Kathleen opens the show drinking a Mich Ultra Seltzer to celebrate her St. Louis Cardinals upcoming World Series run, and Albert Pujols’ home run record. She reviews her birthday weekend in St. Louis where she attended the Cardinal game with her cousins (and made the jumbotron) and got to see Elton John’s final Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Tour.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Stevie has a sold out Fall tour, and shares her sadness about the passing of honorary Queen Loretta Lynn.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples St. Louis’s Imo’s House Italian Salad Dressing, and Cheetos Chili & Cheese Bolitas.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Elizabeth Holmes’ trial and Anna Delvey’s extradition appeal.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the mummy of Queen Nefertiti, and a new 4K webcam has caught images of the Loch Ness Monster moving in the water.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the sighting of an extremely rare Spirit Bear in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, McDonald’s is introducing Adult Happy Meals, artist Michael Heizer finishes his “City” piece, and Taco Bell is bringing back a discontinued menu item that fans of the chain can vote on.