Episode 178: Closing Star Wars, An Attempt to Steal Graceland, & Mount Everest’s Ridiculous Sushi Spa

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigans Pubcast. You grab

[00:00:12] yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:17] Here's Stevie. It was her birthday. Welcome. She's 76 years old. Isn't that

[00:00:36] crazy? And still out there just killing it on the road. I went saw her in

[00:00:39] Nashville. Perfect. It's always perfect. Their stories are a little long but you

[00:00:46] know what because I've already heard them so they seem but the crowd likes

[00:00:49] them and she she seems to like telling them a lot so but she sings every song

[00:00:54] you ever wanted to hear you cannot complain you will and it's all in two

[00:00:58] hours yeah no offense to the Taytay fans but I don't really need three hours

[00:01:05] four no no no no no no no you know who agreed with me Billy Eilish little sad

[00:01:14] Billy Eilish she said the three out of the four hours was ridiculous she'll

[00:01:18] never be doing that that the fans don't want it but that's not true though

[00:01:20] because Taytay is selling out matter of fact she was in Portugal Lewis is over

[00:01:25] in Europe and doing shows Lewis had a night off in London and as most of you

[00:01:33] know I do not like musicals and I do not like the theater occasionally I will go

[00:01:39] see a play like I've said before I've talked about it I saw one cuz Feli to

[00:01:42] Sally Field was in it I'm gonna go see one cuz Jessica Lane's in it but my

[00:01:47] all-time boyfriend is Brian Cox succession guy case you don't know

[00:01:52] Scottish guy fuck off he was in a play in London and Lou elected to go to a

[00:01:57] different play what and he hated it but the one Brian was in is the Eugene O'Neill

[00:02:04] something something it's like three hours long I said who cares I would have

[00:02:07] stayed for an hour and a half I get tired I saw Brian Cox for an hour and a half I

[00:02:11] can't believe he did that but he did but anyway we'll get all that but Stevie's

[00:02:17] just saying welcome home from Ireland in honor of Ireland so I love Guinness

[00:02:22] over there more than anything in the world I had a million of them but one day

[00:02:26] like golf and I don't really want to Guinness and I'm like what's your lightest

[00:02:29] beer and they have this beer called Rock Shore light and it's absolutely

[00:02:32] delicious um I didn't check where the brewery was oh oh it's st. James Gate so

[00:02:38] Guinness makes it yeah oh wow Rock Shore light well if you ever though over there

[00:02:43] in Ireland probably England too looking for a lighter beer Rock Shores your go

[00:02:48] to and we're gonna be tasting some Irish Tato's Tato's is their big chips like

[00:02:54] lays but they really spring it out here they're going with Tato Rancheros you

[00:03:00] know I'm gonna bet before I eat this they should stick with the salt and

[00:03:03] vinegar I'm just saying this is bacon flavor and there's a cowboy on it I don't

[00:03:10] know no this is terrible oh man no no they don't know how to do Texas no no no

[00:03:24] take that off the list take that off the list and then what are we eating before

[00:03:30] we get to everything that's been going on well I told you about the Dolly Donuts

[00:03:34] and I have procured the Dolly Donuts you can get them at Krispy Kreme or you can

[00:03:38] get them in your local soup some supermarkets this is my jaws plate my

[00:03:42] tasting plate it was sent to me by my Texas contingent of I don't know that I

[00:03:50] shouldn't say Texas I don't know that Bree and Jay yeah that's who sent anyway

[00:03:54] so you get six flavors now warning the box is beautiful 12 bucks so for six

[00:04:00] donuts that's $2 a donut now extra warning I am never a fan of a fancy

[00:04:07] donut I'm an old-school where the place just says donuts and I go yes and I go

[00:04:12] in there and I get a chocolate Long John and a glaze of my mom's wants a bear

[00:04:16] claw that's what happens and I know what all the kids want she loves a bear claw

[00:04:20] these are fancy they kind of look like voodoo donuts which one all right I'm

[00:04:27] gonna taste a banana cream pie one first okay or is that what it's called

[00:04:31] hold on I gotta get this straight it's really heavy which means these are thick

[00:04:35] ass doughnuts banana pudding pie oh it does have cream in it Wow

[00:04:40] I'm gonna stab myself with that toothpick mm-hmm no too sweet for me

[00:04:54] if you're a sweet person maybe um chocolate cream pie oh my god what is

[00:05:03] she thinking people that like sweets will love it

[00:05:06] mmm that one's better yeah yeah it's too fancy they're jazzing up a donut and

[00:05:18] like I think dollies people are probably less fancy this one is the dolly dazzle

[00:05:25] dazzler when it comes with a butterfly oh no no no no no it's not

[00:05:35] I don't know what the I don't know that strawberry in some made-up world no

[00:05:43] Krispy Kreme I would go in and get a hot glaze and be out of there I saw it I

[00:05:49] know it's thick I don't want it I don't want it no yeah shit all of my hands

[00:05:56] yeah don't you don't need that fancy up a donut like voodoo donuts I get it if

[00:06:02] you're going to a party or something you go by four and you cut them all up

[00:06:05] everybody takes a bite I get it but well these you could do the same thing I guess

[00:06:10] party donuts but that is not what I bring to a party donuts and I don't

[00:06:17] expect donuts at a party I think it would be weird but maybe not bad weird

[00:06:22] just weird all right I'm not a sweet person though so I'm probably not the

[00:06:31] best and by the way in Dolly News Jolene got named by Rolling Stone as the

[00:06:35] number one country song of all time so as it as it should yeah yeah trying to

[00:06:41] think if there's anything I don't know I might have give it in to Kris Kristofferson

[00:06:44] he's tough loving her today walk the line came in top five I walked the line

[00:06:50] mmm in preparing to see Jessica Lang I rewatched the Patsy Cline movie it's

[00:07:02] great Ed Harris plays her boyfriend Charlie there's John Goodman's in it as

[00:07:07] like a fat guy at the barbecue I'm like oh my god he looks 35 it's old I mean I

[00:07:12] think it's from the 80s or 90s I don't know so the sound is super whacked we'll

[00:07:18] put it in the show it's if you ever want to see the Patsy Cline and there's a

[00:07:20] Patsy Cline Museum in Nashville now above the Johnny Cash Museum and I have

[00:07:23] not yet been and I want to go my friend Dax is coming maybe he'll want to go

[00:07:27] with me he's a musician though it might be like asking me to go a comedy museum

[00:07:32] where he just would be I'd be like fuck no I ain't gonna but but Patsy was

[00:07:37] pretty much all I did so and it only that's a great thing about the museums

[00:07:40] in Nashville there's a Glen Campbell one too and it will take you nothing but a

[00:07:44] half hour the Johnny Cash one you could stay in for hours if you want there's

[00:07:47] all kinds of videos to watch if you want or you can breeze right through it

[00:07:52] and they're all right down on Broadway all right so that's our eating and

[00:07:56] drinking that is done oh dolly I'm disappointed oh well it's gonna take me

[00:08:02] another 10 minutes to get that that pink one really got me yeah it did dazzle my

[00:08:08] eyes are actually watery god damn it's like if I just shoved an entire cotton

[00:08:14] candy the whole thing right in your face you gotta work yeah I'll stick with

[00:08:21] dollies cooking yeah and I did get one of those flat iron lodge cast iron things

[00:08:28] and that I will bring it up next week what is worth every penny yep and then

[00:08:34] I'm gonna have my friend Avi come over and build something on the kitchen thing

[00:08:37] so I can hang it like a rich person and go see but it's so heavy he'll probably

[00:08:42] tell me it's gonna pull the floor down yeah probably so cheers from Ireland it

[00:08:48] was a great time Oh Kilkenny that's where my people are from and they have the

[00:08:56] best castle ever a lot of golf a lot of fun people although we did get paired up

[00:09:04] with a couple I won't even say what state they're from and I won't say their

[00:09:09] names but she was so bad yeah like and I don't care if you're bad just scoot

[00:09:14] along and she was a hoppity little rabbit she I mean she would get a 10 on

[00:09:20] a par 3 she wasn't the problem the husband who is actually pretty good

[00:09:24] would spend about 17 hours looking for a ball and these young caddies who are 20

[00:09:29] years old they're not gonna tell 68 year old Bob from Oregon that he paid

[00:09:34] you know 300 bucks to golf they're not gonna say you can't look for your

[00:09:36] goddamn ball no they need to have older people they do have a lot of older

[00:09:40] caddies one guy at Tralee is 83 Moss yeah mossy was sitting there smoking a

[00:09:45] cig just fired up fired up a dart and his teeth are totally just you smoke your

[00:09:52] teeth whatever he was friendliest man ever and I was like oh does he work here

[00:09:56] and the young guy goes he does he's a caddy I said oh my I go what did they

[00:10:02] send him out with other old people anyone that's friendly you're lucky you'd

[00:10:05] have gotten him had I talked to you longer I said does he is he a good

[00:10:11] caddy yeah I mean if you're just an average weekend golfer like myself it

[00:10:15] doesn't matter if the caddies good or bad you just want to be fun and tell you

[00:10:18] where to hit it yeah like don't go that way or whatever but in an Ireland you

[00:10:23] have to walk so you really do need him to tell you because there's so many hills

[00:10:27] you don't know where you're going well he said he goes he's the most feel-good

[00:10:32] caddy you're ever gonna encounter he said no matter where you hit the ball

[00:10:35] he'd be right on the right direction we're heading towards a hole it just

[00:10:39] makes you feel great about even if you miss or whatever he said we like to call

[00:10:43] him a feel-good master he's 83 he's live grew up in Jolie has never left and

[00:10:48] what a wonderful place to say yeah I told those Irish kids you think there's a

[00:10:53] reason to leave but there's not where are you going where do you think you're

[00:10:56] going in this world I have been all over it and then one of them's like I'd like

[00:11:01] to see the Great Wall of China okay well I can't really argue that I guess if

[00:11:05] you're willing to do that go that far but I mean look look at the walls right

[00:11:11] here they're so stone and they're old there's no reason to never leave

[00:11:17] Killarney's always fun as a tourist because people are from all over the

[00:11:21] place and every single one of them because I kept canceling because of my

[00:11:25] dad for two years two trips in a row I would email him and say look you know my

[00:11:30] dad's sick can I move it can you just hold it and they would hold it every

[00:11:33] single one of them when I checked in asked how my dad was yeah you just don't

[00:11:39] see no and then you're like wow and then you have to go well he's dead so it's

[00:11:47] kind of a buzzkill for them I'm like yeah but you know what we gave it a good

[00:11:51] run like yeah they make it less weird and then they all have a story right you

[00:11:58] know we're dealing with my aunt right now it's been a terrible time you know

[00:12:03] what it was time to get her out of the small town get her up to the city to get

[00:12:06] some help these people over 80 are so stubborn look at him look at mossy out

[00:12:12] there sitting on the rock hey let's not dog mouth it mossy he's fine he's fine

[00:12:21] it is a global issue that's why I'm gonna keep doing those jokes in my act

[00:12:24] because I was not the only one going and I still get a lot of cards from you

[00:12:29] guys and I do read them all there's too many to keep to read on the thing but I

[00:12:32] like them all and I read them all and then I went to Waterville which I find

[00:12:38] to be wonderful there's a new set of douchebags in the world though yep just

[00:12:44] when you think we're low on douchebags no we're not I won't say the name of the

[00:12:48] course no reason but there there's now these master of the universe guys

[00:12:54] helicoptering around Ireland from fancy course to fancy course I've saw eight at

[00:13:01] Waterville what truly I saw eight eight helicopters so that's two foursomes and

[00:13:06] they just hopscotch and then I think did you you guys didn't see that Kobe Bryant

[00:13:12] thing yeah I mean are you willing to die over golf the winds there's two 35

[00:13:19] mile an hour winds and you're gonna get in a helicopter for golf I mean yes if

[00:13:24] both of my legs were broken and they said they're gonna fall off if we don't

[00:13:27] get to Dublin well yeah then I guess put me in a helicopter but yeah they're just

[00:13:32] super rich and they but they are also then you're not seeing Ireland cuz

[00:13:36] you're just I mean not town by town I don't know I just and then you think do

[00:13:42] it I wouldn't do I want to I think they do it to tell other people they did it

[00:13:47] yeah because the drives aren't that far anywhere in Ireland's two hours at the

[00:13:52] most at the very very most one of those golf courses to the next I did it was an

[00:13:57] hour and a half like who cares get up early um but it's the new thing I had

[00:14:05] Irish breakfast every day it's delicious I don't know why it's better

[00:14:07] way better than our breakfast but it is and then I went to dingled and Fungie

[00:14:11] has his little statue there if you I've talked about other podcasts as a dolphin

[00:14:15] I won't go into it all but um he's not back so I think he's dead yeah I think

[00:14:22] or he left during COVID because there was no food maybe he left but but I did

[00:14:28] yeah he could be a Spanish dolphin there's plenty of food down there he

[00:14:33] can't be Spanish he speaks Irish he's full on Gaelic speaking anyway let's get

[00:14:41] to it here's the upcoming show so then we'll get into this uh June 8th West

[00:14:46] Hampton June 16th Charlestown West Virginia that's casino gig June 29th

[00:14:51] Portland Maine June 19 and 20 board got June 26 San Antonio I can't wait I love

[00:15:02] going to the Alamo I go every single time I know I talk about it too much I

[00:15:06] know I'm just telling you it's such a wonderful experience in every single

[00:15:10] time they upgrade it they have better movies like you can see and you're in

[00:15:14] the Alamo like what well because first they started with shitty ones it looked

[00:15:20] like I was in grade school in the Brown Shoe Company presented them and there's

[00:15:23] like white guys playing Mexicans that's not good so we upgraded and we took the

[00:15:28] mustache off my friend white Chuck and we got a real guy we got Miguel and then

[00:15:33] now they went to color movies and now it's all interactive and it's just and

[00:15:38] then you're walking through the whole actual Alamo and you can actually picture

[00:15:41] holy shit we're trapped in our own fort anyway that's enough July 27 Austin

[00:15:51] Texas love it August 2nd Marietta Georgia I've never been I mean Marietta

[00:15:55] Ohio not Georgia so we'll give it a chance August 3rd Cincinnati Ohio

[00:16:00] August 10th Niagara Falls Ontario I can't wait August 24th Hampton Beach at

[00:16:05] the one of the greatest gigs ever August 30th and 31st the Venetian I ate the

[00:16:10] Mirage sadly bye-bye Mirage and then they closed before they told everyone

[00:16:18] they were gonna close like all the employees but they do get severance I

[00:16:20] talked to some of my friends they get severance yep a lot of its Union that's

[00:16:23] good they get paid because they were not really told the truth which is kind

[00:16:27] of bullshit yeah September 6 Terrytown New York and September 7th Wilmington

[00:16:33] Delaware and then there's a ton more booked but they're not for sale so I

[00:16:38] can't say that are they already on sale the fall oh well then I won't then I'll

[00:16:44] do the fall next week no I just forget when they're on sale and you get more

[00:16:50] trouble if you say they're on sale and they're not than you do if you don't say

[00:16:53] they're on sale you know what I'm saying please go to Kathleen Madigan

[00:16:56] calm and thank you for supporting this situation thank you that sound like a

[00:17:00] bandit that's fall tickets are on sale right I already did the video what

[00:17:06] happened to me I should have remembered that it's been a lot of bad spring yeah

[00:17:11] it was a bad spring my vacation was good we're turning the ship around

[00:17:14] everything's gonna be great let's see Stevie's birthday Stevie's out on the

[00:17:21] road if you'd like to go see Stevie that's all I got on Stevie I don't have

[00:17:24] any other news on Stevie Dolly we did her donuts of the song Taytay proud of

[00:17:30] her I'm proud of her here's why well apparently her concert in Lisbon didn't

[00:17:37] go so well and they couldn't get people in there quick enough it was an hour and

[00:17:40] a half wait and it was security no the Americans were upset because just to

[00:17:46] when you think we can't sound any more assholey internationally God the next

[00:17:52] time I go to Ireland I'm only gonna speak with a southern accent because

[00:17:56] they like southerners except they all go the ones from Texas are peculiar that's

[00:18:02] that that's their bad way of saying they don't they're not totally in love I said

[00:18:07] well they're just a little louder because it takes so long to get out of

[00:18:10] Texas when they get out there like whoo it's one of my old jokes yeah it's true

[00:18:17] though you can cross time zones in Texas and you're still in fucking Texas I know

[00:18:21] Texans the Texans just love like there were a bunch of guys in front of it that

[00:18:26] were from Texas I mean longhorns on the bag longhorn it Texas comes at you hard

[00:18:31] you don't see any Mizzou shit on my bag no not that I wouldn't support

[00:18:36] University of Missouri well I went there but you know it's just not

[00:18:40] something we would think of it's like Alabama fan football fan like that's

[00:18:44] what they think of but anyway so the concert in Lisbon didn't go so good and

[00:18:50] I told Lewis he moved on to Lisbon and I'm like I don't know why you're not

[00:18:54] going to see Tay Tay Lewis it's the perfect opportunity and it's can you

[00:18:59] Lewis at the Taylor Swift oh my god he would last I think he would be amazed at

[00:19:07] the production value and he would be awed by that but I think my over-under

[00:19:12] on Lewis at a Taylor Swift concert 32 minutes yeah I'm like what era are we in

[00:19:21] how many eras are there Jesus Christ what is the only see Stevie

[00:19:26] how you're doing every goddamn album you pick the one hit or the two hits

[00:19:29] off every album and boom you got an hour to have time I will say for the Tay

[00:19:36] Tay fans oh they spend all that money you certainly get your money's worth

[00:19:39] people might be upset and Bruce Springsteen was in Ireland when I was he

[00:19:43] was in Kilkenny the tiny town where my family is from I can't even believe he

[00:19:47] went to these tiny towns and then he had to cancel his European dates because his

[00:19:51] voice or something with his voice and he's my little friend Dorf's favorite I

[00:19:55] said your king has fallen my queen moves on 76 she's older than your king who's

[00:20:01] I think 72 Stevie has three days off in between gigs so I don't know what she

[00:20:08] does or where she goes but somewhere with that tiny dog Congress just basically

[00:20:14] made it impossible to try track Taylor's jet I'm very proud of her and all the

[00:20:20] others because I don't think that's right and I am NOT a so I don't know any

[00:20:24] celebrities I am NOT so that pro celebrity but there's you know go watch

[00:20:31] baby right in there go watch baby reindeer and tell me stalkers aren't a

[00:20:35] goddamn problem and then you're gonna have some kid in Florida and I get why

[00:20:39] he did it he's like oh I figured out how to track her jet and he put it on

[00:20:42] Twitter and then everybody knows I just don't think it's safe I don't think it's

[00:20:46] nice to those people I mean no anyway celebrities have long complained it's

[00:20:53] just way too easy for random people on the internet to monitor how much fuel

[00:20:56] they exhaust I feel exhaust they waste Harry and Meghan how much did that ride

[00:21:07] in New York at least when Taytay lands she's bringing joy

[00:21:18] the government legislators legislators have heard these complaints and unlike

[00:21:23] the red and unlike when the rest of us whine about stuff they're actually doing

[00:21:26] something an amendment the FAA administration reauthorization bill was

[00:21:31] passed last week that would allow private aircraft owners to anonymize I

[00:21:35] didn't know that was a word their registration information and Joe Biden

[00:21:42] signed the bill into law on May 16th after it passed the Senate 88 to 4 4

[00:21:46] people were against that four people in the Senate were like oh I want to know

[00:21:50] where Taylor is fuck you it is my right as a citizen and the house passed it

[00:21:56] 387 to 26 26 people in the house were like nope anti-privacy for people that

[00:22:04] are being stalked by lunatics and I would I would have just kept saying in the

[00:22:09] Senate hearing to those four people baby right there and then I would have just

[00:22:13] and they if they hadn't seen it they wouldn't even know what I was talking

[00:22:15] about which would make me look crazy okay so here's the last hey Taytay thing

[00:22:24] last day Taytay thing she surprised the US water polo team with tickets to see

[00:22:29] the Aris tour cuz the lady emailed and asked the coach yeah she's the

[00:22:35] operational manager whatever that means and she said I don't know how I'm gonna

[00:22:38] top this and she reached out to Taylor's team earlier this year hoping to

[00:22:41] surprise her athletes with and you know what if I was like on the ping-pong team

[00:22:44] I'd be like fucking you didn't ask what what the table tennis whatever they

[00:22:51] want to call it I'm a ping-ponger what if I'm on the trampoline squad what if

[00:22:56] I'm um rhythmic gymnastics this late this lady

[00:23:01] Ali thought to ask and Taylor did it yep all of them got to go 23 of them there

[00:23:09] was an audible squeak that came out on the plane yeah she was boarding when

[00:23:15] she got an email that said okay the girls just lost it what are we gonna

[00:23:19] wear we were squealing down the hallway they were going for you gotta go first

[00:23:25] for some I don't know it's not the Olympics yet they were going for like I

[00:23:30] don't know you figure out where you go or they're Ralph Lauren outfit fitting I

[00:23:36] don't know update it's been so long since we've heard from Anna Delvey it's

[00:23:43] been quite some time well she's back she's back she uses her she used her

[00:23:49] court appearance to put on a fashion show promoting one of her clients I'm

[00:23:53] serious this is why if I'm the immigration judge I'm like no jackass

[00:24:01] although you do represent America use any opportunity you can to market yourself to

[00:24:06] brand yourself to do whatever convicted con woman Anna saw can really Delvey use

[00:24:12] her latest court appearance in New York to promote her client fashion showing

[00:24:16] off a custom outfit complete with her ankle monitor I'm speaking this way in

[00:24:21] case you did watch the show really because she has a bizarre accent yeah

[00:24:25] that's totally she's German but it's all convoluted and it really just comes out

[00:24:30] like kind of what I'm doing the so-called fake errors also known as

[00:24:35] arrived at the immigration court Thursday we were an ensemble designed by

[00:24:39] show SH a New York a brand represented by sorkins fashion PR consultancy outlaw

[00:24:46] agency why would you do that if I mean yeah the outfits fine I didn't hate it I

[00:24:57] wouldn't wear it but it's fine but what I really like to know is what the I want

[00:25:06] to know if she got granted Sorkin's attorney John Sedgwick told Fox Business

[00:25:13] News in an email that the Board of Immigration Appeals has granted his

[00:25:15] client appeal of her release conditions last month and sent the case back to the

[00:25:21] immigration court for further proceedings he said she was in court

[00:25:24] Thursday for a status conference to discuss the board's decision and

[00:25:27] reschedule a review of her release conditions so we still don't know right

[00:25:32] I know it's just gonna have to stay in her apartment that's just the end of

[00:25:37] that update let's do this one though how many of you remember the riot on January

[00:25:46] 6th and who was the biggest fan of sedition panda this lady in case you

[00:25:52] missed it one of the rioters and I love pandas cuz they're so I don't know how

[00:25:58] they survive in the wild I follow about a hundred Instagram panda accounts

[00:26:02] they're constantly falling over they can't climb right they fall off trees I

[00:26:06] don't know how they've survived outside they're like indoor cats they shouldn't

[00:26:10] even be outside it's due to anyway this guy put a giant panda head on and his

[00:26:16] nickname became sedition panda he was convicted for attacking the cops at the

[00:26:22] cat and he looks like the guy with the horns I forgot what do we call him he

[00:26:30] had a famous name too it's not a warlock he was like with the big horns like a

[00:26:38] Viking but no werewolf I don't know whatever he looks like him without that

[00:26:45] if you take their costumes off this guy is a Florida man Florida Florida Florida

[00:26:53] who memorably wore the headpiece of a bear costume to the attack on US

[00:26:58] Capitol has been convicted in his role for the riots his real name is Jesse

[00:27:02] James Rumson 38 years old found guilty of civil disorder and assaulting

[00:27:08] resisting or impeding certain officers trespassing engaging in physical violence

[00:27:12] in a restricted building and parading in a Capitol building followed by a bench

[00:27:15] trial by US only wanted a bench trial that's not very smart in court well the

[00:27:26] judge was US District Judge Carl Nichols the Trump appointee and the US

[00:27:31] Attorney's Office announced in court Nichols the judge called rum visions

[00:27:35] versions of events absurd and patently incompatible with the objective evidence

[00:27:40] and testimony he claimed the panda panda man said he didn't know he was in

[00:27:45] a restricted area until it was too late they called him educated and knowledgeable

[00:27:50] and he knew exactly what he was doing this day despite the knowledge he chose

[00:27:53] to attack law enforcement on this day he hasn't been sentenced yet but he's found

[00:27:59] found guilty of everything the cute the shaman right that was the other guy

[00:28:05] right right right right right he got in the building early to him yeah I got in

[00:28:11] there early yeah well he took his headpiece off well that was stupid I

[00:28:18] don't understand what people are doing in costumes and then you're gonna rip them

[00:28:22] off keep the costume on if you're gonna go through the bullshit that panda head

[00:28:27] probably cost a grand he might have got hot yep yep yep yeah Wow he was ramming

[00:28:39] stuff with something he's pushing cops he assaulted one law officer he ran

[00:28:47] through the crowd towards the officer reaching out grabbing his face shield

[00:28:51] which forced the officers head and neck up backwards he's seen they got it all

[00:28:58] on video I mean dude you're the panda in the video if you're gonna wear the

[00:29:03] costume you're gonna get noticed keep it on I'm gonna do a TED talk on that

[00:29:08] I'm gonna do a TED talk on well enabling and then I'm gonna do one on the next

[00:29:16] time you're going to a riot like what you should do if you want to well how to

[00:29:23] get in it in on it you know if you want in on it wear a costume update update so

[00:29:33] we've been keeping track of these monkeys in Thailand right in the town

[00:29:36] and they tore down posters of themselves they were so angry I mean these things

[00:29:40] are do everyone knows my opinion if you listen to this that I fascinated well the

[00:29:46] Thai town Lop Buri they've launched an offensive against the simian raiders on

[00:29:55] Friday using trickery and rock ripe tropical fruit they're gonna try to

[00:30:00] check them I don't think you can I think you can trick one or two and then

[00:30:05] they're smart and then they go oh no I saw what happened to Charlie don't eat

[00:30:09] the fruit they'll end up with posters of what not to eat several high-profile

[00:30:15] cases of monkey human conflict recently convinced authorities in Lop Buri in

[00:30:19] central Thailand that they had to reduce the number of animals good luck I can't

[00:30:25] wait to hear the end if all goes well most will end up behind bars before

[00:30:29] starting a new life elsewhere the first stage of their plan was instituted Friday

[00:30:33] is debate the cages with the animals favorite food then wait for the hunger to

[00:30:36] get the better of their natural caution there was early success for the catchers

[00:30:40] on one Street when three of the macaws falling for the ruse ended up trapped

[00:30:45] because they had fancy says a taste of rambutan fruit the cages have been

[00:30:50] placed on the street earlier the week so the monkeys got used to them and found

[00:30:53] them less threatening there are thought to be around 2,500 monkeys running around

[00:30:57] the town the capture of the unlucky trio and other 30s trapped in other parts

[00:31:01] slightly 30 there's 2,500 what do we want to get to 30 is nothing nothing

[00:31:09] that's not gonna do it the effort will go on for five days this month and is

[00:31:13] likely to repeat it some of the monkeys will be left free to maintain their image

[00:31:17] as Thailand's monkey town yeah we can't do that but no one is expecting it to be

[00:31:22] easy with the monkeys intelligence if some of them go into the cage and are

[00:31:26] caught the others outside want to won't want to enter the cage to get the food

[00:31:30] because they've already learned what happened to their friends the roaming

[00:31:33] monkeys have been a simple of the town north of Bangkok as a major tourist draw

[00:31:36] they become increasingly aggressive however with several videos of them

[00:31:40] snatching food from residents and causing injury injuries being widely

[00:31:44] shared online that's the plan don't don't just don't I'm not gonna leave you

[00:31:50] hanging termites I'm gonna follow up good I got it on a Google search that's

[00:31:58] exactly what I have Florida man you know well I'll do it when I get to sports

[00:32:09] remind me to just talk about Kentucky and Cotty Scotty Scheffler for when I

[00:32:13] get I have a sport different sports Florida man finds priceless 500,000 year

[00:32:18] old mammoth tusks while diving a mile offshore all I've seen lately is shark

[00:32:23] videos in Florida and I go to Florida all the time and all my cousins go to

[00:32:26] Destin and everybody's in the panhandle and all the old guys that I golf with

[00:32:30] love orange beach Alabama there are massive I just I don't know I didn't

[00:32:34] used to think there were that many or maybe there's just more coming closer I

[00:32:38] don't know but anyway great what yeah a Florida man was fossil hunting off the

[00:32:48] beaches of Venice Florida instead which is just south of Sarasota where my mom

[00:32:54] and dad would go yeah I yeah just a hop see if it was right by where he lived he

[00:33:01] found a mammoth tusk I mean that's crazy in 25 25 feet of water fossil honey is

[00:33:06] extremely popular activity in this part of Florida and but almost exclusively

[00:33:11] with divers or beach goers looking for sharks teeth yes I have looked for

[00:33:14] shark teeth on Venice Beach I have not found any and the best spots aren't the

[00:33:18] ones you expect this guy was just out in the middle of nowhere a four-foot

[00:33:22] mascot on tusk was recently found while scuba diving off down it Venice Beach

[00:33:26] what an incredible find and glimpse into how much history our state is

[00:33:31] underwater blah blah blah it's five it's 10,000 years older what never mind

[00:33:40] scratch that um there you go so if you want to go diving to find your fossils

[00:33:45] get on down to Florida one more Japan researchers uncover lost Villa believed

[00:33:54] to belong to the first Roman Emperor who was named what there's a Roman

[00:34:04] Emperor thing on Netflix I watched during kovat that was just fantastic if

[00:34:08] you ever want to learn about the first ones that were the famous ones do they

[00:34:11] hit them they hit the rock stars yeah yeah they're the rocks are the

[00:34:16] cretin hero the crazies they go through all that according to accounts from

[00:34:21] antiquity Augustus passed away at his villa northeast of and then it's blank

[00:34:27] and a memorial was subsequently built there in memory of his accomplishments

[00:34:32] but the precise location of the village remained him other Villa remained a

[00:34:35] mystery researchers from University of Tokyo have uncovered a part of a

[00:34:39] structure that was used as a warehouse the wall of the building had dozens of

[00:34:44] ceramic containers arranged in a row additionally they discovered the ruins

[00:34:49] of what was probably a furnace and they used to heat the bath oh he had a heated

[00:34:55] bath and part of the wall had collapsed scattering ancient roof tiles along the

[00:34:59] floor so it's in a site that they're already excavating there was a furnace

[00:35:05] this guy's rich of course yeah maybe it is his there's a possibility that the

[00:35:10] building was the Emperor's Villa because it had a private bath which was installed

[00:35:13] in the residence of an influential only installed in influential figures they

[00:35:18] also say that the bath was used route the same time when Augustus died and

[00:35:22] appeared what appeared to be a large temple was later constructed on this

[00:35:25] site Wow we'll see yeah that's not confirmed it's a holy shit maybe found

[00:35:33] it moving on Star Wars people are gonna be so sad and so are the cracklebarrow

[00:35:43] people but first we're gonna talk about what would make my friend Kathy so

[00:35:48] happy Kathy loves her dogs more than anything on earth we're in two news

[00:35:54] sorry there's a brand new airline it's called bark what it's you could take

[00:36:03] your dog and let it sit next to you I would have called it I would have called

[00:36:07] it roof and you had to say it like that that's what I would have called you and

[00:36:11] I would have made everybody who answers the phone there go or the yorkie bark

[00:36:22] the Yorkie bark my parents so I pitch yes it's a brand new airline bark air a

[00:36:32] new airline that puts humans puts dogs before their human companions will take

[00:36:36] its first flight Thursday it's sold out maiden voyage this was this past

[00:36:40] Thursday went from New York to LA at four o'clock Eastern bark a pet company

[00:36:45] that found it was founded in 2011 sells dog food and other products announced a

[00:36:48] new aviation experience for canines in April it's the second air travel service

[00:36:53] to market itself as catering to pets before human passengers wrecking yeah I

[00:36:57] I do see some potential problems and what about what about meow what about the

[00:37:04] cats I could take baby cat but I can't let her out and she would love to sit on

[00:37:09] the seat next to me but I don't know if anybody involved in this has ever been

[00:37:17] to a dog park but this is what's still going on here wait till you hear what's

[00:37:21] allowed to it's the second air trip of a it's a UK based public charter operator

[00:37:27] canine jets that also lets passengers pets travel next to them in the

[00:37:32] aircraft cabin versus in crates in commercial aircraft cargo hold we're

[00:37:37] excited is it I don't need to hear their press release um it's not cheap

[00:37:42] either though and then here's all the reasons they say you know they're

[00:37:45] confined in duffel bags it does suck you know I mean I get it but I'm not sure

[00:37:49] this is the answer either bark will offer what it calls white ball service to its

[00:37:55] canine customers who even get to socialize with other dogs in what

[00:37:59] company the company calls a dog centric cabin configuration like first-class

[00:38:08] human passengers dogs on board will be offered treats noise cancelling earmuffs

[00:38:12] what fucking dog could it keep on earmuffs I mean I was kids we couldn't

[00:38:19] get even Easter bunny ears on the dogs and they'd be like no a beverage of

[00:38:25] their choice and other surprises initially the service will fly between

[00:38:29] New York and LA as well from New York to London more routes will be added soon

[00:38:35] they each will operate as a public charter service flying on spacious Gulf

[00:38:41] Stream g5 jets it does not own or operate any aircraft itself barker each

[00:38:46] dog ticket comes with a pass for a human families may also purchase additional

[00:38:51] pets children event under 18 are not allowed yeah there are no size or breed

[00:38:57] restrictions oh my god oh my god oh my god let the games begin I hope somebody

[00:39:07] videoed the whole flight yeah and you never know they all might behave it's

[00:39:11] like a day at the dog park some days everybody gets along and gives and then

[00:39:14] some days there's an incident yeah they don't the service doesn't come cheap

[00:39:19] six thousand bucks for one dog ticket and you're free as his human so it's

[00:39:26] three grand apiece but in New York to London ticket is eight grand so it's

[00:39:30] four grand apiece mm-hmm what if the dog has to go but I don't know I don't know

[00:39:37] battles I haven't I can only read what I'm told I don't know if they have to

[00:39:41] go to the bathroom and who's renting out their Gulf Stream and then is it you

[00:39:45] know is there a deposit wait what are you gonna do to my plane yeah I'll keep

[00:39:54] you updated to see if there's incidents I don't know maybe people who have it's

[00:39:59] a lot of money maybe here's something very disappointing for football fans

[00:40:08] this pisses me off to no end everyone who listens to this podcast knows

[00:40:14] how much disdain I have for Roger Goodell yeah I I can't I don't even

[00:40:20] have words for it he's such a fucking mobster well so now that if you don't

[00:40:26] follow football don't worry this is just more of an economic story so everybody's

[00:40:31] getting jacked around because they're gonna put some games on Netflix some on

[00:40:34] Amazon so there's Thursday night football there's Sunday night football

[00:40:37] there's Sunday Day football there's Monday night football Sunday ticket

[00:40:42] there's YouTube Sunday ticket direct TV I don't know if they're still doing it

[00:40:47] they cut it out it's only YouTube TV okay well you know my mom and dad would

[00:40:53] like to watch well he did you know old people so everybody that has parents that

[00:41:00] like football are now getting calls what channel is the game it's not on a

[00:41:03] channel right it's not it's on Amazon well what's our password I don't know I

[00:41:09] don't live in your house let me guess farm golf man I mean I don't know yeah

[00:41:17] Maggie 79 48 that's the dog I don't know you guys is their password book my

[00:41:25] parents password book looks like a seriously psychotic serial killer wrote

[00:41:32] I mean it's definitely bulletproof no one's gonna ever understand it or crack

[00:41:36] the code this is how much it's gonna cost let's say you wanted to watch all

[00:41:39] the football games which I am a fancy football player I like to watch all the

[00:41:44] games is you know Lewis always says well the red zones fine fine for you Lou yeah

[00:41:48] I'd like to see sometimes I want to see the whole Jaguars game I have one

[00:41:57] comedian friend who's a Jaguars fan I only know one yeah just one yeah she

[00:42:03] she represents well for just being one person um Netflix that so now Netflix is

[00:42:11] in on it okay right fuck if you wanted to watch every single game it would

[00:42:16] cost you one thousand six hundred and ten dollars yeah to watch all because

[00:42:21] you have to buy and pay for all of this crap that right the breakdown counts for

[00:42:27] cable TV or a YouTube TV subscription NFL Sunday ticket Amazon Prime Video

[00:42:32] peacock ESPN plus NFL plus and Netflix here's a bit I would just buy them all

[00:42:38] for my parents but I have a spendable money because I forgot to have children

[00:42:42] and three cats showed up and they're totes cheap and then you guys sent me

[00:42:46] free treats for a lot of greenies greenies greenies but yeah I mean there's

[00:42:52] a bunch of us that are paying for our parents stuff on all this stuff just to

[00:42:55] be nice and it makes it simpler that just put it on my thing like we don't

[00:42:59] need to start all that but to do this to old people I just think it's awful and

[00:43:05] this is all Rogers signed off on all this like so the over I don't know what

[00:43:12] age ESPN plus is 99 bucks peacock and NFL plus is 40 and 60 and Netflix a monthly

[00:43:24] membership is 7 you can work you can find workarounds such as free trials can

[00:43:29] you imagine signing up my mom at this point and going okay you have a free

[00:43:33] trial you can watch right it's just it's just terrible terrible and then it's

[00:43:38] other sporting news and that I'll shut up I Kentucky hold my beer I I always

[00:43:44] have a good time when I go to Kentucky but spending half the year in Nashville

[00:43:48] I see Kentucky news a lot by accident because the northern border of Tennessee

[00:43:52] board it's a border with Kentucky and usually the story is where I go wait

[00:43:58] what are from Kentucky not that Tennessee doesn't add its own in my

[00:44:03] home state Missouri adds whatever you want to add lots of that oh my god the

[00:44:08] Missouri guys oh my god I forgot this story shit and I didn't print it out I'm

[00:44:12] not I don't even need to print it up and I called it the day but the day it

[00:44:17] happened I went that's some Southern Missouri who we got a plan man and this

[00:44:23] is all bullshit so these guys got together in Southern Missouri and that

[00:44:27] we always kind of make a little bit more fun of the Southern Missouri people

[00:44:30] because in our st. Louis cidified minds were like might as well be Hong Kong

[00:44:35] compared to Southern Missouri and I'm in those arcs so I border on being one of

[00:44:42] them too but they were good they claimed that they had fordic formed a company I

[00:44:51] cannot wait to see the paperwork and that Lisa Marie Presley had borrowed

[00:44:59] took a loan of three million dollars out from their company and since she hadn't

[00:45:04] repaid it by the date that was on the thing which was last week they said

[00:45:09] this past Saturday they were gonna auction Graceland my friend Michael

[00:45:18] Somerville the community's like oh well cuz we've toured Graceland together our

[00:45:22] friend Dede who if you're working there she takes you and she's wonderful and I'm

[00:45:28] like Michael hold hold the horses I go I don't believe this I now I could also

[00:45:36] see Lisa Marie because she seemed to have some money problems and some

[00:45:39] organizational issues maybe she did need to borrow three million dollars but why

[00:45:43] would she go to this made-up company in Southern Missouri I said no hold hold

[00:45:51] hold the party nobody's fucking auctioning off Graceland but this is so

[00:45:57] like boss hog that it's like you know fucking let's let's sell Graceland like

[00:46:04] and someone else at the meeting went man that's a great like it's the one of the

[00:46:08] most iconic it's one of the most iconic places in America it's like saying

[00:46:11] you're gonna sell the White House why some presidents in there what are you

[00:46:14] talking about how about the Biltmore up in Asheville I heard that's fancy let's

[00:46:19] auction that off and see if Anderson Cooper says anything cuz he's one of

[00:46:23] them Vanderbilt people the ideas they come up with it's like the capture the

[00:46:29] governor in Michigan extra diner to Wisconsin it could be my favorite most

[00:46:34] favorite story of all time the level of idiocracy and the amount of people so

[00:46:39] then Riley Keough who is the daughter of Lisa Marie the granddaughter of Priscilla

[00:46:46] Presley says that yeah her phone rings some yeehaws in Missouri are auctioning

[00:46:51] off your house your house it's her house now it's Riley's house and they're gonna

[00:46:57] auction it off on Saturday so she gets these lawyers but also if I'm Riley you

[00:47:01] know she has an acting career going on she's serious she works hard do I need

[00:47:06] this shit for these hillbillies in Missouri no now I got a deal with it so

[00:47:10] she calls the lawyers and I said just wait till I would told Michael I said I

[00:47:15] don't believe just hold hold full hold Houston do not launch a rocket well so

[00:47:23] they're like these signatures are not Lisa Marie's nobody's they go to a

[00:47:28] judge and say this company is not even a company these are not hurt these are

[00:47:33] forgeries I think they probably like went online and went look we get her

[00:47:36] signature right there then we photocopied that and then we just drag it and we put

[00:47:42] it on our paperwork three million that's it that's all you want okay so

[00:47:49] the judge ordered an injunction to stop the sale that was step one he said

[00:47:54] nobody's goddamn auctioning off Graceland on Saturday so he stopped him

[00:47:59] well then about less than 24 hours later my little Southern Missourians they were

[00:48:07] like yeah we we withdrew all that there was some paperwork in consistency

[00:48:13] you did it and then he's you know there were a few states involved what what I

[00:48:19] want those I want I want a full hour show on these guys I want a two-hour show and

[00:48:25] I want Keith more my boyfriend Keith Morrison to do it I want it to be a

[00:48:31] date line and I want to know what the fuck you were thinking like auctioning

[00:48:38] Graceland um I mean there's so many other things you could have auctioned

[00:48:42] off and might have flown under the radar you could have said look there's a bunch

[00:48:46] of land in northern Arkansas and cuz I was when I drive through southern

[00:48:51] Missouri and northern I always think I wonder who owns all that like there

[00:48:54] doesn't seem to be any people here who actually owns it maybe maybe a lot of

[00:48:58] people don't even know why didn't you try to auction off a nondescript

[00:49:02] mountain just the land right no we're going right for the king we're going

[00:49:07] right for the king well I I am gonna stay on top of that for you

[00:49:13] because I also think they are going to be in trouble you can't do that yeah

[00:49:18] they should be a joke but also it's not just gonna be pay Riley's lawyers back

[00:49:22] they're gonna be in they forged documents they submitted them to the cops

[00:49:27] or whatever it's total fraud yeah yeah speaking of the South speaking of the

[00:49:35] South there's some very sad times going on at Cracker Barrel yeah and the CEO

[00:49:45] Cracker Bell has gone downhill now if you there's over 660 of them I think I

[00:49:51] read in the country if you've never been in one it's like an old-timey they have

[00:49:55] the rocking chairs out front Lewis actually bought one a UNC one his baby

[00:49:59] blue they're comfortable and they're like 150 bucks you figure if they last a

[00:50:05] couple years you got your money's worth but his little New York apartment you

[00:50:10] know you go out on his deck and there's a cracker but it does make me laugh

[00:50:13] though Eddie loves it um but anyway then you go in their gift shop and it's

[00:50:18] throwback toys throwback candy CDs they're still selling a lot of CDs it

[00:50:25] definitely is geared towards an older country crowd but those people got mad

[00:50:30] during kovat and sad during kovat and they did not come back now I still go

[00:50:34] and then they got a liquor license so that even get me in there more often

[00:50:37] they have beer and then sangria I'm like wow you guys just skipped white red and

[00:50:43] pink and went straight for something a little more complicated maybe they think

[00:50:48] it's exotic I don't know but I'm like I'll just have a Miller light we don't

[00:50:52] need to be bringing sangria from Cracker Barrel to this table the breakfast is

[00:50:56] still good except they have griddle toast and I don't like griddle toast I want

[00:51:00] real toast I went to another place here in Nashville they didn't have toast only

[00:51:04] I'm gonna start taking a toaster to every breakfast place I go and donating

[00:51:07] it and go this is a toaster I would like some toast today you can keep the

[00:51:11] toaster thank you Asheville me and Vic Henley had to go buy a toaster we walked

[00:51:17] down the street got a toaster and brought it back and they're all they're

[00:51:20] like the hippie children that are so high and the girl was like haha radical

[00:51:27] like no it's not radical we're adults who came for breakfast with eggs

[00:51:32] already want to toast and I had just walked by a junk store it was like a

[00:51:36] used second-hand store with I think it works it was $11 it's yours to keep

[00:51:41] Samantha so Cracker Barrel is now in a freefall they're having enough from

[00:51:48] because the CEO who is a young woman that I saw and I thought why would she

[00:51:53] say that I printed on I'll tell you about her but yeah um she admitted the

[00:52:01] biscuits and gravy chain is not as relevant as it used to be and failed to

[00:52:04] show investors a convincing plan to revamp its restaurants the 50 year old

[00:52:08] roadside eatery with its old country store and down-home menu of chicken

[00:52:11] fried steaks grits and yeah breakfast Lewis and I love it

[00:52:15] Lewis waits for it on the road he gets so excited when there's a Cracker Barrel

[00:52:19] coming up yep and then I put and then I told him about the app that'll alert you

[00:52:22] about your Cracker Barrel very excited um it's been steadily losing customers

[00:52:27] for the past decade this is how bad the food is the last time I went I ordered

[00:52:32] chicken pot pie because that's what it's supposed to be like your grandma's food

[00:52:36] it's like down-home cooking and the lady goes have you had our chicken pot

[00:52:41] pie and I said no she goes well we're getting a new one in a couple months I'd

[00:52:46] wait for that yeah but she just told me not to order what I ordered and then my

[00:52:52] Irish got up and I'm like no I want the chicken pot pie and then she brought it

[00:52:56] I'm like god damn it she was right why did I do that yeah all the food the

[00:53:01] except for breakfast so they got to fix it um they said the seniors fled during

[00:53:07] the pandemic they plan to spend as much as seven million seven million dollars to

[00:53:12] revamp this and here's what I'm going to tell you what they're gonna do so the

[00:53:15] stock is free-falling though um them and poor red lobsters so many things that

[00:53:19] are just a mess um this is what she's come up with mm-hmm

[00:53:25] seven million dollars they're gonna have brighter colors paint okay so far I'm at

[00:53:33] 300 bucks it lows paint per store 300 bucks per store we're nowhere near 700

[00:53:40] million they're gonna have new items on a simplified menu including green chili

[00:53:46] cornbread a lot of people like cornbread it's not my thing

[00:53:51] hash brown casserole Shepherd's pie do you know what you're doing to shepherd

[00:53:55] pie they do that in England we don't need to do that in Lebanon Tennessee do

[00:54:01] what you do as Lou says with food eat what they do Kathleen I got sick on

[00:54:05] Chinese food what time it oh my he goes why are you eating Chinese food no

[00:54:08] Mahada mall I said I don't know it sounded good

[00:54:11] kung fu panda or whatever it was called general so's chicken he was a fabulous

[00:54:16] and a wicked general and but I did take that he goes you're in Omaha you

[00:54:23] go get a goddamn steak I'm like they don't have steak at the mall Lou like I

[00:54:27] don't have any money years ago but I'm like okay I did remember that but so far

[00:54:33] oh they're gonna have a new logo that's not gonna help and new menus well her

[00:54:45] name is Julie Massino there are 660 location locations Julie looks I don't

[00:54:51] know 40s I printed out her info somewhere but I don't think I have it um

[00:54:56] yeah the brand she just said yeah we're a piece of shit I'm gonna try to fix it

[00:55:02] but you're not supposed to admit that put it in the schnotes how old is she

[00:55:12] 52 I figured mm-hmm she was a president of what international Taco Bell well

[00:55:25] that's a hashtag fail I've been internationally a million times and I've

[00:55:28] never seen a goddamn Taco Bell where does she claim they're successful

[00:55:40] Cracker Barrel stores have vast menus with items like chicken and dumplings

[00:55:44] which costs $11.49 it's also I feel like they raised the prices and the old

[00:55:48] people aren't getting the bang for their buck anymore and old people aren't

[00:55:51] gonna do that no they'll find somewhere else she's been CEO for one year well

[00:55:57] it's a bad bad bad year you do not go to the investors and going I don't know

[00:56:01] the whole things outdated I'll try what well you have to come in here with

[00:56:04] numbers and facts and things oh the Cracker Barrel are deliberately meant to

[00:56:12] reflect old-time country store that sells bits and bobs and simple comfort

[00:56:16] food well my bits and bobs no some they do have some fun Christmas stuff in there

[00:56:21] sometimes I must admit but then they do then they got mad cuz they painted

[00:56:26] customers got mad because they set out the red the rocking chairs in the

[00:56:31] rainbow flag for Pride Month and they got mad about that I think there were

[00:56:34] racial issues a while back black Jesus who's black Jesus they had a black

[00:56:40] Jesus well why not oh he was for sale well I would like that yeah why not I

[00:56:48] mean he wasn't as white as they paint him for sure no so loyalty app oh have

[00:56:59] you seen the age of the people coming in here my god they have the what's the

[00:57:03] they have the oldest that phone called the um no the one with the big numbers

[00:57:08] the giant numbers oh god I almost bought it for my dad no no no it's a cell phone

[00:57:15] they used to advertise it a lot of TV it has giant numbers I mean they're

[00:57:18] like the size of Simon that old game but my problem for my parents on the on

[00:57:23] phones isn't the they can see fine they can't hear the jitter jitter bug jitter

[00:57:29] bug these people have a jitter bug they're enormous I know but but like for

[00:57:35] my parents the problem is volume I need ones that are louder I don't know how

[00:57:39] you do that but yeah no louder so they can hear better louder on the other end

[00:57:45] Wow this is so it's so easy to fix you know half reality show called grandma's

[00:57:59] and you get a bunch of grandma's that come in and cook their favorite thing

[00:58:02] and whatever it is it's like the restaurant New York you buy that recipe

[00:58:06] from that lady and boom it's on the menu that there we go we don't well she's on

[00:58:11] the shillow to trouble that lady she's in a lot of trouble

[00:58:15] speaking of failing I know it's sad not sad for me though sad for some of my

[00:58:22] friends I have never seen any of the Star Wars and I know you're not supposed

[00:58:29] to say that out loud ever because then people go crazy and I think I've said

[00:58:34] that I say to them in response but I have seen jaws 58 times it's a little

[00:58:40] ball every time it's on TBS I don't care about the commercials anyway Disney

[00:58:44] World's Star Wars experience closed just after 18 months this traveler

[00:58:51] influencer reveals why now I think I did on this podcast do an article about when

[00:58:58] this opened yeah because like my Harry Potter friends when there's Harry Potter

[00:59:03] world they get super excited so if you're into Star Wars this would be your

[00:59:07] thing and so I thought we should tell people a youtuber recently released a

[00:59:11] four hour video four hours sharing her previous visit to the Walt Disney World's

[00:59:19] Resort Star Wars galactic star cruiser experience reeling revealing why she

[00:59:26] wasn't shocked that it was shut down just after 18 months yep they closed it

[00:59:30] in May of 2023 and the latter that's when it announced the closure then the

[00:59:34] last guest was served in September and despite its length the clip despite that

[00:59:40] it's four hours it's amassed 4 million views this youtuber kit um she shared

[00:59:48] that she spent more than $6,000 for her and another guest about $2 per person

[00:59:53] per minute she calculated to share one room on the galactic star cruiser her

[01:00:00] verdict the whole thing was out of this world overpriced and underwhelming

[01:00:04] leading to its early shutdown you should see this hat this lady has on her name

[01:00:08] is Jenny Nicholson and whoo Jenny loves Star Wars I can tell you that um if oh

[01:00:15] this is weird looking I used to watch Star Trek the next generation because I

[01:00:21] love John Luke Picard or Patrick what's his real name

[01:00:24] I'm the actor yeah the British guy yeah he's bald I can't think of his last name

[01:00:31] and if the value of something is what a people I'm willing to pay I can

[01:00:34] objectively say that the Disney company charged too much for this experience

[01:00:38] because time showed that the majority of people on this earth were not willing to

[01:00:42] pay it it was advertised as immersive customizable Star Wars experience where

[01:00:48] guests were encouraged to dress up and they were guided through a three day

[01:00:51] long franchise storyline complete with a full itinerary played through a special

[01:00:56] app just hearing all that I'm going straight to the bar yeah I can't even

[01:01:02] hear all that she complained about a dinner show with a bad view minigame she

[01:01:07] thought were boring and pointless and some of the actors did not engage with

[01:01:11] her attempts to roleplay do you know how many of those Disney workers are like I

[01:01:19] gotta get out of this fucking I did not know every customer is gonna want me to

[01:01:25] be in a play with them she noted that she had already had a hefty price that's

[01:01:30] gonna bother you what's his name Patrick just do Star Wars Patrick whatever she

[01:01:36] noted that the already yeah he's Star Trek not Star Wars but is that part I

[01:01:43] don't know they're not the same right Star Trek was the TV I remember the TV

[01:01:49] show when I was a kid Patrick Stewart yeah I wanted to say Swayze 83 holy shit

[01:01:56] well he looks wonderful no I remember Star Trek the show cuz it was too hard

[01:02:02] for me my brothers won't like they liked it they're very different I knew that it

[01:02:07] was just yeah it's it's the Rockshore light talking many galaxies she's very

[01:02:16] mad about it she said yep she also noted the hefty price they didn't cover the

[01:02:23] full experience as they had to shell out more cash for some peach features such

[01:02:27] as watching a Disney movie in the hotel room they're never gonna give you that

[01:02:31] for free well I'm doing that's might as well walk down yeah many junk fees at the

[01:02:39] end including blah blah blah blah taxes blah blah she's very four hours I'm

[01:02:47] gonna put it in the show notes if you're a Star Wars person you won't go see this

[01:02:51] lady I'm gonna watch it for a little bit

[01:02:57] four hours to YouTube yeah yeah yeah yeah do did you like the movie home alone I

[01:03:08] know I remember one time I fell asleep on a plane with headphones on and it

[01:03:15] was like home alone two or three it was the movie you didn't have a choice it

[01:03:19] was what was showing and this kid that was no I know this kid that was sitting

[01:03:25] next to me I'm sound asleep he pulled my headphones off like this and he goes

[01:03:28] ma'am you're missing it and I looked at him it is a nice little kid and I'm like

[01:03:34] I pretty much know what happened the title says it all the kid is left at

[01:03:39] home alone I didn't say it like that to the kid I said thank you the first time

[01:03:49] you had a choice on an airline well the home alone house is for sale in a

[01:03:54] Chicago suburb for the second time in just under six months a key piece of a

[01:03:58] home alone film franchise is on the market on Friday the iconic home alone

[01:04:02] house for the first film hit the market the Winnetka Illinois home carries a

[01:04:06] 5.25 million dollar price tag last December a Luxe townhouse featured in

[01:04:13] home alone 2 lost in New York went on sale for nearly 6.7 million the home is

[01:04:18] located on Manhattan's upper ritzy Upper West Side well why didn't I why

[01:04:23] didn't I make Louis buy this right and then when I go home was fully renovated

[01:04:29] in 2018 the owners kept the front of the stately brick crib exactly the way it

[01:04:33] was depicted in the 1990 film which starred Macaulay Culkin Catherine O'Hara

[01:04:37] so on and so forth so there you go you want it five million five point yeah

[01:04:44] two five I think you can get them down I really do yeah I do I think you can't

[01:04:51] Dave and Buster's speaking of restaurants Dave and Buster's for sports

[01:04:59] it's fine chicken sandwich is fine I do love the one video game crazy taxi I

[01:05:04] learned that one of my brothers-in-law's loved it crazy taxi it's fine it is fun

[01:05:10] you're the taxi driver and you choose who you pick up on these streets and

[01:05:15] then you get points for picking up people and it's your job it's just like

[01:05:20] but you can pick your driver and yeah it's it's fun but all in all what somebody

[01:05:26] says you want to go to Dave and Buster's unless they're sports on not

[01:05:29] really well here's what they've decided that's gonna lure some more people in I

[01:05:34] just I can't believe people in these meetings all go yeah I think it's out

[01:05:38] of fear one person says it and then let's say it's your shitty idea okay

[01:05:44] pals and we all go along with it nobody's gonna remember who went along

[01:05:47] they're just gonna remember it was yeah you can already bet real money on

[01:05:53] basketball baseball and football so why not skeeball hotshot basketball and

[01:05:57] dance dance revolution Dave and Buster's a popular resident in entertainment chain

[01:06:02] is getting into the betting business the company's looking to make extra

[01:06:04] extra revenue on the back of the explosion of online sports apps over the

[01:06:09] past five years but unlike DraftKings, FanDuel, Caesar's but Dave and Buster's

[01:06:12] wants to get involved in another kind of gambling not the six billion social

[01:06:17] betting sector the new partnership with gamification technology would let its

[01:06:23] five million Dave and Buster's loyalty members make small bets likely between

[01:06:28] five and ten dollars on arcade games throughout through the company's app

[01:06:33] yeah but hold on there's a guy at the end who says exactly what I was thinking

[01:06:37] if we're only talking about five or ten bucks why am I even downloading an app

[01:06:41] why am I using an app I would just say I'll bet you five bucks I'm gonna beat

[01:06:45] you cash only put the cash up on the basketball thing before we start they

[01:06:52] have 222 venues across the country and boasts nearly 50 million unique visitors

[01:06:56] a year some of the companies which also blah blah blah doesn't even matter

[01:07:01] friendly competition is really big way to fuel our economy whether you're

[01:07:04] playing golf on Sunday with your buddies or you're playing pickleball or video

[01:07:07] games or even cornhole at tailgate that word salad that's the CEO Dylan Robbins

[01:07:14] told CNN there's so many ways you compete with family and friends yeah I

[01:07:18] could just bet my mother my brother money and if he doesn't have it I go

[01:07:22] inside his house and steal something that's how we end that and go huh yeah

[01:07:27] some Dave and Buster's fans remain skeptical this lady I don't get it one

[01:07:32] user complained hey man bet you five bucks I can beat you at shooting hoops

[01:07:36] okay put it in that app so Dave and Buster's can have a cut exactly why use

[01:07:41] the app but he forgets to say that why why why why do I get points or something

[01:07:47] Dave and Buster points let's see yeah well then we're gonna do this because I'm

[01:08:00] getting into it we're gonna save these this one's this okay a lot of you guys

[01:08:07] know I'm completely obsessed with people that climb Mount Everest yes I worked

[01:08:14] out of college as a journalist at the Missouri Athletic Club I did their in-house

[01:08:19] magazine and I did all of it I wrote the stories I took the pictures I designed

[01:08:24] the layout all of it with one helper and a printer the three of us and I what

[01:08:31] I was so desperate for member it's a membership magazine so does is anybody

[01:08:35] done anything interesting please come to my office and tell me this and you get

[01:08:39] your picture so we monthly yeah so I had a month to get it all the other and

[01:08:45] oh I had to sell the ads too they forgot to tell me that when I took the gig I am

[01:08:49] not a salesman yeah and I'm like oh they said no what would you say I said

[01:08:54] okay I understand I mean I'm not if you're an adult and you tell me no I

[01:08:58] assume you mean that I do when I say it I mean I don't want to hear another

[01:09:01] speech about what I'll be anyway there was a member that climbed Mount Everest

[01:09:05] and he came to my office and said I climb on over and I was so happy

[01:09:09] because it gave me something to write about and he believed me he could talk

[01:09:12] about himself forever I'm like could you be like a 12 parter could you just

[01:09:17] stay in my office till I let you go well I'm obsessed with Mount Everest I'm

[01:09:21] obsessed with the people climbing it I'm obsessed with the crowds I'm obsessed

[01:09:25] with it's the only sport I'm aware of that when you get to the event field

[01:09:29] they go hey there's a lot of dead bodies just work around them right what would

[01:09:32] you do that if you got to a soccer field or a football field oh how come

[01:09:36] they haven't been removed it's too dangerous it's just like if all of a

[01:09:39] sudden Tigers came out of a football field and ate a few people and then you

[01:09:43] just left them there like I don't I don't I know people I've watched every

[01:09:47] documentary I've watched every movie ever I understand the reasons people

[01:09:51] give I just couldn't do it no well we got problems again every May it's too

[01:09:59] crowded and they won't put they will not the line best conditions for

[01:10:05] climbing is May and the least amount of avalanches that you according to them

[01:10:11] I don't know if any of that's true trust the bus two missing climbers are

[01:10:16] believed to be dead after a part of an icy Ridge collapse on Mount Everest

[01:10:19] during a lethal week in the world's tallest peak British climber Daniel

[01:10:23] Peters Peterson 39 and I'm sad to say this because I think the Sherpas this is

[01:10:27] all they do for a living they have no money they're treated like shit well

[01:10:32] anyway pause 10 G Sherpa 23 years old he's probably dead too he's unaccounted

[01:10:38] for yeah you know he's the guy carrying all the crap on a chunk of hardness no

[01:10:45] over claiming the edge overhanging the edge of a cliff suddenly came down

[01:10:49] Tuesday dragging the climbers down the side of the mountain the pair were part

[01:10:52] of a 15 person group that had reached the top they made it it was on their way

[01:10:56] down it's the Hillary step it's like the step before you're at the top top

[01:11:03] they were caught in a some man so then basically now we have an accident on the

[01:11:09] highway and the traffic is backed up so all these people are stuck at the top

[01:11:13] trying to come down but we can't till we figure out what happened to our two guys

[01:11:17] here so the line and I mean you're already freezing you've frozen and now

[01:11:24] you got to stop moving right I mean despite exhaustive search efforts we

[01:11:29] forgot to confirm that we were unable to recover them it's awful but oh well two

[01:11:42] other people died two Mongolian climbers I won't even attempt to say their names

[01:11:46] died in the death zone while descending on May 13th the increasing prevalence

[01:11:51] of deaths on Mount Everest has been blamed on overcrowding and climate

[01:11:54] change this shit's melting and then you've got the douchebags that are up

[01:12:01] there let me tell you what the douchebags are doing you want to hear

[01:12:04] what the douchebag yeah it's the helicopter people for two months

[01:12:08] starting in March thousands of ambitious voyeurs are set to travel more than

[01:12:11] 16,000 feet to above sea level to Everest two main campsites but this

[01:12:16] adventure of a lifetime dangerous difficult and deadly can also be very

[01:12:18] luxurious experience for those will it's turned into glamping at Coachella

[01:12:24] but I would be frozen at base camp I don't even want to go to base camp ever

[01:12:28] I don't ever want to be anywhere that cold and I don't want to be where I have

[01:12:32] to get out of a snowsuit to pee sorry I can't do it I don't like anything

[01:12:40] involved in that but anyway here's what the douchey's are doing there was an

[01:12:44] Everest guide company last year for that offered a masseur from Kathmandu who

[01:12:49] stayed the whole season you kicked so if your base camp you get a massage yep

[01:12:53] Alan Arnett a mountaineering coach who successfully climbed Everest in 2007

[01:12:58] told the Daily Beast if you're paying to $100,000 you can expect cappuccinos

[01:13:03] and sushi up there even a three-star chef we've lost our minds some of the

[01:13:09] most opulent adventures arrive at base camp with hired porters carrying their

[01:13:13] gear in tow they can't even carry their own shit to base camp this is when you

[01:13:17] gotta go no you can't these are the rules you got right yeah a slew of

[01:13:25] tents offer amenities rivaling five-star hotels there's a market for the high-end

[01:13:30] experience at base camp it's like an airplane experience is totally different

[01:13:33] and more the more you spend yeah a daily expedition organizers and former

[01:13:42] event climbers told the Daily Beast that the cost for the mountain trip ranges

[01:13:45] from 30 grand to over half a million dollars now I had read 50 grand I

[01:13:50] already heard it in one of the shows I watched that this guy was a postal worker

[01:13:53] somewhere out in the Northwest he saved up all of his money his whole life okay

[01:13:57] if this is what you want to do but that's what it cost at the time 50 I

[01:14:01] thought I never heard 30 this is oh well it excludes the air trip airfare to

[01:14:06] Asia and all that so the Sherpa out of 50 grand maybe five it's there um yeah

[01:14:19] I gotta get it your permit your permit too so the 50 would have been right

[01:14:22] that was just um on the Nepal side travelers are also set to walk 80 miles

[01:14:28] or a nine-day trek to base camp but while those who decide to go through China can

[01:14:36] drive to it if you have nothing at all the list for the price of gear blah blah

[01:14:40] blah blah if you're willing to pay the money you can they have hold on the most

[01:14:52] luxurious is 98 grand per person it's the nine Mount Everest north side rapid

[01:14:58] ascension expedition by the Alpenglow expeditions the 30 36 day trip is on the

[01:15:04] north side of Everest in Tibet where advanced explorers will enjoy small

[01:15:08] group sizes and on-call doctor nine bottles of oxygen because they keep

[01:15:13] limiting that because people leave the bottles up there it's become a trash

[01:15:17] site too and an imported Western an imported cook served as a Western train

[01:15:23] cook staff you'll have dining tents Wi-Fi cell service and a fully stocked

[01:15:30] kitchen Furton Bok Furton Bok adventures also offers aspires to give

[01:15:39] its customers a true glamping expedition experience at the modest price of 75

[01:15:43] grand each climber who has a two-room stand-up tent with a bed desk electricity

[01:15:47] Wi-Fi large lounge tents with a bar a bar oh you imagine I'm hungover wait I

[01:15:53] gotta do what say what what you're leaving without me if I do have any

[01:15:59] Advil how am I supposed to do this oh they had a sauna last year they had a

[01:16:05] sauna and infrared cabin powered with a clean fuel cell you can fly in and out

[01:16:11] of the base camp by a helicopter I would leave on day one what times a helicopter

[01:16:15] coming back but then I'd be terrified to get in that yeah oh so this one of the

[01:16:25] guys says anything that's less than 40 grand would raise a red red red flags

[01:16:30] why because I don't want yeah to pay you trying to scare me now right right

[01:16:37] 300 people have died attempting to reach a return last year 17 people lost got

[01:16:44] killed on the way back hope somebody caught your camera so your selfie was

[01:16:49] worth it yeah hope your phone made it right yeah terrible I say that as a

[01:16:59] drink out of my baby cat fire this year eight people have died yep the lines to

[01:17:10] even get across the crevasse thing the big the big ice crevasse thing and then

[01:17:15] you're gonna feel the pressure well I mean I don't know I am conscious of

[01:17:19] other people always when I'm in public so if I'm on that ladder they flip that

[01:17:23] steel that aluminum ladder down it looks like a little moon that I don't know

[01:17:27] what the fuck it really is but and then you have to I gotta get across the

[01:17:31] crevasse all I'd be thinking is I'm holding up this line right I am holding

[01:17:36] up the line people are cussing I can hear it this is and I'm terrified and then I

[01:17:40] would get frozen and then I mean like I couldn't move a lot of fear frozen and

[01:17:45] then that would really piss people off because I would lay down on that ladder

[01:17:49] and cry and then what then what Kathleen what have you done yep you've

[01:18:02] privately guided tour of Everest have we ruined everything I mean really yeah I

[01:18:08] didn't love seeing the helicopters in Ireland I'm happy for the Irish because

[01:18:11] it means more money for them but that's not what the point of it do they tip

[01:18:18] well I don't know about that well I waited tables and all that 12 years

[01:18:22] bars restaurants and I would rather have a regular middle class to upper middle

[01:18:27] class people than the super-rich because they just expect things they

[01:18:31] don't even have cash on them they don't have credit cards they have numbers I

[01:18:35] signed for things I don't not all of them but I'm just saying if I could pick

[01:18:41] tonight I'm gonna wait on tables I'll just take your middle to upper middle

[01:18:45] class soccer mom family people and hope for the best some of them have bed

[01:18:52] mattresses pillows propane heated showers oh well it's Coachella now yeah

[01:19:02] fizzy water they get fizzy water but here's the thing luxurious glamping

[01:19:10] might not last for long if the net the officials have anything to say about it

[01:19:14] in Nepal reported in March that the local fishers trying to limit the

[01:19:18] number of travelers and restricting luxury sites in order to protect the

[01:19:21] mountain they should yes but they need the money this is where the Global

[01:19:26] Council that I've created it doesn't exist in real life gives them money and

[01:19:32] says stop letting these lunatics kill themselves even though they're rich

[01:19:36] douchebags we shouldn't a Sherpa dies for each one right that's not okay I

[01:19:40] don't care if the rich lady no and he's probably dying doing something that you

[01:19:48] fucked up maybe not these two guys it sounds like the snow fell through but

[01:19:52] like Tom Brokaw a long time ago said he had a friend who was climbing Mount

[01:19:55] Everest he'd be in touch with Sandy every day well Sandy was some socialite

[01:19:58] and there's some Sherpa poor guy she had like ten Vogue magazines and she wanted

[01:20:03] to take pictures with them up on the fucking mountain so he's dragging that

[01:20:07] shit then she passed out she couldn't do it anymore she's five foot tall and

[01:20:11] then he's got to carry her rich ass down and then he's gonna end up getting

[01:20:15] hurt because of her not I think you should have to do test physical things

[01:20:21] okay Kathleen run up to base camp I fell over Kathleen you're not going I know I

[01:20:26] told you most people this guy said he met were not rich but had scrappy dreams

[01:20:39] and they'd saved up for a long time all the ones I've seen those were those

[01:20:42] people except for the Tom Brokaw group Sandy I'll never forget her she had a

[01:20:50] phone yeah back then when the phones were like this big and was like a World

[01:20:53] War two ditch phone you know the enemies are crossing the line hold fire

[01:20:58] hold fire she was talking to Tom Brokaw on the NBC nightly news from the top of

[01:21:03] Everest on her phone that that poor man had to drag up the mountain so she could

[01:21:07] be a fancy socialite and tell her friends at a country club it 10% of

[01:21:14] people that ever so just rich and doing it for bragging rights another 10% that

[01:21:18] don't have any idea what they're doing but everyone else works hard and spends

[01:21:22] a lot of time for the climbing experience well great then we just got a

[01:21:25] weed out Sandy and her friends yeah Sandy what's your country club number

[01:21:32] if you answer that quickly you're not going if you just went eight one four

[01:21:35] nine nope you're not going there's trash everywhere I'll save this one for next

[01:21:44] time plastic well those oxygen tanks are a problem and then there's human feces

[01:21:54] like there's just piles and piles and piles of human feces we're gonna I

[01:22:04] didn't finish my celebrity writer thing oh my god this is a are you shitting me

[01:22:09] so this is are you shit me I'm so excited so Johnny Morris who is the

[01:22:18] creator of Bass Pro Shop which is one of my favorite stores for fishing stuff

[01:22:25] and I don't hunt at all but mostly fishing and boats and just everything

[01:22:30] everything is everything is in there everything he is originally from

[01:22:36] Springfield Missouri started out with a tiny bait shop and he has become Johnny

[01:22:40] Morris right well Johnny Morris has done nothing but wonderful things for

[01:22:44] Springfield Missouri Branson Missouri he Tiger Woods the only Tiger Woods golf

[01:22:48] course in the United States of America boom it's right there in Branson

[01:22:52] Missouri right next to Branson not the Branson that you're thinking well it's

[01:22:55] the same Branson but Branson is kind of that country music thing kind of fell

[01:22:59] apart well anyway he built this giant outdoor amphitheater now it's not really

[01:23:05] close to anywhere like Springfield's a nice sized town but it's not like saying

[01:23:10] st. Louis or Kansas City it would take I don't even know from st. Louis how long

[01:23:13] to get there probably yeah put Thunder Ridge nature to Thunder Ridge nature

[01:23:24] arena he's a big conservation guy too he for okay I guess four so it's four from

[01:23:33] Kansas City or four from st. Louis well he built this thing and Morgan Wallen

[01:23:37] was there the country singer guy so all the tickets were sold out my sister went

[01:23:41] to go get to Z if there was any for the kids and it was too expensive the

[01:23:45] Rolling Stones just announced they're going I mean this is a thing that says

[01:23:50] if you build it they will come it's amazing that he has accomplished this in

[01:23:55] in where he has accomplished it like and his conservation things are wonderful

[01:24:02] and working like he's really into how many deer are out there how many need to

[01:24:07] be herded out how many should be not shot blah blah blah blah he's into all

[01:24:11] that yeah July 21st I I mean to say the Rolling Stones are in Branson it's

[01:24:19] laughable like it's truly like yeah they've hosted Dierks Bentley Hank

[01:24:26] Williams you I just think it's the people he wants to see I do always have

[01:24:31] an imagine dragons and pitbull it'll work pitbull sold out Kansas City I mean

[01:24:42] just what I think I don't know if we'd have enough pitbull fans in the area oh

[01:24:46] yeah we do so that was just a shocker my last celebrity writer things are Prince

[01:24:57] Prince wanted a house with five bedrooms he wasn't shy about asking for

[01:25:03] his demands backstage he when he worked in London he asked an organizer to build

[01:25:08] him a luxurious five-bedroom house near the o2 arena in London oh my god he

[01:25:13] wanted a house built that's kind of Trump that even Trump's

[01:25:17] Barbra Streisand he also wanted 192 bath towels I don't think I've used 192 in my

[01:25:26] life nope when they get weird hand towels yeah maybe no he was very serious

[01:25:35] about his cleanliness and hygiene he refused to reuse any towel this

[01:25:39] information seems obvious when you see princes but appearances in public

[01:25:42] everything was meticulous down to the last detail Mariah Carey now I have

[01:25:48] heard story from from hair and makeup people that she can be a pain in the

[01:25:55] arse but you also never know what day those people were out you don't know so

[01:25:59] I try not to spread a rumor unless I know it's true true unless I witnessed

[01:26:04] it or I get on a podcast and forget I'm on a podcast you know I heard the dog

[01:26:08] blue here's what Mariah Carey wants she requests an assistant to throw away her

[01:26:16] chewing gum well Mariah this stuff is in print okay there's a there's 200

[01:26:27] venues in the United States of America right now that have Kathleen Madigan's

[01:26:32] writer in a file on their computer and if I requested something crazy they

[01:26:36] could send it to TMZ or wherever and go look what this crazy lunatic is asking

[01:26:42] for that's why you don't don't do these things are in writing why wouldn't do

[01:26:45] them anyway I know my my one they're like you guys you didn't send the whole

[01:26:52] writer yes I did you saw it I want six beers I went three diet cokes and water

[01:26:58] and no food I'm not feeding these openers anymore and they need to be fed

[01:27:03] people just don't even wait where to get a meat tray dude that has a whole

[01:27:07] different meanings in certain cities I'll eat somewhere else I didn't come

[01:27:12] here to eat god damn it I'm here to work Mariah Carey is a famous diva and

[01:27:17] her reputation that is a superstar has never shy to make demands along with a

[01:27:20] bottle of champagne and flexible straws to sip it well if you've already put on

[01:27:24] your lipstick you gotta use a straw they expect the organizer to have an

[01:27:30] assistant for her which seems reasonable but it isn't she wants the assistant to

[01:27:35] throw away her gum it's very specific and she or she is well paid for it

[01:27:38] apparently Mimi is repulsed by the idea of touching gum even if it is their own

[01:27:43] JLo well JLo was supposed to have a 90 show residency in Vegas and now that's

[01:27:54] being put into question because she did not sell out these arenas and had to

[01:28:00] cancel a bunch of shows careful Vegas JLo isn't called La Diva Latina for

[01:28:05] nothing she said I always had an extravagant side but she's considered one

[01:28:09] of the hardest way when working and show me she's earned it I like it when she

[01:28:12] acts better I like her in movies yeah yeah she wants white flowers tablecloths

[01:28:18] curtains candles sofas sofas like I'm just supposed to go get a sofa today

[01:28:23] where it and low wattage light bulbs all right the wackiest item is she refers

[01:28:31] she requires her coffee to be stirred counterclockwise the story behind this

[01:28:36] request isn't widely known but we assume it is either has to do with

[01:28:39] superstition or the quality of the coffee what yep see how many are left

[01:28:45] Tom Cruise underwear specifically made for him you know what this world is

[01:28:52] called Tom after you're about 10 years old BYO you bring your own underwear

[01:28:57] what do you mean I gotta go buy you underwear

[01:29:02] he's picky huge onset diva and yeah he wants underwear specifically made for him

[01:29:11] that's yep okay turbines I want to say a couple thank yous and then we're do

[01:29:19] quotes I'm gonna shut this shop down thank you to um Suze oh Susan I met in

[01:29:26] the Delta Club in Nashville she was a fan and then you know I was like is it

[01:29:32] cool if I just say hi I'm like of course it's cool what would you like to drink I

[01:29:36] have I have Teresa's attention she is a skincare person sent me a bunch of

[01:29:40] skin I never asked for it she just said it yeah it's great it's very nice to

[01:29:45] meet normal fans like you just want to stay drinking with him but you got to go

[01:29:48] you know yeah and then I met two two guys that I thought for sure were rock

[01:29:54] guys but their label guys yeah they look like they're from Motley Crue or

[01:29:58] something but they were having mimosas I'm like oh how delicate with your crazy

[01:30:02] outfit so petite it's a tiny little drink Cindy and Todd oh that my jackalope

[01:30:08] fishing hat it's got a jackalope for my dad so that's great

[01:30:11] Bree and Jay we got them Lisa my little gambling prayer card I'll be taking it

[01:30:16] with me and Jessica the little bracelet these I think you got that two quotes

[01:30:21] and we move on to rights we're gonna do Tay Tay first see I'm running out

[01:30:29] Barbara Walters what Oh Barbara Walters interview okay Tay Tay says if a woman

[01:30:37] shares her experience in writing she's over emotional or she might be crazy

[01:30:43] she's saying people judge it that way you know well I think that was more back

[01:30:51] in my mom's era where they would call women hysterical and they could just

[01:30:55] throw him in a psych ward yeah just because they bitched about something

[01:31:00] yeah Dolly this is reflecting on her distinctive look in an interview with

[01:31:08] the Times I'm comfortable in my own skin no matter how far it's stretched

[01:31:16] something to think about if you want a facelift

[01:31:19] Dolly don't care no just make sure you get a good one that's what she said

[01:31:24] about Kenny Kenny Rogers cuz his was so bad she made all kinds of fun of them

[01:31:28] for a long time it was a super bad one yeah and then my dad one time he had a

[01:31:35] skin cancer on it on his cheek and they had to divot it out which made his eye

[01:31:39] go weird so they're like okay well we'll lift your eye up and he's like yeah but

[01:31:43] then what about my other eye cuz I'm a 75 year old guy and they're like well

[01:31:46] we'll lift that one up oh my god thankfully he had a sense of humor and

[01:31:52] I was like Kenny Rogers and he was like I didn't think this was all gonna happen

[01:32:00] I'm like ask how long it takes for that to fall down if it's more than two years

[01:32:05] we need to go get it fixed cuz you don't look like my dad anymore like no and

[01:32:12] this was all because of the divot in the cheek it all started and then there was

[01:32:16] one on his head and they took a golf ball it was like somebody took a golf

[01:32:20] ball hit his head at a thousand miles an hour and penetrated all the skin and

[01:32:24] then they pulled it out and the hole was still there yep and I'm like what

[01:32:28] happens to that hole yeah and it grew back on its own it's skin it just grew

[01:32:34] yep there's so there's some gross stories to end on in other words use

[01:32:38] your sunblock kids what do we learn from that segment use your sunblock all right

[01:32:42] termites oh I did only a Leanne Chrysler's podcast yeah I posted it

[01:32:48] everywhere it's called wife of the party that's Bert Chrysler he's a very funny

[01:32:51] comedian friend if you don't know him go watch him and then it's his wife and

[01:32:55] they're separate they she's very funny in her own right and her podcast is it

[01:33:03] was wife of the party and I might think it's a little smarter than Bert's I'm

[01:33:07] just saying just say it I think Leanne elevates that relationship and Bert is

[01:33:15] it's it's Tay Tay and Travis yeah it's the same some who's who's who's paying

[01:33:21] the bills in this house who's you know who's what's going on here it was a lot

[01:33:27] of fun though and I really had never sat down and talked with her like at length

[01:33:30] like that about anything and so I don't know my one sister email me and said that

[01:33:35] I seem very relatable yeah that's fine that's a good compliment yeah I leave

[01:33:41] those things and then I forget I did them until they come out and then I

[01:33:45] forgot what I haven't said I have no idea what's on there I forgot I have

[01:33:50] tickets on sale in the fall I forgot everything it's been a very busy spring

[01:33:55] very very busy all right that's it