Episode 190: Learning Pickleball, The Benefits of Napping, & A Big Surprise at an Alabama Buc-ee’s

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_01]: yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to my... Welcome, welcome, welcome everybody. It is episode 190. That was my

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Stevie Nicks impression for any of you maybe new here. Welcome. You can't see it

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_00]: but if you're watching this on YouTube you would see I have a Stevie doll that

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_00]: has a taperee and has black boots. It looks just like Stevie. Well done. So many

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: things, termites. What am I drinking? Let's start right real fast with that. I'm

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_04]: drinking the Hipster Dance Party from what? Yeah it's from East National Brew

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Works. Delicious because I had a whole two days off here which I never have and

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I went to Morgan Wallen's new bar. Love it. Love it. Every floor, every floor.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_04]: What's amazing too is in those bars downtown there's a band on every floor

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_04]: and you never hear the other band. I don't know how much insulation they have,

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how you do it but... And then my friend Laura who's a flight attendant

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_04]: to Delta she went to Jon Bon Jovi's new bar. I didn't have time to get there. She

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: said they've... It's really awesome. Now yeah I don't even understand why he has a

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_04]: bar here. I don't get it. Johnny used to work on the dock. We don't have a dock.

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_04]: We have a lake dock but we don't have a real dock. Not like he's talking.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But whatever I mean he wanted one, he's got one. There you go. Hope that... And Laura

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_04]: says it's awesome so I'll check that out next time.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Somebody asked me to list on Twitter the bars that I like. I'd say my top

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_04]: three are Old School Honky Tonk, Nudie's. Old School Saloon, the bottom level of

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Nudie's. The top one is Tandy Talkers but no... And I love Tandy but nobody goes up

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_04]: there because it's too dark and the band got stuck in a corner. It's

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Mexican themed. It's like they have Mexican food. Food's really good if you're

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_04]: in the mood for Mexican downtown that's your best bet. I would say Old School

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Honky Tonk, Nudie's. Old School Saloon, Bootlegger's. New School Multi-Floor Bar,

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Morgan's. And I've been to everything except Jon Bon Jovi's. Food? You

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: go all the way to the rooftop to the Oasis which has a tiki thing design. I know I

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: can't, I can't. Whatever. I really want to go to the third floor that's private

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: that's Trisha's fancy area but I don't know how you do that. Maybe I'll go rent

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: it see what that costs. And then go now what's that cost for Trisha to pop in

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: here and bring me a chicken finger? Her chicken fingers are available on the

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: rooftop and they're worth the hike because the elevator system there is

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_04]: weird. It says like for employees only but then sometimes they put you in

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: there. It's just easier to walk if you can. If you can and bring your ID. Now

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_04]: they're IDing everyone. Justin Timberlakes I've eaten there at the 120 club.

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Well I've eaten at the fancy one too. 1230 club whatever that even means. I

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: don't does that mean something? Does he have a song? I don't I can't kick up

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_04]: with the children. The children. Justin's in trouble right now. He can't be running

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_04]: around. There was a tiny tiny DUI incident. The food's great yeah and it's

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like middle of the road. Well the 1231. That's just like normal. I had a

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: prime rib sandwich on French bread it was great. A lot of sandwiches like and then

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: the other ones more for dinner and there's music up there. So that short

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: review that somebody asked me on Twitter where would I go? I'm giving you each

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_04]: category and that's what I would do. Trying to think if there's anything I

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: love it's losers is now called swinging doors. Other way around okay that's just

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: one black off the main deal and then for the river view I would go to Acme feed

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: and seed to the roof because then you can see the whole river and it's never

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: that crowded up there. And Tootsies is iconic. You got to go in. Yeah you have to.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It's yeah unless you have dust allergies there's a lot of things that haven't

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_04]: been dusted in probably 150 years but that's why I like it but I could also

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_04]: see people with allergies just going Jesus Christ and just having a lot.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway that was a review that only two people asked for on I don't remember

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Twitter or Instagram. And and for the for the political bots that are attacking me

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_04]: attacking me I won't have that fire. Yeah being attacked by bots because clearly

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: it took them a long time. It took them two weeks to put in the algorithm

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: childless cat lady and now but you can tell they're a bot. You click on their

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_04]: profile they have one follower they have a AI picture and then they only tweet

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_04]: hateful things. Yeah but the childless cat lady is not political. A man said that

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_04]: and he said we're ruling the world. Does it look like I'm in charge of shit? I'm

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: sitting here with a Stevie Nicks doll and Buffalo style mayonnaise dressing. I

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: am NOT running anything. My childless cat and my childless dog friends. Now Stevie

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: and Tay Tay might secretly be running things I don't know. And they are

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: childless cat ladies. I don't know. No Cher's got kids. Who else?

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Tanya's got kids she's out. Yeah you know what I'm saying. So it's just about a guy

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: saying something. Has nothing to do with politics. It's about you shouldn't have

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: said that. You should not have said that and I will not back down. No I won't back

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: down. I will not back down to the bots. The bots though who's ever paying those

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Russian bots to fight for that team must have not paid their monthly dues

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: because it took two weeks for them to catch on to that. I'm always aware

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: because sometimes my mom will scan Facebook and then go people are writing

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_04]: mean. Get off Facebook. Get off my Facebook page. It's just gonna upset you.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we eating? Well we're gonna try this. This is all the way from Italy. My

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: friend Alex who works at the Delta Lounge in the club in Nashville brought

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: me these. Oh my god he has this friend bring them back from Italy. It's called

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Fiesta. It's like a it's chocolate with like a vanilla cake inside. Yeah very well

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: done and I have a whole thing. Yeah and I'm going to see my mom so I'll take him

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: up there. She'll be jacked up. That'll jack her up. Here you go mom. Let's go

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: play more in five golf holes huh? Nope she quits at five. I'm like what? Yeah.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_04]: She gets hot and tired after five holes so we have to quit. Yeah and I'm like I

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_04]: think I just paid for 18 but all right. Thankfully there's a there's a woman

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: that works at one of the golf clubs that's known our whole family forever

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_04]: named Andy. She's great and occasionally she'll just give me the wink and the nod

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: if I got crazy legs. I'll see you guys in a half hour. Okay be right back. I'll

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_02]: put the cart back where I found it. Don't worry about that. Yeah no I'm gonna make

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: her go for at least nine. Carolina style barbecue chips. I'm not sure oh I think I

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_04]: think these came. You brought them back. I think I brought these back yeah mm-hmm.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the Utz again if that's how you say it. They're really good. They kind of

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: taste like Lays, Hanover, Pennsylvania. I'm gonna have to go to that factory once.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I love everything they produce and it is Carolina style. It tastes like

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Carolina barbecue. Mm-hmm. Good for them. Way to go Utz. We're gonna try some I like

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: anything Kraft because why? I have the palate of a nine-year-old Midwest person.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I know it's all gonna catch up with me one day but that day ain't here right now is it?

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_04]: No no. Buffalo mayonnaise. Mm-hmm. Let's see how it oh there's not that many

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: calories only 80. Kraft Heinz. Oh this is Teresa. Kraft is Heinz? I didn't know that.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_04]: So it's Teresa Heinz. John Kerry's bazillionaire wife. Years ago that

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_04]: happened? Well I only know Heinz's is ketchup. I don't think of them as other

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_04]: stuff. Buffalo mayonnaise. Oh the kicks at the end. Oh yeah no I was just thinking

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: my nephew Xavier like he I don't know this is for college too. Well you just

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_04]: want your sandwich hot. You just want to blow your brains out like I can't taste

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: anything oh my god well that'll make you taste you know it's who the chips are

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_04]: for too. For the children. Green goddess Hidden Valley Ranch.

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Hidden Valley probably my second favorite. Count always count on a dressing. Where

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: is Hidden Valley? I don't think it's there I think it's out west. Maybe I just

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_04]: made that up in my head. I might have. I don't even remember last week's episode

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: how could I remember what I've done? Oakland California. It's a hidden valley

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: that's why you can't find it. It's hidden. I remember green goddess dressing being

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_04]: very popular with the old people when I was a kid. It was a Midwest finest

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: dressing. If they had green goddess you knew you were at the right place.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very tangy and it's got a thing at the end that's weird.

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_04]: No no I'll have a drink of my beer. Let's put that aside. Oh my god all right that's

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: all we're trying today. Holy shit Joe where am I going? Let's talk about the road. Let's

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_04]: talk about the road. Shall we? This weekend Hampton Beach New Hampshire with the very

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_04]: funny Kelly McFarland. Kelly has a brand new website too if you want to see what she does.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very nice. I wonder if I single white female it if she'll even notice. It's a

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_04]: very fun website. Anyway August 24th that's this weekend. Labor Day. The Venetian. Lewis

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_04]: just got back said he loved it. He went to the sphere but he was mad because I guess

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_04]: there's some sort of impediment now you can't walk. You used to be able to walk through all

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_04]: the hotels to get there. You got to go outside. Now I will side with Lewis it was 107 degrees

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_04]: and he had to walk a mile. He didn't see a show. You can go in in the day I guess and

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_04]: take a tour a self-guided tour so I'm going to do that on behalf of all the termites to

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_04]: tell you my review of that Labor Day weekend. And then September Tarrytown Wilmington Delaware

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Columbus Ohio Lexington Kentucky Oklahoma City Dallas Texas Foxwoods Casino. If you

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_04]: don't when I say Foxwoods if you don't know what it means you don't live close enough to

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_04]: come anyway or you're not a diehard gambler. And then New York City Town Hall October Troy

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_04]: New York Burlington Vermont Salt Lake City Spartanburg South Carolina Wilmington North

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Carolina Edmonton and Calgary going all the way up to Canada. So where's the Canadians?

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah what it what's up with the Canadians? I'm excited though to go in fall and I might

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: just shoot up to Banff early. You want to Banff? I'm going. I want to see it in the fall. I've

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: only seen it in the summer. It's so pretty. I'm hoping maybe one or two bears will be

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_04]: left by November. The last the last little pigster bears that want one more meal before

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_04]: they run away. Who's still hungry? Come out. I want to see him. I want to see him. I want

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: to see him. Oh yeah that's good. What I did learn this week before we get started I learned

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: how to play pickleball with my friend Nicole. And I you know everybody goes oh that's what

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_04]: all the old people are doing. Well let me there was a shit ton of young people up there.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: A shit ton. And they're they're kind of court hogs. So I don't know. I need to go back to

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_04]: college. They were like college age. I'm like you where do you belong? Where do you

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_04]: go? It's time to get you all out of here so grandma here can play some fall pickleball

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: and not be disturbed by Sydney. Yeah. Yeah it was so fun and it's so small. Like here's

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_04]: the thing. I know everybody that I said I was going to go play are like careful there's

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_04]: most injuries in the United States of America. I know I don't want to tear an ACL. The parts

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I have are the last parts I'm going to go out on. Like I'm trying to make sure that

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_04]: they're OK. But if you don't really go after it hard then you're not going to hurt yourself.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But I also know some of my friends. Laureen for instance, very competitive person, played

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_04]: tennis and they can't just let a ball go. Well this lady can. Oh it bounced three times.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't care. I'm just going to go over there and hit it when I get to it. I'm not going

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_04]: to go because I can see there's a lot of abrupt stopping and I ran into a fence. What?

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Well they're in very tight space and I'm playing outside. I did find some indoor ones though

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: for the winter time. I'm like what about winter? Wow you're addicted. Already. You're into

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_04]: it. Yeah I loved it. I did. I loved it. And then a termite, Jerry the tax guy, Jeremy,

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: sorry, Jeremy the tax guy. Here's a little information when you're thinking about what

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_04]: is this pickleball thing? Well it was invented by three dads on vacation with their kids.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: The mom told the dads to give the kids something to do to keep them out of the cabin. They

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_04]: were trying to play badminton but couldn't find a birdie which is also called I learned

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_04]: shuttlecock. I had no idea. So they tried different balls and rackets finding the best

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: combo with a wiffle ball and ping pong paddles. I think that's why I was kind of okay at it

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_04]: too because me and my brothers played ping pong forever in the basement. Yeah I mean

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not saying I'm Chinese good like the people you saw in the Olympics. No I'm not like nothing

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_04]: like that but for a Midwest basement I was respectable. I had to put five bucks on me,

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_04]: no more than that just five. My serves weren't very good. Then they gave, they lowered the

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: net to give the chance of spiking. I think that's why I like it too. Shorties have every

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: chance. Although Nicole's husband Mark who's enormously tall was on my team at one point

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_04]: and I didn't have to do anything. That was my favorite game. He was just like a giant

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_04]: orangutan up there just meow meow meow and I just stood in the back in case he missed

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: one because we are elderly. I'm like I'll just be a floater back here. That would be

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_04]: a great position, the floater. It was decided that sitting in the front of the net was

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_04]: unfair so they said you had to stay out of the front part of the court. To help the kids

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: remember they called it the kitchen as the moms told and the dads to stay out of the

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: kitchen. So I get it. That's why they call it that. Yeah there's hardly any rules. Well

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. You don't have to have them. There probably are. I mean I'm not going to

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_04]: be on ESPN at any point so I don't really. Thank you Jeremy the tax guy from Seattle.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That's then I didn't I did. Do you like it as much as golf? Do I like it as much as golf?

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_04]: No. No. No. I'm never going to like anything as much as golf. Fishing. It's a tie. Yeah.

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a tie. But fishing you can only do certain times of year. Golf pretty much. I

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: don't know. In the Midwest and South you're good until December 1st and pick it right

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_04]: back up March. So no. It's your off season. That's right. Alright moving on people if

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_04]: you want to play pickleball and it's cheap. The courts are free. There's a bazillion of

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: them around here. Or there's a small charge. They do a small charge. They do a charge?

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_07]: No not here but some of them do. I'm like I didn't pay anybody. You belong to the club.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Well yeah but I mean I don't know. It's cheap. The rackets aren't much. The balls aren't

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_04]: much. What did you think of the dinking? The noise? Well I saw that 60 minutes or

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: whatever I saw and I think if you live next to one it could just slowly drive you insane.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. There's a neighbor I have that drives me slowly insane because every single day

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_04]: he cuts his yard. What are you doing? That's why when people go what are you most proud

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: of that you've done? It's not what I have done. It's what I haven't done. Every day

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to shoot him with a pellet gun and I don't do it. I don't. I refrain myself.

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I know a pellet gun won't. It's not going to kill him. It's not going to injure him.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It will startle the shit out of him though. I've gotten hit by one. A pellet gun doesn't

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_04]: even like even the geese are like stop. But it won't work. I want to so I'm proud that

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't done that. He's a psycho. Like what the fuck? This riding lawn mower comes out

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: every day. There's no more grass to cut dude. I'll stop. Shout out to Baby Cab Brewery.

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_04]: They're opening a second location. Yes in downtown Bethesda. Very excited. That's the

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_04]: co-founder that announced that and I just can't wait to get there one day. Yeah that

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_04]: doesn't even mean anything to the general public really unless you're in Bethesda. Then

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_04]: you got a second Baby Cab Brewery coming and that's exciting for you. Good job. Moving

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_04]: on to Queen News. Queen. Queen. Well this is so exciting for this particular person.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: So Stevie Nicks was rushed during the to the hospital when she was over in Scotland and

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_04]: a butler took her and then she did not know it and he did not know it. He went to her

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_04]: concert. She didn't know he was there and then she told the whole story and said his

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_04]: name on stage and he was so excited and then there's a selfie of him in his butler outfit

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_04]: and then there's a selfie of him at the Stevie concert. That's fantastic. So let me see.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The castle butler who whisked Stevie away to a hospital in Scotland after she suffered

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_04]: an infection has shared his gratitude after the singers thanked him on stage. She told

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_04]: an audience of 14,000 people how a quick thinking butler in Scotland named Simeon helped her

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_04]: as she suffered a medical drama. But can you imagine being there and you're just like because

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_04]: he said we do all kinds of shit for famous people and if there is a thank you it's very

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_04]: low key. It's not like from stage. Yeah. He said he no idea she was going to recount

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: the incident more or less thank him on stage as a butler we're used to working in the

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_04]: background. It's not unusual to do amazing and difficult things but a thank you is always

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_04]: very private. No one will ever know the things I've done. I have never given it another thought.

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He's so cute and he's got his little Stevie shirt on. Looking after Stevie she was extremely

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_04]: kind and friendly even in this high stress situation it was my pleasure and honor to

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_00]: help. Stevie said from stage I don't know what happened I just got this weird infection

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_00]: and it went crazy. Oh my gosh that's not good when you're 76. I was staying at this fabulous

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_04]: castle and I looked at my assistant it was 2 a.m. and said what? I don't even have an

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_04]: assistant on the road but if I did I would hope that person's asleep at 2 a.m. She's

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_04]: a night owl though. So this wonderful man named Simeon threw us in his BMW blah blah

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_04]: blah there you go he's been a butler for 12 years. Good for you Simeon that's exciting.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Dolly Queen news. Oh she's making lipsticks. What? Nice. It never stops. The machine never

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_04]: stops. Yes and they're all covered in crystals the cases. She has a new cosmetics collection

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_04]: it'll take you from 9 to 5 and beyond looking flawless. She announced on Instagram on August

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_04]: 14th that her beauty line would be coming sooner and her fans flooded it with comments.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They're so exciting there's a 4 lipstick capsule and the bullets are naturally covered in crystals

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: because we expect nothing less. The shades are Jolene Red, Honey Plum, Rosebud and Birthday

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Suit and include a bright red, a mauve, a nude and a deep purple shade. I can't see

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_04]: her wearing purple. I guess. They will retail for $20 a piece. Is that a lot? 20? No. Cause

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_04]: the one of the Dior ones that well I got one for the twins and well I got a few and

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: they were like $40 and then they got lost. That's the last time you bought a lipstick.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like a lip but yeah they're like $40. So there you go $20 is good. I don't know

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_04]: where it's going to be for sale. It doesn't really say but there we go. Update! I got

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_04]: some good updates. So Banksy's latest work and I think it's his last one of this animal

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: thing in London appeared on the London Zoo gate and they unlike others are very happy.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, it was the shutters of the zoo so when it goes brrr they bring the thing down at

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_04]: night you're going to see a gorilla holding up a blanket letting seals out. That's what

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_04]: it looks like. Yeah a sea lion and birds. It's the ninth one to appear in all these

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: days in London which is awesome. People think it's the last. I don't know why they're saying

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: that. He said the staff had no idea who was coming to the zoo. I'm surprised. Well I guess

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: they don't care at night who's out there. I've never been in London. That's what I mean.

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Cameras? I don't know. They got the whole map if you happen to be in London. They said

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: it's his final work last week. That's it. There's only one that's been taken down for

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_04]: sure. That billboard one and then they have a map. If you're in London and you like Banksy

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_04]: or any kind of weird art or animals, just animals, get on out there. Tay Tay had rain

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_04]: in London I saw and apparently a bunch of technical glitches. For the children. It's

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_04]: fine. Everybody looked very happy in the pictures. They probably don't even know it's happening.

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't know. How would you know? There's so much shit going on. I wonder if she's sick

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_04]: of it too. I would be but I'm not really a good barometer. You would just get sick of

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_04]: being gone this long. I don't know. Can you change your dances up? I can change my words

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_04]: every night. I never get bored on stage. Never. Sometimes I want to be home more. I don't

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_04]: like being gone quite as much. I never get bored with stage. I don't know. You're singing

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_04]: the same songs, doing the same dances. Not a lot of leeway there. You better tell your

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_04]: dancers. Update! This is so great. This is why I'm proud of my state. We don't commit,

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_04]: well we do commit a lot of normal crimes but when you hear something super fucked up, the

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_04]: odds are it's coming from Missouri, well always Florida but that's just the norm there. That's

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: been arrested in the alleged scheme to defraud Elvis Presley's family. She was going to

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_04]: sell Graceland. This is the lady. I've talked about this before but a little tiny recap.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_04]: She Kimberling, Missouri, I had never heard of it. It's down by Branson. Let me just tell

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_04]: you what we got in Branson. We got some great golf. We have Elvis' cousin appearing on the

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: main strip, in case you're interested. I don't know his name, I forget but he's advertised

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_04]: as Elvis' cousin. Elvis I think now we've got Jerry Presley. We have a little bit of

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_04]: meth. There's some meth. We have a meth crowd down there too. You just got to be aware of

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: all the things. The golf is stellar. It's beautiful. A lake. We have a lake down there.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Table Rock Lake. It's great. Used to go as a kid. Big Cedar Lodge. One of my favorite

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_04]: places on earth. Anyway, but the little, the con men, the fraudsters, all the nice

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_04]: terms you want to use. Well this lady lives down there. She's been doing a version of

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_04]: this her whole life. But she went big. She went for I'm selling Graceland. Fuck you guys.

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm putting it on Saturday. And she said like immediately. There's an auction on Saturday.

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That is so hillbilly to go I'm just going to put a sign up that says live auction Saturday

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: of Graceland. I mean sell somebody else's house. Especially like Branson does have a

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: lot of homes that are second homes and people go down in the summer but they don't live

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_04]: there. Sell one of those. It's empty. For Christ's sake there's tours at Graceland every

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_04]: day of thousands of people. My friend Dee Dee who has the keys to the front door. Because

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I wanted to text Dee Dee afterwards but I don't know I got to get on a flight or something.

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Hey are you going to be part of the live auction at Graceland on Friday? I mean just like what

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_04]: the actual. This is when you've actually and she's 53 years old. A woman was arrested

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Friday morning in connection with an alleged scheme blah blah blah. She was going to sell

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Graceland. She's alleged to have orchestrated the scheme to conduct the sale of Graceland.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Why not go for the White House? If you're going this big. But Graceland's a lot closer

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_04]: to Missouri so if you're thinking big famous mansion near me it's Graceland. She googled

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_04]: it. Yeah she did. She put famous mansions near me. The Justice Department. She orchestrated

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_04]: a scheme to conduct the sale of Graceland by falsely claiming that Presley's daughter Lisa

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Marie prior to her death had pledged the famous estate as collateral for a loan she hadn't

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_04]: repaid. Now here's what always amazes me too and makes me laugh. Hillbillies work so hard

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_04]: at these scams when you could just go get a job. But no they don't really want. They

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_04]: don't want to work like that. They want to work like this. So but I mean what this lady

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_04]: did go through with I would have never been able to figure out. I don't have the scamster

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_04]: fraudster gene. As part of her brazen scheme we allege this is the prosecutors. The defendant

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Janet Finley or less it was a person Lisa. Okay fine. Of Kimberly Missouri's charge.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait this is out of order. She posed as three different people as affiliated with a fake

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_04]: private lender. So she made up a lending institution called Nossany Investments. A fake lender

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_04]: and then she's three other people associated with said fake lender. She claimed that the

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_04]: only she borrowed three point eight million dollars in 2018. This is her claim. She used

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Graceland as collateral. I mean document forged documents signatures fraudulent foreclosure

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_04]: notice for sale for the Graceland estate in Memphis. It's ridiculous. She allegedly sent

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_04]: an email to one of the aliases using one of the aliases to the attorneys of actress

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Riley Keough. That's Lisa Marie's daughter about the fake loan threatening to foreclose.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: So she made up all these documents and the financial institutions that she emails Riley

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_04]: and says FIO your mom who's now deceased owed us three point eight million in her collateral

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: was Graceland. She holla back or we're having a live auction on Saturday bitches and those

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: things start early squirrely. You got to get there about seven which means we got

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_04]: to clean the house make sure it looks good. So we're going to have to get up about three

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_04]: and then we'll be ready for everybody. And if it's like my mom's yard sale people are

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_04]: going to get there early even though you tell them not to. They'll be lining up at

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_04]: six. She sent the email July July of twenty twenty three seven months after Lisa Marie

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_04]: died. She allegedly bought Finley then allegedly allegedly sought I'm sorry two point eight

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_04]: million dollars from the Presley estate to settle the fake claim by fabricating loan

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_04]: documents hot glue documents. I mean how do you fucking do that. Like I went to college

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_04]: and finished. I'm sure Lisa did not. I'm guessing you shouldn't say that. I don't know that

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't have the first clue. No no. I don't even understand the one I have signed. I've

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_04]: signed loans for boats and cars and houses. I have no idea what I just go hurry up. How

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_04]: long does this take. Give me the money. I got to go. I got to go. I'll pay you back.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll pay you back. I promise. She filed a fake creditor's claim in a Los Angeles court

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: in a court and a fake deed of trust with the Shelby County Registrar's Office in Memphis.

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a Department of Justice has gotten this far with this lady. I'm sure if you work

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: at the DOJ and you're used to like El Chapo and you know I said and then you're like who's

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Lisa Finley. Did you click what. So the hillbilly in Missouri did all this. She published several

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_04]: fraudulent foreclosure notices in the commercial appeal a Memphis newspaper. She put it in

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_04]: the newspaper. First of all who's still reading the newspaper for foreclosures. I mean even

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_04]: the old people know to go to the facial book. We don't even my parents don't even go anymore.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_04]: They wouldn't even look. They well they look at the paper online for obituaries anyway.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what drew global attention. She was going to auction it to the highest bidder

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_04]: on May 23rd.

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh my God.

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_06]: Specifically ready for Labor Day.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Gnossany Investments was sued by Riley Keilbert. But picture you Riley. This young girl is

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: trying to be an actor. She was very good in that show. She's for real. She's not just

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_04]: some grandkid of Daisy and whatever. And then you get a call in the middle of the day. Hey

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_04]: they're going to auction off your grandpa's house on Saturday. What. Now you got to drop

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_04]: everything call a lawyer like what the fuck.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Fly to Memphis.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. Jesus. I would it might have been my first thing. Can I docu sign. Do I have to

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_04]: come there. Really. No I can't. Well I mean she's been busy youngster like.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_04]: She Riley stopped it and a judge blocked the auction at the 11th hour but it made it that

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_04]: close you know she was already driving to Memphis. Lisa I got an option on Saturday.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't be stopped.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Then she tried to blame someone else for the whole mysterious scheme after it attracted

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_04]: global attention. Finley allegedly wrote to representatives of Elvis's family the Tennessee

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_04]: court and the media to claim falsely that the person responsible for this game was a

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Nigerian identity thief.

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_04]: See she blames it on Nigeria. Now let's all just say Nigeria does have a reputation for

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_04]: doing some seedy things and questionable scams. She knew that she heard of that. She

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_04]: had a lot of aliases Lisa Holden Lisa Hall Gregory Nassany. Oh yeah. Kurt Nassany goes

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_04]: on and on and on. They were able to trace the aliases and the fake private lender back

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: to Finley. The phone number and business address for Nassany invested listed in the

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_04]: fall were linked to her. An email connected to the business phone was also linked to her.

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The email used to submit the fake foreclosure notice was Lisa Holden her other identity.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean making up identity like who knows how to do all this. I want a movie about this so

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I can understand how to do it in the event comedy doesn't work and I have to become a

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_04]: fraudster. I want to know I'm not going big I'm not going stupid I'm not going to do

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Graceland. I'm going to do a house I know people don't come down to in the winter and

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_04]: they're going to come in the summer and go oh shit who's living in our house and I'm

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_04]: going to be across the lake going.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_04]: She faces a mandatory two years in prison for aggravated at a maximum of 20 years in

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_04]: prison for mail mail fraud. She's done this a lot though but I'm at a much lower level.

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: She's hurt a lot of people. I'm sure there's a lot of people going I knew it. I'm so

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_04]: happy. As a Memphian I know that Graceland is a national treasure. The defendant

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: allegedly used a prison scheme to try to defraud.

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The notary the notary she made up is a real person. She just took her identity. She's

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_04]: like I didn't do that. I have no idea. Mm hmm. I've also wondered about notaries

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_04]: though. This is this is not for the children. Well like you'll call a I don't know a

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_04]: UPS thing or something like that and they'll go yeah we have a notary. You just go up

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_04]: and it's a person with a stamper. I mean I know you got to get a certificate.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I know I do the fingerprint and then they go there you go. All right. I'm not

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_04]: shitting on them. I just don't. It doesn't seem all that legal in the places I've done

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_04]: it now maybe in the Ozarks we don't have nice well nice places for that. It just

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: seems like I can run up to a little store. There's a UPS store. Yes.

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. I don't know it seems like something you should have to do in a law

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_04]: office. I don't know. She's selling Gracelyn off a fake notary. Just. I don't

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_04]: really care. I don't want it to be in law office for the record. I should undo

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_04]: what I just said to the universe because I like the fact that when I do need one

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I just go up to Emily at the UPS and she'll show me pictures of her baby goats.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just a wonderful experience. El Mayo. Oh no. Update. This is he's going to

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_04]: tell us how he was captured. He says he didn't get on that plane voluntarily

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_04]: that ended up in El Paso and now his ass is grass for the rest of his life.

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Guess who's in trouble. Well it's El Chapo's son that did all this. Ismael

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_04]: El Mayo Zambada. What a fabulous name. He said it was not a voluntary surrender

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_04]: but a result of a betrayal by Joaquin Guzman Lopez son of El Chapo. Oh wait I'm

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_06]: going to get to the good part. When a drug lord says betrayal you gotta watch out.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah well you know here's what I'm not sure El Chapo's son's siblings have

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_04]: thought about. You have now pissed off the El Mayo clan. So I don't know how many

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_04]: kids this guy had or grandkids but it's going to be the people that live down

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_04]: there are terrified because it's just going to be probably an all out war of

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_04]: just we're going to kill all of you or you're going to kill all of us one way

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_04]: or the other. This is how it's going down. OK so this is what happened he says.

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He was told to come meet El Chapo's kid to mediate a dispute between local

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_04]: political leaders so and so and so and so about some land. Believing this to be

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_04]: a standard gathering involving high level decisions Zambada agreed to attend.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Now here's what I love about the show Narcos anytime there's a high level

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_04]: meeting meeting it's always at someone's fabulous home and then outside there's

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_04]: a fabulous outside area and it's super hot which I love and everyone's shooting

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_04]: hot tequila and usually smoking cigs. I'm in. I mean I quit smoking but I might

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_04]: restart for that just because it's hot. I don't even love tequila per se by

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_04]: itself. And hot tequila. No I like it cold better but for that environment.

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_04]: No yeah you can't look like a total. Yeah I would look. Yeah that would not

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_04]: be a good look. So anyway he attended the meeting. However upon arriving at

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_04]: the location he noticed an unusual number of armed men dressed in military

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_04]: uniforms. So that's like in the movie Narcos you walk in and go oh I'm

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: fucked. I fell right for it. Still he continued with the meeting trusting his

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: longstanding relationship with those involved as Zambada describes it. The

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: moment he stepped into a darkened room and he was ambushed a group of men

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_04]: assaulted me knocked me to the ground and placed a dark colored hood over my

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_04]: head. The notion that I had surrendered or cooperated voluntarily is completely

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_04]: and unequivocally false. He was then flown in a private plane to El Paso.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Now you know I don't know if you've been kidnapped. I don't know how this works.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And we got termites that are Narcos Narcos lawyers. Anybody.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This guy's been on the run. He's 76 years old. He avoided the limelight

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_04]: focusing instead on strategic operations maintaining control over it. See I'll

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_04]: bet you guess what. Oh my oh it wasn't doing children children listen pay

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: attention posting on Instagram. Right. Right. He probably if anything has a

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_04]: flip phone that would be and it changes every day. Smart. I mean if this

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_04]: is I'm not advocating I'm just saying if you're going to do it do it right. And

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_04]: the old people just because they weren't given the technology they're not used to

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: it so they figured out how to do it. And the young people for that kind of gig

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_04]: you got to go backwards in time now forwards and not forward. No no. So I

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: don't know. We're going to keep on it because if he was actually forcibly

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_04]: taken I don't know. But now he's in custody. Yes. So they don't care. Did he

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_04]: get on that plane by himself or was he kidnapped. He gave a whole statement.

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Not going to read it's too hard but is it in Spanish. No they printed it in

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: English. Well I'm sure he gave it in Spanish. Yeah. You like me to read out

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_04]: loud in Spanish. Sure I would try. Before I get into. Oh shit they found it.

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we watching. Well I got suckered into clickbait. It's on Netflix.

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I like it. It's there's times where it's a little cheesy. It's about a murder and

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_04]: it's about a clickbait thing online and it's it's good. I'll give it a B. It's

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_04]: a B. And then I watched the Lazy Peterson thing. It's a three episode deal. Very

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_04]: good. But was missing things. So that again is going to get a B minus because

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_04]: the biggest thing about the Lazy Peterson murder to me and they did not put this

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_04]: in the show. So when when little Scott Peterson I think is a murderer and a

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_04]: liar and a psychopath when he said he was going fishing that day there were old

[00:40:10] [SPEAKER_04]: men up at the bay and those old men testified we were just very friendly

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_04]: saying hey man what are you going fishing. What are you trying to catch

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_04]: today. You know what he fished for. Normal question. And he said something

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: that didn't he wouldn't even be in the well it'd be in the bay but that's not

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_04]: the season for it. It's like saying I'm going bass fishing in the middle of

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: January. It makes no sense. No you're not going to most likely you're not going

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_04]: to make no sense. So like that wasn't in there. And that to me means he wasn't

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_04]: fishing at all. What was he really doing dumping a body. Blah blah blah. Anyway

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_04]: it's a good recap. It's kind of like the OJ thing was. But now there is another

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: one of his tapes on Paramount Plus. Oh Peacock. OK. But I also don't know how

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_04]: long I can sit around and listen to a malignant narcissist psychopath just

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_04]: lie their asses off. Eventually you just blah blah blah blah blah blah. You get

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_04]: tired of it. So I don't know. I'll give it a whirl though. I've got three holy

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: shits. They found it. This is so fun for a little girl. South Coast of Wales.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Little girl. Let me see how much it says. It says a little girl. Yeah. Anyway

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_04]: she found a mother and daughter made an extraordinary discovery. Footprints

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_04]: dating back a staggering 200 million years confirming the presence of

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_04]: dinosaurs in Wales. Yeah. And they there's 75. Well they're 30 inches apart

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_04]: making human humans look more like ants. The National Museum of Wales. They said

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_04]: it belonged to a dinosaur called a sauropod or morpha due to their immense

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_04]: size. Yeah. They got all excited when they called the mom and daughter. I guess

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_04]: they took pictures and shit. I think they should give the kid a trophy of a

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: dinosaur foot. Oh yeah. Wouldn't that be great. She's 10. Tegan and her mother

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Claire. Yeah. So good for them. She should get a trophy. This is my research

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_04]: assistant Heather out in Phoenix. How hot is it Heather? 150. Still hot. Well

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and Heather is a Midwestern person and sometimes I don't think Midwest people

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_04]: understand what's gonna happen when you move to Phoenix. Yeah. You have to keep

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_04]: a place in Wisconsin to escape Phoenix for the summer just for the summer. This

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_04]: is crazy. Huge teeth found in Norwich belong to extinct walrus like animal

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_04]: that vacuumed prey into its mouth. Stop it. Yeah. Analysis of the teeth suggest

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_04]: it was a walrus relative. There was a suction feeder and once roamed the North

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Sea. Yeah. The teeth were found in the UK and Belgium. Yeah. It was a newly

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_04]: described species of extinct marine carnivore. It looked like a modern day

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: walrus. These pictures look like a modern day walrus. There was so much

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_04]: stuff floating around back then. That could just do crazy shit. So good for

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_04]: them. And the last one archaeologists in Spain discover a possible hidden 2000

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_04]: year old Roman, a whole nother empire. Wow. Archaeologists in Spain have

[00:43:49] [SPEAKER_04]: discovered a possible hidden Roman Empire for from over 2000 years ago.

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. Researchers it's always the University of Cadiz or Cadiz. Cadiz

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_04]: exploring the area of Sierra to Cadiz region. They're hoping to find they were

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_04]: just trying to find remnant remnants of ancient life there. They came across 57

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Roman Empire sites, which they believe are all connected based on trade routes

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_04]: and communication routes. It's what a great job. It's amazing. So we will keep

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_04]: going as they find out what the hell is really going on there. There's so much

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: stuff like right there, though in that area. There's nothing here. What am I

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_04]: going to dig for? Somebody's Civil War, you know, like a little flask pouch.

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Look, got a little Confederate flag on it. Missouri could be either Confederate or

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Union. Yeah, maybe I'll go for the Civil War stuff. Moving on to news

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_04]: charlates. Burning Man. Oh no. What about the children? What's happening?

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_04]: It's falling apart. Burning Man festival for more than a decade tickets to

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Burning Man. You could not pay me. You if you ever saw me here, I would have been

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_04]: kidnapped. I don't like the desert. Let's start right there. Not a desert

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_04]: person. I would be so burnt. You could put sunblock 70 on me. It doesn't fucking

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_04]: matter. It doesn't matter. The sun in the desert is going to get me it's going to

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_04]: then I feel you get a headache and I just is not my thing. So and then I don't

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_04]: like big crowds like this and I don't want to be trapped without conveniences.

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything about it has never been up my alley. But I have friends in Denver that

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_04]: used to go. Yeah, way before it was popular. Like when I made my first CD,

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_04]: there was these guys in Denver that made it and their mom kind of ran the office

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_04]: and I kept calling looking for Dan. And finally the mom goes Kathleen. They went

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_04]: to Burning Man they won't be back for I don't even know how long probably a

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_04]: month. And I'm like what's burning man? And then she explained it to me and I was

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_04]: like okay good for them. I mean you know you want to smoke weed whatever they

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: were doing back then I don't even know. But this year, they always sell out in a

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_04]: matter of minutes this year, less than two weeks tickets are still available

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_04]: raising question about the future of the annual desert revelry in the face of

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_04]: climate because last year it got flooded out remember people thought they were

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_04]: going to die. I mean it got flooded then they got stuck. Yeah. It takes place in

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Nevada's remote Black Rock Desert began in San Francisco on a beach in 1986 is

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_04]: sold out every year since then. Tickets are released in tiers blah blah blah.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Now they're trying to sell them for half price online. It's all about I don't know

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_04]: it's like drugs and weird. I'm not a druggy I'm a drinker and then I'm like

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_04]: what if I run out of ice for my beer? Like art expression, self-expression

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_04]: things that I don't even understand the definition of. Self express yourself. Well

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_04]: here's my fat tire sweatshirt I bought at the brewery. That's I got I don't I

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_04]: don't know but burning it's bad. It's very bad we'll see what happens but

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_04]: maybe the people that have tickets will be happy that it's only half full. You

[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_04]: know maybe it won't be quite as crowded and I think I don't know if Burning

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Man's like Coachella but then you get the older the rich people that kind of

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_04]: take the the raw fun out of it by glam and glam and glamping and is it really

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_04]: the same as it was back in the day or do you start a new one? I vote you start a

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_04]: new one with the purest. Burning Man pure. Now I will not be involved in any of this

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: but I would be happy to help them with ideas but also where is there that much

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_04]: desert that's available anymore? I don't even know about all that. Well I don't you

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: got a parking and then what if you might be in a county and then there's rules.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know seems hard to set up. Seems like just easier to stay in your backyard

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_04]: and I don't know face paint or whatever you want to do. Put lights on your

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_04]: bicycle and ride around right around your own neighborhood. This is fun Keith

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Urban plays a pop-up concert outside of Bucky's in Alabama. Yeah he gave a few

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_04]: hours notice before we have free concert in the parking lot of the large

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_04]: convenience store and gas station in North Alabama about 5,500 people showed

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_04]: out for this show in Athens. Athens oh Athens Alabama I'm thinking of Athens

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Georgia is the home of the Bulldogs but a band a famous band no no all right

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_04]: struck out there. Almond Brothers where are they from? Macon. 100 miles south of Nashville

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_04]: that's where this Athens Alabama one is Keith said I came to this Bucky's about

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_04]: a month ago and when I left I went be kind of fun to do a show down there he

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_04]: and then he just said uh his caveman brain told him it would be fun to set up

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_04]: a little stage you just do a concert I thought you know maybe a hundred two

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_04]: hundred people. Can you imagine? 55 people showed up. Holy shit can you imagine? I was at work when we heard it on the radio there's gonna be

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_04]: these people that were saying he went. While he was at the store he also

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_04]: walked behind the food counter a video showed him wearing a Bucky's t-shirt and

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_04]: an apron as he poured barbecue sauce on some brisket and chopped up the meat

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_04]: good for him he seems fun I have seen what I think to be his tour bus at the

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Nashville Airport and it is the only one in my life I have ever seen ever ever

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_04]: ever that's a Mercedes. A tour bus? A tour bus. Well somebody in Nashville has one but I

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: looked up and Keith would have been coming home right at that time and then

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_04]: the buses wait out here and come and scoop you up anyway news from my

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_04]: research assistant Bob and Clark yeah I didn't even see this it just happened

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: yesterday because we've talked about this lady a lot on this podcast

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Spain's Maria Branes Morera the world's oldest living person died

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_04]: 117 come on you can't do nothing but applaud that that's not even said it

[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_04]: anymore she was born in the United States lived through two civil wars the

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Spanish Civil War the 1918 flu pandemic so that means yeah the COVID pandemic

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_04]: has died she just left us she died in her sleep as she wished peacefully and

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: without pain well always and she was on Twitter will always remember her for

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_04]: her advice and kindness she lived the last two decades in a nursing home in

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: northeastern Spain she did post on Tuesday she felt weak the time is near

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_04]: she knew she was dying don't cry I don't like tears above all don't suffer

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_04]: me wherever I go I will be happy that's what she said yep the oldest person now

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: is in Japan Tomiko Itoka who was born in 1908 and is

[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_04]: aren't 16 I don't think Tomiko would have killed her it's too far to fly she

[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_04]: got Branis the one who died got COVID in 2020 she survived that just weeks after

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_04]: ringing in her heart and 13th birthday yep made a full recovery yeah it's too

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_04]: bad um there you go she's gone thank you Bob moving on okay here we go this is

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_04]: something we need to talk about as a nation very important these are things

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd be bringing up in my convention if I had a political convention ladies and

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_04]: gentlemen what are our feelings on Subway sandwiches the restaurant subway

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_04]: not just sub sandwiches subway they spent a lot of money on those

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_04]: commercials Patrick Mahomes Travis Kelsey all kinds of people try Troy

[00:51:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Aikman I'm Troy Aikman I believe Wow paddles get a grip on your own beers

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_04]: over there holy shit I don't love subway I think it's just fine it's fine but I

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_04]: also because I'm a childless cat lady I don't really pay attention to I pay

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_04]: attention to the price but I don't price compare because I forget because I'm at

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_04]: too many places on the road it is a little bit much for what you're getting

[00:52:28] [SPEAKER_04]: so those are all franchised I didn't know that

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_04]: subways are all franchise an invite from the company sent to local store owners

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_04]: saying the corporation will explain there's a there's a kid they're having a

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_04]: conference and it's essential you attend if you're a franchise franchise

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_04]: owner yes they're gonna win back customers and boost its faltering market

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_04]: share join us to discuss the state of the injury and any update on our

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_04]: business the invite will remind them of promotional offers that are being tested

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_04]: some stores have franchises have criticized the crazy discounts being

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_04]: pushed at when traffic is dipped they're doing crazy coupons charging $6.99 for

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_04]: any stub while they're still a sub whether 11 on the menu so it's 11 bucks

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_04]: on the menu and then they're getting a coupon maybe it should just be 699 but

[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know the cost of whatever that you know I don't know a spokesman for

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_04]: the chain denied it was an emergency conference and said we insisted instead

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_04]: insisting we consistently and proactively communicate with our

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_04]: franchises about no it's a thing I don't know it's fine I prefer the one and

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_04]: somebody else another termite wrote to me somewhere he goes to Publix the

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_04]: grocery store there's one by here those are not in Missouri we don't have

[00:53:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Publix I don't know anything about that but like dear burgers in st. Louis go

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_04]: get a sub sandwich from the grocery store there's so much better like Jimmy

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_04]: John's fine it's all if I had to pick any I'd pick Jersey Mike's on the road

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_04]: if I have a choice and there's no grocery store out of all the quote fast

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_04]: food subway ones um in April the company was sold for nine billion to

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_04]: work capital which also owns Dunkin Donuts Arby's and Baskin Robbins I love

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Arby's and I love Baskin Robbins it now faces tough interest payments on its

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_04]: debt and cannot afford and cannot afford to see a drop in revenue see but here's

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_04]: the problem McDonald's has introduced introduced a five dollar deal Wendy's

[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Burger King Starbucks Popeyes and Taco Bell have also rolled out deals which

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: were recently rated as super values by experts so people are thinking all that

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_04]: too Jimmy John's is offering a $10 total meal package which includes an

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_04]: 18 sandwich a fountain drink chips cookie and a brownie Wendy's has a

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_04]: $3 breakfast I mean I don't know I don't know what's gonna happen there

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_04]: everything tastes kind of wet yeah I don't I don't feel like the turkeys real

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_04]: that's just my feeling don't sue me I just that's what I feel I don't um San

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Francisco wouldn't it be sad though if you bought a franchise thinking you're

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_04]: gonna make so much money and then you just didn't it's not even the Chick-fil-a

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_04]: one I looked into it and COVID because I wanted to Chick-fil-a by my house and

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like well maybe I'll just go get a loan as a first-time businesswoman and

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll just do that well I've got nothing but time I'll go up there and work it

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_04]: you know I never did work at fast food I only worked in restaurants and bars but

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I bet I could do it they don't make that much not the not the owner because you

[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_04]: got to share the cut a lot with chick-fil-a was like I mean I thought

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_04]: it would be like a million because there's so many customers there no it's

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_04]: like 135 grand it's a lot of work for that and a lot of hard work like it's all

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_04]: and it's stressful work it's not like working at a fun little bar where you're

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_04]: happy to see people and hey my name is football though you know like this the

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_04]: jobs I would be looking for San Francisco what are we doing downtown

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_04]: what are we gonna do with downtown San Francisco my favorite hotel there Google

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_04]: we Google paddle see if it's still open is the Argonaut will you see if it's

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_04]: so I don't know who their own by they seem to be there it's a Kimpton well I

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_04]: love that place I hope that's still doing all right that's not in downtown

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_04]: San Francisco though it's on the wharf and it's an old building anyway but four

[00:56:35] [SPEAKER_04]: star good job right yeah well when it's not tourist season it's not that crazy

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_04]: expensive mmm good deal oh I like the restaurant they had a great clam chowder

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_04]: the Blue Mermaid oh I've been there okay San Francisco's glitzy hotels and

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_04]: plunged into massive debt following a dramatic drop-off in tourism to the

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Golden Gate City well the tourists aren't going downtown anymore I don't

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_04]: want to go either Union Square it's just gotten too out of hand I still want to

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_04]: go to the wharf I still want to go to Alcatraz I go every time I'm there I

[00:57:09] [SPEAKER_04]: will highly recommend the Alcatraz tour and one of the very first Wardens was

[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_04]: named John Madigan how crazy is that and his picture looks a lot like my grandpa

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: yep it's super weird I'm like was my grandpa leading two lives were you out

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_04]: here being a what but he was the nice warden he had the reputation of being

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_04]: the nicest guy out of all of them so that made me happy anyway

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Union Square is like downtown San Francisco like I would still tell people

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_04]: go but I would say go here here and here and avoid the Italian neighbor the

[00:57:39] [SPEAKER_04]: north side the Italian all great great great great great it's not all gone to

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_04]: shit like they would like you to think but this city's two biggest hotels the

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Hilton Park 55 and the Hilton San Francisco Union Square have lost a

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_04]: combined 1 billion billion billion dollars and they're not now their worth

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_04]: is now worth 553 million there used to be shopping but we talked about this

[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_04]: like the sacks it's appointment only like the stores are closed there's

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_04]: nothing to do down there I don't know why people stay there to begin with

[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_04]: unless you wanted to shop fancy restaurants the wharf sides got the

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Norse it's just I don't know it's not my thing but clearly people did

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_04]: meanwhile the delinquency rate among commercial mortgage-backed security

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_04]: loans from the sector has jumped from 41% in June from 5.7% the last time so

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_04]: that's not good um it's not even a post it's also though don't take a car

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_04]: parking is like a hundred fucking dollars I mean it's a definitely a quote

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_04]: difficult year she did not expect this is the interim president of the San

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Francisco Travel Association she did not expect visitor numbers to recover until

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_04]: 28 2028 or 2029 well what are we gonna do here I don't know I've never seen

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_04]: these things happen in my life that's why I'm fascinated by them to see what

[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_04]: the fuck is gonna happen also you want your workers to come into San Francisco

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_04]: they can't afford to eat lunch they can't afford to park so there have to

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_04]: take public right which is fine I mean they do have good ish yeah 10,000 hotel

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_04]: workers are gonna be fired this month I know I don't know they're taking second

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_04]: jobs because their hours are getting cut San Francisco what are we gonna do how

[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_04]: we gonna fix it it's a great city we can't give up no it did get overpriced

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_04]: there though for a while to the point of ridiculous like I don't even know why I

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_04]: would have had a car but I did yeah I don't know why I don't know but I pulled

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_04]: up to the Argonaut and they're like there's nowhere to park you have to

[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_04]: valet and I like to valet anyway but you know it was it was like I don't $97

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_04]: it's crazy yeah here's some great news for you people that are trying to strive

[00:59:56] [SPEAKER_04]: for the middle if you've attended my TED talk how to strive to be the best of the

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_04]: middle right afternoon nap there you go I finally have proof most comedians we

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_04]: call it nap time or calm down time is between like four and six because we

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_04]: usually gotta get up do press you got to talk yeah do shit all day and then we

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_04]: got to work all night so it's calm down time go watch SportsCenter I take a nap

[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I was sick took a nap right and I always said you get two days in one if you just

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_04]: give yourself 35 minutes is my least amount I don't like to hear this 20

[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_04]: minute nap bullshit two days in one afternoon naps a traditional practice

[01:00:40] [SPEAKER_04]: are scientifically shown to enhance brain function particularly memory and

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_04]: decision-making skills because I did have a real job for a year and a half

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_04]: after college and about three o'clock every day I would start fall asleep at

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_04]: my desk well I did not have a no it was a nine-to-five deal well eight to five

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know something ridiculous I know like a friend of mine had to give a

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_04]: deposition for something the deposition was starting at 8 in the morning I go oh

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: my god like my brain doesn't even work till 930 so any question they would ask

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: me I'm like could you repeat that question at 930 I'm sorry could you

[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_04]: repeat the question at 930 and then I'm sure they'd be like what is wrong with

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: that this lady I'm like I can't recall anything at least until 930 today I do

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: not recall I have an attorney I have one right here but I'm gonna look at my

[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_04]: attorney and go I'm sorry my brain isn't on an afternoon nap it improves your

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_04]: cognitive function memory alertness and mental clarity napping for longer

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_04]: periods may cause grogginess what and other negative effects optimal nap time

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_04]: is an early afternoon now comedians go later because we got to do stuff but my

[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_04]: optimal one would be three to four yeah well it also depends on the weather

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_04]: often taken after lunch um these naps that last five minutes to 30 minutes or

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_04]: an hour five minutes why bother the closer I well I would be more crabby if

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I only got five minutes you should just keep me up then cuz this baby is gonna

[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: cry and throw rattles I'll be terrible terrible terrible if I only get five

[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_04]: minutes decision-making skills those who regularly take they exhibit way better

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: cognitive function there was a study published in the journal sleep I'd like

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_04]: to subscribe to that revealed that napping for 15 minutes after lunch

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: increased participants alertness performance and and function those who

[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_04]: lap nap for longer such as 60 did not see the same benefits why I don't go more

[01:02:58] [SPEAKER_04]: than an hour right no now you're into night-night time yeah now some people say

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: there's disadvantages I'd naysayers haters haters bots they're bots yeah

[01:03:17] [SPEAKER_04]: and then they always have to end with something like this well afternoon naps

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: are encouraged they should be done by adding physical activity to one's morning

[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_04]: and a name routine twice kill just why can't you just sometimes say a nap's a

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: good thing that's all you got to just say that this is super cool it's made me

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_04]: very happy rare species not seen in the area for 50 years spotted on Arizona

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: trail cam to ensure her trail cameras would stay operational during the hot

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_04]: months summer of summer researcher Kinley Reagan tracked to 23 of them so

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: she went to her own cameras at each a field she Reagan or yeah ragged ragging

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: RAG and a field research project manager for the with the Phoenix Zoo check the

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_04]: cameras batteries and they STD card make sure everything was working and they

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_04]: were angled in the right position she was flipping through the last hundred

[01:04:12] [SPEAKER_04]: videos on one of her cameras ST SD cards during her trip in July to the Highland

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: somewhere when she saw an ocelot oh I thought they were only like in Africa

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_04]: South America it's walking across the street before standing on a rock I was

[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_04]: in disbelief at first watching the video over and over again but then a big

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_04]: smile is the in on my face I realized the impact of this discovery for the

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: first time it's been seen in the last 50 years it's super exciting it looks like

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_04]: a very big house cat I'd say but they have the the print in the pet no not too

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: pointy that's a serval you're thinking of the

[01:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: ocelot looks like a baby tiger like he's got the print of like a tiger yeah

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: ocelot Google it they're super cool I'd love to well I want every animal but I

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: would love them they're all their spots are unique to each individual you can

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_04]: identify an ocelot based on its unique pattern so they all have a pattern but

[01:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: the patterns are very different I wonder why it's out there by itself I don't know

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: that's all the information because you know what I'm doing the work of Lord and

[01:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: this is free information maybe sometimes I don't have it all that's just something

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: maybe so does this makes me laugh but I also think I don't know maybe we do need

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_04]: it the end of havoc it's called havoc I like the word havoc stop creating havoc

[01:05:47] [SPEAKER_04]: my mom would say that a lot havoc yeah it's extremely old-school and mom

[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: whatever us kids are doing it's not havoc like no havoc was Europe after

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: World War two that's havoc mom nobody knows where anybody's at there's just

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: giant centers you're supposed to report to come on those cell phones another

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: major city has banned e-scooter rentals from its streets the rise of the scooter

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: nothing has made me laugh more like if you go to downtown Nashville on Broadway

[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: or New York City there's just these lime scooters that have been abandoned you

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: could tell somebody drunk just went I'm done to watch drunk people rent them on

[01:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Broadway and sometimes they're a little too heavy for the people there's some

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_04]: biggins out there that probably shouldn't be on something that's only

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: three inches wide trying to balance and then they gun it the amount of shit I've

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_04]: seen where you're just like oh just drive your car down Broadway you'll see at

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_04]: least three people crash and then you just see their bachelorette how cowboy

[01:06:56] [SPEAKER_04]: hat fly up in the air and that I mean so far to my knowledge there haven't been

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_04]: any serious injuries here but I'm sure yeah I don't think any deaths I probably

[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_04]: would have heard about it but run over by one of those paddle taverns I don't

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_04]: know officials in this Australian city of Melbourne has decided to take things

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: even further by banning electric scooter rentals citing safety concerns following

[01:07:32] [SPEAKER_04]: hundreds of complaints and accident reports as the reason for the move and

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: then when I see a scooter way on the outskirts of town I think uh-oh what

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: went weird here you made it to this spot an abandoned ship there's a story behind

[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_04]: every abandoned scooter so why don't somebody get on that one of you young

[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_04]: people with a camera get on that on Tuesday the Melbourne Council voted to

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_04]: end contracts with two e-scooter upper operators lime and neuron giving them

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_04]: 30 days notice to remove their vehicles that's the other thing when you're

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: walking up to one like they don't look that big but when they're just abandoned

[01:08:11] [SPEAKER_04]: and nobody puts him in a rack or nothing they're just flat on the ground it does

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_04]: look like shit yeah and I'm walking and what if I'm drunk and now I trip over

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: your damn scooter yeah one guy got a DUI on one cuz he didn't know it counted well

[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't either I thought there for drunks that's what I thought they were

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_04]: for to the next bar it's too far walk like if you're down I don't know if

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_04]: you're up at Union Station and naturally you want to go all the way

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_04]: down Broadway around the corner but it's a big hill that's I wouldn't do it on a

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_04]: bicycle for God's sakes I because I don't have that kind of coordination I

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_04]: fall off bikes a lot wait I'm gonna tell you the other one the other cities

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_04]: so Melbourne is the latest one but Paris France one of the biggest e

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_04]: scooters riding cities voted to ban them in 2023 so Paris is out Copenhagen banned

[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_04]: them in 2020 Rome's relationship in 2022 faced a moment of reckoning with city

[01:09:16] [SPEAKER_04]: officials forced to implement new rules to lessen their impact on the public the

[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: issue of heritage protection also came into play that year when two Americans

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_04]: were fined around $800 for throwing rental scooters down Spanish steps

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_04]: causing $26,000 worth of damage to the fragile marble fragile marble yeah last

[01:09:43] [SPEAKER_04]: night this is a singer a member of the Korean boy band BTS said he was

[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: heavy-hearted and very very sorry last night I drank while having dinner and

[01:09:54] [SPEAKER_04]: returned home riding electric scooter I easily thought it was a short distance

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_04]: and unaware of the fact you cannot ride an electric scooter well under the

[01:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: influence of alcohol therefore I violated the Road Traffic Act I fell

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_04]: down by myself while parking the scooter in front of the gate my house when a

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_04]: policeman measured my alcohol level I was fine and my license was removed

[01:10:14] [SPEAKER_04]: that's so mean he come on he made it home he didn't hurt anybody if anything

[01:10:19] [SPEAKER_04]: he only hurt himself Jesus lighten up like he's a visitor come on be nice

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_04]: CVS it's closing a lot of stores I have stock in CVS too I hope I hope this is

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_04]: just a regrouping even once inside Target they're gonna close 900 stores

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_04]: between 2022 and 2024 with around 300 closures a year the company's already

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_04]: closed around 600 it's on track to close another 300 it's part of a

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_04]: process that evaluates issues like dense density farming and customer traffic do

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_04]: you know how many towns cities whatever I go to and there's a Walgreens on one

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_04]: corner right on the other corner CVS three corners three different drug

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_06]: stores oh they don't have good brand names it's all their shit I don't even

[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_04]: notice that's all Target stores may be affected as well their stocks doing

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_04]: fine it lost money one of the biggest issues for CVS is it owns its own health

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_04]: insurance company called Aetna which has been struggling at this gigantic and they

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_04]: have those little clinics inside the deal I don't I like those little walk-in

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_04]: docks in the boxes yeah I don't know so check it out see if yours is still open

[01:11:46] [SPEAKER_04]: yeah here's something some of the children are doing that I think is

[01:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: absolutely ridiculous well I mean they can do it I put on my super feel good

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: story yeah it's a super feel good well if you're an animal lover it's a super

[01:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: duper duper duper anyway so there's a new thing called raw dogging I raw

[01:12:10] [SPEAKER_04]: dogging I don't know where it started I'm gonna say tick tock or Instagram

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_04]: it's where I've only seen young men so far I haven't seen any old people I

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_04]: haven't seen any young women doing it doesn't mean it's not happening but

[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: every video I've seen it's a dude and young I mean under 35 it's when you go

[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_04]: on a flight it's a children you go on a flight and you sit in your seat and

[01:12:40] [SPEAKER_04]: you don't drink eat or use any technology you only stare at the seat

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: map in front if you get a seat map I like Southwest wouldn't have that but

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Delta would you just sit there like straight up and stare now if I'm sitting

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_04]: month by someone like that I don't think they understand the stress you're

[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: causing other passengers I'd be like what the fuck dude what what kind of

[01:13:02] [SPEAKER_04]: psycho shit he I mean you're gonna do something psycho cuz you look crazy

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_04]: cuz everybody else on this plane is doing something I understand the thing

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_04]: they're trying to clear their brain it's a mental thing why don't you do it at

[01:13:14] [SPEAKER_04]: home then just do it at home where you don't freak people out no films no music

[01:13:20] [SPEAKER_04]: no sleep is raw dog dogging on long flights heroic or foolish well every

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_04]: doctor chimed in on this not good you need to drink water you're gonna get

[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_04]: dehydrated you're gonna get you're gonna have a pulmonary embolism and how much

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_04]: fun is that yeah I mean well I drink everything but I do go a water for a

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_04]: drink if I'm on a long flight and then I fall asleep last week Damien Bailey

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_04]: posted on Instagram that he just it's chiefs his personal best 13 and a half

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_04]: hour flight between Shanghai and Dallas without any in-flight entertainment

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_04]: films books or music it's quite tough said the 35 year old from Miami he tells

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_04]: BBC but he keeps doing it he's part of a new travel trend known as raw dogging

[01:14:02] [SPEAKER_04]: where passengers spend long hours midair just staring straight ahead I would ask

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_04]: to be moved yeah this guy I feel like is gonna like let his pants on fire or

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_04]: something the longer yes it's not good no the longer you do it the tougher you

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: have apparently proven yourself to be then somebody posted just raw dogging it

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: 15 hour flight to Melbourne boasts Australian music producer somebody on

[01:14:31] [SPEAKER_04]: tick-tock blinking hard as if to stay awake it's just it's a bro it feels like

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_04]: it's a bro thing to me like I'd put it in the same category was I'm ice bathing

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_04]: man I'm gonna freeze myself to death it's gonna be so great ice baths are I

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_04]: know there's a lot of medical benefits and all that but the people that I know

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: that are doing this shit they don't have a torn ACL and they don't play for the

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Patriots no there are idiots that bought something online and set it up in the

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_04]: backyard and then I'll go over and then they're like come on I'm like nope nope

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: not getting in I have Renaud's we're not getting in super cold shit nope

[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_04]: posts about raw dogging have grown steadily over the last year it's young

[01:15:19] [SPEAKER_04]: men mostly athletic looking young men are posting videos of themselves on board

[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_04]: staring at the flight map or the safety instructions vowing to use the power of

[01:15:28] [SPEAKER_04]: the mind to get them through what if you died and you had spent your last 15

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_04]: hours raw dogging it I think you'd feel pretty foolish well right they don't die

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: because they're young you got to think about time is valuable like why is that

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_04]: valuable to just are you feel if you want to call it meditation do it at home

[01:15:52] [SPEAKER_04]: and you're in some nice comfortable pajamas for these men the appeal seems

[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: to an opportunity to prove their resilience and self-control medical

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: experts warn of the significant health risk or taking long flights without food

[01:16:08] [SPEAKER_04]: water or moving around they're idiots here's here's my person dr. Gil Jenkins

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_04]: my spirit animal they are idiots a digital detox might do you some good but

[01:16:18] [SPEAKER_04]: all the rest of it is against medical medical advice the whole thing about

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_04]: risk about the risk of long-haul flying is that you risk your risk of

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_04]: dehydration if you're not moving you're at risk of deep vein thrombosis which is

[01:16:30] [SPEAKER_04]: combined by dehydration not going to the toilet that's a bit stupid if you need

[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_04]: to use it use it but on the trend as a whole psychologist Danielle Hague says

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_04]: she can see why people would want to spend quiet time in reflection that's

[01:16:42] [SPEAKER_04]: called meditation do it at home don't freak people out it's very freaky yeah

[01:16:51] [SPEAKER_04]: you're doing you're planning on something weird yeah even back in the

[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_04]: old days when we didn't have technology if you didn't have a book or a magazine

[01:16:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I sat next one of those people I'm like oh fuck cuz now they're gonna want to

[01:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: talk about the snow levels in Minnesota I heard about that on one flight I'll

[01:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: never forget it I knew every season of snow oh my god yeah well sounds like

[01:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: self-inflicted torture and literally no incentive somebody said give me my Wi-Fi

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_04]: sleep mask and throw some snacks that's why that's my spirit animal do you have

[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_04]: any Fritos thank you thank you yeah so I don't know you can't stop it I guess

[01:17:37] [SPEAKER_04]: but probably them they named it yeah I did we're raw dog I don't want it one in

[01:17:49] [SPEAKER_04]: 100 million candy lobster discovered off American coast nope we find one about

[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_04]: every two years this mother nature's is coast off the coast of New Hampshire

[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_04]: while we going soon yeah yeah well then somebody tweeted me that I can go see

[01:18:08] [SPEAKER_04]: the other one they found it's in some aquarium 12 miles away from where I'm

[01:18:13] [SPEAKER_04]: working oh yeah I might do that um these people saved it and they're giving it to

[01:18:21] [SPEAKER_04]: the Seacoast Science Center in Rye New Hampshire yeah it's really cool it's

[01:18:28] [SPEAKER_04]: bright blue with two touches of pink and lavender and purple yeah the kid the

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_04]: cotton candy lobster all right we're gonna have our feel-good story oh whoa

[01:18:38] [SPEAKER_04]: wait let me say my thank you my thank yous then we'll do the feel-good story

[01:18:44] [SPEAKER_04]: and then I'll do quotes thank you hold on um Bob and Clark they're my friends

[01:18:54] [SPEAKER_04]: they sent baby cat well everybody likes this stuff they send all the cats like

[01:18:58] [SPEAKER_04]: it but baby cats particularly in love with the perrito get it perrito it's a

[01:19:04] [SPEAKER_04]: burrito they love silver shit yeah joy yeah a bunch of cat toys uh and then

[01:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: they sent treats but these cats are very strange they passed on the salmon

[01:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: what cat passes on salmon treats I don't know Joyce Mathis I think sent this

[01:19:22] [SPEAKER_04]: bullshit button does this go with this oh she made the Afghan okay hold on well

[01:19:29] [SPEAKER_04]: then I'm not sure who's that I'll have to figure that Joyce thank you for the

[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Afghan it's very fun yes and it just said that's from Washington State it's

[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_04]: super great it took a lot of work my guy knows very soft my grandma used to make

[01:19:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Afghans and I know what it takes it takes a long time and then I got a

[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_04]: shout-out note from the Indiana fever I don't know if I should say who so I won't

[01:19:50] [SPEAKER_04]: but I can go to a game whatever how great would that be just the shirt they

[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: said they found Bigfoot in Indiana it's just every here's the thing I've been

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_04]: at Indiana a zillion times of my life I've been to South Bend Indiana I've

[01:20:05] [SPEAKER_04]: been to Gary and he I've been to boot I've been everywhere here's the thing

[01:20:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure a big foot can live there cuz it's too flat there's not enough

[01:20:13] [SPEAKER_04]: trees I don't know where he hides he has to have an area that I don't know about

[01:20:17] [SPEAKER_04]: up in Indiana I like to go to st. Elmo's he's not downtown Bigfoot's not downtown

[01:20:26] [SPEAKER_04]: no not downtown yes no he would like the shrimp though yeah why not um all right

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_04]: here's my feel-good story oh I didn't see any more thank yous oh sorry sorry

[01:20:41] [SPEAKER_04]: okay well I said thanks to Joyce for that and and yeah thank you for the

[01:20:48] [SPEAKER_04]: people and I won't say the names cuz I don't know oh the bullshit from bullshit

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: buttons from Mike well here it is but I haven't opened oh it says take

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_04]: precaution warning warning bullshit alert oh come on now

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Defcon 5 it says all kinds of things Wow okay fun the Dolly Dog toys came from

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Maureen in Florida the Bigfoot golfing t-shirt and sticker came from Rhea Yankee

[01:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Candle air fresheners yeah Florida Eddie 80 80 Iron Cross from Jim Thorpe

[01:21:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Pennsylvania I didn't know that was a town yeah from Shannon so they're all

[01:21:36] [SPEAKER_04]: very cool thank you I got all that stuff now we're gonna move on to feel good

[01:21:39] [SPEAKER_04]: story and then our quotes and then to write I'm going to put some aspirin

[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_04]: aspirin cream on my back from pickleball it did it did her idea I got home I'm

[01:21:53] [SPEAKER_04]: like oh okay well I haven't done anything like that in a while it's good

[01:21:57] [SPEAKER_04]: though it's a good hurt there's a video of this too and we can post it in the

[01:22:04] [SPEAKER_04]: schnotes you can go watch this video of a penguin that swims 5,000 miles every

[01:22:11] [SPEAKER_04]: year to meet the man who saved his life I know now it's a feel-good story the

[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_04]: penguin named Dindam visits a part-time fisherman in Brazil every year and stays

[01:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: with him for eight months so he doesn't just kiss you and run he's not a kissin

[01:22:29] [SPEAKER_04]: runner he stays a South American penguin swims over a 71 year old part-time

[01:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: fisherman Jorge Pira of Rio de Janeiro found a tiny penguin on the beach in

[01:22:42] [SPEAKER_04]: 2011 he was covered in oil and close to death he saved the penguins life by

[01:22:46] [SPEAKER_04]: cleaning the oil from his feathers named him Dindam he fed the bird every day to

[01:22:50] [SPEAKER_04]: build up his strength a week later the old man tried to release him but he did

[01:22:54] [SPEAKER_04]: not leave he didn't want to leave well why would you want to leave this guy's feeding me

[01:22:57] [SPEAKER_04]: one-on-one the bird stayed with him for 11 months but disappeared as soon as he

[01:23:02] [SPEAKER_04]: changed his coat with new feathers oh he was waiting on new wings yeah the story

[01:23:07] [SPEAKER_04]: does not end here a few months later Dindam was back the bird spotted the

[01:23:11] [SPEAKER_04]: fisherman on the beach and followed him home he followed him home for he saw him

[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_04]: on the beach and followed him home he spent the next eight months of the year

[01:23:18] [SPEAKER_04]: with him and breeds off the coast of Argentina and Chile for the rest of the

[01:23:22] [SPEAKER_04]: year it's believed he swims 5,000 miles to be with him and then there's a video

[01:23:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Patagonian penguin finds second home in Brazil so we'll put in this notes and

[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_04]: then nice it's a very feel-good story see the whole world's not going to shit

[01:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: there's some good stuff just got Dolly would tell you that let's do a Taylor

[01:23:42] [SPEAKER_04]: quote first okay well this is what she said in Elle magazine in 2019 trying and

[01:23:56] [SPEAKER_04]: failing and trying again and failing again is normal agree to a point there's

[01:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: a point where you're not listening to baby Jesus okay Tim Tebow is my biggest

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_04]: example because he says he loves the Lord more than anything and he speaks to the

[01:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Lord a lot well you're not listening Tim the Lord is telling you you are not

[01:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: going to be a good NFL quarterback the Lord is telling you you cannot be a

[01:24:24] [SPEAKER_04]: professional baseball player but you won't fucking listen nope you just keep

[01:24:28] [SPEAKER_04]: running back out there sometimes I think you need to listen to a fail and go oh

[01:24:34] [SPEAKER_04]: maybe I'm supposed to be doing something else how about that let's go to Dolly

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_04]: hers are always a little more zippy this is her relationship with the tabloid

[01:24:53] [SPEAKER_04]: press in an interview in McCall's that's still going is McCall's magazine still

[01:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: thing I know she said this is about her our relationships whatever personal life

[01:25:07] [SPEAKER_04]: it could be worse they could tell the truth about me all right termites New

[01:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Hampshire coming at you after that Las Vegas I'm hoping it won't be 107 because

[01:25:25] [SPEAKER_04]: if it's 107 here's my reaction in the morning you know what that means I have

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_04]: to gamble more I have to eat one of the restaurants in the casino I'm at yeah

[01:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: that's what people like oh we're gonna go to the pool for a few hours oh my

[01:25:42] [SPEAKER_04]: god I'd be dead I would just die I would do Mirage used to at least have a bar out

[01:25:46] [SPEAKER_04]: there that had sports on and you could order like fish tacos and they had

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: sprayers on you and it was shaded it misters even that our max it's the whole

[01:25:58] [SPEAKER_04]: package of it I'm just not I'm a fall baby I'm not meant for that kind of

[01:26:05] [SPEAKER_04]: weather I don't think anybody is but there are some people that absolutely my

[01:26:10] [SPEAKER_04]: friend Chuck you know he's born when he was raised in Phoenix and so he not only

[01:26:14] [SPEAKER_04]: bothers him oh no not one bit I'm like well great then you go out and get

[01:26:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Starbucks since you seem to frolic out here like a lizard you go do it absolutely

[01:26:29] [SPEAKER_04]: doing fancy football it starts the draft is this coming Sunday for two different

[01:26:34] [SPEAKER_04]: leagues yeah I am gonna do the trial one yeah even though they all come bitch about

[01:26:41] [SPEAKER_04]: it I think it should be $20 you know get in the real world gambling ain't cheap

[01:26:45] [SPEAKER_04]: you want addictions you gotta pay for them every addictions got a price tag

[01:26:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a very tough Commissioner but you know what when you win that pile of cash

[01:26:54] [SPEAKER_04]: you're super happy and then you're like you're right and then I get the call

[01:26:57] [SPEAKER_04]: maybe you should raise it oh yeah then they get a little turn in a greedy

[01:27:00] [SPEAKER_04]: little batters bastards