Episode 157: A St. Louis Pub Crawl, Basquiat’s Selfie, & Explaining YOLO

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Turbites! This is not my normal life. This is a wand which this person made for me. Well bought. Denise, she thought

[00:00:36] it suited me and every wizard needs a wand. And look, it's like a lady wand. It has like diamonds in it. Little cubic zirconia. It's very commanding. I feel like people

[00:00:47] could get a lot more done if they had a wand every day. To do this, like my friend Loreen at work to the children. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Edit the television

[00:01:02] program. Edit it. Edit, edit, edit. Oh, Turmites! What a weekend in St. Louis. Oh my god. It's crazy. So many things we're gonna get to that. I had a blast and what was the funniest

[00:01:15] thing is Metallica was in town on Friday and Sunday. Well, Aerosmith was supposed to have Saturday. This is at the old Edward Jones dome where the Rams used to play. Because the Blues were in town too and the New Jersey Devils were in town which meant

[00:01:30] Kate Madigan was in the same hotel I was in. Yes, little general manager, assistant general manager of the New Jersey Devils. I'm sorry to break her heart but the Blues won. Yeah, four to one. But so in the same hotel there's people that are

[00:01:46] going to Metallica. There's the hockey players, my friends, my family, fans of our show that were coming but then we went over to this place called Ballpark Village. If you ever go to St. Louis and you want to go to a cardinal game

[00:01:59] there's a whole surrounding area called Bar Park Village. It's just awesome because the Mizzou game was gonna be on about a million TV screens, million beers. And one of my nieces goes, do you think that guy's in the band

[00:02:09] Metallica? I said here's the crazy thing, Claire. Everyone in this bar looks like they're in the band Metallica. Their fans look like they're band people. They're all the same age-ish, ish, ish, ish. There's some younger ones but it's mostly

[00:02:25] I'd say 40 to 60 and they have the one t-shirt they love the most. Whatever that t-shirt was Metallica sold that was a winner because everybody had that one on. I can't tell you, I know Enter Sandman and I only really know

[00:02:39] that because it's used in like commercials and sporting things. Yeah but good for Metallica they sold it out Friday and then Sunday because Aerosmith was supposed to have Saturday but then Aerosmith got sick or whatever. I don't

[00:02:51] know. They're not, they canceled things so I wonder what Metallica did with their day off. They went to your show! They did not go to my show but they're worse than Metallica fans and my brother-in-law sometimes Matt, Matt's

[00:03:03] like y'all got something to do tonight? My sister-in-law is very funny and she's gonna be over it. I'm like shut up Matt, shut up. We don't need, and those guys go, we tried to buy tickets it sold out. I'm like wow the Metallica

[00:03:14] five it's so flattered. I'm like those five Metallica guys were gonna come to see my show but that's the other thing Matt it's sold out. Stop trying to recruit people to be sad. I just want to see their reaction. Okay well I am

[00:03:30] alive and I'm here and it's weird. So good for Metallica. I mean they're just out there. Good for me. It was sold out, sold out. Over 3,000 seats not a seat left. I'm drinking a Bush Latte. They actually wrote Latte on here instead of

[00:03:49] light. It's a Bush Latte. There's a funny card at Ray Gunn that said who's drinking all the, and it says, I know it goes Iowa and then you open it up and it says the answer to who's drinking all the Bush Light. It's Missouri too

[00:04:03] though. We're doing our part. Especially for hunting season. Yeah hunting season is upon us. What's your pint glass? My pint glass says St. Louis City that's our new soccer team. Oh cool. Yes and here in Nashville they have the Nashville

[00:04:21] Soccer Club. Yeah I went to a game. It was fun. Parking is a little fucked up. They got to work that out. I walked like a mile. Well because I could park free at the comedy club. I just called little Dorfman and I said you see you

[00:04:34] carved me out of spot there. I'm gonna just walk over that thing. It was the inaugural van. I wanted to see it. But the Nashville one, I know I'm wandering here but we got to get a grip on the food there too. Like they

[00:04:47] had cheeseburgers with pimenta cheese. Maybe pimento cheese is fine on a cracker but I don't want it all over a cheeseburger and it was not an option to get it without it. I'm like are you forcing the south to become

[00:04:57] fatter? Just can you, I'll scrape it off. Fine. There was no other choices so. The venue in St. Louis is called the Steafall Theatre. They're so nice to me. They get so excited but I get excited to see them and they look they

[00:05:14] got me two little limited edition Funkos. I have stock in Funko until like COVID I didn't even know what it was. Well COVID I decided to research stocks and I decided to see if I could beat my brother. I did buy stock in Funko. Well look, look.

[00:05:33] Well I researched it. I found out they make collectible things. Yeah you know but it's they got share. 268 yeah I wanted to buy like four stocks just to see if I could beat my brother percentage wise. I did for a little bit and then I

[00:05:51] lost but that's not Funko's fault. No it wasn't their stock that ate shit. It was and it wasn't MGM and it wasn't Delta. It was the fourth one I picked. It was PayPal. They killed me and what happened? Do people

[00:06:12] now use PayPal anymore? I don't know. I think there's no more growth opportunity. Well don't you sound like you're from the CNBC desk. I'm seeing an end to their projected growth line. We'll be back in a minute with some bonds and mutual funds that we think are really

[00:06:30] going to open up this year. I had a great time at the Seafolk on all those guys that work there. Everybody from... Oh the opening act was Chris Voth. He's from Denver. He's very very funny and I've known Chris forever. He also has a PhD in

[00:06:49] English literature and is a teacher. The Denver comics and it is specific to Denver. My entire life they either are so crazy that they're not allowed to leave the state. That happens to a lot of them for different reasons.

[00:07:08] Or they're so incredibly smart. They have like multiple crazy jobs. My friend Kevin Fitzgerald. He's a veterinarian on the Discovery Channel. He was on emergency vets. He's written like six books about poison like rattlesnakes and stuff. No, not the band. You can't write six whole... No.

[00:07:32] One guy, Steve, I can't think of his last name. He was the reptile guy. So on weekends he would bring reptiles to your child's birthday party. They're very eccentric. There's something in the water. Maybe it's the Coors Light and then

[00:07:46] you've got like Josh Blue and they're all funny but they also don't... There's a lack of focus that... But like Chris Voth, he went out with Ron for the last past year. Well when Ron was still working, Ron White is unretiring for those who are interested in...

[00:08:07] You want to see the tater one last time? I guess this is really... I don't know. I've talked to him. He's back out of the road. That's what I'll say. Yeah, you want to go see him? He'll be refreshed and renewed. He had that whole year off.

[00:08:25] Do what? No, he hasn't shaved and he still looks like Moses. Well, he said he went to sleep in COVID and he woke up looking like some but any musician in the band Alabama. He does. He's got the long gray hair and I thought he looked like Moses.

[00:08:42] I thought my line was funnier. So shout out to the Seafull of Adrian, Jesse Clay and Emma. They also made a cake that I put on... Well, they had a cake made. It's a box of wine

[00:08:53] because it put to her name is Box of Wine. I really thought it was a box of wine. It was a cake. I took it to the after party and I cut into it and it was red velvet,

[00:09:03] which happens to be my favorite and I don't even know how they knew that. I didn't tell them that. They had so much stuff backstage. It was just crazy. The little Funkos and then the kids were... And he says, nephews are all back there. Blues Jersey. It's just

[00:09:17] over the top and I got Emo's Pizza backstage. I love it. Shout out Emo's. Always shout out. They know that. And then I brought one home. Well, didn't do so good coming home but I have frozen ones. I'll heat one up.

[00:09:32] Yeah, I brought it back to Nashville. But first before I went to St. Louis, I went to the lake and hung out with the parents. Every day we left for dinner at 4.30. Sweet. No, 4.15. Because it was fried chicken

[00:09:45] night and she's in a panic that they're going to be out by 5.15. Right? Yeah. The after party was fabulous. There was probably 200 of us. Great to see. Yeah, it's all my cousins and stuff. Yeah, super fun. And I

[00:10:02] went in studio to do radio, which I never do anymore. Past history if you're a comedy fan. The way it used to go is when you'd go to a club in any town, you were there Wednesday through Sunday or Monday really. And then

[00:10:16] Thursday and Friday you would go to local radio stations in the town and then talk about whatever club, the improv, the funny bone wherever you're working it. But then after you get into theaters because now I'm going somewhere different every night, I don't really have time

[00:10:28] to go in studio but my old timey friends in St. Louis the Courtney show. Super fun. Courtney went out of her way to bring me a gooey butter cake from Schnook. She said I know it's not as good as your mom's but I've heard it.

[00:10:39] I was very took it through TSA. I had three comments on this. They're like you sharing that. I'm like nope. It's going straight back to Nashville. I'm not sharing. I already ate a huge hunk. It's delicious. Yeah.

[00:10:58] And then I went and did my friend Heidi's radio in the evening at some winery which was super fun. And then I went to every bar that I love. I went to Tucker's and went to McGurk's, Ballpark Village. Ballpark Village when the

[00:11:09] games are on it's unstoppable. I mean I don't I care about college football because of Mizzou or because of my friend who passed away Vic. I care about Auburn only on his behalf. And anyone who plays Alabama per what I was

[00:11:24] told to feel. I was instructed by my friend Vic and here's the 17 reasons you should hate Alabama. He was so like it was such a speech he goes number one and then he would go and there were just a million.

[00:11:38] I'm like okay, I'm on board after the fourth one. You don't have to go through all these. I trust you. That's not good. Do what? Mizzou is doing very good and they play Tennessee this weekend. Yeah and I'm a bandwagon person because Mizzou

[00:11:56] sucked for so long. How long do you want me to hang on to hope people? Well we've turned it around. Also shout out to Broadway Oyster Bar in St. Louis. I love that place. They have those char grilled oysters with

[00:12:08] Parmesan on top. Yeah, so and they always have live music that's great and whatever. That's enough. I don't need to keep rambling on about St. Louis but people should go visit St. Louis. A lot of history. The arch has been already done. You can go up in the

[00:12:24] arch and like a Jetson pod it goes versus when I was a kid they basically put you in a monkey cage and this thing would go and it's pitch black. It's terrifying and then you get up to the top of the arch and there's little tiny windows

[00:12:39] and we always do the joke on the one side you can see rows of burning tires in East St. Louis and then if you go to the other side you're like oh look but the old courthouse is very historical. There's a lot of

[00:12:49] history for a history person. A lot of cool history downtown St. Louis a lot of fun bars. Well the kids had a blast. They had a blast also because I stopped and got them crumble cookies which is a super big

[00:13:06] treat and then the venue got him donuts because when they were like six that's all they cared about. They would come backstage and go do you get donuts everywhere you go and I'm like I do I demand them.

[00:13:21] Get done. No here's what's on my writer six Mac ultra six Diet Coke six waters very they always go is there another page. Nope how long do you all plan on being here I plan on coming in doing a sound check doing a

[00:13:37] show and get in the fuck out of town. I am not no I'm not going to know Oh how old the car seat joke people are the girls are 15 the twins are 15 and he's 13 and they're tall weight all of me and he is as tall as

[00:13:54] me. Yeah well actually probably taller if you look at that picture that I put up. Yeah alright so moving on thank you St. Louis and we're off to Denver this week. This came there's not a lot of these so bear with me

[00:14:11] we'll get them but Becky sent me a left handed person's notebook and people just don't understand how wonderful that is and I know there's a left handed person. Website but I was forget to go to it and the bottom line

[00:14:25] is the Communist nation of United States of America made all left handed people my age conform and adapt and so we you know we do we do what we need we've adjusted to your right handed world but it doesn't mean I like it

[00:14:39] it doesn't mean I have to see it says not right it's a very I don't think a right handed person would even understand the notebook like it would be yeah it's to I love it though so thank you and then there was so much

[00:14:53] stuff from St. Louis I haven't even had time to sort it all out but Oh Beth this is a good story and I won't say the last name but we all joke around in COVID how we didn't do shit right well at least every comedian does.

[00:15:09] Thanks for many years of laughs all the way back to last guy was standing in the pub cast. When you started the podcast during COVID gave me something to look forward to because things are so mundane. Three years in X now X has been served with divorce papers

[00:15:24] both wanted custody they were forced to live in the same home for five months before they could get a judge during covid so you don't even have anywhere to go. So then she started making cakes and cookies and stuff to

[00:15:38] get to now she's happily divorced and has found a wonderful new person shares custody of her daughter and she has an old at home bakery see that's a good covid story and this croissant came in that it's nice to read some somebody did something productive.

[00:15:57] Chocolate got really good and there's cookies in there for my dad. Yeah, I'm I'm in on the shit list for not that's very good way to go back. Good for you for having to war the roses you're basically

[00:16:11] living the movie war the roses and then you're like you know what I make some cookies. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Tracy brought me these notebooks like these I don't even have people make this stuff that says holy shit they

[00:16:26] found it right and then this one says Schnotz that's for you paddles. I'm not doing this note. Mike from Charlotte. So I've got me a coffee mug from the UK. Trisha from Milwaukee got me the catnip bananas and I

[00:16:46] threw that there's this rainbow banana that was going on with when you got here with baby cat. She's high as a kite loves the banana she's running in circles. There's gonna be a video on baby cat because she scared

[00:17:00] the shit on me because I got home and she was not here very unlike her and then the next morning. I mean I was everywhere screaming baby cat baby cat she just doesn't run away it's not well.

[00:17:13] I think the guys were doing some work on the house and they left the cross-based door open instead of latching it shut. I think the wind blew it open all of a sudden from the I hear her meowing and I know it's her but then

[00:17:28] I got to walk up on like are you ventriloquist in my ass like are you the one doing that without opening your mouth. I'm just and I'm like no I know they're cries they're very different choppers is like because he's a boy it's a

[00:17:42] really deep and gruff like an old smoker. And cut those is so light you barely hear it's just very delicate baby cat is like well I knew it was her she had gone in the crawl space.

[00:17:59] I guess the door blew open and then blue shot and she was trapped down there like a prisoner. She had both paws on the thing oh it's horrifying and I thought what if I hadn't like I don't know I don't even like to think it was

[00:18:12] terrible terrible 48 48 well wasn't even that long but Yolanda sent a Notre Dame prayer card you can't have enough of those in your wallet especially when you're gambling Carol birthday cards from her and her West easy Annie and Poppy oh we are cat Mag the cat magazine the National

[00:18:34] Agree Geographic one yeah it's downstairs in my pile to go on the road. Jen sent me a great Loch Ness monster t-shirt after wash it first but then I got more baby cat stickers people have learned how to make these stickers as from Liz on

[00:18:54] Jessica and Sarah send me their wedding invitation unfortunately I will not be able to attend but I will make some sort of little care package for that yeah. And Jolene and Ed brought hair buber's and stuff so thank

[00:19:07] you to everybody where I got all this stuff some of it was from the post office box I'm in a lot of trouble for not going up there quite often enough. Girl you got so much shit back here where you being

[00:19:20] we can't keep all this shit dude that that long you got to make at least once every two weeks like I'm trying I'm trying do you want to go hang out with the aging parents and I'll make sure I'm at the post office about that about that.

[00:19:33] All right let's move on to this whole episode 157 Queen news we're very busy with Queen news put this right here. We need a new Queen they've not been a good there have been some suggestions but not anything that's tripped my trigger yet.

[00:19:59] Reba and Kelly well Kelly was very nice when I went on her show and she does do a lot of things. Reba seems to like Reba enough for Reba I mean I don't know that Reba needs any more praise and Oklahoma action

[00:20:18] or just tear at you after a while I watched some of that I don't even understand that show I watched some it was just on and it was a knockout round and I don't know I got I think it's like I think Winona is a mega mentor.

[00:20:34] Winona might be in the mix just because she does do a lot. She's in the news frequently enough I don't know a guy I'm open to a guy he could be a king or Queen. Maybe we think guys um baby Anita's back on the road.

[00:20:56] She had a flu bug or something she was tweeting about it and then I made sure I texted to make sure she was off all right and she's fine and dandy so if you have Anita don't you worry about it should be a back out on the road.

[00:21:09] Tanya now you guys will hear this and this will be over but you can go online and find it the CMA she will be performing at the CMAs so will my friend jelly roll very proud to be friend of jelly rolls.

[00:21:22] There was a big do in last night. Little dwarf was going to jelly roll was performing at it. I was too tired. Yeah, I'm like could jelly roll come out here. Can you come over and just do something on the deck the cats.

[00:21:41] Well I went golf with little dwarf and then he was going to go down there and I'm like yeah I'm going home. Stevie Queen Stevie was at the Hall of Fame with Cheryl Crow. What I'm not going to comment on that.

[00:21:58] I'm just going to say good for Stevie for showing up. She went to Cleveland in between gigs because then she boom she was in Detroit welcome that's a whatever the cats come in. I like to do this my Stevie impression with all three of them

[00:22:17] will go in the morning looking for a treat and that is gone. Welcome let's get this party started. Well anyway the biggest news though Queen news who's always making news. Baby Dolly they have some exhibit in national all of our

[00:22:36] outfits and a youngster on Twitter said he could give me a tour so I want to do that. I haven't responded to that kid yet because of been swapped but I'm going to but more than that. Dolly's new resort opened in severeville slash Gatlin Bird

[00:22:54] but it's called Heart Song and I've already I so she already has a hotel there called Dreamland that's where you can stay the night in her old tour bus if you want it's in off to the side of the of the hotel that's not

[00:23:06] really a resort though that's like more like a hotel more adult the resort I'm going to tell you about it because Dolly went down there and she sang her song Heart Song to open it. Yeah, I've driven I've seen the big sign but it's always been

[00:23:21] under construction I didn't know when it was going to open well I'm going to tell you all about it because I've talked on this podcast before Gatlin Burke is a great place to go as a little family vacation you could go hiking in the

[00:23:34] Smoky Mountains there's this resort she opened is awesome more family things I think then it's not like but if you want to run a cabin. You know it can be just without kids is just awesome without family yeah crowds of people gather so it was packed.

[00:24:00] She get she went to open the place her longstanding business partner with the family entertainment this is all about Gatlin Burke has a direct economic impact of 1.8 billion the hotel she just opened is going to employ 400 people like

[00:24:18] yeah it's a 302 room called the Heart Song Lodge and Resort is grand opening Friday and Parton came out to launch the property Dolly style with some snappy jokes in a few minutes of singing and strumming verses from her 1994 heart song

[00:24:32] pay tribute to a rural Tennessee roots that the rustic lodge draws on and then there's a bunch of quotes from her it's a high fashion rustic lodge yeah in a lobby there's a four stones four storey stone fireplace with an iron gate depiction of

[00:24:50] young Dolly among trees and butterfly. It's got two pools indoor and outdoor a two story events center what are we going to do in there. Comedy maybe yeah. Peak season rates start at 319 that's peak season though that's fine.

[00:25:12] There's plenty of stuff for the kids to do sounds like a family on hope to have but I mean it's just amazing. I don't know how a person does all this all day. I know she gets up early. But come on three or four in the morning. Yeah.

[00:25:29] Three she's she's still working on more stuff down there too. I'm her rockstar album comes out the movie comes out. I mean her team whoever is working with her. It's amazing. She might be directing all of it and she's getting up early

[00:25:47] to do that and I wonder what she goes to bed. I could I have gotten up that early for radio and then by 10 o'clock 10 a.m. I'm done. She might be a neighbor. I think so. I don't know. So that's all of our Queen news.

[00:26:06] Tay Tay is going to South America she has not been at a chiefs game the chiefs did win. But Travis didn't play that good because his right he only got like 4040 yards and that's not that many points three points as terrible.

[00:26:25] My fantasy football is doing great just in case anybody cared. Well not in the expensive league. But in the children's league just destroying hopes and dreams and then in the Lewis Blackley because I call it the Lou Drew League. I'm fine. I'm in second or third. All right.

[00:26:46] So what are we watching that beer that people go to this beer. Okay this is I love the Gilded Age although episode 2 I thought was kind of slow feels like a premise set up episode where we don't really filler but it's so good.

[00:27:06] And then I've I haven't really had time to watch it a lot because just of traveling and stuff but and being with the old folks on Netflix I think it was I don't even know what this has to be turned on.

[00:27:21] It's Nia had about that swimmer lady Diana Nia and a net bending place. She's a lady who tried to swim from Cuba to Florida. She's five times five and she finally makes it but she's like a crazy person like I she seems like a spectrum not crazy

[00:27:39] but like spectromy socially inappropriate but you like her like you want and Jody Foster plays the coach the coach through the whole time. But I mean I don't know what when I say crazy like she's got jellyfish bites all over her face and she's like I want

[00:27:57] to keep going. Oh my God now get out get out sharks are coming it's it was the strangest movie but it was awesome and I remember the lady trying it in 2013 so that was only 10 years ago and she didn't really have any money no spot she got

[00:28:13] get trouble getting sponsors and then some youngster set up that was going to try it and she was like 64 and lost her fucking mind and went that is my swim and I'm going to do it again and I was like oh my God let the youngster

[00:28:28] do it like no no and net bending is hilarious by accident. It was great. Yeah Jody Foster plays what you should be playing for that part just a rah rah let's go get him kind of coach swim well not even I don't even know what you would call

[00:28:46] that it's not a swim coach because she knows how to swim it's how to stay alive personal motivator so if you're looking for some more to the beaten path that was definitely worth the hour 30 minutes and then we're moving on to what

[00:29:05] update little Mark Zuckerberg that I'm being polite today because other days I've called you something else meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg underwent surgery on Friday after experience in knee. After spirits and knee injury during martial arts training the tech billion tech billionaire shared the news in

[00:29:32] an Instagram he tore his ACL while training for an MMA fight what are you doing? You are not meant for MMA. No leave that to other people. He was training for a competitive MMA fighter but now it's delayed a bit.

[00:29:48] He still maybe maybe while he's recovering he can wear his stupid goggles and see what's wrong with them. You can go into your other universes and then when you lay there Mark I'm going to bring you the rip off goggles

[00:30:00] my nephew has and show you why nobody wants to spend fifteen hundred dollars on your goggles because these are just as fine. Remember he was going to do Elon Musk in a cage fight Elon Musk will never do that.

[00:30:18] I think Zuckerberg is weird enough to do it and if I had to bet I would bet on him. Elon's too flabby. Yeah he's not doing the work. No he's. Well this one means not in shape. I'm soft.

[00:30:36] It's not whatever I mean then there was a picture where he got fat and his dad publicly yelled at him and said it was disgusting. Right and then he did what go and lose weight. I don't know how he did it but he did it.

[00:30:49] Good for you update. We work file for bankruptcy we work this is my proof do not along with Sam bankman Fried and Elizabeth Holmes do not trust a barefooted CEO that's using acronyms to speak you know FYI blah blah blah that what was his

[00:31:19] name I can't think that we work guy I can't I can't huh yeah Adam. And he ran away with all the money and then people go how is that legal because he just walked up to somebody and said can I have money and they gave him money without

[00:31:35] signing paperwork or anything Newman Adam Newman we work is filing for bankruptcy. Yeah because guess what I don't need a fake office it didn't exist right it never existed. It was a bullshit premise and it's all part of the new age

[00:31:55] we're not going to do shit like our parents did and I agree with that we don't have to go to some horrible office 50 hours a week you know 830 to 530 there's ways to adjust all that but this if I would have walked into one of their

[00:32:10] parties you know like on a Thursday and I would have went okay this is a great place to party is this a business place now right now and he got he walked away with all that money. Shares of the flexible workspace provider felt 30% at 32%

[00:32:29] and extended trading after the Wall Street Journal reported the news that they're filing for bankruptcy they have fallen roughly 96% this year. Yeah. Now we'll look at the size of these buildings. I mean I don't know young people old people sure shit

[00:32:47] aren't going to know what any of this is and then young people do you need to go meet me at we work a fake white just meet me at Starbucks and I'm the old person going on

[00:32:55] fine with that or I rather meet me at a bar if you're going to pretend like your fake workplace is a bar why are we just going to a bar and then cut the bullshit that you're actually a company. Yeah just eat me at Sam's or Papa Chubbys.

[00:33:13] The best come by boat that's even better me and Papa Chubbys Lake of the Ozarks God I took my dad to physical therapy at the Lake Hospital and they do a wonderful job. But this is when you're in in the Ozarks so in the

[00:33:30] waiting room some of the stories young younger man probably late 30s we struck up a conversation about Aaron Rogers what he did and my dad was getting it on it and the guy goes yeah it's not the same.

[00:33:45] He's got to realize he's getting old because I'm I think he said 37 and he goes let me tell you what when I punch my truck it hurts now when I was a young man and I'd get mad and punch my truck didn't even affect my hand now

[00:34:00] I got broken bones and I'm here at therapy. I just kept wanting to go why are you so angry and what is it about and why are you punching your own truck like yeah if you figure you're punching your truck because

[00:34:14] you're angry but yeah that's the conversation I had waiting to go in. We work was previously valued at 47 billion in 2019 and a black spot for investors soft bank that soft bank they say all the money and that that guy gave him the money.

[00:34:36] I wouldn't have believed this guy is such a con man I'm like not the first one to pick up on things like that usually takes me out takes me a while but. Funko's not a con man. Funko's real. People like to collect things.

[00:34:57] That's why my portfolio is different than most people's I choose things that are light and fun and things that I might like Krispy Kreme donuts made a lot of money off Krispy Kreme donuts when they came out with the hot light.

[00:35:10] I was like oh my God all fatties will unite this place is going to blow up and it did. So that's it for we work sorry people update we have a trader update. Trump appointee who assaulted capital officers on January 6 that sentenced to nearly six years.

[00:35:33] Frederico Klein he wrote in a message ahead of the capital attack hell yeah I'm going on a Trump employee on a Trump appointee. Yeah his the judge said his conduct was shocking and egregious and sentence could have been higher had he not

[00:35:48] already been at home detention for two years. He admitted that he was intent on breaking into the building. Yeah what are you doing? Yeah here's a picture looks like a normal dude in a shirt. Yeah except there's a old Temi beer can in front of him that's weird.

[00:36:08] The government was seeking 10 years he got six six years you get this didn't put it by yourself and think of it think of what you did. Yeah he you can't stop this he got in the capital. He wedged a police shield right in between the doors

[00:36:23] helping to force the doors open and allow writers to continue their assault on the cops. That's always so weird to me about all this because Trump is pro cop and then these guys are assaulting cops and you have you you're a Trump person what are you doing

[00:36:38] your guy said no we're pro guys in blue men and women in blue yeah so there's worse they're still trickling in. As the family goes on trial in New York of on because that's testifying today. Well she said she couldn't come up to testify because it

[00:37:03] was midweek and her kids are in school lady courts don't work on weekends don't you watch law and order like the rest of us they always say well we'll wait till Monday to see about this right we don't have you can't that

[00:37:15] is a level of entitled forget about politics of just a level of blind entitled bullshit that you think court and we're acting like you don't have nannies I mean you're gonna do that premise like you're my sister who

[00:37:30] has to drive to Holiah's high school you are not my sister and then well if I'm not there's a long who's gonna pack up what about mustard the dog I mean my sister actually has response. And then I gotta take buster to get a haircut he's so hot

[00:37:47] it was really update. Sam bankman free. Another guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty but this made me laugh it's the tragically millennial vocabulary of the Sam bank and free trial now by the way they said he could be up to a sense to a hundred fifteen years my

[00:38:13] guess my odds board says 25 that's what I think you'll get it's one thing to type the word YOLO jokingly on Beyonce's Internet I didn't even know what that meant. Why oh oh yeah I don't know I don't know what YOLO was either had to look it up.

[00:38:35] You only live once that's what it means I thought it meant living your best life and then I did all those first letters and I was like no I'm not even close. I'll why be L would be mine libel libel. Christian drapey a former Almeida Alameda software engineer

[00:39:01] was put in a position of explaining YOLO you only live once as well as a phrase a YOLO thing to anyone who might be unfamiliar he was testifying about a recording on all on an Alameda all hands meeting in which Caroline Ellison that's

[00:39:17] the girlfriend confessed to taking FTX customer funds. Drapey said I'm sure it wasn't like a YOLO thing like they're typing corporate emails if I was part took a job at a place where this was in a corporate email I believe

[00:39:35] because I know you don't have human resources and then if you don't have that you're not a real company. No like I'm not a real company. I have a company and I signed my tax forms as a CEO but I don't have any employees except myself.

[00:39:51] Well you're not really an employee technically because we don't get paid for this. There's no there's no money coming here. There's wonderful croissants coming and then fun notebook I should talk to you about I would quit.

[00:40:11] So that the YOLO thing I get what it means it means like a throwaway like you only live once just go ahead and do it. There's a column called idiosync idiosyncratic PNL stuff. I don't profit and loss PNL statements. It's just the whole they these are corporate emails.

[00:40:37] The word stuff is used 24 times in a memo alone. There's quote trading stuff dev stuff. I don't know what that means business develop and this BD business development stuff right the writers among us will remember the use of I did a thing when people were promoting

[00:40:55] their work thing is frequently used by millennials in telling ways sure it's not as jarring as say doggo but once you realize how frequently it's usually can't unsee it. There are fewer of these in Ellison's memo. Four uses of thing and six uses of things besides the thing

[00:41:19] will I would leave this and then they use emojis like sad faces you what are you doing? This is a corporate email. I mean I do not want to be a serious person but if you have a serious company you kind of have to act like

[00:41:31] that to an extent. A friend of mine works at a I won't say where but there's corporate emails flying around and when the youngsters get hired like it so if there's an email chain and then it says confirmed that should be the end of the email chain but

[00:41:47] they just write back fuck yeah awesome like there's executive producers on that email like you and then they say who they'd like to see on shows like why don't you put my friends like what you can't well you can do it I guess

[00:42:03] I mean that's funny to me but these are like these are concerning when there's millions and millions of other people's money. Here's what this is a this is a conversation. She'd sing wrote continuing so far at about 120 million an hour.

[00:42:21] What is that referring to Ellison that's the girlfriend he is saying that they were continuing withdrawals about 120 million worth in the past hour. The lawyer you wrote back with a sad face. Why did you write a sad face.

[00:42:36] She wrote I mean I was terrified that's what I've been worried about for the past several months and was finally happening I thought at that point about everything about FTX and Alameda was going to come out. Yeah you know I hate to say trust trust a person into

[00:42:53] suit and tie more but this whole hoodie thing. If you're barefoot and a hoodie I'm running away from you as fast as I can that's all I know for sure. I mean I might be in a hoodie but have shoes on yeah update. This is a good one.

[00:43:10] Okay create okay remember the lady on the flight that my friend Kara Top was on where she went crazy a pretty young woman Tiffany go go go must. She called that guy reptile and said everybody needs to get off the plane and he's an alien and you're all

[00:43:30] going to die. Well she's finally sharing her details of her American Airlines meltdown and admits that she hoped the viral Delta diarrhea video would distract her from her own in flight incident it was not my best moment. Okay you know what is sometimes I hang up from customer

[00:43:51] service when speaking to another nation and they don't understand the accent so well and there are to have been times I would admit that I have gotten too mad and said I can't understand you or whatever at customer service after pushing 18 buttons and holding for hours.

[00:44:09] I would say those are not my best moments getting up on a plane and yelling someone is a quote fucking reptile. An alien or if you ate if you ate a bunch of weed you know you ate too many pot cookies just say that and

[00:44:27] everybody would understand that. Well those of us who've eaten weed which I never worked on me either I just fall asleep and stupid I wish it did and I would drink a lispy crazy plaintiff and crazy plane lady

[00:44:39] she revealed the details of her argument which led to the meltdown on American Airlines flight that went viral back in July. She was videoed and screamed that motherfucker back there is not real before being escorted off the American

[00:44:54] Airlines flight this one on outside to by the way there's videos of her outside I know exactly where it is at the Dallas Airport. I also think she might have been alone how many drinks did you have in the bar right the Dallas marketing executive

[00:45:08] playing these back she explained the background. I know all these people they always have some job that you're like okay well you're going to get fired now probably now you're gonna go that's cancel culture that what the Karen in New York in the park and it turns out

[00:45:26] you know they all have that's why they feel entitled to do this. She said she had become embroiled in a little bit of an altercation with another passenger and a quote spiraled out of control. It was not my best moment absolutely mortifying how horribly

[00:45:44] mortifying she added explaining her unwillingness to talk about the issue previously said the reason I probably haven't come out yet is that it's so cringe. Yeah. It's so cringe the fact that you just said that is cringe worthy just to say that you go it's cringe.

[00:46:04] You're just too tired to say worthy cringe worthy. When asked about the now infamous words which viewers said she's suggested she'd seen a ghost or an alien she simply said I literally did not see anything it was an expression of speech my entire life.

[00:46:24] I've never looked at somebody instead that's a fucking reptile they're making me look batshit and given I did I mean I looked crazy but I was in my feels. I hate that in my feels it means it's well I've heard it

[00:46:44] said I was having all the feels meaning you have a lot of emotion at the time try to keep up paddles with anybody that's under 45. I was in my feels needed to get it needed to get off I was highly distressed not a good look.

[00:47:03] She would not elaborate on the cause of the argument or whether it's since been resolved or simply saying she'd give it up her I'll see because as you heard me saying I'm only five foot two in my little brassy ass voice bratty

[00:47:15] ass voice there was really bad energy and I don't want to get into all details of that as you know it's ongoing. She said she was felt unable to leave her home for about four weeks after the incident you should sit there with

[00:47:31] a therapist for a lot longer than that and tell me why if you're not drunk and you haven't eaten too many weed candies or something you're hollering that people are aliens and we're all going to die and then the whole

[00:47:43] flights got to get off you know she acts like I was in my feels no no no the whole goddamn plane had to get off caretile then all the people have to be in what's the FAA rules with the flight attendants

[00:47:53] they have to come off to be interviewed it's all Jesus there's no playbook to go in viral just a normal person contrary what people think and after all this when viral my life did change. Yeah, you have live as if there's a camera on all the time

[00:48:09] what's that one post you see dances if no one is watching live as if everyone is watching how about that she's learning to have a sense of humor. She's learning to have a sense of humor for the longest time I couldn't laugh.

[00:48:23] It is funny now the time has passed. No, it's it's not you know one funny to that day caretile right who had to get off the plane boom boom boom delayed misconnections. To do the statements to do the statements at the

[00:48:40] foot hold on that the flight the flight attendants said they felt the aircraft needed to be rescreened. Yeah, I would too. She says you're all going to die. Well, I'm not really comfortable anymore. Unless she said I ate to me pot cookies.

[00:48:56] They had to do a full re-screening of the aircraft. She attempted to get back through TSA several times after being removed lady just say you were drunk or whatever you'd be better off just saying I was hammered. I don't know.

[00:49:12] They took her back to a terminal where she was waiting for an Uber. She was issued a ticket for criminal trespass notice but refused to sign it. She was never arrested. Yeah, here's some more white privilege coming at you. Right. You're getting tickets.

[00:49:25] Yeah, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, I don't accept. I don't accept reject reject reject. She's graduated of Oklahoma State University lives in a two million dollar home in Lakewood neighborhood. She's the founder of a marketing firm in Dallas called uppercut marketing. I was in my feels.

[00:49:45] I was in my feels. Move it on. Holy shit. They found it. I said, I said that this is this is compliments of my research assistant termite research assistant. Dax also when he's not being a termite assistant research person. He is a drummer and cheap trick. Yes.

[00:50:13] Oh, he sent me this one. This one because it came out and I didn't see it. San Jose shipwreck shipwreck to be dubbed the holy grail to be exhumed off of Columbia with 20 billion in sunken treasure in it. Yep. 200 tons of gold, silver and emerald.

[00:50:31] I want to see the emerald could be floating on the Caribbean within months after Columbia declared a national mission to recover the treasure. The Spanish galleon San Jose sank off the Colombian port of Carton Nega after its powder magazines detonated during a skirmish with the British in 1708.

[00:50:51] On board were treasures worth up to 20 billion in today's money along with 600 sailors all but 11 who went down with the ship. Wow. That's times. Colombian government announced a new team of Navy divers. So in this is in 2015 they had new Navy, but they couldn't get it up.

[00:51:11] Last year another team brought back a jaw drop jaw dropping images of the perfectly preserved cargo. The government said it will be raised before President Gustavo Petro ends his term in office in 2026. There's going to be an almighty fight over who owns

[00:51:29] the wreck a U.S. firm claiming it found the boat and their demand they're claiming they found it and demanding half the loot also laying claims of the Spanish government and an indigenous group. Well, it was owned by the Spanish crown. I don't know.

[00:51:48] I finders keepers why don't we split it 3 ways? Spain the people who found it and then the Colombian government before ways the indigenous people they should get everything back. Yeah. They have gold coins. Then it just gets into the fighting about who owns it.

[00:52:11] But I want to see the emeralds. And then can you get in trouble for going diving around there and maybe one fell off. Maybe I could get a what shoot. No, I don't dive like that. I only snorkel and I've even stopped at

[00:52:28] all these shit they found it an endangered by sea bison spotted for the first time in decades. I love it when they all say an animal doesn't exist a big one and then they take a picture of it and go oh shit man we thought that thing died

[00:52:42] out died out. Well there has to be at least two a wildlife sanctuary in Thailand captured deciding of a rare bison for the first time in 37 years. Video footage recorded in the early days of October at the such and such wildlife sanctuary captured

[00:52:57] an endangered bison endangered bison roaming in the dark hours the bison known as boss Garrus locally had been endangered in for decades the sighting which confirmed the president of the bison in the sanctuary reignited hopes a small group of bite bison might be living at the sanctuary.

[00:53:15] We guys not alone. How would you they're going to have a lot of cameras out there. I just like it. It's a boss Garrus that's what they call it's it's a crazy looking thing but I'm not sure it looks different than a lot of other

[00:53:32] bison I've seen but how many of I really seen Kathleen just out West and American West in Canada. Right. News. We move on. This is awesome. This is so great. Yeah there was a lot of updates this week. Michelangelo secret drawing room in Florence

[00:53:56] opens to the public for the first time. Now dang it I was in Florence many many years ago and so wonderful city this I didn't even know this existed more or less after nearly five decades since its initial discovery these old pigs have been keeping

[00:54:13] his quiet for 50 years. The room the room believed to have served as Michelangelo's refuge from political enemies in 1530 is now open to the public. The compact space measuring 10 meters in length 3 meters in width and a reaching a height of 2.5. No.

[00:54:32] I can't read that anyway it's a very narrow like hallway type thing. It became a canvas of the artist who sketched dozens of drawings for the walls for the first time ever the unique space will be accessible to the public from November 5th 15th to March 30th 2024

[00:54:51] and can be reached through the new sacristy with the Medici chapels museum in floor in Florence. You can tell it's totally his drawings unless it could be a student I guess but the story of his secret room. Yeah. In November 1975 Paulo del Pogato the then director of the

[00:55:14] museum of Medici chapels was hired to conduct cleaning experience experiments in a narrow passage below the new sacristy. This was part of a preliminary preliminary inspection to find a suitable area for creating a new museum exit instead of finding a new passageway they found his room. Oh wow.

[00:55:37] The small chamber served as a charcoal storage between space until 1955 afterward it was left uns unused sealed and forgotten about for decades beneath the trap door hidden beneath a stack of wardrobes furniture and furnishings during these wall tests were stored discovered under

[00:55:57] layers of plasters a series of drawings depicting famous various figures. These were traced and charred with wooden sticks off often overlapping in various sizes. Most of these drawings were attributed to Michelangelo. Can you imagine you open some trap door under a nightstand and you go down there

[00:56:15] and you're like oh my God. His theory was that Michelangelo shot the sought refuge in this room when Giovanni Battista somebody he was hiding from the Pope. The Pope was angry with the Pope's those popes were always crazy back then. Yeah. The Pope was angry because Michelangelo

[00:56:36] during the period when the Medici family was exiled from the city had worked as a fortification supervisor for this always mad because he's working for this family he kicked out. Yeah. So they're definitely they look like every Michael Michelangelo drawing I've ever seen.

[00:56:52] So you'll have to call will put it in this notes if you happen to be going to Florence. The secret room would be accessible exclusively by reservation. The maximum of four people accompanied by group up to a limit of a hundred people a week will be open Monday

[00:57:07] through Saturday's maximum stay in the room is 15 minutes. Yeah you can't yeah. You have to go down a narrow staircase so unfortunately is not accessible to disabled people. So there you go. You want to go I would totally go it would be amazing. Yeah.

[00:57:28] But a lot of people skip Florence and go to Rome or it's beautiful and it's not as crowded is Rome Rome so crowded. Yeah. It's still cool. I have do you have some money sitting around people. Now this is something I might spend my

[00:57:47] money on when we're talking about crazy auction shit but I wouldn't have this kind of money to spend this on this. Do do you have six hundred thousand dollars battles not on would you like to own Andy Warhol's watch. I kind of would do

[00:58:06] because it's actually kind of unisex the picture looks like a Shinola from Detroit it could be a man or woman in addition to be a traveling artist Andy Wall is one of history's most prolific shoppers. He bought so much shit in one of his

[00:58:19] places in New York he had to just move. Yeah it's in it just got too cluttered and he but he didn't want to throw anything out like he had hoarder hoarder tendencies. It's yes very but he had the money in 1988 the year after his death

[00:58:36] saw the bees needed a 10 day sale to dispense with all of his belongings which included enormous enormous quality quantities of pottery is textiles and over 175 prize cookie jars. He liked he like cookie jars he am at but he also amassed a massive cache of watches

[00:58:56] 313 of which came up for sale in 1998. He was an avid collector piling up Fred Flintstone and Judy Jetson watches as well as rare Rolexes and Patek I don't believe I don't know how you I don't fancy watches. One of his most impressive ones

[00:59:16] though is coming up for auction in December Christy's auction house will put his Warhol his Patek Patek Patek I don't know I said Philippe even without it's very complicated a watch that tracks the correct day date month until the year 2010 and then and and and and

[00:59:40] and I don't know how to say it there they think they can get $600,000 but I thought these watches were all like 250 anyway right Patek Philippe okay now we've all learned something termites yeah um his previous watch sold for 101 the same kind 101 thousand dollars

[01:00:04] the biggest prize so far was a pink Rolex that sold for 471,000 Swiss francs it's it's quite simple I like the simplicity of it. Um well we'll see that'll be an update how much does he get I bet somebody will totally pay 600,000 dollars for that

[01:00:23] but then the thing is I'd want to wear it well and then I'd end up spilling something on it or you know not good things speaking of art I have two basket things yes a long seen un uh long unseen basket self portrait going up at Sotheby's

[01:00:42] and it is awesome and it there's they're going there's that net at 60 million wow yeah the it's awesome um it's eight foot tall so you get your money's worth it's big yeah I don't like it when it's up for auction it's this big

[01:01:00] what am I going to do with that yeah um where is it been though so the dot oh I didn't watch that one right um I'm not sure I thought it was going to say where it had been um the painting was last seen publicly in 1999

[01:01:19] when it was sold at Christie's for 772,000 dollars it'll go on display for the first time when Sotheby's New York out so who did it so secret that's why I'm fascinated by the art world everything is a big fucking secret it's a there's a lot of dirty secrets

[01:01:35] if you get into the art thing about that whole place in Switzerland that underground cave that has all the yeah but I guess they're so valuable and there's a print and they're they're putting that up to that's pretty good um

[01:01:51] and it well though they already did this one it brought 1.1 million in so if you're a Basquiat person it's a big week lots of things happening moving on to less hard things Dunkin Donuts you want free donuts for the rest of the year the year that's right

[01:02:08] I don't love their donuts I'm more of a local donut person lady not to be a hipster I don't know I just think local places do better than chains on donuts I love grocery store donuts yeah the cheaper kind of donut the better to me

[01:02:26] like the fancy donuts they're always too rich and thick they're more like a dessert I want a donut with a coffee a run donut meaning I can still go run after this I got shit to do Dunkin Donuts giving way free donuts every Wednesday

[01:02:39] for the rest of the year members of the free Dunkin Donuts loyalty program will receive a classic donut for the with the purchase of any drink each Wednesday until December 31st it's one of the latest menu additions that celebrate the holiday season old P

[01:02:56] see this is going to confuse old people because they're going to want the free donut but they're not going to understand the app no that's where they got to have their kids put it on their form and go when you want your donut dad hit that

[01:03:09] all of Dunkin Donuts are included in the deal so they're not being they're not being cheap skates and going are we only met those yeah that's the kind of crap where you're like easier including its seasonal chocolate vanilla and strawberry frosted donuts

[01:03:23] if you're not part of the Dunkin's reward loyalty program though you will not be allowed to participate don't even think about it yeah sign up get free donut every Wednesday their coffee is fine it's an East Coast thing mostly I find it to be dunk my friend Mike

[01:03:43] Kathleen we're going to go for some dunks later I don't know Mike if you say so we're going their coffee is fine though he got me one one time that I can't remember what it was it was super good and their lines aren't as long as starbucks

[01:04:00] well people standing them though the one at the national airport forget it um Goldie Hawn says she was paralyzed before being touched by God like aliens what did you say what I don't like to do a lot of pop culture stories about

[01:04:20] because I don't really know a lot of people except the people I choose but I do know who Goldie Hawn is why she came out with this story right now I don't have any idea she think she thinks triangular shape aliens touched her face

[01:04:34] and she says they felt like God right the 77 year old private Benjamin actress said she was paralyzed when she saw what she described as silver extra teresials who had slashes for mouths and tiny noses she told apple podcast oh that's right about her out of world experience

[01:04:52] and says which she says happened when she woke up after falling asleep in her car while stargazing in west covena california who's really it was this like if I was going to stargaze I'd get out of my car it was this high high high frequency she says

[01:05:15] and I looked out the window and I saw these two or three triangular shaped heads Goldie who has a son actor son Oliver daughter Kate 44 and her ex musician ex husband Bill Hudson as well as her son but I don't care

[01:05:29] so the aliens were pointing at me in a car as if they were discussing me hmm and it felt like she was their subject it was the most benevolent loving feeling this was powerful as filled with light at the time of her close encounter

[01:05:45] she was working as a dancer at the medley land Christian center near Disneyland just after the incident blah blah blah she also revealed that she was sent to a psychologist after a scary experience using cannabis in the 1960s about the same time she encountered the aliens weird

[01:06:04] well maybe your cannabis was laced with a little something who as Lewis would say God knows what they were doing in the 60s besides running around joining cults Lou wow that's a good last story no no no this is crazy people are just fuck not bananas sometimes

[01:06:33] an arrogant passenger runs on tarmac to be let on the plane after showing up late forcing the pilot to kill the engine well I know first of them I'm like what country is this happening in because you shouldn't be allowed to have an airport

[01:06:52] shocking footage shows the passengers sprinting towards the aircraft and shouting up at the pilot before she was arrested on Wednesday hold on an arrogant woman push past airport security to get out onto the runway before running under the nose of the plane

[01:07:09] so it's probably like Burbank or one of those ones where it's still illegal well I know but I'm saying people are probably picturing like at Nashville if you ran down the thing the planes the Jet Bridge of planes either there it's not

[01:07:25] but if you take like Burbank Airport in California you walk you walk outside to your plane well this woman Pat so it had done boarding and it was leaving and she just bolted pay you could it Burbank get past people

[01:07:38] I if you're shocking them they're not expecting it so on lookers watching to believe it disbelief is she she was shouting at the pilot to let her on the plane can you imagine get it get it out to the tarmac they go hey hey hey

[01:07:53] hey me down here hey luckily the pilot killed the engine just in time this was called Canterbury Airport in Australia the woman turns and runs away from the jet after it becomes apparent she won't be let on the flight

[01:08:12] one man Dennis caught the caddak seen on camera people were a little flat footed and didn't know what to do exactly you catch it by surprise nobody ever does that um that we were thinking that somebody gonna stop her

[01:08:26] she's trying to yell at the pilot trying to get his attention she was jumping up and down it was bizarre he described the area behavior to post on social media a lady who had missed her flight clearly thought she could still catch it

[01:08:37] she ran past the staff at the door ran down on the tarmac and ran up to the plane luckily the pilot was worn or spotted her and killed the engine it was bound for Adelaide and they arrested her about 7 30 p.m. they've opened an investigation I mean

[01:08:56] to think that that would work that's my favorite part well shit I'll just run out there and wave and then then then you think they're gonna undo the thing and go oh shit sorry Sharon I know Jeff it was horrible I know I know

[01:09:13] I know what it's like you leave your you lost your keys and you can't get out of the house I know come on you're good don't worry about it this is crazy so this nautical chart sold at auction for $239,000

[01:09:32] it's revealed to be the fourth oldest kind in the world and it's now gonna sell for 7.5 million dollars somebody sold it yeah huh Christy's did it well yep it's a map of the waterways of the Mediterranean and Europe they said it was an unusual map

[01:09:56] and gave it a hundred to $100,000 estimate then it sold for that and then they proved that there's only four left 7 million somebody's got to be fired over that who's my map person Bob Bob remember that map yeah well idiot this is kind of crazy

[01:10:22] scientists are studying a 116 year old woman from San Francisco San Francisco born grandma who's the oldest woman in the world to learn her secrets and develop cures for diseases Maria Brannis from Spain is 115 years old with no major health conditions

[01:10:44] she credits eating natural yogurt and exploring nature for her longevity right no she's not smoking right you have to say it she has no healthy issues other than hearing and mobility issues the super grandmother who regularly updates her followers oh we've talked about this lady

[01:11:04] she was she lives in Spain but she was born in San Francisco she regularly tweets she survived the Spanish Civil War and the deadly earthquake in the US and a major fire she advises anyone on living a long life to cut out toxic toxic people and avoid excess

[01:11:25] okay that's easy that's easy enough to do good life coach things so far nobody's gone oh because usually they go now don't drink okay she has zero cardiovascular problems no memory issues she can recount stories from age 4 as if they happened yesterday

[01:11:43] she's think they've taken DNA samples including saliva blood near she lives in northern Spain she's completely lucid she remembers with impressive clarity episodes from long ago she has no diseases that most old people have she returned to Spain as a child she's always eating a little

[01:12:11] but she eats everything and I've never followed any regime I've now suffered from any illness or been through an operating room never been in an operating room wow yeah here's her she previously tweeted here's the secrets to a good life order tranquility fine

[01:12:34] good connection with family and friends fine contact with nature fine emotional stability fine lots of positivity and away from toxic people she also believes it comes down to genes and luck yeah well there's that yeah it's clear that there's a genetic component

[01:12:51] because there are several members of her families in her family who are 90 years old wow that's why Lewis Black is gonna live forever he has he'll be a deity she has a daughter who's 90 and a son who died in an accident when he was 77

[01:13:06] can you imagine a nine year old daughter no say I gotta get my kid over here to drive me to the grocery store and 90 year old rocks up oh my god alright termites we are gonna leave you with that little story on how to live your life

[01:13:24] that was nice I've got a lot of things coming up Taylor quote oh yeah I gotta do my no I finished the whole show with that these are just the entire show the entire show paddles play along to our format we're formatted this doesn't look organized

[01:13:40] but it's very organized I work hard on organization merch holiday long sleeve shirt it's super fun is available tomorrow Thursday yeah right because this goes up yeah and we're gonna throw DVDs up on the website people at shows are asking for them I didn't think anybody wanted them

[01:14:01] gonna throw them up on the website gone mad again I think there's mad again again ones I don't even know what's in my giant closet and CDs and CDs yeah people still want them well by mercury that guy who made me my stevenix

[01:14:15] when I listened to it on the video that guy was very nice upcoming shows Denver there's two this weekend first show sold out sold out second show still tickets that's at 8.30 I know that seems very late Jesus I remember in comedy words with Denver

[01:14:39] we used to do 8.10 in midnight nobody complained no no and then out so when I started at St. Louis at the funny bone we did 8.10 in midnight at the funny bone there and there was this guy Al canal and Al talked like that

[01:14:51] Al and he talked like that in the midnight show everybody was just drunk and he go okay I hate to think I'm not really drunk we're going to we're going to everybody has an Al impression by the way it's not just me

[01:15:04] we're going to start the show about 12.20 they won't notice they won't notice the different cut they're drunk and then the opener you're gonna do like 5 a segment the middle act you're gonna do that 15 tight headliner 35 wow I'm like well that's kind of a rip off

[01:15:20] because the other shows are longer than that he go I said I mean they're drunk they're not gonna know and I'm like okay well then I guess I'll have a beer too anyway Denver then the villages the 17th that's November 17th at 18th

[01:15:33] I just did a little radio gig on the phone with those guys too it was very fun Eugene Oregon Portland Oregon Seattle Oregon then next year Wichita I haven't been there in forever it's been a long time Tulsa it's been a while but I did a casino there

[01:15:49] can't remember which one Satah Rosa and Wheatland are make up days for the shows I had to cancel to go home for my dad then Salawiyabismal Monterey Birmingham and Atlanta both of those I love Atlanta is the Cobb Energy Center yeah it's fun it's big

[01:16:12] it's big big big and tickets are selling great and Birmingham's great too Scottsdale, Arizona talking stick you can't be talking stick that place is great Chattanooga, Huntsville love them both easy to get to this is how old I've become how far is it who's asking

[01:16:29] am I gonna have to take two flights Detroit March 1st and 2nd that's a Friday and a Saturday Detroit I will see you at the Royal Oak Music Hall yeah it's fun Dayton, Indy, San Antonio Austin, Marietta, Ohio Cincinnati Terry Town Terry Town

[01:16:53] that's what they say in the Midwest you gonna go to Terry Town Wilmington, Delaware that's always a good gig and then Thousand Oaks, California nice also podcast wise so you guys know I love the Murders podcast my little friend Manny Matney I did her podcast

[01:17:14] like we did a switch one so that will be a special episode of this next week and it will be posted if you're interested I had questions for her about doing all the reporting on that whole murder deal I'm obsessed with true crime

[01:17:30] and we just had a really fun talk she's one of the youngsters that works her ass off she got a book coming out that's why I'm helping hope to help what? oh blood on their hands is the title of it yeah it's about the entire thing

[01:17:46] and the whole thing which is still ongoing because he's probably gonna get a new trial it's just unbelievable we'll put it in the schnoz and then the daily blast live if you don't go to the daily blast live I usually don't like the upbeat

[01:18:04] I don't know in the morning it's always weird hey everybody's jacked up but these guys are fun because they're smart um okay we're gonna go out on it to Taylor and Dolly quote this is Taylor maybe you aren't meant to fit in maybe you're meant to stand out

[01:18:22] oh okay I'll think about it Tay-Tay Dolly these are random openings um oh on her relationship with God this is an interview in the times when I'm a little bit bad I have a chat with God I ask for his forgiveness

[01:18:52] and then go straight back out there and party again oh wow nice yeah that's a good one alright termites we will see you down the road I met a lot of termites in St. Louis and random places in Denver I'm not everybody knows where I'm gonna go

[01:19:12] everybody knows where I'm gonna go with Denver where I always go um I can't wait for those shows because it's super fun and I love my relatives sometimes it's a lot to take it's a lot of details to take care of

[01:19:28] I have to make sure there's enough bartenders blah blah blah people will revolt and then they've all been drinking and a couple of my relatives were super duper hammered and I'm like what is up with so-and-so I won't mention names

[01:19:40] and they're like Kathleen you forgot they've been drinking since the Mizzou game started I'm like oh right I forgot the Mizzou game was the football was starting at 230 so by the time I meet up with those guys it's 10.30 at night 8 hours of boi oi oi oi oi