Episode 126: Mardi Gras Gumbo, Hunting Bigfoot, & Saving Ralphie The Fire-Breathing Demon Dog

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. TARMIGHTS! This episode 126, how does the lighting look? Huh? Amazing? Paddles went online and found some lights.

[00:00:34] And ordered them, and they have arrived. And at this point, this upstairs looks like I have created the world's worst television studio. Like if you went in, you'd leave. Like if you came in and somebody said, hey I got a TV show in here,

[00:00:51] you'd walk in and go, yeah I don't really think they do. What are all these cardboard ladies? What are these? Yeah, well these cardboard ladies, there's a lot going on, there's a lot going on with everything, TARMIGHTS! So I did the rhyming on Saturday night.

[00:01:03] I'm gonna tell you about the rhyming, but first look, they make you your own poster. How great is that? Yeah, my dad's like, can you send me a picture of the poster? I go, I can send you a poster. No, I just want a picture. All right, okay.

[00:01:16] Facebook! I know that's what he wants it for. But I said I'd frame one and send it to, they do have it in Missouri or... They don't care. That's fine. Some more posters for me. Did you make some money? Yeah, that's all he ever cares about.

[00:01:30] Now how'd you do with the gate? Like I'm gonna play for the Cardinals. Yeah, well done. It was sold out. It was so much fun. But I'll get to that in a minute.

[00:01:42] But first of all, a lot of you may be looking at this thing on the desk. Well there's 85 things on this desk. What I forgot because I put this in the office because I've just been busy

[00:01:51] because about two weeks after Christmas I received this thing in the mail and I didn't know who it was from. It did not take me long to figure out who this would be from. Of course it would be from Lewis Black.

[00:02:03] This was my Christmas present from Lewis and I just refound it in the office because I haven't had time when I really want to do it correctly. It makes so little sense at all that's why I knew he did it because it's called Star Wars

[00:02:18] Chia Pet Grass Planter Featuring the Child. That's Yoda, right? Is it this Yoda? I don't watch Star Wars really. Well it's super cute but then on the package you see here's the Baby Yoda or whatever that is and then there's a cat, a real cat eating grass.

[00:02:37] So this chia bowl, one chia the child, this is what it includes. I have seed packet, growing mix and it's a reusable cat grass planter. Wheat grass and oat grass make sure it's a healthy treat for your cat. Grows about an inch a day. It's so bizarre.

[00:03:04] I can't wait no I'm going to try it. We'll monitor it. Termites we'll see if it works. I do not know. Lewis isn't the type to go to Walgreens and look in the as on scene TV.

[00:03:13] I also I don't know where he would have purchased this chia pet. I'm going to have to ask why would you see this on Amazon? You think he went looking for it? The Star Wars Mandolin Chia Cat. It's not a chia pet.

[00:03:32] Anyway, I'm going to do it in front of everybody but I have to read the instructions because I did it. Chia pet of Richard Simmons and nothing grew because I didn't read right. Which is a story of my schooling career.

[00:03:44] Okay, what do we let's do while we're eating a drink it first of all in honor of Nashville. We're doing this is the greatest name for a beer ever. It's from little Harpeth Rory sneaky goat. Yes, and it's delicious.

[00:03:58] I've already poured one in and have it seltzer back up after that. So shout out to Nashville and they made a beer the Tennessee Brew Works made a beer for Zaney is a comedy club and honor their 40th anniversary.

[00:04:12] It's called laughing something I'll have to get a hold of it. Yeah, because I was on the local news in Nashville and I don't want to say it's hard to get on that show but my friend Brian was on the news. I'm like you are on tour?

[00:04:25] What are you doing on the news? He goes oh because they made a beer for Zaney. He owns Zaney so I'm like oh and then he sent me a clip of his segment. I'm like and then I got a little preemptive because of tornadoes. You aired on Friday.

[00:04:37] I should I did air my air on Friday but it should air but you know what you should put on a tornado over me any day of the week because I was just sitting on the deck watching it come in very tornadic. It didn't happen though.

[00:04:50] I'm excited to video. All conditions were correct were right and perfect. So that's what we're drinking that then so well I'll just show you guys this new t-shirt my favorite color combo blue and gray.

[00:05:10] Yep and then it says box wine and tiny banjos these will be on the website soon. You can see it? Okay how about that? There's so much shit on my desk. Everybody says they're very happy they're super soft because why because and I've

[00:05:26] every all sizes from small to three times three x three times. All right well wait here's the thing. So my new special is out on Amazon. If you tweet a picture I've never done a thing a giveaway but I'm doing one.

[00:05:42] If you tweet a picture of yourself or you with your significant other or your dog or your cat watching this special if you take a picture of that and then hashtag it laughing stock

[00:05:55] no laugh track nope come on it's for laugh track that's for amazon hashtag left one word laugh track and hashtag hunting bigfoot you have to put those two hashtags in take a picture

[00:06:07] you can send it to twitter you can send it to instagram wherever and I'm going to give the facial book now my mom will do it can I have a t-shirt I posted a picture of me and your dad

[00:06:16] no no you haven't you have enough t-shirts mom I think yours are softer than louis's they are they are but he's a pretty good too anyway I'm going to give out a shit ton of t-shirts

[00:06:28] so because I want amazon to know you guys are watching they care the children the children at amazon that have been so so so helpful um just really helpful in launching this thing it's been

[00:06:40] amazing um especially one one I never get to meet any of them Emma and Jamie shout out if you guys are listening so there um it's been a real uh a real fine little experience fun so that's

[00:06:54] that little business what am I tasting this is a great disappointment but I think everybody should know it it's terrible terrible I can't tell you because I've already tasted one but I cooked some

[00:07:08] it was supposed to be I eat frozen right castles in a pinch probably yeah I'm not embarrassed by it I mean I'd rather have real ones but these were in the freezer section and it says cast cheese

[00:07:24] white castle cheeseburger bites it says new party pack always tasty and fun to eat made with 100 beef I doubt that but I'm not here to complain um but these things yeah no I love white castle

[00:07:42] turn my do not spend your money on these get the rip they don't even taste like white castle I don't know like weird cheese and beef in a in a ravioli outside

[00:07:56] meh I love white castle but guys that was terrible baby cat won't eat it baby cat I think because they were feral and I just fed them cat food that's really all they like I try to give them

[00:08:11] salmon I try to give them chicken yeah real salmon I ate it I gave baby cat a third of my food didn't even care like whenever I smelled it was like meh I think they're just cat food guys um

[00:08:29] I'm also gonna be tasting in honor of Nashville it's meh it's look it's Frank's red hot Nashville hot chicken hot yeah I love hot chicken if you guys don't know what it is it's a thing in Nashville

[00:08:42] it was invented down here um by old lady uh that's super famous down here and uh uh it's like fried but not really fried semi-fried like blasted like you just would I don't know dip it

[00:08:56] in the fryer but the outside it's it's in the hot sauce and yeah you can get levels like medium a couple of them have blow your minds I would recommend you never do that no do not because

[00:09:09] it really will you won't taste anything for four more days after that so I hope that's your last meal um oh my god Frank went way too far that's way too hot and I like hot oh my god no

[00:09:27] no water water out of set you're not supposed to have labels yes I can let's go I can do whatever I want water why didn't you tear out the fiji label because it's a free podcast and I happen to like fiji

[00:09:47] I don't know why but I think it's the best yeah I like it it does it tastes different now this is crazy so no that was terrible oh my god so hot it doesn't taste like hot chicken

[00:10:03] no um I forgot to bring up my shrimp cocktail sauce I'll do it next week I'll save that that was from somebody that came to the rhyming too so that was very sweet then this kid a young termite wanted

[00:10:16] to chill jen shawn graphic design southmore we're majoring in that at lipscomb right up the street Nashville university uh this made me laugh he said it's a proud spokesman for the children

[00:10:29] I want to thank you for the laughs of the podcast they keep doing it while I do homework driving everything in between he gave me some stickers from my comedy notebooks thank you and then he

[00:10:38] said here's a can of the weirdest Pepsi I've seen peeps oh god it's got okay my mom loves Easter peeps right those little bunnies or what are they chickens are they chickens I know I

[00:10:55] think school's closed today and I passed the elementary school by my house and there were two well maybe four enormous chickens right next to the swing set no I mean turkeys turkeys and I was

[00:11:07] like wow is this what happens when they don't have school the turkeys are like fuck yeah we're just going to take over the playground anyway this is Pepsi times peep artificial marshmallow flavored

[00:11:18] cola and it's made by Pepsi there's a little picture that little chicken or duck or whatever it's supposed to be all right now fair warning I do not like marshmallows my mom loves them

[00:11:39] oh my god that's terrible my mom will love it he gave me three cans I'll save the other two for when they cruise through here oh oh god oh this has been a terrible tasting

[00:11:55] I didn't like anything that would that did make me curious though I would have wanted to open that anyway so thank you for that yeah oh the water my god then this person bought me this it's funny it came backstage at the Rhyman I like

[00:12:16] it when the old security guards come back with tiny gift bags ma'am are you accepting gifts yes I guess a lot of people don't I don't know this is Pete these people this Lacey had no more um

[00:12:33] she forgot to get a card sorry no card too much free gaming before the show thanks for the laugh and it's a a tile for your kitchen it says you say tomato I say bloody Mary love from Paduca

[00:12:45] Kentucky which I stop in all the time on my way from Nashville to st. Louis or back and forth uh Paduca's got some fun little stuff things going on there people don't know about it's a little well

[00:12:55] kept secret um yeah so that stuff was great and then the last thing and then we'll get to it um these people uh our names are TJ carry we've been huge fans of podcasts from beginning and they've

[00:13:09] been they like comedy and all that but they brought me this cowbell and I mean it's it's substantial it's not and it's still got the paper on I'm not even banging it like for real

[00:13:17] uh I'm gonna figure out a way to use that in the podcast what a bully but well this is how this thing got started we both go went to Mississippi State University and their whole thing is cowbells

[00:13:33] look up a video of a home game to at MSU and see the insanity that is cowbells the story goes that MSU was playing Ole Miss in a football game and losing badly a halftime a cow got loose

[00:13:45] stop it and walked on to the field and then MSU came back to win the game TJ still goes to MSU and believes that it's the best college for tailgating well maybe I'll go on

[00:13:56] down that way if I find if you find yourself near Starkville Mississippi in the fall I could come tailgate with him all right well thank you guys you never know I've been known to do stranger things you know who likes Mississippi State who went there really drummer friend

[00:14:14] oh decks I thought you said decks deck press got went there oh well um guess who the quarterback for the xfl st louis battlehawk says AJ mccaron from alabama yeah the one that had the cute wife that Brent musburger like an old

[00:14:34] man got all creepy and was like hey and then that was the end of that um um uh she was miss alabama well good for her somebody's got to win I do remember she did that show splash with louis I can't say that I was that impressed with

[00:14:51] the one no the diving or the one-on-one behavior louis was like how's atlantic that won't talk like atlantic that won't talk is the super hot I don't remember wife or girlfriend or whatever

[00:15:07] AJ but now he's the quarterback for the same I did not watch I just saw a highlight but the rhyman let's go to that for a minute so my friend Jim and Dan and their wives zoo and shell

[00:15:21] me and Jim and Dan and there was another one Mike we bus tables where in st louis at where steward airs is great american black angus cattle company try to say that three times

[00:15:32] and I worked there so long I got a diamond cow pin because they're they had a square cow that was their emblem is a steakhouse kind of like better than a long horn but not anything like a

[00:15:45] roost chris or nothing but we had live bands in the bar it was kicking yeah it was and we all worked there forever um so they've been my friends since I was 16 they came down to the

[00:15:56] rhyman and then I was told by my neighbors that Joan jet was there I heard that and I'm like dang why didn't they get to say hi I love Joan jet I've seen Joe jet here in Nashville with cheap trick

[00:16:11] and with Joan jet and heart she's just a badass in her whole set she had the sweet spot though she was the middle of the cheap trick open then her and then heart um so she did have a sweet spot

[00:16:20] it's always hardest to open well done to to Dax and his band yeah well done um but yeah it's really weird though I think really was Joan jet there sitting there listening to me tell jokes about my

[00:16:34] parents band dates you know it just doesn't like rock doesn't add up to comedy ever but I guess they want to laugh too I just don't it's very hard to picture some like rock and roll badass here

[00:16:45] sit down I'm gonna tell you 20 minutes about my parents being 80 it's she had a very yeah well because my neighbor sent me a picture and said do you know this person because they were kind of

[00:16:54] sitting where my friends were and I'm like looks familiar but no I don't think I mean I couldn't tell yeah but that's what I was told so and then my friend stormy Warren from the XM highway

[00:17:09] that did that channel that I go on there a lot and I don't know enough about you killed your music to really have any knowledge of that but he just um he's very sweet about that what

[00:17:21] his wife alley is very nice yeah um there and dusty sleigh opened he did great he killed it was all also doubt I'm trying to think if there was any my neighbors were there Justin my boat guy

[00:17:34] I've had Justin he's worked on the on the um my boat like winterized it and stuff and then one time it the lift kind of fell and he fixed it and I've known him for probably six seven years

[00:17:45] and I was like dude I just realized I've never known your last name in my phone and you're just Justin boat guy and that's not to degrade you that is that means you're the only one and then

[00:17:55] my little friend Ryan from golf he came yeah all kinds of fun anyway enough of all that um but I was going to tell you guys this a couple quite a few termites asked

[00:18:06] like the rhyming is so cool yeah it's like nothing else because it's an old church it's pews you could go out there literally with no mic you don't need one because it was built in when

[00:18:17] 1892 it was completed so they didn't really have all the mics and stuff back then so you had to build it where the acoustics were great and this dude it will open because people were asking what's

[00:18:27] the big deal about it here's the big deal kind of uh it was originally named the union gospel tabernacle and it was renamed the grand old opry house for a period it's uh two thousand three hundred sixty-two seats and um the grand old opry was there from 1943 to 1974

[00:18:47] so when people would listen to it on the radio back in the day that's where that was coming from um it opened in 19 in 1999 1892 uh the guy the construction guy was thomas rhyman I didn't know

[00:19:00] why was it called the rhyming I had no idea he had intended to have tent revivals um and he he instead converted it into a vow he's instead uh later himself converted to be a devout christian

[00:19:14] who pledged to build the tabernacle so the people of natural could attend large scale revivals indoors took seven years to complete cost a hundred thousand dollars equivalent to three million in 2021 that's not that much am I reading that right yeah three million

[00:19:31] yeah it just seems like it would cost more to make that um all they're not it's right down to off-broadway they're not counting the location I think they're just saying the actual building

[00:19:41] supplies um they went over budget um yeah but see I think a lot of people when they think they're coming to national to go to grand old opry they think they're going here and you're not it moved

[00:19:55] it's like 15 minutes out decided out and my friend jim's like I don't know calf I think I like that one out in the suburbs better the seats are more comfortable these pews killed my back I'm like

[00:20:06] grandpa shut up this place is historic well you want me to bring you a padding for your back next time and then I thought about every show I've seen there's been music so I stood up

[00:20:18] I didn't sit yeah it'd be real weird if people started standing up during a joke going yeah yeah I'd be like oh no no no that's not the proper reaction um so many people were at the grand

[00:20:32] old opry when it was there you can go down there and tour it though they have tours all day of the rhyming and the grand old opry the new place is very very nice it just I don't think

[00:20:40] some people old people I don't think they think that's where they're going I think they're picturing oh we're going downtown and not you're not down there and you're a good 12 15 minutes away

[00:20:53] maybe an uber ride be fine but um yeah then there was a little flood but anyway that's kind of the big deal and that's why it's all these people you would know that have I mean it's all mostly

[00:21:06] country people that singers and stuff that you would know um it was on George and Tammy yeah it was on George and Tammy the show that I loved um it was there it was on there a lot

[00:21:18] the new opry's got everything out there too it's a whole development called opryland USA it's got a theme park it's got a water park inside their Christmas decorations are phenomenal

[00:21:27] I go every year I don't want to miss that um so that's it that's about it there you go there's a little history no need to bore everybody with all the details but now

[00:21:37] you know if you come to the Rhymen you can go take a tour and I've done the tour as just a regular human and it is um it's amazingly awesome what do you like about the stage

[00:21:47] the stage is um well it's just wooden and it's old and then they put a carpet down so you're not clunking around you don't want to be clunking around bothering people um it just feels like

[00:21:59] your time traveling yeah when you look out I took a picture well I had Robbie my friend um take a picture from behind me so that you could see what I see um and it's it's a little too

[00:22:11] feeling of power I could see how people get carried carried carried away like oh I am I am the one like no I mean I didn't I didn't think yeah I'll give you a Catholic revival here everyone have

[00:22:24] their drinks then we're ready to proceed oh that's great so that was a ton of fun and before that well my queen news is Dolly has a news song with Olivia Newton John who sadly has passed away

[00:22:38] but they did a duet of Jolene it's good go look it up online it's very good actually and it makes you sad to hear Olivia's voice it's sad that she's gone damn sad times Tanya Tanya over here is out

[00:22:52] on the road well if she was for at least the weekend with uh Winona Judd and are the rest of them that are out there in that show they sang Delta Dawn yeah um and Stevie I gotta find her

[00:23:06] individual dates because I need to go to that somewhere on the road Cher I think has just ran away with that 26 year old and we'll never gonna hear from her again but then my missing

[00:23:15] queen thing Anita Baker I went to see in Atlanta she was just phenomenal um I'll tell you and then Usher came out and sang with her it was amazing but even well she's always amazing but babyface

[00:23:31] opened and I was like I don't really remember what he sings it didn't matter he turned the whole thing into a 90s billboard hit party because every song you would remember from the 90s basically he

[00:23:42] produced it so then he just sang them but they weren't even well they are his songs he wrote them and produced some but he didn't sing them a different artist did and I was like wait

[00:23:51] there was some song and I'm like this is how we do it and I'm like that's not babyface and then I'm like oh because I was out getting a drink and then he had the billboard thing on a giant

[00:24:00] screen behind him like if you're gonna go see Anita Baker do not be late for babyface just when you think oh I only know a song or two no it doesn't matter go go go go go go

[00:24:10] and Anita was just crazy good I don't know how people do sing like that for two hours because sometimes before a show somebody that works there'll come up and go excuse me Kathleen do

[00:24:20] you need any towels I'm like if I need a towel you need to call an ambulance I just stand out there and talk I didn't do anything hard none of this is hard

[00:24:29] Anita I mean she's 65 she's running around and then Usher comes out and it was just amazing I sat next to an Atlanta Falcon he was so big and then his wife really wanted to dance so

[00:24:45] I got up and dance he's like thanks for doing that I just don't feel like getting up I'm like come on you big dog get up let's dance he wouldn't do it um and it was all sold out the whole arena

[00:24:56] in Atlanta yeah she's 65 so guess what Don Lemon who said women aren't in our prime over 50s why don't you go buy a ticket to Miss Anita and see what's going on at 65 yeah Don yeah he

[00:25:09] should be in the trouble box not in our prime for what did he mean for having kids did he mean what what does that even mean Don women are not in their prime really go see Stevie Don

[00:25:23] there's seven she's 70 something share is running around 26 year old Dolly 70 something killing it she could sell a million tickets you want to Tanya smoking it out there on the road don't

[00:25:35] tell me women aren't in their prime I would have said for what Poppy Harlow got up and walked off the show I don't even watch it I'm not up that early to watch the if anything I would

[00:25:43] have sports on or on anyway but I kid the morning shows are even like I don't know they're hard to watch but um Don Lemon actually said that and I'm like I'm not even saying you should get fired per

[00:25:56] sight because everybody goes uncanned don't come you get your ass out here and explain yourself and then I'll decide if you keep in your job you first of all get on here and I've got some

[00:26:05] questions and I want all these women to show up and go hi my name's Anita made a half million dollars on Tuesday what'd you do jack straw I don't know that she made that I'm guessing though

[00:26:17] I mean if you do the amount of ticket times 20 plus you gotta yeah she's got to pay some people out but yeah I bought a lot of Anita t-shirts my my self alone she made $300 because I had to get my friend

[00:26:29] brought someone I had a kid um yeah I can't believe Don Lemon and then CNN that he wasn't on the next day if you didn't hear it I didn't even see the episode I've just read about it

[00:26:41] but to say women aren't there oh he was talking about Nikki Haley because she wants to run for president whatever um he said that she wasn't she wasn't in her prime I guess yeah because she's 53 I'm like

[00:26:55] that's how old the president is supposed to be ding dong Nikki Haley has going for her she's from South Carolina they like her there she's attractive she is smart she went she went down the Trump

[00:27:12] road to a point and then she stopped so she saved herself from the insurrection you know who knows but Don Lemon had no right to say that and it's just a ridiculous statement unless you mean okay I'm

[00:27:30] I'm like I don't want to have kids I can't have kids both true all true um yeah but so are dudes you shouldn't be having after 50 either no the kid's gonna have a grandparent day and you're

[00:27:44] gonna have you you're it you're the grandparent it's how goddamn old you'll be um I'm moving on update uh did I get everybody in yeah update

[00:28:02] don't I texted my friend Jim after the show I go did you stay in your seat so I can come get you he goes no kath I'm in the alley trying to score an eight ball and he's somehow new to walk are you

[00:28:16] I won't say it because the bryman wouldn't but there's a place you can walk to anyway it made me laugh so hard that's what he takes it back uh update Netflix loses millions of subscribers after playing applying

[00:28:27] its new anti-account share policies who didn't see this coming what do we talk about on this pubcast amazon amazon's not losing people how much should we love amazon that's right love it well I

[00:28:43] like some stuff on Netflix but this was a terrible idea in the beginning you told us we could all share and then you rethought it and years later after we all set it all up and my parents I gotta call

[00:28:53] my mom and dad and see if theirs got yanked well no he called me he called me two nights ago uh no it was last night do you still have Netflix I go I do is Mordek on there I go what

[00:29:09] Mordek I go do you mean Narvik the Swedish World War II uh the Norwegian World War II deal that I haven't had a chance to watch yet he goes because then I pulled it up I go yeah dad it's right here

[00:29:27] it's not on our Netflix that's impossible if it's on one Netflix it's on all Netflix's dad well it's not I go how are you spelling that that's what he did the M I go no no no

[00:29:37] N like Nancy ah okay there you go A R V he goes well here it is yeah dad there's this no whatever anyway the problems with Netflix continue within Netflix continue to escalate in recent months the movies and series streaming company has received multiple criticisms of social

[00:29:59] networks for wanting to impose policies and mechanisms to prevent shared accounts between users according to company data it's estimated that more than 100 million Netflix accounts are shared among users representing millions in losses it's not losses that's where they're

[00:30:16] thinking wrong some of them might have been fake people but a lot of them are real people but you're assuming that if you yank it they're going to sign up and pay on their own

[00:30:28] maybe some will but I guarantee you at least half won't like if my parents went off if theirs went off unless they were in the middle of something they'd well we didn't have it before we don't care we're

[00:30:41] not giving those people money I mean there's a lot of people I would have to do it again which is fine but a couple weeks ago the company had to apologize for users to users for policies that

[00:30:52] lasted just under 20 active hours which prohibited the sharing account users account between users which would imply the permanent block of the permanent blocking of the platform however those conditions were changed for a less strict one allowing temporary access to a user

[00:31:08] outside the so-called main home how outdated is this you're thinking of them despite their efforts these policies did not work so the company charged 599 six bucks for each a decisional access to shared Netflix accounts in different countries this made the platform

[00:31:26] subscribers even angrier since they considered this charge excessive since it does not provide a greater benefit users would have to have more simultaneous screens even if they paid for additional access they've not made any statement on how it will reverse revert the changes however social

[00:31:43] networks continue to be flooded with angry users cancelling their Netflix I mean they're not losses those were not losses you said we could do it you just have to grandfather all

[00:31:54] those people in and well a lot of them weren't even bots are real people it's my parents my cousin Mike all of his kids are jumping on all him and God he can't watch anything because the kids have

[00:32:05] taken over all their shit and I said you know what because your kids are like teenagers and everything um you told us we could do it I'm saying for any new ones you set new rules but you

[00:32:16] can't go backwards in time you can't say these are losses they never were paying to begin with so it's not a loss that's what I would say at the meeting that I wouldn't be invited to

[00:32:29] well it's just moving forward you can change stuff but you got it you can't make penalize these people and they are viewers so for advertising numbers you're telling them look I got X amount

[00:32:42] of people and now you have lost a hundred million right update this is great a US judge has ruled that the church of Scientology leader David Miscovich is officially served in a federal

[00:32:58] track ficking lawsuit he's been hiding he's been hiding and dodging and this is what I said just say we did it enough times it's gotta be a maximum amount Judge Julie Snead said that Miscovich was actively concealing his whereabouts or evading service and that the attorneys had attempted

[00:33:14] to track him down they said that opposing lawyers had gone to the proper extents to serve Miscovich appearing on his properties and asking for the man's location 27 times I say 25 you're out really I'd be a lot more strict than that I'd say 10

[00:33:34] this is for the lawsuit where he's facing uh sex trafficking lawsuit filed in 2022 we've talked about that on the pubcast but now that's the only update now he's considered served so he has to

[00:33:44] show up or lawyers have to yeah so you can't ignore it anymore you can hide wherever you want wherever you're hiding David I'm always afraid to talk about this I'm afraid they'll like do something

[00:33:58] they attempted in Florida 30 times to deliver court papers to tend to the drops occurred between me and August and the servers were all turned away by security guards including at the Hacienda Gardens facility where members say he lives yeah he lives at the Hacienda doesn't that sound like

[00:34:19] a retirement home where's your grandma and she's over at Hacienda Gardens oh she liked it they've been going Tuesdays and Thursdays it's a great place um anyway that's the update so he's been

[00:34:31] served so that's a good thing good update good update um I'm gonna hold this one till I can read it some more it's about Carol Baskin's husband in Costa Rica and I didn't have time to go

[00:34:45] through the whole article now there's another one so I'm gonna move it on I'm moving on yeah I'm moving on um to well what are we watching I didn't even talk about that here's what we're watching

[00:34:55] 1923 Helen Mirren Harrison Ford boom it's really good I don't understand the other storyline going on the guy and the girl in Africa and trying to get home the and then like oh they

[00:35:09] almost die like 50 times it's kind of ridiculous but I'll go along with it to get to Harrison Ford and Helen Mirren with an Irish accent it's just great and then every time I see these shows like

[00:35:20] 1883 or 1923 Yellowstone I think of all those people when I go do shows I could buildings went in it if your family's been there that long you have a right to be pissed everybody's flying in

[00:35:31] they had to die for that yeah you know nobody in my family died to live in St. Louis we just came over from Ireland in the 1800s and somebody got a somebody heard there was a job

[00:35:41] in st. Louis and got on a train and went we didn't have to kill anybody we didn't have Indians like this is these people do have more of a stake like the Montana people I'm sure that have been there

[00:35:53] forever like who are these California freaks flying in here to do pretend cowboy things on weekends Montana has no speed limit and they may have to implement one I know they have no speed limit but now there's too many people they may have to

[00:36:09] I don't find a joy in no speed limit I know a lot of people do I know battles I know you love it now I've always been a old lady driver I had to go about 70 yeah it's fine I don't want to go 100

[00:36:24] I just feel like things could get out of control quickly I one time I was going 90 and the Salt Lake uh outside of Utah I was going to this casino what it's where they do the um they test land speed in the salt flats I got pulled over

[00:36:45] this guy had to be like a clean living little Mormon guy little cop and he pulls me over and he goes do you know how fast you're going I go he really said that I go and he was like incredulous you know

[00:36:58] man do you have any idea I go no I don't and he goes you're going 91 I go are you shitting me and when I cussed like that I could tell his antennas went up but I didn't say it in a mean way

[00:37:11] or I wasn't angry I was shocked like and he goes where are you going I said I have a show at the such and such can see pepper mill casino and he goes well when's your show I go tomorrow

[00:37:24] I think he thought I was gonna say tonight but I was just stupid enough to tell the truth I go it's tomorrow but I haven't seen a car since I left that area where I rented this car

[00:37:34] what does it matter how fast I'm going there's nothing to hit it's totally flat I don't even know where he came from it's like he came from the earth it was super weird he gave me a ticket

[00:37:46] I paid it online it's fine but I only was going that fast because it was a bad news spanking rental car that was super fancy like a Cadillac escalator something it didn't feel

[00:37:55] like I was going 90 yeah oh I forgot to see if you like golf because I think if you don't care about golf you're gonna find it boring right on the front page in Netflix it's called full swing

[00:38:15] and it's about the PGA tour and the live golf that I've told you guys a little bit about not going deep because there's not that many people out there love golf but what makes me laugh

[00:38:25] is on Twitter when it's trending full swing or PGA there is not a person not one that likes Brooke Skepka even the douchiest of douchiest guys are like okay that guy's a douchebag

[00:38:42] and his wife oh the two of them and I'm like well good for they found one another at least they're not bothering other people I mean whoo it is not a good look for him meanwhile Rory looks

[00:38:54] like a saint Jordan Spieth looks like an angel um it's a great it's I don't know like they did a whole episode of Matthew Fitzpatrick I like Matthew Fitzpatrick but I don't really care they don't seem to

[00:39:08] have had a storyline really to it I think if you like golf you'll enjoy it you could have it on in the background though you don't have to focus no like I started Norvig and it's uh it already looks

[00:39:19] to be great but it's in subtitles oh yeah my dad's gonna love it he can read the whole movie it doesn't have to hear shit anyway holy shit they found it owner so this guy found um uh in 1941 in a barn

[00:39:39] in Wisconsin he found a Harley Davidson from 1908 oh yeah and it's called the strap tank Harley David Eulen found it after storing the extremely rare bike for 66 years he had it restored

[00:39:58] and put it up for sale last month at Meekum auctions in Las Vegas where it fetched nearly a million dollars yep in part due to the expert restoration worked on another bike by Paul Freehill of Fort Wayne

[00:40:10] Indiana the bike went for the highest price ever sold at auction closing at 935 thousand dollars yep it's got its name strap tank because of its fuel and oil tanks are fastened on the frame with

[00:40:21] nickel plated steel bands the bike also is only you know there's only 12 others like it in the world and it has a significant number of original parts including the wheels tank engine seat

[00:40:33] cover muffler sleeve which adds to its rarity there's a picture of it it looks more like a dirt bag bike it doesn't look like a Harley that you would think not very thin thin thin

[00:40:45] thin wheels i mean almost like well an electric bike now there's more to it than that but yeah good job i'm surprised lino didn't swoop right in on that one here's another way you

[00:40:58] can injure yourself che he's my friend but he's got to calm down on all that stuff if i was mavis i'd be like look dude we're not going to the hospital again this month yeah um so good for that guy

[00:41:14] uh all right moving on to news this story makes me laugh so hard and i'm only laughing at the descriptions i'm not laughing at the actual situation so that no termites get upset about

[00:41:28] this but it's the way it's worded that i was like who wrote this fire breathing demon dog ralphie return to nyagra shelter what this is a picture of a french bulldog it looks like ron's dog mustard white

[00:41:43] with the sort of brendel patch on his eye look and he's looking out a window in the first photograph and he looks like the nicest saddest little guy ever but the people at the shelter have called

[00:41:54] him a fire breathing demon now i'm reading this to you um because if you want him he's still available ralphie a new york shelter's adorable quote jerk dog these are animal people that are actively

[00:42:18] calling this dog a jerk he's been returned to the shelter again after his most recent and unsuccessful adoption ralphie proved to be more than she could handle the shelter explained in an updated post to facebook on tuesday after the woman who adopted the french bulldog brought him back

[00:42:38] news of the canine menace went viral in late january after the nyagra spc yeah they posted an eye-catching ad for potential adopters uh shelter employees describe ralphie these are their employees a terror a terror in a somewhat small package listen to what they say these are

[00:43:01] animal loving you can't find better people in this to deal with and this is they really believe everything belongs to him if you dare test his ability to possess the things wrath will ensue oh they wrote if you show a moment of weakness prepared to be exploited

[00:43:23] this is ralphie's third unsuccessful adoption according to the shelter the pup's first family rehomed him after training was unsuccessful his second family surrendered him to the shelter after he annoyed their older dog what they actually meant was

[00:43:40] ralphie is a fire-breathing demon and will eat our dog but hey he's only 26 pounds he's a french bulldog i don't know how much shit one of these little things can cause but clearly a lot the

[00:43:52] shelter noted sorry about that that was my other letter this is this one makes me laugh because you always hear people say this the shelter noted that those who believe that quote all

[00:44:05] ralphie needs his love should not apply to adopt the fearsome pup he will totally exploit that neither should families with children or other pets as he has a history of biting dog lovers who aren't intimidated by ralphie's formidable reputation can apply to adopt him

[00:44:23] with a letter of entrance and dog experience resume according to the facebook post they're also trying to raise six thousand dollars tuition for the training program no one likes it it didn't

[00:44:37] work out for ralphie but he will receive the training he needs i have never heard shelter people that are the kindest nicest people in the world talk this shitty about a french bulldog i mean

[00:44:50] mustard was fat i bet he weighed 25 i bet he does yeah he's a little football but i would never in my life even when mustard has growled like if you get too close to his bone he gives you the

[00:45:03] what the underbite but i never was afraid he'd bite me even if he did bite me right you know it's not like saying it's a giant dog that's gonna bite and rip my hand off 26 pounds i've had

[00:45:18] turkeys bigger than that on thanksgiving here's one for you chicago chicago midwest people i don't know how y'all feel about this but the bears the chicago bears have closed on arlington heights property

[00:45:38] well i'm torn about it too i don't know if they should move from the stadium but i also know there's a million days that the chicago people can handle that cold saying those people not so much i can't

[00:45:55] the old stadium is great but and it does bring a lot of business to downtown and that's super important but this one's gonna provide a lot more new jobs in addition to their jobs listen to listen

[00:46:08] listen last fall the bears released an open letter confirming that they had reached an agreement to acquire 326 acres of property in arlington heights to secure to secure the potential beginning a new and exciting chapter for the bears our fans and the chicago land community and the state

[00:46:22] of illinois here's the other thing most of my friends aside from young comedians do not live in the city anymore so to go to a bear's game you got to make a day of it which is fun because

[00:46:32] you can say okay we're gonna go out to dinner here which brings more income to downtown and all the you know wherever people are gonna eat dinner and then maybe have a drink afterwards

[00:46:40] but also a shit ton of people live out in the verbs now you know so maybe it should be i don't know well i'm gonna leave this up to the illinois chicago land termites to say good or bad i'm torn

[00:46:53] the organization released a second letter on wednesday announcing that it closed the on the property describing it as another step towards realizing the vision that started in the first open letter uh last fall the bear stress hour the closing on the property does not necessarily

[00:47:06] mean that a new stadium will be built on the site final lines in the purchase does not guarantee the land will be developed but it is an important step in our ongoing evaluation of the opportunity

[00:47:14] well what else are you going to do with 326 acres right maybe give that land a ralphian see if he can work out his aggression there's a tremendous amount of dujila just worth to be done to determine if constructing and enclose city the art stadium and multi-purpose entertainment

[00:47:31] district you know it gets so cold there they might need but i like football outside torn torn torn this is too many things for a libra somebody's got to make the decision for me if the bears proceed

[00:47:44] the development of the arlington heights property we won the largest mega projects in midwest history possible construction of a stadium anchored develop it's projected by analysts to create 48 000 jobs generate 9.4 billion in economic impact for the chicago land economy

[00:48:00] and provide 3.9 billion in new labor's income to workers across the region the bears will look closely with the village of arlington heights surrounding municipalities and their residents to solicit extensive feedback on how they can best benefit local communities and bears fans

[00:48:16] across illinois if the state is constructed the bears would not seek taxpayer funds for the structure good the project would however require assistance to ensure feasibility including securing property tax certainty and support for infrastructure infrastructure can measure it with

[00:48:31] the public benefits the project will yield i don't know everybody's moving on with new nationals gonna get a new one everybody's because you want to be able to host stuff you want to have multi-purpose things if you have the roof you can yeah i don't know

[00:48:49] speaking in the midwest here's one from missouri oh boy this is somebody josh holly from missouri but he's not from missouri from arkansas i don't usually like to get political on this

[00:49:06] pubcast but that jack straw said he thinks he's going to try to make a law to make anybody who signs up for a social media account of any kind that you have to be 16 dude you don't know how

[00:49:18] social media works and the last thing you want is the children angry with y'all it's such a stupid so that he wants to ban kids from being able to have tiktok or instagram however and he's totally fine with this missouri republican controlled house represented voted

[00:49:40] against banning children from carrying guns in public without adult supervision any child of any age can walk down the street with an ar-15 uh now i understand the hunting i have nephews that hunt that are young but they're with their parent they're you know

[00:50:00] it they're not walking around in the woods with a 22 rifle and no parent and they're not in the public they're not around we defeated the idea that we should there's to be a limit

[00:50:11] or you should have to be in a cubby it was defeated 104 to 39 only one republican voted in favor of saying that they can't do that anymore there's currently no minimum age to openly carry a gun

[00:50:23] in missouri calls for the change are triggered after a number of local holdups by armed teens yeah there's shit going down in the city of st louis you might want to rethink all this guys right uh videos have captured groups of children openly carrying rifles including military style

[00:50:38] weapons as they walk the streets they're ganged up we have 14 year olds walking in the middle of the city of the street in st louis carrying ar-15 she said recalling what officers had told her now they

[00:50:51] and it actually says the children this article actually says the children the children have been emboldened and they are walking around with them until they actually brandished them and then brandish them with intent our officers are handcuffed while it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old

[00:51:09] has no legitimate purpose it doesn't actually mean they're going to harm someone we don't know that argued republican so-and-so well then why do you have it right protecting yourself from other children that have them lots of children we don't charge people with crimes because we

[00:51:29] think they're gonna hurt someone well guess what dude i don't want to be walking down the street in st louis and see kids um any children or adult any one adults with assault rifles walking

[00:51:38] down the street it's intimidating scares this shit on me do i have a right not to be scared yes i don't think so uh since 2017 missouri residents have not been required to take any safety training

[00:51:51] to undergo criminal background check or even have a gun permit to carry concealed firearms in most public places republicans welcome the lucid rules but law enforcement did not which is weird

[00:52:00] because usually the republicans say they want to take the mantle of we're pro cop right but the cops are like hey man can you help us out until the guy shoots the gun right um the failure of slightly

[00:52:15] safer gun proposal came this week after republicans sought out a law to require females to cover up their arms with a jacket whilst in the chamber i just like the fact that if i had uh like a tank

[00:52:31] top on my arms are just gonna sexually excite you so much you can't fucking control yourself it's an arm what kind of perv are you i mean it's so juvenile um they updated the purple they updated the republicans updated it to allow cardigans oh thanks how futuristic

[00:52:55] a cardigan let me see if i still have my grade school sweater that's just missouri ringing in i'm just saying uh now how many of you any of you oh this is terrible news because you guys are part of this pubcast

[00:53:15] you know that you could have gotten a job at the oscobire weiner mobile i told you how to do that i told you how to apply it's not for us old people it's for you for the kids for the children

[00:53:25] i was thinking too i would actually give like a thousand dollars this is what i want for christmas i want to see my mom have to drive the weiner mobile in a grocery store parking lot

[00:53:40] and then the requirement for her to collect is she has to pull it out of the parking lot get it out of the spot drive it one mile down the road turn around bring it back and park that would be

[00:53:54] the most entertaining thing that i could see in 2023 i'm sure of it i'd skip every concert everything anyway because if you listen to this podcast you're up to date guess what the oscobire

[00:54:07] weiner mobile is out there the children are driving it doing their social post it's 27 foot long which is long um the oscobire weiner mobile found itself in a pickle after its catalytic converter was stolen in los vegas what yep people are mean i don't know why paddles

[00:54:32] do i look like i know why people do mean things i don't know i don't know who did it well and then i was thinking is it the anti-meat people yes well the pita people rang in and said

[00:54:42] that they were hoping that oscobire weiner could switch to all vegan hot dogs which you're kind of missing the point of a hot dog but i did take a compromise libra compromise how about oscobire

[00:54:54] offer a vegan hot dog why not a lot of the children like them but you need to offer the old people like me a real hot dog both i'll have to send a terse email to oscobire and see if they're

[00:55:07] willing to compromise um i don't know what they make vegan hot dogs out of a tofu dog and they should call it ralfie after the fire breathing demon the iconic hot dog shape car

[00:55:25] was making an overnight stop at a senesta suites thursday when the driver awoke to find the car wouldn't start the weiner reveal was towed to a penske truck rental or mechanics made a temporary fix

[00:55:35] including a catalytic converter that got the wheel back up and running maybe they're worth money maybe it's not the pita people oh let's not accuse people we don't know shit paddles you feel it

[00:55:49] no if you're sitting there as a regular employee yeah but you're also like oh i don't know how to fix this shit what it's a hot dog um they were able to seal up the area where the

[00:56:00] converter had been cut local media outlets report that this is an s of sweets is looking at the theft at this time yeah don't we have a camera on it right we should if we don't uh the weiner was

[00:56:16] it was able to get back on the road after that um it's going to take a couple months for a permanent replacement for the catalytic converter to come in catalytic converters are required by the clean

[00:56:27] air act and are used to reduce toxic emissions from the internal combustion engine vehicles the car parts have become the target of thefts due to the rising price of valuable metals they contain hmm the market value for rhodium platinum and palladium have increased over the past few years

[00:56:44] and that's why people are sealing them so i don't know who stole it but that is one heartless bastard yeah but maybe because it's the oscar maybe it's even a bigger one maybe it's a bigger

[00:56:55] one i don't know anything about it car engines but pita shouldn't have chimed in if they weren't maybe involved well pita has a point why not offer a let's meet him halfway well kind of chime in though well it is a very strange

[00:57:13] don't chime in on someone else's misfortune if you yeah just maybe later not in public give them a call try to be nice say hey because a lot of kids like that stuff sage my friend sage

[00:57:30] she doesn't want to eat a real hot dog no and then somebody said you know what they wrote a thing i'll read it next week that instead of offering cancer spewing okay you know what how many hot

[00:57:40] dogs would i have to eat to get cancer i mean might do they have cancer correct probably because it's bad it's processed meat my dad's been eating hot dogs his whole life

[00:57:48] like a lot yeah like every time he golfed right which is a lot he's a hot dog every time he's 81 well last stage what's gonna be a hot dog she'll know and then she'll say words and i won't

[00:58:01] know what those are she's i'll have to go google i don't really know what tofu is i have no i know what it looks like i know what it tastes like but what is it i don't know it looks like a white

[00:58:14] eraser that's what i think but i don't know what it is yes he's a wonderful wonderful youngster um here you go you want to buy it the world's oldest near complete hebu bible goes to auction

[00:58:34] it's more that see i don't understand why this isn't in a just a museum why are we selling this shit at more than a thousand years old the code sassoon is the world's earliest near complete hebu bible soon it could become the most valuable historic will document

[00:58:49] ever sold at auction they had planned to sell it for 30 to 50 million dollars in may and this lady will be here to tell you how much it sells for um that's crazy notes in the code indicate that

[00:59:04] it's next steward okay wait wait historians say a scribe wrote out the the text on roughly four in its sheets of parchment in the late 19th or early 20th century eventually the book landed

[00:59:16] at a synagogue in present day syria and then which was then destroyed around the 13th or 14th century notes in the codex indicate that the next steward was salama bin abiel fuk far fuk ar

[00:59:31] who was supposed to keep it safe until the synagogue was rebuilt it wasn't rebuilt then it disappeared for 600 years what did salama do with it it resurfaced in 1929 when a british collector david salaman sassoon purchased it for 350 pounds euros whatever the document

[00:59:55] now named for the collector remained with sassoons airs until 1978 when the british rail pension fund purchased it for 320 000 dollars it was sold in in 1989 for 3.1 million dollars today swiss collector jackie saffron's it sauthabese didn't really real didn't reveal why she has chosen

[01:00:16] to sell it now it's long been held as a revered and fabled place in the pantheon of surviving historical documents is an undeniably the most important and singular text in human history then why isn't it in a museum right this is weird it's just in somebody's house

[01:00:33] it's very weird yes it's in a brown leather binding the book weighs 26 pounds the same as ralphi the fire breathing dog in addition to the 24 books of the hebra bible the cat the codex sassoons pages also include ownership for records and detailed notes of how the words

[01:00:53] should be written and recited it's a masterpiece of scribal art it radiates both history and holiness the current world record is 43 million for the united states constitution we covered that when

[01:01:08] that was sold here all right so there you go termites you want it get your ass on down to auction yep it's happening here's a here's a little quandary yeah and then i'm gonna have my dude two

[01:01:26] dumbest criminals it's a feel-good story for the last one these guys are not only they just have guts the size of accounting it to do what they did but anyway first of all

[01:01:39] now this is another moral quandary about stolen art from world war two you know my feelings on it and i think it's bad bad luck to keep it it's bad karma following the filing of a u.s law

[01:01:53] suit by a family of the paintings previous owner that this is japanese firm determined to keep nazi tainted van go and it's a very famous van go its sunflowers everyone has seen it i'll put

[01:02:05] it in the schnotes even if you're not an art person trust me it's been a poster in the mall you've seen it buckles buckles buckles was that a mall store no but spencer's probably had it

[01:02:21] they had the posters in the back and then it was weird because as a kid you're like there'd be a picture henry winkler like the fawns and then the next one would be a van go and

[01:02:29] you're like what what what what jones yet where's yeah jones yet next one monay what they just thought they could only give us the hacks like we're such hack people they can only give us the super famous

[01:02:43] one not that the artist with hacks following the filing of us law suit by a family of the paintings previous owner a japanese business has defended its ownership to vince van go's sunflowers which he purchased at auction in 1987 the painting one of the five original versions

[01:03:00] of the iconic still life was purchased at christies in london for 40 million by the forerunner of insurance giant sumpo holdings whatever that is briefly becoming the world's most expensive picture last month the family of the paintings former owner jewish banker paul von mendelsen

[01:03:20] bartholdy that's a lot of names paul filed a lawsuit in illinois demanding the artworks return in hundreds of million dollars in damages according to the lawsuit sampo's predecessor yasuda fire and marine insurance has purchased the picture in reckless disregard of its provenance provenance

[01:03:39] you gotta go watch that art thing on netflix about the stolen paintings in boston yeah i'm too um culturally ignorant that i'd never even heard of provenance it's just a fancy word for the

[01:03:51] paintings history but if you can't prove the history a lot of people want nothing to do with all this stuff right so uh reckless disregard of its provenance aka history including mendelsen barthes

[01:04:04] for sale of the painting in night in nazi germany in 1934 sampo holdings wrongfully has employed the painting to reap billions of dollars of unjust enrichment through a sophisticated branding strategy defendants have commercially exploited as a corporate emblem what they have long

[01:04:23] all but known was nazi tainted artwork they defended their ownership saying it categorically rejects the complaints and allegations of wrongdoing the company intends to vigorously defend i don't know if you can prove this was sold under duress in war yeah

[01:04:41] sorry man you got it you get your money back somebody christie's ought to do it you sold it right what are you selling this kind of stuff for if you know it's tainted next week we're

[01:04:54] going to do i'm going to tell you guys story next week about um remember the guy who invented beanie babies ty warner and i had a relative that was kind of obsessed with beanie babies

[01:05:10] and so for probably two years of my life in every airport i went to i had a list of the rare ones i was supposed to plow through these piles for what oh my god but then i became addicted to the search

[01:05:26] like i had my list of 10 like whatever it was danie the dinosaur or whatever and then and there was a picture she included a picture next to each one super rare but i figured airports are good

[01:05:37] because it's just a lot of business people that are like i'll get my kid a thing but there's not normal shoppers in airports like maybe all and i found two out of 10 wow yeah anyway that man is

[01:05:51] his bazillionaire and he's doing very strange things in california and we're going to talk about the strange things he's doing because it's very very very very odd um this is my favorite criminal

[01:06:04] story and this is a feel good story because they clearly were caught audacious attempt to crane lift away a 10 ton ferro statue did you understand what i just said they got a crane and they were going

[01:06:25] to steal a ferro stature that weighed 10 tons thieves tried to loot a giant antique statue by prizing it up with a crane ended up in police custody and swan in egypt the statue of ferro ramsies second weighs a whopping 10 tons according to the telegraph the egyptian public prosecutor's

[01:06:49] office issued a statement saying it would detain the men for four days charging them with quote attempting to steal a ferronic statue the statement added that the three men were arrested the three men that the three were arrested in possession of manual digging tools heavy equipment

[01:07:06] and a crane how did they ever think this was gonna work no bob just be quietly hear me out bob hear me out so we're gonna rent a crane just like you read a bobcat or come on and then we're

[01:07:20] gonna dress like we know what we're doing everything's about confidence bob come on we all know that walk in like you know what you're doing and no we'll ask you questions i would have loved

[01:07:28] these are dumber than the michigan rioters in the vacuum or spare store we're gonna capture the governor then we're gonna extradite her to wisconsin for some delicious cheese um they were gonna lift the statue and evacuate antiquities in the area suspecting to be

[01:07:48] suspecting the three to be part of a wider network algezia reports the prosecutor's office went on to say that it is asked police to quickly investigate others who were involved further the antiquity authority and an swan confirmed the antiquity of the statue and

[01:08:02] attributed to the ramsey's a second so it was definitely um then they go on to tell you who ramsey's one was we don't really care um they i want to see if they found traces of drilling

[01:08:16] already started drilling so they got that far that's weird they also seem to be carrying away for the basis greco roman period for this site the quarry spread over 36 acres or maybe they

[01:08:29] thought they'd blend in at a quarry and swan is very rich in archaeological sites the temple of isis very famous from the roman era being one of the star attractions discovers discoveries of

[01:08:44] antiquities continue to make to be made in and swan even now well it's unclear what alerted the police to the operation the thieves mobile phones had video footage sent via social media apps

[01:08:55] of the statues suspected to be archaeological and other clips of the evacuation uh i i um that would be a good south park by the way i did watch south park i what i really didn't even know

[01:09:13] south park still on i do love it but i forget about it it's on hbomax and they did one about harry and megan and it is so funny and then there was an article that maybe harry and megan

[01:09:24] are gonna sue him you know what you just got to settle down just have a sense of humor they're make but they have harry and megan and then they're on their quote worldwide privacy tour

[01:09:34] and it's just them going mine's no one time but then they move in across the street from kyle and he gets really upset he's like i can't stand it i'm obsessed with these people

[01:09:42] they won't shut up and the whole thing just makes fun of the fact they say they want to be private but every tv show every book everything you turn on and then kyle can't get away from them

[01:09:53] the global privacy the global privacy i love south park and i think if you're on it you should be flattered it's canadian right by the way if you watch my special at the end you'll hear

[01:10:08] the very famous canadian jan arden singing she's the song at the end and it's very funny and um you should go watch her show jan i made lou lou's already in season two and he

[01:10:20] can't stop laughing it's so funny it's so so so funny um and i don't see that hardly ever because i don't really i usually watch serious things whoa oh no the Loch Ness monsters gone down

[01:10:33] all right turn right i i'll tell you where i'm going to los angeles california what are you gonna do there i'm gonna be on the kelly clarkson show yeah it won't air at the same time it'll be a while be a hot minute um she's great

[01:10:50] but she seemed i've never met her everybody said she's super nice um we'll see hope so be weird well i don't know i've done talk shows where i didn't think the hose was very nice at all

[01:11:00] yeah but i was still funny yeah some very unfriendly late night people i won't get into their names but i think you could all guess jaylen oh not being one of them very friendly

[01:11:14] even talked to my mom dad on the phone then my dad hung up because he didn't know who it was some mom some man busted in on a party line dad we haven't had party lines since the 70s and that

[01:11:22] man was jaylen oh just being polite and saying hi to you and mom oh well put it back on he has other things to do daddy left hello mr manigan mr manigan i'm like shit did he hang up jay's

[01:11:37] like yeah i don't want to happen he's not having my oh my god um kelly clarkson and then new orleans two shows huh oh yeah i'm gonna go see my friend tom papa and be on his uh breaking bread with

[01:11:50] tom he cooks bread you know what's amazing is he a modern bread he cooks and he's never fat if i cooked all that bread i'd weigh 320 no problem 325 um and it looks delicious so i'll hang out

[01:12:03] with tom and do that and then um and then new orleans after that very exciting two shows at the joy theater the joy i'll be going early to go through the cemeteries and have fun and drinks

[01:12:20] my friend trama honi's coming and then um after that red bank hauntie to new york and then manfisto manfisto manfist graceland soundstage i'm so excited yeah i'm going early

[01:12:34] because i want to go to the dive and goat bore the diving goat bar no they don't dive they're just goats and they are in the drinking area outside and they climb up a tower and then they look around

[01:12:44] and then they climb down sometimes they lay up on the tower but goats are fantastic uh it's milwaukee so fun and then wassa was concern too yeah and then i don't know it goes on what

[01:13:00] foxwoods and boston we added a second show there the first one's sold up but the second one's not sold out yet so if you want to come to the second one if you can stay up that late yeah right

[01:13:12] that's why somebody said that they need a thing do you think she's gonna start on time i go i'm a 65 she's gonna start on time yes yeah because she wants to go to her night night

[01:13:20] she said that in front of 18 000 people yeah she goes oh y'all i know i'm here having so much fun but really i just want to go to my night like me too hey man it's late yeah there's probably a

[01:13:35] really good episode of american greed on i could be watching my pajamas right now yeah so all right termites thanks for everybody that's got watch this by sure if you tweeted me i've

[01:13:48] read most of them it's very exciting um i really enjoy the amazon people the children not just the children there's many people my age work in there that are also very nice but the children

[01:13:59] amuse me more yeah they're fun they're sillier people my age are just like yes no what next let's go chop chop because i mean i feel that way too so i get it but anyway all right termites you go be

[01:14:12] uh martigrat termites big foot termites what big foot termites hashtag laugh track hashtag continue bigfoot take a picture of yourself watching the special or your dog or your cat or your hamster whatever you have monkey do you have a monkey your partner whatever husband

[01:14:29] wife whatever and then we'll dish out some free t-shirts for fun yeah good times i need to have a child to do all that i can't go get those rolling male thing when i go i down it's a lot to

[01:14:43] male i'll get a child i get one of the children to help me any of the kids in the golf course they'll do anything for a hot hundo that's great all right termites go be martigrat termites have some fun get some gumbo whatever go watch this all right