Episode 194: : Missouri’s Bigfoot, Gondoliers Wanted, & the Russian Elon Is Arrested In France

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool. Let's

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_02]: talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome termites. Welcome. I'm so energetic because I've had

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_00]: some time off the road. Stevie, welcome to episode 194. There

[00:00:33] [SPEAKER_00]: you go, Stevie. We'll go back over there.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, what do we do with our 194? So many things, so breaking

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: news about P Diddy. Oh, you're gonna be denied bail.

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Hope you brought your pajamas. What about your toothbrush?

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll talk about that in a little bit. I don't even have an

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: article and this is how you know, you're an older white

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_04]: lady. I had to Google what does P Diddy sing?

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not my thing.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I know every breath you take. That was good. He was puffy.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: He was too many names.

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That's another problem for old people.

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Which one are you?

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you Sean?

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you puffy?

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you P Diddy?

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you? I made that one up.

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, P Diddy.

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_04]: P Diddy.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, Diddy been Diddying around and let me just tell you

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_04]: what, as a older white comedian, everybody can see that

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm ghostly pale white and not to make it a black white

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_04]: thing, but Cat Williams, a lot of white people don't really

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_04]: know Cat because he's fungalicious.

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He's one of my favorite comedians, but he didn't really

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: cross over into white world.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Like some people, I don't know about music, but comedy

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_04]: would say are you a crossover act if you're black or whatever

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_04]: or whatever or white you could cross over into black land.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't usually happen.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I tried to get on BET, but they said no.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I did.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I tried.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_04]: They had my friend Greg Warren got on, but really it's,

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_04]: you know, I get it.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It's for black people.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But Cat Williams speaks nothing but truthfulness and nobody

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_04]: listens to him because Cat comes off sometimes as crazy and

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: he does sometimes do things that are kooky more.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not mean.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not aggressive.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not crimes per se.

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he got his own self arrested once.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a lot.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He was filming a movie in Atlanta and they gave him a house

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: to stay in and then he got locked out of the house and

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_04]: he smokes a lot of weed, but he would tell you that and then

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_04]: he called the cops.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, somebody had called the cops seeing I'm sure it was

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: a very nice house and somebody rich saw Cat trying to get

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: in the house break in because he locked himself out.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Then they called the cops.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: So then the cops came and he had a bunch of weed on the

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: table, you know, just nonsense.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's nonsense.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But at the end of the day, I'm telling you follow Cat on

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_04]: everything and you'll know the truth before anything comes

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_04]: on the news.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_04]: He's on Club Shea Shea a lot.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_04]: That's Shannon Shorts podcast and he's been saying this

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_04]: shit about P Diddy forever and nobody listens or maybe

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: they do but it takes forever and it takes a lot to come

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_04]: out against him.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: P Diddy got lots of resources to hurt your ass and Cat's

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: tiny.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He's like my height.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He's very skinny.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_00]: He looks like Prince.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He does look like Prince and that was one of his best

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: friends.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's where I like.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm see like how I can't I roll with the Black Comics.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Why can't I mean I do one-on-one but I'm not invited to

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: the cool stuff.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Cat would invite me I think.

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he likes me.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he sat next to me on a plane.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He snuck up and sat in the seat next to me when there's

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_04]: only two motherfucking funny cats on this plane and they

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_04]: both ride here.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: We roll it we riding.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so there's that was just shocking because that's

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: all coming out yesterday today.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_04]: We're like, oh, oh denied bail.

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's going to appeal it.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Cat Williams is in the schnotes.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_01]: We're good.

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Cat's in the schnotes.

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we drinking?

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's move on to the real stuff.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the Phoenix Brewing Company from Mansfield, Ohio

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: because I was in Mansfield, Ohio.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I was in Columbus, Ohio technically.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Columbus is on the rise.

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I've always said even since I was a youngster

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_04]: because back in the day in the comedy clubs my friend Dave

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_04]: who ran the Funny Bone when we were like 30 he had a really

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: nice house and stuff and he's just the manager of the

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Funny Bone.

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: That's cool.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I think his wife worked too, but it's always affordable.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You're only two hours from Cleveland two hours

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Cincinnati.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_04]: If you want the big city you want a football a pro football

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_04]: game.

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: They do have pro hockey in Columbus.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a I think if you want to raise a family, yeah,

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: if you're single fine for a while, but you might get itching

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: to go a little further out.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I went to the North Market.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's this awesome place downtown.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Unfortunately, they're doing construction all around it.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: So my friend Stephanie who lives there said now everybody

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: doesn't want to go because it's pain in the ass which I well

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I can understand it.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd just locked out and got a parking spot right up front

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: because it was a week.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a weekday and nobody was there.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's what we're drinking.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That was from termite Marion brought that beer.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_04]: What the real question is what is baby cat drinking baby

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: cat?

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: If you can't see it, if you're only listening, I'm pulling

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: up a cat toy that dangles and it's an IPA.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's from the masthead Brewing Company in Cleveland.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's one pint and I opened it yesterday and she's already

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: super duper interested.

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Speaking of which I'm going to tell you that that is from

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: termite Kathleen with a K spelled correctly.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's not correct.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: It's what I say is the correct way.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously, what is the eyes named after the beer?

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh the beer is after the monster but in this is so it's actually

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I this is an okay monster as far as monsters go.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Some people get really good monsters other people like

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Missouri.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_04]: We have Momo.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: He's called the Missouri Monster.

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He's our version of Bigfoot and he lives down on rivers, you

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: know, he's a he's a Midwest Bigfoot if you will so for

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Missouri mo and monster he is therefore called Momo.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I've never seen him.

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen any of it.

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It's either but that doesn't mean I don't believe this is

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: what monster lurks at Charles Mill Lake in Mifflin, Ohio.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes in a glass frame.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: This is oh, yeah, it's creepy looking.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks like a giant thumb with eyes.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the Charles Mill Lake monster.

[00:07:00] That's very literal.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Well in 1959 goes back to 1959 a huge armless humanoid with

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: luminous green eyes and large web feet.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they reported.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_04]: They saw most famous encounter ever took place on March 28th

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_04]: that year when three friends Denny Wayne and Michael claimed

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to have run into the beast after a quick getaway.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: They then contacted authorities to investigate the scene on

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: the shores of the lake.

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: They discovered a series of tracked tracks that resembled

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: footwear worn by skin divers gross skin divers.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: There's only been one other encounter since that's what

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: they're claiming.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: So that's who this is named after.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this one looks a lot creepier but well, there you go.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me I well I'm gonna get these cookies so I can have this

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_04]: space.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: This is crazy in a great way crazy and trust me some of the

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_04]: stuff comes backstage and I go good crazy.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Others.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, whoa, crazy crazy.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a youngster a young termite Megan who said thanks

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_04]: for making me laugh and then she wrote me a card saying I

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_04]: don't take this as I was weird.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I just had too much free too much free time at work.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_04]: She owns her own cookie company Megan's cook Megan's house

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_04]: of cookies and she made these cookies and they have my punch

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_04]: lines on them.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I do not recall and there's an Accenture and then there's

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_04]: me and Lou and the potluck party.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_04]: It's amazing amazeballs.

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I can't I'm going to take them to a pickleball because

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_04]: none of us are in shape and you know, we're gonna have seltzers

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_04]: and cookies.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna be great.

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be the hit of all pickleball next Monday night.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't wait wait till my giant chimpanzee partner Mark sees

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: these then I'm going to go you can only eat one before we play

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_04]: we're supposed to be in shape Mark.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_05]: How's it going?

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you learning?

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_04]: We are learning and we're making more rules for safety more

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_04]: rules for safety.

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody needs to get aggressive.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_04]: No, and then I said those guys a video I go look at this because

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched like a thousand on tic-tac-toe.

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like just for the record.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I send them to my playing partner Piquitito.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like and I share some with his wife just in case she wants

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: to know for their to to these people after they serve most

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: of them immediately go up to the quote kitchen, which also

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_04]: means just a little space back from the net.

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: We don't do that at all.

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_04]: No, too far to go.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's too far.

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It's too far.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not fun.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: We just kind of stay in where we were at.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know there was like a strategy to a game to a game.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I thought it was more for fun.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well America's number one growing sports sport this this

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_04]: came from I got a look but this then I'll stop with this stuff.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I was just excited to some of the stuff that came this week

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_04]: was crazy funny.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: What am I tasting can can salt vinegar chips from where hold

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: on made in Columbus.

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at Columbus, Ohio cranking it up home of Ohio State who

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_04]: did not have a game.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank God.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean when I was there it can cause problems even getting

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_04]: out of town and I had to get my ass to Lexington.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Um, yeah, they're like ruffles.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: If you like the texture of a ruffle, yeah, they're very good

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_04]: for what they are a plus.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I prefer the texture of a lays.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I put I'm going to try these Snyder of Berlin real

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_04]: the real Berlin.

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: There's their Berlin Ohio.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot of Germans in Ohio.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Is there a Berlin Ohio?

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh no Snyder of Berlin Berlin duck.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: How did these come from someone?

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, well, these are barbecue chips.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who um, well, I don't know if they're really

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_04]: from Berlin or Oh Berlin, Pennsylvania lot of Germans running

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_04]: around those two states a lot of Amish people.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of Dutch speaking.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm by the way, I'm glad for all you people who sent to the

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_04]: team email that you also use the term scrubby Dutch.

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So it wasn't just my family.

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_04]: But my dad would say it's not racist.

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: He'd say it's literal.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, they scrub their porches every day in their Dutch.

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: What else would you call him Kathleen?

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_04]: There's scrubby Dutch people.

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_04]: We're discussing outdated racist terms.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: In Columbus.

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, thank you.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That was what we're tasting now.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to um upcoming shows you guys want to get out on

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_04]: the road.

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_04]: How about this week?

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You want to go to Oklahoma City?

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's Friday.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You want to go to Dallas?

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, sorry.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Thursday, right?

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It's tomorrow.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_04]: As a matter of fact, look at me.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus Christ.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what's sad is I don't even do this like George Jones

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: was just drunk and forgot.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I just forgot.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what day it is.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Neither does my mom.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why our conversations are great.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What do you want to do tomorrow?

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: When is that?

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was today.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Nope.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to do it Friday.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, bye.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: September 21st, Dallas, Texas.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That'll be this Saturday.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a couple left up in the balcony.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But as I say with comedy, it doesn't there's no bad seat.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I did release some good ones.

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that's how that works in case you ever wondered

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_04]: the person who show it is you get X amount of comps and

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_04]: then there's marketing comps or radio TV, whatever that

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: that's what the theater deals with.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Then let's say I don't use all my comps.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I could put them back and they can sell them.

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I but they I think they did some marketing ones here.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_04]: September 27th, Foxwoods Casino.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: September 28th, New York City Town Hall.

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I was hoping my little friend Connie Chung will come but

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to give a shout out to my friend Connie Chung who

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I met at a golf tournament once and I've never laughed

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_04]: that hard.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Really?

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think ever with one human being.

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: She's so smart.

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: She's married to Mari Povich and me and Connie got into

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_04]: a lot of red wine.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He kept I couldn't believe I got to meet her.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, I just liked her the best out of all the anchors

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_04]: except the lead nightly anchors.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I like Connie better Connie laughed more Diane Sawyer is

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_04]: beautiful and smart but very serious.

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not putting Meredith Vieira in that category because

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: she wasn't a lead anchor at nighttime.

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I bet after a couple glasses of wine.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I don't know but Mari kept coming over and telling

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_04]: me and Connie to stop drinking and she was like shut up

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Mari.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_04]: We're having fun.

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Just shut up and I woke up and she was on the Today Show.

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: She wrote her memoir.

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_04]: She told me she was doing it and then it was just like

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: a three-day charity deal.

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I walked down and she was in I went in the like gift shop

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to buy sunblock or something like that.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: She's in the corner sneaking trying on shoes.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: She goes don't tell Mari.

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He says I have too many shoes.

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I said, why don't you come golf just ride in the cart with

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: me? I'll kick Lou out.

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a nice day.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to get out of here.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Get out of here Connie.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Connie.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But she's going on her book tour.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So if you want to meet Connie Chung apparently there's like

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: 20 million Asian kids named Connie after Connie Chung.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Cool.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you have to be Chinese or not.

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_04]: She's Chinese.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_04]: She's got crazy stories too.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, New York City.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: October 11th, Troy, New York, October 12th, Burlington,

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Vermont.

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It's already leaves already changing.

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw a picture on TikTok.

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I know Salt Lake City.

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Even the Mormons you can come.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Come one.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Come all I'll do my Mormon temple joke.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I promise.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a throwback.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That's old.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna have to go listen to it to remember it but I

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: experienced it so I should be able to regurgitate it no

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: matter what.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_04]: What a crazy outing that was by myself.

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They could make so much more money if they just followed

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_04]: the steps of the Vatican.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, the Vatican knows how to make some money.

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Hand over fist most of it in back in the day.

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Cashola baby.

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's counting that and then there are their own nation.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So they put it in the get inside the gate.

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Come find it.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Bingo.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Stop free.

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_04]: October 25th, Spartanburg, South Carolina, October 26th,

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Wilmington, North Carolina.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So in Columbus to for you Ohioans Gail Hogan used to be

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: the news anchor and I because back in the day in the club

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_04]: you were there Tuesday through Sunday a whole week.

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I got to know every local news anchor and I really

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: she came to the show.

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_04]: She's finally retired.

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank God for her good for her shouldn't have to get up

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: with crazy hours and do crazy shit.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And then Lexington was a blast too.

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I drove back.

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Everybody want to know about oh the opener was Mike James.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He's very very funny.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a very putting comedian Mike James if you want

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_04]: to go find him because Mike James is probably 10 million

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: of them put in his notes put in his notes one will keep this

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_04]: out here.

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_04]: All right, and some ladies sent me this card.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: There's amazing Regina Regina.

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I was it this kid.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_04]: He reminded me.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it looks exact this card.

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks exactly like baby cat baby cat must be a common

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_04]: pattern.

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_04]: She's been waiting to see me on your ears said condolences

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: is my dad wish you know the best it was just a cute little

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_04]: card.

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks exactly like baby cat.

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I know who knew her old siblings don't look this much like

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_04]: her.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Now there's a new cat here and now I named him Cedric because

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: he's a nice sweet friendly face and Cedric.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_04]: He's all black and now he comes every morning every night and

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_04]: stands patiently and waits for breakfast and lunch.

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Early dinner and then and then well, no, I don't let it in.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks a little feral.

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He's scruffy.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel bad for him.

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_04]: His eyes are too close together.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He probably got shunned from the group.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He's very sweet though.

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: The other cats really like them baby cat makes out with them.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_04]: They have little kissing sessions at the cat door and then

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_04]: she allows his entry.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_04]: All right moving on.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's get this show started.

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_04]: That's enough of my bullshit Cedric.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I've already fed Cedric this morning.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Queen News.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no Queen Stevie has spoken.

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: No, this election is pushing people to the brink.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Stevie never speaks about politics and Stevie said as my

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: friend Taylor Swift so eloquently stated now is the time to

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_04]: research and choose your candidate that speaks to you and

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: your beliefs only 54 days left to the election.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Make sure you register to vote your vote in this election must

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: be one of the most important things you ever do love Stevie

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Nicks childless dog lady.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and she's got a picture of her a little tiny.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what I don't know what kind of dog that is.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_04]: She takes it everywhere on the road.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So I think the child is dog lady and say I'm about my friend

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Taylor.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I think she's saying without saying and I know that makes

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_04]: people mad but like who cares?

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever they said whatever.

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Sing landslide.

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't give a shit.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I do not I don't but I can't believe how angry people get

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_04]: when they go would nobody ask your pity just shut up.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever just ignore it or agree with it or disagree with

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_04]: it or whatever but anything.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they're all telling you how to register to vote.

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a good thing more Queen News Queen Stevie's but between

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Stevie's been very quiet.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I needed to get back out on the road.

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_04]: She's I even had two weeks off.

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That's enough Stevie.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_04]: We all know it if you're a road animal, you know after the

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_04]: second we get home.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: You're like, okay, I'm ready to go share has dropped the bid

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_04]: for conservative.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's against our conservatorship over where is share out here.

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_05]: No shares being repaired.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh shares being repaired.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I think baby cat doesn't like tall people.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_04]: She knocked her over one too many times.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, anyway, she has stopped the fight with this 49 year old

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_04]: 48 year old child.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Right?

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I would do?

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Give me shit shit on a money.

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Here you go sweetness.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't call me for money again.

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Call me for anything else you want.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That's your money and then let white.

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: So what if the lady takes it right?

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's 48.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I just I don't know.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I feel you there.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how at what point and then I'm like, well, I guess they

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_04]: just don't do their own thing because your mom's share.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it would like to be the child of someone

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_04]: rich like that.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_05]: What is Elijah do?

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Elijah goes to Chateau Momar and drinks and smoke cigs.

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what Elijah does and not that I'm against either one

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_04]: of those.

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He's an almond brother.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_04]: His daddy was an almond guy.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not Greg, right?

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Greg almond.

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He looks like him more.

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_04]: They've dressed.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_04]: She's dropped the bid.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, let it go man.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_05]: His professions are singer and guitarist.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a singer and guitarist.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, at least he can do something.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of the rich ones that I know.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Can't do a goddamn thing.

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Chapel Rowan my Missouri Midwest Princess leader of the

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_04]: children and I like a lot of her music too.

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just crazy sometimes it reminds me of Cindy Lauper.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes it reminds me of that band.

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that was Berlin.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like nobody walks in LA that song walking walking

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_04]: walking walking nobody walks in LA.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Then sometimes it's she sounds like the machine but she's

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_04]: definitely her own thing and I'm so happy somebody from

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Southern Missouri just went BAM because it's a little harder

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_04]: down there a little more conservative people aren't quite

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_04]: as loosey-goosey as they might be in st.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Louis or Columbia or Kansas City because it's all done.

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, she did appear on the VMAs and I think that's why

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: she did cancel those concerts.

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_04]: But then I think my I think I changed my mind.

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I think she should have done it because it was awesome and

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_04]: she could go make those shows up but I was too late.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I was just I didn't like the timing of that.

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It was two days before something.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Well people had made travel arrangements and all that.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I do sound 100 travel.

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_04]: They had contacted their travel agent at their local travel

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_04]: agency.

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_04]: She what she did get best new artist.

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So she did it.

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean worth it.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know and she's so popular right now.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Lot of pyro activity.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm sure the insurance people that sit at those things

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_04]: are just like oh fuck.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: This whole place is just gonna yeah, that's all my jelly roll.

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so the Emmys I don't ever the only reason I watch it

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_04]: tape the Emmys is because Louis was going out there with

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The Daily Show because they were nominated and I wanted to

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_04]: see what happened.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Otherwise, I don't watch enough of regular TV to even know

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_04]: who these people are.

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I just don't care and it's also Sunday Night Football.

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's really what you but I did tape it and jelly roll

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_04]: saying his songs save me.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was that one of the ones that I love for the

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_04]: immemorial thing.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was hard made me cry the whole time.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Louis the whole Daily Show got on stage because they

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_04]: won but Louis is just paying around in the back like a little

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_04]: pig looking for a truffle but not I'm like Louie.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Why did you come to the front?

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: You're one of the people that have been on there the longest.

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he's not on every day.

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He does this segment and he was like, but I didn't really

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: add. I don't know.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I go.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, how was it overall?

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He goes, well, the show is too long and their tuna didn't

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_04]: have enough mayonnaise on it.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That was Louis's review of the Emmys.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I go when you eat tuna at the Emmys.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's funny because he knows people who know Meryl

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Streep.

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_04]: So Lou does know her also.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I said, why didn't you go ask your buddy Meryl Streep to

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_04]: tell him to go get some mayonnaise people would do whatever

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: they've said.

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever Meryl said he said Meryl and I have very different

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_04]: experiences at the Emmys.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_04]: He said Meryl goes in they have a whole setup for that but

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Lou does know Billy Crystal from back of the day and stuff.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And so Billy snuck Lou in the secret way, but Lou still had

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to go to the main deal and I guess they had little tiny tuna

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: sandwiches.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: This is all Lou cares about is fucking food.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I know it makes me laugh so hard like a roast beef sandwich

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_04]: can turn his whole day around either which way good or bad

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_04]: because if it's bad then he feels like you ruined his lunch

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_04]: choice and you don't get one till tomorrow and I'm like Lou

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_04]: that's in your mind though.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You could take one bite of that and just say no and gets I'm

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_04]: too hungry now, whatever.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_04]: So he did not.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: He did not enjoy plus it was seats.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't tables.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I go.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I know I saw that I go that's never as much fun because then

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_04]: you have to stay in that seat, but he won so, you know,

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_04]: congratulations to the Daily Show folks that yeah, that's

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_04]: fun.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_04]: But Jelly Roll that was some King news because Jelly Roll

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_04]: performed and he had a wonderful outfit.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure it's not easy to find clothes in his size or somehow

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_04]: figure out what the hell he's going to wear and Tom Brady

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_04]: so I'll be maybe he'll come out of retirement.

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's hurt.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, why not?

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_04]: He's sitting right there for Christ's sake.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_04]: He's already at the game.

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He should play for whatever game he was supposed to broadcast

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: and whatever quarterback was in there.

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_04]: You're out.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_04]: So you might get lucky Miami.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe you don't have to use Snoopy Snoopy hoopoo or ever

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: there snarky.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_04]: What's his name?

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: No, is it Skylar?

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was Snoop.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Snoop Huntley.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Now he's a dolphin.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh Skylar's playing.

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a backup.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_04]: So there is a man named Snoop.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_04]: No, because I didn't have to uh, because I'm smart.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't pick the running quarterbacks.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Not the tiny ones because you're going to get hurt and

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_04]: this is exactly what happened.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to pick a running quarterback, they have

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_04]: to be a moose like a Josh Allen or a Lamar.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, I have moose or they have to be stay in the pocket

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_04]: people.

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Aka Joe Burrow.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want a little weenie person on the move that would

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_04]: include myself.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Russell Wilson always made me terribly nervous.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't take him.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You do you do he was more of a tank though to a and then

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_04]: he lost weight.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_04]: So he looks even skinnier.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know update.

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, that's all Snoop's been quiet.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're good on vacation.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_04]: He should be on vacation forever from all that Olympic

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_04]: hoo-ha.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Update.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_04]: This is weird.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_04]: So termites do we remember last Super Bowl?

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_04]: This is terrible incoming news, but you already know this

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_04]: if you listen to this podcast, you already know this.

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Um for Kansas City Chief guys were found dead frozen like

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Jack Nicholson in the shining in lawn chairs in this guy's

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_04]: backyard.

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: We did it's just been a long time.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry three of them were dead one guy left that before

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_04]: whatever happened happened the owner who was renting the home

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_04]: said that he went to bed and didn't wake up for like a day

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_04]: and a half really.

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_04]: How hungover were you right?

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_04]: On a Monday when you claim you have a real job like a day

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_04]: job.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Well after nine months, it's an event a nine-month probe.

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_04]: They said

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_04]: that they do expect charges to come soon, but not of the guy

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_04]: who rented the house not the host

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_04]: his name was

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_05]: wait Bob.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Jordan Willis rented the home.

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_04]: But prosecutors are not planning on holding him responsible.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: A drug dealer is expected to be charged in the case of three

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Casey who died in the freezing conditions after taking fentanyl

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_04]: at a friend's house earlier this year.

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I can say with confidence my client will not be charged in

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_04]: that regard.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_04]: My client will not be charged in any manner having to do with

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_04]: the untimely death of his friends.

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So a note to all drug dealers.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_04]: This is going on with the Matthew Perry thing too.

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: They are starting to

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_01]: drug dealers.

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, if I have any drug dealing termites if you're gonna like

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah, I mean they're starting to crack down on the root of the

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_04]: problem, you know who sold it who cooked this meth up in your

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_04]: basement or whatever and holding these people.

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: So there was one guy besides a homeowner another guy.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe that lived and he left maybe he knew where the

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: guys got the drugs and then that guy knew and then that guy

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_04]: knew and you know, so on and so forth.

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So heads up drug dealers just get your shit together.

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Stop making bad products that are killing people.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know what?

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: You're never gonna hear the weed guy killed somebody.

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no never.

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Update

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_04]: baby reindeer.

[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_04]: They get it.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They have a trial date baby reindeer 2025 with Netflix

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Netflix.

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_04]: What is the actual matter with you?

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Pay the woman.

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe it won all those Emmys.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Why are we rewarding this whether whether the the lady

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_04]: is crazy or not?

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_04]: That's for you to decide go on the internet and check out all

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_04]: the interviews with her come to your own conclusion.

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Do I believe she said stalked in some way shape or form?

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I do.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Does that make it okay to ruin someone's life on television?

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, she they didn't do one thing to hide her identity.

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Not one.

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_04]: You couldn't have been more accurate about describing this

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Lee.

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_04]: All you had to do is say, oh, she's Australian or Irish not

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Scottish.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: She is Scottish you dumbasses make her skinny.

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Why can't skinny people be stalkers?

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to make her the fat chick.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not nice.

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But she also does happen to be chubby in real life.

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So they just didn't do one thing.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_04]: What's a heart 50 170 million defamation lawsuit if you offer

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_04]: her 50 million?

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, she's pretty bullheaded.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_04]: She might hold out but she might tell you to fuck.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but in that Scottish.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, offer 100 million walk away.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You got everything you wanted out of it.

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Netflix a bazillion views.

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_04]: You got Emmys.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You couldn't have brought a wheelbarrow wouldn't have brought

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_04]: them all home for the ones they want.

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's nobody's given on this the federal trial.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Federal judge set this trial for May 6th start.

[00:31:06] Wow.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_04]: God, I hope she shows up.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's so fantastic.

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm canceling gigs if that happens.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Representing herself.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure she will know she's smart enough.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: No, not to do that.

[00:31:18] That would be great.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I remember when that subway shooter did that.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh Ted Bundy tried it too and I'm like, you know what guys

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: has that ever worked?

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you turned on the news and went.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no weird turn of events.

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Jeffrey Dahmer has cleared himself of all charges.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: No, he's good.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah update Bath and Beyond is returning.

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_04]: What I know.

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it's true.

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I gotta stop yawning bed baths by are they're coming back to

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_04]: the American retail landscape but not under traditional store

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_04]: opening model.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No, the parent company beyond Inc is planning financial

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: partnerships with two existing retail change what chains one

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_04]: of which is expected to begin converting some of its stores

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_04]: to bed bath and beyond early next year.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_04]: In addition, the company is negotiating with another entity

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_04]: to bring its overstock.com banner into physical retail

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_04]: space.

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not going down without a fight.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_04]: They were too big.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it was the joke.

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But also, you know, if you got on the ladder in bed bath

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_04]: and beyond all of a sudden there was an employee to reprimand

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_04]: me ma'am ma'am.

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I've already monkeyed my way up 15 steps.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to the fucking top because there's a comforter up

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_04]: there.

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I could kind of see and I'm going to I'll drag this whole

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_04]: aisle down if I have to and I'll put it back.

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Midwest polite, but you know, I couldn't find any employees.

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: There was always like one lady up at the thing and whatever

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_04]: there it's going to provide.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_04]: So they're going to be a lot smaller.

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the thing which I think could help.

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I also think they should consider my idea about putting a bar

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_04]: in there.

[00:33:03] Right?

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_04]: You can get a liquor license.

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not that hard.

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no towels and booze.

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Towels and booze toasters and I can't think of anything

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_04]: toasters and tequila.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_04]: See come on.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_04]: We could do this all day.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Sheets and slits.

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Slit.

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Slits beer.

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_04]: God, that's the old one.

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, this is this is holy shit.

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_04]: They found it.

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Beer bed and beyond.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right.

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Bath beer and beyond that sounds a little porno.

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: What else did they sell a lot of comfort comforters and

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Kahlua comforters and Kahlua.

[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I see.

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, good job.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's early.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Moving on.

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, our brains up.

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_04]: So Leonardo da Vinci has a $450 million masterpiece that we

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_04]: don't really know where it's at.

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the painting is called Salvador Mundi.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks very much like the Mona Lisa.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It is not the Mona Lisa.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It also say it said he it's like he's holding a ball.

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It also could be Christ.

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I look at these things and I don't know if it's a man or a

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_04]: woman.

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you know?

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean the Mona Lisa isn't quite distinct either.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this looks more like a man.

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a long hair curly kind of at the bottom but it kind of

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_04]: looks wet.

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he looks like he just got out of the shower and he's

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_04]: going like this like a peace sign.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess.

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It's been unavailable since it was auctioned off in 2017 at

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Christie's.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I'm gonna have to find out the name of the documentary.

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_04]: There was a great documentary about this place in Geneva where

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_04]: they have the most valuable shit in the world in these like

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_04]: storage lockers and it's by a harbor and it's underneath the

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_04]: ground.

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, yeah, but why would you want to buy this and put it in

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_04]: a storage unit underground?

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_04]: They believe that it's stored in Geneva and its owner crown

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Prince of course, Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia.

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_04]: The guy who changed dextered the guy he's going to make it

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_04]: public once again.

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they're claiming.

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he said it was it's in a lot in a larger effort to

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_04]: modernize Saudi Arabia.

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He is going to put it in a museum.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_04]: In Saudi Arabia.

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Guess what?

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll never be seen in person.

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There's many rumors of where it is, but experts confirm that

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_04]: it's in Geneva in this really weird place.

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I got to find out the name of that documentary was fascinating.

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_04]: But scholars have mixed opinions on the authority of Salvador

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_04]: paintings. Critics argue that both the style and restoration

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: of the painting.

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's a whole movie about this painting.

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched it like twice.

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Google, can you Google a movie about Leonardo da Vinci's

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Salvador Mundi?

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Because a lot of people say it was his assistants that did

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_04]: it. That it was da Vinci's assistants.

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_05]: The Lost Leonardo.

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_04]: The Lost Leonardo.

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what's it on?

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I loved it.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was great on Netflix.

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_04]: By the way, what else?

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do what I'm watching.

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched it for we're all over the place, but that's okay.

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Tides can keep up.

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Quick-witted people.

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: The Perfect Couple was phenomenal.

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Nicole Kidman is at some time terrifying it sometimes, but

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: not on purpose.

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like she's is on purpose, but not on purpose, but just

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_04]: everything about it was so great.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's only four episodes.

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're not committing to like seasons and all this.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_04]: The other one I'm enjoying at a leisurely pace is Dark

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Winds. It's about an Indian reservation.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_04]: And then the season one does kind of come to a conclusion.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So it doesn't leave you hanging and then season two picks up.

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It would be better if you saw season one to watch season two,

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_04]: but also not 100% necessary.

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_04]: So I like shows that can do that.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The Lost Leonardo.

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll put it in the schnotes.

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is the one.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's also on Prime.

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_05]: We love Prime.

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_05]: We love Amazon.

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_05]: We love Amazon.

[00:38:09] Holy shit, they found it.

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_04]: This is, you know, my dad because we used to watch all the

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_04]: history.

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He used to make me watch History Channel 24 hours a day, which

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I loved.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not like making me do it, but these Romans, as my dad

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_04]: would say, did a lot of roaming around.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He thought it was funny every time.

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably a little bit, maybe not.

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, I do agree.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_04]: The places these people walked, the Romans, when they were

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: conquering the world.

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_04]: This is nuts.

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_04]: A 2,000 year old Roman military camp has been discovered hidden

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_04]: in at unusual altitudes in the Swiss Alps.

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_04]: They went all the way up to the top.

[00:38:52] Wow.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_04]: At 7200 feet in the sky located at Colm Larunga, a corridor of

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_04]: the border of Switzerland and northern Italy.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Artifacts like arrowhead slingshots and other military equipment

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: were uncovered at the camp.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, here's the thing.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Once I walk up there, I'm not coming back.

[00:39:11] No, no, no.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_04]: 7,000 feet above sea level and then okay, let's say you did

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_04]: this for military strategic reasons to be able to get to the

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_04]: highest point of your viewing to see if someone's coming.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_04]: How am I going to tell the bottom people?

[00:39:29] Yeah.

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Do we have people in camps all the way down and we do it like

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_04]: the Pony Express?

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Here you go, Paddles.

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You run this note down to the next camp to the next camp and

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: say they're were being attacked.

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It's strategic but warriors must have trekked through the

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_04]: mountain pass to have a vantage spot overlooking a known

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Roman arrow battlefield which sits 29, 2,950 feet below the

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: camp.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: So they were above that.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_04]: The camp was found last year when a volunteer detectorist

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_04]: researching the area.

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what it says discovered a terrain structure which turned

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_04]: out to be a defensive wall.

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's just crazy how far it's also crazy what you can

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_04]: find up there.

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm gonna have to plan a trip where I go look for

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_04]: something.

[00:40:19] Okay.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know what just well, you know, just go with if

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: they can find stuff.

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There's stuff out there.

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the whole point of holy shit.

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_04]: They found it.

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_04]: It's still exciting.

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but Pompeii is already been there working on that.

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: People are working on that working very very hard.

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_05]: You mean qualified people?

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I mean qualified people.

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to be a gondolier in Venice?

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's lucky you're alive now because for before it was

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_04]: only for the males in the family females were not allowed

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: no girl.

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no girls.

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_04]: This is kind of fascinating and I'm going next year come out

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_04]: high water and my high water.

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean Venice could be sinking so it's on my bucket list.

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very high water.

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no.

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, this is news.

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't have any more updates.

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry news because they need a bunch of gondoliers.

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_04]: So you want to see if you want to do the job and let me tell

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_04]: you what when you get out in real water not that shit in

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Vegas at the Venetian.

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks a little harder than I would think.

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a skinny boat.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to have good balance which is not one of my

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_04]: fortes.

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel that way when we saw the ones in Vegas.

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I could do the one in Vegas because even if we capsize

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_04]: the water is only two feet deep.

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_05]: I think it's also on a track.

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: You think it's on a track?

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I never even looked at him long enough to decide that.

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll call our friend at the Venetian.

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, my hookups at the Venetian will tell me the truth.

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Is this like those antique cards at Six Flags?

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Are they really on a track?

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Venice needs new gondoliers.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The job requirements being 18 or over having high school level

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_04]: education, you have to know how to swim and you have to have

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_04]: a medical certificate that proves a healthy and robust

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_04]: constitution.

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: The application process is no simple matter.

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_04]: First budding gondoliers must apply to a training course.

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Art de gondolier.

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_04]: They will only be eligible if they can prove they can row

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_04]: or at least show signs of what having it takes to develop

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: the skill. Being able to move the gondola around is the most

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_04]: important thing.

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_04]: The pre-selection helps us to understand this.

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Are there people that can't roll a fucking boat?

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Really?

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The training process is rigorous.

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's what you're gonna have to do if you want to do it

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: paddles. You have to take 30 hours of theory lessons.

[00:42:51] Theory? About what?

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_04]: What theories are we talking about? We talk about aliens or

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_04]: medical things?

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Scientific theories, medical theories.

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_04]: During which they will you're going to learn the waterways

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_04]: equivalent of the highway code.

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's like driver's ed for that that should be applied

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_04]: to the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri and then it should

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_04]: also be applied to Old Hickory Lake in Tennessee.

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Those are just two I can mention.

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure there's many others.

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You're also going to be taught English and French.

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: You already know French.

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and about the history art and culture of Venice.

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why you would have to know French while you're

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_04]: in Italy except maybe the French insist upon it and they

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_04]: do have a reputation for doing things like that.

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a note for you.

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to let people do not speak the French,

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: we will inform all of the French not to go.

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: To all of Italy.

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the Spanish should take a cue from that.

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck the French.

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Easy there, panels.

[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not saying fuck French people.

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not nice.

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Just only in their yeah.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They insist on certain things.

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You're also you're going to be you have a particular focus

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_04]: on how the city was built and its water routes.

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_04]: You will have 10 hours of practical training involving

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_04]: rowing a gondolier with a single oar.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Staring a boat.

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_04]: This is called kayaking.

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_04]: This is called kayaking.

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_04]: There are only 433 in existence today.

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: The profession used to be exclusively male with its

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_04]: coveted license usually being handed down from father to

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_04]: son, but now the profession is open to anyone who's an

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_04]: EU citizen.

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_04]: You're out.

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_04]: You're out.

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Georgie Georgie Georgie.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_04]: A bus Cola became the first female gondolier in 2009 and

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_04]: today there are 14 well done ladies.

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a generational change people need to people retire

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_04]: and need to be replaced blah blah blah blah blah and they

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_04]: make good money.

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it was like a real job.

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_04]: This made me laugh though.

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_04]: You usually find that the young tourists only want to take

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_04]: selfies.

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It's family or people over 30 who show more curiosity about

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_04]: the city and want to know its history and how it was built

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_04]: such was the enthusiasm of a group of Chinese selfie takers

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_04]: on a gondola last December that they failed to heed the

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_04]: gondoliers order to sit down knocking the vessel out of

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_04]: balance and falling overboard.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd have left them for a while.

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't let him drown but I would have just like acted

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_04]: like I was rolling away and that's your fault and then

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_04]: make them panic.

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_04]: he had to scramble to rescue him the guy they will also be

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_04]: taught you'll also be taught keywords in non-European

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_04]: languages to avoid such incidents occurring.

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, what sit down?

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess what's the word I'm going to use so that they don't

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah,

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: the application process going to cost $1,000.

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_05]: yeah.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I think people want to do it.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a good gig.

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_05]: We need some citizenship.

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It's one of the most sought-out professions they say

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_04]: they can expect to earn a hundred and fifty thousand euros

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_04]: a year.

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I know that's crazy.

[00:46:41] I'm heading there.

[00:46:43] I'll figure it out.

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I would my arms would hurt my arms aren't in shape for that

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_04]: kind of shit.

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I would quit like day unless I just only took like two

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_04]: customers a day, but I think I would be in trouble for that.

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like they're they're kind of telling you to get your

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_04]: shit together and let's turn them and burn them like a

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_04]: steakhouse.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's go Kathleen quit talking to your people.

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_04]: This is crazy.

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I talked to my mom about this and my mom goes well, of

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_04]: course.

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I know about this gambling anything Catholic.

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like their Catholic education my mom and dad's was

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_04]: way better than mine, but mine is still better than some.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Canadian Catholicism.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know.

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know how you were awarded any kind of certificate.

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean you flunk with flying colors.

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_04]: We are settlers your settlers.

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, you're settlers before your religious people.

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That's for sure.

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The ones in the west of Canada.

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_04]: That's just wonderful.

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_04]: You can line dance and can't you ballroom dance to that's gym

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: class.

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I learned how to square dance at Lake of the Ozarks.

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_04]: This is another one like that like that none in Missouri

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_04]: except this is a perfectly preserved corpse of st.

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Teresa who died 450 years ago is hailed a miracle and my

[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: mom goes no she would be known as an incorruptible and I'm

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_04]: like what's incorruptible.

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it means people who their bodies stay perfect after

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_04]: their dead for the most part perfect.

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_04]: How many are known?

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know this lady died 500 years ago and it's being

[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_04]: called.

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this isn't oh she died in 68 her body still looks fine.

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_04]: She died in 1582.

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_04]: She was exhumed from a church in Spain last month leaving

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_04]: experts stunned.

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_04]: She had not decayed the team compared images of the remains

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: taken in 1914 to her today finding her face clearly visible

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_04]: and her remains were incorrupt the silver coffin encased in

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_04]: marble was open to study her remains and understand health

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_04]: conditions that plagued her during her life.

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, because I'm like what are y'all doing down there opening

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_04]: tombs from the 1590s.

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_04]: We got a creepy crawler down there.

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're doing that without a reason you just want to see

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_04]: dead bones and that's gross.

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she's the patron saint of chess players.

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Good for her.

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh shit.

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_04]: She has a lot of jobs.

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_04]: She's a patron saying the chess players lace makers loss of

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_04]: parents people in need of grace people in religious orders

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_04]: people ridiculed for their piety and those who are sick.

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot.

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_04]: How about we just let's just maybe two of those things like

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_04]: chess players and lace makers.

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really sure I even know what they mean by that.

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It was exhumed August 28th.

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Her body is still in corrupt look for God's miracles.

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_04]: They compared the photos.

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_04]: They have not released the images but said they will do

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_04]: that.

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_04]: There is no skin color because the skin is mummified but it

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_04]: can be seen especially in the middle of the face.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It can be to see well the face of Teresa's face is clear.

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Hmm.

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't they don't really I don't really have it.

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_04]: They're going to protect the remains but I wanted to see if

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_04]: there was something in here.

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll put it in there.

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_04]: She knows she suffered in her life from convulsion stomach

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_04]: problems dizziness and loss of consciousness.

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_04]: She defended her mystical experiences in her memoirs when

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_04]: she related symptoms to having a connection with God.

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there you go.

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's another one.

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: We got to this year.

[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, go Google it put how many incorruptible have are known

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_04]: if better words I was like have been dug up.

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I was going to Google.

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_04]: How many over 300?

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, that's a lot of see and then that makes me worried.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_04]: What if I cremate myself and I didn't have my body now the

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_04]: odds of me being an incorruptible aren't very high but

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_04]: prudence is the key.

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_04]: How incorrupt is incorruptible?

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a very good question.

[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Who's deciding that's the other thing who's the judge and jury

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_04]: of what the the tenant should be.

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_04]: The Vatican we have so many fun things going on.

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_04]: We've got incorruptible and people being Millennials being

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_04]: sainted and yeah, his body's on display loose.

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean article about some Saints arm is on tour.

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I forget you can go see the person's arm.

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Is he going to lose if you're in any one of these towns you're

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_04]: getting down there and take a picture of it for me.

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_04]: He would totally do it.

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you are allowed to take photos.

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Do you guys like Party City?

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, my nephew when he was little loved it kids like it

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_04]: for Halloween, but he loved it for for like he wanted to get

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_04]: his own stuff if he was having his birthday.

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_04]: This is when he's like six, you know, but also to go in there

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_04]: when they had their own money was just as bad as a dollar

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_04]: store.

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God, just math.

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_04]: It didn't make sense and fuck it me just throwing shit in the

[00:52:32] [SPEAKER_04]: cart going I'm paying for all of it.

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Merry Christmas.

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they're like our mom said you're not supposed to

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_04]: buy everything.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, well your mom's younger than me.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Guess what you do?

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_04]: How about you dummy up not tell your mom?

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I did that keep the money on the download.

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not stealing and it's not lying.

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I didn't understand Party Cities if you've ever been

[00:52:56] [SPEAKER_04]: in one there humongous.

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Again, I don't understand.

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What is the rent?

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What is the rent?

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe it was cheap back then sometimes they open strip malls

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_04]: and give people free rent for an extended amount of time to

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_04]: get to make them all full to then you charge them rent later.

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That's good for bachelorette parties.

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I say I never really look for adult things in there and

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_04]: never even thought about that.

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Balloon.

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, they did have good balloons.

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, there's a lot of them that are closing in January

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Party City entered Chapter 11 bankruptcy in order to

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_04]: restructure their debts and try to make a plan to move ahead.

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_04]: They've recently emerged from Chapter 11, but that plan

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_04]: including a number of stores across America 36 have closed

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_04]: in 17 states check by you.

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I just thought there was too much space a lot of paper a

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_04]: lot of junk to a lot of shit that could I felt like everything

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_04]: was $2 from China.

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, not and it didn't see a lot of high quality but for

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_04]: a little kids birthday party.

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you don't need a lot of streamers?

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, a lot of paper plates.

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_04]: They carry more than 45,000 items in their stuff.

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot of the items.

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 45.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This is where I could not do that job because I'd organize

[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_04]: a box and then another box would come and I'd be like this

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_04]: and there's no end to this.

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't do this.

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't organize, you know party.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_02]: 45,000 items.

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_02]: No wonder it takes you so long to check out.

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there's a lot of items to keep stock.

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So when some don't perform better than other it becomes

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_04]: counterproductive.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They have larger numbers of items that don't take up that

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: don't sell taking up shelf space.

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well put them on sale.

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_04]: If the managers employees don't stay ahead of those waves

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_04]: they can quickly come crashing down other factors that can

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_04]: contribute to the closures or locations and demographics

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_04]: of each store.

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_04]: If you have an upcoming party or need some gold plastic

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_04]: cups for an event.

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You can still shop online.

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Just go online, but kids liked going in there and I like

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_04]: seeing them in there because they had so much fun.

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you could go to Amazon but Party City, they got excited

[00:55:05] [SPEAKER_04]: because of the party.

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's another place.

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_04]: They should have put a bar and then all of us parents could

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_04]: sit there and enjoy a margarita and let them run around

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_04]: the store and pick up whatever the hell.

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Starbucks.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there was wasn't there a Starbucks somewhere on the

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_04]: road.

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I told you about that had alcohol.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Was it Taco Bell?

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a place that usually wouldn't did and I was shocked.

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_04]: So their new CEO published an open letter about the chain

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_04]: on his second day at the job.

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the little jackass we hate that has a private jet.

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian.

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi Brian.

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you enjoying your private jet from Newport Beach to

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Seattle?

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Give us back the straws.

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever heard of John Wayne Airport?

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's in Orange County.

[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_04]: He said now he does want customers to linger at the cafe

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: that they used like they used to.

[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_04]: He said their role is third place has diminished.

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_04]: He wants you to stop by your store then maybe kick back

[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_04]: hang around order a second coffee and chat with your

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_04]: fellow customers.

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_04]: This is usually me with fellow customers.

[00:56:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't believe that man shit is that loud and he won't turn

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_04]: it down.

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There's always some guy that's like 60.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_04]: It'd be my dad.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything's on speakerphone dude.

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_05]: You're in public.

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_04]: He wants to change it.

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_04]: We're committing to elevating the in-store experience ensuring

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_04]: our spaces reflect the sights smells and sounds that define

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Starbucks.

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think the kids care old people care this the five

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_04]: seven Russian guys that meet at mine every morning.

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes there's only four but they get all the way up to

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_04]: seven.

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_04]: They're their own little pack, but they're old.

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They're 70.

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they're having fun.

[00:57:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think they could play pickleball a couple of them

[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_04]: a couple know they're going to be they're going to make them

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_04]: inviting places to linger.

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's the thing Starbucks.

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I go around this country every single week and I've been to

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_04]: a million and all you've done lately is shut the space down

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: to take out the goddamn furniture.

[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Some of them are huge and there's not a chair in there

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_04]: in cities as big cities, especially I mean New York you

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_04]: might as well just stand out on the street and someone will

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_04]: throw coffee in your face and go there's a coffee ordered

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_04]: because you are not you can't even like I bring my own sugar

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_04]: well because the thing's so tiny and then you got to ask them

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_04]: now.

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a thing.

[00:57:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They never came back from covid with that.

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Some did some stores put the coffee in the cream.

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't believe after the Tylenol scare in the what

[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_04]: 1990s that we still put cream out in a thing.

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_04]: What are you talking about?

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_03]: The Tylenol scare in the 90s?

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: What is that?

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The Tylenol scare.

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_04]: What is that?

[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It's when people were Google it but they were taking Tylenol

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_04]: the gels and filling them with poison and then people were

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_04]: buying it and eating them.

[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the coffee cream?

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm saying you can't leave something that is for the

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_04]: public out and available for someone to tamper with.

[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Google Tylenol scare.

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_04]: My phone's off or I would do it.

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Keep up paddles.

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Do it.

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It could have been the 2000s.

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Put Tylenol, what year was a Tylenol scare?

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, the chain has invested in its drive-thru pickup and

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_04]: delivery sites over the last several years.

[00:58:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Efforts that have become at odds with the traditional role

[00:58:41] [SPEAKER_04]: as quote, 1982.

[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the 80s.

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was 1982.

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_04]: The Tylenol scare.

[00:58:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a big thing.

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_05]: 82.

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:58:53] Move it on.

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm just saying after that they made a big crackdown

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_04]: on what you could tamper with.

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That's ridiculous.

[00:59:06] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:59:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's ridiculous that there's creamers.

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Seven to say seven fine Americans died perished and you're

[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_04]: sitting here laughing.

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_04]: You're sitting here laughing at the death.

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_05]: We can't have cream on counters because of the Tylenol scare.

[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a feel-good story.

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to tell you somebody you should be scared of.

[00:59:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you should be very scared of him.

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I did not know.

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but now let's go back to Starbucks for a minute.

[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_04]: So now he wants to put all the furniture back in.

[00:59:45] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_04]: that's my dad would say.

[00:59:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Pavel Durov.

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_04]: You ever heard of Pavel?

[00:59:53] Nope.

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Pavel is a Russian Elon.

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_05]: A real one.

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a real one.

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_04]: We have an equivalent.

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a Libra.

[01:00:04] Sorry.

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Born on October 10th.

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: 1984.

[01:00:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Two years after the Tylenol scare, so we know he didn't do it.

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they ever caught the person who did it.

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It's crazy.

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to get into this later.

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just last week.

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Him and his brother.

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, he's a bazillionaire.

[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Where's his money come from?

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Him and his brother Nikolai Durov.

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_04]: They founded the social network VK.

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_04]: This is all in Russian.

[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: In 20, in 2006.

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It became the most popular social network in Russia.

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So he's kind of like a Zucker and an ELA.

[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_04]: In 2014 after a conflict with the new owners of the company and

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_04]: pressure from the Russian authorities,

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_04]: he resigned of the CEO as a CEO of VK and left Russia for the

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Caribbean nations of St. Kitts and Nevis.

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Then he invited,

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_04]: he invented, I'm sorry,

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: a telegram,

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_04]: which is apparently in a huge messaging app like WhatsApp.

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_04]: In Russia, and I don't know where else it doesn't ever say.

[01:01:13] [SPEAKER_04]: They created that in 2013, him and his brother,

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_04]: and it claims a high level of data privacy, data privacy.

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: In 2021, he held citizenships in four countries,

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Russia, St. Kitts, Nevis,

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_04]: the UAE, and France.

[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He was on Forbes billionaire list in 2023 with a network

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_04]: of 11.5 billion.

[01:01:35] Wow.

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's crazy amounts of money.

[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But

[01:01:41] [SPEAKER_04]: in August he was arrested in France.

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Party might be over.

[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe he can get hooked up with PDD and SL.

[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_04]: They can talk about all their money.

[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Criminal charges relating to an alleged lack of content

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: moderation on telegram and refusal to work with the

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: police,

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: which allowed the spread of criminal activity.

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They're saying there was a lot of dark web shit on telegram

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and that he allowed it in order to make money.

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, we do not know if those things are true,

[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_04]: they're kind of France arrested him

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: and he can't leave France,

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: but he will leave like,

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_04]: that's why I'm glad they denied

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_04]: bail for PDD.

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He's got a jet in New York.

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, then he wanted to

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_04]: he wanted to attend trial, but he'd live in Miami and fly up

[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_04]: every day.

[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: No,

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: no, we need the children.

[01:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He claims that he's

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Pavel

[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_04]: says he's the father to a hundred kids.

[01:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: What is with these these

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_04]: white rich

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_04]: guys wanting to have

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: shitloads of kids like what's Elon's got like

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_04]: not

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: 12

[01:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like a power move.

[01:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not like you don't

[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_04]: nobody would you don't have time.

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: No one has time for a hundred kids.

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: See at 7

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: 12.

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_04]: some of those seven are twins.

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to count twice.

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Well children's names ages and mothers going in the show.

[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, multiple mothers.

[01:03:11] [SPEAKER_04]: He is a they say he's a combo of Zuckerberg's

[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_04]: and Jack Dorsey's bizarre lifestyle habits and Elon's

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Musk libertarian streak

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: put puts a plus a similar obsession

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_04]: with pro natalism and fathering children.

[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean it's what you just want to see more yourself.

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Mini-me's

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Jesus.

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm going to we're going to keep up on

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: whether or not the French keep him

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: and whether or not he gets in trouble.

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like the internet is the Wild West and these guys

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_04]: are doing whatever the fuck they want

[01:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: and by the time our slow news process,

[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_04]: you know, our justice system catches up.

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It's almost it's too late.

[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The bots are out of control.

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, as a matter of fact,

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I have an article here from Mark Cuban who I do like

[01:04:03] [SPEAKER_04]: where he was he thinks Elon Musk is biggest power play

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: on X is letting think is letting users think they have

[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_04]: free speech.

[01:04:12] Yeah,

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: X isn't the bastion of spree is free speech.

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone thinks it is.

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: He said Mark Mark Cuban said the Shark Tank stars said the

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_04]: platform is only as free as Elon wants it to be

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: he Cuban is a frequently a car accused Musk of running X

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_04]: based on the latter's own whims.

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's he bought it.

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He owns it.

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_04]: He knew whatever he wants.

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I know everybody think this is a platform of free speech,

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_04]: but I see the opposite he said

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: but also I don't really take it that seriously host like

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: if I have a free speech matter,

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think why would I go on Twitter about that?

[01:04:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Like right now

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I know

[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_04]: free speech is a bedrock of a functioning democracy and

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Twitter is the digital Town Square where metals vital to

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_04]: the future of humanity are debated.

[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Elon said

[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh Elon,

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: no, it's either going to be a right-wing thing or a left-wing

[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: thing or just not a thing Instagram is not left or right.

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't feel like

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: it's just funny pictures

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_04]: funny little movies.

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Very nice.

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: You can shop

[01:05:20] [SPEAKER_04]: everything I bought off Instagram those dicey though.

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: One thing I got one sweater on there that turned out to be

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: exactly as advertised

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: was a little itchy.

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure the wool

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: not sure the wool

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: is the finest wool that could have been purchased.

[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I've touched sheep that were a lot lot

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_04]: it's only free as Elon wants it to be Mark said he can

[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: intimidate he can alter the algorithm.

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He can suspend anyone.

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He wants it.

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's a king.

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: He's the ultimate arbitrator

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_04]: of everything on here Arbiter.

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry of everything on here

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: and the biggest plower play is him making you think you have

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_04]: spree of each until there's nothing any of us can do about

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_04]: it, right?

[01:05:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I think he bought it.

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he bought it to destroy it.

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You abstaining from Twitter.

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I participate.

[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I like Instagram too and I like the tick-tock

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: and I don't understand.

[01:06:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand Snapchat.

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't really do that one.

[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it is for the kids.

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I have to feel good stories.

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're going to do.

[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: To feel good stories.

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the first one

[01:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: and it happened right here in Nashville on the footbridge

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_04]: John Bon Jovi saves a woman's life who was going to jump

[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: from the bridge.

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: He actually did

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_04]: he is still very cute.

[01:06:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He's out there filming a music video

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_04]: and there was a woman on the edge of the railing.

[01:06:50] [SPEAKER_04]: She was on the other side.

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I would be terrified to approach someone like what if I said

[01:06:54] [SPEAKER_04]: the wrong thing

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and then they went fuck you and John then I'd be like I

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: was at least accidentally participated in that.

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: He approached the woman apparently he has a training in

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_04]: all this

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: and I

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: He has training?

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah,

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah, because he has a charity deal.

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me tell you if I can find it.

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.

[01:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, this is all about a surgery of vocal surgery.

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why he doesn't sound so good.

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't have he has some if you go to his website and

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_04]: stuff.

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He has like a mental health

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: charity thing that he's really into so I guess he knows how

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: to talk to people

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: that are

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_04]: in some sort of distress

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_04]: and it worked.

[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I bet that lady really is rethinking a lot of things.

[01:07:45] Yeah.

[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I was gonna kill myself

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_04]: and then John Bon Toffee walked up to me.

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like living on a prayer for an eight little you

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: look at Jersey marching right up to save my own ass.

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: This story made me laugh.

[01:08:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that we should be laughing

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_04]: but bear in mind Target is one of my favorite stores.

[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I love Target.

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Love it.

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Eight-year-old Ohio girl takes family's SUV

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_04]: on a 20-minute joyride to Target.

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Now the car is a Nissan Rogue.

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God, which I have SUV.

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no.

[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the car.

[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a Rogue.

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I've driven those I've rented those the Rogues.

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how an eight-year-old is tall enough

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_04]: to reach the pedals and the wheel and be able to see.

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: An eight-year-old's not my height.

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not 5'1".

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not 5'1".

[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I am 5'1".

[01:08:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I'll challenge anybody.

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll challenge anybody to pickleball who says I'm not.

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Her family reported her missing to the Bedford Police Department

[01:08:54] [SPEAKER_04]: around 7 a.m.

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To their amazement a ring neighbors ring camera revealed

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: the little girl climbed up in the driver's seat and drove off.

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_04]: At the same time police were getting reports of a child

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: driving a car seat on East Rockside Road that matched

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: the description of the missing vehicle and their scramble

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_04]: to find the eight-year-old.

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_04]: The victory came when a license plate reader picked up the SUV

[01:09:16] [SPEAKER_04]: on Pettitbone Road.

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, finally Brainbridge cops located the vehicle in the

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_04]: parking lot of a Target and she was found inside the store

[01:09:28] [SPEAKER_04]: and when they found her she had a Frappuccino.

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the children that are on the move.

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I love it.

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: She will take matters into her own hands.

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to go to Target.

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, I do.

[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you don't want to spend money on fancy coffee.

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's delicious.

[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, see nobody was hurt.

[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: She did admit that she took out a mailbox on the drive.

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody's mailbox is dead and gone.

[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It takes 25 minutes to drive the more than 10 miles.

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_04]: She drove 25 minutes 10 miles.

[01:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: They said there's not going to be probably any charges.

[01:10:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a quote ongoing investigation.

[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Can you imagine?

[01:10:08] [SPEAKER_05]: How would she know how to get there?

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_04]: She's the eight-year-old probably knew to put it in the

[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_04]: GPS.

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Target by me.

[01:10:17] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I would do.

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That's how easy it is nearest Target to me and then hit start.

[01:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: They did not they did let her finish her Frappuccino.

[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_04]: The cops said we're not mean we let her finish it.

[01:10:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That's just a wonderful story.

[01:10:39] [SPEAKER_04]: So there's your feel-good stories.

[01:10:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Nice termites.

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to say do some thank yous and then some quotes.

[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's here's to the girl.

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_04]: What if you saw an eight-year-old driving next to you?

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But people might think I'm an eight-year-old.

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I know if you're behind me, you don't see the head of a driver.

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Nope.

[01:11:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a driverless car.

[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The giant Haribu bear backstage.

[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That was it.

[01:11:06] [SPEAKER_04]: These are from Columbus.

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It was very cute.

[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That was Michelle and Martin lots of Cleveland local beers shared

[01:11:12] [SPEAKER_04]: him with Mike shared him with the staff in Columbus.

[01:11:15] Yeah.

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I did.

[01:11:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I did bring it up.

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So I sometimes I do the joke of my but it's not really a joke.

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just what happened.

[01:11:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I was sitting on Southwest next to 220 somethings and just when

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I think they can't make me laugh any harder for goofball reasons

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_04]: the one goes I know nobody manifests like Mindy was she said

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: it with a tone of jealousy and like there's no way you could

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_04]: ever be as good at Mindy while they so this shirt that says

[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_04]: nobody manifests like I love it.

[01:11:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they have they got the podcast episode on it.

[01:11:50] [SPEAKER_04]: 177.

[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_04]: That was from Karen and her daughter Kate and the cat treats

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: and I was out of greenies and boy just in time.

[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_04]: They're mad at me.

[01:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I've been gone too much.

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I've been going a lot.

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It was just you know, I had to make up all those shows and

[01:12:12] [SPEAKER_04]: so the greenies from Terry and Donna much appreciated and the

[01:12:16] [SPEAKER_04]: golf stuff.

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I got to get they have a great hoodie.

[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't bring it up.

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to wash it and that's the the Bigfoot T Sandra and

[01:12:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Julie and Columbus and super cool.

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh the cat toy.

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:12:34] [SPEAKER_04]: That's from Bowen Wade in Columbus and a bunch of the Lexington.

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're cats.

[01:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh I see Barb and her cats Luna cowboy Amos bow and Wade

[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_04]: and I got it.

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I read a lot of the cat stuff backstage because I like it.

[01:12:51] [SPEAKER_04]: There's so many people that have funny cat names like they've

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_04]: named their kids really.

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I like nacho and taco.

[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That's hilarious.

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Cowboy Amos is funny and then Lex Lex and Lexington.

[01:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I got the bourbon balls.

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_04]: My mom's gonna love them and a cocaine Monday catnip.

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_04]: It's it's here.

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: So these are bags.

[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a catnip like paper bag.

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: So like if I open an Amazon box and as any paper they all go

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_04]: crazy.

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_04]: They want the box.

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I want the paper.

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, this is the ultimate cat toy because it finally somebody

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: got smart and made put catnip in a brown paper bag.

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_04]: They'll think it's just a regular bag that they should be

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_04]: playing with and then they're going to get high as shit.

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's gonna be great.

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's from Nikki and Michelle.

[01:13:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So thanks all the termites.

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll see you guys out on the road.

[01:13:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It's time to fantasy questions.

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_04]: My team is in second place.

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm yep.

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep, and that's with a lot of injuries.

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Thankfully I have escaped the serious injuries like I didn't

[01:13:57] [SPEAKER_04]: have to I didn't have I didn't have Christian McCaffrey or

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Cooper Cups hurt now.

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean and those people were like first rounders when maybe

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: not to a but Christian was yeah, my guys are just kind of

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah, I don't want to drink some.

[01:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I did terrible in the pick-up pool though.

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: The only game I picked right was a game.

[01:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I was actually sitting at the Titans just no, no, no.

[01:14:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I love going to Titans games.

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I love because you can walk from downtown Park anywhere.

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You want the Jets fans for a shout out.

[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why I thought they'd be a little more aggressive

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_04]: because they live in New York where we're nicest people ever

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: funny fun.

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I met Jetman.

[01:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a man who wears a cape.

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Sometimes he gets shown on TV.

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: He was super fun.

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I taught him how much moonshine they should or should

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_04]: not have because they were going to go a little far with it

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: and I'm like you will massively regret that.

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me help you.

[01:14:58] [SPEAKER_04]: There were Jets fans everywhere.

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd say a third of the stadium if not more were Jets fans

[01:15:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and it was a perfect day like 85 degrees.

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean perfect for me not if you're hot and a football player

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: and all that crap not perfect for you at all.

[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_04]: My sister went to the Chiefs game her and Matt and their

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: friends and it was like 90 there.

[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_04]: She just kept saying it's so hot here.

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a but we had cloud cover down here in Nashville and

[01:15:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Kansas City did not it was just the Sun beating down on

[01:15:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Highway 70 in Arrowhead Stadium.

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I might go to the Packer game.

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know it depends on if Jordan Love plays it also

[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: depends if it's really going to be 95.

[01:15:41] [SPEAKER_04]: The Packer fans will wilt like tiny tiny tiny flowers.

[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_04]: They're gonna hate it.

[01:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: They want it to be nine not 95.

[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and they're gonna have their what they're gonna have

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_04]: the wrong jersey on.

[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: They probably don't even have a short sleeve one.

[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: No, the Packer store that was the greatest story I've ever

[01:15:59] [SPEAKER_04]: been in my life as far as merch goes for your team.

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It is fucking it does not end and everything is more fantastic

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: than an actually a pool table with all Packer balls.

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean they've thought of everything.

[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never been in the Cowboys one.

[01:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I would imagine there's be another one that's like because

[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Jerry's the master marketer, but yeah, so fancy everything's

[01:16:20] [SPEAKER_04]: fine the pick-up pool not so good.

[01:16:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I am destroying in the children's pool and I think that we

[01:16:28] [SPEAKER_04]: need to have a meeting with some of the children about the

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_04]: waiver wire.

[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they understand how to pick up people and when

[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_04]: you do it and then they're like, I don't know the addicts are

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_04]: doing well.

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The two children that I believe are full-blown addicts.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: They're doing great.

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: How old are they?

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Twelve nine somewhere around there.

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so that's it.

[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_04]: If you guys are in pick-up pools.

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Geez, everybody did bad last week though.

[01:16:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody did but I'm in 14th overall Lewis is in 17th.

[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I take a lot of pride personal pride and just beating him.

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I have a thing going on with just him.

[01:17:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, George Kittle.

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Kittles and bits right here.

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Fine hit but they're San Francisco people keep getting

[01:17:19] [SPEAKER_04]: hurt. So I'm hoping we're going to pass a little bit more to

[01:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: George Kittles and bits for me.

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.