Episode 139: Banksy’s Rare Exhibit, The Senate vs TikTok, & You Can’t Wrestle Bears In Missouri

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. Termites? Hmm, that's all. Um... Faya! Episode 139! How crazy is that? That's officially... Um, 12...let's see, 7.

[00:00:36] It's 127 more than Harry and Meghan turned in. Just saying Spotify. Boom, you kinda wasted your money. Your 20 million dollars! Although they're not gonna get all that. We're gonna talk about that. Yeah. Yeah, and then there was another little bursting story about that, about Harry and Meghan.

[00:00:55] I can't wait. You know, I really don't care if they want to leave the royal family and they want to become normal people. That's fine. It's what they've been doing in the meantime. Um, Kelly Osborn went off on it too, but I'm not great at she- Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:09] Yeah, I like all the Osborns. I know there's reasons people probably wouldn't, but I do. Um, uh... Yeah, I'm not British. I don't care what the shit they do, but they're not really doing anything. It's the typical... I'll get into it.

[00:01:21] But first, let's start out. What are we drinking? A giant Budweiser. This is not a political statement. This is a sporting statement. If you will see, there is a cardinal on the front of this can. And I'm embarrassed because we're in last place. We've never played this poorly.

[00:01:39] I'm trying. I watch it with my dad every day. And health-wise, somebody said, are we ever going to know what's going to happen? I'm not going to go into all the health issues that have occurred because it's their health. It's not my health. They have their right to.

[00:01:52] At some point if they will say, okay, we'll have it all, we will. But everybody... It's all hands on deck. Everything is moving forward. Yay! No one is dead. Yeah. Everyone's thinking clearly. Right. So, one step at a time.

[00:02:10] But I will be spending it in an ornament in a amount of time in the Ozarks, watching the Cardinals. And they suck. And maybe this is a rally can. It's all I can think of. And then I have a little ol' Smokey up.

[00:02:21] Because the Tennessee team is doing really good in the College World Series. Yeah. Yeah. So good for them. Makes it feel a little better. Well, and I just love this mascot because it's a blue tick count. And look, they made him blue. He's very blue.

[00:02:31] Blue ticks are my second favorite after Beagles. Anything in the Hound Group. Anyway... So that's what I'm drinking. A real old school Budweiser. And this is... You know, I don't care about Bud Light. Now Garth Brooks is in more trouble because he's serving Bud Light.

[00:02:44] I cannot believe it's this country we are so out of shit to do. That we're fighting over... What did we just serve Bud Light? It was a trans person. Oh my God! Who cares? I mean, if it's my favorite beer... Short of it being like Hitler...

[00:03:00] I'd be like, okay, damn it. I can't drink fat tire. They put Hitler on the can. You can't do that. But I mean, I don't... You could even put a picture of the devil on fat tire and I'd be like, well, the devil drinks too.

[00:03:12] You know, I could come up with a reason to excuse. I just don't... Can't believe that people... Over a beer would go this bananas and it's still going on. I thought it would fade away, but it's not. People are still really pissed about it, but it'll go away.

[00:03:26] I imagine eventually. So that's what I'm drinking. Cheers to Budweiser is not in trouble. Bud Light's a... Bud Light's a... Now this glass sets Bud Light, but I had purchased these long before this candle. I just want to say that.

[00:03:38] They were at Dearberg's, which is a grocery store in Missouri. So many things. Well, what are we trying? Now this might... This is... I already tried it admittedly. Doritos Cool Ranch Popcorn. And it's smart food. And you know what?

[00:03:59] I just had to have my tooth put back in so I have to be careful. Um... Now my tooth's fallen twice to when I'm sitting there with my dad. And then I got it glued back in. I fell out again the next one. Um, this is really good.

[00:04:13] Doritos Cool Ranch flavored popcorn. I vote A plus. I like it. I like that skinny pop too though. And that's less calories. And then Lays, me and my dad's favorite brand, they've decided to do a BLT sandwich. You know... Delicious!

[00:04:29] Well, you don't have to do this to trick me into buying Lays. I'll buy Lays. It's good. I don't know how much money they spend creating new things. It seems ridiculous. Um... They're good. Yep. Tastes... Like a BLT? No. Doesn't taste like a BLT at all. No.

[00:04:47] I don't know what it is, but it's good. But... No. No. I mean it's fine, but just buy Lays. It's got a little more... There. A little more kick than a normal Lays. That's what you're into. Thanks. And then Kraft. Who doesn't love Kraft?

[00:05:05] They have Mayo that's Buffalo style dressing. I think the idea is to put this on sandwiches. Like mayonnaise, except you want Buffalo... Will you get chicken sandwich? No, like I'm... I don't know. I don't know. It's a good question. Yeah, this one has a fried chicken sandwich.

[00:05:21] I would never eat fried chicken sandwich. Bad enough if I'd eat fried chicken more or less on a sandwich. Come on, some of us have standards. Uh... You do look part time for yourself. Well, I have a Popeyes every now and then. Um... This is really good.

[00:05:38] I just don't understand the point. I think it's supposed to spice up like a turkey sandwich. Which it would. Um, it kind of tastes like buffalo. I think it would mess up the taste of your cheese if you had like turkey and... Swiss. This would overpower it all.

[00:05:56] Yeah. A ham sandwich? Just a plain sandwich? Yeah. This thing of it though... I mean... Do they just think like everybody has 12 children? I mean, how long would it take to eat this? It would take me... I mean, I'd move before I was done.

[00:06:12] And then I'd be like, oh look, this expired seven years ago. Great, okay. So that's what we're drinking and eating. A few termite things. Somebody sent me this little dancing Jesus, which I thought was funny. Kathy from Kalamazoo.

[00:06:25] It said you probably know the song Plastic Jesus by George. And I can't read it. And Ed Rush, I don't know it. But there's a chorus. I don't care if it rains or freezes. As long as I got Plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car.

[00:06:37] And this is a dancing Jesus because I'm doing the work of the Lord. So she thought I would... Yeah, he'll stay right here. Yeah. So that's from Kathy Kalamazoo. Thank you very much. Got a little... I was invited to one of the children's graduation. Not my...

[00:06:54] These are the defuse. This is for... I got this late because I wasn't around. I was up in... It was like Robert... I won't say as I say, but Robert Steven. He's very cute. He was having a graduation party on Sunday, June 11th, noon to four. Illinois.

[00:07:10] I could have shot over there. I could have called Mary back. Mary wrote this. This is so funny. I wanted to invite you to my son's graduation party. Now, enough about him. My sister and I are huge termites. We attend every show when you come to Chicago.

[00:07:23] My name is Mary, my sister's name is Jenny. Hope you can stop it. I could not stop it because I didn't get this too late, but I'll... I don't know if he likes me, but I can send something. I'll send something to Mary and Jenny.

[00:07:35] Okay, a little prize. These prize packages may be delayed. I'm not really anywhere as much as I'd like to be these days, except I am going to Vegas this weekend. The Mirage. And then another nice little note.

[00:07:48] Just a nice note from Sandy and Dave in Pagosa Springs, Colorado. Know that your family and hearts are in... My prayers are in a difficult time. Love you. Be kind to yourself. Be kind to myself. I did do some of that in the Ozarks this time.

[00:08:00] I snuck out of my shift work, as I call it now, and golfed a little. Saw a giant snake. Yeah, well, I didn't get the good snake on video. It was too terrifying. I was like, I'm not going all the way over there.

[00:08:16] The snake in the lake wasn't the snake at the golf. The snake on the fairway was... It'd be weird if I was following you. Yeah, it'd be weird if I kept seeing the same snake. I don't know. I'd say it was probably at least five foot long.

[00:08:26] We had a lot of assets. He was just going across the fairway super quickly like a black snake. But you just don't want to go into your sand trap a lot, you know... And then you get in the trap and there it is. You have to look.

[00:08:39] You have to pay attention in the summer. Just saying. I got to do a little fishing. Not much, but I did. I caught a giant bass off the dock. Yeah, it was good. So there you have it. So many things.

[00:08:54] I really want to talk about this Titanic thing so bad. I can hardly stand it and we're going to, but there's a few things first. I could not believe this. So my friends Bob and Clark, I've known them since I was 25 years old.

[00:09:06] And Bob now works at the Kelly Clarkson show. And he was my manager for a while and then he booked a tonight show. And he's my friend and Clark, his partner. I don't really know if they're ever married. I don't know if they were.

[00:09:22] I guess I could add. I don't know. I just think of him as Bob and Clark. Maybe they, if they did get married, I wasn't invited. So the blark, Clark's like it in a present. If you suck away somewhere, you didn't tell me about.

[00:09:34] So when I talked about the ceramic Picasso on here, they texted me. We have a ceramic Picasso. I'm like, what? Yeah. And he said to picture of it. I said, how did you get this? And can I talk about other pubcasts?

[00:09:52] He said, yeah, it was back when I was a concierge. I'm not going to say which hotel. This is Clark. I had an in with an art dealer at the time. It was worth around four grand. He only made me pay $1,500 ceramics will never value.

[00:10:06] Be will never be painting value. That's for sure in the Picasso Museum in Barcelona. They have a whole section devoted to ceramics. I did not know that and then he said to picture of it and they

[00:10:16] have a little Picasso book and the bowl is sitting on a little frame. I'm like, I didn't even know he did any of this, but it made me laugh. I'm like, you two have one. Come on. What else are you hiding? That's crazy. Right.

[00:10:31] You're sitting there over at bed, bath and beyond having cocktails and you're telling me you got a Picasso sitting on your. What do you want to call it? I don't know. Your oh, Curio. Is it in your Curio? My mom has a Curio.

[00:10:43] Okay, but it has keys to it and it's old and she wanted me to get something. She wanted there's I used to talk about my act. She has this ceramic Irishman's head that every time I'm there,

[00:10:52] she tries to give it to me and I'm like, I'll just wait till everyone's dead and I'll take it off your hands then. But right now and I had to get in it those old keys, skeleton keys. Holy shit. Not an easy thing.

[00:11:06] But anyway, that made me laugh. So let's move it on to a Queen news. Well, I don't have any Queen news share very quiet. Tanya touring fine. Who do I get here? Dolly nothing this week, but I'm sure she's done 85 things. I just haven't heard about him.

[00:11:22] That lady never sleeps. Stevie's out there on the road. Lots of videos. Tay Tay. I do have a she's crushing it. She's an economy. I swear to God if I was her, I would that's my next album.

[00:11:34] I'm an economy and you want yours fixed invite me to your town. Have me do 10 shows. You'll have all the money in hotel and taxes you need. But I did read a thing. I didn't have time for this.

[00:11:45] I have a lot this week, but the of what going to a Tay Tay concert does to you because people, the children, many of the children are saying they have amnesia from it. Yeah, and they can't remember what happened.

[00:11:59] Now I've had that experience, but it was due to alcohol and I can pinpoint exactly when I went over or under the edge of what I was capable of. Yeah, one one time. Led Zeppelin came to St. Lewis to the checker dome.

[00:12:15] Yeah, I fell asleep in the car. I never made it in. And my friends left me. Well, they're fine with that back then. Yeah, they're like Kathleen's done. I'm like, yeah, I'm done. I just got two over stimulated and I had a lot of beer

[00:12:29] and then I'm like, I'm tired. I don't feel like going. Okay, update. Oh, mini queen update. Why shouldn't say a mini queen because it's Anita. She's she's a big queen, but she's my height. Well, she's a shawty. She's a shawty queen. Me, Dolly, Stevie the shawty's Anita.

[00:12:51] So Anita is out on tour and I saw Anita in Atlanta and baby face was the opener. I did not know baby face was going to be the opener. I also did not realize how many songs he has produced. Azalea.

[00:13:03] I mean, I knew that was his part of his deal. But he basically turned the place into a 90s pop disco. I would say it was great. He was great, but I did notice as someone who is a performer and a headliner also.

[00:13:22] I noticed that I thought he went a little long time wise. I'm like, I'm looking at my thing going like everybody who opens for me who's nice enough to take the gig. I usually say 2020 if you hate them 25 if you love them 30 max because people didn't pay.

[00:13:39] The opener is there to have fun and I never hire shitty openers always hire super funny people because they think if you paid to come to a show, it's the whole show. You should not just. I won't say it, but there's other people that view it that differently.

[00:13:55] But yeah, they're like, I think it's better to just get an unfunny fucker out there. And then when you go up, you seem twice as funny. Okay. Well, I'm not doing that to people here sit through this trainwreck and then I'll come out and try to fix all

[00:14:08] that. No. So anyway, she's had babyface and everything was going fine on the road. And then somewhere in Newark. This is a month ago. A month I saw it on Twitter. They had all these technical difficulties. So she told him. Apparently some people are under the impression they're

[00:14:26] co-headlining. They're not. No, and Nina is selling the tickets. Let's not kid ourselves. Baby face can't sell 18,000 tickets in an arena with no marketing and Nina puts out a thing on Twitter. I might become in your town. That's it. She doesn't do press and it sells out immediately.

[00:14:45] Well, so that night when there were all these tech problems, she said, tell him we're good tonight. We can't do it. We can't have you go out for an hour and she didn't shorten his set. And if an opener got down to I had to cut their set,

[00:15:01] I would just say, Hey man, great news for you. You are off with pay tonight. I would love that. This is me. Oh, hey, I just get to watch. Yeah, sweet. Um, it was one thing. Well, then his fans and I watched it all on Twitter.

[00:15:15] They started coming after her and you know, I said to one of my friends, black Twitter went crazy and they were like, what's black Twitter? I'm like, like there's Irish Twitter. All groups kind of have their own. The Irish Twitter is hilarious.

[00:15:29] Black Twitter beyond funny when they go at it. Watch out. There are just bombs being dropped everywhere and funny as shit. Well, she got tired of it and she dropped him from the tour. Yes, I'm sure I'm guessing contractually she had to pay

[00:15:46] him out, but you know what? If you're going to stick your fans on me because you didn't like something that night that had nothing to do with me. It's the tech problems. What are we going to do? We're already starting way late.

[00:15:58] We can't have you get the night off man with pay. Why the whining? Anyway, if you're going to see Miss Anita now, she's either by herself. She said she's going out up by herself, but she might who knows she might find people to fill in, but that could

[00:16:13] become a shit show too because you don't know who you're working with and what are they doing? And then people say, why don't you hire somebody local? That's all good in theory, but if they really don't know the gig, then it doesn't really work. It's too complicated.

[00:16:26] Plus you also don't know if those people are crazy. Like sometimes I'd like to hire openers in local towns. Let's say I go to Omaha and there's five, 20 people. I've thought about that. Like let's put what your videos online.

[00:16:39] I'll pick one of you, but I don't know if they're crazy. Right? Especially with comedians. I don't know about singers. I don't know anything about them. I'd have to ask my friend that anyway. That's all the Queen news. I got baby face. Yeah, fire. Fire. You're fired.

[00:17:00] I did love it though. Somebody put on there. Somebody, somebody mentioned with auntie Anita. Nae, nae. And then there's just a picture of a kid box and beating the shit out of a little, little kid with boxy gloves. Oh, we ain't gonna put up with this. Yeah. Update.

[00:17:17] Anna Delvy. Oh no. Yes. I told you she's starting her podcast, right? Okay. Well, first of all, I didn't know that Chris Cuomo, who got fired from CNN has a new show on News Nation because it's not a channel I would ever watch. Okay.

[00:17:36] Well, Chris Cuomo has a show called Cuomo, Cuomo, whatever. Okay. And he had Anna Delvy on and see this is what's wrong with the media. Why would you have this convicted fellow on? Give me one reason. Because he was fired. But because no one's watching News Nation.

[00:17:53] Yeah, right. That's the reason. They can't get any guest. No. But you don't put these people on if there's no story behind the story. And this is what she, she's convicted of swindling New York Social Arts banks and hotels at a tour is every five out of

[00:18:09] a dollar. I regret a lot of decisions I made when I was younger and I think I should be afforded a chance to move on with my life. She said, how many more times shall I apologize? And then he kept saying, he kept presenting facts about

[00:18:23] her pending appeal. Yeah. And she kept saying, you know, information is wrong. I don't know why you're getting your information and then she would just keep talking and he wouldn't. He didn't know how to stop her and then he would go.

[00:18:33] Well, it's not pending because it hasn't been filed, which is correct. You have to file the appeal for it to be pending. You can't say it's pending if you haven't filed it. Well, it's been fine. Oh, well, he's like, well, there's no proof in the

[00:18:46] court records while we're waiting on and then she said some other it was a stupid interview, but I thought it was on Twitter. I did not watch it on real TV. And I still don't know what the decision from ice is if she's being sent out or not.

[00:19:04] She's probably not going to get shipped out. I mean, and there are people that have done way worse that are still here, but that's not the bar we should we should be using. We shouldn't be going, well, you know this guy lady and right. So that's Anna dummy.

[00:19:16] She's diner have blonde. She looks very different and it looks like maybe she had some sort of eye lift or something update, update, update, update. There are no frauds or Elizabeth Holmes. So she, yeah, paddles summer. She came. She can't pony up to $250 a month after the sentence.

[00:19:39] Yeah. She claims that she won't be able to afford her $250 a month restitution payments to her victim once she completes her 11 year sentence. She's saying now in 11 years, I won't have $250 a month. Well, aren't you selling yourself short?

[00:19:55] Why don't you try to paint some pictures in prison and get to make some money? What I thought you were such an entrepreneur. You're on the cover of fortune magazine. You can't fucking think of something to make money in prison. I could. Why don't you? I don't know.

[00:20:07] She could make memes and have them send out through other people. Yeah, she's already saying she can't. She can't afford it. I just got to turn this phone off. Don't sorry termites, but I don't want to bugging us and it will guarantee because there's too many

[00:20:21] people yelling at me about things right now. Power off. Yeah, well. Power off there. The termites a patient. So. She the judge impose a more than 450 to 452 million dollar restitution on her order on homes and her accomplice, but they noted that the judge treated the two defendants differently.

[00:20:48] I don't really care. How do you know you're not going to pull and I know you can't go after your marital assets, but the guy that she's married to is a bazillionaire. Once the defendant is supervised, the criminal money monetary penalties must be paid in monthly payments

[00:21:04] of not less than $250 or at least 10% of earnings which have risk greater to commence no later than 60 days from being put on supervision. She just says she's not going to be able to do that. Well, you know what I would say if I would

[00:21:20] say if I was a judge rule right now, I don't give a shit what you think you can or can't do in 11 years. This is the law 11 years from now come back to me. We're busy. We're busy people. Who will be retired? Right.

[00:21:35] It'll get passed on to a new judge. Yeah, update. Update. A Virginia man trader. This is a trader update. A Virginia man was sentenced today for assaulting law enforcement during the breach of the US Capitol on January 6th. His actions and the actions of others just rub you

[00:21:53] to joint session in the US Congress. Marcus Malley, 49 years old of Finn Castle, Virginia. Why like that name? Why do you reside? I live in Finn Castle. He was sentenced to 72 months in prison. 36 months. Jesus Christ. What's the math? 12 and 12 is 24 and 24 and 24 is 8 is 48.

[00:22:17] Oh Jesus, how many years is this? It took you a long time to get there. I know. But it's accurate. Well, how many years is it? 72 months. He was found guilty of interfering with the police officer during his five years. I thought it was more. Look at you.

[00:22:35] I love it. Nobody liked me. I don't really care. He's probably going to get out in two years on my way. He had a lot of counts against him. Two counts of assaulting, resister and peening certain officers are using a dangerous weapon, entering and remaining in restricted

[00:22:49] building with the dangerous weapon, disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building. You know, all these traitor people. Why you would do something like this when everyone is filming it is just I don't know what people are thinking. I really don't.

[00:23:05] So you know, there you go, Marcus, you're 49 years old. Enjoy the next minute. If he was, if it's five, he'll get out in three. But still update. He the environmental activist children and their young. They're the children and not all the children are bad.

[00:23:28] The these are the environmental activists, children on all the children that are helping with all the health stuff we're doing. They're just wonderful. I restore is my faith in human and the children. Not that I lose my faith in the children. Cajally I do.

[00:23:45] But for the most part, they're they're really that these kids, these children, no, I do not agree with their approach. I agree that this is a problem, you know, the Earth's getting too hot. There's a hurricane in forming heading towards like

[00:24:01] the Dominican Republic and there hasn't been one ever recorded this early in the Atlantic. Just bizarre shit. You know, all of Canada's on fire. Wisconsin can't see there was in Tennessee, the whole sky was hazy and I'm like, what is that?

[00:24:17] And then paddles said there were fires in Kentucky and I was like, oh, oh really? I didn't hear about that. Okay, I'll Google that Google. What is the haze in Nashville? Canadian fires, nothing but Kentucky paddles. You just made that shit up and I believed it.

[00:24:34] I think I saw the local news. Yeah, shout out to Randy. Oh yeah, shout out to my friend Randy. He he's a BAMF guy that I met golfing up there. He's a Lou fan. He's a Lewis Black fan and well, he's a my fan too,

[00:24:49] but he's my friend. No, he's my friend now. He's fighting. He's a firefighter. He's got a million jobs. He's a super. He's like a Rana Scott's guy like he can fly helicopters. He goes to remote parts in Canada.

[00:25:01] Then he goes to Ireland and he and just on a normal working man's salary. He's not a rich guy. He's just figured it out, but he's fighting all the fires up there. So shout out to Randy doing helicopter drops. He said the meals have improved the meals have

[00:25:15] improved for the firefighters. That's good stakes. He's very excited about his stake at night. Yeah, two activists on Wednesday smeared red paint and then glued their hands on the protective glass of the artist's garden at Geverni a painting by French impress in his Claude Monet on display

[00:25:31] in Stockholm's National Museum of Video was released. Okay, so there was glass in front of it. But they painted on that and then they glued their hands and you know what I would have done. I would have left them there like assholes.

[00:25:44] Yeah, I would have gone up with gorilla glue and added a little more glue to their paws and goes this what you want? You want it? You got it because the painting is safe. But I also whatever the children are up to security.

[00:26:00] I know I've said it a hundred times on this podcast, but what the fuck is going on at the x-ray machine getting in the building? Let me see your bag or no bags allowed. No bags check your bag at the bag check. No phones.

[00:26:18] No nothing and you want to come in great, but that's I don't know how are they getting red paint in there? I mean that's straight. Are they hiding it in their clothes? Maybe. The National Museum in Stockholm.

[00:26:33] This isn't some bullshit to music to sent museum that I mean. Yeah, they read big. Yeah, red paint. They arrested them. The crime is currently classified as aggravated vandalism. Yeah, the aggravated part. It's unclear whether the two more than just two people

[00:26:56] are involved in the incident, but a number of people have been checked in the police will among other things review the course of events without museums, sir, surveillance cameras. Well, yeah, but you let them in with paint. I this is a thing now guys.

[00:27:10] I mean, I'm it's some, you know, podcasts in the middle of the nowhere in the United States and I know I'd be on the lookout in Stockholm. The children mind the children. Anybody under 40. I got to see all that. No, I'd say under 50.

[00:27:26] I need to see everything you're bringing in here or just say no. Yeah, and there were more of the children two more on Friday. They were charged for allegedly defacing an exhibit at the National Gallery of Art in D.C. during a protest last month. Yeah, come on.

[00:27:42] No, they went after an Edgar did Edgar dig a thing. Yeah, his sculpture. Oh yeah, that's one we talked about on here. These are the two people. They don't look like children. I'm I'm releasing the children a blame of this incident. These people are like my age.

[00:28:00] Awful still bad. Yeah. Just take it just yes, your cause is is is valid. But you have to think of a way to get people. You just want our attention. Okay, you got it. But now what you're getting arrested jackass like you find

[00:28:18] a way you want to get people's attention, but you want them to get involved. This makes me think you're dumb and you want to destroy art and I don't go for that. I don't own any expensive art, but it should be in the world.

[00:28:31] You shouldn't be trying to wreck it. Hi. I'll get off my thing if I was the president. If I catch any one of you children coming into an art museum with something destructive, here's what's going to happen. You're not going to like it.

[00:28:49] No, I'd make them clean up on trash on the side of the highways. I would like a old timey road gang. Change. Yeah. Okay. Moving on. Update update update. Yeah, it's well because we usually do the Harry and Megan the end of Harry and Megan's 18 million while 20 million

[00:29:09] dollar Spotify after just one podcast series is a sign of Post makes it wave crashing brand expert says she just signed with William Morris and I'm sure there's a couple agents over there just going wait. I have to do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:29:30] There's two hundred people in this building. Yeah, I mean what what agent do we give her to the acting department? Do we give her to the literary department and you know if within an agency because I've been doing this since I was 25 years old.

[00:29:43] There are many, many departments and when you initially have your meeting because I've done it a million times they all say they're going to all do all these things. And then I'm the only person that goes into the agency meeting going yeah, I don't really care anybody.

[00:29:55] They just I just want to tell jokes on the road and then they're like oh what about your brand? I'm like yep. Don't have one move on. What about have you written anything? Nope. Haven't written shit. I don't have a play or I'm a screenplay.

[00:30:08] I don't even have a poem. Hey, you know what about movies now unless a friend needs me. I'm not doing it. Well hi, this is the these are the TV people. Hi. Hi Jane and Bob and oh look then they have weird names

[00:30:24] that you don't even know what they mean. Oh hi it's parsley you know it's fucking where's garlic like whatever and I just go yeah, no I don't want to be on a sitcom either and then they're all grossly disappointed but if you are interested in those things

[00:30:39] in these meetings because like Lewis likes to do all that stuff he or there's always the commercial agent to is there any brands you're associated with you'd like to try to do their commercials. No, no not doing that either.

[00:30:52] I tried when I was young because I thought it was a way to make money and I'll never forget one person. It was a mayonnaise commercial and the person told me I didn't sound excited enough about mayonnaise and I was

[00:31:04] like this is the dumbest conversation I've ever had mayonnaise isn't something you get excited about well do because I get excited about miracle whip but that's not mayonnaise according to people that aren't from the Midwest. It's not it's not like holy shit.

[00:31:19] I don't know it's a rare whiskey it's mayonnaise is available everywhere there's no reason to get that excited. Anyway, I quit I quit doing that but I'm saying so she Megan wandered over there they picked her up and somebody over there is going to have to make

[00:31:35] her happy and I'm just glad I'm not in that position because I'm not sure it's possible. You know and I respect them for leaving if they don't want to be part of their family leave but then you want to keep your titles.

[00:31:49] Harry maybe earned his he put in the time. I don't think he's the smartest child in the royal family. He was the most fun it seemed like little devilish yeah and then now it's all serious and victim shit you know and there are there's all kinds

[00:32:11] of victim things that are very true in there. I'm sure it's horrible your mother died when you're young but I mean at some point what else are we going to do here. You know well Spotify but this is very la to oh my

[00:32:24] God Harry and Megan and then they'll all run to sign them and then they'll all forget oh wow we just signed these people for millions of dollars. What is it that they do. Dude is there a skill or a talent or anything they've even practiced.

[00:32:38] No no they just run like they run like bees to the hive when they hear there's something in there. They used to do it at the Montreal Comedy Festival any comedian with an accent they all just ran over there

[00:32:50] and we're like we got to sign this guy I'm like I know he's from Scotland and that's exotic to you people but nobody can understand him number one. Well you know of course he's a little to them now what what even the Brits were like what the fuck

[00:33:06] did he say they would just they're just they're they're not very creative so they all ran and Netflix to they're in the same boat now you sign these people for a hundred million I think what did you think they were going to do.

[00:33:19] That's what I would love to have a meeting and go they're not getting paid out the whole 20 million and now they're saying that she didn't even do the interviews on the podcast they made like an intern or an assistant to it and then they

[00:33:35] dropped her questions and she did what they're saying. Now I have done a million people's podcast let's say I'm going to do like Adam Sandler's or somebody where. Tilted somebody that I am excited to see what's not fair because I actually know them let's say it's

[00:33:57] somebody I don't know that would be a big deal. I would be excited that I could finally get to talk to him or meet him well these people showing up I don't know about all of them but the word

[00:34:09] of the street is they weren't even talking to her. It's all over the Internet it's not me starting a rumor no no no no no. Yeah, but how lazy is that get your ass down there and speak to these people but then I thought okay

[00:34:28] I've been on well during covid even post covid a lot of podcast that was a zoom deal and it's called the gotcha because let's say I turn on zoom why just did one with Jeff Fox with my friend.

[00:34:42] Let's say I'm supposed to be on with Jeff and it comes on I'm excited to see my friend and they're like this producer kid starts asking me questions. I would have answered them but I would have went what are we doing like is Jeff coming on but

[00:34:56] I also do these all the time so I'm familiar with what's supposed to be happening but maybe. But maybe. If you're the guest on there's you don't know. And then you're like shit I don't know especially like nice people on a nice person if this kid's

[00:35:14] asking me these questions I would be like are we doing this and they'd be like yeah okay and then I would answer the question but I'd be like huh I was looking weird. Well you would think it's prep questions like and then you find out you're done.

[00:35:29] It's a tall it's a gotcha move because they do got you moving on. I'm so excited to talk about the titanic thing I can barely get through these stories but these are good ones. I'm not jumping I'm not leaving ain't everybody sent

[00:35:45] this to me all the termites that sent it to me thank you. Dazzling ancient Browns sword found in Germany. It's 3000 years old and it is perfectly preserved and it is the most awesome looking thing we'll put it in the schnotes still I hope it goes to museum.

[00:36:04] The Browns sword with an octagonal hilt was found in a grave in southern town of Nordlingen. It's thought to be from the late 14th century B.C. Its condition is so good it almost still shines the Bavarian state officer for monument protection

[00:36:19] says the grave contains the bones of a man a woman and a boy and other Browns items they're not sure whether the three were related and the rarity of the fine raises questions about the swords origin they said manufacturing such a sword

[00:36:31] was complicated as the hilt was cast onto the blade the northern Lynn stored does not appear to have been used in anger it's believed to have been a real weapon though not just ornamental. The state of preservation is exceptional it's like a very rare fine.

[00:36:48] It was left in the great it was left in the grave containing the remains of the way I already said that. It's it's gleaming. I mean it's gorgeous it should be like it should be like totally in the Louvre or some museum like

[00:37:01] it's a piece of art it's awesome looking so this is crazy. The discovery of one million pennies potentially worth millions a family of California discovered a hidden treasure while organizing the late father's home which which was a stunning turn of events they found about one million pennies

[00:37:18] hidden in a crawl space in the Pico Union area of Los Angeles. The family believes they are not ordinary pennies and may be worth much more than their face value. $10,000 would be the average value of one million cents but the family's German immigrant father

[00:37:36] decades long collection of coins may be worth considerably more after the U.S. switch from copper to zinc during World War 2 the father start to always started saving them then the late father-in-law John raise commented on the amazing silver these have been untouched

[00:37:51] for decade and I think that's super unique part about it according to the family's suspicions of father may have had a clever scheme to capitalize on the battle's value however they also hope that an expensive and rare collector's item might be hiding with a massive collection of pennies

[00:38:05] in 1940 1943 pennies sold for an astonishing oh my god 1.7 million at a 2010 auction among several pennies in recent years fetching extraordinary extraordinary sums thousands of dollars have also been paid for rare pennies the family bravely decided to market their collection offer oh that on some website called offer up

[00:38:27] value needed twenty five thousand dollars considering these things point lovers and collectors were intrigued by this action and eagerly anticipated what would happen family but the family found that evaluating and sorting through such a vast collection was difficult we started looking at the pennies pennies which was

[00:38:42] a laborious process and it rapidly changed to we don't know what we're doing I wouldn't either I could just picture me in my silly is at a giant table full of pennies going here's one with an Indian on it from 1912 Google it Google it

[00:38:58] you would be there for there's a million of them you would be there for millions of days and then we decided to crack open a few boy beers and enjoy those instead underscoring the absurdity of their good fortune the family tried to deposit the coins in a nearby

[00:39:16] bank harbor the shock to learn that the banks vault could not hold that sheer number of pennies they consequently realize the importance of the experience guidelines to navigate the complex world of coin collecting successfully so they're going to look for some more expert advice

[00:39:31] I yeah I or you just do five a day but I mean it's going to take you there the rest of your natural life all right well I'm going to save this one for next week these two holy shits are probably the same we're

[00:39:49] moving on okay to what are we watching I've really been waiting to talk about this again sports fans if you don't care about sports I totally get that just move on just fast forward three minutes in the podcast but I need three

[00:40:06] minutes to talk about the LA Open of golf this past weekend it was the worst US Open I've ever seen in my life and here's some reasons okay number one the LA country club is the snotty is placed on earth it was totally

[00:40:24] sexist and racist many clubs were but they were more mean and racist and sexist than others no Jews no blacks no women no all that so the Jewish people went and built their own I am only saying it was white men for very very

[00:40:42] long time very very long time I think women black people were allowed in 1977 women full member women 1980 like I couldn't join just on my own no they wouldn't have allowed that now there's a ton of country clubs that are like this and have

[00:41:00] the but I love when the announcers they try to cover it all up and go well you know the mystique of the LA country club mystique also known as racism and sexism right and you've outpriced everybody since so nobody can get in

[00:41:15] so all these other country clubs popped up in LA one guy I found this so funny his name was like Bob Roger steen something that sounded maybe could be Jewish well he tried to join the LA country club this is back in the day and they said

[00:41:31] no we're not taking Jewish people and he said well I'm actually not Jewish I'm just German and they were like yeah we don't buy it so he went over to the Jewish country club and they were like are you Jewish he's like no but they

[00:41:45] won't take me over there he's like yep not taking you here either for guy couldn't find any place that would take him so I mean a lot of country clubs have this but currently what they did this weekend and this is in conjunction with the

[00:42:00] US GA for US Open is supposed to be the most fantastically loud and exuberant of all the major tournaments like the masters you have to say very quiet everybody talks like that excited you're certainly not allowed to just be slamming beers and encouraging people yelling takes out

[00:42:20] but at a US Open when they have them in New York and stuff it's a sometimes goes over the edge but it's lively it's fun so they let the members buy the tickets there were only 4500 tickets available to the general public

[00:42:35] each day and the members bought the rest and then they give them to their rich friends and then they don't even go there was no one there I felt so sorry for the golfers that finally qualified and they're having the day of their

[00:42:48] life or the holes in ones and and there's just you know six people up on the green it was and to course I mean I'm sorry your fairways are big enough to land seven jumbo jets it's not it's not really that difficult when

[00:43:02] there is no rough because there's no out of bounds it was just stupid so I googled the history of that place and what's currently going on currently it costs anywhere nobody really knows the truth 250 and I've heard as up to a half a million dollars to join now

[00:43:19] that's not a month that's not your monthly fee on top of that that's just to get in if you can get it and it's so exclusive there's no mention of joining fees on its website well that's pretty common with fancy country clubs they don't ever put

[00:43:34] money conversations on there though it's widely been recorded reported to cost around 250 to 300,000 I've heard as high as 500 while it refused entries to such celebrity it hates celebrities they want all money like a friend of mine played it and I said who did you play with and he's

[00:43:53] a financial advisor and he said well it was like the great great grandson of paint of pain Weber there was a man named pain Weber right I never think of that that was a real dude named so it's like old blue blood

[00:44:09] money that has nothing to do with show business you know it's probably the guy who owned all the oranges when Orange County actually was full of oranges they denied entry to Bing Crosby Groucho Mark Hugh Hefner and this is the first time we've been able to see

[00:44:26] it since 1959 yeah well they had a Walker cup in 1940 300 acres of prime real estate in Beverly Hills and they're also a tax exempt and I don't know how the loophole for they have 80 they save $80 million on property tax a year I don't I haven't read enough about that

[00:44:43] the golf course yes so them yeah I'm sure it's a member owned course it's like an unveiling unveiling a lot of golf people kind of know of it or have heard of it I've only seen a hat I got to play through other entertainers

[00:44:59] Rick Riley from Sports Illustrated was nice enough once to invite me to Bel Air and I got to play it just once in my whole life Riviera my friend drew but I think it was an auction item or something and he took me which is

[00:45:11] great but like L.A. Country Club what I only know one person that's ever played it one and then that was because he got invited because of the financial thing I've only seen a hat on a plane leaving Los Angeles

[00:45:25] a guy got on and it says in tiny letters L.A. CC and I'm gonna shit my pants I'm like that's not bad man bear it's like unicorn it's like unicorn oh my god Lionel Richie's mansion is a stone throw away and while Hugh Hefner's famous Playboy mansion

[00:45:44] he got mad yep it's next to his mansion and his zoo which he reportedly built as revenge for not being allowed into the country club sits next so like they would be on the 14th hole and you can hear peacocks and monkey just

[00:46:03] and I'm sure it smells like shit it's a zoo it's gonna smell like shit it's such a great fuck you yeah you know I many things I don't love about Hugh Hefner but I like that they can still hear monkey's parrots and peacocks

[00:46:20] from the golf course you can hear them on TV they have strict rules including clothing etiquette at after 6 p.m. men must wear a jacket in most areas of clubhouse unless unless otherwise specified for an event denim is not permitted men's shirts must have sleeves collars and tucked

[00:46:36] in while women's skirts can be no shorter than four inches above the knee cell phones are not permitted in the clubhouse though calls can be made and especially a lot of phone room or in phone booths in the locker room while used discreet and in silent mode

[00:46:49] yet you can't take any social media strictly forbidden no photos comments even discussion of the clubs membership or activities or prohibited no I believe I know one place that was this kind of strict and it was in Nantucket in Lewis and I didn't know

[00:47:07] this is funny and then I'll shut up about golf so Lewis and I there's only a couple courses on Nantucket right and somebody said oh we've arranged we got you guys golf and we were like well how much is it just so I have to prepare Lou

[00:47:24] he doesn't like to pay more than 200 to ever play golf for a once in a lifetime experience I'm fine with I'll pay more I don't care I don't have kids who's you know whatever and they said oh don't worry about how much it cost I said okay well

[00:47:41] I said he's going to get hungry and I know that and is there anything to eat out there because he's going to kill me do I need a club member number do they they never take cash neither do they like country club it's all on your thing

[00:47:56] and they go oh you don't need a number and I said okay alright well I don't know how I'm supposed to buy something I'm picturing there's going to be like a halfway house with hot dogs and this is what I'm telling Lewis

[00:48:07] I'm like don't worry Lou there'll be something at the turn and we'll get you a tuna sandwich or a hot dog he's like okay because I'm really really really hungry and we went into check-in and I said oh hi my name is last names Madigan he's black

[00:48:21] yes ma'am I was told you were coming and your cat he awaits you and there's a guy thankfully he was young but he I think he was afraid of us because we're old and just tentative which I would be to you're like you don't

[00:48:34] he doesn't know who we are and we're like dude we're not serious people don't become alarmed we're not going to give you any shit so we start we start walking there's no carts you're gonna walk along the seaside and it was beautiful

[00:48:49] but Lou I couldn't take it because he just kept going every single hole Kathleen when do you think there's going to be food I'm like oh my god you have got to fucking stop I go I have peanuts in my golf bag I down then then then

[00:49:00] now then I'll get too thirsty I'll get too thirsty and the kid goes well there's some food up in the next hole and we were like great and I'm like I can't play with him like this it's a no it's it's distracting and I know he's starving but

[00:49:14] you should have got on earlier Lou I don't tell you well we go to the hole this is how rich these people are I've never seen anything like it the kid goes here you go and he walked over and there was a a cedar

[00:49:29] I would call it like a cedar box on the ground and he opened it and it was filled with ice and in the ice were apples apples that was it like we were deer yeah and I was like oh man I said is this all

[00:49:50] was this he won't he's not good he doesn't eat fruit look at him barely could get him to eat a banana and the kids like um well yeah like this is like the snack out here I said alright

[00:50:07] whatever the kids they was just some basic Joe or something like Joe this is emergency situation and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell the clubhouse he's diabetic and then if he doesn't get something to eat in the next 15 minutes he's gonna

[00:50:22] it's gonna get bad he goes oh okay I'll radio that in what what would he want what would stop him from like fainting or whatever the kid doesn't know what's good I said he needs a candy bar and a turkey sandwich and they did it

[00:50:36] but then I tried to pay somebody no one would oh no no no no then we went in we finally finished up and I turned on my phone and I was immediately reprimanded I didn't see the signs I didn't know they're like ma'am

[00:50:49] no phones in the clubhouse I go wall no women in the clubhouse yeah no women I don't even know how I got in there and uh he yeah maybe maybe Carly Simon called I don't know who lives out there and he goes up

[00:51:02] I go what I just needed a call for my ride he goes your ride's on the way creepy but that doesn't mean I would turn down another free round just saying that I'm talking turns out I'm just a whore at the end of the day alright so anyway

[00:51:23] I also think that a US Open should be played at a course where the general public if they're willing to pay a lot of money can also play pebble beach you can play it's a lot the ones up in New York you can play them

[00:51:35] their best page you can play it this LA country club I'll never get to play it no one will no one I know except my one money friend he he he might get another round in because they won't take celebrities or so none of my friends

[00:51:50] they all go to Riviera whatever lakeside whatever I just don't think you should talk about this fucking course for four days and no normal American will ever get on it even as a guest to just go look at it you're not allowed

[00:52:06] I saw enough on TV I don't need to see anymore of it no I'll take my ass right up to Santa Barbara and go on the hundred dollar one that I love what's the name of that one I can't think of it Sam Piper yeah

[00:52:21] it's wonderful it's public we can go and it's never that crowded well didn't use to be all right let's move on moving on to news people moving on because I've dilly-dallyed a lot let's talk about ideally I am an old person

[00:52:39] sometimes I say old people thing things like I said um no I like the word shindig and somebody used it on CNN yeah we bring that back it's a great word for just an all-encompassing thing that's happening like function

[00:52:55] well I do say function I know I'm supposed to be say event well my god I don't know there's some sort of function at seven function the function my dad would say function this Titanic I think everybody's up to speed they're going down a look at the Titanic

[00:53:13] now first of all I view the Titanic wreck as a graveyard not a tourist attraction but then I thought I'm a hypocrite because I do like to walk through old graveyards but those people are in a graveyard and they just died like the Titanic was a

[00:53:31] horrible disaster we're certain of that everyone died horrible deaths I just don't think it's a I don't know I think people that are qualified and explore like people not explorers but scientists and marine biologist yes we need to we should send them down

[00:53:48] there and then we can see movies that's why why the fuck you would go in this thing I you can go to the Luxor in Vegas they have all kinds of Titanic stuff you can go online and see every movie about everybody that's ever gone down there

[00:54:00] there are so many reasons I would not get in this thing now my outside theory is what if Megalodon ate it outside theory dark horse on the moneyboard Megalodon ate it this guy this do show Rama who built this thing

[00:54:22] with there's all the videos online of him showing hey this part of the hatch I got from camping world he actually says camping world then he has a Nintendo remote it's not even a play shapes and five like even I know I'm not a gamer but I have

[00:54:36] enough nephews that I can look at a remote go that one's old that's not the new one he wants the other one like this is not they paid $250,000 a person now I feel bad because there's a 19 year old boy in there

[00:54:48] young man let's call me young man he's not a boy is not now he's a man could have got shipped off to war at 18 but I'm sure he's with his father so his father probably I'm sure the 19 year old didn't have his own 250,000 dog signed them both up

[00:55:04] the thing is bolted from the outside so there's no way out I'm not even I don't consider myself claustrophobic as long as there's a way out like I don't freak out on elevators as long as there's a way out this thing's bolted from the outside so you can't

[00:55:17] get out period no matter how much you want to you can't get out you're going to go further down in the ocean than than we've ever even gone in space and with a dude this thing on the waiver on the first

[00:55:31] page three times it mentioned you're gonna you could die or fit or emotional trauma or physical injury or all of the above now you're reading this I hate to say it but sometimes I think with the billionaire people there comes an air against their along with that

[00:55:46] with long with that description of who this won't happen to me and it has had a couple successful dives but really you can see this move you can see this footage from scientist on YouTube you just want to do it because you want to brag

[00:56:03] I really think there's part of the part that's part of it it's just a dixie in contest to say well hey I've been to top my never's hey I've been when they go to their little explorers club and then I would say well hey

[00:56:15] I saw a snake on the 14th hole of the Oaks course in Osage Beach Missouri how about that yep and I saw another snake right next to the dock there's a lot of fighting online should we go spend all this

[00:56:32] money to where the Canadians are helping paddles your nation you're sending your whole Navy all four ships we say that Google see how many ships we don't know how many do they really have we're teasing if there's any Canadians although it's not compared to the American Navy

[00:56:50] their search and rescue scarred how many well they probably have a lot of coast guards but unfortunately there's a shitload in Vancouver and that's not really going to help us at this moment 119 vessels 119 vessels which could include up or motors get your little bass tracker out there 23 helicopters

[00:57:11] 23 helicopters Randy our friend is probably flying one of them well we're going to spend all this money the Canadians help their goodwill to find these people and I would make this is where if I'm president

[00:57:33] yeah I would come out today hot about it to hot hot hot hot hot listen to all of you self funded private quote adventures entrepreneurs you are allowed to do it have at it and you want to talk about wheat from here on out

[00:57:54] we are not coming from for you and just know that because this this money could be spent I was what would do with that money I mean right like there's just this is ridiculous that we're going to spend all this money to go find billionaires who got in

[00:58:11] a tic tac and went to the bottom of the ocean to look there's only one window by the way so you can only there's one portal one window yeah and there's I kept going where you go to the bathroom but that's such an old lady

[00:58:22] question soon as I walk in anywhere where's the bathroom well there's one and they put a little curtain and then they turn on music so no one can hear you go yeah I don't know who gets to choose the music but I've read 17

[00:58:37] articles and I don't know the answer to that there's a billion name billionaire he's 58 name homage Harding you know these people are bored and they want some to talk about a cocktail party and fine go do it but we're not coming anymore we're not doing this

[00:58:57] these ships are cool as of today the Canadian ships with maple leaves and red ice breakers it's very cool as of today they have 40 hours left by the time this podcast airs they will probably be for sure dead and what a horrible

[00:59:17] way to die it's the same reason I would never go into space because as a child I watched lost in space it's actually the TV show is actually called lost in space you're just free floating till you're dead

[00:59:28] no it's awful earth is so awesome I do not see the reason to leave I wouldn't get in this tic-tac submarine and like of the Ozarks and I know I can swim but out of the lake of the Ozarks but if I can't get out and it breaks

[00:59:46] I feel sorry for the 19 year old but the rest of them you know I would go get you this one time I might make you pay it though the billionaire pay it back the bill if they're never going to find this it's literally like finding a tic-tac

[01:00:05] in in the lake of the Ozarks I mean somebody there's a lot of theories from scientists not from people on Twitter that it either exploded if all the electrical went haywire just because the pressure

[01:00:20] the further you go down and it just pop or if that cause a leak or a crack it flooded that it's up and then you're done or well seriously well it's a little dark what if the ghost on the Titanic are bored with one another

[01:00:47] and they need new playmates yes I think about those things I mean those were horrible deaths those people died not everybody died happy so maybe there's ghosts still down there I wouldn't go near it no way no two superstitious to Catholic to whatever I just

[01:01:10] well to claustrophobic yeah there's videos I'm sure everybody seen him now it's all over Twitter the guy that made it he doesn't seem right in the head to me like Richard Branson Richard Branson tries shit but a lot of it's very practical

[01:01:27] and it works and then when he tries crazy shit he doesn't put people in it right it's called Ocean Gate and the CEO is in it the inventor he's in it so okay I give him credit for going

[01:01:42] down with the ship you're going down with the whole idea they also didn't notify so there's a there's a mother ship on top that it's sending signals to and text to and all of a sudden there are an hour

[01:01:56] or 45 minute into it they're getting nothing from the thing below they did not report that for eight hours eight then they called Nova Scotia or Newfoundland and Boston and said hey we got a problem can you guys help and they're

[01:02:15] like what's your problem they're like well we've lost a tic tack in the Atlantic Ocean can you can you help I just I don't know I would go get them once but I would make that a giant thing as president and that includes

[01:02:34] people that are going out in crazy spaceship people that are hiking in places where you should not be hiking and it's known that's known no we're done with that now stop doing stupid shit and expected to be rescued. It's 22 foot long this thing this this metal tic-tac

[01:02:55] my boat on a shitty lake not the Ozarks Lake a different Lake it's a 25 foot long boat and that's not a big boat it's just a ski boat with a little open bow my fishing boat is 16 foot long

[01:03:15] I mean this is a small small you're basically trying to find a fishing boat that's seven foot feet longer than the one I have which is tiny I can't I can't imagine that. They had 96 hours of oxygen total but you know what

[01:03:40] you're assuming that we can find you after we've lost touch and you didn't tell anybody for eight flipping hours I mean I would sue the shit off this guy out of this guy but he's gonna die yeah yeah speaking of this kind of shit we're moving on okay

[01:04:00] after being separated from her Sherpa this amount ever sting a woman nearly died yeah few climbers found and rescued fellow climbers found and rescued her promising one of their Sherpas that the unconscious woman would pay him a rescue fee she refused sparking a social media fire star

[01:04:18] oh my god I as much as they're probably tired if I was those Sherpas I'd carry your ass back up where I found her you know what I got Wednesday off and guess what I'm gonna hike back up there yeah these Sherpas are most the most unbelievable people

[01:04:37] in our that there was one guy he actually left at breakfast and told his wife he had to climb up and down he'd be back by dinner climbed it up and came back they're like crazy Chinese climber she's a Chinese lady named Louie can you

[01:04:56] was discovered unconscious in the death zone so she's all the way at the top so this wasn't a base camp one down because you fainted dangerous stretch of the mountain frigid low temperatures and low oxygen later she refused to pay the shirt Sherpa who saved who saved her

[01:05:13] she there was a standard rescuing fee she hired her own Sherpa her her own hired Sherpa got separated from her while she was alone she got stuck on a rope at 27,000 feet up by the time other climbers found her she was covered in

[01:05:33] ice one of her hands was black from frostbite and she run out of oxygen they made the decision to abandon their descent and rescue her but it proved difficult hours past fan and lack Pa that's the Sherpas grew exhausted

[01:05:46] and with her unconscious body they'd only managed to carry her 650 feet and these guys are good at it yeah the sun and night fell by stroke of luck these two climbers encountered another pair of climbers a teammate of hers and his Sherpa who were ascending the mountain

[01:06:05] the group agreed Pem this one guy the group agreed was the strongest of them so they asked for his help to bring Lee Lee Leo down the rest of the way then Z made a decision that would have future ramifications for the

[01:06:20] unconscious woman he told them that she would pay a standard 10,000 feet $10,000 fee if he helped rescue her Sherpa guides usually charge eight to ten grand to guide the Mountaineers to Everett Summit through severe weather they should charge a lot more a lot more yeah

[01:06:37] while preparing their equipment carry much of the he agreed to help and they transported the still unconscious Lee to camp for you're still way up there you still got three to one to get to the base camp they provided her with oxygen and kept her legs elevated

[01:06:57] they carried her up on their backs and shoulders around the same time her Sherpa realized his client had not made it back to camp for after he did set out to find her only to be informed she'd already been rescued the two reunited

[01:07:11] the next morning around 7.30 a.m. it grew even more complicated when the people who did rescue her became rose to viral stardom uses social media platform celebrated the client is for abandoning their sent to help a fellow Mountaineer they should and for persevering through the

[01:07:27] 11 hour journey to bring her back 11 hours oh my God when the guy approached the climbers the next morning regarding his fee the situation grew tense fan and Z reimburse the Sherpa in the interim but when asked Lee to pay repay them for the fee she reportedly refused

[01:07:48] each of us paid the guys she said she's not paying it she would only pay him to foreground the rescue fees 10 oh and then the Sherpa got mad said since that is your attitude I don't want to sent from you you don't need to give me any money

[01:08:05] Oh no no no don't go that route no no no no no no no you her reluctance to pay the fee quickly made the rounds on we bow and I don't know what that is some sort of site and users were attacked

[01:08:22] even we're even quicker to attack her according to date of you by and said Everest rescued woman doesn't want to play pay full rescue expenses been viewed more than 370 million times on social media app she's an ass yeah she's 50 years old

[01:08:38] she's the only one who hasn't commented on the civic situation yeah this is the thing you got to get that money up front you get it back if we don't have to rescue you but if the Sherpas are willing to do it for the cash then

[01:08:51] the cash needs to come up front we're not negotiating this after I've saved your life and what if I bring you down and you're not alive I get half your family got your body it's better than most yeah yeah well it's not a dark turn

[01:09:08] it's it's the most realistic turn people of Missouri my home state yeah the police had to put out a warning to remind everybody it's illegal to wrestle bears how much bushlight did you drink Jim Bob that you thought it would be a good idea

[01:09:36] where are they going to wrestle the bears Salem, Missouri where's that I don't really know oh well it's near well it's 135 miles north of Springfield northeast of Springfield, Missouri so near it's by Rala near yeah by Rala

[01:09:56] the next time you think about taking on a bear in a squared circle and the squared circle the police are reminding all Missourians that it's illegal to wrestle them the Salem Police Department said they were feeding phone calls Tuesday morning about a black bear near Rala Road

[01:10:09] the town is located on 35 130 miles northeast of Springfield, Missouri officers said they closely monitored the situation the bears last seen heading north back out of town a lot of people it's illegal it was but the in 1996 1996 we had to make that law too many people were drunk yes

[01:10:33] it's a misdemeanor if you do it misdemeanor yeah they should probably raise that charge there's a lot of bears in Missouri but he here's what's really weird so my sister has a neighborhood face group thing page whatever right next to her house where I frequently walk her dog

[01:10:53] and then cha cha the black cat follows us on the walk and stalks us and acts like she's a mountain lion right yeah she should she's behind bushes staring at me and buster the dog I'm like I see you I know it's you whatever right

[01:11:09] one of the neighbors and then it's a regular subdivision like with kids on bikes and all the stuff they are kind of a little bit there there next to an enormous park not like a park like the woods

[01:11:21] I mean there's a lake in there and some trails but they're in the woods it's woodsy but she posted a picture on Facebook of a baby mountain lion hug and a tree and they always say in Missouri the conservation department always says well we don't really have mountain

[01:11:38] lines if you see one it's just passing through well clearly they're having children and maybe some whore mom left them but there's a baby there and if there's one there's more yeah this is how you're going to get charged with the miss matter if you wrestle a bear

[01:11:57] permits if you promote or conduct our stage bear wrestling if you advertise bear wrestling if you collect the fee for bear wrestling purchases sells or possesses a bear that he or she knows will use be for bear wrestling trains a bear for bear wrestling

[01:12:17] suggest subjects a bear to surgical all altercation at for bear wrestling there's a serious history Alabama did have a law prohibiting it that law was repealed as obsolete in 2015 now they have animal cruelty law cruelty laws it's a serious history even though this may sound unbelievably

[01:12:39] ridiculous said Katie Crier manager we raise the pita explorers they remove their teeth and claws and force them into brawls with booze up bozos in a practice so cruel that legislatures had a bannet booze up bozos we got to use that who has done this

[01:13:01] senators call on tic-tac CEO to come clean now I do jokes about this in my act so I'm not going to go too far into the podcast but these senators are so out of touch with tic-tac they would have been a thousand times better letting my 14

[01:13:19] year old nieces question this man yes one guy actually goes so now if I'm on the tic-tac in my home and I only internet fucking hearings over full stop that's how the internet works are I just threw the article over there that's exactly how I feel

[01:13:43] but I do think we should cancel the hearings stop it and I know 14 probably too young but let's get some 21 year olds I need the children here prep your little and the largest Ruby ever moving on wait what

[01:14:09] I'm moving on I'm just saying the videos if you want of the senators asking the tic-tac questions. What do you think they're stealing and I know I'm not smart enough tech wise to know so the Chinese can have my data. I'm five foot one here's my birthday

[01:14:27] give a shit anymore it's all out there. If it's a government phone and employee I don't think you should be allowed to be on that because you may have government clearance you know they can't let them spy but

[01:14:42] the largest Ruby in the world has come to auction and set a record in New York when it sold for the $34 million. Yep, it comes months after Canadian firm for a gems discovered the jewel at one of the company's minds in Mozambique

[01:14:58] it weighed 101 carats it was found in the largest gem quality Ruby ever discovered my question is what do you do with it. Do you chop it up and make a million little rubies and sell them. I don't know they don't say

[01:15:18] and it's a beautiful color it's not like the color got compromised. Um African rubies can be opaque translucent or transparent the more transparent the stone is higher in value previous record was set by a sunrise Ruby 25 carat discovered in mine a martyr that sold for 30 million in 2015.

[01:15:38] Do you chop it up do you put it in the museum. I hope so you give it to that shirt but give it to that shirt but exactly yeah all the sherpas. They wouldn't even care they would look at it and go whatever

[01:15:52] because they're not like that they're not materialistic people sort of an Indian ruler slain by British sells for more than 17 million at auction. Yeah, what do you do with it. The bed chamber sword of Tee Poo Sultan the 18th century

[01:16:13] King famous for the commanding role he played in the wars in southern India so for 17.4 million at auction and London is just amazing what rich people. It was seven times the estimate that they thought it was going to bring in.

[01:16:28] Yeah, extraordinary history is no surprise was hotly contested between two phone bitters and a bitter in the room were delighted with the result. So it is from the Kingdom of my sore in southern India between 1782 and 1799 and then the title tiger of my sore for the ferocity

[01:16:50] for the ferocity of which he defended his realm said the auction house. Yeah, they're not saying who got it and where's it going. They don't ever say who wins this shit and it should I'm sorry should be an option. Yeah. This affects one of my sister's friends.

[01:17:09] AT&T they're telling 60,000 managers to return to the office for think forcing thousands to quit or relocate. Yeah. That's kind of bullshit to just throw out there you got to move. Yeah, or quit or quit or quit. Well, that's interesting. There's nine locations. Here's nine. L.A.

[01:17:36] Too expensive. San Ramon also expensive Cal. That's California Seattle getting it's expensive. St. Louis. What what we're totally reasonably priced just throw them out there ample parking reasonably priced super fun baseball atmosphere. Washington. I don't know what they mean by Washington.

[01:18:02] I don't know if they mean the state over D.C. It doesn't say Middletown, New Jersey Bedminster, New Jersey. Those are nice. Yeah. But you know, well most of the employee affected live near one of the nine locations will near meaning what? Right.

[01:18:22] You've got to either stick to you they'll have to decide whether stick to a long communicate commute relocate or leave AT&T. Manager at the company speaking with Bloomberg described the plan as a layoff wolf and return to office sheep's clothing. Yep. Yeah.

[01:18:44] It's going to take effect for in July for the Dallas and Atlanta offices. The rest of the recent of the assignments will begin by September 4th. Boy, I don't know the move comes during AT&T's past to cut 6 billion in cost and affects the company will

[01:19:00] probably be down 15,000 employees from last year. They've also closed their flagship AT&T store in downtown San Francisco. Paul Paul down Union Square San Francisco get it together man. What is going on? What the actual hell is going on?

[01:19:17] I'm gonna do this and then one story and the ghost town thing I said it in the preview, but I'm going to do it in next week because it's a good story. It's kind of longer. Just to let everybody know.

[01:19:29] I'm so jealous if you're in Scotland was probably too late Banksy exhibition launches in Glasgow as major ticket update revealed so Banksy hasn't had an exhibition in 14 years. He doesn't do this and I'm sure he doesn't show up, which is kind of cool. Yeah, he did.

[01:19:45] You know, but he knows what he looks like. So it's the perfect thing. There's summer exhibit. It goes from June 15th till August. Something I can't find the end date by online tickets. They're all sold out online the exit.

[01:20:02] It's open 24 hours a day, but the majority of the slots have been wiped out really for that. Long. Yeah. You could try to buy tickets at the door at 9am. Oh God, cues of people were standing standing outside

[01:20:15] the gallery as people waited to see if they could get in. Tickets while they're only 15 euros 5 foot of children. They mean real children. No, not the children I speak. The children. $10 for students disabled and the low wage. We never do that in this country.

[01:20:39] It's the exhibit spans 25 years and will feature many of the stencils he used to create his work. I kept the stencils hidden away for years mindful they could be used as evidence in a charge of criminal damage. Oh, smart man. Yeah. But that moment seems to have passed.

[01:20:54] So now I'm showing them in a gallery as works of art. I'm not sure which is the greater crime. Wow. For anyone is in it and in it and in it. So I try one day by nothing else to do.

[01:21:07] I'd go and line up if I could get a ticket because you're never going to see that shit again. I can't really leave the property. Can't really leave the United States just at the moment. All right, we're going to finish with the feel good story.

[01:21:23] Yeah, in honor of my friend. My friend paddles his friend who has an autistic son and yeah, Dory and then my brother, my nephew, little Pat. This is crazy. I never would have thought of this. This is just crazy.

[01:21:41] Mississippi man who was the first person to be diagnosed with autism in 1938 dies at age 89. He was actually case one. Can you imagine? He was case one. The first person being died. He's died. Donald G. Triplett was the subject of a book titled

[01:22:00] in a different key, a PBS documentary film. Boy, I'd like to see that if that was made way back then. BBC News Magazine installment and countless medical journal medical journal articles, but to employees at Bank of Forest, a small city about 40 miles east of Jackson, Mississippi.

[01:22:18] He was simply Don. He died Thursday. The bank confirmed the bank's president. He worked for 65 years at the bank where his father Beeman Triplett was a primary shareholder. He was a remarkable individual. He was fiercely independent. He was a fiercely independent savant and he kept things interesting.

[01:22:37] He graduated from Milsteads College, enjoyed golf and travel was frequently flying to exotic locales. They said he was in his own world, but if you gave him two three digit numbers equal multiply them faster than you could get the answer on a calculator. I've known all my life.

[01:22:53] His nephew said he was just a joy. Joy, I've known him all my life. He's a joy to be around. He bring a smile to your face. He was examined by child Austrian Austrian child psychologist Leo Connor at John Hopkins in Baltimore,

[01:23:06] who was initially baffled by the boy's syndromes according to encyclopedia Britannica. His autism diagnosis arose from a detailed 22 page letter sent to canner containing telling observations by his parents about his aptitudes and behavior. The letter remains a primary reference for the document

[01:23:23] for those who describe the disorder at an early age. He displayed challenges with social interaction and for the uncanny knack of memorization. As a whole, the city for us encouraged him and accepted him. It gives people who have kids on a different level on

[01:23:42] different levels of spectrum hope that they can live a happy and full life. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. That's really great. Yeah. Who I never thought about there being a case one. And I certainly wouldn't have thought it was in 1938. Yeah.

[01:23:59] Well, because like people my age are not many of my friends kids have kids with autism, but the group 10 years behind me. They're a ton of them have kids with autism. I was blaming it on microwaves. Well, there's a lot of research. It seems it's not my way.

[01:24:21] I was just trying to think of what did I grow up with with my siblings that are 10 year younger me where they didn't, you know, I was popping shit in that microwave, but I didn't I didn't get one till I was 18 or 19. It's not the microwave.

[01:24:34] I'm not making shit up. I was just thinking about that one day, but 1938 it was already happening. So there you go. That should feel good story termites now. I have to get ready and pack all the sunblock.

[01:24:45] I've ever owned to even walk outside in Las Vegas to even go from the airport to cab. And termites. I will see you there and my friend Bronson's coming and we're going to go somewhere fun and do fun things.

[01:25:10] And my friend, the reins coming the woman who directed my bothering Jesus special one of my BFFs of 100 years. She's a lot of fun. She likes to gamble. I'm going to play video poker. I'm going to play. I'm going to go look for wheel of fortune slot machines.

[01:25:23] The old school ones. I don't like the new ones. I don't care for those. I like the old ones. I will probably play. I don't know. Maybe craps it depends on how many friends I have around.

[01:25:34] I don't like to play it if I don't know the other people. It's too aggressive. I don't like to do blackjack because I can't add. So that's a problem. The hats. The termites you've bought almost all of them. There's 10 left nine when these go away.

[01:25:49] We're going to make a new hat, but I'm not doing it to the 9 or gone. Maybe I don't know they're fun though. Um, a new t-shirt is coming out too. Um, this is mostly paddles driven. I don't I love the merch.

[01:26:06] I love the merch, but no, I love it. But it's not a it's not a real money maker. It's more for fun and then sometimes it's work, you know, it's it's a work. You know, just be glad we're not in a tic-tac floating to

[01:26:21] the bottom of um, what are you saying paddles? Oh, my shows upcoming shows. I don't know. I have too many papers. I'm going to Cape Cod in August. Well, I asked you hold on. Hold on. Hold on one more day. Borgata. No, hold on for one more day.

[01:26:51] I didn't either. Borgata July 8th. That's Atlantic City. What Hampton Casino Ballroom July 22nd. And then the Cape Cod Melody tent August 12th. And then September it goes crazy again. Cray cray cray cray. Yeah, it's all fun. It's all good. There's just been a lot going on.

[01:27:13] So we'll get through all that and uh, yeah, there you have it. All right, termites goby summertime termites have fun frolic. Oh, it's raining here right now. I am drifting. Sorry. Okay. That's it. All right. Sleep tight.