Episode 146: Tracking JAWS On Cape Cod, Violent Otters, & The Worst US State to Retire In

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Turbites! Well, I just dragged a little bigger. Buy her a ticket by letter. Episode 146!

[00:00:31] Baby Cat is up here. So if all this equipment falls down, it means that she has tripped over everything. I don't know why she's so needy.

[00:00:40] Today? I think I was gone too long. I know. Even Chappos being extra sweet. Where was I? Cape Cod. Cape Cod Massachusetts. The Cape Cod in my early time.

[00:00:52] Now, I'm not usually one to be excited to be in a tent or in the round. It turned out to be great. It was actually super cool. Like I want to do it again as soon as possible.

[00:01:03] Hopefully meaning next summer. We were pretty much sold out. Everybody was so nice. And I got to meet Kate Madigan, an assistant general manager of the New Jersey Devils.

[00:01:16] Hockey. If you're not a sports person. Her dad, Jim, which is my uncle's name. Jim Madigan. Athletic director at Northeastern. He was really fun and her mom.

[00:01:27] And then my brother Joe came and his wife and the kids and I think his 20-something, my nephews may have eaten Melissa Ethers just donuts.

[00:01:37] Now, this is why it's confusing with the rock people though. I bring in my purse and bar napkins with words on it. That's all I have. Kelly McFarland was the opener. So, so, so, so funny.

[00:01:50] She's a comedian too. I mean, on her own. She doesn't always just be an opening act, but she likes to go on the road when she can.

[00:01:57] And Kelly shows up with a purse and that's it. We don't have any requirements. Melissa Ethridge was performing the following night in the tent and her people had to get there at 7am to start.

[00:02:10] Yeah, I'm like, I would quit. This is too much work. I mean, I don't think she's getting there at 7. I think those weren't her personal donuts.

[00:02:19] Someone had clearly set up the green room for the next thing. And because I was like, huh, donuts. That's weird. I didn't think about people getting there. It's 10 o'clock at night.

[00:02:29] Yeah, it's 10 o'clock at night. Why are there glazed donuts in a thing from a thing? But anyway, great crowd. And so I'm drinking a Cape Cod beer and I got to go see in Cape Cod. On Cape Cod, whatever. Look, this is my wrist, Miss Richfield 1981.

[00:02:46] Got bobblehead because his show was so, so funny. Him and, yeah, right. I should say her. Her and Dame Edna. My all time favorites because they're funny. Drag queens. Yeah, he's drag queen. She's a drag queen. Sorry if I keep fucking that up.

[00:03:04] Because like I like a drag brunch. It's fun because the music is fun and everybody's lip-syncing and it's just high energy. But if I'm going to go see the whole show, I'd rather it be funny and Miss Richfield.

[00:03:17] So, so, so funny. And I saw my funny friend Judy Gold. Yeah, she did a show too. So I got to see that, which was super fun. And so many things came back through the tent.

[00:03:29] And it was so weird because when I walk out of the area they give me, I'm just with people around the tent. Yeah, well, there's like, hey, can we get a picture?

[00:03:40] I'm like, sure, where am I? Okay, sure. You can get a picture. You can get all the pictures you want. Everybody was very, very, very nice. And Kelly was super hilarious. Go see Kelly on her own.

[00:03:50] Go see, go do Kelly McFarland. You can find her online. No problem. Shnotes. Shnotes. We'll put it in the shnotes. Very, very funny. And she had a bunch of new stuff that was so, so funny. And I had some new jokes too. That was super fun.

[00:04:07] This is the weirdest thing ever before I get into anything. This is my Cape Cod beer though. It's called Mine Benner American Pale Ale. It's got a little lobster on it. Before I go back to that.

[00:04:21] So I think I said on this podcast, I voted for a councilman in Nashville. He's nonpartisan. The councilmen don't run as Republicans or Democrats. And I briefly looked him up because his 85 year old mother called me. What?

[00:04:35] She called my cell phone. I don't know how she got my cell phone. And she's like, well, good, good afternoon. And I was like, hello. She's like, I'm Sherard Eddington's mama. I call him from Alabama. I'm 82 or 85 or something.

[00:04:48] And I wanted to know if you would vote for him. I said, sure. Like I don't, I never, but I didn't even pay attention who was running for Metro console because I've been gone so long and not focused.

[00:04:58] And so I did. And I went up and I voted for him. And there were two of his people, two women outside. And then I said, oh, I talked to his mother. Like I almost didn't answer the phone because it said Alabama.

[00:05:14] And I was like, well, it could be my friend, Vic Henley's family members. And there's more than, you know, I do know enough people in Alabama, but usually you'd be in my phone, but I'm like, well, whatever. And I answered it.

[00:05:26] And so I went and voted for him. And I tweeted a picture to him and said, I did it. I couldn't find your mama. Mama wouldn't have that polling place. She was somewhere else. Listen to this letter he sent back. This guy went to Yale.

[00:05:39] He's crazy. And he just looks so friendly. He's a pastor of some sort. I really should have done more research before I just ran away. Both for people, but as I liked his mom, she was hilarious.

[00:05:50] She's like, now if you see him, you need to tell him I need a name tag because I want people to know if I've spoken to them that I'm his mama. And so I tweeted him, you better get your mama a name tag.

[00:06:00] She'd highly pissed off about this. He got 12 hours. Yeah. He sent me, he said, Kathleen, you tweet about my Alabama mama's call. He was a high point of election day. If not my entire campaign, I'm a fan of your comedy through the pop and Tom show.

[00:06:16] That's a shout out back. Yeah. US your US tour stories is one of my favorite. My mother, an old liberal, which from Alabama came up from Mobile, August 3rd to the election. She wanted to help me campaign.

[00:06:29] I told the best things she could do to make calls to people who had not yet voted. I printed a list and saw your name and thought, hey, this person has the same name as that comedian. Little did I know.

[00:06:40] Then that night I checked Twitter and saw you tweeted about my mom and I got so excited. Sorry, I wasn't at the poll when you voted the listen to this, the young woman you met is Masuda.

[00:06:49] She fled Afghanistan when the Taliban took over and she's lived with us for the past while. Long story as became our second daughter. She works at Walmart. She's about to start a second year in nursing school. Amazing young one.

[00:07:00] Anyway, he said, thanks for a great laugh on election day. I'm going to follow this man's career no matter where he goes. I'm going to stalk Sherard Eddington. That was just sweet to take the time you didn't have to.

[00:07:11] You could have just, this is where though I think he's not old, but like he's not, you know, you could have just tweeted me back. This is sweet. It's got stationery. Yeah, it's adorable. So note to other people running if you have a funny mom,

[00:07:28] put her on the phones. I don't even know how they have my number. It was correct though. Because you were a registered voter. But why would they have my cell phone? Because it's in your records. I don't believe that. Okay. Well, let the Canadian tell you first.

[00:07:44] I'm going to start with. So somebody this is like, it's probably the company I love so much out of Iowa. They make the funny maps and stuff. So this is a map of New England. And they've got somebody brought that to you. Yeah.

[00:08:00] Where Montreal is, it just says the French. They don't even care. New Brunswick. It says, what is this? Nova Scotia, trailer park boys. This is how they're identifying. It's a New England stereotype map. Maine, it's got Stephen King, lobster, lobster, lobster's at lighthouses.

[00:08:17] And then Northern Maine, it said no civilization. People eat each other. For this, who could go and made it says Wiccacald, Vermont, hippie college students and Bernie Sanders, Maple syrup for a superior to Canada cows in the hills. Oh. I know. Well, that's what they're saying.

[00:08:36] New Hampshire, the south of the north. Cheap booze and fireworks. Massachusetts, they got Boston, center of the universe. Then that below that free Tom Brady, below that cram bag bags. They've got all of Connecticut quote on probation. And then they've got Rhode Island.

[00:09:00] They think it's Rhode Island is just criminals. And then New York, they just have marked as evil. Evil. And then outside of the force field, everything's non-existent. It's just so funny because I think this is how people who don't,

[00:09:13] I mean, I don't, I never know where I'm at in the Northeast. I do and I like it all, but I don't really know where I'm at. No. So many things came backstage. It's just some quick shout outs and then we're going to move on.

[00:09:24] There are so many funny things too. Patty and Joe, they brought back, a bunch of beer. I got a bunch of beer, some greenies for the cats. The cats are so excited they haven't had the salmon flavor. Yeah, some goldfish. Very, very nice.

[00:09:37] They also brought you your hot sauce. Oh, my hot sauce pajama. Yeah, I couldn't get through it this week, but... Next we'll give you a wear-up. This one, the lapstick ad is missing. But all this stuff came backstage and they were not going to take it

[00:09:57] at the box office and I apologized for that. But somebody tweeted me, they're not taking stuff, so we got that straightened out. You can bring stuff if you want. I probably would not bring food you made because they will freak out about that.

[00:10:11] I'm like nobody's trying to kill me. Do we need to test this, Miss Madigan? I know, do we need to test this? It's cheesecake. I think we're good. I think we're fine. This is from Ann and Tara. Oh, they want to know my favorite bar in Cleveland

[00:10:24] because they're going. It's the Harbor Inn. It's down in the flats. Don't expect a lot. I mean, just saying. It's a dive bar. It's got the old-timey bowling machine where you get the brown ball and it goes and cuts over the rivets.

[00:10:41] Try to go in the day, it won't be as crowded. So I'm saying eat first. They don't have food. It's like an old fisherman's... Yeah. This was the Pills Nerd Lager and I gave a lot of the beer. I tried to taste them all. To my nephews.

[00:11:00] Well, they just drank it. I know, I got off stage and I'm like, you guys couldn't save me one, Mick Ultra. God damn it! I'm like, where did... My brother's like, yeah, I think they depleted your supply. I'm like, that is totally fine

[00:11:14] but you gotta save me one. Do you know how hot it was in that tent? Yes, you were in the tent. It was hot as shit. This person has the most perfect handwriting and I'm like, I don't know if it's fancy and rick. It's like perfect.

[00:11:28] Or is this printed? No. This is someone's handwriting. They brought me the Mr. Richfield bobblehead. So great. And some wine and Cape beer and Cape chips. Anything... You just gotta go see Mr. Richfield. It's not... Mr. Richfield performs everywhere. So you can go... Put it in the schnoz.

[00:11:50] Put it in the schnoz, yeah. Awesome beers. These chips, which I'll be tasting, these are wise from Boston. That's the other thing. North of Boston on that map. They just have witches for sale. I've been to Salem. It's an adorable town. You should all go.

[00:12:12] These are wise onion and garlic. Delicious. Dangerously good. Burwick Pia, they're from Burwick. I got them from Buster. Pennsylvania. I didn't even notice that was an owl. Yeah. Those are A plus. I'm gonna get those away from me. Jill and Sarah brought beer. The Stony Creek beer.

[00:12:38] Oh, we had in the hand Clyde sale coasters. Thank you for that. I got that. Can I have one? You can have one of the coasters you can pick. There's four. Melissa... More Cape Cod beer came backstage. I did give some to Kelly for her husband Eric.

[00:12:56] He loves a good IPA. Nice. My nephews wouldn't drink the hot ones. Right. Save you one, Aunt Cat. Yeah. Do you have any more beer? I just got off stage. I don't know if there's more beer. Go buy one out front. Janet and Rosemary. They're sisters.

[00:13:22] Cape Cod has moshacks in any other place in the world according to National Geographic. Their food seals have overpopulated. I've read that. They've tried to bring the seal population back, and I did get out there to Kayak. And they brought me a shock pop, I tell you.

[00:13:36] It's hilarious. I should have probably thought more harder about getting in that kayak. And I started to get real nervous. Well, because in the beginning it's not deep. I can see the bottom. I'm like, this is fine. I'll just tool along here.

[00:13:52] I'm like, I'll just go in the house. And then it started getting deeper. And then I started having super paranoid thoughts in my head. But they're probably not paranoid. They're probably valid. I turned around. Yeah. Like, yeah.

[00:14:08] Then then, but the kid when I left, he goes, let me see. No, if you see any seals or sharks. I'm like, are you serious? I think you very much was serious. And then I thought this is a way to die. This is stupid. I don't know. Yeah.

[00:14:24] Kelly and Kim brought me potato chips. Great beers. Got those. Beer from Syracuse. This lady prefers the Guinness or vodka, but she had everything something that said Syracuse on it. Love the pubcast. Thank you. And last but not least, there's probably even more I'll do.

[00:14:42] I would have a tough time packing it all in a great way. Oh, this is the girl I met that I gave a high five to when I got to say, when you go down in the tent,

[00:14:50] you're passing everybody and then when you cut it was kind of fun. Like I never, she had a Cardinals tank top on. Yeah. But I never get to like when I leave stage, I just go, well, I just go by and then I run off into the darkness.

[00:15:02] But this year running back through the people, I felt like a baseball player. Yeah, I feel like I just hit a home run or something and I'm just going through and yeah, it was super fun. She had a rough time but everything's turning around for her.

[00:15:16] So I'm glad to hear that. That was a Wendy. Cool. So high five, shout out Wendy. I'm glad you're like everything's getting better in your life and I'm glad you love the pubcast. Now, thank you termites all of you, Massachusetts and wherever else you came from

[00:15:32] to make it to high Anas. Yes. How'd you like driving the Cape? I did not like driving the Cape and I'll tell you why. I wanted to take, but see this is again a Midwestern's not having knowledge. I should have called Kelly. Kelly knows everything

[00:15:48] about the Northeast. She would have told me it was a frustrating drive. There's a lot of traffic. So the whole idea of oh, I'm going to drive Cape Cod because I've never driven it. I've always taken the ferry or one time I flew there and Cape Air

[00:16:02] or something. I didn't really wasn't comfortable with that because I know everybody's lying about their weight. Yeah, you Pete Pete P town is the northernmost tip and then you can come all the way down as much when you're coming from Boston. You're coming up the other way.

[00:16:14] And the traffic was just like you'd have to just get out there and stay for a couple weeks or you're going to get really frustrated. Like I just couldn't, I mean, and then it goes down to one lane and you're like what? What the fuck?

[00:16:28] Why couldn't we fix? I don't understand during COVID why we didn't fix all these road problems. Some people did. Some people worked on stuff. By the way, Cape Madigan bought me Cape Cod Cranberry Candy. It's dark chocolate covered cranberries. Alright, it's really good. Wow, I like the cranberries.

[00:16:46] Yeah, well, yeah, that's a little sweet for me. What you gonna taste your other chips? What? Oh these are Cape Cod chips. Yeah, but I think they serve these on Delta. A termite left those. A termite left them? Sweet and spicy jalapeno? That can't be all bad. Good.

[00:17:16] Yeah, they're quite spicy. Wow, very spicy. They got stick with the wise onion garlic. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh my god, I had lobster rolls, clam chadda. All of it. I ate at the lobster pot, which is why I have this glass right here.

[00:17:38] That's famous, but there's also other places that are just as good I think. I like it. I bet you you sent me that bar was fun. Which bar? The old colony. Oh, the old colony. They have like old fisherman's bars

[00:17:54] on this trip. They're super dark in the day. It's for night drinking, but yeah, I went over there to wait for Miss Richfield to say hi. She came drinking with you? Well, she doesn't drink. Right, I had a drink. Yeah, she came over. Yeah, it was great.

[00:18:14] Yeah, because I hadn't even said I was coming. I just showed up. Okay, moving on people. I think, oh, I went to the Jaws bridge too in Martha's Vineyard. Now I took a ferry to Martha's Vineyard because that's the only way we'd get there

[00:18:32] unless you had a plane. And the movie, remember when the shark in Jaws, goes into the pond and eats a guy and then they realize the kids are in the pond. Well, that's the bridge that, so it's famous. I mean, I was a total tourist.

[00:18:48] I landed in Oakbuff where all the ferries land and I'm like, oh my God, there's a Jaws teacher. It's all speaking to me. Like, I'm like, yes, I need a hoodie that's at Martha's Vineyard. Where's Karlie's fiber? Does James Taylor ever come here? I thought about 170 acres.

[00:19:10] Yeah, I am the ultimate. So I should have had Kelly stay and go for that but she has a family. Well, she has a family but can't you be my tour guide for a day? Yes, you can Kelly. She would have done it. Okay, we're moving on.

[00:19:26] Queen news. Well, we'll start with the good news first. Because I didn't get the number on this right. Well, I didn't get it at all until I reread it when I said that Taylor Swift Yes, before she left Santa Clara

[00:19:42] I told you she made a donation to the food bank. They wouldn't reveal the amount but they said it was enough to feed 500,000 people per month for a year. Oh yeah, come on. That's crazy, right? That's crazy. Good for her. Good for the youngsters out there doing something.

[00:20:00] Now Queen Stevie however Queen Stevie posted a post about La Hina which is obviously very, very sad and the post I get it what I think she was trying to say but it didn't really come out that good it kind of came out I don't know entitled

[00:20:26] would be a word? Yeah, it was her vacation home and her niece was over they're using it and they got out in time they didn't die or anything like that but it just sounded a little privileged and maybe I looked at it and thought that's just Stevie

[00:20:44] sitting with a candle in the middle of the night he is by Santa Clara But yeah, she took some shit forward on Twitter but that's why you should run those things past the children before you put them on the tweet because the children will go

[00:21:00] and a lot of my mom is saying don't do it like Mick Fleetwood's tweet was better much better because he's had a restaurant down on Front Street which I've been to apparently I think I just caught a fairy there so I didn't really get to hang out but

[00:21:20] that's just a horrible story there's nothing positive and like I don't know like Oprah weird you're at a shelter handing out stuff but meanwhile I know you have 2000 acres that did not burn up why how about this is just a thought well, you can give it back

[00:21:42] or call the United States and get call the president so yeah she could call the president and get a plane somebody go down to REI and by every tent they have let these people get a night's sleep camping in Hawaii can't be that horrible because it's nice weather

[00:22:04] at least give them like a I don't know I don't know how to operate all that stuff so I shouldn't even be talking out of my ass like this but it just seems like Oprah could be doing it's nicer at the shelter handing out

[00:22:20] yeah well she tried to bring a CBS camera crew into I'm like now see now I know I don't believe your intentions I'm figuring out some master plans she said she's gonna make a big donation at some point and I understand wanting to put off on that

[00:22:30] but because you don't really know what's happening but you could also just charter planes full of great shit and have it sent over food, water, yeah shit that people need to live yeah so that was the queen news everybody else has been very very quiet update well wait

[00:22:52] first I always forget this segment what are we watching I watched a Johnny Mansell thing I watch that too yeah he's a football guy if you don't like football he was supposed to be the next coming of greatness and he went to Cleveland and Cleveland got so excited

[00:23:08] and normal people were like do not pick him he's too short forget about every other problem he may or may not have he's defiant he's not agreeable he's too short they showed the draft and people in Cleveland were like I'm like oh no no no no

[00:23:24] this is a terrible mistake and then he didn't pan out and he went out and did bad things now there's a documentary about his failure but you still don't like him in the documentary I haven't seen a mea culpa come around where you go oh okay man

[00:23:40] everybody's young, people can do weird shit maybe you drank too much or whatever all excusable at the end of the day if you take responsibility and he says he did it but he doesn't look like he still cares yeah he's like

[00:23:54] you know what guess how much I watched the iPad plays that I was supposed to watch zero why proud of that yeah anyway and then I started this new show it's on Netflix called Pain Killer it's about the history of Oxycontin it is great Matthew Broderick

[00:24:14] there's all these crazy good people I haven't even heard of it so if you're looking for something start it, it's how they got Oxycontin into the whole framework of the country yeah it's pretty fascinating update Colorado are you awake guess what you're getting you're getting a Bucky's yay

[00:24:39] the Bucky's beaver he'll probably have a coat on too because it's cold in Colorado Bucky's not used to be in places where it's like a big one yeah it will open its first location north of Denver metro area near James in Johnston near interesting 25 and County Road 48

[00:25:01] it's gonna have a groundbreaking ceremony June 7th construction expected to last through the end of 2023 it's very exciting you're gonna have 74,000 square feet of course they're award winning clean bathrooms nice Colorado you fired up you should be it's a wonderful place, it's a lifestyle

[00:25:25] somebody said I should contact them and do shows and Bucky's no because you know why? that would slow down their commerce they are making money hand over fist they don't need some clown in the corner telling jokes update we work the company

[00:25:45] Adam Newman who stole all the money wasted all the money spent on the money and he got away with it and off he went and then the people that Asian guy that gave them all the money they're all still stuck with it

[00:25:57] we work set plunges after company raises substantial doubts about its future the co-working space provider warned investors that facing losses and fleeing clients substantial doubt exists but the company's ability to grow to continue to continue at all is a growing concern management laid out plans to improve liquidity

[00:26:19] profitability over the next year but wall street recoiled the brave warning punctuates we work disastrous run as a public company shares lost nearly 90% of their value this year beating down the market cap to 105 million as of Wednesday afternoon they once had a valuation of billion

[00:26:39] I went in one once to meet with a little lawyer guy about some cd stuff down here my stuff and he was a youngster and he said they were redoing his law firms building fine whatever so he rented out a little we workspace

[00:26:59] we didn't need to do that though just met me at Starbucks you can meet me at a bar it maybe people don't think that looks professional to say I'll meet you at Sam's bar and grill it doesn't bother me can I have a beer while we talk

[00:27:15] yeah can I have a beer while we talk about these hard things hard hard distribution rights I don't care about any of this shit I just don't see the youngsters paying to rent space like they even when the idea came out I didn't buy

[00:27:33] it I mean it was exciting for what I get you know you have to go back and watch documentaries but I mean just as I'm going to rent you an office people either have an office or you don't and then you're at home

[00:27:45] if you have to go meet with somebody like I would have told my little guy down here don't spend your money on that I don't care no I'll meet you at Wendy's you can buy me some chili anyway it doesn't matter it's just gonna be a

[00:27:59] half-hour meeting it's stupid update there's a lot of business updates this week so if you're not a business person close your ears for a minute this is insane US judge sends FTX's Sam Bankman freed to jail over witness tampering this little weasel shit

[00:28:19] was lucky that his parents have all that money and got him out of jail posted the bail and then he this is what he did he will be remanded to custody directly from a court hearing in New York he will remain ahead of his criminal trial

[00:28:31] which is due to begin on August 2nd now he was out living with his parents he had to do jail on Friday after judge cited with a request by federal prosecutors to revoke his bail over alleged witness tampering Bankman was reprimanded to custody directly

[00:28:47] from court hearing in New York and sent to Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center blah blah blah um this is he they said um he did not want to do I'm not sure I'm trying to find out what he did though so he had been out on $250 million bail package

[00:29:06] which requires him to remain at his parents house in Palo Alto California alright that's not really a punishment um uh oh it's his conversations with the media a pattern of witness tampering and evading his bail conditions member of the press including counsel for the New York Times

[00:29:24] had filed letters objecting to his detention setting three fees now nobody cares he just won't shut up no it's my dad I do not recall I need an attorney I thought just stop talking people can't do it he sent over 100 emails to the media and made over

[00:29:42] 1000 phone calls to members of the press the final straw according to prosecutors was he leaked private diary entries of his ex-girlfriend Caroline Ellison to the New York Times she's also going to be involved in all this so that's the witness tampering yeah he's a little dick

[00:29:58] he's a tiny dude yep well he's back in prison till two days before our birthday have fun the rest of August and September yep update so Mark Mark Puckerberg and uh crazy Elon they keep saying they're going to have a cage match right

[00:30:22] I would like to see them cage fight I do not want to see them cage fight one another I want to see one of them get in the ring with Connor McGregor and really take a beating just for my entertainment and I think I'd rather start with Elon

[00:30:38] yeah they've been teasing that they're going to have this cage fight what's his face even built the octagon at his house Zuckerberg yeah the long high possibility of a cage match between the tech giants appear to be dismissed because Musk allegedly delayed the anticipation

[00:31:00] showdown in the ring I think we all agree that Elon isn't serious it's time to move on Zuckerberg said and wrote on threads by the way threads is already not working no I know I read a big article I'll have to print that one out but

[00:31:12] well I haven't done anything because I wanted to see are we all leaving Twitter are we well no nobody's like nobody's no I think it's too much we can't keep I don't know I mean I don't really like either one of these guys but

[00:31:26] I don't know I guess I could just stay on Instagram the facial book Zuckerberg I know it's Zuckerberg there's no escaping these people let's I go back to just chain mail and actually mail letters to people tic-tac yeah tic-tac she's hard because you can't

[00:31:46] so many videos and sometimes I just don't feel like making a video they're not gonna have Zuckerberg said he offered a real date Dana White offered to make this a legit competition for charity Elon won't confirm a date then he says he needs surgery

[00:32:04] and now he's asked to do a practice round in my backyard if Elon ever gets serious he knows how to reach me otherwise time to move on I'm gonna focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously he owns I know Mark owns a lot of White

[00:32:22] and I think it's Maui Google where him and his wife bought all that land and then they keep buying more and more and more and then the locals are just gonna get run out I'm very scared for them Kawaii he owns so Opa gets Maui 700 acres 700 acres well

[00:32:54] the thing is you're creating your own jail you're boxing yourself in okay Oprah so you have 2000 acres right you're never gonna have a neighbor don't you I like my neighbors yeah if you've just become in these enclosures then you start building walls and I don't know I would

[00:33:14] not enjoy it we're moving on to holy shit found it they found a pack of endangered gray wolves roaming California Sierra Nevada yeah it's awesome there's so I mean I don't know a lot of farmers would say that's not awesome but

[00:33:36] a newly identified pack of endangered gray wolves is roaming in California to Sierra Nevada at least 200 miles away from the nearest known pack according to the California department at Fish and Wildlife the pack was spotted in Sequoia National Forest where wildlife technicians found tracks and collected sketch

[00:33:52] and their hair samples for genetic testing it's the southern most point in the state where a pack has been identified they've identified at least five members of the pack two females, two males and their mother are direct descendant of California's first documented wolves in the state's recent history

[00:34:08] uh huh um they were there were essentially none left uh even though they're native to California gray wolves were none left um by the 1920s uh huh so then they started bringing them all back and here we go now is that a good news or bad news

[00:34:26] I don't know I don't know enough about what's going to happen with these wolves right the newly discovered pack just joins uh just three known packs are living in northern California that's it so that's kind of exciting though although I don't know

[00:34:42] I don't think I'd want to see a wolf in the yard because I think it would eat the cats the foxes don't need the cats though no right the foxes are cute too and I like to hear them it sounds like they're laughing it's like

[00:34:58] the noises if you've never heard a noise of fox makes go on youtube and just put sound to fox makes oh my god it's really sometimes it could sound like a baby it's all over the map this is holy shit they found it this is bizarre

[00:35:18] scientists have discovered an ancient skull in China like no other they've seen before the 300,000 year old skull child skull first discovered in the ha loong dong back in 2019 among other fossil remains the Chinese scientists have struggled to match them to any known lineage we are eating

[00:35:42] missing a branch from the human family tree or we need to add one that's a whole different person while the skull had similarities to early modern humans there's a lack of a chin and was likened to an extinct species of human in an asian town known as denizavan

[00:36:04] denizavan the shape has never been recorded in the late middle something something it's too hard it's like Chinese towns and stuff but this is a whole different head yeah who were these people freaky freaky this is also holy shit they found it we'll move it on freaky

[00:36:36] a large creature with 20 arms what in the antartic sea it's a new species 20 arms it looks like one of the crazy giant squids but more terrifying oh my god yeah it's a 20 arm creature with a distinctive body shape it's a brand new species researchers trawled the southern ocean

[00:37:00] on several research expeditions between 2008 and 2017 according to a study published July 14th they were searching for a group of cryptic sea animals known as forget it I can't say the real word but it's the antartic feather stars that's what they were looking for feather stars are large animals

[00:37:20] that can live anywhere from 65 feet down to 6500 feet underwater and have other worldly appearances when swimming ocean animals feather stars are distinct and they collected 8 of those while they were out there but then they found this other freaky thing yeah 20 arms

[00:37:38] I mean you might even think it was a plant I might would think it was like coral or something like I don't know or kelp it looks like a jellyfish slash kelp slash huh yeah it was found um that was it that's the story

[00:38:03] go look at it though I'll put it in the schnotes freaky this is why the ocean is so freaky just in general that thing's down there and there I am in a kayak being waving to some kid careful of the sharks okay bye

[00:38:17] how much is it if I go past an hour okay I'll come right back promise oh my god let's get to some news shall we this is kind of sad times for you Milwaukee I love Milwaukee I love the hotel the fister hotel I love

[00:38:41] um everything on the big beer street I love the bratwurst but here's the bad news for Milwaukee it's a bad news just for towns that don't have a shit ton of money Milwaukee Brewers could start the moving process soon two southern cities

[00:38:55] and they're not going to be seen as serious contenders now I have heard in mixed company down in Nashville that we are getting an MLB team like that's already been floated out a lot I did not realize they were going to go steal the Brewers I thought

[00:39:13] it was an additional team like Colton's gone Colton already left yeah he's um with a deal to bring hundreds of millions and renovations for their stadium and a stalemate a new report claims that the Milwaukee Brewers could be looking for a new home outside of Wisconsin

[00:39:29] as soon as this fall holy shit the Brewers have been one of the longest tenured professional sports teams in the state of Wisconsin however that run in as one of the stalwart baseball clubs in the Midwest seems to be in danger due to a divide

[00:39:45] between the organization and certain members of the state government this is where they're going to hold you up for money and say you need to buy us this are we leaving they do it in every town that little guy um Robert Reich something he was the secretary of

[00:39:57] like I don't know money just money he did the greatest little thing on twitter explaining how all that shit works I should find it and put it in the show on this but about how these towns make the city pay for the thing

[00:40:09] or then they threaten to leave um as a small team market the Brewers are not in a position to build a new stadium or get the local funding for it anytime soon that is why governor Wisconsin governor Tony ever is proposed to add to the state's new budget

[00:40:23] as much as 290 million in public funding for American field family to make sure that the Brewers remain one of the major brands in the state 290 million to get them to stay public funding do you guys want to do that meanwhile what are the owners chipping in right

[00:40:43] at least in Nashville they did um for the titans they made them chip in right unfortunately state and local officials have balked at approving the deal despite public urging from MLB commissioner Rob Manfred now with the deal for renovations nowhere closer to getting done

[00:41:03] in Milwaukee journey sentinel reported on Friday that the organization could be then the process for looking a new home if they don't produce the funding if the local if state and local officials don't produce enough funding for the stadium renovations sources acknowledge the dynamic

[00:41:15] the claim reports that charlotte north carolina and national Tennessee are early front runners as a potential landing spot if the Brewers took the bold step of moving yep north carolina Tennessee have two of the ten fastest growing economies in the united states and but adding franchises

[00:41:29] and some other um and the other um sports as well they have a lease the Brewers have a lease till 2023 what are you going to do break your lease and run it's awful it's terrible yeah sucks not all stories can be happy

[00:41:53] this is just what's happening in America people you know wake up here's a little something that's happening that oh no I'm just going to say I do not understand why people have not understood yet that if you hire harry and megan they don't have any discernible

[00:42:13] talents so you're going to have to help them well prince harry first of all I never even heard of a chief impact officer until they quote said harry is one right right so the staff of the california tech came to pit they pay prince harry

[00:42:31] a seven figure failure uh salary they've turned on him as a hundred of them are laid off workers say the royal is a distraction and no one knows what he actually does as one suggest his responsibilities are zero things he's start staff at the life coach company

[00:42:55] I'll find out what it's called yeah it's called better up yeah he's supposed to have mental health thing and he's supposed to be telling everybody how mentally healthy he is meanwhile I turn on the old part thing and I'm trying and like it's just

[00:43:09] calling people racist then you say you didn't say it like get to shit straight first but anyway staff at a life coaching company have said they started questioning the duke of susu's work there they've turned on the duke who reportedly

[00:43:23] earned 70 million in the do that after more than 100 san francisco pays better up employees were laid off last week the staff claimed he'd become a major major distraction and he's just the juice isn't worth the squeeze well right they hire him because everybody you've

[00:43:39] now heard of better up because you hired harry that's all he's just buying a name another better up employee asked about harry's day to day responsibilities from what I see I'm going to go with zero I mean you'd hate to be laid off you think they're paying him

[00:43:59] all this money the employees spoke out as media experts have suggested harry and his wife Megan should rebrand themselves to salvage their faltering Hollywood careers recent setbacks have blown their attempt to crack America off course celebrities are reportedly fearful of endangering their popularity

[00:44:17] by being too close to them their spot a fight deal was axed and Megan was criticized by top Hollywood agent Jeremy Zimmer is not a great audio talent or necessarily any kind of talent oh somebody said that they should change direction and explore reality show oh come on

[00:44:37] that's so 1990s that's early 2000s don't do that that somebody said she's going to start up her blog no one reads blogs anymore sounds like something but the problem is I know too much about all that stuff but that

[00:44:51] is an idea that I'm like why do we do it blog definitely nobody's read that shit she said she would like to do her blog because it would give people an authentic insight into their lives and would take all the power away from the tabloids but she calls

[00:45:07] the tabloids when she goes out I mean I don't know why she was parading around in some camel winter coat with this giant scarf on I mean it was obviously on purpose but you look idiotic because it's 72 degrees outside and you have on like a beautiful coat

[00:45:25] whoever made it but it's not for normal people either it's like 13 out of box yeah imagine if you traveled like I do in a camel coat that thing would be so filthy oh let me get down the jet way here at LaGuardia in my beautiful camel coat

[00:45:43] while it's snowing and sleeping and shit outside yeah no he's not I don't know I think you just got to say we're sorry we made a mistake we're not paying him anymore finish what you paid him according to the daily beast

[00:45:57] the duke has become a target for angry but upstaffed the fluror of loy said he initially thought Harry Harry's arrival was cool but they added that the staff soon began to find him a distraction and fearing his ongoing drama might impact the company's reputation yeah it does

[00:46:13] because if you're supposed to be this mental health whatever the hell your is life coaching he needs a life coach why aren't you coaching him he's off in Singapore playing polo where are your children and he finally looked happy where's little Archie who flies to Singapore

[00:46:31] to play polo can't you do that in Santa Barbara yes you can I know you can he doesn't realize he hates his wife yeah he's trying to sneak out sorry darling I've got to pay that man she turns out it's in Singapore in March

[00:46:47] he appeared at the company's uplift conference where he talked about what gets him out of bed every day he said he liked to meditate and about the dangers of burnout you have never had a professional job you cannot sit there and talk

[00:46:59] about burnout you were a royal person so those people are pissed I'd be pissed too yeah because you can actually see you don't know all these sneaky people that are making their six seven figures they're little CEO people but you do know Harry

[00:47:14] you knew you've heard of that you know Harry you know Harry you know Harry you know Harry you knew you've heard of that you know that guy in cubicle 4 is full of shit exactly get it checked let's talk about this oh my god this is not funny but

[00:47:34] it really did freak me out the headline just made me I shouldn't say laugh but well it did because it doesn't seem like it's possible but it did happen woman attacked by quote otter quote I did not think I was going to make it out of that river

[00:47:52] an otter an otter wow I thought they were nice I see one in the cove all the time it seems adorable and it doesn't do nothing it just goes and gets off the yeah I don't well it started as a fun relaxing evening

[00:48:10] of inner tubing down the Jefferson River turned into a traumatic experience for Jen Royce and her two friends they were attacked by an otter all three you should see well go look online her the entries are insane it's really bad the big teeth like a beaver

[00:48:28] yeah all three women were treated for their injuries some of which were more serious than the other she recounted the incident in facebook where she said she called the otter vicious and relentless as it left her with more stitches than she could count it's all over her face

[00:48:42] yeah he just ripped her face apart three women were in the middle of a wide stretch of the river on Wednesday evening when the otter appeared behind one of them and attacked I didn't even get the chance to get the words

[00:48:56] there is an otter behind you out before it attacked her what a pat it well that's what I would have went really I'll get a selfie with it where is it I would not think they would do this Royce's face, hands

[00:49:10] ears, hands and legs and ankle were bit by the otter as it attacked for about five minutes when Royce attempted to kick the otter off her friend it continued to attack her elsewhere on her body eventually the three women managed to get to shore

[00:49:22] in different areas and the otter swam away this girl says this lady says without any exaggeration God's honest truth I did not think I was going to make it out of that river I had no friends of my clue

[00:49:34] if my friends were gonna make it but by the grace of God we did between the three of them they had one cell phone they were able to call 911 using SOS mode but it was difficult to locate them

[00:49:44] as they were in such a remote area of the river which flows through a portion of southwestern Montana east of Montana I was covered in blood and it just kept pouring out of my face in my nose it was cold we were wet

[00:49:56] it was dark a little less than an hour they saw red and blue lights but it was not close enough for them to make contact one of the women made the tough decision to leave the other two and run more than two miles to meet the rescue team

[00:50:08] the worst tubing trip ever this is just holy shit we're being attacked by this otter now that we were too far in the woods for me to get a phone call at that point Royce said she was extremely faint and didn't know what was happening

[00:50:24] she told her friend that she loved her and to watch over her kids and she didn't think she would make it if she closed her eyes and in an attempt to stay awake she focused on the weeds in front of her and counted backwards from 99

[00:50:36] and focused her mind and remained calm I would have never thought of that this lady should get Harry's money because she knows how to tell people to calm down that's a wonderful life coach thing if you're freaked out start it I never heard that

[00:50:50] I mean it's like survival things but whatever when the rescue teams finally reached she was overcome with emotion I can't explain how feeling those lights felt I hope I was hopeful again they found us they found us we weren't alone anymore they were helicoptered to a hospital

[00:51:04] I'm lucky I'm grateful I'm alive in an updated post she's returned home or who her wounds are healing well no sign of infection so far they've now put up signs telling people while attacks from otters are rare otters can be protective of their young especially

[00:51:20] at close distances they give birth to their young in April well it's August right and they with their young in the water during the summer they can also be protective of food resources especially when those resources are scarce so you know heads up

[00:51:34] because I go out my little kayak in this lake and I've seen an otter and beavers and I would just if I could I go right on up and go hey hey wait not even thinking that little son of a bitch could eat me alive yeah

[00:51:50] I've never heard of it either no I didn't think they were like mean mean okay so this kind of uh fascinating the number one worst state to retire and it's not New York or California no I would have thought they would have said California

[00:52:12] this is how well hold on this is how they ranked them it's based on affordability well 40% of its affordability 25% as well being healthcare and quality cost 20% counts weather hmm they only did 10% for weather there's a lot of retirees right why do you think Florida and Arizona are crowded

[00:52:32] cause the old people want it to be hot makes their aches go away um uh the overall last ranking is Alaska cause of the weather but you said you only counted 10% right well winter temperatures can fall as low as 50 degrees below zero

[00:52:52] Fahrenheit in some parts of the state yeah there's no people right no it's the old joke I used to do with Sarah Palin when she would brag about being the governor of Alaska I'm like yeah but Sarah there's more reindeer than people in the state of Alaska

[00:53:06] I would have been more impressed if she said she was the game warden I would have been like that can't be easy up there those moose get into those towns and they get into tiny stores um uh I don't think you printed out my list carefully though I

[00:53:24] dang it I may have to say this one for next week even though I said it in the title it didn't print it out right best best and worst states to retire it was from CMBC California is the third worst state to retire it's yeah it's

[00:53:43] too closely behind New York yeah I gotta print this out got the list okay what's the best ones to retire cause I think Missouri my little state made it in the best well I can't read it over here yeah it's the phone is off number one

[00:54:03] number one to retire where no I don't oh Iowa right boy well that is not taking weather into account you're gonna freeze your ass off in Iowa in the winter Des Moines fun, Davenport's fun I get it but it's cold as shit

[00:54:21] number two is Delaware I don't have an opinion about Delaware I don't know anything about it West Virginia maybe it's beautiful number four Missouri at least our weather isn't as bad as Iowa's I'm just saying and it's not as bad as Delaware five is Mississippi the bottom

[00:54:45] five are Alaska then New York California Washington really almost Seattle and all that getting too expensive go ahead Massachusetts bad to retire well it's too cold but the cape caught as a lovely if you get out to the cape oh my god get yourself go to the lobster

[00:55:11] go to the lobster place the lobster pot get yourself a lobster roll sometimes in the northeast it makes me laugh when the accents are super harsh cause as a Midwest person I don't know if they're actually complimenting me or they're going to punch me in the face

[00:55:27] I went down to get coffee the one night the hotel in Boston and I went down and the lady I don't know like in her mid 50s I had on a Bonnaroo t-shirt she goes I like it shit but the way she said it

[00:55:41] I was like fuck what did I do did I do something wrong she goes there's a lot of color on that but it was like accusatory like I didn't make the shirt ma'am it's just a t-shirt that says yeah I it was my favorite one

[00:55:53] now that you bring it up but um I think that might be the last story really? yeah well I could do one more but it's not fun that's why I don't want to do it you're saving a shitty story for next week I'm not saving a shitty one

[00:56:15] it's something to talk about I'll do this one yeah we'll do this one um yeah because I did goof off a lot last week so this pub pubgast might be a tiny bit shorter than some of the others but I'm allowed to have two days of vacation

[00:56:29] and then I don't check my phone as much which is great so this Airbnb thing yeah like my neighbors here thank god they did not do it but they were gonna sell their house to this cheese whiz cause I had to talk to this asshole yeah

[00:56:49] he was so cheesy anyway as an Airbnb deal and this is becoming a problem now if you live in a place that's like where tourists want to come or vacationers or whatever people are renting everything out so like even down in the Ozarks

[00:57:05] everybody from St. Louis or Kansas City that would come town has a little condo or a little house well now you don't even know who's in the condos around you everything's being rented out so I live next to one where every weekend there's a new bachelor party

[00:57:19] in the cove that at the house I get it in places where there's more space I guess I don't know is the Airbnb dream dead are we gonna fizzle out is it gonna fizzle out? short term rentals are going strong

[00:57:39] but being a host has become much harder than it used to be this is where the lawyer side of my dad being a lawyer side comes in anytime and I use VRBO I use it all the time for all kinds of road stuff

[00:57:53] but I always wonder if there's cameras everywhere I do think about that I mean I'm pretty boring what do you want to film me drinking a seltzer but I just don't know how much I trust it you would be so able to sue Marriott if they did that

[00:58:11] but if it's an Airbnb person they could go I didn't even realize it was on you know so last summer Joan Robertson and her husband Mark finally realized this year's long goal of buying a second home in the Sunbelt to escape the Brutals winners

[00:58:27] in Minnesota persuaded by one of their sons who loves amusement parks they homeed in Kissimmee, Florida just south of Orlando and brought a three bedroom townhouse indicated community with resort access for 295 thousand dollars to help pack up the mortgage they plan to operate it as a short-term rental

[00:58:43] see no you can't like my money the accountant will always say don't you can't buy these things with the intention of that absolutely being it's a bonus it's only a bonus if you rented it out you can't count on that money they upgraded the 2000

[00:58:59] era mustard cup walls and oak paneling with pastel white paint hire a property management company and handle the day-to-day logistics and booked a photographer to make their listing stand out in a sea of options on Airbnb booking dot-com of your bio and October they

[00:59:13] pulled their home they put their home online hoping to attract other snowboards birds or visitors to Walt Disney World which is just ten minutes away ten months in ten months things haven't as had planned out as they hoped we have absolutely zero bookings in August the summer

[00:59:27] six-truel well I mean I feel terrible for these people but August in Orlando I mean I don't know maybe people will go to Disney World and sweat their ass off I would not particularly choose I would think it'd be busy in December January February March when it's cold

[00:59:43] mm-hmm summer is extremely slow she said she isn't alone founded 2008 and then they go through the whole thing about Airbnb online it's been dubbed an air and bust creeping angst about the phenomenon started spreading less on the internet what's going on with

[01:00:01] Airbnb no bookings at all is Airbnb in a death spiral well I have used VRBO a lot more than I've ever used Airbnb I don't know why it's just what they market them differently I think the pandemic has a lot to do with the turmoil at first

[01:00:22] people thought it sought sanctuary from crowded cities and relish the prospect of a yard to home in an office spike demands well that's the other thing too I did wonder like I during the pandemic snuck over to Hilton Head because I'd never been there and I wanted

[01:00:36] to go golf so I made my little friend Dorf go over to Hilton Head and golf well all of these people I've never seen anything so crowded and then I golfed with these two old people from Baltimore and they kept saying that they've lived down

[01:00:50] there forever that the pandemic all those people kind out and bought up every condo my question is did they keep it or now that we're not in a pandemic anymore and then do you go shit we have a condo that we bought and we don't really go

[01:01:04] there a lot you know I don't know I don't know if it can make it um yeah I don't I like to see what their stock is worth Airbnb has made efforts to help host including doubling the number of support agents and creating a new

[01:01:22] role of global head of hosting it offers features to protect host in their homes and then the insurance liability I mean I think that too like I think of that because my dad stuff and then I'm like oh if you have a pool

[01:01:34] what if somebody drowns in your pool did you tell the insurance agent you were ranting it out right it can get nutty um making good money from a short term rental isn't easy anymore as leaving the key in the mailbox and clean sheets

[01:01:48] and Airbnb's populars increased so guests have expectations the surge in demand has led to high turnover and many hosts have come to depend on management companies to deal with the cleaning and maintenance and increase their cleaning fees as a result

[01:02:00] the whole fees on all of you are be ridiculous like it's a whole another night after you pay for this and that and this and that yeah um high-end kitchen appliances and modern furnishings and the new normal not for the little cabin I've rented in Gatlinburg hahahaha nope

[01:02:20] nope amenities such as pickleball courts and their ability to bring pets okay well I tried because of my parents and the dog we were going to go to a family thing and meet up and online nobody took dogs or you had to leave

[01:02:36] some crazy amount of deposit which knowing my parents dog that would probably not be a ridiculous request um yeah and pickleball courts everybody's just pissed off because they're loud and it starts at 6 45 a.m. the one lady was saying june's complaining on 60 minutes or something

[01:02:52] it's the noise it said yeah it tennis is more muted I don't know it's like high strung ping pong yeah it's like a giant wiffle ball on a ping pong paddle except harder um

[01:03:12] I'm just reading a little bit more of this because I didn't go through the whole thing because I was in a kayak trying not to get eaten by a shark hahahaha I don't know I'm just thinking it I don't know how much

[01:03:24] longer is it really worth it to these people how much whatever you do I don't think it should just not be um you can't think of it as a for sure um income if you get it great it's a bonus um but if you don't

[01:03:42] now I'm gonna go watch this too um because I want to see and then I'm going to talk with you guys about it um there's a thing on YouTube this is fascinating to me there's a farmer who lives off grid in remote Appalachia with no government ID

[01:04:02] reveals what it's like to survive without running water, electricity or shoes as he sets sound to find a wife to share his unique lifestyle well I don't know it's he lives off the grid in rural Kentucky he's the star of a new youtube video I gotta go watch

[01:04:22] his name's Titus Morris been living in Reparpote of the mountains for eight years with no electricity, water phone, car or even shoes it's an hour long documentary I want to see it it tells you what his day-to-day life looks like he farms potatoes does the laundry

[01:04:38] and in the neighboring river and feeds his horses among daily tests so what you're looking for sir is not a wife you would like a pioneer you want a pilgrim and I don't know how many pilgrim people are left anybody? my friend Amy, she's unfortunately married to Drew

[01:04:56] for this man she's not single she really likes to make the economy the environment right this guy's really using his stuff a lot Amy'd be very proud of his recycling fortunately for this man Amy is not available his outgoings includes a 90 month for a landline telephone

[01:05:20] which has been installed in a shed by the trailer home so he can share it with a neighbor a landline is 90 a month? where? well maybe they had to bring it too far maybe he was brought out of a very religious family

[01:05:34] he's continued living as simply as possible while his parents have a computer and electricity he's decided to take things back to the basics even further he says he lives in a similar way to the Amish but he does not follow their religion to practice pure Christianity instead

[01:05:46] adding to the mystery he has no official a form of ID his parents got him a social security number for him as a child but he never signed it and later decided to revoke it can you do that? can you cancel yourself? I don't know he tells viewers

[01:06:04] I don't exist in the eyes of government but I do exist in the lives of people that know me and my father in heaven well in terms of the home base he's on a 50 acre plot with about 20 acres being open pasture and 30 being woodland

[01:06:20] at the beginning of the documentary the outman Dorsmings gives a quick tour of his small home he explains it's a little messy because he has a friend staying with him it has a kitchen dining space and an area to sleep in none of the appliances work

[01:06:34] a normal kitchen had been installed and he disconnected it he disconnected the electricity when he moved in if this is real he's not a serial killer he won't have the tools to kill people he has no identity he does not eat any meat

[01:06:52] this is in line with his religious beliefs well why if you're a Christian you can eat meat he's never had dairy or egg products growing up and you're out here being like a farm boy you're not going to eat eggs he makes red potatoes, purple onions

[01:07:10] and kale with a sprinkle of pink Himalayan sea salt for flavor he says his plant, Lea's diet has not impacted his athleticism and throughout the documentary he demonstrates his strength doing everything from climbing trees to backwards rolling off his horse

[01:07:24] to scaling a rope into the loft of his barn this is ridiculous well now I'm going to go watch it though sure well I want to see if this is real or a trick to get youtube views oh yeah he's got a small outhouse

[01:07:38] if it gets super cold he'll start wearing his shoes oh he said it's not healthy to go barefoot in the cold it's really not healthy to go barefoot at any time he said a refrigerator would be handy but he doesn't he's not doing electricity thing yeah

[01:07:57] well we're going to go I'm going to go watch it it's on youtube Titus Morris so you got to put in and we're going to see what this man does and we're going to talk about it and I'm going to watch a shit ton more episodes of painkillers

[01:08:13] it's so good the show and this is what's happening termites well I'm leaving I'm going to hang out what's happening today in the catholic medigan store the cat the hat I forgot okay the duck and bartis are back in stock the new hat is available

[01:08:45] which is super exciting never before seen it's available after 4pm yeah I was like what is happening today I don't know this is we keep adding more shows I will read them all quickly but the ones for next year are getting so awesome

[01:09:05] thank you for the tour names I'm still thinking of tour names how about my friend thought of midwest rodeo I like that my sister said potluck um, it was potluck um potluck and make it bring your own jokes bring a hot dish bring a hot dish

[01:09:29] boy that would really drive the ushers wacky if people started bringing me hot dishes yeah which I would mob there's nothing I'd like more than anything in a crock pot here we're blasted off September 7th it's the blast off renaudavada hersey clavellin o'clair richmond charlotte damoy kansas city

[01:09:53] vrgd beach vrgd dc forth worth yes, houston the villages i'm gonna hold it out I don't want to brag it's such a wonderful little theater cutlerbay florida u g portland organ-seattle washington washington all right termites sorry if this one was short

[01:10:19] I got a little sidetrack with stupid summer fun I am now off to go hang out with my parents for the weekend yeah because I'm gonna be really busy and I'm not going to be able to be

[01:10:31] show hanging out with them as much as I probably would if I could. So yeah, I'll squeeze it in. Yeah. What are you going to do with the Ozarks? Me and Jack and Vicki. Well, we're definitely going to probably

[01:10:44] go to the Willows, our favorite restaurant out in the woods. Yeah, it's out of the woods. I love it. I don't know. Maybe get them up to the golf course. We'll see how hot it is. I'm afraid it's going to be very, very hot. Like 95 hot. Mm-hmm.

[01:11:02] And they don't do so well. I kind of hate neither do I for them, no matter what. Yeah. OK, try my. That's it. I'll see you on the road. Thank you for everything and the gifts and all that. And happy summer.

[01:11:16] Yeah, I'll be here next week too though. Fantasy draft is in a week. Yeah. Yeah. He's gone. I'm going to pick Tom Brady again. He's not playing. I know. It's like my friend, Kathy keeps picking Drew Brees. Kath, he's not. He's done. He's done. I don't know.

[01:11:38] I haven't really thought about football yet, even though I did have good morning football on this morning, but then I got distracted. I don't know. Somebody not named Tana Hill for my quarterback. I mean, I will up even though he's seemingly kind of a psycho jerk.

[01:12:01] I'll take Aaron Rogers if he's available. I'm a whore. You don't have to be the perfect person. You just got to be able to throw the ball. I don't care what you do in your off hours. Bizarre person. Oh, my homes. Yeah, but I will never get him.

[01:12:20] I never get him. Why never get first choice? No, I always end up like a third or which is fine. But first, yeah, especially if my nephew's in it because they love with Patrick Mahomes. It's more than just he's a great fantasy thing. Travis Kelsey's great.

[01:12:42] I don't know. I have some major research to do. That's a reminder to all you termites who are playing fantasy football. It's right around the corner. Don't wait till the day of. You'll regret it. This is my friend, Drew goes, I just have a problem

[01:12:55] getting my head around the whole thing. I'm like, you're a financial advisor. Yeah, he goes, well, like you say, don't pick that quarterback if he doesn't have any receivers. And I said, I would not take Devonte Adams because you got Tana Hill throwing to him.

[01:13:08] What's Devonte supposed to do about that? Nothing. Right. Devonte has Garoppolo. Well, Drew just looks at his stats. I don't know. Whatever. All right, termites. That's it. Go watch the Johnny Man's Elthing if you're bored, untold, and start painkillers

[01:13:24] if you're curious about how Oxy Godden got so crazy in this country. It's so far it's just been spectacular. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know. You're just going. Anyway, all right, that's it. I got Devonte.