Kathleen opens the show drinking a Preds Beer from Jackelope Brewing in Nashville. She reviews her Christmas holiday with family in Missouri, and her New Year’s in Nashville celebrating Irish New Year’s Eve and day drinking with her cousins.

COURT NEWS: Kathleen shares that Cher has filed for a conservatorship over her son Elijah Blue, Dolly Parton fulfills a dying mega-fan’s final wish, Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson has a higher net worth than her boyfriend Travis Kelce, and Jelly Roll has been nominated for a Grammy award.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples GUY’S Joe’s KC French Fry Seasoning Potato Chips, Kraft Mac & Cheese gummies, and Dorito’s minis.

UPDATES: Kathleen shares that the QAnon shaman wants his iconic horns returned from Federal custody, Minnesota gets a new state flag, Zuckerberg continues his destruction of Hawaii by breaking ground on an apocalyptic survival bunker, and a fisherman reveals shocking details around his discovery of MH370.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a rare genie lamp in the Middle East, and a perfectly preserved dinosaur embryo is found inside a fossilized egg.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on Starbucks new initiative to accept reusable cups for drive-thru and mobile orders, a nude man is nabbed after he does a cannonball into a Bass Pro Shop aquarium, Buffalo is named the hottest housing market in 2024, Hamilton’s pistols go up for auction at Christie’s, six more weird traits show if you have Neanderthal DNA, a cruise bound for the Bahamas is rerouted to Boston and Canada, 2 iconic Vegas Strip casinos enter their last days, and L’Oreal heir Francoise Bettencourt becomes the first woman with $100B.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching any season of “Fargo” on Hulu, “If I Leave Here Tomorrow” on Amazon, “The Billionaire The Butler & The Boyfriend” on Netflix, and watching (and rating) her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.