Episode 203: Thanksgiving Mustard, Drunk Marathons, & A New Approach To Manifesting

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:27] Welcome, I wasn't ready for that. Welcome. It's Queen Stevie. I don't think I have any Queen Stevie. Oh, I do have news. We'll get to that in a minute. Yes, Happy Thanksgiving. I wasn't gonna do this, cause there's not a lot of time. I gotta turn this ship around and get to Missouri.

[00:00:43] I don't even think it's been 12 hours. But what am I drinking? Let's start with that. So this may be a shorter one than normal, but maybe not. I don't know.

[00:00:51] We'll see how we do. I have a lot of stuff. Endless Shoreline Indian Pale Ale. That came from termites Barbara and Angela. It's from California.

[00:00:59] Cool. Yeah, fancy, fancy. And it's actually a really good beer. And I've also poured myself a Bloody Mary, cause it's Sunday, and I couldn't decide. So I said, you know what? I'm just gonna have both.

[00:01:08] What are we gonna taste? Why is there a Magnolia Banana Butter Cookie here?

[00:01:16] Because of a Terman said it in the mail. Oh, is there a Terman said it? A Bakery Banana Pudding Cookie.

[00:01:22] I don't know who it is. Oh my gosh. Good? Well. No. Yeah. Yeah. It's really rich though.

[00:01:33] Magnolia Bakery. Where is that, I wonder? New York to Manhattan. Oh, it's in Manhattan? Oh, wow.

[00:01:39] Yeah. Yeah, it's very good. I would say you could probably charge five bucks for this cookie.

[00:01:44] Cool. Yeah. It's just very rich. I wasn't expecting that right out of the gate.

[00:01:48] I can tell by the look under your face. Wow. Yeah, that was really something.

[00:01:53] Bacon Ranch Pretzels. These, oh wow, they're called Ass Kicking.

[00:01:58] Um, um, Termites Diane and Carrie. Let's see, who makes these? Ass Kicking, is that the actual brand?

[00:02:06] Probably. Probably. Yeah, because they make Bacon Ranch, Reaper Pepper.

[00:02:10] Nice. Oh yeah, it's a product of the United States, Arizona.

[00:02:14] Whoa. Yeah, that's why they're going hot. They're going hot sauce.

[00:02:17] Cool. Good. Nice.

[00:02:21] And usually, the ranch stuff, is this all the stuff RFK is going to take away? Anything with preservatives in it?

[00:02:30] I'm sorry, but maybe it's not good to eat all these things with preservatives, but I've been doing it my whole life.

[00:02:36] I think some of us should get grandfathered in. Exactly.

[00:02:39] If they're going to start taking this shit back.

[00:02:42] You can't, what are you, I mean, what's not, doesn't have a preservative in it? Like a banana?

[00:02:46] Bananas I don't think do.

[00:02:48] Right.

[00:02:48] That's why they get all...

[00:02:49] It's not fake, it's real.

[00:02:50] That's why they're black.

[00:02:51] Yeah, that's why they're black.

[00:02:51] Fake or real.

[00:02:52] These are good.

[00:02:53] I'm saving these.

[00:02:54] Yeah.

[00:02:56] Well, most of the things I eat, through no fault of my own, have...

[00:03:01] Have sugar.

[00:03:02] Well, they have all kinds of shit in there.

[00:03:04] Yeah.

[00:03:05] By the way, I went to Starbucks and none of the stuff was out.

[00:03:07] I made a little video.

[00:03:08] I saw your video.

[00:03:09] Yeah.

[00:03:10] I'm like, what happened to that, Mr. CEO?

[00:03:12] Because I always have to ask for, well, I always ask for white sugar half the time I'm turned down.

[00:03:17] Then I'll go brown if I have to.

[00:03:19] Because it dissolves better.

[00:03:20] It does dissolve better.

[00:03:21] The brown sits at the bottom of the cup.

[00:03:23] Everybody knows that.

[00:03:26] Hello Kitty barbecue chips.

[00:03:27] Look, they're little potato strings.

[00:03:29] I think they're from a Korean...

[00:03:32] These are for Orange County Turmets.

[00:03:36] Monica and Kit.

[00:03:38] Ooh, it's a wheat cracker.

[00:03:41] Yeah.

[00:03:42] I don't know.

[00:03:43] It says...

[00:03:43] The Hello Kitty bag is hilarious, but I don't...

[00:03:46] Where is this from?

[00:03:47] Oakland, California.

[00:03:48] Oh, it's from Korea.

[00:03:49] Yeah.

[00:03:50] The Koreans.

[00:03:50] Wow.

[00:03:51] Who knew they had such crazy shit going on?

[00:03:54] I know.

[00:03:54] Crazy flavors.

[00:03:55] Let me taste one more.

[00:03:56] Let me see.

[00:03:57] Let me give it a second try.

[00:03:58] That banana pudding was kind of heavy.

[00:03:59] Do so.

[00:04:00] It was the ass kicking.

[00:04:01] I'm kind of shocked you started with a dessert.

[00:04:06] Um...

[00:04:07] No.

[00:04:07] I like the bag.

[00:04:10] Okay.

[00:04:10] Yeah.

[00:04:11] And maybe not the barbecue flavor.

[00:04:13] I like the bag.

[00:04:14] I don't know.

[00:04:19] Tom's Guinness mustard.

[00:04:21] That's what it's actually called.

[00:04:23] Delicious.

[00:04:23] It's from Oakland, California.

[00:04:27] Oh, this is like...

[00:04:28] Seriously, somebody actually made this.

[00:04:30] It's got Guinness, brown sugar, and spices.

[00:04:33] This...

[00:04:34] This is a half pint.

[00:04:36] It was $9.

[00:04:37] I bet it's wonderful.

[00:04:38] Yeah.

[00:04:38] Thank you for buying it.

[00:04:40] Thank you.

[00:04:41] Thank you very much.

[00:04:42] Welcome.

[00:04:44] It was great.

[00:04:45] Nice.

[00:04:45] And I'm not just saying that because it has Guinness in it.

[00:04:47] You are.

[00:04:48] It's the mustard.

[00:04:49] You can't really taste the Guinness.

[00:04:51] No?

[00:04:51] No.

[00:04:53] Really.

[00:04:54] A plus.

[00:04:55] I'll be keeping that.

[00:04:56] Maybe I'll take it to Thanksgiving and go there.

[00:04:58] I didn't have time to cook.

[00:04:59] Here's some Guinness mustard.

[00:05:00] Fuck off.

[00:05:01] Sorry it's open.

[00:05:02] Yeah, sorry it's open, but I ate some on the way up.

[00:05:05] I got so hungry.

[00:05:07] All right.

[00:05:07] Where are we going on the road?

[00:05:09] December 6th, Shippensburg, Pennsylvania.

[00:05:11] December 7th, Penn Salem, Pennsylvania.

[00:05:13] January 17th, Omaha, Nebraska.

[00:05:16] Nice.

[00:05:17] Omaha.

[00:05:18] Omaha.

[00:05:19] January 18th, Cedar Falls, Iowa.

[00:05:21] Don't you want to be in Iowa in January?

[00:05:23] Freezing your ass off.

[00:05:24] Yes, you do.

[00:05:24] I got to find my long underwear.

[00:05:25] It's going to be cold in Missouri this week.

[00:05:27] January 23rd, Spokane, Washington.

[00:05:31] 25th, Scottsdale, Arizona.

[00:05:33] What, what?

[00:05:34] January 31st, two shows in Huntington, New York.

[00:05:37] We added one because the first one sold out, so we added a 930.

[00:05:39] Nice.

[00:05:40] Yeah.

[00:05:41] February 1st, Red Bank, New Jersey.

[00:05:43] Cool.

[00:05:44] February 7th and 8th.

[00:05:46] Two shows, a Friday and a Saturday.

[00:05:48] Perfect.

[00:05:48] Durham.

[00:05:49] I love Durham.

[00:05:50] Very excited to get there and get barbecue.

[00:05:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:52] Yeah.

[00:05:53] And see my friend Ray and his wife, Jerry.

[00:05:57] They're usually too busy to see me, though.

[00:05:58] That's why I like them.

[00:05:59] They're always busy.

[00:06:01] 2025 Day Drinky Tour.

[00:06:02] The rest of the show, all the stuff is on the website.

[00:06:05] Okay.

[00:06:06] All right.

[00:06:06] Fun little California weekend.

[00:06:08] Long flight, but good flight on where?

[00:06:11] Delta, of course.

[00:06:12] Uh-huh.

[00:06:12] Uh-huh.

[00:06:13] Uh-huh.

[00:06:13] And a nonstop back to Nashville.

[00:06:15] What?

[00:06:16] I said the best.

[00:06:17] Always the best.

[00:06:18] On time.

[00:06:19] The airport wasn't that crowded.

[00:06:20] I think everybody's going to be flying this week.

[00:06:22] I will warn you people going out of LAX, though, if you have Clear, they've implemented a new

[00:06:29] system.

[00:06:29] And it was a shit show this morning, and it wasn't even that crowded.

[00:06:32] By next week, if you're traveling, I may even just skip the—I don't know.

[00:06:36] I don't know.

[00:06:37] And even the Clear worker, I know they probably weren't supposed to tell me this, but I said,

[00:06:40] I don't see how this is any more efficient.

[00:06:44] He's like, it's not.

[00:06:46] He said they just decided this new system, and they decided to implement it this week.

[00:06:50] Oh, fantastic.

[00:06:51] Yeah, the week before Thanksgiving.

[00:06:52] Week before the busiest week of the year.

[00:06:54] Yeah.

[00:06:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:55] Wow.

[00:06:55] Are you flying or driving to Missouri?

[00:06:57] I'm going to fly to Kansas City.

[00:06:59] Oh, boy.

[00:07:00] I'm going to meet my sister-in-law, Amy.

[00:07:02] Uh-huh.

[00:07:02] And we're going to go to a tile and a flooring place to pick out stuff for the Ozark House.

[00:07:07] Cool.

[00:07:08] And then I'm going to probably go to Joe's Barbecue and get some ribs.

[00:07:12] Delicious.

[00:07:12] Maybe run into Donna Kelsey.

[00:07:15] Go see her.

[00:07:15] She might be there.

[00:07:16] You never know.

[00:07:17] Yeah.

[00:07:17] I don't really care if she is or she isn't.

[00:07:19] It would be exciting if she was, but I'm really just going for the ribs.

[00:07:21] It's a gas station.

[00:07:22] I'm not going to go stalk a celebrity at a gas station.

[00:07:24] I'm trying to just get the ribs, and they have burnt-end chili for the seasonal flare.

[00:07:29] No.

[00:07:30] But you need to get there.

[00:07:31] Wow.

[00:07:31] Well, I don't know if the chili, but you probably don't have to get there early.

[00:07:35] And then I'm going to go down to the Ozarks from there and go to my mom's.

[00:07:40] My mom just doesn't give a shit about any of it.

[00:07:46] But she never has.

[00:07:47] So, yeah.

[00:07:48] How's she doing?

[00:07:49] Like, I don't even think she, I go, I'll be there tomorrow, like in late afternoon.

[00:07:53] All right.

[00:07:58] She says, it doesn't matter.

[00:08:00] Yeah.

[00:08:00] I go, well, I'll just come over and walk the dog for you.

[00:08:02] That'd be great.

[00:08:03] Okay.

[00:08:03] Maybe I'll see you.

[00:08:04] Maybe I won't.

[00:08:05] Yeah.

[00:08:05] How about that?

[00:08:06] Doesn't even matter.

[00:08:08] Anyway, California was fun.

[00:08:09] El Cajon.

[00:08:10] So, for lunch, I went to Hacienda Casablanca.

[00:08:13] Cool.

[00:08:14] They make an old school tamale.

[00:08:16] Tamales are hard to find on menus anymore.

[00:08:18] I don't know.

[00:08:18] Then the guy explained to me because they're time consuming and people don't want to deal

[00:08:22] with it.

[00:08:22] But I'm like, yeah, but my mom used to buy frozen ones.

[00:08:24] And I remember her like steaming them in a pan and they were great.

[00:08:27] Yeah.

[00:08:28] I'm going to go try that.

[00:08:29] Okay.

[00:08:29] And see if they still exist.

[00:08:30] I guess they don't want to do frozen though.

[00:08:32] So, and the crowd there was great.

[00:08:34] And my friend Laura, a flight attendant for Delta came with her mom.

[00:08:39] That was super fun.

[00:08:40] If you, people were asking, hi, baby cat.

[00:08:42] Oh, I got a talking to for being gone too.

[00:08:46] Yeah.

[00:08:46] Yeah.

[00:08:47] When I came in.

[00:08:50] Very pissed off.

[00:08:51] Today.

[00:08:52] Yeah.

[00:08:52] She's a freak.

[00:08:56] The opener was Michael Palasek.

[00:08:59] Oh, cool.

[00:08:59] Anybody who was wondering because people liked him and they're like, what was his name?

[00:09:02] And then went up to Riverside.

[00:09:04] Now here's the thing.

[00:09:05] Oh my God.

[00:09:05] The mission in, I took videos.

[00:09:07] So go on my Instagram or whatever.

[00:09:08] It's just the most wonderful place.

[00:09:10] It's like this Spanish mission in, and it was a hotel with 10 rooms.

[00:09:14] And then it, I think there was a fire.

[00:09:16] There's always a fire involved.

[00:09:18] And then it became, now there's like 236 rooms.

[00:09:21] All these presidents have stayed there, but it's, it's just unbelievable.

[00:09:25] And it's just sitting right there in downtown Riverside.

[00:09:27] And then this is where, so the show was at the Fox Performing Arts Center, which happened

[00:09:34] to be downtown, which happened to be where the Festival of Lights were.

[00:09:36] And there were 100,000 people coming for that.

[00:09:38] What?

[00:09:38] So I really have to extra thank anybody who came to that Riverside show because I'm

[00:09:43] sure parking was an absolute atrocious shit show.

[00:09:48] But now this would normally be in my news, but because it's so, it's so exciting.

[00:09:52] It was happening while I was there.

[00:09:55] Now you just, when you think Riverside, California, it's like an hour 15 away from what you think

[00:10:01] of Los Angeles.

[00:10:02] So it's heading East.

[00:10:03] It's on, it's out there.

[00:10:05] It's its own thing really.

[00:10:07] Um, well, if you watch Narcos and if you follow my cat stories, uh, if you've seen my

[00:10:13] act and my thing about naming the cats, well, El Mencho, who has still never been caught,

[00:10:19] El Chapo was in charge and then he gave it to El Mencho.

[00:10:23] El Mencho is the protege of El Chapo.

[00:10:25] El Chapo is in a prison in Colorado.

[00:10:29] El Mencho still on the loose.

[00:10:30] His son loved this name, El Menchito, like a tiny Cheeto.

[00:10:37] You're a tiny Cheeto.

[00:10:39] Yeah.

[00:10:39] You're a Menchito.

[00:10:40] Uh, but El Mencho's son-in-law was captured in Riverside two days ago.

[00:10:48] Oh my God.

[00:10:49] Yes.

[00:10:50] So he faked his own death.

[00:10:52] Was it on the local news?

[00:10:53] Oh, it was everywhere.

[00:10:54] It was been national news.

[00:10:55] He, this, this guy faked his own death.

[00:10:57] El Mencho helped him.

[00:10:58] El Mencho told the other cartel people that he killed him.

[00:11:02] Oh.

[00:11:02] Yeah.

[00:11:03] He said, I did, I did it.

[00:11:04] I killed him.

[00:11:05] Everybody believed it.

[00:11:06] He spent in the United States in a $1.6 million home, which for Riverside would be nice, but not

[00:11:12] like crazy.

[00:11:14] Right.

[00:11:14] It would just be like, I don't know.

[00:11:15] Um, and his, he's married to El Mencho's daughter.

[00:11:20] And I said, wouldn't that have been crazy?

[00:11:23] Like I could have been standing in the coffee bean next to El Mencho's son-in-law.

[00:11:29] Turns out the wife owns a coffee shop.

[00:11:31] What?

[00:11:32] Yes.

[00:11:32] Not coffee bean.

[00:11:33] I don't know which one she owns, but this is it.

[00:11:36] He faked his own death.

[00:11:37] He's been here since 2021, just hiding in plain sight.

[00:11:40] Wow.

[00:11:40] A high-ranking leader of the Mexican drug cartel who lived in the U.S. under a phony ID after

[00:11:45] faking his own death has been arrested on federal charges, the Justice Department said.

[00:11:50] Christian Fernando Gutierrez Ocho.

[00:11:53] Oh.

[00:11:54] Ocho.

[00:11:54] Ocho.

[00:11:55] The son-in-law fugitive new generation cartel boss known as El Mencho was arrested this week

[00:12:02] on drug trafficking and money laundering offenses in Riverside where he'd been living under

[00:12:06] a fake name.

[00:12:07] I want to know what his fake name was too.

[00:12:11] El Mencho's.

[00:12:12] Yeah.

[00:12:13] Yeah.

[00:12:13] And she, but see, this is where the movie is.

[00:12:15] I want to see when he gets here in 2021.

[00:12:18] What's his new name?

[00:12:19] And what does he do all flippin' day long?

[00:12:24] Ruben was his name?

[00:12:26] He went by Ruben.

[00:12:26] That was, that's his take?

[00:12:28] No, no, no.

[00:12:28] I think that's his dad.

[00:12:30] No.

[00:12:31] This is what he, yeah, this is a court document.

[00:12:33] This is what he, who was commonly known as in town.

[00:12:37] Ruben?

[00:12:37] Ruben.

[00:12:38] How odd.

[00:12:39] Yeah.

[00:12:40] Ruben.

[00:12:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:12:41] Like the Irish sandwich.

[00:12:45] I don't think it is.

[00:12:46] It's Ruben, a Seguera known as El Manchito was convicted.

[00:12:50] It's a different guy.

[00:12:51] Unless there's two Rubens.

[00:12:52] Well, it could be Ruben too.

[00:12:53] He could be Ruben too.

[00:12:54] He could be Ruben Chito.

[00:12:56] Ruben Chito.

[00:12:57] So, anyway, that was my exciting moment in Riverside where I was like, and everybody

[00:13:02] knows about it in town.

[00:13:04] Like I went shopping, they have all these cute, they have a really cute downtown.

[00:13:06] All these little Christmas stores, very Hallmark-like.

[00:13:10] And me and the one lady, I bought an ornament or something.

[00:13:12] I don't remember what I bought there.

[00:13:14] Oh, I bought a, I was possessed by this sweater that says Riverside and I don't really

[00:13:17] care to represent Riverside.

[00:13:19] Either way, I don't have a weird affinity for it.

[00:13:22] It was just the cutest little sweater.

[00:13:23] And I thought, what do I give a shit if it says Riverside?

[00:13:26] Yeah.

[00:13:26] Maybe I'll look cool.

[00:13:28] Yeah.

[00:13:28] Maybe I'll get some street cred.

[00:13:29] Maybe I'll say El Mencho's daughter sold it to me at her coffee shop.

[00:13:35] She's a U.S. citizen too, so I don't know how all that worked out.

[00:13:39] And he's still on the lam and on the run, so I don't know how many kids, Google how many

[00:13:43] kids does El Mencho have?

[00:13:45] I bet he's got more than five.

[00:13:47] They always have backups in case these kids get killed.

[00:13:55] And I don't mean Mexicans.

[00:13:57] That was not racist.

[00:13:58] I mean cartel people.

[00:13:59] El Chapo's got to go on it.

[00:14:04] Three.

[00:14:05] Yep.

[00:14:05] Jessica, Leisha, and Ruben.

[00:14:09] Ruben is El Menchito.

[00:14:10] El Menchito.

[00:14:11] And he's in jail now too.

[00:14:13] Yep.

[00:14:14] Yep.

[00:14:17] Rosalinda is their mom.

[00:14:19] Rosalinda.

[00:14:19] I like that name.

[00:14:21] Anyway, all right.

[00:14:22] So that was my exciting weekend in California.

[00:14:24] And there was a little rain.

[00:14:25] It was kind of cozy.

[00:14:26] I liked it.

[00:14:27] That was my biggest complaint of living in California.

[00:14:29] I hated that there were no seasons and there was no rain.

[00:14:33] And my dentist was like, well, that's why I love it here because it's always 75 degrees

[00:14:38] and sunny.

[00:14:39] And I go, yeah, well, I don't always feel 75 degrees and sunny.

[00:14:41] Sometimes I want it to rain so I don't feel guilty if I want to lay on the couch and read

[00:14:45] a book.

[00:14:46] Or if football's on, I want snow.

[00:14:48] Right.

[00:14:48] Like, come on, man.

[00:14:49] All right.

[00:14:50] I don't like the no season thing.

[00:14:52] I don't think it's right.

[00:14:53] Me and Sharka Khan, she was on Larry King.

[00:14:55] She went off on that one time.

[00:14:57] She's like, it's the same thing every day.

[00:15:01] I'm like, right.

[00:15:02] I agree.

[00:15:03] It'll make a person crazy.

[00:15:05] Amen.

[00:15:06] Amen.

[00:15:08] Queen news.

[00:15:10] Yeah.

[00:15:11] Dolly.

[00:15:12] This is going to piss off Reba McIntyre.

[00:15:14] Oh, no.

[00:15:15] I love it.

[00:15:17] Billboard named Dolly the greatest country artist of all time.

[00:15:22] Not female.

[00:15:23] Not female.

[00:15:24] Greatest of all time.

[00:15:26] Yeah.

[00:15:27] I agree.

[00:15:28] I mean, I don't think Reba's going to like that.

[00:15:29] Just saying congratulations, Dolly, on that.

[00:15:32] Not just Garth Brooks going to like that.

[00:15:33] And Garth Brooks has other problems right now that he should be focused on whether or

[00:15:39] did I get that award?

[00:15:41] Dolly's building the hotel.

[00:15:42] It's full on in Nashville.

[00:15:44] Now, for all you people who come down here to drink and have fun, which you should, and

[00:15:50] it's always fun to see everybody down there.

[00:15:53] Most of the country stars, well, and other stars, because we've talked about it a million

[00:15:57] times on the podcast.

[00:15:58] I tried it.

[00:15:58] Luke Combs' bar is now open, by the way.

[00:16:00] I will do a recon mission on that and report back with a full review.

[00:16:04] Jelly's is...

[00:16:05] So far, I think what you want of him.

[00:16:07] I don't care one way or another.

[00:16:09] My favorite new person bar is Morgan Wallen's.

[00:16:11] So fun.

[00:16:12] Yeah.

[00:16:13] You know my feelings on Garth's, except for the chicken wings.

[00:16:16] The chicken fingers.

[00:16:17] And those are Trisha's anyway.

[00:16:19] But none of them have a hotel.

[00:16:21] Right.

[00:16:22] So Dolly just went, oh, isn't that cute?

[00:16:24] They're all buying bars.

[00:16:27] I'm going to buy a hotel with a bar in it.

[00:16:32] And I have been to the Dolly, the new Dolly Hotel in Gatlinburg.

[00:16:38] It was great.

[00:16:39] The food, Southern fattening, outstanding.

[00:16:43] A plus, A plus, A plus.

[00:16:45] Fried chicken and gravy and mashed potatoes.

[00:16:49] Everything you would expect.

[00:16:50] Like she didn't get weird.

[00:16:52] But then they did have, here's your salads if you want to be a healthy person.

[00:16:57] But the hotel itself was extremely nice.

[00:16:59] Like an upgrade.

[00:17:00] Not like family resort fun.

[00:17:03] It was nice, nice.

[00:17:04] I can't think.

[00:17:05] Dreamland Hotel.

[00:17:06] That's the one I went to.

[00:17:07] And I went to all the bars.

[00:17:09] And every place in there was great.

[00:17:12] Well, I was, you know, reviewing it for doing the work of the Lord.

[00:17:16] The termites might want to know, is it worth the money?

[00:17:18] Yes, it is.

[00:17:19] Now, it's not on the main drag.

[00:17:22] You're a little off.

[00:17:23] It's a nice view, though.

[00:17:24] Like it's out.

[00:17:25] Her old tour bus is there.

[00:17:26] You can rent that out and spend the night in it if you want.

[00:17:29] What would that be?

[00:17:29] Right?

[00:17:30] I'd prefer a real room.

[00:17:32] But, you know.

[00:17:33] Dolly Parton has obtained a permit valued at $45 million to convert a portion of her offices into a hotel.

[00:17:40] She paid $75 million.

[00:17:42] Of course she did.

[00:17:43] That's actually cheap.

[00:17:45] For a building downtown one block off Broadway?

[00:17:49] Yeah.

[00:17:49] Shit.

[00:17:51] It's a, yeah, it's on Commerce Street.

[00:17:53] She plans to bring her Storyteller Hotel.

[00:17:56] The hotel will include a museum filled with Apartments fashion pieces and artifacts from her career.

[00:18:01] The multi-million dollar permit issued this month encompasses the renovation of seven floors, 233 square feet for the future hotel.

[00:18:11] Cool.

[00:18:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:13] Nice.

[00:18:14] Here's what she owns.

[00:18:16] Nearly 40 years ago, she opened Dollywood in Pigeon Forge.

[00:18:19] It now includes two hotels, a water park, a theme park.

[00:18:21] Last November, Heartsong Lodge.

[00:18:23] Maybe that's what I'm talking.

[00:18:25] No, I didn't go to Heartsong Lodge and Resort yet.

[00:18:27] Dolly's second resort opened.

[00:18:29] Heartsong was just opened last summer.

[00:18:31] Yeah, I don't think it was open when I went to go do a review of it.

[00:18:35] So, anyway, it doesn't say when this is going to start, but I will keep you termites updated.

[00:18:39] That way, if you come down here and you don't want an Airbnb, maybe you can stay at the Dolly Hotel.

[00:18:43] Yeah.

[00:18:44] Wouldn't that be fun?

[00:18:44] It's just two blocks off Broadway.

[00:18:46] You can walk to everything.

[00:18:47] When is it finished?

[00:18:48] It doesn't even say.

[00:18:49] What does it say?

[00:18:49] Mm-mm.

[00:18:50] Okay.

[00:18:52] More Queen news.

[00:18:53] Well, Tay-Tay finished in Toronto.

[00:18:56] She cried a little bit.

[00:18:57] She cried a little bit at the end.

[00:18:59] Justin Trudeau was there, and he's catching a lot of shit.

[00:19:01] Yep.

[00:19:02] Because there was all kinds of protesting and madness going on in Montreal.

[00:19:05] And then, you know, the optics aren't good.

[00:19:08] No.

[00:19:08] Does he have any little girls?

[00:19:10] Children?

[00:19:10] No, they're teenagers.

[00:19:12] Well, they would like her.

[00:19:13] Oh, yeah.

[00:19:14] Okay, of that.

[00:19:15] All right.

[00:19:15] Well, at least he didn't just go on his own.

[00:19:17] That'd be weird.

[00:19:18] Yeah, that'd be weird.

[00:19:19] Where'd Dad go?

[00:19:20] Montreal's burning down.

[00:19:22] Does he even care?

[00:19:23] I'm going to text him.

[00:19:24] Montreal's burning down.

[00:19:24] Yeah, he's at the Eros Tour.

[00:19:26] He's at the Eros Tour right now with Sophie.

[00:19:28] Or is that his wife?

[00:19:29] Sophie's his ex-wife.

[00:19:30] Sophie's his ex-wife.

[00:19:31] Is he divorced for real?

[00:19:33] I don't know.

[00:19:35] It all seems very Frenchy.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:38] We were good to raise the children.

[00:19:39] Oh, Sophie is here sometimes.

[00:19:41] Sometimes she is not.

[00:19:42] We don't know what we're doing.

[00:19:44] Tay-Tay's got one more weekend.

[00:19:46] Same.

[00:19:47] I finished my year on that weekend, December 6th, 7th, whatever that is.

[00:19:51] Her last show there in Vancouver.

[00:19:53] Chapel's been quiet for an hour.

[00:19:56] Yeah.

[00:19:56] Yep.

[00:19:57] Yep.

[00:19:58] You know something's always brewing.

[00:19:59] Tommy still needs a goddamn edible before he does his games.

[00:20:02] I think he's great.

[00:20:04] What he is saying is very good.

[00:20:07] It's how he is saying it.

[00:20:09] Every play isn't this intense.

[00:20:13] I watched the game.

[00:20:15] I watched the game today and I thought he was great.

[00:20:18] It's just too intense.

[00:20:22] Cher's been out talking about her memoir.

[00:20:24] And she's just.

[00:20:26] Yeah, I know.

[00:20:27] I just.

[00:20:27] Again, again, again.

[00:20:29] I just want to stress.

[00:20:29] If you are an agent or representative of a publishing company, if you have a superstar,

[00:20:35] please contact them at age 65.

[00:20:37] And say, would you like to write a memoir?

[00:20:39] Because then they'll be done at 70.

[00:20:40] Right.

[00:20:41] Not 80.

[00:20:42] No.

[00:20:42] She's not 80.

[00:20:43] I think she's 78.

[00:20:45] But it's still a lot of the stories are about dead people.

[00:20:49] 78.

[00:20:50] 78.

[00:20:51] When's her birthday?

[00:20:52] She's May 20th.

[00:20:53] May 20th.

[00:20:54] Hmm.

[00:20:54] That makes her?

[00:20:56] Gemini?

[00:20:57] Nope.

[00:20:57] I don't know.

[00:20:58] What's May 20th?

[00:20:59] Taurus?

[00:21:00] Taurus.

[00:21:00] No.

[00:21:01] Wow.

[00:21:01] So here's the great news for Stevie.

[00:21:04] Her and Jason Kelsey's song, Maybe This Christmas, reached number one on iTunes.

[00:21:10] Top.

[00:21:11] Yay.

[00:21:12] Yay.

[00:21:12] Maybe this Christmas.

[00:21:15] I got the album.

[00:21:19] Yeah, I sure did.

[00:21:20] As soon as I learned how to use that record player, it's too hard to understand.

[00:21:24] It's not like old record players.

[00:21:26] Nope.

[00:21:27] Maybe this Christmas.

[00:21:33] That's it.

[00:21:34] And who else?

[00:21:34] Jelly Bell has been quiet and Snoop's been quiet.

[00:21:38] Jelly rocked the CMAs.

[00:21:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:21:40] Jelly was on the CMAs.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:41] I haven't gotten to watch that whole thing.

[00:21:43] I taped it.

[00:21:43] I watched some of it because I don't like to watch it in real time because the commercials

[00:21:47] are too long.

[00:21:47] So many.

[00:21:48] I just want to speed through it.

[00:21:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:49] So I'll do a review on that.

[00:21:52] But this is what I did see.

[00:21:54] Okay.

[00:21:54] There is this child.

[00:21:57] God.

[00:21:58] Bailey Zimmerman.

[00:21:59] You love Bailey.

[00:22:01] And he opened for Morgan Wall and he was one of the openers.

[00:22:04] Yeah.

[00:22:04] Okay.

[00:22:05] And everyone my age has said this.

[00:22:07] Like my friends, Mark and Nicole went.

[00:22:10] And Nicole, who's usually mostly positive and nice, she's like, yeah, I just didn't understand

[00:22:15] that.

[00:22:16] Bailey person.

[00:22:17] And I'm like, neither did I.

[00:22:18] He's in a white sweatsuit.

[00:22:20] He looked like a rapper.

[00:22:22] He's got the gold chain or chains.

[00:22:23] I don't know.

[00:22:24] And his microphone was like silver or gold.

[00:22:27] And he's just hopping, bouncing.

[00:22:29] It's if he's in a bounce house, but you don't see a bounce house.

[00:22:33] He's just.

[00:22:33] He's wearing his own merch.

[00:22:34] And he loves his hair.

[00:22:36] Like, I get that he's cute and the 20-somethings are going to like him and stuff.

[00:22:40] But he also didn't sound country at all to me.

[00:22:43] So I'm Googling.

[00:22:44] I said, I don't even think he's country.

[00:22:46] Well, he's from Illinois.

[00:22:47] Now, that doesn't mean you can't be country, but you've lost a little streak.

[00:22:53] You're getting a little far north there.

[00:22:54] Yep.

[00:22:55] But the entire time he performed before Morgan Wallen, I was just like, what the fuck?

[00:23:00] This isn't country.

[00:23:02] Like, nothing about this is country.

[00:23:04] Like, why are you in an all-white tracksuit?

[00:23:07] Like, you're a drug dealer in Miami.

[00:23:09] I don't.

[00:23:09] Well, anyway, they did this giant tribute to George Strait, who's probably 65.

[00:23:17] Stand by.

[00:23:17] Let's see.

[00:23:18] Let's see what his sign is.

[00:23:20] Amarillo by morning.

[00:23:22] San Antonio by.

[00:23:23] He's 72.

[00:23:24] 72.

[00:23:25] Whoa, George is looking cute still.

[00:23:27] George, though, reminds me of my brother-in-law, Matt.

[00:23:29] He's also May 18th.

[00:23:31] Oh, a lot of May babies.

[00:23:33] George is not a man of very many words.

[00:23:35] No.

[00:23:35] He rarely comes out.

[00:23:37] When he leaves his ranch in Texas to go on tour, he does that, and then you don't see him anymore.

[00:23:42] He's just an old country to the bone.

[00:23:46] He's actually ranching.

[00:23:48] Yeah, he probably is actually ranching.

[00:23:51] Oh, he is?

[00:23:51] Yeah.

[00:23:51] Okay, I believe it.

[00:23:52] And his wife, you know, blah, blah, blah.

[00:23:54] But they're giving him a Lifetime Achievement Award.

[00:23:57] Somebody said, nothing will ever be as entertaining as the look on George Strait's face while Bailey Zimmerman is performing.

[00:24:06] And I'm like, great.

[00:24:09] I'm sure he was like, am I even at the right award show?

[00:24:13] Like, is this the Grammys?

[00:24:15] Is this some sort of pop rap?

[00:24:17] We gotta watch it.

[00:24:19] Yeah, I know.

[00:24:20] So, I did see the clips online, and he's just perplexed.

[00:24:23] He's not being an asshole or anything.

[00:24:25] He's just sort of like, like maybe he is at the wrong place.

[00:24:29] Like, this is supposed to be.

[00:24:30] Anyway.

[00:24:31] I have an update for you.

[00:24:32] What's the update?

[00:24:33] Because you're neck and neck in your fantasy league right now.

[00:24:36] Yes, my fantasy league's happening.

[00:24:38] Kittles and Bits just scored a touchdown.

[00:24:40] Where is he?

[00:24:41] Over here?

[00:24:41] Kittles and Bits.

[00:24:42] You took him.

[00:24:42] Oh, I took him.

[00:24:43] Oh, good boy.

[00:24:44] He got hurt last week.

[00:24:44] I had to put him on the bench.

[00:24:45] I know, but you got mad at him.

[00:24:47] Well, I didn't realize he was back in.

[00:24:48] He just scored a touchdown.

[00:24:50] Yeah, boom!

[00:24:51] Boom.

[00:24:52] Boom.

[00:24:52] We march on.

[00:24:53] Who are you playing today?

[00:24:56] I'm playing my friend Drew.

[00:24:58] Okay.

[00:24:58] And then I'm playing my nephew Xavier, and he's the best at it.

[00:25:03] So, I will not, will I only, not will I just lose.

[00:25:06] I will be destroyed and humiliated.

[00:25:08] It will be like, it will be an ass whooping of proportions,

[00:25:13] and then I'll have left people on the bench that I should have started.

[00:25:16] It won't be good.

[00:25:16] You had a long 24 hours.

[00:25:18] That's right.

[00:25:19] I was busy.

[00:25:19] But you just got another seven points.

[00:25:21] That's right.

[00:25:21] So, we move on.

[00:25:22] Update!

[00:25:23] Update!

[00:25:25] I like to update you guys on who gets residencies in Las Vegas

[00:25:28] and what is the term of a residency anymore

[00:25:30] because it's getting to be bullshit.

[00:25:33] Right.

[00:25:35] This is crazy, though.

[00:25:37] I love it when bookings, and I'm not just saying this

[00:25:40] because I work in sort of in this business,

[00:25:44] but they get new bosses, and then the bookings change.

[00:25:48] This happens at the Indian casinos a lot.

[00:25:52] They get a new boss, and then they decide they just want to do a jazz,

[00:25:58] and then all of us are like,

[00:25:59] Or hair bands.

[00:26:00] Well, guess what Vegas is going on?

[00:26:03] Oh, boy.

[00:26:03] They're going hard rock.

[00:26:06] Really?

[00:26:06] 80s.

[00:26:07] Guess who's coming back?

[00:26:10] Oh, no, they're not coming back.

[00:26:11] It's the first time to plan in Hollywood in Vegas.

[00:26:15] They're going to have, they start up February 20th.

[00:26:18] It continues March 1, 6, 8, and 11.

[00:26:21] Now, see, that's not a residency to me.

[00:26:23] That's five shows.

[00:26:25] Right.

[00:26:26] But anyway, it's the Scorpions.

[00:26:30] Stop it.

[00:26:30] Rock me like a hurricane.

[00:26:33] Dance.

[00:26:34] Dance.

[00:26:34] That German guy's voice is, and nothing has changed.

[00:26:38] You can hear it today, and he sounds exactly, it's amazeballs.

[00:26:42] It's their 40th anniversary.

[00:26:44] Oh, my God.

[00:26:45] Yeah.

[00:26:46] His voice.

[00:26:48] Motley Crue will be returning to the Vegas Strip for its first residency in 12 years

[00:26:52] with 11 shows at the MGM.

[00:26:54] I've seen them.

[00:26:54] They're great.

[00:26:55] I did the Tonight Show with Motley Crue.

[00:26:57] What?

[00:26:58] Sure enough.

[00:26:59] Yep, I sure did.

[00:27:00] One guy was so old, he had an IV hooked up to him and a lady pushing it, and they unhooked

[00:27:05] him to go out and do their set, and then they hooked him back up, and away he went.

[00:27:09] I don't know.

[00:27:09] He might not have been old.

[00:27:10] He may have.

[00:27:11] No, no, no.

[00:27:12] He was 10 years older than everybody else.

[00:27:13] He's an old turtle.

[00:27:15] I mean, he's a rock old.

[00:27:18] So at 60, you're really 90.

[00:27:21] Yeah.

[00:27:21] He was probably 48.

[00:27:23] Everybody else.

[00:27:23] No, they weren't that young.

[00:27:24] Because that's where I remember that I got in an argument with the booker about whether

[00:27:29] I could tell this joke about homeless people, but it was really about kids.

[00:27:32] It wasn't really about homeless people.

[00:27:35] And it made me mad that he missed the point of the joke.

[00:27:38] And he said, well, could you not say homeless people?

[00:27:40] Maybe you could say winos.

[00:27:41] I go, well, winos.

[00:27:43] Okay, so you think that's better to make fun of people who are addicted to wine?

[00:27:49] That's funnier?

[00:27:50] Hilarious.

[00:27:51] It's totally hilarious compared to people who just forgot to get a house that day.

[00:27:56] Well, anyway, we got in this big thing.

[00:27:59] And I'm like, if we're going to use wino, let's go way back.

[00:28:01] Why don't I just say fucking hobo?

[00:28:03] Right.

[00:28:04] You want to use hobo?

[00:28:05] And then he looked at me and went, that'd be all right.

[00:28:07] I'm not saying hobo.

[00:28:09] I was like 35 years old.

[00:28:11] I'm going, so many of you ever been around.

[00:28:13] Anyway.

[00:28:13] Riding the rails.

[00:28:14] It was live on New Year's Eve.

[00:28:15] And so we got in that big fight.

[00:28:17] I fixed the joke or I took it out.

[00:28:18] I got tired of fighting about it.

[00:28:20] And then Motley Crue goes out and Tommy Lee, he's sitting at the drums and he's got his

[00:28:25] drumsticks up in the air.

[00:28:26] He goes, America, happy fucking new.

[00:28:29] Live.

[00:28:30] Fucking.

[00:28:30] He said fucking New Year.

[00:28:31] And I'm standing on the side.

[00:28:33] I'm like, oh, and I can't say kids are like homeless people.

[00:28:36] Right.

[00:28:37] What if I had said fucking homeless people?

[00:28:39] How about that?

[00:28:40] Would that have made it okay?

[00:28:42] I've also never seen that much smoke in a place where it says no smoking everywhere.

[00:28:45] There was smoke just bellowing, bellowing out of everywhere.

[00:28:49] And they were in the green rooms upstairs.

[00:28:51] I didn't even know there wasn't upstairs.

[00:28:53] I've done that.

[00:28:53] I did that show 27 times or something.

[00:28:57] I never knew.

[00:28:57] I'm like, wait, there's an upstairs?

[00:28:59] Who's so special they get that?

[00:29:01] And they're like, well, that's usually where we put the bands because, you know, their behavior.

[00:29:06] Oh, it's a padded room.

[00:29:08] Yeah.

[00:29:08] See, just, okay, whatever.

[00:29:10] So Motley Crue's going to be in Vegas.

[00:29:12] And oh my God, the Red Rocker Sammy Hagar.

[00:29:16] Oh.

[00:29:17] He's going back to live Park MGM April 30th through May 17th.

[00:29:25] Fantastic.

[00:29:26] The Red Rocker.

[00:29:28] He sold more tickets, I bet, in St. Louis than any other city.

[00:29:31] Every Friday, when I was a teenager, the radios would be like, St. Louis, we got a huge cancer

[00:29:36] announcement on Friday.

[00:29:38] Tune in.

[00:29:39] And every Friday, St. Louis, it's true.

[00:29:41] The Red Rocker is returning.

[00:29:43] And we'd all go completely crazy.

[00:29:44] And I'm like, he was just here.

[00:29:46] He probably just spent the night at the casino for four nights.

[00:29:49] He didn't really leave.

[00:29:50] Stop teasing us like that.

[00:29:53] Yeah.

[00:29:54] Sammy Hagar's residency will cover his whole career.

[00:29:57] So I guess that's saying he'll do some Van Halen stuff too.

[00:30:01] Only leave permission.

[00:30:02] So there you go.

[00:30:03] If you're going to Vegas, don't say I didn't tell you.

[00:30:05] If you're into 80s rock, 90s rock.

[00:30:07] Awesome.

[00:30:08] 80s.

[00:30:09] 90s.

[00:30:10] 90s.

[00:30:10] It's a hybrid.

[00:30:11] It's a hybrid.

[00:30:12] 90s.

[00:30:12] I'd give them the 90s.

[00:30:14] Holy shit, they found it.

[00:30:15] I'm moving on.

[00:30:16] I only had one update.

[00:30:17] I have more news this week.

[00:30:19] Okay.

[00:30:19] Yeah.

[00:30:21] Now I want one of these.

[00:30:23] Oh boy.

[00:30:24] Well-preserved remains of saber-toothed kitten found frozen in Russian tundra.

[00:30:30] What?

[00:30:30] Yeah.

[00:30:31] A saber-toothed kitten.

[00:30:32] Yeah.

[00:30:33] But it grows up to be a tiger.

[00:30:35] I understand that.

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:36] It wasn't its own breed.

[00:30:38] Right.

[00:30:38] Like baby cats never going to be a tiger.

[00:30:40] Right.

[00:30:41] Only in her mind.

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:42] This was-

[00:30:43] That's science.

[00:30:44] It had been frozen for 37,000 years.

[00:30:47] Wow.

[00:30:47] The carcass of a large cub estimated to be about three weeks old was found encased in a block

[00:30:54] of ice in the Republic of Saka located in Russia's far east along the something river.

[00:31:03] It looks like a dog cat.

[00:31:06] I can't even explain what it looks like.

[00:31:08] And it's got two little fangs.

[00:31:10] Really?

[00:31:11] Yeah.

[00:31:11] Baby.

[00:31:11] It's a baby.

[00:31:12] Fantastic.

[00:31:13] The mummy's head was especially well preserved and the four limbs of the mummy were well preserved

[00:31:16] completely.

[00:31:18] The kitten's foot pads and claws are preserved.

[00:31:21] Oh my God.

[00:31:22] On the planter surface of the front paw and all claws sharp and strongly curved are preserved

[00:31:29] on the finger.

[00:31:29] It's unclear how the cub died, researchers said, adding that its features show it was well adapted

[00:31:36] to living in a cold climate.

[00:31:37] Foundings of the frozen mummified remains of mammals from the late something period are very

[00:31:42] rare.

[00:31:43] Very rare.

[00:31:43] This is really, see, this is how we do Jurassic Park.

[00:31:46] Right.

[00:31:47] Right.

[00:31:48] This is how we start.

[00:31:49] We start with this.

[00:31:50] Hi, baby cat.

[00:31:52] Baby cat.

[00:31:53] This is your relative.

[00:31:54] Yeah.

[00:31:54] It's really cute when it grows up.

[00:31:57] It's a saber tooth tiger.

[00:32:00] Yeah.

[00:32:01] You know what they don't do?

[00:32:02] Knead and whine on blankets.

[00:32:04] Meow, meow, meow.

[00:32:06] Move it on to news.

[00:32:08] Nice.

[00:32:09] Yeah.

[00:32:09] Yeah.

[00:32:09] Let's find something fun to start it.

[00:32:11] Yeah.

[00:32:11] Well, here's something.

[00:32:15] Pickleball is now being taken over by Gen Z.

[00:32:19] What?

[00:32:19] Yeah.

[00:32:21] No, I don't mind.

[00:32:22] I don't mind the youngsters.

[00:32:23] I actually like to see them when we play because it's like, it's setting goals.

[00:32:28] Some of them are really good.

[00:32:29] But it said, pickleball used to be seen as a sport for older people.

[00:32:33] But that narrative has shifted quickly in 2024.

[00:32:36] A study conducted by Civil Science revealed that during the first quarter of 2024, the

[00:32:41] most popular age group playing pickleball was Gen Z, ages 18 to 24.

[00:32:46] Cool.

[00:32:48] The children.

[00:32:48] Target's got this whole thing about pickleball.

[00:32:50] The children are coming.

[00:32:51] What?

[00:32:52] Target.

[00:32:53] Target?

[00:32:54] Yeah.

[00:32:54] For the children?

[00:32:55] They got a whole pickleball.

[00:32:55] They should have a Taylor Swift pickleball paddle.

[00:32:58] Do they?

[00:33:00] Probably not.

[00:33:02] She doesn't seem like an athlete.

[00:33:04] She plays pickleball.

[00:33:05] Does she play pickleball?

[00:33:06] Well, then God damn it.

[00:33:07] Let's get on that.

[00:33:08] What's wrong with her team?

[00:33:11] Send an email.

[00:33:13] Moving on.

[00:33:15] Elton John's Tammy Faye musical will close on Broadway after less than a month.

[00:33:22] Okay.

[00:33:23] All right.

[00:33:23] There's another one.

[00:33:24] I didn't do it on the podcast because I don't know how many people would know or care.

[00:33:28] This is where I just do not understand.

[00:33:31] And I'm not going to say woke.

[00:33:32] I'm not going to say it's the woke crowd.

[00:33:34] Right.

[00:33:34] But it's the follow the leader crowd in meetings.

[00:33:38] Right.

[00:33:38] Why somebody doesn't fucking say something.

[00:33:40] Hillary Clinton personally spent $15 million on a musical called Sufs.

[00:33:47] And it's about suffragettes.

[00:33:49] Right.

[00:33:52] Hard.

[00:33:53] Yeah.

[00:33:54] Nobody's going to want to.

[00:33:55] No.

[00:33:55] Well, they didn't.

[00:33:57] Nobody.

[00:33:57] I would have just said no.

[00:33:58] But if it's Hillary Clinton sitting in the meeting, nobody has the balls to say, do you have any other ideas?

[00:34:03] Right.

[00:34:03] What else you got in that legal pad?

[00:34:05] Flip that over.

[00:34:06] Is your husband?

[00:34:07] See, Bill got any ideas?

[00:34:08] Could we do something about Arkansas?

[00:34:10] Something.

[00:34:11] Something about Arkansas.

[00:34:12] Some hillbilly fun.

[00:34:13] Like, Schacht is doing real good.

[00:34:16] Hillary, look how good Schacht is doing.

[00:34:18] Suffragette.

[00:34:18] No, it closed.

[00:34:19] Yeah.

[00:34:20] It's like, well, I love Elton John.

[00:34:23] And I was highly amused my entire life by Tammy Faye.

[00:34:27] I love Shep.

[00:34:28] But Tammy Faye has been dead.

[00:34:30] Google when did Tammy Faye Baker die.

[00:34:32] For a very long time.

[00:34:33] Young people aren't even going to know who Tammy Faye is.

[00:34:36] No.

[00:34:36] So why would they go see a musical about a lady they don't even know?

[00:34:40] Standby.

[00:34:41] That movie was.

[00:34:42] She died in 2007 at what age?

[00:34:45] She wasn't that old.

[00:34:46] She was 65.

[00:34:47] 65.

[00:34:47] Oh, that's too bad.

[00:34:48] She was a Pisces.

[00:34:49] She was a Pisces.

[00:34:50] Oh, okay.

[00:34:51] Well, it's so.

[00:34:54] What's 24 minus 7?

[00:34:58] 14.

[00:34:58] Yep.

[00:35:00] She's been dead 14 years.

[00:35:02] No.

[00:35:05] Oh.

[00:35:06] Think of football.

[00:35:06] I don't know.

[00:35:07] Whatever.

[00:35:08] She's been dead for a long time.

[00:35:10] And she was old.

[00:35:11] Not old.

[00:35:12] I mean, God, I'm almost that age.

[00:35:13] But I mean, she wasn't.

[00:35:15] She didn't die at 35 or some shit.

[00:35:17] She was 65 back then.

[00:35:19] Like, why would you think doing a music?

[00:35:21] She wasn't famous enough.

[00:35:23] Right.

[00:35:23] Like, that's the.

[00:35:25] I love Elton John.

[00:35:26] Why would you.

[00:35:26] This probably costs so much money and invest all these people.

[00:35:30] This is what I'm going to tell you about.

[00:35:31] In 2022, London's Alameda Theater became home to Elton John's campy musical Tammy Faye about the life of evangelist Tammy Faye Baker.

[00:35:40] The production ran for just under two months and the positive reviews set the stage to transfer to Broadway for the 2024-2025 season.

[00:35:46] The show opened at the Palace Theater on November 14th, but is already slated to close on December 8th following poor sales and unfavorable reviews.

[00:35:53] The December finale will conclude Tammy Faye after 24 previews.

[00:35:58] Previews are like invites.

[00:35:59] People aren't paying.

[00:36:01] And 29 regular performances.

[00:36:03] Its opening run marked with the lowest grossing show on Broadway that week and some shows having 30% of the seats empty.

[00:36:10] Wow.

[00:36:10] Oh, my God.

[00:36:10] It's a big theater, too.

[00:36:11] It seats 1,600.

[00:36:13] Oh, wow.

[00:36:13] It's not like the one I saw Jessica Lange in that only seats like 570.

[00:36:17] Right.

[00:36:17] This is a big deal.

[00:36:19] Wow.

[00:36:21] Wow.

[00:36:21] It's just I don't know how these ideas go through meetings and maybe they're starstruck.

[00:36:29] It's Elton John.

[00:36:30] Yeah.

[00:36:30] I mean, sure.

[00:36:31] But I would say, Elton, you've had a crazy life with all kinds of experiences.

[00:36:38] Could we think of something else?

[00:36:40] Nobody's going to know who fucking Tammy Faye Baker.

[00:36:42] People my age.

[00:36:44] Right.

[00:36:44] Would I go to the musical?

[00:36:47] Probably not.

[00:36:49] If Elton John was in it, I would.

[00:36:51] Right.

[00:36:52] Why doesn't Elton do Elton in the musical?

[00:36:54] Maybe they already have done Elton.

[00:36:56] I don't go to the musicals.

[00:36:57] I don't know.

[00:36:57] I'm just saying.

[00:36:58] I'm telling you guys what I think is a good idea or a bad idea.

[00:37:01] I don't know.

[00:37:03] Here's.

[00:37:04] Oh, my God.

[00:37:05] This is so funny.

[00:37:07] Didn't we talk about a Tammy Faye, Jim Baker movie?

[00:37:11] Google it.

[00:37:12] It was awesome.

[00:37:13] The children should go watch it.

[00:37:14] Yeah, we talked about it.

[00:37:14] If you're Francesca, one of the people that she works at the agency, she's one of the children.

[00:37:23] One of the hardworking, very, very smart children.

[00:37:25] But like I should, she would like, like some of the children in their 20s are actually interested in things like this.

[00:37:31] Tammy Faye Baker docu-series.

[00:37:34] Put that.

[00:37:34] It was really flipping good.

[00:37:36] I think it was Jessica Chastain.

[00:37:38] Oh, the eyes of Tammy Faye.

[00:37:40] The eyes of Tammy Faye.

[00:37:41] Yeah, it was Jessica Chastain.

[00:37:42] Mm-hmm.

[00:37:43] Yeah, that was great.

[00:37:43] 2000.

[00:37:47] It's 2021.

[00:37:48] 2021 that came out?

[00:37:49] No, 2000.

[00:37:50] We did it in COVID.

[00:37:51] COVID.

[00:37:52] Yeah.

[00:37:53] Yeah.

[00:37:54] I'll put it in the show.

[00:37:54] That's for the children.

[00:37:55] If you want to learn, she was the wife of, this guy, he set up camp in Missouri.

[00:38:01] Eventually he had a breakfast show.

[00:38:04] Yeah, a diner in somewhere in Branson.

[00:38:06] But she was an evangelist also, but it was really her husband.

[00:38:13] Yeah.

[00:38:14] You'll see.

[00:38:15] And it's all true.

[00:38:16] And Jessica is great in this.

[00:38:18] And whoever played Jim Baker was phenomenal too.

[00:38:21] I don't remember.

[00:38:22] He's a British guy.

[00:38:22] It was a British guy.

[00:38:24] That's why I was shocked.

[00:38:24] Yeah.

[00:38:26] It's like the lady on Yellowstone.

[00:38:28] Yeah.

[00:38:29] Oh, I forgot to say that too.

[00:38:31] If you guys are not watching Landman, oh my God, it's so good.

[00:38:36] And my friend Mark told me to watch Lioness with Nicole Kidman, and I have.

[00:38:40] And I do like it.

[00:38:42] There are some moments where it's a little hard to believe, and I don't believe our CIA

[00:38:47] is doing all these things.

[00:38:50] But it is pretty cool.

[00:38:52] That's very entertaining.

[00:38:54] Okay.

[00:38:55] So every year, Cambridge Dictionary has a word of the year.

[00:38:59] Okay.

[00:39:00] The word of 2024.

[00:39:03] Manifest.

[00:39:04] Shut up.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:06] Yay.

[00:39:06] Yay.

[00:39:07] Manifest.

[00:39:08] Yay for the children.

[00:39:09] Yay for the children.

[00:39:11] Cambridge Dictionary.

[00:39:12] Now it's the 2024 word of the year.

[00:39:14] We choose the word of the year.

[00:39:15] We have three considerations.

[00:39:17] User data, zeitgeist, and language.

[00:39:22] Wendy Wendelin Nichols, Cambridge Dictionary's publishing manner, said in the announcement,

[00:39:26] this year's pick was one of the most viewed words of 2024.

[00:39:29] It made the jump from the self-help community to mainstream media with more than 130,000 searches

[00:39:36] for the word on the dictionary website.

[00:39:38] The dictionary notes that the meaning of the word has changed since Chaucer used it in

[00:39:44] the 1300s.

[00:39:45] Now it's described as, quote, specific practices to focus your mind on something you want to

[00:39:51] try to make it become a reality.

[00:39:53] So that's why when the girl on Southwest next to me that went to her friend, nobody manifests

[00:39:58] like Mindy.

[00:39:59] I guess Mindy is super good at this.

[00:40:01] Like focusing.

[00:40:02] The rest of us, not so good.

[00:40:05] No.

[00:40:06] No.

[00:40:06] No.

[00:40:07] You know how many times in a casino I've tried to, quote, manifest, and it didn't work at

[00:40:11] all, or even during football.

[00:40:14] Manifest this one this year because it's increasingly notably in lookups.

[00:40:18] Its use widened greatly across all types of media, and it shows how the meanings of a word

[00:40:22] can change over time.

[00:40:25] Manifest.

[00:40:26] Celebrities and manifesting influencers alike have helped the word gain popularity in the

[00:40:31] 2024 Olympics and Paralympics brought new attention to the word when gold medal winners

[00:40:35] like Simone Ezra French and Mallory Wiggeman crediting manifestation for crowning their crowning

[00:40:43] achievements.

[00:40:44] Fantastic.

[00:40:48] Sabrina Carpenter has also been called a manifesting queen.

[00:40:53] She's one of Tay-Tay's openers, but now she's kind of her own star.

[00:40:56] For making it on stage with Taylor Swift for the air, Dua Lipa once said she manifested

[00:41:02] a crowd of more than 100,000 people for her performance at the Glastonbury Festival.

[00:41:06] Okay.

[00:41:07] I'm going to start manifesting for Cedar Falls, Iowa, because I don't feel like Cedar Falls

[00:41:12] has bought enough tickets to come see me.

[00:41:14] I'd like them to...

[00:41:16] You know what?

[00:41:16] I don't even need you all to do anything.

[00:41:18] I'm going to do it.

[00:41:19] Okay.

[00:41:19] I'm going to manifest, and I'm going to think really hard.

[00:41:25] Omaha, done.

[00:41:25] A million tickets have been sold.

[00:41:27] Cedar Falls?

[00:41:29] Yep.

[00:41:30] I'm going to manifest it.

[00:41:31] Okay.

[00:41:32] I'm just...

[00:41:32] Every night...

[00:41:33] Well, first, I'm going to have to get the map out and remember exactly where Cedar Falls.

[00:41:37] I've been all over Iowa a million times.

[00:41:38] I should know by heart, but I have to refresh my brain.

[00:41:41] And then I'm going to Google a picture of the theater, and then I'm going to close my eyes

[00:41:47] really hard.

[00:41:48] Wow.

[00:41:50] Wow.

[00:41:52] A snort.

[00:41:53] Wow.

[00:41:54] Wow.

[00:41:55] Aunt Kat, what are you doing?

[00:41:56] Quiet.

[00:41:57] I'm manifesting a crowd to come to Cedar Falls in Iowa when January, when it's freezing anyway.

[00:42:04] I have nothing better to do but be inside with me.

[00:42:10] Look...

[00:42:11] Hold on.

[00:42:12] The origins, it's a mix of Latin and French, according to Cambridge.

[00:42:16] It was first used in English as an adjective, meaning easily noticed or obvious, then as

[00:42:21] a verb, meaning to show something clearly.

[00:42:24] The word has evolved over the past few centuries and with internet surges...

[00:42:29] That's the word of the year.

[00:42:31] Manifesting.

[00:42:34] Manifesting.

[00:42:51] Manifesting.

[00:42:53] Justin Trudeau, keep your bullshit paperwork to yourself.

[00:42:56] Okay.

[00:42:57] Moving on.

[00:42:59] This is crazy.

[00:43:00] I don't think I could deal with this.

[00:43:03] A town in Alaska won't see the sun for two months as it enters polar night.

[00:43:08] It's crazy.

[00:43:11] The northernmost town in America is about to experience several weeks of darkness.

[00:43:14] Yeah.

[00:43:15] After getting 30 minutes of daylight, the town of...

[00:43:20] I don't know how to say it.

[00:43:22] U-T-G-I-A-G-V-I-K.

[00:43:25] Let's put it in the schnitz.

[00:43:27] U-K-V-I-K.

[00:43:44] The northern hemisphere farther from the sun and carrying anything in the Arctic Circle

[00:43:50] out of the sun, this line of sight.

[00:43:53] Now see, this is where the Inuits are trying to tell us that the Earth's tilting is not

[00:43:59] right anymore.

[00:44:00] No.

[00:44:00] And that's the goddamn problem.

[00:44:03] Well, we should be able to measure the polar night then with the tilt.

[00:44:09] And let's see if the Inuit people are right.

[00:44:11] I believe them.

[00:44:12] I think they're right.

[00:44:13] Probably more right than anybody we got going right now.

[00:44:17] During the polar night, the sun never takes so much as a peak above the horizon, preventing

[00:44:21] there from ever being an actual daytime.

[00:44:24] However, this doesn't mean it's completely dark for 24 hours in areas experiencing polar

[00:44:27] night.

[00:44:28] This is due to the time of day called civil twilight.

[00:44:31] Called the weather channel.

[00:44:32] That's what they call it.

[00:44:33] Civil.

[00:44:33] Civil.

[00:44:34] The twilight.

[00:44:35] Civil twilight refers to the part of the day when the sun is within six degrees below

[00:44:38] the horizon.

[00:44:40] Civil twilight ranges roughly three hours on the winter solstice and six hours on the

[00:44:45] first day and last day of polar night.

[00:44:47] It lasts 65 nights.

[00:44:49] Boy, that could get more.

[00:44:51] That's a lot of drinking.

[00:44:52] That's a lot of drinking.

[00:44:53] That's a ton of drinking.

[00:44:54] Yep.

[00:44:54] Even I'd be like, okay.

[00:44:56] Or a vacation.

[00:44:59] Maybe.

[00:45:00] I'll leave.

[00:45:01] Yeah.

[00:45:01] If you could leave.

[00:45:02] But I'm thinking, okay.

[00:45:04] Speaking of the children.

[00:45:06] Guess who's Apple's artist, music, artist, musical artist of the year was?

[00:45:13] Tay Tay.

[00:45:13] Nope.

[00:45:14] Nope.

[00:45:16] Chapel.

[00:45:16] Not Tay Tay.

[00:45:17] Not Chapel.

[00:45:18] Those are my first two guesses as well.

[00:45:20] Huh.

[00:45:23] Post.

[00:45:24] Post.

[00:45:25] Mom.

[00:45:25] Nope.

[00:45:25] No.

[00:45:26] No.

[00:45:26] It should be.

[00:45:30] He's not a child.

[00:45:31] Yes, he is.

[00:45:32] What's the definition of a child?

[00:45:34] Oh, I'm talking about 20s right now.

[00:45:36] Oh.

[00:45:36] I gotta sneeze.

[00:45:38] Excuse me.

[00:45:39] No.

[00:45:39] He's 29.

[00:45:40] Is he only 29?

[00:45:42] Yeah, he's a baby.

[00:45:42] Whoa.

[00:45:43] Yeah.

[00:45:44] Okay.

[00:45:45] Nope.

[00:45:46] This is one of the sad children.

[00:45:49] Oh, no.

[00:45:49] Yeah.

[00:45:50] It's Billie Eilish.

[00:45:51] Oh, no.

[00:45:52] Oh, wow.

[00:45:54] I like her voice and stuff.

[00:45:55] It's just the music is so sad.

[00:45:58] It's a lot of squeaking.

[00:45:59] Yeah.

[00:46:00] Oh.

[00:46:00] No, I don't think it's squeaking.

[00:46:02] It's more like, oh.

[00:46:04] I prefer Chapel.

[00:46:06] Yeah.

[00:46:06] I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink.

[00:46:08] Yeah, let's sing a song about being a stripper and being proud of it.

[00:46:11] Come on.

[00:46:12] Come on, ladies.

[00:46:13] Stripper pride.

[00:46:14] Stripper pride.

[00:46:15] We're doing it.

[00:46:16] Mama, I'm just having fun.

[00:46:18] That's what she says.

[00:46:19] Come on.

[00:46:20] Yeah, well, Billie won.

[00:46:22] Sad times won out.

[00:46:24] Sad Billie.

[00:46:24] Sad Billie.

[00:46:25] And her brother, Phineas, or Finnegan or Schminnegan, whatever.

[00:46:32] Yeah.

[00:46:32] Upon release, the album made number one.

[00:46:34] Her album this year, her performance of Birds of a Feather at the Olympics closing ceremony

[00:46:40] drove her to the biggest day ever for Shazam volume.

[00:46:45] Nominated for seven Grammys.

[00:46:47] Her entire catalog is available on spatial audio on Apple Music.

[00:46:53] There you go.

[00:46:54] She's talented.

[00:46:55] She's very talented.

[00:46:56] That's not my thing.

[00:46:57] Well, and I just think, are the children really sad?

[00:47:01] They ask the children.

[00:47:02] You want to be sad?

[00:47:03] I mean, wait till you get a letter from the IRS in your mailbox.

[00:47:07] You don't have anything to be sad yet about.

[00:47:09] No.

[00:47:10] A little art news.

[00:47:11] I haven't had any good art world news, and I follow a lot of the sites.

[00:47:16] I do like Rene Magritte, the painter, the Frenchie French.

[00:47:20] I do not.

[00:47:21] I probably wouldn't pay for one.

[00:47:23] No.

[00:47:23] No, I like looking at them, but I don't.

[00:47:25] Apple things weird.

[00:47:26] They're all weird.

[00:47:27] Yeah.

[00:47:29] Well, his painting, L'Empire de Lumière, sold for $121 million.

[00:47:36] What?

[00:47:37] You'll know it.

[00:47:37] I'll put it in the schnotes.

[00:47:38] When you see it, you'll go, oh, yeah, I've seen that painting.

[00:47:41] Like it's made it to Spencer's GIFs as a poster.

[00:47:45] Right.

[00:47:46] It's an eerily lit streetscape sold for more than $121 million at a Christie's auction in

[00:47:52] New York on Tuesday, surpassing its $95 million estimate.

[00:47:56] Wow.

[00:47:56] They went, wow, $26 million over what they thought they were going to get.

[00:48:02] It smashed the auction record for the surrealist artwork.

[00:48:06] Wow.

[00:48:06] It was the crown jewel.

[00:48:08] Its former owner, the late American interior designer, Micah Aragon.

[00:48:16] I don't know.

[00:48:18] She owned it.

[00:48:19] It was part of a collection.

[00:48:20] It went on sale with other stuff, too.

[00:48:24] The artwork depicts a house with a single street lamp in front.

[00:48:28] The flame from the lamp lights the entire canvas, including the dark trees, blah, blah,

[00:48:32] blah, blah, blah.

[00:48:33] You can go look at the picture.

[00:48:34] But just know somebody that, and again, you know, the buyer's anonymous.

[00:48:38] Like, all right.

[00:48:39] Well, I don't know about all that.

[00:48:41] It's going to Russia.

[00:48:42] Yeah.

[00:48:43] Right.

[00:48:44] Saudi Arabia.

[00:48:45] What's his face.

[00:48:47] Dexter, the guy who chainsawed our guy.

[00:48:50] Yeah.

[00:48:50] He just totally Dextered that guy.

[00:48:53] And nobody cared.

[00:48:54] Here's a little something you better hurry up and get if you want it.

[00:48:56] Because this is a holiday item.

[00:49:01] I'm going to go get it.

[00:49:02] Okay.

[00:49:03] And I'm going to do it on the podcast.

[00:49:05] Okay.

[00:49:05] Kentucky Fried Chicken launches its first ever chicken-flavored lickable Christmas wrapping paper.

[00:49:10] What?

[00:49:15] Is this what my little kid, the one that works up there, it makes me laugh all the time.

[00:49:20] Sean, is this what you're doing back there, Sean?

[00:49:22] Are you licking wrapping paper?

[00:49:23] Because he always seems like he's completely high on edibles, but he's efficient.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] So I don't care how high you are on anything.

[00:49:31] Yep.

[00:49:31] Could you just get the order right and fast?

[00:49:33] Yeah.

[00:49:33] And he is lightning fast.

[00:49:36] He's a good kid.

[00:49:37] He's a good kid, yeah.

[00:49:38] The fast food chain has launched its first ever lickable wrapping paper, and it's perfect

[00:49:43] for the gifting season.

[00:49:44] If you want wrapping paper with a twist this year, you've come to the right place.

[00:49:47] And with the holiday season right around the corner, you'll need to move quickly if you

[00:49:51] want to nab it, but you'll have to check the fine print.

[00:49:53] The limited edition lickable paper reportedly tastes like KFC's original recipe chicken,

[00:49:58] which is my favorite.

[00:49:59] But there's a twist.

[00:50:01] Alongside the original chicken face, this festive find has a refreshing hint of cranberry sauce

[00:50:07] and an aromatic pinch of sage from the sage and onion stuffing patty.

[00:50:13] Despite the festive battle of the birds at KFC, we believe in chicken.

[00:50:18] Introducing our first lickable wrapping paper inspired by our epic limited edition stuffing

[00:50:24] stacker burger.

[00:50:25] That's a lot of words.

[00:50:27] Well, then it tells you that you're not supposed to eat the paper.

[00:50:30] Okay.

[00:50:30] Well, first of all, why would I lick wrapping paper?

[00:50:33] Okay.

[00:50:33] It's not a stamp.

[00:50:34] Yeah.

[00:50:36] I'm going.

[00:50:37] I'll get it.

[00:50:37] Maybe I can get it on Amazon.

[00:50:38] I don't know.

[00:50:39] I'm going to find it.

[00:50:40] I'm doing the work of the Lord.

[00:50:42] They had a fried chicken log.

[00:50:43] The fried chicken log for the fireplace was great.

[00:50:46] Oh, it was so good.

[00:50:47] Here's a good thing.

[00:50:50] Betty White's getting her own postage stamp.

[00:50:52] No way.

[00:50:52] Yeah.

[00:50:53] Cool.

[00:50:53] Yep.

[00:50:56] We lost her just a few mere weeks before her 100th birthday in 2021.

[00:51:02] She's not forgotten the image.

[00:51:04] Oh, it's a good picture too.

[00:51:06] See, it's a forever UFA stamp too.

[00:51:08] Oh, nice.

[00:51:09] Yeah.

[00:51:09] Just Betty's forever.

[00:51:11] She got so much fan.

[00:51:12] Well, they were like, you know, from the United States Postal Service, we'd like to

[00:51:16] honor her with a postage stamp.

[00:51:17] That's great.

[00:51:17] She received the majority of the letters at the Hydeburg.

[00:51:22] She won't be the only one.

[00:51:24] Songwriter Alan Toussaint will also receive it.

[00:51:27] A New Orleans musician.

[00:51:29] I don't know who that is.

[00:51:33] So if you need stamps for Christmas.

[00:51:36] Forever stamps.

[00:51:37] Forever stamps that last forever.

[00:51:40] Go ahead and do that.

[00:51:42] Here's some sad news for Shaquille O'Neal, who I love.

[00:51:47] Remember FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried.

[00:51:49] We talked about that all on this podcast, the crypto exchange.

[00:51:52] It was, well, the exchange was real, but he just took all the money.

[00:51:57] So Shaquille is worth $500 million.

[00:52:04] Wow.

[00:52:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:05] Good for him.

[00:52:06] Half a billion.

[00:52:08] Half a billion.

[00:52:08] He has to pay $11 million to the victims in the fallout of the crypto scandal because

[00:52:13] he was a spokesperson in the commercials.

[00:52:15] What?

[00:52:15] I know.

[00:52:16] I'm very torn about this.

[00:52:18] Oh, well, it's not just him.

[00:52:19] There was a bunch of them.

[00:52:20] But here's the thing.

[00:52:21] I never saw the ads.

[00:52:23] I think I'd have to see the commercial.

[00:52:25] Did you say, like, I bought it, I own it, and you were lying?

[00:52:32] Or, okay, like, I bought crypto on the crypto exchange Coinbase.

[00:52:40] Now, I did a minimal amount of research, which is the story of my life.

[00:52:43] Minimal amount.

[00:52:45] Meaning, I picked up my phone, and I went, which crypto exchange is the most trustworthy?

[00:52:51] And Coinbase came up, and I was like, all right.

[00:52:54] And I just gave them money.

[00:52:57] Well, you also did as much as you wanted to afford to lose.

[00:53:00] Right.

[00:53:01] But, I mean, still, it's not like.

[00:53:03] And it's blowing up now.

[00:53:05] Well, it is blowing up.

[00:53:06] I know.

[00:53:07] I feel, yeah.

[00:53:08] I don't think you should.

[00:53:10] I mean.

[00:53:12] I don't think.

[00:53:15] It depends.

[00:53:16] I mean, like, let's say they call me tomorrow and said, Kelly.

[00:53:19] Because apparently, this has been going on forever now.

[00:53:21] If they say, will you come in and do a thing for NyQuil?

[00:53:23] Sure.

[00:53:24] Right.

[00:53:24] You know, if you're going to pay me to do.

[00:53:25] I do.

[00:53:26] I drink NyQuil.

[00:53:27] I mean, not every day.

[00:53:28] I drink NyQuil.

[00:53:30] No, I mean.

[00:53:30] We're going to edit that out.

[00:53:32] No, I mean, I thought everybody knew NyQuil was for people who didn't drink.

[00:53:38] Like, it has alcohol in it.

[00:53:39] But, I mean, like, it makes you sleepy.

[00:53:41] So, if you're not a drinker, I might as well just have a Jameson.

[00:53:45] Right.

[00:53:46] Well, apparently, a bunch of those medicines haven't been doing anything.

[00:53:50] It was all bullshit anyway.

[00:53:51] But I never really thought they were curing anything.

[00:53:53] I thought they were just to make you go to sleep.

[00:53:55] Anyway.

[00:53:56] Let's say I did a thing for NyQuil.

[00:53:58] And then they come out later and say it didn't work at all.

[00:54:00] It was bullshit.

[00:54:01] Why am I held responsible?

[00:54:03] Thank you.

[00:54:03] Yes.

[00:54:04] Exactly.

[00:54:09] $11 million in class action lawsuit.

[00:54:11] The money would go to investors who are impacted.

[00:54:14] I don't know.

[00:54:15] I don't know.

[00:54:15] I mean, what if I did an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken's lickable wrapping paper and then

[00:54:22] they realized it had, you know, some bad chemical in there and it killed the people who licked

[00:54:26] it?

[00:54:26] Is that my fault?

[00:54:27] I don't.

[00:54:27] Well, it's the same.

[00:54:29] I know.

[00:54:30] It's the same method.

[00:54:30] I mean, I don't usually take the side of a celebrity, but I don't understand why.

[00:54:35] No, I don't think that's right.

[00:54:36] He said a lot of people think I'm involved.

[00:54:38] I was just a paid spokesman for a commercial.

[00:54:40] Right.

[00:54:41] He said, I don't understand it, so I'll probably stay away from it until I get a full understanding.

[00:54:46] He said, from my experience, it's too good to be true.

[00:54:49] Yes.

[00:54:49] Meaning he didn't really trust the crypto world anyway.

[00:54:52] Anyway.

[00:54:53] I don't know.

[00:54:54] I got to go Google and do a little more research when I have a little.

[00:54:57] I'll do it over Christmas.

[00:54:59] I want to see what his ads were.

[00:55:01] If you're personally endorsing and not just being a spokesperson, that's different.

[00:55:06] Right.

[00:55:07] If you say, I gave these people because then people extra trust you.

[00:55:12] Unless you actually did it.

[00:55:14] If you did it, then fine.

[00:55:17] But if you didn't do it and you're lying, not fine.

[00:55:20] No, not fine.

[00:55:21] Not fine.

[00:55:21] Not fine.

[00:55:22] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[00:55:25] All right.

[00:55:27] I don't know if this is going to be a good idea or a bad idea.

[00:55:30] Okay.

[00:55:31] I would, if I was the ESPN executives, I would, I would let them, I would hear the pitch out.

[00:55:36] And then I'd say, let me think about it for the weekend.

[00:55:37] Okay.

[00:55:38] They're giving Jason Kelsey a host.

[00:55:40] He's going to host a new ESPN late night show in January.

[00:55:43] Okay.

[00:55:44] The five episodes, they call it late night, will feature guests from the NFL and comedy world.

[00:55:49] Okay.

[00:55:50] I think I'm picturing they're going to do a version of Kill Tony, but it's going to be sports.

[00:55:55] And that's the thing now.

[00:55:57] All, everybody loves Kill Tony and they love the format of all that.

[00:56:01] Um, I think people are kind of over the Kelsey's.

[00:56:05] Yeah.

[00:56:06] We've been inundated.

[00:56:08] A lot of saturation.

[00:56:09] Um, I don't know.

[00:56:12] It's an immersive experience that will combine comedy and celebrity guests from the football

[00:56:16] world and beyond in front of the audience of NFL fans.

[00:56:20] Uh, like there's a million, um, panel shows on ESPN, but none of them are funny.

[00:56:26] So maybe there is room, but then you have Peyton and Eli on Monday.

[00:56:31] They do their thing.

[00:56:32] Like they're, they're not funny, but they're fun.

[00:56:35] But isn't it at like one o'clock in the morning?

[00:56:37] Um, it'll film on Friday nights and air early on Saturday mornings.

[00:56:43] Meaning 1am.

[00:56:44] Oh, inspired by late night comedy shows.

[00:56:46] It'll have five scheduled episodes, which will run in conjunction with the finale of

[00:56:52] the NFL regular season and playoffs in the first of the premiere January 1st.

[00:56:56] Ooh, no, I don't know about all that.

[00:57:00] I don't know.

[00:57:01] I think they're going to copy Kill Tony.

[00:57:03] Yeah.

[00:57:04] And then if it works, it works.

[00:57:05] And if not, who cares?

[00:57:06] You did five.

[00:57:07] It's worth a try.

[00:57:08] Yeah.

[00:57:09] I guess I was it.

[00:57:10] Um, they're fun.

[00:57:14] I like them both, but, um,

[00:57:17] I'm going to save this one for next week.

[00:57:19] This story made me laugh.

[00:57:21] This girl looks so happy too.

[00:57:24] And fun.

[00:57:25] And she's pretty.

[00:57:26] This girl, she ran the New York City Marathon drunk and she'd do it again.

[00:57:31] What?

[00:57:33] She did it.

[00:57:36] Her name's, uh, Justine Hang, 26 years old, ran the New York City Marathon drunk and she

[00:57:43] has no regrets.

[00:57:44] She said she likes to push herself, but drinking to the point to being unable to break any records,

[00:57:49] reminding her that running can be fun, especially when roughly seven drinks are involved.

[00:57:54] Oh God.

[00:57:55] As a competitive person, I have, I have the mindset that I want to run as fast as I can,

[00:57:59] but forcing myself to slow down this time, spending time with spectators and friends.

[00:58:02] She just, you know, be bopped along and Hey, let's have a beer.

[00:58:05] And then she'd catch up to the next who came out.

[00:58:07] It made this experience so much better than I thought.

[00:58:10] She didn't think she'd get the opportunity to run the Bank of America Chicago Marathon,

[00:58:15] uh, and the New York City one, cause they were three weeks apart and they're hard to

[00:58:19] get into the New York.

[00:58:20] Uh, oh my God, to get in it.

[00:58:22] It has an acceptance rates of 4%.

[00:58:24] Yeah.

[00:58:25] Really?

[00:58:26] Really?

[00:58:26] Really?

[00:58:27] To get in it?

[00:58:27] So is Boston.

[00:58:29] How do they know if I'm telling the truth on my application?

[00:58:37] Oh, from other.

[00:58:38] Yeah.

[00:58:38] Oh, now I thought you could just send some.

[00:58:43] Oh, you have to run other marathons first.

[00:58:46] Yes.

[00:58:47] Oh, okay.

[00:58:48] Yeah.

[00:58:48] Not a runner.

[00:58:49] Don't know anything about it.

[00:58:51] Um, she was able to bypass the lottery and snag.

[00:58:57] One of the thousand slots allowed, oh, 4,000 slots allocated to charities who give bibs

[00:59:04] to runners who fundraise.

[00:59:06] Yep.

[00:59:07] Um, she wanted to go to Chicago cause I wanted to go hard for Chicago cause I had a time to

[00:59:12] beat and that's what I was focused on.

[00:59:15] Um, but she raced to meet her goal time.

[00:59:17] She wasn't able to interact with cheering crowd and family and friends.

[00:59:20] So her goal in the New York City one was to be engaged, uh, with her friends along the

[00:59:24] route.

[00:59:25] I wanted to eat all the food I saw and drink whatever the spectators were drinking and bringing.

[00:59:31] That was my plan, but I didn't expect how much food and drinks there would be.

[00:59:34] She started with candy.

[00:59:35] The first guy handed me, I think a shot of Hennessy after that, it got really, really

[00:59:40] lit.

[00:59:44] I got to give this, this youngster props that I can't drink.

[00:59:48] I can't run after I've been given Hennessy unless I'm running out of the way of a vehicle,

[00:59:53] like to save my life.

[00:59:54] I could do it.

[00:59:55] I've never had Hennessy.

[00:59:56] Um, shortly after the Hennessy, three people handed her beers and her friends who came to

[01:00:00] cheer her brought her another shot of liquor.

[01:00:02] She detailed her full drunk running experience and then TikTok that has amassed almost 4 million

[01:00:07] views.

[01:00:07] She figured she had five shots of liquor and then maybe five, five cups of beer along with

[01:00:13] a red solo cup of Prosecco.

[01:00:16] Oh, shown in another TikTok involving over 11 million viewers.

[01:00:24] Um, she did drink some water along the way.

[01:00:26] That's hilarious.

[01:00:27] Yeah.

[01:00:29] She did stop.

[01:00:30] She goes, I did stop at every single water station the marathon provided.

[01:00:33] I would chug two cups of water and Gatorade, but I did have to go to the bathroom at least

[01:00:36] six times during the race.

[01:00:38] Then she paced herself a little bit with the booze.

[01:00:40] I was like, this is like during the course of maybe five or six hours.

[01:00:44] So I wasn't pounding alcohol with the span of 30 minutes or something, even though her

[01:00:48] body wasn't used to running drunk, her body used to, was used to running.

[01:00:52] It was her third marathon and she runs 30 to 55 miles a week.

[01:00:56] She finished it in five hours and 36 minutes compared to she did it in four minutes and 14

[01:01:01] seconds.

[01:01:01] Oh, wow.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] That Hennessy will slow you down.

[01:01:05] Good for her.

[01:01:06] Good youngster.

[01:01:08] Yeah, she made it.

[01:01:09] All right.

[01:01:10] We're going to, I don't have a feel good.

[01:01:12] We have an instructional thing because it's Thanksgiving.

[01:01:15] Everybody needs to pay attention.

[01:01:16] This is what your dog can and cannot eat on Thanksgiving.

[01:01:21] Okay.

[01:01:22] Well, you're thinking leftovers and you know the dog's begging.

[01:01:25] Well, depending on what kind of dog you have.

[01:01:27] But here's what's safe.

[01:01:30] Okay.

[01:01:32] And then I'll do, I got a couple thank yous, not many, and a couple quotes.

[01:01:36] Safe foods.

[01:01:37] Plain sweet potatoes.

[01:01:39] Mm-hmm.

[01:01:39] It's so weird.

[01:01:40] I never think of a dog eating a potato.

[01:01:42] A sweet potato?

[01:01:42] Baby cat, what do you think?

[01:01:44] Baby cat.

[01:01:49] She's too tired.

[01:01:50] She's done.

[01:01:51] She gets nervous when I'm going.

[01:01:53] You can give them baked potatoes.

[01:01:56] You can give dogs apples, turkey meat, green beans, plain peas, plain pumpkin.

[01:02:05] Gross.

[01:02:06] What's plain pumpkin compared to what?

[01:02:08] Pumpkin without spice in it.

[01:02:09] Oh.

[01:02:10] Yeah.

[01:02:10] Here's what's not safe.

[01:02:12] Turkey bones, skin, and gravy.

[01:02:16] Boy, you think a dog would love gravy too.

[01:02:18] Yeah.

[01:02:18] Uh, don't give them stuffing.

[01:02:20] Okay.

[01:02:21] Don't give them mashed potatoes.

[01:02:22] So they can have a baked potato, but not mashed potatoes?

[01:02:25] Hmm.

[01:02:25] Huh.

[01:02:26] Creamed peas.

[01:02:28] Maybe it's the cream and the mashed potatoes.

[01:02:30] Maybe.

[01:02:31] Chocolates and sweets.

[01:02:33] Alcohol.

[01:02:34] Who's giving their dog a Hershey bar and a can of beer?

[01:02:37] Who's doing that?

[01:02:38] Raisins and grapes?

[01:02:39] Who's giving a dog?

[01:02:40] Oh, I don't even eat that.

[01:02:43] I don't even eat that.

[01:02:44] Ham.

[01:02:47] I hate to say it, but I, over the years, I mean,

[01:02:50] the dogs we had growing up.

[01:02:51] Yeah.

[01:02:52] I'm sure I flicked them a piece of ham here and there.

[01:02:54] Probably.

[01:02:55] Probably.

[01:02:55] Mm-hmm.

[01:02:56] Fatty foods.

[01:02:57] No foods containing spices, onions, scallions, and garlic.

[01:03:02] Okay.

[01:03:03] All right?

[01:03:03] Is everybody clear on that?

[01:03:04] It's a good breakdown.

[01:03:05] Yeah.

[01:03:05] How about cats?

[01:03:07] They don't talk about the cats.

[01:03:08] The cats don't want any of that shit.

[01:03:10] They just want their love song or their churros.

[01:03:12] Meow.

[01:03:13] They know it.

[01:03:15] Shout out.

[01:03:16] Somebody paid attention.

[01:03:18] Teresa and Chip.

[01:03:19] Okay.

[01:03:20] This is from El Cajon.

[01:03:22] And got me a dozen of the pink soccer ball,

[01:03:26] Callaway golf balls that are impossible to find.

[01:03:28] I don't know where they found them.

[01:03:29] Awesome.

[01:03:30] Like, you got to go on eBay and crazy.

[01:03:31] I don't know why they, Callaway.

[01:03:33] So thank you, guys.

[01:03:34] I got those.

[01:03:35] I was very, very excited.

[01:03:36] Cool.

[01:03:36] The people backstage, they bring the stuff back from when the guys, the people that come and

[01:03:41] bring me stuff, it gets to the ushers, and then they hold it like there's dynamite in it.

[01:03:46] And then they're like, do you want us to go through this?

[01:03:48] So I'm like, no, it's all fine.

[01:03:50] There's nobody trying to kill me.

[01:03:52] But some of them are like, we already went through this on your behalf, so you wouldn't,

[01:03:56] you know, there's nothing bad in here.

[01:04:01] There's a Bigfoot t-shirt and some shirts.

[01:04:12] Thank you.

[01:04:15] Riverside Greenies.

[01:04:16] Did you hear that, baby cat?

[01:04:17] You got greenies from Teresa and Angie.

[01:04:19] Terry and Angie.

[01:04:19] Sorry.

[01:04:20] Meow.

[01:04:20] Nice.

[01:04:21] Meow.

[01:04:22] Nice.

[01:04:23] The Guinness mustard.

[01:04:24] That came from Kelly, Ryan, and Michael.

[01:04:27] It's already half gone.

[01:04:28] They brought a few other things, too.

[01:04:29] Korean Lay's potato chips, Jack Daniel's cake.

[01:04:32] We ate that backstage.

[01:04:33] It was very good.

[01:04:34] Cool.

[01:04:35] And a bunch of other stuff.

[01:04:36] That's from Monica and her mom, Kit.

[01:04:38] Cool.

[01:04:39] Yeah.

[01:04:40] Guinness chocolates, too.

[01:04:41] It's in a Guinness can.

[01:04:42] I haven't gotten to that yet.

[01:04:44] The Holly Dolly Christmas tree, Brenda and Barbie.

[01:04:47] And then Pickleball Star, or the Pickleball ornament.

[01:04:50] And some local beer that I shared with the kids backstage.

[01:04:53] There's Pickleballs.

[01:04:53] That was all Riverside.

[01:04:55] They gave you Pickleballs.

[01:04:55] Oh, actual Pickleballs.

[01:04:57] Yeah, right.

[01:04:57] Those made at home.

[01:04:59] Yep, I packed them.

[01:05:00] Yep.

[01:05:00] That's from Brenda, Brian, and Tristan.

[01:05:03] So thank you, guys.

[01:05:04] This show was super fun.

[01:05:06] Are you with Pickleball still?

[01:05:07] I love Pickleball.

[01:05:08] Yes, I played last Monday.

[01:05:10] I can't play.

[01:05:12] As I told Nicole, well, I got to go up to Missouri.

[01:05:15] I'm going for the week.

[01:05:15] And she's like, so that's your way of telling me we're not playing Pickleball.

[01:05:19] I'm like, oh, shit.

[01:05:20] I forgot.

[01:05:21] Yeah, no.

[01:05:22] No, I can't.

[01:05:23] I promised I'd report to my mom's family room.

[01:05:27] All right.

[01:05:28] Let's do a quote by Cher.

[01:05:30] Okay.

[01:05:37] This is to newnownext.com in 2016.

[01:05:44] At 65, you have to retire and go eat dog food or whatever.

[01:05:50] Cher, who told you that?

[01:05:51] What is that?

[01:05:52] No one's telling anybody they have to go eat dog food.

[01:05:54] No.

[01:05:55] It's a shame to be discarded because of something that happens to everybody.

[01:05:59] Old is like an enemy you have to make peace with before you get there.

[01:06:03] Okay.

[01:06:04] Somebody needs to tell Cher that we don't eat dog food.

[01:06:06] No.

[01:06:07] We don't tell anybody.

[01:06:08] That book should have come out a decade ago.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] Dolly.

[01:06:13] Discussing her discovery of musical instrumentation in an article by Guidepost.

[01:06:21] I do not know what that is.

[01:06:24] Which, by the way, I have to say I forgot before I read this quote.

[01:06:29] I don't know what made me think of this.

[01:06:32] Megan and Harry.

[01:06:33] Oh, no.

[01:06:34] Yes.

[01:06:34] For you people who don't listen a lot, I'm not a fan.

[01:06:38] Right.

[01:06:39] Well, their Netflix special, it's a documentary about polo, which Netflix, again,

[01:06:49] who's in the goddamn meeting that says, you know what?

[01:06:53] Normal people don't have any idea what that's like.

[01:06:55] They're not going to relate to it.

[01:06:56] Right.

[01:06:57] You're going to look like a bunch of rich, spoiled assholes.

[01:06:59] Mm-hmm.

[01:06:59] Is that what you want to portray?

[01:07:01] Right.

[01:07:01] Well, even worse, and I did not know this.

[01:07:04] And he's not in it.

[01:07:05] No, he's not even in it.

[01:07:06] There's some guy named Nacho.

[01:07:07] Like, who fucking, nobody cares.

[01:07:09] That's his name, Nacho.

[01:07:11] I know.

[01:07:12] It would be better if it was Nachos.

[01:07:14] Right.

[01:07:15] Anyway, the cruelty to the horses is not lost in the trailer.

[01:07:20] They released the trailer this past week.

[01:07:22] Mm-hmm.

[01:07:22] The comments on YouTube, because I thought, hmm, because Harry, everybody thinks,

[01:07:28] oh, he's the child that walked behind Diana's thing and the sad little child.

[01:07:31] Harry has grown up.

[01:07:32] Right.

[01:07:32] Harry is not that boy anymore.

[01:07:34] Harry has done some shitty things.

[01:07:36] Yeah.

[01:07:36] One of them riding a pregnant horse, drizzle, and you have spurs on your feet,

[01:07:42] and kicking her until she died.

[01:07:45] Yeah.

[01:07:45] The horse died.

[01:07:47] Mm-hmm.

[01:07:47] Like, I don't get it.

[01:07:48] Right.

[01:07:48] Now, I'm not going to, this is all, I'm just telling you what I read in the YouTube.

[01:07:53] Here's the information.

[01:07:53] Here's the information in the YouTube comments that now Netflix has a massive problem on their hands

[01:08:00] because they look like they're supporting a sport that is cruel to horses.

[01:08:04] And for what reason?

[01:08:05] Right.

[01:08:05] Right.

[01:08:05] For amusement.

[01:08:06] Right.

[01:08:07] It's not like they're workhorses or, okay, this donkey is going to carry these avocados,

[01:08:11] and we need it.

[01:08:12] And there's a reason to use animals for work.

[01:08:14] This is for nothing but fun.

[01:08:16] Right.

[01:08:16] And then you're going to sit here, Harry.

[01:08:18] Now, this is what I will say, and I will take responsibility for this.

[01:08:21] You cannot lecture me on climate change when you are fucking flying horses around the world

[01:08:27] for shits and grins.

[01:08:29] Right.

[01:08:29] In a cargo plane.

[01:08:30] In a cargo plane.

[01:08:31] I worked at the Missouri Athletic Club.

[01:08:33] It's a rich person's club.

[01:08:34] Every city has one.

[01:08:36] It was in St. Louis.

[01:08:37] And a rich lady came up.

[01:08:39] I was like 25, no, probably 24 years old.

[01:08:43] And she said, oh, is this the office where someone could help me with a matter of being

[01:08:49] a member?

[01:08:50] And I'm like, well, it's the membership.

[01:08:51] Yeah, I can probably do that.

[01:08:53] Well, I need to fly my polo ponies to New Jersey.

[01:08:56] What?

[01:08:58] I go, do you play polo?

[01:09:01] I do.

[01:09:02] I said, oh, how fabulous.

[01:09:04] Aren't there horses when you get there?

[01:09:06] Well, apparently that is like a hillbilly ass statement, like saying, can't you just rent

[01:09:11] some golf clubs when you get to Pebble Beach?

[01:09:15] Right.

[01:09:15] Race guard.

[01:09:16] Right.

[01:09:19] She looked at me like I was just this hobo that fell out of a trash barrel in an alley.

[01:09:25] And then I was lectured on polo.

[01:09:28] And I'm like, whatever.

[01:09:29] I don't know how to do that.

[01:09:30] There's no Internet back then.

[01:09:32] I can't Google.

[01:09:33] How do I fly a horse from St. Louis to New Jersey in a cargo plane?

[01:09:37] No, I'm kidding.

[01:09:37] But I mean, they're flying.

[01:09:38] Anyway, if I was Netflix and we'll see if it happens, I would not air it.

[01:09:44] Right.

[01:09:44] Based on the trailer and the 18,000 comments that they either focused on, they're a bunch

[01:09:50] of rich, bored people or there's no storyline here.

[01:09:53] It's boring as all get out.

[01:09:54] Even if you approve of the horses and the hoop-da-da-da-da, it's boring.

[01:09:58] Yeah.

[01:09:59] But see, the horse.

[01:10:02] So out of touch with the shit.

[01:10:04] But how does Netflix sit there and say yes to this idea?

[01:10:08] Right.

[01:10:09] You know what I tell Harry?

[01:10:10] Okay, Harry, I know you don't want to be royal anymore.

[01:10:13] I get it.

[01:10:14] You're done.

[01:10:15] But you know what you are going to do?

[01:10:16] Because we gave you $100 million.

[01:10:18] Right.

[01:10:18] You're going to do one of our ideas.

[01:10:20] We're not doing your idea.

[01:10:21] And what you're going to do is you have to be in it.

[01:10:25] And you're going to take me to royal castles all over England.

[01:10:30] And you don't have to go to your own.

[01:10:32] You can skip your own house because I know you're not welcome there anyway.

[01:10:35] You don't have to go to Buckingham Palace.

[01:10:37] Take me to the Swedish one.

[01:10:38] There's all these little tiny countries like in Hallmark movies that still have royalty.

[01:10:42] And you host it.

[01:10:43] Right.

[01:10:44] You're going to be my slave.

[01:10:46] But you still get your $100 million.

[01:10:48] So you're technically not a slave.

[01:10:49] You're an employee.

[01:10:50] Right.

[01:10:50] But you know, we're not doing polo.

[01:10:53] No.

[01:10:53] We will see.

[01:10:54] These comments were so atrocious that I think there's a chance Netflix may not air it.

[01:10:59] Really?

[01:11:00] Yep.

[01:11:00] When's this supposed to come out?

[01:11:02] December 10th.

[01:11:03] So they have like a week to get their shit together.

[01:11:04] They have a week to have a meeting and go, do we just throw it in the trash?

[01:11:08] I've seen way, way better shit get thrown in the trash because of people changing jobs.

[01:11:14] Whatever.

[01:11:15] Ron White was in a really great thing a long time ago on HBO, for HBO.

[01:11:19] And it got thrown in the trash.

[01:11:20] It was with Billy Bob Thornton and Lily Tomlin.

[01:11:24] So, I mean, good stuff gets pushed aside.

[01:11:27] We can certainly throw out a pile of garbage.

[01:11:30] Right.

[01:11:31] And just, do you want the bullshit Netflix?

[01:11:34] Do you want that?

[01:11:35] I don't think.

[01:11:36] Yeah.

[01:11:36] Somebody will get fired and then they still have to deal with it.

[01:11:38] Well, right.

[01:11:39] You got to throw it in the trash and fire whoever greenlit the idea.

[01:11:42] Right.

[01:11:44] Before Thanksgiving.

[01:11:45] Well, you can wait till you have to do that.

[01:11:48] Here you go.

[01:11:49] Thank you.

[01:11:50] This was Dolly discovering her musical instrumentation.

[01:11:55] I took up guitar at age seven, making my first instrument out of an old mandolin and two bass strings.

[01:12:03] I put on concerts right on our porch.

[01:12:05] To look the part of a glamorous singer, I used mercuro chrome for lipstick, crushed pokey berries for rouge, and a burnt match for mascara.

[01:12:18] Something about poke berries.

[01:12:20] Yeah.

[01:12:20] What's a pokey berry?

[01:12:21] She had like a poke berry.

[01:12:23] Poke berry?

[01:12:24] I think pokey is tuna.

[01:12:27] Pokey is tuna.

[01:12:29] Pokeberry.

[01:12:29] I don't know what it is.

[01:12:30] I don't either.

[01:12:32] All right.

[01:12:34] The Kelsey Chiefs Hallmark movie comes out.

[01:12:38] Oh, the Hallmark movie.

[01:12:39] It was this Saturday.

[01:12:41] The Kelsey Chiefs.

[01:12:41] Maybe I'll live tweet it.

[01:12:43] Yeah, you are.

[01:12:43] The Kelsey, the Chiefs Hallmark.

[01:12:45] Is it for Hallmark?

[01:12:46] Something about, yeah, it is.

[01:12:49] Hallmark.

[01:12:50] What is it?

[01:12:51] What is it called?

[01:12:54] Christmas on the call.

[01:12:56] Christmas on the mall?

[01:12:57] No.

[01:12:58] One is called Holiday Touchdown.

[01:13:00] Holiday Touchdown.

[01:13:01] That's the one I was thinking of.

[01:13:02] Donna is the manager of a barbecue restaurant.

[01:13:06] Donna Kelsey is the manager of a barbecue.

[01:13:08] Okay.

[01:13:08] And then Christmas on Call.

[01:13:11] Christmas on Call.

[01:13:12] Mm-hmm.

[01:13:13] That's the second one she's in.

[01:13:15] Oh, she's in two?

[01:13:16] Yeah.

[01:13:21] Everybody's having fun.

[01:13:22] Good for Mama Kelsey.

[01:13:24] She's got something to do.

[01:13:26] Before Dad didn't get nothing?

[01:13:28] No.

[01:13:28] No?

[01:13:29] Oh.

[01:13:29] No.

[01:13:30] I think she cruises a lot.

[01:13:32] She goes on a lot of cruises of Disney.

[01:13:34] No, I don't know if they're Disney.

[01:13:35] No.

[01:13:36] They're not Disney.

[01:13:37] They're regular.

[01:13:37] She always, I, she thanks them and puts it on Instagram.

[01:13:43] Yeah.

[01:13:44] She could use a little help with somebody out there going, you know, this would be an idea

[01:13:48] for a fun video.

[01:13:50] Hers are very linear.

[01:13:52] Yeah.

[01:13:52] This is my room.

[01:13:53] Thank you.

[01:13:54] Yeah.

[01:13:57] But she just takes a picture.

[01:13:59] Yeah.

[01:13:59] Like, you could take, like, a four-second video.

[01:14:01] Oh, look.

[01:14:02] And let's open the door.

[01:14:02] And here's the ocean.

[01:14:03] Yay.

[01:14:04] You know, I don't think older people really think like that.

[01:14:08] I think they just think, capture what I see.

[01:14:11] Thank you.

[01:14:12] All right, Tarmusch.

[01:14:13] You have a good Thanksgiving.

[01:14:15] What are you taking to Thanksgiving?

[01:14:16] Well, I'm going to help my mom make the dressing because we don't like to eat anyone else's.

[01:14:20] Um, uh, and then I store bought pies.

[01:14:25] They're waiting for me.

[01:14:27] I got to pick them up.

[01:14:27] Oh, good.

[01:14:28] Pies are pain in the ass.

[01:14:28] Pies are pain in the ass.

[01:14:29] And I don't know how to do it.

[01:14:30] But I do, I do know how to make good dressing.

[01:14:32] And the problem is, the older my mom gets, the less people there were to cook for over

[01:14:36] the years.

[01:14:37] So then she'll hand me like a box the size of half of a shoe box and go, here's the dressing.

[01:14:43] I'm like, mom, there's 22 people coming.

[01:14:45] Right.

[01:14:46] Maybe 27, depending.

[01:14:48] Well, that's enough.

[01:14:49] No, it's fucking not.

[01:14:51] No, just because you decided that.

[01:14:53] So everything's tiny.

[01:14:54] Everything's little.

[01:14:55] She's like shrinking too.

[01:14:57] Like she's a, she's, I, she may just disappear.

[01:14:59] There may no be the death of my mom.

[01:15:02] There may just be, I don't know.

[01:15:03] I went over and she's not there.

[01:15:04] She's not there.

[01:15:05] She's gone.

[01:15:06] She's gone.

[01:15:06] Oh, she's just, oh, she did this tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny pack pocket pal.

[01:15:13] It's getting shorter.

[01:15:14] And then she told me she went and got her hair cut and that it's shockingly short.

[01:15:17] And I'm like, what are you doing?

[01:15:20] Why?

[01:15:21] Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?

[01:15:23] So I'm going to act not shocked.

[01:15:24] Okay.

[01:15:25] Yeah.

[01:15:25] You can do a video.

[01:15:26] Maybe you guys can cook together.

[01:15:29] Maybe I'll show you how much she thinks is enough for whatever she makes now.

[01:15:35] She thinks it's enough for 22 to 27 people.

[01:15:37] Uh-huh.

[01:15:38] That's crazy.

[01:15:39] Well, I made a cake.

[01:15:41] Mom, you know, it was this, it's, yeah, I don't, I, her proportions are just off.

[01:15:47] Yeah.

[01:15:48] Yeah.

[01:15:48] She forgets.

[01:15:49] Add it to the list.

[01:15:50] Well, that's the other thing.

[01:15:51] Some of her stuff now, I'm going to be there when the dressing's getting made because she,

[01:15:54] she gets real chintzy on stuff too, or she'll take the sage, she'll take the sage and just

[01:15:59] go like that.

[01:15:59] And I'll go, mom.

[01:16:00] Yeah.

[01:16:01] No, I'm not putting any, they don't, I'm not using any more of my sage.

[01:16:05] Like, how many times do you use sage, mom?

[01:16:07] What did that thing cost?

[01:16:08] Six dollars of your McCormick sage?

[01:16:10] I can go buy you a case of it.

[01:16:12] Yeah.

[01:16:12] If I do, will you please pour a shit ton on the dressing so it has taste?

[01:16:16] I've had the same pile of vanilla for 10 years.

[01:16:19] No, I'll have to, I'll just do it when she goes to bed.

[01:16:21] I wait until she goes to bed.

[01:16:22] You have to.

[01:16:23] And then I put all the extra stuff in it that should have been in there to begin with.

[01:16:26] And she won't listen to this because she doesn't know what quote time it's on.

[01:16:29] So, there you go.

[01:16:31] Come on.

[01:16:31] All right, termites, drive safe, fly safe if you're driving or flying.

[01:16:35] I don't have any podcasts for you to listen to while you're driving.

[01:16:40] Termites in the comments.

[01:16:43] Well, what do you mean termites in the comments?

[01:16:45] Well, termites, you could tell other people to listen to this one.

[01:16:48] But I was trying to give them something like a true crime one that I like so much, but

[01:16:51] I don't, I haven't, I was listening to the Karen Reed one about the Boston trial.

[01:16:58] The prosecutors.

[01:16:59] The prosecutors, yeah.

[01:17:00] Yeah.

[01:17:01] And then I wrapped that one up and then I ran out.

[01:17:03] So, if anybody wants to suggest anything too, that would be super duper helpful because

[01:17:08] I have three hour drives from Kansas City to the Ozark.

[01:17:12] A bunch.

[01:17:13] And then I have to drive to my sister's and blah, blah, blah, blah.

[01:17:17] I will drive carefully.

[01:17:19] I always do.

[01:17:19] I'm going to hang out with baby cat.

[01:17:21] Come over and see baby cat.

[01:17:23] I will.

[01:17:23] Yeah.

[01:17:24] She's disgusted.

[01:17:25] Once we get past this week, though, it's all golden.

[01:17:28] Normal schedule.

[01:17:29] Okay.

[01:17:29] Yeah.

[01:17:29] They can hang.

[01:17:30] They don't mind if I'm gone for like three days.

[01:17:33] They don't like much longer than that.

[01:17:35] That's when they're pissed.

[01:17:36] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[01:17:39] All right, termites.

[01:17:40] Sorry to babble on.

[01:17:41] Yeah.

[01:17:41] Have fun.

[01:17:42] Watch all the football if you're into it.

[01:17:45] Lots of fantasy going on.

[01:17:46] Speaking of which, I got to turn my phone on and check my team.

[01:17:50] And go get a tree if you want a Christmas tree.

[01:17:54] I'm going to film a video in December about parley beds.

[01:17:59] Yeah, I'll tell everybody what my parley.

[01:18:01] Well, I don't have one yet.

[01:18:05] I'll get it together then.

[01:18:07] Okay.

[01:18:08] Bye.