47] they get excited it's probably at some swap meet they're probably looking at my clothes going first

[00:19:52] of all but they're my height yeah I mean we're all same size yeah anyway so most of these items

[00:20:04] usually go up as an estate thing after they're dead and then the items end up in the hands of

[00:20:11] people who knew how to monetize them and then the profits went to the seller in the auction house

[00:20:14] which commonly takes 20 to 30 percent of the sale right so you don't need that if you're Snoop just

[00:20:20] get online start auction and shit off and then some artists have gotten wise to the hustle and

[00:20:27] refuse to sign autographs even seeing them pop up on eBay days later for ludicrous sums once too

[00:20:32] often now one artist is partnering with the new sports and music auction house to take that hustle

[00:20:37] in his own hands and that is of course Snoop Dogg the iconic rapper partnered with the realest a

[00:20:43] memorabilia auction yeah auction company founded and produced by radio host Scott DJ ski Kenny

[00:20:52] the auction off items with his full participation the offering rate offerings range from relatively

[00:20:58] low and items like photos PlayStation's autographed writers and playstations yeah autographed writers

[00:21:06] well we've been talking about writers maybe I'll autograph one of mine will do give I'll give it

[00:21:10] to charity we'll give it to some some charity production books to be autographed TV scripts of

[00:21:18] episodes of the voodoo boondocks he voiced platinum disc master recordings although the copyrights to

[00:21:25] the music do not come with the tapes ha autographed jackets and jerseys even a death row records chain

[00:21:31] and a custom box autographed by Snoop yeah he said this is the shit that we have but we didn't

[00:21:37] know it was worth something Snoop says of the project that he calls the shiznit good for you

[00:21:46] Snoop good for getting ahead of the game cutting out the middleman especially when you're dead you

[00:21:52] don't need people taking money from you when you're dead on top of it as if they're not taking

[00:21:56] enough why we're alive update the children are at it again Oh Oh the children this girl she's

[00:22:09] definitely wanted a child a climate activist has been arrested for sticking in adhesive poster on

[00:22:15] a Monet painting at the Museum d'Orsay now I've been there it's in Paris there's two major museums

[00:22:22] in Paris well there's many but the Louvre and Museum d'Orsay Musee d'Orsay is awesome how did

[00:22:29] they let this lady in with a poster I mean I the action the action by the woman at um this was to

[00:22:39] draw attention to I like this one global heating like heating and air like HVAC like it's the Lords

[00:22:45] it's the Lords HVAC mother nature's HVAC she's mad about it you know everybody understands there's

[00:22:54] something weird going on yeah they called it global heating though instead of warming it makes me laugh

[00:23:00] I'm gonna start throwing that out at the bar to my friend Mark when he starts talking about it I go

[00:23:04] do you mean global global heating just to confuse him Kathleen what are you talking about do you

[00:23:10] mean heating not warming anyway the action by the woman a member of riposte elementaire a group

[00:23:20] of environmental activists and defenders of sustainable food production was seen in a video

[00:23:25] posted on X by placing a blood-red poster over poppies a painting by the French impressionist

[00:23:32] Claude Monet in a video she said the poster was covering more nays art this nightmarish image

[00:23:38] if there's no alternative put in its place I don't disagree with these kids right something's

[00:23:44] getting weird yeah that's you know I don't know I know there's a tornado every five seconds and

[00:23:50] I don't have a tornado shelter I know that and when I was a kid there would be like two tornadoes

[00:23:54] a year whether you're in Kentucky Tennessee Missouri whatever now there's one a week and

[00:23:59] the sirens only work the first Saturday every month when they're being tested they don't work

[00:24:03] when the tornadoes no but this is not the way to do it I mean yeah you got attention and then

[00:24:10] people go you're a jackass why would you go root you know what there was glass in front of it so

[00:24:15] technically it's not ruined but this is there's just got to be a better way humor work gets more

[00:24:21] flies than anger so if you want to track more people to your cause why don't you start getting

[00:24:27] funny it is a merch idea Monet's painting completed in 17 1873 chose people with umbrellas

[00:24:37] strolling in a poppy field it's protected by glass Musee d'Orsay did not say immediately they didn't

[00:24:44] respond she reclaimed she claimed responsibility and then there's all the other tax and you know

[00:24:51] oh and she has a shirt on that says like for so it's obvious this kids up to something this is

[00:25:00] not a normal shirt it's like a protest shirt t-shirt um you know stop the kid she's up to

[00:25:09] something that's what they that's why they need old people like me sitting there going man I like

[00:25:13] that shirt it's the one place you could just be totally free to say whatever right at security

[00:25:20] yeah I don't like I don't like her shirt I find it suspicious um this article was amended because

[00:25:28] earlier mistakenly they said the painting was not behind glass that's the other thing now we got to

[00:25:33] put everything behind glass because you guys are letting people in with soup and he's a posters

[00:25:38] I mean come on security um that was my mic up that ties an update but we already did that update

[00:25:45] oh I forgot to say what else I was watching okay so what this was this is a really good one this

[00:25:56] was on Netflix it's called a nearly normal family I started watching it I thought why is there do

[00:26:03] big and looping here and then I'm like oh well when they're talking the words aren't matching

[00:26:12] their mouth they go in and redo it whatever what's this it was there Swedish actors that's

[00:26:20] why it's good though and the you do not notice it after a while it's about a murder and if anybody

[00:26:27] does that correctly it's the Swedes it's so creepy and it's only like five episodes so you're not

[00:26:33] commit maybe four you're not committing to a whole lifelong thing a nearly normal family and then the

[00:26:39] other one Ripley my friend drew told me about but then Lou was like well I couldn't even watch it

[00:26:45] I thought it was too pretentious because it's in black and white I go why is it pretentious just

[00:26:50] because it's right he had a million other reasons I said well drew told us the first episode is hard

[00:26:55] to get through and then it gets good 100% agree with drew five stars on Ripley five stars on a

[00:27:05] nearly normal family I think Ripley's on Amazon and oh it's on Netflix they're both on Netflix

[00:27:12] I um and I did watch a lot of the hockey and I'm just stating here for the record for non-sports

[00:27:19] fans is only take a minute I've been trying to watch a French Open because my friend Lorraine

[00:27:26] yeah that's tennis she loves it and I try to keep up but I can't get it I don't I'm trying to keep

[00:27:32] up but the hockey my prediction is Florida will win the Stanley Cup I would prefer to see Edmonton

[00:27:40] because it's been too long and Canada deserves it paddles yep yep Connor McDavid needs to light it

[00:27:46] up like the Michael Jordan that he's supposed to be he did have one magical play in the game last

[00:27:50] night but we need a lot more than that the Panthers are like 12 years old watch out they're on fire

[00:27:56] so young and the basketball I barely keep up but I'm predicting predicting a Boston Celtics win

[00:28:07] mainly because uh Jason Tatum no just because the people on um first take say so your boyfriend

[00:28:14] yeah my yeah Steven Smith I'm just copying yeah Jason Tatum is from Missouri so I should

[00:28:21] root for them yeah I don't have a team yeah clearly ever since Michael Jordan and Charles

[00:28:27] Barkley quit I was like yeah I don't really like it anymore

[00:28:33] I'm the worst basketball fan ever I totally jumped on the bandwagon with Michael Jordan

[00:28:37] and then there was Dennis Rodman there were just so many people that were so interesting you couldn't

[00:28:41] look away no and then uh Carl Malone all those guys and then I don't know it just it was a

[00:28:47] hard act to follow maybe they're picking it up I'll watch the finals I'll commit to that

[00:28:53] if it's on in a bar update we have more crazy billionaires oh boy ready for this

[00:29:03] a year after Titans up remember the Titan sub implosion an Ohio billionaire says he wants to

[00:29:09] make his own voyage to the Titanic wreckage when are you people going to realize some spots are

[00:29:14] jinxed it's a cemetery leave it alone and let's not spend all your money on this no um a billionaire

[00:29:21] from Ohio um he had his idea just days after Titan met its fatal end Patrick Leahy fine Irishman is

[00:29:29] gonna potentially kill himself for this co-founder president of Triton submarines is no stranger to

[00:29:34] deep dive expeditions he was oh he's a second Canadian Canadian billionaire yeah this is your

[00:29:41] fault yeah he's gonna visit the bottom of the marina trench and then nearly 30 he told the

[00:29:49] wall street you generally spent years working on making submersible submersibles submersibles

[00:29:54] that's hard one to say safe for deep dives making sure his company vessels were certifiably safe

[00:29:59] then when last year's implosion happened uh killing the vessel's overseer and captain

[00:30:04] and the kid let's not forget the kid there were concerns that nobody would trust such

[00:30:10] exhibitions so he's gonna do it it's unbelievable um

[00:30:16] yeah i mean why why why would you do that why we have movies of the Titanic right we know what's

[00:30:23] down there we have there's it's all over YouTube you could go watch see anything you want to see

[00:30:28] the kitchen i'll show you the kitchen you want to see the steering wheel they've got i don't i like

[00:30:33] leonardo dicaprio version oh go watch the movie yes Kate Winslet was great Leonardo DiCaprio

[00:30:41] adorable um this guy's been uh the the remains of the Titanic are 12 500 feet under water giving

[00:30:50] the sub just enough certified range to reach it the imploded titan sub was not made of acrylic

[00:30:57] not made of acrylic and only had a certified range up to 1300 meters you can't defeat m

[00:31:02] meters guys who wrote this article that is bullshit did the BBC write this no CBS one or

[00:31:07] the other one or the other they haven't said when they're gonna do it but they're doing it

[00:31:14] update now here's something that's worth the time and money okay china is playing nice

[00:31:22] and we're getting two more pandas in dc now i can't believe i ran over and saw those pandas

[00:31:27] before they were departed and i deported they were very cute i just didn't have a lot of time

[00:31:34] that day and the zoo was extremely crowded because it was a saturday i don't usually do

[00:31:37] things on the days the general public does everything no no i'm a monday person solid

[00:31:42] monday solid tuesday i'm out i'm out i'm out two new giant pandas coming to the smithsonian's

[00:31:48] national zooing uh conservation biology biology is if i should by the end of the year trying to

[00:31:54] send them let's see who's coming um hold on i'm gonna tell you who's coming okay uh what their

[00:32:04] names are this is part of the program that we've always been talking about oh hi baby cat meow meow

[00:32:12] um come on i'm looking for the names i'm sorry oh here's who we're getting okay baoli baoli baoli

[00:32:21] baoli is a two-year-old male bali whose name means treasure and energetic in mandarin

[00:32:31] by lee's mom was born in 2013 his grandparents tin tin and me zing i'm sure i'm reading these

[00:32:40] really wrong uh they lived at nzcbi from 2000 to 2023 where they served as ambassadors the other one

[00:32:50] king bao no not king queen queen it's a cute queen queen bao two-year-old female

[00:33:01] which her name means green and treasure in mandarin yeah obviously bao part means treasure

[00:33:07] and the first one yeah see how i'm putting this together like crossword no problem um

[00:33:13] uh they currently live in wu long and the other one lives in xiang

[00:33:19] we may need do we have a termite to speak chinese well my niece uh sienna studied mandarin i'll call

[00:33:26] sienna before i read these what would a chinese speaking termite be

[00:33:31] a chinese speaking termite yeah we have tomatoes would be a termite

[00:33:36] a termite a termite chinese speak well you don't have to be chinese but if you're chinese speaking

[00:33:42] i'm just gonna call it mandarin a mermaid

[00:33:49] uh fedex is gonna transport them i wonder if they come in a box are you gonna sign for them

[00:33:54] do you think you have to sign for them no no just leave them at the front gate

[00:33:58] we don't need them signed for i hate signing for shit there's always a note

[00:34:05] just leave them um they'll be quarantined for um 30 days upon arriving yep and then the public

[00:34:13] date um has not been set but by the end of the year that's what we're hoping

[00:34:21] update i have an anadolvide update i have another one i have another one anisorkin anadovi whatever

[00:34:30] you want to call her she doesn't really care fake heiress anisorkin the convicted con honest and

[00:34:36] fraud star who fooled new york social elite has released a country song stop it stop it she'll

[00:34:43] probably have her own bar down here by next week yeah where are you going anadolvide where who's

[00:34:47] that uh the lady who talked like this on the netflix show she's a fraudster you lied to one

[00:34:53] of the biggest banks in the world that's not fraudster that's too cute you little fraudster

[00:34:59] you're a fucking criminal um yeah and and a felon i believe

[00:35:07] a country song um she teamed up with tiktok's tic-tac songwriter brooke butler and the band

[00:35:13] audio chateau for the song while under house arrest in manhattan titled what the hell it will

[00:35:19] be featured as the intro song and theme song to her podcast the anadolvi show according to deadline

[00:35:25] it's a two and a half minute track that includes vocals by sorkin recorded

[00:35:28] from a phone call she made while imprisoned on rikers island

[00:35:32] she can be heard saying my name is anadolvi

[00:35:39] well i'm gonna go listen to it i'll give you a full review

[00:35:45] the new track uh will get radio airplay the producer guy thinks thanks to her notoriety

[00:35:53] what got which got boasted by the netflix limited series inventing i don't know

[00:35:56] the series dramatized her infiltration into the new york society by pretending to be a

[00:36:00] wealthy analyst chronicling how she dipped off major financial institution ripped off yeah

[00:36:06] 275 000 fraudster fraudster please update okay i may owe my southern missouri ends a tiny apology

[00:36:19] bigger no because i'm not sure okay

[00:36:25] so these yeehaws that tried to auction off grace land without permission and run away with the

[00:36:29] money who said they were from missouri well they were registered in missouri and all signs pointed

[00:36:36] to missouri well now a nigerian ripped fraudster company is claiming they did it but they just want

[00:36:45] credit you got to prove you did it somebody's gonna find out who it is if they even care enough

[00:36:51] i mean it's so ludicrous they may just let everybody off the hook i don't know

[00:36:57] my friend michael stumberville said i miss this one i don't know but um

[00:37:03] um okay that's funny so noceny investments was the company the records indicate it's

[00:37:11] connected to missouri and florida but searches with the secretary of state's office in both

[00:37:17] places so to show that the business is not registered in either i mean how you can file a

[00:37:24] a lawsuit without your companies being real right somebody should have caught that somebody

[00:37:30] i don't know who um nazi investments right she said well riley caught it but i'm saying

[00:37:40] but yeah somebody should be in trouble for filing a fraudulent lawsuit to begin with

[00:37:45] nazi investments claims lisa marie took out a 3.8 million dollar loan and it intended to collect by

[00:37:50] auctioning off the estate then riley said this is all bullshit um there was no loan money and

[00:37:58] graysome was never on the table the smoking gun was a notarized deed of trust between lisa marie

[00:38:03] and noceny um but now there's a nigerian guy who's saying we did the whole thing

[00:38:13] we steal that's what we do and we went big um right you know who they are the the question is

[00:38:22] um who who will show up when this case goes to court we'll present our side of the case of the

[00:38:29] case on wednesday at that time if anyone shows up we'll respond to anything they assert so they're

[00:38:34] just gonna get away with it it sounds like i'm gonna stay on top of this termites because that

[00:38:40] number one is the funniest story i've ever read that that's what they're trying to do but

[00:38:43] in the nigerians are smarter than that you know what they steal perfectly everything yeah i almost

[00:38:49] fell for one to win a yeti backpack i did and i thought kathleen don't be your mom go look at

[00:38:56] the email that sent it and it was like foodie cray cray i'm like okay this is a dick sporting

[00:39:02] goods because it said dick sporting goods and it look it was like click here to start i'm like

[00:39:06] i i would like a free yeti backpack sure and then i was like stop it i didn't do it but

[00:39:13] she

[00:39:19] update okay um i'm i don't know if you guys are bored with me talking about restaurants that are

[00:39:27] failing all i know is last night when i poured olive garden ranch on my salad at home i'm really

[00:39:33] gonna be sad if olive garden goes under i'm gonna have to go hoard all that parmesan ranch

[00:39:38] it's so good it's a perfect summer too it's light enough once you mix it all up but um and and

[00:39:44] breaking news one of the renovated cracker barrels is not far from my house and i'm gonna be going

[00:39:51] really yes i'm gonna make a video cool and then we'll see this this podcast takes action

[00:39:58] it doesn't just sit here read shit i go out there and i work the story we need pancakes

[00:40:05] that's right i love when you go in some of them they're like we have bloody marys and then they

[00:40:10] explain what a bloody mary is i'm like oh my god if you have to explain to people they shouldn't

[00:40:15] have one here's a little update about red lobster okay are you angry that your favorite red lobster

[00:40:22] closed down wall street wizardry had a lot to do with it see it's not just the shrimp no red

[00:40:28] lobster was we know all this on may 19th and file a bankruptcy following closing almost 100 locations

[00:40:37] they had legions of fans and 36 000 workers assigning blame for the company's failures is

[00:40:43] tricky but some analysts of the root of red lobsters woes was not the endless shrimp promotions

[00:40:47] that some have blamed yes the company lost 11 million dollars from the shrimp escapade

[00:40:53] a lot of fucking shrimp

[00:40:57] i would have just loved to been in the post meeting okay whose idea was endless shrimp again

[00:41:03] bob bob you were 11 million wrong you have misjudged the fatties in this country

[00:41:08] you have misjudged america's will to eat when shit is free you you're fired

[00:41:15] um yes the company lost all that money and suffered from inflation oh we can't blame inflation

[00:41:21] because then everybody would be closed higher labor costs same thing everywhere else but a

[00:41:26] bigger culprit is um a finance financing technique favored by a powerful force in the industry known

[00:41:32] as private equity the technique this is hard stay with me termites because my head exploded a little

[00:41:40] bit when i read this and then it was like tiny bit like right above the eye yep the left eye

[00:41:48] right there where my septum is deviated

[00:41:53] um it's colloquial known colloquial uh known as asset stripping has been part of a retail chain

[00:42:00] failure such as sears mervin's and shopko as well as bankruptcies leaving hospitals

[00:42:06] and nursing home operations like stewart health care and manor care that had all been owned by

[00:42:12] private equity you know who one of the king of private equities was mit romney yes he's big

[00:42:17] private equity guy asset stripping occurs when an owner of an investor in the company sells off some

[00:42:23] of his assets taking the benefits for itself and hobbling the company yeah because they did it with

[00:42:28] uh what is it staples or office depot uh he was staples i think was the office depot google mit

[00:42:35] romney um mittens there's no employees i could walk into both of them well office depot even more

[00:42:44] because if i go in there to get paper and all that i mean there's nobody working there i feel

[00:42:48] sorry for who's ever left it's like abandoned i would just turn on my own music and make it

[00:42:51] like a disco and start serving shots staples he was staples yeah that's not so they strip

[00:42:58] all the assets and then take the money um a common sense of asset stripping is known as sale

[00:43:05] leaseback and involves selling a company's real estate this type of transaction hobbled red

[00:43:09] lobster so they took the land and then made them rent yeah i mean that helps i mean why why why

[00:43:18] we do when i think they just want to kill i guess they want to kill them and take the money

[00:43:23] um the sale leaseback to help sink red lobster was involved in the july 2014 sale of the premium

[00:43:30] real estate underneath 50 of its stores i mean 500 so 500 stores they sold the real estate the

[00:43:34] buildings on so now they have to rent to stay on the property they owned which generated 1.5

[00:43:40] million billion but the money didn't go back into rap lobster it went into the private equity firm

[00:43:45] to finance its purchase of the chain red lobsters oh my god why do they allow this shit

[00:43:53] so it's not just america being super fatties no we are we ate 11 million dollars extra worth of

[00:44:01] shrimp we like shrimp i love shrimp so much love it holy shit they found it

[00:44:10] man finds mammoth skeletons in his wine cellar stop it

[00:44:16] i would start digging here all i'm all i'll find is civil war stuff if i find anything right

[00:44:21] the remains of three stone age mammoths have been uncovered within an ancient wine cellar

[00:44:25] proving providing incredible new insights into how ancient humans have may have hunted the extinct

[00:44:31] beast describing the find as the most specific significant of its kind in over a century

[00:44:36] researchers have said the bones are probably 30 to 40 000 years old the discovery was made by

[00:44:41] andreas perner stoffer while renovating his wine cellar in goebbelsberg which lies to the northwest

[00:44:47] of the capital vienna after coming across what he initially thought was a piece of wood

[00:44:51] he remembered his grandfather telling him that teeth had once been found at the site leading

[00:44:56] him to suspect that the item may have been of prehistoric age wow uh-huh it's been 100 years

[00:45:03] since anything comparable to this find has been unearthed in austria or its neighboring countries

[00:45:08] and the bones from those digs are usually lost to modern research however goebbelsberg does have

[00:45:14] form when it comes to stone age relics as flint artifacts jewelry and charcoal were discovered in

[00:45:19] the cellar next to pern store for some 150 years ago you imagine you're just gonna go redo the

[00:45:26] basement you're like oh look i found a mammoth it's crazy yeah all right there you go there's

[00:45:32] another one this one holy shit they found it dinosaur hunter stumbles across million dollar

[00:45:37] fine it's every child child's dream to wander into the garden and come face to face with a

[00:45:42] real life dinosaur that would not have been my dream no no how about a beagle i don't need a

[00:45:50] goddamn t-rex who would want that who would want that what kind of dream what kind of nightmare is

[00:45:55] that i walk out and there's a giant lizard that's gonna eat me it's not a nice lizard

[00:46:03] carnivorous lizard wow you never know so hold on okay this guy encountered dinah uh

[00:46:11] uh this guy goes around the southwest he likes to look for things um he never came across the

[00:46:18] specimen quite like the one he stumbled upon a couple years an animal so massive that if it

[00:46:22] it appeared on a london street it would measure up to an old double decker route master bus though

[00:46:28] you'd want to be careful which one you boarded oh it was an enormous stegosaurus in excellent

[00:46:34] condition for a beast that spent the past 150 million years uh below ground it's being auctioned

[00:46:41] off for shit tons of money it's almost 11 feet tall and fully 27 feet from the top of its head

[00:46:47] to the tip of its scaly tail yeah it was his 45th birthday and when his friends asked what he wanted

[00:46:54] he declared the best gift would be a new dinosaur so they set out as they walked up the side of a

[00:46:58] mountain he spotted a femur bone sticking out of a rock wall we looked around my friend said

[00:47:04] found some vertebrae i said oh my gosh this is turning out to be a really great birthday

[00:47:09] wow yeah well yeah well we need them um it's gonna go under the hammer set to

[00:47:17] fetch millions of dollars in new york see no this should be in a museum right why are we

[00:47:22] gonna auction this off to some crazy person where are you gonna put it where it should be in the

[00:47:29] smithsonian it should yeah news

[00:47:35] for all of you evil kenevil fans i'm one of them well i'm not blood related he was a cousin by

[00:47:43] marriage so my dad said and i couldn't believe that after i sat there and watched all those

[00:47:48] jumps my whole life as a child on shag carpeting in the midwest staring at if you do not know who

[00:47:53] evil can even is i do not blame you especially if you wanted the children evil was a daredevil

[00:47:58] we don't really have those anymore because people just do dumb shit all day long on tiktok

[00:48:06] that's why when the government gets so bad they're stealing all of our things

[00:48:09] yeah look what they have to plow through to get to it look at the shit they gotta watch

[00:48:16] he jumped the snake river at the grand canyon on a motorcycle he did crazy as shit and he really

[00:48:22] did these things um he jumped like a thousand buses in law so it would be a big saturday night

[00:48:27] special he broke every bone in his body i mean he crashed a lot i'm shocked he never died and

[00:48:34] then his son became evil there was an evil junior or baby evil call him baby evil i like it uh he

[00:48:42] kept going but nobody cares about daredevils anymore but he was the the one evil kenevil the museum

[00:48:48] is moving to las vegas he was kind of handsome too the evil kenevil museum is in topeka kansas

[00:48:56] did you guys know that what yes it's gearing up to close its doors this final time for a final

[00:49:02] time this year the museum's decade dedicated to motorcycle daredevil robert craig kenevil

[00:49:06] no uh known as evil kenevil spelled e-v-e-l not like evil eval um it helped bring tourism to the

[00:49:16] city it will close it will be moved to las vegas and open sometime in 2025 um they have mixed

[00:49:22] feelings this is our hometown we've been proud to represent it uh to have it reside in topeka for

[00:49:27] the past seven years we welcome guests from over 80 countries um yeah i don't what to topeka i know

[00:49:35] they might be exaggerating a little bit on the books somebody yeah paddles go in and sign like

[00:49:40] you're somebody from a different country every day just pick a country um yeah so i can't think

[00:49:47] of a better place to display the legacy of evil than vegas yeah he did most of his um added family

[00:49:54] brand owner and las vegas resident kelly kenevil son of evil kenevil he wrote that on facebook with

[00:50:01] guts charisma and showmanship he built a legacy this is still going strong 50 years after that

[00:50:05] crash at caesar's palace we've all got we got all my dad's memorabilia plus the latest and greatest

[00:50:10] razamataz razamataz who still uses that word wonderful fitting for the king of daredevils

[00:50:17] i don't know why was it in topeka is that where he's from see if see where evil's from

[00:50:24] well i don't know he married somebody in argansaw that my dad said somehow was related to us

[00:50:31] yeah there's a lot of rounding but you know he didn't seem to make it a big announcement

[00:50:35] so um it didn't really let's see where is he from

[00:50:42] butte montana huh okay butte montana back then nobody was from butte montana that ever left

[00:50:52] i guess evil got bored oh there's a sign there put put why is the evil kenevil museum in topeka

[00:50:59] this is why i need my phone on because i just go why is evil keneva i just yell it into the phone

[00:51:02] and it yells back at me he probably wanted it why why why why

[00:51:14] that's my second beer let's see

[00:51:20] oh he ran his first race he ran his first race in winfield kansas that seems a little

[00:51:27] lax maybe nobody else wanted to pick it up maybe um you know what we'll update this news

[00:51:35] i know about this album i haven't heard about it in a long time because i love the wu-tang clan

[00:51:41] i love them such a great biopic too i know the world's rarest album to go on display in australia

[00:51:52] it's the wu-tang clan one do you remember this yeah housed in an ornate silver box once upon a

[00:52:00] time and sha lin recorded in secret by the wu-tang clan over six years ago was designed to

[00:52:07] be a piece of fine art only one single cd copy exists really yep i remember when they auctioned

[00:52:14] it off the record by pioneering hip-hop group is the most expensive ever sold currently it's on

[00:52:21] to tasmania tasmania's museum of old and new art over 10 days in june mona will host small

[00:52:30] listening parties where members of the public can hear a curated 30-minute sample of the album

[00:52:35] the album is part of the names dropping name dropping exhibition which examines status

[00:52:40] notoriety and quote the human pursuit also known as social media i would look at that go too hard

[00:52:48] let's see what's in the next room yeah what is the human pursuit of what of what what am i pursuing

[00:52:56] every once in a while an object on this planet possesses mystical properties that transcend its

[00:53:00] material circumstances said the curator of the thing once upon a time and sha lin is more than

[00:53:07] just an album so i knew i had to get it to this exhibition formed in satin island in the early

[00:53:12] 90s wu-tang is said to have revision of revolutionized hip-hop forever but it's also

[00:53:16] known for their violent sexually explicit lyrics there's a lot going on there i am yeah yeah i am

[00:53:23] um the record uh recorded in new york city was produced between 2006 and 2013

[00:53:30] it includes the nine surviving members of the group and features share oh and game of thrones

[00:53:38] actress carise van hooten not sure which lady that was it includes a hard cover hard handcuffed

[00:53:46] hand carved nickel box and a leather bound manuscript containing lyrics and certificate

[00:53:51] of authenticity and it's and oh yeah it's it is gorgeous it's unique uh it's a unique original

[00:54:00] rather than a master copy of the original as a result only handful of people on the planet have

[00:54:05] ever heard snippets of the 31 tracks a group of potential buyers and media heard a 13 minute

[00:54:11] section in 2015 and disgraced drug firm executive martin shrickel i hate that guy shrickley whatever

[00:54:18] he bought the album for two million and he streamed clips of the music on youtube to celebrate donald

[00:54:24] trump's 2016 election victory he was later forced to hand it over to the united states prosecutors

[00:54:29] in 2018 after being convicted of defrauding investors it was then sold to digital art

[00:54:34] collective pleasure in a statement pleasure said the moaning listening the mono listening parties

[00:54:39] which will run between these dates whatever we're not going to be in tanzania um god

[00:54:46] oh good i'm not going to tanzania no no new zealand's too far i've been to australia

[00:54:54] everybody says uh new zealand's like more wild which is appealing but it's just too far i could

[00:55:01] just go get lost in the woods in tennessee you know what i'm saying yeah there's no reason for

[00:55:05] all that um big news for the children okay there's gonna be a millennial saint stop it yes

[00:55:15] now this is gonna be probably a five minute deep dive termites so if you're not interested in how

[00:55:21] one becomes a saint and what happens go get another drink or go to the bathroom whatever

[00:55:26] you want to do go pet your cat go pet your dog come back in five minutes but i've always especially

[00:55:33] being raised catholic and going to catholic schools the process of becoming a saint

[00:55:37] i could not stop laughing at well most of the things i was taught i could not stop laughing

[00:55:43] in a good way i'm not saying i don't know maybe it's true it's just we put so many rules on things

[00:55:50] sometimes it would just be easier to be a baptist i'm just saying there's a lot of rules

[00:55:56] a lot of things to learn when people say well how come you guys don't know about the bible

[00:56:01] i had to learn 10 000 saints 10 000 and there was no google and then there's a thousand that

[00:56:06] are patron saints which means they're specifically in charge of a thing lost items travel entertainment

[00:56:14] two thanks there's a two you and there's no google so i had to remember i had to learn that this is

[00:56:19] what i spent my time this is a corporation these are the people in charge of these departments

[00:56:23] a lot of vps a lot of oh my god they went a little crazy with the vp titles this is how you become a

[00:56:30] saint you ready yeah step one careful wait five years oh shit i don't want to burn down house

[00:56:37] um step one wait five years or don't the process to make someone say cannot normally start until

[00:56:44] at least five years after you're dead so yeah but like mother teresa they fast-tracked that one

[00:56:50] just saying this allows time for emotions following the death to calm down another one we don't want

[00:56:57] anyone hysterical getting involved all right and to ensure that the individual's case can be

[00:57:02] evaluated objectively some have to wait a long time before they reach catholic sainthood saint

[00:57:07] bead the theologian he died in 735 but had to wait 1164 years before he was declared a saint

[00:57:17] well that's some bullshit for saint bead yeah right uh the waiting period can be waived um

[00:57:26] the pope benedict the 16th set aside the waiting period for his predecessor john paul the second

[00:57:32] 2005 this was uh thought to reflect the overwhelming hierarchical support of john

[00:57:38] paul to blah blah john paul also uh fast-track mother teresa and her process began two years

[00:57:46] after she was dead okay step two become a servant of god this is where i fall out yeah this is i'm

[00:57:54] i mean i'm doing the work of the lord but not full-time no no i have to earn a living

[00:58:01] yeah i'm eating a lot of cheese dust shit that's probably gonna kill me

[00:58:04] over though once the five years is up or a waiver is granted i love that we have waivers right

[00:58:12] the bishop of the diet uh of the diocese where the person died can open an investigation into

[00:58:17] the life of the individual to see whether they live their lives with sufficient holiness and

[00:58:21] virtue to be considered for safety other religious groups to the uh can also ask the bishop to open

[00:58:28] the investigation evidence is gathered on the person's life and deeds including witnesses uh

[00:58:33] witness testimonies the closest i could have ever been to saint francis of assisi because i really

[00:58:36] love animals yeah i could have done animals all day if that counts um even his statues he's always

[00:58:43] holding a squirrel or some shit i like it yeah yeah they're not the normal it's not just your

[00:58:49] regular run-of-the-mill you know look at my rabbit short-haired cat right

[00:58:56] but he probably figured everybody else taking care of those

[00:58:59] um once the case is accepted for consideration the individual can be called a servant of god

[00:59:05] step three this is where it gets super hard if you want to be a saint show proof of life

[00:59:13] proof show proof of a life of her uh of virtue the congregation for the causes of saints

[00:59:22] scrutinizes the evidence of the candidate's holiness work in science that people have been

[00:59:27] drawn to prayer through their example if the congregation approves the case it's passed on

[00:59:30] to the pope if the pope decides the person lived a life of heroic virtue then they can be called

[00:59:37] venerable venerable venerable venerable popes who have bestowed the title of venerable include pope

[00:59:45] paul the sixth and pious the 11th no 12th it also includes irish nun catherine mccauley who founded

[00:59:55] the sister of mercies that's who my mom worked for and the scottish nun margaret singler step four

[01:00:01] step four this is where it gets really hard because you have to do things after you're dead

[01:00:10] yep that's asking a lot the next stage is beatification a miracle needs to be attributed

[01:00:17] to prayers made to the individual after their death so when i'm dead if people pray to me enough

[01:00:24] i gotta do something for them okay and if you can prove that i did it i'm on my way

[01:00:29] the pair the prayers being granted are seen as proof that the individual is already in heaven

[01:00:34] and hence able to intercede with god on others behalf incidents need to be verified by evidence

[01:00:40] before they accept it as miracles in the case of john paul vatican experts examine the medical

[01:00:45] evidence of allegedly miraculous cure from parkinson's disease of a 49 year old french

[01:00:50] nun sister marie simone pierre norman sister marie said that her fellow nuns prayed for the

[01:00:56] intercession of pope john paul after his death her sudden cure had no logical medical explanation

[01:01:02] that counts yeah now if you have to do two of those though oh yeah oh god we want to make

[01:01:10] super duper sure this wasn't a fluke and that you're awesome yeah um

[01:01:17] oh there is an exception to the miracle requirement if you think it can you do it

[01:01:21] a martyr joan of arc someone who died for their faith can be beatified without a verified miracle

[01:01:30] yeah this is what we're spending a lot of loopholes a lot of meetings a lot of information

[01:01:36] step five canonization it's the final step in declaring a diseased person as a diseased person

[01:01:43] a saint disease to reach this stage a second miracle needs to be performed um and attributed

[01:01:49] to prayers to said person uh martyrs however only need one miracle oh you still need one one

[01:01:55] god dang i died for the faith not enough um i got burnt at a stake not enough kathleen that was a

[01:02:02] good effort but you know what i don't think you're giving 100 i think you're giving 75

[01:02:10] the second miracle of john paul um was a inexplicable recovery of a costa rican woman

[01:02:16] named flora beth mora from a serious brain illness okay yeah she said he did it okay so

[01:02:23] that's how you get to become a saint in case you didn't know all that too hard um no too hard no

[01:02:31] i like to keep this podcast light and easy and breezy well we got an italian teenage

[01:02:36] community computer wizard set to be the first saint of the millennial generation oh my god

[01:02:43] it's so great are you kidding nobody manifests like mindy

[01:02:53] 15 year old carlos ecutis an italian boy who died of leukemia in 2006 lies in state

[01:03:03] in a state of being beatified he's already been beatified we fast-tracked him he's been beatified

[01:03:09] by cardinal agnostio valini in italy on 2020 pope francis has paved the way for the canonization

[01:03:16] of the first saint of the millennial generation on third on thursday attributing a second miracle

[01:03:22] to the kid oh here's what he did um he was a computer wizard blah blah he was born in london

[01:03:29] and then he and then moved with his italian parents to milan as a child he was the youngest

[01:03:34] contemporary person to be beatified by francis of his cc in 2020 well how old was joan of arc when

[01:03:40] she died google that when is she like 11 or some shit they always act like she was 48

[01:03:45] joan of arc she was young 19 19 this guy beat her

[01:03:55] well you back down there like she's a witch in salem the girl's nine

[01:03:59] whatever let's burn her at the stake and her mother too her mother's 24

[01:04:10] the pope francis announced he's going to convene a

[01:04:14] meeting of the cardinals to deliberate the canonization of

[01:04:19] acutus i guess that's how you say it acutus acutus tutors is a patron say to the internet

[01:04:26] he's gonna be the first one of the internet yes now i know well not yet he's not saying

[01:04:32] yet but i'm gonna pray when my computer's on the fritz this is who we have to pray to

[01:04:36] you can't say on the fritz then on the fritz because you sound honored i am 100 i am 100

[01:04:41] i didn't use the word razzmatazz that lady did um i'm gonna pray to carlo i like it yep

[01:04:49] he's a patron saint now to be a patron saint i'm gonna tell you about that it's not hard that's an

[01:04:53] easy one but he's gonna get that moniker he used his natural tech talent to create a website to

[01:04:59] catalog miracles and took care of websites to for some local catholic organizations he was a self

[01:05:05] starter while in elementary school he taught himself to use code using a university computer

[01:05:10] science tech book and then he learned how to edit videos and create animation well so it is very

[01:05:16] cool but so far i'm not seeing i agree if i'm at the meeting totally i'm open mind i'm open to it

[01:05:22] but you're just telling me he made a website about catholicism is that enough jonah bark is

[01:05:29] burnt at the stake true times have changed grandma people took vow of silence is their whole lives

[01:05:35] this is and we're appreciative of that doesn't matter um there's one miracle already attributed

[01:05:42] to him the healing of a seven-year-old brazilian boy from a rare pancreatic disorder after coming

[01:05:47] into contact with one of his relics a piece of one of his t-shirts a second miracle recognized

[01:05:57] on thursday is related to a woman from costa rica who in july 22 made a pilgrimage to his tomb

[01:06:03] in a cc to pray for the healing of her daughter who had severe head trauma after falling off a bike

[01:06:08] okay the woman recovered we um recovered immediately as a small child he showed strong

[01:06:14] strong religious devotion that surprised his non-practicing parents you know that sort of

[01:06:20] well my one nephew's insistent that they go to church no matter what wherever the hell we are

[01:06:26] he flips out if we don't go on sunday no even when he was like six now the rest of the week

[01:06:32] he doesn't act like that right he's not all pious what's he doing i don't know maybe he's the next

[01:06:38] one i mean i'm like what we're this is being dominated by a seven-year-old i have to get up

[01:06:42] at seven o'clock and take a shower on a sunday because yeah we need to make him right um

[01:06:52] his curiosity pushed him to study theology in order to answer his question blah he was buried

[01:06:58] in a cc at his own request having become an admirer of saint francis of a cc for his dedication to the

[01:07:03] poor and animals yeah his body clad in a track suit and sneakers has been on display for veneration

[01:07:11] in a sanctuary in the town and his heart has been displayed in uh the basilica of saint francis

[01:07:20] yeah why did you take his heart out right i don't care to make sure he's dead i don't know

[01:07:26] i so a lot of questions well there you go foot of children one foot of children if he died in 2006

[01:07:33] well i don't know when he was born well he was 15 when he died so do that math backwards i can't do

[01:07:39] that forget it it doesn't matter um there's 10 000 saints and we're really not sure like some

[01:07:49] people were actually made saints and then some weren't this is why saint christopher got caught

[01:07:54] up in all of his problems about they took away his st then they gave it back i'm trying to figure

[01:07:58] out when he was born yes 2009 no if he just died he's 15 no he died in 2006 that's why he's a

[01:08:08] millennial carlos put his name in here let's find out when carlos was born carlos acutis

[01:08:18] acutis italian boy 1991 may 3rd okay i think that makes him an eric no taurus he's a taurus i bet

[01:08:32] that's not being brought up at the catholic meeting what sign is he i don't know and most taurus i

[01:08:38] don't seem very saintly they're kind of um stubborn and really kind of not very cooperative

[01:08:45] when it comes to a group decision it's their way or the highway i was thinking more of a libra or

[01:08:51] pisces i'm sure uh i'm sure the pope would kick me out of the meeting as soon as i brought that up

[01:09:00] does that make him an aries or a taurus

[01:09:07] so yeah there you go he's going to be the patron saint of the

[01:09:10] uh internet because that's what he devoted his life to

[01:09:16] here's a little more news

[01:09:20] u.s news and world report everybody does pay attention to this one

[01:09:24] ranks the best and worst states for 2024 just in general well this is what they base it on

[01:09:33] they have um oh my gosh

[01:09:41] they go through this is what is based on health care education natural environment opportunity

[01:09:45] economy crime and corrections crime and corrections infrastructure and fiscal stability

[01:09:52] the analysis encompass thousands of data points across 71 metrics in eight categories to capture

[01:09:57] the 50 states how this 50 states serve their residents okay um as was the case in 2023 utah's

[01:10:04] consistency helped it make a king utah's number one wonderful the state landed in the top 10

[01:10:11] in five categories blah blah blah here's are the best states to live according to this

[01:10:16] let me see if i agree

[01:10:19] utah i just don't agree because i don't like the weather yeah i don't like the cold cold or the hot

[01:10:26] hot and they're they're hot it's hot it's like the desert hot and then it gets cold cold and

[01:10:33] no no um i don't i don't know enough about utah really i've never been to park city i've never

[01:10:39] been in any of those places i am gonna go when i go do salt lake in the fall i've

[01:10:44] always i've performed there a bunch yeah and it's been great yeah um number two new hampshire

[01:10:51] too small i don't even know when i'm in it except hampton beach new hampshire

[01:10:56] new hampshire their their license plate live free or die hey simmer down at the license plate meeting

[01:11:02] okay what we don't need to get that crazy on a goddamn license plate it's supposed to say like

[01:11:06] the beehive state the cardinal state dogwoods forever not live free or die it's so i think

[01:11:13] it's new hampshire that has that number three nebraska oh lincoln oh omaha i can't take the

[01:11:22] cold no i can't do it no and for minnesota i can't take the cold pretty though gorgeous

[01:11:30] 10 000 lakes the people super odd but super smart they are very strange proof look at all

[01:11:37] the comedians from minnesota tell me they're normal mitch headberg loved him but very bizarre

[01:11:44] maria bamford lover but you know what are we doing jessica nick schwartz one of my favorite people

[01:11:51] people not just comedian he would walk around west hollywood in his vikings horn helmets like

[01:11:56] on a wednesday i'm like nick there's no football on today not in football season no we're not even

[01:12:04] do you want to join my bombardment league we're 50

[01:12:09] i actually do thanks for asking five idaho look at them picking all these cold states

[01:12:16] what are we supposed to do for the people with renards i can't be living in idaho

[01:12:20] i don't have enough wear with all the dress like that every day it's too hard

[01:12:25] six iowa i like the people yeah there are parts of iowa they're not that pretty it's extremely flat

[01:12:32] it's farming yeah there's you can find card oh karn i mean they're responsible for breakfast

[01:12:42] so is nebraska you should thank them every day you get up um yeah i think all that wheat

[01:12:47] your cereal's coming from

[01:12:51] seven vermont great too small i've only been there once at rutledge vermont i did a show in

[01:12:59] rutledge it was yeah it's pretty you're going there this fall eight washington i agree with

[01:13:04] that the state of washington because it's not freezing right nine florida hold my beer i can't

[01:13:11] no florida i can't there's too much going on down there it's fun for a week yep

[01:13:17] 10 massachusetts expensive i love it yes i could eat chowder every day and weigh 500 pounds

[01:13:25] but it's not cheap no i don't know how this one got snuck in

[01:13:30] but i i can't agree with this list because i don't like the cold but that's just me

[01:13:34] here's the 10 lowest rank these are gonna be my favorites i guarantee you

[01:13:38] i guarantee it louisiana oh wait yeah louisiana i love it number one yep new mexico i don't know

[01:13:45] a thing about it nope never been there and then when i asked to work there i'm told that i won't

[01:13:50] sell any tickets and they're sending gabriel iglesias that's what i'm told okay yep so if

[01:13:56] you have a problem with that email my agency no don't don't they try 48 mississippi yeah

[01:14:04] mississippi needs mississippi needs um love it or leave it

[01:14:09] love it or list it we're gonna love it okay because the weather is totally doable um and i

[01:14:18] think if we just took a like there's so many people in the northeast like i go to mississippi

[01:14:24] or alabama and go if we could get a bunch of those people and just move on to biloxi

[01:14:32] yes yes it's there for the taking and the weather's you know it's i love the humidity

[01:14:38] and heat though so i don't need to be talked into that um but i mean east coast people are

[01:14:42] familiar with heat and humidity they can do it 47 arkansas i really arkansas is beautiful

[01:14:50] it needs more people yeah needs a lot more people west virginia same thing west virginia

[01:14:54] is picking up though it's sneaking around and i'm going there to charlestown west virginia

[01:14:59] it's right there next to dc yeah come on guys oh it's gorgeous especially because the remote

[01:15:05] working it used to be oh well west virginia is coal mining we all the miners left okay

[01:15:09] well we don't need to be coal miners right there nope 45 alaska beautiful

[01:15:15] gorgeous but it's real weird you're gonna go crazy yeah it's dark 22 hours in and it's light

[01:15:22] i spent time there doing the club and then i did a college gig and fairbanks and

[01:15:32] everybody i met at the bar was on the run i know that for sure they'd be like well i got

[01:15:36] some legal trouble down in georgia a lot of southern accents and they went as far as they

[01:15:41] could go was still being in the united states 44 alabama no i i like i love alabama beautiful

[01:15:48] yep and it just needs more people great golf but also great golf come on people yeah these people

[01:15:54] aren't doing enough it's because their economies aren't good that's why they get ranked so shitty

[01:15:58] but bring the economy to them 43 oklahoma i don't know i'll check out oklahoma city i'll render a

[01:16:04] decision michigan i love michigan and i can handle their coldness i don't like the length of it it

[01:16:10] goes from like september 30th to may 30th no no the length of their winters 41 south carolina i

[01:16:19] absolutely love it amazing um charleston how do you do that um rise up rise up senators

[01:16:29] west virginia was ranked 46 overall was number 16 in opportunity number 18 in fiscal stability

[01:16:35] while alaska was ranked number 21 in fiscal stability and mississippi

[01:16:39] was number 20 in natural environment i don't know i don't agree but i don't think these they're

[01:16:44] basing it on what i'm basing it on i'm basing it on how many pairs of wool socks do i need to wear

[01:16:50] if it's more than one nope nope nope all right i'm gonna save these for um next week yeah

[01:17:01] all right termites this is a lovely we've learned a lot today sorry if it was a little hard but you

[01:17:07] need to know if there's gonna be a saint what does he have to do he's already done his two miracles

[01:17:11] from the dead and he devoted his life apparently to catholicism so we're going to do two quotes

[01:17:18] and get out of here and the internet's um taylor swift this is on her red tour in 2013

[01:17:27] no matter what happens in life be good to people being good to people is a wonderful legacy to

[01:17:32] leave behind oh thank you thank you taytay um i'll mark that that i read all right dolly

[01:17:42] let's find a good one um reflection on her fitness regime regime in an interview with

[01:17:54] the times there's only one sort of exercise i'd like and it ain't jogging

[01:17:59] if i jogged i'd end up with two black eyes

[01:18:07] yeah that was way before the sports bra

[01:18:11] i'm going to west hampton um and no lewis is on the lewis will be in los angeles i can't see my

[01:18:22] bff when i go to new york which sucks he's gonna be doing the inside out premiere in his and then

[01:18:28] which soon should be a red jacket because i'm gonna call and say if i see a picture of you

[01:18:32] online at that premiere in anything other than red um i'm gonna send a hateful email

[01:18:39] yep and i'm gonna tweet about it oh yep i'm gonna put white in this jackass wear red

[01:18:44] like i told him to he's all excited and i guess the reviews of inside out too if you

[01:18:50] like the inside out one is inside out two is even better lou never knows because he just

[01:18:54] reads his part in a sound studio he doesn't really see the whole deal they're never allowed

[01:18:57] to all very top secret he doesn't even yeah oh yeah yeah very baby very very very secret

[01:19:05] i'm gonna go to this banksy museum in new york i'm not sure if it's like uh for reals

[01:19:13] but it's only 30 bucks i don't they they did reproduce some of his paintings on walls

[01:19:18] so it's not really his but i do think there's some original stuff in there cool yeah and even

[01:19:23] if it's a reproduction i still want to see it but i don't know i saw some pictures online of

[01:19:28] things about it i was like maybe i just bought into a scam it's possible i could go in a building

[01:19:33] and be murdered i don't know and uh send me a pin drop before you go lou hadn't heard of it yeah so

[01:19:39] i don't know about all that anyway and then west hampton west hampton will you be joining me in

[01:19:48] it's so great um yeah it's a tiny theater out west hampton we'll see

[01:19:55] what happens and everybody will have a fun little summer and there you go all right that's it