Episode 161: Canadian Super Pigs, The Fanciest McDonald’s, & The End of Endless Shrimp

[00:00:01] Hey everybody it's me Kathleen Madigan welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! Welcome to episode 161 said in my Stevie voice. Oh well I'm in my

[00:00:33] Bucky's outfit. My Bucky's onesie. It is Christmas time. No more shows for 2023. I'm not off off. I have some work to do but thank you. I ain't gonna go back and count how many shows. I'd say it was 200. I don't know how many cities. Probably.

[00:00:51] Yeah probably. I don't count travel days. I have to count those for the accountant guy. That's usually why I know how many days I was on the road because he demands that number and then I have to go back and count my calendar like a moron. So many

[00:01:05] things. Back from the West Coast, the Pacific Northwest. Very spooky. I never think of it as being cold up there but it was cold cold. Rainy and cold. Yeah. I always just think of it like Portland rainy whatever. Seattle rainy. But I've

[00:01:23] also been there a hundred times in the summer when it's beautiful. So many things to get to. So much news. Big Queen news. Big Queen news. Big Queen news. Eugene is where I went. Home of who? The Oregon Mighty Ducks. Well it's the

[00:01:37] Anaheim Mighty Ducks. They're not the Mighty Ducks. They're the Ducks but it's cute because in town there's duck prints all over. So you follow the duck prints to wherever you need to go. And they were all excited about their big college

[00:01:47] game against Washington but Washington won. Yeah. And then that final four, they put Alabama in and everybody's all mad about that. But I agree. I don't love Alabama as we all know. I was taught to hate them. I don't really have a

[00:02:02] reason to hate them. But FSU without the quarterback that's not one of the four best teams. No. Sorry. Is it fair? No. Everybody keeps screaming on these sports shows, it's not fair. Life's not fucking fair. No. No. Start learning

[00:02:17] that younger. Way younger than college. Yeah you should have learned that like in second grade. That was bullshit. That's right Johnny. That was bullshit. And you're gonna say that a lot of other times in your life unless you're the

[00:02:26] richest little bastard ever walking the streets. Yeah. The Walmart kids aren't saying that. Life's fair to them. The Walton children. So many things came backstage. I'm gonna go through these. I like to say thank you. I know some

[00:02:40] people would be like, I don't want to hear it. Because people make such an effort. Even the ushers are like we've never seen this many things backstage. Are you sure? I'm like bring it all. Bring it all. If I can't take it home I give it to the

[00:02:51] staff. They get so excited. Yeah. Yeah. Because like somebody brought me all these Jack Daniels whiskeys and I couldn't take them all home. Like seven bottles? Yeah like a lot of bottles. Like what are we drinking? First of all Evan

[00:03:03] Williams eggnog. I know some of the termites went out and found it. And then sent me pictures of them with their bottle in the car. I'm like I hope that's not open. Well I don't care if it's open but the police might care if it's open.

[00:03:14] I got nutmeg. It's on top. Yeah I also have a beer, a ruby ale. There's so many. The Northwest is really great with craft breweries and stuff. Yeah they got a million. You couldn't drink them all if

[00:03:30] you lived this whole ten lifetimes. There's so many great different beers. This one's a ruby ale and once again I fell for the can because it's like a witch holding a moon and a star. McMenamins.

[00:03:45] Yes. What else? We'll start with Kayla and Carl. Yeah they're in Eugene at the Holt Center which wow go on my Instagram and look at that place. It's really fancy. It's really cool. The ceiling is really weird and really cool. These two

[00:04:04] are originally from Nebraska. Yeah and then I wonder what like if you're from Nebraska and you move to the Pacific Northwest I wonder how many days you just sit there and go whoa. Because it's it shouldn't even be America. It should

[00:04:16] be lower Canada. It looks like you've gone to another country. And yeah this even the Seattle Airport feels very international. Very international feel the Delta Lounge. Everybody's very exotic. I'm like oh I just came for a

[00:04:29] bagel. Look at all these fancy people. Yes. They brought me some popcorn and this gar this is garlic carrot habanero sauce. Yeah and it's called the sauce lord and it's a picture of a man who looks like he runs a cult. So I'm going

[00:04:47] to taste that since I kind of forgot my snacks last week. There's so many so many things. What are you gonna do? You're not out of time. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh very hot. Yeah. You got to really be ready. Wow I just did too much of that.

[00:05:06] Well thankfully I have a backup beer to my eggnog. They recommended going to McMinimins anywhere in the Pacific Northwest. The bars and historic buildings secret rooms. I did not have time to do that. I didn't have time to

[00:05:26] do a lot because I had to go from Eugene to Portland and Portland to Seattle so it's a lot of up get up and go. Cheryl and Vincent got the local beer. Thank you. Most of it I bring home and I didn't have my beer monster Michael Somerville

[00:05:37] with me. I had Michael Palasek who also is a food and he's a more of a food monster and he's so in shape and I'm like how many times you eat a day? He's

[00:05:47] like three definitely most of the times five. I'm like oh my god five times a day. If you want a lot of people ask who was the opener this weekend it's Michael Palasek. You can go find him online. Yeah cuz he does the clubs in the

[00:06:01] cities where you see him with me in a theater. He will at some point do the club there too guaranteed. Yeah it's so many cat things. Katrina and Mark brought some too. There was so many cat things. Baby cat. I opened the suitcase and she

[00:06:16] knows the greenies. She knows the bags and was just like what the actual fuck. Now I'm not mad you left. It's half of a bag. It's just cat shit. Like if Delta ever opens my bag I am officially the crazy cat person. I don't even care.

[00:06:31] Zach and Shawn my germites, gay termites. Somebody called themselves a coastal termite. I liked it. I never have gotten to go to the Oregon Coast though when I really want to go. My mom's favorite place on earth and she is not

[00:06:45] easy to please. She's always grabbing if we leave the house. So for her to say that just in general why would we leave? Oh mom stop. She can be a naysayer on that. We got a can of Chuck's gourmet cat food brought backstage. Yeah I

[00:07:03] haven't given it to the cats yet. That was Anne and Marie and Paul and Lisa. Oh flowers backstage which is always nice and I got to keep them through two cities and then I give them to whichever person I deem needs flowers

[00:07:16] that night before I leave because I can't fly them home. And Michael and Roseanne. Cocoa bomb whiskey which is right here which we're gonna try a little of this. It's a chocolate whiskey. Right? That seems Christmasy.

[00:07:28] Yeah we're gonna talk about some Hallmark movies here too in a minute. Chocolate whiskey. There's a good chance I could vomit after this podcast. I'm mixing a lot of things here. It's good. Wow I taste the chocolate and I'm not a

[00:07:45] chocolate person. That's what's wrong with chocolate to me. It doesn't have alcohol in it. That's the problem all these years. Oh my god. What did the Gurmites bring you? The Gurmites? Well they invited me to their wedding last

[00:07:59] summer and I could not attend. I'm sorry Zach and Sean I had things to do. They brought me Mother of Storms English ale which we drank backstage. Zach's the manager of the brewery. So yeah wouldn't that be a fun job? Like why don't people

[00:08:14] ever tell us about those things in school? Like University of Missouri they were like you can be an accountant. These are the majors. A teacher. I'm like no no. Engineer? No. Hard no. And then you know business majors or you know I was

[00:08:34] the fuck-off one. Public relations whatever. The one that isn't hard. That's the one I am. Well I am sitting in a Beaver Santa suit from Bucky's but you know I've made it a long way on earth so there you go. I guess you don't need to

[00:08:48] know but I just wish people would have told us about fun jobs in college or high school or something. Tell us something outside the box like yeah go manager but see they wouldn't even have had those when I was his age. No. No. What

[00:09:01] are you I'm gonna be the manager of Anheuser-Busch? I mean that's our brewery or you know you're gonna go up to Wisconsin or somewhere? No it's not gonna happen. Moving on to Portland I was very sad

[00:09:12] because I didn't get to see my cousin Tommy who lives in between Portland and Seattle because the rain in Portland was snow when the passes and just that kind of language makes me feel like we're not related anymore. Now he speaks like a

[00:09:23] Canadian. You know there's snow in the past. No Tommy I don't know I don't know what a pass is. I don't know what you're talking about. It's fucking raining you're lying and he's like not up here. He wasn't lying. Yeah so they get a lot of

[00:09:36] snow and all that. The weather people this is another thing of the Northwest they are dressed in whatever they felt like. It's most of its dudes and like they'll just be some shirt kind of hanging in and out and some weird jeans.

[00:09:50] I don't hate it. You don't have to be all stodgy to do the weather but it is beyond casual. It's the next level of almost to I just don't give a shit and got here late we're almost there. We're not there yet but we're getting there.

[00:10:06] This was one of the crazies. So Portland I had so much fun because there's a place called Jake's Steaks. Everything in there it's like a fancy bar but not fancy fancy just upscale instead of just a you know Wings bar. It's got like they

[00:10:22] have steaks and mashed potatoes and like real fancy drinks but you could sit at the bar and do every that's what I love about the Pacific Northwest too. No one's overdressed for anything. So like I asked the guy at the hotel I go can I go

[00:10:32] in there and this he goes lady it's Portland you can wear whatever you want but I mean everybody's dressed like at any moment someone might go we're hiking up Mount Rainier right now and they're ready. I'm like oh wow look at

[00:10:44] everybody. Yeah they're ready for rain they have backpacks that have tons of things in them that are useful but Jake's is a shout out to Jake's because I actually went there twice. Yeah and then I tried to find Michael to go for

[00:10:58] breakfast but I couldn't find him so I didn't go for that and then I went for a Spanish coffee at Huber's if you've never been to Portland. Maybe I'll write all this down for you Termites in case you ever travel you want to go to the

[00:11:07] same weird places I would go and a Spanish coffee in case you don't know is comes on fire. Fire! So it's super exciting. Now the alcohol's on fire. That gig it's the Arlene Schnitzer Performing Arts and I like to call it the

[00:11:23] Schnitzel house. I'm sure she would be offended at that but I'm guessing she's no longer alive maybe maybe she's alive sorry Arlene if you're alive but just the Arlene Schnitzel. Schnitzer. Schnitzer. It's funny the schnitz that's what they

[00:11:38] all call it. This guy Beck or maybe it's a lady I don't know brought me freeze-dried minnows for the cats. They have not been tried yet. I wanted to show the bag if you're watching the YouTube video there's actual minnows in here

[00:11:56] that are freeze-dried. Well I think Kato. Kato will eat anything. Kato's a pig and a horse and baby cats no no. Chappo's finicky but yeah yes they're real minnows. They're gluten-free. Well I should send them to my sister. Here you go.

[00:12:15] Here you go Kate. Here you want something that yeah I'm gonna take them to Christmas and go here I brought you a gluten-free appetizer and I'm gonna put it in a really nice bowl. Yeah well she shot it my sister shot a minnow once as a

[00:12:29] drink like no no shot no at a bar at a bar the Ozark the Lake the Ozarks they had a shoot a minnow thing yeah and there's a live minnow in it and she did

[00:12:43] it because we told her the only person that got one was the person who had the cutest smile on the bar. My brother told her that she believed it and they're like you got to do it so we all started chanting and I could not believe she did

[00:12:54] it. Where the minnow went? No that's what's crazy about my sister she could have a hundred drinks and she seems no different there's something off with her I don't know her chemistry her makeup her hyperthermia she just she can handle

[00:13:11] a lot of crazy alcohol but maybe I'll take I'm gonna take those at Christmas put them in a fancy bowl yeah my sister has two cats Coco and Cha-Cha Coco is blush that's the official color they're both from well Cha-Cha was found out at

[00:13:28] the farm she's black all black black nose black whiskers she's awesome looking but common-looking they let a cat into the house for two days that was not Cha-Cha yeah it came through the door and then she's like I just found out this

[00:13:44] cat in my house is not our cat and I was like what and yeah it Cha-Cha acted acts feral like she could be really mean and bite and stuff it's like you know what

[00:13:57] you were wild for like two weeks she acts like she lived in Africa for 18 years and had to fend for herself like anyway moving on Susan George Holly and Brian white tiger IPA it was delicious yes and other stuff Shannon Sherry greeny

[00:14:15] catcher lots of cat stuff and goldfish for me yeah Michael was I in those two what it is a lifesaver on a plane one of the Delta ladies must listen to the podcast cuz she apologized she didn't have any goldfish and I'm like how would

[00:14:32] you know that how would you know that that I forget they have a little list of who's sitting where I'm like oh yeah it was very nice Sean and Debbie brought me red breast whiskey yep that'll be saved for Christmas cuz I don't I was

[00:14:45] out because my friend drew came and drank it all and I forgot that he drank at all and then somebody else so door for somebody asked for it I'm like oh yeah I've read and I'm like no I don't that pig was here that alcohol pig Deb Leslie

[00:14:57] and Karen left-handed playing cards what up for the left-handers who's left-handed I think it's only like 5% of the population Google see how many people Richie the Harry and the Hendersons DVD that was hilarious an invitation for he

[00:15:15] asked me to come to a bar and he had a perfect bar I just couldn't go cuz I went to Seattle that night cuz I already been there yeah 10% are left-handed hmm

[00:15:23] hmm and they have video poker at his bar so I guess gambling in Oregon in a bar is legal or yeah but I don't know Sarah Lee TJ Mariah Bruce and Colleen bought potato chips Ruby ale that's this delicious and then Dawn and Jen shout

[00:15:43] out to Dawn I got your note if you could email the team email there's something I would like to do for you back but I would need some information from you like a phone number or something like that just email if you go to my website

[00:15:56] that it says team email so that's from Portland and I don't they got my big foot stickers and very fun stuff but I don't remember oh the lottery ticket with the organs cuz I'm always like what if I win I have to wait till I go back

[00:16:11] to Oregon because I have two Texas ones in my purse I haven't gotten rid of there they're winners and then I'm like every I just was in Texas and I flip it forgot I've loved him around for a year they'll expire by the way termites I

[00:16:24] didn't know that games expire but they still have a self-address envelope emergency Bigfoot listen to this okay these are Bigfoot noises I got a lot of big foot stuff this is a howl snort roar that was scared the shit out of me if I

[00:16:47] was in the woods that's it sounds like a lion yeah here's a grown this is when he's had it he's just had it do what and that's Seattle so much blood I don't understand why more people don't go to Seattle for fun like you never hear

[00:17:09] people say even in LA like oh we're gonna go up to Seattle it is far I get that but if there's so much to do it's so fun the market is so great the

[00:17:19] flowers obviously in the winter are not as up to speed as the summertime but they were interesting they look like winter flowers and one time the Pike place I always say Pikes it's Pike yes Pike plate market and I know it's a kind of a

[00:17:33] hacky thing to do but it's wonderful it's the home of the very very very very first original Starbucks right now I'm never gonna stand in that line no that line is ridiculous and it's just a Starbucks when you get in there cuz I

[00:17:45] have gone in when there wasn't a line but you know people want to get their picture taken whatever but there's so much good clam chowder down there and I mean there's a million things to do in Seattle um but that's I was staying down

[00:17:58] there by there and then my favorite Irish pub Kells is in the alley and post alley and post alley and I went ahead at a Guinness in there I met some termites took a picture with them they were super normal it's always nice to

[00:18:11] know that you guys are normal like sometimes when I see somebody freak out when I walk in well one time well I don't know like oh this could go either way totally normal like most of the termites are people I would just go talk

[00:18:26] to at the bar anyway yeah normal in there having an afternoon drink it's it was a little too dark for the day though cuz it was all it it was already pretty dark with rain yeah yeah um Seattle is the more theater one of the greatest

[00:18:41] theaters in the whole country if it wasn't so far I would tape a special there but then all you know you got to get everybody up there and I don't know it's on my list there's a downstairs bar that's like a bat cave for the people

[00:18:53] like when you come in you can go down there and have a drink a lot of people don't know that go down to the bar in the basement and it's like a cave it's

[00:19:01] super cool um so and then we'll move right on after I do these but Seattle Marie brought me beer great told me about the Tacoma Rainiers that's their minor league team super fun Lizanne Debbie Pat this is amazing

[00:19:17] this says Madigan's podcast these are golf head covers I am currently gonna go throw out whatever I have I don't even know what's on my golf club oh I know I have Margaritaville from Lake of the Ozarks cuz I like to represent the

[00:19:28] Ozarks but these are handmade stitched I mean it's amazing no others exist that's right thank you it's it's the paddles one yeah and it says establishment it's the actual logo it's beyond awesome I don't even know how

[00:19:47] much that would cost or how much work that would take but it's amazing and then they were taking me a Bigfoot candy dish maybe that's what I'll put the minnows in when I go to my sister's that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna put freeze-dried

[00:19:59] minnows and then wait to see if anybody says anything I'm not gonna announce it I'm just gonna cut that bag open and put them out one of the kids will say something I'll just ignore that I'm gonna wait for an adult to say what the

[00:20:11] fuck is that Kathleen and I'm gonna say it's gluten-free minnows and I think Sherilyn Stacy shout out for the ornament Erica Oh liquor bottles we oh that's what we drank with the crew afterwards yeah the tiny airplane

[00:20:26] bottles yeah we all deserved a shot because they're getting ready to be done too they have like weird Christmas shows up to them yeah I won't say somewhere on the road what's the singer lady with the Christmas show now I like Martina

[00:20:51] McBride and I believe she's probably my age and good for her for still keeping going but this one guy backstage was like I mean I'm looking at this show and what's the meat Martina who Christmas he's like 25 I'm like Martina

[00:21:06] McBride show some respect she's worked very hard country music and she's developed some fun little Christmas show you get your ass out there and you put it whatever she demands whatever she wants you would you want snowflakes falling you fucking make it happen Michael

[00:21:25] Kelsey at her mom Beverly it got me buffled one of these Buffalo snacks diary eat one no Oh Ellen and Barb that's who brought me the handheld sound machine and and a Bigfoot notebook which I will use yes yes oh okay Tracy and Kim

[00:21:42] brought these and then we're almost done with this Dungeness crab spice potato chips Tim's dungeon ass dungeon ease Dundee home of who Brian Cox my favorite actor all right here we go Tim's crab I don't know about this pretty good yeah kind of tastes like a old bay

[00:22:18] yeah this is the problem when you try to make things into powder that weren't originally powder it's very difficult yeah a lot of people don't succeed Zach brought me an IPA that was delicious Mary and Jane Jane's a

[00:22:39] volunteer at the moor that's right in her mom yeah I did try to find a Mary's her mom some of these things I don't get till afterwards like the dawn and Jen one I'm very regretful I didn't see that beforehand but it everything comes

[00:22:53] backstage at one time and then it's showtime and then I look at that stuff afterwards but then they're gone so I'm gonna try to look at those beforehand in case there's people that I should meet or want to meet or could meet Angela John

[00:23:07] and Ellie um oh the Seattle bottle opener Bigfoot scarf and the last one Cynthia Hershey bars you never go wrong it's the only chocolate I'll eat that doesn't have alcohol in it is Hershey my bears and IPA so thank you to everyone up

[00:23:24] there I don't know who brought these they're called Sasquatch let me see I think it's hard to keep track Oh Donna Jen all right let's see these are good they're kind of like extra thick and crunchy um well no they have a little bit

[00:23:54] of a barbecue flair mm-hmm well done well done to Donna and her best friend all right all right moving on Queen news Tay Tay well it was jelly rolls birthday happy birthday Joey he's pretty young Google hold he is I think he's

[00:24:15] younger than I thought or older than I thought this eggnog so good is he 41 39 December 4th okay happy birthday to jelly and Tay Tay is on time she's Times Person of the Year they've never had an entertainer before so she did

[00:24:40] that and they asked her for a photo shoot she said can I bring my cat and I totally agree this is what I have this is why I like her more than the music part I don't really understand quite fully yet but Benjamin is a ragdoll cat

[00:24:55] and he's spectacular looking and he's in the photo shoot around her neck yeah the other two cats I like Benjamin better than all the other two there are a certain kind I forget Scottish foals or something I'd never heard of him but

[00:25:08] their ears kind of lay flat Meredith and Olivia Benson after Law and Order yeah so that's a big deal I am going to the Chiefs game this Sunday if Tay Tay is

[00:25:23] there I will report it I will film what I can I don't really care one way or another she's there but my cousin's wife is very excited it was really hoping she's gonna be there I'm just hoping the Chiefs get their shit together yes that

[00:25:41] was embarrassing and you know I thought he probably he goes back to Tay Tay Travis Kelce he goes you know it was just one of those nights where nothing went right and everything was all fucked up and you know it just didn't go well I

[00:25:53] mean you know what I mean and I'm sure she's like no I don't my shows go really well every single goddamn time they go so well that people just can't even stop raving about it nope I've never dropped a ball never dropped a pass never stopped

[00:26:10] out of bounds and fell off the stage nope whatever you're crying about in there I have no relationship to that mm-hmm cry your little eyes out all you want so I'll report back on that and I speaking of 49 or the the Chiefs I would

[00:26:27] like to point out that on this podcast if you are paying attention termites if you do care about professional football I told you the 49ers and they walked right into Philadelphia and I'm sorry very sorry for my friend Dory it just

[00:26:41] she got a little ass spanked on a Sunday night in front of the whole nation and the 49ers I'm telling you that's my pick they just do it in the rain and it just could there were some bad calls on both sides and that's my other complaint I

[00:26:58] don't understand why we don't have an eye in the sky in New York somebody if we're all sitting at home watching TV they should have somebody watching TV going that call was missed and it mattered I don't care about an offsides

[00:27:09] here or there but if it matters pass interference stuff like that there were a couple that were just ridiculous um so there you go on that then there was something else with Tay-Tay no it's going to Chiefs game yeah she said she's

[00:27:28] in love did they've had secret time before everybody knew about it so I don't know about that and she's still mad at Kanye and Kim Kardashian they freaked her out so bad that she ran away to a foreign country for an entire

[00:27:40] year and didn't leave an apartment she was young you can't let people like that bother you well now she doesn't yeah cuz she said that there's no reason to quote unquote try to defeat your enemies the trash always takes itself out I don't

[00:28:01] know if I agree with that part I think there's a lot of trash that keeps succeeding by accident but I do agree with there's no reason to get involved in it just let it go yeah but that's hurt by my problem with karma people

[00:28:13] always go well karma will get them well when there's karma is a cat but karma's other things and like karma some people I've been waiting to see it for ten years fucking nothing and then they go well maybe the next lifetime well I won't

[00:28:26] say it it doesn't matter to me that's why we need a faster process it's called karmagrams and then if you're an asshole one day somebody just hits you on the street punches you right in the face and goes there's your karmagram and then

[00:28:37] they keep walking if you're a nice person maybe someday some stranger just hands you a shit-ton of flowers and goes there's your karmagram so you can buy karmagrams and that's how we help karma maybe karma super busy and needs help

[00:28:51] yeah um Dolly I thought this was interesting well her perfumes out it's in Walmart yeah she did a little ad with herself in there I might have been target yeah yeah she sprayed it all over an employee she did and they play it was

[00:29:15] like I just love it Dolly is not a boy a fan of Hollywood she said it was the most depressing place she'd ever seen it was just horrible I couldn't agree more I did too first of all it doesn't exist as a Midwest person you are taught that

[00:29:30] Hollywood exists it doesn't it's just a bunch of random buildings in the valley and then buildings nobody knows where anything's at it's stupid and then the corridor Hollywood and Vine that is a shit show and I don't even get it I

[00:29:44] don't know as a child watching game shows I thought you went to a place that was like an area yeah when I was a kid watching game shows like the price is right and stuff well they would always like if you'd like to attend a taping in

[00:29:58] Hollywood California and I thought well we're probably never gonna go there maybe in Florida if we're lucky probably the lake right the beach isn't anywhere near anything she said it was the most impressive and especially if you go

[00:30:13] down on that end of sunset it gets really creepy she said I always thought that Hollywood was great grandma's place at Disneyland with all the stars you'd see on TV it was a real eye-opener when I first went there agreed and all people

[00:30:26] always like even I lived in West Hollywood for a while and every single time Lizzie Lohan or some free crazy person be out doing stuff they're like at a bar in West Hollywood I'm like I'm at bars every night I don't see anybody

[00:30:37] famous nobody I'm trying to think you know I did like it down at the beach for the comedy Magic Club sometimes I would see hockey players or NBA players cuz they live they would live down by the forum yeah so but you could do that in

[00:30:51] any town I'm like where are Nikki Minaj was at Boa steakhouse and it's a lot of people would not think her and I have a lot in common we don't except this and it's something to die for Boa is a very very very fancy steakhouse I wasn't

[00:31:08] actually there I didn't get to see her there but my friend worked there and told me about it Nikki brought her own a1 sauce and I love a1 and I have tiny bottles of it because it fancy places they go we'll bring you the chef's sauce

[00:31:22] selection I'm like no I want a1 well she brought her own bottle in an enormous one and just plunked it on the table there's your mistake Mickey Nikki you got to hide it you keep it in your purse when the steak comes and wait

[00:31:35] really every way to serve early you did then nobody notices but Nikki's a little more you know balls out than that and she just plunked a gallon a1 down and they were like um excuse me you have to take that off the table yeah they wouldn't

[00:31:47] allow it so she left no that's the way to stand your ground termites don't let those people push you around she said Dolly said it was the most depressed place I'd ever seen down on the Hollywood Boulevard there were all these

[00:32:02] people on streets homeless people and pitiful crazy nuts people running around oh my lord it was just a horrible setting yeah she said when we first went there as musicians playing places like the Roxy and staying at the Holiday Inn

[00:32:18] I felt like I was in a really strange town there was this weird craziness it's not at all what I thought I was gonna be that's the thing they don't present it to us like that to the non California people I thought you know yeah she said I

[00:32:37] just see young people come there and be willing to sell their souls to make it and show business they'd end up selling themselves on the street to get money for shooting dope yeah I never know anybody did that but I just agree with

[00:32:50] that like I don't know they just make it seem different on TV yeah to the those of us that are not that's all the um Queen news but update mattress max so the four college teams if you don't follow college football don't worry I'm

[00:33:11] not gonna get into this at all but just know there's four teams Washington Michigan Texas A&M no no sorry Texas Oh the Longhorns who are they oh that's Ron's team yeah well who's Matthew McConaughey like he likes them too he's

[00:33:32] always at the game on the sideline yeah I didn't know the amen agriculture yeah I googled it and mechanics huh farmers and car workers what mechanics do they mean like car mechanics okay anyway Texas and Alabama is the fourth team so

[00:33:59] mattress Mac listen to this offer if you go to his store his video is so cute he's on a couch it's not a good-looking couch he has way better couches I don't know who put him on this couch in his store I don't know old people with

[00:34:12] animals might like it cuz it's leather and it won't fuck up if you have a cat that throws up on your couch or dog or whatever but you wouldn't know these feral cats never throw up they have stomachs of steel it's a it's amazing

[00:34:26] they can eat a whole bird the head and everything and they just look at me fine they never throw up it's weird cuz yeah so if let's if you live in Houston or you can get to Houston first of all this furniture store was awesome I wish I

[00:34:42] live by it there were so many great things in there and then there's just regular cheap things there's super expensive thing that's all over the place if you buy $4,000 with the furniture so there'll be two games that

[00:34:53] Texas will have to play two games that all four teams will have to play if they win the first game and you bought $4,000 with the furniture and they win it's free you get your money back and you get the furniture yeah and if they

[00:35:05] don't win so what you spent you were gonna buy furniture anyway yeah we wait till you got it my version now if they win both games the semifinal in the final $6,000 with this furniture is free it's amazing a wonderful person so if

[00:35:19] you were waiting on getting like a bed or redoing your bedroom get on down there mattress Mac it's a wonderful thing update I really do I need new furniture I haven't even been here and no I know I paid somebody a hang of

[00:35:38] Christmas lights they did a wonderful job it was very exciting to come home at night and see him I'll do a video yeah cuz the it's just that the Eve parts are too high and then I remember my dad used to take a fishing pole and because

[00:35:54] back then there was no one to pay to do your shit and I would do my if I had like a ranch I would like to do I like doing it but I don't know I haven't been

[00:36:01] on whatever he would take a fishing pole and cast the string of lights up to the top of the a-frame what yeah and you just hear of about half of the bulbs that crashed when that landed I'm like you're gonna cast it but I will say he

[00:36:21] did get it to the top and then they just kind of fell into place yeah yeah well it's one way to get the work done fishing pole yeah yeah I saw a thing on

[00:36:35] Instagram of a guy is so funny it was called lazy dad and he has a I don't know what it's not a baseball like not a wiffle ball something in between a ball

[00:36:46] and he's got little kids that are like four and he has a fishing pole and the balls on the end and he hangs he hangs it over and they hit the ball as hard as

[00:36:54] they can then he just reels it back and he never gets out of his chair yeah go for you the Babe Ruth card that we were talking about it it's sold for 7.2 million dollars but it's all short of hope for a grand slam I don't

[00:37:11] understand why it didn't it was in perfect condition it's rare there's only 10 in the world I thought it would go people the people with the money have all the money I really would have thought got this my hats a little itchy

[00:37:23] sorry it may it might be the batteries that are blinking if people want to know where I got this hat you could get it in any team you have to gonna go on eBay though everything sold out yeah cuz I bought a Buffalo one for my friend he's

[00:37:37] a big Buffalo guy and then I bought a Bears one there were a lot of those left yeah so yeah that's all it's all for 7.2 million now that I can understand why you would buy it because it's an investment you could resell if you want

[00:37:57] it and you could put it in a frame in your house but then you'd have to have security or somebody's gonna book on me you have to have full-time security mm-hmm 10 they thought they'd get 10 million update Buffy st. Marie now we've talked

[00:38:13] about Buffy st. Marie it's one of the craziest stories ever she said she was a First Nations she said she was born in Canada that she was stolen from a tribe and put in a family of white people Italian people in Massachusetts then the

[00:38:29] documentary came out of she's been but she's been all in on First Nation Native American causes like she's done a lot of good things to bring light to it but she also got a lot of breaks in her career because of that and took a lot of

[00:38:42] money that you probably shouldn't have taken because and she said well your your identity is not up to your your the sperm or your deed your your heritage well yeah it is if you're claiming that on to make money I don't care if you

[00:38:55] want to sit in your house and tell me you're part of some tribe hi you're and you all day long you can do that but once you start taking gigs and this and

[00:39:03] that I don't know you think you crossed the line so what we're like what are we gonna do about it well the documentary they don't they didn't know about it then so the documentary that's out makes it seem all fine and dandy then boom the

[00:39:14] news comes out from the CBC show that says she's not not even Canadian no no American Italian white person well I think we said it on this show I think you have to leave that up to the tribe that quote adopted her the Canadian

[00:39:35] tribe the Saskatchewan yet nobody else really needs to be commenting on this I'm just presenting facts the chief of the Saskatchewan First Nation has been thrust into the controversy over Buffy st. Marie's ancestry he says the

[00:39:51] legendary singer should take a DNS tape test to prove about her heritage DNA what did I say DNS DNA test I've put them together this is why I didn't read out loud a lot in school a DNS test what shut up all right Bob you get up here

[00:40:13] do it I do believe we deserve a definitive answer from her Peapot First Nation acting chief Ira Lovell said on Thursday clearly the only option I can think of that would definitively solve any of this would be a DNA test her

[00:40:31] indigenous culture was a central part of our identity as her fame again arise in the 60s but there have been conflicting stories about her adoption and heritage throughout her career they have a term up there called pretend Ian get it

[00:40:44] pretend Indian but I don't know why we're using Indian if we're supposed to be using First Nations and Native Americans it should be something else it's way too long right pretend the First Nation native person whatever her

[00:40:59] official website said she was believed to been in 1941 on a Peapot First Nation Reserve in Saskatchewan and taken from her biological parents when she was an infant and then we know the soul story CBC in October had the

[00:41:13] documentary now she's 82 but this again is not for this white lady from middle America to be deciding it's up to Canadians it's up to the tribe first and then everybody else can chime in um but he has spoken she ain't gonna do it

[00:41:35] she's already said that she's not doing any of this and she knows who she is she says she's never lied about her identity this is what she's been told she said her mother told her her mother was part unicorn no me it's a tribe I

[00:41:52] can't say I know I can't pronounce it Micmac but that's then your mother saying she's Canadian do the Micmacs go all the way down to the States I don't know she says I don't need to answer you those who love me know who I am well

[00:42:10] not the people in the documentary so that's your update I'll let you know yeah she's not gonna do it though she's 82 just write it out well I think there should be a test and I think those people who came in second for indigenous

[00:42:32] albums of the year at the Junos which is the equivalent to the Grammys except in Canada they should get first place yeah you were in the wrong group you shouldn't have been in the group you're cheating yeah no there's no reason to revote you

[00:42:47] just move two to one and three to two and somebody who came in fourth well third a rare animal thought to be extinct suddenly found by a dog on a beach this is crazy wait to you got way to you termites Google the picture of

[00:43:14] this thing a dog made the discovery of a lifetime when it discovered an animal believed to be extinct after it wasn't seen for nearly 90 years the Kali had been employed by the Endangered Wildlife Trust as a scent detection dog in a

[00:43:28] year's long and nearly hopeless pursuit of finding traces of the do Winston's golden mole have you ever seen a mole they're crazy looking my friend said his cats were bringing him in and he'd never seen one and he should the cat was

[00:43:46] hiding it under the front room rug like a little like furry rug thing and then he saw the rug moving and he said he flipped it back yeah he's my bug guy and he was terrified of it he didn't even know what I wouldn't know what it

[00:43:59] is till he showed me and then I googled moles I never even thought what they look like um the shimmering mole rarely appears above ground it was last seen in 1936 researchers couldn't confirm if the species still existed until the dog made

[00:44:14] the discovery in South Africa they announced it on fate on the facial book but the blind moles live they're blind entirely underground and don't leave behind tunnels like other species of moles they appear to swim through the

[00:44:26] sand according to a press release yeah he's so well he's pretty cuz he's got blonde fur but his face oh yeah yeah since 1936 though um the feast to confirm the species hadn't gone extinct researchers needed to find evidence of a

[00:44:44] mole and successfully test its DNA given it it closely resembles other species after a lot of hard work they found what they were looking for that all thanks to the dog he said I think it's fantastic in 2023 we can

[00:44:56] still rediscover species all of our stories around conservation of gloom and doom here we have an opportunity to say that actually there are opportunities to make changes yeah so go google go google that the blind golden

[00:45:08] mole mm-hmm and good for the dog good for the collie I'll fix your Akali being a root or root around her yeah they don't just see they don't seem like diggers I don't know maybe there are speaking of which one of the rarest

[00:45:26] mammals in the world was just born in a zoo in England do you want to guess what's the rarest mammal in the world one of the rail no it's not a whale it's a black rhino what yep it was just born in broad daylight at a zoo in

[00:45:46] England and the footage is breathtaking for such a yeah I don't know I thought it was weird why they said nighttime or daytime who cares it came out of where I mean it surfaced when the Sun came up for such a large newborn the female calf

[00:46:02] landed on on the soft sandy floor of its enclosure was surprising zest in a recent post zookeepers at the Chester Zoo in Cheshire England said the calf has barely left her mother's side since she entered the world on Sunday she's

[00:46:15] actually very cute they've been waiting the birth for 15 months it's quite unusual here's why for a rhino to give birth in daylight hours we didn't expect it to happen right in front of us as we were going out about our day to witness

[00:46:27] the calf safely and in the world in front of our eyes which is the most incredible privilege the new rhino has not yet received a name but her mother's called Zuri and vision says the calf is healthy well-fed and very inquisitive

[00:46:39] her whole species as a species as a whole though is suffering black rhinos in Africa once used number in the tens of thousands and yet today there are only about 6,500 individuals left in the wild yeah yeah it's poaching and habitat

[00:46:53] loss this thing's really cute his legs look like an elephant or her legs it's got sweet eyes and kind of like French bulldog ears yeah yeah that's right so if you want to go look at a picture you should it's adorable a black

[00:47:10] rhino I didn't know black the black ones were rare speaking of before I go any further too I didn't want to say I said well I was watching a lot of football but the Hallmark movies here's one of them recommending okay there's one called

[00:47:23] the Norwegian holiday a termite told me to I taped it it was funny not hilarious but in it did very away from the normal you know the same plot the same bullshit the same there was no princess in it no it's all about this town in Norway and

[00:47:41] this lady goes back and the you know there's a lot of hokey shit going on but the the Norwegian jokes were funny it was funny and then a Scottish Christmas very predictable but it was fun because the actors they picked the one the good

[00:47:54] ones actually had good Scottish accents so and then I put it I put out on Instagram and Twitter it bothers the crap out of me I would fire everyone in the props department on all harm Hallmark Lifetime movies all of them Christmas

[00:48:10] movies the coffee cups are net they never have coffee in them they just wing in sometimes they have four and a thing and they're just flying it around oh my god that all would spill like why can't you put something in the flipping it

[00:48:20] doesn't have to be coffee and their lips are never wet after they drink something they just go slam hot coffee and then they leave their cup it's just and then it also drives me ape shit crazy that some lady quote went away for the

[00:48:34] weekend to some small town but she has eight coats long coats like like heavy winter oh here's one in red oh we're going out tonight let me get my green nobody does that you take even in my life I don't know in the Midwest you have

[00:48:48] three coats but you have your going out your funeral coat that's what I call it or that's my good coat like fancy that's for funerals and usually you know you know your day-to-day coat and then like your fun or your junk coat but these

[00:49:04] people nobody it's ridiculous I'm also bothered they never fill up the luggage people with one hand are just grabbing an enormous suitcase out of the back of a truck and throwing it around I'm like it's so easy to fix this shit when it's

[00:49:19] so noticeable but then somebody wrote because I read everything you guys write at least I try to somebody is a band teacher and they I've never noticed this because I don't play band instruments but I guess whatever they're

[00:49:33] doing in the movies that the kid the people playing the instruments does not match the song music at all and I guess if you're a music person it's another one of the ah god damn it how hard would this be but they don't probably don't

[00:49:46] have real musicians but then just don't play them or something I don't know that one now I'm gonna be looking for that because I never noticed that no cuz I don't know anything about it to begin with yeah but they never have a

[00:49:59] guitar player and it's the you know the flutes in the the bagpipe guy in if you watch the Scottish Christmas they have a guy that pays bagpipe in it for a bunch of scenes and every scene the man looks like he literally is having a heart

[00:50:17] attack there was just no reason to make it that crazy he doesn't his face is purple oh come on it's not yes the bagpipes are hard to learn but it's not like that right so those were two and apparently everybody's saying the Eddie

[00:50:34] Murphy one was not good I have not seen it candy cane Lane or something what's crazy to me is how wonderful Eddie Murphy looks though like how do you never ever ever change that's and he's got like a hundred kids and yeah I think

[00:50:47] he's in his 60s who go hold he is I'd say 60 no he's not jelly roll and he's older than Snoop even though I think I thought I thought Snoop was like 75 no I thought he was 60 no and he's not he's only 52 62 okay well he looks

[00:51:06] wonderful but I guess Will Smith is crazy I don't care how old he is he's a crazy person and he needs to sit down and be quiet and sit with himself in a corner and stop bullshitting and hitting people stop hitting people on shows

[00:51:19] stop yeah it's yeah all right we're moving on to news this story makes me laugh because I just don't understand first of all my grandpa loved red lobster and I love red lobster and their cheddar biscuits just stop it I used to

[00:51:40] um I used to take my grandpa every Tuesday and Thursday that was our date red lobster yeah he loved it red lobster CFO blames the chain's endless promotion for a whopping 11 million dollar third quarter loss what were you

[00:52:03] thinking red lobster they wanted to get people in well you sure did but there's a lot of them are chubbies they're gonna eat you out of house and home even I could eat so well I'm gonna read the story 11 I mean I worked at a restaurant

[00:52:17] for years like 12 years and some of the many many of those years were at Stewart and Anderson Black Angus cattle company used to be a chain it's gone well it's still in some places but um we had a little chef Howard and Howard it

[00:52:34] would explain to me I said how come we don't ever do these kind of promotions he said because they'll eat out of house and home you can't do that he said they're not gonna show you their losses but if that's what it takes to get

[00:52:43] people in the door Howard was smart and that was 187 years ago and Howard knew that apparently these people needed a Howard to tell them we're not doing endless shrimp we'll do double double shrimp right you could have done that

[00:52:56] and you still wouldn't have an 11 million dollar third quarter loss red lobster faces staggering 11 million dollars in third quarter financial reports with third quarter running from July 1 through September 30th my birthday show the iconic American seafood restaurants drastic downfall red lobster

[00:53:13] wanted to lure more customers in after facing a significant loss of 5.4 million dollars in the second quarter but they mess what's the other one they always have lobster fest I couldn't even find a red lobster in Los Angeles I had to go

[00:53:26] on to a neighborhood that was dangerous and I made my friend go with me I'm like it's lobster fest I have to go Snoop used to live in that neighborhood yeah it's down by Compton II it's it's a little dangerous but I went and the red

[00:53:40] lobster was absolutely fine there I didn't feel like danger any danger but they don't have red lobster like in West Hollywood no nowhere within 30 minutes of the airport or you will not find a red lobster in Los Angeles you

[00:53:56] have to go out into either the way suburbs or some of the more not safe areas anyway they massively massively fumbled their plans by offering an all you can eat promotion that was a bit too generous the endless shrimp offer was

[00:54:11] initially a special but in June it claimed a permanent spot on the red lobster menu for just $20 diners could indulge in as much of the shelf this is they could stomach foot traffic at the chain restaurant increased by 4% when

[00:54:24] the deal popped up as permanent in June now here's something I love about it it was oh yeah well I'm sure not anymore I'm sure that person has been fired the owner of the red lobster change the Thai Union Group blames the endless shrimp for

[00:54:40] their detrimental more people were ordering the endless shrimp to the company anticipated likely because the deal went viral on social media platforms like tick-tock where people were showed off how much they were able to get their money's worth so I showed how much they ate the company's yearly

[00:54:54] loss is now predicted to be at least 20 million thanks to a combined how do you go to the bosses and go I didn't think they were that piggy these people are pigs I didn't think cuz wait do you hear how it comes and then I think who could

[00:55:12] do this yeah this John that's all joke at the buffet you call when he was at a buffet a Chinese buffet a Chinese restaurant you go home now you scare my wife no no more meat for you vegetable only vegetable only you go home now I'm

[00:55:31] not doing the acts I'm doing John so I'm wearing complaints that I'm doing it is not a tick tocker Oh known only as Rachel broke down the value of the deal and found that it would take only only take five bowls of the restaurant six

[00:55:47] piece shrimp dishes to break even well I don't know how big of these shrimp are like they the size of a comma or are they big yeah a comma is the shape of a shrimp it looks like a comma I always thought that shrimp arrive on a plate

[00:56:08] and I'm like they're commas yeah so I don't know how big or little they are I know they're not prawns so they're not big they're not huge but if somebody gave me five I'm full she based her quote girl math on how much the same

[00:56:23] amount of shrimp would cost to make at home along with the free biscuits that Robert Red Lobster famously offers as well as a side dish of choice that comes in the included price Rachel found that a homemade version of the shrimp deal

[00:56:33] would cost $15.98 for 30 pieces of shrimp and side of biscuits okay but you also get a salad at least you used to well with what I ordered I always ordered the stuffed soul stuffed soul I love it basically it was like Thanksgiving

[00:56:50] inside fish they just put a bunch of dressing crab dressing in there it's great the fried shrimp and I'm the redneck yeah well you can get that anywhere go to Captain D's for Christ's sake you don't need to be somewhere

[00:57:07] fancy for that Red Lobster's promotion would come to around 2640 with tax and tip for the shrimp and he also you gotta take she's a youngster too she's one of the children Rachel concluded that when taking the free side of choice and all the different flavors of shrimp into

[00:57:23] account you would break even after five bowls if eat 30 pieces how many people are eating more than that America let's get our shit together huh 30 unless they're super tiny and then she did all the math because they have all kinds of

[00:57:39] flavors too so that costs more money I didn't know that I didn't know sure yeah I mean for this restaurant they offer seven options for shrimp bowls crispy dragon shrimp garlic shrimp scampi grilled shrimp skewer parrot I'll jumbo

[00:57:54] coconut shrimp Walt's I don't know Walt's favorite shrimp shrimp linguine Alfredo and popcorn shrimp now popcorn shrimp I could see maybe eat 30 still a lot servers allow this would also be a pain in the ass if you're a server this

[00:58:13] would drive you to quit real quick I would work the whole year till they said it was endless shrimp time and then I'd be like okay I'm gotta go now servers allowed each customer to start out with three bowls and then order two more when

[00:58:25] they're ready that means I got to go get them twice now I have to bring your meal twice they don't allow to-go boxes well that's the only smart thing they did I'm surprised they caught that too um the typical rule is all you can eat

[00:58:39] deals to stop people from taking advantage of them to go home with boxes of food all you can eat dials popped up in the 70s and 80 with restaurants like Golden Corral and hometown buffet built their businesses around the model the

[00:58:51] promotion begs the question of how these restaurants make money if they're giving away unlimited quality food I mean you don't need to be a business person to sit in the media and go wait what they never have to stop eating right for $20

[00:59:02] right well we're gonna be in trouble one answer that they don't need to is they don't need to employ as many servers because if people are serving the food for themselves that's at a buffet not yeah those are buffet style restaurants

[00:59:15] this is not like in this is not the case right so when you go to Red Lobster just know and some of them are jumbo this piece of news I'm kind of surprised by the band kiss never seen him in my life they're great one time they're great

[00:59:42] yeah my friend a little dwarf went down in Nashville they were at the Bridgestone he said it was great um well it was their last show at Madison Square Garden and they lit up what is it they light up rock of the no the tower they light up

[01:00:00] for basketball and politics the Empire State Building they lit it up and kisses colors which I thought was very nice and it's a good it's a nice goodbye because whether you're a kiss fan or not they've been around forever they've

[01:00:10] worked their asses off Gene Simmons is like the ultimate business person on earth and the other guy too I think Paul Stanley's in on all that the other two do well anyway the fans were really disappointed over their last show yep I

[01:00:24] was shocked I don't expect this out of Gene Simmons no um some diehard bands who invested significantly to witness this historic moment left the venue with a sense of disappointment I'm so ashamed to be a kiss fan tonight well I

[01:00:38] was at the final show at Madison Square Garden kiss showed no emotion at all nothing off the scripts from usual robots I'm still furious not one ounce of real emotion bring their bring the families out say something from the

[01:00:51] heart absolutely nothing on my way home listening to a whole new Ace Frehley album and feeling thankful that I'm part of this and not that corporate machine that is kiss they had to promote their scripted avatar bullshit so at the end

[01:01:07] they said kiss isn't going away kiss will live forever and they presented their avatars but then they don't say are these going on the road these avatars yeah what are you as our is a cartoon what what are we doing yeah

[01:01:21] somebody said I watched the PPV and was expecting the unexpected nothing Gene's after-show comments made me shake my head I feel the same like no goodbye no real thank you from the stage so weird um criticism ranged from the

[01:01:38] absence of personal touches like bringing out their families to a lack of sincerity and their final words the set list for this night included a lineup of kiss hits such as Detroit Rock City shouted out loud and I was made for

[01:01:51] that's one I know the only song I really loved if kiss was the slow ballad and then they never played that and cut yeah Beth I hear you call it but I can't go

[01:02:05] I wonder who sang that one it wasn't Gene Simmons oh right now cuz me and the playing is who's saying Beth no what does the Fox say Paul Stanley well his voice was great on that some fans even contrasted their experience with the

[01:02:27] seemingly more genuine and heartfelt performances of former band member ace freely as the curtain falls on kiss on their illustrious career fans are left with mixed emotions cherishing the memories of their iconic band while we've while reflecting on what could have been a more heartfelt heartfelt farewell yeah

[01:02:44] that's not I wouldn't expect that out of them and then to do a commercial at the end saying here's our avatars yeah no thanks this is bullshit okay this is are you kidding me so we had talked about this because I don't like cruise ships I

[01:03:05] don't want to be on them ever ever ever ever this is my ultimate nightmare they had a three-year cruise yeah starting starting booking fees were 200 grand well the three-year cruise canceled what people had already sold their homes they

[01:03:28] were already in Istanbul Meredith Shay told the Sunday Times she paid 562,000 for a seven floor balcony cabin on the ship so they started at 200 grand but you can go up clearly to 560 half million dollars plus 62 grand she got upgraded

[01:03:50] to the seventh floor and a balcony cab I mean I would actually think about self-assisted suicide if someone put me in here I would just be like I can't do this for three years vomiting I'm laying crossway on the bed the coffee's wrong

[01:04:06] it's not even coffee don't put tell me that Starbucks bull shit it's like Marbux or some off-brand and I am the easiest person to eat to feed I'll eat anything cheap any gas station food I'm in hot dogs of Slim Jim's anything the

[01:04:23] food the standard food like you got just in the morning I'm just gonna go get a cup about a bowl cornflakes that can't be that hard right Cheerios something no no everything's off then we go to the fancy restaurant cuz Lewis is

[01:04:39] a foodie and then they bring these seafood towers no much rather be a red lobster anyway one woman who planned to set sail on the life at sea's cruise three-week German which was canceled in November had reportedly sold her home to

[01:04:53] make the voyage she's a former flight attendant the cruise was scheduled to leave from Istanbul Turkey on November 1st and visit seven continents 135 countries and 375 ports that's 375 times that I would have found a bar after a

[01:05:11] while ordered a drink in the herd well Madigan please return to the cruise ship and Madigan and I haven't twice yeah and I said to the lives told that story I'm like Lewis they're not kidding you're gonna have to run no you

[01:05:24] haven't done that's a date but now is your time to shine life at sea revealed to the passengers on November 17th that the cruise was officially canceled and had no ship to sail that's what it's called they had no ship they lied about

[01:05:43] the ship I was desperate to see Nambia for the first time said Shay who lives in Florida was planning to board the cruise in the Bahamas on November 15th and the coast of India another perk was her not having to cook or drive for

[01:05:57] those three years how old are you Meredith you don't want to drive at all anymore what happened there former flight attendant all right well you could still be in your 60s all right she doesn't want to drive okay I had my own pity

[01:06:12] party she recalled after finding out the news while living with her girlfriend in Florida after selling many of her belongings I walked around being devastated for 12 hours that's all shit I'd have a bag in my head and a wall

[01:06:27] for she went to a warehouse to pick up the possessions she intended bring on the cruise she said a whole wave of sadness came over me again you know everything I'd meticulously packed the season sickness pills so that's why it's

[01:06:40] not a good vacation when the first thing you have to pack is things so you don't vomit huh yeah summer t-shirts all the vitamins for three years Wow the passengers were in disbelief it was so close to departure people had let and

[01:06:59] let out their home rent and let out that she was the first passenger to sign up the company lawyer later decided that the vessel they had was too small for the cruise and planned to buy a larger ship which was set to be renamed and

[01:07:13] they didn't yep she broke the news on November 16th the CEO Kendra Holmes who had resigned just days before the sale fell through announced the cruise was canceled in a 15-minute video given to passengers they received on November 19

[01:07:30] they're already in Istanbul that's where it's leaving from so we've flown there she claimed that the ship they had is not big enough and the cruise line had presented the project to investors and initial approval from the to buy a bigger

[01:07:43] vessel but then the deal fell apart oh you should have told people way before this she vowed to refund those who signed up for the crew well yeah you're gonna do that but if you have to sue him it could take years there's a whole lot

[01:07:55] of people would know where to go right now some need their refund to even to have a place to go it's not good one guest anonymously told CNN you can just say your name on it's that is just I don't yeah there's more about it though

[01:08:12] um there was a hundred and eleven cabins many of them are still stuck in Istanbul mm-hmm it's just I don't know I mean this should be way way way way way more trouble than they're in yeah I think yes you know you can't you just

[01:08:34] can't do that to people um do you want to buy a castle in France termites now see this compared to the shit that people buy at auctions which I don't know what you're gonna do with it once you own it um here's a way to spend your

[01:08:51] money if you have that kind of money they want 30 million listen to it though dating bet and it's awesome okay and it looks like a real castle like it's not a fake one like oh it's kind of a castle no no no right it's montbrun castle

[01:09:08] chateau de montbrun it was built in 11 7 1179 yeah yeah I bet your Wi-Fi is gonna be hard yeah yeah now it made its first claim to history 20 years later when King Richard the Lionheart was taken a mount brune have to be mortally

[01:09:28] wounded while besieging another castle he may have even died at the castle the castle would see action during the hundred years wars with the Anglo-Gascon contingent taking over and keeping it in the 1340s if they demolished its outer

[01:09:43] wall the French were able to retake the montbrun in 1353 but in 1385 the English returned and destroyed the castle with fire it remained a ruin until 1433 when Pierre de Montbrun Bishop of Limoges began its reconstruction after five

[01:10:00] years it was restored with the main 12th century tower still standing that's cool there's a great tower it's an awesome looking thing that would cost a lot to put Christmas lights on I know what this cost for my house this would be like

[01:10:13] holy shit your bill is gonna make your eyes bulge up the other square towers were replaced with round towers Ireland is famous for its round towers the castle remained in the hand the family in the hands of the family until the

[01:10:28] early 16th centuries after afterwards Montbrun would be besieged by Protestants during the wars of religion and then again in the French Revolution in the latter case the peasants were able to capture it and set fire to its

[01:10:41] interior everybody wants to set fire the castle was restored again in 1871 and then seriously damaged in a fire in 1917 after another restoration was carried out in the 1960s today the site is protected as a protected monument listed

[01:10:55] by the French government 30 million yep and you get the acreage around it and you get a moat yeah you don't see that on love it or list it very often if the moat is stocked with fish probably yeah it's a it's a great visual effect it

[01:11:16] lies in a hollow ring treat hollow ring beyond the moat trees apparently an indefensible position from the military's point of view but all the more intimate and domestic for that the main oh my god it's eight stories high oh

[01:11:32] yeah it has 38,000 square feet if you're interested on 16 bedrooms 10 bathrooms shitty plumbing I'm sure probably terrible showers there's a great hall that can seat up to 200 people a cinema a two-story library three kitchens and a

[01:11:48] chapel yep you can go pray for more water pressure go right on down to the it has a hundred and sixty-five hectares of land I don't know how big a hectare is why would the Iowa termites know that because they're farmers did they still

[01:12:04] roll in hectares no the cone the current owners have made it a tourist attraction well one hectares two and a half acres so double it at least um it's like 300 some odd acres I'm not doing a half that's too hard you get the idea do you

[01:12:24] want 300 I'm gonna round around it off 350 acres yes or no hmm the castle itself can be rented out for weddings or corporate events yeah that's what I want to do buy a castle and then go over there be a fucking server again shit

[01:12:40] what there's a party of 42 what what are they from noon what oh it's just outside the village of doors and neck in southeastern France I just think it's funny when these things come up listed why is this in the general public why is

[01:12:56] this why do I even know about this aren't these like silent sales aren't these like just rich people things I don't understand why that's speaking of what kind of money do you got so this is crazy to me

[01:13:09] Monet I do love Monet but here's what I really think about Monet I am extremely nearsighted like probably legally blind I don't know my prescription is 2650 in one eye yep and then 2575 in the other eye but I lie about that when I go in

[01:13:29] there so he doesn't really know they're both that they're both that bad yeah cuz I don't want to change my prescription cuz I'm happy with it and he's gonna change it I know he is cuz it's a psycho the guy at Lenscrafters

[01:13:41] he just won't let me can I just have the same thing yeah anyway when I see a Monet painting that's how I see without my glasses everything's just a blur of colors I'm not saying the man wasn't extremely talented but I think he might

[01:13:58] have just been nearsighted if you put me without glasses in a field of flowers and they say paint this Kathleen you would be horrified you'd be like holy shit there's no definition to any that's what I see just a field of color I

[01:14:08] don't see stems I remember when I first got glasses I was like whoa shit there's like leaves are on twigs well on a branch I just thought they were just green up there yeah so to me all of his paintings look like how I see I was not

[01:14:26] I was 15 nobody noticed till I was 15 I swear to God no I fell everywhere all the time and they just called me grace it was hilarious to everyone that I fell a lot my nickname is still grace yeah and then well I did they did do an eye

[01:14:41] exam at a Catholic school in fifth grade and they sent home a note but they were dumb and they sent it with me I just tore it up because I didn't want glasses

[01:14:49] he'd be a dork I don't want to be a nerd glasses are cool now they weren't then was that four eyes I mean it would just be relentless teasing and I thought you

[01:15:00] know what I've done just fine being blind I don't need your shit and I tore that note up and I threw it in the creek yeah well I had to walk home through a

[01:15:08] creek I had to go down a mountain cross a two-lane road cross a creek cross a four-lane highway well two lanes in two lanes go through a big ditch and then I

[01:15:21] had a climb a fence it was probably six foot high cuz I had to throw my bookbag over the fence then you had to be very careful when you got to top of the fence

[01:15:28] that your skirt didn't get caught on the top of the fence or you would be severely injured and then I arrived at our Lady Queen of Peace yep I'm here occasionally my dad would give us a ride if it was like super snowy but most

[01:15:45] of the time he left before that long unsung though one of Monet's most famous paintings water lilies it's it's it's sold for 74 million dollars it's been in a private collection for 50 years how does this happen art world you know why

[01:16:02] do you allow this his dreaming and dreamy painting of water lilies is some of the most recognizable works that ever created the garden in the pound in Giverny France rendered with expensive blends expressive blends of blues greens

[01:16:14] and purples however while many can be viewed at Paris's Musee de l'Orange there are others will ask well-known and in a recent exciting auction at Christie's and Monet which had private collection for 50 years I know yeah and then they

[01:16:30] don't tell you who bought it so some other little pig is gonna take it to his house or her house Wow they sold a lot they also sold Picasso's Cezanne's and Frida's stuff and a van Gogh oh my god the it was six hundred and forty

[01:16:51] billion in sales in the 20th century evening sale right yeah who knows if other masterpieces from private collections will emerge sometime soon and what they will reveal of other greats are legacies yeah I just don't I don't

[01:17:09] know I don't think they should be no yeah and then what are you a socialist no I'm not so I just think there's rare things that should be yeah you know we're moving on to super pigs super pigs are coming America brace yourself blame

[01:17:26] paddles they're from Canada they're Canadian super pigs it's an actual pig not a person hordes of super pigs are running amok in Canada and are soon and are spilling across the northern border of the United States while these what makes these pigs

[01:17:45] such a threat is there the result of cross-breeding between breeding between wild Eurasian boars and domestic swine they have tusks and everything basically it's a razorback like an Arkansas razorback they look like that if you

[01:18:00] encounter a boar in the woods like in Arkansas go away run the fast as you can they can be extremely violent aggressive the animals combine the boars environmental resistance in the pigs size and fertility to create a rapidly

[01:18:15] reproducing population that is very hard to eradicate the US has already started being invaded by these feral pigs with around six million of this wine having entered at least 35 states now however the Canadian populations may descend from the north super hairy hybrid populations of wild pigs are not

[01:18:34] a new issue to the United States general resulting from interbreeding of domestic swine and then and then the boars and it's a hybrid wild wild pig in the state populations have large have larger sizes and reproductive rates of domestic

[01:18:46] swine and the hardiness of the wild boar so it's a double whammy and there's and they go in packs yeah I think like boar boar hunting is a thing like in Arkansas yeah I only know it from Arkansas the damage they can do they tear up farmland

[01:19:04] imagine what they do to a golf course they destroy crops they disrupt local wildlife the wild pigs can cause billions of dollars in damage to croplands every year they can also spread diseases to domestic pigs and farms including African swine fever and they've been known to attack humans

[01:19:20] although this is infrequent yeah these pig hybrids reproduce quickly having up six piglets in a litter they can have two in a single year two litters so it's 12 12 a year 65% of the feral pigs and the population is there are killed and

[01:19:37] they're still rising they're getting sexy all the faster than we can stop it it also raises a significant increase of predators the wolves but an increase in some type of scavengers such as jackals do we have jackals in the United States

[01:19:57] if we do I guarantee you they're in the desert that's where everything bizarre stems from it's a problem no jackals yeah where are they where are they paddles New Mexico all right we got to get out of here a minute I'll save this

[01:20:31] one for next week well this is kind of cool too in Jakarta a critically endangered Sumatran rhino was born he's not a black rhino just a regular one the second Samaritan no Sumatran Sumatran rhino born in the country there's only 50

[01:20:50] in the whole world so they're super excited when one's born and this thing is super crazy looking his eyes are enormous it's a sanctuary Samaritan rhino sanctuary in Indonesia it's very cute and that's good to know

[01:21:06] he was on the calf is fathered by a male named Harapan who was born at the Cincinnati Zoo in 2006 he was the last Sumatran rhino in the world to be repatriated to Indonesia meaning the entire population is now in

[01:21:21] Indonesia most of the remaining ones are in Sumatra there's several in captivity I wonder which is have them yeah people killed him for their horns yeah and they also use for traditional medicine in China and other parts of Asia well

[01:21:40] there's one born that's good luck yeah I'm gonna tell you about the fanciest McDonald's and then I'm gonna we're gonna we're gonna leave um with some rules by Warren Buffett's right-hand man who died yeah this is the fanciest

[01:21:59] all poshest if you will it's always weird to me what Americans use that word we don't use that word posh it's very British mm-hmm it's the fanciest one in the world and they sell lobster next week I'm gonna tell you next week I'm

[01:22:15] gonna tell you about um McDonald's top secret plan of what they're they have a new thing coming out a restaurant yeah next week McDonald's in Maine I have to get my friend Kelly McFarland to go has been dubbed the poshest on the planet

[01:22:34] thanks to its upscale finishing and high-end menu which includes specialty seafood and I'll bet you red lobster it's not all you can eat right the Ritz you restaurant is located in the waterfront town of Freeport but there

[01:22:47] are no garnished golden arches to alert you to its presence home of LLB yeah I didn't know that so they don't even have the golden arches they hide it yeah instead the eatery blends with its quaint surroundings located inconspicuously

[01:23:04] inside Gore house a Victorian style mansion by a local built by a local merchant way back in 1850 in 1984 the building was transformed into a McDonald's and has become an unlikely tourist attraction with visitors flocking to the fancy fast-food joint although there are 40,000 275 McDonald's

[01:23:21] restaurants around the world the free point franchise is one of the few to feature its own page on the company's corporate website Oh McDonald's restored the interior of Gore house with mahogany furniture wall to wall carpeting and original painting by main artist yeah and they hold on

[01:23:38] I'm not done in the summertime they have lobster rolls with with tourists hitting up the chain to chow down on the classy crustacean to see how it compares other seafood stores and sold by restaurant chewers in a local area even Freeport

[01:23:54] residents have come to love the location with a drive-stall installed in 2000 year 2000 so they can grab their gov and go however locals weren't always so enthused about the prospects of a McDonald's coming to their quaint town

[01:24:05] well it's there and now you all like it see sometimes change is good don't be stick in the mud yes these are just two Minnesota a school district in Minnesota and Florida have taken the cell phones away from the children oh yep they

[01:24:26] confiscate this is Florida Orange County they ban cell phones for the entire school day even during breaks kids can't use them during class and they can't use them during breaks I don't my friend Chris Voth a comedian but he's also a

[01:24:38] teacher he has a master's degree he's very smart man he teaches high school English and he said he's very bothered by the phones but he's trying to just let it go and go well if they're gonna do it they're gonna do it be on them while

[01:24:50] he's trying to teach that would be annoying also I don't know how good that is for the kids I mean if it was me are you kidding I'd just be on Instagram all day especially was math or science I'm like blah blah blah I'm on tick-tock

[01:25:03] don't bother me right now I'm in a Meghan Markle wormhole just leave me alone and I found two cats that actually eat hamburgers anyway Chris had a good point my friend Chris I said can't the schools just take him away for the

[01:25:21] school day he's like well because of the school shootings all the parents I can see that argument too you know people at my age always go we didn't have time well we also didn't have school shootings so you know I don't know on

[01:25:35] the first day more than 100 cell phones were confiscated from the students in the following days conference confiscations dropped dramatically this school district has seen a drop in bullying a rise in student engagements teachers report that there have been newfound life injected into the classroom

[01:25:49] students are more talkative and more collaborative yep and then Minnesota did it um in this area Maple Grove Middle School because sometimes my nieces will text me back in the middle of the day and I'm like yeah who dis why why

[01:26:10] texting from class Emily focus focus Emily no um starting last year we went to complete no cell phone use for any reason from 8 to 2 8 10 to 2 40 which is our school day principal Patrick Smith said it's made the kids more engaged there was no cross-the-table conversations there was no interaction

[01:26:30] on the hallways and let's be real with these devices our students especially our teenagers are a lot of drama that comes from social media and a lot of conflict that comes from it he says the behavioral and bullying incidents are

[01:26:40] down the school doesn't have data at this point to show grades are going up but parents we talked to see a difference they say their kids are thriving and focused and doing really well they participate in discussion I

[01:26:51] don't know what say you parents yeah I don't have any kids to comment on that I only have nieces and nephews um and my cats don't have phones baby cat bite if anybody deserves a phone it's Kato cuz Kato gets in the most fights and can be

[01:27:11] severely injured in the woods at any given moment right so Charlie monger who is that you say it's our last story um he was Warren Buffett's right-hand man and what's weird is somebody has sent me fortune magazine I've never purchased it

[01:27:29] I don't know why it arrives at my house I don't understand 50% of the articles but I always take it on the plane with me in case I get super bored and want to try to read something hard well they did an article this is bad timing and on

[01:27:47] they're saying get used to the hundred-year-old CEO and they had Warren and Charlie well they should have thought about that a little they should have gone and stopped the presses cuz by the time they publish it Charlie's

[01:27:58] already dead he just died yeah well he was 99 99 he says if you want to most avoid mistakes in life dodge toxic people and toxic to activities I'm just telling you looking at Charlie he doesn't seem like a ton of fun okay just

[01:28:17] saying that you're supposed to have good financial habits into integrity and avoid toxic people and toxic activities he was his own investing icon it wasn't just what's his face it did it all they they want to hear his advice just as much

[01:28:33] people are almost certain to succeed if they spend less than they earn invest shrewdly learn continually and remain disciplined well I'm out yeah without those traits you'll need a lot of luck to be successful avoid toxic people look

[01:28:54] out for those who are trying to fool you or lie to you aren't reliable in their meeting in meeting their commitments a great lesson in life is get them to help out of your life and do it past it's how to live a long and happy life deal

[01:29:08] with reliable people and do what you're supposed to do okay but he also had a list of things people waste money on yeah you know good coffee yeah it's the things we like he forgets it making your making yourself just just some days a

[01:29:22] cup of coffee from wherever you like it Duncan notice our but can just be a little bit of a game changer yeah and maybe that's money spent was worth that happiness in that moment but these guys don't think like that yeah I mean he had

[01:29:35] ten kids and lived in the same house for 70 years yeah I mean at some point can we change the look here I mean yeah do something think twice about giving someone a piece of your mind as tempting as it may be in the moment it's not

[01:29:52] likely the long-term risk to your reputation after all how you treat others is a reflection of your own values yeah I got a few things more um he didn't know he said he lived in the same home for 70 years rich people can build really fancy

[01:30:07] houses can become less happy well they can also become more happy I can tell you that from watching my friend more on white there's just now he has built very big houses in his life now he wants to go back to a normal house meaning to in

[01:30:20] his mind 3,500 square feet or less this house it's probably I don't know 3200 square feet there's an upstairs for for the pub guests right here and for the kids and then the downstairs is in whatever you know it's normal it's fine

[01:30:37] but it I mean there's houses smaller there's houses way bigger I don't understand the super big ones where there's just I see a lot of my friends who are getting older and retiring and buying these beach houses where they're

[01:30:51] gonna quote retire and they're way too big because they have this picture that's absolutely adorable of all of their kids coming all of their time with those kids their kids kids oh it never happens and then two years into it they're like

[01:31:07] well they want to go but not when we're there I'm like right you never thought about that they're like can we have the keys when are you not going yeah mom when will you not be available to go to Destin he said living in a modest house

[01:31:23] was not an accident I did it on purpose a basic house has utility see this is so strict noting that a larger home could help you entertain more people but that's about it yeah but that's a lot of fun sometimes right I'm glad I have a

[01:31:36] really awesome guest room yeah so then and then I have there's a guest room up here so two couples and then kids can flop wherever you don't want it you don't want to go too big though because then you do have to invite everybody if

[01:31:49] you're already from a big family oh they'll sleep on rafts on the floor it is unbelievable what they'll find acceptable that's great for the weekend come on cat are all your couches pull outs well there's not all the couches

[01:32:08] there's two and yes one is for little people and I don't mean my friend Brad Williams I mean young people another drawback to owning a mega mansion such as he added such an ostentatious to play as wealth could spoil kids by encouraging

[01:32:26] them to live grandly I do agree with that there's a level of expectation like even when they open pottery barn for kids we have the real pottery barns expensive and now we have one for kids and I heard a lady in the real pottery

[01:32:44] barn state say to her kid he was probably 10 I'd say um whatever his name was Timothy Spencer that's a good one Spencer Hayden hunter get on the couch and tell me if you like it it was like a $15,000 couch and I don't know what

[01:33:03] the kid said but I thought you know what we didn't even we just got a couch someone else was done with nobody asked me how I felt about it nobody nobody asked me if I liked it I mean we got new cars but furniture I don't even know

[01:33:18] where our furniture came from just my uncle Jim would bring some over on a truck or something anyway you can get used to all this yeah he had nine children across two marriages including a two step sons and a son who died of

[01:33:33] leukemia at age nine Buffett and I both considered considered bigger and better houses I had a huge number of children so it was justifiably justifiable even and I still decided not to live a life where I looked like the Duke of

[01:33:44] Westchester what a random thing to pull out I don't know it's made up from a Hallmark movie the Duke of Westchester and I was going to avoid it I did it on parents I purpose I didn't think it'd be good for the children that might be true

[01:33:56] if you have to bunk with your siblings and share a room you do have to learn how to compromise and all that Buffett the 93 year old billionaire bought his house in Omaha Nebraska for $31,000 in 1958 and he's lived there ever since I

[01:34:09] have seen it anyone can you can drive right up it's very inconspicuous normal there's actually nicer houses on the street but he's also 93 so he's not probably thinking hey I'm gonna run down a pottery barn today and yeah don't have

[01:34:29] envy don't overspend your income yeah he doesn't like gambling either yeah he has a he contributes his longevity to a long-held sense of caution and ability to avoid all standard ways of failing that thought has never run through my

[01:34:50] mind ever avoid crazy at all costs I do agree with that crazy is more common than you think that's something we should all be taught in high school like Lewis said the way we learned about mental health was through dating

[01:35:04] looks that he dated somebody in college she was so batshit crazy who go home to his friends and go well then this happened and then they would all look it up like in encyclopedias you'd have to go get the DSM my mom gave me a DSM to

[01:35:19] the second volume for Christmas one year that was my present so I could look up crazy things just avoid it avoid it avoid it avoid crazy that's what he says yeah so there's what I there was something else he said I've printed out

[01:35:34] all of them he was worth 2.6 billion you should see Charlie and Warren together I mean it just looks to it looks like two dudes at all at Golden Corral they're just super white they've never been in the Sun no their skin kind of goes to a

[01:35:50] gray tone at 90 I'd say but they said yeah they have the same suits they're ill-fitting they he's still got the white collar with the stripe on that that's your room like the 80s yeah yeah it's simple to spend less than you earn

[01:36:07] and invest shrewdly and avoid taxi people consistently by an S&P 500 low cost index fund yeah I don't know what that is Charlie but I have bought some more I have deposited more money on DraftKings so I don't know how Charlie

[01:36:25] would feel about that probably not very good I think he's judgmental he would hate me as one of his kids yes Kathleen what did you do with your money well I went and bought a boat which yep brand-new right off the lot never

[01:36:37] supposed to do that I did that and then I went to the casino and played video poker for 11 hours I gotta do the quotes and then we're out of here this was a long one but it's the holidays and I actually have more time a little let's

[01:36:54] do a quote from Dolly first every now and then when I'm with my husband I think yeah I'll make love with Burt Reynolds tonight as long as it ain't Burt my old man don't know about it but I'm sure he wouldn't mind I'm sure he makes love to

[01:37:10] many people while I'm the one doing all the work that was her fan that she was discussing fan it fantasies in 1982 with People magazine Carl I hope you're not listening sorry about that I didn't know she was gonna say that

[01:37:29] well Taytay we close on a name music is an art and art is important and rare important rare things are valuable valuable things should be paid for that's her opinion on royalties on her royalties I agree too I should be paid

[01:37:51] for the joke yes yes yes but thankfully I don't make my living off of things being played on air like that like wherever things are whatever Spotify oh I did have a ton of Spotify people thank you all I posted that thing they just send

[01:38:04] you this thing that says artists rap and then it tells you how many people 152 countries that's just jokes not the podcast I don't know how to find the podcast one yet I'm gonna figure it out I'm gonna have my friend help me um

[01:38:18] alright termites where am I going so that's it for 2023 you have a giant merch sale giant sale to get everything out of this house but the tour t-shirts yep everything's gonna be 10 bucks um I'm not 100% about everything but most

[01:38:38] things will be $10 all right it's all $10 um and I would like to thank somebody that's a larger termite thank me for not charging more and I do pay more for the I call them two and three times because the manufacturers are using more material

[01:38:53] that's just a fax and I have to pay more and I don't pass that cost on nope fair is fair I can afford it and make the chubby people happy yeah yeah um upcoming shows this is all in 2024 Wichita Wichita I need you termites by a

[01:39:13] few more tickets here I'm seeing some ticket council mode disappointed just saying I don't know why Wichita you let me down here Tulsa you're not letting me down boom I know my ticket count Santa Rosa and Wheatland those are the makeup

[01:39:25] days when I had to cancel because of everything that went on in May yeah um San Luis Obispo Monterey California Birmingham Alabama love it Atlanta love it tickets are selling very well at the Cobb Energy Center very proud of my

[01:39:41] Atlanta termites Scottsdale Arizona talking stick the casino love it although my super awesome sexiest person ever Native American Wayne retired is he coming to the show well that would be flattering he doesn't need

[01:40:00] to do that he wants to be a grandpa go be a grandpa yeah he's awesome he's originally an Osage Indian and he said Indian and in my high school was the Osage Indians and clearly I am NOT a Native American I mean if I am something

[01:40:14] went way wrong because I don't at all have any traits that would be just way too super white pale but anyway he's a real easy Osage tribe yeah anyway all right that's enough get them um Chattanooga choo-choo see you soon

[01:40:31] Huntsville Alabama home of what NASA Detroit I believe the Saturday show is sold out the Friday one has tickets um but get on it yeah cuz they're going it's I just released a bunch of marketing comps yeah that's um the Royal Oak

[01:40:46] Theatre which is super fun Dayton Ohio Indianapolis San Antonio boom Austin Texas maybe Ronald be home and get his unretired ass to come open when that be fun mm-hmm I think Kelly McFarland's already going on that one Marietta

[01:41:02] Georgia I mean Marietta Ohio not to be confused with Marietta Georgia Cincinnati Tarrytown New York wouldn't it be fun to live in Tarrytown where do you live Terrytown it's just so yeah no that's a fun place Wilmington Delaware

[01:41:17] and Thousand Oaks California home of more mattress stores ever seen my life there's a lot of very sleepy people in thousand people are very tired they want a very good mattress and they'll pay top dollar for all right Albuquerque I am

[01:41:33] trying yeah I am trying my agent now probably looks at my phone number come up on the thing and thanks to in her head I am fucking working on it that's what I think she thinks because I'm like hey and then I forward emails that you

[01:41:49] guys said I'm like here's another person we love this person just noted that I'm only eight hours away where I'm at right now from Albuquerque can't I just do one show in my life in Albuquerque why is everybody against this what kind of

[01:42:02] conspiracies happening oh the hood well I don't know if it'll go over the headphones maybe this has a tail to this this is very cozy sometimes I see kids teenagers because of course you know yeah but they travel in these like

[01:42:26] you'll see them at the gas station get out in this onesie and I think is that too itchy or hot no it's it's wonderful it's like a tiny thin fur blanket I'm sure it's highly flammable I worry about when I like this letter I don't feel I

[01:42:40] don't feel like this has the stuff that stops you from catching on fire but that's not that's just me saying that don't sue me I don't know what it's made of but anyway all right termites I will report back from the Chiefs game and

[01:42:58] friends and my cousin Mike yeah he's a lot of fun and his wife Connie and everybody there's a million family and friends tailgating in the quote red lot I gotta find the Buffalonian people I want to see how they're the ones that

[01:43:18] drive from Buffalo to Kansas City can you imagine I've seen online people are doing it they drove to Nashville yeah yeah they had flags and I'm like is that like a Bills fan from Nashville no New York plates those people are still

[01:43:32] drive anyway they're so fun to watch them I hope they set up a card table and jump on it I want to watch yep so that's it