Episode 137: Confirming The Zodiac Killer, Free Lighthouses, & Potential Sainthood Unearthed in Missouri

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigans Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool Let's talk about what's been going on. Targets! I am back! Excuse me. Episode 137 the pub is open. So many things. This has been...

[00:00:35] Let me tell you who's giving me a run for my money. The 80s some things. Everybody I know over 80. This time. This time it was dad. Last time it was mom. Time for that dad. Time for that mom. So they just rotate with episodes of just

[00:00:57] What the fuck? What the fuck? I haven't cancelled the show in 35 years. Never. Even when my grandpa died, his timing was so great. He died on a Sunday. Yeah, and I got home. No problem. Yeah, so I felt very bad about that to

[00:01:14] Santa Rosa and Wheatland. But I'll come back. It's always scheduled. Thank you for everybody that held on to a ticket. The ticket's the same and if that date doesn't work, I

[00:01:24] totally assume they'll give you your money back. I haven't gotten into all that because there have been a lot of other You know questions. How can we get the dog in the hospital? Maggie doesn't like it here. Maggie doesn't like it downstairs.

[00:01:47] Anyway, thanks for everybody who wrote something. We have made it through this incident and we're on to fresher waters. Let's put it that way. Commer waters, I hope. Fresh water. Just moving on and you know the 80 something's got some work to do. It's on you and

[00:02:08] I will be back there a lot to help. In the meantime What are we drinking? It's a very good question. While I was up in St. Louis a lot, I was down at the lake a lot.

[00:02:18] I was in Columbia a lot. Shout out to all nurses that deal with elderly people just in general because although my parents I think are pretty good-natured and humored, there's a lot I heard up there that were not and I think man,

[00:02:37] some of the stuff I'm seeing out of my own 80 something is I'm like, yeah, that's a little Yeah, not for me. Not doing that. There are just so the ones in Columbia, Missouri, Bone County, just the best. Nicest young people on the ball, the

[00:02:56] therapy people for the rehab thing. The one girl's 28 and she's gonna become a forensic. She already works at Fulton State Hospital, which in Missouri is like that's bad. That's the bad bad bad bad state hospital. And then she teaches occupational therapy also, but

[00:03:13] she's only 28. She's getting her master's degree. I think it's called forensic psychology where she decides when you get put in the total cray-cray place she decides if you're really crazy or you're faking it just so you don't have to go back to prison.

[00:03:27] Yeah, she's only 28. So there's so many young people that were just doing awesome things and things that I think I could not do that for a living. And I well then I was into it. I go so when you interview these people are you in a room alone?

[00:03:41] She's like, oh no, we're in a big room and there's like 40 people and there's guards. Yeah, because I mean if the person's truly bananas, I don't and she's you know just one woman. Yeah

[00:03:53] So shout out to all the young people and all the people that I've ran into in the last month of And I was gonna go to Ireland that canceled At least I didn't have to cancel any more shows because I was already supposed to be off

[00:04:12] So that's where I've been the messages were great though. I read them all on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook all of it I even went and did all of Facebook and sometimes I never do that. That's how bored I got sometimes

[00:04:24] We're all taking shifts and then I'm like, well, you know Fuck am I gonna do now? Yeah, I've read every magazine Okay, so shout out to those guys for hanging on tickets next show is mirage, but I'll do the dates and look

[00:04:37] All right, we have it. We have a hat. We have a lake summer hat Madigan's pubcast established 2020 and then my brother goes yeah, um, you know, you could just bring a car full of those up here Hey, buddy, I

[00:04:52] Go no Pat. I go go on the website. They're not even at the house. There's one at the house to show people That's mine. That's my hat Well, the merch kids are downtown. He's like he wants me to swing by downtown

[00:05:04] I said, why don't you swing by my website? I Don't get him his goddamn hat. Anyway, so what are we drinking cuz we were up and say Louis a lot too Sunny cat the second shift brewing brewing. I have a hard time with that word

[00:05:21] But I bought it because it looks exactly like my sister's cat Coco Yeah, baby cat was very mad. I've been gone longer than I normally would ever be gone What an attitude pissed off for two to all fucking days

[00:05:34] I'm like really you wouldn't even be alive if it one for me and now you're copping an attitude The others were fine They didn't care cuz they're horse and they know I have pure a's cuz some of you termites have said pure a now

[00:05:46] I didn't even know about it. Well, I haven't had a cat since I was 10. I'm like, well, what is this? They know the packaging if I get it out there Anyway

[00:05:56] So shout out to that what are we trying to eat before we get on to all the crazy news and God knows I've got a lot of so by old Vienna red hot riplets tages chips from St. Louis

[00:06:06] Let me tell you what they're in my top five. Yep uh-huh old Vienna Maid in Fenton, Missouri, which is about 40 minutes south of the arch case. You're wondering also He's caught my eye for my mom Caramel cold brew M&M's why is that so gross?

[00:06:32] Yeah, why not well, I'm not even a candy person It looks good. Oh look there's a thing I was supposed to scan for fun. I didn't do it And what if there's nuts in here Oh Hmm Um There's no out No

[00:07:01] My my new implants gonna fall out. It's very carmally I do taste cold brew Yes, like coffee caramel. I'd rather just have it as dress. Oh, yeah I'll take him to my mom Next week All right, um

[00:07:25] So many things for Queen gosh who we're gonna go to first We're gonna go to Queen Tay-Tay Who has broken up apparently with that guy good good what a what a Yeah, I'd that guy

[00:07:41] I'm not I don't know what the children are up to but I know when it's a bad child when I look at it And he has a bad child I don't like anything about that guy and I don't know why

[00:07:49] But well, I do know some of it the things he was saying and things he said on podcast I'm like, what is she doing? Does she know this? I mean Well, she her Nashville shows the ones in the rain They did all the

[00:08:05] Like the Chamber of Commerce and everything did their math. She generated $28 million of revenue over a weekend I Think her next CD she'd be called I'm an economy because she is an economy. She's a kind of I mean It's the craziest thing That hotels in Nashville were more 90%

[00:08:27] Full on Friday and Saturday night of the tour. I mean that's just crazy it was also Oprah Winfrey was here delivering a graduate graduate speech to the Tennessee State University. Yeah, well, I don't really think that attracted the graduate people

[00:08:49] Tanya Queen Tanya we're moving on Tete is still out there on her Tanya made history. How can you do that? This is amazing. You got to go Google the video I

[00:09:05] Love it for the first time in the history of the 97 years of the history of the Grand Ole Opry and artists entered on stage and performed on horseback

[00:09:14] What she came out on a horse and it's not just any horse. It's this black thing that looks like it's out of some I don't know old Romance move like it's got it looks like a giant Clyde sale, but all black

[00:09:28] It's beautiful skilled at making her entrance. Tanya Tucker rode on stage at the opera aside a black Rizan stallion named low the magnificent And sang her opening song kindness

[00:09:41] The event was the first time in nearly a century long run of broadcast that the horse has been ridden on stage at the at the opry stage She worked along all these people to make it happen

[00:09:52] She was also seen in 2003 riding the same horse through the streets of natural after the Spent of her induction into the country music hall of fame and her headlining shows at the rhyman on june 3rd and 4th Yeah, uh a longtime lover of horses. Tucker is also featured

[00:10:09] Standing in front of one on the cover of sweet western sound her 2019 album while i'm living which earned her three Grammys So you got to go see this video. I mean it's just amazing

[00:10:23] Well, and then I think what if the horse takes a dump backstage? I mean is any but I'm sure they have Things to deal with that but um I think that was all my queen updates steve's back out on the road Share nothing. Oh dolly

[00:10:40] She I and she got uh, she broke Guinness world records, but the article didn't bring it out right I'll do it next week, but uh dolly is killing it on the Guinness world book I wonder if you even care anymore Like when you're 78

[00:10:55] I yes, I don't ever think about the Guinness world book of records like that was a thing like from the 70s. I don't think Like we were so bored

[00:11:04] Without like cable tv or ipads. I used to read the Guinness world book of records in the summer and think is there anything I can do To be yeah, like is there something stupid in here that nobody's thinking about like how long can you eat

[00:11:17] Corn or something like that like that I could and I never did find anything not one every summer. I would go through it um And before we go on to updates

[00:11:28] Can we talk about what I I haven't been with you guys in a while? That's how I'm out of sync with everything But uh the end of succession I liked it I didn't love it It made sense But it also

[00:11:44] Didn't I just didn't think that the and I won't talk about it long for the people that haven't seen it. Um It's the same with yellow jackets. That's the end of that season Loved it. Oh, and then my friend Kathy told me watch shiny happy people

[00:11:56] About the duggers or duggers. I don't even know how you said I never watched that show I'm like, how did this whole Fucking thing get by me like I knew There's a family with a bunch of kids But I just didn't care an octomom

[00:12:11] I think I cared because they were all from the same bunch like a Bunch of cats in the same litter. I just wanted to see what they looked I just want to see if they looked like each other

[00:12:19] But I didn't care about her or well, I don't know They were all born at the same time. That's different than oh, we're just crazy over here 19 kids and um I have only made it through one and a half episodes But if you haven't seen it

[00:12:37] It's not it's not just about that family And then the son josh is now in prison for 12 years for child porn and I don't even think he went to prison for molesting his sisters

[00:12:46] I think that was just like do you do you whatever you do at home? Yeah Um, but there's this guy in there. It's basically a giant cult Um that was he he was people he was filling arenas In the 80s and 90s

[00:13:04] What is his google google his name that we're got and I've never even heard of this guy. I'm like that's just shows you how Many things are going on Wherever the hell how did I never what never heard of his guy? What?

[00:13:20] What what cult are the duggers dugers? I don't know how to say it IPlp, what's his name? Oh, I be lp Oh Mark something Well, he's this guy. Oh bill gotherd or mark something bill gotherd Wow, well the teachings of this guy It's the whole throwback thing

[00:13:51] Where the guys in charge of the house the wife supposed to have kids and do nothing else But raise the kids and then they throw homeschool on top of it like look if you think I'm having 19 kids And homeschooling them. Yeah, watch me run away

[00:14:04] Institute of basic life principles. Yeah, well If you get involved in it um Yeah, I didn't I don't see how as a woman I am not agreeing to any of that If it was a checklist and somebody was reading it starting with one

[00:14:28] I know two. No not doing that either three Nope, not doing that either. Um, but who knew it? So it's not just a story about that guy the one sun beam A totes perv and molesters up. It's about this other thing that all these people were involved in

[00:14:47] I gotta see I gotta get more into that and see if that's still even a thing is it still it is Yeah, we'll get into it next week Oh my god. Well, that's the only thing I've been watching except for cardinal games Um

[00:15:01] And the cardinals are so horrible. You know what fredberg doesn't even he should be I'm gonna put a black My one of my silver Claws over his head until right there in last place. I can't I can't I can't um put up with it

[00:15:15] No, and it's not just this year because people go you cardinal fans if you're not in first place every year Bullshit, it's been since 2011 or 10. I don't even remember

[00:15:24] We make it to the wild card and then we lose 11. We made it to the world series and lost so it's been a thing now Where we're just good enough To get into the wild card because our little

[00:15:35] Division sucks too. I can't even believe my friend bill crawford very funny comedian and radio guy at pit spree The pirates are fucking ahead of us No, then that's a no Nobody goes the reds my brother just went to Cincinnati and went to the reds game

[00:15:51] Nobody's there because my brother goes. Where should we get seats? I go sit wherever you want pat There's only going to be 4,800 of you It doesn't matter you'll be fine and he was laughing

[00:16:00] He was taken they went to like every section of this stadium him and his friends and took pictures now. We're in 108 I'm like I told you people They go to the bangles games and since even I have been to do not go to the reds games

[00:16:12] And I don't blame them because they are not good either Anyway, that's what I've been watching but That dugger thing even if you don't care about those people Like I don't I never watched the show They just seemed to

[00:16:28] Yeah, she's got a smile and you know, what point does your body fall apart the 17th kid the 18th kid the 19th kid Fuck that. No, they were regulars all the time Good morning, America

[00:16:41] They were on good morning America a lot, but all of those networks are supporting this insanity This is not this is not okay for the kids. There's 19 of you. They barely know some of their names

[00:16:54] I mean and I'm one of seven. I can't I but that's a little more under control And one was a mistake and then a mistake to play with the mistake. So they're a separate batch

[00:17:03] That's different. Yeah. All right. Anyway, it's fascinating whether you agree with these people or disagree with these people The whole thing and and then you know, they say tlc discovery channel. So they bought them a bigger house

[00:17:17] But I'd like to know what happens now because dugger dugger whatever the daddy He can't be out doing the speaker bullshit where he's getting his 20 grand for some speech at some christian deal

[00:17:27] I mean, they can't have him at a podium. Well, maybe they can I don't know but I would think no I would think those gigs are up. So yeah, tlc may have given you the house But who's paying the the property tax who's paying the bills who's paying

[00:17:41] I'm gonna get into it termites. You trust me. Yeah, I've got I've got a little free time before I have to head back to Yo's arcs update It's an anadel v update

[00:17:59] Well, first of all, she's dyed her hair blonde and she has lip filler. I saw the picture today Lip filler. Yeah, she has giant lips Very enormous and she's starting a podcast it starts today Also, new york condemns part of fake eras's anadel v's east village apartment

[00:18:17] Her little shitty apartment is so bad that even the city of new york Has condemned part of it. No way Remember when she used to stay at the standard hotel with all of her fake bullshit? Well, yep Yeah, she It's partially condemned

[00:18:33] They still haven't done anything about her overstaying her visa. When is she going to be deported? Hello? Is anybody work for ice? Hello? Hello? I mean, yes, there's worse people here. I agree, but But that doesn't mean uh

[00:18:46] Uh page six spy that's a report of this spotted a partial vacate notice on the downstairs area of apartment building This week saying the apartment building says determine the conditions within these permanents premises are imminently perilous to life

[00:18:59] Wow, so we shall see who's gonna bail her out. Huh? Somebody Up there Bob and Clark are you guys listening? This is specifically for bob and Clark my friends who are the biggest bad bad bath and beyond fans ever It's super sad

[00:19:20] They are having money problems and they are now dissolved So that shows you how bad bad bad and beyond let this go on You are having money problems and you don't exist

[00:19:30] Bad bath and bond will pay severance to 1300 workers have to try to get out of taking responsibility Temporously oh, wait no that's it the cash strapped home retailer ignited a firestorm in march When plan layoffs made headline bed bath and beyond said a first round of layoffs

[00:19:46] Would terminate workers on april 9th the day before an expanded state layoff regulation went into effect The timing allowed the company to skirt a new requirement Um effective april 10th that guarantees one week severance for each year worked at the company company

[00:20:00] One year for each year one one week for each year So even 10 week 10 year who works at bad bath and beyond for 10 year nobody Right, maybe one lady Yeah, so now they're being forced to pay it

[00:20:16] It would appear that the bank work retail is adhering to the state regulations for the layoffs However, it wasn't clear what would happen to those who were part of the april 9th announcement I mean how shitty are you?

[00:20:28] Yeah, they got an infusion of cash. Where did that go? I'm so sick of the whining Of of the corporate america people like i've been flying a shit shit shit ton more than I normally would which is even more unbelievable Lee not fun

[00:20:43] All these flights are totally full They are not adding flights And they're over full most of them. They're being oversold and this is everything I have flown southwest back and forth to shit done lately delta who I love delta's always my favorite

[00:20:58] Southwest the last flight. I almost became the lady that made the clips on the news like it was so hot It was so hot and like it was like the air condition was totally broken

[00:21:08] There were about eight kids losing their shit. I was going to be the ninth one just I'm like I get it, but is there any parent to any of these these eight of them that are screaming in it? It was awful great granite

[00:21:20] It was only our flight so you can do anything for an hour and I had headphones. It was just the point It was hot. It was oversold I just don't I don't feel like they after covid they ran away with their government money and nobody

[00:21:34] Reantied on the flights nobody put the flights back so there's not enough flights and now it's summer And I have to look at every americans ugly fucking feet Put get your flip flops off sometimes

[00:21:45] I hope for a fire on the plane just so that the people wearing flip flops realize you should not wear flip flops On an airplane flight if something happens You have to just a ground thing a fire like on the carpet

[00:21:59] Just so they're freaking hot. I don't want them to die or nothing, but I'm saying I just nobody wants to look at other people's feet feet are gross and everybody's just Americans are just you know sloppy

[00:22:11] What we're everybody they're just walking around and like flip flops like from Walgreens Like the ones the basic Yeah, um anyway Update Update don't wear flip flops in public unless you're going somewhere fun It's a serious thing if this plane crashes you need to run your ass off

[00:22:36] I'm telling my flip flop that caught in the doorway Pedicures especially for some of the men that would include my dad Yeah, I don't even it's getting Howard huesy Yeah My grandpa's got to the point where nothing could cut him except for the tiny saw

[00:22:59] I'm serious. It's got a little round blade. It's like a mini mini table saw and you have to do it at a Diatrous you can't ask your nail salon person to do it You have to go to a real doctor a foot doctor and it just goes

[00:23:16] It was fascinating I remember taking my grandpa because he took off his shoes and I was like, oh my god My grandma had been dead for a long time. Nobody was checking his feet. Anyway, nobody needs to hear all that Elizabeth Holmes update Oh You're gonna love it

[00:23:36] What her life is like inside the texas pokey Well, it's probably gonna be real hot outside because she's about 100 miles north of houston and houston is a It can be a sweat tank in the summer

[00:23:49] 12 11 and a half year sentence, so I say she'll be up in five. We'll check on that Um Overunder. Yeah, what would be the prize? I don't take too long. We'll forget when it gets closer

[00:24:05] We're the only two that won't forget. Um, she's gonna do a big interview give it a year We'll do that. Let's do that over under How long till Dateline or 60 minutes Before christmas you say It's I don't know. I say after

[00:24:25] They have to be able to go it has been one year since elizabeth holmes reported to the texas Well determines get to bed and if you win you get a free hat The overall well no math we had on my now you'll get something free

[00:24:41] I don't know if the hats are sold out. I don't know I don't reorder all this shit I just do it. I do it for fun. I don't even make money It's all expensive. Yeah It's the shipping and stuff and then I got to pay the children

[00:24:55] I'm not doing this like carrot top out of a garage Shadam on a stamps. Oh, sorry gotta go. I've done that We all put in our time doing that that I made my sister do it And then she quit she's like people are mean

[00:25:10] This one lady in organs as I didn't set her CDs. I've said them three times Over under is there a special about elizabeth holmes on any major programming by christmas? I say no I say after

[00:25:29] Paddle says yes, who do you agree with if you agree with the winner? You will receive something free in the mail Sure, everybody can I'm making it something free who gets it right I Have the children do it They get paid. They don't care

[00:25:49] Oh, this is what's gonna happen to her in prison. Okay. This is what her day is going to be like Each prisoner is assigned a small concrete room which they share with three other women Each has their own bunk and a high school size locker for personal belongings

[00:26:06] Well a bunk bed. Do you get top or bottom and how do you get to choose? I would not not want the top. I'm afraid I fall out Nobody's gonna want me anywhere in there anyway because it's snore and I grab my teeth

[00:26:21] It sounds like a beaver going through a dam Yeah, I can fall asleep on planes too and I talk I talk loudly and clearly I woke myself up one time in first class Saying out loud. I was sound asleep

[00:26:44] I didn't try to cheat you out of hot dog money because in my dream My dad was saying that somebody ate all the hot dogs at the golf course and didn't pay the bill

[00:26:52] And he was blaming it on me and I'm like, I didn't cheat you out of hot dog money crazy person It was patrick and his friends Anyway, uh, I don't know about a small concrete room. They would not be happy to see me

[00:27:04] I guarantee you she will be paired with a fellow prisoner to help guide her known as a big sister who will walk her through filing filling out her first Commissary sheet

[00:27:15] The people explained inmates must purchase all of their own hygiene products like soap and shampoo and are allowed to spend up to $300 $350 a month on such items God that's a lot No, I mean, I don't spend $350 a month on soap and shampoo. What are you using?

[00:27:36] Well, yeah, but I take my own shampoo to the hotel I take my own soap a lot Yeah, because now they're all being chintzine and they're all putting it in those things in the wall and it's just that glue shit. Yeah They don't want to

[00:27:52] New prisoners typically start out working in the kitchen for the first 90 days. Oh fuck that would be a disaster I mean, I can wash dishes, but I can't cook or they want me to cook and stuff That's really mean to the other prisoners Wow

[00:28:12] Every every night for 90 days. What are we having Catholic grade school spaghetti? Oh, you don't like that Guess what tough shit. That's all I know how to make you want scrambled eggs at seven o'clock at night Do you I know how to do that

[00:28:28] Then you can apply for another position after that newbies kitchen shifts started 4 30 a.m And they run till noon She will likely get a job later to uh facility teaching classes to other inmates within her realm of experience of what how to trick people out of money

[00:28:44] How to lie about shit that you say works. It doesn't work Sociopath 101 Today we're all going to learn how to seem very sincere about something, you know, good goddamn. Well is a complete lie Ready

[00:29:04] The 655 offenders house at brian, that's what this prison is called brian present are allowed to have visitors on weekends at holidays But can be limited depending on the availability of visiting space inmates are also able to email family and friends

[00:29:16] Uh through a fee based system known known as true true links True links and they may also buy up to 300 minutes To speak to people on the phone divide that by 30 days That's roughly 10 minutes a day to talk to your family if not much

[00:29:31] It's not much and if you've got little kids, you're trying to parent it really has to be difficult Yeah, well, I thought of that one. You don't care about the wine Yeah I wouldn't say it's the hellhole of the prison bureau prisons, but it's close

[00:29:46] Yeah, there's a way worse. Yeah, this is kind of cushy. I've seen the grounds. They have yoga There's all kinds of shit you can do classes and stuff you can take She's never been to southern Arkansas Yeah, um, I wanted to see that. I had another article

[00:30:01] She she won't be able to walk freely around the prison camp and her timetable would be strictly controlled Um, they have head counts five times a day and prisoners must be seen at all. Um, all of them Five times Six no five. Yeah

[00:30:18] You have to clean your own cell by mopping the floor and taking out the trash Or risk being disciplined. I could do that. That's one thing I could do Um, she makes 12 cents an hour in the kitchen. Yeah I'd be out of there real fast

[00:30:32] Well, miss Madigan, we've had a lot of complaints about dinner Yeah, well whose fault is that? Your baby Your baby your bathwater your baby your bathwater update update. I have two trader updates two

[00:30:48] Remember the guy who put his feet on Nancy's desk and thought he was all cool four years richard Yep, dick Barnett have fun dick. Yeah, he's from Arkansas Uh, his name is bigo. That's his nickname. Um, I know I know

[00:31:06] Um, he was the one who said he was going with the flow and he struck a pose after photographers told him to act natural Nobody told you that there's no photographers hanging out in Nancy Pelosi's office waiting for people to break in And then right, um

[00:31:20] They're uh, he told the judge that the riot was an enigma. He regretted it Um and prosecutor but the prosecutor wanted him to be remorseful for things he did not do But he we have pictures of you doing it. Okay

[00:31:35] And he wrote a note remember Nancy bigo was here or big o I don't know how he pronounces it BB go like So four years so I would say He'll be out two and a half

[00:31:52] But he ain't no spring chicken either. He looks to be my age. I'd say you don't want to be given away a couple years at this point Yeah, I don't think so. I just think I have better hair color

[00:32:08] Nobody's beard. It's all gray. He should dye that. Um update. This is the I called him the pirate He's the founder of the oath keepers the guy with the eye patch Stuart Rhodes 18 years for seditious conspiracy. That's it. You're a trader

[00:32:27] Of course, he cannot spell seditious and I don't think he can spell conspiracy Seditious see Whatever The He was involved in all kinds of stuff though the oath keepers is his own thing. It's a thing. It's not just like dick

[00:32:53] Uh, Barnett who put his feet up. He wasn't part of well, I don't know part of it, but he wasn't the leader Um, the oath keepers had thousands of message before the whole thing

[00:33:02] They were gonna do all this and they you know, there are final defenses us and our rifles like just cause all this shit 18 years though, and he is not young. I don't know how old this guy is mid 50s. I'd say Yep. Well bye-bye chicken pie

[00:33:20] There's your update see it didn't take long when did that happen january six of which year 2020 211 I don't know Usually the wheels of justice turn so slowly and these people are in prison in two years For a long time

[00:33:40] Yeah, there you go. Holy shit. They found it. This is crazy There's a lot of holy shits. They found it this week. I had to pare it down and save some for next week big ones So in europe On germany specifically they used to talk about

[00:34:02] they said that they had like a um Their lost city of atlantis a version of that It had only been seen one time in 1362 So last time

[00:34:15] The remains of a church from a sunken town known as the atlantis of the north sea has been discovered beneath the mud on germany's coast The church is believed to be part of a site called rungholt located in the waden sea

[00:34:27] The town which was probably thought to be a local legend has not been seen since 1362 After it was submerged between the way beneath the waves during an intense storm However, new research has shown that the town really did exist and they had built

[00:34:41] Reinforcements around the settlement to protect them from the severe elements. The research was carried out by archaeologists so and so and so and so We don't care about all that The waden waden sea, I don't know how you pronounce it Is the longest stretch of inner

[00:34:56] Title sand and mud flats on earth the team Uh, but because of the drought Amongst the buildings that they found there was a church a town center Um, I mean it really existed. There's pictures of it. We'll put a link. Um

[00:35:13] It's amazing. So they need to get there before Um, it was a busy trading port for fishermen, but also populated by taverns brothels and churches boom. I'm in Um, yes, I'll come to your tavern. So that's amazing the pictures online are amazing. We'll put a link. Um

[00:35:30] This is crazy Holy shit archaeologists discovered Discover a lost world of 417 ancient Mayan cities Buried in a remote jungle connected by miles of super highways Right scientists in Guatemala have discovered the first freeway system in the world But this shit is crazy. It's 2023

[00:35:55] Yeah in an interview with the post researchers from uh, it's a watch it to post the researchers from a joint us Guatemalan archaeological study published in the cambridge university press in december said they had uns Uncovered four and 17 cities dating back 3 000 years 110 miles of super highway

[00:36:14] Wow. Yeah, they just go It's making historians rethink what they know of an ancient Mayan civilization Discovery of a network of roads and cities and hydraulic systems and our Agricultural infrastructure

[00:36:26] Suggested communities living in central america are now more advanced than given credit for well. Yeah, I could have said that I mean, I would have guessed that because we just how the hell would we know?

[00:36:35] The lost world dates as far back as a thousand bc to the pre classic Era of the Mayans which had previously been considered a nomadic hunter gatherer society Well, they blew that out of the water. They're not hunter-gatherers if they have four four and 17 cities

[00:36:52] Um, I gotta this is what's crazy about it though The find is in a remote tropical jungle on the mexico-guadamala border. It is only access accessible by helicopter That to a challenging 40 mile hike Through a dense jaguar and snake filled rainforest Oh

[00:37:15] Because where there's snakes there's giant spiders too The jaguar would scare me the least which is probably not correct I'm sure my scientist friends or my vet friends would tell me that's stupid. You should be more worried about the jaguar

[00:37:28] But then I'm like, oh look at that pretty kitty Oh, he's all black. Oh, he's so bright. Is it beautiful beautiful? um But this is like with the amazon rainforest This is where I think these countries

[00:37:42] Right now the guadamalans I would say the same thing. I would say to the world Because they gotta make money too I would threaten the world and I would get matches in a can of gasoline and I would say What I need what our country needs

[00:37:59] Is I don't know pick a number you like a hundred billion dollars And if you don't do it, we're gonna set the motherfucker on fire Now will the world be okay losing a rain the whole rainforest? No No And then you're gonna take the hundred billion

[00:38:18] And you're gonna protect that rainforest and then let those people that still live out there happily Let them live and then all the people that have worked on it get a paycheck and we maintain it

[00:38:29] First you have to threaten people though. You gotta go big fire and gas Yeah Yeah, a blowtorch would mean better like fire torches those giant ones flame throwers Because they don't know am I crazy enough to do it

[00:38:46] Do you want to lose the rainforest forever? Do you want to lose this this this find that we just have guadamala start threatening people Let's get some money down there to south america to these people that have valuable shit

[00:38:57] I would do the same thing in africa. Oh you want your safari you want your elephants You see my flamethrower the next one's going at the elephants if I don't receive Well because I need to receive a hundred billion dollars Then I protect the elephants

[00:39:12] Then I give all the locals money because people could say they go on those big games safari hunts Well, let's be good to get the locals money. We don't need to do all that the locals need to threaten the world It's just a thought I've had

[00:39:26] Big thoughts from a tiny person who's had a lot of spare time to stare off into space Can I see your health card again? No, I'm just bored. I just want to read it again. Thanks

[00:39:42] Clean out my wallet eight times. I'm like, look I still have gambling money Holy shit they found it This is crazy Scientists discovered new dinosaur species. It's one of the largest ever

[00:40:02] You think so it does seem like they say that a lot. I agree they say it a lot, but this one's for reels for reels Yeah, um paleontologists Am I saying that right?

[00:40:16] Have discovered two new species of dinosaur one with one set of fossil fragments coming from a creature thought to have been one Of the largest to ever exist uncovered in our argentina's southern Patagonia region. There's another thing argentina step up. You guys want the Patagonia?

[00:40:35] We need a hundred billion What that's totally doable from the world The gigantic species of long necks herbivore dinosaur would have weighed 50 tons and measured 30 meters in length Roughly equivalent to that of a blue whale

[00:40:54] Its bones were so big that they caused a van carrying them to a laboratory to tip over He scrambled for its remains after the car during the car accident He lit this dinosaur lived between 100 and 66 million years ago. It was relatively slender Despite its gigantic size

[00:41:18] Also separate ones found in spain reported the shed light on a new species of a spinocerid dinosaur Never heard of that. I had to get my ass back to dc into them Natural history museum. Yeah, this dinosaur was 10 to 11 meters long

[00:41:39] They originated in europe then migrated to africa and asia So there's two more if you want to see them and they're huge Again, this has been a terrible time to live if you were nearsighted. I could have never left the cave Okay How crazy is this

[00:42:00] You know, you guys know, I'm fascinated with like the art world. I don't ever want to buy it or whatever I'm just fascinated with what people do and there's only a limited amount of whatever And then we find something crazy

[00:42:13] Two rare unknown rembrandt portraits worth millions are discovered in a private collection Well, there has to be people sitting on this crap. I shouldn't say crap. It's a rembrandt But these are tiny tiny weenie weenie little pictures

[00:42:30] He had to paint with the tiniest of brushes. It's only eight inches high. It's a portrait of a man And then there's two separate ones and a portrait of a woman. They were married They're not super good-looking people. She really looks sad and almost looks like a man

[00:42:49] He they have those things around their deck those round things and uh, He looks just like pissed off So I don't know that I'd want to be looking at these two people even if these were free

[00:43:01] Unless every day your whole thing at breakfast was to make up a new story about how awful their lives worked A pair of unknown and exceptionally rare portraits by reverend have been Rembrandt have been discovered in a private collection in the in the uk the intimate paintings of

[00:43:15] Relatives so these are rembrandt's relatives of the dutch master are now expected to sell For between 6.25 and 10 million at auction signed and dated 1635 the pictures of an elderly husband and wife

[00:43:27] Who were related to rembrandt by marriage measuring just under eight inches high the paintings to pick wealthy plumber He was a plumber Jen Will's um Vander plume and his wife Yegan carols who were from a prominent family in the dutch city of leeden

[00:43:44] Their son that the time was married to rembrandt's cousin. The couple had one child who cares whatever Um, he painted him in 1635 He lived next to him well next to his mother

[00:43:57] The artwork stayed within this the family until 1760 a year after the death of the couple's great grandson martin Hope hope they then traveled to war saw To a private collection to count vincent potaki Before briefly entering the collection of baron de ivory in paris in 1820

[00:44:18] So even that great great grandson still had him. That's a long time to keep him He had him from 1635 they stayed in the family until 1760 and then it broke loose Then in 1824 murray put the artworks up for sale at christie's i can't how far back does christie's go

[00:44:33] That's amazing They described him as rembrandt very spirited and finely colored That's that sale the paintings remained in britain in the same family private collection were unknown to experts the current owners have not been named christie's has been around since 1776 676 Holy shit

[00:45:00] Yeah, so i don't even know who still owns them but they're selling them Yeah, I think they're the smallest portraits he painted that we know of um, yeah seven inches How tiny of your brushes did he have? Very tiny

[00:45:16] So if you got six to ten million now's your chance You get a super ugly lady on your wall It's not even she's ugly but she has a giant forehead and she has one of those things where they pull your hair back like this

[00:45:28] It's not good for her not when you have a giant forehead. That was a terrible error for those ladies terrible um Yeah, oh Did you love jenny craig did you? No, my mom did it for like a half an hour My favorite one that was a fan

[00:45:51] It might still be open to some places. I mean jenny craig was a weight loss thing and but they did have but curves My mom I think most of them are closed by now, but i'm like my mom got hurt there every

[00:46:05] Lady over 65 that went in there ended up injured. I don't know who thought it was a good idea to take like 18 Types of exercise machines then they have you ever seen it? They put them in a circle And they would do circuits so they'd go

[00:46:19] Everybody on and then you jump on an elliptical and then they go rotate and then i'm like oh, this is a Terrible idea. Yeah, my mom twisted a knee jumping in the circuit Well, my glasses fell off. I thought I couldn't say the thing

[00:46:34] Yeah, well that's that's I never did do I don't know really jenny craig tells its employees it will shut its doors Yep, jenny craig will close the stores after four decades in the weight loss and nutrition business

[00:46:48] It sends an email to employees late Tuesday saying well due to its inability to secure additional financing and because of ozempic My prediction by the way Because everybody that all of a sudden in two months has lost all this weight

[00:47:02] And who what somebody was called the guy at cnn was bullshit and now he admits it was ozempic Here's my prediction Entering the presidential race will be chris christy Then all of a sudden chris christy will have lost 100 pounds

[00:47:16] And then he'll say it was a change in lifestyle, which we all know is that going to be true He's gonna yeah, and he should go take it. I mean if I don't know what the dangers are

[00:47:25] No, it's epic. I have no idea. I don't even understand what it was. I think it was originally for diabetes but if It's probably better to lose 100 pounds than have a side effect of ozempic because he's just way way way way way to

[00:47:35] It's not healthy, but that's my prediction. But anyway, jenny craig. How are you going to keep up with ozempic? You can't It's been uh for the past two weeks jenny craig had been running out of money as a search for a buyer Well, nobody's gonna No started in 1983

[00:47:51] Jenny craig that weight loss program. Yeah the children if there's any children list of podcasts they may never even heard of it The company recruited celebrities to front the brand including kirstie alley valerie burton ellie and jason alexander and mariah carrey Yeah, the company faced increase

[00:48:09] Competitions with new drugs such as we gov Right bellis. I don't know that one on ozempic hit the market I don't think you can just go biozempic. No canyon, right? No, yeah

[00:48:23] And I don't think it was for that. I mean a lot of things aren't don't end up being what the four The well, yeah, are we not gonna have it because of what about people who actually have diabetes? um This is

[00:48:44] This is the craziest story of all the podcasts i've ever done Should I save it for last? I think it should get a bigger shout out than you just did Well, then i'll save it for the last story because it's kind of a feel-good story

[00:49:00] Yeah, yeah, okay. I'll put this in the bottom of my pile Yeah No problem Archaeologists uncover new two new pompeh victims killed by the earthquake. Here's you know, i'm obsessed with pompeh I'm obsessed with it because I cannot think of a worst day on earth

[00:49:19] No, it's a bad day. You're all dying and you all know it and then I watched the movie pompeh I rented it on a plane. Oh, I've seen it. I'm lying. I've rented it everywhere. I've seen it in hotel rooms

[00:49:29] I can't get over it because the sea was on fire So there was nowhere to go even if you escaped The the ash Raining down and you you escaped the molten lava running down your street And you thought all I gotta do is get to the water

[00:49:46] Nope, that's on fire too terrible But here's what I didn't really think about and they don't really Well the movie kind of showed it That there were all these earthquakes underneath the volcano. So it wasn't just the volcano erupting It started with earthquakes

[00:50:05] And archaeologists working in pompeh have found two new victims that they were saying They say were killed by an earthquake did accompany the volcanic eruption Of 79 ad the italian city may be most closely associated with the destruction wrought by the eruption of visuvious

[00:50:19] But these two men were in fact killed by walls knocked down by a simultaneous earthquake Part of the south wall of the room collapsed crashing one man whose raised arm Offers a tragic image in vain to protect himself

[00:50:31] The conditions of the west wall demonstrates the tremendous force of the earthquakes that took place at the same time as the eruption The entire upper section was attached and fell into the room crashing and burying the other individuals The pair who were at least 55 years old

[00:50:46] Were found during the activations of the insula Of the house of chase lovers during work to improve the safety of the building Yeah, they were found lying in a utility room Yeah

[00:50:59] That's it's just crazy that that doesn't even they don't even really go over all that in the movie No, how many earthquakes were there? Can we get on that? Who's in charge of those kind of things? Size mount no

[00:51:12] No, I need history people go back. Who wants to live in a white house a lighthouse Huh or the white house or the white house why'd much rather live in a lighthouse than the white house?

[00:51:24] Except if you lived in the white house, you could have all the animals you want and they have to put up with it pets You can have all of the ones you want

[00:51:33] I don't think there's a limit and you know what that's where I would act like trump And I would just do it and make them kick them me out. Go ahead kick me out Where is my macaw? You know, I don't bring eat breakfast without my macaw

[00:51:48] One of my eight cats is not present I had four beagles when I went to bed and there better be four beagles right now Here are six light house. Okay, so it's weird my mom Thinks And I'm not kidding She thinks that in a past life

[00:52:10] She lived and was in charge of a lighthouse Somewhere kind of in Nova Scotia She's made herself canadian in her past life She has always said it She has this weird She's like well, I'm drawn to lighthouses. I go mom everyone's drawn to lighthouses

[00:52:28] That's why every tj max painting in the summers of a fucking lighthouse because everybody goes She goes no, she's giving me all these reasons Home goods the whole thing even when in the lake of the Ozarks

[00:52:44] Everything in the home goods is about the ocean. We don't live in an ocean but lake people do that too Why is mermaids in seashell toilet lids? What guys we live in a lake that should be a catfish Right

[00:52:59] Here's six lighthouses the government is literally giving away for free And they're being offered to the public That they're being off they will give away six to non-profits and government entities and sell the other for public auction

[00:53:13] Yeah, it's being offered as part of the national historic lighthouse preservation act I don't know. I hadn't read the whole article To do the lighthouse work. Oh no, they don't work anymore. These aren't you're not gonna be guiding ships

[00:53:29] You mean funk funk make it function. No, they're not functioning I don't think they would just trust that to some lady at an auction People that buy things at auctions are usually drunk Like my friend bought a little dog It's the greatest

[00:53:47] But they were shitfaced and they bought a dog george. It's the greatest little dog ever Um, they're not gonna let you buy a lighthouse and expect you to run it Oh 17 boats crash this weekend because paddles forgot to turn the lights off Or on Oh my god

[00:54:12] The sales ranged from close to 10,000 to 1 million Right, right But they're not saying in my article where they're at I'll find out I am failing since its inception There was a congress patch passed the nhlpa in 2000 year 2000 to protect

[00:54:38] Protect lighthouses and deliver value and savings to taxpayers in the form of federal real estate Since its inception over 150 lighthouses been circulated through the program Approximately 81 of these have been given away through no cost transfers while another 70 have been sold through auction

[00:54:53] Sales ranging from so we'll find out I'll put in the schnotz if you want to buy a lot. I would love to own a lighthouse, but I don't live by water I live by lakes I'm by lake l

[00:55:07] A lake in tennessee and a lake in the osiris um, you could put one up Why not? And then I could really help the guys who hunt catfish from their boats right with the spears Yeah, I could put the lights out on in the back of the coves

[00:55:25] Really help really give it advantage. Yeah Good thank you zodiac killer zodiac killer well This is this is this is a surprising thing

[00:55:42] A volunteer cold case team says an fbi official confirmed that the man they believed is zodiac killer is currently listed as a suspect and accuses the government agencies

[00:55:51] Across the country of not proper lady properly investigating the alleged serial killers thomas colbert an investigative journalist and leader of the non-profit volunteer team Casebreakers said that a whistleblower on his team was told by an fbi agent that gary france's post an air force veteran is

[00:56:09] Considered a suspect in the database for the killings and that the lab has partial a partial dna sample There's another article that said for sure This is him the felon has secretly been listed as a zodiac suspect in headquarters computers since 2016

[00:56:23] With his partial dna safely secured at the feds quantico lab in virginia Now i've read a lot about this guy And I think he was it and the drawing is so good

[00:56:36] It's amazing for even back then when you just have people that are terrified that they're like, I don't know I saw a white guy with glasses and then the picture the artist drew Those people are so talented um

[00:56:49] casebreakers announced um that they identified this gary post who passed away into suey's daddy passed away in 2018 is a zodiac Uh responsible for the murders, but if you don't know that you can go watch a really great series. I believe it was on netflix

[00:57:03] That's where I saw diane feinstein in the background and i'm like who's that lady? Who's that lady? My mom goes that's diane feinstein. I'm like what? This was in the 60s

[00:57:13] She was the mayor of san francisco. Diane feinstein was the mayor of san francisco while the zodiac killer was running around And before that she was a lead investigator in the dracula mysteries Thank you So go look him up and then I did a

[00:57:40] See if you think gary francis matches the thing and then he he was an air force That and then he was a house painter and then before he died. He gave away like shit tons of guns

[00:57:51] And bullets and they don't know was he trying to leave a breadcrumb thing so that after he was dead people would know it was him I don't know Um Portland, portland, portland, orgin Now i'm not here to start rumors

[00:58:10] Although I always did think that'd be a good game I thought it'd be a good game show called starter rumor Yeah, and you just say three things that are totally crazy, but then everybody would believe them all anyway

[00:58:20] So be mean. That's why I was like no, it's too mean Okay, is there a serial killer loose in portland, orgin six women Under 40 have been found dead in suspicious circumstances in the secluded areas within a hundred mile radius in the last three months Oh my god yeah

[00:58:38] wow, um The victims were all found in suspicious circumstances in discarded barns on the side of the road or hidden among bushes Now was oregon where the green river killer was? He was in seattle washington the green river guy Sometimes I make oregon and washington the same state

[00:58:58] I don't intend to and I don't mean to insult either a state. No, they're both beautiful To me once i'm up there though. I'm are i'm already in canada Oh

[00:59:10] The trees look the same to me the trees. I'm not familiar with the northwest. I did not grow up there I love it, but I feel like I've gone to a different country It's very its own deal

[00:59:20] And I would appreciate that and I think they should get mad when people come and buy all their shit like montana and all that because those people That was quite a trip to get out there like if your grandparents were there you should get first dibs on shit

[00:59:32] Because these newbies that are all running in Montana's cool. Now if you can get out in the winter The first victim was found on february 19th the most recent may 7th

[00:59:48] Police have released only one cause of one woman's death as she died as a result of blunt force trauma to the head and neck The other women's cause of death have not been revealed

[00:59:59] It remains unclear what the women have in comment if anything now three police department. Well I'm looking at the Kind of a shady picture here, but they all look to be white Um I'd say In their 20s

[01:00:17] Let's say 31 but 24. Yeah. Yeah, they have a lot in common guys Look at your own picture Jesus um Some of their families are now fear fearful that more women will be next

[01:00:30] I don't want to over scare people but the reality is women are dying at an awful in awful numbers um her sister Joanna a mother in three and recovering drug addict was found dead in a barn in early

[01:00:41] April just weeks after vanishing she vanished and she died from blunt force injuries to the head and necker police Say everybody had been moved to the location Where she was found once she'd been killed

[01:00:50] Yeah, they're all pretty I don't want to that's these are better pictures. I don't want to scare people Kristen Smith has been missing since late december her remains were found in a wooden area intersection in pleasant valley

[01:01:04] The coroner had not yet ruled on a cause of death her family set up a go fund me to pay for a funeral They have been conducting their own searches and handed out missing fire a flier Hurston flyers And then it just goes on about Yeah, 31 age 22 21

[01:01:23] Yeah, these women are killing themselves Do each of these women have somebody so pissed off at them That they would do that I doubt it Portland termites are they talking about it up there? Right? Are they? This is kind of cool moving on

[01:01:46] Second wolverine in over a century spotted in california Now here's the thing I googled wolverine pictures. They're cute when their mouths are shut and they're not growling at you Their teeth Are terrifying No, his look more like sharp bare teeth They're big

[01:02:06] on may 20th 2023 a normal ski day at mammoth mountain turned into one of the rarest wildlife encounters of the century in california ryan camel was in a ski lift with a friend and two strangers when he spotted a wolverine

[01:02:18] Dashing up a ski slope in the distance. He managed to snap a picture of the animal Tellings The news media the skier was coming down the slope and took the jump likely never seeing how close they were To the wolverine The wolverine population was once significant throughout the

[01:02:35] Sierra Nevada mountains but the animals were wiped out in the beginning of the 20th century with the arrival of humans The last state known wolverine died in 1922 and another one wasn't spotted until 20 2008 In the tahoe national forest near truckie california

[01:02:50] The male wolverine known as buddy believed to have wandered To california all the way from idaho making periodic appearances on wildlife cameras in the years following This brings us to the 2023 wolverine sighting. You can't tell me this was buddy again how um

[01:03:06] They don't usually live longer than five to 13 years in the wild. This is a different one Yep, well good They're saying that there's an estimated 25 to 300 wolverine living in the lower 48 states of the us mainly in washington Montana idaho wyoming

[01:03:24] That's great. I didn't know we still had them at all. But I guess I don't really think about them um It's go google a picture of them though. You might think it was a baby bear

[01:03:36] From a distance. Yeah, like a bear cub like I would think I wouldn't think wolverine um And well speaking of um awesome little Well, I don't know. I think it's awesome, but there might be other people that don't

[01:03:54] Last week the red wolf recovery program announced the birth of a new litter of red wolf puppies Three males are three females and two males the pups along with the because we're running out of those They're in north eastern north carolina

[01:04:07] It's an extraordinary news for red wolves in the wild The family is now a large Fully functioning pack with these new pups and yearlings. We're so grateful for the biologists who made this happen They're so cute But I guess they're not so cute if they're eating you

[01:04:20] No, yeah dogs I just saw coyote bound through this yard the other morning at 5 a.m. Getting up to get a flight and I was like, yeah He looks so friendly He's not so friendly all right

[01:04:36] I'm gonna close on the most amazing story that's ever been said on this podcast It's amazing I may have to go since that one of me Spending a lot of time In the Ozarks anyway, it's the same too far away It's amazing Nuns body a nun intact

[01:05:00] Four years after her death Draws people to Missouri monastery Sister will amena Lancaster Hundreds of people have in the u.s. Have traveled to a small monastery in a town in Missouri to view a nun's body That seemingly has no signs of decay four years after her death

[01:05:20] Sister will amena Lancaster Was the founder of the benedictine sisters of Mary queen of the apostles a monastery in gower, Missouri about an hour outside of Kansas City Her body was exhumed on may 18th

[01:05:32] So it could be moved to its final resting place in a monastery chapel four years after her death in 2019 But when the coffin was open Lancaster's body was intact with almost no signs of decay Her body had never been involved

[01:05:45] Embalmed and was buried in a correct wooden coffin that exposed her corpse to moisture and debris I've read like 100 articles on this they said she had a little bit of mold on her, but they wiped it off and she's black

[01:06:00] And there's hardly any black. There's no black saints. I looked it up at least from the united states So she could be on her way Or maybe a scientist could get down there say, well amena and um explain um

[01:06:17] The one of the other nuns said we were told by some her cemetery personnel to expect just bones In the kinde in the conditions as sister will amena was buried without embalming in a simple wood coffin

[01:06:28] One of the nuns said exhumers filed on the layer mold on her body likely due to condensation in a crack coffin But little of her corpse had or habit even her clothes Wow Decomposed while she was buried in catholicism bodies that defy the decomposing processor known as incorrupt

[01:06:45] Which is a sign of holiness and later justification for sainthood Yeah, but for sainthood you also have to do a miracle after you're dead Aside from this you have to do three I'll google it, but i'm pretty sure i've looked this up for my act before

[01:07:00] Because I think it's asking a lot of people you want me to be perfect while i'm on earth And then when i'm dead i gotta do more tricks come on. That's a little rough. It's a rough um The process for sainthood

[01:07:13] Has not been started for Lancaster said the bishop so and so of canzassity More than a hundred bodies have been in corrupt reported the catholic news agency But Lancaster is likely the first black person in the united states to be in an incorruptible state

[01:07:27] Well, because there's just not that many black nuns In general Not in the states. I don't know what other cultures we think she's the first african-american woman to be found in corrupt mother Cecilia She's she speaks for the abbey

[01:07:43] Some experts said it isn't uncommon for bodies to remain well Preserved in the first few years after death, even if they are not embalmed Really? Really where are my science friends? Yeah, is that true? In general when we bury a body at our human decomposition facility

[01:08:00] We will expect it to take roughly five years for the body to become skellenized Skellenized, okay, but 20 21 22 four years and she hasn't gone at all She she's we're not even close to a skeleton That is without a coffin or any container

[01:08:18] Wrapping surrounding remains so for this body which was buried in a coffin I personally don't find it too surprising that the remains are well preserved only After only if four years Well, you just contradicted yourself right you said it takes roughly five for it to become skeletonized

[01:08:35] Which I didn't know was a word till today Um Not many people now everybody's coming. It's gonna be one of those things where She she's very peaceful looking like in real life. There's pictures of her. She has a very kind face. Yeah

[01:08:52] Um, I'm gonna go see what her deal was I'm gonna do some more research storm lights Lines out the door. Let's start charging. Let's do this catholic thing right Exactly like the we need $10 donation. It's just remember the nun and conure. Where were virgin Mary

[01:09:10] Well, the virgin Mary used to come to this ladies house every Tuesday I think in conures, Georgia And I tried to get louis to go with me In conures, Georgia

[01:09:22] There was a woman right who claimed that the virgin Mary came to her house. It was every Tuesday or thursday I must spend a Tuesday because I was off work weekly Every Tuesday for a long time like months And she would appear and um say stuff

[01:09:39] Yeah, she did a tight 10 Tight 10 minutes like an open mic. Her and then she would leave and I tried to get lou Even though louis jewish he has many many catholic friends and usually he'll go along with my insanity

[01:09:52] I'm like lou come on. What if we really see it? That's where he's just like I cannot believe you could actually I go I don't know that I know this to be true. I just want to go see

[01:10:04] But then he googled all this shit in the parking was atrocious and I was like, all right. I don't want to get involved in that The virgin Mary's been on many things trees pancakes grilled cheese Grilled cheese I don't remember it was in the united states though

[01:10:25] I think we're only people that make grilled cheese that look like that I think other countries might make them that look a little fancier put it that way all right termites um I will be heading to the mirage all shows are still a go because uh

[01:10:41] We are on the rebound um the mirage The mirage is still the mirage And you know what they're gonna do they're gonna put grandstand seating out for that formula one race Come was it november? I don't really understand formula one

[01:11:01] And I can't afford the I mean i'm not paying Something for now. I don't even know what the hell it is right, but I am gonna watch it and see if I can get it It's like a euro deal. I don't I just don't know

[01:11:14] They do love it, but they have a package somewhere out in Vegas. I think I read it on this podcast I think it's a five million dollar deal You get it, but I also think if I had five million dollars

[01:11:25] I don't think I'd be down at the customer service booth going. Do you have any packages? Do you have a package where I could get dinner? Adele tickets I'd love to see shinai if you could throw that in

[01:11:37] And a formula one uh grandstand seating and I don't want to be too close because i'm terrified Okay, thanks I'll min room 874 If you um come up with any package ideas if you have five million dollars You'll figure out your own stuff. I would imagine

[01:11:57] All right, so thanks again For all the help during what it's been a bonkers month I'm going to vegas and then i'm going to um Somewhere fancy new ham shirt Hampton casino ballroom

[01:12:18] That's the only other gig that I've never attended but that wasn't my fault of something called on fire there a long time ago Like four years ago. I was supposed to do that gig Cape Cod melody tent Yes That'll be fun

[01:12:32] Um, and then it starts hardcore. I don't have a oh, oh, yeah, I do have upcoming shows. Let me talk about The mirage borgata. Oh, I forgot about it land city borgata. I love it. I love it Hampton casino

[01:12:45] Hampton beach casino cape cod melody tent and then in we start hardcore in september Boise reno her she pittsburgh cleveland o'clair Madison chicago richman charlotte And it goes beyond that it goes on but that's the beginning of it. So Okay, termitos termitos That's a spanish

[01:13:12] Do you guys want to yeti mug would you pay for it the thing is they're expensive Like if I make it it cost me like 40 bucks Costs me like 60 and then you guys would have to pay for shipping. It is pretty awesome But you know that shit's expensive

[01:13:29] Even the hats if you want it to be a good hat, right if you want the cheap shit You know, this is all stitched in. It's not like a sticker. It's in see it's in Because I won't buy cheap hats

[01:13:43] They're they're too fun. Good quality. It's a great quality It's flex fit tech 110 and it's not truly a trucker hat because this is in foam It's kind of cooler than that one step up from totes hillbilly

[01:13:58] Summer shirts coming out at some point lots of things to be done and um, all right termites I am now gonna go um I don't know I'm gonna go look more into power wash the dock go look more into this none. I'm a little

[01:14:15] Fascinated and then I'm gonna ask my scientific friends. Why is this guy staying five years? You say full skeleton four years She looks like she could get up and walk down to the Buckeys and get a sandwich I'll look it up. All right termites

[01:14:35] Be summer termites. You've been wonderful termites to me. Thank you for everything and uh, we'll see uh Well, I mean unless I plan to be back

[01:14:47] That's why I wanted to wait to do this because I don't want to do one and then not do one for two weeks because it Fuck knows what and seems like we're on a track