How to Get Out of Jury Duty!

[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.

[00:00:17] And we're recording episode 7 of Unplanned and Unashamed. Yep, episode 7. Episode 7, we back. Yes, sir.

[00:00:30] We back. We didn't know if we were going to make it. Right. But we had nothing planned. Right. And we unashamed about it too.

[00:00:40] That's really what it's all about. Just keep coming back where you can. Right.

[00:00:44] But try to be as consistent as possible. But...

[00:00:49] Right. So...

[00:00:51] We're going to have a bunch of eavesdroppers.

[00:00:56] Yeah, shout out to the people of mine and other people of business.

[00:01:00] Shout out to the eavesdroppers.

[00:01:04] Y'all are the real supporters.

[00:01:08] Yup.

[00:01:11] Hey, um...

[00:01:12] So you was, uh...

[00:01:14] Huh?

[00:01:15] You were driving back from Alabama this morning?

[00:01:19] Man, we, uh... I left, uh... No, not... I didn't get back. I got back, what? Maybe 9.30? Man, no. About 10 o'clock.

[00:01:29] Gotcha.

[00:01:29] By 9.30, 10 o'clock.

[00:01:32] Uh...

[00:01:32] Last night. But I left at 8.30 AM.

[00:01:37] Yeah, it was a...

[00:01:39] It was a long...

[00:01:40] It was a long time.

[00:01:41] Gotcha.

[00:01:42] It was about 12 hours, 12.

[00:01:43] It went 12 to 13 hours.

[00:01:45] Gotcha.

[00:01:46] It seemed like everybody...

[00:01:47] Every state doing construction on I-85.

[00:01:51] Every state.

[00:01:52] It was...

[00:01:52] South Carolina got...

[00:01:54] So I hit all of it.

[00:01:55] And I guess they all do it at the same time, man.

[00:01:59] Assos need to stop, coordinate with each other.

[00:02:03] Yeah, man.

[00:02:04] Yeah, they're not coordinated enough, are they?

[00:02:07] Man, they...

[00:02:07] No, I guess they timed it at the same time.

[00:02:10] Everybody...

[00:02:11] Oh, gotcha.

[00:02:11] Oh, everybody was doing it.

[00:02:14] Yeah, I'm like, why everybody working this evening?

[00:02:20] They was all just looking at their watches.

[00:02:22] Yeah, let's start now.

[00:02:24] It ain't even...

[00:02:24] And then some of the places, like, they had the construction stuff up.

[00:02:28] I was like, what?

[00:02:29] Somewhere in Georgia.

[00:02:31] And they had the construction, but nobody was working.

[00:02:34] So it was just cones and stuff all...

[00:02:36] Gotcha.

[00:02:37] I'm like, somebody need to be working out here.

[00:02:39] Why are we doing this?

[00:02:42] So there was just cones all over the place, but nobody actually, like, working it.

[00:02:47] Tractors and all that equipment just sitting out there.

[00:02:50] Ain't nobody on it.

[00:02:52] It ain't moving.

[00:02:53] That means the road gonna be like this even longer.

[00:02:56] Right.

[00:02:57] It was like the Bermuda Triangle.

[00:02:59] All the equipment was there, the cones, but nobody was there.

[00:03:03] They all just disappeared.

[00:03:05] Yeah, that's pretty much what it was.

[00:03:07] I'm like, man.

[00:03:07] It was even still running and stuff.

[00:03:09] That's why it was like the Bermuda Triangle.

[00:03:12] It looked like some people walked off the job.

[00:03:15] It was like lunch break.

[00:03:18] It was just gone, man.

[00:03:20] Lunch break.

[00:03:22] Time to eat my ham sandwich.

[00:03:24] Let's get out of here and not come back.

[00:03:26] Me and old people sitting in traffic.

[00:03:29] This dude, he was sitting next to the construction, smoking a cigarette.

[00:03:32] He was just pissed off like, and just pouring that stuff like he knew he would talk.

[00:03:36] Like he, like he was supposed to be working on what he's saying.

[00:03:40] He was talking like he was one of the construction workers.

[00:03:44] I could tell what he was saying.

[00:03:48] He was in the truck by himself and he was just, he had a cigarette.

[00:03:51] He was smoking, leaning out the window, just looking and stuff.

[00:03:54] And pouring like with his, he wasn't talking to me, but he was like, he was talking to himself.

[00:04:02] I guess he was saying what I was saying.

[00:04:04] Somebody need to be out here.

[00:04:08] Fixing these roads.

[00:04:10] There was nobody in the car.

[00:04:12] It was just this old man and his Marlboro red, just talking to himself.

[00:04:19] Talking to himself.

[00:04:21] I mean, it wasn't like one of the vehicles with Bluetooth in it.

[00:04:25] I mean, I don't, I don't guess, but it didn't look like one of the ones.

[00:04:29] It looked like an older model.

[00:04:32] Like, nah, ain't no Bluetooth in that truck.

[00:04:36] So that's, that's how mad he was.

[00:04:38] He was, he was so mad that he was talking to himself, getting all worked up,

[00:04:43] waving his cigarette around, ashes up flying all over the place in his truck.

[00:04:50] I'm like, oh, he pissed off.

[00:04:51] And then, I guess he probably looked at me too.

[00:04:55] I was over there doing the same thing.

[00:04:57] I was at play.

[00:04:58] You was over there with your cigarette, waving it around and stuff.

[00:05:02] Flying it around in the air.

[00:05:04] Nah, it wouldn't be.

[00:05:06] I don't smoke cigarettes, man.

[00:05:10] Do you smoke at all?

[00:05:13] What?

[00:05:14] Do you smoke at all or no?

[00:05:16] Man, this thing being recorded.

[00:05:17] What you trying to do?

[00:05:19] Come on, Vlad.

[00:05:23] That's what they be seeing Vlad be doing on Vlad TV.

[00:05:26] They be asking him questions that could incriminate people.

[00:05:29] Right.

[00:05:32] He just, uh, so...

[00:05:37] You stop selling cocaine?

[00:05:39] What?

[00:05:39] They be asking the rappers.

[00:05:42] Yeah.

[00:05:43] I saw a clip from Vlad TV, but I forgot who he was interviewing.

[00:05:50] I don't know.

[00:05:52] I don't even remember.

[00:05:54] But he asked them a very invasive question.

[00:05:59] Like, it was like, oh, what's your blood type?

[00:06:01] And he was like, do what?

[00:06:03] He got that joker.

[00:06:05] He like, he'll do...

[00:06:06] He be doing that stuff like where, uh, he like the attorneys be doing...

[00:06:11] I don't know.

[00:06:11] You ain't never been to court.

[00:06:12] Never mind, Isaiah.

[00:06:15] No, I'm...

[00:06:16] I had you little slick questions.

[00:06:18] They be slick that you can't really...

[00:06:20] Oh, wait a minute.

[00:06:21] You trying to...

[00:06:23] You trying to get me.

[00:06:24] You trying to lure me in.

[00:06:27] Yeah!

[00:06:29] And you catch him there at night again, you see it, he be like, wait.

[00:06:34] Nah.

[00:06:37] I got the papers for jury duty, but I was able to get out of it.

[00:06:42] That was three or four years ago.

[00:06:45] Did you try to get out of it?

[00:06:48] I did get out of it.

[00:06:50] What'd you tell them?

[00:06:52] So, so I sent, um, the email out.

[00:06:56] You didn't learn for that.

[00:06:57] You finna go to court now.

[00:07:01] See, I'm trying to give you a Vlad lesson for when we get on, get on there.

[00:07:06] You don't ask them.

[00:07:08] Don't be admitting that you got out of jury duty with some slick shit.

[00:07:15] Come on.

[00:07:17] You about to get us hemmed up.

[00:07:18] Bro, I'm definitely gonna get summoned now after I say this.

[00:07:23] So...

[00:07:24] Don't say it!

[00:07:26] You gotta hear it.

[00:07:29] So...

[00:07:31] Let's see.

[00:07:32] I wasn't even 19 yet.

[00:07:34] I was still 18.

[00:07:36] So I was like, just, had just hit that age to where you can, cause you, you have to be 18, right?

[00:07:43] I guess.

[00:07:44] I ain't never been a jury duty.

[00:07:47] So, what happened was...

[00:07:49] My court was for other reasons.

[00:07:52] Your court was for other reasons.

[00:07:55] Yeah, they weren't polite with mine.

[00:07:58] I was, uh...

[00:08:00] I wasn't polite.

[00:08:03] You had to go.

[00:08:05] You wasn't...

[00:08:05] You had to go.

[00:08:05] Like, there wasn't no way you could get out of it.

[00:08:08] Yeah.

[00:08:10] So I sent an email and I said, I'm in a different state, which I was.

[00:08:15] I was with my granny.

[00:08:17] And I didn't have my license at the time, so I didn't really have a way to get down there.

[00:08:23] Mm-hmm.

[00:08:24] And I said, I was helping take care of my granny, which I kinda was.

[00:08:29] Like, I stayed in Virginia for three months with her.

[00:08:33] First thing first, Isaiah.

[00:08:34] You can't say you kinda was.

[00:08:36] You gotta be certain.

[00:08:41] Okay, go ahead.

[00:08:42] Continue.

[00:08:43] That was my three things.

[00:08:46] And I didn't hear anything back for the longest time.

[00:08:49] So I just kept pestering this lady.

[00:08:52] Like, I would wake up of the morning and keep resending the email so I could get out of it.

[00:08:57] And then finally, I guess I just got on her nerves.

[00:09:00] And she sent one back and said, you're...

[00:09:03] I forgot what the wording was, but I got out of it.

[00:09:07] Hey, you better make sure that word is right.

[00:09:11] They gonna have a warrant out for Isaiah.

[00:09:15] I was happy too.

[00:09:16] I was like, I told my granny, I was like, I got out of jury duty.

[00:09:19] I was giving her a hug and stuff.

[00:09:21] Man.

[00:09:23] As long as you can stay out of that courtroom, I'll get out.

[00:09:26] Huh?

[00:09:28] What you said?

[00:09:29] I think in civics class, they called it your civil duty.

[00:09:34] So I was able to get out of my civil duty.

[00:09:37] Thankfully.

[00:09:41] Hey man, look.

[00:09:43] I'm not a part of two.

[00:09:49] Hey.

[00:09:50] It's good.

[00:09:52] I don't be wanting to go to court, man.

[00:09:55] That's the...

[00:09:56] I just...

[00:09:58] I hope I can figure out a reason next time.

[00:10:02] Like if I ever get summoned to jury duty again.

[00:10:05] What excuse I'm gonna come up with.

[00:10:06] Yeah.

[00:10:08] What did I go to jury duty?

[00:10:10] Yeah.

[00:10:11] Hey man.

[00:10:14] I don't like going in the courthouse.

[00:10:19] I don't know.

[00:10:20] Nah, I ain't gonna say that.

[00:10:21] I don't got no problem with it, buddy.

[00:10:23] It do make you a little nervous.

[00:10:24] You come through there and like, alright.

[00:10:28] Anything could happen in these walls.

[00:10:31] These walls are unpredictable.

[00:10:34] What?

[00:10:38] What?

[00:10:38] Yeah, my mom, she got a speeding ticket one time and she had to go to the courthouse to

[00:10:43] pay it off.

[00:10:45] And she told me and my sister to act like, you know, wild kids and you know, start misbehaving

[00:10:52] and stuff.

[00:10:54] And short enough, we got in that courtroom.

[00:10:57] My mom.

[00:10:59] My mom.

[00:11:00] She said, she said when y'all go in the courtroom, start misbehaving, acting like wild heathens

[00:11:07] and just go crazy.

[00:11:10] Mama, I know you, you one of the nosy people listening mama.

[00:11:14] Uh, we own to you now.

[00:11:18] And I was little too.

[00:11:22] She is isolated.

[00:11:23] But when we went, we went, we went, we went, she is isolated.

[00:11:24] But when we walked in there.

[00:11:27] When y'all get in here.

[00:11:28] I want y'all to jump on all the damn furniture.

[00:11:30] You hear me?

[00:11:31] Look, every piece of furniture in the room.

[00:11:33] I need y'all crawling and flipping on shit.

[00:11:36] That's what.

[00:11:37] Slide across the floor.

[00:11:40] That's what she said.

[00:11:42] What she said.

[00:11:43] She's just like starting to behave and act like a bunch of brats.

[00:11:46] Like, just go for it.

[00:11:48] And we get in that court.

[00:11:50] Wait, wait, don't just jump into it.

[00:11:52] We need to know the back story.

[00:11:53] So what did you, you said she just misbehaved.

[00:11:56] So what did you, what did you just go down the line and say all the stuff you wouldn't

[00:12:01] have been willing to do?

[00:12:05] But what happened was she told us to do that right before we went into the courthouse

[00:12:11] to pay off her speeding ticket.

[00:12:14] And as soon as we entered the courthouse, we was the most well behaved kids.

[00:12:21] Like we were saying ma'am and sir.

[00:12:24] And we was acting.

[00:12:26] Why did she tell y'all to do that?

[00:12:29] I forgot why she told us to do that.

[00:12:33] We got to bring your mama on the show.

[00:12:37] We got the Vlad TV question, huh?

[00:12:42] To see.

[00:12:43] We need some answers.

[00:12:45] We do need some answers.

[00:12:47] Because I don't remember what.

[00:12:50] I don't remember why she told us to do that.

[00:12:53] But she told us to do that.

[00:12:54] She said we're getting this courthouse.

[00:12:56] Let's go crazy.

[00:13:02] What did she do?

[00:13:04] She just paid the ticket.

[00:13:05] I guess so they could like, I guess it was so like they could feel sorry for her.

[00:13:10] Like, oh, look at this lady with her two brat children.

[00:13:14] Oh, man.

[00:13:17] With her two bratty kids, I guess.

[00:13:20] Your mama a schemer.

[00:13:27] Hey, I guess that's where you get it from, huh?

[00:13:30] Trying to get out the seated ticket.

[00:13:33] I just played.

[00:13:37] Hey, that's the thing though.

[00:13:39] You like, you talk about that.

[00:13:41] Everybody learns something from their parents and then their parents and then whoever was raising them.

[00:13:47] Everybody learning from each other.

[00:13:49] Right.

[00:13:50] You'd be surprised what you picked up.

[00:13:52] You'd be like, man, I do that.

[00:13:56] Right.

[00:13:56] Exactly.

[00:13:59] People will be like, do you realize you did that just like your dad does?

[00:14:03] And I'm like, no.

[00:14:04] You do what?

[00:14:06] You'd be like, what?

[00:14:07] You did it?

[00:14:09] Not me.

[00:14:11] Man.

[00:14:13] That's usually how it goes though.

[00:14:15] Like you deny.

[00:14:16] Like if you pick something up from your parents, you deny it when you do that.

[00:14:21] No, I just told my parents this weekend.

[00:14:24] I, yep.

[00:14:25] Y'all the reason I'm like this.

[00:14:30] I ain't let you off the hook for nothing.

[00:14:36] You just had to sit down with them and he's like, I need to explain to y'all.

[00:14:40] Y'all are the reason why I'm like this.

[00:14:43] This is true.

[00:14:45] Ain't no other way.

[00:14:47] But y'all the way y'all are because of somebody else.

[00:14:50] It is what it is.

[00:14:52] I just need y'all to know.

[00:14:55] I need to gather my family, my big old family and explain to them.

[00:14:59] Y'all are the reason why I'm like this.

[00:15:03] You got to sit them down and let them know.

[00:15:05] Hey, you, y'all, you know, you should talk about me later.

[00:15:09] Y'all need to know this now.

[00:15:10] Y'all, it's y'all fault.

[00:15:12] And then you go and he talked to you.

[00:15:14] You see one of your cousins.

[00:15:15] You remember that time you did this?

[00:15:17] It's something that your cousin did.

[00:15:21] I'll just be like, I'll just be like, seeing y'all throw crabs at each other at the beach and somebody getting pinched on the nipple.

[00:15:32] Y'all are the reason why I'm like that.

[00:15:36] Yeah.

[00:15:37] Isaiah, you little loud.

[00:15:41] You little loud in your younger years, man.

[00:15:44] You don't have a seat.

[00:15:46] Balls are falling out, nipples pinched by crabs.

[00:15:53] That's what we do when we go to the beach.

[00:15:55] We'll walk down at the beach and it'll be like 10 o'clock at night.

[00:15:59] And if we see crabs like running up and down the beach, we'll grab them and throw them at each other.

[00:16:06] Just full force.

[00:16:08] Just shoo.

[00:16:11] And one time, a crab latched onto somebody's nipple and wouldn't let go.

[00:16:20] Oh, wow.

[00:16:21] Y'all, you like pranks, don't you?

[00:16:23] I do.

[00:16:23] I love a good prank.

[00:16:25] You love a good prank.

[00:16:27] Oh, I'm that way at work.

[00:16:29] If somebody goes into the fridge, I'll run up behind them and turn the light off and lock the door.

[00:16:36] Oh, man.

[00:16:37] We fighting, Isaiah.

[00:16:38] We fighting.

[00:16:39] You don't lock me in the freezer.

[00:16:41] We definitely fight.

[00:16:44] Yeah.

[00:16:45] And I'll just be back there laughing and stuff.

[00:16:49] Yeah, we definitely fight.

[00:16:51] We, cause when I come out there freezing, I'ma be shivery.

[00:16:59] I'ma beat your ass, Isaiah.

[00:17:03] How long you let him stay in there?

[00:17:07] 15 seconds, maybe.

[00:17:09] Not long.

[00:17:10] Just enough to get a good laugh.

[00:17:12] You know, took lunch.

[00:17:15] He's an option.

[00:17:18] Yeah, I'll take a lunch break and still leave them in there.

[00:17:21] They'll come out with like icicles dripping off their nose and stuff.

[00:17:28] See, I can't do it.

[00:17:29] I got ADHD.

[00:17:31] I think I do anyway.

[00:17:32] I be forgetting stuff.

[00:17:33] I'll be on to the next day.

[00:17:37] I'll be leaving a soda in the freezer.

[00:17:40] I can't just let alone a person.

[00:17:43] I mean, I forgot.

[00:17:45] It froze.

[00:17:46] It exploded in there.

[00:17:48] They'll just be in the back of the corner of the freezer just froze to death by the time I get to them.

[00:17:56] My question is though, why did they put a lock on the freezer?

[00:18:01] I have no idea who was like, hey, let's.

[00:18:07] I have no idea who was like, let's put a lock on the freezer.

[00:18:11] They intentionally tried to lock somebody in there.

[00:18:15] So it's really the freezer company.

[00:18:18] The meat and stuff already frozen.

[00:18:20] It's just jumping out of the air coming out the door.

[00:18:24] Yeah, it's not like it's sprouting legs and running off the door.

[00:18:28] Let's get out of here.

[00:18:31] And then they're like, come on, ice cream.

[00:18:34] We need to get out of here.

[00:18:36] So I had.

[00:18:37] And it's the same way with the fridge.

[00:18:39] The fridge has a lock on it, too.

[00:18:41] I guess they try to get people for stealing the food, maybe.

[00:18:46] They don't usually lock it.

[00:18:47] It ain't got no like padlock on it.

[00:18:50] Right.

[00:18:50] It's just like a little latch that you slide.

[00:18:54] I know.

[00:18:55] So why is that latch there?

[00:18:58] I have no idea.

[00:18:59] We need to.

[00:19:00] We need to call up the person that built the kitchen and be like, why did y'all put a

[00:19:05] latch on the fridge and the freezer?

[00:19:08] Yeah, we thought it would be a good reason to lock some people in there.

[00:19:13] We just, I mean, I don't see no other reason.

[00:19:15] Yeah, we thought if y'all didn't pay the deal for the fridge, cause we'd lock y'all in.

[00:19:21] Well, they probably thought that somebody would like, like me would come along and be like, oh, let's pull a prank on somebody and turn off the light and then lock them in there for a little bit.

[00:19:31] I guess that's maybe the, what like, it's supposed to be like for a kid's safety so they don't open it and go in.

[00:19:39] But if ain't no locking it, they can come back out.

[00:19:42] Right.

[00:19:44] I guess it's probably is for like child safety more than anything.

[00:19:49] That's like we get like big tubs of boiled eggs.

[00:19:54] And on the side of the boiled eggs, it has a picture of a child falling over in the tub.

[00:20:01] You got a what?

[00:20:03] A what of eggs?

[00:20:05] Like a tub about like that of boiled eggs.

[00:20:11] A tub of boiled eggs?

[00:20:13] Like already boiled eggs?

[00:20:14] Yeah, already boiled.

[00:20:16] Who boiled them?

[00:20:17] I have no idea.

[00:20:19] Wait, wait.

[00:20:20] It was just random.

[00:20:22] You was like, yeah, that's why we got a thing of boiled eggs in a tub.

[00:20:25] Like where the tub?

[00:20:26] What tub of eggs?

[00:20:28] Oh, like we have to order them and stuff.

[00:20:31] Or not we, but like whoever's over the kitchen has to order them every now and then.

[00:20:37] Oh, and they send y'all pre-boiled eggs?

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] I've been getting my grocery store.

[00:20:44] I ain't know I can order a whole tub.

[00:20:47] You can order a whole.

[00:20:49] But I mean, we get like, it's a huge tub.

[00:20:52] But on the side of the tub, it has a picture of a kid tilted over in the tub.

[00:20:58] And it has a line across.

[00:21:01] Oh, don't let them reach down into the tub.

[00:21:04] So that goes to show me that a long time ago, a kid got near the tub of boiled eggs and their parents kicked them into the tub.

[00:21:16] Hey man, let me see.

[00:21:18] Hey, you be just browsing when you see the warning labels that's on there.

[00:21:22] People do that?

[00:21:25] Yeah.

[00:21:26] Oh yeah, those warning labels are hilarious.

[00:21:30] Like I was looking at my stepdad at our ladder the other day and it said, don't climb on the back of the ladder.

[00:21:38] In like big bold letters.

[00:21:41] Big, what big bold letter?

[00:21:44] It was like on the side of the ladder, like don't climb on the back of it.

[00:21:48] Oh.

[00:21:51] Somebody has climbed on the back of that ladder at one point.

[00:21:56] I'm sure they did.

[00:21:58] And they only put them labels on them things after somebody's been in a complaint.

[00:22:05] I'm sure there's been thousands of people going up the back of the ladder.

[00:22:08] Oh, they didn't know.

[00:22:09] Man, you be surprised, man.

[00:22:11] Uh, common sense ain't that common.

[00:22:14] They done put the ladder up there and them spider-man up the back of the ladder.

[00:22:20] And then they, as soon as they do, they just fall off of it.

[00:22:23] It done slipped off the edge of the roof.

[00:22:26] And then somebody at the ladder company is like, oh, we need to, you know, throw a warning up there.

[00:22:32] Do not climb on the back of this.

[00:22:35] That's a I done told your ass sticker.

[00:22:38] That's what a lot.

[00:22:39] That's a warning label.

[00:22:41] I done told your ass.

[00:22:43] That's why they need to start calling those stickers.

[00:22:46] Instead of warning stickers, they need to call it I done told your ass.

[00:22:50] I done told your ass stickers.

[00:22:55] So somebody's falling.

[00:22:57] If something happened, I done told your ass.

[00:23:02] So somebody's falling off the back of ladders.

[00:23:06] Somebody's falling into a tub of boiled eggs.

[00:23:08] And by the way, that would actually be kind of a good prank to pull on a little kid that's like a brat.

[00:23:16] I don't see nothing paying.

[00:23:19] My son be watching.

[00:23:20] And I didn't know this guy was probably the biggest YouTuber in the world.

[00:23:25] Mr. Beast.

[00:23:26] Oh, I've heard of Mr. Beast.

[00:23:28] Now he's going to see something to him.

[00:23:30] I'm starting to see all this stuff like candy bars and all this stuff.

[00:23:34] And, you know, watches up.

[00:23:35] Now I believe it.

[00:23:36] Like all of this stuff he be doing.

[00:23:38] Like you be like, oh man, you ain't supposed to be dropping cars and throwing TVs and pools and stuff.

[00:23:44] Like that's what I'm wanting.

[00:23:46] They was coming.

[00:23:46] They be doing stuff.

[00:23:48] Why are you throwing TVs in pools?

[00:23:51] I don't know.

[00:23:52] I mean, it'd be wild.

[00:23:53] I ain't saying he did that specifically, but some of these YouTubers, they be doing stuff.

[00:23:57] I'm like, all right.

[00:23:59] They got to put a stick on everything now.

[00:24:02] Yeah.

[00:24:03] It's like a, uh, get you on the, I don't told your ass stickers.

[00:24:10] That's what we need.

[00:24:11] That's what we need to do.

[00:24:12] We need to start up a business.

[00:24:15] Instead of, instead of doing morning stickers, we'll do I done told your ass.

[00:24:23] Yeah.

[00:24:24] I mean, that's the thing.

[00:24:26] I don't know.

[00:24:27] I think more people around instead of the word warning, everybody don't know what the word

[00:24:32] Luke is.

[00:24:33] I'm giving you a warning.

[00:24:34] Yeah.

[00:24:35] But unless somebody was playing that to them, they don't know, but they know what somebody

[00:24:39] done told their ass.

[00:24:44] Oh yeah.

[00:24:44] Little kid.

[00:24:45] If you don't tell them what morning means, they just going to be like, I don't know.

[00:24:50] Yeah.

[00:24:50] Yeah.

[00:24:50] But now if you say, I done told you once.

[00:24:54] Mm.

[00:24:55] They know what that mean.

[00:24:59] I don't know.

[00:25:00] But then they have selective hearing.

[00:25:02] Like me, when I was little, I had selective hearing and I'd be like, well, I didn't hear

[00:25:07] you the first time.

[00:25:08] And then I'd do it again.

[00:25:10] No, my kid got that.

[00:25:12] No, they think it.

[00:25:13] I just be adding stuff to the list.

[00:25:15] Oh, you didn't hear me?

[00:25:16] All right.

[00:25:18] You asked up to the list of the stuff you don't told them to do.

[00:25:22] Oh, my son.

[00:25:23] He good about it.

[00:25:24] He think he, he think he's lit.

[00:25:25] He go use the bathroom for 30 minutes.

[00:25:28] I got it.

[00:25:29] I'm just keep adding stuff to your list.

[00:25:33] Wait, that's true.

[00:25:36] That's your youngest kid, right?

[00:25:37] That's using the bathroom for 30 minutes.

[00:25:43] If he's using the bathroom for 30 minutes.

[00:25:47] No, he would be doing some work or something.

[00:25:50] He doing something else if he's in the bathroom for 30 minutes.

[00:25:55] Yeah, probably.

[00:25:56] But, nah, he probably, but I ain't gonna put it past him.

[00:26:03] I mean, he's a teenager, man.

[00:26:06] Didn't you say he's like 17?

[00:26:08] He doing something else, man.

[00:26:10] No, no, no, no.

[00:26:11] He's 14, but.

[00:26:13] Hey, let me tell you.

[00:26:14] He's definitely in that age bracket.

[00:26:18] I had to tell him the age.

[00:26:22] Why are you using up all the Jergens lotions?

[00:26:25] No.

[00:26:30] Yeah.

[00:26:31] Yeah, that's the.

[00:26:32] Yeah, you probably out.

[00:26:34] Daggone, he's been in there 30 minutes.

[00:26:36] No, what he be doing is he go.

[00:26:38] He ain't gonna do it then, cuz.

[00:26:40] He know I'm expecting him.

[00:26:42] Well, maybe.

[00:26:42] I don't know.

[00:26:44] But I'm like, hey, come on back out of there.

[00:26:48] Like, you know, well, that's the thing.

[00:26:50] You probably did this where your parents had to do some work to do, and you try to sneak off.

[00:26:56] Well, people do that now.

[00:26:56] Grown people do that.

[00:26:57] Go to the bathroom.

[00:26:59] Hiding out in the bathroom.

[00:27:00] You ain't slick.

[00:27:05] I was like, one day I bring the work to the bathroom.

[00:27:08] Don't.

[00:27:09] Don't play that.

[00:27:11] Or that's the thing.

[00:27:12] You add more stuff to the list.

[00:27:14] So it could have been something that would take you 30 minutes.

[00:27:16] But because you stalling out, now you got an eight hour job to do, cuz you trying to stall out.

[00:27:24] Right.

[00:27:25] Now you went from just, hey, come do the laundry.

[00:27:28] You got some lunch.

[00:27:29] Now you wash your windows.

[00:27:32] Cuz you trying to be slick.

[00:27:36] Right.

[00:27:36] It's like that little kid in Christmas vacation when the dad's like, oh, you want to help me hang the lights on the Christmas tree?

[00:27:43] And he's like, oh, I got math homework to do.

[00:27:46] I gotta feed the horses.

[00:27:50] Feed the chickens.

[00:27:52] He said he was trying to do what?

[00:27:54] I don't think I've ever seen it.

[00:27:56] There's a scene in Christmas vacation where Chevy Chase looks at Russ.

[00:28:02] And he goes, do you want to help me rehang the Christmas lights and recheck the Christmas lights?

[00:28:08] And he goes, shoo, it's late.

[00:28:10] I gotta get ready for bed.

[00:28:12] I still got homework to do.

[00:28:14] I gotta water the horses, feed the hogs.

[00:28:18] And he just walks off out of camera.

[00:28:23] Oh, you do, eh?

[00:28:26] Well, yeah.

[00:28:27] I know it's late and you got all those things.

[00:28:29] You could do that after you hang the Christmas lights.

[00:28:35] You can do that after these lights go up.

[00:28:38] You're welcome to do all of that.

[00:28:40] Matter of fact, we can include your homework in these Christmas lights hanging.

[00:28:44] There you go.

[00:28:46] Two lights plus two lights equals four sets of lights.

[00:28:50] Two sets of lights.

[00:28:51] Wait.

[00:28:52] We got the math wrong.

[00:28:56] Equals four lights.

[00:29:00] Let me recheck that math.

[00:29:01] Break out the math board.

[00:29:03] Two sets plus two sets.

[00:29:06] I feel like that was Moose as a little kid.

[00:29:08] Moose was always coming up with the excuses to get out of it.

[00:29:16] Moose probably got a good excuse.

[00:29:20] He was probably like, oh, I gotta water the horses.

[00:29:23] And his mom was probably like, we ain't got horses.

[00:29:28] I gotta feed the children.

[00:29:30] Where's Moose from again?

[00:29:33] Who's from?

[00:29:35] He's from North Carolina.

[00:29:37] I think he's from Statesville.

[00:29:40] Statesville?

[00:29:41] Yeah.

[00:29:42] He said Statesville.

[00:29:43] I said Statesville.

[00:29:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:29:45] You said the E at the end.

[00:29:50] He got...

[00:29:51] I wonder.

[00:29:54] But I think the E at the end...

[00:29:57] I don't think you say the E at the end.

[00:29:59] Like it's Statesville.

[00:30:03] Statesville.

[00:30:04] Yeah.

[00:30:05] Nah, I ain't going with it, Isaiah.

[00:30:09] I ain't going with it.

[00:30:11] There's another town like that called Cherryville.

[00:30:15] Nah, they say Cherryville.

[00:30:18] Yeah, they say Cherryville.

[00:30:20] Not Cherryville.

[00:30:22] Cherryville.

[00:30:24] I did a show every one time.

[00:30:26] Oh, you did a show in Cherryville?

[00:30:30] Yeah, I don't live far from there.

[00:30:32] Gotcha.

[00:30:33] Oh, you know what I'm talking about then?

[00:30:35] They don't say the E at the end.

[00:30:36] They say Cherryville.

[00:30:38] It's weird.

[00:30:39] It's weird.

[00:30:39] They do this thing.

[00:30:40] I can't remember what it was.

[00:30:41] I think it's New Year's.

[00:30:43] Where they come, like they have like people driving around dressed up in like civil rights type, you know, and they shoot at people houses.

[00:30:53] What?

[00:30:54] Yeah, it's a real thing.

[00:30:56] Like it's like they're like they're shooting away the bad spirits, but like they have like muskets and stuff and they shoot at a house and people's house.

[00:31:05] They drive around and do this.

[00:31:06] New Year's shooters in Cherryville.

[00:31:10] Man, I think that's what they call too.

[00:31:14] Yep.

[00:31:14] New Year's shooters in Cherryville.

[00:31:21] Yeah, New Year's shooters in Cherryville popped right up.

[00:31:24] So they like dress up like civil rights type stuff?

[00:31:31] All right.

[00:31:32] So they got a whole website.

[00:31:38] Yeah, it's got shooters.

[00:31:40] They got a meeting where they got food and a musket rifle.

[00:31:50] Let me see.

[00:31:53] And then on Monday, January the first New Year's shoot start Sunday.

[00:31:58] 12am at Black's Grill.

[00:32:00] And then that was somebody stayed at a stadium.

[00:32:03] What is it?

[00:32:05] One of the stadiums down there.

[00:32:06] I don't know how to pronounce it.

[00:32:09] Redisil Stadium.

[00:32:10] And I guess they get out and they got a dinner happening too.

[00:32:15] That's interesting.

[00:32:16] I ain't never.

[00:32:19] Let me see.

[00:32:19] I'm trying to look at the story.

[00:32:21] But I heard somebody say, ain't no way.

[00:32:24] What?

[00:32:24] Somebody doing a drive by at the crib.

[00:32:26] On purpose?

[00:32:29] That's what they do when they're doing drive by's on purpose.

[00:32:34] Yeah.

[00:32:39] Can you read the chat?

[00:32:41] I'm trying to.

[00:32:42] Wait.

[00:32:43] The screen chat.

[00:32:46] What do you say?

[00:32:47] New Year's using.

[00:32:48] Trouble.

[00:32:50] Trouble.

[00:32:52] You bang out.

[00:32:56] Hey, man.

[00:32:58] Hey, Moose.

[00:32:58] You can't just be typing that in the chat and now we not going to say nothing.

[00:33:03] Right?

[00:33:05] Do you want to read that one out loud?

[00:33:08] No, he should.

[00:33:10] No.

[00:33:11] No.

[00:33:11] Oh, alright.

[00:33:14] It's thankful.

[00:33:15] It's thankful.

[00:33:16] It's terrible.

[00:33:18] You gotta swallow the urls.

[00:33:20] You gotta swallow it.

[00:33:21] I'm gonna get a moose up.

[00:33:23] I done told your ass label right now.

[00:33:26] Cause you typed that in.

[00:33:27] I'm about to say it too.

[00:33:32] I'll give you one.

[00:33:33] I done told your ass label.

[00:33:36] I was about to say it too.

[00:33:42] I came this close.

[00:33:46] To read that.

[00:33:47] Yeah.

[00:33:54] Actually, you can request them.

[00:33:57] Like you can request them to come shoot at you.

[00:34:01] I was like, man, how'd I get to become part of this team?

[00:34:07] Yeah.

[00:34:07] Alright, so I've actually been to that.

[00:34:12] Yeah, I've seen it.

[00:34:14] Yeah, I've seen that in real life.

[00:34:17] I mean, they're not shooting AKs y'all.

[00:34:19] They're shooting like muskets.

[00:34:22] Like black powder guns.

[00:34:23] Like they're not just like, I mean, some people have shotguns and stuff, but like the real deal ones, like they like pack up muskets and fire them shits out.

[00:34:32] Like it's crazy.

[00:34:34] So what are they shooting at?

[00:34:36] The air.

[00:34:38] The air.

[00:34:39] They're just like straight up in the air.

[00:34:43] Like that.

[00:34:44] Like a civil war kind of thing?

[00:34:46] I mean, kind of, but not really.

[00:34:49] It's just like a, it's more like just like a town tradition.

[00:34:54] Gotcha.

[00:34:55] That's what I mean.

[00:34:55] So they, what do they do?

[00:34:56] They put up in front of your house and they start shooting up in the air.

[00:34:59] Yeah.

[00:34:59] Yeah.

[00:35:00] Like a bunch of crazy people.

[00:35:04] They, those bullets come down somewhere.

[00:35:08] Yeah, they definitely do.

[00:35:10] So there's that.

[00:35:13] Moose?

[00:35:14] Yeah.

[00:35:14] I used to, I used to, I used to date a girl that was from, from that town.

[00:35:20] Oh.

[00:35:22] Yeah.

[00:35:23] We're going to let the people.

[00:35:24] That's the nicest way to say that.

[00:35:27] That was the non.

[00:35:34] Seriously.

[00:35:34] That was, that was the PG version.

[00:35:40] Yeah.

[00:35:45] Don't do it.

[00:35:46] All right.

[00:35:49] So when you went, did you like, like, were you, is it just goes to, uh, terrible.

[00:35:56] Is it just, I almost got it.

[00:36:00] Yeah.

[00:36:01] Yes.

[00:36:02] If you say it fast, it's easier.

[00:36:05] Yeah.

[00:36:07] No, it's a, no, it was cool.

[00:36:10] I mean, it's a, I mean, there's a whole lot of drinking involved.

[00:36:14] Okay.

[00:36:14] Then like everybody get, get all right, real quick.

[00:36:18] And also secondly, how they make this legal, how you just get a chance to drive around and just.

[00:36:24] I mean, it's like sponsored by the city.

[00:36:26] I'm pretty sure.

[00:36:28] Like it's terrible.

[00:36:29] They don't care.

[00:36:30] I mean, it's just a, it's just a bunch of rednecks out there shooting muskets around.

[00:36:35] So everybody around the town.

[00:36:39] Yes.

[00:36:41] It's like a thing.

[00:36:42] It's like a traveling circus of armed dudes that just go and like fire guns off.

[00:36:48] Wow.

[00:36:50] They need some other stuff in that town.

[00:36:52] Cause that's.

[00:36:54] To be honest, like it's, it's, it's not a bad time.

[00:36:59] Y'all should go.

[00:37:00] It does sound kind of fun.

[00:37:04] Ray's like, y'all should go.

[00:37:06] You don't want to go right?

[00:37:08] Come on.

[00:37:08] Let's.

[00:37:11] Let's.

[00:37:11] I'm a black dude.

[00:37:12] You think I'm going to.

[00:37:17] And the.

[00:37:18] That ain't the way I want to start my new year.

[00:37:21] No, we're in the year.

[00:37:23] No, no, no.

[00:37:27] What kind of.

[00:37:28] That sounds ridiculous.

[00:37:31] So you got to know your boundaries.

[00:37:34] Yeah.

[00:37:35] And it's my.

[00:37:36] And they drink it.

[00:37:37] No, I'm straight.

[00:37:38] I mean, they're nice enough.

[00:37:40] You know, he said.

[00:37:42] Keyword enough.

[00:37:45] I know.

[00:37:46] I personally know.

[00:37:48] Like really well.

[00:37:49] One of those guys that does that.

[00:37:51] And he's just a sweetheart.

[00:37:52] So.

[00:37:52] Let me just tell you.

[00:37:52] I'm just talking with you.

[00:37:53] I'm from Alabama.

[00:37:54] That don't.

[00:37:55] Yeah, I know.

[00:37:56] I know.

[00:37:56] Me too.

[00:37:57] I'm just talking shit.

[00:37:57] But like they're.

[00:37:59] They're great.

[00:37:59] I'm gonna let you guys have your podcast back.

[00:38:01] It's good.

[00:38:02] No, look.

[00:38:03] Moose be our special guest every week.

[00:38:06] We get the pop in.

[00:38:07] For y'all don't know.

[00:38:09] He a part of the mesh network, which this podcast is on.

[00:38:13] So.

[00:38:17] Yeah, we go.

[00:38:19] Look, we go.

[00:38:19] I'm looking at.

[00:38:22] It's.

[00:38:26] New year shooter.

[00:38:27] Cause it said you can hope you can host.

[00:38:30] I guess you can request them to come shoot in front of your house.

[00:38:34] I guess.

[00:38:35] Wait, there's a request that like you can request.

[00:38:39] Yeah.

[00:38:41] Yeah.

[00:38:42] It says we get many.

[00:38:43] Shoot.

[00:38:43] Request to shoot for people.

[00:38:46] Uh,

[00:38:47] they got a form that you can fill out.

[00:38:49] And it said, we can't guarantee a spot.

[00:38:51] Review application and keep you in mind.

[00:38:54] Like they don't just shoot at everybody.

[00:38:58] Okay.

[00:39:00] Well that makes it better knowing that they just don't shoot at every single.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:06] I guess they got to get it cleared or something like this.

[00:39:08] Yeah.

[00:39:09] And they come out.

[00:39:11] I'm like, oh, that's interesting.

[00:39:13] I wonder if they like come outside of charitable.

[00:39:16] Like, are they, are they coming to Hickory?

[00:39:19] Cause that'd be like a cool prank.

[00:39:21] Filling out that application form and not telling my mom and stepdad about that.

[00:39:26] That is crazy.

[00:39:27] She calling the police on y'all.

[00:39:31] That would be hilarious.

[00:39:33] Fill out that application form.

[00:39:37] All right.

[00:39:37] You can not tell anybody about it until a bunch of people with muskets show up and pow pow.

[00:39:44] I go.

[00:39:44] All right.

[00:39:45] No, literally.

[00:39:45] I ain't scared of pretty much nothing.

[00:39:47] I go.

[00:39:48] That's my, uh, I go, look, go and record and, uh, make it a, a thing.

[00:39:55] So, yeah, that's what we should.

[00:39:57] If there's anybody in charitable, we want to be a part of this new year's shooters.

[00:40:03] Maybe.

[00:40:05] Maybe.

[00:40:06] Maybe.

[00:40:06] Maybe.

[00:40:07] Maybe.

[00:40:09] Hey, look.

[00:40:12] All right.

[00:40:12] Can I breathe my piece?

[00:40:15] Are we straight in?

[00:40:16] Yeah.

[00:40:17] Yeah.

[00:40:18] We're gonna, you got yours.

[00:40:19] I got mine.

[00:40:20] So we know where we at with things.

[00:40:26] Yeah.

[00:40:26] We need to leave it to our listeners.

[00:40:30] Should we go to the new year's shooter?

[00:40:32] Maybe go to the new year's shooter.

[00:40:34] Yeah.

[00:40:35] Let's, let's, the listeners gotta do a vote.

[00:40:37] We're gonna, we're gonna get the listeners.

[00:40:39] Y'all put your vote in and then, uh, we'll go from there.

[00:40:43] I don't know how we gonna get the votes.

[00:40:45] How we need, how they need to vote.

[00:40:47] We ain't playing none of this.

[00:40:48] We're planning it right now.

[00:40:50] We're planning it.

[00:40:51] We're planning it.

[00:40:51] We're, we're in the process of planning.

[00:40:53] Hey Moose, how would we go about this?

[00:40:55] Drop it in the, in the chat.

[00:40:58] How would we go about polling people?

[00:41:02] He said you don't.

[00:41:03] Like this is.

[00:41:04] You don't.

[00:41:06] No, definitely.

[00:41:08] He's like, don't poll people.

[00:41:09] That's.

[00:41:11] Oh, okay.

[00:41:12] Send an email to info at the mesh dot TV.

[00:41:19] And that's all lowercase.

[00:41:22] Info at the mesh dot TV.

[00:41:27] We can see if we can answer, see if we're gonna get, uh, emails aren't case sensitive.

[00:41:40] Hey.

[00:41:41] All right.

[00:41:42] Look, well, this has been it for, uh, this episode of.

[00:41:47] I plan and under shame podcast.

[00:41:50] With Isaiah Pennell and myself.

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