Episode 172: Tyson vs Paul, Beating Ms. Pacman, & My Parents’ Creepy Dolls

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed

[00:00:13] yourself a drink, full of a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:18] Termitos, welcome. We're going to talk about Steve in New Orleans at a little bit, both

[00:00:31] she says welcome, she's still out on the road, she's never stopping the road, she's going

[00:00:35] to die on the road, that's it, she's already said that. That's her promise to you and as she

[00:00:39] gets older she gets chattier and I love it, the story is going on forever. I think she's

[00:00:44] getting a little cuckoo, I think some of the band people are like, oh no, she's going to

[00:00:48] tell that one. We'll talk about that a little bit. Episode 152, fire, 172, sorry. Fire,

[00:00:56] fire, fire. I'm very sorry there wasn't a podcast last week and let me put this right away,

[00:01:03] that came out very Midwest podcast. I know sometimes when I'm a little sleepy, not

[00:01:09] a little Midwestian, there we go, a little more Midwestian normal. I would say okay, Steve,

[00:01:15] get on your fucking stomach. I have to put Steve back on her stand. Otherwise she'll fly

[00:01:24] around the house at night and scare me, scare the shit out of baby cat. Baby cat doesn't

[00:01:29] like her. She doesn't like her. I found out today baby cat like soccer. Yeah, I turned it

[00:01:36] on because there's going to be golf on after that. I don't know, it's Arsenal and somebody

[00:01:40] but she's the only time she's ever paid attention to the television ever. Yeah, she was into it.

[00:01:45] So I'm very sorry to troit. I had to postpone those two shows. They are now on April 13th. There's

[00:01:51] going to be two shows on a Saturday instead of Friday Saturday. Sorry about that. It's my

[00:01:56] dad again. I think I said that in a video. I don't want to go into it because it's their

[00:02:00] health. It's not mine. They're not. Everybody's still here fighting the fight. Tyson's

[00:02:06] bunched him 185 times, given up. Fuck no. Fuck no, we're not giving up. We're going as many

[00:02:14] rounds as we'll be allowed. The jackalope cheers to dad for just food. Not not not

[00:02:21] not not not. He's a fighter. He's crazy. They did to sometimes with older people in his

[00:02:32] condition, they give him a shot of adrenaline just to get him going and get him on the right

[00:02:37] path and stuff. He talked for 11 hours straight. I'm like, oh my God, would you give him a

[00:02:43] whole eight ball? And it didn't matter if people were there or not. And my sister is like, well,

[00:02:50] you're tired. I want to go, but he's still talking. I just said, tell her to go get some

[00:02:54] meat and come back tomorrow. He'll talk. I don't want my dad yet. What about the

[00:02:59] Israelis? What? Who's talking about Israelis? I don't know what happened. I just

[00:03:05] turned the union like some words are fine. And then they're like, oh my God, where is

[00:03:10] it? Where's Mickey? That's my mom. She's coming. Yeah. I appreciate all the comments. And

[00:03:16] I swear to God, there must be a billion people between 40 and 60 doing this old people thing.

[00:03:25] Because modern medicine like my dad probably should have died like in mid his mid 60s of heart attacks

[00:03:30] and stuff. And then he got all the medicine. And then he got 10 well more probably 14 more good years out of

[00:03:36] modern medicine. But then I'm getting to the point where modern medicine has kept them alive

[00:03:41] for so long. He has shit that when I Google it, they say there's no information. He has

[00:03:46] outlived information. I mean, you type in blah, blah, blah. And it's like, sorry, this doesn't

[00:03:51] usually happen. We got nothing. I'm like, oh my God. We've gone into the 1%. Well, the

[00:03:56] one guy said one in a 100. I would only blah, blah. So I don't want to go into the details

[00:04:03] because I'll start crying or something too. But that's not fun for anybody. But cheers to everybody

[00:04:07] who is dealing with elderly parents. I did say to my one friend, Robert. I go, I don't

[00:04:14] really think my parents had a plan and Robert is the same age as me. And he goes, oh, our

[00:04:18] parents had a plan, Kathleen. The plan was us. I'm like, oh, right, right, right. And then I said to

[00:04:24] my mom, do you, do you guys ever talked about these things? Like if chicken super weird, she goes,

[00:04:28] of course we talked about these things. I go, well, what did he say? He wanted. She goes, well,

[00:04:33] I forgot. Okay, this is what's happening when everybody's 83. Oh, okay, you talked about

[00:04:39] important things, but fuck a fire now. Why are you looking at me? And then I did feel bad

[00:04:48] because there's some neurologists involved and there's one that's very social. And he's not afraid

[00:04:55] of people. I really do feel like some of the neurologists purposely come super, super,

[00:04:59] super, super early because they and I understand you do not want to go in my dad's room if you're

[00:05:04] a doctor. There are 50 people in there, maybe a dog. And he's, and he's on a PCU unit was just not

[00:05:10] ICU. It's a heart, whatever. But still we probably shouldn't have that many people. I mean, I'm sure

[00:05:15] there's a sign somewhere where we all fucking ignored. And there's a thousand. And so if you're

[00:05:19] that guy and near the neurologist and you're kind of anti, so not anti social, but not socially or

[00:05:24] adapt and you're going to get a thousand questions. Half won't even be relevant. I won't say which family

[00:05:30] members are saying those. And then, you know, if you just come in at six o'clock though before we all get

[00:05:36] there, you just get to go check on them right here. No, it's an go. I'm sure that's what they're going for. But

[00:05:40] the one with so anti, anti people like you could tell you it was just uncomfortably doesn't

[00:05:46] like. I get it, but I said, you know, I can't. I'm expecting too much really. I am because I want a

[00:05:53] neurologist to also be fun and social. Well, flip that. You know, Kathleen's really fun in a bar.

[00:05:59] I don't know why she doesn't understand neurology. Well, you know, he can't have both in the same

[00:06:04] person. It's nearly impossible. So when you do get the ones that are the doctors and the

[00:06:09] neurologist and all those people that are on it, it's much, much appreciated. More than not. They're not

[00:06:15] and I get it. It's I can't do science. So I don't know why expect these people to be fun socially because no one

[00:06:22] left them like, well, you wouldn't any fun. And my sister's like, I don't think that's the idea. I'm like, well,

[00:06:27] I'm just saying it would be helpful. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I'm very going to blow you married with my friend

[00:06:34] Axe's cheap tricks. Baca, rock and vodka. Yeah. It's the middle of the day. But I need a buddy Mary. I'm tired.

[00:06:43] And Jackalope is wearing everyone out. Still talking. Still talking. I said, maybe you gave him too much adrenaline.

[00:06:52] He's still talking. He's still talking. And then if you leave and come back, me and my sister left and he came back

[00:07:01] and he like jumped towards us. I said, what? Shit. Shit. And he's like, he talks like a crime boss now. He's like, I'm not going to die. I'm like, what is the

[00:07:12] matter with you calm down? Calm down. He got it. He got moved for bad behavior. They moved his room. Yes. He's acting out. He's shouting. And

[00:07:21] he's never mean or angry. He's just like, I would call him alarmed. Yeah. We're leaving. No, we're not Jackalope. We're leaving.

[00:07:33] And like my sister said, it's terrible. We're laughing. But sometimes he's very, very funny. He said, I can't do my mother. I go, oh no, because she's been dead a long time.

[00:07:43] I go, what's your mom have to say? She said she was concerned. That's not a fine. Oh my gosh. Oh wow. And then my sister goes, I mean he's talking to dead people. He's seen dead people. I go, he did that in May.

[00:07:59] I'm not falling for the trickster. I'm talking to dead people bullshit anymore. It doesn't mean they're necessarily dying. I can tell you that in May. He saw his dad. Maybe he's just dreaming.

[00:08:10] Maybe he's making shit up. Anybody that would be like, oh, we can't possibly. Yes, he could make shit up. It's just it's a colossal mess. So I apologize to Detroit. I've never I don't I haven't canceled in 35 years anything except last May. The California shows because of Jackalope and then this time in Detroit.

[00:08:33] I guess my dad. And I feel terrible about that because I know people get babysitters. They buy tickets. Some people are flying and some people are driving in and I was excited. I got there. I flew in. I was there the night before.

[00:08:45] I went right down to the summer set mall collection. I don't want to brag. And I went right into the Capitol Grill and had their awesome dinner salad and two glasses of great wine. Yeah, my friends were there. I was going to see my friend Mary. You know, I had all yeah, it was just going to be great shows.

[00:09:01] I had a lot of tears. Yeah, it's very, very upsetting but anyway, so to everybody out there because the comments I got it's very boring and when he doesn't talk when when he crashes. It's like watching a co-catic. They'll just sleep for three days. And so then you're just sitting there taking turn and it's just he's asleep. You know, so it's not really so I would I went through all the Instagram and the Facebook and I mean there are crazier stories in this trust me. There are stories.

[00:09:29] I mean, my friend Bob is taking care of his mom with Alzheimer's and he's like, well, we're going to take mother out drinking in for Margaritas. I mean, what do we do? But all of us this age are like, what the fuck are we supposed to do with these people? Like you're giving them back to us and their cuckoo town. And you know, the doctors are like, we got him on his way. Good luck, little soldiers.

[00:09:49] Well, hey, whoa. There's no instructions. God, and then my mom kept saying, why won't you spend the night here? I go because of the dolls mom. And she's like, she's like, oh are you afraid of big baby pop? I said yes, I'm terrified of baby pop. And she's like, did you see a move? I go what? She got nothing and walked in her room. And I took a picture of the dolls that I put them on all this social media. And everybody was sitting there. I'm keeping the creepy doll thing going. I don't know what we're doing.

[00:10:19] I'm just going on, but here's the thing. So those the ones you see on my Instagram or whatever you go on Twitter.

[00:10:26] Those were originally for my sister's twins who are now 15. Right. So they liked big baby pop and little Dicky. And I don't know what the baby want his name. But then I kept saying to my mom, it's time went on. I'm like, you know, the girls aren't really interested in the dolls. Maybe we could give these to goodwill or whatever.

[00:10:47] We can be yeah, you know, we should make more of those Christmas presents that you have to take and you have to keep for a year. Yeah, make it a spook. I'm going to do that. I'm stealing them. I'm going to pass the trash on Christmas.

[00:10:58] Somebody's got to mine the dolls for a year. But they're so.

[00:11:04] But then the funny part was after the girls turned like, I don't know say seven.

[00:11:10] They weren't really quite as interested. So my parents started taking the dolls on the road. And then they would take pictures of big baby pop in different locations like casinos, Florida. Yeah, they'd take it to the pool at Florida. I'm like, do you know how fucking crazy?

[00:11:26] You look to other people mom that you have a doll and you and dad she's like, they thought it and it was funny. I got admit it was funny where you're like, oh my God, big baby pop was a slot machine in Florida.

[00:11:37] Like they they took pictures of them in the car. It was a very funny 10 year bit that never ended but now the bit is over. And I think it's time we get rid of the dog. Some ladies sign a picture, a term that's under picture on Twitter of a doll.

[00:11:51] The head is white and it looks like the limbs have gangrene or were in a fire or one lady's one ladies mom keeps this creepy as doll. But it has a plastic bag over it. So it looks yeah it's.

[00:12:05] Yeah, it's I don't know if it's. I don't know what's going on with dog but I will not. I mean, I don't want to stay in the basement because of the dolls, but I'm also afraid of spiders and I know their spiders down there.

[00:12:17] I've seen them and then she she's not afraid of my mom. So she's like, well, what you spider? Well, if it's a brown recluse, I'm I'm going to lose my fucking hand. I'm not. Nope.

[00:12:26] So my other sister saved with her. I'm like, well, you're she should get the trophy of the year for that just. Anyway, termite. So I'm drinking a rock and I have a beer from the small state Kansas City episode because I've been flying into Kansas city to get down to the Ozarks. The new terminal.

[00:12:44] Fantastic. The Mary out by the Kansas is travel tips travel tips to all termites. The Mary out at the Kansas City Airport is wonderful. I could live there. I could totally get an apartment. The rooms are updated every the bars, everything's great. Also travel tip.

[00:13:01] There's a brand new Hilton that opened at the Nashville airport. So if you ever fly in the national nothing is downtown is very close to the airport like unlike Kansas city where you got a good 30 40 minute farm drive too.

[00:13:13] It's a true 35 minute drive because there's no traffic out there. It's just cows and then you start to get it Nashville is kind of close. I'm not sure why you would stay at the airport.

[00:13:24] But it has a rooftop bar that's open aired. Yeah, it's a it's wonderful. So if you ever need a hotel. It's the only one it's the only one that's and when I say connected.

[00:13:37] You it's like the one in Detroit the West and you get your own security. You're attached the Mary out is not attached in Kansas city but it's wonderful and it's very close and they have a shuttle this is called third wheel brewing it's Kansas city say oh no say Peters that's where my cousins live.

[00:13:54] It's a funky can cheer up Charlie. It's like the Willie Wonka thing they kind of yeah but it's delicious so cheers on that a little guys potato chips which is the official snack of the Kansas city chiefs.

[00:14:07] We're going to talk about some things about the chiefs game that happened it's been over for a couple weeks but I said it was going to happen.

[00:14:14] I can't get this. Jesus. Yeah, God shout out to Joe's barbecue in Kansas city Kansas. Well, you go to Arthur Brian's a lot but I wanted Joe's their ribs are another good to find a kid is ready. Oh I don't like these at all. Oh my god. These are terrible. What the hell are they?

[00:14:39] No, they're still. Yeah. Well, bullshit. God dang it was stale is all get out. Oh man. Shit. I'm not a big. I'm not a big tortilla chip person. I'm going to try some Helmins.

[00:15:08] Garlic. A oily spread. Now as I mean Western her Helmins did not come into my belly look very often and then I found out it's a Canadian product because it says West of the Rockies.

[00:15:21] I don't really think I'd heard of this till I was an adult. No, well our family went Miracle Whip. I mean I didn't even know Miracle Whip wasn't mayonnaise we've discussed that.

[00:15:32] I can smell the garlic from here. It's a dip and a spread. No, I don't like garlic. All right, moving on. Oh my god. If you like garlic, I guess this is Baba hot vinegar barbecue sauce.

[00:15:52] Vinegar is my favorite from Joe's. I don't know about hot. We'll see the ribs at Joe's. I'm not usually a rib person but they're the best in the world. It's the one Travis's mama goes to and stands in line like everybody else because it's a gas station. It's truly a gas station where you're going to eat, but they have a bar. Yeah, you can get beers and stuff. Wow. I would mix it half and half.

[00:16:22] I don't want to all that hot. Yeah, yeah, a plus though. Nice where to go Joe. Yeah, um, I'll bring you back so I might have to go again tomorrow. Yeah, I'm fitting that's in. Yeah, well I came came back in between

[00:16:47] and I'm so so lily Louise by Jack. Um, because I don't want baby got to hate me for the rest of my life. Um, she's really mad at me.

[00:16:59] Yeah, I'm just saying that. Um, all right, eating drinking. I got that stuff out of the way. Let me get this off the desk.

[00:17:08] We can get that out of here. Whoa. I do hate it. Um, okay, that's what we got on that. Eating drinking good to go. Um, okay.

[00:17:25] Before we get into cream news, let's talk about Queen Stevie and New Orleans. Yeah. All right. First of all, um, I love New Orleans and I went to Carousel bar. You should always go there.

[00:17:35] It's an actual carousel and the bar moves in a tiny slow circle. It's not like fast words going to make you vomit or spill your drink because one of my friends goes, well, I don't know, wouldn't your drinks spill over? I'm like, it's not going at 50 mile of an hour.

[00:17:47] Of like, it's not like you're getting in Tom's twister. It's a flag and the floor falls out and you stick to a wall. It's, um, it's just a, that's the fancier when the LaFiz is the oldest blacksmith shop bar. Um, went there and had some oysters at oceana, delicious.

[00:18:03] And then got an Uber over to the smoothie king center where Stevie was performing. And because we're in New Orleans, in town of which is many people were dressed like Stevie.

[00:18:13] Well, there were a lot of hashtag fails, but they were. There's somewhere I'm like, oh man, every individual thing you have on made sense, but altogether train wrecked. I had on my Stevie concert.

[00:18:27] I shared from New York. I'm saying if you ever Stevie gives a great show, it was two plus hours. Vanessa Carlton was open or this time she's fine. Remember that. Um, yeah.

[00:18:37] Well, making my way downtown. And I would want to get my anyway. She's good. And Stevie was actually just a plus. There's not she sings every song you ever want to hear.

[00:18:49] Yeah. And not no, there's one song I go get beer at. I know when it's coming. Yeah, I won't say it because you don't want to insult somebody. But there's that there's definitely.

[00:18:59] And there's a song for that. Now before we even get the Queen news because this made me laugh so hard, speaking of your nation.

[00:19:10] Pattles. Well, when I talk about the show on Netflix, uh, that was did we are the world? What is it? Night of the greatest night and pop is on Netflix. It's a fun.

[00:19:22] Kill an hour and a half. Um, but you really got to watch it because you want to see everybody in it because it's amazing. They're all like 25 year younger and uh, but we talked about that on this show. If I say A plus on that go watch it.

[00:19:35] Yeah, Michael was more black than he ended up for sure. Um, Cindy Lauper was still sort of erratic and maybe a pain in the ass. Um, yeah.

[00:19:47] And the most patient one of all was Diana Ross and I would have thought she'd have been the biggest diva out of everybody. She's still standing there with paper at three in the morning going, are we ready?

[00:19:55] I'm like, oh my god, I would have killed these people. I would have been with what's this face? The country's figure, uh, whaling Jennings where he's just like, yeah, I gotta get going man. This is

[00:20:04] ridiculous. Like I don't even sing like this. What am I doing here? Um, they had to get country people though, but so when you

[00:20:14] I went on to show show something to my friend on YouTube. There's a Canadian version.

[00:20:21] Yeah. So the Brits did feed the well, let them the bandaid or whatever that was called. I did not know there was a Canadian one.

[00:20:30] They called themselves Northern Lights. I'm not laughing because I just laughed because David Foster who's married to that Catherine McFeigh, the lady from American Idol, they're on the road. I see him and I'm like, who's buying a ticket to this?

[00:20:46] David loves David and Catherine loves Catherine. So that's a perfect match.

[00:20:52] But he was in charge of this thing. He completely ripped off. I mean, it the even how they're standing itself.

[00:21:00] But here's the people that are in it. This shows you because you remember our Northern friends don't have as many people as the United States. So they have some heavy hitters.

[00:21:09] Gordon Lightfoot. Yes. What the song is, uh, tears are not enough.

[00:21:17] Kissing some more of it. Together we can change the world for evidence. Brian Adams.

[00:21:30] Tears are not enough. Gordon Lightfoot. I didn't know Burton Cummings. Who is that?

[00:21:39] He's a folksinger. A folksinger. I knew Ann Murray, the queen of Canada.

[00:21:45] Well, Jan Arden is the current rating queen because Anna has retired.

[00:21:50] Johnny Mitchell, queen of Canada. But do do do do link queens two queens. Dan Hill.

[00:21:59] Was he like a Dan Fulgoburg?

[00:22:03] He was bad. Neil Young in this video you have to go see it on YouTube. He looks like how

[00:22:11] you would dress up on Halloween if you wanted to look like around stuff. He's got a bad

[00:22:15] Dan around it said I could believe it was Neil Young. Um Brian Adams who I cannot tolerate.

[00:22:22] Who's Mike Reno and Liberty Silver? No idea. You don't know. Okay.

[00:22:27] Lover boy. His name is Mike Reno. Oh, that's so that was him with Liberty Silver. Whoever.

[00:22:33] Who's Carol Baker? Adult contemporary. We round up up there. Is she an old turtle?

[00:22:40] Now she is. Now she is. Cory Hart. I remember the guy my strong clutches said not so.

[00:22:46] He always sounded like somebody was punching him while he was singing.

[00:22:53] But he was cute though. And then insert some French people that I could even write their names

[00:22:58] out fast enough. Their names are so long and there's so many of them. I'm just like I just put

[00:23:03] insert French people and they're singing in French because that's the rule of Canada. You got to

[00:23:08] have your. And then um, Getty Lee is my singer? Yeah. Jettie. Yeah. Who is I did not know his name

[00:23:16] is the lead singer of Rush. Okay. Then so those people are all very talented not knocking Canada.

[00:23:25] This is a good roster but there's not quite enough. No. So they opened it up. Did you say any

[00:23:33] Canadians that are famous? Yeah. You don't have to be able to sing John Candy. Yeah. Eugene Levy.

[00:23:38] Oh yeah. That's the whole shit's Greek. It's the Holy. Oh yeah. Catherine O'Hara.

[00:23:43] Alan Thick was there. Yeah. Paul Schaefer. Then my favorite Wayne Gretzky and NHL fans. They just

[00:23:51] let Wayne Gretzky fans come say the choir like we need 50 people at midnight. The video you're

[00:23:58] just like why the fuck is Wayne Gretzky there? And then you're like oh it they explain it at the end.

[00:24:06] Of course. God it made me laugh. You guys got to go watch the video and put it in the

[00:24:12] nose. To your turn, Corey Hight. We can change the world forever. This is always purple.

[00:24:29] It's always like this. I wear my sunglasses at night but I remember being a teenager loving

[00:24:36] the video. So I'm going to do Corey Hart. What's he doing these days? Tiffany.

[00:24:49] Tiffany. There's been videos on TikTok of her recently. I'm gonna say and you might want to go check

[00:24:53] that out. It's a lot going on there. They're a lot going on. Yeah.

[00:24:56] I'm going to stop doing Corey Hart the rest of the day. For any reason at all.

[00:25:06] Do you P. S. Man? He's a fan of mine and we talk.

[00:25:21] Queen news. We're moving on to Queen news. Dally partner and her sister Rachel have a new cookbook

[00:25:29] called Good Luck and Cooking. It's available for pre-order pretty soon. Yeah, her sister Rachel.

[00:25:37] They looked around. She's 65 so she's the youngster and she's a singer too and she's very pretty.

[00:25:46] I don't know that I would want to be the sibling to someone quite as famous as Dally. Did I ever

[00:25:51] tell you I went to see Donna Summer one time in Las Vegas? It was it was it was fucking great but

[00:25:56] there was a lady. Well, she's dead now you can't go see her. But Bob and Clark took mother to see

[00:26:03] Barry Manolo mother who is dementia but she wanted to go to Barry Manolo so they it's fantastic.

[00:26:10] They took her and it's one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. My friend Tracy in New York always

[00:26:15] was and you would not see Tracy quite frankly as a Barry Manolo fan. No. Tracy's got her shit

[00:26:21] together. She got a giant rot wilders. She lives in a not so questionable good you know the neighborhood

[00:26:26] new she's tough. She just doesn't seem to have that super soft side just saying it doesn't come out

[00:26:32] a lot. Love Tracy one of my good drinking pals but she's a fanolo. She told me to go was the greatest

[00:26:38] night I'm like not one of the greatest night. Well, around. Oh, you want to come up say hi? Come here.

[00:26:43] You want to say hi to the people? You have a new sweatshirt. You're merchandise now.

[00:26:47] You don't want to come up? She's staring at you. She wants to go play. Come here. Come here.

[00:26:53] No let us in. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. It's a baby cat time out.

[00:26:59] If you're watching you too, a baby cat. It's the out of the people. No. She's very mad at you.

[00:27:05] She's a V-pist. She's following me every step.

[00:27:10] You've had like 12 treats today fat ass.

[00:27:13] Yep. I'm sorry if you're listening to this on Apple or Spotify, but if you're on YouTube,

[00:27:20] here's the baby cat. She never comes up like this. Oh my gosh. There we go. Okay. Yes.

[00:27:25] She doesn't really. Choppa likes to be held. He's a lover. She's not.

[00:27:31] So it's this cookbook. It's a lifetime of family friends and foods which is due out in September

[00:27:39] along with six photos of different safeties. Oh, I was going to see Donna Summer at a fish set.

[00:27:44] So that Donna Summer left the stage and then the band was singing a song and there was one lady

[00:27:48] in like line of three women. It was her part and she sounded exactly like Donna Summer

[00:27:54] and I googled it and it was her sister. Oh wow. Here's the thing. If Donna got to it first

[00:28:01] and you have that kind of voice which is so distinct and stuff,

[00:28:05] you know, do you want to be the sibling that, well, hey, I'm here too.

[00:28:09] She beat her to the punch. I don't know. Anyway, Rachel's a singer. She's very pretty.

[00:28:16] This is what it's recipes they love for family time. It's going to be available September 12.

[00:28:23] Dali's just a machine. The business end never stops. It's amazing.

[00:28:29] The title is a nod to what part in sings whenever she walks into her sister's kitchen.

[00:28:34] Hey, good looking. What you got? Cooking ostensibly a reference to the famous Hank Williams.

[00:28:39] I was like, hey, good looking. According to the press release from the publisher.

[00:28:43] Now I'm thinking I'm going to go see Barry Manolo again because you may have a super secret date.

[00:28:48] I may have a super secret date and it may not be at the Maraja anymore.

[00:28:52] My 12 year, 12 year reign of the Maraja Lightroom. Every now and then I only did it

[00:29:00] certain weekends, but at least a few times a year. I got to move on because they're turning it

[00:29:08] into the heart rock. And then it's just going to be kind of chaos for a while while they do

[00:29:13] that so I had to find another home. You'll find out where it's still on the strip.

[00:29:18] I'm pretty excited. Yeah, it might be on a holiday weekend. Just say it.

[00:29:27] I have a Queen news about Tate. Tate. Tate isn't singing board but get a load of this.

[00:29:37] This is why I'm saying like I said, paddles all on board with Tate. Tate always has been.

[00:29:42] I'm a bandwagon person and I'm half-assed at that. That's okay. You're doing well.

[00:29:46] I'm trying. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like she sings her diary out loud.

[00:29:54] Come on. That's what's happening now. Yes it is and Stevie sings about moonbeams and weird shit.

[00:30:01] I don't know what it's about. I like that.

[00:30:09] It's weird. I just prefer weird. Tate is quite literal and I'm a literal person.

[00:30:16] Very literal person. I'm not interested in the breakup song and you heard me and I'm mad.

[00:30:22] I don't care. I'm too old for that. Is Travis the one?

[00:30:28] I don't know. There's a comedian and I won't say his name and I put him as one of my fun friends.

[00:30:35] I do know he graduated from college and secretly he's very smart but if you hug out with him,

[00:30:41] you would not think he was the smartest person in the room. He's one of the most fun but I

[00:30:50] don't know and even he said to me, do you think this Travis guy is smarter enough for her?

[00:30:57] I'm like oh my god if he just said it. Even he's catching on. I don't know. Maybe she's

[00:31:03] enough brains for two and we just let him be the younger brother, goof off fun guy. Maybe.

[00:31:16] She seems to like her cat. She seems to be funny sometimes. She has a good sense of humor.

[00:31:24] This is why though I'm fascinated because we've never seen anything like this in our life

[00:31:29] and we will never again in our lifetime. I guarantee you she broke her to a deal with a nation

[00:31:35] to not perform another nation. Singapore broke her to deal with Taylor Swift so she wouldn't

[00:31:40] take the heirs toward us to other South East Asian countries. Now a Philippine lawmaker

[00:31:47] in the Philippines is calling that out. Won't you're too late? You're too late. She's already moving on.

[00:31:53] The shows are over. Yeah he's mad. Well I understand there's a few between Singapore and neighboring

[00:32:01] government officials in a solid on to Taylor Swift. Now you have governments fighting over you.

[00:32:04] This is what I'm saying not even Michael Jackson. I don't think. I don't think maybe

[00:32:12] maybe Michael Jackson could have pulled something like this off. Maybe he's the only person I can think of.

[00:32:18] Global chaos and income and it's insane. Nobody on the

[00:32:26] on Wednesday Philippine's representative Joey is Selkada called on the Philippine's

[00:32:32] Department of Foreign Affairs to protest against the grant. The Singapore government authorize

[00:32:36] in exchange for Swift agreeing not to perform somewhere else in Southeast Asia during her world

[00:32:42] tour. Some three million in grants were given by the government to AEG to host the concert

[00:32:47] in Singapore. So AEG sometimes I do AEG stuff. They're the promoter. I always have a nice time

[00:32:53] with them, but I have a nice time with Live Nation and Outback. Outbacks might go to those who

[00:33:00] might be FF's in Live Nation they're more serious. They're bigger dogs. Outback is like a medium dog

[00:33:06] and AEG is somewhere between Outback and Live Nation. I'd say but what do I know? I just go and show

[00:33:13] up. Tell jokes. This guy said this isn't what good neighbors do. Our countries are good friends.

[00:33:19] That's why actions like this hurt. Welcome to being Canadian.

[00:33:27] But you know what she did? Here's the here's the country she couldn't work and if she did it. Wait

[00:33:32] okay. The Asian nations which also included aside from the Philippines. Brunei, Cambodia, Indonesia,

[00:33:40] Laos, Malaysia, Myanmar and Vietnam. So what she did is when they'll come to me because sometimes

[00:33:48] we do that when we book things like if I say look there is no reason for me to go to A, B or C

[00:33:54] when if I just go to D they'll drive there. Me mean in an hour and a half driver to our drive

[00:33:58] or whatever so and we'll do two shows. That's how it works. Good for Tate. Queen news.

[00:34:04] I should have Queen news. I should have a Trump. I should have royal music. I need royal music.

[00:34:12] When I say Queen news, I want you know the royal entry. That's the goat. Baby cat doesn't even react to

[00:34:19] that. Listen what kind of night guard are you? That's a goddamn screaming goat in the house and you're

[00:34:24] doing nothing. She's tired. She's been awake for a week. She has been awake for a week. When is

[00:34:30] that short thing coming back here? What's what are they called? What's the thing with you?

[00:34:36] Greenies. She loves greenies. She loves fris- oh she only likes loves some puras.

[00:34:45] Yeah there's some gravy packs they like. Yeah yeah it's a gravy deal. She's great. The fans bring her

[00:34:53] so many greenies and I'm so excited because those are expensive. She also likes the frisky ones.

[00:34:58] There's a couple where they're just like nope. They were around little like they look like

[00:35:03] little piece of popcorn. She's not fair. She's not fair. No she sleeps in bed with me and she has

[00:35:13] a very expensive litter box. But she can be fair. I need to be. Part time fair. Yeah.

[00:35:22] Sure Nick. Sure. She's a part time fair. Okay. Share a judge's sides with share

[00:35:30] Intensive ruling that could end $1 million royalties war with Mary Bono. Oh yeah I didn't even know

[00:35:37] this was happening. No he believes the judge shares entitled to receive ongoing compensation

[00:35:44] royalties from songs including I got you babe and the beat goes on as outlined in her 1978 divorce

[00:35:49] agreement with Sonny Bono despite Sonny's errors exercising the right to recapture his underlying

[00:35:54] copyrights under the federal copyright act law. So the kids are trying to get the money for it

[00:36:01] as long as shares alive bull shit. Yeah air is not one eastern nephew is going to come

[00:36:07] growing around this house looking for royalties from Saudi exchange. If you have the balls they ask

[00:36:13] why I'm alive you just wait till I'm dead and you'll be so happy you kept your mouth shut and

[00:36:16] won't believe it. It's great there's enough old Bay in there and rock and bad could keep me going

[00:36:28] I can't believe Mary Bono he said he wasn't persuaded by Mary's arguments that shares lawsuit

[00:36:33] should be rejected because she never named Sonny's other errors his four kids including four

[00:36:40] who most of the kids with other people he only he had one with share so who are these other three

[00:36:47] I don't know. Including shares son Chas Bono as defendants even though the case affects their royalty

[00:36:53] payments as well. I think Mary Bono's interest are sufficiently aligned with those of Sonny's

[00:36:59] children so she can adequately raise up adequately represent them and there's evidence of their

[00:37:06] awareness of this litigation but no objective or effort to intervene. I yeah you can't

[00:37:13] Sonny Bono's kids while they want it now because he's dead. Right but shares still should give 50%

[00:37:19] whatever percentage was reached in the divorce agreement. All right well that's our queen news I got

[00:37:25] nothing on the boys jelly booked his biggest stadium tour ever that's some news he's very excited

[00:37:31] about that I'm very excited about that those that creepy king baby cake that's Stevie's wearing

[00:37:38] I drank that see that straw in its head there's a creepy creepy if you can't see this creepy plastic

[00:37:45] king baby cake and it's like a baby king cake. Yeah from a baby king cake right and it has a straw

[00:37:51] on its head and I know not to drink multi-color drink that's gonna be in my book when I write my book

[00:37:55] advice don't drink but I just wanted really I just wanted that so you had to drink the rumman

[00:38:02] what an injury call event I just took a drink it was disgusting I mean it's exactly oh and one

[00:38:06] other thing so walking around the French quarter I ran into two termites one being from a lot of

[00:38:14] where my cousins live outside of St. Louis and they were both so excited to meet me and somehow

[00:38:21] accidentally he had a hurricane drink in his hand and his friend hit it like reaching for the phone

[00:38:27] or something and it flew into the air I didn't really see that happen I thought a bird shit on my head

[00:38:32] and I was like god damn it come on man and I was standing under something I'm like how could a

[00:38:37] bird shit on pissed on me whatever well he spilled his drink on me accidentally he was more fine

[00:38:43] and I'm like dude it's fine it's just a t-shirt I don't even know where I got it but it was what

[00:38:48] was a white t-shirt it turned completely purple and he was like I can't believe I thought I'm so

[00:38:52] so I'm like it's fine to swear to God well just to let you know I forgot your first name we

[00:38:57] took pictures and all that it totally came out the wash assured us fine as I predicted

[00:39:02] all is good nice yeah good stuff so I don't have any Snoop dog news either

[00:39:10] oh yeah he does his concert down in a good update

[00:39:17] oh sorry well shit I'm looking for the other one update

[00:39:22] so the Kansas City playoff game where it was four below I said Roger Gidal is such a whore

[00:39:28] people are going to suffer lifelong injuries from sitting out in that shit and there's old

[00:39:33] guys that are gonna have heart attacks or old people women too that this is you shouldn't do this

[00:39:38] you should if this is irresponsible for the general public I know some people aren't the smartest

[00:39:44] but you don't invite dumb people to get dumber well here's the thing Kansas City Chiefs fans facing

[00:39:51] amputations after attending playoff game oh yeah their fingers half of their fingers right at the

[00:39:57] knuckle gone wow yeah um it was minus four degrees a windshield of minus 27 as the fans

[00:40:06] watch their team win but but 15 of them were forced to go to the hospital now I know that's not a

[00:40:11] lot compared to whatever 80,000 in a stadium it's a lot it's a lot if you're one of the 15

[00:40:19] 70% of the patients referred for frostbite injuries during the middle cold are now being advised

[00:40:23] to schedule amputations the majority of them are the fans who attended the game we still haven't

[00:40:29] found out what happened to those guys in that backyard either those three guys that died and were

[00:40:33] found frozen in chairs it's been super quiet and I don't know what the hell is going on there

[00:40:37] and I have a Google alert um there you go the despite the cold weather situation the NFL opted to play

[00:40:44] the game is scheduled whether they rethink moving forwards remains to no they're not going to

[00:40:48] rethink anything Roger Gidele doesn't give a shit except about money that's not what he cares about

[00:40:53] money in power he doesn't care about these fans he thinks if you're dumb enough to sit out there

[00:40:57] fuck you well you know some people paid all their money and they made all the arrangements to go

[00:41:04] and then they feel like well I'll be okay right you know I got six pairs of gloves and heating

[00:41:08] packets I can guarantee you I have a rnod to do everything would fall off all my fingers would fall

[00:41:12] twice a day on a couch with a giant blanket on um and then there's another update

[00:41:21] the kids the city superfan that we talk about at this pub cast the one who the chief of hauling

[00:41:26] the wood did they dress like a wolf and they caught up the bank robber well he's pleaded guilty

[00:41:31] to bank robbery and money laundering and then they have a picture of him in his outfit is spectacular

[00:41:36] as a wolf and I don't even know why he comes as a wolf because the chiefs aren't wolves

[00:41:42] but it's not like it's the Minnesota timber wolves and he came as a wolf when they played the tightens

[00:41:49] he robbed a bank here what I'm just saying here I'm not sure that'd be that hard

[00:41:55] well honey what do you want all your money well all right just give me give me 30 minutes nothing

[00:42:01] moving quickly down here now I can't can't I'm not going to count out that quickly I'm not going

[00:42:06] make a mistake you just stay here in the little wolfie outfit and I'll be right back

[00:42:11] they're polite but sometimes life at this out you just want to go could we go go faster

[00:42:18] rev it up you got a calm down there where are you from up north it's not that far north

[00:42:24] it's four hours four hours in a car in a car it's just now I've never been to

[00:42:30] Missouri um uh can't see she chief superfan known as chief so hallet has pleaded guilty to

[00:42:37] the federal bank robbery charges and it's string admitting to a string of robberies of banks

[00:42:41] and credit unions in seven states then laundering the stolen money through casinos a federal

[00:42:46] prosecutor in Missouri announced he also pleaded guilty to money laundering and taking stolen

[00:42:52] property across state lines admitting he engaged 11 bank and credit union robbers or attempted

[00:42:57] robberies in 20 22 in 2023 he he came to the NFL games dressed as a wolf inch oh I get it a wolf's

[00:43:05] in chief's clothing stop it I can't I can't he tried to conceal hundreds of thousands of dollars

[00:43:14] in stolen cash by using it to gamble online and it casino but the odds caught up with them

[00:43:19] hmm he faces up to 50 years in federal prison without parole under the agreement

[00:43:24] he's due to be sentenced July 10th he has to pay under the degree plea deal he has to pay

[00:43:28] $532,000 to to the victim financials institutions and forfeit any property involved in money laundering

[00:43:35] to including an autographed painting of Kansas City chief quarterback Patrick Wilhelms that has been

[00:43:40] recovered by the FBI oh my god there goes his man cave

[00:43:46] so there you go what do we what are we learning all the children termites all the children

[00:43:58] crime doesn't pay no you will get caught eventually you will get caught update

[00:44:05] my

[00:44:07] Malaysia we're starting the flu search for my flight again

[00:44:12] flight 378 oh my god if you don't know my feelings on this please go watch my special

[00:44:18] on that flames called bothering Jesus and my think about Malaysia in Malaysia in airline 370

[00:44:25] is the longest joke I've ever had in my life on any special or any CD and I think I have seven

[00:44:32] I don't know whatever seven CDs I'm doing well I lived long enough to keep going um

[00:44:40] I've never most jokes that I have and I only notice because I have to time them out when I have

[00:44:45] to do editing and all this stuff anywhere from two to four minutes this thing goes on so if you

[00:44:51] hate the topic fast forward do that part because I couldn't believe it went on and on and then I

[00:44:56] felt like I'm the only person that doesn't have a job or kids in the day so I'll monitor this on

[00:45:01] behalf of everyone else because how is it that in 2016 we have lost a fucking airplane

[00:45:07] that sentence made sense to me if you said that in 1590 about a ship I don't know it left Spain

[00:45:17] must have been a wind I mean it's so ridiculous so the Malaysian government is thinking

[00:45:24] of reopening the search now there's a Texas group oh shianna I believe they're called it says

[00:45:29] look we know where it's at we'll spend our own money just let us do it yes the government said

[00:45:36] it may I think the government's doing this because these other people are going to do it come

[00:45:40] hell or high water and then it's going to be found and I have an article behind this that they

[00:45:45] know where it's at and they're not saying where it's at because everybody believes including me

[00:45:50] that it was the pilot who did that and then it's their fault and then you owe a lot more money

[00:45:56] than the bullshit check you probably handed those people at you 10 years ago or eight years ago

[00:46:01] no 10 years it's a 10 year anniversary um yeah um they're thinking about reopening it because I think

[00:46:10] people are getting close to the you know the truth and then they'll be like oh we found it

[00:46:17] what bullshit I've never trusted the government on this for one you know the wrong ocean

[00:46:21] you know if you watch this special you see why that's the punchline but it's not a punchline

[00:46:24] it's what the man actually said we have a little in a wrong ocean it's 2016 oh my god

[00:46:39] so they're gonna they're thinking about that reopening it and then this one says

[00:46:46] the shameful truth Malaysia knows what happened to the Duane Plain but refuses to acknowledge

[00:46:50] the secret about its pilot who was obsessed with model twins these women online they're twins

[00:46:57] they're they're hotty hotty hotty hotty young Asian girls yeah um Malaysia knows where the wreckage

[00:47:06] of the Duane flight is but refuses to acknowledge the shameful truth about the craft there's also a

[00:47:10] leading expert that said a pilot guy he said this you had to have a perfect pilot for like a real

[00:47:15] pilot it can't just be an accident he probably turned off the oxygen in the back they all just go

[00:47:21] eventually this mass drop that lasts for 20 minutes their oxygen 20 hours at last in a cockpit

[00:47:28] and then he flew it to where he knew it was a black hole meaning he knew there was no way

[00:47:32] for detection in some areas I guess there's still no detection and then he took it down and then

[00:47:37] went full-forced out to break it up with as many pieces as possible um so probably so his family

[00:47:42] wouldn't be embarrassed I imagine if you're still thinking shit like that when you're gonna kill

[00:47:45] yourself and 260 people anyway um this guy uh 50-year aviation industry veteran says Malaysian

[00:47:54] airlines planes remains uh lie 1,933 kilometers due west of Perth um and after experts trace the

[00:48:03] final flight path of the plane he's also tracked the plane to the route using weight aerowaves and

[00:48:08] believes that one more search in 2020 for 2024 will reveal its final resting place

[00:48:13] analysts of the plane's final moment and they recovered debris from the pilot was pushing down

[00:48:18] on the control to crash a plane in a high-speed dive to ensure the aircraft broke up into all these

[00:48:23] pieces um it's a suicide and it's the one is a hurry captain Zahari um but these twins um he was

[00:48:31] I never heard the twins I had neither um he was obsessed in suicidal uh they so they say I'm

[00:48:38] not saying that don't quote me um he flew the same route that he had on his simulator who has that

[00:48:44] maybe pilots have similar in their home I don't know but he had that exact path on his simulator at

[00:48:48] home why would you have that if it's not even a real route right I dealt right dealt they have I

[00:48:56] get it but I mean he had one in his home and he's doing that route follow that route um

[00:49:03] he was stalking models posing as anti-government stuff on Facebook oh I'm sorry

[00:49:10] he was stalking models this is his strange behavior stalking these twin models and posting anti-government

[00:49:16] stuff on Facebook um no country he wrote no country wants to own an air crash it's a mass oh no

[00:49:22] no country wants to own an air crash it's a massive dent to their national pride and no one wants

[00:49:26] a suicide well here's the twins um Malaysian models keeman land I'm sure they don't say land

[00:49:35] sure that's my Midwest pronunciation land and land key he somebody get land another by light

[00:49:41] land there 26 years old and he was begging them to come to Kuala Lumpur and sending creepy messages

[00:49:47] on Facebook now that doesn't necessarily make you a murderer as my dad would point out but

[00:49:52] it's weird um he had very strong anti-government views rabid political rants if

[00:50:03] quant if a quantist pilot did something like that he would be spoken to and grounded yeah I know

[00:50:07] this is what i'm saying this is a problem with people in their 40s people are going through

[00:50:11] divorces people aren't ready to retire I want my pilot as I say it in my in my act I want

[00:50:17] them to be 55 because he's got worked hard enough he wants to get to retirement and he's he's

[00:50:22] already if he had if he was divorced that's long over it's all saddled I don't want somebody hot

[00:50:26] under the collar like no no no no the 40s are too volatile everybody's a lot of people's 40s

[00:50:34] are nuts like 50s whatever happened happened we're just moving towards free money not earn money

[00:50:41] but free the money that's coming welcome so that's my update and i'm all excited let's get it started

[00:50:51] again let's do it update we discussed Beyonce song perhaps being stolen he was stolen well

[00:51:04] here's the official statement from Bruce cockburn who wrote the song cober cober I read c o c k b u r n

[00:51:14] cackburn he said i think Beyonce's Texas hold him is a good record unfortunately i can't

[00:51:22] claim to have any part in writing it the rhythmic feel is similar to my theme song for Franklin

[00:51:28] the tv series but to my ears that's where the similarity stops uh Texas hold him his hers and

[00:51:35] i wish her success that has to be the final say yeah i don't believe it in update by the way

[00:51:44] we have to acknowledge for all the terms that wrote in it was on pbs too oh for all the

[00:51:49] terms that wrote it Franklin was on pbs too i just never saw it no i didn't know but now i'm

[00:51:54] going to go watch it on youtube um member the canadian um giant box of hockey cards that were not

[00:52:02] opened that could have 20 rookie Wayne gretzky cards none of those rookie cards will include

[00:52:08] Wayne gretzky singing tears are not enough and unopened case of hockey cards found in the basement

[00:52:18] office earned a family in canada boom three point seven million how awesome is that

[00:52:26] um yeah real tickets to the standica that's right you can buy tickets to anything you want

[00:52:33] um all these shit they found it i only have one good a mystery ship that vanished there with 32 crew

[00:52:40] members this my finally been found after 120 years yep it's nice for these families though if they

[00:52:48] still remember they had someone on that ship 120 year old mystery of a mystery of a missing ship

[00:52:54] that vanished without a trace off the coast of australia has finally been solved thanks to the undersea

[00:52:58] explorers who stumbled upon it by luck the ss nemesis was transporting coal to meltburn australia in

[00:53:04] july 1904 but it's a great year see your ma grandpa was born when it got caught in a powerful storm

[00:53:09] off new south whales and vanished along with 32 of its crew members in the weeks after the storm

[00:53:14] bodies the crew members of fragment of the ship's records washed ashore on crinola beach about 18 miles

[00:53:20] south of Sydney a generated a media storm but the wreckage of the 240 foot vessel that's big

[00:53:28] that's a big boat was never found in his final resting place uh remain a mystery subsea professional

[00:53:34] marine services remote sensing companies searching the ocean floor off the coast of Sydney

[00:53:39] accidentally stumbled upon it the wreckage was found completely untouched about 16 miles off

[00:53:45] shore underneath 532 feet of water they expect the sunken ship was the ss nemesis but they had to

[00:53:51] use specialize well bupom they confirmed it um the ship went down because the engine became

[00:53:55] overwhelmed due to the storm they believe it began to sink so quickly after being struck by a

[00:54:00] large wave that the crew did not have time to deploy lifeboats officials of urge families who lost

[00:54:05] ancestors to come forward about 40 children lost their parents in this wreck i hope this brings

[00:54:09] closure to the families blah blah blah that's cool they found it though yeah and it's in it's in

[00:54:14] perfect shape kind of i mean the pictures will put in the snow yeah so see where's are you playing

[00:54:21] frankly or is that Texas hold them well i don't know the difference i thought that was beginning

[00:54:27] our song we're gonna get in trouble for playing that yes you are somebody just made 35 cents

[00:54:40] somebody just no they're not going to make 35 cents youtube's gonna go you can't day that's

[00:54:44] my down to me and yeah right but we're playing it as a joke doesn't that matter no

[00:54:50] this is my favorite news proo ver gets credit lucky on say right

[00:54:57] hey it's frank this is my favorite story of the week we're all over the place today no i'm on to news

[00:55:06] i'm on the news i only had one holy shit they found it i'm on to news

[00:55:11] thousands of children are calling congress to save tiktok oh my god they're crying they're calling

[00:55:21] crying and they're hammering lawmakers from phones a lot lawmakers phones from school

[00:55:28] and to tell them to vote against the bill that could ban the app because of links to china

[00:55:40] this is what i said of all okay one of the dumbest things i ever heard a politician say like i

[00:55:44] wish they'd like comedians help politicians sometimes i don't even care left or right i'll

[00:55:48] help you out tell me what you're thinking about saying and then let them tell me and then i'm

[00:55:52] gonna go okay here's the three you're not gonna say ever out loud again and here's three substitutes when

[00:55:57] Mitt Romney said he wanted to defund pbs and made a big deal out of it like i have no problems

[00:56:03] with mittens romney he's a handsome man he i believe he's an honest man politically probably don't

[00:56:09] agree so much he likes goats he doesn't like bloody marries or you know he's a strict Mormon but whatever

[00:56:16] here's what we're not gonna do mitt when you're running for president the first thing that's not

[00:56:22] going to come out of your mouth is i want to kill big bird america loves big bird stop it you're

[00:56:29] not killing public tell it's such a non-thing nobody goes oh i'm sick and tired of riding my taxes

[00:56:36] for big bird and sassamie street and pbs television nobody cares that's not it's just a bad focus

[00:56:44] well all these people that are now going we got a band tick-tock it's a lot of all white guys for the record

[00:56:49] and they don't understand it i talk about this my real act all that should have watched

[00:56:54] too much waiting for them oh well if you're gonna say that you just prepare for the children

[00:57:00] and prepare for my friend Nicole who's 50 because if you take away those cooking videos she's gonna

[00:57:06] fucking come barbecue your ass and beat you to the barbecue tools there it's not just the children

[00:57:11] but it's a lot of the children and i like that right now if you said who's your congressman i have no

[00:57:16] goddamn idea that's why i did that joke about a bama hundred years ago when he goes i'm gonna need

[00:57:20] you to call your congressman and tell them but i go well then i'm gonna need you to email me who my

[00:57:25] congressman um the children are calling congress and demanding they vote against to build a kid band

[00:57:32] the app the children some crying are calling into their office making the phones ring off the

[00:57:38] hook fearing their favorite social media platform is at risk people of all ages have called throughout

[00:57:43] the morning expressing concerns that the owner bite dance would force bite dance to divest from

[00:57:50] tiktok a tiktok person said that the notification went to users for 18 years well it doesn't matter

[00:57:56] what you said to the kids are gonna find out yes they're way smarter than us other staffers

[00:58:02] reject so many grown men were calling and we're accusing the members of being racist by supporting

[00:58:08] the bipartisan bill the flood of calls um is down to tiktok lobbying in its users um

[00:58:17] collars told staffers the alert would not go away and allow them to access the app until they

[00:58:22] called some collars are just hanging up as soon as they get an answer only concerned with accessing

[00:58:26] the app you do not want the children coming after you i'm telling you they will do shit

[00:58:36] just when you think oh they're lazy they just play on their phones uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

[00:58:45] the tiktok tovro capital hills phone lines got so insane that rubber's

[00:58:49] sedative ashley hinson started answering calls herself to explain to the middle schoolers what

[00:58:54] the bill does she sits on the committee on ccp that originated the bill requiring the app to divest

[00:59:02] from bite dance they are on ending one staffer said all four lines have been ringing off the hook

[00:59:10] lots of kids calling from schools also more grown men than i expected we got very hammered hard till

[00:59:15] but twelve thirty today we've had young children you can hear teachers other students in the background

[00:59:20] calling just so they can access the app had a few adults call and say they used the app to look at

[00:59:25] quote women oh that's the grown man i guess yeah a lot of them um but most don't know the connection to

[00:59:34] china and our receptive when we tell them the facts i'm not no i'm not receptive uh i don't care

[00:59:40] no zuckerberg should close right well zuckerberg's his bad is them i don't trust any of them

[00:59:51] yeah everybody trust canado let's have them make a tiktok can talk can talk yeah why not

[00:59:58] can can can talk um tiktok has no regard for kids mental health well take it away and you'll see how

[01:00:06] crazy you've made them you can't give an addict cocaine for ten years and then go no more koka

[01:00:12] and then they're gonna they'll come kill you yeah china has a vested interest in hurting our youth

[01:00:17] and they're they're using this app to do it the Chinese kids are not on it no they don't have

[01:00:26] take time right so they're trying to get our kids addicted to it right but whatever i was addicted to

[01:00:32] tetris yeah on game boy i have an addicted personality we all had something i mean it could have

[01:00:39] gone back to donkey con miss pacman i i can beat anyone that's ever i got when i got up working

[01:00:44] the restaurant we had a miss pacman in the lobby and if i had a way for a ride or if i just wanted

[01:00:48] to sit there i secretly drank beer at a coffee cup nobody knew that whatever i was 1670 and i

[01:00:52] would sit there and play miss pacman and smoke cigarettes and drink beer for hours hours i was

[01:00:58] addicted i loved it but look here i am now i have a nice job and i made my ill care like

[01:01:05] sitting around cardboard cut up so look at me everything's fine everything is fine just because

[01:01:11] of this age i drank that king baby cake thing full of weird alcohol i didn't even ask what was in it

[01:01:17] i'm just like i have one of those i like to see if i can tell what's in it see if i can revert

[01:01:23] my parts i think that yeah everything's fine here look at me for christ sake

[01:01:30] so the chill tiktok will do anything it's get it can't including manipulating and exploiting

[01:01:35] american users in order to prevent now i don't want to hear from anybody that says um how bad it is

[01:01:42] i don't yeah i don't know any bullshit i'm just saying i'm still really good at donkey con

[01:01:48] cake i was miss pacman was way more yeah um here's here's a little business news this is appalling

[01:02:00] ready this is a restaurant news i should call a restaurant news this is called your business that's

[01:02:06] my section that's my second name it's your business apple bees and i hop are launching co branded

[01:02:12] locations where both chains are under one roof no no no no no can i do that

[01:02:23] apple bees and i hop are launching co branded locations with both change on chains under one roof

[01:02:32] i won't even eat at a place where it says kfc slash arby's no you do one thing you do it right

[01:02:40] can you imagine a kitchen because i've worked in restaurants my whole life before comedy

[01:02:45] and basically every comedy club has some sort of kitchen

[01:02:48] i've been to have the amount of food that apple bees orders is confusing enough

[01:02:53] like that they that they serve the menu and then you're gonna have the pancake people and the egg

[01:02:58] people something's gonna get slided um if i want breakfast i'm not going to this combo one

[01:03:06] can i get some hot drella six and a short stack

[01:03:11] i'm not high i want two large pancakes and broccoli

[01:03:16] do you have any broccoli back there please have one of those frozen

[01:03:19] now i want the giant frozen martinae i know they're on sale after 11 but i can't come tonight

[01:03:24] after 11 i'm here now i'll pay the full price and if we're how come trivia is not on what's

[01:03:30] why do you only do that at night what about those of us in the daytime

[01:03:34] all right

[01:03:35] apple bees is the ultimate comic road place because it's always the same but it just feels like

[01:03:39] it's lost quality over the years i used to be able to eat the normal chicken and broccoli and

[01:03:43] it just i don't know it feels like it's slipping longhorn and the longhorn is my new apple bees go

[01:03:49] to on the road i do love a longhorn so as my friend Kathy so and you know the cows the the long

[01:03:55] horn cows are different in every longhorn summer blind summer red with spots yeah

[01:04:04] just the tinnitus combining the back of house cooking areas and blending the front of house

[01:04:08] dining areas with through discrete entrances okay come on there's nothing discrete about that

[01:04:14] this is the worst idea i have ever heard of it's to reduce cost while maximizing revenues to

[01:04:20] attracting customer dining at different parts of the day to the same location at breakfast

[01:04:25] there are more i-hop customers customers can be seated in the apple bees area and vice versa at

[01:04:29] dinner so do i get alcohol now hey good question at i-hop can i order from the apple bees bar

[01:04:37] a bloody marry it's a game changer crack a barrel cracker bail they put they had a whole thing

[01:04:43] outside that said new and it was a bloody mario who's gonna tell them bloody marries aren't new

[01:04:47] you guys i know they're new to you but the way this is written it looks like you just invented the

[01:04:52] bloody bear it's like nobody understood that sangria is not a breakfast for the

[01:04:56] singer sangria i can't believe crack a barrel went straight to sangria why don't you start with

[01:05:01] just white and red you know what no we're going to spanish gallons of

[01:05:08] you know how many people are gonna order that and then go home and vomit because they don't even drink

[01:05:12] yeah yeah may sees this is in your business is your business it's your business

[01:05:17] you mean the name stuff every week no this is called your business

[01:05:22] may sees it's gonna close 150 stores and a major turnaround effect but will open more high-end

[01:05:27] blooming deals and blue mercury locations i do not know what blue mercury is

[01:05:35] i thought it was health food like a GNC and then that never never i've only seen like no

[01:05:42] i know it's the way the logo is looks like a health part place i don't know may sees in close

[01:05:51] 150 underperforming stores in the next three years the department said more than the third of

[01:05:55] its look at they should yes i used to really like may sees and now every single one of them

[01:05:59] might go into looks looted there were tj max huh there were some tj max well tj max home goods

[01:06:07] people get very angry over there i think could you can walk down the pillow aisle and there's

[01:06:10] like a hundred fifty pillows on the floor there's sheets and shit people are like rooting through

[01:06:15] for a pillow and they can they're like god damn it and then they're just i'm like does anybody work

[01:06:19] on this side like the clothing side seem fine but the the um may sees is a hundred and sixty six

[01:06:27] year old company by two thousand twenty six there will only be three hundred fifty may sees stores

[01:06:32] well good maybe you guys can clean your shit up then may sees looks looted it's terrible

[01:06:37] and i've been in a lot of them on the road a lot and i'm not seeing any that look like they used to look

[01:06:42] no um the one in New York you see yeah it says the company which pointed newsy

[01:06:47] oh this month announced that it would focus on its luxury stores blooming deals in blue mercury

[01:06:52] i cannot believe the same as blooming deals yeah again i still like Nordstrom if i have to go

[01:06:59] but i think the idea of a department store is gone yeah i never go i don't want to go

[01:07:04] we talked about that i talked about it because i was watching food and the the ladies went in some

[01:07:10] were fancy to get glue hand gloves they didn't sell them anymore by the way if you haven't watch

[01:07:14] food with that guy that does true and call everyone all the women are great i mean uh

[01:07:19] Molly ring walled his joint a carcin and uh clois a vigny and dianne lane it's it's one of the

[01:07:25] craziest things i've ever seen um and the guy who plays true and cafote is just bananas great

[01:07:31] i'm so sad that it that it's ending and i tried to watch regime by the way because i love cake wins

[01:07:37] lit here's what i can't do farce because it's so hard to do it right and even when it's done right

[01:07:44] i don't love it so that in musicals until they make draws a musical i don't want to hear about it

[01:07:52] just like a langs in one of the episodes and a mute no she's in a play

[01:07:57] why it's a play because jessica is above a musical that's right queen jessica doesn't go out there and

[01:08:06] do fucking o'clau ma she's gonna do a smart crazy play that i'm definitely gonna buy a ticket to

[01:08:12] cuz i want to see jessica lang walk out on stage and i probably won't understand anything i see

[01:08:17] but it's the same way i saw Sally field in a in a play luis told me to go yep it was in new york

[01:08:24] i never go to plays unless luis guarantees me there's a superstar in there that i love

[01:08:29] i won't go i and i will definitely not going to be the only musical i've gone to in new york

[01:08:33] and i could give free tickets to all of them because of luis's theater friends and i just i went to share

[01:08:40] no i went to mama mia it was great but i love abba so that doesn't really count

[01:08:48] we made luis we made yeah we made luis go to share the musical he liked it

[01:08:53] but if it's somebody i love that's different i'd go to the tina turn around i'm talking about you

[01:08:57] know moulin ruse your o'clau ma like my parents would watch all that i'm like this is so ridiculous

[01:09:05] for a libra am all about logic wait your west side story there's two gangs and you just all broke out

[01:09:12] in a song like you lose me right steve queen steve doesn't like me there so i feel like i'm in good

[01:09:18] company anyway i don't know why so regime was too i couldn't even get through the whole episode

[01:09:25] i can't i can't do it it was i didn't understand it um anyway that's that's what's going to happen to your

[01:09:33] macy's if there's one by you and you love it get there quickly because it might be one of the ones

[01:09:36] it's gonna close um this is the greatest announcement one of the greatest announcements in my adult

[01:09:42] life because as somebody who in the nineties so i worked at the restaurant and all through high school

[01:09:52] and college and well before high school and on and when they were pay per view boxing matches we had to

[01:09:57] take turns and your house had to be the host of you paid the hundred bucks or whatever

[01:10:03] everything it was fun because everybody chipped in ten bucks so nobody had to pay see you be back

[01:10:08] and then um but we were restaurant people so it was always on saturdays and we're like well you know

[01:10:14] we can't get off so then we would we take them yeah on vhs which you already knew who won so it wasn't as

[01:10:20] exciting but i did buy all of those back then and then my brother got my younger brother got uh

[01:10:30] Nintendo and we played my tyson's it's one of the only games i ever learned on Nintendo um

[01:10:36] my tyson's boxing it was called and he was too stupid my brother is too young not stupid but he

[01:10:42] was too young to know that if you took um rocky marciano you won every fight and i beat him every time

[01:10:49] it became a pattern i'm like oh i let him win every time okay i got well jake paul

[01:10:56] is gonna fight my tyson in a boxing match streamed live on netflix july 20th um pay per view our

[01:11:05] live streaming i don't know i guess we have to pay for it let me see um good they're gonna be at

[01:11:10] AT&T stadium in arlington, texas 80,000 seat capacity it's the home of the cowboys

[01:11:17] there are videos of mike tyson now he's 57 or 58 years old they're doing it in the home of jerry

[01:11:22] in the home of jay jumps oh my god if you go look on tiktok or instagram put in videos of

[01:11:30] my tyson boxing now he's still crazy good and i will go back all my money on mike because jake

[01:11:42] i know he's gotten further than everyone thinks like wasn't he a ufc guy to begin with

[01:11:48] mike only knows boxing and he knows how to hit you once you will die i know he was a reality start

[01:11:54] but he did he's a boxer too um i don't i don't care how old he is um

[01:12:05] mike was the youngest heavyweight champion in history at just 20 years old his proudest in the ring

[01:12:09] let him do a run at 37 consecutive victories 33 of them by knockout i mean some of them would last

[01:12:14] literally five seconds if he for the for the children who are listening go to youtube and watch

[01:12:19] mike tyson boxy i it he's the best ties and play you ever saw the best ties and one i don't

[01:12:25] you like boxing i love boxing and i hate ufc and that's why i'm a him a hypocrite because boxing i'm like

[01:12:31] this is great and then ufc i'm like oh it's so violent i don't know why i differentiate them

[01:12:37] it's the puppy gloves i don't hate it i just don't it just gets too crazy for me like they don't

[01:12:43] stop it soon enough the ufc stuff like i think i don't know it's pretty bad jake paul got to start

[01:12:50] as an early internet influencer popular videos um on the the defunct platform vine and cultivating large

[01:12:57] blah blah blah he pivoted to boxing in 2018 turn pro in 20 2020 he now has a nine and one record that

[01:13:04] includes six knockouts i don't care i'm betting all my money on my his videos he does he doesn't

[01:13:12] look any different than he did when he was 27 right he's he's he's going as quickly he's the same size

[01:13:20] he's a monster who's his trainer well that's a sad story is in the trainer and that was

[01:13:26] that was like his father died a long time ago i know oh it's sad i know um this story made me laugh my ass

[01:13:37] a moon on lost cow found two months later traveling with a herd of bison

[01:13:46] yep if it looks like a lost cow but it's hanging out with a herd of bison it probably is just a

[01:13:52] upon first class you might think that this regular old group of roaming bison when you further

[01:13:56] inspect the herd though you'll notice that one of the animals doesn't look like the rest that's

[01:14:00] because a lost cow in Poland ended up fighting a new home with some european bison it befriended

[01:14:06] truly encompassing the phrase of not all who wander are lost oh i say that but there's a very good

[01:14:13] chance that this cow simply that this cow is simply a mistakenly thought the person bite was

[01:14:18] the bison herd was where it belonged it wandered off from a drove of cows it was with it a farm and

[01:14:23] probably thought it appears to be living its best life with the wild out in the wild with the bison

[01:14:28] when it was discovered that the cow had been missing the group with was with the group of bison

[01:14:32] it had been quote lost for almost two months for it to still be alive and looking healthy the cow

[01:14:37] joined up with the herd pretty early on the bison accepted the cow with open arms or hooves or horns

[01:14:44] the female cow has been wandering around in the forest which is located on the border of Poland and

[01:14:48] Belarus officials in the area have confidently stated that the bison have accepted her as one of

[01:14:53] their own and luckily for the runaway cow her farmer owner is not attempting to get her back she pulled

[01:14:59] off the greatest escape in the history of cow kind the plan was foolproof run for the forest then

[01:15:05] find a way to blend in the Polish cow now set the blueprint for other courageous cows to follow

[01:15:11] in her hoofstuffs yeah go far go for you you got out you get freedom freedom go with the bison

[01:15:19] all right i'm gonna save those i'll save that oh i'm so excited about that one oh my god

[01:15:29] no because it's a good one i'm saving it for next week i will tell you the oldest living person

[01:15:33] now the oldest living person now because the other one died is a hundred and fourteen year old woman

[01:15:38] in texas following the death of a hundred and sixteen year old edith eddy cisterle in northern

[01:15:44] california hundred and fourteen year old woman in texas is the oldest Houston resident Elizabeth

[01:15:48] Francis um hundred fourteen seven days and two months old as a February 27th uh-huh she's the

[01:15:56] fifth living living oldest person in the world she's the oldest in the united states uh she is

[01:16:01] surpassed by one Vicente Perez-Mora he's a hundred and fourteen in a kandabaro Lucas she's a hundred

[01:16:08] fifteen to miko itoka hundred and fifteen and the oldest lady still lab Maria brana's mora spain

[01:16:16] 116 so there you go congratulations Elizabeth you're on your way to world fame right now you

[01:16:26] of the united states fame put your on your way you're on your way you're on your way um

[01:16:32] okay this is a nice story to end on

[01:16:37] yes okay this has been a long one and i don't know are you guys i'm gonna try to do these

[01:16:42] every as always but i can't promise everything is so erratic jackal

[01:16:49] oh

[01:16:51] bop punch after punch i'm fine where's your mother

[01:16:57] i'm here i know he doesn't even care when i walk in one of the physical therapy girls that worked

[01:17:03] with him for a long time named addison walking walked in and he's like oh jesus it's so good to

[01:17:08] say you thank for coming down i'm like i didn't get any of that i just fucking flew across the

[01:17:13] country right at a car but drove through you can't even believe where and i walk how you doing

[01:17:20] how you shout that's what i got nothing they're in april they're fine i didn't have any shows

[01:17:27] because you caught you rang you rang

[01:17:32] uh he still makes me laugh though that was crazy okay this is kind of nice it's a nice thing

[01:17:42] and then i'll do um i want to show you guys the merch thing that i got on and a couple thank you

[01:17:47] and then the t-tay d'all like what you got time at this slow grocery store checkout lane

[01:17:54] a leisurely chat is okay pandemic created the need for more social interactions says Edmonton

[01:18:00] canada grocery store owner they have launched a slow checkout lane and they discovered that some

[01:18:08] people enjoy chatting with the cash cashier while paying for their groceries they added that the

[01:18:12] personal touch is helping many people especially seniors deal with loneliness that's very nice um

[01:18:20] the croaker by my house has some special needs people that do the the bagging and stuff

[01:18:27] and uh and uh is one of them and it's just nice to check in with that but you'll always make

[01:18:33] you feel better about your day because she's like it's a great day yeah it's a great day she's always

[01:18:37] positive um pretty she feel good yeah um um people forget Jason Rutledge is not one to shy away from

[01:18:45] conversation but that's a quality you would expect from a man wearing a green hat shaped like a

[01:18:50] squid it's your it's your nation paddles this is your nation somebody fucking walked into a grocery

[01:18:56] store yeah and that's why girls just the grocery store cashier with the huge green and infectious

[01:19:02] left you know I'll be fine but I'm the register of the new slow slow social lane at Edmonton

[01:19:07] sobies a checkout lane where people can take as long as they want that's great I look at the time I

[01:19:12] have with these people our conversations especially a very secret to me Rutledge said for years

[01:19:17] customers like Karen have sought out Rutledge to scan and check their groceries he's just a fun guy

[01:19:21] he's still personal well and friendly he's always nice um it's always nice to come in somewhere

[01:19:25] where someone's got his mile on their face oh he's got the hat on I thought a customer did

[01:19:31] it's Jason well it is a fun squid thing I don't know I'm looking at it right now it's like

[01:19:40] safe way yeah how do I say it right yeah sobies sobies okay um so they have a fish they've

[01:19:48] designated an official slow lane I would not be in that I like self checkout um

[01:19:54] yeah

[01:19:58] covid kind of self checkout I do get frustrated beat well any alcohol please call on a 10 deck

[01:20:05] well what the fuck is the point of this then can't I just insert my license now I gotta get a

[01:20:09] person we're right back to where we started except I'm doing the organ not getting paid

[01:20:13] I don't even get access to the employee break room I should I need to be here for the next union

[01:20:19] meeting covid as isolated as it sort of divided us we were the it's nice to get a little bit of love

[01:20:25] from Jason I guess it's the first grocery store in the chain the slow things down in 2017

[01:20:30] reported BBC reported that the supermarket chain Tesco would also introduce a relax lane at certain

[01:20:36] times of the day to make life less stressful for those customers who needed more time I think

[01:20:41] that's great it was um developed in partnership with the Alzheimer's Scotland Tesco is in Ireland too

[01:20:49] yeah I had to go there reasons that don't need to be said no um but it's like a giant it's kind

[01:20:57] of like a target meets a Costco meets a Walmart yeah you get tomatoes and then jam a pants

[01:21:05] and change all and maybe maybe some sort of musical device um also some delicious chocolate oh my

[01:21:15] god sometimes the conversations go up in the slow lane and Edmonton can go up to 15 minutes

[01:21:21] yeah those people don't have a watch right yes so that's okay oh yeah well you know it's a nice

[01:21:29] gesture and for those who want it it's there now and that's nice okay here's another

[01:21:37] I think that's the end of my nice stories I mean I don't have the patience for it but I'm glad

[01:21:41] people are doing it um shout out to Claudia Florida termite who gave me um all right this ranch pillow

[01:21:50] ready yeah oh that's fine it's very fun yeah right yeah I want this got a free baby cat out totally

[01:21:58] she hates change anything okay her size and I know what's bigger than her actually Elizabeth and Chris

[01:22:05] that were coming to the shorts oh I hope you're coming to the new one they got me my uh pop up

[01:22:09] this possum hoodie I thought I brought it up I'll have to show it next week I didn't it's really cool

[01:22:13] it's very cool and Aiden from a new hamster termite gave me some more hairboob hairs from my

[01:22:18] plane rides that go pairs well with the screwdrivers and Gracie gave me this custom maybe uh

[01:22:24] baseball shirt she said since we all always make sure she made me a shirt and it says

[01:22:28] turrets and then it says queen cat that's fine I know it's fun I can't wait till there might be a base

[01:22:34] there might be a baseball shirt but guess what for sure there is coming this is so great

[01:22:40] people that are on all the youtubers can see it but all it's related it's a baby cat hoodie

[01:22:45] and it's baby cat with piercing green eyes it says Madagascar's pop cast and then on the front it says

[01:22:50] Madagascar's pop cast right here and they're not live yet but they're on the way they're on the way

[01:22:58] I lost my list of shows let me see I'll tell you why I'm going I was supposed to do that up front

[01:23:03] and I forgot there's been a lot going on uh here's where I'm going god permitting

[01:23:12] date no hi oh idiotapolis san Antonio Austin marietta since an ad so roilope Detroit those two

[01:23:20] shows thank you for everybody held onto your tickets some people couldn't hang on to theirs for whatever

[01:23:25] reason so there are tickets left for the later show for both of them okay um there's not a

[01:23:31] not a ton but some people couldn't do it terry town willing ten anaheim thousand oaks west

[01:23:37] hampton charles town west Virginia portland man i'm so excited about that one i can't wait for

[01:23:41] a lot of sugar roll borgata i love it i know where the hot machines are uh Niagara Falls boom boom

[01:23:47] canada had your way and uh hampton beach new ham sure one of the greatest gigs that shocked me how

[01:23:52] to know where um all tour dates gone south about two weeks fall tour dates will go on a set in on sale

[01:23:58] about two weeks um we have to do i have to get with uh uh hi is my agent wonderful person

[01:24:05] as well wonderful human what do you guys prefer as a showtime yeah it really like some response on this

[01:24:12] seven seven thirty or eight because i'm going to base it off what the answers are

[01:24:18] because i don't know anymore people people have to get babysitters and there's parking

[01:24:24] do you want to eat beforehand do you want to eat after um i'm never going to do anything before six

[01:24:30] so don't write four thirty there are comedians that are out there the clean quote clean comedians

[01:24:36] that are doing four o'clock or i'm not getting into shower at two o'clock it's never not

[01:24:42] unless it's an emergency not doing that so please don't refrain from anything before six

[01:24:49] if six is your deal that's fine i will get in this i don't like you getting ready for work when it's light

[01:24:54] out what it's weird well then you better not be any summer shows no i mean summer shows that's different

[01:25:01] summer it's light till nine o'clock i think seven o'clock's perfect seven go to dinner

[01:25:07] that's what you want Pat? Well i don't mind an early bet uh you know quick where i get to the bar

[01:25:16] Taylor here's a Taylor quote before we go oh no i want response on that please termites

[01:25:22] what you your wishes are my are my commands yeah what you wish will come true

[01:25:26] if i can do it sometimes the venue says this is what time your show is gonna be and that's that

[01:25:32] stevey stayed up till eleven she did that's right you still have to come out and do the ant's like

[01:25:39] she's not there now she's not telling all she hasn't got a bet till eight in the morning

[01:25:45] i don't know who what road crew's gotta motivate that lady i don't know but i can't wait to hear about

[01:25:50] yeah somebody else say um you said those terms right to the french quarter

[01:25:55] then drank with her crew oh yeah i saw two right i met two rights in the french quarter that uh

[01:25:59] met her road crew and drank with him my accident yeah it was a lot of fun

[01:26:04] this is on how to win at the dating game this is what Taylor says this is from 2014

[01:26:08] frees out you don't respond to any of his texts or calls until he does something desperate like shows up

[01:26:14] or he calls and leaves a voicemail something that makes it very clear to you he's interested

[01:26:21] well i don't want somebody showing up that i because it

[01:26:25] right that's like stalky weird like hey man just because i didn't return your text doesn't mean

[01:26:33] you drive over here right it's the whole point of texting just saying a word

[01:26:37] um

[01:26:42] hold on i'm doing a dolly one a little more interview in this one please

[01:26:45] okay during the genesis of dollywood in an interview with country weekly

[01:26:51] i was looking up at that big sign that says hollywood and i thought wouldn't be great if someday

[01:26:55] i could jerk that big old h down and put a d there and make it dollywood 11 years ago i got to

[01:27:01] see that dream come true in the mountains wow she did it yeah employees billions of people

[01:27:09] and she shows up there frequently and then she does it's like oh it's like a hallmark movie

[01:27:15] she rides through on a little train hey yo yeah do you get yourself a colon pop

[01:27:23] do an indie get just what what am i gonna do an indie it's same password state again

[01:27:30] i know but i lost track of that i don't know i um well i love there's a restaurant they're called

[01:27:38] St. Elmo's the shrimp cocktail and the sauce so good it's so the all the foods great

[01:27:45] and the it's just wonderful so that's my highlight um and then i have friends there like i've

[01:27:52] already done everything because when you're a first to comedian in your in the clubs you're there

[01:27:56] for a week so i've been every zoo i've been every tourist attraction there's nothing i haven't seen

[01:28:01] sometimes i do them again but for the most part um i've done everything there's to do now i just

[01:28:05] have friends there right so i'll get in and i'd early go out with friends undaten um uh

[01:28:14] and indie my friend from butler university will come he's not just my friend he's the president

[01:28:19] i'm so so proud that i know a president of a university but i still know if i turned in my test

[01:28:24] he wouldn't let me in no but that's okay he shouldn't let me in it's a hard one to get in

[01:28:30] yeah yeah it's kind of fancy are you sure for them in march madness i'm cheering for them in march

[01:28:34] madness yes and then i have to root for um any misery teams that may or may not be in it um

[01:28:42] and then i go my mom does the whole bracket all catholic i don't do i mix it up like but my mom's

[01:28:48] gotten further than a lot of people just doing an all catholic bracket it's kind of amazing yeah

[01:28:53] she doesn't win it all but who does a lot of time i asked about the catholic bowl the catholic

[01:28:57] bowl uh well that's where all the catholic teams um jack my nephew was in the catholic bowl

[01:29:02] and my other nephew tomas has been in the catholic bowl all the catholic schools in the area play

[01:29:07] against each other and then it gets whittled down from it's like a march madness thing it goes to

[01:29:10] 24 blah blah blah blah and then i got to bust out of um jackalope situation there for a hot

[01:29:15] minute and go up and watch jacks game and yeah they were all very very good um

[01:29:22] the even the other team but jacks team won it's all catholic schools yeah um which i think sometimes

[01:29:29] maybe we're overstating our greatness i'm just you know have we looked at other schools just saying

[01:29:36] um but you know stay in your bubble of glory whatever i do think if you win the catholic bowl

[01:29:41] though instead of a medal you should receive a bowl that says i'm catholic and then you can keep

[01:29:45] it for the rest of your life and in laugh at it every time you see it go yep i'm catholic here's my

[01:29:49] bowl it's like it's like a bowl for he has my brother in the lots of coach yeah that's why

[01:29:54] well my nephew is good though but he does get to play most of the time

[01:30:00] but he should play most of the time he's a really good little point guard yeah um there was a kid

[01:30:05] on the other team too though that had extra flair and i really liked it it was maybe a little too

[01:30:09] much flair but i i liked it for that age he's dribbling in between his legs and like you know

[01:30:15] he practices in the driveway like i mean they're not only in his grade like there's still and there's

[01:30:20] nothing cuter to me than like teenage boys like because my nieces are 15 and they went as i'm dance

[01:30:26] the girls look like they look gonna look when they're 40 they look fine totally normal every girl

[01:30:32] the boys are so awkward it is it is cringeworthy they're too skinny they have giant fluffy hair that's

[01:30:40] the thing now all this shaggy hair they've all got braces so they're afraid to smile

[01:30:45] like they're so goofy looking and the girls are like i look awesome right i'm like yeah you totally

[01:30:51] do yeah i hope so we all have the same kind of dress all of our dads are mad and i'm like well

[01:30:58] they should be it's i agree with your father it's too short jesus christ anyway don't fall

[01:31:03] hmm all right and that's it for this week termites how hopefully i'll be happy same patches day in

[01:31:11] advance to have yourself a green beer um have yourself again as or and one shot of jamo for good luck

[01:31:20] lucky jamo that'll set you on your way to all another wonderful year of luck

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