Episode 174: “The Boss” Awakens, Saving Casino Cats, & Debating The Marriage of Cousins

[00:00:00] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink,

[00:00:14] pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:18] Tirmites Episode 1474, the pub is finally back open. I'm sorry the pub had to pose for renovations.

[00:00:30] Here's how I feel, baby cat, you'd come over here. Here's how I feel about the last three weeks.

[00:00:36] I'm sorry I had to postpone a couple shows. It's it's the old people again, it's my dad.

[00:00:46] This time they said he's not going to make it there's a window of seven to ten days, give or take either three on either side.

[00:00:56] Okay, well that's not good. Yeah, but better get everything in order. But people are sending pictures for, well if this happens we've got to have a big Irish wake and we need what bars are we going to?

[00:01:10] Well he didn't even come close to that. He's now awake and took away all his medicine. It's made no difference.

[00:01:20] It kind of makes me wonder if he's really been taking it ever for the last five years. But you know, it's the over 80 crowd. Do they take their meds or not? I don't know.

[00:01:30] Yeah, he's he's not fine but is it I want to make Donald shake? It's terribly, it's terrible when the lady at McDonald's knows my order.

[00:01:39] Hi Kathleen. Hi, do you want two shakes for your dad? Yeah, he has one in the morning and one at night. Thanks I'll put it in the mini fridge.

[00:01:47] So I don't even know where, where we're at. I don't know. I should do an ad for McDonald's though. You know everybody wants to call it a piece of shit. Well, he is being fueled by chocolate shakes and the biscuit of the sausage biscuit not the sausage.

[00:02:05] Can't get that down now but the shakes down the Ozarks. There's frozen custard called andies and randies either one of those will do it's got chocolate hot fudge and caramel and you know turn on the cardinals.

[00:02:17] This is not a dead person. This would no, no, no, no, no. And then they all go well, you know some people when taking off other meds they actually rally I go right but does it rally implies to me a short spike in greatness. I rallied.

[00:02:32] This is 21 days. When the cardinals rally, we get out of rally talisman. Yeah, we had a good inning. If you have nine innings in a row of greatness, that's not a rally.

[00:02:44] This is 21 days now. You know I don't know all I know is a lot of you are going through versions of this so I appreciate all the emails I hate canceling shows. I've never done it my life.

[00:02:55] I don't postpone them. I don't do anything so if you're told fine. I would honestly packing like clothes for a week like and now I'm like, oh, I'm out of sweat pants. Well shit, I'm not underwear. He's like not fine but nothing like what they said. No, no, he's you know why aren't you eight your shows because of you dad. Well, you should get to work. That's all he wants is everybody go to work. But he tells my younger brother the most get to work and I said do you notice?

[00:03:24] He never has to say that to me because he knows I work my ass off. He does wonder why I'm not at my show but he doesn't tell me to work more just saying Pat maybe there's a pattern.

[00:03:35] Oh yeah so I don't know and when the medical people go well, you know it's all in God's hands. Well, I can say that also. I know that I was hoping you because you see these people every day and people like him could have a little more insight

[00:03:53] but we're just going to leave it up to the gods of Vahala. I totally made a Viking. Well, I wish I was a Viking during the eclipse like I don't understand all that. I don't even care.

[00:04:06] I would have been so much better as like a Native American or a Druid or a Viking where I just go, I don't know the gods are mad. Everything's dark. Well fuck up. It's light again. Yeah, the gods are happy. Yeah, let's do a moon dance. Okay. Yeah.

[00:04:21] I don't yeah because what's the difference but anyway, that's the update and I'm going to do everything I can to keep the schedule normal. I can't you know I don't know what we're doing.

[00:04:32] I'm doing everything I need to do and then some and I've lost all my friends. I lost all my my golf buddies. They don't even check it anymore. No.

[00:04:44] They just assume I'm not around and they'll be back. But yeah, I wouldn't text me either because I'm probably not coming. Yeah, I'm just going to be sitting here watching the Cardinal game with Jack who wasn't supposed to be alive right now.

[00:04:57] I mean, every time I want every time the one player won't say which player because it would be mean but every time the one player gets up to bat. I hate that guy. Look up its contract. Look up its car much longer.

[00:05:15] Three years dead. He was signed for three years anyway, all right, let's move on that's the update. Thanks for everybody who did keep their tickets if you couldn't have other stuff to do. I totally get that no big deal. You should.

[00:05:28] I don't know the ins and outs of all the refunds but that but what I will say because there have been some emails that have been forwarded to me.

[00:05:35] If you're going to buy tickets to my shows just go to my website because that's the link to the actual seller it is amazing to me even people in my own family my mom goes.

[00:05:47] You're at Julie said your tickets in Austin are $488.

[00:05:54] I said well mom, I'm just going to guess and Julie went to a crazy resale site but it is confusing because if you Google like your name or even when I do it for other people I want to go see the first ones that come up are resale sites it's not my website and it's not ticket master it's not wherever I'm supposed to be it's jacked up stuff

[00:06:16] and then people click on it and then you I can't promise you get a refund with all that I don't even if you go off site I can't make I can't keep the promises I'm trying to keep so if you and I'm not trying to plug my website I'm just saying that has the link to the it is very nice

[00:06:31] website because very modern was redesigned this year I helped with a lot of that anyway here's the work announcements 20 22 24 fall tour announcement is going to be next Monday April

[00:06:46] 15th so it's a little something happy on tax day. Yeah, and the cities it's going to be great the fall has awesome cities and a couple I'm just going to say are very far north

[00:06:59] a couple are very far in the north beyond the wall I'm going beyond the wall to the north on the pre sale so I'll announce the cities on Monday and you get excited

[00:07:15] Wednesday is the pre sale the code will be pot luck for some of your older termites it doesn't cost any money I know that's confusing sometimes it confuses me

[00:07:27] and it's also confusing sometimes because then the venues will put up a different code just put a code in whatever put in ours or whatever there's does

[00:07:37] and then Friday that Friday it all happens in that week Wednesdays for sale Fridays on sale boom boom boom so very and then upcoming shows heading to Detroit for two shows in Royal Oak

[00:07:48] Royal Oak

[00:07:54] then Terry town willington Delaware and I'm California I've got a lot of friends coming to that one very excited

[00:08:01] thousand oaks I have some pals coming to that one too I'm going to do Bert Christchurch wife's podcast yeah

[00:08:07] and then Bert was like well why aren't you doing mine I'm like she has first that's exactly why Bert why don't you get on it Chubby Bubby

[00:08:15] and my friend Greg Fitz Simmons I'm going to do his podcast out in LA Fitz dog I think it's called

[00:08:23] and I'm going to be on KTLA in the morning

[00:08:27] Los Angeles I actually it's the only morning show probably in the country that I enjoyed

[00:08:33] I mean watching as a human being that lived that lived in LA and I'm like they're a fun group I like them yeah and most morning things are like yeah yeah

[00:08:43] you're cooking yeah I got to cook some shit or you know it's do you have anything wacky but no I'm not a clown I did it's right yeah

[00:08:52] and the older I get I have to get up like seven hours earlier from makeup yeah I'm like oh can the makeup lady come at midnight

[00:08:58] I'll just sit here like this with makeup on then West Hampton New York that's my that's where I'm in the Hamptons

[00:09:06] like a rich person that's some it all be summering for one day in the Hamptons and then I'll be in the Ozies which is not exactly the Hamptons

[00:09:13] Charles Tom West Virginia boom I love that because you know Portland Maine love it

[00:09:17] Borgada love it and added a show at the Borgada there's now a Saturday show termites because Friday sold out so boom we're on a roll

[00:09:26] Antonio Texas Austin Texas it's gonna be hot you should come inside Marietta Ohio Cincinnati Ohio Niagara Falls on

[00:09:35] Thario that's August 10th yeah and Hampton Beach New Hampshire zone there you go moving on what are we

[00:09:42] drinking in honor of what masters week it's calamity Jane the beer of the PGA the Georgia selection

[00:09:50] nice normally I like to go to a practice round with my friend little dwarfman or my friend Ron white but that was not in the cards

[00:09:57] this time but I'm very excited to be able to watch it yeah very excited the masters to me is like better than

[00:10:04] the Super Bowl way better way better because it's four days and it's just I just love everything about

[00:10:12] it even though you know it's those masters people that well it refers to my old jokes yeah we'll find my old joke

[00:10:21] yeah we got a maybe politically correct that a little bit it was quite it sometime I could probably cancel the

[00:10:30] thing anymore I don't know and then what are we gonna try well this made me laugh because these the somebody I

[00:10:38] have never been to Epcot is in well well maybe I was there I don't know I'm not a Disney person I mean I'll take kids

[00:10:47] if I know I'm gonna have to but you these I guess you go into China world and these late they have late

[00:10:54] this country has its world right there oh I thought they called them worlds no the world of China yeah

[00:11:05] why not well it's Chinese writing all of these ladies potatoes so I don't know what flavor but it has a picture of a beer on it

[00:11:11] yeah let's see if the oh okay we're already starting off wrong ladies aren't supposed to have ridges that's not right maybe the Chinese like them

[00:11:21] oh my god oh my god no holy shit oh my god that tastes as like perfume what the Christ oh my god

[00:11:34] perfume glaze that's why yeah it's like they dumped it in Chanel number five oh my god what stuff snacks

[00:11:44] what are these anything combos and combos stuff snacks ranch dip oh there's ranch inside this pretzel yeah

[00:11:52] you got a gas first I don't know is it better than the perfume chips it's better than the perfume chips

[00:12:03] but it also weighs like 87 pounds I mean it's just fat in the bag no there's just no reason to fuck up a pretzel or the ranch no okay

[00:12:13] but oh these are the breakfast flavored these are that it was Antoinette and Roberta that got from Orlando that went to and got the packaging

[00:12:24] school but holy Christ did you guys taste some Roberta and Antoinette holy shit it's like I ate perfume

[00:12:34] it's gonna take a hot minute to get rid of this maybe seven more beers really oh my god

[00:12:40] a lot these lay these are i hop breakfast flavored they're bacon was with syrup and pancakes with syrup

[00:12:50] and bacon these difference in the end I don't even know how you pass this at the meeting when they go do

[00:13:01] you have any ideas for flavors how about pancakes on a potato chip no Kathleen you're fired you're fired for even saying that out loud

[00:13:09] oh okay well now it's not my thing I wouldn't ruin a bag of lays like this but if you like starberry pancakes they nailed it

[00:13:25] it tastes like strawberry pancakes yeah I don't taste bacon not at all I only taste pancakes kids would love these yeah

[00:13:35] yeah it's not my thing but God how much money do they spend on new flavors millions and then you know who's gonna first of all

[00:13:47] I bought it to our got that somebody sent it to me but would you buy it if you're hungry I don't just doesn't it doesn't seem like enough

[00:13:57] all right we're moving on so many things so many things which reminds just this is a suggestion this came to the team email

[00:14:05] and then I go through that I get to whatever whatever this person wrote a very nice email Carmen about a show in case

[00:14:16] you guys want to show called files of the unexplained on Netflix she thinks it's very interesting a little bit it was a little slow

[00:14:22] I the gate but you got a first one's about aliens the next they have won about creepy dolls they have won about like linear so it's all the stuff that we've talked about on the podcast

[00:14:32] we haven't talked about those those feet that watch a shore in Canada with a shoe on it just the foot and then she wrote what is paddles doing up there exactly maybe

[00:14:42] why don't you get to the bottom of that one it's your nation I had to watch your cats yeah they're not happy with me

[00:14:50] well they shouldn't be it's ridiculous but you know what that's when you show up like a squatter with no parents and just block yourself on the front porch you take what you didn't yet

[00:14:58] right I'm excited for them because the cicadas are coming and it's just gonna be a feast it's real you just to the cake chopper will be in his glory just eating one after another

[00:15:11] it's going to be a magnificent summer for cats well not the whole summer I think it only lasts like the middle of June

[00:15:19] king and queen news jelly roll was wonderful at the cmt awards was Sunday night if you didn't get to see that he's just a wonderful person I love everything about him

[00:15:33] and his plane had to make an emergency landing but everything was fine I didn't really read the whole story why but he's he's on a big roll share we haven't heard anything about

[00:15:42] sharing a hot minute well her and her boyfriend Alexander Edwards had a glam date night at the dole sangabano exhibition in Milan they were all dressed up she's 77 it doesn't say how old this child is he's 38 good for you was rocking the port would say good for you

[00:16:06] share you go out and cook around go get them the guys do it why can't we she look great there's some other people that were there were demi more Naomi Campbell I've I can't remember if I've been to Milan I don't think so I was

[00:16:25] in Florence once with my mom and the neighbor that's a story to if you've never on Queen news

[00:16:35] Dolly Parton has surpassed 20 million monthly listeners on Spotify since the release of galboy garden yeah she's stupid no no no let her sing it who can't let her rewrite it who gives a shit

[00:16:51] cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching and I like the new version and I like I don't know why you don't like it well it is a classic well it's also she updated the lyrics so that the woman doesn't sound so passive but when Dolly wrote it you know women we didn't

[00:17:10] couldn't have credit cards we couldn't buy property we couldn't do anything so you did not want to lose your man and that's my meal ticket

[00:17:16] so hey Jolene at the bank back the fuck off okay you're pretty eared me we know it we know it you're you have a job whatever I don't know but what I do know is dolly's making just money hand over fist and give her because she'll do something good with it

[00:17:33] yeah she'll go give it right on output some more kids who college out there working at Dolly would tailor swift all the women are just bringing it

[00:17:42] to take a is officially declared a billionaire boom the 2024 Forbes list so another newcomer magic Johnson really good for him yeah there's that guy a lot of people

[00:18:01] wouldn't have no reason to know this but in Los Angeles in a very near Compton which has a reputation of not being exactly 100% safe

[00:18:11] what's the show what's the boys in the hood magic wanted to create a whole street of good stuff like a home depot stuff that wasn't there red lobster blah blah blah and all

[00:18:24] you know star box all that shit well none of the banks would give him money because they always use the the demographics as the reason not to give you the money

[00:18:36] well we only put a home depot if there's this many people in the area that make this median income blah blah blah so he said well what if I

[00:18:43] put up the collateral for the loans and they were like okay but blah blah well you did and he built it and it's wonderful yeah sometimes you just

[00:18:52] got to take a bowl by horns go for him you don't he's done all kinds of business things there's no other newcomers

[00:18:59] newcomers that's about it her and Travis were in Nashville for Easter for like a secret hideaway weekend yeah but over

[00:19:15] there and Hendersonville which is over there across the lake I live on the old people Mexican hippie side of

[00:19:26] the lake the other side of the lake is for families I thought about moving over thought about going to house over there and then one day me

[00:19:33] my friend Brian drove there and all I saw was soccer field soccer field soccer field soccer field and I went I know where I need

[00:19:40] the weird people I'm not a fan I don't have all this up I don't want to be in the the T.J. Max parking lot with 7,000 cars it's just

[00:19:48] strip mall strip mall I'm like no and then I found this side where there's no rules it is just old people

[00:19:53] and all the Guatemalan guys those are my little pals this is the ramshackle side which I prefer anyway I think

[00:20:01] that's all my queen news noope's not that oh snoops going to do the Olympics yes it's gonna be great he played a little volleyball

[00:20:08] in studio and kind of crushed some people I'm like maybe we could sign him I mean he's old but he's really tall I forget I tall he is

[00:20:14] um jelly and steve is just out on the road she's causing no racket no problems doing her job night after night after night I watch every

[00:20:23] clip on Instagram she's out there killing it add and shows she's gonna be in London this lady's never getting off the

[00:20:30] road I need her to date Lewis black I don't know how I make that happen but then I'm gonna be like a four-year-old and go you guys have the same age

[00:20:39] just to work great Lou I'm gonna point where to get backstage at stevey next and you're gonna be on your best behavior you're gonna wear shirt I tell you to wear

[00:20:50] she's a little out there but he loves out there out there type checks he loves the woo woo as it called the woo

[00:21:00] woo woo people she's the queen of the woo woo's get back there yeah I remember being in the hate ashberry and

[00:21:08] Zambia says go in 1974 she'd never all the same memories as Lou they could hippie out um welcome update oh my god so I have like

[00:21:23] three days in town before I have to leave again and one of the days I was trying to get my friend

[00:21:28] door because I want to go to air churches new bar and I always tell you about the new bars in Nashville in case you ever come

[00:21:34] you'll know everything Eric church I don't even know what he sings is he I don't know a thing about him but um

[00:21:42] uh he built a six story bar it's got stained glass windows more importantly has Carolina barbecue on one of the floors my favorite

[00:21:51] I should not say that being from St. Louis and kids city I should stick with ours but I like Carolina the best

[00:21:56] well I was gonna go down there and then it didn't happen um but I am gonna go down there and give you guys an

[00:22:03] Instagram full review nice case coming to Nashville you know what you're doing yeah and a day drinking not I don't do

[00:22:11] the night as soon as I see anyone at a 30 I'm like oh now the children I have to be back out by the lake

[00:22:21] so I was gonna do all that and then Morgan wall in I really I don't want to get in any debates about

[00:22:33] Morgan's behavior or about his what he's done in the past I don't I don't get it want to get into all that

[00:22:40] what I do know is I like his voice and I like his songs I like that each tenishing he's got

[00:22:45] him written there he is a hill billet and I like it compared to a lot of the younger people they all

[00:22:52] sound alike to me he sounds different I got a lot of hill billy also anyway he's young he's stupid

[00:23:02] sometimes very stupid and uh I bet Eric church did not picture on a soft opening on a Sunday night

[00:23:09] that there would be police and people being arrested because he threw a chair you know what why do

[00:23:15] we have laws we have laws because people do dumb shit and now the new law I guarantee you is all

[00:23:22] outdoor furniture on up up rooftops has to be bolted down so man did nobody ever think of that

[00:23:28] and you can't serve glasses in glasses the beers and glad it has to be plastic because some idiots

[00:23:33] gonna chuck a bottle over or pint glass and if that lands six stories they're gonna get mad

[00:23:40] because it's plastic when styrofoam I'm sure isn't good I don't keep up I'd have to ask my friend Amy

[00:23:44] Aquino she's an earth person she knows all the rules to the earth and what every time she comes to my

[00:23:51] house she turns everything I have off into lower settings and then it takes all my good towels away

[00:23:56] and leaves some weird like rag thing and I'm like what the fuck is that Amy where my stuff though

[00:24:01] you don't understand how much water you're wasting and you don't understand I'm like I never hear

[00:24:07] no I'm wasting water in Marriott's all across America I'm leaving that shower running

[00:24:13] God that's all I live in Marriott's if you ever go into a Marriott you'll see a portrait of two old

[00:24:18] white men one sitting down and one standing up it's Bill Marriott Jr. and Bill Marriott Sr. it's their

[00:24:24] actual portrait is very old because I went on the rover 100 years and that portrait is not changed

[00:24:28] the one in the chair is probably dead by now but in my mind I pretend they're my gay grandparents

[00:24:33] and I get all excited to see him I'm like yay yay here's my gay yeah that's how well I know

[00:24:42] feel I know them though they're like I see pictures of them more than I've ever seen in my own

[00:24:47] grandparents I know they're morbid say no yeah I'll never forget New Utah one time I I said um

[00:24:56] is the bar still open there was like a guy a security guy by the elevator it's only in Salt Lake he

[00:25:01] goes yes the bar is still open I go great I'm just gonna grab a glass wine and take it up anyway

[00:25:07] so he heard me say that and I go and get it and I go to the elevator and I have my glass of wine

[00:25:12] to take up he goes you can't take that upstairs I go you just darn me say why can't I take it upstairs

[00:25:19] well it's the rule you you have to drink the alcohol in the lobby it's a salt lake in the bar

[00:25:25] and but the bar was closing and I go so you want me to shoot wine I only have five minutes left

[00:25:32] and he said ma'am I don't make the rules blah blah blah and then I thought okay I can't be that

[00:25:36] lady who gets in a fight with the security guard so I went and sat the dark

[00:25:44] Salt lakes you're getting more a little less weird like they don't have those secret clubs where

[00:25:48] I had to pay some stranger five dollars to get a license to go in the bar and the all the best

[00:25:54] way to do is if you smoke and I smoke back then just go to the smoking area they'll all do it

[00:25:59] yeah all of them they're like I don't know anyone here can somebody sponsor me to go in there all

[00:26:03] I want is a bud light like how hard is this yeah that's over though um but I'm gonna do a full

[00:26:09] review on that bar it just got sidetracked and then Morgan he does have a song

[00:26:17] it's how it goes last night we let the liquor talk can't remember everything we said but we said it all

[00:26:26] it now should be last night I let the liquor talk can't remember everything I threw

[00:26:34] but I threw a lot keep going with that Morgan come on it's free it's a free idea

[00:26:44] uh update on musicians I love that song we let the liquor talk um update on the musician selling

[00:26:53] their rights yes so crazy the band kids they marked uh 2023 was a bittersweet moment for the band

[00:27:02] having performed on countless stages over the last decade they decided to just band after holding

[00:27:05] one last performance in New York City which a lot of the kiss fans were not oppressed with

[00:27:10] yeah I don't know anything oh they did all the makeup and stuff they thought the kiss fans thought

[00:27:16] that they would introduce like the next band that would be kiss oh no yeah I don't think they

[00:27:22] know Gene Simmons well enough yeah that's what Gene Simmons would say is Sharon his stage boy yo

[00:27:28] you wouldn't even make it up that first rickety step on those bullshit stages

[00:27:36] they've sold they've released 20 studio albums and sold over 75 million records worldwide

[00:27:41] which is weird because I think I've said it on the podcast before um my favorite song was their

[00:27:47] slow one but I can't come home right now what that was a great song because me and the

[00:27:57] oh there's a playing that was the way you go get the beer and I don't know no it wasn't it's the

[00:28:02] only reason I went to the show why never even went truth be told no I want to rock it roll all

[00:28:07] guys and party every day I love it yeah that was a good one I was yeah all right anyway uh they've sold

[00:28:18] their rights for 300 million I don't think that's enough especially because they have sold um their

[00:28:26] likenesses it's they sold it to pop house our images our music and our personas is like anything here's

[00:28:33] the thing about kiss people like I never knew a die hard kiss fan totally worth it though Washington

[00:28:38] DC improv and the manager there was John he was a great he is a great guy um and he's obsessed with kiss

[00:28:47] and one night I was so the computers in the office like even on a Saturday in a club when we'd

[00:28:53] have two or sometimes three shows most of the time in between the shows I was on some sort of eBay

[00:28:58] auction in the office because eBay was new and it was exciting and I'm trying to get my sister sound

[00:29:04] in music dinner plates for a Christmas present and I'm you know I have a joke about it but um he

[00:29:10] was come in a competing auction on a different computer for a kiss coffin they made oh my god

[00:29:19] yeah and then Costco ended up selling them years later um but he was like oh yeah baby you can't

[00:29:25] leave all the kiss club they there are people collect this stuff like Gene Simmons made it all

[00:29:30] it's way different than say like the Eagles or Flew Mac or these I don't think 300 million

[00:29:37] is enough what about AI right yeah well well the I always say that the black comics are way ahead

[00:29:46] of the white comics when it comes to um what you should do business-wise whether they do it or not

[00:29:52] that's up to them but one of my friends and it's always a black guy he's like you guys you just have an

[00:29:57] AI agent baby and I never thought about that I'm like fuck he's right like instead of just letting

[00:30:02] people do it get an agent and sell it like it makes some money they're gonna steal it anyway might

[00:30:07] get money out of the opera I'm like yeah I'm fucking calling them on Monday I'll be the first one

[00:30:13] who's got me an AI agent if I don't have an AI agent within 72 hours I'm leaving

[00:30:21] anyway I just don't think 300 millions enough no I would especially him he's the king of business

[00:30:28] I would have gone for it what's the difference of they give you 300 million they give you five

[00:30:33] they might be entire they're they're the older turtle they're old turtles yeah they're the senior

[00:30:38] turtles update pictures of a man believed to be Banksy somebody could take his picture

[00:30:49] at the site of a tree mural yes new pictures of surface showing man believed to be the elusive

[00:30:54] artist Banksy at the site of his latest mural it's in London and somebody the man who has short

[00:31:00] hair and glasses can be seen climbing over a black railing because he realized he got caught

[00:31:05] thanks somebody caught him the passer by you captured the pictures that I noticed a man in a black hoodie

[00:31:09] seemed to finish his work to hand over a box who an assistant at a gray check flannel shirt with

[00:31:15] gray hair then he started climbing over the fence and I got feeling that it could be Banksy a

[00:31:19] Banksy mural and that that was Banksy himself I quickly focused on taking pictures of them and he

[00:31:24] looked at me with the expression to seem to say I've been spotted he quickly left the scene in a

[00:31:28] black van parked near the mural of course it's a black van well you gotta go get that license plate

[00:31:33] number come on now haven't we seen day line enough people to know how to keep moving on that

[00:31:42] at least you guys picture if it's that Robert Guggenheim guy or whatever the guy's name is that

[00:31:46] they all say it's him it's exactly what he would probably look like like mid 40s white guy

[00:31:54] kind of a beard kind of a shade like crop haircut mid 40s white guy in London

[00:32:07] our little crypto thief not a fraudster he's a fucking thief

[00:32:12] Sam Bankman freed speaks out ever after his sentencing 25 years into pop up

[00:32:18] but a federal thing you can't get that reduced but you can't get extra credit for good behavior

[00:32:22] which is what I'm sure Elizabeth Holmes or 11-year sentence will turn into five and his will turn into

[00:32:28] 11 years and he's only he's young so it won't even be a big deal by the time he gets out he still

[00:32:33] won't even be an art member um but this is what this is what an narcissist crazy person he is um

[00:32:43] he's he's saying from prison that the only way all of this can be straight now and people

[00:32:49] can get their money back is that if I'm not in prison I just can't make that happen while I'm in

[00:32:52] prison so if he would let me out of prison I could really make this all right and um

[00:32:57] he doesn't think the people that are in charge are getting the people their money back they are

[00:33:00] gonna get their money back but it's gonna be a minute um yeah um he said I never thought what I was

[00:33:05] doing was illegal but I tried to hold myself to a high standard and I certainly didn't meet that

[00:33:10] oh so you've set a standard for you well how about the one we've all set for everyone that's

[00:33:15] called the law the law that's the law you oh I didn't you didn't think what you were doing was

[00:33:20] illegal then why not just show them the books of when you took all the money that people like me would

[00:33:25] have sent I picked a different exchange I did not go with FTX even though they had big commercials

[00:33:30] and look fancy I stuck a coin base so far so good doesn't mean it all can't fall apart tomorrow

[00:33:35] you're saying you don't think Tommy's still on me I don't think time Brady no do I think he knows

[00:33:39] about Bitcoin maybe probably as much as I do but that's not enough to be endorsing things when

[00:33:46] up around hi hi do you want to come up say hi come here come here come here come here we're

[00:33:55] doing a podcast baby cat come here we'll say hi to the people come on come on

[00:34:02] she's a picture I don't have any I have no treats they're downstairs all right moving on um

[00:34:10] he said uh he said he's remortful um that he has seen the despair and frustration um

[00:34:19] he said it's just excruciating waiting every day for people to get their money back um

[00:34:24] right right um I'd give anything to help repair the damage I'm doing what I can from prison but

[00:34:32] it's deeply frustrating not to be able to do more right hey I burnt the whole house down I can

[00:34:37] rebuild it if you let me out just let me out no um yeah so that's what's going on there

[00:34:43] I want his parents to be in trouble too I don't know when that's coming down to fight but it better

[00:34:48] come down update I have a lot of updates and you know I used to do a joke a long long time ago um

[00:34:58] when people frequently go how was your flight I'm here I mean if I'm here it was good

[00:35:07] be if I'm not here that was a problem right well now I don't even feel that way now I mean

[00:35:12] there's just in southwest airlines the engine cover flew off while they're taking off um Boeing

[00:35:19] and it's just been inspected I don't it makes me laugh that the Boeing

[00:35:23] uh united air-led CEO said the incidents because they got tires falling off and

[00:35:32] right uh I'll fire their entire door panel fell off um and uh he said it's really time to sharpen

[00:35:40] their focus what yep now if you're the United CEO or the CEO Boeing I think he's getting fired

[00:35:49] yeah um he's stepping down he's stepping down well now would be a good time because if you don't

[00:35:53] we're firing him so you can call it whatever you want to call it but the but I mean if he steps

[00:35:57] down how much of the parachute package does he get here's 40 million for being not being on top of it

[00:36:06] I wouldn't want to be the United CEO when you have to come out um and say

[00:36:12] uh what do you say look a tire so a tire fell off the plane but here's the thing

[00:36:19] you don't really need all the tires we can land with some tires those extra tires are just to make

[00:36:27] it more comfortable more less like a naïve like a military thing um tires are overrated I mean

[00:36:33] there's just nothing you can say that's gonna sound sensible um and there's really that's the only

[00:36:40] update isn't the United CEO is that they're gonna sharpen their focus oh my god right I have other

[00:36:47] jokes about it but you have to come see my show for you update update so remember the billionaire lady

[00:36:55] Kathy Cargill of Cargill feed sea green in the Midwest you see Cargill everywhere I don't know if it

[00:37:01] goes beyond the Midwest uh our area but it's an enormous um yes and it's easy to confuse a car

[00:37:10] heart which is more yes like they got the cool clothes and all that not Cargill

[00:37:18] but Carhartt or super warm clothes I have a pair to go to Titans games and they're super cute

[00:37:27] yeah and boy in my warm you could put like another pair of legs in my legs though it's

[00:37:31] very large and it's an extra small I'm like maybe I should have went to a kids I should have went

[00:37:36] I should have went to a child's large right um so this is a this is crazy and this is a thing of

[00:37:43] mine this is where I know I'm turning into an old person well I know I'm turning into an old person

[00:37:47] because every time I pass mattress firm I'm like that's a front I don't know what the fuck's going

[00:37:52] on in there but I never see a car there no one's buying mattresses and then that's the kind

[00:37:58] of thing that old people would go hey you know what I was thinking about today and young people

[00:38:01] are like why would you even think about that because it's suspicious yeah that's why

[00:38:05] I have a problem with billionaires buying up all of the land in one area that's awesome

[00:38:13] I don't know how you stop it you can't well HOAs would stop it but they'll just find a way they'll

[00:38:19] put it in an LLC they'll find a way yeah but this is about Kathy Cargill she's the one who bought

[00:38:25] all the property up in Minnesota and she's buying and she is not nice no no but the locals you

[00:38:36] know say you have a your second your little lake house for the weekends is worth 200 grand

[00:38:42] and somebody be bops in and says I'll give you 450 I get it I mean unless it's a family home with

[00:38:48] a million rent memories we can't sell it but if it's just well fuck we could go buy a better house

[00:38:53] if we take the evil ladies money right well this article was written 10 years ago I was cruising

[00:39:00] around a ranch outside of Sheridan Wyoming sipping midday courthouse lights with two buddies and a

[00:39:05] Sam Elliott figure named Hardy who happened to be an honest good good cowboy at one point Hardy

[00:39:10] was an old family friend to one of those guys gestured towards the rolling big horn mountains

[00:39:14] and started wrestling off surnames as they lauder family owns that one he's pointing to a mountain

[00:39:21] he'll it packer family owns that one different mountains like they own the whole mountain yeah

[00:39:28] he said it so on and so forth it's even a perfect sense of course the airs to a cosmetic

[00:39:33] dynasty on vacation acreage is so vast it envelops an entire mountain of course they would own

[00:39:38] that with who that's right what do the makeup people right ever whatever with wells ostensibly

[00:39:45] infinite that's ostensibly infinite these families can do and pluck up parcels with impunity creating

[00:39:51] their own self isolating playgrounds as if it's the natural order of things the Emerson family which is

[00:39:56] lumber I don't know John Malone cable TV and Ted Turner each own an excessive two million acres

[00:40:03] two million oh my god my friend drew I won't say who he went with but he liked one of these

[00:40:10] exclusive Montana he has I don't know it's like thing like you snow ski or you golf depending on

[00:40:18] what it is but it's you know it's very very very exclusive and Drew's is the normal guy and he's

[00:40:24] like if I had to hear one more fucking time Ted Turner I was that that Turner on that that

[00:40:29] Turner on that I can give shit who owns this why are they so impressed that Ted Turner I go I don't

[00:40:35] know Drew I guess that's what rich people talk about right so um Kathy Carve Cargill is stupefyingly

[00:40:42] rich it's the largest private company in the United States I did not know that she has a collection

[00:40:49] of McLaren sports cars well she now what is your problem baby cat um so the locals um started to

[00:41:00] realize she's buying up all these homes and it's her but I don't know how they figured that out

[00:41:05] she said um there was an article in one of the papers up in Minnesota and the DNT article

[00:41:12] featured a chargill charm offensive where she threatened to sue the hometown newspaper and stated

[00:41:18] the homes we bought were pieces of crap I couldn't imagine and living in any of them wow

[00:41:25] unsurprisingly locals had some concern why the hell is this seemingly hostile what the hell is

[00:41:31] seemingly hostile lady up to was she's not gonna tell any of them no um

[00:41:38] really bad at you come here come here come here come here come here come here come here

[00:41:43] say you're gonna say out of the people and then you're not come you're gonna know all right

[00:41:47] she's not you want to go talk to her brother um somebody said

[00:42:00] I think Kathy Gargoyle they started out nice she's a well-meaning lady I have faith that

[00:42:05] they're going to do the right thing no way it's gonna be some McMatchan okay Dan O'Neill I've got news for you

[00:42:15] they they they they went on Facebook the town the townfolk um uh she said she's not

[00:42:23] gonna communicate with the city and then she got super pissy because they kept saying what are

[00:42:29] your plans like what are you doing they want to know I do they have the right to know I don't know

[00:42:33] I don't know how that works if there's no HOA I don't think in HOA is my sister and I was talking

[00:42:39] about it in HOA because there is one in she's in one of those family subdivision deals HOAs

[00:42:44] are only as good as they are enforceable there's a shit ton of people that just go I don't care

[00:42:50] fuck you make me make me change it and then that's what are you gonna do get lawyers it's crazy

[00:42:54] it's crazy this is what um no you don't uh this is what they said cargo could could have done

[00:43:04] couldn't have dug a deeper PR grave if she tried with quotes like this she said I think an expression

[00:43:09] we all know don't pee in your Cheerios no Kathy I've never heard that actually don't piss we eat maybe

[00:43:18] your Cheerios specifically Cheerios I would have said honeynut Cheerios because those are way better

[00:43:24] she said well uh mayor the mayor Reinhart kind of peed in his Cheerios right there and definitely

[00:43:31] I'm not gonna do anything to benefit the community yep she said um the good plans I had for

[00:43:38] debutifying um updating and fixing up park point or putting up that sports complex you can forget it

[00:43:45] you're not getting pickleball courts stop it oh my god Jesus oh my god

[00:43:53] they can posture all they want but they are going I'm not going anywhere these people can't run me out

[00:43:58] how neighborly um I don't know and then there's another one so that's the cargo lady

[00:44:06] and then there's a there's a tech billionaire quiet quietly buying up Hawaii yes not not uh suck

[00:44:13] it's auger bird not even him a different guy yeah um while Mia Hawaii um yeah it's on the big island

[00:44:24] um it's primarily an agricultural town with just three stoplights

[00:44:29] and around 10,000 residents it has lush forests with guava trees and torch ginger

[00:44:35] I don't know what that is um it's the birthplace for the Hawaiian cowboy or a panel

[00:44:42] not kids um last couple years and mystery has been brewing in the small mountain town some

[00:44:47] has been quietly buying up hundreds of acres of land during worries about rising house prices yeah

[00:44:53] that's yeah go to Lenin you want to see their end result that's that Larry Ellison

[00:44:58] you want to see the end result of it and then you just have to hope did we get a good king

[00:45:02] or a bad king like it's bullshit I just don't know how you um how do you study this guy is a CEO and

[00:45:10] co-founder of San Francisco based sales force one of the largest software companies

[00:45:15] which owns the popular messaging service slack never heard of it any that popular

[00:45:21] it's worth nearly three hundred billion billion he also owns time magazine well guess what

[00:45:28] you need to update that yeah because I haven't read time since my grandpa was alive

[00:45:34] time I didn't know it was still a mega neither

[00:45:41] god he six foot five his name is a bean off he's 59 years old

[00:45:47] maybe he could live another 20 years yeah he already has a beach side mansion

[00:45:51] he built the 24 million dollar not uh 10,000 square foot home about 20 years ago and bought

[00:45:56] dozens of acres of ranch land in Wemia around that time according to public records

[00:46:01] he's gotten much much larger during the pandemic he's gone on a shopping street

[00:46:05] this will ruin the locals yes and nobody stops it I don't get it uh european countries have laws

[00:46:12] on this shit we don't no it's a free for all update moving on that's my anger section um

[00:46:22] here's my happy news Colorado's first buckies opened its doors in Texas with Texas

[00:46:26] brisket fever nuggets and super clean restrooms I'm gonna tell you where it's at Colorado um

[00:46:33] we had a big crowd at 6 am on a Monday

[00:46:38] oh of course i'll go um I don't have a cleaver they have that actual location I'll have to go look

[00:46:45] that up but guess who went in a bucket and posted a big video Lenny Krabitz that was so fun

[00:46:49] it was great and he signed he signed so he took pictures with everybody he got to meet Bucky

[00:46:55] Bucky was also at the CMT awards yep yep the Bucky was there um

[00:47:02] Krab look at all my updates um it's been a while I know update

[00:47:09] the tropical has officially closed so sad the tropical is where I realized Lewis Black was mentally

[00:47:16] unstable um I was talking a little about would there used to be a club on the second floor called

[00:47:21] comedy stop at the trop it then turned into the laugh factory and I was already out of the clubs by

[00:47:26] the time it turned into the laugh factory but I spent put many many hours clocked in at the comedy

[00:47:31] stop at the trop and had a blast doing it one time Lew and I got drunk and gambled a bunch and we

[00:47:36] walked across the street to the trop to another casino and played blackjack till i don't know

[00:47:42] till morning yes son but we came out in the morning it was snowing and we were drunk

[00:47:47] and it made no sense and I'm like we need to just need to go back in the casino this is not this

[00:47:52] is like that into the world or something else it's also where the tropical is where the only time

[00:47:57] in my life I got to see Mike Tyson because on the second floor of the trop there were high-end

[00:48:04] retail stores and the comedy club that was what was up there but there was a fur shop and I was in the club

[00:48:11] I don't remember it must have been in between shows because I wasn't on stage and they were like

[00:48:15] Tyson's here Tyson's here and all of us were like what not I want to see if I want to see him

[00:48:19] so he came in and a fur this four to head length fur coat which he's already like a box that's

[00:48:28] just moves forward and then he became even boxy or and he had a bunch of guys with him

[00:48:34] and they went in and they walked out with like four giant fur coats in those fancy bag

[00:48:40] whatever those are called so that was very exciting garment bags right I can't think of

[00:48:45] Lewis and I were gambling one night playing video poker and he said we need to move and I

[00:48:51] said why he goes they can see us I said who can see us Lewis because we weren't winning

[00:48:57] he said the people that watch this I said do you honestly believe that there's a person

[00:49:05] in a camera in the sky I mean they had cameras then but that you think they're studying you and I

[00:49:12] just mean or is it everyone I'm trying to understand what kind of psychosis we're dealing with here

[00:49:17] he goes why I don't know I don't know how many people they're keeping an eye on but they're watching us

[00:49:22] so what we need to do Kathleen is we need to find machines that are out of the camera view I said okay

[00:49:30] Lou where do you think the camera has its range to what's the range she goes I know we're I know where

[00:49:35] we're going well there was a hallway okay it's so great we weren't even drunk this is just his

[00:49:45] psychotic no well we had maybe a whiskey or something so there used to be this long hallway it was

[00:49:52] like a prominent type thing in the trop the whole thing of the tropic can of the theme was exotic like

[00:49:57] like a rainforest and it had live macaques and cages a lot of them like maybe 10 on each side as you

[00:50:04] walk down this thing but they would also have like one video poker machine or one slot machine

[00:50:10] in between the cages of the birds yeah lose like well we got to go to the birds I said well if

[00:50:17] any there's any cameras is probably where the birds are because they need to keep an eye on the

[00:50:21] birds no they don't care about the birds Kathleen they don't care about the birds and there's no

[00:50:25] cameras there so we go down a hallway I said it one video poker machine he goes like there

[00:50:29] and there's a slot machine he doesn't want to play that he goes down there and I'm like oh here's

[00:50:35] these birds going deal deal they're repeating words they hear from the casino hit me hit me and I'm

[00:50:42] staring at a fucking wall playing video poker with a bird going hit me hit me and I'm like

[00:50:47] Lou this is so fun how are you doing down there I have to scream like you're supposed to gamble

[00:50:53] with your friend next to you and you go oh look I got three aces or he's like just I know it's not

[00:50:59] fun but this is how we win and I go then we go back to fun where we're gonna lose is that what

[00:51:04] you're saying well yeah you can't lose the whole time I'm like wow dude I thought I had a gambling

[00:51:10] problem you have just surpassed everything hit me hit me so they sold off everything and then sadly

[00:51:19] there's Farrell cats that live out that live outdoors at the tropicala and employees fed them for

[00:51:25] like 10 years because out by their pool area their pool area was super cool at the time it was like

[00:51:31] like giant rocks and waterfalls it was like like you just went to Jamaica but not really it was the

[00:51:37] first swim up blackjack I had ever seen yeah it was fun back in the day but I did see cats out there

[00:51:46] now that they mentioned that I was like oh well why wouldn't you want to be a cat here if

[00:51:51] somebody feeds you it's a wonderful place you're right by the pool whether it's misty it's so it's

[00:51:55] not so hot well there's a bunch of employees trying to go save them before they put a giant

[00:52:01] fence around it yeah because then who's gonna feed them I need my friend Ron Thomas to go deal with

[00:52:06] this yeah he feeds all the homeless cats in Los Angeles every night of his life all of them all

[00:52:12] of them and he gets him neutered and spayed and then he goes and finds rich people to give him

[00:52:17] money to do that well he makes a good living he's a realtor forever fairer forever fairer but

[00:52:23] they're spayed and neutered and then they won't you know maybe control the cat population

[00:52:28] and maybe yeah yeah it's great and then even more sad

[00:52:34] margaritaville is closing on the strip in Las Vegas so sad I tried to tell you guys on this

[00:52:39] that was my best secret bar not that I'm a margaritaville fan I'm not a fan per se like I'm not

[00:52:46] a jim buffett what do they cut what are they cut paradise right I mean I like him he's fine but

[00:52:52] that he's awesome it's right in the middle of the strip he's also dead yes yeah that's sad

[00:52:57] but right across from the garage there was margaritaville and if you went inside you could walk

[00:53:02] up to the second floor and there was just an outdoor bar up there just beers and I mean just a regular

[00:53:07] bar and you could just sit and watch the whole strip go by and it was wonderful like nobody knew

[00:53:12] about it and anyway that's closing sad times yeah the new stuff ain't as good because this was super

[00:53:20] casual yeah big beers are cheap yeah you know yeah yeah you could get breakfast up there yeah

[00:53:28] um all right we're moving on holy to holy shit oh wait no I have to talk what we're watching

[00:53:34] because I'll forget it the one of the greatest shows I've ever seen it's called The New Look

[00:53:39] It's on Apple TV it's about Coco Chanel and I don't usually care about fashion but I do care

[00:53:45] about people that exceeded in their area of work and Christian Deore I told Lewis it has fashion

[00:53:52] World War II Nazis and traders I don't think you'd better line up for me as far as the things

[00:53:59] I'm interested in so it's their behavior during World War II Christian Deore a plus on his behavior

[00:54:06] Coco Chanel F F fail collaborated with the Nazis dealt with the Nazis was partying with the Nazis

[00:54:16] who knew I don't even know how Chanel number five survived all that well maybe go I wish it

[00:54:21] a movie but it's 10 episodes and it was just phenomenal yeah the acting is phenomenal Glenn close

[00:54:28] appears in it at one point and then the rest of them I didn't even know they the lady who plays

[00:54:32] Coco Chanel is a French actress I thought it was Julia or or Mon she looks just like her they look

[00:54:36] very much like John Melkovic plays Eve Snellarong yeah he was great really great I could watch the

[00:54:45] whole thing over again so that's my what are we watching and then you've got the basketball was great

[00:54:49] the women's was great the women got more than them and no I didn't win my bracket I only won one

[00:54:54] square two of the other thing the squares are different than the bracket and the squares I won

[00:55:00] like in round one that's a worth like 25 bucks cost 50 to enter I lost yeah loser holy shit they found it

[00:55:11] this is fantastic elaborate 600 year old castle complete with moat on earth and France

[00:55:19] yep archaeologists have known for years that a hotel in Vans France was built on the site of a

[00:55:25] medieval castle the 18th century mansion turned hotel even named itself after the castle

[00:55:30] chateau de l'air mine or mine well archaeologists didn't know how much of the 600 year old castle was

[00:55:38] still around buried just below the surface excavations in the courtyard began in February 2023

[00:55:45] ahead of the construction of a museum about 10 feet down they found the top of the castle ruins

[00:55:51] and a labrote stone structure that was built in the 1380s by the Duke of Brittany to show showcase his

[00:55:57] power what remained of the castle was a testament to its elegance and significance we'll put this

[00:56:03] in the snow so you got to see the pictures here are the most eye catching oh wait no two floors

[00:56:11] of the structure had been partially preserved archaea the larger ground floors stretched almost

[00:56:16] 140 feet in length and 55 feet and width it had a moat which could only be crossed via a wooden

[00:56:22] wooden bridge they have an ancient stone pier and fragments of the bridge right it's fantastic

[00:56:29] like let's get this going um the castle ruin had indoor toilets in 1380 drain each pipes

[00:56:38] though arrangement of pipes suggests the castle originally had three or four floors on another

[00:56:43] side of the ancient building they found their remnants of an integrated water powered mill

[00:56:49] steps leading to the mill and the tetris blocked shaped hole where the wheel once spun so

[00:56:53] they had a watermelon I mean these guys were on it for 1380 indoor plumbing Christ in America people

[00:56:59] didn't some people didn't even get it till the 50s 1950 um and then they found all kinds of little

[00:57:06] stuff knives and all kinds of crazy shit I would love to go work on that that's what I'm gonna do

[00:57:14] retired well I'm gonna go go back to Butler University because he'll let me come

[00:57:19] yeah he can't Jim Jim's gonna let me come uh and his wife Bethany also sent me a Butler

[00:57:24] sweatshirt and now I'm a Butler loyalist because so far University Missouri S.I.U. I haven't seen

[00:57:29] him for clearly and Jim didn't send me a cheap shit it's the good shit it's a shit in the book

[00:57:35] story where you're like oh that's for your parents here no it's not for the kids yeah you're like

[00:57:40] a hundred and seventy dollars no I can't afford that though and then I just go by myself some

[00:57:48] teacher with a giant bolt dog screaming something uh moving on to news moving on to news

[00:57:54] very exciting paddles this one's for you one of the world's largest grizzly bears aka named the boss

[00:58:02] he's awake yep some lady took his picture so Albertans are rushing to get he lives in Banff

[00:58:11] National Park if you've never seen him uh I bought Lewis the boss t-shirt super classy it wasn't

[00:58:17] like a tourist t-shirt it's just a picture of a grizzly bear it's like a black shirt a gray grizzly bear

[00:58:24] he's it's a fancy tourist shirt and it just says the boss and it was like 56 dollars

[00:58:29] Canadian Canadian true um but I thought I stole these glasses from him two years ago and he told me

[00:58:37] they were seventy five dollars and I said who the fuck spends seventy five dollars on reading glasses

[00:58:42] they're at wall reads for five and he was like well I just thought they look nice and I really

[00:58:47] like well I lost my glasses and I have to go do a tv show so and then I just took them and I never

[00:58:51] gave him back he doesn't need reading glasses he has glasses he wears glasses all the time you don't

[00:58:56] need it I wear contacts I didn't anyway the boss the boss um he's awake now here's the thing

[00:59:04] he is super old for a grizzly grizzly usually lived to about 20 I googled all this uh 20 to 25 max

[00:59:12] he they think he's about 27 so every spring he comes out I'm happy he's still alive

[00:59:18] he's emerged from my generation he's officially known as bear number 122

[00:59:24] he's already been spotted dozens of time this spring chances are you've seen recent photos

[00:59:28] of videos him for uh this is gardening mix reactions and the bear's safety experts cautioning people

[00:59:33] to keep their distance he weighs sick upwards of 650 pounds he's the most dominant grizzly bear in

[00:59:39] and around but he's already eaten a black bear and he's been hit by a train a couple times no problem

[00:59:45] doesn't care you go ahead and hit my fat ass I'm gonna um after two years of searching

[00:59:52] searching tasha barnette of bear bear berry uh I don't know what it's actually called bear berry

[01:00:00] finally so I'm earlier this week on the railway tracks eating grain that I had fallen from a train

[01:00:05] see that's why he hangs out by the train tracks food he should go down down

[01:00:10] yes go to the rosin ground go to the back of the rosin ground yeah one of that's my favorite

[01:00:16] uh the poutine there's to die for and uh just wait for them to take trash out at night

[01:00:21] I don't think I've ever seen a better looking bear and I've seen a few bears it was just incredible

[01:00:25] sobering feeling to see him just doing his own thing she'd driven two hours in the hopes of spot

[01:00:29] him how did she know it was the boss and not just any other grizzly they're tell-to-hell size

[01:00:33] signs his massive size he's missing a chunk of his right ear and his uh shorter snout

[01:00:39] there's not a lot of bears it looked like him um she was what one of the dozen people

[01:00:45] but then they're saying the thing is he's gonna start getting irritated with hey man i'm just trying

[01:00:50] to eat lunch here on a train track i don't need all this shit and then what if he attacks

[01:00:54] somebody then would they'll kill him it's so yeah no at least keep your distance you know

[01:01:04] but he's out and when he sits down in place and then snow he actually looks extremely cute

[01:01:11] yeah till you get up close and then he eats your face off all bears um all bears will eat you

[01:01:19] speaking of wildlife uh the first possible wolf pack sighting in Nevada in over a hundred years

[01:01:25] cool yeah well not cool if you're a farmer there's a lot of um debates on all this i'm not getting

[01:01:31] involved i'm just reporting the news stage wildlife managers reported a possible wolf pack sighting

[01:01:37] for the first time in over an over a hundred years a helicopter crew is conducting an aerial

[01:01:42] moose survey when they spotted three suspected wolves traveling together north north east Nevada near

[01:01:47] Merritt Mountain north of Elco wild wildlife biologists are now working with the USO to confirm it

[01:01:54] and then they have a picture of a wolf and he's cute but yeah um

[01:02:01] they're trying to but they're trying to figure out why the wolf i i i have a tough time with

[01:02:05] that there's moose in Nevada i just think of Vegas i know reno and taho that's all up there up

[01:02:10] there up in the mountains yeah um the wolves are making a comeback and i'm sure there i know there's

[01:02:15] a lot of farmers upset about that and i don't know how that all works out but that's what's happening

[01:02:19] now there's a wolf pack um speaking of castles which i was speaking of a moment ago i should have

[01:02:27] put the story by that story and i didn't so one time uh me i don't remember who i don't i remember

[01:02:37] me and my dad and my i think my my mom was there for sure and maybe i don't know what else

[01:02:44] we were somewhere in Ireland in a backass road there was this old castle and my dad has a problem

[01:02:48] with the british coming over 800 years ago and stealing all of our things mom many i wish he's

[01:02:56] he's still stuck on that we're not getting off them and we go into castle that at one time was an

[01:03:01] Irish castle and then 800 years ago some british uh Duke got assigned it by Henry the eighth or

[01:03:08] remember the hell and uh Henry the first second third fourth fifth seventh and um then they owned

[01:03:14] it well we go in as it is a dilapidated ass castle but we want to see it it says it's open so

[01:03:20] and it is in bump fuck it's not like the blurnie's don't know no this is off some beaten path

[01:03:26] and we go in and there's there's a portrait of a very very very old man on the oil one of them

[01:03:33] giant oil paintings and then there's a man taking like five ten bucks per person sitting at the

[01:03:39] table who does look an awful lot like the guy in the painting just maybe a hundred years

[01:03:46] difference maybe more than that maybe a couple hundred years different and my dad goes oh he's

[01:03:52] said to the guy he goes it's that your that your grandpa up there and he goes uh no it's actually

[01:03:58] my great great grandfather he goes oh and you need my five bucks how far are the mighty of fallen

[01:04:05] oh

[01:04:08] oh

[01:04:10] jackalow mic drop yeah like dad we don't have to get in a political fight here okay we just want

[01:04:15] to tour a castle i feel sorry for the guy he didn't start all this shit and he's probably going

[01:04:20] to be the one to finish it because he clearly has no money this places a dump and he's only he's

[01:04:24] charging he could charge us ten bucks i'd pay it whatever he was he whatever you charge i would

[01:04:28] have paid more but whatever well king Charles is opening bell morrow bell moral castle where the

[01:04:37] queen died to tours first of all i don't know how many people would be up this way in scotlin i believe

[01:04:45] it's pretty far north um he's going to be opening bell moral castle his mother's favorite home

[01:04:50] and the place where she passed away to visitors so it's going to be very limited though now you

[01:04:55] can go there right now but you can only tour the grounds in like a room or two right well it will

[01:05:00] be the first time such tours been offered since the castle was completed in 1855 yes yes yes

[01:05:07] on the uh bell moral castle internal guided tour visited will be before to leave escorted

[01:05:13] ten at a time by a guide through two dining rooms the drawing room the pages lobby and the red corridor

[01:05:19] all without ropes or barriers um only 40 people will be permitted to attend each day from

[01:05:25] July 1st of august 4th after which king charles and queen kamehla will return for the rest of the

[01:05:31] summer oh thank god well we can't have people creating through trying to relax how how am I supposed

[01:05:37] to have any fun if half the castle has the pedestrian thing um up until now you've only been permitted

[01:05:44] to see exeriors gardens in the ballroom of the castle not actually a castle but in a state house

[01:05:49] which was given to the queen victoria by prince albert walk instruction was underway it's still in 1852

[01:05:54] the queen decided she wanted to die there it's located west of Aberdeen Scotland um

[01:06:02] charles is a charge now and then it's a hundred bucks well 100 euros

[01:06:07] yeah wow holy shit it's private it is expensive it is expensive

[01:06:13] a hundred bucks and it's another 50 if you want afternoon tea well you spelled T wrong it's

[01:06:21] w h i s k e y now if there was afternoon whiskey i will give you 50 more dollars

[01:06:28] t a i wouldn't pay for it ever hate it don't get it don't understand it and then

[01:06:33] lou would be on a rampage about i just want unsweetened iced tea because everything's

[01:06:38] sweetened isn't don't they have normal iced tea anywhere i don't he's hard to take on vacation

[01:06:46] in the south or the midwest they like sweetened tea or canada right yeah he went crazy

[01:06:53] yeah um this tour season is a trial run in charles is apparently open has it in mind to open

[01:07:03] the castle on a regular basis in the future um yeah so there you go we want to go to bell moral

[01:07:09] get a get on it there's only 40 people a day allowed um here's a little news from Tennessee

[01:07:18] we're thinking about not committing to the idea just thinking about ban and marriages between

[01:07:25] first cousins you know the reason they used to have to do that is because normal people didn't have

[01:07:34] educations and they didn't understand science and then they didn't understand why their kids had

[01:07:39] problems when you had it with your first cousin then science came along and you would think we

[01:07:43] wouldn't have to mandate this shit anymore but clearly we do people didn't have access to anything

[01:07:50] but the bible science things it's a science thing cool for me yeah sometimes my lack of science

[01:08:00] knowledge i really do wonder how i was allowed out of any school starting in grade school i don't

[01:08:05] know how i made it out of that high school no idea um a Tennessee lawmaker is filed a bill that

[01:08:11] would ban marriage marriage is between first cousins in the volunteer state yeah well but here's

[01:08:18] what's even more surprising we're thinking about it he introduced the bill tedesies not the only

[01:08:23] state where it's fine to marry your first cousin it's shocking it's not what i would think no

[01:08:32] here's where here's where it's legal so if you take your first cousin is super hot

[01:08:40] you need to get to one of these states california oh i know alaska well there's not enough people

[01:08:49] maybe you do got a maria cousin and maybe he's the funniest or the cutest or whatever

[01:08:54] texas

[01:08:56] tedesie legal alabama vrginia well it's still the south ish north carolina south carolina

[01:09:05] george florida new york i thought they knew better maybe nobody's doing it idol vermont

[01:09:16] massachusetts rodeilin canadicate new jersey merlin and the district of columbia so don't say that

[01:09:23] that i'm not doing the work of the lord and this podcast even isn't teaching you things if you

[01:09:28] have the hots for your first cousin i just told you where to go yep go ahead have kids

[01:09:35] whatever see how long see how see how see how that works out for you all um

[01:09:41] um this was sent by my research assistant bob reed um also alaska jules producer that's his real job

[01:09:50] um now all now 99 cents stores are not uh everywhere um what it's bobbin clark yet's always bobbin clark

[01:09:59] they're they're like a unit one thing they come as a pair they come as if they're salt and pepper

[01:10:03] checker they come as if they come as a thing you can't just buy one now all 99 cents stores i've seen

[01:10:08] a million in my life but i didn't realize that i was mostly only seeing them out west

[01:10:12] i thought they were everywhere i thought misery adam i don't know i also get confused though dollar

[01:10:17] general dollar store dollar and you know what here's the biggest nightmare i took the twins when

[01:10:24] they were like what age is it when you don't really know math seven well for you well for me

[01:10:30] i don't know it now it's it's 50s in your 50s now they were like seven and they had like five

[01:10:36] dollars a piece and they wanted a dollar store the conversations especially i can't do math either

[01:10:42] don't come to aunt kett with a math question you need to go find your mother for that because i can't

[01:10:48] so cat i have Emily really she was like okay so i've like eight things add two dollars i'm like well

[01:10:58] we have a problem i have a credit card that means uh for you if you i'll buy it all for you because that's

[01:11:05] what i'm i'm supposed to do on the aunt that has extra money but i might get controlled by your mom

[01:11:11] she's like yeah i don't i don't know but like can i get more i'm like you don't have enough money for

[01:11:17] the things you do these these conversations went on and they're just handing me crumpled dollar bills

[01:11:23] and Emily never has money clearist but Claire always has some money um but that's an excruciating

[01:11:31] yeah anyway 99 cents stores announced to say it would begin to or an order orderly wine

[01:11:35] down of operations orderly the company will use hill co global to liquidate all merchandise owned by

[01:11:42] the company and dispose of certain fixtures furnitures and equipment at a store the liquidation

[01:11:46] sales should begin on friday april fifth at all stores um yep i i didn't know this i thought they were um

[01:11:55] um i googled it uh google we google paddles where are 99 cents stores located

[01:12:03] why have i seen so many in my life it's weird

[01:12:07] california texas or zonga nabata california texas or zonga nabata maybe texas i'm thinking

[01:12:13] probably houston i've seen a shit time yeah um hold on all right

[01:12:24] this is a happy little story and i have another happy story and then i have um

[01:12:30] uh some thank yous and itte te and edal equal for you the oldest there's a new oldest man in the world

[01:12:38] he says the secret to longevity is luck plus regular fish and chips the oldest man says

[01:12:43] the secret is luck moderation and fish and chips every friday he has fish and chips every friday

[01:12:48] englishment john outfred tinniswood is 111 he's been yeah he looks great

[01:12:54] he's sitting here in a little shirt and a chair and he's a guy a little uh sweater vest on

[01:12:58] he does not look 111 i'd say uh 90

[01:13:02] yeah he looks good especially you know white skin doesn't do that good with time um we usually crack

[01:13:09] up at about well my age yeah we're cute as babies and then it just goes south

[01:13:14] do you get a lot of marriage proposals yeah i do get a lot of marriage proposals and i can tell a

[01:13:18] lot of those men are old because they always want to take me out for quote proper stake dinner

[01:13:22] i'm like that's nice uh anyway tinniswood was presented with a certificate by Guinness

[01:13:28] World of Records on Thursday at the care home where he lives in south port north west

[01:13:31] england he was born august 26 1912 a few months after the sinking of the Titanic whoa

[01:13:39] he lived through two world wars serving in the british army pay corpse in war war two

[01:13:43] i don't know what that is he's a retired accountant great grandfather he never smokes rarely drinks

[01:13:52] and follows no special diet apart from fish and chip suffer once a week if you dream too much

[01:13:56] read too much you walked or you walk too much if you do anything in too much you're going to suffer

[01:14:00] eventually ultimately though it's pure luck you live long or you live short you can't do much

[01:14:06] about it the oldest uh woman in the world and the oldest living person is 117 year old maria

[01:14:13] brannis moir of spain and she's on twitter she's the one i follow on to write

[01:14:19] i refuse to call it x um okay this this this story may be that i'm gonna save these for next week

[01:14:26] next week i'm gonna go over some celebrity writers the writer meaning your contract of what you

[01:14:31] we cry our backstage in case you don't know what that inside these botalk meets

[01:14:35] and i i got a really up my writer what does your say now mine says um diet coke

[01:14:43] light beer like six so the opener can have some and if battles want some it's like two beers piece

[01:14:50] whoever um water that's water just some water okay that's to take on stage the one beer before

[01:15:02] the show won't be around to the show and then if if there's a beer monster like michael summerville

[01:15:07] or michael palisac they get them their own six pack because they just need to stay away from my

[01:15:13] michael just stay away but i mean some of the shit i can't even but it's fun to read um this made me laugh

[01:15:22] because this this is the kind of thing i would still look forward to more than even like a saint

[01:15:28] padstay there's an i old Irish festival the crowns of goat king each year

[01:15:37] and it's a mountain goat with the big horns the the crazy horns the festival is held from August

[01:15:43] 10th to 12th each year and attracts visitors from near and far hoping to take part in the royal

[01:15:48] festivities on day one notice the gathering a wild male goat found in the nearby wilderness is crowned

[01:15:55] for the duration of the festivities by queen puck a young girl from the town fair day follows on day

[01:16:01] two with a cattle fur held while king puck observes from his regal scaffold the goat watches

[01:16:12] it comes to an end as all good things must with the scattering on day three when king puck is

[01:16:17] returned to the wilderness and presumably tells his fellow goats the strangest story they've ever heard

[01:16:25] i like it um so let me see my shout outs uh uh oh mike sent some dammit dolls this is one of them

[01:16:35] yeah that's fun yeah there are fun um yeah it's a dammit doll i i'd heard of them but i never see one

[01:16:44] yeah i get it it's to get the anger out i'm gonna do this every time one of the doctors walks into my

[01:16:49] dad's room is this annoying is bothering you would you have any answers do you have any information

[01:16:56] so far everything you've said i could have heard on bourbon street from a tarot card reader

[01:17:00] what else you got um cammy oh some disacquitted kick a cookbook which i'm never gonna eat

[01:17:07] this cicadas but i do like the idea that they have a cookbook because there's going to be a trillion

[01:17:11] in a large part of the united states and everybody might want to get on what are you going to do

[01:17:15] with them all i'm just gonna watch you cat eat some eat them um aiden sent me some bear air

[01:17:21] rubairs great and uh to get me through the summer so yeah on my airplane rides which will be

[01:17:27] wonderful plentiful let's get it let's get it tete tete and then a dolly cool let's start with tete tete

[01:17:33] she's busy again she was spotted in Los Angeles filming a video

[01:17:37] you know what i'm always amazed where her video is still being played on your phone grandma

[01:17:41] on my phone grandma you're right but oh you mean the children want to see the video

[01:17:49] okay do you know you're saying you don't want to do a video

[01:17:53] ever i just think there i think videos are just pass a why spend all that money and shit

[01:17:58] because somebody else is paying for it because someone else is paying for it well what why spend

[01:18:02] their money right baby cat i just think videos are dumb i don't know you're doing a video right now

[01:18:09] well this is not a music video music videos i don't i don't know maybe the children like um

[01:18:16] i mean they when they were new it was something new but now it's like ask the show

[01:18:20] i mean there's a reason mdv and vh1 don't really show videos anymore

[01:18:25] no those are the exist well mtv is still very popular with the children

[01:18:30] i don't know about vh1 i haven't heard about that

[01:18:32] put it on your phone if you can if you go to apple music you can click watch the video

[01:18:38] all right we'll take this offline um what do you think snooves doing snooves not doing videos jelly rolls

[01:18:48] doing video jelly roll has to do videos because technically he's in the country music genre and

[01:18:53] cmt plays videos all day long sometimes i feel like the videos on cmt the ones i've seen

[01:19:01] uh because sometimes if i go get my nails done um at the at the place they have that and chive tv

[01:19:09] which i could live on chive tv um if you want to get my attention say something on chive tv but

[01:19:15] the cmt videos they're just over simplistic like they just actually act out the song

[01:19:21] i'd like it to be a little less blatant yeah it's very literal and i'm a literal person i usually

[01:19:27] i usually tend to go for that but i don't know um tate tase said in march of 2019 to l magazine

[01:19:35] we have to live bravely in order to truly feel alive and that means not being ruled by our greatest

[01:19:41] fears i think fears are healthy yeah like when i say i'm afraid of snakes you go well that's ridiculous

[01:19:51] or so no it's not probably you know half the snakes out there can probably kill you you should

[01:19:56] be cautious and be you should have fear of that right instead of like my friend andru who will

[01:20:00] actively dive off the dock to chase one like a fucking lunatic why i don't know what she's talking about

[01:20:08] cheap i don't neither dolly partan um let's find a good one

[01:20:15] oh i don't this is she said this discussing her looks in 1982 i don't care how ugly i get as long

[01:20:27] as i'm healthy i figure my best years are going to be between 50 and 100

[01:20:34] well she's nailing it i mean she's 78 and every day i got more things to say that she's either

[01:20:39] selling or thinking of or doing or i got a prison yeah dolly prison i'll show it next week

[01:20:48] yes um so that's it termites i'll see you kids out on the road and i'm going to watch every bit

[01:20:56] of the masters that i can yes every single bit except Thursday it's supposed to rain a lot

[01:21:01] who do you like um i like scottie shephard if his wife doesn't have a baby that's kind of a

[01:21:06] hack choice everybody knows he's the best right now playing um my wildcard is hideki

[01:21:14] i love hideki hideki matziyama he's fuck he's solid and better than the top 10 gulf is the easiest

[01:21:24] thing to bet on in the world i've tried to tell my friend michael summerville because he likes to

[01:21:27] gamble i'm like put so for instance i put the eukon men would win by ten which they did

[01:21:35] and then i parlayed the hideki would finish in the top 10 and last weekend's valse bar tournament

[01:21:42] that now if that would have been a just a eukon bet the hundred dollars would only pay 175

[01:21:47] but because i put hideki in there and i'll bet you all those people draft kings are like

[01:21:51] what crackhead just put this bed in who put gulf with men's college basketball

[01:21:58] this lady did and this lady boom i'll have to pay three eighty five nice see just got a sneak

[01:22:04] i like hideki there's another guy windum clerk just remember i said that he's been playing very good

[01:22:13] and uh he won a last year the u.s. open and he just won something else he seems to be on a roll

[01:22:21] his mom was sick she died i think she passed away

[01:22:24] it's very sad um he's a nice man um i would bet all of my money rory will not win but that's not

[01:22:33] an option on draft king sorry love your rory but this is just too big of a monkey on his back

[01:22:39] it's now the master's monkey and it's never going away and they should have it and it should be

[01:22:44] a green monkey a green green master's monkey and he should be dressed like a caddy

[01:22:50] he should have a little white jumpsuit yeah and it should say mm for masters monkey

[01:22:56] and macaroid on the back yeah whoa when it says macaroni on the back and then you throw it to whoever

[01:23:03] loses the hole people say gulf can't be exciting come on there's ideas laying on the table everywhere

[01:23:12] all right termites uh i am very excited about Detroit i'm never not excited about Detroit

[01:23:18] i'm excited to see my friends up there that i haven't seen him forever and um i have my secret spots

[01:23:25] that i like to go to and uh but i won't be there for a long but uh

[01:23:31] just a quick in and out and then it's territown no no yeah territown and will meet in Delaware

[01:23:38] and i'm excited at a territown because i did not know she liked comedy and as a fan Meredith Vera

[01:23:43] will be coming that's fun it's very exciting i've watched her my whole life on all kinds of millions

[01:23:47] of shows i always forget that like i don't know people that i've seen on tv also watch comedy yeah um

[01:23:58] oh the baby cap baseball tease will be available next week that's very exciting

[01:24:03] i did i did i well i call it the jackalote vortex i think i'm gonna get things done and then i

[01:24:09] don't and then we oh my god we watched he wanted to watch it and my sister and the twins were there

[01:24:17] and they're they're 15 the quiet man with john wane and marino ohera ohera i'm here fair as mother i

[01:24:24] don't know there's one scene where he just beats the shit out of a woman and then he drags her through

[01:24:30] town and yet the girls were like oh my god like was this okay like did people do this to your grandma

[01:24:39] to people do this to you oh she's like i'm not that old i'm like well well mom kara

[01:24:45] and then what as john wane's dragging her through this town in Ireland this guy goes here's a

[01:24:50] sticky hitter harder with oh my god oh my god if you go back and watch these things and then we were

[01:24:56] watching like gun smoke by dad never even light gun smoke right i don't think he wasn't a western

[01:25:01] guy like how except there was a show called larry me i've never it's a channel 101 it's some old

[01:25:07] that's all i go do you know this show larry me he goes yeah it's right from the 40s when i was a

[01:25:14] kill it was really popular so i looked it up he's a hundred percent right like his brain is fine

[01:25:18] which if you see a cat scan of his brain i don't know if you know how he's saying good morning

[01:25:23] i really don't know how any of that is happening but it is um but there was a the gun smoke ones

[01:25:29] i guess it's gun smoke i don't know what the show is they're they all look the same

[01:25:34] there are about uh ten times in the show with somebody go you shouldn't have done that

[01:25:39] and just shoot them i'm like wow just flat out murder and then he goes into town and has a whiskey

[01:25:45] they're like he's like you don't even get any fucking trouble i'm like wow this you know people say

[01:25:50] now everything's so violent and i'm like look at this we're dragging women through town

[01:25:54] and but he's just shot somebody because he thinks he stole all awards um like i thought oh my god

[01:26:01] i hate cowboy western shit i hate it but he said stop on that channel and i i thought i'm

[01:26:07] gonna hate this and this is gonna be for the next three hours i'm gonna have to say i loved every minute

[01:26:13] of it and there's one there's a very young michael landen um i'm like that's gotta be michael

[01:26:20] landen and it was but um to go back and watch those games just for the what was culturally acceptable

[01:26:26] yeah you know i asked for a whiskey five minutes ago

[01:26:30] pfft now do you have whiskey wow wow let's try the lady to town and see if we get an extra stick

[01:26:38] to hit her with and there was this is where i was like i wonder like how much my dad is a

[01:26:46] hundred percent aware of or fifty percent where my sister was there and we were watching one

[01:26:51] of those guns folks and there was this blonde lady and two guys were fighting over

[01:26:55] and they were gonna duel they were gonna somebody was gonna die over this woman

[01:27:00] anyway i don't know my dad just goes she's not worth it i said i was just thinking the same thing

[01:27:07] she's not even cute and she just doesn't seem to have a personality and she seems like a pain in

[01:27:11] the ass on top of it she look at her outfits this lady costs money like fuck it leave don't

[01:27:17] but just want to show you how worth it yeah and he taught he says he uh sees dead people at night

[01:27:25] and people always go well that's the sign of it and of life no he's been seeing him since last

[01:27:29] month i think he runs out of people to talk to and can we talk 24 hours a day he never always did

[01:27:35] but now it's even more ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba big barking dog i got it it's another thought

[01:27:44] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:27:46] Pfff, pfff, pfff, pfff.

[01:27:47] I'm like, wow.

[01:27:48] Jacko.

[01:27:49] Yeah, dad, dad, bring it down, bring it down.

[01:27:51] But I fed him 18 shakes.

[01:27:53] He has jacked up on sugar and milk and caramel.

[01:27:58] Yeah.

[01:28:00] But for the record, just because your parents

[01:28:02] he has conversations with dead people,

[01:28:04] I said, oh, you said grandma what your mom was here?

[01:28:07] Yeah.

[01:28:08] Cute air.

[01:28:09] I said, did she say anything?

[01:28:11] She's a little concerned.

[01:28:13] Oh, okay.

[01:28:14] So are we.

[01:28:16] Yeah, I guess you clearly have said

[01:28:18] you're not going with her.

[01:28:19] Nope, never.

[01:28:21] It's not happening.

[01:28:22] Take that argument down the street.

[01:28:24] Death is not an option.

[01:28:25] I need a attorney.

[01:28:27] Yeah.

[01:28:28] So I always thought that oh, if you saw dead people

[01:28:32] that meant you were gonna die was like a sign of delirium.

[01:28:35] No, I just think he's out of people to talk to

[01:28:37] and he's having conversations

[01:28:39] while the ones he wants to have with them.

[01:28:40] And that's that.

[01:28:42] Because my sister got all nervous about it.

[01:28:44] I'm like, this has been going on since last May.

[01:28:48] Clearly as a good relationship with his mother.

[01:28:50] Talk to dad last night.

[01:28:52] Oh, okay.

[01:28:53] And then I ask about other people.

[01:28:55] Okay, so this is a less funny thing I'll say.

[01:28:58] So my sister and law Amy who's a ton of fun

[01:29:01] Amy cooks very healthy food

[01:29:03] which is not necessarily

[01:29:07] my dad's idea of good food.

[01:29:09] Like whenever if Joe and Amy were hosting

[01:29:12] Thanksgiving, he's like, oh, Christ,

[01:29:13] I'm gonna have to pre-eat.

[01:29:15] Oh Jesus.

[01:29:16] Vicki, Vicki, can you make a real Thanksgiving dinner

[01:29:20] before we go over there?

[01:29:22] So I have it for the week.

[01:29:23] You know, you know, when he...

[01:29:25] Well, one time he's so and he's so loud

[01:29:27] because he's always been deaf but she had a quinoa salad

[01:29:31] and I'm like, oh God, this won't float.

[01:29:36] She's got all the food laid out of the counter

[01:29:38] and he's in front of me in line with his plate

[01:29:41] and he goes, what's that shit?

[01:29:43] I go salad.

[01:29:46] I know that's weird to you.

[01:29:50] He's like, bullshit, I don't even see any lettuce.

[01:29:53] Well, the one day I thought he wasn't necessarily

[01:29:57] a hundred percent is right mind.

[01:30:00] So I do test on him in my own tests

[01:30:02] since doctors don't seem to be coming.

[01:30:06] I said, do you want a McDonald's shake again?

[01:30:10] Yes, I said, do you want me to have Amy make you a salad?

[01:30:16] God no!

[01:30:17] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:30:19] Like I had just said,

[01:30:20] I'm gonna shove salad in your ears and your eyeball.

[01:30:24] He was that against it.

[01:30:25] But that he goes, I know what you're doing.

[01:30:29] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:30:31] Oh.

[01:30:34] And I was trying to get a rise out of him.

[01:30:36] I was trying to see if he was on...

[01:30:37] If he's tracking.

[01:30:38] Are you saying yes to everything?

[01:30:40] Is it because that's just the word that's flying in your head

[01:30:42] or are you conscious of this conversation?

[01:30:45] Well, clearly very conscious.

[01:30:46] God no!

[01:30:47] No, no, no, nothing for Amy.

[01:30:50] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[01:30:52] You don't look very good.

[01:30:53] Ha ha ha.

[01:30:54] Well, this situation is saying different, but okay.

[01:30:57] All right, everything's good.

[01:30:58] Everything is good for now, Tirmite.

[01:31:00] So...

[01:31:01] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:31:02] Um, I will see you out on the road.

[01:31:05] And it's right.

[01:31:06] I still taste that perfume with those potato chips.

[01:31:08] Night night, come on.