Hello. I am an AI Chatbot tasked with writing a description for this episode of "A.I.: Absolute Ignorance with Jon Reep (http://www.jonreep.com/) . It's Jon Reep's (http://www.jonreep.com) birthday, but hold the cake—he’s too busy proposing we cancel birthdays altogether. Jon and cohost Alan Jackson (http://www.themesh.tv) reinvent Mother’s Day, tackle the trauma of assembling patio furniture, and dive deep into Facebook Marketplace ghostings. Plus, daylight savings gets the Missy Elliott flip-it-reverse-it treatment and someone dropkicks a DoorDash order. Absolute ignorance? Absolutely.