INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking an Eggo Nog Appalachian Sippin’ Cream from Sugarlands Distillery, and a Mad Elf Holiday Ale from Troegs Brewery.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (9:13): Kathleen shares news on Chaka Khan’s relocation to Georgia, Stevie Nicks has issues with science, Taylor Swift makes a surprise visit to the Kansas City Children’s Hospital, and Chappell Roan sings in the car with her parents.

TASTING MENU (4:40): Kathleen samples Utz Holiday Pretzels, Yellowstone Woodfired Garlic Seasoning, and Joe’s KC BBQ Night of the Living BBQ Sauce.

UPDATES (18:32): Kathleen shares updates on Morgan Wallen’s sentencing in Nashville, the Paris stowaway recently caught on a Delta flight is arrested AGAIN, and Prince Harry’s “Polo” gets appalling reviews.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (42:40): Kathleen reads about the discovery of the real face of Santa Claus.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (45:55): Kathleen shares articles on the recent mysterious drone sightings along the East coast of the US, an original Banksy mural is destroyed by London city workers, a man attempts to evade police on a mule, Netflix is building a mega studio in New Jersey, YouTube TV implements another price hike, X users jump to Bluesky, scientists teach monkeys the concept of money, and a pair of Judy Garland’s “Wizard of Oz” ruby slippers sell at auction.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING (32:58): Kathleen recommends watching “Landman” on Paramount +, and “Cold Case: Who Killed Jon Benet Ramsey” on Netflix.