Episode 141: Self-Serve Gas, Gay Furries, & 1,000 Irish Dolly Partons

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! Episode 141, fire! So much fire this week. Fourth of July, pyro, pyro. Did you see my video on Instagram?

[00:00:34] Well the Let's Go Brandon firework was right next to the Alien Disco and I don't have the guts to let off something that large, but had I had the guts, I'd have gone for the Alien Disco. Yeah, oh baby cat.

[00:00:50] Baby cat would you like to make an appearance? Very talkative, very needy today. Well I have not been home a lot. I've been in the Ozarks every waking moment dealing with the 87s and their situations, shall we call it? And the Borgata was super duper fun, sold out.

[00:01:17] I love that place, I know, I just love everything about it and then I like to go down to the Atlantic City Boardwalk and take a giant walk and see what's going on. I like to pick around down there and see all the changes because there's always something

[00:01:27] different and I still can't find most of my cats. There used to be hundreds under the boardwalk. Well they said they moved them. The funniest sign I ever saw was there were like a thousand cats, a lot of them

[00:01:38] were black and white and then there was a poster tacked up to it like a phone poll that said missing cat goes by Timothy. Lady, it's black and white. There's five million Timothies down here and none of them are no cat really well maybe

[00:01:55] in your house they answer but hey Timothy, there's... Anyway. It's like White House sub too. Yeah the White House sub if you ever go to Atlantic City you gotta go to the White

[00:02:06] House sub and do it early because the line is crazy and it can get Philly bossy around there like people but I like it because the workers are like you're in the wrong line fuck

[00:02:18] off they just won't feed you they don't care like if you didn't call yeah it's a thing and shout out to Andy Pitz who if you've never seen Very Funny Guy who opened this show he was a lot of fun too. And I didn't really win any money.

[00:02:34] I found my machine but I have an area there at the Borgata where I always win. I don't know the vibe was weird maybe because it's summer I don't know I feel cozy here

[00:02:47] in the winter yeah I don't know I don't feel as I don't know I felt like I should have been outside but where am I gonna go except the boardwalk can't go walking around there a little dangerous yo if you will yeah.

[00:03:02] So there you have it termites I hope everybody's fourth was fun and safe. The boat rides. Oh and Atlantic City that was great yeah with Captain Alex he's just a friend we just

[00:03:14] call him that though and Dory it was yeah I've only once in my life because it was with them that I've been in a boat in the Atlantic a regular boat like you can have

[00:03:24] on a regular lake that's why I was like where are we actually going in this boat like I I don't understand the ocean so I'm picture in the perfect storm and this boat wasn't as big as George Clooney's boat and I'm like whoa I had no idea

[00:03:40] there's like coves where it's glassy water but then there's been so many sharks like well I mean no God no I didn't see any but Long Island over the fourth I mean crawling with them yeah I mean I know Atlantic City is not right there

[00:03:56] but close enough for shark to get there in an hour all right termites what are we drinking the fourth was great yeah it was basically I mall there's a barbecue sauce in st. Louis called malls I mauled some burgers with everybody and then

[00:04:15] shot off I shoot off the fireworks that are meant for children yeah I'm not blowing my hand off I need both hands I'm getting older I need my eyes I'm not gonna blow my face off and then you know same old same old but yeah all the

[00:04:33] people Canada day I posted the video of the moose that I saw in Banff well outside of Banff yeah if you haven't seen I always put Tom Green on there because he's my friend he now he bought like a ranch in Canada and I mean no offense

[00:04:52] Tom but I never thought of Tom is like strikingly handsome I just thought he looked like well I just thought he looked like a regular guy but he's got a cowboy hat on now and the out like he's not trying to dress like that he just

[00:05:05] dresses like he's got donkeys and he's on top of a horsey I mean he looks like something out of a movie I was like oh who knew he were hiding strikingly handsome he should be in Yellowstone and he's earned it so go on his

[00:05:21] Instagram but now there's a big fight and I was watching the today show which I don't usually watch by the way but it was on am I gonna join threads why do you

[00:05:33] present me with two evil people and now I have to choose one if I stay on Twitter I stay with evil Elon if I go to threads I'm with Fokkerberg no and then I think I don't want to learn something new I'm done now but I did see

[00:05:48] Craig Melvin who's super nice he's the today show I was guy I've met him at a charity event his eyes are fascinating they're like alien eyes by the way speaking of aliens and people that aren't real my friend Kara top was on the

[00:06:04] flight with that lady that was saying yes the American flight he started posting and I'm like what he started posting way way way way before this hit the news like the and started going viral and I don't know I now if you go

[00:06:20] on tiktok there's so many conspiracy theories about was the guy not back there real and then one guy across the aisle said after it was over he winked at me but he didn't wink with his eyelid closing his eye went closed from

[00:06:32] the sides pretty spooky I think she somebody said she'd been drinking to kill if you go back and watch the video the way she goes if you guys want to stay on this plane and die I heard a little slurry drunkie there I it's what I

[00:06:48] heard but that doesn't mean I'm right but that's what I heard but it was a five hour old ordeal Kara top was so mad they were leaving Dallas to go to Orlando and I thought well she doesn't have any kids with her so this is in a Disney

[00:07:02] world well adults go I guess by themselves but met why are you but then I thought they were like passengers saw her drinking before she got on the plane I'm like well anybody in the Delta Club's gonna go why saw Kathleen

[00:07:15] drinking I mean why else am I in the club I'm not here for the soda yeah I guess you could better think about what you do but yeah carrot top film but nobody stood up I want to see that goodie guy nobody stood up I'd be afraid

[00:07:35] to do though the truth be told because people are crazy people are crazy you have to remember that well I know the American airline the I was almost a flight attendant for American but I was too short well really to tell you how truly

[00:07:51] old I am I interviewed for Pan Am and I made it through three interviews I was so excited I did and then at the end they asked you how tall you are and I

[00:08:06] told them the truth I said five five one and a half we have back then you had to be five foot two or and the tall as you could be with six foot two and it did

[00:08:17] make sense because I can't really reach the overhead bin so it's not very safe I guess I don't know but anyway a lot of those my dad was the Union rep for a lot

[00:08:25] of the old TWA flight attendants and then I don't mean old as in they were old then I mean was passé they came in former became American a lot of those women are my age the pay has gone down the customers are more rude it's all a

[00:08:42] sliding scale of horrible at American and I don't blame a goddamn one of them they're all just like one more incident and I'm gonna fucking snap I get it I get it I get it but that's why sometimes it's a little more refreshing to

[00:08:56] go on Delta where they they have they welcome you and they're happy and their contracts have been signed and they're happy about it like I feel like American those ladies are my age and they're like two more years of this

[00:09:10] shit and I am out of here and but they got to finish it to get the perks like yeah they don't ever seem that happy and I get why they're not I would not be

[00:09:22] either it'd be like I mean I don't know I don't want to say working in a bar but or doing what I do you're traveling your whole life but the conditions each year keep getting shittier and then you know benefits get

[00:09:34] taken away in all the crap anyway moving on what are we drinking we have a Bud Light seltzer not just Bud Light I'm going seltzer stoop people yeah well because I've been in Missouri so much in St. Louis and the Lake of the Ozarks

[00:09:47] so much I thought I would go with that it's a summer seltzer it's time for summer seltzers people I don't really understand apple slices cran crann apple so it kind of tastes like a yeah Cosmo it's a little sweet I mean you're

[00:10:04] not gonna drink six of these a lot of people shouldn't drink six seltzers anyway well I could drink six limes because it just tastes like you're your I don't know it's like gin and tonic without the gin yeah this is I don't love it truth

[00:10:21] be told it's too sweet for me but like one of the guys that comes over to the house to help me do stuff sometimes I gave him the green apple one and he loved

[00:10:30] it he wanted more I'm like well you can have whatever came in that 12 pack I bought cuz I don't like that either I don't like the sweet ones but that's just me but it's time for seltzers cuz it's our time you don't get bloated don't

[00:10:42] have to go to the bathroom as much thumbs up my favorite is ruby grapefruit yeah that's not a Bud Light one no it's just yeah they're yeah they don't they're not nailing it and they still keep losing I'm gonna tell you a little story about the

[00:11:03] CEO that guy at Bud Light doesn't get fired fired fired oh my god it's he does he still doesn't get it 28 like billion they've lost they had to close up not Billy probably million they've it's in the article they had to close a bottling

[00:11:20] plant because nobody's buying the bottles of Bud Light like it is it is a disaster and he just has a shovel and kicks digging the hole deeper and deeper and if you think you're getting rid of Dylan oh you you are not Dylan is back and says

[00:11:36] she's getting death threats which I'm sure she is and then Bud Light didn't help her probably didn't well you know you did it Bud Light there's no easy way out no the children when they feel they've been wronged you better watch the

[00:11:58] fuck out people my age that felt wrong we just mumbled and walked around and went those bullshit man but we didn't get have Instagram to get on we had no one to tell and nobody likes a sad clown so you don't go bitching around your

[00:12:11] friends you're not gonna be friends anymore they jump right on tiktok here's another way they fucked me over and let me tell you about this careful who you hire the people the children they can do anything they want so that's what are

[00:12:26] we gonna try for our summer snacks how about a ruffles honey habanero it doesn't sound like it's for me it's a limited edition probably cuz they're not sure either it's sweet the honey it's hot though they have an arrow yeah no

[00:12:56] for me to say no to a potato chip is hard and I'm vote no it's too hot it ruins the whole idea of the potato chip all right so my favorite pizza in the whole

[00:13:05] world is emos in st. Louis it's only in Missouri and they have a wing sauce now yes which I've never tried because I've never eaten wings cuz I won't eat wings there cuz I'm there for the pizza so here we go if you're in Missouri or

[00:13:21] nearby you can but you can get online to sweet and tangy wing sauce no it's fine I'd stick with regular yeah buffalo yeah my buffalo wing person all said and done all right turn right do we have any Queen news where she at share share has

[00:13:53] been very quiet I think she's on the hunt for a new boyfriend that's what he was she already had that youngster maybe she should go a little older than that let's let's go 19 shall we I don't remember Tanya's out on tour Stevie's on

[00:14:10] tour I'm sad because I thought I was gonna get to go but other things have come up and the lady behind me in the green Tay-Tay you're going paddles you're going the day take so all the Tarvites that are yelling paddles is going yep do

[00:14:34] want me to tell you where no I'm not gonna tell you where you're gonna have to guess on the calendar she's not in Nashville it's gonna have to be outside of this area yes I'm going Bob and Clark are going yeah and I gotta say like last

[00:15:05] week when I said I was a waste of a ticket I didn't mean that I'm a waste I'm just saying there's people that know more and love her more than me I feel you right maybe I'll just tell that your ticket and give you my ticket and then

[00:15:21] you can cuz I can make a shit ton of money I'm on stuff I know what's going on yes five hours I'm gonna stand there I'll really love it if she plays the one

[00:15:37] song I know over and over and over hey it's me I'm the problem it's me it's me no I'm doing a crash course in studying Tay-Tay songs I'll be ready last week when I was sitting around somebody needs to feed the babies somebody needs to feed

[00:16:01] the children here no I got I got a kid on Rover do you guys ever use Rover.com you too but sometimes you have a shit going on Rover is an app and they tell

[00:16:15] you all the children that are in your area that will come and feed your cats or your dogs and you can see their little profile it's wonderful and I have a wonderful one of the children her name is Aubrey and she even takes pictures

[00:16:29] of them so I feel better yeah I'm not telling you I'm not telling you where it is yeah you're gonna have to stand for five hours far far far in that not all the way the back but but if they serve alcohol you don't even know where you're

[00:16:52] going I'll never forget when I got stopped at the Canadian border and they kept me hostage for hours and hours and hours for a reason I never did find out because I had all my paperwork it was in Vancouver and then this guy was

[00:17:06] super duper serious and I was in like the bad child room the problem child room and I hadn't done anything I hadn't even drank and he was like is there gonna be alcohol at the venue you're performing at and that's when I lost my mind and I

[00:17:20] go I certainly fucking hope so because after what you people have put me through if there's not alcohol at the end of this road I don't care to go down this road and he goes ma'am we don't we don't use cursing here and then

[00:17:30] he walked me away and put me in time out again I got my ass handed to me no we're not going to Kansas City although well that's why we're not going to Kansas it I'm not telling you on this podcast you have to wait till next week Seattle

[00:17:46] Seattle is too far too far too crowded maybe Paris no no Paris was on fire right now and the children are revolting though I did get us outfits that's up to you and you better get Bob and Clark whatever you

[00:18:10] get for me they're gonna want a shirt I am doing the work of the Lord one bit at a time and guess who else is always doing the work at the Lord moving on Dolly Parton in my queen you just sit with yourself and digest that and pay

[00:18:27] attention to this episode I'll tell you next week more details this is great because I've been to this town so there's this tiny town in Ireland called Listal I'm sure I'm saying it right this does it way they did but it's on the

[00:18:41] way to catch a ferry to get up or down from the hinge where I like the golf and I never knew this town was so so creative over a thousand people dressed like country singer Dolly Parton gathered in Listal Ireland hoping to set

[00:18:58] the world record held at an outdoor soccer field the event attracted both locals and autotomers and blonde wigs and cowboy hats according to the Irish examiner attendees were required to don a full head-to-toe Dolly costume and be

[00:19:11] instantly recognizable as a singer many princesses went as far as stuffing their shirts with inflated balloons most of them there's only 5,000 people in the town and a thousand did it well I mean they came from out of town too but

[00:19:23] like everybody's in on it currently the Guinness world record a few students are reviewing the gathering for certification the process should take about 8 to 12 weeks but no one else is attempted to set the royal record

[00:19:36] however Listal the town is already in the books for having hosted the bigger of gathering of people dressed up in nuns habits look at them having fun city council meetings okay or order business what are we dressing up like next month

[00:19:55] Tete if you dressed up like it wouldn't be instantly recognizable share yes Stevie yeah because I've seen the Stevie people that come as witches yeah proceeds from the occasion for the occasion were donated to cancer charities at the Kerry hospice foundation Dolly day has its own Instagram account

[00:20:16] I'm gonna have to go look on that we're not sure if Dolly yourself knows about the crowd at least over the Irish examiner tells us one event go where plans to show her some photos Eugene Norton one of the presidents of the

[00:20:30] of Dollywood boasts a personal relationship with the country star he hopes after seeing the event held in our honor she'll take the time to visit the Irish town well she might but Dolly's getting up there a little bit

[00:20:43] and I'm not sure that international travel is on the books but maybe they should have tried to get her to come that day she's in Europe now I don't what do you hear these things well

[00:21:05] Dax told me that and I told you that look at me not remembering shit maybe I'll just this is what happens when you hang out with the 80s something it's just what huh what did you what did you do it update my friend Clark sent me this as

[00:21:26] of Bob and Clark were the big bed, bath and beyond fans Clark said now they can state this is great news because now you can stay home and drink and still shop bad bath and beyond will live on online at least after

[00:21:38] overstocked.com acquired the bankrupt retail chains intellectual property assets for 21 million the online retailer overstock is dumping its name online and will become bed, bath and beyond so see overstock will become bed, bath and beyond very exciting which declared bankruptcy early this

[00:21:56] year overstocked.com CEO Jonathan Johnson now if your last name's Jonathan Johnson do you name your kid John well actually I knew a John Johnson he lived in Wisconsin he was in the no this was the guy who ran the DCM

[00:22:12] profit thing with John Johnson he's not part of a Wisconsin folklore song I don't think he is um the switcheroo to a very recognizable brand was cheered on Wall Street chairs of overstock soared nearly 20% the deal doesn't include

[00:22:28] bed, bath and beyond stores the last of which are to be shuttered today or the buy buy baby chain I've never heard of buy buy baby but I don't have a baby I'm short a baby um so there you go don't cry bed, bath and beyond people

[00:22:46] it's not dying after all that up died okay so severeville Tennessee just got the world's largest buckies but it's not lasting long because Florida is getting it gonna have the next one the one in Tennessee is 74,000 square

[00:23:04] feet but the upcoming Marion County spot will have will you Google if you can concentrate please where is the new uh um is it in Ocala see if the new Buckees is going in Ocala Florida Ron DeSantis says he wants to step on the

[00:23:23] gas to construct the massive gas station most Bucky's location are in Texas but there's one at Daytona Beach in St. John's County near Ocala oh it's near Ocala yeah let me get out of what what yeah I know you're not I've lost you

[00:23:37] for this whole episode I should have waited till the end how am I supposed to do this on my own god damn Ocala you're gonna have the next biggest one um what color shirt do you want what color shirt yeah surprise me

[00:23:56] I would like a stevie nicks shirt Tay Tay likes Stevie she wrote a song for her so why can't I wear a Stevie shirt great I'll do that Ocala when is that done that's gonna be done soon and that so the

[00:24:11] one in Tennessee is only going to be the largest one for a hot minute oh no it's gonna take years they haven't sorry no so severeville enjoy your crown while you have it enjoy your crown um wait oh my god

[00:24:36] okay we're moving on to uh holy shit they found it and I have quite a few of them yeah but they're they're not complicated so my little guys and gals in um Pompeii that are constantly digging

[00:24:53] they discovered a giant um it was a half crumbled wall and there was a giant fresco of a pizza how awesome is that so even back then these fine Italians were working excuse me they're butts off

[00:25:12] yeah they uncovered a painting which depicts what might be the precursor to the Italian pizza it's a flatbread depicted in the 2000 year old fresco maybe a distant ancestor of the modern dish it looks like a flatbread now more like a flatbread than a pizza but they're really they're

[00:25:27] saying aren't they we talk about the same shit I think so it lasts the class it lacks the classic ingredients to be technically considered a pizza the fresco was found in the hall of a house next

[00:25:38] to a bakery during recent digs at the site in southern Italy this cover was made this year during new excavations of reggio the ninth in the center of Pompeii or the saunter if you will

[00:25:51] I love it when people are like out in the suburbs it's the shopping saunter oh we're gonna get French right out here the suburbs of st. Louis we're just gonna yeah um that's just it's so great though

[00:26:04] that back then they were just all excited about their pizza just showing you as a people we're not really haven't really changed that much no two thousand years ago what are we having

[00:26:13] for dinner honey I don't know how about the picture of the street on the wall great let's get a pizza yeah this would be Jay Leno's ultimate ultimate dream okay in the world of classic cars few stories

[00:26:33] are as captivating as the discovery of a long forgotten automotive treasure imagine the excitement when a man stumbled upon a garage that had been locked for over five decades only to find

[00:26:43] a rare 1930s ducenberg inside oh now I don't even know what those were I had to look it up the extraordinary find a spark curiosity and fascination of car enthusiasts around the world bringing attention to the legendary ducenberg marquee in its remarkable history Leno's probably

[00:27:00] already up there 35 000 um okay is that too low okay I bought seven million I give you seven million maybe so let me have it I already talked to her we got room to park it

[00:27:13] the ducenberg model j was produced from 1928 to 1937 remains one of the most coveted and sought after classic cars to this day its iconic status is attributed to its exceptional craftsmanship powerful performance and luxurious design what makes this discovery even more extraordinary

[00:27:29] was the fact that ducenberg model j I might not even be saying that right was incredibly limited uh an incredibly limited production vehicle only 25 were ever made and this guy found a perfect one that's awesome yeah I'm sure Leno hasn't slept since he's seen this what where's the

[00:27:53] the ducenberg brand itself holds a storied past founded by brothers Fred and Augie Duesenberg in 1913 a company quickly gained reputation for building high performance automobiles that were ahead of their time um so they were super powerful and that way to you see we'll put picture in the

[00:28:08] schnotes the picture of this car it is gorgeous the discovery of the abandoned 30s ducenberg locked in a garage is nothing short of a time capsule the car untouched for half of a century offers a

[00:28:19] glimpse into the path past and the exquisite craftsmanship and the design to define the decade restoring it blah blah blah they don't really need to I mean it's in perfect condition

[00:28:31] yeah even I could probably shine it up and not even know what I'm doing holy shit they found a tiny creature creature with triangular head found lurking on cliffs in Vietnam and it's a brand

[00:28:50] new species oh god yeah it's a lizard type the gecko looks like a gecko talk to mother cliff cliffs in northern vietnam a slender creature scampered along the rocky surface several feet above off the ground passing scientists noted the creature and discovered a new species

[00:29:09] researchers set out to survey animals in the forest in the cliffs of long coup according to established published they were looking for frogs lizards or snakes or amphibians and other reptiles one night as researchers explored a rocky habitat they spotted a lizard lurking in the cliff

[00:29:24] several feet above the ground the study said they captured seven lizards and after taking a closer look they realized they found a brand new species of gecko yeah he looks just like

[00:29:34] well the gecko lizard the new species let's let Kathleen pronounce this at the new at the next gathering of scientists hemifil adacta less lung q-s-n-s it's two word no it's two separate words

[00:29:56] it has a triangular head and it can grow up to three and a half inches yeah he's kind of crazy looking but see we're still finding new species this is why when people say oh there's no big foot oh

[00:30:07] there's no dessert that now I do understand those are a little larger but it doesn't mean it can't happen um all right this isn't funny because the man died but way to get ahead of it the yeah just

[00:30:24] so people don't think i'm cruel um this was the headline that made me read it man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on the menu during a family vacation in Jamaica well I think the thing

[00:30:45] that got me was you're with your family like I expect this out of maybe a college student who's with a bunch of college kids and they're like do it man drink every fucking one of them okay man

[00:30:57] I'll show you are you gay man well somebody must have thrown down a challenge flag uh a uk man on vacation with his family in Jamaica died after attempting to partake in a challenge that involved drinking all 21 cocktails featured on the bar's menu Timothy Southern had finished

[00:31:17] about 12 of the menus cocktails when he returned to his hotel room at the royal de cameron club Caribbean and St Ann where he later died he made it through 12 pathologists of the 53 year old strifeford man's um strifeford shire man's cause of death was acute gastrointitis due to alcohol

[00:31:36] consumption I mean wow initial investigation uh found that he'd been drinking brandy and beer throughout the morning people get too paid especially non um well I wouldn't say people that go on vacation to the islands get way too carried away out of the gate I'm one of them

[00:32:01] I mean where else would you see me drinking a cocoa logo nowhere but you know I get to Jamaica and I'm like what's that yeah I want to try it but I wouldn't he's a skinny dude too

[00:32:12] can be dangerous at some point during the day Timothy met two Canadian women this is your fault paddle who were celebrating a birthday his family members on the trip say they tried in vain to help

[00:32:24] him he was on his back choking I put him in the recovery position and screamed for an ambulance he was making a gurgling sounds as soon as he was in recovery he vomited I was shouting his name

[00:32:34] I mean uh the family has expressed outrage and dissatisfaction with the emergency crews who tried to save him in his hotel claiming they were unprepared to take care of them well okay

[00:32:44] they might have been but you should also know that when you're down in the islands or if you drink the whole menu there may not be someone there qualified to help you just throw that out there

[00:32:55] you are not at you know in New York City where we can call an ambulance media like when the nurse arrived I asked if an ambulance had been called she said no I thought she would

[00:33:06] take over but that was not the case I noticed he was starting to lose temperature checked his pulse and I couldn't find it she said he had a pulse I was starting to lose it I got a full look at his

[00:33:14] face and I thought he passed away the relative claim that the nurse was not adequately trained in providing life-saving measures I said don't just sit there looking at him start CPR she only gave him chest compressions even I could do that because I've seen it all in order

[00:33:30] maybe if she had known what he was doing maybe she would still be here okay well maybe but you know it's the same reason you're not gonna see me zip lining in Mexico or she like that

[00:33:42] you don't know what their medical services are they could be better I don't know clearly this Jamaican thing not so much oh my god here is my nightmare the world's biggest cruise ship

[00:33:59] is almost ready there's they have ads for it already on tv it's called the icon of the sea you this a vessel that's it's seven times the seven times the Titanic oh god well the Titanic

[00:34:19] now that you look at it nowadays compared to cruise ships does look pretty tiny uh it seems so big in the movie but a vessel that's set to be the world's biggest cruise ship has completed construction

[00:34:30] at a shipyard in Finland it's made its way into the first four way into open water for sea trials that had a likely delivery in October Royal Caribbean's international icon of the seas is a mammoth 1200

[00:34:44] feet long 1200 yeah wow and we'll weigh 250 tons for comparison that's like trying to keep two CN towers afloat what's a CN tower Toronto the CN towers the space you know

[00:35:12] this is where I freak out because I know so many comedians that have done gigs on cruise ships and I know about the crew bars I know about way too much shit about a cruise ship I should never know

[00:35:23] which in nothing the more secrets that are revealed to me the even less reason I want to go not that there's anything they can get me to want to go but uh this is where I find it

[00:35:39] ridiculous this ship will hold 5600 passengers and 2300 crew members so 256 that's not the 70 it's 8000 people 8000 people on a ship that has been cut off from services there's no hospital no fire real fire department no and I'm not even a worry ward

[00:36:08] I don't even care about stuff like that normally but when you get this many people I think it's because I don't understand science and I don't understand how it's floating I don't want to

[00:36:19] understand this is why I've flunk science my brain just goes I don't care it floats it's fine whatever and I do know the why this is they don't they don't feel so sturdy though because the buoyancy

[00:36:28] what's keeping us afloat is exactly why we are easily manipulated by waves we're just we're like a cork like a fishing cork everything you just said is science well it's also me just out

[00:36:43] there going this thing's too goddamn big and there's too much air in it and that's why this wave is going to flip us over the boat's piece to resistance will be the world's largest water park

[00:36:59] there's another reason it was named category six it'll feature six record water breaking slides but most but guess who want a more leisurely experience can relax in the boat seven pools and nine whirlpools oh it's a leading shipbuilder and turku finland the current largest one

[00:37:20] is the wonder of the seas which made it's inaugural voyage last year and a slight teens here 1180 feet in length with a mere 18 decks to explore here's the other thing deck after deck after deck

[00:37:35] what they're not saying is 18 of the decks 16 all look exactly like you well like the one royal Caribbean we went on for lose cruise deal um that the one deck has all the stuff the shuffleboard

[00:37:52] the board the pool and then there might be another deck but other than that it's deck after deck after of the same rooms yeah rooms can you imagine if something went haywire now you've got 8,000 people

[00:38:04] in a panic and the crew is going to beat you to it the workers because they know exactly what to do to if it goes you know nutty um 2600 workers a day for the sea trials hundreds of specialists

[00:38:19] were on board to assess performances over four days mm-hmm buzz about the ship has advanced sales have been uh record breaking mm well if any of you termites go i want to hear about it

[00:38:34] October Ron's mom loves the cruise she might she might tell him now Ron i was looking and i thought you could just buy me a ticket speaking of drinking i would well cruise ships drinking

[00:38:51] so i don't really pay attention to the college world series of baseball but i was kind of watching because of my friend Kathy um she's big Alice you person and uh so they won and they lost a lot

[00:39:05] the second game it was embarrassing like 23 to 2 or some shit um uh a baton rouge lawyer this is what the we louise had people their fans it was fun just watching their fans they're a whole separate

[00:39:18] breed of crazy fun but like whoo-hoo i don't know how far i'd go in the woods with them let's put it that way last call a bat rouge lawyer who bought 44 thousand worth of rally

[00:39:32] jello shots on the final day of the college was he bought 44 thousand dollars with a jello shot first of all a jello shot's just not that expensive no it's one shot of vodka in shitty jello

[00:39:45] and i still love them i don't care how old i'm gonna be i always like a jello shot because i i like cherry jello um new record 88888 rally shots on get gordon at rockos today with proceeds

[00:40:00] supporting local food banks records are meant to be broken uh go tigers in this village french way g a the article said jesus christ over 40 000 worth of jello shots lsu shot total

[00:40:14] has been nearing has to be nearing florida's run total from yesterday ha ha okay i'm sorry i had to make a joke but at the end of the day the story is awesome this guy buying around in 9 000 shots

[00:40:25] has to uh has to be a feeling like no other but buying around 9 000 of rally shots has a hold of a tear itself an lsu fan um yeah i guess he just didn't care wow how would you make him though

[00:40:40] if i was the bar i couldn't make him by the time we were close who's got that much jello you had a pre-order you have to yeah who's got that just up my mom's the whole box of jello to make the jello

[00:40:51] or you could go buy the pre ones like i eat but those are kind of pricey to make jello shots out of um that's pretty yeah nobody's gonna be able to break the record unless princeton makes the

[00:41:06] college world series and jeff basos buys the whole fucking jello industry he that's something he would do too well you know who would definitely do it is mattress mac i'm surprised he hasn't gotten involved in this yeah that's awesome you can't break my record

[00:41:24] because i bought all the jello forever you can't have it speaking of drinking oh god since we're all my drinking train um with funny drinking story well this isn't funny this is quite the matter of contention um anheuser bush denies claims that it fired two top marketing

[00:41:47] execs exacts responsible for bud lights disastrous disastrous dylan mulvaney campaign and maintains that the pair are on a leave of absence no no you just gotta come out and say it was a bad idea

[00:42:02] beer shouldn't be political either which way it should have pictures of dogs and sports and Clyde stales um we went political what bloodhounds bloodhounds one of my favorite anyhow um uh

[00:42:18] you know we jumped the shark there a little bit we went political and beer is not supposed to be um it's supposed to be a vacation from thinking that's what i'm supposed to do when i drink beer

[00:42:30] a vacation from thinking yes a big yeah i don't want to think about and i certainly don't want to think about hard things politics who's on which side so what they should say

[00:42:42] this guy the ceo he should say yeah we fired him it was a terrible idea not because dylan is trans but because it doesn't fit with the product on anything we've ever and now they have a new ad

[00:42:58] and it's oh no i think there's a country star in it children at uh no no no no this is full grown men and they sit in a chair and go uh they grunt and have a bud light i swear to god it's the whole

[00:43:14] google grunting men in bud white bud light ad earrings for taylor's whip concert earrings for taylor's whip drunk men this is what they're trying to combat dylan with guy guys oh right it's travis kelsie and someone else that he's a football player

[00:43:37] but can't see chiefs if you don't know that and another one is there another chief in there guy guys you know me ha me strong huh me tough me man um which i like that ad too i don't care

[00:43:53] i don't care about any of them it's the grunts ad all right well they still won't say they they're you're you don't get fired for this after all of the money that's been lost

[00:44:10] it just didn't the idea didn't work i don't even care why it was such a failure we've lost money you're fired it's called backyard grunts backyard grunts that's the ad how did someone pitch that

[00:44:23] in the advertising me some ad agency went look you guys are in a lot of trouble you need your beer to look like it is caveman beer they're like i'm surprised it's just not cavemen with

[00:44:33] clubs in each other were that who never holds the beer travis kelsie mm so they're saying that they took a leave of absence and then he went on to say we're not sure we won't work

[00:44:46] won't work with dylan again what are you doing stop talking it's amazing stop talking look dylan got a lot of mileage out of this um dylan will be fine do you care about your beer i mean

[00:45:04] i look i'm drinking out of now in fairness i did own this glass long before the controversy but but i'm not wrecking it i'm not gonna pull a kid rock and go shoot my own glassware apart

[00:45:16] this is fancy glassware when you have company hey would you like a bud light glass yeah so i think i had an article how much they've lost it's millions and millions it's like everything's down 28 percent so whatever the whatever your mistake

[00:45:35] was summertime yeah it's summertime when people are drinking the most beer um that they can out there oh my god this is really creepy i'm moving on okay now thankfully i've never seen one of these and if i did

[00:45:54] i don't know i think i'd either run away or try to throw a rock at it another air breathing predatory snakehead fish discovered in Missouri a fish that can live without water for days it's on land and it's a fish but it looks like a snake

[00:46:16] it grows up to three feet long was found again in Missouri it's the second time a northern snakehead was found in the state since 2019 the invasive fish was caught May 19th at the duck creek conservation area in wing county the department said staff members spent several days

[00:46:33] after looking for more snake heads but couldn't find any oh if there's one out there walking around the shore drinking a bud light there's a lot more offering some hope that the fish was present in

[00:46:43] low numbers um originally from asia they're a delicacy believe to have healing powers northern snakeheads are aggressive predators praying predators praying on native species and competing for resources they can grow three feet in length the fish you should see its face it's got little

[00:47:00] fucking piranha teeth dude the fish has a wide temperature tolerance it can spawn multiple times in a year it can survive in low oxygenated water um by it can breathe air oh god yeah they're a beast

[00:47:18] and we can't have them because they're gonna wreck the whole ecosystem so how do we get one to begin with yeah if you catch it um do not release the fish or throw it on the bank as it could migrate

[00:47:31] back to the water on its own oh my god imagine just seeing a fish just walking along going yeah i'm heading back to the water bye creepy creepy um how many people oh my god i love this let's see

[00:47:47] how you turn my it's um i don't expect most of you to know this i only know this because i live on the road um there's two states in america that do not let you pump your own gas now the first time

[00:48:01] i encountered this in new jersey i pulled up to a gas station thinking like um i grew up i'm gonna get out of this car and pump some gas and immediately three men approached my car they're

[00:48:13] lucky i didn't have a weapon because i thought i was being robbed i'm like get the f*** away from the car like it was it was very it was like a thing yeah and so i cracked the window a little bit i'm like

[00:48:25] yeah and he's like well ma'am how much gas did you want i go i can do it he goes you're not allowed to do it i was like what where are we time traveled you know what if you're gonna come

[00:48:37] out here and pump my gas and do my windshield then let's really go fifties and come out on roller skates and bring me a cheeseburger like really make it like um a full service um hey can i get you a

[00:48:50] chocolate shake and then skate around the car and check my oil and i just thought it was this law these laws are so old they were saying the general public could not handle being

[00:49:02] they couldn't handle touching anything that had gas in it now sometimes in Missouri when i see people smoking while they're pumping their own gas which i've seen numerous times i think maybe those

[00:49:12] laws were correct maybe we are too stupid to be able to handle gas but you know what uh only two states are still doing it new jersey and i think everybody knows about that

[00:49:23] and here's the off the beaten path state that does it or again really yep i wouldn't get that i wouldn't have either i thought it'd be like new hampshire like a older you know one of the tradition the

[00:49:40] way back states yeah or again seems to every man for himself pioneering um you do you yeah uh bend or again which what that's where the golf course is i've always wanted to go to

[00:49:55] and uh nobody will take me i'll go with you yeah but it's really expensive and it's hard to get to yeah well i don't want to brag and say i i've i've had some weekends that were profitable

[00:50:14] this year but i did get myself to taco bell crocs did you really yeah oh where are they i'll show them next week and they fit true to size in case you're trying to get some um if you visited Oregon

[00:50:29] as the author currently is you have likely had the moment of cognitive dissonance in which you hopped your vehicle at a gas station to fill your tank just as you do anywhere then discover

[00:50:38] or remember that you must yield the pump handle to an earnest and sometimes surly gas station attendant who intercepts you and really doesn't want you stealing their job well that's about to change in

[00:50:49] Oregon lawmakers give um last week gave final approval to a bill that ends the state bans on self-service gas pumps uh prohibition that has been in place since 1951 the change will affect um

[00:51:04] take effect as soon as possible after governor tina cotech signs the new bill into law the Oregonian newspaper says that this leaves new jersey is the only state remaining to require gas station attendants having pump attendants is really a vestige of the days in which most gas

[00:51:21] teams offered the option of full service i do remember that that as a kid full itself you could still go to full service when i was a kid and someone would come out yeah but it was a

[00:51:33] yeah um in those days he attended might do more than pub gas he won't yep they would watch a windshield check the oil no sometimes inflate your tire i guess if it was low put it pumping a

[00:51:44] flammable liquid was thought to be too dangerous for the average motorist organs clinging to the law also had to do with preserving entry-level jobs that said in an economy that is joined near full employment stations have a hard time filling these jobs causing motorists on longer waits as

[00:52:00] few attendants uh flip between several pumps as a result the oil companies want the law change pump that gas the northwest grocery association argued that allowing self-service wouldn't cost job because under staffing it caused them to shut down half the available pumps anyway a smaller matter

[00:52:19] as a smaller matter the president system is just plain clunky for motorists even when staffing is solid i filled up the other day and they did it was very nice she asked what grade of fuel i

[00:52:26] wanted how much then she asked if i was in a gas discount plan then she entered my phone number okay no no no no no then she took the credit card but after all the number budget she forgot

[00:52:38] what grade and how much and it had to ask again okay yeah that's just an antiquated thing people go well what about those jobs those those people are just finding something else

[00:52:49] we're not doing this i mean why not ride your horse into town and have a cobbler it's ridiculous um what's that saying an antiquated thing now this is going to be a little bit of complaining on my part

[00:53:03] okay but i feel like i'm complaining for everyone not just myself um and really i'm kind of on a tangent against peach peach bouta jake okay i liked pete he's a midwest guy i want to like him

[00:53:19] but he's a secretary of transportation now and transportation is getting progressively worse and no one's doing anything about the incident with united airlines incidents i don't fly united thankfully chicago is not i love chicago but i don't love o' hair and like my friend dachs had

[00:53:38] to fly out of o' hair for years and then you're kind of you're a prisoner of united um always better to live in a destination town a tourist town like nashville because nobody dominates

[00:53:51] everybody comes in here american delta chalvoa spirit is saante is that i call spirit of something um even a legion even a legion it's loud and the real this is why so peep bouta jake when the

[00:54:07] united thing went down last week all these people are stranded well first of all they caught the ceo flying privately same weekend i mean you're fired you're fired but this there's like roger

[00:54:22] gadel they never get fired once you get to ceo level i think it's all a bunch of friends there's probably a hundred of them in the country and they're not gonna fuck over their friend

[00:54:34] but like if i was the board he there has to be a board of uh united i'm firing this guy scott curbie or something but also peep bouta jake put out a video people are standing in lines with

[00:54:52] kids crying old people don't know what to do it's a it's a god damn mess and he put out a video saying to go on the website to know your rights that's how i feel about going on your website

[00:55:04] to learn my rights because you can learn your rights all you want and i have heard people that do know their rights i don't know my rights but when they are regurgitating

[00:55:17] does anybody here not know their rights me i do not know um i'm just gonna try to barter with you when i get up there um but the people who do lay that crap on the people that are working there

[00:55:30] now you have to remember the people working behind the the check and desk at united they've also had it they're frustrated they're tired do you want to stand behind that counter and look at

[00:55:40] a sea of people that are pissed off no i quit or i start drinking on the job and then i'd get fired but um you can spout off your government rights all day long this is where i don't think peeps in

[00:55:54] touch with what's really happening and they'll just go well you can do that and fill out these forms on the website now do you want to go to san diego right now or not and then you

[00:56:03] just have to go along with whatever they say right well here's your hotel voucher if you could even get one but it's it's some shit hotel it's not now it's not fine it's like it's not even a marriott

[00:56:16] courtyard's fine holiday express fine it's some weird offbeat i mean i've been through this so so many times and the it's getting worse how else am i supposed to go a train no they can't

[00:56:29] stay on the tracks and they're all um crashing and falling um we don't have any fast trains if you live in the midwest or the south right the east coast kind of got that mastered which is why i love a

[00:56:39] train right um but not for you know if you want to go to st louis to chicago you might as well drive and then the train stations these days are going to drop you off pretty much somewhere in some

[00:56:51] bad neighborhood um you know and then what are you going to do how are you going to get from your uber it's just his video pissed me off like dude don't get all technical now you've got thousands

[00:57:06] of people on fourth of july weekend corporate people that only have two weeks a month two weeks a year off you just screwed them out of what's going to be probably four days of their life and

[00:57:17] you're telling them to go on a website right that's not right but and then he blamed the storms he blamed mother nature yeah well this article says it's a perfect storm in more ways than one

[00:57:29] thousands of you s airline passengers were stranded by stranded by flight cancellations and delays as we causing k k outside airports heading into a busy fourth of july weekend on thursday afternoon

[00:57:39] 472 flights into and out of within the states had been at cancel you're not going to tell me that there's not many for weather right and more than 2700 were delayed my friend i have a comedian friend

[00:57:51] tim wilkins he put a good thought on twitter he said why do we have to pay up front why can't we sign a contract and say we'll pay when you complete the job so if i'm going from st

[00:58:06] louis to dalis when i land in dalis the credit card will be approved if i'm late you get fined take then we'd be i'd be excited about being late i'd be like boom another hundo boom another hundo uh it's a great idea because we're paying in advance

[00:58:25] and then they don't complete the contract and they just blame it on bullshit i don't i don't want to know i mean sometimes obviously there's weather i get it you can't fix that but

[00:58:36] this was way more than that that this is because they didn't hire enough staff after covid they haven't and they kept that money and then they do the stock rebuy um because everybody else's

[00:58:48] flights were going yes i mean you can say newark's the hub so east coast did get some storms it's just it's just more way more to it airlines across the united states we're not able to recover

[00:59:01] quickly from the severe weather over the weekend due to lingering staff shortages from the pandemic exactly well you know why you have a shortage you're not paying enough their job is in lucrative

[00:59:11] or people would sign up i make a really good living and thought about working at buckys because i saw how much they pay on the thing i was like wow if i retire if i could live now buy a near a buckys

[00:59:24] this and i want to work in the beef brisket part i already know area where we're going um but if you put out good money with benefits you would have felt these positions but they're

[00:59:34] cheap and the ceo is not i know i'm really going off on this i don't usually get this serious but when you travel every week and see this shit and here's the crazy thing because

[00:59:43] i travel so much and they usually me they're on delta or southwest um southwest for short guys no problem delta for the and for all the reasons everybody already knows but i see this happening

[00:59:57] it's happened to me but it's never as bad because i have a delta lounge pass my bartender friends are in the lounge i but to watch i see old people like my parents age they actually go to that red

[01:00:11] phone that's on the wall yeah that calls it calls 1974 no one's answering don't what are you doing but nobody has nobody's kind enough i've told them i've walked up to random old people and but

[01:00:24] that phone's not going to help you you need to go to a cup but it says it will flight problems and when you when you pick up that phone there's no numbers to dial

[01:00:37] right straight to reservations you're just going to be on hold but anyway so they didn't hire enough people back but they took the ppp money that's where i would have said you are not getting the money

[01:00:47] until you can prove to me that you have re-staffed the way you were or you can't operate you can't promise all this shit most airlines made serious staff cuts in the early months of covid

[01:00:58] rehiring to meet the new renewed demand over three years has taken longer than expected because you're not paying properly right as a result the us domestic airline capacity is still down 10 percent compared to pre-pandemic rates the outlet said the dip makes it's harder to find new seats for

[01:01:18] passengers who initial flights have been cancelled this is the ongoing problem this is where p needs to step in somehow and go nay nay because um one of these times recently

[01:01:32] i was flying back to st louis from work wherever work or something and then they said um well it's even worse in national because it's a tourist town so if your flight Atlanta to Nashville storms

[01:01:47] in Atlanta that was true uh delayed delayed delayed thank god they didn't cancel it because if they cancel it problem is the next flight's already full so there's nowhere to go there's no inventory so

[01:02:02] you just sit there until one seat becomes available you know if you bought first class or business class you're probably not getting that no so back in coach middle seat because that's what's going to

[01:02:13] pop open it's just bullshit this friday june 30 is now expected to be the busiest air travel day blah blah blah we know all that the airline is not running as optimally as it needs to run we have

[01:02:23] improvements we can make substantial improvements delta ceo ed bastion well that's not the ceo that got caught flying privately maybe they have more than one um united which had logged the most cancellations said on wednesday it was all hands on deck mode on july 4th and then you

[01:02:42] make the people who do show up crabbier the workers who show up that are trying to do the right thing you i mean i can't imagine like first of all i appreciate anybody who works at an airport

[01:02:55] because i think where did you park especially in the fast food ones like somebody's working at mcdonald's in the airport you could work at a mcdonald's by your house why put up with the maybe they

[01:03:05] pay a little more i don't know but um imagine you pop out from behind the the backstage of the airline counter and you go are you shitting me there's 3,500 angry people rightfully so

[01:03:24] and i've got to deal with and it will never stop this is like the like lou's job at the post office the mail never stops coming f a a drama united headlines made um as it acts thousands of flight

[01:03:39] which were flown out of newark mid-tubb the airline was still leading the way with 385 cancelled flights in a memo see now it says ceo scott curby blamed the debacle on understaffing lower experience at the federal aviation administration so now he is blaming it on the f a a

[01:04:00] well that's where p boudge needs to come in are are we shorthanded why do we have nine million flights scheduled near canceling half of them and nobody else's no it led to massive cancellation delays diversions as well as crews and aircraft out of position and that put everyone

[01:04:18] behind the apel when the weather did hit on sunday further complicating uh and was further compounded by f a a staffing shortages uh uh to be fair it's not the fault of the current f a a

[01:04:29] but they are responsible for solving the problem they inherited right i really thought pete could upgrade shit i did yeah well what are you supposed to focus on you think secretaries for transportation

[01:04:42] sounds like an easier gig out of some that sound hard yeah like i don't want economics or like i would think i might be able to do that but then i don't nothing works

[01:04:57] well tsa isn't him it's homeland security tsa isn't him so he can't deal with that yeah but he's responsible he came down to national and had a big ass party in the main terminal where they have

[01:05:07] completely fucked up security every single person my friend dwarf everybody that flies out of natural goes it now takes 20 to 25 minutes longer because of the quote new safer x-ray machines they put in but here's safer than what we've never had a problem here it was that's a

[01:05:25] conch government contract bullshit move somebody who made those machines said these are better than your old ones so put them in every airport and then the united states government went okay and

[01:05:34] signed off on them and now we because the problem is the old belts just ran so if your bag was on there and they were gonna pull it it got pulled when it was already out now it goes and it sits to

[01:05:45] the side yeah i've really spent i'm very sorry turn my time a lot of time on this i really have to regroup curbie wants to blame it on the fAA the top union united suggests otherwise a level

[01:06:03] of frustration or high and it feels as if there's no solutions aside there's a union guy especially for those who've been on duty for extended periods of time the association of flight attendant set of united management in a memo in addition to problems with eric traffic control

[01:06:16] staffing the memo claimed there's also hours long hold times with crew schedulers oh because the whole times are currently in excessive three hours as crew scheduling works to update crews in chronological order we are working to find solutions that receive that relieve some of the

[01:06:34] backlog so they can't even staff their stuff because there's a crew it's a three is employed by the airline yeah right but that's the union guys saying it is united's fault he's saying yeah

[01:06:52] well yeah do i have an airline ticket to go to t-shirt do you have an airline ticket maybe maybe um on united no maybe yep i'm not telling you this is the craziest thing i've ever seen

[01:07:23] and i need everyone to go look at this online because i i did not believe it and the schnotz a microscopic handbag smaller than a green of salt has been sold for 63 750 dollars at auction there's a picture of a person's index finger and there's this tiny green

[01:07:49] and they have too much money and then i always think what would dolly parton do is 63 000 dollars she'd give it to the children yeah and books so the children can read and so the children's

[01:07:59] can make schedules at united so stupid oh my god a microscopic a microscope is needed to view the bags design with the tiny object measuring 657 by 222 by 700 micrometers narrow enough to pass through the

[01:08:16] eye of a needle the person's so small you'll need a microscope to see a d-art collector collective buying the bag set uh the art collective is known for its controversial designs they include shoes with human blood oh it's these people remember the shoes that yeah

[01:08:33] trainers with holy water in the soles a cologne that smells like wd 40 and this time the collective decided to take the trend of small handbags through the extreme there are big handbags normal handbags is small handbags but this is the final word in bag miniaturization the bag features

[01:08:49] handbag designer louis vitan branding but has no connection to the brand see they steal shit like this too yeah i know and then they get in trouble and then it's too late though they've already done it

[01:08:59] um while it was be creating some of the being created some of the tiny bag samples sent to be reviewed by the brand were so small they were lost by the ms chx team but the loss of

[01:09:12] that should be less of the worry of um yeah wait till you see it it's neon green bid started at 15 grand yeah that's ridiculous yep this is what people are doing all right that's stupid we're gonna leave you

[01:09:34] with a feel good well this one if you guys have seen my special on amazon please go on amazon watch my special rate it highly thank you um i do with the i do on the podcast yeah i do a thing um

[01:09:57] about um well by the way i forgot the water we watching segment and i was going to say that for next week yes i am yes i am yes i am or you're not going to tailor

[01:10:16] yep well because there's more information coming out so in my amazon special which by the way well i'll talk about that i do a joke about furries and how i learned about furries

[01:10:29] and i so if you go watch that joke on amazon it never even occurred to me to ask are the furries gay or straight or or both or right right we've already binary non-binary well

[01:10:52] gay furries are on a hacking spree against anti-trant you know i mean first of all if i'm a beagle and i meet a lizard gecko at the party and i'm getting along with the gecko it's hard enough to

[01:11:12] understand in my head that i'm talking to a lizard and then i gotta figure out what anyway gay furries i kind of love it though because this is the children and they'll get you

[01:11:25] they will get you they are on a hacking spree against the anti-trans movement it expanded to five states south dakota and rebraska texas south carolina pennsylvania have been targeted so they may look like a

[01:11:37] silly beagle but they get home um their group is known as siege sec i don't know if i'm saying that right they've expanded five states the group which earlier this month leaked data from texas

[01:11:51] city of fourth work fourth worth they claimed on wednesday that it breached government websites belonging to the states i just said in an announcement on the breaches which encourages readers to be gay do crime um then yeah we have proudly defaced the south dakota boards and

[01:12:10] commissioners website we left little special messages across their sites unfortunately they have now fixed the defacement since it seems south dakota didn't appreciate our gift we will offer our gifts to someone else we've hacked and leaked documents from the Nebraska scrim scrim court intranet and

[01:12:27] intranet it actually says that and south carolina criminal justice information services the children fear the children fear the children the hacking group also went state to state and it retrieved health related information of texas and caused disruptions to

[01:12:46] systems in pennsylvania it claimed that it came across over 15 000 child care records although it has no intention of publishing those we've planned our new attacks carefully and we've ensured to give texas another gift very soon oh so just know if you're putting anti-trans stuff up

[01:13:09] the children are coming i still don't understand why the furries are involved i don't get it maybe maybe a termite what's that why are there is do we have any gay furry termites i mean

[01:13:22] what does furry have to do with trans now i sound like larry king i thought you were a rabbit what are you talking about we'll be right back after a commercial with our trans rabbit

[01:13:35] what i don't know why furries i don't know why so what are they a furry group yeah they're gay furries specifically yeah we must have at least one out there right we're very open-minded we love beer is for everyone

[01:13:59] beer so what did we decide to cancel your thoughts a vacation from thinking yeah um okay so i'm off to um the hapten beach casino ballroom very excited then the cape cod melaton waited my whole life to go can't wait i can't wait to see what's so fantastic

[01:14:18] right maybe it's just a lobster roll yeah maybe that i might go down then boysy i always have fun and boysy reno yeah i say on stage areno well i'm not gonna say on the podcast you have to come to the show

[01:14:39] her she pennsylvania home of the most philanthropic person that i've ever known well i didn't know but i've read about her experience mr hershey um pittsburgh yeah so great yeah from montee brothers sandwich i know it's hack but i'm going and cleveland

[01:14:59] one of my favorite bars in the whole whole wide world lives in cleveland either no the harbour in the harbour in yeah the anchor in is a buffalo the anchor bars and

[01:15:13] buffalo also a wonderful place so it's our might you can come see me in any of those places and then we're starting to get the gigs for 2024 are rolling in and um there's some good ones

[01:15:30] yeah some big ones yeah so uh there's gonna be a new hat yeah and a t-shirt yeah the children in nashville are working on that now so there you go termites all right well it's still summer thank

[01:15:47] god not too too hot yet i don't know when the hundred days are coming and i hope they don't but although it was the hottest day the earth was the hottest it's ever been on record the other day

[01:15:59] for july fourth of july was the hottest yeah which is kind of weird to think like we're just yeah getting hotter and hotter nobody's really saying well i mean there's people the children that are destroying paintings to try to say something and you know i agree with your

[01:16:16] premise but let's not ruin art okay okay okay all right termites that's it wear your sunblock be sunblock termites and