Episode 168: Taylor’s 13th Grammy, Buc-ee’s Breakfast Burrito & Zodiac Signs of Serial Killers

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Hermites! Fire! Fire! Episode 168! In the words of Stevie Nicks, welcome. Welcome

[00:00:34] everybody. Welcome. Stevie was not at the Grammys, always disappointing, but there really would be no reason for her to be there at this point. Right. She's out on the road having fun. Yeah, so, so many things termites! How do I get her back? I

[00:00:51] forgot how she... oh I don't... I don't remember how she lives in this. Oh her legs gotta go like that. There we go. There you go Stevie. Sit right there. So many things termites! I am back from Birmingham, Atlanta. Oh my god what great

[00:01:08] shows. Birmingham the theater there's 1914 they redid it. Yeah it's it's absolutely gorgeous and then Atlanta's the big new place the Cobb Energy Center which crossed street from the new baseball, the Mercedes-Benz thing in

[00:01:25] Atlanta but I sat on stage in a much funnier way than I would say now. It's too crowded over there for me. There's no parking. It's like I planned it where I

[00:01:36] just like I'm not a city planner if I'd have done it and then I at the end I would have went fuck I forgot the baseball stadium. Shit now what can we put up more garage there's it's just you got to go across this pedestrian bridge

[00:01:49] but it's way down the way and it's over eight lanes of highways and everything seems kind of like a buzzkill. Might be different on the other side of the highway I don't know I was staying in a hotel on the other side not on the side

[00:02:00] of the thing. Not that anyone cares but if you're a baseball aficionado and you plan on going to Atlanta I would say try to stay yeah if you want to see the Braves I would say try to stay on that side. I don't even know if there's

[00:02:12] hotels there so I don't really even know what I'm telling you but what am I drinking let's start with that before we get into anything this can made me laugh so hard. Pack of rabid dogs and it's two like poodles. White poodles with little

[00:02:26] things. It's from Macon, Georgia. Macon and I met two termites from Macon that drove from Macon yeah and then two Canadians flew in. Your people paddles went to Bonefish Grill they couldn't even believe it couldn't even believe it.

[00:02:44] I think they thought the whole thing was tropical because it's freezing in Edmonton. They were adorable who does that who flies that far I mean I'm flying to see Stevie but Stevie's a legend I'm just a lady but that was very flattering that

[00:02:57] they did that and the shows were great the crowds were great all sold out and Andrew Stanley was the opener. A lot of people asked he's very very funny his homeschooling jokes are hilarious and he's just he's very different

[00:03:15] homeschooled pastor's child his grandpa was kind of famous I don't know if he wants me saying all that but his grandpa was Charles Stanley the televangelist if you google him he's the only comedian I've ever known that I woke up on the

[00:03:35] road and looked at the news and went oh grandpa Andrew's grandpa died. Wow but aside from all that he's just a very funny comic and he's out there on the road so you can go find him. I met his wife Anna he really he really won

[00:03:54] the lottery there yeah she's great so that's what I'm drinking and then I got this beer because it made me laugh it said Peach State Light Georgia is the peach state for you guys who are not keeping track and then it says the

[00:04:08] unofficial beer of Georgia for more info just call or text Jake and then there's a real phone number on here I'm gonna text him I haven't tasted it yet cuz I haven't gotten it cold enough but I'm gonna text him if I like it it's

[00:04:22] one pint 4.2 4.2 percent alcohol go for you Jake go for you as Rocky Laporte would say go for you I'm gonna move the thank yous towards the end of the show because there's a lot and but I do want to thank everybody but we're gonna move

[00:04:38] it to the end but I am gonna shout out what I'm drinking and eating from the people that did that these are potatoes chips in a can I've never heard of it it's called patatas fritas solo can and then I can't read the rest because it's

[00:04:52] in Spanish they're made in Spain oh yeah Jennifer bought brought these um they're good it's a regular potato chip you kind of like a mix between a kettle chip and a Lay's kiss but I like the idea of a can it's like a

[00:05:16] paint can no this is like a paint can it's a fat can then because I drove to those gigs stopped at Bucky's twice and the real Bucky was at the second one

[00:05:31] posted the video I get so excited when I see him you don't see him that often no you got to go a lot really it's only the second time in my life I've seen him and

[00:05:41] I go to a lot of them and I thought I never tried their gummy bears now here's the thing I'm probably not gonna like them Haribo that's my thing no I already don't know no if you're gonna get some of Bucky's get the espresso beans

[00:06:02] chocolate espresso beans they're delicious and they will send you flying no need to have a coke dealer not when you've got those oh yeah these are Bucky Mardi Gras beads who's got a doll everybody's got them yep and I'll be

[00:06:19] sporting those yep Jelly's got it we'll get into jelly oh my god no no no no no as my dad would say no no no no no no these are Georgia sourdough crackers from John Heather Amanda and Rob let's see oh they're good they're very good

[00:06:46] though I tiny bits of everything bagels which is my favorite bagel yeah and then Lewis will scream at me that that's not a real bagel it's a Christian bagel versus a Jewish bagel yeah anytime you get anything other than just a plain

[00:07:01] bagel he's tells me I'm a Christian bagel eater I said I'd like to I'd like to categorize that Lou to Catholic right yeah because the Christians in the South when I say I'm Catholic they go oh well we're Christian they clearly don't want

[00:07:16] to be associated and that's fine I'll go on my team but Lewis don't put me on the other team and they won't even let me on the team how about that so thanks everybody who came out it was just a wonderful weekend it was wonderful to be

[00:07:29] able to drive and not have to go to the airport and yeah deal with all that crap and I guess we start with the Grammys I mean I don't want to be like a

[00:07:39] radio show where you cover it but these are big events well and the Super Bowl now here's the thing in my bracket I have the 49ers winning but but caveat I filled out my bracket when the Chiefs really didn't have their shit together

[00:07:52] and then in the last few weeks they've gotten their shit together so now I'm gonna well I'm already in the bracket but I can only get second place so I'm gonna bet on the Chiefs okay and that's who I'm rooting for anyway right I hate

[00:08:08] to root for the team and then bet for the other team it's all too confusing emotionally oh you're watching the game it's too upsetting so I'm gonna say the Chiefs because I think Patrick but now his dad arrested third DUI what is going

[00:08:23] on with Patrick Mahomes senior not a good week for it either dad no could you just not get a DUI while I'm flying to the Super Bowl he's in he's sitting in a J he's facing up to 10 years in prison I don't know how he's still

[00:08:35] driving after two but I don't know when those were maybe it was a long time ago I don't really have all the facts on that but not good it's a distraction for sure

[00:08:45] and Tay Tay's gonna fly in and make it well I would not want to have tickets to that show because I'd be thinking the whole time if it was me and I was so

[00:09:02] excited to get somewhere I mean honestly I would say I'm not usually on stage I do an hour 15 hour 20 I would say I'm only doing an hour 5 let's get out of here I mean that's not fair but it's not fair I don't let myself do that

[00:09:16] ninety-nine point nine percent of the time but this is her this is a big deal yeah I don't know if I was Japanese I'd have my stopwatch on and I'd be like if you go shorter than you did these other concerts I'm writing a terse email I want

[00:09:31] some goddamn money back because I have expectations that you have set Tay Tay you did it she won some Grammys people are mad cuz she didn't make eye contact with Celine Dion you know I would imagine when you get up there it's just

[00:09:43] a mat you're too excited it's clusterfuck I'll forgive her for that album of the year yeah after Jade I don't know Jay-Z got up there and yelled at everybody for not giving Beyonce the thing and you know it doesn't make sense what he said

[00:09:57] makes sense that it doesn't make sense she's won record of the year 13 times and never won album of the year but who are you against I don't know then he said some of you are in the wrong category and I totally agree with that there are

[00:10:09] people I will not mention names well I almost did but I won't that sneak in categories where all of a sudden they used to be pop oh their country now oh you're Americana that's a good one to sneak in too because there's hardly

[00:10:23] anybody in it right right they used to give out a Grammy for best polka album of the year it was it wasn't lie it wasn't on the tape part but I would read

[00:10:31] it cuz the comedians we never get we never get in the main show cuz lose one but you're always on the day before so you have to you used to have to go look

[00:10:41] at the paper and see the other categories yeah it was like a lunch for Catholic lunch menu and I was going down looking for Lewis and it said best polka album of the year and I said to Lewis we got to get a polka band together we could

[00:10:53] win how many are submitted in America I mean if we were in you know I don't know where they like to polka Poland I mean there's probably a ton of people that could kick your ass but Annie Lennox was wonderful singer Sinead I know

[00:11:09] totally made me cry Tracy Chapman Luke Holmes amazing she does look like same except with gray hair and then I read where she been she hasn't released a song since 2008 and she doesn't like to go out that would now be my friend

[00:11:29] Kathy but Kathy did make it up for the show in Atlanta which is good Kathy Kathy has gotten out much in her life and she's done with that now she's gonna sit home with her dogs she won't drive at night I'm like I've officially have

[00:11:41] friends now who've dropped out of the night driving category she had her friend Cooper drive yeah let's see Sharon I'd nothing jelly roll was it two Grammys in his car heart love it love it love it bunny he was all excited he got to meet

[00:11:58] McCartney he did not win that Grammy the one that I saw televised anyway so that was that was too bad but you know what get him next time he got to go and so

[00:12:08] this how nice jelly roll is everybody he hires on his teams are local blah blah blah they're all Nashville people for the most part and my friend Dorf who I talked about a lot on this podcast his niece Brittany is married to Jonathan

[00:12:24] and Jonathan was part of the merch team for jelly roll and the management team yes all of the team those guys all do everything and jelly roll took them all yeah little Brittany got to go to the Grammys yeah she's showing pictures and

[00:12:38] I was like look at that she's a regular kid from old Hickory or Hermitage whatever we will call boom got on a plane and went to the Grammys because if you look at that place it's huge so all the tables that are seated they got a

[00:12:51] fill yeah I mean I'm sure it's not overly difficult but you could also if jelly roll says I need ten tickets yeah that's fine I would think is it the old Staples Center oh the crypto Joni Mitchell was great there were a lot

[00:13:10] amazing things yeah Canadian bring it in um I didn't really understand Travis Scott but I don't think I'm I don't think it's for me no it's funny children it's for the children yeah I didn't understand a lot of stuff but the the

[00:13:31] main things who else was nominated that I was rooting for I like Miley Cyrus and I like that song flowers so good for you Taytay can't win everything yeah she's she's she had to leave after that to go to Tokyo I'm like Windsor show in Tokyo I

[00:13:49] would be like no no no no no no no no you have to we got a postpone that I'm sorry they'll be upset but I can't I cannot get from LA but at least she was

[00:14:01] in LA and it wasn't New York but still but if baby cat was on the plane I'd be excited to get back to baby cat so she's probably got her cats on the plane and

[00:14:10] there you go she announced for all you Taytay fans from the podium she's gonna have a new album April 19th called the tortured poets department see it's too long that's too long of a title yeah a hashtag yeah but it's a too long of a

[00:14:30] hashtag I think it's too long of a title but that would just be the old person speaking in the meeting you know what would Bob hope to Taylor let's think of what your father says what would Bob hope to the look on her face was like

[00:14:44] 17 pieces of a puzzle that just crashed in one area and went look I'm not sure who that is and I don't know why you would throw that out but anyway I'm not voting for black Marsha Blackburn oh yeah Kelly Clarkson was nominated

[00:15:00] Olivia Rodrigo the children she was children Bono and you twos thing dude if we're going all the way to the sphere could you sing something we all know blood Sunday bloody Sunday would have been fabulous from there anything he's

[00:15:14] just I don't yeah whatever I have an announcement about the sphere it's gonna make my friend little door very very happy so there you are children Taytay people Swifty people new new album she's gonna make you wait till April 19th and

[00:15:31] who knows what time of day that will drop nobody knows cuz the other one dropped at midnight cuz it was called midnight's get it ha ha ha oh I'll be ready for it I'll be ready for it moving on update wait there was something else

[00:15:55] I was gonna say about the Grammy's Oh Joanie Annie the Stevie Wonder Tony Bennett thing was a little odd nice I guess but odd and then I was like how old is Stevie Wonder he's got to be a hundred I googled it he's only 73 well

[00:16:11] he's I thought oh well he's another one of these trickers like Tanya Tucker they've been famous since they were 10 and then you're like god you've been around forever you and he looks great Tracy Chapman looks great I mean Annie

[00:16:23] Lennox look great she looks like Annie Lennox a little bit older but you know what do you Meryl Streep was there there you go paddles you love Meryl she was with one of her kids one of the actor kids two of them are actors I think two

[00:16:35] of the girls she was funny doing her a little thing cuz her son-in-law lost I don't know who he lost to I don't even know what he was he's a producer I think Beyonce look cute in her cowboy outfit I didn't really understand it but I'm

[00:16:52] like all right you're a cowboy today update Gatorland my favorite my favorite attraction in America and where my friends are now they've officially named two extremely rare gator twins the two gator twins the rare white

[00:17:10] leucistic alligators the first ones ever born in human care yes it's a beyond extraordinary Mark McHugh said he's the CEO of Gatorland I didn't mean him their names mystic and mayhem I like it I like it

[00:17:31] I might have named him something about dice though black and white I'd have to think about that I had a name for the other one Jolene or no I had another name for the white one the girl I wanted it to be

[00:17:44] Betty White but they already have some sort of leucistic thing that they named Betty White yeah update Congrats Gatorland I can't wait to get back there it's on point and meet mystic and mayhem the trap a canna as you would say if

[00:18:04] you're from the Midwest the traffic the traffic canna is closing for reals on April 2nd now we've talked about that they are gonna save the ceiling yep I don't know what they're gonna do with it but they're saving it I read that

[00:18:20] there's a lot of Vegas Twitter sites that are really good one's called vital Vegas they have all the inside scoop and they're always right it opened in 1957 just for a little history in case you're gonna go there before April 2nd

[00:18:33] you can run down and look at it it was home to Louis Armstrong Sammy Davis jr. follows Brugere here's what's crazy about follows Brugere that was still going on when I worked out there there was a comedy club within the drop I

[00:18:45] think oh now it's the laugh factory but it used to be the comedy stop at the drop and then there was an employee cafeteria where you could go get just like I don't know deli sandwiches or they'll make you the head of grill

[00:18:57] they'll make you a hamburger so we would go down there me and the comics in like regular jeans and whatever shirt shorts whatever but but the follies Bergere ladies would come down with the giant feathered outfits on yeah and it's just

[00:19:11] to watch him stand there and go can I please have a grilled chicken sandwich holy shit look at their outfits that's when you could still smoke in the cafeteria yeah they all smoked it was crazy anyway it's gonna make way for

[00:19:26] the new 1.5 billion dollar stadium the once lavish hotel was shut on April 2nd after 67 years in business a decadent history of mid-century glitz and glamour will vanish along with it I never saw it when it was still glitzy and I've been

[00:19:40] going there for 30 years it was already kind of it was fine but it wasn't like the Mirage was coming in and that was fancy like the trap just kept going downhill and downhill and further and further well parts of the 1500 a room

[00:19:55] hotel it's it's like a motel though in the back when you go out there's the rooms I remember you go enter from the outside and then you're part of it but not really it that whole thing it does need to go I agree

[00:20:09] yeah very disjointed and far away well parts of the 1500 hotel room will be removed manually the landscape will have to be completed completely leveled meaning that the Tropicana will face implosion one of my favorite things on

[00:20:24] earth to watch it implode shit I watched him implode the sands yeah I wasn't there for the dudes I was at the dunes I watched it was the dunes I watched from the roof of a different casino yeah they let us go up and we probably shouldn't

[00:20:41] have been up there I'm like can that shit fly there how far can that shit fly when they do that but the implosions are I mean it's an event you should be charged more people will go to that than Formula One racing I guarantee it

[00:20:53] then there's a note to the staff there's just oh there's Eddie Arnold Elizabeth Taylor I mean those kind of people were not coming when I know no it was a Cuban themed property I did not know that the pool was exotic for a Midwesterner it had

[00:21:11] giant rocks like Flintstone rocks and waterfalls I couldn't believe it I was like whoa whoa palm yeah palm trees while the sensational hotel was first unveiled the property boasted a massive 60-foot fountain that paid host to

[00:21:27] illusionist Siegfried and Roy I did not know they were there first I thought they got hired from the cruise ship industry which always made me kind of laugh that those Tigers were on a cruise ship I don't I guess they never

[00:21:39] got out to eight people but yeah those guys were on a cruise ship I thought they were found there and then brought to Vegas but it to the Mirage directly to the Mirage nope they went to they went to the trap first an array of stars film

[00:21:53] movies are including Sean Connery as James Bond in Diamonds are Forever and the Godfather Corleone's hmm super superstar Elizabeth Taylor off in grace the hotel along with the other people Frank Sinatra the followers Bajer cabaret featuring feathered showgirls who ate lunch with Kathleen and the other comics

[00:22:16] but they didn't eat much and I'm like of course they can't eat they have to weigh a hundred pounds and be five foot eleven we're sitting over there going they have spaghetti it's really good no and it never closes that cafeteria never

[00:22:28] closes never it's a man those are the kind of things as a Midwestern 26 year old I was like what it never closes Wow yeah decades have passed since your shop account is a day chop can is heyday and now only a few customers frequent

[00:22:47] the dimly lit casino I knew it was getting bad when they turned off the escalators I was like oh hold on I'm grabbing my day of the dead blanket because it's a little chilly up here I'm having to do this a day before normal

[00:23:02] because I'm going to hang out with the old people yeah cuz I have five days off so there we go we're gonna see what the old people are up to in the Ozarks

[00:23:12] update this is this is a Banksy update you can take it to the Banksy get it that's the opening line somebody's been waiting to write that forever crazy horse an aerosol painting executed on a car door in Manhattan by Banksy the

[00:23:36] Wall Street famous famous street artists will go under the hammer and could fetch $200,000 I think it should be a lot more than that yes I don't understand that it was done near the corner of Ludlow and Stanton streets on the lower

[00:23:48] east side consisted of two vehicles being behind a lock fence that were painted with stampeding horses bearing them above all so if you want it do you have $200,000 you don't care about you can get this car door that has a Banksy

[00:24:04] on it I can't believe that's all it's gonna sell for it was previously sold at auction by 70 for about $75,000 by someone who didn't own the car but it acquired the part acquired the part yeah it's a little weird you get a display

[00:24:18] stand with it to the stand is the stand is free maybe because it's not a car door people don't really want it as much um I don't know I would think his stuff um

[00:24:32] yeah also up for bid was something else it was nothing um it's valued between a hundred and two hundred thousand dollars right the girl with the balloon one that shredded that one got 1.4 million yeah I am so I don't know if you got 200 grand

[00:24:49] laying around get get to that auction Google it I can't you can do everything here people that's on you this is the funniest update of all time the Jacksonville Jaguars let's call them let's call them from now on the Jaguars

[00:25:04] I can't root for Trevor Lawrence till he cuts his hair I don't want a quarterback that has more highlights than me on purpose and I don't have any will fit this so they had that guy that stole all the money from him we talked about that on

[00:25:20] the podcast this guy a mit Patel 31 year old person I spent five season with the Jaguars in their finance department and he ended up stealing he's stealing 22 million here's what he bought well we're gonna talk about his betting he gambled a

[00:25:43] lot okay he bet he bought a Tesla a Nissan pickup truck a member of a two bedroom condo in Ponte Vedra I know exactly work in Tom Potter maybe he'll come to the show if he's out in prison and then according to charges it's

[00:26:01] worth more than $265,000 personal travel including private jets booking luxury hotels and private resident rental residence crypto he bought crypto electronics concerts sporting events tickets home furnishing oh he bought a petite Philippe Nautilus watch for 95 grand and a retainer with a criminal

[00:26:21] defense law firm well done a minute so a minute stole the money from the Jaguars and he is a serious gambling addiction the majority of the funds he stole went to cover those debts about 21 million of them of the 22 million he stole went to

[00:26:42] daily fantasy games and sports betting between the two sites of fan duel and Kings if you guys if that's not legal in your state those are gambling apps I prefer draft Kings fan duels a little I think harder to understand but I don't

[00:26:57] know my nephew's like it he was a high-volume high stakes daily fantasy sports player known for racking up big losses well the Jaguars they have asked fan duel to reimburse them for some or all of the 20 million the former employee

[00:27:19] Amit Patel lost in bets after he said I don't think you understand how gambling works can we have it back no that is your fault that your security was such so pathetic that this guy's just in there every day charging shit and going to

[00:27:37] concerts maybe I'll fly out in a jet to see Adele oh okay did you have the even have the guts if somebody told me well Kathleen just called draft Kings and asked for your money back on the Super Bowl who do I speak to for that when I

[00:27:51] do I press two four more if you're a moron and have a dumb question pretty much new ava press nine I read the this is clearly someone who has no relationship with gambling that it would be like I don't know but my my

[00:28:11] sister-in-law or something to just go well just call him and get it back you know what this isn't a store it's a casino online yeah they actually had the gall the way we see it we got his money fair and clear fair and clear it's not

[00:28:30] our problem that we have to forfeit it back to you exactly they don't know where everybody do they every time I make a bet on draft games go now Kathleen where did you acquire this $34 well that's what I did you can't it's

[00:28:45] so of course fan dual said no can the Jaguars get their money back that remains unclear but unlikely according to ESPN the Jaguars asked Vandal to reappear city as to whether the request would be accepted to a source told ESPN I would

[00:28:59] be gobsmacked they're not given there's no one should they you this is either somebody who seriously all joking aside does not understand gambling or I don't know maybe there's some legal loophole that it was stolen criminal money but it

[00:29:17] is for the Jaguars you know what instead of trying to chase down this 20 million what I would say is why don't we have a meeting about what we're gonna do with Trevor Lawrence yeah it's is his arm still hurt let's talk about other

[00:29:34] things football let's not worry okay it sucks some random jackass came in here and stole 22 million dollars why we were not paying attention so somebody Cindy and accountants in a lot of trouble but mainly we're a football team so let's

[00:29:49] focus on that this is crazy a missing Botticelli masterpiece worth 109 million dollars was hanging in an Italian family's home for decades and they've got they've got the interpol cops standing next to it it's the Virgin Mary

[00:30:15] hold the baby Jesus and they're they're all acted real proud that they they're like presenting themselves like here it is okay it was found hiding in plain sight hanging Italian family's home the carabinieri command for the protection

[00:30:33] of cultural heritage traced the painting to a home in a town called Greg nano near Naples the portrait of the Virgin Mary and child painted on it in tempera on wood was commissioned by the Catholic Church in 1470 artist Sandro Botticelli Botticelli's famous

[00:30:55] works include the birth of Venus and primavera Italian authorities estimate the lesser-known painting to be worth 109 million after an earthquake damaged the church in the town it was entrusted to a local family and they pass it down from generation to generation the

[00:31:10] last time the authorities inspected the private residence where the painting was kept for over 50 years imagine how many times these people probably thought man if I just had an extra

[00:31:19] hundred grand and you did right the whole flip in time it's not it doesn't I mean I don't it's from 1470 it doesn't look in great condition but then inexplicably the painting had been forgotten

[00:31:36] by authorities when after research on these works to be inspected we realized that a painting by Betty had been located a private home we decided to inspect it despite there being a record on file that the Salma family had the painting even the local mayor knew about it

[00:31:50] it somehow got added to the culture's Ministry of missing art they're not hiding it the mayor everybody in town knows they got it which is surprising they didn't get robbed right it

[00:32:01] accumulated some damage over the decades but in by the time it was retrieved yeah it's in poor condition now it's gonna have to go through a year of restoration work before it can be displayed

[00:32:09] for in the public eye yeah it's pretty beat up you would think to somebody might have thrown it out right I mean at what point we're like you can't throw the Virgin Mary out no well I don't know

[00:32:23] well I would feel it's bad luck but I'm Catholic superstitious like that I yeah maybe there are two but I don't know we could have moved it they are Italian Italian if you're truly from the Midwest

[00:32:37] pass me the Italian dressing e-y-e-t-a-l-i-a-n Italian holy shit they found it this is crazy a 2,000 year monumental Roman villa found under a seaside maybe Pliny the Elder's house stop it Pliny I know Pliny the Elder beer researchers have discovered the massive thing

[00:33:04] while working on an urban renewal project in Bacoli close to the northwest end of the Bay 2,000 years ago the villa would have sat on a cliffside commanding 360-degree views of the Gulf of Naples and the islands of something and something that I can't pronounce in the background

[00:33:22] he saw the he saw Pompeii blow up really yeah he could see it and he tried to rescue people and he died of the gases yeah he didn't realize that I wouldn't have I would not know those are

[00:33:37] poison gases coming I do now but only because I read shit like this right and he didn't have the internet so how was he supposed to know the monumental villa estimated to have been built in

[00:33:50] the first century was discovered researchers blah blah blah the site of the villa lies in the vicinity of Punta Sparella on the coast of Cape Messiona I mean I don't know stop it just stop

[00:34:01] it Kathleen um northwest limit of the Gulf of Naples it's home to an ancient settlement also called Missunum which was the site of a significant Roman port Pliny played a tragic role in leading a rescue mission across the bay but died to asphyxiation due to the noxious gases

[00:34:21] emitted by the Vesuvius volcano and he was an author a naturalist and philosopher Pliny senior Pliny senior wrote the Naturalis Historia which became a publishing model for an encyclopedia of our time well wasn't he smart yeah yeah um they found the whole thing it's just amazing

[00:34:45] yeah but it's what's crazy is you're over there and you see it that volcano blowing up and you're nice enough to go okay I'll go over there and get people I don't know if I would

[00:34:55] have the guts right I might chicken out but I might think you know what I'll take the boat as far as I can and there'll probably be some people that made it that far right not knowing these gases are going

[00:35:06] to kill you um moving on to news people those are some good updates right yeah but some weeks a lot of stuff comes in yeah that week of the ice storm and everything when the weather was bad which by

[00:35:17] the way California is getting just hammered the pebble beach had to be called off I don't really know that that's ever happened um so word up to my California friends um everybody yeah I mean

[00:35:33] they show pictures of Santa Barbara of the flooding it looks crazy so be careful what does it say um move don't drown don't drown turn around that's what they say down here in Tennessee don't

[00:35:45] drown turn around news this is something do you have eight million dollars no we no me neither would you like some stanky tennis shoes no gross right three sticky gross is right a set of six individual sneakers worn by nba champion

[00:36:09] Michael Jordan sold for eight million it's off the bees on Friday breaking the record for the most expensive game worn sneakers ever sold off ever sold off individual shoes you don't even get

[00:36:20] a pair no you don't get a pair there's gonna be a different auction with the right foot well here's what's weird they're mixed up there's a left foot a right foot a right foot

[00:36:32] a right foot a right foot and a right foot there's only one left shoe it's called the dynasty collection his shoes were worn during his championship games in 91 92 93 96 97 and 98 it also included a set of limited photographs by photographer Bill Smith

[00:36:48] depicting Jordan following the 92 93 while celebrating while wearing just one sneaker yeah what what the fuck are you gonna do with these no idea i mean i don't and then here's another picture of a shadow box one shoe in his shadow box yeah uplighting i'd rather a piece

[00:37:10] of rock from Pliny the Elder's house um his jersey from the 1998 nba finals game from the famed last dance i watched that sold for saw the bees in September of 22 for 10 million i don't know a shoe i yeah i don't know

[00:37:38] does Tom Brady gonna auction off his shoes what would be really funny he was at pebble beach if somebody would have tackled him and taken his shoe yeah and then try to run off the property

[00:37:51] uh here's another art thing i just because i can't believe this okay so um i really like this guy Alphonse Muka he's and and there's a guy like him called Klimt k-l-i-m-t right

[00:38:08] well they found a painting of his this is how i don't get it it was missing for nearly a century how art people are sneaky yeah it's a very sneaky world it's very mobby

[00:38:21] i think like how does this go missing for a hundred fucking years everybody's got a secret room they yeah but what do you can't have a party which is people go hey you see my Klimt you see my George

[00:38:32] Klimt over there it was unseen for almost a century it's expected to fetch millions when it goes up for auction this spring the portrait of fraud line Lisa are thought to be one of his

[00:38:43] his final works it's gorgeous is expected to fetch up to 50 more in a sale that created huge excitement in the art world it had been long considered lost according to Vienna auction house

[00:38:55] M. Kinski however it's now emerged uh that it had been privately owned by an Austrian citizen wow really who i want this person's story right how'd you get it what where'd you put it in your

[00:39:09] house secret room um experts had only seen it in a black and white photo they'd never seen it's really colorful that was his thing he liked a lot of colors it's very um happy that's cool yeah

[00:39:23] it was one of the most beautiful of his last creative period in his sensation they said in the press release and to think it's only been seen in black and white why didn't that person

[00:39:31] maybe they didn't want to sell it i don't know but who lives 100 years this had to go through generations right um the sitter has known to have been a member of a wealthy Austrian Jewish family

[00:39:42] who were then part of the upper class of society where Klimt found his patrons and clients nevertheless her beauty oh that's the one the sitter i get it i thought they meant the keeper

[00:39:52] the the lady right her identity is not completely certain um they and they don't they never explain what the hell um its exact fate after 1925 is unclear what's known is it was acquired by a legal

[00:40:10] precedent or uh in the 60s and went to the current owner through these successive inheritances paintings being sold on behalf of its Austrian owners who have not been named along with the legal successors of Adolf and Henriette Leiser based on an agreement according with the principles

[00:40:28] of 1998 wow right that's crazy yeah go look at it we'll put it in the schnotes yeah it's uh this should be i could see why 54 million really if you had it but then you're gonna have to spend what

[00:40:42] how much to protect it a security guard one security guard is not gonna do it full time we have a hundred at the Louvre and they can't stop pumpkin soup from coming in well

[00:40:50] if it's in your living room that guy can just sit there just have one you know it's weird what just one dude in your house sitting in a chair with a shotgun every morning you get up

[00:41:02] hey bob you want some coffee it's just me and you do you like pancakes how about frozen egg or waffles i love them so awkward so strange rich rich rich people their lives are just bizarre

[00:41:16] um uh oh speaking of rich rich rich people too i know i'm deviating a little bit here but uh ryan murphy uh has a new show on fx called feud and it's all about truman capote and his

[00:41:30] swans the upper elite and it is deliciously fabulous at first i saw a picture of the guy playing truman capote i'm like but then boom in the show he's just wonderful and he talks with

[00:41:42] that weird little voice and he's oh it's so good and so many great people are jessica lang plays his mother every uh chloe sevigny's in it demi more julianne moore's no it's no demi more and

[00:41:57] julianne i don't think julianne moore's in it um close to flockhart who doesn't even none of them look like themselves they play the rich older he just got everybody it's i'm not saying it's

[00:42:12] the best show that's ever gristella is the best show that's ever been made but uh the six parter this is fun it's delicious fun gossipy you know all that kind of rich people stuff in new york and

[00:42:26] yeah he plays a wonderful truman there was a video on truman of truman capote he was on the today show a hundred years ago i don't know if this video is findable online at the end he showed

[00:42:38] up drunk on tv a lot but he went into the today show and whoever were the host this is way back and for the children truman capote was an author a little tiny man and he wrote in cold blood and

[00:42:50] if you've never heard heard about that you should probably go read that um but then he became like a cause to celeb he was a celebrity by proxy and he went to all the best parties and he

[00:43:03] he did everything really and he talked with this very strange accent because he's from alabama so what yeah wow uh-huh anyway um uh the truman oh so he went on the today show once

[00:43:20] and he was clearly shit faced and they go truman um it's been rumored that you have a problem with alcohol and he goes alcohol why that's the least of my problems i was like oh my god so for like

[00:43:36] three years that's all i said to my brother alcohol why that's the least of my problems news this is crazy news crazy well it's terrifying okay 30 a 3500 strong army of marauding monkeys invade a city center and force tourists and locals to flee

[00:44:04] and close the shops now you may think this is not a big deal until you see 3 500 angry little monkeys coming at you you will fucking panic it's in thailand they've run a city into in central thailand thailand into the ground

[00:44:24] stores and businesses have been forced to shutter and relocate investors have halted their investments and the shoppers but have all but entirely vanished from lap buri is the name of the city

[00:44:35] the thai city once thriving a thriving hub for tourists who have flocked to the city to see the wild monkeys um has now been completely overrun by an army of 3500 who have taken control

[00:44:48] that's crazy i mean it's not funny if it's happening to you no but to watch them come into the town square 3 500 plus i'd say um some locals have fled others have been forced to barricade themselves in their homes in a desperate bid to protect themselves against the rampaging

[00:45:04] monkeys we live in a cage but the monkeys live outside so and so locals said um so and so went on to say that she has had to cover her terrace to prevent the mob from raiding her in her home

[00:45:16] in search of food they had to establish several no-go zones through the city as some of the areas have been taking over by a warring rival monkey gang what yeah it's gonna be war in the

[00:45:28] town square at first the locals attempted to keep the animals at bay by providing them with junk food but that plan backfired and seemed to only make the monkeys more violent don't give me cheese it's it expect me to behave that's the lesson there

[00:45:42] it's not gonna happen i'm gonna want more cheese it's still that box is empty and then i'm they've been given the monkey sweets fizzy drinks and cereal sugary treats which are known to make

[00:45:54] the monkeys more hyper and sexually active sugary foods can increase the productivity of the monkeys and stimulating the monkeys to reproduce more so and so's from the national park said female monkeys already have the ability to reproduce twice a year and the frequency which would they

[00:46:09] been given sugar meant that these monkeys had an abundance of energy to do so pre-tech pre-pandemic monkey and man lived in harmony in the city the macaws attracted tourists to the city these tourists would buy bananas to feed them feet and pose with them but that balance quickly

[00:46:23] collapsed when lockdown stopped and the steady flow of tourism leaving the macaws desperate for new food they're hungrier and more aggressive than ever they think they can take anything the comb the mirror if i leave the food unattended they steal the food as well there's use to having

[00:46:40] tourists feed them and the city provides no space for them to fend for themselves when the tourists were gone they become more aggressive fighting humans for food they invade buildings and they

[00:46:50] force locals to flee they can now be found they sit above rooftops ready for ambush they run riot on the roads even rob passing cars oh my god they're gonna launch a sterilization program that

[00:47:03] still hasn't worked with the hippos no i don't know when that's all supposed to happen but i just read an article that they're attacking people now really but yeah pablo's hippos wow yeah in 2020 authorities

[00:47:15] were able to use large fruits to lure several hundred monkeys into cages so that they could sterilize them at first they were successful managed to catch some 500 monkeys on a daily basis

[00:47:24] but now the monkeys have caught on yeah you can't catch them anymore they're like don't fall for that bullshit yeah in some groups the head of the group of monkeys tries to stop their clan from going in

[00:47:38] the cage managing to capture a mere 20 is proving to be a challenge it's like that movie monkey shines yeah that i watched with lewis 100 years ago i'm telling you uh which zodiac signs have the most serial killers scorpio well one i would have guessed i would have guessed

[00:48:00] yes those people are crazy scorpios well scorpion right it's it's yeah i have all it's what's what what's weird is i have three friends that are born in the first week of november as a libra why do i

[00:48:13] have three scorpion friends probably because they're more decisive yeah and then to watch them fight amongst each other like they were all we were all friends the four of us are friends and

[00:48:22] then it would be like i'd somebody'd say well let's go out to eat well where do you want to go i'd go i don't care and i truly don't care um i don't give a shit probably not indian i have

[00:48:32] tough time with indian food it's the only thing i don't really and then somebody i went to go eat indian and my friend said this is the best one in town and it was crowded i'm like well i don't like

[00:48:41] the best one so what are the odds i'm gonna like the shittier one uh but but agreeable libras don't care libras don't want to make the decision you but to watch the three of them fight

[00:48:55] i'm like let me know when you've all poisoned one another with your tails and you're done and tell me we're gonna eat if not i'm gonna be at besties the sports bar in the alley um having

[00:49:06] some wings here in recent years true crime has turned out to be one of the most fascinating genres be it feature tv shows films documentaries viewers flock but people often tend to know about

[00:49:17] what happened and why it happened but what but that's why serial killers like ted bundy jeff dahmer are always trending on search engines however people about a pop a recent website recently a website called astrology zodiac site conducted research that just tells you how they

[00:49:32] go about figuring this out during the research scientists discovered that the four signs account for 40 percent of serial killers scorpio yes sagittarius really oh it's my mom she'll knife you in a minute she doesn't care i think i read a big boy type that more women

[00:49:55] in prison are sagittarian than any other sign no no cancer i don't really know any cancer no and the fourth one shocking pisces that's you paddles that's my sister yeah it's my dad

[00:50:13] they are not violent no is there a snap thing that you all have going on or revenge unless it gets close each of these zodiac signs according accounted for 46 serial killers you know what emotional emotional is that why

[00:50:35] very creative yeah yeah that yeah my sister and my dad very dreamy they always yeah um they're out there they're out there what libra very practical right here you know people what are you daydreaming about nothing i don't daydream i'm thinking about things i have to

[00:50:50] do and i have a checklist you know my sister's like i dream about hats what yeah that's what i daydream about okay um anyway you know what i'm thinking right now jeffrey dahmer was a

[00:51:02] gemini though john wayne gacy pisces what clown makeup well he was creative he was a clown yeah well it's somebody there's a comment on here that was just kind of was reading the comments

[00:51:26] so just so you know if you don't want to be killed by a serial killer try to stay away from pisces cancer sagittarians and scorpions i think my scorpion friends though with serial killer

[00:51:38] other scorpions yes because they're the ones that challenge them versus a nice libra we don't do anything we're just over here being quiet you tell me where we're going to eat i don't give a shit

[00:51:49] um all right we this is not funny um we're just going to touch on this for a minute though because i think it's bizarre the kansas city chiefs guys oh wow this is crazy well more keeps

[00:52:04] coming out so if you didn't keep up i'll fill you in real quick there was a guy and he is in a rental house he invites three of the original story is he invites three of his friends over so there's

[00:52:15] four guys in kansas city to watch the chiefs game against buffalo against buffalo so we're going back a couple weeks and then um a fifth guy shows up well sunday comes and goes monday comes and goes

[00:52:31] these three guests the three original three guests are nowhere to be found right so the the families the fiancee boyfriends whatever girlfriends whomever are texting no one's answering so one of

[00:52:44] the women a fiancee goes over to the house knocks on the door nothing happens she breaks into the basement comes up through the top goes in the backyard and finds three of them frozen to death

[00:52:55] including her fiance so she calls the cops blah blah the owner or rent who the man who lives in the house is open the door in his boxer shorts with a glass of wine and said he'd been passed

[00:53:09] out for two days okay i have been very drunk in my life but i have never passed out for two goddamn days like for breakfast yeah and then come out with a hey have you seen my this is a new pino from

[00:53:22] northern california um he is fine now the other guy the fifth man he he chimed in i was there too i just want to get a lawyer and say i was there but i left early yes okay so the one person said

[00:53:41] there's rumor that the guys were found sitting up in chairs all i can think of is the shining and jack nicholas frozen because that's that weekend where in missouri tennessee everywhere it was like two degrees or below yeah because some because they played the game well because

[00:53:56] my friend aaron goes they might they were going to cancel the game they were going to cancel the game it was too cold they couldn't make up their minds that's how cold it was and then one of my

[00:54:05] friends said well you know what would they have gone outside for i'm like smoke you know if they want to go have a cigarette or smoke a joint or something well the toxicology reports say that

[00:54:15] they have cocaine thc and an inordinate amount of fentanyl fentanyl like a 10 percent thing can kill you they were at 30 so somebody got a bag of blowout that was relased with fentanyl but i'm

[00:54:29] gonna need to hear from the man who rented the house he's a scientist too so there's some people saying but they were his friends why would he kill his own friends but also why are you not awake

[00:54:41] on monday or tuesday and one of the guy's cars was in his driveway he never left he said he never left his house the other two cars were on the street that would have made sense if they ubered

[00:54:50] home they left their car but all three and this guy didn't notice and the fifth guy is who i think we need to talk to and go did somebody mention cocaine was there a bag of cocaine who bought

[00:55:00] the cocaine where did it come from right i don't think you're ever going to be able to prove anything though unless they start ratting themselves out the guy the two that are left

[00:55:12] yeah but let's say let's say the guy did buy a bag of cocaine the guy who rented the house the host we'll call him the host the host he may not have known there was fentanyl that it was laced with

[00:55:22] fentanyl but he didn't do the coke right why are you buying coke if you're not going to do it that's a party treat come on i've never bought cocaine i don't know i don't know it's i usually

[00:55:35] people who have a bag of cocaine are also doing cocaine from the from the things i've experienced through working in restaurants and stuff who's ever got the blow is also doing the blow which

[00:55:44] is the problem of being a blow dealer because you end up broke too i've seen it a million times in the restaurant business yeah you think oh i'll just sell this no no your nose is gonna be

[00:55:54] fucking flat in an hour you're gonna be like what happened to all my money oh my god is it i always called it the devil's drug because it's just affordable enough that if you bartend all night

[00:56:04] we'd make a hundred dollars and then i'd watch my friend pam go spend 60 of it on blow and i was younger than these people so i'm 21 they're 35 and i'm watching it all going the last thing i need

[00:56:17] because i have an addictive personality anyway is to get involved with that right i'll just take my marlboro lights and be over here in a corner with a with my light beer it's just wonderful

[00:56:28] and then but so it's affordable enough it's not out of reach if you made 100 bucks tonight you can get some coke it's a terrible terrible terrible drug but i think there's a lot more

[00:56:39] going on and i don't know that you can prove it unless that fifth guy not the host starts ratting shit out possibly but why would you kill your friends there's something else that nobody

[00:56:51] knows yet i don't know what it is it's a mystery yes i'm gonna keep updates going on it great but it's not funny i know that but it's uh it's a thing now this makes me so proud and so yet astonished

[00:57:15] byron allen he's at it again for you people who don't know byron allen he was a comedian back in the day funny enough and then he created a show byron allen called comics unleashed i was on it

[00:57:28] a bunch i didn't really understand byron's purpose he was the host but he didn't really host it was just a strange format very friendly um but to me at the time just another comic who

[00:57:42] thought of a pretty good show it was on late at night it's still on people still will text me every now and then hey i saw you on comics unleashed liked your hair in the 90s okay

[00:57:51] well do you all have movies of yourself with bad hair um but he went on and on business-wise he's he's like a wizard business wizard he owns the weather channel if i could buy one thing if i

[00:58:05] had a lot of money it might be the weather channel i love weather i want to work at the weather channel but i can't understand science so they'd have to think of something else for me

[00:58:13] to do i would go out in the hurricanes even yeah i would do it um anyway byron he tried to buy the broncos right and he doesn't get enough credit for being a comedian who also had this talent

[00:58:28] this is crazy well he offered he's offering 14 billion for paramount global billion he told cnn cbc cnbc on wednesday that he has the money to finance a deal show me another fucking comedian that's worth 14 billion not even seinfeld has that kind of money

[00:58:47] who's the most successful bob foxworthy rosanna and jerry they don't have this did he not like the paramount plus app i would have buy it yes he has a long history of making offers but only a few

[00:59:00] of his bids have resulted in sales his bid for linear tv assets come as the media landscape shifts away shifts shifts away from traditional tv towards streaming um wow that's awesome we have enough more than enough capital available to us the real challenge is a

[00:59:17] certainty of a close he says i mean god damn that's funny they'd put up 14 billion while assuming around 15 billion in debt um his group owns the weather channel a number of local tv stations a cindy it says cindy they may have meant indie distribution operation and black

[00:59:37] targeted news platform the griot among other assets he's awesome he offered 10 billion for disney in september that was not accepted the mouse said no the mouse told him to get lost

[00:59:51] um uh and i know he tried to buy the broncos and it didn't happen but good for byron i mean when people say who's the most successful comedian you know byron allen yes i mean it's not a funny

[01:00:06] he's not funny in that it's a serious thing no but good for you good for you um i don't know hold on i got my sphere update i should have put this in update

[01:00:24] but okay oh my god my multitask my little friend dorfman's gonna be so excited the dead and company will come back to life this spring with a 14 show residency at the sphere that's awesome now they did

[01:00:42] there's a picture of the sphere with the the grateful dead colors and stuff and i said to brian that's as much as i like of what's going to happen it was awesome with all the grateful

[01:00:54] dead colors the sphere just turned into this giant beautiful thing um i've said it on this podcast before god love you people who love these jam band grateful dead i went and met him once

[01:01:08] in nashville i was just i don't even know what i was doing out at this age it was too late for me to be out i know it was like it's like 10 30 i'm like what am i doing i need to go home be in bed

[01:01:19] for the news um yeah i need to see the local news and he's like come over here maddie you gotta come over here i'm like what's over there he goes you're not gonna believe it just come over here

[01:01:30] it was just this little like recording studio thing music kind of cubby hole deal first thing i go in i see all the children it's all children everybody's in their 20s and no one has shoes on

[01:01:44] and all grandma here can think is holy shit you don't know what's on this floor and it's dark put on some goddamn shoes what you kids are gonna have cuts in your feet you're gonna get hoof and

[01:01:54] mouth disease you want me to continue you're gonna have infections that are out of control but they're all dancing and it was bob weir on the stage no well i go is that old man in the middle

[01:02:05] is that bob weir well brian almost died yes it's bob as i can say is that stevie nicks i'm like well i don't i'm not a dead head winona was there i knew winona but i don't know these they're like

[01:02:18] a thousand years old who's that old man that's basically what i was saying why is no no winona was banned 80 years old what's going on with that i mean i think she's my age we could reel this back

[01:02:31] 20 some odd years um i stayed for a beer right i just it's not my thing i love that brian loves it and the ones that do love it are all all all all all in they like fish i've seen that experience

[01:02:48] um so anyway i like the logo um but i i'll tell you like people like my friend dorf they'll go to all 14 because he says they play different songs every night

[01:03:06] how do you know the difference i don't know after you've had three mushrooms and eaten i don't know any of this there's just not enough beer for any of this to make sense even if i switch to wine

[01:03:17] or maybe every now and then i'll have a cranberry vodka tito's a crabber there's not enough alcohol no um john mayer will be with them he's with the quote aging rockers well they're dead

[01:03:32] dead in company right right right right he's the company he is the company um it's 20 000 seats in there i don't know that's funny i'm still waiting for miley i'm holding on i'll tell

[01:03:45] dorf that i'll go to one deadhead thing if you go to miley cyrus i can make myself flowers i can bring it it was fantastic when she threw the mic she gives no shits um she's been famous and she

[01:04:08] was eight her dad she not even she fights with her father they're hillbilly fighting all the time um this is weird it's a weird little story this this kind of shit happens at the lake of the

[01:04:21] ozarks and then we never understand it and it just happens right in front of our faces and there's nothing we can do about it okay wife of billionaire heir of america's fourth richest family buys 10 lakefront minnesota homes

[01:04:39] for 2 million over market value brands them all crap she's gonna wreck them all she owns four mclaren hyper cards cars that she calls drivable art this is where america i feel as a country we don't put enough rules on anything i know that's why ron's got that

[01:05:03] old joke i was arrested in florida for having weed in a state that i was not aware had any laws you do whatever the fuck you want um she's a car girl oh she's bought 10 homes through the llc she manages it part in park point seven have been

[01:05:27] torn down and locals worry what will be put up instead i just don't think you should allow that like if you go to other countries ireland switzerland canada you can't just go

[01:05:39] buy whatever the fuck there's rules and then it keeps it right the way it's not and not like a cult now you have a cult compound they need an hoa they do need an hoa i'm the vice president of

[01:05:53] my hoa yep that's why we never have a meeting because it's all hard i have to listen to the well collectively we have 18 000 dollars if the roof of the dock were to blow off it would be

[01:06:05] up approximately nine thousand dollars how much do you need what is the check i need to write for this period you have to worry about the sewage too i mean you've got water going down in the dock

[01:06:22] the only reason there is an hoa in this hillbilly enclave that i live in is because you cannot get doc insurance if you don't have an hoa yeah and the only i was sent the documents and

[01:06:34] they said would you like to make any changes and i said yes page seven it says no hooved animals and i'm crossing that i'm crossing that out because i might want to get a goat

[01:06:44] and it's not going to bother anybody they're not loud so i scratched that out and initialed it km like i was official thing like okay and i'm sure everybody else only the one guy called goes

[01:06:56] okay and i'm sure the others were like that's your contribution yeah we're allowing cloved animals clove footed glove cloven hooves and i believe that includes satan i don't need chickens i don't want any flying or walking foul no chickens i don't want to hear a fucking rooster

[01:07:18] the guy behind me has a rooster and well it's i think it's dead now but you're in nashville i know well technically i'm in nashville but technically i'm at the very very edge of davidson

[01:07:29] county slipping into total the next county and he had a rooster even the cats hated it like and i'm like your cats gang up there's there's four of you go kill it oh four in the morning in the summer

[01:07:47] anyway i i digress um the wife of the heir of one of america's richest family has mysteriously buying lakefront homes in minnesota that she has branded pieces of crap kathy cargill can you

[01:08:02] imagine somebody just coming into your subdivision and going this whole thing is a shithole i'm buying it i'm gonna crush it all whoa um she's bought 10 homes through the lse she manages uh on lake

[01:08:12] superior sandbar in duluth minnesota termites are you aware of this duluth termites we gotta look it put it in the schnells well what is she doing why is she doing this if you're a cargill you don't

[01:08:27] need to go be doing real estate deals to make money no it doesn't make any sense no she's the wife of billionaire james cargill who's one of cargill who's one of the heirs to the largest

[01:08:37] privately owned company in the united states which sells food and beauty product products according to the mystery cargo secrecy surrounding the project having declined to answer questions and threaten legal action against the saint paul pioneer press she told me to fuck off yeah she's

[01:08:54] not even letting the newspaper investigate why are you doing this this is the beginning of a cult lady we need some answers the homes we bought were pieces of crap she told the duluth news i couldn't

[01:09:03] imagine living in any of them it's going to be a playground for rich folks probably right yeah a longtime resident danny o'neill received 825 000 for his 1500 square foot house which was initially praised at 370 so she's just going in and dropping a million on everybody going get out

[01:09:23] and i understand why they take it while he was happy about the payout cargo's comment about the homes she did partridge did sting that was my house it was a family hole that's an old beach house

[01:09:34] that made me feel bad when she called them pieces of crap no doubt she's trying to justify tearing them down but give me a break oh she said it's it's just i don't understand why we don't have rules

[01:09:45] no um so and you know they still well if you don't have an hoa that is a problem but also those old places aren't going to form an hoa but if within an hoa you're not allowed to buy a certain amount

[01:09:58] but if you use these companies and hide behind them you could create an lc today in an hour online um the 10 homes purchased in just one year with a median price of 477 dollars there's rumors swirling that another three sales are in negotiations okay no building permits have been

[01:10:17] issued so far well she's got some permit to tear it all down the miles of beach are open to the public oh well that won't last um the community remains tight through their own neighborhood

[01:10:29] newsletter an email list server and a community hub how hallmark where's your facebook page hmm this lady loves mclaren's those cars they're the fourth richest family in the united states worth 47 million the family now has 14 billionaires more than any other family in the world

[01:10:55] yeah it was founded in 1865 cargo is headquartered in minnesota it's the largest agricultural company in the world that's what i thought it was agricultural producing and agricultural products but offering a variety of financial services most of the family members live private lives

[01:11:11] according to forth many live on ranches and farms throughout montana kind of fargo we who doesn't well we'll find out what happens minnesota termites that's your job you got to stay on

[01:11:23] top of that because this story was hard to find but i heard about it and that's why i went looking um now here's some news it's gonna upset the children it upsets me because i like tick tock

[01:11:35] and universal music group and i understand why i cannot reach an agreement with tick tock and they've pulled all of their artists off tick tock i said yeah it's everywhere well it's i mean

[01:11:45] they say tick tock is bullying the chinese say that's bullshit they say they're not paying us enough i probably agree with that i don't think i make anything on tick tock i don't know i don't

[01:11:56] even know how i would people maybe i should google how to sign up for tick tock earnings like the children do definitely maybe you should do that they have a billion users on the tick tock i like

[01:12:09] it that all my older friends oh that are like moms and stuff and their kids are off to college now they're just obsessed with tick tock food channels all they watch is people look at this pie i'm

[01:12:19] like yeah i'm never gonna make that pie look at this video of this cat eating a popsicle um here's the people though that universal has here's the people that are disappearing they're

[01:12:29] already gone it's only been a week the chinese are gonna have to pay up right if you want to deal with these people uh here's who you're losing the beatles elton john rihanna pink

[01:12:37] floyd m&m mariah carey taylor swift beyonce the eagles celine dion rolling stones drake justin bieber all the bees you too i'm okay with that phil collins yeah i'm okay with that frank sinatra who's really yeah katie perry jay-z metallica lady gaga maroon 5 adele

[01:12:57] i love adele's videos rod stewart rod really likes rod you can tell by his video but i went to see him uh with chief chick my friend because dad's the drummer uh cheap trick way

[01:13:10] better by the way a real band yeah rod's a vegas show and that's fine he's cute a lot of dancers but he even takes dancing and makes it another layer of vegas hacky like yeah i did catch a

[01:13:25] soccer ball which is amazing yeah yeah because he kicks him out at the end even though he's old he can still do it the beachies nicki minaj george straight oh my brother-in-law matt will be so sad

[01:13:36] george straight i'm sure matt doesn't even know what tick tock is nobody knows who george straight is god damn it uh shania twain guns and roses backstreet boys so if you're wondering on your

[01:13:46] tick tock no post no post malone yeah he's not on this list he might not be on that label he's probably not on universal good right i used him a lot in my talks here's a happy story

[01:13:59] if you're catholic if you're catholic we love relics catholics we love any kind of bones you got we have an arm on tour right now because lewis saw it and said to me he's like have you talked

[01:14:11] about this on the podcast yes lewis i talked about it two months ago we got an arm of a saint i forgot who he's on tour he's going to like seven cities we love any kind of relics well the relic of saint

[01:14:21] bridget returns to her hometown in ireland after a thousand years saint bridget hundreds of people gathered in kildare on sunday morning for a special church service to mark the historic occasion it's believed to have been the 15 1 500th anniversary of her death she was a renowned

[01:14:40] peacemaker she was buried beside the main altar at a church in kildare with her grave becoming a shrine for visiting pilgrims around 300 years later when the vikings raided ireland her remains were moved to downtown patrick cathedral no down patrick cathedral in present-day northern

[01:14:56] ireland for safekeeping there they were buried in an unmarked grave alongside saint patrick and saint columba over the next century centuries the location of the grave was apparently lost according to a christian historian in the year 1185 the bishop of down prayed to show him the

[01:15:12] location of the three saints relics and a beam of light shot uh shown on the spot of the church four leading to the discovery of the remains well we're not sure it's them but we found some boats

[01:15:25] let's just say it's them why not it's a miracle come on we're gonna charge cash to get in a there are the relics remained a shrine at the church for over 400 years before it was

[01:15:36] reputedly destroyed by lord leonard gray british person yeah sent a pointy of henry the eighth exactly when they wrecked our churches and did terrible things despite the destruction of the shrine the relics were apparently saved and spirited away to the continent with the tradition

[01:15:53] holding that the three irish knights took a fragment of saint bridget's remain to a small town outside of lisbon in portugal wow the relic is still venerated in the church of saint john

[01:16:03] the baptist in this town outside of portugal today the portion of the relic was brought back to ireland in the 30s uh to county carlo that is now being moved to saint bridget's parents and

[01:16:14] kildare will be housed in a specially designed shrine excellent i love a good shine yeah uh when you drive through ireland like i don't know every six miles you'll see a sign shrine of stone

[01:16:27] so i pull over to look at all of them um yeah so she's home good for her i'm sure it was very i'm sure it was very strange being gone that long especially in portugal yeah you don't need to be

[01:16:42] on the mainland you need to go back to the island um uh the town like governor or whatever joked that the relic may be some luck for the county's gaelic football team we might win the all ireland

[01:16:55] now that's great two years ago the irish government announced that a new bank holiday for the country would be named after saint bridget it falls on the nearest monday following saint bridges day there you go that's a happy little story for catholic there you go yay yay

[01:17:13] okay i'm gonna um do our my thank yous and then i'm gonna do my quotes and then i gotta go because i gotta go to the airport uh birmingham rachel uh got me some beer and some wine uh

[01:17:29] a wine cake cool kate and bethany um oh the montgomery biscuits fight that's their body league team i love it the pint glasses of heather uh this the big foot and he's carrying the chief's

[01:17:40] like for the super bowl yeah i can't put it on the desk because it's too big but i like it i'm gonna have it i'm not really having a super bowl party can i come over there's about four people

[01:17:50] that are allowed because i really want to watch the game yeah i don't like um the whole i used to you can't hear and then i don't know up at the golf course if i go up there then there's i haven't

[01:18:03] been in there in two months because i've been on the road then i'll be like we're back you know it's all very nice but i really want to watch the game um donnie from missoula montana

[01:18:14] yeah i got me a joke notebook and a stevie sticker i love it and laurie got cat treats baby cats very excited baby cat has this i haven't put it on the floor yet but watch this

[01:18:23] it's a rumba cat oh she heard it she already went crazy like what are you doing up there yeah they do i don't have a rumba though um it's all i like to clean i do it myself

[01:18:36] i don't like the rumbos i don't feel like they go in the corners no no no atlanta melanie uh sasquatch uh beer teas and the growler jennifer the patitas fritas patatas fritas delicious chile

[01:18:49] and rob the nope tea that was funny um there was a beer called sky squirrel it's a local beer i know i liked it there's john heather amanda rub susan and sherry uh the cat on a vacuum

[01:19:02] is this this yeah yeah well yeah it's a rumba i wouldn't i never call it a vacuum uh ron and judy got me a cat sardines for baby cat baby cat has not had those i will do that when i

[01:19:14] get back video on that yeah it is from their cat lucy gray meow meow crystal uh golf walmart cat treats nice great thanks lucy and jeff got your uh homemade brewed coffee and uh leanne kate and

[01:19:29] liz got some uh moroccan clay uh soap from georgia she makes it so i'll shoot i know i'm gonna try it yeah um this is where i'm going in case you guys want to find me on the road

[01:19:44] um not this weekend you're off this weekend i'm off for your party of four for my party of four well to go spend the week with the with the old folks yeah we'll go to dinner at 4 30 and then

[01:19:57] we'll come home by 5 30 and put our pajamas on and i'm gonna make them watch grisdella again grizzelda i know i can't say it right no i'm gonna say it wrong that's okay uh here's where i'm

[01:20:07] going scottsdale arizona chattanooga huntsville um chris voss will be with me at scottsdale aaron weber i believe and he's funny in chattanooga huntsville i like him a lot michigan detroit two shows uh roilo technically aaron again um in the san antonio austin that'll

[01:20:26] be kelly mcfarland very funny uh marietta georgia i'm sorry marietta ohio there is a marietta georgia it's the house of the only play a comedy club used to be there cincinnati tarrytown wilmington anaheim thousand oaks and there's not a thousand oaks there i'm just saying

[01:20:43] here's our quotes we got new merch oh new merch too there's a new t-shirt it'll be available wednesday i'm not going to tell you what it says let's do a quote from uh dolly first uh reflecting on her career longevity in an interview with larry king live

[01:21:03] when you do something that's great it's really hard to go back and top it and i've kind of always had a philosophy that i don't chew my tobacco more than once well something tells me there has been a time where dolly has actually

[01:21:20] dipped yeah exactly yeah yeah i tried it once i didn't like it i swallowed it and threw up it's great it'll make you vomit if you're not used to it no uh tate this was to the daily

[01:21:36] beast in 2012 i feel like i get my heart broken more than break hearts not anymore yeah not anymore with travis except that's why you get to write all these songs yeah yeah because your heart's broken how much will you do how much will you forfeit sadness

[01:21:59] for success huh this much he broke up with me again all right termites are you ready