Kathleen opens the show drinking a Rock’N Vodka bloody Mary, her favorite elite vodka from her friend Daxx Nielsen. She celebrates the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl LVII win, this past weekend, and shares her plans for next year’s Fantasy Football draft.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen has no Queen news, but assumes that the queens enjoyed a wonderful Super Bowl LVII weekend watching the game and Queen Dolly and Queen Tanya probably served the best party food.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Snyder’s Jalapeno Ranch Twist pretzels, Chick-fil-A Avocado Lime Ranch dressing, and Cookie Dough Twix.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the collapse of wholesale egg prices, Bed Bath & Beyond has a new bankruptcy strategy, and Fyre Fest criminal Billy McFarland is now asking $1,800/hour for consulting work.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a gold necklace linked to Henry VIII, and Egyptian archaeologists uncover the Roman-era city of Luxor.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on a Dutch seismologist who predicted the recent Turkish earthquake 3 days before it happened, woodpeckers stashed 700 pounds of acorns in the wall of a California home, the 26 craziest things Ozzy Osborne did, the funding behind the “He Gets Us” tv ads, new positive health news for people who drink 2 glasses of beer or wine per day, LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman defends the Saudis after the killing of US journalist Khaashoggi, and a dog who was lost for 36 hours rang its former animal shelter’s doorbell.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Jann Season 3” on Roku.