Episode 177: Red Lobster’s Latest Storm, Family Threads, & The Baby Reindeer Rabbit Hole

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigans Pubcast. You grab

[00:00:12] yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.

[00:00:17] Hermit! Oh no, what happened to my fire? Episode 177! The pub is open and welcome.

[00:00:33] And guess where I'm going tonight? To go see Stevie! Yay! At the Bridgestone! Yay!

[00:00:43] Maybe there'll be some surprise guests because it's Nashville and people are home on a Tuesday,

[00:00:47] no one's on the road yet. And I know no one's really on the road yet because at the grocery

[00:00:53] store by my house the tour bus is parked there and then they load up with ham and turkey and

[00:00:57] delicious things and then they take these people out to sell their wares and their merch. I've

[00:01:04] only seen one tour bus, somebody's going out this weekend. Really? Welcome! Maybe it's Stevie's.

[00:01:11] I don't think Stevie's dragging her own merch bus and I don't think Stevie's on a bus.

[00:01:14] I think Stevie's on a private jet with her dog.

[00:01:19] Yeah so very excited about that. You know the 75 year olds go when they're yeah crushing it

[00:01:29] but go when they're out there because I thought well I did just see Stevie not too too long ago.

[00:01:33] It's never enough. Well it would be, I can't be one of those people that goes once a month,

[00:01:37] it ruins it. No. Yeah I don't get all that but uh once a month would be a stalker. Yeah once

[00:01:44] you're getting into baby reindeer territory here like and then I think oh my god the person on

[00:01:48] stage looks out and sees those people again especially with comedy. Yeah. Because I don't,

[00:01:52] I can't write that fast. No. I mean once every six months yeah but um but with music I guess

[00:01:58] it doesn't matter people just want to hear Lancelot again. I agree. They just want to,

[00:02:01] I just have a teen. Yes. Yeah. Um what are we drinking? Well because we're in Nashville,

[00:02:08] Tennessee the Jackalope Brewery is one of my favorite breweries here. I'm gonna be your

[00:02:12] boots on the ground for Nashville. If you turn my say have any questions about coming to Nashville

[00:02:16] you would send it to the email box and that's why I keep reporting on the bars and stuff in

[00:02:20] case you have a big trip coming up. You know the good the pros and the cons. That's why you're doing

[00:02:25] it. Well it's I'm doing the work of the lord. I'm going bar to bar and giving reviews and

[00:02:31] letting people know what is available. I spent a lot of extra time in Nudie's

[00:02:35] last week. It is one of my favorite, it's an actual honky tonk. Note to Garth Brooks,

[00:02:42] a honky tonk usually has wooden floors and a tiny stage in the corner where we put 17 people

[00:02:52] in a band and make enough room. Hello. We're gonna get to that. There was a white dude doing Lizzo.

[00:02:59] There was a chubby white seemingly just looks like you're run of the mill country white guy

[00:03:06] who did Lizzo. It was a fucking amazing. Yeah and he got a huge round of applause and a lot of tips

[00:03:11] for it so maybe he should learn some more Lizzo songs or different artists that you wouldn't

[00:03:15] expect him to do. Right. Yeah didn't look like it so we're drinking the this was honor of the

[00:03:22] Preds, the hockey team, the national predators which I really think they should they've missed

[00:03:26] the boat on calling them the predators. They should have been the catfish and I don't know why

[00:03:32] no major league team throwing this out there free idea has gone with camo as their uniform. You

[00:03:38] would sell billions and then you can sell pink camo and for the women that like pink I'd go green

[00:03:44] like bright green I would wear it. The Padres have it. It's a military thing though I believe.

[00:03:51] I think it's military anyway this Preds beer the Preds sucked the blues sucked.

[00:03:57] I don't know I'm rooting for Edmonton for my friend Lars a comedian he's from Edmonton yeah

[00:04:04] and I don't really know anybody from Edmonton but I know Lars has put in a lot of years rooting very

[00:04:08] hard and they have Connor McDavid and I don't feel that Connor's showing up as Connor. No it's my

[00:04:13] own problem. I know it's where you're from I mean Connor if you're the Michael Jordan the MVP

[00:04:18] turn it up let's see it happen it has to happen during the playoffs or it doesn't count and

[00:04:23] you're a joker. Enough said on hockey no one cares except me. I care. You care Canadians care all of

[00:04:31] can all of Canadia cares yeah um so that's what we're drinking what are we eating well we're

[00:04:37] gonna try some Lay's potato chips that claim they're BLT flavored yeah who pitched this at

[00:04:42] the Lay's meeting? No idea. If you were my dad you just put these on your BLT. Oh magnificent.

[00:04:52] You don't need special chips you just make a BLT put it on. Oh you like them. I do. Nice. Wow.

[00:05:00] Why does it say east coast inspired when everybody has BLTs? East coast inspired well maybe somebody

[00:05:07] on the east coast um presented the idea. Paddles you don't know. I don't know. I don't know either.

[00:05:14] Um they're good. I like them a lot. I have to say tied with a real Lay's and I've never said that

[00:05:20] before yeah tied tied I would take these they're not as I don't know as I eat the 90th one.

[00:05:31] I don't know. A plus Lay's. Nice. Well done and I always think you should never ever mess up an original

[00:05:39] right um speaking of east coast people I'm gonna give all of the east coast a shout out

[00:05:45] and um some sort of oh nope sorry I gotta read something off my phone so the phone rang um

[00:05:53] um that uh I'm gonna give them an imaginary award because I don't have enough award for

[00:06:00] everybody on the east coast all sports fans on the east coast your dedication I don't know how

[00:06:06] they stay up that late and they have to go to work yeah and then these hockey games go into overtime

[00:06:11] and now I just sit there and scream it's 12 45 in New York like these poor people I'm struggling

[00:06:18] to stay awake in central time zone and I didn't like the west coast time zone because it's too

[00:06:23] early like football's not at 10 in the morning I haven't even had it I'm not awake I haven't

[00:06:26] even had a Bloody Mary um so shout out I don't know how the east coast people do it I really don't

[00:06:32] especially when baseball because that can go on forever and hockey there's been so many overtimes

[00:06:37] I feel sorry I feel bad I wouldn't want to be in that time zone uh we're now trying rolled gold

[00:06:42] cool ranch flavored no no people try to flavor things with ranch and you can't because they use

[00:06:53] a powder there's a powder all over this I can taste it I can see it yeah it's on my fingers

[00:06:59] no all right hard no and rolled gold are my favorite that and Snyder's pretzels yeah

[00:07:07] that was a failed idea at the meeting and I'm imagining that meeting took place in the midwest

[00:07:13] somebody in Missouri or Wisconsin or Illinois went put ranch on them how about you just have

[00:07:18] ranch next to pretzels real ranch that's how we solve that that's what we do there

[00:07:24] and we're gonna try one more thing subway I will say I've revisited a subway because they

[00:07:29] made changes and I thought somewhere on the road let's give them a try okay and I got their Italian

[00:07:34] sandwich heated up and it was really good yeah and I have no reason to promote subways I like

[00:07:39] Jersey Mike's probably better but sometimes this is their roasted garlic aioli sauce that they sell

[00:07:46] I don't know uh it's aioli not aioli aioli aioli oh it's aioli oh oh god no well it's got a lot of

[00:08:00] garlic I'm not a garlic monster if you love garlic yes could I have a little bit of this

[00:08:06] on a sandwich yeah but it's gonna change your whole sandwich you gotta be ready for that

[00:08:10] go back to the this is a do you dare do you dare do you buy that whole bottle it's like eight

[00:08:16] nine seven eight bucks yeah I'm gonna do that nope no not now nope ew no ew what's your review uh

[00:08:26] that's ew I'm saying no stick with the Italian sandwich get it heated up um okay here's where

[00:08:32] the shows are gonna be and then we're gonna get on into it on June 8th Westhampton New York

[00:08:38] yes I'll be at the Hamptons uh June 16th Charlestown West Virginia I love that casino

[00:08:43] June 29th Portland Maine uh 19th and 20th Borgata so fun and I know where my video

[00:08:51] booker machine is I'm very excited because I haven't got to gamble in a long time and I think

[00:08:55] my dad will help me from the other side I hope so I think so I feel jack jackalope could make a royal

[00:09:00] flesh gum July 26th San Antonio which is also July 27th I'll be in Austin which is why I'm

[00:09:07] drinking out of my matzah rancho beer it's time mm-hmm August 2nd Marietta Ohio August 3rd

[00:09:15] Cincinnati or as my dad would have said Cincinnati don't be bat shit crazy I like that it's not an a

[00:09:22] I know he knows that August 10th Niagara Falls August 24th Hampton Beach uh August 30th and 31st

[00:09:29] the Venetian yeah September 6th Terry Tom September 7th Wilmington and then the rest of

[00:09:38] those will get announced the rest of the fall um well I think they're announced

[00:09:44] yeah they're all up but I just don't you don't want to be boring people that far away

[00:09:48] but um there you go so yeah I know they send emails what are you going to do on Thursday

[00:09:57] January 12th in 2025 oh fuck I don't know well people always wonder yeah I guess I'm available

[00:10:06] well of course no no you know what no I actually have to go to a confirmation on a Tuesday

[00:10:15] it's people do wonder like how do you get these gigs like how do you get the rhyme and how you

[00:10:18] Chicago well just briefly in the old days it was comedians and musicians vying for the same

[00:10:25] theaters or venues like once you're out of the club deal you've moved up to whatever well now

[00:10:32] it's a full-on battle with the youtubers and tiktokers they can sell them out too yeah so now

[00:10:39] they're yeah they're like well it's like calling the front seat when you're a kid when you're like

[00:10:43] I called it but you have to call it and you then when they say they use terms like you're the third

[00:10:48] hole that means two other people have called it and if their puzzles don't work it will fall

[00:10:53] to the next one in line so yeah now that things have to be booked 17 years in advance

[00:11:01] shout out to Heidi and Bronson my agents and marketing guy and my friends yes but they really

[00:11:10] do do the puzzle well and it's not easy no um so we moved on to oh well I gotta say so I went

[00:11:19] purposely to Garth Brooks's bar because I hadn't seen the other floors so I need to give it a

[00:11:24] chance um did you slip on down to the oasis I slipped on up to the oasis the oasis there's

[00:11:33] a lot of pictures of Garth if you're a fan you will not be disappointed there's a statue of

[00:11:38] Garth there's a merch store of Garth um he seems like a very nice man on the show um

[00:11:44] but whatever uh the rooftop is fine it's nice and there are palm trees and tiki hut bar things I

[00:11:52] don't is that oasis I don't I okay well I don't follow all this oh I was there for Trisha Yearwood's

[00:11:59] chicken fingers that was my main objective and even when I ordered them it was a youngster and

[00:12:05] she was like have you ever had them and I go no I saw him on tv though and I know Trisha Yearwood

[00:12:10] had her own cooking show and I know she's from Georgia so I know they're going to be fattening

[00:12:13] and good she said they're the best things I've ever eaten in my life you get four for 14 bucks

[00:12:19] with fries and she puts vinegar who does that my favorite thing on fries a little thing of vinegar

[00:12:25] ranch they're the best chicken fingers I've ever eaten in my life there's a little bit of

[00:12:30] they're spicy a little bit of KFC going on there on the outside I feel but better than KFC and fat

[00:12:37] old chicken like 14 bucks those four I could eat that for lunch and dinner it's not yeah they're

[00:12:43] huge um so a plus on that and then I revisited Tanya Tucker's second bar in Nudy's well I stayed

[00:12:51] down at Nudy's for a while because that was fun and then uh that's the cantina and the food up

[00:12:56] there is great really really great guacamole if you just want to hit and run get some guacamole

[00:13:02] there's my um and then I met a bunch of people from Kansas City on the rooftop of Garst and they

[00:13:09] they were like let's take some pictures they did not know I'm a comedian they didn't know

[00:13:13] anything from anything I hope they get home and somebody goes hey is that lady in your picture

[00:13:21] yeah I'm a Chiefs fan there you go and uh I knew it was H.O. Missouri I was like oh I know

[00:13:26] right where that's at my my old Aja used to go over there um because she lived in Nebraska and

[00:13:31] that's where she had to get her supplies say Joe Missouri life life things that don't exist and uh

[00:13:39] so that was that's what's going on um we're gonna get to my obsession with baby reindeer in a minute

[00:13:46] but first we have some king and queen news well Stevie tonight I'll report back is that Stevie

[00:13:53] over there yes yes oh they're selling these at the shows now stop that's what it says online

[00:13:58] that's what it says but I already have two um Dolly quiet this week Tanya's out on tour if you

[00:14:05] want to go it's a lot of festivals it's what the country people do they just festival up and then

[00:14:10] state fairs they never tire of it I think it would be um well I guess it's what they do I don't know

[00:14:17] um Snoop Dogg he is gonna be a new coach on The Voice stop it that's what Michael Buble had to

[00:14:24] offer and told us I don't know if he was supposed to tell us um but he did yeah he's gonna join the

[00:14:29] cast this fall NBC announced it at his upfront presentation at New York City uh Radio City Music

[00:14:36] Hall um I think it's gonna be great he is a good little Canadian and he has a good sense of humor

[00:14:44] if you watch Jan J-A-N-N on Hulu the funniest show I've ever seen really he really makes fun of him

[00:14:51] he's in it and he makes fun of himself so does Katie Lang

[00:14:54] no way yeah they all make fun of themselves and they all collectively hate Celine Dion

[00:15:00] well hate's too strong of a word I would never put that on the Canadians but let's just say they

[00:15:05] think she's a rung above them let's just say maybe Celine has placed herself in that category or

[00:15:12] they have all decided but I think it would be funny if J-A-N could get Celine

[00:15:17] although she's not I think she's not doing that well that's too bad but um

[00:15:22] yeah anyway Michael Buble has a wonderful sense of humor so I'll applaud um

[00:15:30] well and I said was Katie Lang nice and you know Jan's like well yeah you know it's Katie uh

[00:15:37] I offered her a ride and you know all the things hair makeup do you went nope drove herself showed

[00:15:44] up on a motorcycle got off did the show I'm like fantastic yeah I'm here what more do you want uh

[00:15:54] Snoop Dogg more Snoop Dogg news he his him Snoop Dogg's Dr. Dre alcoholic beverage sponsors the

[00:16:01] Arizona Bowl that's college football for your non-sporties um he's getting into college

[00:16:07] football bowl business with his historic sponsorship that recognizes his 1993 hit song

[00:16:12] and recent beverage line with Dr. Dre called gin and juice yeah they're gonna bring the juice back

[00:16:18] to college football is that supposed to be a joke about OJ yeah you've been watching a lot I've been

[00:16:26] watching a lot of that nobody thinks of that anymore no well I don't know now it's all out

[00:16:33] there so that's great I would like to be in the gin and juice bowl I'd like Missouri to get to

[00:16:38] that I don't know if we can I don't understand all that um uh Tay Tay Paris wow they might dropped

[00:16:47] everybody they got giant bracelets or friendship bracelets and they unless it was a fake video I

[00:16:53] saw it looked very real it was a drone that dropped them on the Eiffel Tower they piled up like

[00:16:59] bracelets top that Sweden she's heading your way well how what are you gonna do as a welcome these

[00:17:07] things keep getting crazier and crazier where you're like holy shit what are we supposed to do

[00:17:11] how to welcome her with this kind of zest yeah anyway update what the tortured poet oh she added

[00:17:18] the tortured poets it's important it's important if you're um a swifty yeah mom my cousin Connie

[00:17:26] will be very excited and uh yeah Connie con have you seen this oh I sent her that video of the

[00:17:33] Paris things and I'm like look at what they're doing to welcome your lord and savior

[00:17:39] Stevie doesn't get those kind of welcomes how come there aren't a bunch of doves being

[00:17:42] released downtown welcome Stevie here's your white wing doves we should have released like

[00:17:47] a hundred of them how much can they cost ten bucks pigeons my friend yeah pigeons go over to Andrew my

[00:17:53] friend Andrew he's got all kinds of birds he'll let you he'll loan them to you because he's like

[00:17:58] an animal whisperer they'll all fly back to his little farm those guys one time on the road

[00:18:04] they sent me a video Andrew and Brian said can we take this to your property and it was like

[00:18:11] this owl that was seriously pissed off and I'm like what I'm like yeah I guess it needs to be

[00:18:20] relocated it's gonna kill all the chickens we've we know how to catch it they did well yeah and

[00:18:27] then I got home and it was hanging out in a tree but it didn't stay it probably went back to Andrew's

[00:18:31] idiot I don't know where it went I'm like you can relocate anything on my property except snakes

[00:18:39] I don't like no and he catches snakes with his hands I don't want one of your extra pythons

[00:18:45] whatever you got going on over there Andrew I'm not interested in that I'll take your chickens

[00:18:49] goats whatever I don't think the night guards would be happy with the chickens

[00:18:58] uh update the panda war is over ladies and gentlemen China pledges a pair of pandas for where

[00:19:13] San Diego Zoo oh that's fine at least they're giving us some yeah for the first time in more

[00:19:20] than two decades the uh China is sending pandas United States to delight of the San Diego Zoo

[00:19:25] which is preparing to receive a pair and that's good for the pandas it's 72 and sunny every day

[00:19:30] it's nice why did they choose San Diego

[00:19:34] it is far away from that but it's also an easy stop from China you're gonna have to land on the

[00:19:38] west coast anyway why keep flying just leave them there here you go we're done you could

[00:19:44] just drop them out here you go I follow all these panda sites on Instagram and they're so clumsy and

[00:19:51] silly and goofy I don't know how they've existed in the wild without just everything mauling them

[00:19:56] to pieces they're so it's like they're untrained puppies or something I don't know how they live

[00:20:02] um they're gonna it's going to be a pair that include a female descendant of Baiyun and Gaogao

[00:20:09] two of the zoo's former residents that were among the most reproductively successful panda mates in

[00:20:17] captivity it also signed agreements with the zoo uh the Spanish capital of Madrid

[00:20:24] they're in talks with Washington DC see how you behave and Vienna quelling fears that Beijing

[00:20:32] ended its historic panda diplomacy with western nations due to diplomatic tensions well I think

[00:20:38] there's a lot of other problems in the world right now and maybe we're not so focused on

[00:20:43] that we're mad at China you know I don't talk about the news the real news and stuff but

[00:20:51] I could not help laughing and I know it's not a laughing matter but some of the kids at Columbia

[00:20:59] University that boarded themselves into a building and they were not supposed to

[00:21:03] they did that against the rules the girl came out she's like we're gonna need food and water

[00:21:11] that's a human right okay if I go lock myself in a closet and and I said to Brian I go oh my god

[00:21:18] now they want the revolution catered I never thought we'd get to this level you you want grub

[00:21:24] hub and uber eats or you're just gonna stop and then one girl goes they turned off the heat in

[00:21:31] there it's just too cold she quit because it's cold come on man up guys if you're gonna stand

[00:21:37] up for what you whatever it is you believe in then commit wait we're not getting dinner

[00:21:44] fuck this Susie said they'd have food

[00:21:51] this is my road comic though I never expect food anywhere where I go I always have gummy my little

[00:21:57] hair boo bears I always have pretzels I I'm a one-man band here you could keep me prisoner

[00:22:03] for days and there's enough snacks in my backpack you never hear from me it's a human right

[00:22:11] lady you locked yourself in a closet I can't

[00:22:16] update speaking of kind of politics and traitors man who attacked the police

[00:22:20] attack police after storming us capital with confederate flag gets over two years in prison

[00:22:25] a Kentucky man always blamed Kentucky he was carrying a confederate flag he was sentenced

[00:22:31] Monday more than two years in prison for pepper spraying two police officers in the face partially

[00:22:35] blinding them for hours to during the January 6 21 right his name is Israel Easterday

[00:22:44] he's 19 years old when he joined the mob he used the pepper spray to assault the

[00:22:49] capital police officers see I don't know I never did understand the January 6th thing where

[00:22:53] they're very pro cop but you're attacking cops right which is it are you pro popo or you anti

[00:23:01] you pro popo uh they cited his youth as a reason for handing down a prison term two years at six

[00:23:10] it was over five times lower than his initial sentencing well 19 you're old enough to go to

[00:23:17] war you're old enough to vote still can't rent a car no I have a problem with that

[00:23:23] you can drink in Canada what else can you do at 18 get an apartment right yeah yeah

[00:23:33] yeah uh he was homeschooled by his mother by living on a family farm and he may not have

[00:23:39] fully appreciated what was going on there well you went to DC it's not close and you took your flag

[00:23:48] nope you chose that flag yeah you chose the confederate flag but it doesn't even apply

[00:23:54] what do we eat none of it it's just people yeah it's like I'll never forget a long time ago my

[00:24:00] parents I was working in DC and my mom and dad I was at the DC improv and they go we're gonna come

[00:24:04] there when you're working because we're gonna protest the Iraq war what okay I've never heard

[00:24:10] of my parents doing anything like that and they were about 67 and I go guys and she had a bad knee

[00:24:18] she's waiting on a knee replacement and I said you guys you were supposed to protest you were

[00:24:22] supposed to be hippies and protest in the 60s not when you are in your 60s this is going to be

[00:24:31] the most horrible walk I've ever had around DC but I was afraid to not go with them and they

[00:24:35] won't find their way back and I don't think we had cell phones or any of that then this was

[00:24:39] whenever that it was and at one point I'd never seen my dad well I couldn't tell you the last

[00:24:46] time I'd seen him run and he bolted across this field and I said where is he going like you can't

[00:24:52] get lost in 250,000 people I needed them both by like near me to corral them she goes oh they just

[00:24:59] announced Susan Sarandon's gonna come out on that stage over there and your father thinks she's the

[00:25:03] hottest person that ever lived I'm like oh my fucking god I go mom then we have to go we can't

[00:25:10] keep marching and then when I got to the Susan Sarandon area he didn't know it but he was in gay

[00:25:16] bears wanted marriage in Alaska there was a subgroup within the group this is what I'm saying

[00:25:24] all these things this guy's got a confederate flag what does that have to do with anything

[00:25:28] there's people with flags at all this Palestinian Israel stuff that have nothing to do with it

[00:25:32] all of a sudden you just see a Canadian flag what stop it put that away what does that do but I said

[00:25:38] oh my god and my mom goes well I don't understand why anyone is advocating for bears to get married

[00:25:45] I go they're not real bears mom it's a term in gay guy land they're hairy guys what I didn't never

[00:25:52] heard any of this oh there's so much you haven't heard of mom it doesn't even matter just the guys

[00:25:57] that are a little chubbier sometimes bigger men hairy they're called the bears and they don't

[00:26:02] mean real grizzlies getting married in Alaska I can't believe we're having this conversation

[00:26:08] but thankfully I did find um I found him and I'm like you know you can't run I felt like

[00:26:16] oh yeah we saw her yeah I'm like what does she have to do this is my thing with celebrities though

[00:26:23] well it worked for him he ran for the first time in 10 years he physically ran probably a quarter

[00:26:29] of a mile and I'm kind of shocked after all those years of smoking he didn't just fall over

[00:26:35] I was like well done you're still here um you know citizens to rand and I mean come on what are

[00:26:42] we doing here like if we're gonna listen to somebody speak but I mean I didn't think George

[00:26:49] Bush was gonna come out and listen anyway I but I am not of the generation of protesting I don't

[00:26:53] understand my dad's like well it's to clear your conscience that you said I go do you think George

[00:26:58] Bush is gonna give a shit that a quarter million people are out here I don't do you think Dick

[00:27:02] Cheney will care I think they're gonna do whatever they're gonna and they did they went and they did

[00:27:06] was exactly what they were gonna do so can't I just protest it in my pajamas at home watching

[00:27:12] the news going that is bullshit and I'm gonna write that down why do you have to get it and

[00:27:16] they never did it again he was just I don't know my dad was very you're attacking the wrong country

[00:27:21] he just couldn't get over it and couldn't get past it and then they said they were too tired

[00:27:25] to come to my shows I'm like that's the reason you came here I thought no it was not no no I go that's

[00:27:31] fine you don't have to come to the show I don't care whatever stay in the hotel Elizabeth Holmes

[00:27:40] no we haven't had an update on Elizabeth it's been so long since I've done her voice

[00:27:46] uh her prison sentence has been reduced again good behavior paddles what that's right she's

[00:27:55] scheduled for release uh August 2032 her sentence was reduced by more than four months as her

[00:28:02] previous release date was December 2032 only four months I mean there's gonna be rich people that

[00:28:09] are gonna come into play this whole sentence I predict I'm not um Nostradamus here but I say

[00:28:17] it's gonna be reduced by two years two years that's what I'm betting they eat they leak these

[00:28:22] little things out oh he's a little thing oh he's a thing and then you know she's gonna be out in 2030

[00:28:30] yeah which is only seven years from now that's ridiculous people incarcerated in the U.S. can have

[00:28:35] their sentences shortened for good conduct and complete uh re-completing rehabilitation programs

[00:28:40] such as a substance abuse program she didn't have a substance no she's a sociopath do we have a do

[00:28:46] we have a sociopathic um rehab thing no we don't because it's impossible um she was sentenced

[00:28:54] originally to 11 years and three months in prison we'll see just saying update

[00:29:02] that we have to talk about baby right in there I'm so obsessed with you are I love it update

[00:29:10] termites I probably led some of this because I think we may have dumped jumped the gun on

[00:29:17] free and britney shit's unraveling now I still think you have the right to be crazy as an

[00:29:25] individual she got in a shit show thing at the chateau mamon which I've only been to twice in

[00:29:33] my life and I went to the outside bar uh like at five o'clock when they would let normal people in

[00:29:39] non-celebrities and a drink was like I don't know nine thousand eight hundred fifty two dollars but

[00:29:45] I wanted to see it once because there's so many famous things that have happened there

[00:29:48] and yeah it is a good martini and I like the outside part but anyway she got in a thing up

[00:29:53] there and her foot was all hurt and then she said her mother did it and then she's posting more

[00:29:58] crazy videos and she's inching towards bankruptcy so says this article and I can see it she's flying

[00:30:04] to these resorts that are like 2700 bucks for her room per night there's no income right this is all

[00:30:12] outcome out outgoing money I and she's young what is she 42 will you google that battles

[00:30:21] how old is britney spears 42 oh look at me getting that right good job yeah um she's having

[00:30:29] a lot of episodes I won't go through them all she weighs 125 pounds what a strange thing to

[00:30:36] just put up there per her oh I thought well okay she's worth 70 million in 2024 which is under

[00:30:43] three million cash the majority of her assets are purportedly held in real estate and investments

[00:30:47] although 60 million might seem like a huge sum to the average person it's pretty low for a mega star

[00:30:52] well I don't know she travels to Hawaii almost monthly flying privately she booked the presidential

[00:30:58] suite oh my god at the four seasons spending upwards of 350 grand each time so if you're

[00:31:04] gonna blow through a million in a weekend um that's 60 million yeah yeah I don't know maybe

[00:31:16] we did termites did we free her too soon or is just this gonna be the outcome that shitty boyfriend

[00:31:22] yes he has a shitty boyfriend but who else would get involved in all that unless you're like a

[00:31:27] saint or something update this is from the update from the in your business section of

[00:31:35] this podcast it's your business red lobster today sign of the cross in memoriam closed 50 restaurants

[00:31:46] and they didn't tell the employees which is really shitty there's a girl on tiktok I think

[00:31:50] she's from buffalo saying I don't have a job I can get another job but I'm just saying if you

[00:31:54] work at red lobster FYI there you could be on the chopping block they are trying to declare

[00:31:59] bankruptcy um well that's an option or find a buyer so I assume cutting cutting out the 50

[00:32:05] that were not profitable the least profitable but how do you not tell the employees that I mean

[00:32:13] yeah just I wake up today and I don't have a job that is really mean you are a corporation

[00:32:18] you should be organized enough to go hey in two weeks we're gonna close they're mostly

[00:32:22] in New York and New Jersey the ones I've read about to be able to tell the employees

[00:32:28] a month away hey we're gonna why the secret because you're trying to make some backdoor

[00:32:34] chapter 11 deal that's not nice no what about all those biscuits they probably had already made

[00:32:42] you can buy those mixes at the grocery store I know the mixes at the grocery store there's a

[00:32:46] young comic who just happens to be a fan of mine and I sent him that because it's his favorite thing

[00:32:51] yeah and he made him an omni said did they taste great wonderful and he worked at red

[00:32:55] lobster in times square you're kidding nope and he didn't tire of the biscuits I go you'll get

[00:33:00] sick of them if you work here right he goes no no no never never every day and I love the stuff

[00:33:05] flounder stuff flounder yeah I used to take my grandpa every um Tuesday and Thursday we would

[00:33:11] go to red lobster he loved it I got stuff flounder it's a total ord person thing yeah

[00:33:18] yeah um he liked it too though I don't know I love I and there's they're they're auctioning

[00:33:24] off all the shit and what about the aquariums who's getting the lobsters baby cat would love

[00:33:30] to stare at some lobsters in an aquarium they're already in the aquarium um this is all because of

[00:33:36] the endless shrimp promotion you just don't know what Americans are capable of we literally ate

[00:33:41] you out of house and home and you didn't see it coming you did not see it coming I didn't need the

[00:33:47] endless shrimp promotion also allowed guests to order other things like garlic shrimp scampi or

[00:33:52] shrimp linguine alfredo for just 20 bucks then it hiked to 22 and then 25 but the damage was done

[00:33:58] new foot traffic hadn't been meaningfully busted they thought getting all those other people in

[00:34:02] there would um and it didn't work no yeah wow well I'll let you know termites are there any

[00:34:09] termites in New York and New Jersey did the one by you close there's one by me not too far away

[00:34:14] it's open well as of yesterday because I made a video in front of it yeah yeah all right

[00:34:21] we're gonna talk about what are we watching stuff flounder I love stuff flounder that's crazy

[00:34:26] yeah they have really good they had had I don't know have good hush puppies you're like a seven

[00:34:31] year old man sometimes I totally am my grandpa I'm falling right in line with that um

[00:34:39] I'm gonna just say before I get into baby reindeer I tried to watch a man in full because

[00:34:43] I love Jeff Daniels I love love love love love him and I can't and I think it's David E. Kelly

[00:34:50] the whole thing seems dated I don't like it there I tried I thought okay maybe this will level out

[00:34:58] it's it's too fantastical it's too crazy I don't believe it um you believe succession and it's not

[00:35:05] because of Jeff Daniels I and he has a wonderful southern accent especially from a guy from

[00:35:09] Michigan he sounds awesome he gets an a plus the acting and it was fine everybody was fine and Jeff

[00:35:16] was great you can't open it right yeah it's I think it's just David E. Kelly okay well you know

[00:35:26] I mean Alec Mimpeel was fine back in the day but I think it was trying to be like succession but

[00:35:33] you just don't believe it no and it I don't know I tried uh I do think the OJ thing is extremely

[00:35:40] well done again because why 30 for 30 ESPN it's under their thing most 30 for 30s though are only

[00:35:46] an hour and they ended with him having a wonderful college career and I was like oh is that all we're

[00:35:52] gonna say we're not gonna mention um his career in Buffalo we're not gonna mention the little murder

[00:35:58] the accusations of murder we're not gonna mention going to jail well I didn't never saw a 30 30 there

[00:36:04] was a seven parter wow it's good um although it does get you remad sometimes about different

[00:36:10] things but it's on Netflix and if you just need something for you can even do other things while

[00:36:18] you're watching it but it's very well done very a plus and so many things that are forgotten about

[00:36:23] I forgot about Reginald Denny I forgot about Rodney King I mean I know him but I hadn't

[00:36:27] thought about him in forever it's a wonderful history of Los Angeles the mood of everyone

[00:36:34] and then how we got to where we got to and then the aftermath of him robbing the guy in Vegas and

[00:36:39] going oh my god oh my god okay how I feel about palm royale I told you I can't I'm done I'm done

[00:36:49] and Bob and Clark are hollering at me you have to watch the last seven no I don't I do not have

[00:36:53] to watch the last episode the one before the last episode I just went oh come on now she's in love

[00:37:00] with a whale on the beach like Jesus Christ and I wanted that show to be good I like Ricky Martin

[00:37:06] I like that lady the blonde lady and I love what's her name Allison Janney yeah it's just it's

[00:37:12] ludicrous it borders on farce and if you're gonna do farce you better do it right I've never seen

[00:37:18] it done correctly Lewis always tells me well that's one on that one I'm like nope that's

[00:37:23] another strike out too loop didn't make me laugh didn't make me think it's just fucking

[00:37:30] a waste of idiotic talent it was a pretty whale

[00:37:35] then part of me is like okay what is the very very end but I could just fast forward to that

[00:37:40] but baby reindeer let's talk about baby reindeer now if you didn't watch baby reindeer yet or you

[00:37:47] don't care fast forward I will not do more than 40 minutes no no five or ten five or ten five or

[00:37:56] ten just humor me so I watched baby hind there I love the Scottish accent and that lady who plays

[00:38:05] her isn't even Scottish she's English but she does a wonderful Scottish yeah and uh when you watch it

[00:38:13] uh I think he is crazy but she's definitely crazy and Lou said yeah but sometimes he's normal so

[00:38:22] that makes him crazier I said I understand what you're saying Lewis because she I think is truly

[00:38:27] mentally ill he is sometimes doing crazy things but also can hold down a job and like he's not

[00:38:36] I don't think he's mentally ill I think his was situational that's just my non-degreed uh

[00:38:43] thoughts on the couch on that but anyway um so go if you go watch that well then Pierce Morgan

[00:38:50] who I don't usually like to support because I think he's kind of like a live version of the

[00:38:54] inquirer and he's done things that are very questionable I didn't even know he still had a

[00:38:58] show I didn't know there was one on in England and then he got kicked off that I don't follow

[00:39:03] any of that and now he's on YouTube you know he's got a show called Uncensored or at least

[00:39:07] that's the episode I saw and he has just YouTube um he had on Martha is the name of the stalker in

[00:39:18] the show her real name is Fiona Harvey she comes on as herself she and he said why are you coming

[00:39:25] on this show well the internet sleuths have uncovered me and they're coming you know to out

[00:39:32] me I can't keep doing that I said it's too hard um the sleuths she said they're threatening her

[00:39:38] well it's a 55 minute thing on YouTube and if you watch baby reindeer you need to go watch this

[00:39:46] there I had to watch it twice because I'm like there are so many things I'm missing

[00:39:51] because I watch them both twice in order for this podcast there are so many things and this

[00:39:58] is why I had kept my phone on um that she says that contradict herself um within the show now

[00:40:12] Pierce has done a lot of criminal shows apparently I guess like Dateline type things I don't follow

[00:40:18] his career whatever but he is pretty good at this and um he says you know is any of this true

[00:40:25] no did you go to prison no hey were you were you sentenced to any time in prison

[00:40:33] no it's all made up tell me she's denying all of it however in the beginning throughout the

[00:40:40] interview she keeps conceding first she says she sent no emails then it's well maybe five

[00:40:46] and then it's less than 10 and then for some reason at the end she just admits she has six

[00:40:54] emails and four phones and he goes well that's not what normal it wouldn't be she goes isn't it

[00:41:03] yeah I mean what four phones six emails um but her things she says she has a photographic memory

[00:41:12] then he asked how her grades were in school and she said you can't remember anything

[00:41:16] she said she can't remember all kinds of things forgetting that she already said

[00:41:20] she has a photographic memory she also says in the beginning she thinks the bartender guy

[00:41:25] now I forgot his real dad Richard Richard Gad that he was a homosexual and then at the end

[00:41:31] and she just threw that out there for no reason but he's homosexual

[00:41:35] I'm like what we were talking about phones what the what just happened there but anyway right

[00:41:43] we'll just let that one slide and then later in the interview she says he asked to sleep with her

[00:41:52] well which is it you just said right there are so many contradictions I think um so then I went on

[00:42:01] reddit and everything I'm like why can't we just look it up if she was in prison

[00:42:06] I don't know about other states but in Missouri little tipster to Missouri termites if there's

[00:42:10] somebody you're questioning go to Missouri.case.net.gov and you just put in the name their

[00:42:17] whole criminal record comes up if they don't have one nothing will come up I thought everybody had

[00:42:22] that right opportunity well I guess British privacy laws are way more intense like that could get

[00:42:29] called out if they were in court and you're because she says she's going to sue Netflix

[00:42:33] Netflix I do think has a very big problem I think they should be very lucky consider themselves

[00:42:38] lucky that I think she's mentally ill which is not nice to say that for but for them because

[00:42:45] they said we took every precaution to hide her identity bullshit she's chubby you got a chubby

[00:42:52] actress Scottish you told the actress to speak with a Scottish accent and she did uh both are

[00:42:58] lawyers uh both lived in the area that they're claiming both went to this same the bar Holly

[00:43:04] arms they didn't change anything there you could have said she's an accountant or uh works as a

[00:43:11] physical therapist and you could have made her skinny you don't need to make her chubby like

[00:43:15] skinny people can be crazy too you don't need to thanks there's skin there's skinny

[00:43:21] crazy people sure you don't just blame it on chubby people that's not nice um I think Netflix

[00:43:27] is full of shit and Richard Gadd is full of shit that you tried to protect the identities and then

[00:43:32] even the guy who he claims raped him at the Edinburgh that guy from Edinburgh everybody

[00:43:37] thinks it's this one guy because everything's the same and he's like well nuts it's no it's not him

[00:43:42] well I don't know and this has been going on a week and he's been silent he's been silent

[00:43:48] Netflix has been silent I don't understand with you have proof with cuckoo Fiona where are your

[00:43:54] parents Richard where are your parents he said oh I told my parents not to watch oh come on that's

[00:44:00] the other thing in the interview uh Fiona says she doesn't she'd never seen the show but then

[00:44:05] she'll go I mean the thing in in in the bar I never did anything like that I mean I was told

[00:44:10] about it she kept she kept coming up with I know that's an Irish accent I didn't do but um

[00:44:16] everybody's in a lot of trouble and I don't know I think Netflix should just be glad because if she

[00:44:21] sues them and says you defamed me by claiming all the if they are true she's fucked yeah if she

[00:44:31] did go to prison um and she had previously stalked another woman and her husband the one

[00:44:37] we'd already talked about on this podcast and that's all factual but the lady went to um file

[00:44:43] the paperwork to get a basically a restraining order it's a different terms over there and she

[00:44:48] didn't complete the paperwork but it did scare the shit out of her apparently Fiona and she

[00:44:52] quit she left him alone so the lady didn't pursue it I wouldn't either who cares as long as you just

[00:44:57] want the person stop you know well go watch and when she gets caught in in a tangle in her own head

[00:45:07] she'll close her eyes and go

[00:45:10] I'm like oh oh oh oh it's gonna blow and then she rolls her eyes at the back of her head for a

[00:45:15] little bit there's definitely I would love to see one of those body language people go

[00:45:18] this particular set of tics means she's lying this percent she doesn't or she doesn't like what

[00:45:24] she's being acute told to the word she doesn't like any of it I mean there's so much contradictory

[00:45:30] shit I can't believe but where are the witnesses where are the people that worked at the bar right

[00:45:36] where's the trans that um the trans lady that he dated could she come on and say yeah that lady beat

[00:45:43] the shit out of me in a bar like they show on the thing you know what press charges that bothered me

[00:45:48] I don't know why they didn't press charges that night it bothered I don't know why people don't do

[00:45:52] that I think people just want it to be over with and they're freaked out and they run away I mean I

[00:45:57] could see being I'd be afraid of her too I mean better just to run away and quit dating whack nut

[00:46:04] which the trans lady was like I'm done it's exactly the first person that's done and Terry or

[00:46:11] Terran Terry that was the first person that made a logical smart decision in the entire show

[00:46:18] yeah right she was a therapist yeah well she just went you're unhealthy chubby over here is out of

[00:46:23] her fucking brain I'm out I'm out like great decision you don't need all this in your life

[00:46:29] anyway I can't recommend all of it enough I don't love to promote peers but that's where we're gonna

[00:46:35] find Fiona slash Martha yeah she's real mad about it now there's videos she's very mad now she wants

[00:46:42] a million dollars for it a million yeah they claimed she was offered 250,000 uh euros whatever

[00:46:48] same um but I don't know if Pierce pays does he pay did he give her did they give her a quarter

[00:46:54] of a million dollars his YouTube channel now she's mad she's really mad at Richard oh and she hates

[00:47:03] that the actress who portrays her oh she said she's gonna sue because of the way she was portrayed

[00:47:11] how can you do that if you've never seen it right you don't just from shit quote you just know what

[00:47:15] you're gonna is that what you're gonna put on a legal document shit I've heard makes me look

[00:47:19] super dumb um from the Daily Mail exactly she is very very very mad that she thinks the actor lady

[00:47:30] who portrays her is uglier than her and she makes it very clear she's like because he goes well as

[00:47:36] you know there's a strong resemblance and she goes do you think so she's really pissed and I'm like

[00:47:44] and he goes well you're both you know Scottish um you're both chippy much younger than me

[00:47:53] Piers and she goes you're a year younger than me whoa whoa why do you know that did you google that

[00:48:00] who the hell googles I mean I just googled how old is Britney Spears but I don't know Britney

[00:48:05] Spears and I'm not in a documentary about Britney it's a little weird

[00:48:10] that's all I got for you that's fantastic go get it go get it

[00:48:15] enjoy your rabbit hole

[00:48:17] holy shit they found it this is crazy scientists have discovered three extinct giant kangaroo

[00:48:24] species in Australia and New Guinea uh furthering our understanding of the evolution and distribution

[00:48:30] of these marsupials all three species belong to the now extinct genus something too hard for me

[00:48:36] to say and lived five million to forty thousand years ago they were double the size of the largest

[00:48:42] red kangaroo living today stop it wow and sometimes on Instagram when you see those videos of the big

[00:48:49] male kangaroos um punching yep they're beast they're like UFC ready like they're they're

[00:48:55] cage fight I'd put it yeah that would be um so imagine one twice that size this is why I'm so

[00:49:02] glad I live now people are always like oh the world is in such bad shape well there's not some fucking

[00:49:08] 25 foot tall kangaroo standing outside my door ready to beat the shit out of me from my box of

[00:49:13] cheez-its you know come on little one give me a cheez-its like the animal no I mean it'd be great

[00:49:19] to see one but I don't want to live amongst them there's bazillions there was a clip of some golf

[00:49:24] tournament in Australia and a I don't know what you call a bunch of kangaroos a group a gaggle

[00:49:34] a herd I bet it's a herd a whole herd of them a mob really a kangaroo mob

[00:49:44] the guy did say mob in the video and I thought he was kidding like it's funny because it's like

[00:49:48] they are like a mob it's from the PBS fact sheet look at us learning something

[00:49:54] wow on great good for us um wow okay well all right we're moving on to news

[00:50:01] okay plans for the tallest building in the United States of America where do you think it's going to

[00:50:07] be paddles New York it's not New York City I was going to tell you that but I didn't get to page two

[00:50:14] it's crazy and I have I have a good feeling about it but I also have something as a midwestern

[00:50:21] person whose state borders Oklahoma I would like to address with the Oklahomians

[00:50:26] the tallest skyscraper in the United States

[00:50:29] Oklahoma City stop it now cool I do think it's cool but I also see it as tornado bait

[00:50:39] oh god yeah yeah I don't know is anybody lately right as another one's gonna whip through here

[00:50:49] oh there was one at uh in Missouri yesterday at Tiger Woods golf course Pains Valley the top

[00:50:54] secret one in the super super Ozarks and my younger brother's friends were there what yep

[00:51:01] they have a video of them running from the golf cart and then you can hear a guy go what about my

[00:51:07] clubs and that's like I goes like get the fucking side man I mean it's a massive tornado coming I

[00:51:13] don't I tried to find out but anyway yes developers and real estate company are adjusting the already

[00:51:18] ambitious plans to construct the boardwalk at Bricktown Tower by a few hundred feet to make the

[00:51:23] building reach 1907 feet high it'd be the tallest in the country Bricktown there's a comedy club in

[00:51:29] Oklahoma City called Bricktown Comedy Club and I don't that's probably I've never worked there but

[00:51:33] I imagine it's part of this thing it's like a entertainment area the symbolic height honors

[00:51:39] the year that Oklahoma was admitted as the 46th state into the United States um right now the

[00:51:46] firm's initial application had the tallest uh of the buildings four towers reaching 1750 which

[00:51:52] yeah it would have made it the second tallest building behind Manhattan's freedom

[00:51:55] Manhattan's Freedom Tower but it's gonna go higher um if approved it'll be the fifth tallest

[00:52:02] in the world it's gorgeous I don't know I know what they're doing on the bottom it's entertainment

[00:52:08] mixed use space all that I don't know what we're gonna do on all these other floors

[00:52:13] what what do we I mean commercial real estate is not really a hot fire right now I don't um

[00:52:21] the mixed use project spans five million square feet 1700 residential units two Hyatt hotels

[00:52:28] condos 110 square feet of commercial commercial community space yeah okay the top floors of the

[00:52:36] super tower will have a restaurant oh I'd have to go on a clear day if I even saw any kind of

[00:52:42] clouds I couldn't sit up there I'm like no no no I don't have my cape on to fly I didn't bring my

[00:52:48] cape um and there's gonna be an observation deck which I won't ever go out on either because I'll

[00:52:52] be terrified um a deck oh yeah Oklahoma City has uh 608,000 people as coordinated 2020 says it is

[00:53:00] one of the fastest growing cities in America jumping to the country's 20 20th most popular

[00:53:06] popular cities last year I'm going there it's on my schedule somewhere yeah I think it's with

[00:53:11] Dallas it is yeah it's hooked up with Dallas so I want I wonder if they're I'm gonna see if they

[00:53:15] started by then and then I'm gonna oh my gosh oh my gosh there's so much going on with Miss USA

[00:53:22] oh my god I heard about this Miss USA announces she's stepping down due to mental mental health

[00:53:30] reasons and then Miss Teen USA she Baby USA she quit too and then and then the lady that was runner

[00:53:40] up she doesn't want it no now she's like I already made plans I said I'm going like oh no no no no no

[00:53:47] no no I didn't win so I was free and I already made plans so yeah she's gonna finish 11th grade

[00:53:56] and just be go with her summer plans like I don't want to be Miss Teen USA I didn't really win

[00:54:02] oh my god everybody what are they doing to these women you know well here's what I don't think

[00:54:07] people and this doesn't mean I do love that people this age stand up for themselves yeah

[00:54:13] but sometimes I think they enter a deal with people my age and they don't realize how the

[00:54:18] people my age aren't gonna I would because whatever you need to do I've learned that from

[00:54:24] one comedy club owner in my life you just make your people happy and they'll but basically it's

[00:54:29] a lifelong thing they'll do whatever you want for you um instead of having people mad make them happy

[00:54:36] well I think the Miss USA is probably a lot more uh ceremonies and ribbon cutting and appointments

[00:54:45] and then they think I mean yeah yeah Miss USA Noelia Voight she's stepping down for because

[00:54:57] of mental health um she's thanking everyone deep down this is the beginning of a new chapter I

[00:55:03] didn't know you could quit I didn't either um she's got a prioritizer mental health advocate for

[00:55:10] yourself uh I think it's too much and you don't have any say so no you signed all these papers

[00:55:16] you probably got so excited I get it I've signed dumb contracts in my life with not a lawyer

[00:55:21] present and I didn't even tell my dad because I knew he'd say don't sign that and I wanted to

[00:55:24] fucking do it so I just did it like an idiot well then you don't know what you're really on the hook

[00:55:29] for um Miss Colorado just stepped down in support of Miss USA. Oh no! Miss Colorado's quitting too!

[00:55:37] Miss Missouri you hang in there we'll be the last one don't quit now me too yeah um

[00:55:46] they don't like what it's becoming but I also don't understand um

[00:55:50] you've got Colorado

[00:55:57] they said the Miss Hawaii will take Miss USA's place if she can't quote fulfill her duties the

[00:56:03] duties part is what I don't think the young people are investigating enough before they get involved

[00:56:09] in all this. Miss USA's 24. She's 24? Yeah. She's still can't run a car either? No. No. She gets afraid of that.

[00:56:16] I don't mean to speak like this to all 20 years old uh 20 year olds I'm only mocking the ones that

[00:56:20] I find extreme. Right. I actually heard a 20 year old I actually heard a 20 something next to me on Southwest goes

[00:56:28] nobody manifests like Mindy. What? Well then I want to meet Mindy because I don't think Mindy's manifested

[00:56:37] well enough to get herself off Southwest why aren't you in first class on United?

[00:56:42] We're stuck in Southwest Mindy come on think harder

[00:56:48] oh my god I'm not throwing all 20 somethings in the same bucket I'm just saying the extreme ones

[00:56:53] no there's some cool ones. No there's some very cool ones um at my own uh

[00:57:02] Miss Teen USA is 16. I just don't think they understand what the commitment is

[00:57:11] and then it then it comes down to it and they don't want to do all that I would not either

[00:57:16] but that's something I would say well wait what do I get if I win and tell me what second place is

[00:57:24] like be the vice USA. Yeah that's my thing be vice president yeah same airplane same liquor

[00:57:34] yeah um Miss Teen USA says her personal values no longer align with the pageant

[00:57:42] I don't even think I have any personal values that I could like make like go oh well I'm not

[00:57:48] going to go to the um the comedy festival in Edinburgh because it doesn't align with my

[00:57:53] personal values Kathleen what are your personal values? I don't really know but I know that it's

[00:57:59] not that much work and I don't like to I don't manifest at all nobody manifests like Mindy

[00:58:13] it means Mindy thinks of things and they come true come on paddles keep up

[00:58:20] for the first time in the 72 year history the pageant has neither a Miss USA nor a Miss Teen

[00:58:24] USA nor Miss Colorado or Miss Colorado and you don't have a runner up this thing is falling apart

[00:58:30] at the seams I'll do it I'll quit comedy and I'll go out I'll go out as Miss uh Miss Ozarks

[00:58:43] I could be Ozarks yeah uh she'd been grappling with this decision for months um she's going back

[00:58:49] to school I look forward to the rest of years I finished 11th grade as part of the National

[00:58:53] Honor Society and start college application process thank you to those who support me

[00:58:57] for who I am and always been not for who I've momentarily become

[00:59:04] what does that mean what did you do and then I started digging deeper and then I just thought

[00:59:09] I don't care no it's a fun story for the podcast but like I don't really care to go that deep um

[00:59:18] um all along my personal goal as a head of this organization has been to inspire women to create

[00:59:23] new dreams like that is word salad what the fuck does that mean create new dreams first of all I

[00:59:28] don't create the dreams I have or I wouldn't have half that I have where the boat's sinking and I

[00:59:33] can't get out of the cove these dreams do what they do I'm not in charge of that um create new

[00:59:39] dreams I just have the courage to explore your new dreams and continue to preserve integrity along

[00:59:46] the way I hold myself to the same high standards I take these allegations seriously please be

[00:59:50] assured the well-being of all individuals associated you know what if you don't like it

[00:59:55] I do jokes about it my act I do agree quit if you can I don't know lawyer wise I don't know

[01:00:05] you you could be sued right is anybody really what did you sign this is what when I was 24

[01:00:13] no well I didn't I think I made my first cd at 26 7 27 yeah I should have had a fucking lawyer

[01:00:22] but I didn't want one and I had a free one at home but I thought well if I show it to him he's

[01:00:26] gonna say don't sign this which he would have and I signed it anyway and now I've regretted it every

[01:00:30] day of my life exactly well when it comes up which is never anymore but um kids don't read stuff

[01:00:36] I was one of them some kids do but a lot they're in charge of a lot of your stuff those kids there

[01:00:43] there's a lot of children in charge of my world that's why I always have to qualify and quantify

[01:00:47] everything I say about people in their 20s and 30s yep my well yeah we love franny we love sage

[01:00:55] I love franny I just love sage sage is just amazing katie I thought katie was like 54

[01:01:02] because she's so good at what she does and she's so every detail is covered every single thing

[01:01:08] she and if you did mess up once or twice here and there I'd be like yeah it's cool everybody

[01:01:13] that's never even happened she doesn't even it's amazing we love maggie yes there's a million of

[01:01:19] the youngsters um uh there I was wanting to read what the other one said but I don't uh

[01:01:30] miss if you want to quit get in on it now ladies who wants to quit

[01:01:38] don't manifest your life yeah yeah you could do it manifest nobody manifests like mindy

[01:01:45] nobody just crazy um panera oh god I love panera's tomato soup and when my dad was sick there was one

[01:01:57] that wasn't too far away and for a year I went there too and then the lady knew my order um

[01:02:02] yep but I know it is kind of pricey I know it is kind of pricey

[01:02:12] I don't know how they're making that but it tastes exactly the same every time which makes me believe

[01:02:16] it's not made there I don't know now I'm just talking where I'm gonna get sued I don't know

[01:02:23] that's what I go there for though and I do like some of their sandwiches um my mom loves panera

[01:02:32] um a panetta so I didn't know this they're cutting out um a thing here that has been blamed for two

[01:02:39] deaths yes death you don't see that shit red lobster do you no nobody said those cheddar bay

[01:02:46] biscuits caused them to die no nobody said the endless shrimp promotion and you could

[01:02:51] they could have eaten hundreds and killed themselves yeah they said the restaurant chain is phasing out

[01:02:56] its charged lemonade a highly caffeinated beverage that's blamed blame for at least two deaths in

[01:03:01] lawsuits yeah what the fuck is a charged lemonade one lady said she was left with permanent cardiac

[01:03:10] injuries stop it what charged lemonade see I would well I would go for the charged diet I don't like

[01:03:16] real lemonade it's too sweet I'm used to diet sodas and all that so but if they'd I'd have tried

[01:03:20] it I love lemonade wow yep they're phasing it out if it's your thing and you want it go get it

[01:03:27] that's ridiculous yeah highly caffeinated I guess Oscar Mayer is releasing a new

[01:03:36] first of its kind hot dog it's double what's in a monster or red bull it's double what's in red bull

[01:03:42] 390 milligrams of caffeine 390 milligrams jesus yeah I'm surprised that's not in bars

[01:03:51] instead of enlarged hearts oh god um here's my rabbit hole oh what are we doing Oscar Mayer yeah

[01:04:04] they're gonna have a stuffed hot dog line of hot dogs

[01:04:17] stuffed dogs line they mix in a lot of cheese spice and everything nice you know it's already

[01:04:22] questionable what's in a hot dog do we need to add more things that were like huh that's probably

[01:04:27] not healthy either let's just stuff it with things Americans love to just stuff you know

[01:04:32] see that pizza that's full of cheese and fat and everything that'll kill you let's stuff that crust

[01:04:35] let's just shove a bunch of cheese right in this what else can you do and then let's have a cheese

[01:04:41] side dip for that that's 50 cents extra if you want that the three new flavors are cheese jalapeno

[01:04:47] cheddar no chili cheese and stuffed dog flavor with its namesake ingredient for a boulder bite

[01:04:58] I'll try them they're coming out this summer I'll yep 4.99 for an eight pack I'll do the work of the

[01:05:05] lord 4.99 for eight of them that's not quality ingredients no that's terrible food for the

[01:05:11] backyard but it's fine I would do I would taste it but um the baby cat they don't eat human food

[01:05:19] it's really weird all of the cats I have ever had in my life love it they don't care no um

[01:05:25] all right we're gonna do um well I'm gonna go to a celebrity rider thing before we um close up shop

[01:05:34] I already did Rihanna I already did Paul McCartney

[01:05:38] Jay-z he was whatever Sling Down we did her we did Cher she had a separate room for her wigs

[01:05:46] trying to remember uh Mary J Blige okay I like Mary J Blige a lot I would pay to go see her

[01:05:53] she I never thought about this but it's not stupid she wants a new toilet seat every place she goes

[01:06:01] how are we going to prove it's new do we have to leave the tags on I want a sticker

[01:06:08] the cost of her request her rider are five grand um she wants it installed before she arrives

[01:06:14] it's her most important requirement and she's asked for all in it in all the cities where she

[01:06:19] has performed however since this is one of our only requests people working on sets are usually

[01:06:25] only too happy to fulfill see that's it if you have one weird thing nobody cares maybe even two

[01:06:30] weird things don't go crazy you could stop at Lowe's and get her a toilet seat you just tell

[01:06:35] there's 20 kids working that night who does anybody live by Home Depot great can you run in

[01:06:40] and get a toilet seat for Mary J Blige yeah a kid we love to do it Will Smith oh I don't know if

[01:06:47] this is still true these days a two-story trailer for filming his request is 2.5 million for his

[01:06:54] rider huge demands um his own two-story trailer that was cost 2.5 million dollars the craziest

[01:07:03] part is that the trailer even comes with a 200,000 kitchen in its own dressing room after constructing

[01:07:07] the trailer his main requirement working on set is have enough space to park his giant trailer

[01:07:15] Barbara Streisand oh boy

[01:07:20] she wants a police dog who checked the premises before her arrival

[01:07:25] nobody wants to kill you anymore her right her rider is 20 grand I remember when she performed

[01:07:32] at the MGM way way back probably 25 20 years ago and my friend Don uh I won't say his last name

[01:07:38] he worked there and they were building these villas and suites for the superstar entertainers

[01:07:43] and I remember him saying dealing with this situation because she had people come out

[01:07:48] beforehand and make sure it was there's nothing wrong with that I go you should go see if it's

[01:07:52] okay just send a kid and make sure it's not garbage but it didn't seem it didn't seem simple

[01:07:58] that's a nice way to put it uh Streisand required a police dog to sweep the premises um it's over

[01:08:04] the top apparently she thought she was such a big star that everyone wanted to end her career

[01:08:09] perhaps by dangerous means um she turned 80 this year and I said you know uh Millennials

[01:08:15] and Gen Zs probably don't know who Barbara Streisand is yes they do but she was um

[01:08:22] there's a couple more we'll do those next time Mariah carries I just like to throw out a couple

[01:08:28] J-Lo hers ain't bad George Clooney Tom Cruise well very reasonable we'll do those next week um

[01:08:37] I got a couple thank yous um because I haven't been on it I didn't have to go on the road because

[01:08:42] things got shuffled around um but from the post office fan thank yous to Michael and Lisa from

[01:08:47] Huntsville they have their own little um pub in their house and they're in charge of the whole

[01:08:52] Huntsville Alabama Irish parade uh the good grief collective bag uh collective I mean uh lavender

[01:09:00] foot pads that's always nice who doesn't like that yeah and then four unknowns they didn't come

[01:09:06] but I did get just so people always go did it get there um Irish drinking songs for cat lovers a

[01:09:11] Detroit t-shirt which is super cute um Catholic drinking guidebook I probably could have written

[01:09:17] it but I will check it out and gel pens and cat socks so um before I read my quotes it's not enough

[01:09:23] there will be no pubcasts next week I'm sorry termites I'm going on vacation and I'm going to

[01:09:31] Ireland Lou is over in Europe right now and I said I'm looking at the weather and it's going to be

[01:09:39] uh it's going to be about 60 degrees cool and um probably rain which I said to Lou is my age and

[01:09:48] my mood so I'm totally fine with oh no I'm stuck in the pub all day drinking Guinness

[01:09:55] I mean the idea is to golf but if it doesn't happen that's fine uh we'll start with Tay-Tay

[01:10:06] liner notes from 2006 I'm not that complicated all you need to do to be my friend is like

[01:10:14] and listen all right all right yeah

[01:10:22] Dolly okay reflecting on her career longevity in an interview with Larry King live

[01:10:35] when you do something that's really great it's really hard to go back and top it

[01:10:39] and I've kind of always had a philosophy that I don't chew my tobacco more than once

[01:10:44] oh I like it it was either her or Loretta Lynn's mother

[01:10:50] they one of the two Loretta or Dolly got invited to the White House and one of them their mother

[01:10:55] dipped stop it yeah I can't oh that's I'll find out for the next podcast and they wanted one of

[01:11:04] the Dolly or Loretta was like mama you can't be dipping at the White House and she just was like

[01:11:11] yeah I can and then watch me bitches you don't think Bill Clinton's ever had a little dip

[01:11:17] somewhere I'm sure that it yeah I'm sure I'm sure Arkansas had his little dip as a 20 something

[01:11:23] don't say you haven't tried it because I won't believe you all right termites have a good week

[01:11:29] and I'll report back uh I will try and post you know I don't know how good my phone will work but

[01:11:39] yeah my galaxy is supported by t-mobile sprint

[01:11:45] you hate talking on the phone I don't care if my phone works I do care for videos but I also like

[01:11:51] being as we've talked about on this podcast the green person in threads because then people won't

[01:11:56] include me in your thread right yeah I don't need to be in every family thread just one is enough

[01:12:05] but then it sidetracks and then it it branches off and then eventually who's in fucking green

[01:12:12] that'll start and then it's god Kathleen you make a fine living what are you doing with this shitty

[01:12:17] get up I'm like oh my god that is my phone choice and now I'm keeping it just to be an asshole

[01:12:29] what are your thoughts on family threads termites that sometimes are quite effective

[01:12:33] and helpful multiple family threats oh there's multiple different generations

[01:12:39] and then the super young ones aren't included and then they don't understand why they don't

[01:12:43] know anything right and then there's side threads there's side side threads about the thread yeah

[01:12:51] yep and then there's phone calls about the threads because you don't want to type it

[01:13:00] because you're forgetting which side you're on you eventually you're going to type something

[01:13:03] shitty and you're going to get nailed and you're going to get caught and there's no way to undo it

[01:13:07] you can't lie your way out of it you just have to fess up and go well in that moment

[01:13:12] I felt like that now I don't always feel like that I think you're wonderful I tried to manifest the

[01:13:18] tweet the text to go away but it stayed I needed to call Mindy she's better at it

[01:13:24] but she wasn't answering I think she was a hot pilates

[01:13:32] okay that's it