Episode 185: New Orleans’ Horror Mansion, Flying Hippos, & Whataburger Saves Houston

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Welcome from Queen Stevie. Queen Stevie made it to Hyde Park. There didn't seem

[00:00:31] to be anything terribly wrong with her leg. No. So welcome to episode 185. She brought out Harry Styles, they all went crazy. He's fine. I don't really get it. How did he get famous? One Direction. Okay. Tell me one thing they say. You can

[00:00:53] only dance to it. See, I don't know. I don't know about Harry Berry. So termites there's so much going on it's just amazing. First of all what are we drinking? This is a Thunder Ann beer. This is from Nashville, the Jackalope Brewing

[00:01:10] Company in honor of my dad we're having a little Jackalope Brewery. So delicious. And what are we gonna eat? Well we're gonna try some chips. These are Doritos nacho cheese flavored popcorn. Not a chip, next one's a chip. Sorry. I like that um

[00:01:36] simply what what's it called simple something popcorn. Smart Pop. Yeah this is okay. I'd rather have white cheddar or something. It doesn't really taste like nachos. It tastes like nachos. Nachos. Nachos. Um that's all right. Smart food.

[00:01:56] I'll give it a B. It's fine. I mean if I found it in the car and I was hungry I'd eat it. Put it that way. Lay's potato chips me and my dad's favorite Midwest inspired that's right fried pickles with ranch. Wow. Who comes to the Monday

[00:02:11] morning meeting with this idea? People who've been in the fair. People who were yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow I like it. I like it. Well done. Finally a reason to go off the real brand. Mm-hmm. Wow I could eat the whole bag of these. Fried pickles with ranch.

[00:02:31] Huh. What I wonder where Lay's is from. Texas. Plano, Texas. Frito-Lay I don't know why they oh the Midwest inspired I guess because of fried pickles but with ranch. Those are really good. A plus. Well done Lay's. How about some Hidden Valley

[00:02:52] ranch huh? Do you have any ranch? Oh my god. Do you have any ranch? That's all those teenagers said for three days. They looked at me like I worked here. Um this is garlic ranch. Hidden Valley ranch. I'm not a big garlic person but I'll give it

[00:03:08] a go. No. It's good. If you like garlic you're gonna love it. But well garlics is not my thing. I'll give it a B plus A minus for what it is. You just got to be

[00:03:29] a garlic monster. If that's your thing I highly recommend this. Um well I don't know. It'd be good on sandwiches if you like garlic. It's not my top three for sure. Anyway so what is going on termites? Well um I had a little fun week doing

[00:03:48] all kinds of things. I paddled out to Burgess Falls in Nashville and I could not believe it. You drive it's like an hour in 20 minutes and then I'd never been there so I went on the canoe one that's organized because you can bring

[00:04:04] your own kayak and all that but I didn't really know the way and it's a lot of backwoods turns and gravel roads and all this shit. But when you found it it was all kids. All the children were working there. Yeah they were

[00:04:13] adorable and then a bachelorette party from Salt Lake City just piled out of this car and I'm like oh my god the bachelorette parties. Nashville's the bachelorette party capital of the world if anybody didn't know that. Broadway is

[00:04:26] just filled with nine million of them. They're all funny to watch. I love to go down there in the day when they're hungover and they're trying to get their drinking feet back on and they're just they can't. And I'm like that's the

[00:04:36] problem with being young. You be old and you get here ready to go at 1030. I am ready to go. What time's that bar open? What time's that music start? Yeah but this was their daytime activity. That's the thing about Nashville. If you're

[00:04:50] downtown other than drinking there's a couple museums African American Music Museum that's good and then the Country Music Hall of Fame but there's not a lot of shopping. That's always one thing I've thought this is where we're it's

[00:05:03] missing its beat down there because all those 20-something girls want to go spend money. But there's nothing really to so you got to get out if you want to go do something in the day and they found it. I'm like how did you find the

[00:05:16] one girl I go how did you guys find this from Salt Lake City Utah? She goes I don't know anything I was just invited I don't even know where I'm at. So what a nice life. You've just been transported to a canoe on a beautiful river in

[00:05:30] Tennessee and you're like I don't know anything. Okay and then the other girl goes we saw it on Instagram and I'm like wow good for them. They saw it on Instagram went online investigated bought tickets and they had their mother

[00:05:42] she was with them there was like ten of them and they got it said no alcohol. I'm like god damn it really what if I want to get to the fall don't I get a reward

[00:05:51] beer? Well those girls broke the seal because they just busted out of the car with giant boxes of white claw and I'm like yes well done young people that means I can get that six-pack out and nobody could say shit nobody cared. I mean

[00:06:06] I probably I won't say what company because then they might get in trouble but there's a bunch of them yeah it was super fun. I always see the signs and then I see the vans I'm like I never get to do shit like that cuz I'm always working

[00:06:16] and work starts again soon soon this week Atlantic City! Friday is sold out but it's casinos they always drop tickets at the last minute you never know check back if you want and Saturday almost sold out so if you want to come

[00:06:30] and my good friend Lewis is coming down I said he could perform no no no no no he doesn't know he doesn't want to so he just wants to go gambling so gamble we

[00:06:43] will and he wants to eat the restaurants are really good at the Borgata food he knows Lewis knows all of them he knows their menus by heart it's really it's really Rain Man-y when he starts reciting off and then I had to tell him

[00:06:54] the sushi place closed and I thought he might cry there was a pause on the phone there was a huge pause I go yeah Lou that one that we liked that one closed

[00:07:02] even what and then after the pause what I go you heard me you heard me it closed Lewis I'm sorry to report to you um okay upcoming shows oh I played a little golf

[00:07:14] with Dorfman too he's such a little fun critter and he's invited me to a top secret Post Malone thing tonight what yeah it's a Bud Light album release something something something yeah this is the old person in me though I'm

[00:07:32] taking my own car in case I want to leave and I'm not gonna be in the uber line with 10,000 children that's not happening no no no no so this weekend Atlantic City two shows two nights it's so nice to be able to be in a city for

[00:07:47] two nights in a row yeah it's just great then San Antonio July 26 July 27 Austin I think San Antonio is almost sold out I don't know about Austin I don't remember yeah there's seats left August 2nd Marietta Ohio that one's

[00:08:02] doing real well and I didn't wasn't sure where it was and I've been to every city in America I'm learning I'm learning August 3rd Cincinnati August 10th Niagara Falls Ontario yeah that's gonna be so great August 24th Hampton Beach by

[00:08:17] the way my sister said the kids start school on like August 14th what yeah like such bullshit yeah I feel terrible for them we we finished before Memorial Day and didn't start till the day after Labor Day if I remember correctly yeah

[00:08:35] it's just too much for these kids August 30th and 31st the Venetian Las Vegas where for six days in a row is 115 degrees my little friend Dorf for all of you who would be interested quick review of that he went to the sphere to see the

[00:08:50] dead he did it three nights in a row some guy on Instagram some comedian I don't remember his name so I'm sorry to whatever man this was he said if you're a jam band guy good for you it's just not my thing it reminds me of five

[00:09:04] stepdads playing different songs at the same time like that's exactly how I feel I don't get it and I'm like Dorf I couldn't even go see Stevie three nights in a row it's just you ruin it but he said they play different sets every

[00:09:18] night yeah I guess and then it was at the sphere so the graphics were pretty cool but I think you gotta do mushrooms to really get all that yes yeah and I'm not ever doing that so I don't think there's enough beers or do them a

[00:09:35] possible I'm not gonna go do mushrooms out in public or even in private for that matter no we golfed at a different course the most of the time and there were actually mushrooms growing on the green I'm like look Dorf they knew you

[00:09:48] were coming yeah you just go eat the green go sniff truffle around like a little pig a truffle pig get all your little mushrooms September 6 Terry Townsend ever 7th Wilmington Delaware September 13th Columbus Ohio September 14 Lexington Kentucky 19th Oklahoma City 21st Dallas Texas when we

[00:10:10] talk about Texas when we talk about mattress Mac these unamazing yeah I'll get to September 27 Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut September 28th New York City downtown Manhattan town hall yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't think Louis will

[00:10:29] be home sad times all August 11th October 11th sorry Troy New York October 12 Burlington Vermont and October 19th Salt Lake City I'm guessing my bachelorette party girls were not Mormons because when they busted all that alcohol out I'm like they're either not Mormon or they're Mormons hiding from

[00:10:48] the other Mormons and they can drink freely all this it yeah Jack Mormons or just put temporary not Mormon just for the weekend yeah just that's it all right all right time bites we're moving in um these a couple emails just made me laugh

[00:11:04] and then we'll move on these Tammy from Jacksonville she appreciated the recommended recommendation of Joe's Kansas City barbecue it was most delicious barbecue and it'll make me consider cheering for the Chiefs after the Jaguars here's my prediction Trevor Lawrence is never gonna win till he cuts

[00:11:24] his hair now I know that I sound like my dad I do I sound like an 80 year old white man not like it's when you spend more time on your hair than I do you

[00:11:33] need to spend more time with your playbook sorry oh I'm sorry I gotta go get highlights on Thursday no you fucking get to practice I just can't with the hair I love the owner but I can't he's got to cut his hair he'll be

[00:11:47] a whole new man at least try it that's what I if I was my dad that's how I trick him into it go just try it and if it doesn't work you can grow it all back

[00:11:57] anyway these people saw me a couple times liked it and but they went on a cross-country trip they stopped at Joe's I like it when somebody seriously I'm not saying these things for any other reason then then I believe it I don't

[00:12:09] get you know add money or nothing Joe's is great it's the best ribs the ribs yeah their sides I think Arthur Bryant's sides are better and Arthur Bryant's burnt ends are better but Joe's and I like the gas station feel of Joe's you

[00:12:26] never had a burnt end well when they get the brisket you burn if you the ends get burnt and they cut those off that's why they always say as available because there's only two ends and they could cut the ends up but then they're out ends

[00:12:42] thank you thank you I have a gourmet mark germite sorry he's in Germany he's American but he's in Germany he says I have a big gay following here over there too and his partner is named Wolfgang I mean I would love it that's such a

[00:12:59] great name just Wolfgang even Wolfgang van Halen and she calls him Wolfie I mean that's just so awesome and you know there's a golfer now named Ludwig and I haven't heard anybody with that name since Beethoven so I told Lewis I'm

[00:13:13] betting all my money on Ludwig a bird Ludwig Ludwig I pronounced his town wrong last time it's where Taylor was it's in Gelsenkirchen Gelsenkirchen how did that sound all of the Swifties were coming anyway he's a germite oh oh

[00:13:33] my god he took a picture of a road sign it says Swift Kirchen and it's a picture of Taytay on a street sign oh wow they changed the name of the town good for them and the Iceland termites are over there sent a very nice email Lisa and

[00:13:52] Carla went to go see their kid and they're over there pigging around and sent some very interesting pictures so thank you good good boots on the ground we need termites on the ground update oh wait I didn't my Queen news and King

[00:14:06] news too excited about the things I have Taytay was in Milan and is moving on to where oh that's where she's heading now what's the Gelsenkirchen where is the biggest city next to that is that like a suburb of like Berlin or Munich or

[00:14:30] Hamburg if you're from the Midwest it's Hamburg humbug she's in Germany and and by the way Stevie's making up her shows in the end of July so just stay put if you're over there in Scotland or wherever she cancelled speaking of

[00:14:46] cancellations well I'm gonna get to it right now so Taytay's fine she's out on the road all's good Jelly Belly Jelly Roll King Jelly saved the day well not for everybody but he did as much as he could cuz Morgan Wall Morgan Wallen

[00:15:00] can't now I really like his music I know we can be a shit disturber and he's made a lot of mistakes but the music itself I like it cuz he's an East Tennessee critter and you can hear it in the words and thangs it's he's authentic I

[00:15:13] just want authentic anymore I don't whatever instead of the pre-packaged bullshit well jelly was on the show with him Morgan cancels on a Saturday like at two o'clock said he was sick then canceled the following Saturday well how

[00:15:28] do you know you're gonna be sick a week from now especially when you're 20 something years old I don't know he's getting the no-show Jones reputation George Jones missed probably half he's wrong white I mean it's the same rod

[00:15:45] could cancel but they'd be like I'll tater days get drunk and anyway jelly belly said if you have a ticket for the show on Saturday I'm looking for another venue and I'm gonna do it free the show's free your ticket still works for

[00:15:59] the other show with a makeup show and he found him I was like ooh that sounds like a really not great idea like I it just sounds very confusing because there's a stadiums got 50,000 people that have a ticket and this one only has

[00:16:16] 2,000 so are we just gonna have a well he pulled it off he did it and all those people were so happy King jelly comes through again wonderful human being Snoop Dogg's getting ready for the Olympics shares been super quiet so I

[00:16:30] don't know what's going on there Tanya's out doing her fair shows and whatever and we already talked about Queen Stevie I don't know the dolls available again oh they did a tiny run well that's good so if you want to

[00:16:46] Stevie barbies at our website it's a little outdated just saying Queen Stevie pay some child get the children the children are happy to help that's something I did all week too I had to go back and look at all my specials and

[00:16:58] chop them up and the children are gonna help me put them on tick-tock because I realized I have a whole tick-tock account and there's one thing of me doing stand-up it's just me and cats being jackasses like or here's my dad

[00:17:10] or mom or like it's just it's fun and I'm gonna keep doing that stuff but I should have that's why people don't know I'm a stand-up comedian cuz whose fault is that Jack straw me me well I gotta tell the children will do it the

[00:17:24] children who do it Chris is the child's name well I don't even know how old he is but he sounds young all right moving on update this is so crazy Kevin Castner's okay so we talked about the movie horizon I have never heard of

[00:17:45] a movie being a three-parter the only one part comes out at a time well the first parts out it's losing its ass I mean and he put in 38 39 million of his own money yeah I got carried away with Yellowstone and I get it I got carried

[00:18:01] away with this show I mean I didn't start dressing like a cowboy or anything but I get why you could see I'll just keep doing more of that except bigger and better but he bit off I think look they have pulled the second

[00:18:15] installment for the August release yeah Kevin Costner's Western period period Western horizon and American saga chapter 2 won't be writing into theaters on August 16th after all it's being pulled from the release calendar now after horizon one bit the dust in its theatrical debut a new date has yet

[00:18:34] to be announced I mean this is a disaster yeah I mean this is really bad the first one though the thing was it's a hundred million dollars I don't know they said they need more time for people to go see the first one um if they

[00:18:52] don't go the first couple weeks that's not how the numbers work right they don't go up week three oh yeah yeah he put 38 million of his own money in and the and funded the rest with the help of two mystery investors boy but they're

[00:19:07] just wanting to shove their head in a toaster fuck me and by selling off foreign rights yeah so there you go he's known for his confidence but even so he shocked Hollywood when he announced he would direct for the first time that's

[00:19:20] another bullshit move right there it's so insulting to actual directors I just think even if you're gonna do it okay everybody can make changes but and become more than you are but start small you know practice it just get your iPhone

[00:19:37] out make some movies of your cats I think I'm directing quite well I'm doing a what I don't even know who the actors are I did a whole video thinking it was Kato and it was choppa just it's a lot it's very I don't want to say arrogant

[00:19:51] but overconfident is that a better word yeah I think it's arrogance I would never say oh I can do that it's so short what people actually do for a goddamn living I think there are comedians have directed their own stand-up specials

[00:20:08] well I don't know I tried to watch a couple that are out there now and I was just like does this count as stand-up or is this performance already but maybe the children don't care it's the young people then you go to Amazon it's me and

[00:20:26] Gaffigan and Nate and like we actually have things prepared an act but maybe that's passe I don't know maybe the children don't mind if somebody just gets up there and talks and reads out of their fucking diary or whatever they're

[00:20:38] even doing I don't know I just yeah where's the young termites they're your mites the children the termites the children termites I like sure sure mites sure mites who do you like out there who's young that you like my little

[00:20:54] friend Ronin but Ronin has an act it's very structured and whenever I whenever I advocate for him I just want you to know he's nothing like me so don't think you're gonna you're gonna be you might be a little shocked and off but just

[00:21:06] saying he's very opinionated I think his first special was called fat Jew with a lisp he's got a big list too I mean he's got fat tongue rolling around everywhere is the hilarious way way update up day Prince Harry oh you

[00:21:30] know I don't like either one of these two little little people here he accepted the Pat Tillman award at the Espy's Megan wanted to go on stage you could tell but he didn't take her so it'll be in a lot of trouble for that

[00:21:43] lady later and then they got up and left after they got their award yeah that is to poor form you just sit your ass down and wait till the show's over and as they were leaving people were screaming leave get out like they're in the way

[00:21:54] they're saying goodbye to people it's like getting up at church before it's over and then you know shaking everybody's hand in the pew behind you and then he did some quote about a mother's love that is so hacked and

[00:22:07] stolen it's been it's been all over the place I can't believe you have the nerve just have the class to go you know what I appreciate it thank you I'll show up if you want me to but maybe there's somebody who was your next choice well

[00:22:22] more deserving or less already high-profile this is so people will watch the Espy's it's so gross well I found out who did it yeah I sure did don't think this goat didn't go dig a hole I went right on down it Prince

[00:22:37] Harry's receipt of the pet of the Pat Tim one more for the service that this has sparked widespread controversy and criticism the award typically given to individuals blah blah blah we know all this it was awarded to Prince Harry for

[00:22:50] his day they called him bunker Harry I mean the videos of him when he's quote in the in the service he's playing video games in an office I mean I'm not saying that's all he did he probably did do other things yeah the decision to

[00:23:05] to Disney was responsible for all this an insider revealed ESPN is owned by Disney and Harry's buddy Bob Iger is the CEO of the company the insider also noted that Harry and his wife Megan signed a deal media deal with Disney four

[00:23:20] ago further complicating the optics of the award so if I did all that I'd be like dude you can't give me a ward right it's just shit's gonna get out and they're gonna know it's all in inside no we can't do that well he didn't care he

[00:23:31] did it this was move was intended to pay the pave the way for new projects involving Harry Harry who what's his last name no what's Prince Harry's last name I told you I would not call him Prince Harry you're not a prince of me

[00:23:47] you're not a prince of America you're a prince at home you could go be a prince back in England no we found a different name Mountbatten that was his that was his uncle whatever well just that technically he doesn't have a last name well then you

[00:24:14] can't get in the bar how about that let me see your driver's license oh you don't have one how about your California State ID card don't you live in Calif monastique doll yeah so anyway he got the award and then the following day

[00:24:31] Kate Middleton shows up at Wimbledon of two days later and took took the wind right out of their sails which is one more update and then we're going to what are we watching Kate Middleton looked normal I mean like nothing changed she

[00:24:47] may even look healthier this was posted on Twitter only in Boston the foreman Neiman Marcus location at Natick mall is being converted into a two-story pickleball club that's what we said that's what we said go do it oh my god

[00:25:07] yep that's right well if it wasn't a hundred I'd try to go play today okay two things this was amazing well it was just an amazing week in sports Wimbledon was pretty boring because Jokevich I'm not sure that he's okay I

[00:25:24] don't like him I like Carlos I always call him Alcatraz I know that it's Al Corvette or something he beat him quickly like in less than two hours so it wasn't even competition the Joker didn't look like he was on his game but he just

[00:25:38] had surgery 39 days ago he's very easy he's the villain always but it was kind of boring and the girls match wasn't a whole lot better as far as excitement goes it was a pretty pretty yeah that little girl that one though that

[00:25:51] youngster she's a Czech and she was so funny afterwards because I just kept saying you know how does it feel she's like I cannot believe this is done I I can't believe I I won Wimbledon and she it's like she's in a dream where you're

[00:26:05] like what what what no uh shut up that's crazy she was adorable but what is probably there's two things that are probably not watched by as many termites and here's the thing you don't need to understand when I talk about sports you

[00:26:22] don't I only talk about the fun stories about it you don't have to understand the game well the Copa Cup is the there's the Euro Cup in soccer and then the Copa Cup is for South America and North America now the Copa Cup is not

[00:26:38] quite as popular as the Euro Cup I'd say the Euro Cup yeah it has more viewers and that was a phenomenal tournament tournament if you love it and just even if you don't care I was so happy Spain beat England and the even I just I feel

[00:26:54] I don't know but any good for the Spaniards it was a great day if you're Spanish the Spanish kid won Wimbledon and he even said it he goes well I'm Eddie smiling the whole time well I've done my job let's see if that soccer team

[00:27:06] can do it yeah I'm like that's right buddy you won Wimbledon now let's go but the Copa Cup so last week Uruguay played no that was the finals oh no you're going to play played Colombia and they were just I mean you don't want to say

[00:27:29] well the Colombians they got stuck with the stereotype um you know cocaine capital it but I mean me and my cousin Joey were texting it was like everyone was on coke I mean beating the living shit out of each other and not the

[00:27:43] bullshit flopping that happens in for the players but then Uruguay lost the most unbelievable moment I've ever seen in sports the Uruguay players went into the stands and beat up Colombian fans I'm like no this is quick because most

[00:27:58] people like they turn the game off but I'm texting my cousin Joey I'm like don't tell me you saw the TV on holy shit there in this dance there's beers flying punches flying there's no security anywhere it's just a free-for-all

[00:28:11] and I'm like wow I've never no matter how much provoked like in American football or baseball have I seen the team just go fuck it let's take them yeah and boom right in this stance then then as if this isn't already getting out of hand

[00:28:28] the other night was the final and it was Argentina versus Colombia Uruguay is out at this point and Canada went very far give a little round for paddles yeah went further in the United States and didn't lose too bad to

[00:28:46] Argentina which they have Messi if you've ever heard of him he's a big deal he's old though you might have played their third string they don't they don't broadcast that they let Messi go in for a while he's an old turtle he's 41 he's

[00:29:00] tired like they don't need him but anyway so the big final game was Monday night in Miami where the Dolphins play this is another thing I've never seen in the history of watching sports of my life the game had to be postponed by an

[00:29:19] hour because the fans couldn't get in the stadium then they showed video and they they were blaming mostly I'd say the blame was being put on the Colombian fans but there's videos they there were a shit ton of people that showed up with

[00:29:34] fake tickets or no tickets and then trying to get in and then they bum-rushed the place they climbed up and jumped over a thing they were going through vents shoving one another through vents it was the HVAC system all you need is one guy

[00:29:48] on the inside hey man where's the biggest entry to the oh I know okay I'll tell you where to go an hour delay I've never heard of that in any sport but Miami that stadium plans in 2026 to host seven World Cup games seven you

[00:30:04] don't even mildly have your shit together like there should have been an outer perimeter where we check your ticket before you get because then it was just a bum rush into the people were handing their kids to cops and running

[00:30:17] away and I'm like what the fuck you can't just give your kid to his poor cops like what am I supposed to do with this two-year-old yeah here take it I gotta go man the games about to start I've never seen anything so shocking and

[00:30:31] I'm sit there going are we but no one the sports announcers are hesitant to say anything because they don't want to seem like you know this kid but it's the stadiums fault I mean put pleasure in Miami there's already shit ton of South

[00:30:46] America you should have known this is gonna be a lot of people a lot of ticketing bullshit we need to we can't treat it like a dolphin game yeah I mean sometimes there's stadiums not full but I I just have never I don't know if

[00:31:09] they'll take it the games away from them unless they can prove it's under review to take them well I'm I might think about how about the where the Nebraska college team plays how about Michigan the big house seats a hundred thousand

[00:31:26] I don't know somebody who has their shit together they just were not prepared and I'm sure it is shocking if you're just a ticket it's not the actual people working there you're just sitting there taking tickets like you're at a hockey

[00:31:37] game or something and all of a sudden Oh see of yellow comes at you and no one has any tickets no identification they're just fucking coming and what are you supposed to do man what am I making 16 bucks an hour fuck this shit I would

[00:31:50] have ran away that is that this is not my problem that you people let this get out of hand there was a lot of destruction in the stadium I mean and it was it was an enormous mess everybody was shocked you know oh my god I can't

[00:32:06] believe all you really I could have told you this go out to a bar four thousand people without tickets got in and people with tickets one guy I felt so bad for me he is from Columbia he spent two grand on an airplane ticket but the

[00:32:25] and the ticket and he didn't get in cuz then at some point they just said fuck it and stopped that is not right either no you should give all those people their money back yep well stub hub or no the Miami Dolphins whoever owns the

[00:32:40] stadium well I don't know who owns somebody owns it right Roger Goodell this is my other sports story I know I've had a lot of sports but that's what's on that's what that's what I'm watching because there's nothing new yet

[00:32:56] on Netflix or Amazon there's a golfer you don't need to know anything about golf his name is Robert McIntyre and he's Scottish and he looks like my friend so just a little enough out of shape you know he'll go drinking with you like he

[00:33:13] doesn't need to get up at 6 to be at the gym well he won the Canadian Open a few weeks back with his dad was his caddy and then he was signed up for the Memorial Tournament which is Jack Nicklaus's one no one's allowed to skip

[00:33:26] that and he said I'm sorry I gotta go home to Scotland have a party I mean this this may never happen again and I'm like that's a man who's attended my TED talk that's right son you go home and have a party you don't need me fucking getting

[00:33:39] out here being all serious again Jack Nicklaus can wait or maybe not he's getting old but whatever whatever whatever I'm sure he's already met him and then he won the Scottish Open this past weekend the British Open is coming

[00:33:53] up and they give him a press schedule and his was all for Monday well he won the tournament on Sunday and before he got hammered he said oh the the press people said I will not be attending my press conference on Monday please can

[00:34:07] you move it and they agreed to move he said I will be too drunk I will not be able to drive a vehicle or probably even ride in a vehicle so don't expect me at

[00:34:17] the press conference I'm like this is a man who knows how to enjoy life you win the tournament go crazy then get your shit together he got his shit together after he won the Canadian one had the biggest party said he won't live in

[00:34:28] Florida it's not paying the apartment rent there ain't doing it gonna stay in Scotland good for him you didn't like the rent he has a golf course in Florida where he can hit balls if he needs to he's white and he's just a tiny bit

[00:34:41] chubby an endearing amount of chubby and he's hilarious in interviews I'm like that's my TED talk he'll be the first guest I bring on stage now tell me why you skip Jack Nicklaus this tournament because normal the American golfers

[00:34:54] would be so serious and well you know next week out full tomorrow I'm gonna get up and go to the gym and he's just like there's not enough alcohol in all of Scotland wonderful wonderful wonderful and then we're moving on to

[00:35:15] holy shit they found it archaeologists find more evidence of Bible story about Moses leading his people to the promised land 3200 years ago at the the land where the Israelites settled after Moses led them out of Egypt the Israeli and

[00:35:32] antiques antiquities Authority recently share their finding on Zeno which is mentioned in the Old Testament revealing stone walls pottery and other artifacts that date back more than 3200 years Catholics really aren't into reading the Bible per se but the Old Testament is definitely scary I'm like Lewis that's

[00:35:53] your part okay the Bible states the Israelites reached the promised land also known as Canon Canaan however they said in Catholic school around 1406 to 1407 BC after wandering in the desert for 40 years the team also uncovered a

[00:36:08] broken jar handle that featured the name of a king described in the Bible providing more evidence to Moses's story their story is spread over the books of Exodus Leviticus numbers and Deuteronomy Deuteronomy yeah it's hard to say so no

[00:36:27] I will not I will not do that I will not say it three times but and they unscut they've discovered wall so this is where they claim they ended up in the Bible I like I believe the stories are pretty much true not but then

[00:36:38] exaggerated a little yeah I mean the arc thing two of everything right please just don't maybe maybe back then there were only six animals magic of course I believe in magic but the kind of magic I believe is in coven with Ryan with

[00:37:00] Ryan Murphy no I mean it's just I just think their story like my dad would say they're good stories pay attention get the moral move on people get too wrapped up in the details and then I would get wrapped up in the details in religion

[00:37:13] class cuz I'm like wait so he had to get two of every animal on earth a male and female well his arc wasn't that big it couldn't do that as soon as you got the

[00:37:22] elephants in your fuck I mean I just I think it was the moral of the story there's a flood coming God's pissed and grab your dog and cat yeah yeah bug yeah whatever survives is gonna survive sad news did two sad news is well

[00:37:43] there's actually four this is uh there's never been this many deaths in one week and but I wanted to read because this is amazeballs I posted a picture of me and dr. Ruth it was like in the 90s we were on Letterman together and I couldn't

[00:37:58] believe it was her she was quite famous at the time and I'm like oh there she is and she walked down the hall just a tiny tiny little person like she's four foot

[00:38:06] seven yeah and I only knew her as the the sex talk therapist lady I didn't know well she was born in Germany to a Jewish family as the Nazis came to power her parents sent the ten-year-old girl to a school in Switzerland for safety

[00:38:19] remaining behind themselves because of her elderly grandmother they were both subsequently sent to a concentration camp by the Gestapo where they were killed after World War two she immigrated to British-controlled mandatory Palestine being only four foot seven and 17 she joined the Haganah and

[00:38:36] was trained as a sniper like I wish I would have known this back then I'm like could you sign something sniper sniper Ruth like I would add on her 20th birthday she was seriously wounded in action by an exploding shell during a

[00:38:52] mortar fire attack on Jerusalem in the 1947 and 1949 Israeli War of Independence and almost lost both of her feet two years later she moved to Paris France where she'd be studied at the Sorbonne immigrating to the United States

[00:39:04] I know she went to the Sorbonne it she worked as a maid to put herself through graduate school and earned a Master of Arts in Sociology from the New School in 1959 and earned a doctorate at 42 years of age from Teachers College

[00:39:17] Columbia University in 1970 over the next decade she taught a number at a number of universities and had private sex therapy practice it's amazing her show had like I don't need to go into all that but just the fact she was a

[00:39:31] sniper yeah she had kids and all that and she was 96 so that's a good life yeah long I yeah you forget I think Sally just you're a sniper probably a great sniper to that short nobody's looking at nobody's looking for you no

[00:39:48] mm-hmm Richard Simmons died unexpectedly to he's been posting he's been back in the news his real name was Milton Teagle his real name is Milton Teagle Simmons yeah he was born in New Orleans he was born to show business parents and raised

[00:40:13] in the French Quarter of New Orleans he had an older brother Leonard father was raised Methodist and worked as master ceremonies and later in thrift stores while their mother was Russian Jewish was a traveling traveling fan dancer we

[00:40:32] need some older termites yeah I mean my I don't know he later can converted to Catholicism and he attended Korea Su High School yeah he graduated from Florida State is that Burt's Chrysler's I see Florida State or University of

[00:40:48] Florida he's a gator okay he became obese in his childhood and began to overeat became overweight by the time he was five at 15 he weighed 182 he considered becoming a priest he was an art student and appeared among freak

[00:41:04] shows of a so then we all know what happened but that was just another and Shelley Duvall died very sad and Shannon Doherty died I didn't watch those shows but that was a very sad 53 is way too young that was I'm telling

[00:41:19] you this is a whole Letterman week of guest Burt did go to Burt okay well alumni for Burt Chrysler mr. Richard Simmons Milton Teagle just thought those things were interesting moving on to news okay where are my Texas termites

[00:41:42] Houston specifically once again okay I don't like to do hard things so I'll make this super easy and this is no I'm drinking out of my buckies a pint glass right now um so when you think of public utilities electric gas whatever

[00:42:03] like in Nashville it's Nashville Electric Services in Missouri it's Amran or but it's regulated it's a state thing well Texas sold all that off and private companies own it and the grid is collapsing left and right and we aren't

[00:42:21] even in the hottest part of summer well that hurricane hit down there and I was following along and mattress Mac posted a video I reposted it saying if you need help come down here they he gave him breakfast lunch and dinner he had like

[00:42:35] 3,500 people he was feeding every day they could charge their phones their medical equipment and all that stuff well this is still going on up to two days ago and now I know I have some termites to say mattress Mac is a

[00:42:52] right-wing guy and he donates to well you know I'm interested in what you're doing for the general public and he does wonderful things now is because somebody pointed out he's sitting at the table the center point he calls him center

[00:43:05] pointless I've never seen him mad and these guys are people he probably is friends with or but you know we don't just because I help somebody get elected it doesn't mean I know what they're gonna do or the politicians that yes I

[00:43:18] get all that but he called he flogged them in public and and then reposted a video him still he couldn't wait to get that video out and he's like your center pointless and you're not doing it could say take all the profits instead of

[00:43:30] upgrading the grid like now oh this was this is how bad it is so if I get home here or in Missouri and the powers out I go on Nashville Electric and there's there's a map here's your power outages it's very easy to tell well Centerpoint

[00:43:45] who owns the electric in Houston anyway I don't know how much more Texas there's no map people were going on the Whataburger app and if the Whataburger was open then they knew that area had electricity that's what they're fucking

[00:43:59] down to well how smart was that somebody was like hey I got an idea and then spread the word just go on there then you'll know if that area has electricity or but then you don't know what if it's a generator I don't know they the whole

[00:44:10] thing is just dogshit people pay their electric bills and then when they really need it you know it goes out and then they're like well we don't you don't have the manpower to come cut down the trees whatever but in Nashville the

[00:44:21] power is never out for more than I would say three four hours they are on it and those little NES trucks come Missouri same thing they're on it the power is restored quickly but these people just keep the profits and

[00:44:37] mattress Mac I reposted the video on my stuff he went absolutely mental on them well-deserved and whether he did or did not help some of these people get these gigs or stay in these jobs or be elected he's saying you're doing you can't ask

[00:44:50] for anything more net he's saying this is bullshit these people pay their bills and then you just don't do it um he's just I wish he would run but I think I think he's old hey I don't know how old he is probably 70 I don't know not old

[00:45:09] 73 okay well that's not too old compared he's a Pisces Oh good for him he got so mad he goes yeah I don't know about you folks but we don't we don't summer in Aspen we summer in Houston he was so mad it was excellent excellent

[00:45:29] excellent moving on to more news news is sad times did you ever rent a movie from Redbox I have I used to get them for the kids because Blockbuster was closed the once high Redbox and what's highly popular movie rental service and rival

[00:45:48] to Blockbuster is set to see its brightly colored kiosk disappears for disappear for good outside grocery stores and grocery stores and drugstores it's outside of every Walgreens in Nashville and in Missouri the dollar store I think

[00:46:03] is where I would go with the kids yeah if you'd like your brain to explode take seven year old twin girls that have pockets full of change not they don't have one dollar bills they have change and then try to figure out what a

[00:46:19] dollar is and how many more things they can buy oh and then I would just go you can have whatever you want my mom would go dad it's not why we're here don't buy them everything I call not buy them everything per se mom I just don't feel

[00:46:33] like doing this math 25 plus a nickel how much do I have now cat I don't know I lost track let's start over I am NOT your math aunt we've gone over that math science anyway they're closing them the parent company chicken soup for the

[00:46:54] soul entertainment filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy the 2700 rental kiosk will be closed and then removed as it looks to sell off its asset assets to bring in cash oh all 1033 employees will lose their job without any payoff I know I

[00:47:11] used to go up there um well at the Ozarks there wasn't a real video store there was like a offshoot one that I'm not sure they that's what all they were doing in there I'm just saying but the the red boxes were good for her to grab

[00:47:25] a kid's movie yeah back before you could stream and all that Netflix used to mail the movies yeah and then you had to move them back mail them back and then well Blockbuster one time told me that I hadn't returned the sound of music

[00:47:38] and I absolutely had returned it and then they said I owed him like $35,000 or something ludicrous is something it's teenager with acne oh you owe 35 to fuck off I gave the sound of music back I didn't keep it just because you guys

[00:47:54] didn't check it back in I put it in the box right I don't own we want me to pay Julie Andrews again no anyway the company owes millions of dollars over 500 creditors including major retailers Walgreens and Walmart and entertainment

[00:48:08] giants such as BBC Sony Pictures and Warner Brothers at their height in 2013 they had a sales of 1.9 billion they once had 43,000 kiosk in the US and Canada why it was founded in 2002 when the DVD business was booming yeah sad times you

[00:48:30] won't see them anymore I did my video my promo video up in front of one be the last time probably more news good news so there's a grizzly bear in Yellowstone she's uh they've never seen a grizzly bear have five cubs I think we might have

[00:48:48] gone over this story earlier we did talk about a breathing well they're not sure she had all five there could be a they call her supermom they could all be hers or maybe another bear died and she adopted two or three because they usually

[00:49:03] have two or three cubs well she's been spotted again and she's fine and that the if you go online well put it in the notes until now the highest cover was four that was the record so she's a super duper mom these five little grizzly

[00:49:18] bees oh my god they are the cutest things you've ever seen um and they saw her again she's fine and she the girl took a bunch of pictures Andrea so-and-so said I'm so glad I got to document it otherwise nobody would have believed it

[00:49:37] yeah oh my god you just gotta go see the picture they're adorable so everybody's fine so far all the little um yeah the tiny cubs are doing good I wish they would DNA test them and then well they have to they'd have to capture them I

[00:49:53] wouldn't want to do that right now you know in the um speaking of animals hippos can fly yep nope scientists discover that hippos can fly over short distances get a load of this and there's there's mean I mean we know about Pablo's

[00:50:13] oh it's a smart one it's news break science scientists discovery okay and what do you think I got it like the Inquirer no no not that I don't enjoy the Inquirer again but oh when you think of animals to become airborne hippos

[00:50:30] wouldn't exactly be the first species that comes to mind after all these mammals can weigh up to 1,500 kilograms for males and 1,300 for females I don't know how much that is in our weight but it's a lot nevertheless researchers at

[00:50:43] the Royal Veterinarian College in North Mims Hedfordshire have found that after looking at footage of hippos in detail they do in fact become airborne when they run on land at full speed hippos can reach up to speeds of 18.6 miles an

[00:50:58] hour that would scare the living shit out of anyone I did not think a fat creature could go that quickly when this occurs researchers show that hippos can briefly get all four feet off the ground simultaneously for up to 15% of the time

[00:51:15] that's how fast they go yeah it's a simple is it simple as biomechanics research can get but noted the difficult of this study studying the hippos for the analysis I mean they're just look so sluggish um they went to a flamingo

[00:51:34] land resort in North Yorkshire to capture the footage of the hippos as there's they had space to gallop and capture the animals between their stable and watering hole the clips were analyzed frame by frame it's mind-numbing it's

[00:51:47] one of those things in my work that I hate the most it's really boring agonizing to watch the videos but they did it and they proved it I'm wondering if baby hippos can do something that adult hippos can't do they're focusing

[00:52:01] now on pygmy hippos hip and imagine how those could fly a little tiny guys probably even more because they're not as fat here's some controversy well there were two two things that happened this is just uh this is this is not

[00:52:21] reading the room this is a case of not reading a room so Mick Jagger okay so Justin let's Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau when he first came on the scene there was a picture of him without a shirt on and his curly hair and he's

[00:52:37] boxing right and I sent it to Lewis and I said look out that look at this little hottie who thinks he's gonna be the Prime Minister his father was the Prime Minister for like 40 years and and I said I said Jesus he's gorgeous and Lou

[00:52:51] goes you should have seen his mother I'm like what and I didn't know anything about Margaret Trudeau well I looked her up and she was a hottie and she followed the Rolling Stones she left the old for the old the old man her husband

[00:53:04] was like 40 years old Pierre Pierre Trudeau he was like 40 years older than her she had the kids and she's like this is all great but I'm going out with the Rolling Stones bye Pierre tell the nannies do what they do I gotta go well I

[00:53:17] think Mick Jagger is thinking back to those days and in Vancouver he went on stage and said we love your mr. Trudeau and he got booed so Justin is not high in his polling as of late in Canada they're not and he said I mean his

[00:53:36] family's always been such big fans of her but they clearly don't read the room just don't be right more he's thinking of Margaret bouncing around in London in 1967 and yeah right and then he tried to switch the subject so this is like a

[00:53:55] this is like a nervous comics reaction when you fuck up and then you're like oh shit shit shit and he goes by the way congratulations on the Canadian soccer team getting to the summer he tried to just switch it to soccer and they're all

[00:54:09] Sims characters all pissed yeah so that Mick what's the lesson learned there let's don't be bringing up politics on stage at a rock show especially when all you remember is his super hot smoking mother following you around as a groupie

[00:54:27] I don't think this should be happening a stegosaurus fossil could catch up to six million dollars fetch up to six million dollars at Sotheby's should they be auctioned no this isn't only shit they found it this is news they're

[00:54:44] auctioning it off yeah six million bucks that's what they think it's gonna get what freak for a dinosaur sky one it's in very good shape too no I mean so what so some prince of some crazy country can have it in his foyer I

[00:55:02] mean no it's Wednesday they're gonna hold a live auction it's a stegosaurus fossil known as apex the auction and then where do you put this how big is your house they think it's gonna sell between four and six million making it

[00:55:20] one of the most expensive fossils no we should be in a museum yeah yeah it's 11 foot tall and 27 foot long feet long it's one of the most complete skeletal structures of its kind paleontologist Carrie was among the scientists who

[00:55:35] viewed the specimen at the dig site in Colorado where it was just no we're not digging this shit up to give it to some rich lunatic who's gonna hide it no yeah

[00:55:45] I don't think they should do that or or we should get a museum to go put up the money um you know as a scientist fossils have no monetary value you know these numbers are largely arbitrary I mean every fossil is unique no but right but

[00:56:01] it could go in a museum yes we'll see what it gets I'll keep you updated termites I will keep you updated um here's a nice little something Michael Bloomberg donates 1 billion to cover John Hopkins medical student for tuition

[00:56:15] yeah yep 1 billion the gift will make tuition for medical student free for students with family incomes under 300 grand isn't that wonderful it also covers living expenses for students of families incomes total income less than 175 yeah it's the Bloomberg philanthropies founded by billionaire

[00:56:39] Michael that's just every once while him and mattress Mac just did nice things this week yeah good for him go for you as Rocky the port would say go for you so my sister and them went to the husband and the

[00:56:58] kids yeah they went to Italy and Spain they had a blast um but they were there at the same time that protesters are squirting water at tourists in Barcelona but she said she didn't see any of it Kate she said she heard about it

[00:57:15] thousands of angry Barcelona residents took to the streets over the weekend to participate in a protest against mass tourism in the Spanish city their weapon of choice a Humber humble water pistol probably would have felt good because

[00:57:26] it was kind of hot there for a hot minute like very hot video footage showed protesters squirting water from colorful pistols at travelers who were dining in Las Ramblas a tourist heavy district a soggy tourists awkwardly scurried away

[00:57:39] they were the Barcelona people were seen chanting tourists go home and using red tape to cordon off hotels and rent re restaurant entry points demonstrators or say tourism is killing the city here we go again though

[00:57:54] Vrbo Airbnb the scenes were part of a wire it would Kate said that my sister said she read that they were mostly mad at the mayor because he said he was gonna do something about Airbnb and Vrbo and he just hasn't and so nobody

[00:58:09] peep the it's like the guy who tried to buy the house next to me he's a Vrbo guy that's what he does for a living and then no one lives no one can live in

[00:58:19] that house that actually lives in here right um because it's now rented um the scenes were part of a bar they saw 2,800 people calling for limits to tourism according to police it organizes a claim there were seven times as many as that

[00:58:34] the mayor Jamy Cobani Barcelona's socialist mayor removed renewed his firm commitment towards eliminating Airbnb style short-term rentals in the city within five years in a post on social media he said a new housing plan will remove more than 10,000 properties from tourist uses and be returned to residents

[00:58:54] yeah let people live where they live um he added the tourists tax surcharge will be increased from 352 to $4.33 a night Spanish the Spain saw 85 million international visitors throughout 2023 15 million in Barcelona I mean I can't even imagine how you can deal with that no yeah so everybody everybody is

[00:59:24] experiencing the same problem but well not tourist cities not regular cities but where there's a lot of people wanting to um so here's a little something this is such this is why I cannot I don't like any of the Royals

[00:59:42] this is well just in general I'm fascinated by him but I don't like him and I would get rid of it I would get rid of because people go yeah but they bring in so much tourist money I know that but let's say you didn't have any

[00:59:58] of these people anymore okay I still want to go to Buckingham Palace I still everybody still goes to Versailles in Paris you want to see you know you will still want to see that I don't need living people to make me want to see

[01:00:13] right I'll still want to go to Windsor Castle I'll take the little day trip out of London and the bus I've done it King Charles takes a big step to be close to Prince Harry he buys a luxury condo in the US I mean how many rentals

[01:00:32] how many how many unit how many why can't you just rent a hotel to get a hotel um he buys he buys final unit an iconic New York City building sparking speculation on his potential visit to America we can't imagine I'd like to go

[01:00:50] see my son has anyone purchased me a pep talk no would you like me to say at the Holiday Inn Express and get a good night's sleep no a luxury condo in New York City for 6.6 million making waves on billionaires row in Manhattan the

[01:01:07] condo situated at 11 111 West 57th hmm I have to Lewis I have to show me that in the Steinway Hall section marks the final sale in this iconic building the trans action was finalized in June as per city records this move is notable

[01:01:25] given that Prince Harry now residing in us will be living just hours away from his father's new amenity rich bridging home bridging the distance across the Atlantic well I've got news for you guys it's still five hours on a

[01:01:35] plane from LA to New York I mean if you're gonna do it go to Chicago well more so you're closer Colorado yeah yeah la is too crowded I don't yeah I don't think King King Chucky is happy with

[01:01:55] Megan or Harry Harry's a little he's just a little spoiled little rotten brat just spoiled right rotten um but you know you guys did it here he is it's a 3600 square foot fancy apartment they actually use the word fancy the

[01:02:14] person who paid for it is mentioned in the closing papers as his majesty the King right of Canada yeah represented by the Minister of Foreign Affairs as per the New York Post yeah I mean and then he'll never be there so you're not you

[01:02:34] got another apartment in a building that's just a ghost ship with these people with their third and fourth and fifth residences and then nobody lives there and then the coffee shop can't stay open it's all trickled down being

[01:02:45] too negative on this podcast but I mean it's it's like everything close when you don't have people actually living there so like this happened in Kovat I noticed in Minneapolis Target is their big employer the store target I love target

[01:02:59] they their headquarters are there right and they told people during Kovat you know don't come down to work well okay when that happens then we don't have a lunch crowd anymore and then we don't have a happy hour crowd and then what's

[01:03:12] very sad is for Kathleen Madigan my Irish pub closes and it's only open for events now oh my god probably I probably looked like a dog who just watched their owner get hit by a car I just stood there and read that sign and went no this

[01:03:26] can't be possible I had visions of my corned beef sandwich and a Guinness yeah they had walleye there it's a three-bedroom 4.5 bedroom condo it coincides with rumors about the Kings potential visit to America well no official confirmation has been made for the same multiple reports and experts

[01:03:49] suggest that such plans might be in the works yeah I just you know okay great how many times are you gonna be there here three are you running out for Starbucks to keep my Starbucks open no no no you're not I don't they should

[01:04:10] stop see there's other countries where you have to do a lot to buy something you have to prove residency but but but but but or you like the Swiss you have to be Swiss it is nationalistic but it also keeps shit in check

[01:04:24] speaking of which things have gone on San Francisco office vacancies hit all time high despite a Silicon Valley AI more than one in three San Francisco offices are vacant so then that makes everything else close because there's no

[01:04:40] people how am I supposed to have my little quick shop if nobody's coming here wanting some gum it's a record high thirty four point five percent empty yep well I think Lewis told me in the square what is it Union Square a bunch

[01:05:00] of shit closed um yeah the dire state of office space in San Francisco has forced landlords to slash prices asking prices for their rent for the lowest level in nearly a decade the average rent but is this include apartments

[01:05:14] because all the comedians I ever knew never nobody could afford to live inside San Francisco in San Francisco proper without a shit ton of roommates and there's no parking you got a street park I never I was like this seems so hard

[01:05:26] you could just come to LA yeah there's plenty of parking for my Pontiac no problem yeah here's some model left field termites member convicted killer Jodi Arias she killed that boy I can't remember his name that Mormon boy I want

[01:05:48] to say Todd not Todd what was it well maybe it's in the article her former boyfriend Travis Todd same thing well she was a cuckoo bird and a half I watched all that oh I mean obviously a killer too but like a sociopath that got

[01:06:11] caught up in her own stories on the witness stand it was fascinating to watch as it like a clinical study but anyway she's serving a life sentence in Arizona for the 2008 murder of Travis Todd she is now selling her artwork

[01:06:28] online for $2,500 a painting what she's maintains an online presence to a web site a website she has a website and Instagram managed by her family well her website state she's not accepting commissions she recently completing a

[01:06:44] painting of a cow after a special request the prison guard took particular interest in the pieces progress the convicted she commands significant prizes an original acrylic painting titled beyond horizon is listed at $2,500 prizes range from 28 to 39 a set of collectible postcards is $34.95

[01:07:04] Travis Alexander was his name he was found in his home and she stabbed him it was all crazy it was a crazy crazy if you're there the younger the year might Google all that yeah this is where I was like wait what I didn't think they could

[01:07:19] make money well here's thing many states have laws preventing criminals from profiting from their crimes areas his artwork did not directly relate to his murder so therefore she can keep the money mm-hmm how much is she really

[01:07:36] making though it's gonna to support her appeals process stop just stop I mean I can't imagine she's selling that many right just saying this is um this is oh yeah hold on that's a good one you have a really good feel good story but this is

[01:07:55] a scary story so if you did speaking of Coven and New Orleans because we've been talking about that lately fantastico I think there's a lady in New Orleans that worked at a strip club for 12 years and she does these videos

[01:08:09] about she worked at a strip club in New Orleans um she does videos about the freaky people that came in it's on Instagram I don't know her name but I believe every word she's saying she believed she believed she met mark the

[01:08:24] Archangel Michael but then I don't know why an angel would be in a strip club she was a dancer yeah we're not using the word stripper exotic dancer okay if you really want to see exotic dancing you should see me dance because it's so

[01:08:43] horrible it looks like I'm actually suffering some sort of seizure so the very famous would a woman Madame Delphine la Laurie who was played by Kathy Bates she was a New Orleans socialite and a serial killer who was

[01:09:02] believed to have tortured and murdered slaves in her household they go through it all born during the Spanish colonial period she was married three times in Louisiana it was twice widowed she maintained her position in New Orleans

[01:09:12] society until April 10th 1834 when rescuers responded to a fire at her Royal Street mansion they discovered bound slaves in her attic who showed evidence of cruel violent abuse over a long period of time her house was subsequently subsequently sacked by an outraged mob she escaped to France with

[01:09:34] her family she died in Paris she was only 62 the mansion traditionally held to be La Laurie's is a landmark in the French Quarter in part because of its history and architectural significance however her house was burned by the mob and the

[01:09:51] mansion was rebuilt at 1140 Royal Street they so they rebuilt it but it was the original one was burnt but still yeah same property well let me see if there's anything about her torture yeah so she was generally quote polite to black

[01:10:13] people right except for when she wasn't right she and it was like sadistic crazy crazy crazy crazy shit well that mansion and now for the rest of the story is Paul Harvey Missouri man would say that mansion is now on the market do

[01:10:37] you have 10.25 million the scariest thing about this 19th century building is the interior design situated on the corner of New Orleans historic Royal Street the La Laurie mansion is best known for a serial killer Duffy it's

[01:10:51] lovely it's now on the market for 10.25 million the original building that stood on the lot was burned down by a mob after Trent came to light did she been torturing Merti's life though the mansion that stands there today is a

[01:11:03] rebuild constructed years later by a new owner it's still referred to as the haunted house yeah just rebuilding it ain't gonna it's in the ground I mean the bad vibes are everywhere she isn't the only notable figure though to have

[01:11:18] lived here in 2009 actor Nick Cage once owned the building the property owned the property that stands there today before losing it in a foreclosure auction yeah he's never been good with my house there are a few too many

[01:11:34] questionable interior design choices in the home but the bedrooms in particular are so unbelievably ugly that you'd almost have to respect it along with all the other rooms you'd expect in the house the mansion boasts a billiard

[01:11:44] room a 2,000 bottle wine cellar and a speakeasy bar with a bed in it this is just a regular little whorehouse now I guess the inside is nozzling nozzling liating gaudy the exterior is far more pleasant well the problem is you

[01:12:01] don't live outside you live inside it's in the French Quarter and it's quaint little French Quarter brick courtyard which leads up to the wraparound balcony to sit and watch the world go by and that's not all there's also a private

[01:12:13] rooftop terrace with an enviable panoramic view of New Orleans so if you've got several millions I mean you'd have to be fuck nut crazy there's no way no it was used for many things too over the years it like I don't know

[01:12:29] how Nick Cage got it but it was like a it was a school it was um office buildings I mean offices in it yeah it's all yeah I don't know I'd put some sort

[01:12:42] of memorial up and let that lot just be that yeah one more well I'm gonna save that one for next week hey this is my feel-good story though okay I love it I love it so in Istanbul Turkey cats are allowed

[01:13:04] everywhere they're all treated as pets and most of them live outside and they like it and they're all fed and they're all spayed neutered blah blah blah blah they're all taken care of well in Istanbul this is how much the cats like

[01:13:17] people a concerned mother cat brought her kitten to the hospital for help unfortunately it was a human's hospital emergency room not a vet but fortunately medics helped the poor cat and the kitten anyway there's they have pictures

[01:13:29] of this cat bringing the kitten in just walked in the front of the hospital I mean how smart is that she doesn't it's like that goose we read about that that as sad as it was at the stray kitten cats kitten was sick it was wildly

[01:13:44] impressive that she knew the hospital is where people and animals get go to get help with help with their health that's how they know that I know and then I look at baby cats sometimes and I think you're not the brightest one and I think

[01:13:56] God only knows what she really knows yeah what do you really know even though the cat came to human hospital they helped immediately they inspected the kitten for health problems while the mom watched nearby while the medics were

[01:14:09] looking after little kitten the mama cat was given milk and food to make her more comfortable the Turks have long been known for their love and care for stray animals many leaving food and water for them on the streets every

[01:14:18] they're everywhere they're on the turnstiles like in a subway it's crazy I've seen there's a lot of Instagram things about it it's awesome they checked out the kitchen make kitten made sure it wasn't dire and they was then

[01:14:30] sent to a vet for proper evaluation well done the Turkish people and the media and the news became so invested it also a story went viral on reddit one commenter explained that in Turkey stray cats and dogs are everyone's pet you can

[01:14:47] see food and water on these friends on every corner cats are welcome to sleep and live in mosque etc etc etc it's a beautiful place for stray animals yeah that's a wonderful little story and then it's just some more stuff but how

[01:15:01] they treat cats but yeah good deal okay termites I got a couple thank-yous and we do our quotes and then we're gonna go on about a week and I'm gonna go pack for Atlantic City I have to pack some cash what am I I'm doing two shows and

[01:15:18] I'm going to the White House subs I'm gonna be the first old person there so I don't have to stand in that goddamn line I'm gonna see my friend Dory and her brother Davey and well I go to the boardwalk I don't know it depends on how

[01:15:30] hot it is I like to go walk it just to see what's going on I like to be up up to speed on what's happening but I don't know the poor God is awfully comfortable as Lewis isn't a big board Walker Walker guy now and then I'll say

[01:15:48] well let's just go and go go to what is it longboard and have a beer and then he just looks at me like he's tired of it and he wants to go I don't know maybe I

[01:15:55] could document do maybe uh just a few shoutouts um my jaws theme mad magazine Thank You termite Debbie from Los Alamitos some fun notebook sticker from termite Katie and a little artwork of a pup from termite cats so thank you for

[01:16:13] that that was in the post office um let's do our quotes let me see if there's anything else I do not forget the Olympics start July 26 and we're have a story next week the Olympics is losing its ass no one's going well I was

[01:16:27] thinking about going um I know no not the Olympics I don't really care I'm fine watching it at home I never ever wanted to I don't like events that large and parking and yeah you know the parking in the bathroom I don't it's just the

[01:16:42] lines are too long no I wanted to go to Paris because I haven't been there in like probably 15 years and then I was like I only had this time off and then

[01:16:53] for I one week off and then I was like I'm not going it's I forgot the Olympics were there they're actually telling the Parisians treat it like kovat just stay home or get out of town because it's gonna be that fucked up um so anyway but

[01:17:09] I do like watching starts July 26th let's do it take a quote I can't wait for the gymnastics okay well this is from 17 magazine from Taytay in 2009 I think the tiniest little thing could change the course of your day Lewis would say it

[01:17:32] would be a roast beef sandwich anything sandwich can change his which can change the course of your year which can change who you are deep deep deep thoughts let's go to Dolly he's been quiet she hasn't come up with a product in over 24

[01:17:53] hours oh okay this is hopeful for old people discussing the longevity of her looks in a magazine people interview in 1982 I don't care how ugly I get as long as I'm healthy I figure my best years are gonna be between 50 and 100

[01:18:18] good for shooting high look at you well and she's made it to what 78 yeah she's just made some lodge cast-iron pans she's got a perfume and Walmart what's when there's nothing going wrong here everything's fine all right termites

[01:18:35] I'll see you guys down the road my boots on the ground termites thanks for letting me know what's going on in Germany and Iceland it's fun it's fun to have people out there doing the work of the Lord to for no money just doing this

[01:18:48] for fun and two new t-shirts coming in I have seen the dates for 2025 some super fun cities and there might be a special announcement for 2025 is very exciting very happy can't say it yet though and that's all I got