Heffron & Reep

Live from Hickory

Heffron is visiting Jon Reep’s hometown of Hickory, North Carolina… and talks about the things he expects to do while in town. Jon talks about his childhood break-dancing squad “Cosmic Force”, while John shares information about his food preferences.

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Going to The Burger King

John Heffron and Jon Reep are comedians talking about comedians… who talk about comedians. John gets invited to go on a boat, but declines when he realizes he’s not a boat guy. If the guys had to work at a fast-food restaurant, John is all about working at Arby’s. They discuss sleeping arrangements for their upcoming “town swap” visits to each others’ hometown. And what’s the name of their new tour?

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The Mailbox Challenge

John talks about his recent trip to Boston, which leads them to a conversation about hotel bars. There’s a lot of talk about having sex at an older age. And can you complete The Mailbox Challenge? Hopefully, it’s a long driveway… Jon brings up a t-shirt he saw online where it had a picture of Michael Jackson but with Prince’s name and logo. Is this an insult to those who grew up in the 1980s? And what other bands could be mixed up? Does John Heffron have Debbie Gibson’s contact info? And was she going to be on the show? And there’s some talk about the band Menudo.

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Man Boobs and Guts to Lose

Comedians John Heffron and Jon Reep get together to talk about their Green Room demands and 5 helpful tips to prevent Man Boobs.

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Varsity Dudes

John and Jon discuss how they need to have a name for their upcoming stand-up tour. Something like “Heffron & Reep On Stage Wearing Hats”. They talk high school varsity jackets, John shares his high school photos, and Jon shares a photo of his prom night and a sweet ride.

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Hot Cinnamon Toothpicks

Comedians John Heffron and Jon Reep discuss borrowing an RV for a cross-country comedy “Town Swap”. John discusses his childhood homemade Hot Cinnamon Toothpick business and how it almost took a dark turn into greed and deception. And Jon does not find the smell of cat piss to be that bad. He actually thinks it smells kind of clean. He appears to be the only one that feels this way.

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Flip Phone Roulette

Comedians John Heffron and Jon Reep talk about a fun game they can play with old-school flip phones, manilla envelopes, and unsuspecting people.

Then they discuss the idea of having a “Bug Out Bag” to help get out of some uncomfortable situations. Do you have cash saved in your underwear drawer? One of their listeners does.

And did Jon try to kill someone over the weekend with Pickle Juice and Irish Car Bombs?  Accusations are flying, and Jon has some video evidence.

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The Burner Marriage

John discusses some recent audience interactions he’s had at some shows, which leads to a discussion on how people should have a “burner marriage”. What about a TV show about time-traveling, body-swapping comedians? For Jon, call it “Quantum Reep”. And John and Jon discuss the genius of comedian Jay London.

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Live from the Detroit Airport (with Reno Collier)

Jon Reep is in the studio, John Heffron is stuck and calling in from the Detroit airport, and Reno Collier joins the conversation to talk comedy shows, disrespectful audience members, the upcoming “Town Swap”, and kissing on camera.

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Detective Reep in “The Bed You Make”

Comedians John Heffron and Jon Reep discuss shopping malls in the 80s and tease a guest coming up in the future to talk about “Dead Malls”. Some other important questions discussed: Did you know comedian John Heffron falls asleep to 80’s music videos every night? Would you watch a television channel of nothing but failed TV pilots? Is Godzilla a bad guy? Whatever happened to the lost art of cobbling? What about a crime TV show where someone can see the thoughts of others by laying their head on the other person’s pillow? Coming soon on… “The Bed You Make”. And, finally, Jon and John ask the question… “What’s our circle?”

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