Roid Rage

[00:00:05] What up, what up, what up? Welcome to the latest episode of Unplanned and Unashamed with Ray Money and Isaiah Pennell. And we're recording another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed. We back? We back with another episode. We back in black like ACDC.

[00:00:32] Man, well, I don't know who be listening to this, so it may be us. We need to get a clip of, what's that, DJ, kind of heavy set, DJ Khaled? Is that how you say it? Khaled? We need to get... DJ Khaled.

[00:01:03] I just butchered his last name. He's an Indian guy, you know, DJ Khaled? You know, the rapper that likes to eat curry and stuff. He's not just a rapper, he is the best rapper. He says it himself. We the best.

[00:01:31] And he also goes, another one. We need to get a clip of that. Just that five second clip of him going, another one. And we need to play that at the beginning of each show. Mm-hmm. We back with another one. I mean, that's what it is. We back with another one to aim another one. Let's hear you say another one in the DJ voice.

[00:01:57] In the DJ voice? Wait a minute. I don't remember. I don't know if I can do the DJ Khaled voice. Let's hear you try. Let me see. I have to think about it. I don't know. Another one. There you go. He took his head to the side every time he said another one. He can't say the DJ. Another one.

[00:02:28] It's like it's hard on him to say it, so he just has to like kind of tilt his head. Mm-hmm. I mean, doing another one is always hard. Right? I don't care what you're doing. Another one? Maybe that's how he needs to ask it instead of just going another one. He needs to be like, are we really doing another one? Like, ask it like a question.

[00:02:58] Are we really back with another one? Man, I have to feel more than we're back again. Yeah, instead of saying another one, he needs to say, are we back again? I can't believe we're back again. Hey, man. What you snacking on? My bad, man. Look. Oh, you good. I was just curious. What you snacking on?

[00:03:26] Some chips. Well, I'm on my diet. They just tortilla chips. Tortilla chips. Alright, look. We're going to do this out there. Which one you think? Tortilla? I think it's funny to say tortilla, but I do say tortilla. Like, I know that's not how it's pronounced. But now I tell you what I really do have a hard time with is chipotle.

[00:03:56] Hmm? Chipotle. Chipotle. I don't care either way. Give me them chips. Whatever you call them. Because sometimes I really pronounce, like I'll say, chipotle. What? Oh, chipotle? Yeah, instead of chipotle. Like if I'm around country people, it'll turn into chipotle. Chipotle.

[00:04:27] Let it ride. I'm sitting outside the library here. And I'm always interested to see the people that come to the library. Yeah. It's fast. People come from, like little kids and stuff. The mom. And then I watch people pull up.

[00:04:57] We need to make this a segment on the show where you like go to the library. And as we're recording, you like get out of your car and ask random people, hey, what book you reading? What? Yeah. I love. Are you subscribed to the Unplanned and Unashamed podcast? I should. Yeah. Just start off asking like, oh, what book you reading? Like, what's your favorite book to read?

[00:05:27] Let me just hit them with that. Are you subscribed to the Unplanned and Unashamed podcast? Mm. And then if they say no, then you hold them at gunpoint and make them subscribe. You're like, subscribe now. Subscribe to the Unplanned and Unashamed. We be eating chips on the podcast, watching people come and go. Honestly, this is a, are you a people watcher? You watch people?

[00:05:57] Sometimes. Like if I'm at the mall, I'll definitely watch people. Cause I mean, there's certain shops and I'm like, I ain't gonna go in here. I'm just gonna sit in one of those recliners and people watch. Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I never do pay. Cause in the Hickory Mall, they have to like. Where are you paying? Wait, what? You watching the people, those other people. No, no, no, no.

[00:06:25] When I, when I go sit in one of those recliners that has the massage thing, I never do pay to have the massage thing turned on. You just sit there. I just, it's comfortable even if you don't have the massage thing turned on. You just holding up the line. Somebody wanting to get in the massage chair. Yeah, exactly. Somebody's wanting to get in that dang old massage chair. And I'm just like, no, I'm, I'm sitting in it and I'm not even turning it on.

[00:06:55] I wonder how many people I don't turn it on either. Every now and again, well, I can't say I did it once, but after how many years, I wonder how many people actually do the user chair. How much? Cause I mean, they're already comfortable in the first place. I wonder how much more comfortable does it make it when you turn on the massage thing? How, uh, how much is it? Yeah. Like how much more comfortable?

[00:07:26] $5 more apparently. $5 more. At least that's what they're saying. Cause I'm like, I mean, it's already comfortable. Why do I want to pay $5 for just a touch more comfort? Have you ever gotten, went to a masseuse? I've never went to a masseuse. Then why you don't know you still got young back.

[00:07:52] But when I get that old back, I'm going to be like, I need an Asian with tiny hands to rub my back. Moose back is terrible right now. He in pain. I don't know how Moose will like, uh, we got back pain. You got about 10 more years and that's when your back pain kick in. It could be shorter depending on what you do. You got 33. Look at these people walking right here. Well, you can't see them, but they back hurt too.

[00:08:22] I can tell how they walk. I will give you 40 bucks the next time I see you. If you roll down your window and just ask them randomly if their back's hurting. And if they have any gray poop on, just right. I don't know about a gray poop on, but I asked anybody. That'd be hilarious. If you just ask them. That would be true. Cause yeah, my back hurt. What are you talking about?

[00:08:51] How could you tell? Hell. That'd be hilarious. If I asked them if they had gray poop on, that's a little snooty. What type of person do you think I am? You think I'm that rich to for a gray poop on? I was like, no, I don't think you're that rich. You at the public library to print out some shit. So that's what happened. It's alright. This isn't a gray poop on house.

[00:09:21] This is the French's yellow mustard house. Amen to that. I ain't gonna lie. I will put some gray poop on on some shit. The commercial gets you. You got to try it. The gray poop on. Oh, you put some gray poop on some stuff, huh? What? Who ain't trying? You got that gray. I've never had it. So y'all not like an era of like commercials. Like y'all don't really get like commercial TV. Like y'all got ads.

[00:09:51] Ads and commercials are very different. You got you on your phone. You got to try to skip through it. But you had TV commercials. You were kind of forced to watch them. Right. That's what it was. A gray poop on. And I was a kid, but it sounded exciting. I'm very familiar with the commercial. And I'm like, I've seen like old clips of it on YouTube and stuff.

[00:10:21] So you went and found the commercial. Yeah, I had to go and actually find the commercial. You got to find the commercial. They went like put it right in front of you. Cause yeah, it wasn't. Like Walmart. Now they'll probably have like 50 ads. Like after every, if you're watching like, I don't know, Hulu or something with ads. Or if you're watching one of these like TV, like app things. Uh, like a Disney guy that has the ads in them.

[00:10:51] Otherwise you're paying to exclude. But I'd like to see that some of the ads. We're just watching what they be trying to sell you. Right. But yeah. But yeah. That gray poop on. Yeah. Somebody had some white gloves. And they had on this little suit. Reveal it off and under. The gray poop on. I was like, what that is? Yeah. I don't know.

[00:11:22] But they didn't. Yep. Yellow mustard. Along with that. Some, some tastes. There's some things you taste that you can't get rid of. They always going to be. Like, do you, do you eat? Uh, do you eat grits? Oh yeah. I eat grits. But. Oh, but what? They have to have. A lot of cheese. And a lot of bacon bits. They have to be cheese.

[00:11:51] You gotta have bacon bits. And cheese. Like if, if, if they're. If it's just plain grits. Mm-mm. I ain't eating them. You gotta have the. No salt and butter. No salt and butter. It's gotta have. Oh, oatmeal. Uh, brown sugar. And cinnamon. If it ain't brown sugar and cinnamon. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. I'm taking it back. If you, if you make.

[00:12:20] Like the little. Oatmeal packets with the different flavors. Mm-mm. Brown sugar and cinnamon is where it's at. Mm-mm. Don't give me any of that apple stuff. With the chunks of apple. Don't want that. Mm-mm. Oh no, man. That's the best. But I guess it's different, you know. Just kind of like the gravy pun. Once you done taste it. Mm-mm. Okay, I can rock with this. Like my refrigerator is. Full of sauce.

[00:12:49] I got more sauce in my refrigerator than. Mm-mm. I have. Actual stuff. Food in there. I have a bunch of barbecue sauce in my fridge. Like just. Barbecue? Different flavors. Different brands. Mm-mm.

[00:13:19] Cheer wine. Cheer wine. Where you get it from? I got it from Lowe's food. Got a Lowe's food. I thought. I ain't seen one of them in a long time. How long you had this. Old barbecue sauce. Oh, what? I've had it in the fridge for a while, but not. Not too long. I'm like. Is Lowe's food still in business? There's a ton of Lowe's foods in Hickory.

[00:13:49] Oh, in Hickory. Okay. I'm like. I know the ones around the Charlotte area and stuff. Closed down. Yeah. What is there in Charlotte? Man, they got food lines. They got food lines with the Harris Teeter. Gotcha. There used to be like Bilo and stuff too, but I think they closed down too. Gotcha. And don't y'all have a Trader Joe's in Charlotte?

[00:14:20] Yeah. Like uptown somewhere. I think I may have been there maybe once or twice. Harris Teeter and Lowe's food have a non-compete radius, according to Moose. They got what? A non-compete radius. Oh, they can't even. This is according to Moose.

[00:14:45] Because they got the similar type. They got a similar type product line or are they like direct competitors and they can't be in the same like mileage of each other store location? No, back back a few years ago, they just decided as two companies that they weren't going to have grocery stores near one another.

[00:15:13] So if you remember Isaiah, there was a Lowe's food out here in Hickory that used to be a Harris Teeter and it just flipped like almost overnight. And it was, yeah, they just decided as, you know, they just, they're like, we're not going to put Lowe's food where Harris Teeter is and vice versa. Not a bad idea. Yeah. We're not. We ain't trying to do business to compete with your brother.

[00:15:44] It's like, we don't want to compete with each other. We just want to be, we want to coexist. That's right. You stay on your side and I stay on my side. That's all. It's, it's like the CEOs just took a stick and drew it in the sand and was like, you stay on your side. I stay on my side. That's it. Ain't gotta be no problem. You just stay over there.

[00:16:13] And I'm gonna stay over here. The only problem is like, like, uh, like two brothers or people, the kids living that in the St. They share the room. Two sisters and brothers there in the same room. You stay on your side and I'm gonna stay on my side. The only problem is the door is on that side. On your side of the room. So it's going to be some confusion. And it's two lights.

[00:16:40] So that's what Harris Teeter and Lowe's are like, it's like two, almost like two siblings sharing the same room. Yeah. You stay like, all right, you could be on this side of, I don't know, uh, probably Charlotte. But then we're like, all right, well, we got, we got Valentine. We got, okay, we're going to take the Rock Hill area.

[00:17:12] Like Lowe's food was like, oh, we'll take Hickory. And then Harris Teeter was like, oh, we'll take Gastonian. That's probably. Yeah, they taking their little, they tell it to her. And then they was like, well, if, uh, if, if you come to our side, we're going to have a shootout. A shootout at the Lowe's food. Yeah. Lowe's food. Yeah. Lowe's food and Harris Teeter.

[00:17:42] No compete radiuses. So what about like, have you ever shopped at, have you ever shopped at a Publix? I'm fast shopping at Publix plenty of times. It's a, they, I go to, I mean, I go to all the grocery stores.

[00:18:06] I mean, I'm always somewhere where, you know, another grocery store is not, and I don't, I don't eat out very often. I try not to, but it, you know, it's inevitable, but at some point just traveling or eat out somewhere. But I'm, uh, I've generally shopped at whatever's close by. Uh, now I used to try to make it to just places like Aldi or somewhere like that where a little bit less expensive. Right.

[00:18:36] But you find yourself in here, you find stuff in place where you just, all right, I don't want to drive across the, across the world to go to the grocery store. So. See, that's one of my favorite stores is Aldi's. Hey, that's my spot. But then I like Publix too. Publix got, I like the, uh, the sushi. Oh, you're a sushi eater? Man, what?

[00:19:05] I might learn how to make it myself now. Mm-mm, not me. No, as a, uh, uh, I go to, some of the Sam's clubs have really good, like, sushi. See, I, sushi is not my cup of tea. I've tried it and I just can't, and I've tried all kinds of different types. All sushi ain't made equal. Nope. All sushi ain't made equal. Let me tell you that right now.

[00:19:35] This was at a wild walk in Hickory. And it was big. Don't matter. Usually the restaurants have the word sushi. That's what I found. It, it was a, uh, sushi, like, it came on this big platter. And it was like 10 different types of sushi. And each, every one of them was like, mm-mm, this is not my cup of tea. I don't like it. Was it, was it cold? Was it warm?

[00:20:03] There was some that was cold and then there was some warm. Like, it was just a bunch of different. Yeah, there, there was some uncooked and there was like, it was just different types of different sushis. And it was at the, uh, wild walk here in Hickory. What's the, uh, wild walk? It's like a, uh, just an Asian restaurant. No, no, no, no. See, that's the thing.

[00:20:31] Most, I generally hate the sushi at restaurants. Cause they're, they, they make it different. They be cutting the product. Like even the meat's different. Like at the grocery store, they'll take an actual true piece of like salmon and they'll slice it and cut it and put it in your thing.

[00:20:49] And some of these like, uh, restaurants, they be, they do like this blend stuff that they'll, it's almost like, like a puree or something where they'll take the meat and blend it with something else to, to make it. Uh, I guess stretch, I guess is what they're doing cause they sell it so much of it.

[00:21:14] Um, but they're still actually giving, but yeah, you go to, at least when I go to the places I go, they have, uh, they make it fresh right there in front of you. But now I'm just making it home now myself. See, and I've had grocery store, like I've had, like I've tasted a bunch of different types of sushi from different places and I cannot get behind it. Like, it's not for me. Like, what is it about?

[00:21:41] Is it the rice or is it the raw fish or? It's just everything about it that I don't like. You don't like rice? You don't like rice? Not that sticky rice that they put on it. Like if, if, if I'm eating white rice, it has to be in a bowl with milk, a little bit of butter and some sugar. Oh, you like, uh, a bowl of cereal.

[00:22:10] That ain't nothing but cornflakes. Milk, sugar, that's a bowl of cereal. Rice Krispies without them being crispy. Yeah, it's, it's cooked rice, cooked white rice. But if I'm going to, at like an Asian restaurant, I gotta have the fried rice. I ain't getting the white rice. Hmm. I gotcha. You're not a fan of sticky rice. Mm-mm. So it's like, I'm in the, where the sushi is like raw.

[00:22:38] And then even the cooked one, I just don't like the, anything about it. It's so off-putting to me. It's like, uh, my mom, she don't like sushi. Oh, no, I'm not going to eat nothing like that. And then, uh, I was like, mom, you made, like I could literally everything on your plate. I can almost make sushi from the plate that you made me. Really? Like it's rice right here. I'm going to get a piece of fish.

[00:23:07] So could you make like sushi with, I don't know, like collard greens and yams and macaroni and cheese? No, not that. I mean, exactly. Let me tell you something. There's a, there's a place. Uh, this thing was one in Charlotte. Cowfish. It's a place called, it's a sushi place. Or at least they usually have one there. I know they had one Orlando called cowfish where they would do different versions of sushi,

[00:23:35] where they would do a, like a, uh, burger with, where they basically have steak and fish there. But they make it with sushi and they make like different types of sushi out of, on both sides. We're in like a beef sushi or something like this. I don't know if it's actually sushi bin. We consider sushi, but that's the way they made it. But it's a place and, uh, I had to look it up. All the different menu aisles. But, yeah, it was interesting.

[00:24:04] I got, I don't know if they had collard greens or anything like that, but they had some weird stuff on there. Gotcha. Yeah, I'm. Not like your regular, like spicy tuna or something like that. I'm not a big sushi guy, but now I'll, like, there's other weird food combinations that I like that some people are like, I don't know if that goes to, like pineapple on pizza. I'm a big pineapple on pizza guy. I can rock with it.

[00:24:36] I mean, that's, uh, that's pretty common. You know, you like, you like sugar and everything. You like sweets. Oh, I love sweets. I do. What? You put sugar in your rice. Yeah, sugar and white rice is good. I don't know if Moose has ever had it, but he needs to try that. It's a treat. I just learned, uh, I've, I've recently got into it. Look, uh, to be, my daughter would be making coconut rice.

[00:25:04] Wife and I would be making the coconut rice. I guess it's got sugar and coconut milk. Uh. And then, like, now they added mango in there. It'll have some recipe. And it's good. I was like, I ain't know how we even like it like this. But, yeah. Mm-hmm. But, yeah, that's, that's probably, like, the weirdest food combination.

[00:25:32] Because, I mean, a lot of people are like, oh, pineapple pizza. It doesn't belong on there. It's not a true pizza. And I'll tell you what else I like. And this is going to be controversial. To me, Chicago deep dish pizza is better than New York style pizza. Yeah, it's relative. I guess it's, it's, if you like, if you like more cheese than crust. So, that's the.

[00:26:01] Even a good Chicago deep dish has, um, a lot of cheese. I ain't gonna lie. I, I, I like. I had. I haven't actually had a deep dish pizza in Chicago for one of the, one of the places they would say, yeah, this is the place you gotta go. Right. But I have, I have had pizza in New York. It was all right. It wasn't all that.

[00:26:27] I just don't like, uh, when you go like downtown, I, I, I just ain't with all the, I don't like the cleanliness of the, uh, of the New York shop. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah. It'd be, uh, it'd be interesting walking through the, uh, those. I'm like, y'all just. All right. Y'all just gonna cover nothing up.

[00:26:55] You just gonna leave it out in the open? Yeah. I don't know. I guess it may be the time I went, but it was, I was like, man, you can't use the bathroom. It was just really, uh, I guess it was just the norm there because the people, the way they operate and, you know, you can go in, you can go, I'm gonna stop anywhere down here and go to a bathroom. That's what I have. I don't know if I like it up here.

[00:27:27] What? Just, just peeing anywhere? No. I mean, like, it was like Manhattan or down where they have like all the pieces where you go, where you basically go walking for the most part in, uh, downtown New York. They got, uh, everything's like walk up and you can't just stop in the way and use the bathroom with everything packed. Yeah.

[00:27:58] I don't like people that much. You don't like people that much to sit, to be seeing that. No, not like seeing that, but it's just everybody cleanliness levels are, are different. Right. So whatever somebody else is clean, like now I'm straight on this. You open up some of the bathrooms. Like, like I went to one of the pizza places.

[00:28:29] I, I didn't, I can't say the name. I went in the pizza. Uh, I went in the restaurant and, uh, I like, you know, you'd be waiting for a second. I'm like, Hey, let me go use the bathroom. And I went and started the bathroom. I'm like, this is the only bathroom y'all got. Ain't no way y'all cleaning back there behind the thing. You're like, there's no way that the kitchen can be clean. If the bathroom looks like that. Ain't no way. Ain't no way.

[00:28:58] Ain't no way. You washed your hands at the sink is nasty. So in that moment, do you get up and leave the restaurant or what do you do? Yeah, you leave. I mean, this is like that one. I hadn't actually ordered it. Gotcha. So the next one I went to, let me go there first. Just let me stop and see what the pisser looks like before. No, no, no, no. Cancel that order. Cancel that.

[00:29:28] No, no, no, no. I don't want that slice. Never mind. I'm good. No, I got really sick, man. I think that's it. I've gotten really sick from restaurants before, man. So it is, uh, I don't really play about, you know, people cleaning this with my food.

[00:29:56] I got, I got, uh, I ate somewhere. I know. And, um, in Concord. And, uh, man, I was, uh, I got what it called cryptosporidium. Cryptosporidium? Man, where you can't stop shitting. Man, I'm throwing up. Yeah, man.

[00:30:23] Like, like every, my, I went like every five minutes for like almost a day. Like the full day. And so I went to the, I went to, I finally went to the hospital. And then, uh, the CDC called me. Yeah. Cryptosporidium. They need to change the name of that. Cause that sounds like some kind of something you'd hear in a comic book. Yeah.

[00:30:53] Some kind of, uh, superhero thing, like superpower. It's, it sounds like the mineral that they found in Wakanda. That's what it's like. Man. I was so sick. I thought I was going to, I was shitting my soul out. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Ain't nothing left. He's like, what do I have left to give? Ain't got nothing left.

[00:31:23] Like, ain't nothing coming out. This is not. But yeah, I ain't never do that again, man. He was like, I have zero shits to give. Man. I said, I ain't never felt like that was probably the worst. I don't know. Between that and COVID, that was probably the worst, worst thing I had. I can't even say that was sick. Hmm? How many times have you had COVID? Just once?

[00:31:53] Yeah, I just had it once. I've had it twice. Man. And both times. What? Both times I showed up to work. Oh. Immediately. What a asshole. No, like. I'm in there coughing and shit. I feel you all right. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:27] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A fever. A cough. And a runny. Like, it was like a mild cold is what it was like. But I showed up to work and I immediately went and got tested. So, it wasn't like I was working for like two hours and then was like, oh, I think I need to go get tested. Like, I immediately showed up to work and didn't even go back to the kitchen.

[00:32:57] I was like, I need to go to one of the head honchos around here and get tested ASAP. Because I didn't want to have to like go to urgent care and like, because I knew that they would do it quicker at the nursing home. And I mean, I kept my mask on and everything. So, I wasn't like walking around with my mask off and. But yeah, I was a little bit of a butthole about it.

[00:33:28] Nah. We're like, uh. You got to do what you got to do, man. They used to come into, uh. Come into work with. I used to come into work. I'm out of vacation. PTO days. I got my teeth on my desk. You stay on your side. I mean, sometimes you have to do that. If you have a little bit of a cold, sometimes you just got to get up and keep going. I had ointment on in the office. I ain't kidding.

[00:33:58] You had ointment? What? I had my chest greased up. What? You had your hemorrhoid cream on. Hemorrhoid cream? Who had hemorrhoids? Nah, I ain't never had no hemorrhoid. I think Moose keeps hemorrhoid cream at the studio. What? Who hemorrhoids that bad where you just need them? Ah, shoot. I just need some cream.

[00:34:29] You know what? I need to leave some here at the office. Your hemorrhoids are out of control. Oh, you need a... He said Moose's hemorrhoid cream at the office. That's playing on the head. Hell no. Your mama plazaed. Hey. I didn't say that.

[00:35:00] My mama's a nice lady. And actually, you know... You know... He said your mama applies to him right here. Still doesn't say anything about you having planned a kid. Or having asteroids. Astroids.

[00:35:31] Is that what we're calling it now? Astroids? I don't know. He's got Astroids. No. Hey. I thought he was playing, Azale. You took... I mean, I thought Azale was playing. Chimed in the safe and shit. Cause he's mad. Confirmed it. And so your mama applies to you. Look, we would never knew. You had hemorrhoids.

[00:36:01] You had hemorrhoids. See, this is why you never... You don't respond to BS. On this episode of Unplanning Understream, Moose admits that he has hemorrhoids.

[00:36:30] Hey, see... See, Moose, this is why you don't tell people your business. Cause... Unless you got it labeled it, Moose's hemorrhoid cream. Nobody would ever know. It was your hemorrhoid cream in the bathroom. You could have went in there, did your business, came on back out. But somehow, Azale found out... That it's your hemorrhoid cream.

[00:37:00] How you find out that it was his cream, Azale? It's the hemorrhoid cream. It had his name on the tube. Oh, you wrote your name on it. Well, nobody else uses his hemorrhoid cream. Apparently, there's enough people around that with hemorrhoids... That need the cream. That he wanted to make sure that no one else...

[00:37:31] Use hemorrhoid cream. Yeah, cause he... He might have ended up using mine on accident. You got hemorrhoid cream over there, too? You're lying. Don't be trying to clean it up now, Isaiah. Yeah. It's in there next to the... Yeah, there's a little extra toothpaste in there. No, no, no, no, no. That's not toothpaste. That's what my hemorrhoid cream is labeled as.

[00:38:00] It's labeled as Isaiah's toothpaste. No. Who's gonna kick your ass for telling everybody that? This part of the show gonna be edited out. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, real quick. This is probably... Is it a big tube or a little tube?

[00:38:34] He got a family pack size tube. You gotta go with the... You gotta go with the family pack. Is it like a little chapstick size tube with hemorrhoid cream? See, this is the thing about it. I'm gonna mess around. I'm talking trash. And then tonight, I'm gonna be like, Hey, what kind do you use, Moose? You're gonna text the group, Pat, and be like, What kind of hemorrhoid cream is? Something's gonna happen. I'm gonna start hurting. I'm like, Oh, I got hemorrhoid.

[00:39:06] And you're gonna get in the group chat and text Moose and be like, So what kind do you use? Oh, man. We're gonna call this episode Raging Roids. Yeah. There you go. Raging Asteroids. What? Raging Asteroids.

[00:39:35] Yeah. He got the extra strength. Extra strength. That's hilarious. Hey, man. It is what it is. Everybody got no problem. You don't know who else I hit dealing with. What problems people are dealing with. Yeah, you never know who else has hemorrhoids. I used to wonder why Moose come on frustrated a little bit.

[00:40:06] You never know what people are going through. He gonna kick my ass. He gonna kick my ass, too. He gonna magically forget where this episode went to. Yeah, this episode ain't gonna make it to iTunes, Spotify. It's just gonna be lost in space forever. I'd be damned if Moose don't be unplayed.

[00:40:35] If Moose is unplayed, hell no, he's playing ahead. Family size for hemorrhoid cream. Stashed under the bathroom office sink. This episode is just gonna be floating in the iCloud above space forever. I don't know, man. Everybody got some issues, though. What are you... That's exactly right.

[00:41:05] We all got some issues. We all a little crazy. My feet... I got feet problems, man. It ain't hurt right now. I do, too. I do, too. Are you flat-footed, or do you have an arch? Man, I don't know. They hurt. I don't know. You don't? My... I think my arch is dropping. You know. I have no arch whatsoever. My feet... I swear, they look like ducks' feet.

[00:41:35] And in the summer... I do. I have flippers. I don't have feet. I have flippers. And in... Yeah, I'm okay. But not... I'm not like Michael Phelps. You have flippers. But yeah, in the summertime, you can actually like hear them smack against the hardwood floor. They'll like stick to the hardwood floor because they're so flat. It's almost like suction cups. Yeah, yeah. Your back's gonna hurt.

[00:42:04] Yeah, your back's gonna hurt. You got bad feet. That way it starts. You got bad feet, bad shoes. Your back gonna be... Terrible. But it's like... Like I have... Neanderthal feet. Because they're flat, like a pancake. But they're long and they're wide. Like I have weird feet. And like there's a little gap between the big toe and the other toe. So it's like this.

[00:42:34] They webbed. They're webbed. Like it's almost like a talon of an eagle or something. You got... Pelican feet. That's exactly right. I have pelican feet. I mean, like... Look how flat that is. Man, you just showed me your foot.

[00:43:08] Look how flat that is. No arch at all. I don't want to see a grown man flip. It is, man. I'm a roasted man. Boy, you couldn't donate them feet. And look... Look... See, I told you about the gap. That's like two... That's like two inches of gap. Man, I'm glad. Look... Is that crumbs?

[00:43:40] Hey, man. You couldn't lend nobody them feet if nobody had feet. Nah, I'm straight. If you look... Somebody with no legs, be like, nah, I'm straight on them feet. I'm good. Nah, I'm going to go with what I got. I'm going to start in OnlyFans. Only feet? And just... And it's going to be pictures of my feet.

[00:44:10] I mean, it's a lot of people I hear with bad feet. I'd be surprised when I see some people with good feet. Oh! They had to be... Oh, they got some good feet! I mean, outside, you know, women or whatever, you know... You see... Most ladies, they get pretty good with their feet. And you see somebody, a dude with good feet. I'm like, what'd you do? Right? I mean... Who has to get their nails done all the time? I go get a pedicure. I need one.

[00:44:40] My feet be bad, man. They ain't to you. You get where you're... You got an ingrown toenail. You got to get a shot in your foot. Well, I'd rather get surgery on my feet. I'd get some new feet. Not yours, but some new ones. You don't want mine. What's wrong with these, right? Well, you look like you had... Is that a nail in it?

[00:45:11] Was this in your... Bro, I got a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of his foot. Look, this is... This is audio only, so I can say whatever your foot looks like. The people are like, you got a piece of gum with us? Was this in your morning schedule to see a grown man's feet? Man, I...

[00:45:42] Man, I... Man, I don't see anything at all at this point. There ain't nothing to throw me off. I just be messing around. Look, but... I mean, you get... I think this is why... You don't see old people get excited so much. They get excited, but they don't get excited like they used to. They done seen everything. Nah. Right. Hey, and have you ever seen American Pie?

[00:46:12] American Pie? Yeah. With Jason Biggs? That sounds familiar. I don't... Yeah, I think I have a long time. I know. We stuck his... We stuck his junk in a pie. And at the beginning, it was stuck inside his sock. See, this is... This is why I like these socks right here. You're stupid.

[00:46:41] Because these double down. These double down right here. Your sock look like... You know when somebody put in the... Like, they make pictures for kids where they label them, hey, apple. And then they go B, and it'd be a picture of a B. When they put sock. And when they put dirty sock, that's what that sock looked like. Your sock looked like the... Picture-perfect dirty sock.

[00:47:14] I ain't gonna lie, it's kinda crunchy on the ends. You need to shower, Isaiah. You need to shower and clean up that room. That's what you need to do. This is my sister's room. What you talking about? This is his room. Mm-hmm. It is. What are you doing in there?

[00:47:44] I was gonna record in the kitchen, but I was like, well... I'll go in my sister's room. She know you in there? She don't have no clue you in there. She has no idea. She's at work. Yeah. Uh... There's gonna be a lock on the door when she finally hear this. You did what? Oh, she ain't never gonna listen. That's great support.

[00:48:14] Exactly. She's a really good supporter. How was your sister? 20. 20. Oh, yeah. She out-roading the streets. It's a wrap, I guess. Yep, she is 20. But yeah, I guess...

[00:48:43] Let's... Let's see. I guess this has been another episode of Unplanned and Unashamed for the eavesdroppers. We back just talking... We just came back to talk a little trash. Talking about hemorrhoid cream. My dirty socks and my weird feet. And grocery stores.

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