Kathleen opens the show drinking a Princess Yum Yum Kolsch from Denver Brewing Company. She reviews her weekend doing shows in Colorado, raving about the breakfast burrito at Sam’s No. 3 in Denver and the delicious beer that she sampled in Fort Collins.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Cher just listed her Malibu mansion, and Queen Stevie gave a fantastic concert in Nashville.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Pepper Puffs, Newman’s Own Ranch dressing, and Sam’s No. 3 Garlic Serrano Hot Sauce.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Elizabeth Holmes’ trial, fake heiress Anna Delvey’s new life under house-arrest in NYC.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the rare Trojan Roman-era mosaic unearthed in Syria, the remains of a snakey sea creature found in Wyoming, and a Bronze Age village preserved when Vesuvius erupted 2,000 years before Pompeii has been discovered.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about rare red wolves migrating to South Carolina, Tom Brady’s purchase of a professional Pickleball team, oil protesters throw soup at Van Gogh’s “Sunflowers,”, Albertsons and Kroger are merging, Disney raises park admission prices, a pair of 19th-century Levi’s found in an abandoned mineshaft has sold for $87K, William Shatner shares his experience traveling to space on Blue Origin (Shatner’s Rocket Man interpretation), Chick-fil-A has the slowest drive-thru, historians have determined that the worst year to be alive was 536,

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Aftershock” on Netflix.