It’s time again for the latest ACCSports.com Podcast, presented by Smithfield’s Chicken and Bar-B-Q!

Musical selections this week: Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” and “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast.

0:08 – Hayes gives the show rundown.

0:48 – Jim and Hayes try to start the show and get totally sidetracked by tales of Hayes’ obsessive television viewing habits.

7:37 – They finally get around to the original point of the conversation, which means talking about Maryland RB Wes Brown and what it means to be arrested when the sole charge is “resisting arrest.”

14:55 – Next up, Tallahassee, Fla., where some genius burglar a) tried to rob an FSU football player and then b) was eventually arrested because he was spotted wearing the player’s shorts. Awesome.

17:21 – Your weekly P.J. Hairston discussion. Does he just not “get it”? Or does he get it but just doesn’t care?

23:28 – More P.J. – what’s the percent change that he plays basketball this season for UNC? #PJBeBackForKentucky?

27:24 – So does Hayes/Fedora now = Jim/Campanaro?

31:38 – It’s almost August, time to attempt our first psychoanalysis of N.C. State’s Dave Doeren.

38:38 – A simple conversation about the AAC media day clambake turns … testy. Why? Because Hayes jumps on his “ACC TOURNEY IN GREENSBORO!” soap box.

48:52 – If the ACC holds its tournament at Madison Square Garden will MSG EVEN BE THERE!?!!?

52:23 – Jim proposes that the ACC use the National Wrestling Alliance 1988 Crockett Cup model for its basketball tournament.

54:20 – A brief rehash of the Campanaro Controversy and then we put out a call for someone to start up an ACC Fantasy Football league. Finally, Jim and Hayes discuss whether Jim should start a Smithfield’s franchise in Durham.