Episode 159: Thanksgiving Day Gambling, Atomic Haircuts, & Embracing Gen Z Vibes

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool Let's talk about what's been going on Tarmites! Happy Thanksgiving week! Tometeos? Tometeos. It's a good name, isn't it? That's in honor of the fact that

[00:00:34] apparently I have a lot of young Hispanic podcast listeners. I'm very excited about that and I completely need one of them to arrive in this driveway to teach me how to speak Spanish. Or at least how to pronounce

[00:00:48] What's the term? I just made that up. Tometeos. Probably not. Probably Tometes. Anyway, I was informed by some people that I was holding the wand wrong by all the people Well, you know, I saw Harry Potter. I didn't mean to. I was I

[00:01:10] Cos my cousin Mary's four boys were like chomping at the bit to go and I said okay was years ago And I said fine. Let's go. I enjoyed it I mean but I used to do a joke with my act where they because they'd all read the books

[00:01:24] And they were like when we thought the books were a whole lot better. I'm like, well, that's what you get for reading That's what you get for reading your book learning bullshit. I never read the book. I thought the movie was just fine

[00:01:35] I think the wand has more power though with the heavy part on the end like if you're gonna batch somebody in that But I guess you don't have to if you if you have powers Yeah Well, but you're covering up all the jewels then you're holding the rock

[00:01:52] Well, anyway, um there you have it bam It's a good one So many things termites if you are you driving somewhere, you know what even though even if traffic's bad It's better than being at the airport

[00:02:07] Yeah, cuz I was flying this past week and it's already getting out of hand I'm also starting to believe that no one sends their children to school their children to school anymore No, there are kids in the airport every week. It's not just summer anymore

[00:02:20] No, and I just look at him and go aren't you supposed to be at school? Does nobody take attendance anymore like at a Catholic school if we weren't there one day they needed a reason

[00:02:29] They'd call your mom and dad like I don't sound 700 years old, but I don't know Maybe they're homeschoolers, but they've all got some money. They're all flying around Well, right their parents have the money, but then they get to the age where they realize that's their money

[00:02:45] I've seen it happen in my own family Before we get the business well any business before we get to our new king because we have opened the court Just letting you know these things are on the website all old CDs

[00:03:01] These are rare the in other words. Yeah, and I priced them the same. I think DVDs This one's already sold out. They're only like 10 made. It's just a club set in Denver, but it's fun This one has that I think has the master's joke on it. Yeah

[00:03:15] And then the cassette Oh the madiganic this one's limited look and it's it says on the front as seen on showtime Kathleen Madigan has seen a showtime and then I had to make a clean one for wallbarn

[00:03:32] I did I had to make a whole CD where they bleeped out any cuss words I don't even cuss that much. I cuss like I cuss in real life like like an adult cusses an adult catholic cusses and um

[00:03:45] Yeah, this one is not I don't know if this it says if it's not the clean one it says explicit I mean the worst thing I said was shit or something and here's a cassette. That's just a collector's item

[00:03:54] I know nobody's gonna want to probably I have a place to play But isn't it's my tiffani at the mall photo. I call it my tiff 80s 90s 90s. Yeah, it is 1989. Um, taylors was a little more popular than mine Just a little bit um

[00:04:10] So all of this is on the website if you guys want to go get it CDs DVDs I didn't know anybody would want any of it and I just have boxes

[00:04:18] And then every time one of my siblings move they ship a box back that somehow I had in their house for some reason And I'm like god damn it. What am I supposed to do with all this? Um, all right, let's get that off the table

[00:04:30] Uh with the little cassette. I do like the cassette though. I'm gonna take the football I'm gonna put the cassette right here Your broccoli here Yeah, my brock one mushroom. I call it my atomic cloud

[00:04:41] It's my atomic cloud here. It was just short enough and permed boom welcome to the 80s Early 90s, um, we have opened up the court Oh the shirt I was gonna do that so the shirt came and they went out so fast

[00:04:57] There's smalls and mediums left. But there's other shirts on the website, but this is the Christmas one see it's got Uh, thank you to greg Um, it's got the lackness monster Santa bigfoot and an alien and then in front it's got and it's a wonderful light gray

[00:05:12] And they're all soft. I love it when people wear them to the shows It always makes me happy to see people wearing them out in public because they're not just sleep shirts But they're soft enough for both Somebody should do that as an ad So who?

[00:05:26] Is woke there's a lot of thought there were a lot of suggestions There's gonna be a couple more people added to to the court um My friend bob and clark they had some good suggestions and one I think is gonna be a queen for the children

[00:05:42] For the children I had to go wikipedia and I'm like, oh, oh, and I'm reading her whole resume like somebody's grandma That's so wonderful. You did all those things. That's just amazing Anyway, welcome to the court jelly roll Oh

[00:06:02] Now the biggest reason we are nighting him kinging him We're gonna king him like in a chest is because of his charity work Yes, but he's also one of my favorite new singers and they say country

[00:06:15] People could argue that it's like he's all over the place. It's rap. It's country. It's southern rock It's his voice is great. He's the nicest man. I met him I would call him a I would call him a friend

[00:06:27] Like would I pick up the phone and call him? Maybe if I needed something um, but I don't but um He's just so nice and his wife

[00:06:36] Bunny used to be an escort. He used to be a drug dealer. He's like now. We're on red carpet. It's the american story You gotta you got, you know people judge. Oh, we used to be he's got tattoos all over

[00:06:46] I'm like, yeah. Well look where he started. Yeah, you would have tattoos all over you too Mom was an egg Here's a little information about jelly roll and you should go listen if you're in the car

[00:06:56] Just downloads save me as a good one. Um, I need a need a favor. That's why my favorite ones Who am I who am I who might ask for a favor? I only pray to god when I need a favor and he's right. He's a very smart writer

[00:07:11] I love his lyrics. His real name is jason bradley de ford He was born december 4th 1984 In anioc, tennessee, which is only about five miles from where i'm sitting Um, his father was a meat salesman and worked as a bookie. His mother was a mentally ill addict

[00:07:30] Now it's very sad. She did get her shit together later in life I believe the documentaries on one of the things can we google that? I'll see what the Son Netflix go watch that you'll really

[00:07:41] Um, he was in and out of jail. He sold mixtape. This is the thing But first he was in and out of juvenile detention centers a lot And that's in nashville. He goes like every week to the uh

[00:07:52] The juvenile detention center and then gives them guitars and all this nice stuff Uh before his transition to country music He launched a career in hip hop after being inspired by rappers such as three six mafia eight ball and mg jg

[00:08:06] All three of whom I know nothing about He sold mixtapes out of his car starting with this string of releases blah blah blah He probably well, he's had a mullet now for a while then he cut it

[00:08:20] He's trying to look sharp. I think somebody said he's lost a bunch of weight. I don't know. Uh, hopefully that's the case. Um He made his grand old operative view in 2020 2021 He was invited by country singer craig morgan to join him. Yeah, that's nice

[00:08:36] He sold out nash and then it went all the way he sold out the bridge stone and right down the street He's always crying because he's so happy He's married to elissa de ford aka bunny He was nobody And she was like that's fine

[00:08:52] Uh, she he like he's like she looked at me like a painting like a blank canvas Which he really appreciated and he had a kid and she said okay. I'll raise your kid too So chalk one up for the escorts You know Doing the right thing

[00:09:08] Um, she I guess has a podcast and also he earned his g ed at age 23 while he was in jail Yeah And then there are his grammy awards. Um his uh

[00:09:21] He was on the cma is not long ago. Well, we talked about that with wanona. I don't know what the hell went around Um he had um Just recently in 2023 he teamed up um with live nation to donate a dollar

[00:09:36] Um for tickets any ticket bought to his show to charity as a result. He raised a staggering $590,000 for at youth risk at you or at youth risk at At risk youth, right? um They gave one dollar to charity He also did a toy drive here at walmart

[00:09:59] In a parking lot if you bought a toy you could just come in the parking lot and he did like a real concert Yeah, because he said there were times when he didn't get a toy Let's see. It's the biggest toy drive in national history

[00:10:14] And he said his philanthropy is just big just begun and when he's out on the road I don't know if it said this but I don't know how he has the energy. Um

[00:10:23] He went over to 50 cities and he goes to the juvenile detention center in those places. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah um Just finished a 80 shows 80 days averaging five shows a week three national tv appearances in the middle of it visit over

[00:10:37] 20 jails or juveniles and four rehabs in a few homeless shelters That's awesome. So I know I wish he'd put out a new album The toy drive so there you go. Go look at jelly roll go watch the documentary welcome to the court round of applause jelly roll

[00:10:53] Really jason de ford is his real name if anybody cares All right moving on what are we eating and drinking? Where were we at? Where were where are we going?

[00:11:04] Oh, the queen news, right? Yeah, it's so skinny. Yes. Well, I was just saying welcome to him and then um dolly Yeah Dolly I went and saw the movie rock star It's great

[00:11:20] If you if you haven't seen I hear don't there was only one glitch and it's not dolly's fault So in the theater The dolby sound is You know like that. Yeah, and then when her movie came on

[00:11:34] The sound it almost went to like mono. I don't know what happened. Either they didn't film it in that Or somebody Went to sleepy town up in the thing and forgot to hit the switch like all go

[00:11:47] But it was super fun. It was a fun. It's it was super fun to see Yeah, people were they was all full everybody was excited. Um It's just fun to see what she's doing and then to see all those famous people steve's in it Welcome, welcome Um

[00:12:07] And then dolly was at the tennessee college game where they played missouri and missouri kicked their ass Woo Uh missouri won she she's saying Oh, was she at the georgia game? Oh, yeah, we beat them the week before we beat tennessee

[00:12:21] Yeah, the georgia bulldogs who then proceeded to kill tennessee. So Peyton Manning walked dolly out It was like the king and queen of all of noxville And dolly sang rocky top

[00:12:31] And then yeah, that was great because she's such a pro she could sing it even though the sound was wacko Everything was just uh wacka dacka doodle. Um And then her um, she's just

[00:12:44] Doing her album everywhere. It's a dollar general. It's it she got a deal with cracker rail It's all it's all going on. Yeah, I went to cracker rail

[00:12:52] Um, I met lil dwarf and um, there was the rocking chair. I was like, I'll be damn. There it is for sure Um Shares a running around singing that christmas song everywhere She did something about she opened. She did it on the rockfeller center tree deal. Um

[00:13:11] Stevie's out on the road doing her thing Little little Anita just tore it up in greensboro, north catalina. I saw a lot of the reviews Uh Yeah, and uh Tanya I decided out of all the kings and queens well

[00:13:28] Jelly roll and tanya would be the two that would have went to gatorland with me. Yeah, I can't Stevie wouldn't understand it. No, what are they doing with all these alligators?

[00:13:38] I can't see shere being very interested and I think dolly'd be like that's how cute y'all got some animals in ripped house and then she'd leave Tay-tay huge take a big take tape That kid dying in brazil was the worst It's awful Bullshit you don't have any water

[00:13:57] And then you won't let him bring their own water bottles in you want to take a shit do make a water bottle That is like foam or something soft. I think they're afraid people will throw them Or what's in your water? Is it really is a vodka?

[00:14:12] I could so okay, I get it. You can't bring your own in but there should have been if it's 100 something degrees What's her face? They have videos of her

[00:14:20] Panting on stage. Tay-tay can't even breathe and then I mean that's tragic and then she had to skip the show I mean not had to but she just was like, okay We're just gonna postpone the show because this the next one because this is all fucked up

[00:14:33] And yeah, I if I was the parents. I mean this is daughter of a lawyer I would sue the The uh the stadium are they? The promoter somebody Dorf did you hear that little dwarfman promoter little dwarfman make sure the areas are safe for the fans

[00:14:52] I yeah, it was that was a sad story and then she had to miss money at football I mean not that that's the lady's death is obviously way worse But she was gonna go up

[00:15:02] But it's a good thing she didn't go to the chiefs game because if they did not win My little Kansas City chiefs ate shit to the Eagles But also Travis dropped a lot of balls. Maybe it's because she wasn't there

[00:15:13] But we also can't have your career depending on depending upon not when you're in my fantasy league I don't care who you're in love with I don't care who you're in lust with

[00:15:24] You get your ass to practice and you catch the ball for smalls. That's my team s m a l lz smalls I still beat lewis by two points Lewis is currently on vacation somewhere in wherever and um, he's gonna get the text today

[00:15:42] It's just it's a picture. It's a screenshot on your fantasy app that says you won good job coach And it's tom brady and a night's outfit. He's my sea. He's who I chose is my thing

[00:15:51] And the you won by two points over lewis black with no help from travis kelsey It was just just a rainy night Yeah, I know a bunch of people that went to the game in Kansas City It was like 40 and rainy and i'm like that's where

[00:16:07] I become a giant pansy And i'm just like uh, uh, I can't I could sit there if it was 60 It's cold and rainy but 40 Well canadians you guys you guys that's like 65 you're even sitting out there

[00:16:28] Well, and also the people of cleveland if you go on barstool sports, there's a fat man In the cleveland uh stadium Yeah, and it was freezing in cleveland, but he has his shirt is completely off. He's got some tattoos on his arm

[00:16:43] He is out. I mean sleeping in the middle of the stadium of what 70 000 people and he's just snoring and he's wobbling back and forth And the guy next to him was like this is my good luck charm Like yeah um, and then tey tey

[00:17:00] The so her welcome to brazil before things got weird is christ the redeemer they did a projection Well first I saw it and I thought how do they make a shirt that big? I really did. I really thought someone made that shirt

[00:17:14] It's a projection, but that was her welcome to brazil and i'm sure all those kids were excited and The you belong with me video which i've never seen Um, yeah, we'll put it in the schnoz for you tey tey people. Um

[00:17:30] I had that little article about it. I already lost it Sorry pal. Oh no here it is Yeah Rio's christ redeemer welcomes taylor swift of brazil with junior jewels t-shirt See the photo we did it swifties reads a statement on the landmarks official instagram

[00:17:51] The power of swift compels you the power of swift compels you remember that from the exorcist The power of christ compels you the power of christ We set that in my house for like a decade after that

[00:18:02] Yeah, when people were acting like assholes or something we would just go after and go the power of christ compels you Um after countless fans mobilized online to have rio dechen arrows christ redeemer welcome taylor smith

[00:18:13] Uh era's tour with a temporary maker make over the famous statue now sports a t-shirt inspired by the pop stars iconic You belong with me music video outfit and all in all thanks To the holy spirit of swifties His arm spread wide open and welcome

[00:18:31] Only as steven x says it Welcome the giant stone replica of jesus christ is currently adorned with a light projection of a white shirt made to look like homemade junior jewels t Swift wears in her 2009 video which has been viewed over 1.5 billion times on youtube

[00:18:50] This is why i'm into this. I I know i am not the biggest tay-tay at all by a million fan on earth I'm not against her. I just never was a swiftie I'm about the phenomenon of it That's why i'm in because I can't believe it

[00:19:06] The power she has the power of swiftie Is she might think of do something else to do with it? I don't know. I wouldn't want that responsibility No Mm-hmm Well, I don't know if the chiefs are gonna win the super bowl. I'd still bet on them

[00:19:26] But I'd also bet on san francisco Don't say that why the 40 Well, i'm just saying the san francisco 49ers are really good and they can't be it Somebody's got to play the chiefs

[00:19:40] I mean it's a fc nfc nfc. I think the 49ers are gonna come out on top Although the eagles prove me wrong all the time They're solid and my friend dory is all into the eagle. So there you go dory shout out she's probably not listening

[00:19:56] She has a job in children um So that's what they did. Wow, it's a 98 foot statue. I thought it was taller The crisis redeemer Well, she's also leading the finalists at the she's the leading finalist at the 2023 billboard music awards with nods in 20 categories

[00:20:17] Mm-hmm. So there you go Swifties, you're doing it Uh moving on so it was a great weekend Um at the villages I so many things. Well, I didn't even do I should be doing what i'm tasting drinking. I'm drinking a beer from florida

[00:20:40] I'm not sure where I got. I mean, I know where I got it, but i'm Oh, we came backstage. Oh, okay Well, who brought this? um, it's a florida orange ipa Oh, amanda brought and amanda also backstage at this at the Um brought me a stevie nix doll

[00:20:58] Look, it's my first one I had no barbie and I got in lines for him and I never got one Do you want me to read just a bit of the back and stevie's voice? Yes, okay? Yes

[00:21:08] It's the only bonus to all my smoking all these years. I can actually sound like I'm gonna open it next week. I didn't want to get into it all now. It's very complicated And I don't she got a tambourine we'll get into it next week

[00:21:19] My life is a testament to believing that if you want something you can make it happen stevie And then it says barbie honors the iconic queen of rock and roll

[00:21:29] Early in her career nix achieved worldwide success with the band fleet wood mac getting critically claimed for her songwriting skills on the 1975 hit On the 1935 hit re-anon and praised for her captivating stage presence

[00:21:42] After the mega success of the band with albums like rumors she embarked on a hugely successful solo career topping the charts and reaching multiplatum status This doll is inspired by the legendary 1977 rumors album and captures her iconic style of mystery in a theoryality

[00:22:00] I didn't know that was a word The It's from the rumors album though the one where she's got the black flowy dress. So thank you. That was so nice I know these aren't cheap

[00:22:13] And then I was at the concert where she unveiled it and then I tried to get online and get in lines And nobody wanted to have anything to do with it. I couldn't get one Amanda secured one somehow

[00:22:24] Um, I got flowers from brian and sue. Thank you. Um Then this amanda also brought these. These are pringles that are paprika From iesland. Oh iesland's having a shi-cho right now at the volcano All those people left. I don't know where 3 000 people are supposed to go

[00:22:46] Oh my god Something to do in iesland Yeah, if you're bored. Oh, no, no, no Do you like paprika? I don't even know what paprika is

[00:22:59] How would I know if I like it? No the answer is no, I don't like it. Amanda. I love the doll those chips Oh The red stuff they put I do love devil days

[00:23:11] But like my aunt peggy's in charge of that g only puts a little bit on there. It's for decoration You can't taste it I never knew what that is that what that is paprika I thought it was like a garnish

[00:23:23] Oh, well secretly I just kind of rub it off the top when I see it anyway. Maybe that's why I've never tasted it Oh god The florida orange IPA is great. Oh my god Um

[00:23:39] Dottie gale wanderer and jennifer bought some um beer and box wine and a few christmas ornaments Thank you. Nancy painted a rock. This made me laugh so hard So this is a rock And it said post on facebook Dunlowe rocks and d

[00:23:55] It's a painted rock. This is at the villages, right? Hello, this is the note Oh, it's her son's 27th birthday. Oh, november 17th was I'm already thanking you for the laughs

[00:24:09] I made you this painted rock for a club I'm in we hide them for people to find yes, it's lame, but it's retirement I Love Nancy. Well, Nancy it made me laugh so totally worth it There's just old people Running around the villages looking for rocks

[00:24:25] But wouldn't it be it's like Easter eggs if you found one you'd get excited. I would It's a fun little game Shet my friend drew and his wife Amy do it with fake things What's that called?

[00:24:37] Gio cashing I have never been in a car with two more psychos I'm like get the fuck out of this car. It's a rainstorm. He's like All right, Maddie. Can you pull over? Can you pull? I go why there's like an abandoned Baptist church?

[00:24:48] She goes pull over. I got a gio cash He gets out of the car and runs into the woods. This is a 60-something year old man I'm like drew. What are you doing? He's like, uh, you know, Amy and I are into this man

[00:24:59] It's super fun on the road. I'm like, oh my god Yeah, I will not say their last names to to hide their identity Um And the show was great and then we had to reschedule the Saturday show

[00:25:13] So that'll just stuff came up, but that'll be on uh, Monday the fourth So I'll be back and I got to go to gatorland I let me tell you I just I

[00:25:24] So I had talked about them on the podcast. I never get any like I don't go to Whatever vip parties or red carpets I mean, I'll go in Nashville if it's music thing because it's got nothing to do with me

[00:25:35] And then I could just watch and have fun and there's no weirdness Um, if dwarf goes then I could go anywhere and it's just fine. It's not weird um But this podcast the the benefits of all the people I've met and the fun I've had with it

[00:25:51] But every once in a while something shocking comes out of the blue um And my publicist katie who's very very nice She like she'll always go do you want to do this you want to do that? I'm like no katie, you know, I don't want to do that

[00:26:04] You know the answer to these katie, but thank you for going but she's like um I got an email from gatorland And she but she's she's from florida. I go katie, you know gatorland. She's like I do And she's like well

[00:26:17] They just wanted to give you a little backstage tour if you want when you're because I already go anyway I stand in line pay my 3750 make whoever is the opening act this week. It was microsoft summerville the beer monster um

[00:26:30] Why don't make them go but I say i'm going And I really could go alone. It's it's so entertaining um, I could go by myself and uh, so it was uh, Brandon is in charge of all the alligators. Well, he's in charge of a lot of the animals

[00:26:44] I got to go all the yeah, um backward the alligators have an enormous pond That's why sometimes when people go well, is this nice for them? You couldn't find a bigger pond on a golf course. I mean it is awesome. What's in there for these animals?

[00:26:58] And they rescue Animals that have gotten hurt and then they take care of them that can't survive in the wild So I don't want to get into those discussions about You know when they shouldn't need anything you know, whatever it's there. I love it

[00:27:11] And I got to go in A cave while a big giant I shouldn't call it a cage. It was a giant enclosed area with a serval Was the nicest thing ever now. I want a serval. I mean, I'm not getting one. I'm not I'm not getting one

[00:27:27] I'm not I know it's so tall and skinny. It looks like a mini cheetah Except it has lines instead of spots And there were two bobcats in there and in my life. I've seen a bunch of bobcats in Missouri and tennessee and in my heart

[00:27:38] I always think I bet they're just as friendly as house cats and these two were now. I know that's not the case out in the wild They're liable But oh my god, let me pet them. It was just the greatest day road day

[00:27:52] Ever and you're like, you know, I've been doing this a really long time every once in a while a perk is nice They're excited to meet me. I was excited to meet them. Um, I had a breakfast beer

[00:28:02] Um, yeah, Jen was like, do you want a beer by any chance? I'm like, yes, I'm a way for you to ask And they even gave me souvenirs on the way out

[00:28:11] Brandon knew everything about the animals he can make the alligators and they live they are living in the wild They're an enormous I can't even tell you where the beginning I wouldn't call it a lake Well, maybe a mini lake or an enormous pond So

[00:28:25] Yeah, they feed them chicken every day, but they don't even have to there's there's turtles they eat on their own It's just a wonderful I saw the snakes. I don't want to touch the snakes. No, no

[00:28:35] No, I don't want anything to do with snakes, but it was just a wonderful Wonderful place. Yeah, so if you're ever in Orlando You don't want to go to disney land world world. It's a world I know um

[00:28:50] You know get on over to gatorland and if you get there early it opens at 10 If you get there right about 10, well, there's hardly ever a line. I mean and if there's field trips the kids are happy This is a great place

[00:29:07] Okay, moving on moving. Oh, I didn't say I'm tasting these these are for the filly game last night I open these are called wiz wits. That's what the filly cheese steak of you said With what that means the cheese There's salt

[00:29:22] Do you want cheese whiz on it right? They're so good these chips. They're hers. H e r r s Well, they're delicious I'll stop eating. I'm coming. We're just one more I haven't had breakfast all right Congratulations to the eagles

[00:29:42] Well good defense and it was nice to see Jason Kelsey the other brother get a win Against his younger brother. Yeah, and if you watch the shows about them It's so clear older brother younger brother because Jason's pretty serious gets the job done

[00:29:57] Then goes home like a normal person Travis is out at a rodeo dancing the song. He's a good goofball That you do he's super fun, but you're like that is the leisure Leisure world of the not the oldest form Yeah, I forgot to do this too. I'm tasting

[00:30:15] Alligator with beef and pork It's a slim gym Yeah, oh Yeah, no offense I've eaten alligator before Your friends, so you know Yeah, I'll stick with the slim gyms. They're real ones Well, there's a huge the biggest gator in the pond his name is buddy

[00:30:45] Yeah, and he comes from Brandon calls him. He's like buddy I mean you just see this enormous log swimming your way. I'm like only jet Is that really him? He's like, yeah, you'll know

[00:30:56] Because he's missing missing like a bunch of teeth over here. I'm sure enough. Well, that was one Then there's one without somehow lost a boat prop they think Oh, and I got to see Jolene Yes

[00:31:08] Um Jolene still being taken care of and not available to the general public I just got to look at her from a distance, but she's doing wonderful Yeah, she's missing the whole tap stop of her sound. They think it was a boat prop because the

[00:31:20] The line is really sharp It's not like another alligator ate it which they will do Really? Oh, yeah, they're cannibals. Is it a cannibal if you don't if you're an alligator is that just for people

[00:31:33] See all this shit. I don't know at this age. I could live another 20 lifetimes Brandon will totally know I know brandy knew everything but he was cool too He was like a cool nerd if you like an animal nerd like my friend Kevin

[00:31:51] Um, who's a vet? We need those people We absolutely need people update More pandas will be coming to the United States of America Yes It's not over And you know whether you like joe biden or not

[00:32:09] We're not going to get into all that but it did happen on his last trip over there to china Maybe jill said something at the uh the cocktail meet and greet Chinese president z. I don't know how you really say it She jin ping

[00:32:30] Signaled that china will send new pandas to the united states calling them the envoys of friendship between the chinese and american people Listen to him. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you where they're going to be though change your residence

[00:32:41] We're we're ready to continue our cooperation with the united states on the panic conversation Do our best to meet the wishes of california's as to deeply Deep in the friendly ties between our two people. He said during a dinner speech with business leaders

[00:32:53] The gesture came at the end of the day in which he and joe biden held their first face to face meeting in a year And pledged to try to reduce tensions. He did not share additional details on where the pandas might be provided

[00:33:05] But appeared to suggest that the next pair of pandas are most likely to come To california probably sandiego That'd be good for them though Same temperature I don't know Google it. I think they do too atlanta Still has a couple They are losing

[00:33:28] So good for that, you know, I don't know what else joe may or may have not accomplished on this little trip But we're getting some more pandas at least we we've been promised Yeah And at least in san diego, they'll be cool all the time

[00:33:42] Because I feel like they do live in cold climates. You see them in snow a lot, but I feel like the heat in dc I don't know it might be too much Who nobody can complain about the good temperature in San Diego not even a panda

[00:33:57] There are so many funny videos of pandas falling off shit Like on tick-tock and stuff and people were like, how do they survive in the wild? And then you just see one falling out of a tree like they're the most

[00:34:10] Uncoordinated animal that you've ever yeah, they're super fun. But it's like wow you are an easy target You're just a fat ass that falls down all the time Update columbia starts sterilizing the hippos pablo eskibos hippos Hippos kill more people on the planet than anything

[00:34:37] Google that I think it's right just they do hip or hippo. I think they do Yeah columbia on tuesday began this began the sterilization of hippopotamuses descendants of animals illegally brought to the country By the late drug pink kingpin pablo eskibar in the 80s

[00:34:56] They kill more people than anything on earth Yeah My friends drew an amy went on a safari once Well, amy talks a lot which i'm into but a lot of people aren't And there was a picture of just her and drew on like one of those

[00:35:16] What like an open jeep thing? But it should it should have had like 20 people on it And I said there were other people on there and they They jumped into the hippo pond amy wouldn't stop talking

[00:35:38] They're gonna sterilize 40 a year and transfer some to other countries and possibly kill some of them There they have no natural predators and they've been declared an invasive species. Yeah, they are He only brought a few over and now there's hundreds of them Yeah, it's a big thing

[00:35:57] It was part of his private zoo. Why do all multi-millionaires crazy people have to have a private zoo? What's his face? Hurst the Hurst castle if you go up the california coast ago the Hurst castle They're like, oh, this is where he kept his lion

[00:36:11] Like it's just freak shit. Michael Jackson had to have all the weird shit There comes a point where you're so bored you wake up in the morning. You have no thoughts like shit I forgot to pay um the electric bill

[00:36:22] Shit i'm meeting the gas guy because the grill's fucked up and I don't know what's happened These are the thoughts I wake up with like okay crap. I got a book a different ticket to seattle They wake up and go, you know what? I need a cougar

[00:36:36] What how you so that's where you need an intervention But I think Pablo also did it because he wanted to throw people to him to them And they'll eat they eat all the bones. They're better than pigs as far as destroying a body They'll eat everything I have

[00:36:57] I've watched every drug movie ever on on netflix, um There's a hundred sixty nine hippos in columbia especially in the magdalena river basin if no measures are taken There could be a thousand by 2035. Oh my god. Oh my god Each sterilization is about 10 grand

[00:37:19] Well, it's worth it guys. Yeah, but yeah, thank come on you got your columbian money. Let's let's take care of that That's right Update Your her hips don't lie, but her tax returns did Whoa, whoa Who wrote that? After having maintained her innocence for nearly five years

[00:37:50] Pop star Shakira struck a last minute deal to avoid the risk of going to prison On the opening day of her tax fraud child and bazaar trial in basalona on monday Shakira told the presiding magistrate jose emmanuel diamo that she accepted the agreement and reached with prosecutors

[00:38:07] She said yes to confirm her acknowledgement of six counts of failing to pay the spanish government 14 million euros Which is 15 million almost 16 million dollars in texas between 2012 and 2014 under the deal Shakira Who was it white cliff john Shakira Shakira Shakira

[00:38:27] Um, she's gonna receive a suspended three-year sentence and a fine of 7.6 million, but she has to pay the money back too She better get on on the road What else does she do for money besides shows out loud shows out loud on the road live

[00:38:50] I am doing an out loud show The trial which would have included more than 100 witnesses over the following weeks was instead called off after just eight minutes Prosecutors said they were going to seek a prison sentence of eight years and two months and a fine of 26 million dollars

[00:39:04] For the singer who won fans over with her hits in spanish and english in different genres She said, well, how much is she worth? They say how much is it She said she's still innocent but she wanted to put up a fight

[00:39:19] But she had to put her family career and peace of mind first How much is she worth? 400 million And I only know one song What does the matter with me? Yeah, okay, the most google thing is that's what I would google why is she so rich?

[00:39:41] She made bank off music She made bank off music That's not a real answer Oh, she sold her catalog Well, I'm gonna have to listen as I'm in the car on my big drive Um Tay-tay 1.1 billion for tay-tay well, she's by far the richest queen Yeah, well

[00:40:12] Oh, right see what dolly's worth is yeah if you count dolly's hotels and Shin digs and all that um I think dolly's probably richer What's it say dolly's gotta be richer 650 million Hmm She does give a lot away so does tay-tay though Update

[00:40:45] Speaking of lizards and crazy shit Well, we talked about on this time. I appreciate it when people tell me you're the only news I listen to Because you know what you don't need to hear the rest that shit none of it matters

[00:41:02] I give up on the real news a long time ago. I only like the weird news Invase we have talked about this on this podcast and I have said People of the carolinas wake up the tigu lizards are coming Don't rest peacefully

[00:41:22] Mandy matinee my friend adam in south carolina Get get your get your phones out adam adam adam's in a wheelchair, but there's no excuses adam get your ass outside He can drive a car And get your phone out and go get some pictures of these things

[00:41:41] It's out of control now So whatever we reported on maybe a year ago and I said watch it These lizards are they're they're um They're romantic And there's gonna be a shit ton in no time Here's where they are and whether they are dangerous or not

[00:42:00] They're the size of a dog Yeah, this isn't some bullshit new species they found In somewhere in the jungles of columbia. No, no, no, no, no. This is a lizard imagine this

[00:42:10] You're walking around outside somewhere in south carolina woods and you see a lizard the size of a dog Uh, uh, nope. You might mutter as you back away from the outsized creature with the distinctive black and white pattern if someone as if someone used

[00:42:24] Badic to dress it up. What's bad at b at is he k p? I don't know chances are it was once somebody's pet the argentine black and white tigu Oh, it's fabric

[00:42:36] Once the darling of the pet trade is now banned in south carolina as it is now in georgia in florida where it was first seen in the wild Uh, in the united states its friends spreading north ever since New york shut your apartment doors

[00:42:53] They've been spotted across south carolina specifically greenville pickens darlington orangeberry berkley richland and lexington counties More than half are from the columbia area like many non native species threatening wildlife Native widely these tigus are out roaming around because an owner let them go

[00:43:12] They won't hurt you but they are predators. They eat both plants and animals the list of what they will eat is long Uh eggs of ground nesting birds such as quail or turkeys alligators and gopher tortoises chicken eggs fruits vegetables. Well, yeah

[00:43:27] So picture a giant iguana. That's what it kind of looks like But the size yeah um Yeah, they're native to paraguay eastern europe way and northern argentina And now sabana Yeah They tigus are better to able to withstand cold than most lizards

[00:43:47] They have the ability to raise their body temperature 50 degrees above the current temperature Wow, wow, that's a crazy thing. That's crazy right um But there's also a big concern that they're spreading exotic parasites to native wildlife and contaminating crops Here's how to catch one

[00:44:08] This is this is in an understated folksy way Uh, rudy rudy told us how to catch one you take an old sheet just throw it out in the air holding the ends Okay Let it just settle down That and that animal will just stay there until people come

[00:44:26] It's hidden figures. Nobody sees it. It's a great way to catch an animal. I've had a lot of success That's the way of doing it. Don't just pick it up their bite is not venomous, but it is powerful See This podcast is paying off of your paying attention

[00:44:44] You would know if you saw one out in the wild You would know um update Banksy Oh One of my favorite artists besides bassie out Here's a here's a thing So in venice italy there's a mural And it's fading away with time

[00:45:08] And water because the water is hitting it. So there's a big um controversy should it be restored? Well, I think we should call banksy and ask him what he would like to do But we don't know his phone number because we don't know his name

[00:45:21] So the damaged banksy mural in venice will be restored defying local critics I I don't know. I mean, I guess it'd be up to him, but Yeah, I think the point of his murals is they come and go

[00:45:35] Yes, but how am I supposed to know what his intentions are? I remember one time when I was like 25 I did all these one-nighters in san francisco You got 75 dollars a night and I stayed they told us to stay with this hippie lady and um

[00:45:51] You have stories well because we didn't have any money. So you they had this lady that like She's a old old hippie and she was just nice to like comedians and singers

[00:46:01] It was san francisco like hey, but I'm not into the hippie town. I'm not into all that No, I'll just stay at a super eight and you fucking call room 1104 if you need me not going to your hippie den

[00:46:13] But I couldn't afford it in san francisco. So I'm like, well if I want to get the gigs I got to go to the hippie land So I went to the she was a nice but she was strange but

[00:46:21] She took me once she's like do you want to go to the art museum? The it wasn't the dalai lama, but it was like the next guy Like the vice dalai lama. I don't know. Can you

[00:46:33] Can you have a vice llama? No. Yeah, he was a vice llama. He was an important person Yeah, it doesn't mean it makes sense Well, it wasn't the real dalai lama. It was his next of uh importance Yeah, he's a mini llama his vice llama

[00:46:57] Anyway, these buddhist monks in this art museum They had sand colored sand in what looked like a cake topping thing, you know, I make icing And they created this giant mural and it was beautiful There's all these different colors of sand and swirls

[00:47:14] And I'm up there. Her name was ann the old hippie lady and I'm up there with ann And she said this is what we're here for. I'm like, right. I get it She goes no, you don't get what's gonna happen. I'm like, what's gonna happen? Right?

[00:47:27] A buddhist monk came flying on a rope And destroyed the whole thing what on purpose And then everybody clapped Oh, well midwest Missing some synapses up here was like That was horrible. I don't know why anyone's clapping. What just happened? It was to show you

[00:47:49] Sand and it comes and it goes and art comes and goes and there's no nothing lasts forever Okay, I get the point But that was a really pretty thing that they destroyed but that's their whole point we create we destroy we create We destroy

[00:48:03] So maybe that's the it's very deep when you're 25 and all you want is a beer and to get out of hippie land And how do I make more than 75 dollars a night?

[00:48:14] I don't know if I think they should ask banksy, but you can't so there's a mural should it be restored italy's cultural Ministry has announced it will be though critics close and afar remain divided over it should be allowed to naturally deteriorate

[00:48:29] Vittorio Cigarby an undersecretary at italy's culture minister said in a statement that the restoration will be funded by an important bank That's a little vague vittorio A press conference scheduled for today dedicated to this subject was canceled without elaboration um

[00:48:47] The mural titled migrant child 2019 is painting along those build along the wall of a building along the rio nova canal in the heart of venice's Dessauro duro district it depicts a child holding up a flare and wearing the life vestum. You're all appeared overnight between may 19

[00:49:04] 2019 and it's just one of two works attributed to the british street artist in the italian city It's become a popular tourist attraction, but years of exposure to the dam environment has caused significant damage A lot of critics are divided should we was it? was it's if wasn't it's

[00:49:24] The normal nature the point meaning yeah, I don't know um Whether the artist is alive or dead if he gives us permission to conduct the restoration given that among other things the mural was created illegally

[00:49:38] Oh, so they're gonna go on that. So now it's ours. We can do whatever the hell we want I don't know. I think you gotta ask him But like he didn't claim it So if the city wants it Then I say fix it

[00:49:53] Right. Yes. Okay. Court is adjourned Update I told you the world's most singular sawdough whiskey was going up for auction 2.7 million Boom now are you gonna drink it paddles? Yes You are You're gonna share it. Yeah, but you spent two point

[00:50:19] Seven million if you're spending that much on whiskey. Yeah, you don't give a shit What would be really sad is if you got drunk and then opened it, you know, like

[00:50:27] I've been known to do we're already got drunk and then I'm like, you know what? I got that thing From the thing Let's open that and then I wake up in the morning and go fuck. Why did I do that?

[00:50:38] For those who appreciate the finer tippers in life The bottle of the world's most sought-after scotch whiskey sold for more than 2.7 in saturday at southerby's in london It was a mcallon 1926. It's just one of 40 bottles drawn after aging and sherry caskets for over 60 years

[00:50:55] It's the oldest mcallon vintage ever produced according to the auction house They thought it would get up to 1.4, but they were in a shock when it fetched 2.7 making a new record for any bottle Or spirit or wine sold at auction Yes Thank you is my auction voice

[00:51:14] Uh ahead of the sale southerby's head of whiskey johnny fall How do you get that job? He's popular Yeah, he had tried a small sample I tasted a tiny drop a tiny drop of this. It's very rich

[00:51:28] It's got a lot of dried fruit as you would expect a lot of spice and a lot of wood He said calling an incredible whiskey that could not should not be taken lightly Right why would I want to drink a tree? I'm not I'm not into wood

[00:51:43] No, but that's Ever no There you go. That's what 2.7 will buy you Yep I'm super happy about this because I always thought this Conspiracy theory at all a lot of people including a lot of people in norway. It's not just me

[00:52:12] A lot of people in norway feel this way a lot of people in norway agree with me And they're proud of it and they keep getting trashed And it's not fair Yeah, I'm gonna say it No screw columbus the vikings were here first

[00:52:28] By a million a stunning discovery proves that the vikings reached the americas before the columbus before columbus So I say we quit calling it columbus day and call it viking day

[00:52:39] And now we all get super drunk in a big town hall deal, you know like they had those halls a viking hall We're drinking out of horns. I mean it's right up Skull skull we're schooling for the minnesota vikings. It's viking day

[00:52:55] Researcher believed they have reliable evidence that shows the vikings beat christopher columbus by 500 years Yep tree species native to canada imported to greenland were key to discovery The vikings were making regular trips to stock tree forms tree farms uh-huh

[00:53:12] A study published by the researchers of university of iesland. Okay, maybe we're being a little maybe maybe we're being a little biased um That norse colonists in greenland from eight nine nine eighty five to fourteen fifty ad

[00:53:27] Relyed on imported timber for shipbuilding right where were they getting all the trees? Canada We still have lots You still have a lot of trees It also claims that elite farms had access to timber imports from northern europe and northern america of that access

[00:53:44] And the timing of it all backs up viking legends that claim there was a regular trade route Between greenland and north america about 500 years before christopher columbus led his famous voyage west So you think you're all cool christopher

[00:53:57] And the queen isabella of spain or whoever paid for your boat ride and your bullshit Old news Christopher columbus was italian. Yeah, but it was i believe spain spain paid for his trip They were the finance the finance

[00:54:17] The north greenlanders had the means and the halogen appropriate vessels to cross the davis strait To the east coast of north america at least up until the 14th century As such journeys were being made from greenland to north america throughout the entirety of the period

[00:54:29] Of the settlement resources were being acquired by the north from north america far longer than anybody thought Yep So There you go. It's viking day in my mind

[00:54:40] They can call it columbus day every year on a on a hallmark calendar if they want to but i'm gonna go get some viking horns and drink Out of them And celebrate Dax and heather They'll do it Because they're true vikings

[00:54:56] They're children. I mean they should have been cast in the thing on history channel vikings Especially there are two little boys. They just look like those little blonde haired things running around some little campfire um Holy shit, they found it The lost continent of argoland

[00:55:13] Discovered between beneath hidden jungles. You'd have to be australian to know what argoland is. I'd never heard of it It's beneath the jungles in southeast Asia geosciences have long suspected that around 155 million years ago a long piece of continent broke off from northwestern Australia and drifted away

[00:55:35] The evidence for this is the void that left behind a basin known as the argo abysmal plane that lies deep below the ocean Off the north coast of northwestern australia

[00:55:45] The structure on the seafloor on the seafloor here indicates that the proposed continent named argo land after the abysmal plane Must have drifted off to the northwest ending up where the islands of southeast asia are today And then when you see the map it all makes sense. Yep

[00:56:01] Yep They found a whole continent. I mean, I don't even know why is this not on the news. I don't understand It is well, it's our news and it's true and this is from a smart place. This is from

[00:56:12] Smart place. Yeah. Yeah, these are like science things I go to yeah Well, sometimes I pull from dumb places if it's a dumb story I've so there you go argoland google it. We'll put it in the schnotes. See if you think it's real I do

[00:56:27] Let's talk about we're moving on First shout out. Missouri buckies is opening in december. I gotta send my parents. They got to get their asses down there Um, if you're making a way to Branson for the Ozarks for your christmas celebrations

[00:56:40] You'll be able to stop at the one of the most popular filling stations. Who still says filling station except my dad How much is uh, how much is gas at your filling station? what

[00:56:56] That's all he ever cares about and then my mom always just goes how much is milk. It doesn't matter where i'm working Hey mom, where are you? Seattle, how much is milk? I don't know. I have a show tonight sorry

[00:57:08] December 11th, it's opening in springfield get down there. Ozark people They're also eyeing st. Louis and kansas city for two new locations Let's talk about f1 shall we formula one? Um, I have a different i gotta find this other article before I go to that one because uh

[00:57:35] It's it's it it's ridiculous The weekend my friends they live there hated every goddamn minute of it. You know what? Shoot, I didn't bring up Okay, it I have a good article. I'll read it next week about the mega the the amount of disaster

[00:57:52] And then me and michael were talking about it the beer monster michael summerville the community Like there it doesn't even start till like 10 30 at night midnight because they want the euro hours And then they didn't cover up all the manholes and this guy's car caught on fire

[00:58:07] That was during a practice round But all my friends are like they've closed all the roads you can't get anywhere Nobody in vegas is happy and they have agreed to this shit for 10 years the article damn

[00:58:17] I'm so mad at myself. I was such a good article next week turn around next week No, no, no, no, no, no, no as my dad would say no, no, no, no, no um

[00:58:27] So, you know, they had quote celebrities, but like, you know who's who launched it donny osmond What are we doing? What are we doing? What do we do when I think formula one I think get me an osmond

[00:58:44] Is jimmy the little chubby one still available. I always remember him from the show um Marie maybe Because she's fun fun I went backstage and got to meet them once because my friend george wallis the comedian used to be the show before them

[00:58:59] And then I wanted to go see him And then we went backstage and donny was like, so do you want to get a picture in my head? I was like, I'm good, but I didn't say that I was like, yeah, sure

[00:59:08] So I got my picture Marie is a blast. She's a party in a box Donny kind of takes him. See he's cute takes himself a little seriously. Anyway, he was like the start guy

[00:59:18] I don't know it's vegas. Why not let keratop do it somebody a little more fun a little more colorful a little more Little more everything boys to men. They're the show that they do the show before me in las vegas

[00:59:30] I see him riding around in their little go-karts backstage shania twain She's global F1 is global. Do we have any global people salindion cannot come out? How about shania twain? um But this so they have you know, they have all these mega parties. I can't

[00:59:52] So i'll just do this one and then i'll do what happened Next week because it's just so all encompassing This is crazy F that Paris hilton appeared to be taken aback when she made her interest in a formula one las vegas grand pre party

[01:00:05] Only to find that the room was empty Was far from filled Hilton 42 years old. She did have a great outfit on I did see the outfit It was like a race car driver results like swarovski crystals. I can never say that

[01:00:19] She arrived at the DJ for a DJ set at the virgin hotel at las vegas when she looked around at a half empty dance floor Then people were posting the priceless moment when Paris hilton realizes there's no one at the f1 after party

[01:00:33] She still did it. She was dressed in a bedazzled racing jumpsuit Was seen lifting her sunglasses to scan the half empty tables of fans cheering as another dj announced her So she gets you still gets paid. Yeah, I mean You're getting your appearance v Um

[01:00:49] The panic set in the minute she lifted those sunglasses then somebody else wrote my agent is so fired another joke Was saying ouch all of the oops Host and marketing's are marketing agents are fired security holding back a whole lot of nobody

[01:01:07] She came in late and was still early Somebody wrote that she pulled up to bingo night like what the fuck um Just I'll save the article for next week. We'll move on from that subject because it's too good to let go

[01:01:20] And it's my fault that I thought I printed that out and I didn't Um, yeah, because there's a lot of uh good stuff. Okay. This is one of my favorite ones of the week Gen z the zoomers

[01:01:32] Now there's a lot of good gen z years. I think they are ages 11 through 26 people always say you didn't know what a millennial is Yes, I do I um gen x i'm the old end of gen i'm an elder gen xer

[01:01:46] Um is like 11 through 26 right is that it? Yeah, okay millennials are 27 to 42 27 to 42 That's why when I say in my special on amazon the guy was like 35 somebody's like that's not a millennial. Yeah, it is You're just getting old and you're not keeping track

[01:02:02] I googled this shit all the time because I don't want to insult a whole group if i'm going to do a joke about them I need it to be right Gen z workers say they should be hired for their personality not productivity because we set the vibes

[01:02:19] I love them It's so ballsy There's so the guts on this group They're personally Personality hire is the humus witty mood booster who delivers the fun factor in the office Forget the resume

[01:02:38] Gen z thinks you should hire them for their personalities according to the youngest generation of the workforce Their humor and wit provides a certain vibrance Older employees apparently lack Grandpa you're crabby. That's what they're saying. Papa you're sleepy and crabby

[01:02:55] They even invented a term personality hire to describe Their self-perceived function in a corporate setting to bribe provide you all the jokes panter and play banter and playfulness You need in order to quote set the vibes

[01:03:09] Now not all young people are like this, but there are some and I have met some It's kind of funny. I will not even tell you so I I may have sold this story because I you I do tell it a lot It's not a joke um

[01:03:22] Somebody that works with me They hired a 20-something And the kid came in my friend's office who's like 50 and said, yeah So I'm gonna need a vera dusk Okay, those are like five to ten grand

[01:03:39] And my friend said do you see that man over there? He's 55 years old. He's the head of this entire operation He just got a vera dusk You're not getting one Ghost I mean at that age

[01:03:51] I just sat on a milk crate all day and not said a fucking word No, they just walk right in. I'm gonna I have back pain. Why do you have back pain when you're 20?

[01:03:59] Do you have a medical note for this because I don't believe you you just want to work out while you're at work I know what's going on here. You want to be in a treadmill? Well, they said no and the kid quit What? Yep. Oh my god. Yep

[01:04:12] My friends that have real jobs. They're like some of the 20-somethings they get hired and then they just never come Yep Tiktoktor and corporate america employee bella rose more mortal a 22 year old self-proclaimed chief vibes officer

[01:04:29] told business insider that her previous managers have appreciated her energy calling it the nicest compliment she's received After a series of tiktoks calling for unserious an unserious workplace

[01:04:42] I do like that. Yes, I'm with you on that gen z and the integration of gen z lingo into the office parlance went viral She said her manager at the software company beehive found the video is hilarious and a team call

[01:04:55] He was like before we get started bella rose. Do you want to set the vibes for our call tonight? It's their mission is to lighten things up not lighten someone else's workload Oh

[01:05:11] That's it. You kids keep pushing the envelope and then we'll finally get back to where it should have been instead of all this bullshit We had to go through um Do you want to do it? Yeah 500 bucks? No

[01:05:26] Panels you have $500. Yeah, well you can buy frontiers 2024 or you can fly go wild pass Just prepared for a list of limitations. I'm sure

[01:05:38] My friend michael palisac will sign right up for this and then it'll work for him. He's like he just has a vibe about him that Yeah, I heard the past and then I flew like 87 flights And I'm like what time were the flights like two in the morning?

[01:05:52] um It's an all you can fly go wild pass for 2024 It lets the pass holders book an unlimited number of frontier flights for 0.1 cent per trip Limitations into two months of blackout dates and a tight booking period that opens 24 hours before the flight

[01:06:10] This would be great if you're retired Or if you just have an open calendar rich people aren't going to do it because they're not flying frontier for On this kind of system But if you're retired

[01:06:21] Or a college kid that had the extra 500 dollars, I would totally do it Because you can go whenever It's great Calling all spontaneous travelers before you scramble the bio and you should know there's five print Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course

[01:06:41] It's still selling a 299 fall to winter pass and a monthly option at 99 dollars for the first month and 149. Wow, okay Um to avoid an early booking fee seats must be reserved as early as the day before domestic flight or 10 days before the international trip

[01:06:57] Uh, the earlier pass holder books the better. There's a limited number of first come first serve go wild seats So how many are on every flight? Yeah You know what I would do if I was frontier

[01:07:10] And I think you could get away with this. I don't think it would piss anybody off So every flight you had let's say you allowed Three go wild so an aisle three go wild flights

[01:07:23] I would say I'd make it a thing on the plane and make the flight attendants say it. Um ladies and gentlemen It's time to go wild and then Here's our go wild people paddles michael paddensack michael sub-a-phil please stand up and wave

[01:07:38] Tell the people how much you're flying for and then everybody you might get mad. You're like, my ticket goes 484 The well no You can't get mad. You didn't follow the instructions Do you want to go wild pass? I would introduce them on every flight. I think it's

[01:07:53] Right. Well, so what who cares? um Their stipulations can be extremely frustrating for those who can't travel spontaneously, right? We need retirees and college kids Um or even high school kids if your parents will let you go. Why not?

[01:08:10] Hey, I know Thanksgiving is awesome, but I just booked a trip to Cabo. See you This is crazy. I can't wait to hear what happens the rarest baseball card ever may break may break world record at auction

[01:08:22] One of the rarest and most revered baseball cards in the world is headed up for auction where it may Fetch a record-breaking sell The premier auction house such and such. It's a 1914 baltimore news babe ruth rookie card Wow

[01:08:38] There's only 10 in existence 10 10. It's the first ever to feature the great bambino Who was just 19 years old at the start of his career? He was even large then Yeah, I always liked him because he played drunk And hung over and he was still great

[01:08:54] He's like the john daly of his time Although the card was issued in both blue and red variations The one going up for auction features a red and white image of the legendary picture Framed by a red border. Now, this is something I could see spending money on

[01:09:09] Well, if I had crazy money Instead of some of the stuff we talk about that goes up for auction where you're like, what are you gonna do with it? At least this you could frame and look in your house

[01:09:17] Well, I don't know then you gotta get security though because somebody's gotta come steal it I know maybe it should be in a museum Maybe it should be in cooper's house Right It's just gonna be in some rich guy's house Yeah Well, we'll see

[01:09:35] It remained in the same baltimore area family for more than 100 years That's where it's been from 1988 until early this year It was also the sole example of this card housed at the babe ruth birthplace and museum in baltimore, marilin I don't know why louis isn't bright. Well

[01:09:51] Louis is silver spring marilin, but i'm shocked. He hasn't bragged a lot that babe ruth is from marilin. He likes to brag about it Yeah, and he doesn't brag about his other person from baltimore. I told him he's throughout the pitch jones jet

[01:10:05] Right, so cool. I'm like so far lou. I'm doing celebrities from baltimore area And it's you and jones jet. Who else you got lou? um Here's a little something interesting

[01:10:20] You know your blue everybody's jeans, you know, there's a little tiny pocket inside the pocket usually on the right side No, we're talking about blue jeans. Okay, we're moving on from the babe ruth card I'm actually pretty on track this week. Okay

[01:10:35] For myself for being like jeans to you our clothing jeans to me is genetic genes science god whose brain works like that Battles you need to free your brain of hard things like that

[01:10:49] Jean pockets people are gobsmacked after learning what the tiny pockets in jeans are actually for Oh, okay. What do you think it's for thumbs? You put your thumbs in you think you you think it's for your thumbs To just stick them in there If you're a cowboy

[01:11:13] Why wouldn't you just put your thumbs in the pocket? Why are they in the tiny pocket if you're line dancing? Why are your arms not moving? I never I don't wind dance You haven't thought through any of this

[01:11:24] They said people are gobsmacked after learning what it's for. I'm not gobsmacked That's a ridiculous word for my reaction to this the tiny tiny pocket Hold on. I'm just getting to the point. I know what I already know what it's for um So

[01:11:49] The tiny pockets date back to the 19th century They were stitched into Levi's waist overall jeans the original name for the classic blue denim trousers and were made big Made just big enough to store a pocket watch A pocket watch Pocket watch eat that thumb

[01:12:08] Yeah, yeah, your thumb theory is ridiculous I thought it was for a lighter, but that's from somebody who smoked my whole life No, my dad would think that That's what the tiny windows were for in cars smokers windows. Those people don't know that

[01:12:25] There were a lot of secret smoker shouts out back in the day And I thought they were giving us a secret shout out and jeans gone. Here's a little something for your light Nope pocket watch the design was made in 1873 mm-hmm

[01:12:38] First distributed in 1890 with the lot 501 jeans, which is what 501 jeans were based on So if you buy 501 jeans, that's why you got that see don't say you're not learning stuff here termites We're learning now every time you do that you're gonna have but I also think

[01:12:54] That's a tiny pocket watch. I'll have to go look at my pocket Yeah, yeah, it seems tiny um We're gonna save that Um, oh, okay All right Now this is for the catholics out there Okay Yeah The pope fired a bishop too who was who's trash talking them

[01:13:18] I love it. Sometimes the bishops over here in the united states. I think forget that rom has um twitter Yeah, I think you're forgetting the big guy can see your shit Oh, he was bashing them and crazy and there's never been a pope

[01:13:36] As liberal and I know he's still not liberal to what some a lot of people want Oh, then my parents were friends with somebody who said they they wrote a letter. They want that pope gone because he's He's not liberal enough

[01:13:51] Well, I mean, I don't know what you want the guy to do in a certain amount of time He can't change the whole religion. He's doing it bit by bit Um, he's a jesuit. I like him as far as popes go

[01:14:01] I mean is he my idea of who i'm going drinking with actually maybe this pope maybe He also seems very happy. Yeah, unlike the pope that's still alive the german guy Right. Yeah, he had bdi's benedict That was a really good. I didn't like that pope

[01:14:18] That was a great movie the two popes. I think it was called the two popes with um that guy from Jurassic Park sam neal Played one pope. Oh, I forgot to do that too what we're watching. We'll do that before we go um

[01:14:30] A statue of the virgin mary has been captured crying tears Prompting hundreds to witness to travel to witness a miracle The statue residing in the church of the town l canal colima Was recorded showing what looks like tears seeping out of the virgin mary's eyes

[01:14:46] Hundreds flocked to the church to witness the inexplicable miracle take place video capturing the phenomenon of circulated social media Showing small drops of water falling from the statue's eyes and cascading down her face

[01:14:56] Some witnesses believe the very virgin mary tears are real as the redness around her eyes indicates she's been crying Similarly when we cry our eyes become red said and the same Happens to the image a local resident victor said according to an outlet

[01:15:11] So a couple tears started flowing this event the phenomenon that is happening here in this church He says he also thinks he knows why she's crying We can associate it the violence rates that are be experienced here in the state of colima Also here in the community

[01:15:24] Colima has been labeled the most dangerous city in mexico and has held that ranking for six years Yeah, maybe that's why she's crying. Do I believe it? Yes, I do Yes, absolutely. Yes, I do

[01:15:36] I think these things can happen and people will go on and on about the paint You know, I've read all the others assigned here's a scientific. I explain well when it gets too high Well, then it would happen all the time. Yeah, you can't I don't yeah

[01:15:49] I need a better explanation if she's not really crying What is she doing and don't tell me it's the paint. I don't believe it There you go I would go There are some people that don't believe it

[01:16:05] You need a holler. You need a holler hollow statue made of placer ceramic Which must be covered in the outside by waterproof layer by filling the statue with water through an

[01:16:14] Hole at the top the poorest material will absorb it and the outer layer will prevent it from coming out However, if it's like scratches made and the productive glaze and the tear duct. Well, who would do that?

[01:16:26] Who's gonna go up and just maybe if you're trying to raise money or some The absorbed water will come out his tears Many other statues have appeared when we being a bit reported in the past

[01:16:40] Yep, I believe it. So if you want to get down there, it's Coleema doesn't sound very safe though right now Um, so what are we watching before we go since I missed that signal? Um, the crown has started Hey Uh, I'm through three

[01:17:00] Or maybe four right when the car accident happens Right. Um, I didn't realize she hadn't dated dodie that for that long But there's also like a lot of made-up scenes and conversations and no one would know if those things really happened

[01:17:15] I prefer we stick more to the facts. We know Then the drama cessation, right now the guy who plays charles is better looking than charles So I don't really buy it. Um, I love the old guy that plays philip because he's the guy from game of thrones

[01:17:27] And he's just wonderful a wonderful and who's ever played the queens do a great job and the lady who's playing diana It's in great. Who is that? She's famous christin somebody. I don't know It's amazing how much she looks like diana Jonathan price place philip Who's playing diana?

[01:17:48] Get on it paddles earn your keep Elizabeth de bicky Elizabeth de bicky Well, she looks just like her. I thought it was someone named she's an ozzie. Now i'm going to be listening for that accident

[01:18:04] Um, and the kids everybody's good. It's a it's a it's a well done. Um, Harry's cute The little kid that's playing harry. I think is cuter than actual harry and philip uh, william I'd say trade-off same

[01:18:17] But I shouldn't be sitting here judging what children look like. That's just evil kathleen And the gilded age I haven't seen my latest episode, but a better pick up Um and other than that. I've only been watching football And nothing how's your fantasy team?

[01:18:35] My fantasy team is doing great In the one in the children's leagues i'm just drawing hopes and dreams left and right these children hate me at Thanksgiving and I can't wait to talk to all of them about their dumb ass trades

[01:18:45] Some of them are paying enough attention. I'm like, are you a gambler or not? You left two people that were on injured reserve out on your field But how can they play if they're on injured reserve? They can't

[01:18:56] Yeah, you're not paying enough attention. You don't have the attic gene. You're out This isn't like a this isn't a silly endeavor. This is gambling Sadly we're gonna we're gonna close up with a happy story though It's happy but sad Roslyn Carter died Yeah, um

[01:19:16] And here's just a few things about jimmy carter put out a big statement. It was very sad. Um, she just went into hospice two days ago and then died Really? I thought they were in for a while

[01:19:26] No, he was and then she would just hang out there. I think and that I don't I think she had to mention too. Um Just a little few things about um since she's passed away. Um, she was born january, uh Uh, uh born august 18 19 27. She died november 19 2023

[01:19:46] She was an american writer and activist who serves as first lady of the president of the united states from 77 to 81 She was in public service for decades leading advocate of numerous causes including mental health She was also born and raised in plains george

[01:20:03] Graduated as a salutary salutarian. That's why I never was one Salutatorian salute me Is it that second place isn't valedictorian first place the vice torian the vice torian I have the vice torian

[01:20:21] She went to georgia southwestern college and graduated in 1946 a lot of women that age did not go back to college from So good for her. She first became attracted to her husband jimmy after seeing a picture of him in his anapolis uniform And they married in 1946

[01:20:35] She helped him win the governorship And then she helped him win the presidency. She's defeating incumbent republican Gerald Ford She uh they had uh four kids jack james the third donnell and amy carter who the young the young

[01:21:00] Termines won't remember but it was really brutal because amy carter The other kids are way older. They're like 10 years older So they were gone out of the house by the time jimmy and raslyn become Become no by the time they're in the white house. Oh, yeah, amy's like 10

[01:21:16] And she wasn't let's just say the cutest kid running around But who is right? But the press made so much fun of her and i'm like god damn she's 10

[01:21:26] Leave her alone, you know and then I saw a picture of an adult. She looks like sissy spacik. It's crazy Yeah, very cute. Uh-huh She's very quiet though. She just does the carter institution and all that stuff. She's not like a public person

[01:21:43] Her father rosen's dad died at leukemia when she was 13 She called the loss of her father at the conclusion of her childhood She then helped raise her younger siblings as well as assisted in the dressmaking business in order to meet the family's obligations

[01:21:56] Um, yeah, so she had a very nice life Um, she really liked the mental illness field so good for her because she said it was it was nobody talked about it back then Which they did not um

[01:22:06] And she was for e r. A big e r. A lady and there you go. That's great. So a very nice life. I'm sure jimmy's not far behind now um You gotta wait for each other Yeah, he'll show hang around wait for him. I'm sure so

[01:22:21] Okay, turn my that's what we have this week. I hope you guys have a wonderful Thanksgiving What am I doing? I'm going over to um my brother and sister-in-law's house and there will be 27 people

[01:22:35] Wow. Yep. They asked what I was bringing and I said sailbin mini bottle liquor bottles I'm gonna go to the sailbin thing. No, I um

[01:22:46] I didn't I don't have time to cook. I just got back. I don't have time. So I ordered a bunch of sides and stuff very standard run of the mill Mac and cheese because here's what's gonna happen I really like my sister-in-law Amy

[01:23:01] But she does have a tendency to make things weird like Food wise. Yeah, like there'll be a salad And then all of a sudden you'll just eat like a goat hoof And you're like, what the fuck was that? Oh darling those are hooves of goats. What Amy? What?

[01:23:18] It's just supposed to be a sound. I remember once on my dad. It was a kinoa salad, right? And he goes, what's that shit? I go salad dad Bullshit that is not her. He goes is that where we're having to I'm gonna have to pre-eat

[01:23:33] I'm gonna have to have your mother cook our Thanksgiving Yeah, because like if they're and I agree with them. I don't want raisins in the dressing I don't want weird shit. Thanksgiving supposed to be boom boom boom White bread sage sausage pork sausage

[01:23:50] Not, you know, oh, it's a deer meat dressing. Oh Stop it. Stop it. It's a cilantro turkey. Have you ever had? No, um, but the football is gonna be on oh and dolly partons performing at the halftime

[01:24:06] I think is it the dallas game? Am I sure of that? Okay I guess she's gonna do something from rock star. I don't really know what's happening. Oh, I forgot I forgot my uh quotes. What?

[01:24:17] Some of the termites are going to the game. Oh great. How fun would that be? That'd be a fun little Thanksgiving Okay, here's a quote from Taylor We're checking out on this Fearless is not the absence of fear

[01:24:31] It's not completely being unafraid to me fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again Even though every time you've tried before you've lost

[01:24:47] See, I'm a walk away or this is where I go. Yeah, you know when when it's the sound of music Oh When the lord Closes the window he opens the door So if a window gets closed on me, I'm like, well that's fucked. Where's the door?

[01:25:03] I move on I move on and I just assumed that was a message straight from jesus Kathleen, I mean how many times are you gonna try? So I felt about tim tibault

[01:25:12] The the athlete you are not listening to jesus. He's told you you can't play major league baseball He's told you a hundred times. He told you you can't play major league football Listen to him But good for tey tey

[01:25:24] She's a billionaire and I'm not I'm sitting here going How much do they want for that boat insurance? And a quote from dolly random open Oh This is a famous dolly is imposed to dolly on her twitter page in november 2010

[01:25:43] I'm not gonna limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else There you go She's got 640 million she has 640 million these are two women we should listen to Do not listen to the Kathleen madigan walk away

[01:26:00] Version when you try something fail. I say move on mother These two say stay at it keep doing it try try and try again They are much richer than I will ever be so I do have a lot of fun

[01:26:19] I don't think I'd have as much fun if I had dolly's work schedule or tey tey's work schedule I'm not cut out for it. You cannot give an irish person And enough money Because once we have enough we're good I don't want I don't care enough

[01:26:35] Just want enough to you know go golf and vision Hang out No, I like my shows and stuff. I like what I do for a living. I'm just saying

[01:26:46] There was somebody had a really funny joke in Ireland one time. I can't say it because the word is now banned but um It's when the irish had a big influx and money back in the day

[01:26:58] It was like the 2000s or something and it was an irish person who said the joke and he's like We don't know what to do with ourselves having this kind of money. It's like giving a razor to someone who's mentally ill

[01:27:12] Okay, so if any offense is taken I didn't write it I'm just repeating it. It made me laugh because they just weren't used to having money and then boom That whatever happened I forget the economy and they had all kinds of money there for a hot run

[01:27:24] I think it had something to do with the year. Oh, it doesn't even matter have a great Thanks. Give any termites. Enjoy the football. Oh, I forgot my schedule. Where am I going? I'm going right after that next week Eugene Portland Seattle

[01:27:36] The village is witchita. Tulsa. This is 2000 the next year is witchita Tulsa Santa Rosa Wheatland those are rebookings um San Luis Biscoe Monterey Birmingham, that's gonna be fun. Birmingham, Alabama Atlanta. I love Atlanta

[01:27:52] It's too far to draw. I don't like the traffic in Atlanta, but I like everything about else about Atlanta But I told my friend George Wallace who lives in Atlanta If I've been in traffic for over an hour and a half

[01:28:01] I should be somewhere other than Atlanta because that's where I started in Atlanta and I'm still in goddamn Atlanta Who we can be something Scottsdale, Arizona talking Chattanooga Huntsville, Alabama love it there, too Royal Oak two nights Detroit

[01:28:21] Friday and Saturday Saturday's almost sold out Friday. There's stuff available Dayton, Ohio Indianapolis San Antonio Austin Marietta Cincinnati Territown, New York Wilmington Delaware and Thousand Oaks and then there's a lot more but they just haven't been officially on sale

[01:28:37] They're not and I can't say stuff until the venues say it or the secret shows Well, right then they get mad because people start calling. I understand it. They don't want to deal with that They like don't say a flip them word All right, termites

[01:28:55] Go be good Thanksgiving termites even sit next to the relatives you don't like Yeah, what's your Thanksgiving wish? Yeah My Thanksgiving wish is that all of my bets that I placed before I the games happen that I win Is that shallow?

[01:29:13] It gives a whole new meaning to the afternoon Right when you used to sit there and have to watch Detroit lose and now Detroit is good Dallas is looking better In spite of jerry jones Yep

[01:29:28] Bullheaded blockheaded thing and if you don't like jerry jones, I got news for you His son looks just like him and he has a son that looks just like that. They're like rushing those dolls Those russian egg dolls

[01:29:37] There's a million of them and they all look just like jerry jones He's not going away anytime soon and when he does there's gonna be another one

[01:29:44] Looks exactly like him pop it up. Well, I think here's what I think that died right now. We got we got a fun day All right