An Unplanned & Unashamed Christmas

[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell.

[00:00:18] And we are back with another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed.

[00:00:23] We back. Merry Christmas, everybody.

[00:00:27] Yep.

[00:00:29] Happy New Year. I don't know if we're doing this next week.

[00:00:33] Or maybe. We may be. I don't know. We're gonna see.

[00:00:37] This is our first Christmas episode.

[00:00:40] What?

[00:00:41] Yeah, our first Christmas episode.

[00:00:43] This on Christmas Eve, man. You got all your presents?

[00:00:47] We don't want our listeners. The listeners don't have to know that.

[00:00:51] What?

[00:00:52] That it's Christmas Eve.

[00:00:55] Oh, my bad.

[00:00:56] Oh, it's all good. It's all good. The cat's out of the bag now, folks. We're recording on Christmas Eve.

[00:01:02] Yeah, we are. Hey, they need to know.

[00:01:05] Look, we're doing this for y'all.

[00:01:08] We're doing this for the eavesdroppers.

[00:01:10] That's what we're doing for.

[00:01:12] Yeah, man. You don't think they like the eavesdropping on Christmas Eve?

[00:01:15] That's when they really want a juicy story.

[00:01:17] Right.

[00:01:20] You got all your...

[00:01:21] I hope I got all my Christmas stuff.

[00:01:25] Man, we ain't put up a tree. We ain't got no presents.

[00:01:29] Man, it feel like the Grinch.

[00:01:32] We haven't put up a tree.

[00:01:34] Well, we did put up like a little mini tree on account of our dog.

[00:01:39] Because we was afraid he would knock ornaments off and try to eat the glass and stuff.

[00:01:43] And we didn't want him doing that.

[00:01:47] I feel you.

[00:01:48] We didn't want Russell doing that.

[00:01:51] I got you.

[00:01:52] We ain't putting nothing, man.

[00:01:53] We've been moving, man.

[00:01:54] So there's still enough boxes everywhere.

[00:01:56] So, Mary, we're going to have a Christmas box.

[00:02:01] A tree made out of boxes.

[00:02:03] A tree made out of boxes.

[00:02:05] And you can just write Christmas ornament on each box.

[00:02:11] No, we're going to probably put up a tree and stuff tonight.

[00:02:15] And then two days later, it's still going to be up.

[00:02:19] Because we're going to run it out to the rest of the...

[00:02:22] It's too soon to bring it back down now.

[00:02:25] You're just going to put one up tomorrow and then be like,

[00:02:28] We'll just leave it up all year.

[00:02:30] Leave it till the end of 2025.

[00:02:35] Nah, nah, nah, nah.

[00:02:36] Not that long.

[00:02:37] Just to the end of 2024.

[00:02:38] No more.

[00:02:38] Just to the end of 2024.

[00:02:39] That's all.

[00:02:40] Put up the tree tonight.

[00:02:42] Take it down.

[00:02:42] New Year's.

[00:02:43] Because we ain't going to take it back.

[00:02:44] Look, we done put too much work into it now.

[00:02:48] I think you should leave it up just a tad bit longer.

[00:02:54] How long you leave it up?

[00:02:56] We usually wait till like right after New Year's.

[00:03:00] Right after New Year's?

[00:03:01] Yeah.

[00:03:01] Maybe like a couple days after New Year's.

[00:03:04] We're taking it down.

[00:03:05] But since you're...

[00:03:07] Wait, when did you say you put yours up?

[00:03:09] Or you haven't put one up yet?

[00:03:12] This afternoon.

[00:03:13] See, where it's Christmas Eve, I think you should keep your tree up a little bit longer.

[00:03:20] Oh yeah.

[00:03:21] See, this is the thing, man.

[00:03:22] You got...

[00:03:24] Everybody...

[00:03:25] When you first put your Christmas tree up, everybody's excited.

[00:03:29] Oh, but we had it up for a month now.

[00:03:33] Three weeks.

[00:03:33] All right.

[00:03:35] Right.

[00:03:36] It loses its...

[00:03:38] Oh.

[00:03:42] It loses what?

[00:03:43] It loses its like...

[00:03:45] People don't get as excited.

[00:03:47] Oh yeah.

[00:03:48] They're going to be really excited because they didn't know we were going to put one up.

[00:03:51] Like three weeks in, we're like, ah, really?

[00:03:54] That Christmas tree's still up?

[00:03:58] Hey, man.

[00:03:59] I don't...

[00:04:00] Is that the norm?

[00:04:01] I don't know.

[00:04:01] What people...

[00:04:02] What's the norm?

[00:04:03] When do people put their Christmas tree?

[00:04:05] I've seen Christmas lights up for a long time now.

[00:04:08] And people generally leave their Christmas lights up well after Christmas.

[00:04:13] I can't say everybody does, but what is the standard?

[00:04:17] What's the...

[00:04:17] What's the number?

[00:04:18] What's the start?

[00:04:19] And when's the shut off time?

[00:04:21] I guess it's relatively based on the...

[00:04:24] So...

[00:04:25] On the fair.

[00:04:25] According to Moose, people used to put up Christmas trees on Christmas all the time

[00:04:31] because the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas Day.

[00:04:37] Moose dropped their fax.

[00:04:39] 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas...

[00:04:41] And people used to put them up on...

[00:04:44] Okay.

[00:04:45] You got 12 days of Christmas.

[00:04:46] That's where the 12 days of Christmas come from.

[00:04:49] You get 12 days to get that tree up.

[00:04:52] And then...

[00:04:53] When do you take the tree down?

[00:04:56] I guess...

[00:04:58] So...

[00:04:58] I guess since the 12 days starts on Christmas Day,

[00:05:02] I guess people would leave the tree up for 12 days.

[00:05:06] Like they would start on Christmas.

[00:05:08] And then after 12 days, take it down.

[00:05:12] Hmm.

[00:05:13] Oh, they started on Christmas.

[00:05:15] Yeah, like they put the tree up on Christmas.

[00:05:18] And then 12 days after that, I guess that's when they would take it down.

[00:05:23] I guess.

[00:05:24] So it wasn't 12 days before Christmas.

[00:05:27] Like the 12th.

[00:05:29] I'm assuming since the 12 days started on Christmas.

[00:05:34] January 5th.

[00:05:36] So it was...

[00:05:36] So the 12 days of Christmas started on Christmas Day.

[00:05:41] So then people would take it down on January 5th.

[00:05:44] Because that would be the 12th day.

[00:05:46] Huh.

[00:05:48] Interesting.

[00:05:49] Back in the olden days.

[00:05:51] The olden days.

[00:05:53] Back in the little house on the prairie days.

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:57] Now somebody keep they tree up year round.

[00:06:01] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:02] I wouldn't mind like leaving one up and like to the end of January.

[00:06:08] Like instead of like right after New Year's.

[00:06:12] I don't know about that.

[00:06:12] Like keep it up like on the end of January.

[00:06:16] You got you a Valentine's Day tree.

[00:06:19] Right.

[00:06:19] You got to keep your tree up through spring break.

[00:06:23] Yeah.

[00:06:24] Through summertime.

[00:06:25] Uh-huh.

[00:06:27] Yeah.

[00:06:28] It needs to...

[00:06:28] Nah.

[00:06:29] It can be Christmas all year round.

[00:06:31] There you go.

[00:06:32] You right.

[00:06:34] I know some people be like that's a...

[00:06:36] Like people use...

[00:06:37] Say that's a...

[00:06:38] People use...

[00:06:39] That's a pagan thing where people put the tree up.

[00:06:41] I'm like...

[00:06:42] All right.

[00:06:43] Yeah, maybe.

[00:06:44] But it's just decoration now.

[00:06:46] I mean, if you believe in that.

[00:06:48] Right.

[00:06:49] But...

[00:06:52] That's how I feel.

[00:06:53] Yeah.

[00:06:53] I wouldn't mind keeping it up a little bit longer because Christmas is my favorite holiday.

[00:06:59] So...

[00:07:00] Like at 23 years old, I still wake up on Christmas morning and get that like childlike feeling

[00:07:10] that like a six-year-old kid does on Christmas Day.

[00:07:16] Where it's like waking up early and you're all excited.

[00:07:22] And you're like...

[00:07:22] Did you get a...

[00:07:23] Did you get a lot of presents for Christmas?

[00:07:28] Growing up?

[00:07:29] Yeah.

[00:07:30] We usually got quite a few.

[00:07:32] What's quite a few?

[00:07:33] Like what's...

[00:07:34] Is there a number?

[00:07:35] I guess this thing...

[00:07:37] I guess I should ask you and Moose.

[00:07:38] Moose...

[00:07:39] Moose...

[00:07:39] Moose...

[00:07:40] Moose, do you have brothers and sisters?

[00:07:41] Depends on if you have, I guess...

[00:07:43] Did you get a lot of gifts?

[00:07:44] We...

[00:07:45] I mean, we didn't grow up rich or nothing.

[00:07:46] I mean, it was...

[00:07:49] You know, your normal Christmas.

[00:07:51] Relative.

[00:07:52] Did you...

[00:07:53] Did the...

[00:07:53] Here's the question.

[00:07:54] Like, do you get like everything from...

[00:07:57] Did you get everything from Santa Claus or did you get everything from your folks?

[00:08:01] Or is there a combination?

[00:08:04] You know, I...

[00:08:05] That's a good question.

[00:08:07] I'm trying to figure out when they stop lying to me.

[00:08:09] It was a combination for me.

[00:08:12] Yeah, so it's like...

[00:08:13] So here's what it's all about, right?

[00:08:15] So like...

[00:08:16] I thought about this.

[00:08:17] I was like very like...

[00:08:20] Introspective as a child, I guess.

[00:08:22] But like...

[00:08:23] I would always ask like...

[00:08:26] You know, the kids that would get like dirt bikes for Christmas and I'd get socks.

[00:08:29] I'd be like, well, damn, what'd I do?

[00:08:31] You know?

[00:08:32] Yeah.

[00:08:33] So...

[00:08:33] You were kind of on the nice list.

[00:08:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:08:36] So I guess I wasn't that great.

[00:08:38] You know, so like...

[00:08:38] You was at the bottom of the nice list.

[00:08:40] Right.

[00:08:41] Yeah, it's like...

[00:08:42] So...

[00:08:43] And these kids that were...

[00:08:44] You know, like you would get dirt bikes.

[00:08:46] They were real dickheads in life.

[00:08:47] And I was like, what in the world?

[00:08:49] So I knew...

[00:08:50] I knew it was...

[00:08:51] I knew it wasn't true.

[00:08:53] Right?

[00:08:53] Dirt bikes for Christmas equal dickheads.

[00:08:56] Yeah, well, I mean, not really.

[00:08:58] Everybody with dirt bikes out there.

[00:08:59] I'm just painting it with a very wide brush.

[00:09:03] But I just kind of...

[00:09:04] I just figured it out, man.

[00:09:05] I was just like, man...

[00:09:07] I was like, this don't...

[00:09:07] This don't track.

[00:09:09] And so...

[00:09:11] And then I started asking myself.

[00:09:12] I was like...

[00:09:12] Well, hold on.

[00:09:15] Like...

[00:09:16] Well...

[00:09:16] Why is Santa rich to some kids and Santa not rich to other kids?

[00:09:23] You know?

[00:09:23] It's like...

[00:09:24] Wait.

[00:09:25] I don't know.

[00:09:26] He got a favorites list.

[00:09:28] What you mean?

[00:09:28] Yeah, he does.

[00:09:32] You just started piecing it together.

[00:09:35] Yeah.

[00:09:35] I mean, it was like...

[00:09:36] You know, I was Scooby-Doo in that thing.

[00:09:38] You know?

[00:09:38] It was...

[00:09:41] And then, you know...

[00:09:43] I was like one of the first kids in my class.

[00:09:45] I was one of the first kids in my class to be like, this isn't real.

[00:09:48] Like, this is crazy.

[00:09:49] I was one of the first kids in my class.

[00:09:52] I was like...

[00:09:53] Like, logistically speaking.

[00:09:54] Like, there's six billion people in the world.

[00:09:57] You know?

[00:09:57] It's like, how can he fly around the world in one night?

[00:10:00] Like...

[00:10:00] Like, he's got to have some help.

[00:10:02] Right?

[00:10:03] Then what they told you, the L's were there.

[00:10:06] What's that?

[00:10:07] Say that again?

[00:10:08] That's why they said L's.

[00:10:09] They had an excuse for everything.

[00:10:11] Yeah.

[00:10:12] But like...

[00:10:12] No, the L's were making the toys, not delivering them.

[00:10:14] That's what I was saying.

[00:10:15] Like, how can he deliver all the toys?

[00:10:17] Well, I mean...

[00:10:18] Heck, it's a logistic problem just making them to begin with.

[00:10:20] But then you gotta...

[00:10:22] How are you gonna deliver them all in one night?

[00:10:24] What company did you work...

[00:10:25] Have you ever worked for when you just did one job?

[00:10:28] Yeah, we got you making toys, but tonight we need you...

[00:10:31] You're not.

[00:10:31] Those L's can't drive a sleigh.

[00:10:34] We need you delivering.

[00:10:36] They got their own...

[00:10:37] They just gonna talk about that.

[00:10:39] We're ruining it.

[00:10:41] Look, if that's what you can to prolong the magic, that's correct.

[00:10:45] Hey, look.

[00:10:46] You don't know.

[00:10:49] He defended it like, well, they can't.

[00:10:52] I don't know.

[00:10:53] Maybe.

[00:10:56] Now, if we have any little kids listening to the show, we just spoiled Christmas.

[00:11:01] No, I'm not so...

[00:11:03] Look, if there's kids listening to the show, they got bigger problems.

[00:11:07] Exactly.

[00:11:07] That's exactly...

[00:11:08] Look, if you barely made it on the toy list, like Isaiah...

[00:11:15] I mean, like Moose.

[00:11:16] If you barely made it on the toy list, like Moose, the elves delivered your toy.

[00:11:21] You didn't get Santa.

[00:11:24] Yeah, I guess.

[00:11:27] Now I can look.

[00:11:28] I think a lot of parents these days are trying to avoid this.

[00:11:33] So they're like...

[00:11:34] So all the big presents are coming from them, and then Santa's just like,

[00:11:38] you know, a handful of things.

[00:11:41] You know, whatever.

[00:11:42] He ain't getting no credit over here.

[00:11:42] My son is woke, woke.

[00:11:44] He's four.

[00:11:45] Say, don't come to me.

[00:11:46] My parents give me my stuff.

[00:11:48] Like, I know.

[00:11:49] He'll tell you, too.

[00:11:51] Now, who used to give you the socks and the underwear for Christmas, Moose?

[00:11:56] Was it your parents?

[00:11:58] Well, it varied.

[00:12:00] It varied, right?

[00:12:02] So I'll give you a funny story in how I really came to find out the magic of Santa Claus was just not really magic.

[00:12:09] Santa Claus was really my mom and dad's hard work.

[00:12:11] So we were...

[00:12:15] I was helping...

[00:12:15] I was with my mom and dad at my church, and we were putting up the Christmas tree at our church.

[00:12:25] Okay?

[00:12:25] And my dad...

[00:12:27] My mom and dad used to drive around this Oldsmobile station wagon.

[00:12:30] I mean, God, man, this is probably like 1986 or 87.

[00:12:35] And he was like, go to the back of the trunk and, you know, get my whatever out.

[00:12:41] I don't even remember what it was.

[00:12:43] Well, I opened up the latch, and there said a Nintendo.

[00:12:48] And I was like, oh, there it is.

[00:12:51] And so I shut it.

[00:12:54] I didn't say anything.

[00:12:55] And then Christmas morning, guess what?

[00:12:57] Guess what?

[00:12:59] Santa got me a Nintendo.

[00:13:01] And I was like, ah, ha, ha.

[00:13:03] There it is.

[00:13:04] And I had it figured out.

[00:13:05] Well, I had it figured out anyway.

[00:13:06] You've been snooping.

[00:13:08] I wasn't snooping.

[00:13:10] Like, my dad told me to go get something.

[00:13:12] He completely forgot that mom put it in there.

[00:13:14] Or mom put it in there.

[00:13:16] Or whatever.

[00:13:16] You know, it was one of the two.

[00:13:17] So that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

[00:13:20] But, like, definitively, there was no Santa Claus.

[00:13:23] Do you guys remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus?

[00:13:27] Yeah.

[00:13:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:28] I was snooping.

[00:13:31] I was like, man, ain't no way.

[00:13:34] Because the other night, other Christmas, all the Christmas before, I would try to stay awake.

[00:13:40] Just like, Mookie.

[00:13:41] Oh, yeah, to snuff him out.

[00:13:43] And I was like, ain't no way.

[00:13:44] They got to be already here.

[00:13:46] Right.

[00:13:48] And so, I'm like, look.

[00:13:50] That's why it made me start looking.

[00:13:52] And, you know, you be.

[00:13:53] I'm like, they got to be in there somewhere.

[00:13:55] And so, I found some in the closet.

[00:13:57] You know, they put everything.

[00:13:58] Everybody had everything in the top of the closet.

[00:14:03] They put them up there.

[00:14:04] Yep.

[00:14:06] Found toys up in the top of the closet.

[00:14:08] That was it.

[00:14:08] Yeah.

[00:14:09] How about you, Alte?

[00:14:10] I was in second grade when I found out.

[00:14:13] And all I did was ask my mom.

[00:14:15] And she was like, no, he ain't real.

[00:14:18] She was tired of people.

[00:14:20] She was tired of people.

[00:14:20] Yeah, all this makes it easy.

[00:14:21] She's like, this makes it easy.

[00:14:22] She just peeled off the band-aid right then and there.

[00:14:25] She's like, no, he ain't real.

[00:14:29] Yeah, let's get on her for not lying to you.

[00:14:32] Exactly.

[00:14:32] At least she was truthful.

[00:14:33] I guess that is the bitch smart.

[00:14:35] It's like, when kids ask, you're just supposed to tell them?

[00:14:37] So you don't lie to them?

[00:14:38] Or do you lie to them?

[00:14:40] I'm not a father, so I don't know any of this.

[00:14:42] Right?

[00:14:42] You're the only person with kids around.

[00:14:45] I tell them.

[00:14:47] Have you had to break the news to any of them yet?

[00:14:50] Well, I broke a doll up.

[00:14:51] Look, we were playing that Santa Claus stuff.

[00:14:55] You know, maybe with the older ones.

[00:15:00] Let me think.

[00:15:02] We probably did because we were just following into the tradition of what everybody else did.

[00:15:07] But our youngest is a four-year-old now.

[00:15:10] It's like, nah, we not going for that.

[00:15:13] This came from daddy, mommy, hard work right here.

[00:15:19] This is tax money from earlier in the year.

[00:15:24] That's a Trump stimulus?

[00:15:26] That's a Trump stimulus.

[00:15:28] That's what I mean.

[00:15:29] This came from stimulus checks.

[00:15:32] This came from saving.

[00:15:35] This is COVID stimulus money.

[00:15:37] You remember daddy was gone for that week?

[00:15:40] And I throw my hand back at all the stuff.

[00:15:42] No doubt.

[00:15:44] Yeah, nah.

[00:15:45] It ain't like that.

[00:15:46] But yeah, we broke it to him.

[00:15:47] Like, yeah, it's not.

[00:15:48] Because then you got a lot better than everything else.

[00:15:50] Then it's like, nah.

[00:15:52] Let me tell you.

[00:15:53] The thing my son said.

[00:15:54] He was little.

[00:15:55] He's a four-year-old.

[00:15:56] He got a slick mouth, too.

[00:15:57] And he's smart.

[00:15:59] He said, yeah, I know Santa's not real.

[00:16:03] But don't you get money?

[00:16:05] I think we said, don't you get money?

[00:16:08] Under your pillow from the tooth fairy?

[00:16:10] He said, I'm going to believe in the tooth fairy.

[00:16:12] I said, what?

[00:16:15] I said, nah.

[00:16:17] It don't work like that.

[00:16:21] Yeah, tooth fairy brings cold hard cash.

[00:16:23] Santa just brings his bunks, though.

[00:16:26] We put toothpaste under your pillow.

[00:16:28] What are you talking about?

[00:16:29] You lose a tooth.

[00:16:31] We're going to put crest under your tooth pillow.

[00:16:35] Under your pillow.

[00:16:38] Oh, man.

[00:16:39] Let's do it.

[00:16:41] I think that's what it is.

[00:16:42] It depends on how much you want somebody to get your credit.

[00:16:46] That's what.

[00:16:48] That's it.

[00:16:49] No.

[00:16:50] How old do you let them get before you tell them, hey, there's no Santa?

[00:16:54] Or do you just let them come up to you?

[00:16:57] No.

[00:16:58] You take that passing right out there now.

[00:17:01] Let me tell you something.

[00:17:05] Santa's not real.

[00:17:06] I know this is the first Christmas.

[00:17:08] You see all these lights and stuff?

[00:17:13] My cousin was 13, and she still believed in Santa Claus.

[00:17:18] That's cruel.

[00:17:19] That's cruel.

[00:17:20] Do not let your kid get to be 13 and continue lying.

[00:17:23] Don't let them be the last people in class to not know about Santa Claus.

[00:17:28] That would be my worst fear.

[00:17:29] Just being like, yes, he is, Israel.

[00:17:32] He came last year.

[00:17:33] Okay.

[00:17:34] And you're like a senior in high school.

[00:17:36] You're like.

[00:17:36] Right.

[00:17:36] You're like taking sex education, and you're on your period, and you're like, oh, I still

[00:17:43] believe in Santa.

[00:17:46] I guess Santa's going to bring us some toiletries and 10 pounds.

[00:17:53] I'm telling you, Santa.

[00:17:59] Santa's not all you, bitch.

[00:18:01] Santa's not.

[00:18:05] That's terrible.

[00:18:08] Oh.

[00:18:11] Santa's not.

[00:18:13] He sees you when you're awake.

[00:18:15] That's your joke, man.

[00:18:16] You take that.

[00:18:17] He sees you when you're awake.

[00:18:19] Oh.

[00:18:20] You just like.

[00:18:21] He sees you on your period.

[00:18:26] Yeah.

[00:18:27] Did Santa see all the ass?

[00:18:28] He sees you, buddy.

[00:18:30] And he sees you when it comes late.

[00:18:33] Oh, God.

[00:18:35] Oh, God.

[00:18:35] Oh, God.

[00:18:36] Oh, God.

[00:18:41] She done lost her virginity, and she's still been right into Santa Claus.

[00:18:46] I'm like, yo, this brother didn't have much game to give.

[00:18:51] He just tricked up with Santa.

[00:18:55] That's hilarious.

[00:18:56] That's too much, man.

[00:18:59] That's the Christmas episode.

[00:19:01] That's the power of Christmas right there.

[00:19:03] Santa brought.

[00:19:03] That's a Christmas miracle.

[00:19:06] Santa brought Trojans.

[00:19:09] And stock and stuffers.

[00:19:11] Oh, Lord.

[00:19:12] Hey, it's not me.

[00:19:14] That's what he said.

[00:19:14] It's not me.

[00:19:16] It's Santa.

[00:19:17] Oh.

[00:19:18] You stupid.

[00:19:22] Man, that's dope.

[00:19:22] But still, you got like.

[00:19:24] I guess it's probably hard to even.

[00:19:28] I don't know what.

[00:19:29] It depends on what age you get.

[00:19:30] The kids get a cell phone now, too.

[00:19:33] Because you got a cell phone.

[00:19:34] You got access to.

[00:19:37] You got to know.

[00:19:38] I mean, a quick Google search will tell you.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:41] How did.

[00:19:41] How did.

[00:19:43] How did the 13 year old.

[00:19:45] Like how.

[00:19:47] Like what year was she 13 and she found out.

[00:19:49] Like with cell phones.

[00:19:50] Oh, it was like 20.

[00:19:54] Say less.

[00:19:56] 20.

[00:19:57] 17.

[00:19:58] 2018.

[00:19:59] Wait, hold on.

[00:20:00] She was born in like 2007.

[00:20:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:05] I mean.

[00:20:05] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:20:06] That was better than that when she was conceived.

[00:20:08] Exactly.

[00:20:10] I mean.

[00:20:11] There was probably.

[00:20:13] I mean, I know that's.

[00:20:14] I know that's your family.

[00:20:15] I say.

[00:20:15] But dang, that is just mean as hell.

[00:20:17] Not telling your kid at 13.

[00:20:19] There's no Santa Claus.

[00:20:20] Well, the last kid in class.

[00:20:22] Like not knowing.

[00:20:23] Like.

[00:20:23] Well, how do you hold on to that?

[00:20:25] Right.

[00:20:26] And my grandma was like.

[00:20:27] Does she like.

[00:20:28] Just like not say.

[00:20:29] Like when her people are talking about.

[00:20:31] They're like.

[00:20:31] Did she define it?

[00:20:32] She's like.

[00:20:33] No, Santa Claus is real.

[00:20:34] So you're 13.

[00:20:34] Then you look like an idiot.

[00:20:36] When you find out.

[00:20:38] You're like.

[00:20:38] What in the world?

[00:20:40] I think.

[00:20:41] How'd that work?

[00:20:42] I think.

[00:20:42] But this is a.

[00:20:43] Because it could work though.

[00:20:45] Because everybody's telling the lie.

[00:20:48] Well, I.

[00:20:49] My sister ruined it.

[00:20:51] If you see.

[00:20:52] If you never looked it up.

[00:20:54] And Santa Claus coming through the parade.

[00:20:56] You're like.

[00:20:56] Wait a minute.

[00:20:58] And then you see.

[00:20:59] A commercial with him.

[00:21:00] I guess he is real.

[00:21:02] Right.

[00:21:02] I mean.

[00:21:03] You can.

[00:21:03] I've heard some parents tell some whoppers.

[00:21:05] Their kids.

[00:21:05] Like.

[00:21:06] Oh, you know.

[00:21:06] This is just the guy that's helping Santa Claus.

[00:21:08] You know.

[00:21:09] She's.

[00:21:09] You know.

[00:21:10] It's that narrow thing.

[00:21:11] It's like.

[00:21:11] Man.

[00:21:11] Just tell them kids.

[00:21:13] That you gave them.

[00:21:15] This Nintendo.

[00:21:16] You know.

[00:21:21] Christmas.

[00:21:22] And a lot.

[00:21:23] Clearly.

[00:21:23] Like.

[00:21:24] No strangers wouldn't lie to me about Santa Claus.

[00:21:30] No.

[00:21:31] But yeah.

[00:21:31] My grandma was the one that was like.

[00:21:33] Don't tell her.

[00:21:34] Don't tell her.

[00:21:38] It was like.

[00:21:38] Don't tell her.

[00:21:40] That's pretty cool.

[00:21:41] And then my sister ruined it for her.

[00:21:42] She's like.

[00:21:43] He ain't real.

[00:21:45] And then my grandma was like.

[00:21:46] Shut up.

[00:21:47] Shut up.

[00:21:47] She still believes.

[00:21:50] And I was like.

[00:21:50] Do you not see anything wrong?

[00:21:52] With this picture.

[00:21:55] Yeah.

[00:21:56] Like.

[00:21:56] She has a cell phone.

[00:21:57] And can Google anything in the world.

[00:22:01] Yeah.

[00:22:02] That's.

[00:22:05] It would be worse if you're a guy.

[00:22:07] Because at 13.

[00:22:08] That's when you start looking at.

[00:22:09] You know.

[00:22:09] Dirty stuff.

[00:22:11] Dear Santa.

[00:22:12] Please.

[00:22:13] Send me a premium.

[00:22:15] Pornhub subscription.

[00:22:16] What?

[00:22:18] Dear Santa.

[00:22:20] I like.

[00:22:20] I like some women stuffed in my.

[00:22:22] In those stockings.

[00:22:27] That's the gift that keeps on giving right there.

[00:22:30] Evidently.

[00:22:32] Stuff my stocking with some ass.

[00:22:37] That's weird.

[00:22:38] That's wild.

[00:22:40] I don't know man.

[00:22:42] Christmas.

[00:22:43] Is there like New Year's.

[00:22:44] Are you going to the.

[00:22:46] Oh man.

[00:22:46] Are they.

[00:22:47] New Year's shooters.

[00:22:49] Oh.

[00:22:50] That's.

[00:22:50] Is that.

[00:22:50] Are we going.

[00:22:51] Are we going to do that?

[00:22:52] Ray.

[00:22:52] Are you doing that?

[00:22:53] I think we should.

[00:22:56] No.

[00:22:57] No.

[00:22:57] I think.

[00:22:57] I think.

[00:22:58] It's closer than all of us.

[00:22:59] In proximity.

[00:23:01] I think.

[00:23:02] I don't know.

[00:23:02] I can find out some details.

[00:23:04] I think.

[00:23:05] We should.

[00:23:05] Reach out to them.

[00:23:07] And see.

[00:23:08] If we can recreate that scene.

[00:23:10] With them.

[00:23:11] In blazing saddles.

[00:23:14] And have Ray.

[00:23:15] Like kind of poke his head around the corner.

[00:23:17] And go.

[00:23:17] Where are all the white women at?

[00:23:19] And then just have them chase us.

[00:23:21] And then it just.

[00:23:23] Hey.

[00:23:23] And it's just.

[00:23:24] Happy New Year.

[00:23:24] I'm going to let you have that one.

[00:23:25] I'm going to let you have that one.

[00:23:26] You tripping.

[00:23:26] Hey.

[00:23:27] That is funny though.

[00:23:32] No.

[00:23:32] Yeah.

[00:23:33] I'm sure all those guys are great.

[00:23:36] Well.

[00:23:37] That's been another episode.

[00:23:39] Of Unplanned and Unashamed.

[00:23:41] And it's our very first Christmas episode.

[00:23:43] Like I said earlier.

[00:23:44] So.

[00:23:44] Merry Christmas.

[00:23:45] Everybody.

[00:23:47] And a happy New Year.

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