Episode 138: Surviving The Amazon, Thrift Store Shockers, & An Indigenous Witch Encounter

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! Welcome! Episode 138. Isn't that crazy? Um... Yay!

[00:00:32] Yeah. It's uh, there's a lot going on. There's a lot of stuff on my desk going on. There's a lot of stuff in general. I'm taping this a little early in the morning, but not too early for a golden light! Yay! Now this beer...

[00:00:46] This is an Anaheim's Bush product. So for everybody that wants to cry about Bud Light, then you probably don't want this one either, but um... Golden Light, it's a little thicker. Um, but delicious. Another product of St. Louis, Missouri. And I don't know if it's available everywhere.

[00:01:01] It's not. No? Just in Missouri? Yeah. In honor of me spending my entire... off time in Missouri, I'm going to do some Missouri beers. Shout out!

[00:01:12] But I am going to the Mirage June 24th, and then I'll tell you about other things, but that one is on the uh, coming up so... That'll be fun. That'll be fun.

[00:01:20] Yeah, because like I need an excuse to stay inside and play video poker, but I'm sure it's gonna be... ...a hundred and twenty-four. I'll make it over to Margaritaville to that second story bar to watch people on this trip for maybe two hours at the most. And then...

[00:01:33] Yeah. So what do we got going on here? So many things. Well first of all, a few things from Termites because I still haven't made it to the post office box. Oh my God! I know! It's pathetic. And the ladies are gonna start yelling at me.

[00:01:47] I'll go for you. Alright, you go for me. They get mad. They know I never get mad, but they'll be like, girl, I don't know where you've been, but you got shit everywhere. That's at the post office.

[00:01:57] Donna and Teresa sent some big foot bandages. I'll be taking those straight to my parents. Yeah. And it makes me laugh because if I put them all over their arms, they don't notice.

[00:02:08] Well like if they say, do you have a band-aid? I go, yeah, I do. And they don't even know because they can't see good enough. They don't even know that they're walking around big foot band-aid type. Then this is very interesting.

[00:02:18] Wes the termite from Indiana sent me a Banksy movie and here's a great thing, Wes. The upstairs of my house is set up with a DVD player because I'm never giving up on him. Never, never, never.

[00:02:31] And then he made this card that said, thanks for all the laughs. I'm Indiana termites and he has Mrs. Termite. I guess that's his partner. If you can read this, bring me some wine on the bottom of their socks. Watch this movie. It's awesome.

[00:02:46] It's a whole Banksy movie. I didn't even know this existed. Yes. And it's got four stars from the New York Times for the iWeekly and now funny as hell says the New Yorker. Huh. So I'm very interested in that. Yeah. Well, put it in the notes.

[00:03:03] I haven't had a chance to watch it yet because I don't get really, um, haven't really had any downtime. No, no downtime. It's supposed to be summer off. Not happening. Thanks for hosting the pubcast. This is from Kristen and PA.

[00:03:20] Can we talk about I-95 falling through the highway? A truck caught on fire or some, but that's the main deal.

[00:03:27] I mean, that is going to guess what Pete Buttigieg. You better have an answer because they put that bridge up in California after the earthquake in like an hour and a half. So chop, chop. Let's see some action. Um, she made handmade soap and it smells delicious.

[00:03:43] Yeah, I know. So thank you for that. And then there's a sticker. I don't know where she would have found this. It's a possum playing a banjo. Maybe she made it. I'm kind of into possums now. I am. They're sweet.

[00:03:57] After meeting that one backstage, I don't want to get people in trouble, but if you want to bring any other animals. I don't think they'll allow that, but I would allow it if it was my venue, but it's not my venues. So we know what we're drinking.

[00:04:14] I have an extra one right here in case when this one goes away. And what are we trying? Well, how about some Doritos? Hot mustard. Weird. Right? I'm doing all these flavor. Wow. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's like horse radish. Holy shit.

[00:04:41] Oh my God. Wow. Well, it's up in the, you know that seasoning they throw in there and it gets all over your hands is now all over my lips. Jesus. Well, here's what I'll say about that. They are not kidding. Holy crap. Oh my God.

[00:05:02] I can't eat that. Wow. I mean, if you're into hot, they are not kidding. Well worth it. Wow. I should have opened those. My cousin Mary came through. Shout out to my cousin Jimmy too in New York who listens.

[00:05:19] I didn't even know he's he's one of the children. He's a child. He's one of the children and he's my cousin. He's a youngster living in New York, making the best of the city that. Well it's a little on fire right now. Little tiny bit on fire.

[00:05:35] Lou doesn't want to return. Louis is off gallivanting and he's like, I can't go back there if I can't breathe. Okay, Lou. This is Testimaze Organic Habanero Ranch. Well, I don't know. Not on salad. It's not like a dressing but as a dip maybe.

[00:05:56] You know what I would like to do? Well, if I had people over, I'd put it in a bowl and just watch their faces while they tried it. Like put carrots and sugar on it. It's good. It's just hot. Maybe it's because it's early in the morning.

[00:06:14] I like hot stuff but not like you don't want your salad on fire. Are you awake right now? Yes, I'm awake. I want it to get warm. I'm awake. And then I'm going to go see a doctor. I'm going to have a ball of ice.

[00:06:29] I even allowed this beer so that I'm in the right frame of mind. Pop cast mood? I mean the pop cast mood. Yeah, here's the hat. Matt, it's pop cast. I don't know what that is. Yeah and then look at this.

[00:06:45] My little friend Jelly Roll made the cover of Billboard. backstage and all that. I didn't stay long. It's for the children. I look like a girl scout leader that came in looking for one of my children. His backstage was so fun, but I'm

[00:06:59] like, I'm good for about 20 minutes. And then off to your own children do what you do. But he was so excited and so proud. He made it on the cover from Billboard after B. In

[00:07:10] juvenile detention centers his entire life. He got out with the music and made it. And his music is just wonderful. Yeah, especially if you know anybody that was an addict or if

[00:07:22] you are an addict because that's who he talks to a lot. His backstage meet and greet. So people are crying and saying you saved my life. And I'm like, I don't know that I could handle

[00:07:30] all this, but like my backstage it's a lady who's had some wine and has a possum in her purse. Bingo! That's what I'm talking about. He's the saint. I mean, he takes time with

[00:07:41] everybody. And so that got me excited, very excited. And he can't be a queen because we don't have any room and he's kind of jumbo. So yeah. Yeah. Why would you make him a queen? Uh-huh. Maybe. He should be. Should be ex-kid in court.

[00:08:00] A king court? I'm going to run out of room in this house. Plus he's scared the shit out of the kids if they spend the night and then I have to dismantle all this shit.

[00:08:07] Because the, hey cat, could you, those things are kind of creepy. I'm like, yeah, okay, well, can you just get over yourself and don't make it there? They're not easy to assemble. If shout out to Garth Brooks, too, I just thought this was funny. Whatever

[00:08:27] you're with the gold might hear whatever your opinion on the Bud Light situation with the drag queen lady, which I didn't even realize. Sorry, trans, trans, trans, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah. I'll get y'all that for that.

[00:08:42] The trans Dylan. Plus I didn't realize they just sent promotional cans to Dylan. I thought it was in stores. That's how dumb I am. But I also thought that was the CEO. I thought Dylan was the CEO that made the decision. Yeah.

[00:08:57] So I'm not really on the ball here. But Garth Brooks is open in a giant bar in downtown Nashville and he said they're going to serve all kinds of beers and everybody's welcome. And if you want to be an asshole, there's

[00:09:06] plenty of quote asshole bars on Broadway. Garth Brooks said that. I'm like, oh, I know who he's talking about too. I know which bars on Broadway he's talking about. That was aimed. And I thought, Trisha, I could see saying

[00:09:20] all that because she tends to be all inclusive all the time. And I don't know if Garth really feels that way, but she might have made him do it. But does he? You think? Well, he's also a zillionaire.

[00:09:32] I say whatever he wants. Like if I was him, I'm like, fine, don't come in my bar. I don't give a shit. I have billions of dollars. Matter of fact, I don't even care if the bar never opens. My friend Bob. Oh, about Trisha.

[00:09:48] About Garth? Why would Bob know about Garth? Bob Reed. Oh, the other my friend Bob. Yeah. I have a lot of Bob. No, I don't have a lot. Yeah. Bob's a lighting guy and he lit up. He lit

[00:10:01] my special. Both mine. And then he's he does mine like I'm just like a hobo from an alley compared to his real clients. Like he did Garth Brooks in Ireland. He had he did Gabriel Glacier at Dodger Stadium. So when you see

[00:10:16] those fancy lights, that's my friend Bob. My other friend Bob. Okay, getting on to the Queen news. Queen news. This is what I forgot last week. Dolly sets three more Guinness World Records. I'm humbled every

[00:10:29] time I receive a new Guinness World Record title. Parton said way to make a living was awarded three more. I loved that song. Do you remember that song? Living in it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. No, that's not what they

[00:10:42] anyway, she's awarded three more world records for her musical achievements. They know some Wednesday. She got it at a ceremony in Nashville. She broke the record for the longest span of number one hits on the USA top country album chart for female singer. Wow.

[00:10:59] She was that record began with her new her album, such and such in 1977. Wow. And Holly Dolly Christmas keeping her in 2020 that kept her at the top of the charts for a span of 43 years 156 days. She's accumulated nearly 90 albums over the year since the 60s, including

[00:11:23] soundtrack, solo and one Broadway album in 2009. Her 49th studio album Rockstar is set to be released in November. It includes collaborations with Sting, Miley Cyrus and more. I think Stevie might be on it too. Stevie's out back out on the road. She looks fine, healthy. Tanya is out

[00:11:43] everywhere doing everything which is fun. I saw Tanya in Nashville. She was amazing. And her voice just keeps getting better because it keeps getting deeper. I imagine she's still smoking. She has a new album out. Yeah, she does. And she had Jelly Roll as a guest. And I

[00:12:00] want to say I think I was the only person at the Tanya crowd who A knew who Jelly Bull was and B could not believe it was fucking Jelly Roll. I got so excited. And then I realized I like jumped up

[00:12:12] and no one else did. They were just confused. I was that lady for solid probably 75 seconds. And then I was like, All right, I can't act like this. Like all right. Taylor broke up with that boyfriend. Thank God nobody

[00:12:30] was a fan. And then there's a picture of him kissing a guy at her concert. Well, hey, little chickens, what are we doing here? What are we doing here? Is as far as I know, Tay Tay completely straight and then I don't I don't want to get

[00:12:45] into all that with the children but that's the least of his behavior that would bother me after the other things I've read about him. Yeah, fine. You want to kiss somebody in the front row? That's a dude. I don't care. But the rest of it I was yeah.

[00:13:00] Little divisive. Update. Guess what's never gonna end for you paddles? No. Yep. Yep. Elizabeth Holmes. She cries during her first prison visit with her husband and her parents. Her children did not make the flight. Distraught there knows fraudster. Fraudster was spotted crying

[00:13:27] throughout a seven hour reunion with her family last weekend. Seven hours. Seven hours. But this is what I think too because this is how my family would roll. The first time they'll all come and then it'll stay and then like, I don't know, check

[00:13:42] in nine months from now where they're like, Well, I mean, it's kind of far from Houston. I can stay for an hour but then I got to go. I'm sure of the families. I know he's super rich. I'm sure they have a private jet, but you still

[00:13:54] have to drive from Houston to 100 miles unless there's another private airport. She was photographed sitting at a picnic table and walking the grounds in her prison issued uniform during the meeting with her husband, William Evans, her parents, Christian and Noel Noel at a federal prison camp near

[00:14:12] Houston. It's not near it. It's 100 miles. She was visibly shaken and crying during much of the visit. She was also clinging to one of his fingers, the boyfriend, and that's against prison policy. We'll see if she gets in trouble for that. See if she gets put in the

[00:14:29] trouble box. Her mother and Evans and her home's mother appeared equally upset during the trip while their father was more stoic. The family reportedly stayed on the site for the full day. That won't happen. That won't keep happening. You're going to have to learn to

[00:14:45] stand on your own two little tiny feet in this prison, Lizzie. They feasted on vending machine snacks, including honey buns and cinnamon rolls. Those honey buns in those packages are gross. I don't know about the cinnamon rolls. So it's not going so well. Week one, not going well.

[00:15:08] Guess what? You've got 10 more years and like nine months, no, 11 months and three weeks to go. Good luck. Update, update, update. Columbia's cocaine. What's his face is? Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos? The population is way bigger than the scientists thought. Way bigger.

[00:15:35] These cocaine hippos are having sex every chance they get. They thought they were about 98. There's really about 300. And it's crazy because here's the 37% are juveniles indicating that the animals are breeding rapidly. One hypothesis for this is that the hippos are reaching sexual maturity early than

[00:15:56] they do in Africa, owning to the lush conditions in Columbia. Yep. Here's our choices. How are we going to get rid of them? One strategy is currently being tried to administer contraceptives to the animals by dart. That might eventually get rid of the hippos to prevent

[00:16:14] their reproduction, but it is slow, costly and hasn't been tested on hippos on such a scale before. A modeling study published in April estimated that this method could eradicate the hippos in 45 years. No, it won't, because then they'll develop some sort of immunity towards

[00:16:30] that. Yeah. It would cause $850,000. Strategy two. Anesthetizing and transporting the hippos by helicopter to a facility to be castrated. This would cost up to $530,000. It'd take 52 years for eradification. Both calculations are underestimates given that the models that were fed earlier lower estimates hippos of the population. Right.

[00:16:56] So those were based on 98 hippos, not 300. Then there's the third strategy culling the animals. They say it's the swiftest, most humane thing to do and solve the problem before it comes impossible to fix. You might have to kill them. Sorry. No. Well, this is what you need,

[00:17:19] my friend Kevin who's a veterinarian and a comedian. Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald out of Denver, Colorado. And he's like, uh, he talks like he's like an old hippie. His voice is very calming and he would just come in and go,

[00:17:31] baby, I know it's sad, but we got to kill the hippos. This is where I call a vet and I go, what do you do? And whatever they say, I get seven vets. Tiebreaker. Because we vote. I want seven votes. Not five because you could buy them

[00:17:48] off. I need a lot. I need seven. I need seven judges. Five is too personal. All I gotta do is get to one and buy that one. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't know the answer,

[00:18:01] but I would ask a vet. The cost of killing the hippos must be weighed against the losing of native floral and fauna in Columbia, the second most biodiverse country in the world they added. There's a moral weight to the decision

[00:18:17] to call a hippo. That should be a bumper-sicker. By the weight of the other decision in action is far greater. I hope this is something politicians will understand. I don't think the politicians in Columbia kind of give a shit. They have much bigger problems in Columbia

[00:18:33] right now than if somebody's walking in a hippo-infested pond, but it needs to be addressed, I think, before it gets completely crazy. Update! Update! Update! Blind mystic Baba Vanga. Oh yeah. She's the one who let we all know, if you listen to this podcast, she's from Russia.

[00:18:57] She's basically picked up in a tornado as a child, flown all around the nation, landed, boom, permanently blind, but all of a sudden could see the future. Amazing. Amazing balls. Amazing balls. A blind mystic who allegedly predicted 9-11 is said to have foreseen a nuclear

[00:19:14] disaster that will ravage the earth before the end of 2023? Well, she's a Bulgarian woman. I thought she was Russian. She's remembered to have predicted some of the biggest events in world history. She died more than a quarter of a

[00:19:29] century ago, but many of her predictions are said to come true long after her death. Now, her followers claim that Baba Vanga foresaw a devastating nuclear disaster that will unfold this year. She's said to have worn of a major power plant explosion in 2023 that would cause toxic clouds

[00:19:43] to settle over Asia. Wow. I'm sorry to hear that for the people of Asia, but I'm happy to hear that for the people of Missouri and Tennessee where I spent a lot of time. I don't really want a toxic cloud. No, you better get your

[00:19:57] iPhone now. I'm never getting an iPhone. I'm an Android person. Okay. Yep. I know. Her followers believe that other countries could be affected by the explosion due to the spread of serious diseases and as the toxic clouds fill the air probably. Aside from nuclear

[00:20:14] disaster, she made four other major predictions for 2023. Firstly, that's not a word. Firstly. It's first. And then secondly, she said to have predicted that the Earth's orbit will change. Oh, well, our planet's orbit around the sun shifts marginally over tens of thousands of

[00:20:34] years and more dramatic change would be devastating. The movement closer to the sun would melt glaciers and flood the planet while a movement farther away could plunge us into an ice age. She's also to believe that she predicted a powerful solar storm that

[00:20:47] will rock the climate. This is all in 2023, but she also said there's a biological weapon that will be used by a superpower in 2023. Yeah, probably. He's getting mad. But then she says crazy shit. I don't know. I don't know. There's only seven months left in

[00:21:08] 2023 so all this is supposed to happen. She died in 1996 at the age of 75 but has claimed her lifetime. She predicted COVID-19. She did September 11th. She did the princess death of Diana and Chernobyl. She grew up on a farm in Romania. That's what I thought it was

[00:21:23] Russia. Was blinded in the dust storm when she was 12. She received the paranormal gift blah, blah, blah. I wanted to read you though her percentage. Okay, experts say her prophecies. She's 68% right. Her followers believe it to be 85%. Here's some incorrect things.

[00:21:41] She said the 45th president of the United States would be faced with a crisis which would bring the country down. Donald Trump certainly faced some huge challenges but America is still standing. Well that could have meant COVID. She also wrongly predicted that the

[00:21:58] 1994 World Cup would be played by two teams beginning with the letter B and it wasn't. It was Brazil and Italy. If I was a blind mystic I'd probably stay out of sports. You know, that's a little iffy like I don't know. It's a little lowbrow too. I don't

[00:22:16] think you need to go there. She said to a foretold the end of Europe in 2016. Well you could say the UE. EU. Yeah. EMU. No. I mean the the EU people are leaving. Right? Yeah, so that could count I guess.

[00:22:37] That's the year Britain left. The EU. True. I mean it still exists as a continent but does it exist as a working unit? Not as much as it did. I would give her 50% credit on that. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't specific enough to get 100% but good enough. Good enough.

[00:22:58] What are we watching? Well, I'm going to talk about live golf and PGA for just a hot minute. If you hate golf fast forward give me three minutes because the people were saying so basically Yasser, somebody. Not air fat. Not air fat. Yasser air fat

[00:23:17] as long as it's dead. It's a different Yasser. He is in charge of the public quote investment fund which really means all the Saudis money that they have to spend on fun or bullshit or they would call it their

[00:23:30] drunk drawer money or if they would bribe nations or people whatever they want to do. So, well I have to for non-golf fans. The PGA tour has existed for whatever 50 years or some I don't know maybe Jack Nicklaus and

[00:23:47] Arnie helped build it and there's other tours in the world. There's the Asian tour, the DP tour, there's all kinds of little but they're not as good as Pete. 1929. 1929. There you go. That's when it started. Oh, we're almost at a hundo. How

[00:23:59] exciting. And then Greg Norman got really mad. He's always been such an angry little fellow. So, he wanted to create a different league and you so he went to the Saudis and created live golf, L-I-V which really means that it's Roman numerals but

[00:24:18] it's a stupid name. And then some of the PGA players jumped ship and quit the PGA and went to play over there because you can't do both. The PGA said you can't do both and I get that but you could also

[00:24:32] fight that that's a right to work law. I guess it gets complicated. So, all of a sudden last week, I don't know where after Jay Monahan's in charge of the PGA saying we're never gonna we're never gonna merge with those people

[00:24:46] and more he went into the 9-11 thing and we're not taking the money from the Saudis because they they were a big part of 9-11. Well, last week all of a sudden he just went, hey we're merging with

[00:24:56] Liv and everybody was like what? I mean Rory and the people that stayed with the PGA and Rory said it. I feel like a sacrificial lamb. You'd feel like such an asshole. Like

[00:25:05] are you I was out here talking on behalf of you this whole time and you're doing secret things. Um but I think what if you read what happened is the Saudis said look if you won't let us join and you won't merge

[00:25:17] with us we're just gonna keep suing you and we have uh let me check let me check my junk drawer money. I have six hundred twenty billion dollars. I'll bankrupt you. I will bankrupt you and you can't stop that. So how about take our money

[00:25:33] and now Jay Monahan's gonna be the CEO of all of it Liv will probably be dissolved but still the Saudis bought golf. That's it. If it goes through it hasn't been done yet. I mean the Department

[00:25:46] Justice all it's gotta go through like a bunch of hoops but I think it'll get through them and then my brother goes oh shit they the Saudis all own all kinds of sporting stuff though and everyone's ignoring that big big soccer clubs in Europe.

[00:25:58] I mean I think Manchester United at this point like the ones Americans even if we don't follow the soccer that closely you would have heard of them Newcastle blah blah um Patrick goes well they could buy the NFL

[00:26:11] I'm like I think it would be more difficult when you have individual team owners that you have to buy out but you could if it's because the NFL there's too many in you know but like you could probably buy

[00:26:24] tennis if you want it. Formula one boxing boxing you could probably buy boxing for like a dollar. WWE they sell a lot of tickets UFC would be pricey that's popular speaking of the UFC how about Conor McGregan take the little skit too far and just beating the

[00:26:45] shit out of that mascot NBA game that was planned but it's like dude we don't mean light him up we don't mean like send him to a hospital it's supposed to be hilarious not like violent where the guy's like oh

[00:26:57] fuck what did you just god damn that's why I know I shouldn't like Conor McGregor I know it but I like it because he's crazy every once in a while society needs a dude that's completely out of hand just for my entertainment

[00:27:14] anyway I don't know my opinion is the people that went to live and took all that money they got to figure out a way if they want to come back to the PGA that the other people get compensated take that Saudi

[00:27:26] money and give it give us some to Roy but his whole point was I don't want to take their money that will be my point because not that I'm on a more moral high horse it's because as um too much Catholic school I think if I take

[00:27:37] their blood money something bad will happen to me so really I'm still being selfish but I don't want to take their money but now if you play on the PGA tour you're gonna end up you're an employee of the Saudis

[00:27:48] period and the story I guess you gotta decide what to do I don't know speaking of sports it was pretty shocking though uh I watched Arnold I think it's on Netflix yeah on Netflix it's great if you but I've always

[00:28:08] thought Arnold's story was great and the way he tells it's great and the clips are great um it's a fun little I think it was three parts um he's funny engaging um he's honest about like his dad being a

[00:28:23] Nazi and crazy and like they come home from the va they are they are drunk the he's oh my god he would drive me crazy like I couldn't ever I wouldn't Arnold would be a fun dad but his

[00:28:38] expectations are off the charts worse than my dad like as far as like well at 7 a.m what have you done did you jog have you done any calisthenics have you uh why don't we clean the boat

[00:28:49] why don't we oh my god there's people that are that driven freak me out like I there is no off switch and it keeps going um even now he's got his it's very it's rigid like he feeds his donkey

[00:29:04] in the morning and he has an hour and a half of cleanup to donkey shit and then he feeds the donkey and then the other thing oh mini pony they're very cute and he brings them in the house and stuff

[00:29:14] which is kind of like my dream but a mini pony yeah with little tennis shoes on yeah but I really really love donkeys so um because they're super sweet tennis shoes yeah so they're so in the house yeah where's shoes in the house

[00:29:36] anyway watch Arnold if you're bored it's super interesting I liked it so four stars five stars for Arnold five yeah he has all the clips everything works um and he talks about his affair he's very honest about it um and now I wonder if

[00:29:52] he thinks about that even more every day because now he's all by himself all by himself Maria Dungal um the other thing oh my god so have you guys watched shiny happy people

[00:30:07] I started talking about it last week it's about the Duggers which is a family name I didn't even know till this show came out I never watched the show um but basically they are part of a thing

[00:30:19] called the Institute in Basic Life Principles now I'd never heard of this which is also me and my friend Kathy was saying it's amazing like this guy Mark Goddard no Bill Goddard he was

[00:30:32] super girl he's super creepy he kind of looks like a weird puppet but he was having these selling out arenas and I've never even heard of the dude I didn't know any of this was happening

[00:30:41] I'm just charging along with my little life um the Duggers are part of it this thing still exists today it's not as popular as it was these are just some of the rules and this is what makes me mad

[00:30:53] about reality tv they they don't check any of this shit what are you putting on television I was on reality tv their background checks it was lame I mean I haven't done anything

[00:31:06] that you'd find right I was um I was arrested one time you were well it was it was kind of a fake arrest because I got mad at the dog catcher because he was going to write me a ticket for

[00:31:19] Smokey our dog being over the Civic Center 18 and I said no your job is called dog catcher and you don't have a fucking dog do you you haven't caught a dog you saw a dog and you say it's my

[00:31:35] dog which I knew absolutely it was my dog and he said I said you have not done your job you can't just walk around giving people tickets for shit you see and you've decided it's my dog

[00:31:45] when in fact it was totally my dog but I'm like no you gotta catch it and bring smokey back smokey would have come right home I mean he went over there every day this guy was sort of like the

[00:31:54] BTK killer he was there was something creepy about him something weird and then my Irish got up and I didn't know he saw my license plate on the car in the driveway and wrote a ticket on that

[00:32:07] so then there was an outstanding warrant for my arrest for um for not not complying with a compliance officer that he's that's what they're called compliance officers um for my for the dog

[00:32:22] he never caught um and after he left Smokey came home I don't even think Smokey liked him I think he saw him in his truck and went oh fuck that shit I'm not coming I'm not yeah anyway I don't know

[00:32:34] why I got off on that um this is some of the so this is IBLP and just remember as of from 2009 to 2012 they have done they have had a steady decline but there's still 2.5 million people

[00:32:48] participating in this in 2006 they earned 63 million dollars oh my god about 91 million in 2022 I assume this is all tax deductible because it's a non-profit religious blah blah blah wow mm-hmm Bill Gothen got hurt it's hard to say got hurt uh he started this in in uh 1961

[00:33:12] children are expected to be homeschooled to always obey their father and hear it strictly to IBLP's interpretations of biblical scripture here's some here's some rules oh I would have been out well the minute somebody opened their mouth um homeschool

[00:33:31] these these okay wait in addition to and here it's to the bible in particularly in the patriarch of a family to be superior where men are considered superior women are expected to obey men in every way

[00:33:45] you can't ever tell somebody who's Irish to obey you don't ever tell an Irish person to do ask us nicely we'll do anything in the world but you tell me to do something without an explanation

[00:33:55] and I'll just immediately my immediate reaction is no yeah it's so bullheaded but anyway uh women are raised to learn how to become good wives and mothers to birth and raise children and then

[00:34:07] we're also supposed to teach homeschool you know you've gone way too far here no no no no no no no um for the IBL men chosen by the women's fathers to be their husbands couples are matched

[00:34:18] after a complex courtship overseen by both sets of parents women are not allowed to date or flirt all attempts at flirting as well as wearing makeup perfume nail polish and high heels

[00:34:27] are seen as lustful here we go again with the guy can't control himself right like why don't you fix you and I'm just going to put my heels on walk right out of here yeah excuse me I'm going to

[00:34:38] get a pedicure uh women are also discouraged from attaining higher education that's right keep them stupid um some of Goddard's personal secretaries were allowed to read wear red nail polish and heels the consumption of media such as tv movies movies most music in the internet is not

[00:34:54] allowed though non-contemporary christian music is accepted all the music which features syncopation is banned dancing is not allowed consumption of alcohol is also bad well how am I supposed to get through all this crap if I'm not hammered I mean you gotta you gotta give

[00:35:11] a little give somewhere if you want me to do all these things women are expected to wear ankle late dresses and never cut their hair uh yeah the presence of text printed onto dresses is not allowed

[00:35:27] so you can't have a pattern it's thought to bring attention to body men are expected to wear dark suits and white although the duggers didn't they abided by some of this but not a lot of that's

[00:35:37] why her hair so long and the in the documentary yeah uh huh uh children are homeschooled she's supposed to teach 19 people a day and then I have my own home school joke if you want to hear it go on the

[00:35:53] internet somewhere no I'd have them for a week and then somebody would interview them go how's your home school and going my mama said we don't need to know nothing about no book learning

[00:36:12] sexual education is not part of the teaching leading some children and teens not to understand what sexual assault is in the practice of not teaching sexual education has been criticized by adults who've left iblp with their struggle with elisha the bible is read daily everybody's

[00:36:25] expected to spend time meditating on its messages it goes on and on and on I I mean this is what makes me mad though TLC did not investigate this what and then they're on the today show and they're all these morning shows gale and everybody's

[00:36:39] like fawning over them this is crazy it's abusive and crazy to women and kids and you're all promoting it what they had another kid isn't this crazy moving on holy shit eight-year-old girl on our stone age tag or by her school in Norway

[00:37:05] I clearly should have been I should have been raised somewhere in Europe because I spent a lot of my childhood digging a hole to china because my dad told me Chinese would kill kids would come out

[00:37:15] and play with me and I'm like how deep do I gotta go and he was like deep and then I thought I could find civil war stuff nothing I never found anything no this country's too new while playing outside

[00:37:28] her school in Norway an eight-year-old girl found unexpected treasure not a lost ball or discarded jump rope but a flint dagger crafted by stone age people 3,700 years ago wow she said I was

[00:37:41] gonna pick up a piece of glass and then there was stone there she told her teacher who saw the stone looked ancient they contacted Veselin County Council an archaeologist archaeologists from the county

[00:37:52] examined the artifact five inch long tool is rare it's very rare um the dagger may have come from across the north sea in Denmark according to whatever they see on it I don't know it's often

[00:38:06] found with sacrificial finds the archaeologist added Jesus I mean how awesome is that you're out at recess hey I just found an artifact that's 3700 years old I would find like a beer can top oh look

[00:38:21] somebody was drinking nickel of gold um this is pretty cool this is crazy holy shit they found it evidence of a creature larger than an elephant washes up on popular US

[00:38:35] US beach by the way did you all see the bear and Dustin in the ocean yeah that's awesome and my friend Mark uh market the coal have a house and that's that I sent it to him and Margaret texted back

[00:38:46] how in the world did it bear get to destined I go the same way I do southwest a massive tooth is washed up at a beach in his evidence that an animal related to an elephant

[00:39:01] from the ice age was once in the area the two oh it's near Santa Cruz I love Santa Cruz I love all the seals I love everything about Santa Cruz it's just hard to get to if you're gonna yeah the

[00:39:11] tooth was recently discovered along the Rio del Mar State Beach near Santa Cruz over Memorial Day weekend by a beach goer who was stunned by the unusual find Jennifer shoe said she spotted something

[00:39:22] strange in the sand at first it looked like a piece of driftwood she told the LA Times she posted a photo of her on Facebook and see if anybody knew what it was people from Aptos find all kinds

[00:39:31] of stuff washed up on that beach like horset teeth and fossilized sand dollars she said and I was like well shoot I'm gonna post this crazy thing because I have no idea what it is Wayne Thompson a paleontologist from Santa Cruz Museum of Natural History was tagged

[00:39:44] by someone in the comment section see if he would know this is an extremely important find call me when you get a chance the tooth was identified by Thompson is belonging to a pacific mastodon

[00:39:54] an elephant-like mammal that existed between five and ten thousand years ago during the ice age it's believed that the mastodon went extinct due to climate change when this tooth was fossilized sea levels were 300 feet lower than they are today elephants and mammoths could walk out to

[00:40:09] the Channel Islands that's crazy I would never even have thought that it's another piece of evidence we found for climate change the tooth was recently added to the Santa Cruz Museum well maybe I'll go

[00:40:20] there next time I work Santa Cruz three specimens ever to be discovered in the area yeah that's awesome good for her for just giving it up too yeah yeah saying here doing the right thing go for

[00:40:32] her moving on to news go for you as Rocky the port would say go for you this is weird I don't know how you guys are gonna feel about this um what's happening to drug source um this is weird too

[00:40:48] because I really wanted to take a video I'm sure I was in the Raleigh Durham airport but I was just too tired it was like six in the morning and I'm like I can't talk right I'm not awake

[00:41:00] but they had a so no restaurants or bars were open yet because it's 6 a.m. or 5 45 or some shit but there was a wall that had digital like it looks like a if a wall was a giant

[00:41:15] vending machine but it looked much more modern than what you think of as a vending machine and I was like whoa what is that and I walked over to it that's where I thought I should

[00:41:25] take a video because nobody would have seen I've never seen this and I'd go to every airport in the world it your products were there's a picture of it so if you want a bacon ham and

[00:41:35] cheese sandwich or I mean they had other stuff too do you need a package of razors it was really crazy and I thought I'm gonna try it and I was hungry anyway so I hit the wall and I hit

[00:41:49] bacon egg and cheese and one just flew out yeah it was fucking out amazing and I was like whoa like I mean there's you know a lot of I'd rather sit in an airport bar with sports center on

[00:42:08] and eat breakfast but if this is what we got that's open it's better than nothing and it did work quite efficiently I mean it was like the future it was like the Jetsons

[00:42:20] and I thought I wonder what what I had to go eventually but Walgreens unveiled Chicago store with only two aisles and most products kept out of sight this is what they're gonna start doing

[00:42:33] the theft is getting out of hand yeah first they locked up our razors remember that and then they locked it and then depending on the city you're in there's more shit locked up

[00:42:42] like milk somebody locked up my milk um well it's a problem so this is what they're this is what they're gonna do it Walgreens just opened a redesigned store in downtown Chicago neighborhood where most of the merchandise is intentionally kept out of sight the store located

[00:42:59] on two east Roosevelt road at one point offered a typical Walgreens shopping experience multiple aisles stacked with daily essentials cosmetics package snacks healthcare needs in an in-store pharmacy last week the same location reopened with a dramatically paired back look why they said

[00:43:13] it's the first digital first experimental store to benefit customers it's not designed to it's not designed to deter theft wow yeah who ain't telling the truth there but retail experts keep saying all the merchandise out of reach is a sure effective way to combat rising incidents

[00:43:29] of shoplifting in America so what's in the store the new Walgreens only has two aisles for shoppers to pursue peruse for their everyday needs such as over the counter meds bath and body

[00:43:39] supplies band aids aids big foot bad guys grab and go snacks most everything else you expect to find that the drugs are shamed is kept in an in-store fulfillment area which is off-limit to shoppers

[00:43:50] those hidden hidden products well best buy is kind of doing that now yeah you order it and you go to pick up and then you get it but you're not they've cut down the one by me by a million

[00:44:02] yeah the hidden products including color cosmetics beer wine hair color why are people hair colors like seven bucks 11 well i don't know these can only be purchased through a kia system set up in the store shopper select and place their orders using a tablet like device

[00:44:23] once your orders made a Walgreens employees reach the products and picks packs them for pick up at separate counter in the store they can place their orders online and pick up in the store the store

[00:44:33] has its own pharmacy with its own kiosk to use for checking in order for fulfillment okay i don't know i mean uh drugstore chain 711s walmart have repeatedly gone it's all about the

[00:44:45] theft um i don't think the children will mind this i'll be fine with it but i'll be a little sad i like especially on the road i like a good half hour in a drugstore i like i don't know

[00:44:58] you just know what some towns there's nothing to do and i'm like well you know what i want to cvs and then i'll be like in cvs i'm like oh shit right i needed that and i needed that

[00:45:08] and then i feel like i accomplished something so i don't know i'd rather um this is crazy how many of you turn minds know what the amber room is do you know do you know paddles

[00:45:22] it's very famous really yes i'm gonna tell you what it is it's a great mystery it's one of the great mysteries of world war two oh i did yeah yeah yeah the amber room was originally supposed to

[00:45:33] have been an amber cabinet a gift from frijek willhelm of prussia to the peter the great who admired the work on a visit to his castle in 1716 can you imagine how long would it take to get there in 1716

[00:45:45] hey i'm gonna swing by your castle i'll be there two years from now it's gonna be awesome but instead of a cabinet it was designed to use the panels as wall covering surrounding them

[00:45:54] with gilded carving mirrors and out and yet more amber panels in total the room used 450 kilograms of amber and finally was completed in 1770 the room was so fragile it had a permanent caretaker

[00:46:09] and when the russians tried to hide the crumbling walls but behind the wallpaper but the nazis knew what was behind the mundane covering and went about dismantling the room a process which

[00:46:18] took 36 hours they believed as a prussian gift it belonged to them well like they needed a reason the nazis took whatever they wanted when they were winning but the room taken back to the castle

[00:46:30] where it had originally been created has was never seen after 1945 some claimed it had been destroyed in the bombings but others say that the panels were spirited away by the nazis

[00:46:39] to keep hold of their loot but the russians weren't willing to give up on the crowning glory and began a replica in 1982 took more than 20 years and cost more than 12 million but visitors to

[00:46:49] the katharine palace near st. petersburg now you can now see the grand room for yourself i doubt i'll ever be vacationing in russia but for those of you termites who might be there

[00:46:59] for whatever reason um you can go see that but that's the thing did it disappear was it wrecked in the war or is it still hidden waiting for a termite to unveil it well there's a chance

[00:47:14] we may have a lead hidden railway track discovered in nazi bunker could lead to the long lost gold train amber room that was plundered by hitler's men history buffs say they may have stumbled upon a hiding place of the long lost amber room after uncovering hidden railroad tracks

[00:47:29] and wagon wheels at a former nazi bunker wow the historical side it's too hard to say discovered while digging at a maim or key bunker in northern poland the tracks of the narrow gauge

[00:47:42] railroad were uncovered five feet below the surface in an area of a flat open ground that had recently been cleared of trees the complex was the headquarters of hitler's chairman army supreme

[00:47:53] command and was just a few kilometers away from hitler's wolf lair the bunker not the one he died in wolf lair is different although it's it is known that a rail line um ran from meramake to

[00:48:06] the wolf's lair there have not been any accounts or documents that a rail wayline existed inside the complex itself until now post a photoing posting a photo the museum said this is a huge

[00:48:18] surprise we did not know there was a railroad inside the complex could it be the gold train with the amber room we'll find out soon enough we don't even know why this track was made here why did the

[00:48:27] germans carry in wagons and why did someone bother to cover it with one and a half meter layer of earth that's bizarre wow yep in ninth january 1945 it mysteriously disappeared after

[00:48:39] air raids and a savage ground assault on the city while some claimed it had been destroyed by bombs others say the nazis spirited it away wow some witnesses reported seeing 40 wagons moving it

[00:48:51] away from the castle under cloak of secrecy after the city fell to the red army the search has been on ever since well from what i know about nazis um and i would say they're very efficient at um

[00:49:14] keeping track of things and storing things and organizing and um what do you call it when you organize things in a museum catalog cataloging i think they would have done their best to get it

[00:49:26] out of there and hide it yes mm-hmm we'd have to get a history teacher to say how bad was it in january of 1945 i'd have to think about that but like how bad was the bombing and stuff um i don't

[00:49:41] think they would have left it somewhere where it could have been destroyed that's just my opinion of the um the german with all the other stuff they had that they whatever um

[00:49:54] let's just talk about now this has been talked about a lot in the news i try to do stories on here that are not so newsy but the four uh the children in the amazon jungle that survived for 40 days

[00:50:05] seriously the 13 year old daughter should be given girl scout a century like i mean there are they went through piranha filled waters the mom was alive in the plane there was

[00:50:16] so there's the mom the kids a pilot and i think another person um the mom was alive for four days and then said i know it's heartbreaking i'm gonna die just go but this girl because she's in one of

[00:50:28] the indigenous people up there and they were flying i don't remember why they were flying or where they're flying to but sometimes that's what you had to do to get out of the where they live

[00:50:38] she took care of the other kids that are like one was only 12 months old her youngest sibling i know she's got a one-year-old in the desert i mean in the jungle i didn't know that yeah um

[00:50:53] let's see i think i think the kids were like 10 seven and one and she was 13 um first first first they thought they found them and they didn't but she put out clues

[00:51:05] she left trails she tied ribbons around stuff she put like if they she knew the fruit in the jungle they could eat thankfully apparently the jungle is in harvest right now so she could find

[00:51:15] stuff and knew the stuff that would kill you then she took a bag of flour there's a spanish word for it i can't pronounce it and then that you can make like pace she knew what to do with that yeah it's

[00:51:25] amazing like i hope somebody now their mom's dad i don't know if their dad's alive but somebody should give these kids like a a bazillion dollars in an education or whatever they want whatever they want i don't care what they want whatever they want um congratulations to the

[00:51:42] people that looked they looked for 40 days though and they never gave up it's pretty incredible um it's very sad about their mom but at least the kids survived and the one-year-old probably won't

[00:51:56] remember it woman buys genuine picasa at a thrift store for six dollars sells it for thousands all right this is i'm not a big thrift store person so i can't say well that's never happened

[00:52:11] to me because i'm not in them that often but when she picked up the six dollar plates at a local thrift store nancy calivary had a hunch she was onto something special but she had no idea how cool it

[00:52:22] would be she moved from new york to italy when she was just eight years old and gift or getting married in 2014 she started getting into thrifting mostly to furnish her apartment picking up table

[00:52:30] wear vertiginous trinkets the 36 year old hid the jacket jackpot one day when she stumbled upon a set of six dollar plates plates has turned out to be an original piece by one of the most

[00:52:38] famous artists ever i stumbled upon the plates during my trip daily trip to the store on my way out i noticed some new china that had been added to the shelves my first reaction that would make a

[00:52:47] great table escape but then i turned all turned them over and saw the picasso tag i freaked out i didn't know what i was holding but i knew it could be worth serious money so i checked it out

[00:52:58] i checked out and ran back to my office to set a plate set her back six bucks when she got to her office she started furiously searching the web she realized she had stumbled upon

[00:53:07] something special i did the initial googling figured out this year's the date they were made in pretty much the whole history behind picasso ceramic line who knew right spanish sculptor painter sculptor and saran ceramicist pablo picasso is arguably one of the most famous

[00:53:22] art we know that along with his abstract paintings he had a whole body of mixed material works he designed 633 different ceramic editions between 1947 and 1971 from simple objects like plates and bowls to complex pictures and vases they estimated that the plates would sell individually

[00:53:45] for three to five grand might hold up for more than that yeah yeah it felt like a crazy amount of crazy money at the time she said even more when the auction went live and the prices

[00:53:58] started climbing the thrifters watch it her ceramic started selling for 12 13 and even 16 thousand dollars it was absolutely bananas i was watching the auction from my office screaming crying and throwing up she invested the money it continues to thrift regularly my entire home

[00:54:18] is filled with thrift valuable second hand finds everything is worth money and has a cool story yeah but some of that shit i think is haunted yeah i had a mirror once there used to be this

[00:54:29] place in her most of beach called um eddies and it was a cool thrift store and all that stuff but i don't know i found it to be sad like one thing i opened this one thing it was just family pictures

[00:54:43] right somebody just went fuck them through all the pictures away i don't know and then i bought a mirror and i just felt like it was weird i don't know um this isn't her only lucre to find

[00:54:58] either after the plate she stumbled upon an alexander mcqueen jumpsuit from his jumpsuit from his second collection ever picking it up for 20 bucks it sold for 8500 oh my god yeah um

[00:55:11] oh her little store clothes uh the store clothes now sold the one by her so now she has to go further away wow um i guess i don't know you have to go to thrift stores with a more open mind

[00:55:25] i don't know i just found it to be something sad like why what happened right why is all the stuff here something probably not great pawn shops are worse pawn shops are terrible i there's two comedians

[00:55:39] that love to go and i would go with them because i was curious i must admit i was curious we went to one in san antonio holy shit show um yeah i don't even know i don't like anything going on in there

[00:55:52] not really no i don't um all right i have been waiting to talk about well here's another this is another crazy one i should have named this whole episode thrift stores a ming dynasty box it sat

[00:56:05] in an attic sells for 358 dollars 15th century chinese box went unnoticed but see this stuff's always in europe it's never in america right um it sold for 358 000 uh smashing its expected

[00:56:21] auction price it was bought for 24 in 1946 it's six i mean but at first those were the piece that looked too good to be true um it's the highlight of my career the guy said the guy who got to see it

[00:56:34] an auction and i'll probably never see anything like it again it's four and a half inches in diameter 385 thousand dollars for this little chinese box the artifact features a design of ripe pomegranates gold branches and blossoms pomegranates were a symbol of fertility in

[00:56:49] the 15th century first time the box had come to auction in 77 years after it was considered lost it was bought by major edward radcliffe in 1946 and went unnoticed among less valuable pieces of his collection when he died in 1967 however his family later sent the collection to whatever

[00:57:08] there's only um there's only like three left in the world wow yeah hold on i actually it says it oh um in july 2020 two rare volumes of an ancient chinese encyclopedia sold for more than

[00:57:27] nine million dollars blah blah there's only a few couple of these main dynasty boxes but wow i know but like that should be in a museum it's still a little box what are you

[00:57:38] gonna put in here papercliffs from your podcast earrings money what are you gonna do you're just i don't know i don't like it when rich people hoard things we should all be able to see but

[00:57:50] so so is the world all you can get at ours are like you know symptoms coffee right a bunch of shit that says st louis rams but i'm not buying that that's what would be

[00:58:07] it the thrift store by my house yeah this story this next one is 100 while why you will never see me on a cruise ship if i am i've been kidnapped calling my parents um i'm not i went with lou twice on the

[00:58:27] comedy cruise hoop dha first one fun enough because lou and john panett and they were just fun comedians well we always had a little group of fun comedians there's like five of us and then

[00:58:41] it wasn't like we did you bought a ticket to the lou black comedy cruise within the cruise so we were on royal caribbean there's 4500 people 500 of them would come to our show every night and then

[00:58:53] we'd all do like 20 minutes and change it up and blah blah so yeah i didn't i didn't like the idea but whatever louis wanted to do it and i thought i should do it once in my life

[00:59:05] well i ended up doing it twice and then i drew the line i'm like louis there are resorts on land just pick one in st thomas and say there's a comedy festival and here's my friends yeah

[00:59:19] this carnival cruise ship uh 11 straight hours of pure hell new video shows moments when waves hit the carnival cruise ship tre during a treacherous storm this is what i also i have to get re research

[00:59:33] this more i just haven't had time i don't understand why it is legal for a cruise ship when we have acu weather to drive straight into a god damn storm it should not be but somebody told me if they

[00:59:46] leave port then they don't have to refund the money i don't know if that's true i'm just starting a rumor here it's what i heard i'll find out why do you do that because on the second

[00:59:56] cruise with lou i saw it coming on the tv i'm like what are we doing why is this man driving straight driving us and here's the thing those cruise ships look super stable they're not you're like a fishing

[01:00:09] cork like a red and white round fishing cork there's the only thing that can sustain all that truly is an ocean liner like the queen marriage because they're a lot lower and they sit they sit lower to

[01:00:22] the water there's more weight these things you're just bobbing along like a cork right i felt like there was no control the bet i was so sick like i'm gonna be getting ready to vomit sick i laid on a crossways

[01:00:36] instead of up and down on the bed holding onto the corner thinking that would stabilize me no sure didn't know and then you know lou's banging on things do you want to go to the

[01:00:46] buffet no i'm vomiting lou and we're all going to die i don't want to go to the buffet you go let me know how it is traveling leisure travel magazine traveling leisure yeah once they

[01:00:59] leave for you don't have to refund me okay well then could you just go like a quarter of a mile and turn back and go ha ha Kathleen you're fucked but i don't need to go in the storm too you don't

[01:01:09] need to screw me over twice i mean okay i get it we love but just turn around this this experience these are passengers traveling from the Bahamas to Charleston aboard the carnival sunshine

[01:01:24] posted videos of flooded hallways downpipe toppled doors on saturday now i would do a viking river cruise because i always know no i can survive in a river i can swim far enough and long enough to

[01:01:36] grab a log or something well not all rivers but the ones where the viking people everybody looks 65 and they all have a glass of champagne i love the viking ads yeah they don't ever show anybody

[01:01:47] under 65 like message received we don't want to cheer children um but a river doesn't freak me out like the ocean um now they have shared the terrifying moment they thought the whole ship would capsize after being battered by ferocious waves during a lightning storm that the captain

[01:02:06] drove straight into just saying Sharon to Trone 49 was celebrating the end of her cancer chemotherapy on the trip with her mother rosemary when the storm a horrific storm hit the ship they rode

[01:02:19] up the storm in their cabin on the 11th floor i don't know what's worse to be high or low under well yeah some of them crew cabins i know because comedians get stuck in those and oh my

[01:02:34] god no no no no no the winds sounded like a wind tunnel listen to this shit that happened though i thought we're gonna capsize it was absolutely terrifying video showed roaring winds and waves outside their window as the water trickled in their cabin gushing waves and strikes of

[01:02:48] lightning were seen illuminating the sky in harrowing clips the ship took a hit from a wave it was it hit on our side of the ship it pushed the ship to the left everything in our cabin

[01:02:58] went flying me and my mom were literally walking sideways to try to pick stuff up also interrupting myself for a second on the second loose cruise we did it started getting crazy out there and i was

[01:03:12] on stage they had a stage in the thing and there's like a curtain and the it's on rings like like your house curtain would be and the curtain was going like this the whole time i'm standing on

[01:03:23] stage and i'm like okay oh we just i said i said stuff i'm like i'm not gonna act like that's not happening this is how a whole titanic evening started haha hee hee ha ho ho think i hit an iceberg

[01:03:39] yeah it was all fun and games till it wasn't follow on they had 14 hours of high winds rains in massive waves the ship took a hit from a wave that sounded like the ship split in two

[01:03:53] the carnival sunshine is it went back to charleston wow they should have uh maybe you should have a pilot on board so we didn't have to sit and drift for six hours waiting yeah water was seen seeping

[01:04:06] through the hallways um there was a lack of communication between the crew and the passengers he said after the weather got really bad nobody reached out there was silence on the intercom system that is bullshit right you have to crew members were forced to evacuate their rooms

[01:04:22] while severed passengers complained they were starting to feel sick during the nightmare of voyages they awaited communication from the captain the dangerous journey came as the national weather service warned of treacherous boating conditions as the low pressure system

[01:04:34] moved up the atlantic coast but yet they still left minor injuries were reported one passage has said you could p smell people being sick walking down halls uh the conditions worsened overnight on friday and into saturday as the crew members stayed silent about what was

[01:04:50] happening so they're still getting no information um oh my god about 4 30 on friday the trip took a turn for the worst is the ship approached choppy waters oh my god just 15 minutes later the captain

[01:05:03] made an announcement that due to the adverse western weather conditions the sunshine may arrive back at charleston later that it was charleston later that was scheduled to he said the staff would do anything for everything to minimize discomfort by 7 p.m the ship started hitting

[01:05:17] large swells of water i don't know how big the swells i was in that we were in but they were big and it was terrifying and uh yeah somebody said i went to a show in the liquid lounge

[01:05:30] on the front of the ship at the time the sounds of the of us crashing into swells could be heard over the music playing oh my god those poor people was there really a band or just i don't

[01:05:40] tell them stage lights modern of the ceiling began to shake the disco ball started swinging with the led wall on the stage which was probably 20 to 30 feet wide began rolling but side by side

[01:05:51] on its own at 8 p.m the staff started closing off and evacuating all the public deck areas he then returned to his room in the second level we watched a glass chalice fall off the counter

[01:06:04] and shatter this time though the ship was traveling 11 knots per hour only reducing speed to five knots during the 11 15 p.m hour when winds starting to hit the 80 mile an hour winds are hitting the ship wow at the hurricane at the baby hurricane at one point the captain

[01:06:23] turned the ship from sailing northwest toward charleston to heading northeast directly into the eye of the storm he said he watched as it as the cabin across from he started to to all the cabin across from him started to leak from the ceiling they were still no

[01:06:37] announcements 2 a.m the staff changed the tv screens to a standby announcement so they're turning off the weather map but this is also where i jump the gun and i'd be like i've got a life

[01:06:51] bout and i would just jump and it would be the dumbest move ever but i'd also think this shit is going down and i'm not whatever um uh we were no longer be able to see where we're going

[01:07:04] how fast we were going or what the wind speed was or anything we were blind to what was going on especially with no weather or course updates is 445 the previous day that's unacceptable

[01:07:15] this was also the time the internet went out so we weren't able to look up weather online or contact anyone yep at all the internet's terrible on crew it's terrible on cruise ships anyway

[01:07:25] i remember back in the day you had to go to the internet room right uh at this point we were hitting large swells they had to be anywhere um from 10 to 20 feet if not higher crew members

[01:07:37] were wearing life jackets but nobody got on intercom told everyone else to put at 730 it went until 7 30 p.m that the cruise director came on the air and made an announcement that they were outside Charleston harbor but could not dock as scheduled now you've turned into spirit airlines

[01:07:55] have fun they finally arrived at port 5 30 saturday night more than nine hours after it was scheduled to dock so the the national weather service had warned thursday that a non uh tropical low pressure system off the southeast could bring heavy rain that could cause flash flooding gusty

[01:08:15] winds and hazardous boating conditions to the carolinas coastal communities can expect and then they said all this shit carl's uh guest on board our ship we're safe doesn't sound like it

[01:08:25] nope no terrified terrified is a better word um this is so this is why they freaked me out i didn't know this about a cruise ship compared to say an ocean liner a cruise ship can handle 50 foot

[01:08:43] waves winds speeds of 80 well we had maxed out at 80 what if it goes to 90 we tip over there's videos on go on the internet yeah they can tip they can roll up to 60 degrees before they're in danger

[01:08:59] of capsizing i don't want to roll one degree more or less 60 that's where i was hanging onto the bed in a cross like position thinking i don't know why i thought i shouldn't lay straight in a bed

[01:09:10] i'll lay crossways like tic-tac-toe it didn't do a damn thing somebody told me that i don't remember somebody definitely told me that um they are fitted with tanks compartments which are filled with

[01:09:23] water to bro to bro provide stability in the sea well they're not big enough and there's not enough water however they're not as resilient as their predecessors the ocean liner the only

[01:09:33] ocean liner still active is the qe2 the transatlantic flagship of the kunard line ocean liners rest lower in the water making them capable of withstanding heavy weather cruise ships on the other hand

[01:09:45] cannot they stay close to shore and will remain at sea for a few nights before pulling into a port until somebody can promise me we're not going to sail into bad weather forget it that's just

[01:09:57] crazy that's ridiculous well it's where's peep bootages um he's got to go to philadelphia today and um deal with the fact that i-95 has completely crashed um yeah i don't even know how that's gonna there needs to be a lot of people in the department transportation and what

[01:10:25] we have is not really enough i don't think all right termites um i gotta tell you where i'm going yeah yeah wait hold on i wrote it down that's all you got for us today anything else yeah no i

[01:10:39] i that was my feel good that you're not on um that's a shitty well i'll tell you i'm gonna tell you that i'll tell you this because it's freakish okay this is not a feel good story

[01:10:48] it's creepy but what a good ending um it's super creepy i don't know i can't stunned nurse shout out to all the nurses too it's just after watching what i've seen this month i could never do any of it

[01:11:09] i thought how could i i could never be a nurse i'd have to work on the maternity floor where something happy was happening like hey there's a baby yeah otherwise i i don't

[01:11:18] i don't have that constitution um stunned nurse i caught witches holding a carcass eating ritual on my security camera what did you just say what hear me out this is in canada this one's for you paddles

[01:11:38] no and i believe everything the lady has posted what part of canada um i think i think she's in bc i don't remember i read this a while back i'll get to it the witches of bcwick must have been wicked

[01:11:53] hungry a canadian's nature lovers attempt to capture wildlife on her camera backfired terrifyingly after she inadvertently documented what appeared to be naked witches eating a carcass at night right by her house now here's the thing i do believe what this lady posted is true

[01:12:08] i do not believe she made it up i do not believe um they're fake now what these people were doing i don't they could have been fucking with her but i don't know why anyone would do that or how would

[01:12:24] you even know there was a dead deer anyone i'll read it social media posts depicting the alleged deer crunching coven are currently blowing up online and viewers speculating the night

[01:12:35] time nauseas were conducting some sort of satanic ritual i don't know what the heck that was was up with that korea stanhope told the kennedy news um of the spine tingling site it really freaked us out it's

[01:12:48] not something you see every day the paul river nativ had reportedly been riding one of her horses when she came across a dead deer in her garden while most have turned their nose at the site

[01:12:57] the mother of three and her grandpa bob decided to set up a camera to see if any carcass would if the carcass would attract any critters at night that's pretty normal i mean my brother's got

[01:13:08] tree cams i keep meaning to put one over there in the woods but distracted um to see if the would attract any critters at night i get it so the next day me and my then she said

[01:13:24] me and my grandpa put up the truck i'm to see if we could get animals and we got a bobcat and there's there's a valid one of a bobcat um little did she know that wasn't the only blood

[01:13:33] thirsty beast they would catch on camera i came the next day and grandpa said he'd got naked people on the camera and i said no you didn't bullshit so he showed me the bone filling bone chilling

[01:13:43] photos taken just after sunset showed two disheveled looking women okay i don't think one's a woman i think one is a woman and one is a man and the man has pants and shoes on and no shirt

[01:13:53] the woman is naked except for like a loincloth and they are eating the deer now even if this is a joke who would do that yeah yeah and at one point it looks like she's sucking on

[01:14:05] the hoof i'm not kidding but here's the thing this lady this is very close to her house now i'd be freaked out that i got these freaks in the woods whatever they are not feel good story

[01:14:18] no it's a creepy story i told you the bone chilling photos after the just after sunset showed two disheveled looking women with long hair obscuring their faces squatting over the dead deer appearing to dying on its remains something like other 2014 horror flick the witch

[01:14:37] i never saw the wicked hungry pair is completely naked except for what looks like a line a line cloth claws over their nether regions in the found footage horror scene they look like they

[01:14:48] have wigs on i don't think they're wigs i think it's matted hair um if they're wigs they didn't spend enough they haven't even been called it looks like um one looks like she has blonde hair

[01:15:03] underneath i didn't see that you can't really tell from the photos but the hoof was brought right up to her mouth the gasgals she said she wasn't sure if the so-called witches of bsick

[01:15:13] were kissing it smelling it or eating it but nonetheless sickened by the ritual given the amount of bacteria and potentially on the decaying carcass she said she was creeped out of the prom to cuddling session occurred only two minutes from her house two minutes these freaks are

[01:15:29] out there no matter what they think if it's a joke if it's all bad she was like i was concerned about them messing with my horses at night the horses get really spooked and unnerved

[01:15:39] around that area i thought she added i thought they'd imagine stuff at first so i didn't think anything of it but maybe i believe them now the bobcat is a totally perfect picture of a bobcat

[01:15:50] so that's real social media seemed convinced that the canadian who witnessed witches a local cult or some other um entity performing a demonic ritual this is actually terrifying comment of one of your viewer that's a skinwalker we know that from skinwalker ranch they look humans

[01:16:09] do you come up to them but once you do you're gone and then somebody else said that's basically a demon walking demon from hell if you hear screaming stay inside and get a gun if you leave it

[01:16:17] long at long oh my god one occult lover lover even postulated that the barren naked ladies were windigos native american spirits who possess who possess people and turn them into cannibals the creature has long been known as the algonquin

[01:16:34] ojibi the eastern kree so it's all kinds of native american things they have described them as giants many times larger many times larger these aren't giants these are normal sized people um all those

[01:16:46] descriptions can vary a comment to all these cultures is to view the the windigo is a cannibalistic 11 super naturals being strongly associated with winter well we're not in winter the north yes coldness not so cold up there now famine and starvation um

[01:17:06] there's a rumor about in town about occult the collects animal bones i don't know if it's real or not some people have mentioned it since i posted the photos somebody told her to call the police she said the duo wasn't doing anything technically illegal well you're trespassing

[01:17:20] if that's your property yeah and then people called it out for the photos being fake and then she defended all that online and i'm like i i i believe her i i don't know what these things are

[01:17:31] these they're clearly people or not when these skin walkers windigos it's come from native americans it's kind of a shape shifter skin walker type deal yeah there's not how about that for a

[01:17:45] feel good story huh well it's a feel good thing if you have a trail cam and you haven't seen any um witches eating stuff my brother pat no he sends me deer pictures and sometimes like i don't

[01:17:58] know him the bobcat or something but hey pat if you see any naked ladies with lying claws sucking the hooves of a dead deer i don't think so then count yourself as a good day and a lucky man

[01:18:11] okay all right i'm going to vegas to the mirage i can't wait june 24th and then atlantic city if i can get there do i have to take i-95 to get to atlantic city i can't remember

[01:18:24] i'll have to get there some that's the way that's july 8th atlantic city i do take it i think i do get on 95 because that's where occasionally i get a billboard forkado drops a billboard hampton beach new hampshire i never know if i'm in new hampshire

[01:18:42] but i but i have booked my whale watching trip wonderful yeah very excited july 22nd i'll be performing there at the hampton beach casino ballroom and then august 12th i will be at the

[01:18:53] cape cod melody tent i've waited my whole life to work at the cape cod melody tent and what's weird is i don't even know why i want to go there because i've never been there as a customer i don't

[01:19:02] it's just a thing that people talk about in the summer and you got to wait till you're semi fancy to get the gig and i did it yeah my crash you can crash it my neighbors um

[01:19:14] they uh yeah they have a place my nephews two of my nephews will be there um so fun for them i'm gonna get some lobster a lobster roll and uh yeah so come if you want to see me this summer

[01:19:30] that's what'll be and then in the fall it goes full on um cray-cray everywhere and anywhere all right termites go watch arnold for fun if you even if you don't like arnold his

[01:19:43] which i do i was like tomorrow so he was one um his story is great and um the shiny happy people if you're into weird shit and um that's really all i got i gotta fire up

[01:19:57] some podcasts this week because i have a long drive tomorrow yeah very much back to moe back to the ozarks i'm gonna start putting up trail cams see if i can find any freaks see what's going on yeah

[01:20:14] yeah no they're just be out there people smoking math with a giant a giant beer yeah like they're not that exotic i just saw him at the gas station six hours ago all right termites be your fun summer

[01:20:28] termites don't forget your song block i did yesterday it's not a good result here look at my hands see that's where my shirt ended i didn't even think about it i had on a c-shirt like to

[01:20:40] to block the sun and was that your uh duck video yeah the people that had the duck that was so fun well all right termites that's it go have fun be summer termites