Episode 283: Legislating Pet Raccoons, a Superhero Octopus & LA’s New False Prophet?

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_02] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan’s Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_03] Termites! Welcome, welcome to Summer Stevie. Stevie's still not on the road. I don't know what's going on with that. Maybe there's a new CD coming out. We can only hope. God, so much. He's not a king, but he has a candle because he was sick, Barry Manilow. Here's the crazy part. My friend, John Heffron, is opening for Barry Manilow. What?

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_03] Yes. And I just talked to him and I cannot go through everything we talked about, but it is very strange. Years ago, comedians used to open for singers. Like Frank Sinatra always had a comedian open for him. It was a thing. Then it kind of went away and they just use bands or somebody else on their label. And now they're realizing we are cheap again. Like they forgot that, hey man, if you want to get a whole band.

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_01] It's Kathleen in a bunk bed.

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_03] Kathleen's got a purse with jokes in it. There's little bar napkins with little tiny words. Bar napkins. So I just talked to him Sunday or Monday. And then I picked up my phone today. Barry has canceled his show in Lexington. And I know, I texted John, God, what kind of curse have you put on these people? You've only been with them two days.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_03] He's like, yeah, everybody's running around. I'm just thinking, am I getting paid? I'm like, that would be my first question too. I would too, absolutely. Yeah, because if not, maybe I need to shimmy off this bus. Go get another job. Anyway, congratulations to John. He likes the gig, he said. It's fun. Fun? Yeah, they're giant arenas. I mean, Bridgestone, 18,000.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_02] I wonder if that's weird to do comedy in an arena. Well, I've done it for benefits. It was fine.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_03] I've done it for benefits. It was fine. Yeah? Yeah, I've never did my own show there, but I never would really shoot that high. That's what's wrong with all these shows. People, they keep, I will not be bullied into larger venues. Like Heidi's listening. Heidi, greatest agent of all time. I will not be bullied. I will not be bullied into two shows if one's too late or too early. Because if I don't want to do it, my people aren't going to want to do it either. No, that's true. I like to think that the termites are reflections of me as well, as I of them.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_03] And we don't want to get ready at four o'clock. Nope.

[00:02:43] Nope.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01] They're lobbying for five o'clock shows in a couple places.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_03] A lot of these big, you know, blue dot fever, it's real. Air supply just had to cancel.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_02] The tour?

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_03] No, just some shows. They didn't sell. But they could barely, they did a casino I'm going to do in Gary, Indiana. There's a hard rock. I love doing the hard rocks. They sold half that. Oh. Yeah. Hmm. I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_01] I know you are.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03] My friend Chuck opened for them. He said, one is really nice and one is really not nice. And so we were backstage somewhere. There was an air supply poster, like, you know, thing. And I go, identify the bad one, Chuck. He goes, nice guy? Not nice guy. Oh. And I'm like, wow. Nice. Nice. Close up time. Sometimes you don't even meet those people. No. If you're just an opener, you just got to run away. What are we drinking? There's so much stuff going on this week.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_03] We are drinking a Fremont Lush IPA from Seattle Earth Brooming Company from Monroe, Washington, Germont Lurie. Oh. So cheers. Yes. It's a very interesting, very passive can. Nice. I like it. Yep. I'm a sucker for the, I thought maybe it was weed beer, because there's a picture of a plant, but that's probably not pot. I don't even know what pot looks like. But the beer is great. So. You don't know what pot looks like. Okay. Well, what are we eating? Before we get really rolling here.

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_03] Doritos late night hot honey pizza chips. I mean, how, who pitched this on a Monday morning meeting? And they're still orange. And it's from Johnson City, Tennessee, Termat, Jackson. Let's see. I'm just, they could be good. I wanna just. The amount of flavors they make up is just crazy. Taste the night. It looks more pizza-y.

[00:04:27] Pizza-y.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03] I think it's the hot honey that's gonna throw it off. For me, yeah. But I don't like honey at all. Oh my gosh. If you like honey. And this was $5.50. How full is the bag? Well, it's fat. The bag is fat. Fat bag? Yeah. It's not like, it's half full and I just opened it. We are all getting ripped off like this. It's not a conspiracy. No.

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03] They're filling the bags with less.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_02] And nobody's bitching about grocery costs.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03] Well, not. I don't understand that. I don't either. The meat counter at my Kroger closed. Did it really? Yeah. He said nobody wants to buy the fresh cut stuff. They wanna get the pre-packaged stuff cause it's cheaper. Wow. Yeah. I don't understand like why my local news isn't out there going. Food is 33% more than it was a year ago. Yeah. I don't know. No, instead we're just gonna talk about happy things.

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. On the local news. It's the walking the dog weather.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. What's it gonna be like? If you're grilling tonight? Or you're gonna walk the dog? Or maybe you're going to an outside Bible service? Or a concert. Mingua beef jerky. Cajun season. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Mobile, Alabama, Blur Mites. Black Termites. They right? Candace and Rodney.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02] Nice.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_03] Mobile, Alabama. Two of my favorite little golf courses are down there. Really? Yep. And then there's another town, Fairhope. That's kind of... Oh, wonderful. Yeah.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02] And Aaron Webber from there.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_03] Aaron Webber the comedian is from Montgomery.

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_02] Oh. Oh. Oh. Surprisingly delicious.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Boy, this stuff... Jerky is not cheap. It's not a cheap gas station treat. No. I don't know how much this was, but thank you. Pegas, Kentucky. It's where it's made.

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_02] Hmm. I like it.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_03] I don't think of them as being Cajuns. Fun packaging. No. I doubt they are. Pairs well with burger. I had friends down from St. Louis when they were talking about Kentucky's roads. Kentucky always gets thrown under the bus from any visitors that have to drive to Kentucky. Uh-huh. When I drive through it, all I do is...

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_04] You throw them under the bus, too.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03] Well, they're not... Yeah. They're trying. But, you know, hey, Mitch McConnell, where's the money? Oh, I'm sorry, Mitch, you're dead anyway.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_02] Did that finally come out? No. No.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_03] No one's believing... You know, Andy Beshear is accepting fake eye pictures still. The deadline has come and gone. Yeah. But there was a guy on TikTok, just some dude, I don't know, saying that a body had been taken to the corner with the American flag and from... But they're not saying from where. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I don't know. I don't know. This is important because see this t-shirt on? It says...

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02] Milwaukee Pretzel.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03] Milwaukee Pretzel Company. I know. But I was complaining that nobody makes good women's t-shirts for merch. Right. It's always just... Including you. I... Yeah. But mine is high quality. Right. So, this Milwaukee Termite Jill sent this. This is what I'm talking about. This is a woman's t-shirt. Nice. Fits perfectly. Great. First time. I like the logo. The logo's adorable. And then they made these... Let's describe the logo for the listeners. It's like a... Well, you describe it. I can't...

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_03] It's like a... I mean, it looks like a lion holding a pretzel, but like a regal lion. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Yeah. Very cool. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be, but it's in Milwaukee. And if anybody can do pretzels good, it's those old Germans in Milwaukee. These are called Schnibbles. Schnibbles?

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_04] The delicious.

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_03] The slow-baked crunchy snack. Awesome. From our Bavarian soft pretzels, the Haas blend. Haas. H-A-U-S. Haas. Oh. Love it. Garlic, peppers, herbs, and spices. These would be great to throw out if people came over. Especially my drunk friends. They'll devour these.

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_04] Aren't your cousins coming?

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_03] Then I can say I cooked. They're great. Sort of. Five stars on the... Schnibbles. Schnibbles. Five stars on the Mingwa. Mingwa. Mingwa. Mingwa. Mingwa. Beef jerky. All right. Moving on. Shows.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, where are we going? Wait, you got one more. Tasting, don't you?

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_03] No.

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02] No?

[00:08:40] No.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03] I ate the pretzels, I ate the Cajun jerky, and the Doritos.

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, the Doritos. I forgot about those already. Yep. Sorry.

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_03] Boom. This weekend, August 8th, Portland, Maine. Steven Rogers will be coming along. He's super fun. August 21 and 22, Atlantic City. Also Steven. San Antonio, Austin. September 11 and 12. I believe that's Aaron Weber will be joining up on that. 18, 19. Terrytown and Hershey, Pennsylvania. That's September. I think that's Taryn. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_03] I said it gets too far ahead of me. I forget who got booked. September 25, 26, Madison, Wisconsin, Fry Lake, Minnesota. October 10th, The Ryman. That's going to be a big show. That's a big deal. Many surprises. That is Aaron as well.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_01] That's a holiday weekend too. People should come.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, is it? The Ryman.

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_03] What holiday?

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_02] I think it's the one that is Canadian Thanksgiving, Indigenous Peoples Day, or whatever they call

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_03] Old School Columbus Day. Old School Columbus Day. But he didn't even find America, so we've been celebrating the wrong shit the whole time anyway. It really should be Viking Day. Oh, that'd be great. I mean, they already proved that there was a whole Viking settlement in Nova Scotia. That'd be so fun. I guess you could say he was in America. Well, you say America. That means North America too. Yeah. Whatever. It's a holiday. It's a holiday. Monday you have off. I'm in for all holidays. All right.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_01] Come to the Ryman.

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_03] October 16th, 17th. Hampton Beach. Love that gig. And Foxwoods. Love that gig too. And then Never Have Done This One is a brand new show. October 22nd. Myetta, Kansas, the Prairie Band Casino. Which is by Topeka. Yes, I looked it all up. And the casino looks very nice online. And usually if it's a not so nice casino, they don't even bother to make it look nice online. Right. You know exactly what you're getting into.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03] We have a new Martha Stewart candle from Denver Termites, Denmites, Christy and Mick. Oh, fun. Oh, it was Martha's 85th birthday.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02] Nice.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a limited edition. Get a load of this. This is new to the pub. I'm going to unwrap her next week. I have, I've been busy, but it's a limited edition Dolly Parton Barbie doll. No. Yeah. Yeah. From Texas Germite Matthew.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_02] That looks like something that would be at her truck stop.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03] Even though I want to Google this and see. I know. She should bring these back and sell them at her new gas station. Yes. God.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_01] Can we go there next week because you don't have a show?

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03] Maybe. Yay. Take a little trip if it gets too hot. Yeah. Get in the car. Great. So I'm going to unwrap this and she will sit on the desk sometimes in place of Stevie. Well, she can sit next to Cher. Yeah, she can sit up front. She's wearing a little more clothing. This desk is getting a little out of hand though. Yeah. The prayer candle's good. Here's all Chiefs people. Sometimes I think they're jinxed. There's a lot going on. Yeah. The coach. Yeah. Somebody shot somebody. I don't know.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03] And let's hope Barry Manilow is coming. You better know. Let's hope Barry's not sick. I don't know what's wrong with Barry. It just said for unforeseen circumstances. Okay. I've never used that line. No. Because I've never had to. This is a girl, my pal Matthew from Texas. I noticed you didn't have a Dolly Barbie among the Queens repped on the desk. I hope Dolly finds a place on the mantle. Yours nine to five. Matthew. Have made me laugh. Yes, Matthew. She's going to be up here if I have to get rid of, well, I could also get rid of these

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_03] things in the meantime, but whatever people don't need to know. No. Um, so I'm glad to go back on the road this week. I have friends down from St. Louis, golf with Dorf. The weather's not so awful. It's gotten out of the hundreds. Yeah. Into the nineties. We're getting there. Mm-hmm. Fishing? The rest of my friends. Go fishing. I've tried. Nothing's biting. No. It's too hot. Yeah. The fishers. The rest of my friends are panicking because they're all going to be empty nesters and all these children are flying the coop.

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_03] Just to watch everybody unravel in different ways. I'm like, wow, some people are handling this very well. Others are not. Not so much. Not so much. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so. I saw Jack turned 16. Jack turned 16, passed his test immediately. He's so tall. Well. For your family. For, yeah. I mean, that's not saying much. His dad's tall. So, hopefully. That too. Hopefully. Fun.

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_03] Queen news. I don't know why I thought this is so funny. This is what Dolly Parton had. This is a while back, but it just made a resurgence on Instagram. Uh-huh. This is what she said about Bob Dylan. Okay. I've never felt any warmth from him to me. I think I may have offended him somehow by the way I looked or the way I was. I love his music, but he's a weird buckaroo. Buckaroo! Yeah. I still use that term. That's great. It was so appropriate. That's great.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_03] Because everybody, and I have friends that are Bob Dylan fans, and they're like, yeah, he didn't play anything we knew. Really? Oh, God. He's so strange in crowds. Like, he stood in a corner, not facing the crowd. But they don't care. Right. They do not care. I guess if you can get away with it, you know, good for you. Also, so when I lived in West Hollywood, I had a very tiny little bungalow, as they would call it. It was 11 heart square feet, maybe really 1,000. 1,100 was probably generous.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03] But on my street, four houses down, was a bungalow of the same exact size owned by Dolly Parton.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_01] What?

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03] But she wasn't there all the time. On your street? She just, I think it's where she, when she came to LA for all these movies and award shows, she would stay there, and no one would ever think of her being there. It was the perfect idea. Yeah. And if it's a bunch of gay guys, they're going to leave her alone anyway. My whole street was mostly gay guys. I mean, they're going to be very excited, but they're going to act cool.

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_04] Right.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_03] Most likely. And the entire street is constantly being upgraded. Upgrades, upgrades, upgrades, upgrades. Kathleen, do you want us to do anything while you're gone to your house, while you're on the road? I'm like, are you implying there should be something?

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_01] Am I not up to code?

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Is there something you guys don't like? That's great. No, no, no. Just welcome. You're here to help. Okay. That's funny. Yeah, you can rent it for $12,000 a month. That doesn't seem bad for LA. That's right. 30 grand. I mean, but if you really wanted to go to what, I don't know what you would do in West Hollywood for an entire month.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02] You'd call Bronson and go to the Abbey.

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, you could go to the Abbey. You could go to the places on Real Housewives. Those bars are there. She bought it in 2007 for $1.2 million, although it's not ever served as her primary residence, which has also been Tennessee. Then she listed it for $1.4. That's not bad. Seven years later, she only went up $200,000. It changed hands when it sold. It sold for $1.2 million. Mm-hmm.

[00:15:47] It's...

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_03] They're pitching that there's a lot of items Dolly picked out in the house. Gotcha. So if you're a super fan, maybe. I don't know. Her hotel's opening here in like three weeks. It's out on the news. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. I did not see that. You're going to do a soft opening at the bar. I think we should go. Oh, but do you have to have an invitation for that? No. I can make Dorf do it. Dorf, I need tickets to a bar opening.

[00:16:14] Yeah.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_03] He said, do you want to go see Barry Manilow? I said, I have friends coming into town. I go, let me see if it's their bucket list thing. Right. And he goes, well, just because I have a lot of tickets. I go, okay. I'm not offering my friends 500 tickets to Barry Manilow. I did not go.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_01] Hello. Two updates. Now we're going to call Holly Bobby. Update.

[00:16:37] Oh my God.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_03] Nancy Guthrie. I know. It's a horrible situation. That Chris guy is still talking. He's still talking. He still hasn't formally invited the FBI in on it. They have to be invited into crimes, which I don't even understand why. Why can't the family say, bullshit, we're hiring the FBI? I know they're a federal agency. I get it. But I mean, I'd be raised in holy hell. Savannah's off of the Today Show again.

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02] Yep.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_03] Gone. Again, I don't care. Right. I just don't know what has now spurred this. So they've released more ransom notes that the FBI had already said were fake. Right. And they're saying that we accidentally killed her or she died or whatever. And so sorry, she's buried with the earth or something of that nature. Like, I don't. It's very strange. I don't understand any of it. I won't go deep into it because we've talked about it so many times.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03] But the fact that you are raising red flags again or alarm bells and she's making videos again. What is it? We're just not being told a lot. I mean, Savannah Guthrie is not stupid. I think she's a lawyer. She is a lawyer. And magna cum laude and all that shit. Like, smart, smart, smart. Why would you be even responding to any of this if it's all old news? What's new? They need closure. No, I know. But I mean, there's nothing new.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_02] Maybe she's in Tucson talking to the FBI going, what's really going on? Or why does this keep coming up? Or shut him up? Well. Every time. Every time there's no. Uh oh. It's Dorff. You can call him later.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_03] I'll call Dorff later.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02] That's just my two cents.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03] I don't understand why this man can is still allowed to just go to press conferences. I don't either. And I don't understand why it's still being dragged out. What do you mean? Oh, and then he said, we still got a lot of DNA to look at because you sent it to Miami when it could have been done right there in Tucson. Right. I don't. I feel bad for everyone involved except the sheriff. I do not feel bad for him. I think he's arrogant and he's in way over his head. Nanos. And asked for help.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_03] You know, if somebody has their body and you want it back, give them the money. Yeah. Pay. Yep. You've got the money. And I think Savannah would. Mm hmm. They got tons of money. Pay the guy. I don't know. I don't understand why we're still negotiating six months later with maybe real people and maybe not real people. Right. Update. Oh my God.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_03] Did you guys go watch the FIFA four part documentary? I loved it. Even if you hate soccer, watch it for the corruption. The corruption's amazing. You don't even need to like soccer.

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_01] And it's just right there.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_03] And that guy, Giannani, Giovanni, what's the guy in charge right now? Yeah. The king dude?

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01] Here.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_03] He's the king. Gianni Infantino. Yeah. He's in charge now. That. Oh, he's been summoned to Morocco this morning. Really? Yep. Well, this bastard tried to sell.

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_01] He doesn't know if he's going to go. You're done.

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_03] You're done, Gianni. What a horrible plan. He tried to sell FIFA. I know. To private investors. The number one being Josh Kushner, not Jared. Right. He's got a brother who wants in on it. Right. And I'm like, how me and Patrick are talking, how much stuff do you need or want to be happy? Now you want to buy soccer? Right. Like the Kushners? Right. Like, when is enough enough? Jared, you're building, trying to build condos in Armenia and people are mad at you and that's not worth.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Like, isn't it awesome? You're already super rich. I guess it's power. Something I just don't understand. I don't even understand wanting that much money. It just becomes another job to take care of that much money. Blah, blah, blah. But anyway, this jackass tried to sell FIFA to private investors. Not just Josh. Right. There's others that are involved. And the entire world, including Canada and the United States, said, if you do that, we will no longer play in your, quote, World Cup. Right.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03] We'll create our own that will be, but the European soccer 55 member governing body, they unanimously voted to boycott the World Cup and all FIFA organized competitions in protest of a $20 billion Wall Street takeover of the global game. A billion. So. That is, that is super breaking news. If he's been summoned to Morocco, that can't be good for Gianni. No. Oh.

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_02] And then Prince Ali bin Al Hussein has accused him of blackmail.

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_03] Mm-hmm. Well, how, how did Gianni blackmail him?

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_02] I don't know.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_03] Well, this said. We're going to have to get into this. The World Cup is not for sale.

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01] It says it's approximately a 14 minute read. Oh, Sky Sports.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, no one should ever. No part of this should ever be surrendered. This is what the, the, the governing voice is saying. Um, livid over Trump loving FIFA president Gianni Inventino's aggressive moves to commercialize global soccer. Insiders have told the newspaper European soccer bosses are very confident they could secure a landslide majority of more than 50 countries to vote against his plans.

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_03] It also means the Czech Republic voted against the plan despite the head of its soccer association initially indicating he supported the privatization idea.

[00:22:06] Oh.

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_02] Why? The head of Moroccan soccer has asked quote for his head.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_01] Oh. Sky Sports doesn't know if that means. His actual head. Actual head. Yeah. Oh. You going to go to the Middle East? Oh, what you got? Chicken in a box.

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_03] What you got? What you got? Oh. Wow. So that's just, I mean, it's so in your face. New phone it is. Do not care. Right. If I was Gianni, I'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm having a root canal. Um, can I come later? And then I'd run to the forest end of the earth. Uh huh. Um, uh, yeah. Okay. So let's call Holly Bobby and find out what's going on in, in Hollywood.

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_02] One moment, please. Wow, Dorf left you a big message.

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03] Oh no. What does he want?

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_02] Money.

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_01] Yay.

[00:22:57] Ugh.

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_03] Dorf, you were invited to golf yesterday. Claimed you had to work. You did not golf.

[00:23:04] Let's see here.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03] It's so weird on a galaxy.

[00:23:08] Holly Bobby.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_03] He's under Bobby.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, he's under Bobby? Oh, there he is. Wow, look at his picture. That's hilarious.

[00:23:16] I know.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_03] I want to get the one where he's the reporter for Southern California. Channel 5 News, I'm Bob Reed reporting. I love it. He was so cute. I love that. So cute. Um, I'm almost on time.

[00:23:32] Nice.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_03] Six minutes late. It's only five after eight out there.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_00] Hola. Buenos dias.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_01] Buenos dias. How are you?

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_00] How are you? How are you? I am like lying horizontal right now. I'm so exhausted.

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_01] Did you want us to call you back? No.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_00] I thought I was going to miss the podcast because I set my alarm and I hit snooze. I went back to bed. I'm so tired.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_03] Wow. What were you out driving to LA and back for your Hollywood meetings?

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_00] Oh my God. Yes. I went to a super secret screening at Lionsgate. I cannot tell you what I saw, but it was fantastic.

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, I know.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_00] I know. It was a breakfast and I saw some scenes. I know. I saw some scenes.

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03] Did they actually serve breakfast? Did you get a free breakfast?

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_00] I got a free breakfast at the edition in West Hollywood. I love the edition.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, oh, oh. Don't you love it? It's beautiful. It's wonderful. Yeah, I won't. It's wonderful. It's not my favorite favorite though, but I'm not saying my favorite because I don't want people to go there.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02] No, but a song might've been released about it.

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, there sure was by a very popular country singer.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_00] Mm-hmm. No, I know your favorite because we talked about it before. Yeah, because it's quiet. It's a sunset marquee.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03] Shh. We were going to keep that aside, Bob.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_00] You talked about it on the podcast.

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, well, I do like it because if they do have parties at night in the bar, you don't even know what there's a back bar in the jungle and that's what I like. Anyway, why are you so tired from that?

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_00] I did that. I had to get up at five o'clock. I had to drive to the West Hollywood. I had to be there by 10 a.m. Oh, my God. In termites, it's like a two and a half hour, two hour, 45 minute drive from Palm Springs. On a good day. Yep. Then I had to go get my new badge at Warner Brothers and have a meeting.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_01] Yay!

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_00] That's a Burbank.

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_01] First day of school.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_00] And then I had to go to Sony and bring champagne. Oh, no. Because they have the number one movie in the world, Spider-Man. Yeah. New Day. So we met and had some champagne. And then I had a dinner at Hermosa Beach. Oh, Jesus. And then we were at Palm Springs.

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_03] God, you need a helicopter for that trip. Why are you in charge of taking Sony champagne? Right.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_00] Because I need to book. I need their talent for bookings. He needs his. Oh, you need Spider-Man?

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Yeah.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Well, that's a very, very long day. It's a long day. And then you drove all the way back to Palm Springs?

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_00] I didn't get home till 920 at night last night. Gross.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_03] Oh.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_00] I know. And then I had to have a couple of martinis to decompress and take a sleeping pill.

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_01] Rinse and spin.

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03] You're going to be tired all day. Well, do you have any Hollywood gossip that we should know about as lay people in the middle of the country? You pay no attention.

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_00] Well, I'm more interested in Aaron Rodgers' outburst yesterday. Oh.

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03] Baby. He's so exhausting. Yep. The season hasn't even started and every morning shows about him mild enough and he's still mad about COVID. Move on, Aaron. Right. Whatever your opinion of COVID was. It was too much. It was too little. It was too late. It was too rushed. New subject. Yep. New phone who dis. We're not talking about COVID anymore, you freak. And why are you so mad at Fauci? I mean, I don't want to get political. I don't even know what he's really mad about. No.

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03] He just wants attention. Yep. And he's insatiable.

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_00] It's ridiculous. But you know who I want to hear from about COVID? I want to hear about COVID from his wife, Brittany. What does she have to say about it?

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03] Right. His wife, Brittany, who no one's ever met. Who nobody's ever seen. And she apparently hates publicity. And I'm sure all the TMZ people and everybody that have tried to find Brittany have been unsuccessful so far. I don't know why. Right.

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, wow. Yeah. Why? That's more interesting. I mean, this is like it's I woke up and I'm getting like all these like alerts about Aaron Rodgers.

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03] And Aaron Rodgers is a quarterback. If you don't follow football, he is for the Pittsburgh Steelers again this year. He's got one. He says it's his last year. He's old for a quarterback. He's 41 or 42, maybe. 42.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_00] It came up in the news alerts.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, my God. Well, and then the Steelers organization has to make a statement about that. You know, is this what we want to be doing in preseason? Having meetings about writing statements about Aaron mouthing off on the Pat McAfee show. And Pat, come on. Pat can't keep up.

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_02] There is Aaron.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_04] There's a famous. There's a famous.

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_02] There's a. R.I. T.T. A.N.I. For encouraging him to reunite with his family.

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_00] They did. Maybe. I know.

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_02] Maybe he has a split personality.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03] I just go back in the darkness. Yeah. Wherever that was for you, Aaron, if you could return to the darkness, that'd be so great for everyone else. Oh, he talked about the Diana Rossini, Mike Rabel scandal. Oh, yeah. He blasted that. Yeah. Because she's a reporter, too. And she has inside information. She works for the NFL. Nobody gave them any backlash. Like, they all just kind of went, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I mean.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_00] Well, yeah. They got caught. And, you know, and everybody's moved on from that. And it's not a big deal.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03] Well, here's the part. Is she. Google paddles. Is she still a reporter for. No. No. I don't think she is. She got fired. Oh, yeah.

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02] No, she resigned. She resigned. I think it was a.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Then we, then we, then we moved on. Right. And if his wife has moved on, what do we have to say about that? Nothing. If Mike Rabel's wife, he was the coach of the Titans and the Patriots. Oh, yeah. Who sports. She's a quote, former journalist. She's a former journalist. Former.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_00] Former.

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03] Now, what are you? You're also a former girlfriend because the wife's back in the picture. You're a former everything.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_00] And you know what else I woke up to this morning?

[00:29:34] What?

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_00] Elon Musk crashing missiles into the moon. What's going on? Rockets into the moon.

[00:29:40] What? What?

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01] Did you have a late, late martini?

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03] What kind of news are you reading about?

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_01] I don't, I don't know. Is that on Facebook? I haven't seen.

[00:29:50] No.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_03] Grandpa, is that on the facial book?

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_00] No, it's not. I got news alerts from Reuters. Elon Musk.

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know. Moon missiles. Moon missiles? Rockets? Rockets. Rockets. Rockets. Big difference? Okay. Rockets. He's shooting them at the moon on purpose?

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_00] Yes. Oh, yeah. They did it. What?

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, 22 hours ago. Well, how can he do that?

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_02] He will place a SpaceX rocket on a 5,400 mile per hour collision with the moon in hours.

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_00] Why?

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_02] I don't know.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_00] Why are you wrecking the moon? I don't know. I kept trying to go scroll down and look and look and look.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_02] There's an abandoned 9,000 pound rocket that crashed into the moon.

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_00] I'm sorry it's not Hollywood news, but I- That's okay. That's okay.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_02] I think we need to, this is how, yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_03] Well, we could talk just one little minute.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02] It's a stray SpaceX rocket.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_03] Did it hit it? It strayed. Oh, it strayed. Mm-hmm.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02] The White House is looking into it.

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_03] Well, then like any, like a car accident, he should get the bill for the moon damage. And just say, sorry your car went off the road and into the barn, but you had a wreck.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_01] We're not going to have a full moon for a long time.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_03] That is, God, he's a mad man. Take it out. Take it out.

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_00] You guys, I like, that's why I'm like going, what's going on? And then like, and then like, here's the other thing too, that's happening in Palm Springs. Wow. So like, we'll say like, oh, hey, we got invited to this party, a happy hour for somebody's birthday on Monday after work.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_03] When can you tell me about this secret movie before you continue? Yeah.

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_00] I have to ask them if I can talk about it.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_03] Well, you can tell us.

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_00] It's really scary. No, the termites will, no, no. Is it a scary movie?

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_03] Termites will rejoice. Did you say it's a scary?

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_00] It's intense. It's a thriller and it's a part of a franchise. And I was like very surprised at how good it was. Okay. All right.

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_03] So anyway, what were you going to say? You woke up to the moon and.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. There was Google alerts about Aaron Rodgers, the moon rockets crashing into the moon. And then we got invited to this party Monday for a happy hour. Oh, this is what's happening. This is like, this is what's happening in Palm Springs these days. Okay. Uh, so we go to this party and I go, oh, where's, where's Gary and Tom? Why aren't they here? And cause we were celebrating Ty's birthday. Okay. And they go, oh, they're at the Odyssey. Everyone is going to the Odyssey.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_00] It's like, oh. Everyone's going. I know. It's like, we're like, oh, what are you doing for Carol's birthday? Oh, she's going to go see the Odyssey. Oh, well.

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_04] Well, I can't get a ticket before the 24th of.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03] I know. I know. And then I had two tickets. And then I want to go stand by. Dorf can't sit still for three hours. Dorf can't sit that long. He'll go crazy. I'll go with you. I mean, he needs, he'd had to be. You want to go with me on the 24th of August? Sure.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01] It's all I got.

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_03] Bob, I have just a tiny bit of breaking news too. So, um, I was talking to Brian Dorfman and he informed me John Heffron, our little friend of Forever and Ever is currently opening for Barry Manilow.

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_00] I heard John sent me a photo of Barry on stage. He was on stage and sent a photo. Yeah.

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_03] Well, I just, I mean, he's doing his regular comedy shows too, but he, these are, you know, just a bunch of shows in a row and John was off. So he said, yeah. Um, but I just talked to John, uh, the day before yesterday and then today, well, it started yesterday. Barry Manilow has canceled his Lexington performance. It doesn't say why. And I just said to John, what kind of curse have you put on these old people? Totally.

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_03] You've done one show and the thing's already falling apart.

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_04] What are you doing? Oh no.

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_03] Isn't that crazy though? Cause we've been talking about Barry for so long and you see him in Palm Springs and now John is on a, um, a bus with his, all his people. Can you believe it? A lot going on. I never thought, none of us ever thought open mic night would take us to these places. It's like, Hey, go down to that thing. Start telling some jokes. You're not going to believe you're going to be on Barry Manilow's tour bus 20 years from now. On a bus with Barry. Boing. Barry flies.

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03] Barry's not on the bus for the record. Got it.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. He sent me a picture of Barry on stage and he was on the side and he, and it just was random. And I said, I love Barry Manilow.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_04] I know. He's wonderful. Funny.

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_03] Um, the, the other thing I think we should mention Hollywood and then we'll leave you to lay horizontally on your bed until you can get your shit together. Cover. Um, Ariana Grande has left. She's going to, she's gonna, it's a good though. She needs to look. Well, that's what's a body shame, whatever. Well, nobody said anything about Karen Carpenter and look, look at the result.

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. We love Karen Carpenter. Yeah. By the way, by the way, on my drive from Hermosa beach back to Palm Springs, I was on the six Oh five driving through Downey. And I was thinking about the Carpenters. Is that where they're from? And that's where they're from.

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_03] Right. Oh, yeah. Well, I did a gig in Long Beach in a big ass theater that is called the Carpenter Center and it's named for the Carpenters. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But that's good. It's good. Yeah. She needs, she's going to finish this tour though.

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_00] That's what she said. Yeah.

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_03] What would she even sing? Do I know anything? She sings Ariana Grande.

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. You probably do. She has a lot of hits. I love her. Do her duet was the weekend is really good. I don't know that one. I don't like him. Put it on. I like him. That was like, Oh, during speaking of COVID, let's bring this full circle. Okay. When, you know, I don't know if you remember this, but like at eight o'clock at night, everyone would, you know, go out and bang their pots and pans and clap for all the first responders that were responding. This was in downtown LA.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_03] That's bigger cities. We're doing that. The rest of it. We weren't. Nobody here was doing that.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_04] Nope.

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_00] And I just remember this guy up in the penthouse, we were on the 10th floor and he was probably on like the 23rd floor and he would play the weekends, the blinding lights and I, and he would just dance and he was just wasted or high every night at eight o'clock for a year. And that's, that's why I liked the weekend. Okay.

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_03] Well, I was just, I thought she was a Broadway person. I didn't understand. She also was a pop person.

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_00] She was a child star. She had all those hit shows on Nickelodeon. I think Scott Kennedy guest starred on one of her shows.

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_03] I didn't know that. How? Yeah. All right.

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_00] Um, anyway, so she was a child star, huge child, uh, as a teenager, huge Nickelodeon star.

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_03] Well, she's not addressing the fact that she is extremely thin. She is just saying she's going to go take care of herself. And I think that's totally fine. You don't need to get into all of it. Just say, see you later alligator. And go get some food.

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Well, yeah, but that's the thing that like you're saying, it's like, you know, it's like, like, yeah, take care of yourself. This woman has had like a big couple of years, like with these wicked movies. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, and all the publicity for all that stuff.

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_03] I know she's polyamorous. You got it.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_01] Remember what she's like, like your dad. No, she's just polyamorous or something.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_03] She likes everybody. I mean, is that what that means?

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_01] I like, yeah, I read something.

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, because she might've been with that one lady. I don't know.

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_01] The other lady that was in the thing. Let's not always see the pictures. Yeah.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02] No, she came out and said that we're, well, we're together. I don't know what that means to the children.

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I don't think she was together because Cynthia Erivo has a girlfriend.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, it means many loves in Greek and Latin. Hmm. Polyamory. Hmm.

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_00] Well, she's very open. Her, her brother is in on Broadway, Broadway musical Titanic. And he's very good.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_03] What the fuck? Why did you just say it like that?

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_00] Because it's a play. It's a musical and it's kind of like a parody of Celine Dion and Titanic song. Oh, you would like it.

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Well, there were videos of Celine Dion speaking to that online and a lot of people were complaining about her voice, but here's the deal. Why? Because it wasn't that good. And she's, but I don't know what's good or not because she's singing a song completely in French that I've never heard of. And I can understand some French, but I'm still confused. I'm trying to figure out the words of the song and I don't know if she's singing it right or not. I have no idea. Well, I just know a lot of people are saying it ain't right. It's not up to par.

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_00] Well, I'm one of them. I'm going to give Celine, well, I'm going to give her a pass because, you know, she has a beautiful voice.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_03] She has stiff man syndrome. I don't even know how she's walking around.

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_01] She likes Paris.

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_03] I watched a whole documentary on her having stiff man syndrome.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_00] And? She's also recovering. Is she recovering?

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know. She's out doing concerts now. Maybe they found a magic cocktail or something. It happens. What? Did it cure narcissism? Oh.

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_02] You're such a hater. Come on. How? Come on. If you watch that show. Come on.

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_01] Well, everyone needs to hear my voice again. She does think a lot of herself. I am the best singer of all time. Whoa. Well. Chill out, lady. Well.

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_03] Come on. Well, she's probably in the top five. She's got a wonderful voice, but maybe somebody else should say that like a publicist.

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Or one of. They built a whole coliseum at Caesars Palace. I think she's doing something right.

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_01] She's doing many things right.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03] She's a very good promoter of her own self interest. I like that she is over the top Frenchie dramatic. It's, it's highly entertaining. Every once in a while. But you know, you know who likes her the most? At least the Vegas shows, because two of my friends worked those shows. All of the Asian countries.

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_02] Hell yeah. They buy all the tickets first.

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. They're so excited to see her. Like the ones that fly to Vegas to gamble. They call them whales. They'll go pick them up in private jets. And that's what they want. Yeah. They do. They pick them up from China in a private jet to fly them over. That's how money, how much money that guy will probably lose. You could send a private jet, but that's one of their demands. Celine Dion tickets. They also love Carrie Underpants. Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_00] She's at Resorts World and you don't like Resorts World and I like Resorts World.

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_03] I don't like Resorts World. No. It's too far away. It's too clean. And it's too clean and too mall-like. Yeah. I don't know what the rooms are like, but...

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_01] But Liberace's car is there.

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. The car thing is cool and I don't even like cars, but his is so, so, so, so, so gay. You can't not like... It's fabulous. It's like diamond encrusted. Fabulous.

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_00] But... Wait, Liberace was gay? Shut up. A little bit. Yeah.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_03] Who was it? Somebody this weekend goes, I just, I didn't even know that. I didn't know that till right now. Who are we talking about? I don't know who you were with. Um, God damn that. It was an obvious one.

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_02] Where are you downtown?

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, Barry Manilow. I was talking to Dorf about Barry Manilow and then my friend was like, wait, he's gay? What? Like... Oh my gosh. He announced like 20 years ago he had a husband. Yeah. It's not a secret. No. Whatever. Good for him. All right, Bobby. That's a wonderful report. Are you gonna do anything fantastic this week? Are you gonna book somebody that we all wanna see?

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_00] Yes. I'm in the process of doing that. I have to open my emails and see where I'm at. This... I... I gotta tell you something. I can't do these road trips back to LA. I'm gonna have to go back to LA for a couple days a week and work. I...

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. It's too much. I figured it's too much in the car and the traffic and everybody's aggressive and it's not a fun drive.

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_00] No. Like... One more thing before we go. Um, I went to that intersection where Tower Records used to be on Sunset Boulevard. Yep. You know where the big sinkhole...

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, did you see the sinkhole? Oh.

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. It's all gone. It's covered. It's all... It's all done. They fixed it.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_03] I would not drive over that. Wow. I'd be scared. Very fast.

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_00] I took a picture. I'll show you. Okay. I meant to send it to you last night before I went to bed because I wanted you to see it. It's like nothing happened.

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_03] Wow. Wow. Welcome to LA. I don't know if I believe all that. That's some shoddy construction. We're good.

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_00] And you know what else they're doing in LA? Which I've never seen in my entire life and I've lived in California and Orange County and LA my entire life.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_04] Mm-hmm.

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_00] They're fixing the sidewalks. They pulled up all the sidewalks like on Santa Monica Boulevard and on La Brea.

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_03] Good. Because they're trying to woo people back. Because a lot of them were shitty, especially for the drunks. Yeah. Because they were uneven. And then the drunkies would fall down.

[00:42:59] Uneven.

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. They were like a 90 degree angle. Yeah. Where the micestries were. They're terrible.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03] It was like they'd been earthquakeed. Yes. Seriously. And then stuck like that. Yes. Yeah. Well, that's good news.

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_00] That is some good news from Hollywood. All right.

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_03] We are going to call you after. I am watching the Pan Am thing on Netflix about the plane crash in 1988.

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. I almost turned that on.

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_03] Well, here's the problem. It's very well done. But sometimes that Scottish accent is, I can't understand it at all. Yep. It's so guttural. There's a lot of Scottish things going on, which I love. And I love Scotland, but it's hard to understand. And I don't know.

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_00] But my niece said to use subtitles. That's all we do now is do subtitles.

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_03] Oh yeah. That's a good idea.

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_00] Close caption. Close caption. The kids did the children do that. Yeah, I'll do it. Do it. All right.

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Holly, Bobby, I hope you feel better. I hope you're not so tired. Do you have to go back to LA this week?

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_00] No, I have to go next week. Maybe I'll report from there.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_03] Okay.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_00] Do a live report. From the sinkhole. Go to the sinkhole. Okay. Okay. You decide from the sinkhole or from my new office at Warner Brothers.

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, your new office at Warner Brothers. We can see a sinkhole anywhere. Yeah.

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, by the way, real quick. They shoot shrinking right next to us and the pit. So.

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_03] Oh. Oh, okay. The pit. I don't know what shrinking is. I love that show.

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_04] Harrison Ford. Yeah. Yeah. He's great.

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, yeah. Yep.

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_04] And the pit's like the best ever. Okay.

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_03] Warner Brothers it is. And you can describe your new office. I hope you get a window.

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_00] I do. I have a little window. Okay. Nice. All right. Thank you for calling me.

[00:44:45] [SPEAKER_01] Feel better. Feel better. Bye, Bobby.

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_00] Bye.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_01] Bye, Bobby.

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_00] A hovel.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_03] It's like an indoor cabin on a cruise ship. Here's this little round. I have a hovel. Here's your round little window to the world, Bob. Your window to the stars, if you will. I'm turning your phone off. Dorf wrote, yes. What? I don't know. About what? You can figure this out later. Oh. All right. Holy shit, they found it. We're moving on.

[00:45:14] We're moving on.

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_03] This is the cutest thing. One of the cutest little critters. A rare Cozumel Fox once feared extinct has been photographed in the wild, giving conservationists new hope that the species is still surviving. The elusive animal was captured back near Cancun back in 2023, but the images have only been recently leased to the public because they don't want people to go hunt them, I'm sure.

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Yeah. It, they've put it on the extinct list for 20 years. Really? Yeah. And he's not extinct. He's adorable. He looks like a baby fox because he's a dwarf fox, but he still looks like a full grown fox. Mm-hmm. Very happy to hear that. Like it. Good job. Oh, I'm going to talk about this next week with Holly Bobby. Okay. Yeah. It's going to be a good one. Um, this is very exciting for Chicago. I would be so into this. We moving on to news. Oh yeah.

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_03] Moving on to news. Sorry. Yeah. Um, it's this week. Uh, well, what's the date today? Today is the 5th of August. Oh, well, this will be out tomorrow. You go tomorrow. If you hear it in time, uh, the, the Chicago ducky Derby returns on, uh, August 6th, 20, 2026, 85,000 rubber ducks. Like the little yellow ones for your bathtub. Awesome. We'll splash into the Chicago river at 1 PM racing from Columbus drive bridge.

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_03] You can adopt a dog for $10 with each entry, giving you a chance, uh, to win prizes. The free Derby festival, they dump 85,000 of these things out of a truck. I've seen it. It's so, it's so great. It's really cool. The Ducks support special Olympics and the ducks are collected clean and reused after the race. So there'll be no littering. So no one needs to start complaining about that. Um, cool. This is very exciting news.

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_03] If you're a history person and I love history after nearly 200, I'm going to do it in a British accent. It deserves my best attempt. After nearly 200 years, the tower of London is bringing back its moat. Oh, wow. Cool. Converting the historic fortress grounds into a network of wetlands, rain gardens and learning ponds. Nice. What's a learning pond? I don't know.

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_03] Um, so they're bringing the moat back. That's awesome. That's fantastic. Like let's get this thing going, especially cause you're already charging people, you know, whatever 50, 60 bucks. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've gone. Um, just make it up. Meadows, rain gardens. The tower has been mostly dry since 18th, 1840s when it was drained because after a notoriously, it was a foul smelling before that it served as a defensive and practical purpose, but centuries

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_03] of silt waste and poor drainage left it unusable as a water feature. Hmm. Um, yeah, I didn't know that. The moat restoration is part of a $70 million redevelopment of the tower of London. The wider program will add new community spaces, learning centers and public assets to the site's architectural archive along with improvements aimed at education, sustainability and conservation. Nice. The bringing the moat back. The moat. This is the kind of shit I'm focused on in government. I like it. Where's the moat? Where's your moat?

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_03] Where's the moat? Where's your reflecting pond? Dear. Um, hold on.

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_02] I, well... What's going on with the reflecting pond? Who's he mad at? It's very political. I know.

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_03] But just quickly, who's he mad at? He's mad at Janine Pirro. Oh, right. Okay. Nevermind. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_03] I'm not saying that. Why can't we put some fish in there?

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_04] I think you're allowed to wade in it.

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_03] I'm not sure. Are you? I don't know. Don't wade in it till you check it out.

[00:49:30] God.

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_03] I never in my life thought that I would have three news stories involving handbags. Because I don't really give a shit about handbags. It's not my thing. Three? No. Yeah. I'd much rather, I don't know, spend money on anything. I don't... Okay. Louis Vuitton... Oh boy. ...put an $18,000 lobster handbag on the runway. It fits a phone, maybe a set of keys, and absolutely no lobster.

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_03] Somewhere a guy on a dock in Maine is selling the real thing, meaning a lobster, for 11 bucks a pound. Wow. Turns out he's the one getting robbed. Wow. There's a picture of it, and it's got the Louis Vuitton brown and gold print and all that, and it's in the shape of a lobster. Why you would want that? I do not know. Okay. Also, the most expensive handbag ever sold at auction was not preserved in perfect condition behind glass.

[00:50:30] [SPEAKER_03] Jane Birkin actually used it. The black leather was scratch stained and covered with full signs of life, making it feel like an untouched luxury product with more of a personal, but more of a personal artifact. Oh. Hermes... Hermes? I don't know how... Hermes... Hermes...

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_02] Hermes...

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_03] Hermes... Hermes created the prototype for Jane Birkin after she told the company executive with Jean-Louis Dumas that she needed a bigger, more functional bag as a young mother. Oh! The design was reportedly sketched on their chance meeting on a flight. It does not look like a diaper bag. The enormous price... At all. Guess how much?

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_02] How much? For the original?

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. It just went on for auction. Wow. It's gotta be millions. Yep. Take a stab in the dark. Five.

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_04] Really?

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_03] Eight. Eight. More? Yep. More than eight million? Well, with taxes and fees and everything, ten million. Ten million bucks. Right. Big diaper bag. I'd rather have the lobster one for 18.

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_01] You know what? I think I do like... I'd rather have lobster.

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_03] I think I do like the lobster, now that you've presented it against this Hermes, Hermes, whatever.

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_01] Hi, baby cat.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, baby cat, look what I have for you. You're gonna love this. I have a cocaine... No, it's not really... Well, it's catnip, but they call it a cat doobie. And it pops out of the thing like this. I've been waiting for you to come back. It's from the Denver Grimmites. Here. Oh, I smell it. Crungy cat. There's the catnip. Get it, baby cat. No. She'll get it later. Didn't even move. She moved her head. Wow. She's pouting and she saw my suitcase and blah, blah, blah.

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_03] She mad at you. Great news for Tennessee! I saw this yesterday. Okay. Marsha Blackburn. I'm gonna keep putting these political ads up because all of them make me laugh.

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_01] Who's the guy with the flamethrower?

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, shit. I can't remember his name. The flamethrower one, he just goes, we're gonna burn shit down and... Washington is just corrupt. And he sets a steel trash can on fire. It's so great. But Marsha has a new one. And she thinks... She clearly thinks this is the most clever thing that anyone has ever come up with. She goes, here in Tennessee, our children... And I'm not exaggerating. Children are gonna learn.

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_03] We're gonna have a new way in Tennessee. And it's gonna be called Bail to Bail, No Sail. And then she sits back waiting for a round of applause that you made two words rhyme. Sail and Bail. Wow. That you can't have. But here's a great Tennessee law. Rusty Crow. Rusty Crow. Rusty Crow. We're putting all this in here.

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_02] The Republicans, it's their primary tomorrow.

[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, there's hardly any... There's no Democrat I ask to make fun of or I would. Right. They're all bad. The infighting is hilarious. Yeah. Marsha Blackburn, the guy running against her, she needs to stay in the Senate because they both want to be governor. We're... Yeah, I'm putting it all on the schnotes. It's highly entertaining. John Rose must be...

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_04] Where do you buy a flamethrower like that?

[00:53:37] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know. I'm gonna Google it. Okay. I love fire. You can't have fire. I'm like, that guy gets my vote just for having that. Yeah, you can't have... Stop that. Yeah, sorry. I know. I'll do it all day. Thank you. Here's some stuff that it has passed in Tennessee. Political flamethrowers. Are you ready, ladies and gentlemen? Mm-hmm. Tennessee residents who have their hearts set on a pet raccoon just got some great news.

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_03] A new state law took effect this month eliminates the permit fee once required to legally own one, part of a broader batch of Tennessee laws that kicked in this July. Yes. The change was sponsored by State Senate Joey Hensley, Republican, and another guy, and... This is crazy. Two or three Republican?

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_03] Under previous rules, protective raccoon owners had to pay a $31 fee for a possession permit. That is gone. You take that $31, you buy that raccoon a nice bed. Right. My friend who works on the house here sometimes says his uses a litter box. Buy a fancy litter box. The raccoon uses a litter box? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That'd be fun. Yeah. My friend Deuce has a lot of crazy things in his house.

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_03] That fee is gone. Though other requirements still... Oh, legally owned one still apply. The raccoon must come from a legal source. Well, here's your guys' big problem. Most of the people I know that have a raccoon, which is more than one would think, it was an abandoned baby or whatever. Oh. I mean, they didn't go capture a live one and try to tame it, is what I'm saying. So they didn't need a permit. Right. Because they didn't get it.

[00:55:23] [SPEAKER_03] The raccoon must come from a legal source, be vaccinated, be a non-native animal, and must not have been captured. Pulling a raccoon out of the wild and keeping it remains against the law. They also continued the TWR at Tennessee Wildlife Association. They cautioned raccoon ownership altogether, noting on the website that the animals can

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_03] carry disease and tend to grow very territorial and aggressive once they hit sex maturity. How old's that? I don't know. Probably only like one or two. You know, my Google search is going to be crazy today. What? One of the guys that demanded the bill be passed, he said he's heard from a large number of Tennesseans eager for change. One year. He described, one year, yeah.

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_03] He described the response as hundreds, maybe thousands of people have reached out excited about the prospect of owning a raccoon. There you go. Don't tell me things aren't happening in this state. Things are amazing.

[00:56:28] It's crazy.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_03] Here's some more money to piss away. How much would you pay for a letter from a guy the night before he died on the Titanic? Not a famous person, just a person. Henry Price Hodges. How much would you pay for this letter? It just went on auction. I just think that's kind of morbid and it should go to his family.

[00:56:49] Right.

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_03] You know? Yes. We have his full name. Right. Somebody paid $60,000 for it. Hmm. Yeah. Isn't that a weird thing? Yeah. Especially when you don't know Henry. And all he's doing is talking about the weather was great. Right. Well, I mean until it wasn't.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_01] Until it wasn't.

[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_03] Well, until they had the same.

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_01] That's an understatement, but okay. Okay.

[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_03] Um, let's talk about, this is, this is a rabbit hole. Okay. That I went down and I could not get out of it. And then I went, then I went on YouTube. So there's this woman in California who claims she's a prophet and an apostle.

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_02] Oh God.

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_03] I saw this. I don't really know what the super Christian people define as apostle. As an apostle? Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a little too, I don't know these terms. Anyway, her name is Catherine Crick and people are sending a lot alarm bells, a big like, so I go on the YouTube rabbit hole. Mm hmm. What I like is when the good Christians, like there's a man and a woman from like Milwaukee

[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_03] or somewhere and they're just your regular, uh, Christian, Christian people. Mm hmm. They're not Catholic. They're not, they're just Christian. They go through one of her speeches. Okay. And they stop and say, okay, what she just said, here's what the Bible actually says. Oh, nice. So it's Christian on Christian. Cause you, nobody's going to want to hear from the Catholics. Nobody's going to want to hear from the Jews on this stuff. No, no, no. This is their own.

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_03] So let's get their own people involved. And you tell me, is she real or not? Right. Well, all of them. Mm hmm. And I don't think it's jealousy. I don't think they're mad. No. So the one I flicked on was about who is this lady? Well, she went to LA from New York where from before that. I'm not sure. I think upstate New York. I don't know.

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_04] Okay.

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_03] She wanted to be an actress, actor that didn't work out. So then she wanted to be a Christian singer. I didn't even know there was Christian music till I was like 40 years old. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like Christian rock. Right. And now at least once every six months, months, I am tricked at my dentist office. Cause I like some of it. And I think, huh, that's a good song. And then just go, Oh, Oh, sweetheart. That's the Christian channel. Mm hmm. I'm like, Oh, I got tricked again. Anyway.

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_03] Um, it's a love song. So she wanted Christian singer is very specific. It's a niche thing. You're not mainstream. The most of them are not. Right. Um, so you're trying to slide in cause she's pretty. She, she's a very attractive person. Right. Um, so none of that worked. No, the actor gig, the Christian singer gig. So guess what? Next I'll be a preacher person. Right. Right. She calls herself an apostle.

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_04] Oh boy.

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. What that means to them. I don't really know. Okay. I tried to watch it. She was given the title by a super crazy preacher guy, uh, somewhere in South Africa. Yeah. Oh, here I'll just South Africa. I know. Don't people really, uh, I hard let's you, I'm going to let's use church leaders one. Okay. Cause this is, I saw that who is Catherine Kirk and why are people Crick? Sorry. And why are people raising alarms?

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_03] Footage of Catherine Crick reportedly importing God's loves and healings to followers has sparked renewed warning from Christians. People, um, start shaking when they get in front of her and gyrate and flip around like a bass. And then she says you're healed. But like she did it to a kid with, I think cerebral palsy. I think that was the problem. The kid needed to use the walker. Yep. Well, after she did her magic spells, nothing worked. The kid walked away the same way the kid came up.

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_04] Right.

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_03] So she's doing healing things too. Mm hmm. So this isn't just, I'm, I'm a preacher person on Sunday afternoon with a positive message. Like so many of those mega church guys that they look all do she and broy. They look like bro in their jeans and whatever. Um, uh, YouTuber and Bible teacher Mike Winger described Crick as a cult leader with false teachings, false practices, and a history of connections with evil men. Whoa. Wow. Mike ain't holding back.

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_03] Evil men. Winger played a clip from 2004 when some of Crick's followers, it's a hard last name to say, showered her with what he called worship love on her birthday. Winger, who has called out, uh, called her, um, a false prophet, prophet who is accepting worship from her followers who only belongs to God. You're not supposed to worship your preacher person. False prophet. Mm hmm. Yep.

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_03] Um, if anybody who listens to this woman finds themselves at the fire in the fires of hell at the end of their life, it's on them because they do not know their Bible well enough to do that. This is not how we treat any leader in the body of Christ except for Jesus himself. Right?

[01:02:02] Phew.

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_03] This is a lot of infighting. A lot of infighting. It's high level. It's high level. It's a high level. Evangelist Shane Winnings also called Crick a heretic and warned about her predatory practices. In a February, 20, 25 video, he accused Crick of blasphemy for claiming her spiritual father serves as a mediator with God. Wow. Oh.

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_03] On, on July, in July, conservative author Allie Beth Stuckey reposted a clip of Crick's activity in the Houston bookstore. There's some girl goes up, she's doing a book signing and then she needs, says she needs to be healed and then Crick does a little spell and the kid, the person like flips out and is, you know, flopping. I saw that on TikTok. Right. Well, I saw that one of the books are, this lady said no matter your belief about spiritual gifts, there's no biblical precedence for this.

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_03] This is not godly. This is not edifying. At best, it's a show for attention and at worst, demonic activity. Yeah. Yeah, the devil's here. Opening these portals left in a Barnes and Noble for Christ's sake. Yeah. Yeah. But one comment, commenter, this is, I always am more outside rather than inside fighting on these. I feel this way. If Crick is indeed an apostle, anointed of God as an apostle, don't miracles, signs and

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_03] wonders take place? Ask the people who claim they're being healed. She has indicated that the criticism of her ministry comes from jealousy. Oh. These people aren't jealous. No. No, no, no. They're successful. Right. I mean, the video to YouTube things I saw, those people, that couple from the northern Midwest, they have books and they do their thing. They're fine. Oh, wow. This is where it gets crazy. I'm sorry if this is too long of a rabbit hole. A video.

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_03] This is 200 fans at a Houston bookstore. Shows people convulsing and falling over while Crick talks to and prays for them. In the caption, she wrote, God's power is not limited to the four walls of a church. No, you can toddle on down to the Barnes and Noble and have all the fun you want. Being set free from disease, bondage of the past, and receiving an impartation from God.

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_04] Hmm.

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_03] Some Christians warn that Crick's followers are being dangerously deceived and manipulated. She's also young-ish. Probably 30? How old is she? 35. She's 35. 35. I guessed that one pretty. So young people don't want to see grandpa up there or grandma. No. So she's reflecting like them. Right. She dresses regular, normal person. She took advantage of that though.

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_03] She is the author of The Secret Anointing, Unlock Your Deliverance. She initially moved to LA to pursue acting and singing. Nine years ago, 5F Church, that's the name of her church, began a worship night. She explained the rest and then she goes on to say I was great and I just got better. But she hangs out with this spiritual father in Tanzania. Yeah. Oh, Africa, yeah. Tanzania. Yeah, look him up. Oh my God.

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_03] Put it in the schnotes. It's the rise. I think it's rising. I think these people, and then, oh, her headshot. But she has on like a white gown. So she looks like an angel. Oh my gosh. Okay. No. No. She has a massive following online. They said more than a half million Instagram followers. Well, I have 400,000. Yeah. So am I a cult leader? Well, I'm not preaching anything. I'm just showing you pictures and videos of cats and fish like cats.

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04] Exactly.

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_03] Different. Here's my drunk friend trying to hit a golf ball hungover. Um, but the kids, the children. Yeah. Uh, this Houston bookstore thing is what started all this. I gotcha. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Um, one lady said it was the best day of her life. I'll never forget how powerfully I was touched by the anointing of the book signed. I couldn't stay on my feet as I stepped forward to have my book signed. Well, I hope you floated.

[01:06:16] Wow.

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_03] Not everyone's convinced. Whoa. Somebody wrote a lot happening here. I'm just wondering as a Christian who has received and seen a ton of healing, why do these people tremble and shake and seize? What's so different about this specific healing over others? Mm-hmm. Maybe this is where they get real inside baseball. Yes. That would not even occur to me. Nope. I wouldn't even, um, yeah.

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_03] Her Tanzanian minister, prophet, Jor, Jor, not George, George Davey for helping her ministry.

[01:06:49] Who?

[01:06:50] [SPEAKER_03] It's a lot. Just say it.

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_01] Go check it out.

[01:06:53] [SPEAKER_03] There is how many, Google 5F Church, see where the address is in LA. I want to know where this is happening. Where is 5, 5F? Yeah. That's what it says. I don't know what that stands for about.

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_02] What's her name, Catherine?

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_03] Crick. K-R-I-C. Let's see. Based in Los Angeles. Where? Right. Address. Where in LA? She in like some cheap warehouse. Cheap warehouse. I like that you just- That's where they start. These things rise out of weird ass places.

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_03] Things where there aren't other things. Oh, it's-

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_03] I'm not judging. 1050 Hill Street in Los Angeles. Let's see where that is. I have no, I've never heard of Hill Street. And I did, I was there for quite some time, but that doesn't mean, you know, maybe it's a big deal. I don't know. Wow. You should see this picture of her on the front of, we're totally gonna put this on in the schnos. Oh, Sunday teaching for the children. She has a program for the children?

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_04] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_03] I wouldn't be sending my children in there. Nope. The ones I forgot to have. No. Yeah, it looks like a, yeah. Like a converted warehouse, cause the rent's probably cheap. Yeah, but lots of glass. Oh. Lots of glass. Well, glass is expensive.

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_01] Well, she's got a buck, I think.

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_04] Mm-mm-mm.

[01:08:24] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, you can give with push pay or check. Man, somebody. And it says beware of scammers.

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, you. On their website. The one. Right, you're the one.

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_04] Wow.

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_03] All right, so that's just a little side thing you guys wanna go into it. Okay. Here's a little, now, jokingly I have said this, sometimes in my act, but also, ah, I kinda believe it. Okay. This would be, so, they want, you know, when people wanted to legalize weed, everybody went crazy, I had jokes about that in my act, about the whole world's gonna fall apart, blah, blah, blah. Well, they legalized weed, and nothing happened.

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_03] Initially, like, in a town like Columbia, Missouri, boom, 10 weed stores opened, we're back down to two. Right. It's, and my super weed friends, they still have their weed guy. They don't wanna buy it from a store. Never did, not gonna do it. No. Especially the older people. Well, nothing happened. You know, the fire and brimstone, it's a gateway drug, we're all gonna become heroin addicts. No. Everyone.

[01:09:28] [SPEAKER_03] People who like weed are probably happy there's a store available, and I'm not a weed person, I just fall asleep, it's a total waste of, I wish I did, because it's less calories than beer and wine, but I'm not going to the weed store. No. Just because it's there doesn't mean people will do it. No. Well, the Amsterdam mayor advocates for legal, she's funky, she looks like she may have done a little, she looks like a lot of fun. She's very cute, she's like 50 something, she's at, and she's smiling really big in

[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_03] this picture, she's advocating for illegal cocaine sales. Wow. Take it away from the cartel.

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, yeah, true.

[01:10:03] [SPEAKER_03] Why? Why are we losing all that tax revenue? And guess what? Just because cocaine is legal does not mean I'm going to buy cocaine. True. No. Yeah. I'm not a coke person either. Now the coke has, I don't know any anymore. It was more to me like an 80s, 90s thing, but I think it might be making a comeback with the children. I don't know what they're doing. I thought they were micro dosing. Isn't that their thing? The children aren't drinking anymore. No, the children, well, you know what, when a flipping cocktail, if you want vodka and whatever, it's 18 bucks.

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Yeah. What the children need to do is lower their taste buds and get right back down to my level for $4 drafts. Yes. Yeah. If you want to be a drinker. I mean, I could do a TED talk on that. True. But she has strongly voiced her opinion on drug prohibition and how the decriminalization and legal sale of drug would take the power away from organized crime who threaten the safety and stability of Amsterdam. Amen. Now, do I want the cartel there or do I want like 50 super coke heads running around?

[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_03] The coke heads eventually peter out. Yeah. The battery goes, and they go to your night night. Indeed, Dutch customs has recently released a report which supported the notion that organized crimes surrounding cocaine trafficking is on the rise in Europe. Dutch customs seized over 60,000 kilograms of coke in 2023 and 51,000 in 2022. Mayor Halsema has arranged a public debate on the matter.

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_02] Wow.

[01:11:33] [SPEAKER_03] Now, are we going to have some people that will become coke heads that may not have? Yes.

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. So, but you can quit coke. We need to cancel people. Just like everything else. Well, coke's so addictive though. It is? Oh my God. I watched so many people at the restaurant bars I worked at just lose their whole, I hated coke. I called it the devil's drug because it was just affordable enough. Say we made 80 bucks in tips that night. Mm-hmm. One of my bartender friends, she would spend, well it started out 20 bucks of the 80 on

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_03] coke. Okay. Just a line or two. Yeah. And then it went up to, and then eventually it's all the money, and then eventually it's so crazy addictive. And I just watched it ruin too many of my friends' lives. Mm-hmm. But they got it anyway. Where'd they get it from? I mean, wouldn't it be safer instead of driving into the super bad part of the city to pick up your blow, your eight ball? Right. Right. I don't know. It could make a more argument for both sides, but yeah. Strong. Interesting.

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_03] I've said it before. Well, we tried it with pot. It was a complete success. Uh-huh. Let's try the next level. How do we feel? Now, do you want, basically do you want organized crime, meaning the cartel, or do you want feral crime? Right. Of just Joey the cokehead ran over and stole a car.

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_04] True.

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_03] That's just random, feral. Yeah. We're going to talk about, I'm almost in my feel-good thing. Tony Romo. Oh, boy. Yeah. I think Tony... Sports news. He was a quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. He's an announcer. He was clearly been drinking something at a golf course and was pulled over by the Wisconsin Cops. And he said he was.

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, he did so many things wrong. But so did the cops. Yes. There's a lot of what the fuck going on here. Uh-huh. But what's sad is him and Troy Aikman both used to be cowboy quarterbacks. They are both announcers. Uh-huh. Tony, an announcer friend who told me this about a different person many years ago when I said, hey, is so-and-so kind of dumb? Uh-huh. He said, Kathleen, we don't say dumb. We just say, Bob, that wasn't his real name.

[01:14:02] [SPEAKER_03] Uh-huh. Bob doesn't have a lot of words.

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_03] I'm like, okay, copy that. I gotcha. That's great. I think Tony may not have a lot of words. A lot of words. I think Troy Aikman's very good at it. Oh, man. That's great. But sometimes he's so out of words, it makes me laugh. I don't know. But I don't think you should be fired until you've been convicted of something. Right. Right. And so they've suspended him. I don't know if that's with or without pay. They don't say. Okay.

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_03] He's probably got tons of money from being a quarterback. His money's fine. But we just, I don't know. I don't feel you've been accused of something and charged with something. Mm-hmm. You haven't been convicted? No. No. I don't know. It seems like a lot of football players, I mean, he's an announcer now, but get a chance to play until there's an outcome. Right. Right. I don't understand. Well, it's democracy.

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_03] I mean, I know they have these morality clauses. I had to sign them for the last comic standing. And I mean, my God, they're like 18 pages long. There is shit in there I never thought I'd be even capable of doing. I've never thought about it. I'm like, what have you freak stumbled upon that you feel the need to write all this down and then I have to sign out I will not rob a liquor store? What?

[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_04] God damn. What are we talking about?

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_03] What do you think? I don't know. There was a second video and I haven't seen it yet. Apparently he did have open liquor in the car. I didn't see that.

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_01] I can't find that again. And I told you about it.

[01:15:37] [SPEAKER_03] I only saw the one where he.

[01:15:39] [SPEAKER_02] There was a bottle of an empty bottle of vodka and then a half empty bottle of vodka. And the problem was they were both within reach, but I don't think they were like in the seat next to him. You know, some.

[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_03] Well, and he had shots in his backpack. Well, I have fireball shots in my golf bag. And he said to the cop, very pleasant. He was very agreeable. He goes, but not drinking. Drank. Not drank. Not drank. Not drunken. Drank. Um, is, but I don't know the rules in Wisconsin. I don't even know the rules here. Is it illegal that I know? Cause how else would you get your liquor home from the liquor store? As long as it's not open. Right. There's probably 12 shots of fireball in my golf bag in case someone gets a birdie.

[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_03] I mean, you gotta hope. Do I have to explain this to everyone? You gotta, you gotta get all this hope. I don't know. We're good. I just don't think it's nice. Um, here's a little, uh, Minnesota raised. This lady was raised in Minnesota. Who did she become the poster of? It just passed away. Rosie the Riveter. Oh really?

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_01] She died.

[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_03] Yep. Her bicep beneath the words, we can do it, has become an enduring symbol. An iconic poster represents the millions of women who stepped into factories, shipyards, and assembly lines during World War II. Including Minnesota raised Jean Gibson. Cool. Uh, she died at age a hundred. She grew up in Minneapolis before heading to Seattle to help build Navy destroyers as a welder. Wow. All right. She's believed to have been one of the last surviving Rosie the Riveters. In the decades that followed, she dedicated herself to making sure the stories like hers would not be forgotten. Mm-hmm.

[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_03] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cool. So, that's pretty cool. That's awesome. She was a student at Southwest High School when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor as a teen. She hoped to become a veterinarian, but the nearest vet school rejected her because she was a woman. Hmm. She was still very, very cute too. Um, cool for you. Yeah, she looks like a happy grandma. Yeah, very happy grandma. So, that's the end of that. Because we're not staying dumb here. No. Ladies and gentlemen. Here's my next question. Mm-hmm.

[01:17:40] [SPEAKER_03] If we're on, if I'm on a date, these are the things that my age, I ask on a first date. Okay. Do you have health insurance? Tien Segura Medico? That's how you ask. Okay.

[01:17:54] Yeah.

[01:17:55] [SPEAKER_01] Tien Segura Medico?

[01:17:57] [SPEAKER_03] Should we go over our other ones? I'm gonna leave that up to you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Just remember, where's the beach? Donde esta la playa? I got it. I have so many. I remember them now. The dating. If you read them repeatedly, you will remember. How far is the airport? A que distancia esta aeroportla? Do you have health insurance?

[01:18:13] [SPEAKER_01] So, if you're on the fence, and they do, then you might go on date number two? Maybe. I got it.

[01:18:17] [SPEAKER_03] Well, I need to know you're responsible. And then you're potentially employed. Or wealthy. Black History Month, because we're not staying dumb. There could be black history all the time here. Tiny little things that black people have invented and get no credit for. The home security system, co-invented by Marie Van Britton Brown in 1966. Wow. Yeah, she was a nurse. Cool. African-American nurse Marie.

[01:18:44] [SPEAKER_03] She devised an early security unit because she spent many nights at home alone in New York City while her husband was away, and she felt unsafe with the high rates of crime in her neighborhood of Queens. And the police were unreliable, unresponsive. So, she created a device that would help put her mind at ease. She created a system of a camera that could slide and look through four peepholes in her front door. The camera's view then was the monitor in her home so she could survey potentially unwanted guests. Cool. Yep.

[01:19:14] [SPEAKER_03] Love it. She added features to the system, including a microphone to speak to anyone at the door. Wow. I mean, she made the first ring. I was going to say, yeah. A button to unlock the door, a button to contact her husband, and she took out a patent for the system same year. It was approved three years later in 1969. Good for her. That's fantastic. Next time you look through your ring doorbell, just remember Marie did that. I have so many feel-good stories. I'm going to save a couple. Okay. This makes me so mad.

[01:19:41] [SPEAKER_02] We need a lot of feel-good though this week.

[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. There's a lot going on in the world. Yeah. This one made me feel very good. And I will never forget during COVID, Ron White, my little friend, came up here and he made me watch that movie about the octopus. I don't know, because Ron said it was the greatest love story he'd ever seen in his life. That thing was stupid. No, I liked it.

[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, you guys are crazy.

[01:20:01] [SPEAKER_03] No, I really liked it because it makes you see how human these octopuses are. And by looking at it, I mean- I did appreciate that part. Well, an octopus, this is Islamadora, Florida, somewhere in Florida. I don't know. Regular little fishing boat, live well and all that, center console, probably a 25 foot boat. Okay.

[01:20:27] [SPEAKER_03] An octopus quietly liberated 30 lobsters from a charter captain's live well over the weekend, methodically opening the latch and ferrying the catch back to the sea while the crew ordered cocktails a few feet away in the wildest turn of a record-breaking mini season 2026. Captain- What?

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_01] It's so great. What do you hear this?

[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_03] Captain Rusty Goff had just returned his clients to the dock at the Keys, catch them all, stay and play resort. And the group had- Catch them all. Yeah. You better lock them up better. We got merch. If you want them. Yeah. And the group wandered off to the Tiki Bar for Mai Tais and a little Jimmy Buffett. But when the dock cameras captured the heist in progress, the footage shot in 3K because saltwater long ago claimed the resort's 4K cameras- Ooh, that's expensive.

[01:21:20] [SPEAKER_03] Shows an octopus popping open the live well latch and unloading the tank six lobsters at a time. He was pulling out.

[01:21:28] [SPEAKER_01] That's crazy.

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_03] By the time anyone thought to check, all 30 lobsters were gone. He freed them all. Wow. Six at a time. That's amazing. Because drunky drunkies. Drinky drunkies. Mm-hmm. The act was immediately hailed by the Octopus Lovers of America, a group formed only weeks ago when the most hardcore hippies split off from the shark lovers of America. Wow. There's infighting going on there.

[01:21:52] [SPEAKER_03] The organizations praised the animals, three hearts, its nine brains, and its blue blood, and its gills causing the rescue, proof of a moral, intelligent, frankly, we do not deserve. And you'll think that when you see that movie, it knows. It knows people. Wow. They're probably the smartest things, I don't know, maybe chimps, I've ever seen in nature, especially for the sea. Right. This octopus has to be from, oh, it was called from my octopus teacher.

[01:22:18] [SPEAKER_03] It has to be, said a spokesperson openly weeping. The group has formally requested that the same acclaimed film crew return to the Keys to document. You know what I would do? I would get a bunch of boats and lock the live well or don't, and see if he does it again. Be interesting to watch. How did he even know they were in there? Right. Why would you unlock something that you don't know? Maybe he can smell them or something. Smell them, yeah. Yeah.

[01:22:54] [SPEAKER_03] He put them all back, all 30. That's a wonderful story.

[01:22:59] [SPEAKER_04] Hmm.

[01:23:00] [SPEAKER_03] Speaking of Minnesota, another wonderful story. A female pilot who turned 65, Karen Ruth, who looks like Ann Murray, and her daughter-

[01:23:09] [SPEAKER_01] Karen works like Ann Murray. She does.

[01:23:11] [SPEAKER_03] She's a pilot for Delta, and she has two daughters that are both pilots for Delta. Oh, wow. Cool. Yeah. They're simply adorable. She clearly likes her job. Yeah. Kate is 26. Her mom Karen's 65, and then there's another one. She's from North Dakota originally. Molly. And they're just- They sound fun. Yeah. And they got to take the last flight together because they make them retire at 65. Yeah. She didn't want to. You know what she says?

[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_03] Bonk. Go ahead. You retire me? Guess where I'm going? Seaplanes, bitches. Wow. Yep. She already said that. Seaplanes. Woo. She's got to really do some reading up, but- Starting a charter business. What? Yep. Let me see what it is. This is what she said. She goes, I'm out of their way, meaning her daughters are both pilots. It's out with the old, in with the new, because the next generation, they're wicked smart.

[01:24:07] [SPEAKER_03] Their daughters, my daughters are 40, are me 40 years ago, enthusiastic, smart, very capable. She's done with big jets. She's going to keep flying. She would, Ruth was rated to fly seaplanes when she was 19, but she really had not the chance to flex that skill. She's getting schooled up again and she's looking for a plane that will fit her needs. This is so great. All I want to do is fly around, visit my friends that have cabins, splash right down in front of their beach, visit them, have a nice lunch, and then off I go.

[01:24:35] [SPEAKER_04] Boom!

[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Fun. Happy retirement. That's cool.

[01:24:41] Yeah.

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, the seaplane. Wow. I've got some thank yous, and then we've got some quotes, and a saint story that's epic.

[01:24:50] [SPEAKER_04] Wow.

[01:24:50] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. So the stuff in the mail that I got, I want to thank you guys. I've already said thanks for the one. The quilt from Ellen Donat, there's an epic blue quilt that I can't even believe somebody made. Cool. Which reminded me, on one of my birthdays, there's like a big one, I don't know, 30 or 40. My mom and dad would go, what do you want? But my mom would just give me something from the Olive Mall. I don't, you're good, we're good, we don't need.

[01:25:20] [SPEAKER_03] I said, you know what I do want, Mom? I want you to go get me one of those Amish quilts. Okay. Because I felt when we had to go out to this Amish guy's farm to see if we could get them to be roofers for a hunting cabin, and they had all their stuff, but I didn't have any cash with me at the time. Gotcha. They're kind of all about the cash. My mom did go get that quilt, and she claims, and remember, I've been to the same Amish farm,

[01:25:48] [SPEAKER_03] that she had to stare down five wolves. Mmm.

[01:25:53] Wow.

[01:25:54] [SPEAKER_03] They, the fucking. Poodles? What were they? Blue tick hounds. Hunting dogs.

[01:25:59] [SPEAKER_01] They're not even.

[01:26:00] [SPEAKER_03] They're probably loud. They're loud. Yeah. They're, they're, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr. I'm not a beagle, except it's blue. It's not. Nope. To this day. She says it was, she had to stare down five wolves on my 40th birthday. Okay. So I love my quilt. Um, then, oh, the rugby shirt, the Catholic versus Lutheran book is very funny. That's from another Minnesota termite, Maggie. Um, the FIFA shit is great from Marina. And yes, uh, I, I still enjoy those golf shoes. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

[01:26:29] [SPEAKER_03] And I don't. Yeah. Martha's got a, Martha's got a scarf on. The scarf. And Snoop's got a. And just like, how do people, God, I thought we got in there so early. I'm, I don't know how you guys did it. Cause it was nothing. I like, I'm not sitting down here asking for free shit. I went in there with every intention of. Right. Getting a scarf. It was all gone. It was all gone. Yeah. All gone. Uh, early in the morning. Um, oh, here's my soup dog. Um, cat bowl. Dog food bowl for dogs or cats. Uh, it's epic.

[01:26:59] [SPEAKER_03] It's got Snoop dog on it. It's off the change to let off the chain deluxe pet bowl. I'm so excited. That's awesome. Yeah. This is going to be presented this afternoon. Nice. Um, that's after she. After she. And that joint. That's right. That was from Denver termites. And then we're almost. I got to cross these up. Those are close together. Um, oh my God. A Jimothy t-shirt. The raccoon with the spinal condition. I got to get into this Jimothy thing. I've seen it. I feel Terry terrible for him, but he seems to get around just fine. Okay.

[01:27:29] [SPEAKER_03] And he seems happy. He's doing regular raccoon things. Um, that's from, uh, Monroe, Washington. So many people in the Northwest. Uh, germite Lori and some other cool stuff. Uh, my Sasquatch tea. Very good. And the wild men field guide from Montana. Dan. Uh, termite Dan. And the last thing, uh, the saving a book from a Michigan termite, uh, who also wrote the book saving Michael.

[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_03] I will let you know when I have time to read a book, which with all these people that keep popping in for quote beers. Right. Um, could be a hot minute. I got so much shit on work. All right. Let's close this. This will do the saint. This guy. The saint.

[01:28:18] [SPEAKER_03] I just randomly go in this book and, um, no, give me set. It's worth it. Trust me. Termites.

[01:28:29] [SPEAKER_02] I can't wait. Yeah.

[01:28:33] [SPEAKER_03] Listen to this feast of St. Benedict. Uh, he's the founder of Western monasticism in the year five 50. Okay. This is his deal. Listen to what he's been assigned. Okay. If I'm a saint, I'm going to start going easy, easy, easy, easy on the amount of shit. I'm in charge of. I can't do a great job if I'm scattered.

[01:29:01] [SPEAKER_03] He is the patron saint of architects, coppersmiths, the dying, just all anybody who's dying.

[01:29:07] [SPEAKER_01] Dead people.

[01:29:07] [SPEAKER_03] Europe. All of Europe. Farm workers. Wow. Fever. Gallstones. Inflammatory diseases. Monks. Servants who break things. Servants who break things. Specifically. Servants who break things. Um, splunkers. Spelunkers. Wow. Invoked against gossip mongers. Oh, wow. Ah. Kidney disease. Poison. Wow. Temptations of the devil. Witchcraft.

[01:29:37] [SPEAKER_03] His emblems are the raven and a broken cup. I mean, wow. That's pretty fantastic. Listen to this. This guy. Benedict. I like him. Founder of Western moneticism. He had an immense influence on the Christianization of Europe after the fall of the Roman Empire. His how-to book for monks, the rules of Saint.

[01:30:00] [SPEAKER_02] How to? Yeah, yeah.

[01:30:01] [SPEAKER_03] For dummies.

[01:30:02] [SPEAKER_02] Was it a pop-up book?

[01:30:05] Bloink.

[01:30:08] [SPEAKER_03] He was one of the most basic documents of the Middle Ages.

[01:30:11] Wow.

[01:30:12] [SPEAKER_03] Those centuries during which monasteries were Europe's only surviving centers of art, learning, and civilization. He was born in Nurseria, Italy, early in the sixth century of noble parents. So he's a rich guy. His twin sister is Saint Scholastic. Wow. Scholastic, uh. Scholastic, uh. Because she's a woman. After his first miracle, he repaired by prayer a dish a servant had broken.

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_03] He retreated to- after that, that was his first miracle. He fixed a plate. You know what? I like this guy because these are very helpful, tangible miracles. Right. Instead of saying some- Fix the plate. We're good. Can we start small? Can you fix my favorite coffee cup I broke? It's crazy. Thanks. Um.

[01:30:59] [SPEAKER_03] After his first miracle, he retreated to an underground cave in Sibu-ki-ko, where he lived for three years dressed as an animal in animal skins. Fed by, accounts vary, a magic raven or a hermit named Romannus. The devil tormented him by assuming the form of a black bird

[01:31:25] [SPEAKER_03] flying into Benedict's face to remind him of a beautiful signorina he had admired in, oh, so he came, oh, thinking fast. Our saint tore off his garments and threw himself into a thorn bush, never again to be troubled by sexual desire. He and his follower formed a religious order dedicated to the principle that the work is to pray, thereby opposing the foolish prejudice

[01:31:53] [SPEAKER_03] of those unenlightened days against manual labor. He made his way to Monte Cassino, C-A-S-S-I-N-O, I don't know. A malaria swamp where he trans, I mean, talk about fun. Where are we going tomorrow? I'm swamped with a lot of malaria. It's going to be great. We have no shots. It's everywhere. We have no bug spray. Nope. He transformed. It goes on. He had the gift of prophecy.

[01:32:19] [SPEAKER_03] He foretold accurately the death of Totila, the barbarian. He could foresee the destruction of Monte Cassino after his death, blah, blah, blah. He is today known mainly by his image as a chucklesome monk on the labels of brandy bottles. He's on brandy. I got to go find him on a brandy bottle. Saint Benedict. Saint Benedict. A chucklesome monk. Yeah.

[01:32:47] [SPEAKER_02] He's known as the father of monks.

[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't think it's right to put him in charge of all those things at one time. When's the guy supposed to take a nap? Got a lot going on. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, yeah. Here it is. I'll get some for you. It's from Flavor Forward Spirits.

[01:33:10] [SPEAKER_03] Oh. Mm-hmm. Cool. I have... Wait. I have a Snoop dog. I don't know why. I just thought we'd pull him out. Okay. In 1989... This is Snoop. Shortly after he graduated from high school, he was arrested for the first time for possession of cocaine with intent to sell. He was in prison for three years. I agree 100% with Snoop.

[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_03] Weed makes you aware of your surroundings. It makes you watch your back. But most importantly, when the dudes smoke weed together, it spreads peace. If they were on cocaine, they'd actually be doing this shit they'd be rapping about. Cocaine is terrible, man. I used to sell that shit. I know. It's terrible. I agree. There you go. He needs to call Amsterdam. Right. Hey. But you know, here's a question. Okay. Let him...

[01:34:00] [SPEAKER_03] Snoop, you say it's a terrible drug. I totally agree. Yep. But someone's selling it. Right. Shall it be us or them? I mean... Hmm? You know. What if we put an age limit on it? Let's really whack them. You gotta be 40. 40? Enough money to go bankrupt once, because you will. Trust me. That's funny. Hold on.

[01:34:30] [SPEAKER_03] Here's... Cher is in 2013. Okay. On staying popular. My gay following has kept me, in the old days, alive. You know? Uh-huh. When no one else came to see me, they showed up. I've had really bad times. Keep going. She's badass. Yeah. And the gays still love her. Mm-hmm. Not as much as Elizabeth Taylor in that royal painting of Elizabeth Taylor. You got a little ways to go, Cher Bear. Bouncing at the Abbey.

[01:34:54] Yeah.

[01:34:55] [SPEAKER_03] Bye. All right. That is it. We will see you, termites, in Maine this weekend. What are you gonna do in Maine? I'm gonna go golf. Got any fun plans? With my friend and his wife. Nice. Um, and then I'm gonna go meander around the town and get a lobster roll.

[01:35:12] Oh, delicious.

[01:35:14] [SPEAKER_03] Mm-hmm. And enjoy the fact that it's gonna be, the lows are 69 and the highs 84. Very jealous. Yeah. It's gonna be 100 here. Yeah. I'm ready for hundreds to go away. Yeah. So, all right. That's it. Ready? High-night, chelmines.

[01:35:31] Boing.