Kathleen opens the show drinking a Castle Cream Ale from Castle Danger Brewery in Minnesota and reviews her Thanksgiving holiday weekend in the Ozarks with her family.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Dolly has not only released her Diamond & Rhinestones Greatest Hitscollection, but has a new holiday Special called “Dolly Parton’s Mountain Magic Christmas” premiering on NBC December 1st.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Crybaby Craig’s hot sauce, Ranch flavored cheese curds from Ellsworth Cooperative Creamery, and Dot’s Homestyle Pretzels.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the auction of the recently unearthed T-Rex skull, one of the Groyper “children” is arrested in conjunction with the Insurrection, and Zuckerberg’s Galactica proves to spew incorrect nonsense.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a giant sea turtle skeleton in Spain, one of Albert Einstein’s handwritten math notebooks, and a dry riverbed exposes a rare fossil of the largest big cat on the American continent.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the Chrisley’s indictment on Federal fraud charges, a 70-lb goldfish known as “The Carrot” is caught in England, a man falls from a Carnival cruise ship and is lost for 15 hours, Carvana’s shares tank when “the children” turn on their operating model, Coors Light’s new nail polish changes colorif your beer is cold enough to drink, and she debates real vs fake Christmas trees.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching any and all Hallmark, Lifetime, or streaming holiday movies (as cheesy as they might be).