Episode 173: March Madness Begins, Bitcoin Drama & New Rules For Everest

[00:00:00] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's Pubcast you grab [00:00:12] yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool let's talk about what's been going on [00:00:20] to [00:00:22] her mind it's episode 173 and welcome as Stevie would say welcome everyone [00:00:30] Stevie just added a bunch of European dates so no I'm not going I have to work [00:00:35] but if you're in anywhere over there Stevie I'd like to see the one in Hyde Park [00:00:41] in England but I have to work which is very sad but I'm sure Stevie [00:00:46] will go crazy I'm warning that European termites her store is getting very [00:00:51] long I like them but she still sings every song you ever want to hear so you [00:00:57] can't complain can't complain termites fire fire fire fire so glad to be home for [00:01:05] an hour baby cats very angry with me yeah except here's the thing baby cat it's [00:01:12] 46 degrees outside and 22 mile an hour wind so all of a sudden you're gonna [00:01:15] not be mad and you're gonna sit here on this couch very happy yeah she always [00:01:20] has a little spot under the coffee table for the podcast so termites why [00:01:24] do we drink it well first of all I'm drinking a goat goat ranch [00:01:29] lager from big lug it's from Indianapolis but I like that it says goat ranch love [00:01:34] the can delicious little logger and then this is crazy this is called the [00:01:40] solar eclipse fear I'm not drinking this right now it's a breakfast thing and I [00:01:44] gotta put it in a refrigerator but here's what it does so the solar eclipse is on [00:01:49] April 8th as a non-science person to me that might as well be voodoo I [00:01:54] don't know I'll get I bought some glasses at a gas station somewhere in Ohio and [00:01:59] I'm ready I'm ready for it on April 8th you pour this look at this can this [00:02:04] can this is what drew it to me too telling you there's so many people like me [00:02:08] they're just about to can't you pour this beer over our flew the coupe hazy [00:02:13] I hazy juicy IPA and then the darkness will hover over the light cheers yeah [00:02:22] because this is a dark breakfast fear right um I wrote it down [00:02:28] Dustin Dustin this is made until it oh hi oh right but I didn't read this [00:02:38] till I got back it was brewed it's brewed specifically for the total solar [00:02:44] eclipse April 8th 2024 then there's a rooster on a weather vein I don't know [00:02:51] what that is but anyway I will be doing that I'll try to get that before [00:02:58] April 8th yeah maybe I can get it online and then experiment and see if it [00:03:03] works on the on the um the pubcast yeah all right let me put these down so [00:03:09] many things on the desk and there's a lot going on here today but it's all worth [00:03:14] it this is just a part this is I don't ever tell you guys to go get something [00:03:20] online there's a restaurant in any apples I call it St. Elmo's everybody does [00:03:24] but it's St. Elmo yeah and they're famous for their shrimp cocktail I went [00:03:28] twice me and Michael Sarville um it's amazing how much he can eat to when he [00:03:33] puts his mind to it it's fascinating to watch um there this is their shrimp [00:03:39] cocktail sauce you can get it online St. Elmo's real good it will change your [00:03:42] life if you like horse radish it's super hot it could also I mean I took a couple [00:03:47] bites where it went right through my sinus and almost exploded back my eyeball [00:03:50] but worth it worth it I'm just saying if you can go online just try a bottle [00:03:57] if you hate it I will send you the money back for whatever this bottle cost I [00:04:01] don't remember yes I will yes I will yes I will thank you for my bourbon [00:04:07] um this bourbon was purchased for your birthday [00:04:10] thank you paddles it's St. Elmo very sweet yeah yeah it's not my thing but I know [00:04:18] you like it you like sweet there you go it's a whole thing you fill it with [00:04:23] ice and add 20 ounces of St. Elmo bourbon fill the glass with cold oh oh no [00:04:28] they want you to make a cola drink and no thanks no it's just fine by itself 88 [00:04:34] proof cherry and few cherry vanilla infused yeah they sell it at the restaurant [00:04:41] with pinky tito I know it sounds stupid but a lot of me and my friends we always [00:04:50] said if you were gorilla at the zoo like what would your name be and then you [00:04:53] had to pick things that are like you well one day my friend Mark was wearing a [00:04:58] pink shirt and he loves tito's vodka so I said his gorilla name should be pinky [00:05:01] tito my gorilla names kiki I don't know why I just flew out of my mouth [00:05:06] Louis Lewis is gorilla name is Clyde Matumbo I don't remember why I don't [00:05:14] know it was gonna be something with black like no war like Clyde no [00:05:17] R but because his last name but I don't know Clyde Matumbo because he just looks [00:05:21] like he's nice like a Clyde a lot but he could turn into Matumbo yeah I've [00:05:27] seen it we were golfing and drinking Lou doesn't drink that much when he [00:05:32] golf so he tries to really concentrate I'm like he golf drinking would help [00:05:36] your golf game Lou trust me on that it did one time one time it helped get [00:05:41] I really he there was so much waiting going on that he finally agreed to drink [00:05:46] nice but I mean he'll drink we always had a dice T but he will have occasionally [00:05:53] and I am drinking a beer and a bloody Mary because it's freezing outside and I just felt [00:05:56] like it and I'm drinking this hotel tango vodka bloody Mary this was given to me by a [00:06:01] termite in Indianapolis but there was no card in the thing it's delicious yeah I like [00:06:07] it cuz I feel like a real alcoholic I feel like this kind of it's a tiny flask yeah well [00:06:11] it's a medium flask actually I don't think I could be sneaky that in the bar [00:06:15] no no speaking of bars I mean not to be a buzzkill here but what has happened to this kid in [00:06:23] Nashville it's so weird he's from Missouri yeah he's from a zoo and he came down with his friends [00:06:31] got kicked out of a bar Luke Bryant's bar but he'd only had one drink not if it makes sense [00:06:37] and then he wandered away and then there's videos of him and he doesn't look sober that you know [00:06:42] whatever he's a college kid where I don't his phone was asked down by the river there's two parts [00:06:47] of down by the river though and then the one part by Broadway there's nothing bad going on there [00:06:52] but if you go over where he ended up it gets there's some homeless encampments gets a little questionable [00:06:58] then this morning on the local news that way we found another body in the river y'all it's not [00:07:03] Riley's like what we're missing other people yes some other body just floated up [00:07:08] thankfully the lake that I am on here is the river but the dam part and these people yeah so they [00:07:17] won't be coming on this side no they'll be going that way which I think is a long way around [00:07:23] it Kentucky I'm not sure about that though anyway it's a tear I'm one of my eating well these [00:07:30] pickles came it's somebody said the backstab it's Tony Pacos pickles and peppers and said radar [00:07:37] no clinger from mash these are the ones you would order pickles I don't remember that I remember [00:07:44] radar oh Riley was from a tumwa Iowa that was like a thing in the show but I was also 10 I don't [00:07:50] you know I can't remember everything but I have it why have one right here so these are Tony's pickles [00:07:57] um well I like pickles oh baby cat where are you going are you bored already [00:08:09] yeah lots of crunch yeah and there's peppers in there too [00:08:15] wait go clinger my that's from Jerry you get a goat y'all for that [00:08:22] yeah [00:08:26] Alexandra brought me some South Bend Irish chocolate crunch um you should see the ushers when they bring all [00:08:33] this shit backstage but I always leave a bunch of the beers for the kids to get a cat [00:08:39] from home so then they get excited I think I got sick of mulling bags where do you want me to put [00:08:46] put it what the other bags come on come on that's really good Irish chocolate crunch wow [00:08:55] it's like popcorn um dipped in chocolate it was it from Notre Dame well South Bend right well yeah [00:09:04] that's what Notre Dame is I thought you meant like the school Michael Sondraville the opener he went to [00:09:10] Notre Dame I'm always amazed when there's comics that went to really good colleges I'm like wait [00:09:18] and you graduated and then did this I mean I didn't go to somewhere as fancy as that um [00:09:26] last thing now we're gonna get to it the broad ripple um the comedy club I used to work in Indianapolis [00:09:33] called crackers at broad ripple um I know in Indiana if you check into it has a history of a lot [00:09:40] of racial problems and I'm like maybe if you're gonna name a comedy club we don't go with crackers [00:09:46] what we did and everybody liked that no bunch of clubs there are no but delicious um [00:09:53] chips yeah that could sweeten spicy yeah it has advertised way to go way to go way to go [00:10:00] any um that was from uh Marianne and George so I have a bunch of thank you Ziddi oh I forgot to [00:10:08] like my candles got you but I'm not with the program today you know why because I don't like [00:10:12] outside right now it's freezing I'm sick of it I'm sick of my coat I'm sick of going where it was [00:10:18] called Dayton was both shows were sold up it's so nice when they're sold out because nobody [00:10:22] yelled at me and then yeah yeah when I get to come back and um [00:10:30] Indie they died the river green that's great but in anapolis yeah and then they had a dog thing [00:10:35] like I respect her little parade I ended why didn't end up in the parade but I saw the parade [00:10:40] and I got so excited is there anything more fun than an Irish setter running at you with giant [00:10:44] clover zone it said no no no read a lot of red doxins super fun the river was so green though [00:10:51] it almost looked radioactive I'm like I don't know who did the chemical math on this but it looks [00:10:56] like I did it to his swimming pool it was fastive though very fastive and then um I did Butler [00:11:02] University in Indie what's closed Memorial Hall and I usually don't go to college campuses you know [00:11:08] why I don't go why cuz I can never figure out where to park what it's hard yeah they give me maps [00:11:16] and shit and then me and the opener try to figure it out I don't care I usually say no if the [00:11:21] deal memo comes over it says it's on a college campus I just set it back and I'm like find some [00:11:27] place that's not attached to a college campus but I ended up doing this one because everybody [00:11:31] knows to go there and then I'm at the president James and his wife um who was there was so much fun [00:11:38] his wife Bethany and she was telling me the story and he was telling me the story they like my [00:11:43] car seat joke from whenever that I used to do that joke and that he had to do it for his granddaughter [00:11:48] and then it was way way way too tight or arms were like this but he's like it's only a mile [00:11:54] I'm like that's the kind of grandpa yeah yeah you know what that kid can sit there like this [00:11:59] and go me me me for one mile it's then then call the fire department or go to the fire department [00:12:04] people don't know that don't put the car seat in yourself go to the fire department the fire [00:12:09] department does a lot of extra things they pick up a lot of falling elderly people as in my [00:12:13] parents yeah yeah maybe at this point my dad has a favorite one yeah like it when the guy with [00:12:21] the red beard comes that's how many times he's falling oh my mom has a call fired oh my god I'm [00:12:26] like look at you two at the end really getting your money back on your taxes that's right you paid in [00:12:32] you call that fire department dad every time no problem the campus is beautiful butler is um fancy and [00:12:40] the bulldogs did not make it into the march madness so I feel very bad for them neither did my [00:12:44] mizu tigers neither did the st. Louis billikins my dad's I got I'm gonna have to find a reason to [00:12:49] hate a team yeah and go against them and then I guess all burn for Vic I'll root for all burn [00:12:56] I don't know are they good enough though I gotta root for somebody who can win [00:13:01] the brackets just came out well I know the brackets because I got squares and all that but I have [00:13:05] to do the bracket I have to do my bracket I'm getting yelled at by my friend Ryan um and then [00:13:12] I forget the Venmo and you know it's all there's a lot going on um all right let's get to it [00:13:20] that's where are you drinking is it freezing everywhere you guys are at freezing Missouri [00:13:24] talked to my sister I just I'm done with winter yeah I'm so sick of my coat is switched out [00:13:30] coats and now I'm sick of that coat I've gone through two or three coats this winter where I'm like [00:13:33] tired of wearing it I'm tired of having it on the plane tired of dragging it around [00:13:37] and then it'll be uh 70 degrees it's supposed to be 70 Wednesday we're trying golf with little yeah [00:13:45] so queen news king news well jelly roll has been nominated for three CMT wars yay [00:13:52] snoops them very quiet um dolly because there's not a week that goes by that she's not got a new [00:13:58] product no that lady is up working at 3 a.m she has cast iron cookware and it's with lodge cast iron [00:14:06] which every time I drive to chat nuga I see the thing that you can go to the real I want to go there [00:14:11] once I don't really understand why I don't cook oh my kidding dollies are fun though they have [00:14:17] butterflies on the bottom they're yeah guitars they're super cool but it's the bottom of the pan [00:14:24] I mean are you supposed to hang them why would I ever see the bottom rich people hanging their [00:14:31] pots and pans in movies I've seen it you don't hang cansa is it too heavy rich people don't [00:14:41] all right well while I would they call me rich or they call me poor I don't give a shit [00:14:48] ask the termites you would hang termites oh in termites thank you for your response on the 7 o'clock [00:14:52] show preferred time most of you seem to prefer seven I'm gonna try to make that work yeah it probably [00:14:57] won't work in casinos like I get no say so in that um but anywhere else I can I'm gonna try [00:15:02] for the 7 o'clock show yeah yeah I'm gonna have to rearrange my nap time my pre-show nap but [00:15:07] you know what I can do it yeah I got to eat dinner like no like my parents four [00:15:13] mmm then it was up there hanging out with the old people you know oh I'd say it's going par [00:15:23] par par we might be slipping into some plus a couple holes over yeah I a couple yeah yeah [00:15:31] it's whatever um we'll see a lot of people will a lot of people I know all the emails you guys [00:15:38] said about parents and stuff and some of it's hilarious by accident because at some point you just [00:15:43] have to start laughing about it it's so ridiculous and then other times it's very sad and all that [00:15:47] stuff but though I like people away people praise phrase at all some people are like these will be [00:15:54] the most rewarding moments of your life and then some other guy goes yeah I don't know good luck [00:15:58] getting through that like okay I'm with that guy yeah so far whatever supposed to be happening [00:16:04] I'm not feeling that happened just yeah is there a reason I'm running out to the cart 930 [00:16:12] in the morning to have a beer that I may or may not have packed in a yet he fold up cooler that I may [00:16:16] or may not have brought in my luggage do I care that it's 930 a little bit I care a little bit [00:16:21] where I judge myself but then I go ahead and go you know what I'm so bored oh yeah [00:16:29] lot of sitting a lot of staring a lot of it all right what are we doing um and then you can't [00:16:35] be an asshole and get on your iPad because then other people come there's 9 million of us [00:16:42] right it's not like I'm there by myself a lot of support well there was a doctor from Pakistan [00:16:48] it said it warmed his heart because he hadn't seen as many people around since uh I guess [00:16:53] when he lived in Pakistan it was a little hard one thing anyway update well it's a compliment from him [00:17:01] I don't think the nurses are amused no and I don't blame them would you want to go in there [00:17:07] when there's 13 people going we're on a toilet paper I mean no you know I'm sure you'd rather [00:17:12] go in an empty room and whatever update this is so crazy this is why I think though criminals um [00:17:28] continue to be criminals fraudster here we go a fraudster again uh Billy McFarland which by the way [00:17:35] is my mom's uh uh well no it's her mother's name it's a family name if you're a McFarland probably [00:17:44] related to uh fraudster Billy McFarland is more than 30 million in debt but still plans on his [00:17:49] fire festival too and there's picture of him getting in a camp now he did go to prison for four [00:17:54] years but he still hasn't paid any of this back that's like when they say you know oh Jay never [00:17:58] paid those people no no Trump spend indicted on all kinds of things he won't pay it like if you don't [00:18:04] really if you don't really enforce the crap the the things I don't think people give a shit [00:18:11] you know people that are prone to do be convicted fraudsters he's revealed that he's drowning in [00:18:17] more than 30 million of debt but he thinks the second attempt at his disastrous fire festival will be [00:18:21] the only thing it will save him he already owes 26 million in restitution by those that were [00:18:26] scammed and then he found out in prison he also owes the IRS nearly seven million back taxes [00:18:32] yeah so he's trying to tell people this is if you want it back you got to let me do this right now [00:18:37] if you buy a ticket to fire festival two we are a full fledged stamped and approved moron and you [00:18:45] deserve whatever's gonna happen to you whenever you go to this location right i hope he takes you [00:18:51] to that one island where there's still that tribe that's never seen people and like there's been two [00:18:57] like missionaries that decided oh i'ma switch the switch the turn on this one and then they got [00:19:02] on the island and they were immediately at least averagely killed needing and you know what I [00:19:06] hope that's where he has a second one where you drop off in parachutes and then you are immediately [00:19:11] eaten by a cannibalistic drive that is right rightly so frightened of you um [00:19:17] this is the only way he's got the chance and he has no location [00:19:20] no and he has no artist and people are actively buying tickets yep well america or who's ever [00:19:29] buying these canadians marica canadians are not buying the canadians no i think it's a little too [00:19:35] well everything i think the canadians are smarter and i think they would do something [00:19:40] um a little brighter with their money [00:19:45] all right you could get Stanley Cup tickets if it's playing a team that nobody cares about [00:19:51] um update the volcano is erupting again no yeah [00:19:58] Iceland i keep i have google alerts i'm fascinated i went to the big island just to see [00:20:04] the um well the volcano was an active but which was great well it's always kind of active [00:20:10] but you can go there on the big island or why they're the volcano up there mana keya [00:20:16] i don't know what i don't remember what's going but there's a bar on the ring [00:20:22] it might be my loa the crater the crater bar and you can sit up there and watch a volcano boil [00:20:28] and then the servers and everybody act like everything's fine and i'm like at some point [00:20:32] is this dangerous like should i not be drunk up here should i keep my shit together [00:20:37] oh kill away or monoloa monon kia's a golf course or monon kia [00:20:43] oh well i have a sweatshirt that says monon kia on it but i thought this is a golf course [00:20:50] kill away is the active one okay well that's the one i had drinks at i think [00:20:55] according to bestbars.com bestbars.com the crater bar i loved it [00:21:00] even if you don't get um a seat by the window they have about anything and you can go out there [00:21:04] with your beers and it's wonderful yeah it was like being in the Canadian bar the rose [00:21:09] and crown on top you just look at it down yeah except you're looking at a volcano and it's boiling [00:21:15] right a state of emergency has been declared an iseline after a volcano erupted for the fourth [00:21:19] time screaming bright orange lava meters into the air the dramatic events more marks the fourth [00:21:24] alarming volcanic eruption in three months along the rick evic principal peninsula nearby the [00:21:32] abandoned town of grindevik i still don't know where those people went no and no one's reported on [00:21:37] that i feel terrible for them it's been months you got to abandon your everything like [00:21:42] that's just maybe these people have plans for that yeah i do trust the Nordic nations have things [00:21:47] planned out a little bit better than get the fuck out and then what where we supposed to go [00:21:56] um yeah an eruption began in wreckage wreckage genes um it's the same one where the [00:22:02] fissures keep blowing and stuff authorities warned for weeks of eminent eruption isle [00:22:07] civil protection agency said prior to the last explosion since october 24th scientists [00:22:12] it's monitoring arise and seismic activity there's all these earthquakes and that it goes crazy um [00:22:18] but there's another town now that they're gonna have to probably evacuate i know it's crazy where [00:22:23] these people go there were 3800 of them that's a lot um it's a lot so anyway that's the latest [00:22:33] it's doing it again and then what it like if it turns the other way the blue lagoon had to be [00:22:39] the one you know the famous blue lagoon that had to be evacuated like everybody out [00:22:44] update oh this makes me so happy [00:22:50] so for those of you who don't know anything about cryptocurrency allow me to be the queen [00:22:54] of simplicity it's just a form of money except it's digital now there's all kinds of coins you can buy [00:23:03] bit coin is one uh um a theorem i have a theorem uh doggy coin as we used to talk about on [00:23:12] airport that's like worth zero zero zero it was just made up well they're all kind of made up [00:23:17] because light coin don't love it but anyway i won't go too deep into that but bit coin was like the [00:23:22] big one it's one it's the major one and you can buy these on exchanges like there's an app i [00:23:27] use coin base i'm not um saying that you should i'm just saying that so i chose because i did a lot [00:23:33] research before i get because some of those exchanges are fake and that canadian man ran away with [00:23:38] all the money that people that sent them so you need to make sure and then quote so nobody knows [00:23:43] who invented bitcoin so to shi nakamoto is the man i love javid's names because they just sound so [00:23:50] intense like um but he didki matayama i love it he didki yatsuyama matayama for those of you who [00:23:59] do not know is a golfer and he does not speak english or at least he he's one of my favorites because [00:24:05] he says he doesn't speak english he's been here for like 40 years right and he has this old old white [00:24:11] guy that you would never see coming as his interpreter i'm like whoa when that old old old skinny white guy [00:24:17] he's very old starts to shoot and jab and he's out i'm like wow wow [00:24:24] in hetekki just smiles at laughs and i said i bet he speaks fine english i would do that too if [00:24:29] i was a decade because guess what i never have to do press conferences i don't have to do anything [00:24:33] i mean he did when he won the masters because he have to talk and then gymnats is like oh so [00:24:38] he deki blah blah blah blah and he deki just sat there and i bet he's thinking you dumbass [00:24:44] my english is great at home yeah i hope he speaks english just so he can know that he has the [00:24:50] pleasure anyway totally ignoring gymnats and that grandpa over here spit out some Japanese [00:25:01] and that i don't even know if the guy sometimes i'm like is that really what he deki said [00:25:05] or you just make it out yeah so anyway satoshi nakamoto supposedly is the man who invented bit [00:25:14] bitcoin a japanese man blah blah blah so there's this other man that's been saying he did his name [00:25:18] is Craig right and he's australian and i haven't gone into this because it was too complex but [00:25:23] it's simple now a judge is ruled he is not satoshi and the only reason this got brought up is [00:25:30] because craig right keeps suing people who are doing other developments on bit coin and all this [00:25:35] stuff with bitcoin and he's like he's personally suing them and they're like fuck you we don't even [00:25:39] know that you're that guy um craig right is a fraud that is not just my opinion but that that of [00:25:46] mr justice mellower of the uk high court who ruled that the self declared inventor bitcoin is not [00:25:52] as he claims over the past five years right and australian national has wasted hundreds hours [00:25:57] of court time and millions of dollars suing another number of people who challenge his assertions [00:26:03] um the judge said in no uncertain terms that the evidence of overwhelming that he's been lying for [00:26:09] years oh he's an australian guy um that if i didn't already said his strategy was definitely a [00:26:17] perversion of the court of justice and fraud on the legal system um so all these lawsuits i want [00:26:26] this is all very complicated and not interesting to people who don't give it's not even interesting [00:26:31] me and i have bit but i'll put other digitals um so this one guy he was doing said it hasn't always been [00:26:38] easy but a very happy that i stood my ground instead of breaking me they ended up handing me a [00:26:41] chance to prove myself a better person i'm stronger person now than i was five years ago um [00:26:48] he just he just completely made it up but i guess you could if you can have say you're satoshi [00:26:55] but i want i want to know who the real s is satoshi is and he's got like a billion dollar [00:26:59] billion bitcoins that are worth like billion dollars um i don't know [00:27:08] i don't know that's it i don't think we're ever gonna know who satoshi is but that's also [00:27:12] fine i like a mystery yeah it'd be cool to know especially because he's sitting there with all that [00:27:19] bitcoins a little scary what he could do with it if he really wanted to [00:27:23] move it on i did i even finish my queen news that was it i just said dolly and our cast iron [00:27:28] sleeve plots yeah um move it on to holly shit they found it [00:27:34] this wait you guys have to go online you can go to the show notes here the schnodes or you can [00:27:40] just go look it up yourself a gold ring with the mark of christ it's actually a picture of christ [00:27:47] lost 500 years ago was recently found in excellent condition and it's a gold ring [00:27:51] it is so obvious what it is it's in such perfect condition like i would wear it tomorrow [00:27:57] they discover a remarkable artifact from centuries ago among tens of thousands of medieval objects [00:28:01] found in sweeten has thrilled archaeologists i wonder what their idea of a party is [00:28:09] my god look at this somebody get us half a beer each [00:28:13] very busy nearly 30,000 objects were discovered during the two-year ex of excavation of [00:28:19] medieval calmar according to archaeologist boppoppa this is the gold ring was [00:28:25] one of its unique finds and it's almost brand new condition it looks brand new and it looks [00:28:29] just like the pictures of jesus that's cool yeah it's amazing um it dates back to the beginning [00:28:34] of the 15th century according to the agency because of its size it's possible that a woman [00:28:39] wore the ring it looks like a woman's ring it does not look like a dude's ring other rings [00:28:43] like it have been discovered in northern finland australiam and upland upland upland um some lady [00:28:50] but some mon like lady probably lost the ring 500 years ago yeah this would be a shitty one to lose [00:28:56] they've also remained uh unearthed remain the remnants of nearly 50 50 medieval plots 10 streets [00:29:03] and segments of the ancient city wall in gamla stan [00:29:07] remains of hundreds of buildings the cellar streets latrines and every day objects from centuries [00:29:12] to go approximately the year 1250 to 1650 to see in the light of day following the calmar war [00:29:18] in 1611 there you go go check that out it's awesome looking at another holy shit they found [00:29:27] i'm not sure i would have returned this [00:29:30] but it would have been a hard break it maybe i did just kept one oh that's very the more [00:29:38] right you know what where's your morals but is it bad luck to keep it i don't die i don't know i [00:29:43] don't know a family found centuries old japanese art stolen during world war two in their attic [00:29:50] but you don't know it was stolen what if it was a trade but it would have been a fair trade [00:29:58] because that person what depends on when the japanese were winning the war for at some point [00:30:04] talked away in the attic of massachusetts the massachusetts was not one not two but 22 pieces of stolen [00:30:11] japanese uh antiques including a hand drawn map ceramics and portraits of okinawa kings [00:30:18] some dating is back as far as the 1700s the items are found last year inside the residence of [00:30:23] world war two veteran whose children were sorting through his belongings after he passed away [00:30:27] the family later alerted the authorities hmm i wouldn't have known to do that [00:30:34] the one painting though i'm like oh it's so awesome god damn i would hate it's so colorful [00:30:41] i would have hate of uh they returned six portraits a hand drawn map of okinawa and several ceramic [00:30:47] pieces most of the pieces date back to the 18th and 19th century i i had to give him the bowlback [00:30:52] i'm not interested in the bowl no why not i don't know what am i going to do with it just look at [00:30:58] the painting i don't want it it'll make you happy there's a lot of colors in it okay um [00:31:06] Japan plans to hold formal repatriation ceremony for the artifacts on friday [00:31:10] it's very meaningful that the fb i along with others in the uof government have started to [00:31:16] operated to realize this cooperated to realize this return well how about the family who gave [00:31:21] it all up yeah yeah there's enough pieces that all of every kid in my family take what you want [00:31:28] everybody gets one who wants the bowl i don't i don't want the bowl um [00:31:34] during in nineteen forty five during the battle of okinawa and war war two a trove of documents [00:31:38] and treasures from the rikku rikku something kingdom were taken well that's where they got them [00:31:44] it's not rikku i know it's not that wrong but somebody in japan who's not listening to this podcast [00:31:49] correct me yeah um that should always should say about it news we move it on to news [00:31:56] what are we watching oh my god oh my god the htv has a show about the lake of the osu [00:32:07] yes and the realtor their focusing on is pagan albers and she's a friend of our family [00:32:13] yes her older brother was my boss at a restaurant for three summers we had the most fun ever his [00:32:19] name is jimmy albers we had so much fun and her dad so if you want it's called lake front empire [00:32:27] and it's all about all the houses in the osu arcs this stuff i i'm not i think they could have [00:32:32] produced it a little bit better as far as explaining to people what where you're really at like [00:32:37] even watching it i'm like where is this house like and i know the lake backwards and forwards and [00:32:41] i'm like now what where is this by land like i don't know um her dad uh his name is jim albers and [00:32:49] he's still alive and he's a friend of my dad's so they're like the same age and not not too long ago [00:32:56] i don't know a couple years ago i was gonna i was thinking about buying a different lot [00:33:01] and just building a house because the houses that are for sale are too big and i don't want all that [00:33:06] and i get in the car with the two of them and i'm in the backseat and they're both 80 at the time [00:33:11] and uh jim still smoking six no problem [00:33:17] you know i used to smoke a shit ton i just wonder if he's gonna smoke in the car [00:33:21] like and it's fine if he does it one more so i'm breathing in one more thing and it killed me now [00:33:26] or never but uh he's like uh jacked you know where we're going and my dad's like no [00:33:32] Kathleen do you know where we're going i go yeah i i i got it here on gps we oh we don't use that [00:33:38] what what do you mean we don't use that and though we're just gonna go down okay there's a road [00:33:43] kk we're gonna go down kk we're gonna make a couple left okay well um we don't have a map they [00:33:49] wanted to stop and buy a man i go god no no but he's so fully jim one time he came into my brother's [00:33:56] bank office and he was smoking a sig and Patrick's like gem he can't smoke in here and he goes why not [00:34:03] pack goes well it's a bank so jim just like uh just like a old guy would do my brother had made a [00:34:13] special trip to sonic to get their fountain soda because that's his favorite he had had like two [00:34:17] drinks out of it jim took the lid off past soda and just put his [00:34:23] cuz i called my brother what do you what do you do and he goes just sitting here real sad [00:34:27] cuz i got a brand new fountain soda and jim elmers just put his thing out in it [00:34:32] anyway if you want to see what the lake of the o's arc looks like it's called lakefront empire [00:34:37] it's on uh mondays i think there's only one one episode i don't think they the producers did a [00:34:44] great job explaining what's really happening but the show is fun to watch so i also started [00:34:51] on what are we watching apples never fall with a netbending and it's so good and sam neal plays [00:35:00] her husband yeah she disappears i'm not giving away any secrets here that's in the by the [00:35:07] the breakdown um and it's what happens to a netbending but she's great he's great [00:35:14] the i love it now if it ends up being some bullshit ending where i'm gonna go i just got tricked [00:35:19] i'm gonna be mad but so far no trickery um it's been nothing but good so that is on peacock [00:35:27] if you're looking for that apples don't far and uh don't fall it's called a netbending and other than [00:35:32] that i can't find anything to binge watch nothing turnmets go to the t-mail i read most of them [00:35:40] send me something um let's hear it restaurant news [00:35:45] new chick fale won't have cashiers drive through our dining room [00:35:56] well i've seen something like this in of all places the rally airport [00:36:02] yes it was the most futuristic like Hong Kong Singapore thing it's a wall there's just a wall [00:36:08] and then there's all these pictures of food and you order something and pay and then it flies out [00:36:15] in a slot i don't know who made it i never saw a person there's people so it can be done [00:36:24] they have people making it somewhere but you're never gonna speak to them or see them [00:36:28] chick fale is opening a location that does not have a dining room drive through her cashiers at this [00:36:32] new location opening in Manhattan next week will be for mobile pickups pickups only now there is a star [00:36:38] box somewhere i believe it was in the carolina might have been in rolleys well are charlie [00:36:43] was it rolleys it's all mobile orders and your stuff is just set out um right i'm fine with that [00:36:53] it's chick fale's first location only uses mobile ordering it's one of the two concepts at fast [00:36:58] food chicken chain is trying chick fale is also driving trying to drive through only concept in [00:37:02] Atlanta i don't know when you see the lines down in the south at chick fale and that's what the [00:37:10] dining room being full now we're gonna put all those people in the drive through to then you're [00:37:15] gonna need like three more lanes and i've never seen a drive through as efficient as chick fale's [00:37:19] because they got a person out there doing this but uh at the pickup only location customers will [00:37:26] place orders on the app the restaurant we use GPS tracking to have an order ready when a customer [00:37:32] arrives oh wow they said an active status board screen will be designated for delivery right [00:37:40] yeah they're gonna try a couple of them in Atlanta too i don't know they have three thousand locations [00:37:46] in the United States and Canada and speaking of fast food everybody's mad at Wendy's [00:37:51] yep why no they have surge pricing what dynamic pricing now i have that at my shows [00:38:02] but that's not up to me um where the some of the some seats we talked about all this i won't go into [00:38:08] but um yeah so your cheeseburger could cost more at dinner time it's bullshit you can't do that in [00:38:16] fast food i agree with the people that are like that's bullshit um well these Wendy's is saying [00:38:23] it's widely used in many sectors including food and retail and businesses that use yeah because [00:38:28] retail or are a concert there's only a certain amount of tickets right you guys have an on you [00:38:34] should have an unending amount of cheeseburgers that's just ridiculous um they said all the practices [00:38:41] become a standard as is as it is for other businesses including ride sharing apps and no there's [00:38:47] only so many ubers so if everybody wants to leave the concert the uberts are gonna charge more it sucks [00:38:51] but that's the reality do you want the uber or not this is bullshit um i say this like i go to Wendy [00:38:58] once i go i'm mad i haven't been to Wendy's i go there with my parents no they like the McDonald's [00:39:04] one dollar ice cream thing um and my dad likes their chili when and then Wendy's chili is good [00:39:10] i'm with them on that it's very good now it's good to take a shake but it's good [00:39:17] they're saying it's used by rea-tov of um that's their excuse how does it work a poll [00:39:21] poor sandwich from sandy a goes cally barbecue for example cost eighteen dollars on a Saturday night [00:39:27] compared to twelve dollars on a weekday afternoon but don't don't expect owner Sean so and so [00:39:32] to apologize for the quees squeeze them when they're hungry technique it reportedly added fifteen [00:39:37] hundred dollars to his four restaurant chains monthly income of thirty thousand dollars for food [00:39:43] deliveries well i don't know i don't like it i get why they're doing it yeah to make money but [00:39:51] you know what people are gonna do they're gonna go to big i had it yeah way [00:39:59] i do hate it i absolutely hate it one more fast food thing since we're on the thing [00:40:04] kfc's rolling out cheetah i can't imagine two american menus i i went to kfc during covid [00:40:13] because i was tasting fast food when they came out with new products it was something to do [00:40:17] during covid that i make a video put it on youtube monday that mashes uh [00:40:22] it's it's it's mashing two popular dishes pizza and fried chicken the so-called cheetah [00:40:28] will consist of two fried chicken fillets top with zesty marinara sauce melted mozzarella and crispy [00:40:33] pepperoni isn't that what's the chicken uh bow come on with the red sauce and cheese chicken [00:40:44] parm is it with pepperoni yeah um they're gonna give out free samples in new york city if you look [00:40:51] one around go get down to uh two forty two east fourteen street you get stasted for free if you want [00:40:58] uh i i don't think now i love their chicken but let's just stop right there [00:41:04] yeah they've been an international smash hit in the philippines korea tywan india [00:41:11] tylan germany and spain have offered it in the past the philippines was the first to have it [00:41:16] in 2015 while participating in kfc in its america stuff uh in america's to sell it [00:41:23] customers have the option of a standalone cheetah or a combo that pairs it with fries and a [00:41:28] medium drink wow oh it just one more calories it's roll out will come just a couple weeks after [00:41:35] yum band brand cio david gibbs that's so crazy he met oh i'm a cio or really what a yum [00:41:43] it has an exclamation but what i did point by they also have exciting new initiatives including [00:41:50] the smash potato bowls the first innovation since 2019 and the rollout of its first loyalty [00:41:55] rizbo uh reports program in the first quarter i had the smash up bowl i mean it's like you [00:42:01] did's the same if you took all the shit that you bought it can't see you just bought it a bowl [00:42:05] i don't it's yes it's not very um we have a couple sporting news sports sports sports [00:42:12] i love golf i watch the players i won't get into it for the non golfers but i was very glad to see [00:42:17] scottie uh shuffling win and i would have taken the other guy behind him win them clerk his sucks [00:42:21] step putt didn't go in and i think that tournament was more proof we do not need the people that [00:42:25] went to live it was a wonderful sunday of golf and i don't even do you miss patrick reed [00:42:32] no i don't do you miss brison de shambo and his thirty five minutes to hit a good shot no i don't [00:42:39] settle then stop meeting with the Saudis stop meeting with the Saudis we don't need your money [00:42:45] everything's fine walk away walk away well the Saudis have already they're going they're going for it [00:42:55] now they're buying tennis what yeah much to my friend laryne the director of bothering [00:43:02] jesus my friend laryne and friends for thirty years she loves tennis and she sent me the article [00:43:10] and she said well ATP signs multi-year strategic partnership with Saudi Arabia's p i f they call [00:43:17] it the public investment fund because they don't want to call it the dexter mind that we use [00:43:22] right um they've signed a multi-year uh institute but here's the thing like rafi al [00:43:28] a nadal the the test went he was appointed the Saudis spokesperson something something something for [00:43:34] the thing like two years ago right i didn't know that but i'm sure the golf guys that did go to live [00:43:39] they made a choice do what you do that's fine but i'm sure everyone has judged them harshly [00:43:45] and they've gotten a lot of shit for it in wild nadal's over there you know having cocktails with [00:43:50] them running around europe and i'm sure they're like how come you don't get in any trouble [00:43:54] and we get all the bullshit tennis but i mean soccer is all in over there too you know i don't know [00:44:01] i don't know the governing body of tennis said wednesday and a move highlighting the growing influence [00:44:08] of the golf uh nation on the global sport the pfi will now become the official naming partner [00:44:15] of the men's rankings as well as a partner in atp tournaments here in indian wells my amy [00:44:20] midrida Beijing and the season ending at p finals in in turn so yeah they've invested heavily [00:44:28] in various sports like soccer or formula one boxing and golf in the last few years the whale rich [00:44:33] kingdom uses it uh people are using pif of sports washing its human rights record yeah [00:44:40] yeah i think it's exactly what's happening sure he's a nice guy on the golf course but he wasn't very [00:44:44] nice to the american journalist when they dexter doom and threw him into plastic bag no no [00:44:50] who who ordered that i think we all know um but now tennis too so there you go [00:44:59] but tennis i don't know maybe i don't know their individuals playing like golfers i don't [00:45:03] know why golf sketching so much if or it tennis isn't i don't know maybe because tennis is more global [00:45:10] than golf it's way more global i didn't ever watch tennis you didn't never ever watch tennis [00:45:17] now we were in the hockey canada he couldn't take a night off from hockey [00:45:24] i like tennis i don't know i lost interest um when it became so eastern euro dominated really [00:45:31] i kind of faded out too many ladies with the last name ovo and i couldn't keep him straight [00:45:36] and i don't know i still like it though i still watch wimble then i know i'm not devoted like my [00:45:42] friend laryne i'm more of a golf devotee or football or something but um also speaking of soccer very [00:45:48] exciting canza city very proud of my state built a whole stadium just for women's soccer and it was [00:45:56] completely sold out patrick my homes was there his wife was there everybody was in the t-shirt [00:46:03] shindig yeah she owns a lot of the team so does he they whatever i don't know sometimes i see it [00:46:10] when i'm like wow they seem like they're 12 yeah i you know you know not a lot of cares in the [00:46:19] world good for you that's yeah uh the bars forever raised with opening of the cp this looks like [00:46:26] it is cp kc oh that's a little close to cal 40 beats the kitchen yeah who's raising your children [00:46:39] they have a stadium just built for them it's for the new women's soccer league not not one already [00:46:44] occupied met so we don't have to go play in the men's stadium we get our own uh order to be shared [00:46:49] with the university yeah we're not doing that um it's 10,000 seats wow it has everything they would [00:46:55] have for a man's luxury boxes high end concessions dance you can't unsee what we've done once you see it [00:47:01] it changes other people's vision and other people's expectation of what is right boom that's a [00:47:06] car owner Angie band you somebody who owns it not too many people are asking us now why women need [00:47:11] their own stadium because they see it and they get it it was packed i mean i didn't see they probably [00:47:16] sold out yeah well look at all the children running around on soccer fields all summer long you gotta [00:47:22] let them go see something that they um it was a good game too i think they won five before [00:47:33] things for oh christine saying clear the world weight greatest Canadian female soccer player she plays [00:47:39] for the portland people now oh good for her and she like 50 of serious she's been playing forever [00:47:47] google how old cigarettes seem to say i know you don't have a lot so when you get a good one you gotta [00:47:52] keep him he can keep him healthy till they're 65 they can retire at 65 well no i'm just saying [00:48:02] how old is that maker 41 is that 41 does that make her 41 no it's 2024 [00:48:14] don't say my math was wrong i was an easy math thing and i got it right this is why i was discouraged [00:48:20] as a child people like you said it was wrong i'm like fuck i thought i got it right [00:48:25] 40 she is wonderful i know that but i mean you know she did win a gold medal for canada [00:48:31] and made me what more can you ask for that you can't ask for more and the ellipics of the summer [00:48:36] i'm so excited which is a thing this is a question for you termites would you do this [00:48:41] i don't think i would maybe for the gymnastics [00:48:47] amc the movie theaters clinches a deal with nbc to show live olympics coverage in theaters [00:48:53] oh why [00:48:56] when you're at the home with your own football i would rather be home i think but i don't know [00:49:00] the gymnastics maybe um i can't believe in gymnastics to this day even in the olympics that if i'm on [00:49:09] the beam and somebody's on the floor i can hear that person's music oh no i would look [00:49:20] you need to turn that shit off for two and a half minutes i can become a paraplegic if i fall [00:49:25] off this thing the wrong god damn way i don't need your racket i just seek it's rude to the beam [00:49:30] people the four people should have their own and they're the most popular it's the most popular [00:49:36] that gets to be in prime time and the other people hey man we'll just hold off on your shit for an [00:49:40] hour okay thanks i don't want to break my neck because i'm hearing britney spears [00:49:49] they're gonna show daytime coverage of the paris olympics this summer at a 160 of the companies [00:49:54] us theaters i don't know about this ceo adam aaron wrote on ex formerly known as twitter can we [00:50:03] just stop that called twitter amc is reaching agreement to show some of their daytime live coverage [00:50:09] the olympics their stock is down so this is an idea well you should make you should get on it [00:50:15] with tata and get some more ideas from tata she's doing thing that made you money um [00:50:21] they're called zoom rooms mm-hmm here's where the goods gonna be available [00:50:27] at land of chicago denver cancels city los angeles new york city sanos de ac et al [00:50:32] to coma i don't know i don't think i'd go no i mean i i do love i don't know i love gymnastics some of the [00:50:41] diving i don't know speaking of last thing in sports the javelin i only cared when bruce [00:50:50] jener did it when he was bruce because that was one of his things to be the world's greatest athlete [00:50:55] and then all of a sudden i'm really into the javelin which i'd never even really thought of in my [00:50:59] entire god damn life i'm like um okay here's where you're never gonna see me in this lifetime uh [00:51:09] mountain Everest right i've got a lot of money on that well no yeah i have zero interest in any of it [00:51:17] i'm fascinated by it though and i certainly won't go because i have renaud syndrome [00:51:22] and breaking news i'm not gonna go into it because probably no other termites have renaud syndrome [00:51:26] but if you do your hands like the tips of your fingers and your feet go numb quickly in cold weather [00:51:32] it's a thing and it takes oh yeah it takes forever to undo it once it sets in like if i'm out there for [00:51:38] too long without the proper stuff but they found the two genes that cause it last week and then maybe [00:51:44] they can find um they care yeah it's really fine it never bothered it the only time it bothers me [00:51:50] is when i'm in super cold weather and i didn't put on my clothes right it's my fault i mean anyway [00:51:56] that's i everything about the whole mountain Everest thing i don't understand it i i'm fascinated [00:52:01] to watch it though well now this is how dangerous it's become now it's a requirement you have to [00:52:08] wear a tracking device to cut down on time cut down time on search and rescue missions [00:52:15] what yeah they're just figuring and there's a really good chance you're gonna [00:52:20] fall and die and we don't want these Sherpas who are making shit money comparatively for what they're [00:52:27] doing um to have to go find your corpse wow yeah that's fun right god you imagine going for some fun [00:52:38] sport well there's still like bodies all over mountain Everest that they can't reach or they can't [00:52:44] find there's no other sport in America or in the world where you would go to the playing field [00:52:48] and they'd be like look there's like a hundred dead bodies out there just play around them what [00:52:52] that's crazy what do you mean they're dead how they die the bomb yeah uh they're gonna they want to [00:52:58] decrease the casualties on mountain Everest and i think they mean by the uh Sherpas that are having [00:53:03] to go find these people when they say oh Bob fell down and he'll somewhere and then they got [00:53:07] to treasurer ass up there um the last season was one of the most deadly in recent memory total [00:53:14] 19 people reported dead or missing 19 wow that's a lot yeah um so just know that if you're going [00:53:22] and you're gonna do it pay your 50 grand or whatever cost now i don't even know i don't even know [00:53:26] what it costs see what it costs out google how much does it cost how much you gotta pay [00:53:30] to do uh climb on Everest it used to be 50 grand uh anywhere from 30 to 160 [00:53:39] 30 to 160 thousand whoa it's 30 base camp yeah and then it ends climbing her meds gear oxygen [00:53:49] yeah all that stuff it's cray cray it's cray cray um this is a sign of the times okay cnn [00:54:02] so i don't know for how many years this article will probably say it the cnn building in Atlanta [00:54:07] and i actually know this because i have a friend who works there they're not it they're gone now [00:54:11] it's gone the cnn signs coming down they're in satellite offices somewhere else yep well you know [00:54:17] who's in charge of their programming hmm how about we have a different program other than Anderson [00:54:22] Cooper for agent huh huh huh still can't get that warning chin right no who put Charles Barkley with [00:54:29] kale who did that like then at work said on Monday that all Atlanta based staff are now located [00:54:37] that the ten turner tech wood campus a few miles north of cnn center in midtown according to [00:54:42] spokesperson the giant cnn sign was located outside of the building has been removed from its [00:54:46] location it will undergo refurbishment and then it will be installed at the ten turner campus [00:54:51] at tech wood at a late later date to be decided yeah i mean it's going down it's going down hill fast [00:54:59] um because they don't have anyone that can figure out how to do new they they should go back to [00:55:06] headline news it's so disheartening when you when there's something that news it breaks and it's [00:55:12] nowhere on television because everything is free taped so that i have to go to twitter and i have [00:55:15] to trust that Elon muskis telling me the truth um for the better part of 2003 23 cnn [00:55:25] is strategically moved its staff out of the giant complex um all Atlanta operations are now [00:55:30] houses the tech wood facility which was prepared to accommodate many of cnn's functions including [00:55:35] multiple studies in control rooms when Warner media now Warner brothers decided to announce [00:55:41] announced it's moved to sell cnn center they don't want to pay the money anymore too expensive [00:55:46] you know who should go swipe that up right now weather channel whereas by ren Allen by ren Allen [00:55:52] get over there um how much would you have paid to buy the booth the toni soprano sat in [00:56:02] in the scene where he died i'll pass on that you're gonna pass [00:56:08] yeah i like the show i would have paid nothing yeah no yeah well somebody paid 82,000 for it [00:56:18] yep holston's the ice cream parlor that served as a location for toni sopranos last meal [00:56:23] put the piece of memorabilia up for auction last wednesday [00:56:28] yeah well at least this thing unlike the other things we talk about on this show it's something you [00:56:32] could use yeah you could sit in it put it in your kitchen it's kind of fun um a fan of [00:56:38] uh showed out over 82,000 dollars um the owner of the bippa-bippa it was up for auction the 88 [00:56:45] year old shop is being remodeled after four days always on ebay what they didn't even go to [00:56:53] like an auction house they just threw it up on ebay the bidding war was closed at 82,600 dollars [00:56:59] the winner doesn't just get the table in the seats for the hefty price they also received the [00:57:02] divider wall which features a plaque that reads this booth reserved for the soprano family the [00:57:08] tabletop jukebox use oh it's not included that's where they played the song come on um [00:57:18] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [00:57:25] moving on this is great this is great ashwath and eight year old prodigy [00:57:34] name ashwath kushik makes history after beating a grand uh chess grand master [00:57:42] he's eight what yep look out there's another chess prodigy on the scene at eight years six months [00:57:50] and eleven days ashwath kushik made history on sunday becoming the youngest player to ever beat [00:57:56] a grand chess master in a classical tournament game the youngster who lives in Singapore achieved [00:58:01] the feat after beating polins yackup stopa who's 37 years old in round four of the berg door first [00:58:09] stod house open in Switzerland can you imagine if you're 37 and some eight year old walks in [00:58:14] that i could smack from here to kingdom come and this little brainiacs gonna embarrass me on it [00:58:18] and on an international stage a global stage wow this is why i like chess it brings out the crazy [00:58:27] smart ones and i don't i don't know why they're attracted to it but they seem to find it [00:58:33] the previous record was just that last month why went when eight year old linoid ivenic who became [00:58:39] the first player under the age of nine to be the grand master but ashwath was five months younger than [00:58:46] the serbian so he's now the youngest it felt really exciting and amazing i felt proud of how i played [00:58:52] my game and how i played especially since i was worse at one point but managed to come back from [00:58:56] that he that's what that was his quote wow yeah he's so cute there's a picture of him [00:59:02] yeah uh he was born in india in 2015 he's already made a name for himself after winning a number [00:59:08] of tournaments you tournaments around the world notably becoming the world under rapid world [00:59:14] under eight rapid champion oh the rapid chest too um that's that's all where they snap [00:59:20] hey this is great to his dad said neither here is wife of a history playing chess it was [00:59:25] a prize to see his son who he says practices around seven hours a day oh my god wow at eight you [00:59:34] couldn't get me to do something for seven minutes a day not with my attention span no well i did [00:59:40] like shooting free throws mm-hmm so there you go we have a new champion anybody got a kid under [00:59:48] there under eight under eight that you want to do it how much money do you have to buy the world's [00:59:54] most expensive house for sale in the united states of america right now do you have um 295 million [01:00:02] well there's a beach front compound that was built by a fine uh finance year for his family [01:00:07] of thirteen children and eighty four grandchildren when he bought the plot for one million dollars [01:00:11] in nineteen eighty five mm-hmm i thought it was going to be in the hamptons no no it is not in the [01:00:21] hamptonians um the donna he family that's who they they enjoyed decades of gathering and celebration at [01:00:30] the naples uh it's in naples mm-hmm the property boasts three houses a private yacht basin well of [01:00:39] course dolling who doesn't have a yacht in the country and represents the highest price listing [01:00:43] united states it could set the record for the most expensive residential sale in the country for [01:00:47] the chiefs it's asking price but real real real say it's likely buyers are so rich they could end [01:00:51] up tearing it down what the mansions in rebuilding them wow there's a picture of it um it's a whole [01:00:58] compound right i mean you get all these houses you get all this stuff but you know it's naples you're [01:01:04] going to get whacked by hurricanes yeah do you want that no you'd be safe for at the hamptons [01:01:09] but you wouldn't get the weather um this donna you guys spotted an uninhabited piece of land along [01:01:16] the Gulf of Mexico flying over naples florida he perched four point three acres for one million [01:01:20] bucks in eighty five which included a fishing cottage surrounded by mangroves over the following [01:01:25] decade they expanded their holdings roughly sixty acres constructing a beachfront retreat for [01:01:30] their large family of thirteen children and eighty four grandchildren it's the crown the family [01:01:35] is now listing the crown jewel for two hundred ninety five million the main residents eleven [01:01:41] eleven thousand square feet now i've seen and heard on those rich shows of a lot bigger that's not [01:01:47] uh... twenty five thousand yeah i mean eleven is for this money is not this is why some jacks are [01:01:53] I was going to go down there and go too small and that's the biggest one on the property [01:01:58] mm-hmm you also get a portion of keywood in island where the family constructors sixteen thousand [01:02:04] square foot house around two thousand five for additional accommodations devout catholics [01:02:09] the donna hues emphasize family faith there is this uh... [01:02:13] fat federated investors that's what that was his thing which he and co founded in nineteen eighty five [01:02:20] the whole families decided to sell it probably too much family fighting that's a lot of people [01:02:24] that asked to get along thirteen kids and eighty four grandkids and you know i mean it any family [01:02:29] trust me mine is big there's always going to be a couple cousins where you like yeah we can't ask [01:02:35] we can't no please tell me nobody told cousin Carl like or whatever i mean i made that name but [01:02:43] i don't have a cousin carl one um yeah so if you want to buy it see there you go go go go to [01:02:51] naplesraeli dot com just put it down a new compound see what comes back okay the worst airports [01:02:58] revealed in the united states and i have a bone to pick with this article okay yeah so they went [01:03:06] reviewed each each um and if you don't like or if you're ever going to travel um i won't go too far [01:03:12] to this because i know nobody travel not normal people don't fly around like no [01:03:20] they um don't give Atlanta hearts feel very good marks and i give Atlanta wonderful marks [01:03:28] yeah the Atlanta airport well they said it got dinged for having insufficient and inefficient [01:03:34] immigration and security staffing levels okay i don't know about that i don't go through the [01:03:38] immigration thing they were unimpressed with its shower facilities who the fuck's taking a shower at [01:03:43] the airport what are you talking about baggage delivery times it's okay in Atlanta it's not great [01:03:50] no it's not shitty all right um it's fine it could be faster they don't like seating [01:04:01] oh the seating near the check-in so it's fine it it flows and quiet relaxation areas what [01:04:11] they have a little how are they who tell you can again nap on them oh but we're not connect usually [01:04:17] i'm connecting through Atlanta i'm not connecting going well you know i'll have a two hour nap there [01:04:21] in a cocoon now i'm removing let's go um it did receive press praise for its excellent range of [01:04:29] fast food options totally yes and a lot of good southern fattening ones that are super delicious [01:04:35] as well as uh motivated engaging information key staff at key points in the airport [01:04:41] i think it's great yeah there's good restaurants or shitty restaurants there's fast food there's [01:04:45] everything i never feel like it's overcrowded the train works great speaking of trains not working great [01:04:51] let's talk about the Dallas airport shall we when i was a child at six flags there was a roller coaster [01:04:56] called the um the mine train and it was all wooden the whole roller coaster was wooden which now in [01:05:02] retrospect i look at that my i probably shouldn't go on that no the mine train that the whole thing just [01:05:09] that's what i feel like when i'm on the train in the Dallas airport the Dallas airport people [01:05:13] the design that need to go to Atlanta and go how did you build this fancy mon rail that feels so nice [01:05:18] when you're in it it just zooms along yeah just like Vegas is boom zoom zoom not down [01:05:26] then you go down a hill it's slow Dallas airport needs some uh TLC they're the restaurants [01:05:34] you'll get to your gate the gates are close and then there's like a friday's oh my hand and i used to [01:05:40] love friday's way back in the day but i don't know it didn't score well with his food beverage and [01:05:45] shopping yeah no every store is Texas yes that's what they like i know everybody wants to souvenir if [01:05:53] you've never been to Texas but we can have one of those we don't need eighteen no a lot of [01:05:59] coverways stuff and all that yeah i get it that's your thing that's calling card um and i love [01:06:04] it's the Dallas Fort Worth and i love Fort Worth and i have a blast in Dallas i always have [01:06:09] but this airport it's also too fucking far away they try to split the difference and go we'll [01:06:14] go halfway between well you're still not close to either so it should have just well whatever [01:06:22] um it got back it got um pads on its back for efficient terminal layouts immigration process [01:06:28] and staff's service terminal layouts are you guys high nothing's near anything the Denver airport [01:06:43] we won't even talk about the conspiracy theories if you'd like to have a bottle [01:06:49] if you'd like to have a bottle of wine by yourself it go down a rabbit go to youtube and post [01:06:53] Denver conspiracy and there are there were there some of them were gone now but there was some weird [01:06:59] Nazi stuff in there i don't know what was going on out there might complain with the Denver airport [01:07:06] i don't like the new airports that are updated ones where we all go through one security deal [01:07:12] i understand it's supposed to be safer the lines at the Denver airport if you do not have [01:07:17] treat precheck or clear i would guess probably a third of those people miss their flights [01:07:22] it is fucking ridiculous and i have everything you can have clear and precheck and just arrive naked [01:07:29] Kathleen's allowed to arrive i just arrived naked like there's no rules that once you get to this [01:07:34] level what you i keep paying money and people are taking pictures of my eyeballs my eardrums [01:07:39] i don't even care everything my father always told me not to give up don't ever do that don't [01:07:44] case i commit a crime i guess he thought that might be in my future i i've done the exact opposite [01:07:49] he doesn't know that i'm not going to tell him that it'll cause him even more grief but yeah i did [01:07:54] i fingerprinted all of it i have to go for the interview to make sure i haven't committed any [01:07:58] crimes since i saw them last time um you selling now once you do get to your area i love the Denver [01:08:07] airport there's a ton of food choices up they may still have it i for a long time they had a [01:08:12] smoking area and when i smoke six that was just like a throwback golden so did it land i yeah they [01:08:18] had those tiny rooms though and you're like oh man i don't even need a sig just walk in here but uh [01:08:24] i don't know if they still have all that but the bars are great the shopping is great there's a lot of [01:08:28] local Denver things in there love it love it love it i bought weird things in there um it's just [01:08:34] getting in to the through the security deal um because you have to immediately go to a train we all [01:08:40] got to spread out you go here you go here delta boom boom boom um [01:08:48] well and they do have a train that goes downtown if you don't have a lot of luggage it's fantastic i [01:08:52] don't like where the Denver airport is at it's too far away i don't and it's a one two lane road [01:08:56] in and out and then every airport science says Denver airport and you think oh we got to hear [01:09:02] 28 more miles oh my god and then the running joke with all comedians is way to go Denver putting [01:09:07] your airport in Kansas this is really great for the state of Kansas um it's not technically [01:09:15] the train has a or yeah well there's a stallion outside and at night it's ice glow red which [01:09:21] i do find a little weird i'm like why are we making the pony demonic demonic i don't really get [01:09:27] it it seems um they um they got pets on their back um for that for their train to go downtown [01:09:39] and then they agree with me that the uh you can't get through the security um [01:09:46] Chicago hair oh god i love beatnope on Chicago and i love Chicago but i'd way more drive any given day [01:09:54] of the week i'll drive i will drive i will drive uh oh hair reminds me of what i think an eastern [01:10:02] block nation was like before the 70s say Poland circa 1965 there's one hockey bar that's all hockey [01:10:09] pucks it's great they have a wonderful cheeseburger other than that no a lot of their [01:10:14] science don't make sense it's very far to walk i was trying to explain my dad what they're [01:10:19] doing some work thing i was trying to explain it to him i just gave up and i go just plan on walking [01:10:22] on locket their real early um yeah they say it's conveniently loaded located to the rest of [01:10:29] Chicago by trains albeit the L has been plagued by crime significant headways trains and and [01:10:34] filth as of late filth just generic filth nevertheless it's the convenience of traveling [01:10:42] in oh hair between terminals it's relatively dated terminal interiors and poor range of seating [01:10:47] that caught sky treks attention it's just terrible it needs there's like when you go through the [01:10:54] the security on the right there's a mexican restaurant yeah the people are nice at work there but [01:10:59] it's yeah and the food is just that just don't bring your own food that's why i would say [01:11:04] bring your own food seven black cocks bar that's the hockey bar the black cocks bar yeah [01:11:10] me and Tom pop up got stuck there once for like seven hours what yeah and he had to go home [01:11:16] we were doing the Chicago Comedy Festival and he and i were the only ones we had done our shows [01:11:19] and we got to leave on Saturday and it was his kids birthday i will never forget this [01:11:23] and that's the other problem with oh hair when storms come in forget it no one's going anywhere forever [01:11:29] and ever and ever this does not happen like that in minnesota or destroyed if you can connect through [01:11:34] anywhere don't do not go to oh hair well i saw we were in the car going to the airport hey and [01:11:40] i'm like oh i'm leaving like a 90s you'll want me to great let's get in the car together [01:11:43] and we saw the storm coming and i'm like oh shit look at that and and i love the storm but [01:11:50] i'm like we're not going home boom but then they did the carrot thing all day oh your flight [01:11:56] spend delayed they never canceled it and so we went to there was a bar in the main deal [01:12:03] and i said to Tom i i can't drink for seven hours straight i know that i could wow i could but i [01:12:11] need a little more excitement than what's going on at the um and and you have to land before three [01:12:16] o'clock are you gonna be if you're going to downtown Chicago you better get there before three [01:12:20] the traffic is horrific i mean it's enough to maybe carstick at some points like now midway [01:12:26] if you want to fly into midway easy peasy on southwest and it's not it's not nice but well [01:12:33] there you started on southwest where do you think you're going to very low [01:12:37] um uh security and immigration standards are frequently slowing it in efficient i don't even know [01:12:44] what that's all about um kennedy airport and slow new work also got shitty kennedy's good [01:12:53] yeah i don't know why people complain about that but you don't really go there unless you're flying [01:12:56] out of the country it's far very far away yeah so that would be my recommendation skip ohair [01:13:03] and dallis if you can connect through anywhere else i'll put it in my travel book [01:13:06] what are your three favorite airports my three favorite airports um [01:13:13] well i love minnesota because of the print store oh great minnesota sometimes it's very hard [01:13:18] to get to your next gate you might have a lot of running going on um but aside from that [01:13:23] i like it i like it a lot um the restaurants are good on let me think um denver once you get in it [01:13:34] but it's getting in it it's so maddening it's so it's so maddening and they don't care [01:13:39] though those tsa people are over it i would be too because every day to go to work there's 8,000 [01:13:44] people just bitching at you i i get it Detroit airport i love i love uh yeah wonderful there's a [01:13:50] western i like any airport that has a hotel within the airport the west and you go in it [01:13:56] you never go outside and then it has its own tsa what closed during covid i don't know if it [01:14:00] reopens since but you go out of the weston and there's a long and there's a long horn [01:14:04] i will there's sushi um i think a pf change i might have made that one up um and then Kansas City [01:14:11] and the new Kansas City thing is fantastic but you know what's funny about that i thought this was [01:14:18] very um strangely progressive for Kansas City Missouri it's all brand new there's an enormous [01:14:25] bathroom that's genderless there now there is nothing and there's just a sign that says all [01:14:32] gender so you walk up there's nothing funnier than seeing a farmer in overalls and there's a [01:14:39] shit ton of of a Kansas city because they're coming from everywhere Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma and [01:14:45] then they just stare at the wall they are like what the actual health then they look at me to see which [01:14:53] way i'm gonna go because you can go left or right so i just chose right for no specific reason [01:14:59] so mr overall man immediately chose left well what he didn't know is when we came around the [01:15:04] quarters where we're gonna meet again in the middle he looked at me like shit she's still here and i [01:15:11] like dude i've just go along with the program here i don't and i don't care it doesn't accept men [01:15:18] usually are a little sloppier and grosser but um they did have a lot of attendance in there [01:15:24] but it is weird yeah in the bathroom to come out of a stall and see a dude come out of a stall [01:15:29] it's like oh i mean i really don't care it we all use the same bathroom on a plane [01:15:35] but that gets gross sometimes because guys don't put down the seats what do you at home [01:15:39] asshole put the seat down Jesus Christ and then i mean it's just i don't know i forget all the [01:15:45] arguments about all that i don't want to get into all that i'm just saying is a full grown woman [01:15:50] who is weird to see a dude come out of a stall and then my immediate thought was oh i know what went [01:15:55] on in there but that i thought no there's no urinals in here so he had to go in there no matter what [01:16:00] and then i feel like we're just taking up more space i like it it's fast let the no but let the [01:16:05] guys have their urinals over in the guys bathroom it that's a speed thing that's if every man now [01:16:10] has to go into urinal now we need twice as many termites well we vote on this [01:16:17] now i like it because i like to see the look on the farmer's faces [01:16:20] i was trying to film the one guy i couldn't get it right and then i think it's illegal to film a [01:16:24] bathroom so yeah so i just gracefully bowed out of that idea but where'd you get that John [01:16:33] deer hat when you bought your last tractor those are not fashion statements on those farmers and kids [01:16:38] in city i sat in the mario park kids sitting last weekend or whatever i left my mom with that i don't [01:16:43] know and there was a hauling slash farmer convention and they were all in the bar and i [01:16:50] haven't laughed at hard just by talking to them and they're from all over george augeau [01:16:55] Oklahoma and the guys like it's a big convention i go oh my god it's all here at the airport [01:16:59] in marion he goes yeah i go how many you guys he's like pool this year there's like 16 [01:17:06] i thought he was gonna say like i don't know 400 and it's so much like my brother and law man [01:17:13] to see them get it so excited the guys like what's your haul like he was so excited to hear [01:17:18] with the other guy hauled somewhere to somewhere and they're talking about their equipment [01:17:21] i'm like my brother and law man has missed his calling because these are his people [01:17:26] and they all know but every single one of them had a hat on nobody's taking their hats off [01:17:30] fuck that nope don't care um we get a little feel good story and then i'm gonna tell you about a cat [01:17:39] that i want now and then i'm gonna just the thank yous for the road stuff and then the tate-tate quote [01:17:45] this is just wonderful um a one billion dollar donation makes new york medical school tuition [01:17:52] free and transform students life he listened to us that's why he did yes um [01:18:00] i don't need to hear their story rooth gotsman a former professor at Albert Einstein College of [01:18:06] medisyn and the widow of Wall Street investor uh of a Wall Street investor and now it's Monday [01:18:11] she's donating one billion dollars to the school in the Bronx the gift means that four year [01:18:15] students immediately go tuition free while everyone else will benefit in the fall so great [01:18:21] yeah that's what we need more doctors let's keep going good job medical school giving it to the [01:18:25] medical school um it's it's not just notable just for its size possibly the largest to any [01:18:31] u.s medical school according to such and such and such but also because the school is located [01:18:35] one of the most impoverished parts of the city um and the entire state of new york so it's for [01:18:41] the Bronx kids the smart ones in the Bronx go for them very good now if you've never seen this [01:18:47] if you're a cat person i've never seen this cat in my life it's called a code code [01:18:52] cod cod cod coyote coyote it's the smallest field species of cats native to the Americas [01:19:00] it lives in central america southern chile as they would say on the news as chile [01:19:06] as well as margillian in adjoining areas of argentina and since 2002 it's been listed as vulnerable [01:19:12] on the i.u.c n red list in its population maybe less than 10,000 go look at this thing [01:19:18] it is the cutest i'm shocked rich people haven't started hoarding these really [01:19:23] yeah because it you know it's so tiny like baby cat tiny smaller than baby cat [01:19:29] yeah um good i've just never heard of it go look at it it's amazing put it in the schnutz all right [01:19:37] i don't want to do my thank you oh god dang um oh so some uh chorizo they brought me some spotted [01:19:44] cow and one of the kids are they never never have it had it and i'm like i'm gonna change your life [01:19:49] right now you have no idea what's gonna happen i want to put this on ice and then by time i get back [01:19:54] stage to be cold enough i'm gonna change your life thank you chorizo yeah uh pat nana got this [01:20:00] all the eclipse beer it's some other stuff uh um buckies popcorn yeah um jane and ron from [01:20:06] ohio uh some beer was wonderful thank you cans designed by local artists those were super fun [01:20:11] cool um lutees i think i'm saying that right in uh jimong since nadi termites uh got local [01:20:20] third eye groovy baby beer nice yeah i got that go b i k hank aimas jack uh bigfoot coffee mug [01:20:27] very fun fun and some my hairboobairs and then um bavaria got me uh buckies t-shirt for baby cat [01:20:34] i have not tried to put that on her yet i'm not sure how that's gonna go over [01:20:40] she might the others won't [01:20:45] the stuff from indy um the young people the children to visa emelena manda in the belay marimex [01:20:52] yeah and uh great the cats got a lot of greenies it's a haul they i'm not kidding when i get all my [01:20:58] open the suitcase and they come and look they know the bag and they get all excited terry kathleen [01:21:03] and ilene got me a buckies gift card so boom yeah i had a story about buckies for next week too [01:21:09] and scratch offs yeah uh bud and ivy with chloro's fancy bloody marimex delicious being tried right [01:21:16] now forgot about that that's what i put in this before i put the vodka and then i got excited about [01:21:20] the vodka Amy cat treats wonderful Aaron an electric lighter which i thought was a flashlight [01:21:27] i used the wrong end and almost burnt my shirt but i love it i love it i love it um blaine and caillin [01:21:35] pale ale yeah delicious can share an amber saying almost cocktail sauce one of the bottles that [01:21:40] it's so good and then i'm gonna break into that i'm gonna break into that um i think master sunday [01:21:47] away from master sunday holly laureate alert america messy soup leo now it's fine yeah so [01:21:54] all right we're gonna do a quote [01:21:59] march vadness i know you don't have a team well i said i don't have a team [01:22:03] who do you want me to root for um i just have a lot of gambling things going on [01:22:09] my mom just only picks catholic schools and you know what she never wins but she doesn't do bad [01:22:14] yeah it's weird because i thought that was a stupid strategy because the catholic schools don't have [01:22:18] as many people to begin with usually so we're never as good and then then then then so [01:22:23] let's do a quote by tate then we'll do dolly tate tate tate oh where is she now she's off what she [01:22:32] doing she's a travis i don't know where they are LA or something [01:22:37] los angeles yeah this is from l uh l magazine in 2019 banished a drama you only have so much room [01:22:47] in your life and so much energy to give uh to those in it be discerning if someone in your life [01:22:54] is hurting you draining you or causing you pain in any way that feels unresolvable [01:22:58] block their number blocking their number isn't cruel it's just a simple setting on your phone [01:23:03] that will eliminate drama if you choose to use to like that yeah i like it i like it she has a lot of [01:23:12] drama so you're like the these are compared to dolly's quotes or is there always just like [01:23:18] whale uh here's what's going to happen dolly this is on her um [01:23:25] mmm her distinctive look in an interview also with l magazine okay i just want to be pretty [01:23:32] i wanted to be striking i wanted to be colorful i wanted to be sane so when i went to nashville [01:23:37] i always overdid it when they say less is more i say that's bullshit more more is more [01:23:45] that's true yes more is more dolly that's a wonderful quote more is more [01:23:53] less isn't more um hold on i'll tell you where i'm going and then we're done [01:24:00] shit i lost my piece of paper hold on bear with me termite termitos [01:24:08] i am gonna see cuz i'm going to san Antonio [01:24:11] texas austin it's very exciting um [01:24:16] shit what am i gonna do well i have a lot of driving to do kelly McFarland will be [01:24:22] working with me she'll be the opening act she's very funny one of my favorites [01:24:27] um from the new england area um i think i lost my calendar hold on hold on i might have it's okay [01:24:36] i'll read it off my phone um well i have my favorite spots as always um [01:24:45] mattell rancho is my favorite spot in austin judge if you want [01:24:51] they have a margarita that's a mix of a martini and a margarita and it's the greatest thing [01:24:57] i've ever had out of anything that's shakeable in my life you get your own shaky whoo [01:25:02] yeah and it's it's sexy food it's wonderful you can sit outside it's just wonderful [01:25:06] and it's humongous so there's never a long line and then in san Antonio i have my little spots but [01:25:12] most of the time in san Antonio in this may sound hacky i don't know i go to the alamo [01:25:18] i love it there and they have new exhibits all the time just when you think there's not another [01:25:23] another movie or more information about david kraket god damn it yes there is you get your ass in [01:25:28] there and um yeah i you walk around it and the church and it's just i love it down in that whole area [01:25:36] the san Antonio river walk is fun um i'm never at a loss for things to do in texas that's for sure [01:25:44] so that's next weekend then marietta ohio since in adio hi oh uh i'm making up the shows in [01:25:50] Detroit a cancel because my dad so those two i think everybody held on to their tickets there's [01:25:56] a few people on the lake are they couldn't because they had other shoes to do when it date got [01:26:00] moved my apologies for that um so there might be a couple left on there i don't know [01:26:04] they were sold out but then they can you know if people who had the right to turn their tickets [01:26:09] so uh then territown wilmington delaware uh anaheim california thousand oaks california [01:26:18] west hamden o darling of either haptis for the summer where you're summering the oaps ox [01:26:24] and the hamptis they're quite different charles tell west virginia bo-moom casino gig portland main [01:26:33] yep and i'll be staying a couple extra days uh if everything uh allows for that because i [01:26:39] i love portland and i don't want to go do my show that's how much i'm having fun in the day [01:26:45] and then i'm like oh this show is cutting into my fun yeah you'll have to go early then [01:26:49] the borgata at lennie city we've added uh we'll be adding i think not sure a second show um [01:26:57] can i say it i don't i never know what i'm allowed to say [01:27:00] then i'll say it and then i'll get a call from a little friend branson umgey weren't supposed to [01:27:04] announce that well too late sorry bronson sorry sorry sorry sorry uh i think he went to madonna [01:27:14] i got a call in ask how that was did he go yeah okay i gotta ask right bob o'clock went to and [01:27:20] i got a i didn't i haven't heard her new reviews right well i've been busy i know [01:27:26] mm-hmm [01:27:29] then hi agra falls on terro canada [01:27:35] and hampton beach new ham sure uh those are the summer gigs and then the fall gigs will be announced soon [01:27:43] um and the fall is bang up fun i yep i have signed off on everything very excited i'm gonna try to [01:27:50] go over the showtime before the tickets are on sale and make sure as many as i can do earlier the [01:27:54] better the um so i got the fall goes on sale first week of april so there you go [01:28:05] termitos you can go online soon enough and get tickets see if your city made the list now remember [01:28:14] baby cat merch yeah that'll be on a website some of it will be taken to some towns i will not say [01:28:19] which ones because i can't guarantee that it will happen i'm not mario de sincinari i'm not a [01:28:25] merch monster i find it well you gotta commit to that and i just don't have that kind of commitment [01:28:32] true that it's on the website usually how bad do you want a t-shirt all right that's it you ready [01:28:49] so