Episode 134: France vs The Champagne of Beers, Austin’s Serial Killer & Remembering Dame Edna

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan, welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Turmites! Welcome to episode 134. It is very creepy. Oh my god so many things, Turmites. Well just truth be told today is Monday.

[00:00:39] Uh the, I don't know, the date? The 24th? So you will hear this after this. It was, I would, well you know what I'm gonna call it? Massacre Monday. Massacre Monday. We don't usually talk about these things on the um, the pubcast but uh Tucker Carlson

[00:00:57] was fire, it's gonna break my friend Mark's heart. I had a sentiment condolences text, I don't know who it was gonna be, it was BFF not on TV. And Don Lemon. Don Lemon was very, uh my dad was very mad at Don Lemon.

[00:01:12] Because he said uh, you know he came on there when he got that morning show and talked for half an hour about how he'd be in your mother and I's family room and he wanted to be my friend and I don't want to be his friend.

[00:01:23] I have enough friends, I'm 82 years old, I don't want another friend. You're supposed to tell me the news, I don't need a god damn friend to tell me, oh my god he went crazy.

[00:01:31] I'm like okay dad well, a lot of other people seem to agree with you too. What are we drinking? So that was just breaking news. I don't know Fox, they fired him too because he didn't know.

[00:01:45] Because Friday night Tucker said have a good night, there's clips of it on mine and see Monday yeah and as I've learned from my corporate friends bad things happen on Fridays. And it happened and whew, Rupert still just still wielding the hammer bam! You're out.

[00:02:06] I'm sure the lawsuit didn't make him happy and then there's more lawsuits claiming that he in the office you know just said anti-Semitic things and bad things about women and you know at some point this is always my thing. It's not cancel culture, it's consequence culture.

[00:02:23] If you cost Rupert too much bye bye chicken pie same with CNN, nine night termites yeah not in a good way, not in the loving way we say it here on this podcast. What are we drinking? A bull Durham beer. Remember the movie Bull Durham?

[00:02:39] Do you guys understand that that's actually a team for real? In real life. Yes in Durham, North Carolina the Durham Bulls I went in their little pro shop got a very cute hat got this beer it's a light beer it's delicious what are we trying well because

[00:02:55] we and I went to the if you're ever in Durham go to the Q-Shack that's my favorite barbecue there and I like the vibe like there's picnic tables outside and just paper towel rolls on the table. Usually Carolina Kettle Carolina barbecue chips. Carolina barbecue chips?

[00:03:15] Yes it says Carolina Kettle I bought them in the gas station. Gas station? Well they taste like regular barbecue they don't taste like vinegar based barbecue and the whole point of Carolina barbecue is the vinegar. Head downstairs and throw some vinegar on the table. They're fine, they're fine.

[00:03:35] Straight into the trash. Well it's not worth the calories you know Carolina barbecue sauce Max this is still I know this can be delicious because there's not a Kettle barbecue sauce I don't like and I'm super proud

[00:03:50] of Kansas City by the way because they're getting they're having the draft this week. Yeah. It looks cool on my. Wow that's really good. Yeah. It's called Max. Only since 2005. Wow. Max Speed Shop is a great barbecue place in Charlotte.

[00:04:12] Everybody that goes every comic that goes there I tell them to go to Max even my music friends it's super fun it's indoor outdoor. But anyway Kansas City has the NFL draft they're hosting up and my friend Arthur Bryant's

[00:04:27] that's my favorite you never want to get in the barbecue argument in Kansas City it'll go on for days. Well mine just happens to be Arthur Bryant's the downtown location is my favorite super old

[00:04:37] school old brick building and they've been posting all kinds of stuff so they're gonna they're just gonna and then they've bet on Ted Lasso they keep getting featured on Ted Lasso their show yeah.

[00:04:48] It's very fun to see something that local especially where from so I was in Durham and this I took a lot of pictures in this to send to Lewis my friend Lewis Black the comedian is a much better education than I do Lewis attended your University of

[00:05:04] North Carolina not unfortunately the same years as Michael Jordan Mike did you ever get to see him play no he's a little bit older than that but he all the way down to his soul Lewis hates Duke so some very nice person Michelle I think

[00:05:24] his name I have it my notes brought me this that I wore it out on stage it's a Duke it's a really nice jacket to the the only person I know that's ever

[00:05:34] gone to Duke is Ken Jeong Dr. Ken yeah see the D for Duke it's a great jacket so I wore it out on stage and then I am not to be a hack but I wanted to thank him

[00:05:48] for it and then I took I did a whole photo shoot in it backstage for Lewis and he's like where did you get that why are you wearing that I said I might have

[00:05:58] become a blue devil I might have become a bad bad blue devil and just so you know when I've worked Raleigh and nobody brought me a Tartt yield jacket just saying Lou you want me to wear your stuff you have to provide it I don't

[00:06:14] even know how you get to Duke's gift shop we drove up there Aaron Weber was the opening and he's great he's so funny you should go see him on the roads of Marlborough by himself when he's headlining but he'd never seen Duke so we

[00:06:26] went up there but it it's beautiful I mean the campus looks like something out of Harry Potter but I also don't understand where to park like it there doesn't seem to be like hey you want to walk around our campus they don't give you

[00:06:39] the feeling of your welcome no no not at all it's more like here's our giant chapel please you can't even pull up to it it's like they think King Charles is in there or something it's other the roundabout is way before you

[00:06:51] get to it and then I'm like well I'd love to park and go walk but next time I'll get a better map I suppose but Aaron got to see it so that was fun and before I

[00:07:00] did that before we get to it because there's so much to get to I did the rhyme in on Wednesday I didn't say I was gonna do it because I wasn't just me there were like 12 maybe more comedians for Zainis is the club in

[00:07:13] Nashville it's our 40th anniversary plus it was the National Comedy Festival week James Gregory James goes by the funniest man in the south okay about St. Louis is about far north as he's ever gonna go and he's not even super

[00:07:29] comfortable there I didn't even know if James was still working or not he's 76 but he's not in the greatest of health but he killed it on stage he did 15 minutes it was so funny I mean you got to take it for what it is it's

[00:07:45] so but it makes me laugh now I want to go see a soul hour because I didn't even know he could still function like this and he had a little bit of a walker but he

[00:07:52] said he'd get gonna get rid of it he's from George originally he goes I said James is there something specific the matter like I couldn't tell he goes I just keep falling oh okay well I don't know what that is like he doesn't

[00:08:08] have any bad thing but to watch him was great there's another older guy killer bees then Nate Bargatsi was on Angela Johnson yeah Aaron Weber was the host it was just a great night and so many fun comedians and there were some

[00:08:26] agents and managers backstage but they were the fun ones because some of the festival ones it just gets way too crowded backstage with people that you're like oh shit I fired that guy twice get me out of here like and

[00:08:37] there was a comedian I won't say his name who was also on the show that goes can I get by you in the picture I'm like yeah I don't care you can stay where

[00:08:43] he goes well I'm trying to hide from that guy fired I'm like oh wow wow I've already I've lived so long I've already fired him and we're friends again or they get rehired by the agency I'm currently with and now against my will

[00:08:58] they're working with me again yeah it's a very small small and by the way I stated up just a regular old Marriott and Durham and the dance children were there dance kids hundreds of them and it's a thing it's not just dance they're

[00:09:19] made up like with makeup from like Mac yeah like serious ass makeup and I it was attached to the convention center so I don't know what kind of money this all cost but it seemed like a shit a lot more than my sister driving around

[00:09:38] Missouri with volleyball kids in the car I mean they have these giant things they're like it's picture a giant duffel bag and they're sparkly and you can tell that's the thing you got to have because I saw every family with one

[00:09:52] their different colors green or pink or whatever but it was almost as tall as me bigger than a hockey bag and I don't know what was in there like I guess their outfits or makeup or it but I've seen makeup artists arrive at places

[00:10:07] and have less in tow actual real like makeup people that have blow dryers and all that crap inside their thing and I I don't know I don't know anything about that world and um yeah that was really something yeah that jacket was from

[00:10:25] Michelle I'm an honorary dukey so yeah I'm gonna take pictures of it all over the country send them to Lewis I'm gonna take it all over maybe maybe even to Ireland you never know then backstage Karen and Paul brought pony

[00:10:40] sara spear what a great name is that pony sara this is Scottish ale yeah drink it backstage delicious and some toffee I will send immediately to my mother as soon as their new teeth your extra teeth so

[00:10:55] that's the only way I could describe it because I'm like you know at some point they have so many teeth problems I'm like can we just go all false teeth what what's wrong with that my grandpa parents had them I would if I asked to do it at

[00:11:09] 35 because I had to have so many root canal and they're like no it changed I did can you just can I skip false teeth well they go no changes the shape of your face and you know this is a term I to hometown Albany and it's Mary Beth

[00:11:27] yeah and a little pinehurst stuff golf which is golf if you guys are not following that's the famous place for golf so that was super fun very fancy golf yes and they offered me to golf there which is very nice I've golfed there

[00:11:43] with Lewis we're friends on Twitter with the pinehurst people which is very nice yeah these people have a house that's the thing about people that actually come to my shows actually termites I actually trust them yeah like

[00:11:57] one time in Canada Lewis that I went and did all these shows and afterwards he was selling something like a book or some shit I don't know and he's like will you come out and sit with me and while I do this and I go sure because I

[00:12:10] wouldn't sell nothing I was just sitting there you could have divided the crowd as they walk towards the table I'm like that's your fan and I'm like that one's mine the one holding four drinks while somebody's out getting more

[00:12:21] lose always had a little bit of anger going on they were very disgruntled I go you are in charge of a militia I am in charge of a bar that if your fan reflect if your fans reflect your act Lewis there you go here's your

[00:12:37] people very angry about the government anyway I forgot the point but anyway I trust my and then I met this this older man was talking to the out in front with the merch and stuff and he it was his birthday and he wanted to

[00:12:54] come see me and he came by say he's from St. Louis and he went to high school with my dad yeah and then I met him and his wife and then he sent me this

[00:13:02] yearbook description of my dad where I was like I sent it to all I put it on the family thread I'm like really dad was in a play called pot his performances pop since I I said okay on Father's Day weekend I want to

[00:13:17] reenactment and I also want to see him who's probably five nine I want to see my dad do low hurdles because that's what he claims he did like honestly dad is this before black people were allowed to play in things how are you on all these

[00:13:31] teams like he's fine football yeah you're five ten hundred eighty pounds what I don't know yeah St. Louis University yeah he was the class president all you four years he was at the pep rallies that's he probably looked

[00:13:51] at me and sometimes I thought why don't you have a little bit more of me and her because I like you couldn't pay me to go to a pep rally more let's be in

[00:13:58] charge of it now he was a man big man on campus that was actually a title and an award and he wanted a lot no Jack was on top of it yeah so anyway that was

[00:14:11] the weekend and then the saddest news ever came in during the weekend and I it just so sad Barry Humphrey is also known as Dame Edna but he was 89 but he died and I can remember saving up all my money in St. Louis first of all I

[00:14:29] didn't even know it was a man well I was you know 18 and dumb and I thought he was British I thought it was a British lady that's how good of a drag queen Barry

[00:14:42] Humphrey's was yeah I didn't care I could have cared less if he whatever he is it was so he was so so so so so funny and then I got to meet him in Montreal he

[00:14:52] did a gala thing up there which was great which is one of the good things about the festivals we get to see comedians from all over um yeah it was awesome I was too scared to ask for a picture so I don't have one but man I

[00:15:04] would have liked that one but I don't know it was just enough to say hi at the time but if you if you're one of the younger termites one of the children go look up Dame Edna because everybody's been you know arguing about drag

[00:15:18] queens it's the argument of the week at least in Tennessee and in Tennessee they've now bought six billboards to post Bill Lee the governor because he did drag in college but when he does it it's just hilarious but when people want

[00:15:31] to do it for a living and have a really fun drag brunch he doesn't want any of that allowed well speaking of that was my favorite drag queen of all time Dame Edna my second favorite is miss Richfield from Minnesota and I think I'm gonna be

[00:15:46] able to track miss richfield down when I go out to Cape Cod this summer and Richfield is a real town it's a suburb of Minneapolis the term I wrote to me and explained it all so I didn't know if he was making that up just like

[00:15:59] saying miss Springfield or something no it's really a place yeah so moving on to Queen news Tanya Tucker has a new album out and she's going out on tour yeah so if you want to catch her what does it come out June well here I'll tell you

[00:16:18] first week a singles out now if you want to hear it I haven't had time to hear it I've been very busy watching everyone get fired from my television you know what the other irony is I turned on Fox and CNN and neither one of them

[00:16:34] are mentioning any of it no because Fox doesn't want to talk about they did a little bleep I've seen it on Twitter which by the way I don't have a blue check they're restoring them but like a bunch of dead people got theirs back

[00:16:49] which means they didn't clearly nor McDonald my friend who died did not pay Elon a dollars yeah so I don't know if I will be given mine back or not I don't really care yeah June 2nd Tanya's record comes out and then in honor of record

[00:17:05] store day they had a Dolly Parton special real release of the monument singles so that could still be in your record store if you wanted it and they also had Stevie Nicks Bella Donna live 1981 yeah I've never heard the live one I've

[00:17:21] only know the real Bella Donna and I know a backwards and forward yeah and we're gonna have a new queen yeah we're gonna have a new queen and it's taken some convincing on my part it's Queen Tay-Tay here's why though her music is

[00:17:45] her music I like I like it I don't love it like Stevie but I like it it's catchy I like the song about the st. Louis lady that moved to Rhode Island and bought the fancy house and then Taylor actually bought that house in real life this is

[00:18:00] why Tay-Tay gets to be queen because out of all these people I'd say the smartest businesswoman is Dolly shares made some mistakes but that was also a part and parcel of the times when she's married to Sonny and what are you

[00:18:14] gonna do he fucked you over what do you do Stevie at probably good I don't she doesn't seem like somebody who's gonna sit around with accountants Dolly does Dolly seems like she'd be like tell me where the money that let's go over the money

[00:18:27] like yeah Stevie would just come in and keep and go am I rich here's why Tay-Tay gets to be a new queen Taylor Swift did not sign up for what was offered $100 million to do an FTX sponsorship because she was the only one out of all

[00:18:49] those stars which will be I'll read you the list to ask about unregistered securities in other words is this real she's the only one and she pulled out of a hundred million dollar deal Tom Brady Tom did it Tom Brady did it

[00:19:11] Stephen Curry did it Larry David did it Adam Moskowitz appeared on the scoop podcast to discuss the lawsuit and said that the plaintiffs are seeking over 5 billion from celebrities such as Shakhiel Nealtz-Homb Brady and Larry David the

[00:19:28] lawyer alleges it's a celebrity didn't do their due diligence to check whether FTX was breaking the law the one person I found that did was Taylor Swift he told them the singer's father who used to work for Merrill Lynch began discussing

[00:19:42] the hundred million dollar tour sponsorship with FTX in the fall of 2001 the terms included selling tickets as NTFs yeah what are you doing although FXT marketing told the stat times that no one really liked the deal and they

[00:19:56] thought it was too expensive from the beginning in our discovery Taylor Swift actually asked them can you tell me that these are not unregistered securities a security is a tradable at it asset that holds value like a

[00:20:08] stock or about all securities that are often sold in the United States must be registered with the SEC these were not because they're not real in a complaint against FTX and the company it was not registered however Moskowitz lawsuit therefore accuses the celebrities of promoting an unregistered security

[00:20:28] and seeks to recover damages from customers who lost after FTX filed for bankruptcy last November yeah only one smart smart she wanted to children very smart so she gets to be a queen and she's in the news a lot who'd like to keep our

[00:20:46] Queen news active she is a queen of the future these are queens of now and maybe a while ago established current iconic she is she could be a Zuber Queen yeah well how old is she 33 oh she's almost she's pushing into the night yeah

[00:21:17] well all right we're moving on sunny Balwani Elizabeth Holmes's partner had to repeat report to the pokey and he has reported to the pokey Elizabeth Holmes with one week left that meaning last week she appealed to a judge to help

[00:21:42] reduce her 11 year sentence she wanted to stay out again and the guys like lady take this somewhere else we're not you're going to the pokey and you're going on the 27th yeah so she's going that would be this Thursday but I'm gonna tell

[00:21:58] you what kind of prison she's going to okay first of all it's in Brian Texas now there was another prison like this they're more like camps not in a bad way camps like in a good way like summer camp I'm serious that's is what my dad

[00:22:18] always said if you're gonna commit a crime go federal because the federal the federal prisons yeah I mean I was like 10 this was like dinner conversation now that's what you really don't want to do is get stuck in a local prison

[00:22:30] okay cuz he knew a couple of judges and stuff that ended up having to go to the federal prisons but they're cushy she's going to Brian Texas she could have gone that's about a hundred miles northwest of Houston it holds 450 female

[00:22:50] inmates from across four dorm units on a 37 acre campus the prison camps have dormitory housing relatively low staff to inmate ratio and no limited or perimeter fencing okay hmm I wouldn't trust her to scoot no and their work

[00:23:09] program oriented all inmates of the required to work which they do for an hourly wage between 12 cents and a dollar 15 according to the orientation handbook they have access to correspondence courses board games movies arts crafts as well as family counseling to strengthen in prison parents relationship

[00:23:28] with their kids now here's the thing there was one like this just north of where she's from I don't know why well she could be an asshole but usually a judge doesn't get emotional like that paddles and they just put you up closer

[00:23:44] to your family this one offers more lenient family visitation than other prisons but how long is that rich guy gonna be shuffling those two kids down there yeah the court finds it family visitation enhances rehabilitation there's no rehabilitating Elizabeth she's a cat man I'm sorry fraudster

[00:24:07] she's a trickster trickster all aka psychopath this place is having compared to other prisons no walls no bars no fences you can also they have tennis courts you should hear all this shit yoga I mean you would it's like

[00:24:25] a country club you would pay to belong to except you can't leave which even if it's a nice prison like when I had to be trapped in last comic standing for five

[00:24:35] weeks I felt like I was in prison and I didn't like it and I couldn't use a phone and I couldn't it was horrible and then me and John Heffron why I ask can I have a pet since I'm stuck in this stupid fucking house and then

[00:24:51] the only dog well it doesn't matter but yes a lady brought a dog and then the dog but it couldn't spend the night had to be taken home but at least it was a dog to play with yeah we couldn't have alcohol and I'm like I've seen top

[00:25:04] chef they're drinking on that why why you know drinks one that one day somebody brought me and John Heffron because we were the ones begging for beer they brought us a six pack and John and I drank two each so we could

[00:25:18] have one more the following day they took them out overnight yeah I hated everything about it anyway I feel like I was in a tiny prison and it's not a good feeling so even if the prison's nice it still sucks this is the I printed out

[00:25:36] the whole they have notable inmates I read all about him we won't know any of them no none of them are like somebody in the college admissions bribery scam went but they're not like famous they're all white collar money crimes mostly they

[00:25:53] have health services psychological care a drug abuse program educational you can get all kinds of degrees if you want maybe she can go back to school since she quits Sanford or Stanford Stanford Stanford and there's a Samford

[00:26:14] Stanford it's all confusing when the basketball pool comes out she can have visitors on Saturday and Sunday from 8 to 5 they're also welcome during the federal holiday period between 8 and 3 yeah you gotta sign up for all that you got to

[00:26:33] be cleared you get the phone for 15 minutes you gotta tell them who you're calling and they're taped you get 300 minutes a month on the phone yeah that's where she's going Houstonians who wants to go and visit I'll be doing Houston in

[00:26:53] the fall maybe I'll swing by update this update you couldn't have seen this one covered the Bud Light marketing exec behind the Dylan Mulvaney partnership is taking a leave of absence they will now see no you should be fired not for the

[00:27:19] fact that it was it's the fact that your idea failed it's not that I'm against Dylan Mulvaney but your idea failed to the tune of something like millions and millions of dollars and or did she have a boss did she run this by somebody

[00:27:34] then they should both go yeah somebody else is being fired but I don't think it's a boss of hers Alyssa Heiner Schneid I'm sure she'll be just fine after looking at her resume and the connections I'm sure it's not like she went

[00:27:48] in you know a leave of absence so they're just gonna hope that it fades away and then she'll everything will be fine these rich people never get like fired fired I mean rich people in corporate America I don't mean Tucker

[00:28:05] Carlson he's very rich the thing about Tucker Carlson that I've always found the strangest his father Dick Carlson if you watch that movie the lady and the veil Dale right the lady in the Dale the car he right we did we talked about a

[00:28:26] long time it's a great movie I mean who knew I never I never heard of any of that of that entire story but he was a reporter in Los Angeles so the lady who

[00:28:37] is the quote lady in the Dale was a man but I was dressed in drag and was living as a woman but more importantly she's conning people out of all this money about a car that doesn't exist she tells them it exists that there's

[00:28:51] prototypes and all this shit but it doesn't really exist people are working on it it's like Elizabeth Holmes but she's not telling you the truth up front that is the crime his father Tucker's father when you watch this show

[00:29:03] he has 1000% only obsessed with he thinks that that's really a man which which he was a man but he's living as a woman but he can that is not the point the point

[00:29:17] is he's stealing money left and right so why do you who cares if it's a man or woman what they obsession that he has is bizarre it's it's very strange I don't know go watch it for yourself but the Bud Light Lady

[00:29:32] Heiner Schneid Heiner Schnickle whatever she is she's taking a living up well update so Netflix I haven't even gotten to bedbath and beyond I should have done that first well that's why you know you're in the right pubcast we are

[00:29:59] we are forward thinking yes we've been saying for what two years bedbath and beyond cannot go on like the coupons are not gonna be good check your local listings but very soon Bob and Clark are you listening my friends Bob and Clark

[00:30:18] love me they sit yeah your coupons your can use points for a little bit longer however long you yes I think I come back I had to put yes people have points I know I don't but I decided to name the business section none of your business so

[00:30:40] our business section is called now called none of your business but bad bath and beyond I can't believe I didn't actually print it out I have like 18 copies of it doesn't matter they are officially closing all the stores so I'm gonna go

[00:30:54] to the one by my house later this week I'll take a film and put it on Instagram see what's left I'm curious to see what's left in there the the cash infusion we talked about that they did procure that's only enough to keep them

[00:31:06] going till the very end so I guess these people are hoping that at bankruptcy court they get that money back why you would give them that money I don't truly understand I'll have to ask my brother I'll have to take this to a

[00:31:16] higher level and try to figure out why would you give a company they're like loan sharks or how are you gonna get a percent back on that I don't know but that's it we said it was happening now here's another thing I

[00:31:33] predicted and these are not because I have no business sense at all these are common sense things no I don't understand math whatever I said when Netflix decides to say no more password sharing they think that people

[00:31:54] are gonna sign up on their own my prediction is some will many will not my parents if it doesn't work they just go well we're done with that now they're done they'll watch something else they don't care so the Netflix has delayed

[00:32:11] its password sharing crackdown how do you not just have one normal person that works there that could have told you this guys no it ain't gonna the company reported a net increase of 1.7 million global streaming subscribers

[00:32:26] up from 5% in the same prior year but below the more than 3 million Wall Street analysts has expected Netflix has said it's seen a cancel reaction in each market when we announce the news right there's too many streaming

[00:32:42] services this would have been fine when it was just you you missed the mark you missed the boat go you know what you should go have cocktails with the 94 year old from bed bath and beyond he missed about to and you can all sit there

[00:32:55] and talk about how you missed a boat but whatever boat you missed you missed it so they're gonna delay the crackdown by delaying the rollout however Netflix it said some of the expected membership growth and revenue benefit will fall

[00:33:13] into quarter three rather than quarter two mm-hmm yeah and I'm not dog shit Netflix there's a lot of stuff I like on there yellow jackets pick back up it was jumping some sharks and it's great again I have my own special on Netflix but I'm

[00:33:29] saying I do not understand who's making these decisions don't seem to be in touch with what normal people do yeah so don't worry about it till summer maybe they can hire Alyssa Heinrich night or Tucker Carlson or Don Lemon

[00:33:48] they're all available I think we'll see and then it's given Charles Barkley a show which I think is a great idea but it's with Gail King yeah I think we could have Gail's got enough going on she's on those morning shows did I ever tell this is

[00:34:09] the funniest this is a side story which one is Gail King on in the morning CVS with Nate with Nate oh from good morning football oh Nate Brosnan I love him yeah he's so handsome and he dresses so well but one time Lewis was invited to

[00:34:31] be on this CBS morning show and I have looked everywhere online this is like within the last 10 years and he told me I got up to watch it live in California because he went on with Gail and somebody else so it wasn't Nate Nate didn't work

[00:34:47] there at the time it might have been was Charlie the old guy Charlie Rose gay I don't know it was Gail okay well anyway it was Gail and two people and Lewis went on it started doing he's sitting in a desk with them like he's

[00:35:06] not performing stand-up comedy he's sitting at the desk and he's had his coffee and he's just revved up and he was I don't know it was something about the economy and Lewis said what do you mean what do you mean we have we owe this

[00:35:18] money we don't even have the money to begin with there's no money and he's going crazy like the guy from network they literally scooted their chairs back and went oh I don't feel the need for this kind of anger or yelling and I'm

[00:35:33] thinking who booked him do you not know his whole of course he what is he talking about donuts his these spent 45 years screaming about politics and the government and they hated him on a cellular level I've never seen anything

[00:35:50] so like unbelievably but it was so bad it was great because he he texted me immediately when he got off he goes horrible horrible horrible and then I couldn't wait to talk to him I said awake in California call me I said I

[00:36:07] watched I thought it was your best performance ever don't think the audience appreciate your demeanor Lewis is your demeanor anyway I keep getting sidetracked but we have a lot of updates three more so update meta tells employees to work

[00:36:34] from home if it's as it starts to act 10,000 people the hunger games have begun now I feel bad for these people I do not like Mark Zuckerberg but I don't want to hear anybody losing their job meta told us Northam but I also feel

[00:36:50] like the the zoomers and some of the millennials I don't think they'll care as much as like like I would care about it for them let's just move on they're very flexible like they don't yeah okay they're not attached to no none

[00:37:08] of that so that will make it probably less bad meta told us North American employees to stay home from work Wednesday began a second round of layoffs and will immediately cut 4,000 jobs as part of a plan to eventually call 10,000

[00:37:20] jobs why why mark Zuckerberg because nobody wants your stupid goggles how many times can we say that this is another thing how come I'm not asked to get into the meeting just the lady at the bar can we get the lady at the bar

[00:37:34] and I'll come in I'll go here's what everybody at the bar would tell you if we were to want your goggles they're available your 1500 ones are available for 300 a dick sporting goods and they're fine the roller coaster was so

[00:37:47] real I almost vomited I don't need anything more real than that and then they slash surprises but it still wasn't down to the knockoff level and these are legitimate knockoffs they're not like being sold with some person

[00:38:00] in New York this is all because of that because of meta well now meta verse whatever you want to call it the meta verse and the goggles but here's a weird thing I was thinking too in my life and I know I don't live in northern

[00:38:16] California or Silicon Valley but I've never met anybody which is strange like I meet people in bars fans after shows I've never met anybody that worked for Facebook or Instagram I know they're the same company or Twitter or

[00:38:32] WhatsApp I don't I don't know who these kids are maybe they're not all kids maybe there's older people too but I guess it maybe if you live on the West Coast you would end up knowing more of these people I've just never met not

[00:38:46] one person which is weird Amazon yeah I've met people that work for Amazon and I yeah well I met all them because I did a special with them but they're all over the country too that's why I never understood how we were having one

[00:39:04] conference call at a time at one time I'm like to those New York people know like whatever the time was I'm like you're fucking somebody either the good not me I'm in the middle I don't care what time it is yeah so 10,000

[00:39:18] people because that nobody nobody wants his super goggles yeah nobody's in the metaverse it's very lonely you don't want to go in there if you want to meet friends and people I would suggest you go somewhere where there's people that are

[00:39:35] alive yes a bar update remember we talked about the T-Rex skeleton well it went up for auction and it's sold its name Trinity I'll tell you why it's sold in Switzerland for six point one million dollars yep it has 293 bones from

[00:39:59] three different dinosaurs that's why they call it Trinity because there's three different dinosaurs they make it into one but the it's correct yeah plaster it's made from plaster created from placer an epoxy resin cast yeah T-Rex lived between 68 and 66 million years ago was now the western side of

[00:40:18] North America and had one of the strongest bites in the animal kingdom according to the auction house the sale of Trinity marks the first time in Europe and the third time globally an entire T-Rex skeleton has been offered

[00:40:29] at auction now they're not saying it's a dude who bought it or where is he gonna put it how big is your house that you can or is he gonna donate it but I don't think it should be up for auction to an individual it should be in

[00:40:45] a museum somewhere the fossilized bones that were found between 2008 and 2023 and hell in the Hell Creek and Lance Creek formations of Montana and Wyoming and we're shipped to Switzerland in nine giant crates it went less than

[00:41:02] expected they expected to get 8.9 million it was put up for sale by an anonymous US private individual however it was bought by a European private collector who made the winning bid this did not include the bit that doesn't

[00:41:16] matter it's a fair price for the dyno I hope it's gonna be shown to the public yeah right mm-hmm they didn't go very fast they did an analysis on its tail I don't know what that would even mean but it all he only walked at 2.8 miles an

[00:41:37] hour mm-hmm yeah the same year experts found that there were 2.5 billion T-Rex roaming North America over 2.5 million years ago to 2.5 billion I mean how could you ever leave your cave if you were a cave person and I would have

[00:41:54] never seen it because I'm completely almost legally blind and they wouldn't have glasses I had never been able to leave the cave just to bump it into T-Rex's hey so there's your update it's sold we'll find out if he donates it he she

[00:42:11] update this came from a termite on Twitter alligators what else are we talking about well not last week maybe the week for I don't remember I was saying I don't understand whether there's not alligators further north in

[00:42:24] Alabama and why haven't they come to Tennessee yet well they're here recently a seven-foot alligator was videoed by the Tennessee Wildlife Resource Agency region one personnel in West Tennessee so that West Tennessee is like

[00:42:40] the Memphis area at Wolf River in Fayette County the latest siding is one of several confirmed sightings of alligators in Southwest Tennessee global warming just a half a temperature we talked about this in-depth Wow alligators are naturally expanding their range into Tennessee from the

[00:42:57] southern border states TWRA has not stocked any alligators to Tennessee well I would think not I think there would have been an announcement maybe on the local news y'all you're not going to believe that but we have put alligators

[00:43:10] in all of our likes and it's a new program by the Tennessee Wildlife Resource I just I mean we would have known if they did that I would hope alligators expanding into Tennessee is just another species won't must learn to

[00:43:23] coexist with like many other southern states and then they'll be in Missouri and then they'll be in Lake of the Ozarks and then the alligators will go to the party Cove and then drunks will try to ride them and they will be

[00:43:34] eaten the drunks not the alligators straight to party Cove alligators are opportunistic feeders they prey on fish turtle snakes and frogs and waterfall they also eat each other which is true yeah and they drunk boaters in Lake of the Ozarks beware occasionally they will feed on

[00:43:55] larger animals such as possums which by the way I posted a picture video on Instagram of a possum that was on my deck I love that none of the cats react they just let it eat their whole bullfrog alligators can survive Tennessee

[00:44:12] winners by going into a hibernation like dormancy called brumation they can withstands period of ice by sticking their snout we talked about that and I learned that where in South Carolina Keel what the guy explained it all to me they

[00:44:26] stick at their son out of the water before it freezes which allows them to continue breathing alligators their reminder our protected species and catching or shooting one is a violation of the law if you come across one

[00:44:37] leave it alone and enjoy Tennessee's unique biodiversity we'll see about that holy they found the first sports mug ever well maybe not the first one but the first one that they know of a Roman a era vase once considered a cremation

[00:45:05] vessel vessel turns out to be an early form of sports memorabilia for a gladiator fan and it looks like a pewter mug and there's two gladiators on it when it emerged from the ground in 1853 at West Lodge England the so-called

[00:45:21] clochester vase was immediately deemed an important fine due to their remarkable decorative relief depicting a gladiator battle which dated back dated the piece back to Roman Britain it also can was also considered cremation vessel having been found containing human remains but new studies

[00:45:40] have found that the jar was no ordinary grave object it could represent the earliest form of sports memorabilia conducted by researchers at the clochester and Ipswich museums where the artifact is held the latest test revealed that the vase was crafted out of local clay in the year 180 to 240

[00:45:55] yep they found that the inscription on the vessel spelling the names of two gladiators featured was carved into the clay before the vessel was fired fired up not afterwards as previously thought the engraving then was a fundamental part of the clochester's vase and not added later yeah somebody

[00:46:16] these were his two favorite gladiators or her somebody was like I want my guys on a mug and they did it they had and they had gladiator matches in this town in England back in the Romans were there that's it's very cool that should be in

[00:46:31] a museum nobody should own that she goes straight to a museum it's gonna be part of my political campaign who's hoarding shit that should be in museums I'm cracking down this is very strange a new Bible chapter that contains hidden

[00:46:50] verses has come to light after it was erased by ascribe 1500 years ago that's really weird yeah the incredible discovery dates back to the third century features chapters 11 through 12 from Matthew is one of the earliest

[00:47:05] translation lesions of the gospel the page came to light thanks to the use of ultraviolet photography on a manuscript at the Vatican library the hidden text was initially erased by ascribe in a palace in Palestine a common practice

[00:47:19] at the time as parchment was so scarce manuscripts were often erased and reused boy I don't know if I would have wanted to be the person that erased some of the Bible and went what else do we got what can we fit on this

[00:47:31] page what if you accidentally did it the extracts come from the Gospel of Matthew a disciple of Jesus who was a tax collector which is one of the four gospels of the New Testament of the Bible the other three we know what the

[00:47:42] ones are you do if you want to really just one one of the verses reads at the time Jesus went through the grain fields of on the Sabbath and his disciples began became hungry he began to pick the heads of grain and eat it the

[00:47:57] traceria Syriac translation reads began to pick the heads of grain rub them in their hands and then eat them whatever he was weeds or wheat weeds the discovery proves how productive of the interpret there's a lot more left and

[00:48:17] they haven't decoded any of it yeah I hope it says like something that was mind-blowing like p.s. God was actually a chick see you know something crazy I mean get so Jesus ate wheat when he's walking around okay fine but not really

[00:48:34] that great we may have to go to our business section it's none of your business no we're still in news oh my god this one the champagne pain of beers leaves French producers frothing Brussels the guardians of champagne will

[00:48:59] let no one take the name of this bubbly bubbly beverage in vain not even a US beer behemoth for years Miller Highlife has used the champagne and beers slogan this week that appropriation became impossible to swallow get it at the

[00:49:15] request of the trade body defending the interest of houses and growers of northeastern French sparkling wine Belgium's custom agents crushed more than 2,000 cans of Miller Highlife because it says on the can for all the people out there destroying beer shooting beer not buying beer and blowing

[00:49:40] it up I will be gladly take all the beer I'll pay you 50 cents on the dollar I'll pay you half of what oh my god why didn't you give this to people what is wrong with them you you're destroying it you know how many people can't afford

[00:49:57] beer they would love a free beer God they did the destruction of two of a shipment of 2,352 cans on the ground that the century-old model used by American burrito infringes on the protected protected destination of the origin of

[00:50:12] champagne you know what also jackasses read the can it says beer I mean it was a Belgian port of Amtorp this happened back in February moulson moulson cool's beverage who owns Miller Highlife brand does not currently export to the EU

[00:50:30] and the Belgium customs inclined to say who had ordered the beers somebody ordered it it was probably a private buyer the briar in Germany was informed it did not contest the decision if I'm the buyer and I say can I get 2300 cans of

[00:50:46] Miller light and you wrecked it yeah well yeah I need to have a talk about that wow they started using that slogan in 1906 the champagne of beers right Belgian customs said that the destruction of the cans was paid for by the comaté

[00:51:10] champagne whatever that comaté I never heard of it courted their joint statement was carry out with the utmost respect for the environmental concerns by ensuring that the entire batch both contents and containers was recycled in an environment responsible man god there's so many people destroying beer so unnecessary

[00:51:29] I'll drive over there I'll fly over 50 cents of a dollar maybe 65 I'm not a good negotiator this is our mystery of the week this is a really really weird mystery mounts as cattle turn up dead with their tongues removed in Texas yep

[00:51:56] six cattle were mysteriously found with their tongues completely removed and no sign of blood spilled mystifying yeah Texas authorities ranchers in Madison County found a six-year-old longhorn cross cow lying on her side deceased and mutilated along a state highway in East Central Texas the Madison Sheriff

[00:52:17] Office said the animals tongue had been completely removed from the body with no blood spill after a straight clean cut with apparent precision had been made to remove the hide around the cows mouth on one side the cow did not seem to

[00:52:31] struggle during the incident as the grass around the animal was undisturbed no footprints or tire tracks were found in the area ranchers said there were no predators or bird trying to scavenge remains of the cow which

[00:52:43] decayed untouched for several weeks why that is bizarre I mean a deer dies on the side of the highway and they're there in five minutes the predators while investigating the longhorns cross perplexing death authorities discovered that there have been five other similar occurrences along the same state

[00:53:01] highway located in Brazos County and Robinson County four adult cows in one yearling were reported dead by similar occurrences lying on one side with the exposed side of their face cut along the jaw line also all five had their tongues

[00:53:16] completely removed two on two of the five cows authorities discovered that a circular cut was made removing the anus and external genitalia the can cut had been made with the same precision precision as the cuts along the cows

[00:53:31] jaw and later decided discoveries there was no signs of disturbance in the grass no blood spilled no noticeable tracks in the area the cause of death is still unknown similar incidents have been reported across the country including Colorado where dozens of cattle were slaughtered this fall by an

[00:53:48] elusive predator that left no tracks behind maybe it's a skin walker yeah aliens yeah October 18 cows are found just dead outside of the town of meeker some looked as though they were killed by wolves but officials with Colorado

[00:54:07] parks and while found no wolf tracks or evidence of a wolf in the area this is all real it's everywhere I downloaded it everywhere just to make sure it wasn't bullshit I think it's aliens 100% because a skin walker if you know about them

[00:54:26] they're kind of shape-shifting goes things they would have no need to do that I think the aliens are doing it for research something why do you need the tongue it's weird speaking at Texas attention Ron white attention comedian Ron white discovery of another body in Austin's Ladybird Lake

[00:54:51] reignites the rainy street ripper killer fears Austin do you have a serial killer the Pope say no the Pope say its drunks fallen in the river I'm disagreeing with the Pope and and Ron goes up and down rainy street all the

[00:55:08] time to get his tacos and there's all those food trucks and those fun little like tiny house restaurants on I like the rainy street area but now I'd go out in the day but at night I be careful he's too big to take down to and he's

[00:55:24] too lethargic you'd have to drag him once you got him and he's just dead weight he jumped up to fight you at this age online speculation that a serial killer stalking the streets of Austin was reignited over the weekend

[00:55:37] after discovery of another corpse in Ladybird Lake and you know I've rent to kayaks down there and stuff and it never occurred to me that like I could if you paddle and buy a body I mean how can you say drunks in the lake

[00:55:50] the Mississippi River is right down by one of our biggest drinking areas in St. Louis and well yeah the river'd move a body faster wouldn't just linger at 1 p.m. 1 21 p.m. Saturday authorities received a call about a

[00:56:03] body floating in the lake near Longhorn Dam the police said the person whose name and gender have not been released was pronounced dead at the scene the Austin Police Department water rescue marks the fourth time a dead body has been pulled

[00:56:16] from the lake this year and the eighth in the past 10 months even so police say nay nay in a statement they said it's the combination of alcohol and easy access to Ladybird Lake I do not believe that so eight people in ten

[00:56:33] months were basically saying once a month somebody gets drunk and either commit suicide or falls into the lake and they can't swim or they're so drunk they don't know they fell in a lake and I've been drunk and I've been in lakes

[00:56:46] and I know I'm in a lake even when I'm drunk I know I'm in the lake and I know how to get out as of right now the homicide unit did not did respond to the scene and investigating this as right now it's an unfortunate incident

[00:56:58] but up to this point we have not discovered anything suspicious tied directly to the incident we definitely understand people have concerns if we did have any information we will let you know if there are any specifics I'm

[00:57:13] really trying I'm really trying to make this accidental drowning thing makes sense in my head but I just cannot mean either anonymous writer yeah they've agreed to increase security measures around Ladybird Lake following demands

[00:57:28] from concerned citizens here I think it's all dudes do too that's not in this article is in a different article I read so far it's young men well between 20 and 40 put it that way all right we're going to none of your business it's none of

[00:57:44] your business so good the business news IKEA is coming to bring in eight new stores to US locations they won't tell you where yet I thought I was gonna be able to tell you where it's gonna expand its empire into the United States

[00:58:01] it'll be their biggest ever investment in a single country how do we feel about IKEA mmm yeah when you're in your 20s or for kids well like there's a lot when you go through the kids section now to see those beds I'm like I would have

[00:58:18] killed to have that bet I mean there's some crazy ass shit in there that's awesome and a kid doesn't know if they're in a good bed or a bad bed it's just a bed kids furniture yes office furniture yes their couches and stuff

[00:58:31] though no yeah they're not very good they tend they want to build up their presence on the east and west coast they have a lot of good ideas for storage and stuff I like IKEA I love their meatballs sometimes I go just for the

[00:58:48] meat Swedish meatballs I don't even care if I buy anything as long as I get meatballs at the end Ikea was founded in 1943 they have a presence 31 countries so there's at least eight more coming to United States they already have 51

[00:59:03] stores and plan 50 and two other new IKEA locations not covered by the $2 billion are set to open in San Francisco California are they did Virginia over the summer so those are some that aren't even included in this eight

[00:59:21] that's great very exciting I like it I like IKEA I just that I wouldn't buy like a couch no I would never go on a Saturday no me and my friend Jim McDonald used to

[00:59:37] go down a long beach that was the closest one to LA at the time and we didn't have any money so there was a lot of stuff we really wanted here's another thing it's none of your business Portland what are you guys doing

[00:59:52] yeah our AI closes its downtown Portland store after being overwhelmed by record-breaking thefts including Thanksgiving raid despite spending $800,000 a year on security I don't know Portland we got to get to get it together the Apple Store in downtown Portland has giant fences all around it you have

[01:00:12] to go through the fence because they don't want somebody breaking the glass yeah 6% of burglary callouts in downtown Portland were to REI 6% they installed new safety glass been heavily on security guards and even stationed a 24-hour security trailer outside but to no avail this makes the latest real

[01:00:31] teller to pull out the city amid skyrocketing crime cracker rail Walmart and Nike all closed stores in the area in recent months citing unperformance and theft we talked about that on this we we're ahead I don't need to

[01:00:43] keep going through the whole article here but you get the point I don't know what they plan on doing but poor Portland's gonna lose all its fun stuff three stores remain in the wider Portland area and Tulatane Hillsboro and

[01:00:56] Clackamas my cousin Tommy lives out there I'll have to ask Tommy what is the hell is going on here's some more it's none of your business I don't know why it shouldn't make me laugh because 9,000 people are gonna use

[01:01:14] loser jobs so that's horrible David's bridal is filing for bankruptcy I did not know that was still a thing but I would think that would survive you think a wedding dress is something you'd want to go in and not buy online and

[01:01:30] try to ship that shit back I would just take a wedding dress back up to the girls at my UPS store so nice the children I would just walk in there with that dress crying going I don't I don't know how to send this back I don't have

[01:01:42] a box I don't can please can you guys just send this for me here's $200 and some beer please I would think that that would have survived they're gonna seek out a buyer who continued to operate the business going forward so

[01:01:59] they haven't given up yet it also filed for bankruptcy in 2018 though uh-huh I am wedding dresses made well they could be made in China but David's bridal was carrying them I mean but they also have don't they have prom stuff

[01:02:19] in there I never go in there no yeah there's a lot of matchy matchy matchy match okay a Spanish athlete this is this is where I just go I don't know what's wrong with people and I'm gonna be the old lady in a chair in a

[01:02:45] recl- a lazy boy which I'm gonna get when I retire I know they're not very I I I please a but they're great and I'm gonna have a cat on my lap and I'm just gonna be sitting here going I don't know what's wrong with people a Spanish

[01:03:00] athlete spent 500 days alone in a cave on purpose for quote science yeah Beatrice Flamene she is not social no no not a social person I mean I can't be alone in my house for more than like I don't know two hours before I start calling people

[01:03:31] what are you doing where's everybody at after spending almost a year and a half in near total isolation at some 230 feet underground Beatrice Flamene emerged from a cave in southern Spain and asked who's buying the beer oh now all of a

[01:03:45] sudden you're a social butterfly I'll tell you who's not buying the beer France Belgium you're not getting a Miller light I hope you weren't hoping for the champagne of beers would you like a Bud Light we have a lot extra I saw at the

[01:04:05] Morgan Wall and concert nobody was at the Bud Light line and I'm like that's the concert I should go to I'll go drink it I my favorite beer is wherever the line is the shortest that's my favorite beer the climber in the mountaineer and ended

[01:04:17] the cave in Granada on November 21st 2021 and determined to spend 500 days alone monitored from afar by a group of scientists to explore the effects of isolation on the human body and mind she was 48 when she went down there and

[01:04:30] 50 when she completed the challenge after resurfacing see how can you two years of your life you don't know how many years you're gonna get on earth and you spent two of them alone with a bat in a cave after resurfacing she met with her

[01:04:47] doctors and spent an hour talking to reporters who gathered outside she told them she was ready for a drink and a shower but she could have stayed in the cave longer I was sleeping or at least dozing when they came down to

[01:04:56] get me I thought something had happened I said already no way I hadn't finished my book at that point she'd made it through 60 books you know who could do this my mom if I gave her 60 books and a good she already has one of those

[01:05:10] minor lights to read when my dad's asleep it's so bright I mean it looks like they're actually being robbed by the police I went in there with the dog I was putting their dog in their room or something I'm like Jesus God

[01:05:23] what is that she's like what and then she looked at me and it went on me she's like it's my reading light I'm like holy god what does that got triple D batteries

[01:05:32] in it is that hooked up to a generator mom my mom is totally fine being alone Fominis team since she spent her days reading drawing exercising knitting woolly hats and recording herself with two go-pros they're gonna turn her

[01:05:48] experience into a documentary oh I know right I hope it's five minutes long because that's as long as I can handle this she said she lost track of time after about two months in the cave and she thought she'd only been down there

[01:06:03] for 160 or 170 days she described the experience is excellent unbeatable telling reporters in fact I didn't want to come out at that point I'd have pushed her back down she said she feels like it's still 2021 indeed major

[01:06:17] global events from Russia's full scale invasion of the Ukraine to the death of Queen Elizabeth the second happened while she was basically living under a rock even things like being in the sunlight and talking to others we're gonna take

[01:06:26] some getting used to she was wearing dark sunglasses and a big smile how would you feel if you had a dream and you fulfilled it when you come out crying her mother they were spent inside silence and solitude but not without

[01:06:38] remote supervision a team of scientists from wherever wherever kept in touch using special limited messaging technology they delivered food including special treats like avocados and fresh eggs and removed her waste from a collection point every quote five poos I would be more afraid of what's in the

[01:06:59] cave there's snakes at least in a Missouri cave snakes bats spiders the gods left me foods before going underground she told her team not to contact her on her under any circumstances even if a family member

[01:07:15] even a family member's death if it's a no communication it's no communication regardless of circumstances people who knew me and respected that a technical problem forced her to briefly pause the challenge around day 300 she spent eight

[01:07:30] days in a tent without making contact before returning to her cave she said she spoke only when recording videos I didn't talk to myself out loud but oh God I would have started that day too I would have done everybody's act that I

[01:07:43] know by heart I would have anything there were tough moments like when she experienced auditory hallucinations man is a social animal even if you don't like other people you stay alone too long you go crazy and then a fly

[01:08:03] invasion left her completely covered she also said there are some beautiful moments and that staying in present and in touch with her emotions helped her make it through this is where I wanted to be so I dedicated myself you have to be

[01:08:14] focused if you get distracted I'll twist my ankle I'll get hurt it'll be over and have to come get me and I don't want that the experiment lives on filming is the experience is part of a project called time cave there's a

[01:08:25] lot of people I think that I would like it if they went into a cave for that long yeah let's start making a list it was her idea and she approached the media production company with the pitch she said she'll continue

[01:08:39] to let doctors study the physical and mental impact of her time in the cave before planning her next mountaineering and caving project I would say to be at risk what's really wrong what's really the matter where people super

[01:08:56] mean to you let's talk about this this to be this one celebrity cruises improperly stored dead body in the cruise ships cooler instead of the morgue what now I remember Lewis did two cruises I talk about it I used to do

[01:09:23] jokes of act about it but John Pennette went and John at that time was very much overweight and he did a lot of our extracurricular things and he kind of went missing for like a day yeah now that's not unlike John but also it's

[01:09:41] we're at sea and I said my friend Jim performs on cruise ships sometimes and he told me they have morgues on cruise ships because I said what if somebody dies on one he goes oh no they have a morgue and they just wait till they get

[01:09:53] to the export they put you basically in a more so I said to Lewis if John has accidentally killed himself and ruined my vacation I'm gonna kill him twice I'm gonna kill him again because I was having a good time at that point and then

[01:10:08] John turned up thank God and he was one of my best friends so I can say those mean things without he would have agreed with me a Florida family and her floor woman Florida woman or family filed a lawsuit against celebrity cruises

[01:10:21] claiming the cruise lane improperly stored her husband's body in the ships cooler as opposed to the morgue after he died on board the lawsuit was filed of course in Florida Florida never let you down according to the

[01:10:33] complaint he died due to a cardiac event while on celebrity you can not cruise ship in August of 2022 traveling from Fort Lauderdale to ports in the eastern Caribbean after his death she was told that she had two options the wife of

[01:10:46] what could be done where husband body according to lawsuits they were the year have his job body removed from the ship and San Juan Puerto Rico Puerto Rico or have his body stored on the ship until it reached Fort Lauderdale

[01:10:56] approximately six days for the date of his passing she Jones's body stayed on the board so she chose a second to take him back to Fort Lauderdale because she probably figured how am I gonna get him home from Puerto Rico when the funeral

[01:11:09] surface employee at Fort Lauderdale was brought on the ship to retrieve his body the body was not located in the ships more instead his body had at some time not yet known then moved from the ships morgue to a cooler on

[01:11:22] a different floor than the ships morgue the great it's the mayonnaise in the beer cooler he's in a giant yeti where's your husband oh do you see our life-size yeti he'd be in there no seriously it keeps beers good for five days I don't know why

[01:11:36] the cooler which the in which his body was found by the funeral boy had drinks placed outside of the cooler they took drinks out and it and was not at a temperature which was sufficient sufficient nor proper for

[01:11:54] storing a dead body to prevent deep composition it was found in a bag on a pallet on the floor of the cooler and then it was in advanced stages of decomposition there's he was Duke to decompose to bury properly reason

[01:12:11] number nine billion eight hundred fifty nine to not go on a cruise people learn from my mistake all right I got a feel-good story we're gonna close out oh what are we watching oh my god I always forget this segment you gotta

[01:12:30] watch Waco the aftermath but first you have to watch Waco wake up and then all the same actors from that continue on the way after it's called Waco the aftermath that's on showtime but the original Waco I believe is on Netflix

[01:12:43] it's on showtime was well okay well they keep moving around we'll put it in this notes and for stupid fun I did watch 80 for Brady I'll admit it it was very cute and they did not rely on the state the reason I kept avoiding it I

[01:13:00] love Lily Tomlin more than any well in Sally Field but I got to meet Lily Tomlin and hang out with her for a while and so I never met Sally Field and Jane found out I could go either which way on and read a marino I just adore

[01:13:15] because she looks fabulous she's they're all old but I thought they were gonna do a lot of the old people standard issue bullshit jokes and they didn't they stayed away from it it was funny it's a cute movie for a plane and so

[01:13:32] somebody set me a thing said he's gonna try stand-up comedy I'm like he can be my opener he doesn't even have he doesn't even have to talk I will pay him what I pay all other openers there's a scale of opening pay and you don't even have

[01:13:48] talk he can just stand up there go mm-hmm and just turn just turn around walk around wave you throw out footballs I can think a lots of things for him to do he can try all the jokes he wants I don't care if he eats it I'll

[01:14:02] make up for it this cat this might feel good story it's a cat story it soon could be the oldest in the world a much-loved cat owned by a British I don't

[01:14:16] know what a OAP is oh it's an old lady I don't know could soon be crowned the oldest cat in the world Rosie a fluffy tortoise shell will celebrate her 32nd birthday on June 1st with proud owner Lila Brissette 72 years old her took her in as

[01:14:36] a kitten in 1991 old-age pensioner look at us learning stuff like we're global the current holder we've already talked about philosophy on this podcast is a youthful 27 year old cat from Kent so they're both in England Rosie who's a

[01:14:57] hundred and forty four in human years has only ever visited the vet twice and has no plans on giving up the quiet life she shares with Lila she's now eyeing up on her 32nd birthday when she will get a birthday card at party and cards from

[01:15:09] her loving neighbors Lila retired housewife from Norwich no Norfolk said this beautiful thing was handed to me in a cane basket as a kitten in 1991 in the rest of history she's only been in the vet twice oh wants to be spayed

[01:15:23] in our 90s in the 90s and a five years ago to get an antibiotic for assist on her head she's quite the character she's got all of her teeth unlike my parents this

[01:15:34] cat knew how to take care of her teeth she was approached by a cat rescue woman in the 90s with Rosie as a kitten who needed re-homing after her first household realized their daughter was allergic Lila widowed had previously

[01:15:47] rescued an abused cat and a stray dog so was welcome we're happy to welcome into her home she's a cross between a ginger torn and a ragdoll giving her a gloriously fluffy tail ragdolls are adorable my neighbors or they they're on

[01:16:00] a list to get one it's come in May 7th and they're naming it Dolly I can't wait yeah according to the Guinness World Book of Records which lists world records of both human achievements and extremes in the natural the oldest

[01:16:14] cat is currently 27 years old if added that the oldest cat ever oh it also added the oldest cat to ever live is cream puff of Austin Texas who was born in 1967 and lived to 2005 38 years and three days nobody thinks the cats live into 38

[01:16:36] no no right Rosie sleeps by the window all day like clockwork she'll have some food and use a literature right she's no there's no need for alarm clock all she does is eat sleep and usually in repeat I often have to check if

[01:16:49] she's alive and breathing I'm worried about the day she crosses over that rainbow bridge she'll leave a big void I'll miss her when she's gone but I'll never have her put down so they just got to prove this and then it'll be the

[01:17:00] oldest cat I don't know how they're gonna prove that maybe they have pictures they can carbon date OAP what did we learn today old age pensioner all right termites where am I going niceville Florida where's that

[01:17:20] right after meanville it's by dusted and Pensacola and all that I'm doing a show in niceville probably yeah Pate Verde to shows Charleston Santa Rosa Santa Rosa Wheatland Vegas the Mirage it's still called the Mirage Atlantic City don't born gotta Hampton Beach New Hampshire hi Anas mess the

[01:17:50] Cape Cod melody 10 I've always wanted to do that gig it takes a lot of street cred to get that gig so I'm a little tiny proud of myself that I finally got it yeah only took 100 years but hey whenever you get it um and that's a

[01:18:02] good excuse to go to Boston in the summer nice yeah and going over to Cape Cod get it get some a lobster roll go look for the shacks they're surrounding all the islands that everybody's acted like it's not it's like it's not happening

[01:18:21] this is what happens when you bring back the seal population these are the arguments I hear in bars over there you know these these people you want to bring the seals back well good good god look what you got going on out there

[01:18:32] now all right turn it's that's my best accent it's not very good but passable that's it so I'm gonna pack up I'm gonna go golf with little dwarf yeah and I'm gonna pack my stuff for flower yeah and I'm gonna watch a succession still great

[01:18:55] the NHL playoffs I'm a blues fan St. Louis blues fan but my new fallback team New Jersey Devils that's gonna break my friend Michael Summerville's heart because he's a Rangers fan but here's why the assistant general manager of the New

[01:19:12] Jersey Devils is not only a woman but her name is Kate Madigan right and her her father I read her bio is Jim Madigan and her sister is Kelly Madigan my cousin is Kelly Madigan and her father is my dad's brother Jim Madigan

[01:19:28] there's only nine names you're allowed to use and we're gonna keep using them over and over and over until somebody gets completely sick I mean we're so like limited on the names that are acceptable my brother's third kid

[01:19:43] Kevin people are like whoa you're getting kind of weird like like Kevin is an Irish name you guys why is everybody like well we don't have any we don't have any Kevin Madigan's well we do now how about somebody do

[01:19:56] something a little different it's always a fight to go outside the lines you're supposed to stay in this thing yeah I will never forget my can I probably can't tell that story that would be embarrassing to them but yes so the

[01:20:11] Jersey Devils are my fallback team for now because it's being assistant managed by a Madigan yeah the national Preds I love going to Preds games and the blues are always have my heart but the NHL playoffs are on and six session just

[01:20:28] it's still great even without Brian Cox and I was corrected that what lady who plays Shiv is actually Australian I thought she was British I don't know why I can't keep up with everything termites I can't be in charge of

[01:20:40] everything so I appreciate when termites say hey no this is the deal thank you and that's it you guys be always some t-shirts left are the hats on the website yet next week Madigan's pubcast hats first ever ball cap and

[01:20:58] it's the kind I like it's got the foam in front and then the netting on the back whatever high quality stitching high quality stitching yes we're not pamphlet cheap patches no no no it'll be soon as the union shirts are gone new

[01:21:13] pubcast shirt yeah a termite shirt yeah people wanted to so that's all going on and that's really all I got to write so get out there it's still not warm warm 58 degrees bullshit like it's already past Easter past the masters it should

[01:21:32] be 65 I saw my little friend Jan Arden posted something in Calgary it's like I don't understand cells that Celsius first of fair height but it's freezing like even up there it's everything's just off so you know try to enjoy your spring all

[01:21:49] my plants are dead everything's dead the hedges are dead yeah wait till my friend mark gets those pictures he's gonna he's already having the worst day of his life cuz Dr. Carlson is gone and then I'm gonna text I'm

[01:22:02] gonna say hey his nickname is Pinky Tito and I'm gonna say hey Pinky Tito cuz he loves Tito's vodka hey Pinky Tito this is a horrible day for you because all these hedges are dead and you're gonna have to figure out but I bet land he's

[01:22:19] a landscaper I bet landscapes are having a horrible horrible spray everything's dead my friends who own the orchard there's gonna be no peaches no I'm gonna matter fact that's what that'll be my mission this afternoon I'm gonna

[01:22:33] totally ruin Mark's day I have your Tito's ready for you if you want to get over here Pinky Tito and I need some I've had these hedges for seven years and they never died and they died this year yep even the cats walk by and

[01:22:54] look at them like like look at your shitty yard lady man this place is going down fast going downhill all right that's it