Episode 180: Feral Swine Bombs, A Narcissistic Flamingo, & Bigfoot’s Noodling Murder

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigans Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Termites welcome! Welcome to episode 180. Yay. Hello from Stevie. I've known Stevie News. She's somewhere out on

[00:00:32] the road. Good for you. Yeah. Good for you. So many things termites. Oh my god. What am I drinking? Let's just start with that. Well, I already, I already drank one. It's West Hampton Beach Irish eyes. It's a stout. It came from West Hampton, the show, the people,

[00:00:47] the brewery. Yeah. Very, very nice. Thank you. Received. And then I left a couple for the crew. Nice. Nicest crew on earth. Yes. Brought some back. Delta doesn't question my luggage. Thank you. Don't do that. Um, so, um, let's start with where I'm going to

[00:01:06] be. Case you termites want to come out on the road. Here we go. The bit, the well, okay, we'll start. Cause I think I said this wrong. I said it wrong like three times, but

[00:01:18] I think it's sold out. Go almost. A couple seats left at Charlestown, West Virginia is June 22nd. Yes. June 29th is Portland, Maine for sure. Yes. These are the rest are for sure. Triple checked 19th and 20th Bogota Atlantic city. I can't wait. Uh, 26 San Antonio

[00:01:41] 27th Austin, August 2nd, Marietta, Ohio. I think I've said Georgia like 50 times. Well, there used to be a club there. Marietta comedy, comedy cafe. Yeah, I am awake. Marietta. Oh, August 3rd, Cincinnati, Ohio, Cincinnati. Yeah. That one's doing good. I looked at that

[00:02:00] seat map. There's some tickets left, but it's doing good because there's a lot of seats to sell August 10th, Niagara Falls, Ontario. What boat will I be in the red boat signifying

[00:02:10] paddles home nation people in the North. Cause if you go to the Canadian side of the falls, you got to get in the red boat, the American side of the falls, which is not as spectacular.

[00:02:18] And I'm not saying that to kiss paddles ass. The Canadian side is much more spectacular. You get to go in the, well, the blue boat goes in the falls too. It's just your, their

[00:02:28] view isn't as yeah, it's well, they get that's tiny falls, but they get to go up by the red boats, but the red boats have priority. It's like Delta versus spirit. If you're on the blue

[00:02:40] boat, you're a spirit. Uh, so that's August 10th, August 24th, Hampton beach, New Hampshire, August 30th and 31st, which is Labor day weekend. The Venetian Las Vegas. I was at the Mirage for

[00:02:51] 10 years and the Mirage is well, it's closing. I can't do nothing about that. So I'm happy to have a new home at the Venetian. I'm very excited. You got to shake it up every now and then.

[00:03:02] September 6th, Tarrytown, New York, September 7th, Wilmington, Delaware. That gig always just sells by itself. I don't even know how it's just a wonderful. Yep. There's a old lady that works

[00:03:14] there. That's a nice, she got a Southern accent. It's all very weird. She always takes me to some meet and greet. I didn't know I was involved in. They're all very nice. And I'm like,

[00:03:22] she's like, well, Hey, do you want to come up to the third floor and have some drinks? I'm like, sure. Then I get up there. I'll go. Don't ever say I'll follow you anywhere. If you just say it

[00:03:30] like that, I'm like, sure. But everybody I've met up there was nice. September 13th, Columbus, Ohio, Columbus, where you is September 14th, Lexington, Kentucky. I haven't been there in a hot minute.

[00:03:41] I'm excited. I always enjoy my little trips to Kentucky and I can drive home. Yeah. Yep. Great. September 19th, Oklahoma city. What home of the new tallest ice scraper in the world? Not well, no, it's not. I'm going to go to the site. Yes. September 21st, Dallas, Texas.

[00:04:00] I'm so sad because my cousins are moving to Boston from Dallas. Yeah. But I don't know if they're gonna and they, they, they were my big hangout in Dallas. Well, I have comic friends, but, um, Dallas let's do it because, um, uh, I'm probably gonna add a show

[00:04:19] there. It depends. We're working on it. So Dallas people, Texas people, people of the South. Um, so there we go. That's where I'm going. So we X that out. That business is taken care of.

[00:04:32] Um, then we're going to taste some food here and move on. What am I eating? Uh, this is North fork kettle chips. Uh, this is law. These are from Hampton termites, Carrie, Mary, Kevin, Eileen,

[00:04:44] and Maggie. Sounds like a band. Yeah, that's a fine kettle chip. Great. Yeah. But I like basic you don't have to trick me into eating basic chips. Nope. Um, this one, I already tasted one

[00:05:05] house, New York chips. These are from Hampton termites, Lori and Eric. So sorry, cream and onion top two flavors. Love them. Yeah. And how's kettle chips on as good as lays ever because they're

[00:05:18] kettle, but if I have to go for a chip house from New York is nailing it. Good job. And last but not least the tiniest chocolate chip cookies in the world. It's a bitsy chocolate chip cookies

[00:05:32] from Hampton termites, Walter and Vicki. Um, they're from South Hampton. That was in West Hampton. Um, it's a busy, it's a bitsy crispy cookies. They're delicious. Tate's tiny dates. And I

[00:05:50] guess if you want to say skinny in the Hampton, this is your dessert. The time is not even no, it's the size. Well, yeah, a quarter. They're good. I get it. I would dump the whole thing in milk,

[00:06:04] the whole bag. And we'd be done with that. We gotta do that. All right. Um, before we get into, uh, I would like to give a special shout out to my research assistant, Bob Reed for winning an Emmy.

[00:06:17] Now a lot of people don't have research assistants that win Emmys just saying for the Kelly Clarkson show. He's a producer on that. And, uh, I've been on that show is greatest green room in the history

[00:06:29] of all mankind. Um, so good for Bob. Congratulations. And then Clark, his partner, uh, texted me, um, an update that Palm Royale will be renewed for season two. And I can't even

[00:06:43] believe that's possible. It's a show I couldn't finish and I liked everyone in the show. It's so ludicrous. It's so bad. I was like, you cannot be serious. Who thinks this is a good idea? Now I go

[00:06:56] have to go watch the last episode, even though I didn't care how it ended now. I'm like, well, now I need to know because how the hell did it get renewed for season two? I never shit on a show

[00:07:05] where people I love are in it that I don't know these people, but I mean, I like them as actors and stuff. And it's, it's not their fault. It's just, it's true. People describe stuff as farce

[00:07:20] and I'm like, well, I don't really, if I've ever, every time somebody said it's farce, I'm like, well, I hated it. So maybe I just hate farce or maybe it's not good enough to be

[00:07:28] farcical. Maybe, maybe just saying we'll get into that later. That's a fight I'll have with Lewis on the phone and congratulations to Lewis. Um, my best friend, Lewis Black inside out,

[00:07:41] he is going to the world premiere tonight. Well, it's a, yeah, it's a world premiere. It's in Los Angeles. And, um, he went out there to do all the press. Lewis doesn't love LA. He's more of a New

[00:07:54] York to say the least. A little hundred years ago, I had an apartment in Hermosa beach, which it was $550. I couldn't believe it. This is when I was like my twenties and Lewis would come out

[00:08:05] and he would just go, I don't know how people live here. I'm like the ocean's right there. What don't you like? I don't understand. You don't want to live in town, but I'm at the beach.

[00:08:14] Throw on some rollerblades. Well, that's never gonna happen, you know, and go with me. Like, this is fun. It's beautiful. No, Lewis is the guy who will go to the beach and he'll walk out to

[00:08:25] the water, look at it and walk back like, Hey, do you want to take a beach walk? No, no. There's sand fleas. He's always got some sort of issue with an animal. Something's gonna kill us or

[00:08:35] ticks are going to fall out of trees. And if we take a hike and, um, yeah, he's not an LA guy. So I don't know when it's available to the public. Can you Google this weekend? Oh, it opens Friday.

[00:08:47] So if you liked inside out one, he's seen it. He says it's really good. Yeah. I don't, I'll see it at some point. Probably on a plane. Yeah. That's a good place to watch it. It makes,

[00:09:02] it makes me laugh to hear his voice, you know? And he does really good at the little anger character. And then those children that meet him are so angry. I'm like, Jesus, Lewis,

[00:09:10] what are you encouraging? The one kid was shaking and he's like, I love anger. And I'm like, Oh, my God, this maybe we get this kid to some sort of family therapist. And then what has been going

[00:09:25] on termites? Well, here's the thing. My friend Dax came another research assistant and his wife, Heather, a research assistant, a little overqualified drummer for chief trick. And we went drinking and I tried to do the work of the Lord. We went downtown. I tried to go to Morgan

[00:09:41] Wallens bar to give you a full review clothes for a private event. I don't, I don't buy it. Nope. Not on a Tuesday in the middle of the day. You're bullshitting. They weren't ready because CMA

[00:09:51] fest was coming up for the weekend. I think they had their soft openings and same with Lainey Wilson's bar closed for a private event. Same signage. So must be the same owners. But research assistant, Laura, a research assistant, Laura, the flight attendant, she was going to go to

[00:10:08] Lainey Wilson's, but I haven't gotten the full review yet. And then me, number one research assistant. Now I have to go to Jon Bon Jovi's bar because that's open. And my research assistant, Brian Dorfman, who owns the comedy club again, a little overqualified club owner also owns part

[00:10:25] of a production company. He did get to go to the Jon Bon Jovi sneaky concert. Yeah, it wasn't for everybody. It was a sneaky thing, like a preview thing. And I don't even know how. I don't care

[00:10:37] unless he grows his hair out again. You don't care about Jon Bon Jovi unless he grows his hair out. He was so cute. He was cute. He's cute now. I mean, yeah, I just don't care about the music. I mean,

[00:10:47] I know you're not allowed to say that, but I mean, they're catchy tunes. It's the lyrics. Yeah, they're anthems. It was for a time and place. I don't know. The place would be New Jersey. Well, I mean, if I had somebody from Missouri sing about Missouri every day,

[00:11:06] that'd be my band. He said his voice is hurt. He can't sing anymore. Oh, Jon Bon Jovi's. So is Bruce Springsteen's. But guess who's is fine? Stevie's. Guess who's on the road having no problems whatsoever? Every night I see another clip on Instagram.

[00:11:24] Which by the way, CMA Fest is the big country music festival in Nashville every year. Over half a million people come in. Nothing makes me laugh. There's an Instagram site called It's Scoop Nashville. I'll put it in the schnotes. There are so many people. And I don't

[00:11:41] know why I find this so funny. They're too drunk to fly out of here. They get to the airport. Somehow they've gotten to the airport. They always end up falling asleep in a gate area.

[00:11:50] And then the security people come up. But after CMA Fest, oh my God, you can scroll through. It's just mostly drunken incidents. And I think the site's funny. Now some of it's a little serious.

[00:12:00] It's not funny. Obviously, somebody got shot in the face at a gas station. Not funny. But the drunkies, because they have their headshots. Yeah, their mug shots. And they're always just like kind of confused. Like, wow. The one guy this week demanded he would be arrested.

[00:12:16] Yeah, the one guy demanded he wanted to be arrested because he was just too drunk to keep functioning. And I'm like, you know, I've been drunk and I've been drunk drunk, as we would say

[00:12:25] in the Midwest. Are you drunk or were you drunk drunk? But never too drunk to fly. No, no. I did have a comedian friend that was too drunk to fly. He called, but he called me. He's like from LAX.

[00:12:36] I had to fucking go to Los Angeles airport, which is a giant, enormous panty ass. My friend Scott, he's like, well, I said I'm too hammered to go to Texas. I'm like, nobody's too hammered to go

[00:12:47] to Texas. Get on that plane, Scott, because he's a nice drunk. He's like, no, they gave me the eye. I ain't going. Can you come get me? I'm like, oh, that's what I want. I want to go pick up a chubby

[00:12:58] Texan who's too drunk to fly and put you in my car. And then where, Scott, where would you like to go? No, I got it. Sit on fucking 405. No, I took him to my apartment and threw him on the couch

[00:13:11] and I gave him more tequila. Is that there? Just knock yourself out, little man. Knock yourself out. So anyway, and then that was that had a ton of fun. And I'm sorry I can't give you better

[00:13:23] reviews of what's going on. It was close. It was close in the middle of the day and there's no money in there. I don't see no private event. They're bullshitting. I don't know why. I think

[00:13:31] because they need to get ready for CMA Fest. There's a half million people showing up. Get ready. Well, if I can find a day where I don't have shit to do, I'll do it. I'll do it.

[00:13:41] I just wait for people to come in town because then they all want to go do that. And then it's fine. It's a good excuse. But I like to scope them out for my cousins when they come down so I know

[00:13:50] where we're going because my cousin Mike likes certain things and I want to make sure that bar is up to Mike's liking. Cold McUltra. Cold McUltra. And that was not at one of the bars we went to.

[00:14:03] New York City, I got to see Jessica Lange in the play and Jim Pearsons and the other lady. I'm sure she's so sick of hearing this. Parsons. I don't know what's his name. The guy from the

[00:14:14] Big Bang Theory. He was great. They were all great. I feel bad I don't know the other ladies. Oh, here's the cast. There's only three people. Carl's Jim Parsons. Phyllis is Jessica Lange and

[00:14:25] Martha is Celia Keenan Bulger. And her resume is very fancy of Broadway stuff. But I don't. She's not really a TV movie person, which means you're probably a better actor. Just saying.

[00:14:39] I don't go to plays. I don't go to musicals until they make Jaws a musical. I'm not going. I told Lewis that, you know, when Jaws is ready, Lewis, I'll be there repeated nights. I will buy

[00:14:50] tickets for many nights. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. There's only one week left. It goes till I think the 16th or something. There's only 550 seats in the theater. It's the smallest place ever. And so there's no bad seat. And there are single seats available. I

[00:15:10] checked because I was telling my friend Katie to go. She's up there by herself doing work. Jessica Lange, I mean, like in an hour and a half was hysterical and then laughing crazily. Yeah, it's

[00:15:24] like, and then I thought, oh, my God, like in real life, I would be terrified of her because I don't know what's real. Like what if you're capable of that on cue? Who who's the real one? Like,

[00:15:35] but Lewis would always say, that's why I never dated actresses. They're crazy. They're all crazy. I'm like, well, you were an actor or does that make you crazy? She was. I mean, all three of

[00:15:46] them were great. But Jessica and she gets her own round of applause when she comes out. I mean, it's amazing. Like it's and I'm not even because people are like, oh, now have you caught the

[00:15:54] theater bug? No, let's not. Let's not get carried away here. Tell me about a dance scene. No, I found I found it. I wanted to watch hockey, but I found a Canadian hockey bar in New York City

[00:16:07] called Canucks. Yep. So there you go. If you are ever in New York and you want to watch hockey at a proper bar that understands hockey. Yeah, blue lights on tap. So you got to love that. And West

[00:16:23] Hampton, the show was super fun. Michael Somerville, my beer monster opener. It was great to see him. I haven't seen him in a long time. And the lady out there who runs it is Julianne. And she was

[00:16:34] great. They're so nice. They're so, so, so nice. And they it's sometimes you just meet people who just want to put on good shows. And then they ask, like, who's your favorite people? Like what

[00:16:44] would work well for you? Just a wonderful I didn't really get to do the Hamptons because I don't really understand it. I mean, I could call, you know, what am I going to call Seinfeld

[00:16:55] and go, hey, do you care if I just crash in one of your 10 bedrooms? Like, I'm not going to do that. There's people I don't know. I don't really understand it. I'd have I need a rich person.

[00:17:07] I do like my little friend in Montauk. He owns the beer restaurant because I walked in and he asked if I was me. And I'm like, yeah. And then I thought, why the fuck would this guy like Montauk

[00:17:19] used to be a fishing village. Now it's kind of it's the bougie place to be for the children. Like the weekend before I went there, Obama's kids were there. Like it's the it's it's those kids,

[00:17:31] that group, the richie riches. So it's lost. I don't feel the fishing village charm. I was looking for it and find a hideaway. Is that the bar? Yeah. He was just a comedy fan.

[00:17:43] Yeah. Told me I could have free beers. And then he even invited me this time. But I was 30 minutes past where I needed to go. So anyway, thank you, Wes Hampton, to everybody who came out. And now

[00:17:53] we're moving on to Queen News. Queen News. Oh, my God, it was a big week. So like I said, CMA Fest, you guys all in on that biggest country music festival. Well, Dolly went down on Thursday

[00:18:10] morning to open it and I wanted to go, but I had to fly out. But I thought, well, maybe I have time. Well, after seeing the line to get in. No, I did not have time. That was that line. Just when you

[00:18:21] think like, especially this town, there's a lot of Dolly things going on. No, nobody's sick of it. No one's sick of it. They want to see Dolly. Well, boy, did she have some announcements.

[00:18:33] I do. I would have to do serious cocaine to keep up with this lady. I mean, like, like old school, like 80s cocaine, like an eight ball every day by myself. And I'm not even a

[00:18:45] cocaine person, but I would have to. She was at Fanfare. That's where they go and they still do all that. She announced she's going to have a Broadway musical in 2026. Hello, I'm Dolly.

[00:18:57] An original musical. She has a new wine. Yeah, I don't know about that. Sounds a little bit. Yeah, it sounds. I don't know. Dolly's niece does Moonshine. That seems more appropriate. But maybe Dolly couldn't go that far with it because then you seem like a real drinker.

[00:19:20] Yeah, you'd step on your own. No, you just don't just sell hers. Yeah. Wine. I don't picture Dolly's a wine person. Probably a lot of blends. I'm thinking sweet wine. Yeah. If it's as sweet as those donuts. Jesus Christ.

[00:19:37] And she's going to have a hotel downtown and a museum in it. I mean, and then she she knows like it's not like there's some company doing this and then they she actually seems to be

[00:19:53] participating and up to speed on all the details of what the hell is actually happening. So congratulations to Queen Dolly on that. Let me see. I'm exiting those out. One other order of business. Well, two, I predicted Florida is going to win the Stanley Cup and they're already

[00:20:15] up one. And second of all, for those of you who want to see the pictures of my bass boat, my fishing boat that got eaten by an animal, I will be posting those pictures on Instagram.

[00:20:26] I do not have a picture of the animal droppings because I do. Yeah, you sent it to me. Oh, maybe I do have one, but it's got to be a raccoon. I don't know. I'm going to post it though,

[00:20:38] because I want your guys' opinion. And then I want to know if I can get a new seat or do I just duct tape it and do the Jack Madigan route? Do the Jackalope route. You can't have it. Well,

[00:20:47] if you're never going to sell your own fishing boat, you just put duct tape on shit and you just get comfortable with it and then it becomes homie. That's how that works. Yep. Other Queen

[00:20:56] news. Tay Tay, this was so great. Even as I'm not, you know, I'm on board, but I'm not. Thank you for acknowledging. I'm on board. I'm not. This is what I was thinking too, after going to Taylor's concert

[00:21:12] and then Morgan Wallen's concert. I think the young people should have a different concert for old people, for anybody over the age of 40. And our concert starts at like five and we're guaranteed to be over by 645. I don't want to hear all your eras.

[00:21:32] Well, you do. Then you go to the other show. You go to the other show. I want to hear greatest hits. Pick one. I don't need to hear the era. I want to see a Stevie show that is one hour and a

[00:21:42] half and there's a 25 minute opener, Vanessa, whatever her name is. It's Carlson making my way down. And then I like that song and I will. And then you might. That's when you go buy your

[00:21:53] T-shirt. That's when I go get my drinks and my T-shirts and then I come back and boom, here's Stevie. Boom. An hour and a half. If they could just shrink their shows, Morgan Wallen, I don't

[00:22:03] need all that. No. And then you could even charge the older people more. We have more money than most of the children. Not all of them. There's other children. Well, they have my sibling's

[00:22:12] money. Yeah. Welcome to adulthood. You can live here till you're like 30. Just save your money. You're on insurance till you're 50. What? Really? Anyway, Queen Taytay went to Scotland and she was greeted by bagpipes playing her songs. It was on Instagram. It was absolutely awesome. And then

[00:22:35] she was on her way to Edinburgh and the first minister of Scotland, John Swinney, was making a point to send a superstar super welcome. She wanted to say that all the Swifties are super, super welcome, blah, blah, blah. They have a lock Tay there. It's called lock means

[00:22:51] like lock Tay. They have renamed it Lock Taytay. And I'm like forever or just for the weekend? I don't know. It doesn't say. Then he reminded everyone only travel to Scottish

[00:23:09] gas Murrayfield if you have a ticket. They didn't want there's going to be no space for all that. So yeah, that's and Jelly Roll was all over CMA Fest. Good for him. He's hosting the one

[00:23:22] that'll be on TV if you're a country music person. You know, the new country, I just can't. Some of it, but it sounds like pop. I know I sound old. I sound like George Jones. He did

[00:23:37] the interview where he's there was a hundred years ago, but I liked the older people better. I just did Loretta Lynn, Tammy Wynette. The new ones. I feel like the songs are just poppy. I don't

[00:23:49] I don't I'm not buying your feruleness. I need to believe that you were feral and I need to believe that you were poor and I don't believe it. So where are my poor feral children? Could

[00:24:02] you please learn how to play the guitar and get your ass in Nashville? I somewhere. Come on, Mississippi. You got something going on down there. Send somebody up from that Delta. Arkansas, Missouri, it all counts. The Midwest kind of counts. I don't know. Not Texas counts.

[00:24:18] Yeah. Louisiana. Well, they sent Lainey Wilson, but you know, she's dominating everything. I don't know. I can't tell you a song and I've listened. So there we go. Update. Oh, my friend Terry Clark. I actually know Terry Clark. That's a country. See,

[00:24:35] I would say I don't know musicians. I know two Dax and Terry. Well, I know Jan Arden three, three. Is there anybody else? The two queens of Canada. Terry Clark and Jan Arden. Yeah.

[00:24:47] Update. My friend, he's not really my friend in real life. He's just the person I think I'm going to make a lot of money on. Mike Tyson, he has he has his Twitter account. This is an update.

[00:25:01] He wrote new date for Jake's wake. Oh, it's November, but I didn't print out when it's November like 15th. They rescheduled the fight. But just how funny is that? New date for Jake's

[00:25:16] wake. I love it. That's great. Here's an update. Tyson fights November 15th, November 15th. I got it right. So I told you Margaritaville at the Flamingo in Las Vegas was my secret strip viewing

[00:25:30] bar on the second level was closing. And the update is it's going to become a Garth Brooks bar. What? I don't care. I'm right next door at the Venetian just to hop, skip and away.

[00:25:41] If Trisha Yearwood's chicken fingers are there, I'll be there. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see what they build out there compared to the one down here. Or are they all going to be the same?

[00:25:50] Are they all going to be the same? I want to know. Update. This is why I like the old people. Do you know Flavor Flav is 60 years old? What? Yep. Kind of crazy. Well, here's why extra extra

[00:26:05] love Flavor Flav. He went to Red Lobster and ordered the whole menu to help save the chain. There's a picture of it. He ordered everything. It's so funny. Oh, he's 65 years old. Yep.

[00:26:25] He goes, yeah, boy, I meant it when I said I was going to do everything and everything to help Red Lobster and save the Cheddar Bay Biscuits. He put it on Twitter. Sixty five years old,

[00:26:33] ordered the whole menu and every single plate of food is in front of him. I'm not sure this is the way to go about this flavor. We should go do that. Flav.

[00:26:43] I'm going to go scope out a Cracker Barrel and do the work of the Lord because one not far from here, less than 15 minutes has been one of the remodeled ones. Well, their headquarters are 30 minutes away. Yeah, the headquarters are down here,

[00:26:56] 30 minutes away. I'm going to go get some pancakes and a light beer. That'll really throw them off. Can I have a short stack, a side of bacon and a Miller Lite? The judgment. Oh my God. I've done it before. And they're just like,

[00:27:12] all right. I mean, they do not. I'm like, you're selling it. Don't judge me. You're the one selling it. Are you sure you don't want the side for you? Sure you don't want some milk? Yes, I love milk.

[00:27:23] You can bring that too. First I'll drink the milk. Then I'll drink the beer. Flavor Flav, whose real name is William Jonathan Drayton, shared a photo of himself at Red Lobster, surrounded by the pack table filled with calamari nachos and his beloved Cheddar Bay biscuits.

[00:27:36] And of course, lobster. This is funny. He's really upset. He said he shared it with the bounty with his family. It's flavor time, boy. He wrote. This is this. It's the second he's made in

[00:27:51] weeks. The second gesture last month, he became the official hype man for the women's U.S. water polo team to help shine a bigger light on their efforts to go for an unprecedented fourth

[00:28:00] consecutive gold medal at the Paris Olympics. His giant order also comes weeks after Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy, putting more than 135 restaurants in the chain in jeopardy of shutting down. That's great. Yeah, it's sad. It's really sad too that they bought the land and then they're

[00:28:20] renting it out. Yeah. They have the seafood chain is just a few weeks to renegotiate the terms of leases which expired. So good for flavor. Flav. Yeah. Yep. Update. You're not going to like my

[00:28:34] update. Yeah, it's an adult thing. Yes. She models custom show New York and she'd be dazzled her her leg monitor, her ankle monitor. Yeah, she she is that legal. Yeah, you can do it.

[00:28:48] Nobody said you couldn't decorate it as long as you keep it on. You're not supposed to saw it off. The courtroom is her runway and Adobe had another court date this last Thursday and the con artiste

[00:28:59] turned fashion publicist use the occasion to model a new look by show New York custom created for the occasion. She still is on House like that. Hold on. She was second outfit and she was

[00:29:17] a sophisticated white suit dress that Dovey designed with Yang herself. She also wore a pair of tan suede heels and a coordinating leather bag wearing a curly ponytail and fresh makeup look with plenty of peach blush to add the pizzazz her ankle monitor was bedazzled with an a

[00:29:33] for Anna picked out in crystals. Yeah, but nobody's saying what is happening at these hearings and I haven't had time to Google it, but are we going to deport her ass? I say yes, but then again,

[00:29:47] she's funny for updates. I don't know. She's funny for my little show here. Funny for my segment update. Well, we talked about Barker Airlines here. Yeah. Six thousand dollars for you and your dog. And I saw pictures of it and it does look hilarious. Now that's a

[00:30:07] pretty steep price to pay for funny. But, you know, there's a lot of people with extra money that are super, super in and it is not what I don't like the way they put dogs in that under

[00:30:20] thing. And, you know, it's not right. I wouldn't feel good about flying my dog. I don't unless I knock the dog out. Well, I don't even have a dog, but like I wouldn't put baby cat down there.

[00:30:29] I think it'd be terrifying. Right. I put God down there. She'd hold her own. Love to see her get out of that bag. Yeah. So the new luxury airliner for dogs faces a lawsuit shortly after its first flight and it is not the dogs. I thought, oh,

[00:30:48] two dogs fought. One was bigger. One was meaner. And then, you know, sad time, sad clown for the dog that didn't win the fight. No, a brand new luxury airline designed for dogs was recently

[00:30:59] sued mere days after its inaugural flight Bark Air, which operates out of New York Westchester County Airport, was handed a lawsuit by Westchester County on May 30th for allegedly violating county law. The airline's first flight took off May 24th. According to legal documents,

[00:31:15] West County Airport rules state that the airport's private jet section can only accommodate jets with passengers with nine passenger seats or fewer. As we know, Bark Airlines has 14 passenger seats. So they're seeking an injunction against Bark Air, which would force the airline to leave the

[00:31:32] airport altogether or move from the private jet area into the busier passenger terminal. Well, it's going to be hard to get a 14 seat jet in if you're saying JFK or LaGuardia. Jesus,

[00:31:45] they can't even accommodate the shit they have. No. We know this is just all about what it says. Um, oh, and then there's a picture of a dog looking out the plane. It was very, very cute.

[00:31:59] They said the first flight was a great success. There were a mix of breeds on board, including chihuahuas, a golden retriever, and Dachshunds. Now, my brother had a Dachshund. Well, I think

[00:32:13] I've talked about him. His name was Lukey. Best dog, worst dog ever. Lukey, I loved that. That could have been one of my favorite dogs ever to live. Lukey. However, like I had friends that came

[00:32:27] to my mom and dad's lake house and they came up from the basement and Lukey didn't know him. Oh my God. I mean, he attacked the shit out of them. It, I mean, it was, they left. That was that

[00:32:38] traumatizing. They're like, we'll just come back. They ran away. He was a long haired red Dachshund, a bigger one, not a teacup one. But when Lukey didn't like something, holy shit, like Dachshunds can snap. Well, at least Lukey could. Happy to report there was

[00:32:53] no dog drama. Some dogs played in the aisle while the smaller dogs took long naps. Oh, how nice. It went fine. All dogs snacked on bark cereal treats for dog, dog-friendly cupcakes, chicken flavored puppuccinos and doggy champagne chicken broth. The humans got fed too and they shared their

[00:33:14] obsession with their dogs. This will be my friend, Kathy's dream, dream, dream flight. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you couldn't do this with cats. Here's baby cat. Baby had them. They don't care about anything. There was a raccoon that I thought was a four

[00:33:35] year old child out on the deck. It was standing up and I was like, Oh fuck. I thought there was like a lost kid. And I'm like, God damn it's dark. And it's just out there like,

[00:33:45] it's swaying. Cause I had moved the food in and it knows it's supposed to be there. And then it was like trying to get in the Yeti and it can't. There's claw marks all over. It

[00:33:54] totally ruined these totally ruining it. Um, um, what? Yeah. They ruined a, not a, not a big cooler one. It was a small cooler one that has the zipper, but a small one.

[00:34:08] Now on Yeti to give Yeti a shout out here. I said, you know, you said these are indestructible. They didn't get the zipper open, but they clawed it so much. And then they broke the thing off

[00:34:20] the zipper. Their claw mark. They like must have hours. They must've beated this thing and beat this thing around. Yeti said, Hey, can you send us that picture? Um, can we keep the picture and

[00:34:28] use it in ads saying, cause it, it didn't get in. You did keep your promise. But I also am not, I mean, it's a small one that I would, I don't know. It was ruined. I can't get the zipper.

[00:34:44] Yeah. They sent me a brand new one. It was very nice. I'm like, yeah, I'll take more pictures if you want. You want to see more pictures of broken shit around this house? How about the boat? Oh my God. This is the best one.

[00:34:59] Sometimes it makes you happy just to be right for no reason about shit. That doesn't even matter. It's just how dumb, how dumb were you? That's what I want to know.

[00:35:09] This is a B this is an update on baby reindeer. Oh no. Martha. Uh, who's in the show. Well, her name is a fictional Fiona is the real lady. The one I'm Pierce Morgan. We've talked about

[00:35:26] this on the podcast. If you've never listened to the podcast, it's about the show. Baby reindeer on Netflix. I said a week or two weeks ago, we have it on tape. Why did you make the woman

[00:35:37] in reality? The same woman as your quote, uh, the woman in the show. She well described the lady in three words. If I had to quickly, I'd go chubby Scottish lawyer, female. That's her in real life.

[00:35:53] So for the show, what did they make her chubby female Scottish lawyer? And I said, why didn't you just make her skinny? Skinny people can be crazy. It's not reserved to show me people.

[00:36:04] Probably there's more skinny people crazy I'd say than chubby people. Um, and I do not understand how this made it through Netflix meetings that I understand Richard Gad turns in his script.

[00:36:15] He's a guy he's not in charge of this shit. You have lawyers out the ass. I had to go through with my special. I know what they got going on over there. How did nobody go? Hey guys, are you sure

[00:36:28] everything in here is a fact? I mean, they had me. Well, I told you they wanted me to fill out forms with to have my mom and dad fill out forms to say that the jokes that I do about them are fine.

[00:36:40] I said, I'm going to do better than that. I'm going to give you their cell phones. Yep. Give them a call. You call Jack and Vicki because what you're asking me to do is call my

[00:36:50] mom and dad, which of course they would sign off, but then I got it, email it in a PDF. And then they're going to have to document. We have already jumped sharks. We've jumped all the

[00:37:00] sharks. So guess what? Netflix lawyers, you call them. And you know what I'm telling you? Uh, and they dropped, they just quit. They went away. Yeah. I mean, my mom and dad aren't going

[00:37:11] to say no, but if you really care, I just don't know how it made it. So she is suing them. She's got New York lawyers for 170 million. And guess what? I said it before on this podcast.

[00:37:25] I will keep sticking to it. She's going to win. I don't know if it's 170 million, maybe she'll accept 50 and go away. But you majorly fucked up and you wrote a true story not based on a

[00:37:38] true story, just based on those two words. Uh, well, yeah. Based on would have fixed a lot of this. Two words. Um, uh, she's demanding 170. According to Fiona's court, Harvey's court claim,

[00:37:58] like they say in this thing, she went to prison. Right. We've talked about this. So then I Googled it at afterwards. Did that lady really go to prison? Well, you can't find out because in

[00:38:07] England, it's not like in Missouri, I can look up everybody's criminal records. You can't do all that in England. It's like privacy things, but they will be able to for a lawsuit. So she better

[00:38:15] not be lying either. Because if we find out you did go to prison, but that's a big thing that if you're going to sue for 170 million, but maybe she's going to say, well, yeah, that part was

[00:38:26] true, but you still made it. That was my privacy. It is. It is an invasion of privacy. She's still claiming she never went. That's a big thing. Did you go to prison or not? I mean, it's not like

[00:38:37] saying did you once sit outside his house for an hour? That's like, well, you know, maybe I did. Um, according to the her court claim, which was watched by an estimated 65 million people

[00:38:48] and counting. It's the biggest lie in television history. The law graduate who lives in a high rise London council flat wants every cent of the streaming giants profits from its surprise hit a surprise hit. Well, I would also say good luck getting those numbers.

[00:39:01] Because it's not old school TV. It's not. It's streaming. Nobody knows. I've never known people. The only way I know if people like my special is if they tell me or I know it stays up there for a long time. Otherwise, I have no idea.

[00:39:16] I also am old enough to not care. I mean, I want people to watch it. I want people to like it. But it's not like when you're younger, everything matters on the next thing and the next thing. And

[00:39:28] yeah, I'm good on that. Anyway, I don't know how she's going to find out. She wants to be compensated for viciously destroying her life with brutal lies. You know, my dad always used

[00:39:38] to say people think they can sue over everything. You still have to prove damages. This lady actually has damaged people will say, well, you wrote shitty things about slander. Slander is fucked up because they'll go, Okay, well, you wrote shitty things about me. Well, okay, Kathleen,

[00:39:51] how did that actually affect your life? And what are your damages? People always going to go, oh, you know, emotional and stressful. Those tangible things, though? Oh, well, you said I went to prison

[00:40:02] now nobody wants to hire me. You said, well, she's got a lot. I'm wondering if Richard get now I'm wondering now this is how crazy it's made me now I'm wondering if Richard Gadd was lying.

[00:40:14] Now she's crazy in the Piers Morgan. I'm not saying I think all are true. I think she's a little comes off. It's a little nutty when you don't think it's weird to have four cell phones and

[00:40:26] eight emails. But maybe he just exaggerated all of it. But again, if Netflix hands this to me, and I'm the the people, the executives at Netflix and the lawyers, I don't go guys, we can't do

[00:40:42] this right about one lady. Right. And unless we know it's either true, true, true. Oh, we got to change it completely. Right. Make her Irish, not Scottish. Make her American or something very different. Well, you can't make her Canadian. You could make her Canadian. That'd be a twist.

[00:41:02] Right. Nobody thinks of you guys as being crazy. Except Luca Magnata. I talk about that. You don't want to talk about that serial killer crazy person. That's the guy from Don't Fuck With Cats documentary is so great. Her claim states it's a lie told by Netflix and the

[00:41:19] show's creator Richard Gadd out of greed and the lust for fame, a lie designed to attract more viewers get more attention and make more money and to viciously destroy the life of Fiona Harvey,

[00:41:27] an innocent woman defamed by Netflix and Richard Gadd at a magnitude of scale without precedent. I don't disagree if he exaggerated. Is she representing herself? No, she's not representing herself. No, she's got big New York lawyers. So we'll see. I think that deserves it. That

[00:41:48] does. Oh, yeah, this is. Yeah. Here's 170 million Netflix. How you feel about that? I don't I don't think they care about money like Netflix is a joke festival in L.A. I'm not sure it was highly profitable. And guess what? They don't.

[00:42:07] Holy shit, they found it. A rare stork chicks born in the United Kingdom for the first time in 600 years. Oh, how great is that? Wonderful. White storks. They're awesome looking. There's part of a part of a special conservation program called the White Stork Project. Around 250 birds

[00:42:26] have been released in Sussex and this is the first pair to successfully hatch a chick. Nice. Yeah. It's brilliant news for the birds who are traditionally associated with babies and are thought to bring good luck. Yeah. Yeah. They've waited 33 days for the eggs to hatch. It was

[00:42:42] extremely exciting to see the signs of the first egg hatch on May 6th. It's adorable. Nice. White storks were almost hunted to extinction in the Middle Ages and lost most of their watery habitat

[00:42:52] in the wild due to farming. The last record of storks breeding in Britain was at St. Gil's Cathedral in 1416. Congratulations, United Kingdom. Well done. This is crazy. This would scare the

[00:43:08] shit out of you if you lived a long, long time ago and you were walking around and you saw these warnings on rocks. Largest known prehistoric rock engravings discovered in South America

[00:43:19] and it's of giant snakes. Oh. And giant centipedes. Yeah. And they think that they carved them to warn people the area you're in like heads up like a street sign. Yeah. For bears or something except

[00:43:30] that this was their idea of a street sign. Like this jungle, FYI, there are snakes that are, you know, pythons, whatever lives down there. Anacondas. The engravings carved into rock faces along the upper and middle Ornico River in Venezuela and Colombia feature a range of imagery including

[00:43:54] depictions of giant snakes, human figures, and giant Amazonian centipedes. The snakes believed to be anacondas or boa constrictors played an important role in the myths and beliefs of the local indigenous population. Some of them are 10 meters long and the largest measuring 40 meters

[00:44:10] long in length. Can you imagine if you're just some cave person or whatever you want to call these people? I don't know, back then. Indigenous tribe. You're just, you know, in the jungle and

[00:44:20] you come upon this rock. I mean, you just, I would just have a heart attack. It's the largest single rock engraving anywhere recorded in the world. Wow. Yep. This is, they've found a shit ton, but

[00:44:32] this is the biggest by far. That's crazy. Yeah, that would be a trip I would want to go maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I'm not into the jungle. I'm terrified. Holy shit, they found it. A blue painted shrine is the latest discovery in the Pompeii treasure chest.

[00:44:48] This blue room is the prettiest thing. Now I want one. I want, maybe I'll do the podcast studio. The podcast studio, this color blue. You wouldn't think it would work and it works.

[00:44:58] I want to go to Pompeii. I want to go next year. I'm going to figure it out. Archaeologists have unearthed an intricately decorated blue room interpreted as an ancient Roman shrine known as a sacrium during recent excavations. So they're excavating like all Pompeii and they keep finding

[00:45:13] crazier shit and crazier shit. The blue room is discovery is rare with the culture ministry outlining that is generally associated with environments of great decorative importance and it's got women. Then women are painted on the walls as like the seasons

[00:45:30] and in depth room of the analysis, according to the ministry found that the space could be interpreted as a space dedicated to ritual activities and the conservation of sacred objects. It's the most beautiful thing. I'll put it in the notes. You got to see a picture of this.

[00:45:43] The walls of the room feature female figures that are said to depict the four seasons of the year, as well as allegories of agriculture and shepherding. The new discovery came amid excavations in the Regio, the ninth area of central Pompeii, a residential area that is

[00:45:59] currently one of the most active excavation sites for new findings. So cool. Yeah. This is just they just keep uncovering more like they should. I don't even know. I would try to stop everything because so you could just keep finding shit. Moving on to news, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:46:19] I told you they were coming weeks ago. Lewis is terrified. Me too, though. And they're parachuting in flying venomous spiders the size of a human hand are set to invade New York. Giant black and yellow spiders the size of a human hand are set to arrive in

[00:46:42] northeastern states this summer, including New Jersey and New York. Euro spiders are an invasive species that originated in China, and they can fly up to 100 miles by turning their webs into

[00:46:56] makeshift parasails. Oh, my God. I want one. I want a whole paratrooper to paratroop of them to land on Lou's deck right in Manhattan. His his beloved deck because nobody has a deck in New York. But

[00:47:13] Lou snagged one. And I want them to parachute in while he's having coffee. I want him to land like American soldiers on the beaches of Normandy. And I want to the venom is weak. So don't worry about that. And their fangs aren't strong enough to break

[00:47:30] the skin of human or pets. The creepy collar is about four inches long. They have legs that span six to eight feet inches. Sorry, inches. The females are brightly covered and are known to

[00:47:40] cannibalize their brown colored mate male mates. They made it to the US on shipping shipping containers delivered to Georgia. It's your fault, Georgia, China and Georgia. You're in a trouble box for this. You did it. They spin their large orb shaped golden webs all over people's yards.

[00:48:02] Lou has a pergola and at age 40 I didn't even know what one was. I had to Google it. Well, I hope they hope they parachute into his pergola for fun and terrify him just once. I don't want

[00:48:16] him to be scared all summer. Yeah, they balloon with the wind or hitch rides on cars. They're generally going to spread where the wind blows or where humans are. The spiders ability to survive in all these different areas with different climate has been demonstrated via an experiment

[00:48:31] at the University of Georgia last summer. Yeah, their native range is in Asia, which includes most of Western China and entire Korean Peninsula. So spiders are clearly well adapted for fairly cold climates. God, yep. Can you imagine? Oh, they haven't mentioned Tennessee or Missouri.

[00:48:50] So I think I'm safe from them. But I don't. Huh? Well, the cicadas are fine. They don't do anything. They fly into you. They're real dumb. Like you just be on a walk and they just fly and they

[00:49:01] don't get off. You're like, get the fuck off. Yeah. They don't see when the cats are coming to kill them. They're not smart. No, no. But I like the sounds they make. I like it.

[00:49:14] So there you go. That's what's coming. New York, New Jersey and Jersey. The shark thing is out of control. And Florida, the panhandle, which I love. Three different people were attacked by

[00:49:26] sharks this week in shark attack. Yeah, I just I don't know. I've never been one of those people that will go far out. I'll never go really above my check. Well, waste now. Yeah, waste. But

[00:49:40] lately, these shark things. And speaking of fucked up animals, since I'm on that train, this is horrifying. And this is my state, Missouri. I don't even know what I would do if I saw this

[00:49:55] again. An invasive fish with the head of a snake and the ability to survive on land for several days, what days has been detected in Missouri. The state's Department of Conservation confirmed

[00:50:08] Friday that a northern snakehead fish had been caught by fishermen. Oh, gross. Oh, my God. If I caught it, I just throw the whole pole on the water. All of it. All of it. I can buy another

[00:50:17] fishing pole, making it the fourth observation of the invasive species. Here's the thing. By the time the conservation department admits it, it's a thing. Right. Because every year they say we don't have mountain lions in Missouri. Right. They're just passing through. We don't really

[00:50:32] have any. And then the hunters go out and take the tree stand picture. And then I send them all to my brother, who's terrified of that. I was going to meet his death. Just FYI, Pat, this one was

[00:50:42] only 20 miles away from where your tree stand is. They can be three foot long. They have python like coloration and pattern and their head resembles a snake. The first one was caught in 2019.

[00:50:55] The other two were found last year. One guy found one after he caught it. He left it on the pavement for several hours thinking it would die and it never did. I mean, what weird ass fish can

[00:51:08] live on land for three days? A snake. A snake. Northern snakeheads are one of three invasive snakehead species in the United States. Species is native to Russia, China and the Korean Peninsula. What is going on with China and the Korean Peninsula? What the hell?

[00:51:25] They have large mouths full of pointed teeth, flat scaly heads. They're exceptionally slimy and they are often misidentified as bowfin fish. Last thing about wild animals. I don't know why this week it's a theme, but it's happening.

[00:51:42] Can't be stopped. There's a wild beast invasion is tearing up America and killing more people than sharks. One man says, I'd rather get eaten by an alligator than have this happen. An invasion of wild beast is wrecking havoc across the United States and shocking figures

[00:52:02] reveal that they're killing more people than sharks. Officials up and down the country are warning of a feral swine bomb. Pigs. Due to an explosion of population of wild hogs, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reported wild hogs is an invasive species of pig. First brought to

[00:52:25] Florida by Spanish settlers in the 1500s, now have been seen in at least 35 states. They're destroying farmers' crops, tearing up gardens and in some cases attacking humans. They will attack you if there's a gang of them. One long time animal trapper, Craig Green,

[00:52:40] recalled a terrifying encounter with the wild pigs in 2008. He described them as hiding. He described hiding in his own three foot tall cage, knowing there was no one to save him until

[00:52:51] eventually they ran off and he could escape. I know when they kill you, they'll eat you while you're screaming. I'd rather be eaten by an alligator. Now see, if I saw a wild pig, like

[00:53:02] out at our farm or something, I wouldn't think, I wouldn't be terrified. Like if it was a shark, I would just be like, huh? Look at that little guy. And a boar I know has got the little

[00:53:13] whatever. Wild pig attacks are relatively rare, but they still outnumber all species of shark attacks combined. All species between 2014 and 2023, there was an average of 5.8 fatal shark attacks worldwide compared to 19.7 of wild pigs. It's global. Yep. They said tigers, Indian

[00:53:39] elephants, Nile crocodiles and venomous snakes kill more people than wild pigs. But wild pigs are worse than bears, wolves and all shark species put together. They're far more dangerous than people ever thought. He described the vicious slab and slash wounds inflicted by boars.

[00:53:58] In 2019, a Texas caregiver was mauled to death by a pack of wild hogs while outside the home of an elderly couple she looks after before being partially eaten. I know it's not funny. It's

[00:54:12] just weird that pigs would do that. They exist in 67 Florida counties and wreak the most havoc in inland areas in the middle of the state. If you, oh my God, one guy said, I've had,

[00:54:24] I've had calls. He's a conservation guy like, oh my God, I'm in my car right now. This pig is slamming his head against my truck. Please come help. Please come help. I mean, it's not funny.

[00:54:36] I just, it's, it's just that I wouldn't think, yeah, if I saw one in the woods, I would just think it was weird. I would say like 50 pounds. I mean the size of a medium dog,

[00:54:51] but they're fat. I mean, they're fat. Now this isn't a wild animal story, but it does involve Bigfoot and it's true. It's a good setup. And it involves prison and murder. Murder! I want

[00:55:07] Dateline to do this one and they never will because it's too fucking hillbilly and it's too ridiculous. An Oklahoma fisherman, this is compliments of Louis Black, my research assistant who also a star of Inside Out. My research assistant, sorry. And they're really unpaid interns. I mean,

[00:55:26] yeah, they're overqualified. He sent me this. He goes, I think you can use this for the podcast. Not sure. Bigfoot? Question mark. And then he wrote, I don't understand your people because it's in Oklahoma. I'm like, I'm from Missouri, Lou. We're by Oklahoma. We share a border and

[00:55:43] I'm not against Oklahoma. I'm just saying, don't say. Oklahoma fisherman who thought his friend was trying to feed him to Bigfoot. What? Yep. What did he thought his friend? I'm gonna tell you more about it. He's been convicted of murder. Larry Doyle Sanders has been found guilty of

[00:56:04] murder. Wait, do you see a picture of Larry? I'll put it in the schnotes. Larry just looks like, God damn. I really thought he was doing that. I had to kill him. A man who claimed he killed

[00:56:16] his friend because he believed the victim was summoning Bigfoot was convicted of murder. Larry Doyle Sanders was found guilty by an Oklahoma judge April 17th. Jimmy Knighton was strangled to death in July of 2022 while out fishing with Sanders. The outlets reported after waiving a

[00:56:36] right to a jury trial, Sanders attorney reportedly claimed that his client had acted in self-defense. Jesus. Wait, wait till you hear what he thinks happened. Okay. And I think he believes it. I mean, looking at him, that's obviously way judgy, but the Oklahoma Oklahoman, the newspaper reported

[00:56:53] that Sanders claimed during testimony while he was out noodling. Oh God. If you guys see my special bothering Jesus, that explains noodling. My special does. You can learn something and laugh a little

[00:57:08] bit too. He was out noodling with Knighton and he had seen three Sasquatch looking figures by the river. Three. So it's big foots or big feet, a gaggle of Bigfoot's witness for the prosecution

[00:57:24] testified that Sanders said he believed Knighton was trying to kill him and send his body down the river as a sacrifice to Bigfoot. The paper reported that forensic psychiatrists tested that Sanders was suffering from a methamphetamine induced psychosis.

[00:57:46] What is a Saturday if it's not doesn't have a little meth and noodling. What kind of weekend did you have if you didn't get a little hold of Lola, but there's a little, just a little meth now we're going to go noodling. It's a beautiful day.

[00:58:04] Knighton died following a fight during which Sanders put him in a chokehold. The outlets reported that Sanders faces life in prison without parole. Jimmy truly enjoyed the dead guy. He truly enjoyed anything and everything outdoors. His obituary read he loved to fish,

[00:58:21] game hunt, ride four wheelers, most of all drink beer around a big bonfire. Jimmy met never met a stranger, never met a stranger. I would give anyone the shirt off his back.

[00:58:31] Well, Jimmy, did you summon the big feet? Did you let's answer the question. Did you do it? This was another one, just one more animal thing. And then I'll stop. Well, why not? Because I was

[00:58:44] in the Hamptons and they're all excited about it. The first flamingo ever has been spotted in New York. Oh, it's downstairs. I gave it to baby cat. It's hers now. Um, it's the most celebrated visitor visit to Hampton's in years. An American flamingo in all

[00:58:59] of its pink glory was seen in the posh waters of East Hampton's Georgia pond. The first time the elegant creatures been spotted in New York ever. Yep. They're very excited. I don't know

[00:59:11] why it flew all the way up there. Um, he's very well visited people at six in the morning. We're already out there observing. I mean, this got to tell you though. I mean, yeah, is it cool?

[00:59:21] But have you been to Florida? I mean, there's like 50 million. Right? Like I wouldn't go out of my way to go look at a pink flamingo cause I've seen 9 million in my life. I don't. But I

[00:59:31] guess if you'd not don't go South a lot, you wouldn't know. Maybe it's a narcissist. Maybe it does want all the attention. Um, flamingos, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The bird is probably tired. It's looking for food. It can definitely stick around and there's food. Yeah,

[00:59:48] there's food. The temperature's right for now. I don't know if it'll leave when it gets cold. Yep. All right. No more animal stuff. I promise I'll shut up. So this is a lot came through. A lot

[00:59:58] came through. Um, this is great news. This is a little bit not crazy animal smarter. I am so, so happy for Detroit. Okay. So they have this giant train station downstairs, uh, downtown,

[01:00:13] and it was going to close and all that. Just like St. Louis and Cleveland, all of our cities who have this cool shit downtown, but nobody rents it anymore. And then they're just like, well,

[01:00:20] let's fucking wreck it. And you're like, no, no, no. Don't do that. Like it's beautiful. But what are you going to do with it? Well, this was amazing. I would have totally taken off work for this. Yeah. Well just skipped work. Detroit celebrates with everybody. Diana Ross

[01:00:34] and Ewen M kicked off Michigan Central's return. Diana Ross came out on the steps and they erected this giant stage. I'm coming out. I want the world to see. And she looked phenomenal. She's like 80.

[01:00:48] I'm like, even if you're lip syncing, don't care over 70 lip sync, all you want. Just show up. She, I mean this red dress she had on and Eminem, you got to give him credit. Everything, Detroit,

[01:01:01] the NFL draft. He is there. Everybody, when I used to work in the clubs there, they would say, sometimes he just had block parties only for Detroit, like just regular people. It was not

[01:01:11] a celebrity thing. It was just whoever you, and the girls would be like, Oh, I think I'm going to go to Eminem's party. Like we'd be off work like at midnight. I'm like, this old lady thinking

[01:01:19] even when I'm like 30, I'm like, what time did the party start? And they're like, Oh, he goes all night. It's fine. He gets a block permit. He gets his permit and yeah. But he kept it open for the

[01:01:29] kids who had to work at night. Oh, that's great. Okay. Another chapter in Detroit's revival was written, sung and celebrated Thursday as 20,000 people descended on Roosevelt Park in Detroit's Corktown neighborhood for a star-studded concert and celebrated the rebirth of Michigan Central

[01:01:45] Station, an iconic landmark that spent decades as a symbol of the city's decline. It's crazy. Like I used to go do radio. They have radio stations in the old Ford buildings down there.

[01:01:55] And it was like going into my dad's old law buildings downtown. He'd, you know, he'd moved to the next one when that one got like deserted, but like the gold on the elevators and the whole

[01:02:06] thing was gorgeous. And you're like, it's like a ghost ship. Like, but anyway the show was nothing short of a love letter to Detroit as a vast range of musical styles were presented on the stage.

[01:02:18] Motown legend Diana Ross kicked off the concert with some of her biggest hits. I'm coming out and Upside down, boy you turn me inside out. And round and round. It ended with hometown rapper The Pride of Warren doing a four song set backed by the Detroit Symphony Orchestra

[01:02:38] that include Welcome to Detroit with Trick Trick and his current release Houdini. The festival started with intense winds, but that could not stop the 80 up 80 years old Ross from sparking sparkling in a flowing orange dress. Oh, it looked red in the video as she encouraged the

[01:02:55] crowd to dance with her in her show. She sang songs as well as beloved Motown hits. And you know, you got to give her credit. I'm sure she doesn't live in Detroit anymore, probably, but she goes

[01:03:05] back a lot. You know, I think how Nashville's become the country music thing. I think Detroit, see, I have these ideas. And then I start to tell Lewis on the phone, then he always tells me put it

[01:03:18] in your book, Kathleen, I'm busy. In other words, he doesn't want to fucking hear my ideas. I'm like, I don't have ideas often about one every six months. But I think it's usable. Detroit should

[01:03:28] create. I know Motown's too old, so we can't do that. They should have their own Detroit music row and then have all of it. So you could have Diana Ross's theater. She doesn't have to be there

[01:03:41] every night. Eminem's theater is all rap guys, you know, so here's the rap theater, the Motown ones. Here's the 50s. Here's the 60s. Here's the 70s. And, and R&B. Anita Baker's from there like,

[01:03:53] you know, they have so many different kinds of music. Make it a whole strip. And then you know if you're going to go now, of course Diana Ross is going to be there.

[01:04:05] But we have people that are doing that kind of music. Right. Thank you, Detroit. Thanks for being home. Blah, blah, blah. It's just awesome. Oh, wow. The 90 Minutes Sold Out show had a lineup of musical performances all attributed to Detroit. Melissa Etheridge, Fantasia,

[01:04:24] they're both great. And Jelly Roll, all paid tribute to Bob Sager. Yeah. And everybody I know in Detroit says he's the nicest guy ever. Fantasia performed a song, Jelly Roll. Oh, Jelly Roll sang Turn the Page.

[01:04:39] Turn the Page. Here I am back on the road again. Here I am. Turn the Page. Barry Sanders was there. Football player. Iconic Detroit line. Yeah, great, great, great. Actor Sam Richardson. Oh, comedian Lonnie Love. Good for Lonnie. Judge, I didn't even know she was from Detroit. Judge

[01:05:03] Greg Matthews and actor, actress Sophia Bush. I'm surprised Jim, what's his name? Jeff Daniels. Jack White played a song. So great. It's so, so great to see Detroit come back. Yeah. Tiny bit by tiny bit. But that's a big one if you can save

[01:05:24] the thing. Breaking news. I don't really care. But I'm saying it because we should all know as Americans. Pat Sajak has retired from Wheel of Fortune. I haven't watched it in forever. I'm

[01:05:39] not against it. Yeah, it's fine. But I really I didn't even know they were still doing. I didn't know there were new ones. I thought it was Ryan Seacrest is going to do it. I don't know. He

[01:05:53] doesn't want to retire. There is a special kind of human that can be a game show host. It is not this lady. I could do one a year. But then I mean, they tape like five in a day. You just because

[01:06:05] I do not know how Drew Carey does it. I do not know how Ryan Seacrest will do this. Wayne Brady did Let's Make a Deal. Oh, my God. I don't know. It's just a special skill that I

[01:06:19] definitely do not have. His final episode aired June 7th. He he's a serious person, kind of. He had a lot of very serious thank yous. It was incredible privilege. These are things he said

[01:06:34] decade after decade. He began hosting in 1981. Oh, he said it's a place where kids learn letters where people from another country hone their English skills or family came together. Then he had a little speech for Vanna. And finally to my professional other half,

[01:06:54] dear Vanna, like me, she takes the show very seriously. But not herself. I shudder to think what these 40 years might have been like if they brought someone in full of themselves playing the prima donna. Vanna is sweet and unassuming as she seems. We've seen a lot of changes,

[01:07:06] but we've always been there for each other. Yeah, there you go. So if you're missing Pat, look for Ryan. I couldn't do it. They should have guest hosts to give those people a break.

[01:07:19] Yeah. You know, just go, Hey, Ryan, are you sick of it this week? And then just yeah, like give those people I don't know. I don't know how they do it. Yeah, Jelly Roll do it. He'll do just about anything you ask him to do.

[01:07:30] Because he's a nice person. Now this is a big, big deal. And it's gonna affect your summer travel. This one's a little hard. Stick with me termites. No, you need to know if you're going somewhere.

[01:07:44] Because this is going to turn into a strike. And I have another article about that. But I don't want to hurt everybody's head too soon. American Airlines. I don't usually fly them.

[01:07:54] Nope. Delta. But I used to fly them all the time out of St. Louis because it used to be TWA and then Los Angeles when you're a younger comic, you can't. You can't fly who you want to fly all the time.

[01:08:08] You have to fly, you know, not make any money. You got to fly who's ever cheapest. Sometimes it was Americans on whatever. So I mean, I don't know. I've had fine flights on American. But

[01:08:18] my dad used to be the union representative attorney for the TWA flight attendants when it was TWA. Uh, so I do empathize 1000% because the flight attendants at American, I think the Delta ones are a lot happier because they think they have a better situation.

[01:08:34] And if you're my age and you're an American Airlines flight attendant and every year this pay gets shittier and the benefits start shrinking and the people are way more hillbilly and drunkified. It's just not a good recipe for menopausal women. No, especially there's so many on American where

[01:08:55] they just boss everybody around and they don't even give a shit anymore. And I kind of am amused by it where they just were like, I'm not serving drinks. Oh, okay. And they just sit down. No reason given.

[01:09:07] Yeah. Well, they'll go with turbulence. Meanwhile, the plane's flying perfectly fine. American Airlines, uh, backlash, the CEO. This is why I always agreed with Bernie Sanders. Now, can you vote for Bernie? Of course not. But I do agree that the CEO pay these,

[01:09:27] these paychecks. The CEO is completely out of whack. I know one person that's a CEO. Is he awesome? Yes. Is he Einstein? No, I don't understand why these CEOs, this is club you get

[01:09:39] in and you automatically, it's like you're so, so valuable. Right? No, there are people that are extraordinarily valuable and Einstein, things like that. A musical prodigy. You're a fucking airline. Well, don't downsize that. Well, some CEOs I'm saying are super genius people,

[01:10:01] yes, but not they all can't be that. They're very good business people. Well, I know the guy that I used to love Richard. Hi. He used to do the welcome video on Delta and

[01:10:12] I used to know it by heart and I used to say, hi, I'm Richard Anderson. And then he would say, welcome today. And he was very friendly, very friendly. I liked him. Like I wanted to have a

[01:10:21] drink with him, but he'd go Delta. But, and I don't remember his exact words, but that I would just add onto it is a big global giant humongous. I just added all those words because he said like

[01:10:33] two words that were the exact same thing. And I'm like, how come nobody caught that in editing? Gigantic and global. Yeah. But he was a, he went on to Amtrak because when his video disappeared,

[01:10:46] I'm like, ah, where did my dad go? He's like my airline dad. Um, anyway, American airlines released a shareholder presentation supporting its own position on votes at the carriers annual meeting, the meat, the means reelecting its slate to the board approving its auditor and

[01:11:06] make it corporate governance changes that allow amendments to certify of in court, to certificate of incorporation and bylaws. Um, CEO Robert Isom, uh, got a $31 million compensation package. I mean, that's what you get when you fail, right? When you suck.

[01:11:28] Mm-hmm. Sorry, man. That's all right. Here's 31 million. Thanks for playing. Yeah. What? Um, uh, the, so the flight attendants, all of them, they're going to go on strike and they're pissed and they were offered there. Some of them are at food stamp level. And I

[01:11:47] remember cause I tried to be a flight attendant. I know that's hard to believe, but I was too short. Thank God. I just wanted to travel, you know? And I thought, Oh yeah, I bartended. I worked in

[01:11:59] restaurants. I can talk to people. I'm not shy and uh, I'm a pretty good waitress and uh, I safety, I can learn it. You know, I'll go to school. Well no. And I made it through two interviews and

[01:12:10] nobody ever asked me how tall are you? And then the main interview, they started measuring people. I'm like, Oh well, fuck. Why didn't you say this from the beginning? I'm five one. I'm not five two.

[01:12:19] I can't even fake it. Well, I don't know. I, I, I thought it would be a fun job and then I don't know anymore if it's fun. It doesn't seem fun for the, so if, Oh, and the pay too. So anyway,

[01:12:31] the pay is it like a food stamp level? If you get, cause I was going to get put in like Newark or JFK and then I, the Midwest person, I don't, where am I supposed to live? I don't understand any of

[01:12:42] this. Right. Well, the amount of money it takes to live in New York compared to say, if you got put in Dallas, American is a hub out of Dallas. Like, right. But the ones that are put in the expensive

[01:12:53] markets, I can't even afford. No, you got to get roommates. You got to do, which is all fine in your twenties. But at some point, um, you're over it. So check if you're flying American. Um,

[01:13:08] if they're actually, your plane is going because the flight attendants, if they were offered a 17% increase, but the problem is it's so far behind the 17 isn't even enough. And the flight attendants

[01:13:22] union said, nay, nay, we are not accepting 17%. No, it's got to get to the point where it's minimum, like, uh, uh, the not food stamp level. So how do we do that? Let's get above that.

[01:13:35] The whole country's in inflation right now. Um, so they're going to compensate for that. Yeah. And by the way, um, before I do my, uh, little thank yous and quotes, uh, I forgot.

[01:13:47] I went to the Banksy museum in New York. Oh yeah. Talk about that. 30 bucks to get in. Now, these are recreations of Banksy's because a lot of the Banksy's have been destroyed or, and they, they're not movable, but they hired all these kids to do them perfectly.

[01:14:00] And they're perfect. And then they have the videos like next to it of where it was. And it's so awesome. And there's, it wasn't like crowded. Like you didn't feel like there's tons

[01:14:11] of people in there, but in a great way you walk in, there's a very nice lady here. Follow the blue arrows. It's all on your own. You're on your own. It was the way I love a museum to be. Or if you

[01:14:21] want the, I think they, I don't know if they had a headset thing, but the videos are self-explanatory you don't need. And I didn't know he did all this stuff. I mean, there was things in there. I had no

[01:14:30] idea he did now. I wish I would have gone slower, but I was hungry. Yeah, I was hungry. I'm like, God damn it. Why didn't I just take a bite of something? Um, I don't know how long it's going

[01:14:41] to be there. It's down on canal street. So it's a bit of a haul, but it's only 30 bucks. You can buy a knockoff handbag while you're doing it. Oh my God. Cause it's on the edge of Chinatown. And

[01:14:50] there must've been, I must've been asked by 5,000 people if I wanted to buy a purse. And then they have the menu of the purses that are available. But then I'm like, what do you eat in my mind?

[01:14:59] I don't want any of your purses, but if I did, am I supposed to follow you down some creepy alley? Exactly. I'm not doing that. No. And they put older women out there and I'm sure it's a trick

[01:15:11] because they think nobody would think that somebody my mom's age would be out there tricking people. Um, I'm not following anybody anywhere in New York. That's not or any city for

[01:15:19] that matter. No, maybe in a super nice Southern city. I might. Cause if they told me like, Hey, come on down here. We got some creme brulee. I was like, well, all right. Um,

[01:15:31] so some thank yous and then we'll do a quote. Uh, um, Janine Farrell Blum, which by the way, my grandma's name was Farrell, Catherine Farrell. Uh, she bought my dad a mass card, which is great.

[01:15:45] Cool. Yeah. Cause me and my brother keep joking. If you're not Catholic, if you don't, if you don't qualify for heaven, you can put in purgatory. And then as a kid, every in church,

[01:15:55] every day in Catholic school, we'd have to pray for the souls in purgatory. We were trying to pray them out. You get out of purgatory by prayers based on earth. So every mass it said, I'm like,

[01:16:09] just in case my dad is something I don't know about. If he happens to be in purgatory, I appreciate every effort. Um, let's get them out. Let's upgrade them. Let's move Jack a little

[01:16:19] pop. Um, uh, uh, that's Janine. She's also a huge, uh, jaws fan and she's a huge Mets fan, but she got me a Cardinal vest that, uh, yeah. So that takes a lot for a Mets fan to buy a Cardinal

[01:16:36] anything. I mean, they don't hate us, but, um, it's not the friendliest rivalry. It's not Chicago. It's not Cubs cards where we actually like each other secretly, but I really only secretly do it because the Cardinals are usually better. We're horrible. I've been invited to Basia and James's

[01:16:56] wedding. I'm working, but that doesn't mean I won't send something. Um, a lot of still stuff about my dad, which thank you very much there. And then I was invited to an Irish pub in Palm

[01:17:07] Springs and I can't wait to tell Bob and Clark because they probably don't know that there is one. I would not picture Palm Springs having an Irish pub. Nope. Uh, Sean Kathleen McCluskey sent

[01:17:17] me a, uh, condolence card about my dad. I do read them all. I don't, I don't go over them all because there's too many and, but they're all are appreciated. I just grabbed a few. Okay.

[01:17:26] Kane's Irish pub, Palm Springs. Yeah. Well maybe, maybe it's good. Rancho Mirage. I'm going to tell Bob. Yep. Why not? If they're bothering to do it, it must be pretty good. All right. Let's do our quotes.

[01:17:41] Termites. I've got, um, oh no, I didn't do my thank yous from the Hamptons. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Um, the giant, a whole hamper of beer. Um, how, and then, uh, the kettle chips I ate that was

[01:17:56] Laurie and Eric, uh, the Irish beers and the cookies that was Walter and Vicky spelled like my mom with an I. Boom. The local beer. Um, Carrie, Mary, Kevin, Eileen and Maggie representing the

[01:18:08] children. Oh, there were the children. That's right. So it was nice to see the children, the children show up. Cause yeah. Um, and then, uh, that was Janine. It got me the Cardinals

[01:18:20] vests and the mass and all that stuff. So thank you to all everybody in West Hampton. It was great. Oh, I forgot to say what I was watching. Well, I'm not watching. Well now I have to go watch

[01:18:30] fucking Palm Royale. Unbelievable. I watched the last episode of Ripley. I loved it for once in our lives. Lou goes, I don't know. I thought it was pretentious. Oh really? I'm the one that says that

[01:18:44] all the time where I don't even use the word pretentious. I say artsy fartsy Lou that's movie house bullshit. I don't have time for it. I thought it was great. Um, for fun, I read that this shark

[01:18:58] movie, all the children loved it. Okay. So I thought, well, it's an hour 20 minutes and I had stuff that I had to do. I'll just do my stuff while I watch it. Like I'm not committing to it.

[01:19:10] It's called under Paris. It is the most ridiculously fun hour 20 minutes I've ever. It is so great. The premise is that climate change. Okay. And the children are very mad about it, but climate change has affected the sharks and now they can live like anywhere. Okay.

[01:19:30] And they're going to be in the sun river and we are having a triathlon and nobody believes us that there's a giant shark in the sun, in the sun river in Paris. And I loved it. Like in the movie,

[01:19:42] they're all like 20 where they're like, let's just go find it. Okay. All right. Cool. Um, it is, I may have to watch it again. It's so, it's so bad. It's good. It's so bad. It's good. The premise is everything's ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. The acting,

[01:20:02] and it was originally made in French and the looping and the dubbing is awful. Like you can't, you just keep laughing where there'll be like blah, blah, blah in French. And it'd be like, I don't know. Like the lip, none of it matches. It is perfectly horrible.

[01:20:21] It eats everybody in the triathlon. I mean, I'm not blowing this story. You're going to see just trust me. And then it takes over all of Paris. It eats the mayor of Paris. It eats

[01:20:36] it. It splashes so much water. It's like in neighborhoods and there's just sharks like, you know, on the West bank. And it's, it's the most ludicrous thing. If you have laundry to

[01:20:45] fold or something, that's what I was doing. I think I was folding laundry. I was doing little house chores and stuff. Um, I had it on anyway. It's on Netflix, I think. And then I also did

[01:20:58] watch the great Lillian hall with Jessica Lange cause I was going to see Jessica Lange. It's on max now. Fair warning. It's about an old Broadway actress that can't remember her lines because she's starting to have dementia. Somebody like my brother would think it was boring as shit.

[01:21:13] Okay. So if you're, um, like my brother, you know, you gotta be in the mood. It's almost like a play. Yeah. If you like the first five minutes, you'll keep liking it. But I just like,

[01:21:28] I loved it because it's Jessica Lange and she's, she's great in that too. She's perfect. Um, so that's, and then I've been trying to watch basketball. I mean, hockey, I don't really care about the basketball. I did however, pick Boston just saying,

[01:21:44] but that's only cause Stephen A. Smith told me to. It's not like I'm a genius. Um, Florida actually have information. They're goalie is so good. Officer Bob, they call him officer Bob. His name is like Bob Rofsky. Bob Rofsky. And they call him

[01:21:59] Bob. And I'm, I'm kind of rooting for Edmonton just cause Canada should win it because it's the national pastime of, but Connor McDavid needs to turn into Connor McDavid. And so

[01:22:11] far I've seen it in one game. That's not enough. Then they interviewed him and he was a sad clown. You can't be depressed like that. Come on, let's go. Come on, Connor. And then maybe,

[01:22:23] I don't know, maybe do you have another goalie? I'm just saying he's from Edmonton. Oh, well then you can't replace the hometown hero. Boston is leading the series to nothing. Boston is leading to nothing. Oh, I didn't even know that. I thought it was one,

[01:22:39] nothing. I know it's two nothing. Well, Stanley cup, just saying, put your money, get on draft Kings, bet on Florida. Probably too late though. You should've listened to this podcast earlier and you didn't know how to get that better than you'd be winning money.

[01:22:51] Mm hmm. The Tay Tay quote, this is on how to win the dating game. This is from glamor magazine, March, 2014. Freeze out. You don't respond to any of his texts or calls until he does something desperate like shows up. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't want

[01:23:14] some psycho. If I didn't respond to you, don't fucking show up. That's the op. That's called stalking. Tay Tay. You have problems with that. Or he calls or leaves a voicemail. That's fine. Something that makes it very clear to you that he's interested. Okay. Showing up.

[01:23:30] It's hard to get near her. That's a problem. Well, the people that do show up are arrested. Taylor, you actually are a proponent of that. And so am I. So am I. I'm agreeing with you,

[01:23:42] but don't say don't respond until he does something death. I don't want desperation. Okay. She's young. Not all of these pieces of advice are going to be winners. Dolly's though, are all winners.

[01:24:01] This is how she met her husband, Carl, Carl Dean in an interview with the Guardian. I was walking down the street to the laundromat. He stopped me and he said, Hey, you're going to get sunburned

[01:24:14] in there. Well, he had to say something. Even she's like, what does that even mean? Son? Oh no, I'm sorry. He said, Hey, you're going to get sunburned out here. Well, he had to say something. It's not. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't seem like a man of many words.

[01:24:32] Carl doesn't seem like a talker just from what I've seen. It's like my brother-in-law, Matt. Carl's very handsome. Yeah. You look at the pictures of when they got married or when they're

[01:24:42] young, he was a smoking hot and he's really tall. Like he's well, she's short, but I, he, yeah, she's only like five foot one. So maybe he's probably normal height. Like to me, he looks

[01:24:54] six, seven, but I'm sure he's probably like five, 10. What are you doing this week? This week? I am going to a bat mitzvah. Uh, yep. And, uh, I, what am I, what I'm wearing is a big question.

[01:25:12] And it's for my friend, uh, and, uh, uh, doing some podcasts that I had to cancel making up those. So that's good. Like in real time. And, um, yeah, I don't know. And you know, I call Lewis

[01:25:27] and my friend Dorf for advice when I don't know these things about like, I've never been to a bat mitzvah. Um, and they're idiots. I'm like, what am I supposed to wear? And Lou goes, you know,

[01:25:41] like, you know, the thing, what, what does that even mean? Well, I mean, you know, like a thing like, like, uh, I go, here's what I know. Confirmations. All you do is show up in

[01:25:52] someone's backyard with an envelope of 50 or a hundred dollars for the child, depending on how much extra money you might have. We don't care if you go to the church, that's not necessary. Just show up. You know, it's some Tom's confirmation show up in the backyard, free

[01:26:05] drinks, tons of food, but this is at a nice place and all that. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go through my closet today. Try to figure out something that looks like, you know,

[01:26:15] the thing. And I can't trust Dorf. He'd show up in a golf pullover and think it was fine. Well, I mean, it's, you know, look where it's from. Yeah. And Hoka's and some weird, um, man's

[01:26:27] pants from, uh, Athleta. I know what's the one that makes the guy, I keep telling Lou to go get some of the Lululemon golf pants. Yeah. Dorf is of no help. And they're my only leads on this.

[01:26:39] So I don't know. I am going to Missouri for father's day so that, um, um, we're going to go have some fun and then, um, go meet with the guy who's helping on the Ozark house and yep. And,

[01:26:54] uh, see my nieces and nephews and see my mom. Yeah. It'll be super fun. She's fired up. I'm going to make her go play nine holes, whether she wants to or not. She said, she said, well,

[01:27:03] you would you practice if you were me? My hip hurts. I go, well, no, mom, I wouldn't do anything if my hip hurt, but maybe you, if it's arthritis, I don't know enough about arthritis, but maybe you

[01:27:12] need to move your hip. Yeah. I mean, she's a mover goer anyway. You know, she's in shape. She's in very good shape, but she's 83. We could probably get a doctor to weigh in on that. Well, a doctor

[01:27:24] we're not, I'm not driving a Columbia Kathleen. Yeah. She'll, I have an ulcer. I go, well, why don't we do something about that? No, they say there's nothing you can do. I'll just sit here.

[01:27:35] Oh, in pain. This is fun. Let's just sit here in pain, mom. Let's know how, why don't we get an endoscopy? Nah. Yeah. Fuck it. Let's go to the willows on fried chicken night. Yep. Tuesday's

[01:27:50] fried chicken night, mom. Are you in for that? She's in for that because she doesn't eat really dinner, but then she'll take it all home and then it's lunch for three days. Yeah. I don't know.

[01:28:01] I don't want to like, I get it. The older you get, you just don't feel like doing all that shit. You don't feel like it. But when something goes on for a while, like a while, by the way, I forgot to

[01:28:11] say thank you to, um, Bob and Clark for my Stevie Nicks and your Tay Tay mug. All right. I have talked too long. I've gone way too long. Um, I know. So that's it. Happy Wednesday.