Episode 124: Retiring M&M’s, Zoo Breaks, & Predicting Super Bowl LVII

[00:00:08] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool Let's talk about what's been going on FIRE! Turmites! Episode 124! That's a lot right? Now for those of you watching on YouTube, are you enjoying the new lighting? Hmm?

[00:00:39] That I secured from Amazon wait till my friend Loreen who's an actual director Sees this shit show I've created She's gonna go why didn't you call me put that shit back in a box? I don't know cuz it looked inviting and I got to look better on zooms

[00:00:55] Everybody else looks better and now I'm gonna have to do a bunch of zooms for the special coming out Yeah, so well, I mean it's that or just wear a ski mask Oh the trailer for the special comes out tomorrow Turmites go look go watch it

[00:01:13] It was a lot of work to come up with a trailer just saying I have had a blast with the Amazon children And I'll say this over Netflix. I never spoke to anybody at Netflix

[00:01:24] I never emailed anyone at Netflix. I just sent them a movie and they posted it now There's a certain ease and joy to that But I like that the Amazon people are excited They have all these ideas

[00:01:38] This one lady Jamie just is very to the point and then I Don't like it though when there's like 52 people on an email chain, you know what I see in that

[00:01:47] I see no one he wants to take responsibility for whatever shit's gonna go down here. It's a yeah Who do I need out of 52 people? Maybe? Right, I don't know but I'm not a corporate person That's the problem

[00:02:01] No, I get way too comedian aggressive if any comedian ever sent me an email that says bumping this to the entrapment in box I would literally go find them at the club and

[00:02:12] And say look I saw your email. I was ignoring you. Why can't you pick up on the social clue? You don't need to bump it up. You're just being ignored. You're in time out for whatever reason You're in time out for that amount of time But Well

[00:02:31] This is a ceremonial If you're listening and not watching I'm holding the Tom Brady candle The devotional candle and I'm gonna blow out the flame Yeah, he's gone now and he's not coming back to be an announcer not next fall the fall after that

[00:02:48] He needs time to go think about his life and Figure out why he lost Giselle and A billion dollars in fxt he's had a terrible year. He lost all that money crypto The smoking hot lady leaves your ass and she's out doing photo shoots

[00:03:04] So then he does one like it's so hard to be beautiful All I can think of is I hate photo shoots. I would do anything not to attend my own photo shoot That's why I only have a new headshot once every 11,000 years

[00:03:16] I'm gonna be like Ann Wilson. It's just finally gonna be my eyeballs and I'm gonna go nope So oh look it went out on its own No That's creepy. I'm gonna save this though because there's half a candle left for when he starts again

[00:03:35] In two years, yeah, maybe I should there's so much shit my house that needs to be thrown out So that bye-bye Tommy and speaking of football, I don't know if you guys can see it I have my

[00:03:47] If you're not if you're not looking at it now here's the thing about being Supporting the chiefs. I don't love the colors On on a pink white person Yellow gold whatever you want to call this plus cherry red none of it works for me none of it

[00:04:04] I always look at other people's uniforms that think now I look good in there stand their merch Oh the Seahawks of this then their soccer team to that neon green and the blue. Oh, it's awesome

[00:04:15] But anyway, whatever if your cheese fan you just got to go with it So this is a gold t-shirt with a cat that has Patrick Holmes his haircut and then it says Patrick me home Yeah, I

[00:04:34] My my friends at ray gun there. So I that's where I went to go get it I went online and got it anytime. I want something that's Midwestee or funny or all of that I go to ray gun

[00:04:47] We'll put it in the schnoz. Yeah, and that's my prediction Patrick me I Showed it to baby cat nothing no she doesn't even understand when she looks in a mirror

[00:04:59] She doesn't she thinks there's a cat behind the mirror. We play this game all day. She runs in a circle Yeah versus the other night guard choppo He knows I Love playing the cat behind me or the invisible cat. She's she's so cute

[00:05:16] Thank God because she's not that smart Choppo gets it cats can be smarter or dump her. He's way smarter Whatever anyway, my prediction for the Super Bowl is the chiefs are gonna win Family squares are up. I

[00:05:30] Know I have one that has potential the other squares just like six and nine nine and two Nah bad. I gotta go check out Lewis's number suit. Um, I Think the chiefs are gonna win I Do love Jaylen hurts

[00:05:49] Because he told Nick Saban to go fuck himself if you're football fan, you know what that means if not is too much to explain ignore it I'd I think Jaylin's super good, but I just think Patrick's better

[00:06:03] Well, but Jaylin hasn't been in the league as long either, but I mean Um The Eagles defense is super tough if they can crush through Kansas City and get to Patrick Maybe but I don't know. I don't think you can beat Patrick

[00:06:21] I don't know about betting the over everybody's always nervous in the first quarter and it's always seven to nothing So think carefully Battles his bills are gone Yeah, they moved on down the road. What are you gonna do? That's my prediction Tommy Salami is out Sad times

[00:06:42] Yeah, he's in a bad year. Why don't you go sit in the corner and think about what you've done Tommy Tommy? Then he would took a picture of himself in underwear for some Betty lost and posted it all over

[00:06:53] I'm like, are you having a public meltdown like what are the fuck are you actually doing put your clothes on Tom And come on let's go for a walk and let's go have some fun

[00:07:03] He needs to get with the Manning brothers to learn how to have fun post career. They're having a blast It's a little too much manning sometimes. I'm like, okay a lot of mannings now We've got the grandpa in it and the brother brother

[00:07:14] Who broke his back or couldn't play because it's something and then they're gonna they're gonna bring that young one in except He can't make all that money arch Manning. I met Archie the grandpa once at a Colts corporate gig

[00:07:27] Well, I knew my mom would have been super my mom though my mom like Joe Namath and him Those were her favorites. So I took a picture with him to show to her. I didn't really You have to be much older. I think I don't remember him playing

[00:07:42] Yeah, he's a little turtle. Okay, so moving on what okay, Vegas first There was so fun and the mirage is still the mirage gonna be that way for a little bit It seems I can't get into all that but Volcano still roaring still going no problem

[00:08:02] The show was sold out everybody was so nice so fun Probably one of the funniest things ever I Was backstage with Michael Somerville the opener who he was the opener if people were asking what his name is Michael Somerville

[00:08:16] Or as I later referred to him the beer monster. Thank God you guys bring beer cuz There was like a 15 pack of beer and he goes do you care if I open this to get one of them

[00:08:28] I go well no Michael there for everyone. He goes. Yeah, but I mean there's one in here I really like and I'd like to put it on I go oh right now you want he goes. Yeah, you want to get it on ice and but anyway, I

[00:08:40] Was backstage with him and the mirage Person brought a dog back Yeah, he had a cake. Well, I saw this lady's tweet She said I'm bringing that she trains service dogs And she said you that the dog had gotten a new suit to come to the show but

[00:09:00] I didn't have time to respond to the tweet that day because I was very busy doing drinking beers with Michael at Margaritaville, but anyway Hudson was the dog same and it was a giant golden retriever. It's so so so cute and I said what

[00:09:15] Where did this dog come from? But what am I supposed to do that? They were like oh you're just supposed to get your picture taken They want a picture with you and Hudson and I said that's totally fine

[00:09:24] But they can also come back so that lady came back but Hudson Hudson's in training to be a service dog He wouldn't sit all he did was go around in circles trying to lick people

[00:09:34] I'm like I think Hudson's gonna flunk and some flunk because I did a benefit for the a long time ago for them The guide dog association in Minneapolis Yeah, it was a really nice benefit thing and but they need money to train all these dogs

[00:09:49] They had play pens full of German shepherds of puppies that were gonna be guide dogs Yeah, but like Hudson was just Not well so far. He doesn't seem to be picking up on much. I'm like Mmm not a puppy. He's probably at least a year old

[00:10:08] Two maybe why he should get with baby cat They could have the dumbest animals ever to roam earth, but he was so cute anyway moving on what am I drinking? Right now this came in the 15 pack

[00:10:21] This one's called the joy bus. Wow. I'm like Michael if I get off stage and all those are gone I'm gonna kick your ass the joy bus Wow wheat beer. It's an awesome can it kind of looks like the Partridge family

[00:10:33] Yeah, and it's delicious and that came from Laura and Bill And just so you know all these IPAs Went completely drank and I didn't I while I saved one to bring it home But I'm like the rest of them were I get off stage and everything's gone

[00:10:49] Which I don't even care. I'm like could somebody just save me one mic ultra Please out of all but I did have a couple of those they were good You can have yeah, well you can have there's two I brought two other other crazy ones back

[00:11:05] What am I tasting Well, so this oh There oh Which is said to Kathleen it was in a bag for from your loyal termites. It's kiosk Irish whiskey barbecue potatoes from Ireland Yeah, if anybody knows how to do a potato chip They're thick and crunchy

[00:11:28] And normally I'm not into barbecue Worth it So thank you to those people. Oh they brought the stuff bigfoot too That's what Michael said to wire people bringing you stuffed monkeys I said come on Michael look at its feet. It's not a regular monkey. It's bigfoot

[00:11:52] Who knew they I didn't even know they made stuff bigfoot. Oh, and then I met some lady Well through other people I didn't get to say hi, but I'm gonna send a prize package to this person Because she was so it said she works for blue origin

[00:12:05] Jeff Bezos's deal after probably a t-shirt Yeah, probably up in the Northwest the fat I never really noticed their logo. It's just a little feather Yeah, I mean I have no desire to ever go in space. I don't understand why anyone would do that

[00:12:20] I'm with who was it that went up and said no, thanks. I'll never do it again. He was super depressed Williams chatter Yeah, well, I just don't want them. I don't want to Never come back

[00:12:31] That's always my fear that this thing gets out of hand and now we're just Star Trek But without the fun stuff of Star Trek like the bar and stuff

[00:12:46] Yeah, it'd be interesting to see I'd like to see the whatever but it's probably private. I mean it's probably secret right It's secret this also somebody brought Arizona Reaper hot to the bone This is from Lauren Bill. Let me tell you and then they brought some

[00:13:00] They bought a super bowl thing that was very cute They also brought these hot fries, which I am tasting which I've already gotten into quite frankly. It's handicaps You know, yeah, they're like little skinny and they're hot, but they're great

[00:13:15] Yeah, well done Lauren Bill. Thank you that were Scotch Dale The Reaper honestly, I didn't It's so hot. I can't handle it So if you're a hot hot hot hot I think it just needs to be mixed with a super mild sauce

[00:13:33] So this is how I'm gonna I'm gonna treat this. I'm gonna take it to him The Super Bowl party and then we get mild salsa and mix like a teaspoon of that in Right because you can't it's so so so hot. It's incredibly hot

[00:13:51] Delicious it's great. Yeah, it's just I'm not I love hot but I have a limit and that one really Kind of well no my Loch Ness monster fell over Well, we're moving on Vegas this is a waste management. That's the golf tournament that's happening this week

[00:14:11] Yeah, but I don't remember who brought it. I have to see if it's in here. Oh Wayne well, I haven't gotten a talking stick yet Vegas my friend Lameen and her husband Tony came which was super fun to see them and

[00:14:24] My friend Bronson came he came from Los Angeles so fancy and he's from St. Louis Everything he's just like he's a well-needed dose to home every time I see Yeah And the show was great, but here's my secret travel trip

[00:14:41] I put it in a video if you guys are in Vegas if you go down to the middle of the strip Margaritaville is there now everybody would think well those are everywhere on the road and they're fine

[00:14:53] It's a crop. Well, yeah, it's across from Caesars the margaritaville. It's kind of non-descript you you have to pay attention But if you go up because what's margaritaville burger and a beer fine, it's always fine It's not something though

[00:15:08] Especially because it's everywhere. You don't really think about doing that Vegas But if you go through I think it used to be a rainforest cafe because if I feel like I'm in a Flintstone cave I don't really understand the decor for margaritaville. It makes no sense

[00:15:20] But if you go up to the second floor, there's a just a basic bar out there Like a like a margaritaville beach bar But you can get beers whatever you want or get your drinks up and you can sit up there and watch the whole strip

[00:15:32] It's outside. Yeah Because they closed it during coven and I'm like that's your safest place It's outside No, but they finally reopened it. So if you're in Vegas and you're looking To sit outside. There's also a Budweiser beer bar further down by Aria

[00:15:52] The brew house. It's the same side of the street as margaritaville Cross from Bellagio. Yeah, and that one's that one's pretty fun But I like the margaritaville one just a little better a little cozier little cozier Vegas This is Tina and Don

[00:16:11] They love the Midwest humor they grew up in Illinois Bend to Ireland very nice and they brought back Some fun stuff backstage that I got so when you guys give it to the security I do get it all

[00:16:24] But like some people made their own beer and they made all kinds of them in those like Come on, why can't I think of it? It's what I bought for Aaron for his wedding Growler. Yeah

[00:16:39] One of the guys that talking sick goes you're not gonna really drink that are you my goddamn right? I'm gonna drink it If Michael doesn't Let's see what's here when I get off stage you guys. I'm going for an hour 15 minutes whole places raped and pillaged

[00:16:59] Olana was the Blue Origin lady So she's getting a prize pack because she get left a very I just felt bad I should she's somebody that I think I should have met by the way I met Hudson's trainer. She was extremely nice

[00:17:11] Yeah, and I said do you think Hudson's gonna make it and she was like I I Maybe I'm like, yeah These two kids Hannah and Krista Now I'm gonna go listen to it and they have stickers for it medieval murder podcast

[00:17:27] Yeah, I'm fascinated because I used to do a joke in my act a hundred years ago where people complained That society is more violent now than it has ever been wrong because if you tour the Tower of London

[00:17:42] Like in the 13 1400s they had at one point a hundred and eighty different Versions of torture not even just killing you is another thing torture like where they're drawn and quartered and yeah And I'm like that's because they didn't have cable

[00:17:58] That's why they're sitting up in the castle going on board shit list What do you want to do and then somebody goes well? We got that guy in the basement

[00:18:06] We could tie his limbs to four different horses and say go at the same time and see him. Yeah, so These kids were very cute. They have their medieval Their youngsters they like the podcast They've been listening forever Oh, yeah, they're getting married

[00:18:25] Hannah and Krista and they've invited me to the wedding and since they don't work on Mondays They think I could probably make it. Well, it is an open bar. I've been known to do stranger things

[00:18:34] That's for sure or how about I send my brother? Nobody loves it up more bar more than my brother Patrick I should say how about if I say I and I Chris it kind of said Michael summerville is my reference

[00:18:48] No, you can't afford that amount of beer nobody can Then these people said it's like a bass and how guard which is super cool tamp tammy and Sharon things rather laughs They're from South Dakota. They brought jerky, which I already ate

[00:19:04] Sturges beef jerky always trust South Dakota in them places with jerky. Yeah, I do trust no, so I'm saying always trust them It's a travel tip Sturges is where they have that big motorcycle thing that Leno used to be in charge of what's that called? Yeah

[00:19:21] The Sturgis week no Google it. It's called something No, I because I was in Deadwood when they all went through it was fascinating This is from Molly. She's from Southeast Missouri She brought me the Super Bowl souvenirs and a flask an Arizona flask

[00:19:39] The Sturgis rally that's all it's called Ben the al-ben he's a Alabama travel He said cuz I do that joke about the governor of Alabama K. Ivy She's the most fascinating person in politics and I don't usually agree with her

[00:19:55] But I would love to go drinking with her and I know from a source in Alabama that for sure She's been known to have a drink or two. Nice. Yeah, okay, Abby She just a whipper snapper all of her ads where she's running for office

[00:20:06] She just shooting the shit out of stuff firing ranges. Yeah Um, yeah Then next for Super Bowl this person bought me Arcadia horse radish vodka gluten-free Kara Caroline yep, but you drinking that yes for Bloody Mary's for well Super Bowl's in it and then this blood orange stuff

[00:20:29] From David and Don great already got into that Oh the hot and spicy toward corn tortilla chips we ate those on the plane Yeah, and Santa Fe brewing I had well, I think I may have had one of those backstage that was from Steven Jen and then

[00:20:48] John and Maureen they're the ones who made the beer in the growlers It's a lot of work and they named them all and they had tags on them all. I mean This is where Wayne

[00:20:59] Wayne's the most fantastic Native American I've ever met my life. He's like a mystical human being he's tall He's handsome now talk about feeling stupid one time. I Went to high school in the Ozarks and the name of the high school was the school of the Osage

[00:21:15] So Wayne told me he was an Osage Indian. I go so was I Well, I mean I well I had a let the jacket everything on my sweatshirt said I was there. I'm an Osage Indian But he's actually a real

[00:21:31] Yeah, he's just as kind as like it's almost like he shouldn't even be in entertainment He's too kind and nice and calm calm. He's very calm Anyway, so that was a great time and then in Scottsdale I got to see my friend Peter Costas the golf

[00:21:47] Golf and his wife Sandy and Dax and his wife Heather and his brother Miles who also has a band who will be a natural Which I will go see yeah, it was just a really

[00:21:58] It was a very busy weekend, but super duper fun. Yeah, so there you go moving on Thanks to everybody and I'm your your levels of bringing stuff to the show are impressing the

[00:22:14] The the entertainment employees were like nobody else gets this much shit. What am I supposed to do with all this? I go set it over there. I will be in charge of that All right What are we gonna start with I don't have any queen news

[00:22:32] Nobody did anything this week. I've been checking Stevie's got her stuff out. We really need more Queens Tanya. I know but I gotta go make them

[00:22:42] If I wanted to be Anita Baker or somebody like that, I got to make it now people have sent me links on how to do that It's probably not as hard as I think Soon as I see a link. I just go

[00:22:53] And so what are we what I did watch the Grammys Here's what made me laugh the hardest I Know Madonna looks weird Everybody it's over talked. Yeah, she looks insane But what who knows what I how old is she? 60

[00:23:18] What do you mean? No, she doesn't look old. She looks like 64 when's her birthday? So she'll be 65 this year. I mean I get saying okay, I want to look better, but it's crossed the line

[00:23:36] It's completely and I my friend is a dermatologist and I said would you do all that and she was like no She goes I'm like Beth from Yellowstone, I just tell people you're fucking crazy if you're gonna keep doing that

[00:23:51] I'm like well good somebody should say that to these people, but they'll find somebody who will do it I mean of it. She's starting to look like that cat lady that Jocelyn Weinstein or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but anyway everybody talked about that

[00:24:06] Madonna's gonna do whatever Madonna does and then she told everybody just shut up because everybody was complaining but The um the one that made me laugh the hardest was Um sam smith he's the guy who

[00:24:23] He sings uh stay with me because you're all I need now apparently that person with him was a transgendered person who Is a better-looking woman than I will ever be so shout out for that well done But he was in a devil outfit and he's chubby

[00:24:42] I told lewis of like no There's no such thing as a chubby devil. They don't exist. There's no fat devils. There's no chubby devils Sorry sam, but But he he oh he had a hat with light up horns. He was trying to be the devil

[00:24:58] But the devil is thin everybody knows that we've already established that every drawing of the devil He's thin He's not a chubby. It just made me laugh so hard plus little nozz already did the devil thing

[00:25:11] We've already gone down devil row and little nozz did it and he was a black devil, which was way better Because he's in shape Well, and he had those crazy glowing eyes Super cool

[00:25:25] I knew as soon as that came on I get a call from my parents. Do you understand any of this? Nope I don't because I just said I don't either Because I don't want to explain it because I can't explain it anyway

[00:25:35] I'm like just focus on body rate dad. She's sitting right up front And then they did the wonderful tribute to christine mcv, but shale crow What Saying with body rate, but she let it no that's backwards backwards bass ass backwards

[00:25:56] Mick on his drum, but he's very sad about christine They got along great apparently. I don't know any of these people, but um All right move on the grandmothers were what they were I didn't even watch all of it. Um

[00:26:10] Beyonce won a bunch, but I feel like every time she wins something jz. Can't just let that go He's got to do something. So what's he do? He closes the show with an eight minute song It's always like he can't just let her have the night whatever

[00:26:25] I don't even know what I don't even know what she won for. I mean, it's terrible. I half-ass pay attention like I don't know. I just wait for people. I like or whatever and Beyonce's fine. I just can't tell you what she's done Last thing I remember is

[00:26:42] Everything you own in a box to the left in the back door And I think wasn't that her and single ladies. Oh single lady. Yeah, remember that too

[00:26:58] All right, and riana at the super bowl she's a super bowl halftime act riana. I know three songs. I went through them And I still I can't remember them right now. I looked them up Do you know any riana songs

[00:27:14] How's that? I don't know sos. I know the one with m&m Gonna stand there and watch you burn I hope he comes out, but I think it wouldn't that be cool Yeah, I love though because he's always the angry guy in a hoodie. You're 55 dude

[00:27:34] You've made millions of dollars. You don't need to be pissed anymore. All right, move on update meta Ah They lost 13 billion on reality labs in 2022 as zuckerberg's metaverse gets pricier He just won't stop putting the money in and the money is just being

[00:27:59] Draining away. There is a whole I love the name title of this article It's from futurism.com. I don't even know what that is. It's called meta hearse Oh As in a hearse that's taking you to your funeral

[00:28:17] A spat of layoffs enclosures in burgeoning metaverse into industrial complexes proving what many critics have said along the Overinvestment was never going to be enough to breathe life into the hype poison space

[00:28:28] Exactly what I say and I'm not a tech person. I am your target audience because I'm not that Well, they have two the super duper nerds That will know if your stuff is up to speed

[00:28:41] And then like the the the people that don't understand any of it like me So if I watch it, you have to super impress me and my nephew's um Version of it, which was only whatever 250 bucks I

[00:28:57] I felt like I was on a roller coaster. I mean, I don't want to be on a roller coaster though I don't want anything on my head. I don't um Insider reports recent virtual reality layoffs and division closures are indicative of a larger trend that saw

[00:29:13] Almost everyone saw coming from the start. The tech itself wasn't advancing Anywhere near as fast as the billions of dollars in speculative investments in the whole house of e-cards was doomed to collapse I mean at some point

[00:29:27] It's not theranos, but you're saying you have this product that does all this stuff and you're telling people Give me more money. Give me more money. We're just gonna make it better

[00:29:35] And he he does have a product, but it ain't what he's saying or it's not what he's touting Especially not if the ribbal version is fine Because then people like me if I were to want one, which I don't I would just go get my nephew kevin's one

[00:29:52] Whatever one that is The discount one yeah As bloomberg reported microsoft's sacking of a wop whopping 10 000 people included Deep cuts at the company the company Along with layoffs roughly 5 of its workforce now I don't want to see people get laid off, but

[00:30:13] Microsoft also announced its shuttering alt space vr a social media virtual Reality platform that was launched almost a decade ago and purchased by the tech giant in 2017 mm-hmm Zuckerberg first began openly talking about his metaverse moonshot all evidence has indicated that

[00:30:35] It both looked and operated like crap just a few months after the name change met a set for the record for the biggest Single sell day sell off ever as investors became overwhelmingly spooked by how much bad press the company was getting for its shoddy vr platform

[00:30:51] I'm just telling you This is where people get bullheaded I would put him in the same category as jerry jones Just because you picked it doesn't mean it's right and you gotta let go sometimes Let go Ezekiel aliot had his time in his place

[00:31:12] I might be talking about dak Let's just say cowboy fans. Are you listening? Do you want to keep them? He's gonna resign. He's already got two more years coming and then he says he's because his ego won't just say

[00:31:24] Maybe I didn't pick the one for this organization. Maybe that could be better somewhere else Yeah, that sleep number bed thing. It just looks like your quarterbacks asleep Look at him relaxing. I need you up out of bed and running in circles throwing balls update

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[00:32:03] So mattress they named him mattress mac. He's a beautiful german shepherd And his job is to find explosives He looks very capable. I would say he looks a little smarter than hudson by a lot He's he's attentive. He's sitting down in the photo hudson's doing laps backstage Um

[00:32:28] And mattress mac went down and met him I just love this guy him and dally parton mattress mac and dally parton just they just do wonderful things um He's a four-year-old belgian malinois the dog, which is kind of like a german shepherd but a shepherd of whatever um

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[00:33:02] Yeah, buddy mattress mac went down there and got his picture taken adorable Update I would love to meet mattress mac That would make my day the next time I was gonna we were trying to book fort worth and hudson for like, um

[00:33:19] June but I think we're gonna push it to the fall Yeah, not my doing whatever people do there whatever update Trader update Very rare A female trader Usually it's the 55 year old white guy whose life didn't work out That seems to be the running theme there age range

[00:33:46] Description but this lady Pizza she was a pizzeria owner. She said Nancy Pelosi needed to hang Well, here's what happens when you Break in and do things you're not trespassing trust let's call it trespassing shall we the pennsylvania pizzeria wanted to who demanded that uh

[00:34:03] The u.s police bring nancy out She demanded the cops bring nancy out to her like nancy is gonna be like anybody Is gonna be sitting There and then bring me Mitch McConnell like the cops would be like immediately Queen Kathleen is a bring me Mitch McConnell

[00:34:25] She's been convicted of all five charges. Oh, she's 55 There you go It's an age where it's almost too late to get it together Hope it's musical chairs the music has stopped. Where are you sitting? Pauline Bauer 55 who memorably spotted sovereign

[00:34:45] Spotted sovereign citizen talking points before oh, she said it before the judge a u.s district court judge trevor mcbaden She was charged with obstruction of an official

[00:34:56] Proceeding in congress if felony that carries a potential 20 year prison sentence and a mr. Miener charge of trespassing there we go Disorderly conduct right according to prosecutors. She screamed at police gathered To bring out nancy Pelosi who was among the lawmakers

[00:35:12] She was standing 30 feet away from the house speaker's office when she was recorded by police wearing body cameras bring that Fucking bitch out here now lady. Nobody's gonna do that

[00:35:26] Right, you should have acted like your pizza because all those guys were trapped. They probably would have loved a free pepperoni Bring her out bring her out. We're coming in if you don't bring her out Then an officer tried to push her away

[00:35:40] Um from the area he was protecting she engaged in confrontation you back up She screamed don't even try a prosecutor said she then pushed the officer She was physically removed from the rotunda by mpd officers and riot gear shortly thereafter

[00:35:54] Then she said front of the judge we stand firm and strong now more than ever Lord, what are you doing? We took over our capital like patriots for a stolen election one person was shot

[00:36:07] By Weber bullets she wrote in a comment on the facial book. They're all on facebook No, it's so far out of all the chairs. I haven't seen one thing we're like Oh, she posted a picture of on instagram of her breaking into nancy's office or they tweeted

[00:36:25] It's always the facial book The verdict comes after a two-day bench trial in front of me Oh, she her defense was she blacked out She has no memory of anything she did

[00:36:42] Um, she told the judge that she was not a person and claimed to have diplomatic immunity before getting into a bible quote battle with the judge She ultimately decided the judge ultimately decided to revoke Her release for refusing to comply with the mandatory conditions I don't know

[00:37:00] She faces up to 20 years of obstruction charges in three years combined with the misdemeanor stuff Should be set in some may first and guess what you will find out what happened to that lady right here on this podcast

[00:37:12] The source for the breaking news you need to know and you need to know this update You guys know I'm obsessed with bedbath and beyond And but it's getting super weird and it's not just me. I'm getting weird with it Because I've never understood it

[00:37:33] And I and then I go to the one as you guys know by my house because that man comes in with a squirrel dressed up like a pioneer

[00:37:41] How do you I asked the lady that there's only like one employee and I'm like when does he come she's like every day About lunchtime. So I know when I know when I can see him I just can't believe the squirrel. But anyway

[00:37:54] This stuff is going. I mean this is a big deal on the stock markets. It's yahoo finance I'm getting this articles from business insider. It's serious shit because there's so much money involved This is what We hear all the founders are The founder admits their biggest mistake

[00:38:11] We missed the boat on the internet The internet the whole thing That's like saying well, I didn't hear about typewriters. Yeah, what? I just handwritten all all my letters Oh my god um paul trick um bedbath and founder bedbath and beyond founders warren eisenberg And

[00:38:39] Leonard feinstein were the head of the time were ahead of the times when it came to selling designer sheets and other type of foam goods, but they admit there was one trend They weren't ahead of we missed the boat on the internet eisenberg

[00:38:53] So they thought it was a trend The mistake is one of the main reasons bedbath and beyond is dealing with a lone default and potential bankruptcies and struggles to keep items on the shelves Do you don't need any more items on your shelves google? Okay, eisenberg is 92

[00:39:13] feinstein is 85 Yeah, just so you know when i'm reading this how all these people are um While other retailers invested on online options like store pickup and options bedbath and beyond was slower to introduce those services

[00:39:27] Some former unnamed employees who spoke to the journal said it was because eisenberg and feinstein Took a frugal approach to spending at the company Including on e-commerce, but they spent too much. You don't need 200 comforters that are the same pattern

[00:39:45] If we made an error it was probably not when we fast enough on the internet It wasn't because we wouldn't spend the money. It was just that we goofed He said goofed

[00:39:57] So there i'm gonna do i have another update i'm gonna do it next week because i haven't had time to read the whole thing They're trying to raise a billion dollars in capital Yeah Bad bath and beyond i did not know this um Okay, they founded it 1971

[00:40:19] I had no idea i would have said the late 80s 92 like i i thought it was a new thing when i was like i don't know in high school Uh-huh They made an early success among discount realtors

[00:40:37] A retailer sorry, but they haven't had a role in the company since 2019 when they were 2019 So yeah when they were forced out by a trio of activist investors Legion partners mckelem capital and and cora advisors despite the rise of online shopping the founders expected

[00:40:56] Consumers to stick to their store for their purchases It's a social thing. He said people like this is eisenberg that 82 year old people like to go out and shop It's a social thing to do we didn't realize fast fast enough how much the internet would happen dude dude

[00:41:11] Are you are a business person? Do not know how many malls in this country have closed? right, we uh, we're There now That's my friend dwarf said about his kids playing hockey. I said they have to it's so all consuming He goes, yeah, but you know what?

[00:41:26] What else a high school kid's gonna do maddie go go to the mall and get high I go first of all grandpa The kids aren't oh he goes smoke dope. No, we think he said smoke dope And they're vaping there's no mall and nobody's smoking they're vaping

[00:41:43] Update update update i'm scared to say this one because it's about david miss kivich the Scientology person Was we're gonna whisper this one Because euctar minds are part of it too. Don't think you're off the hook just because you're not saying it you're listening

[00:42:00] David miscavige head of the church of Scientology is reportedly evading lawyers trying to serve him with A checks we we've already talked about this that he's trying to evade being served But this is this is now going up to another level

[00:42:15] Over the last four months he's alluded to process servers 27 times At Scientology offices in LA and the headquarters in clear water florida um Yeah, the thing is you should never open the door for somebody that has a uniform on What? Yeah, I did one time

[00:42:37] No, it was not a police officer. It was the guy in charge the core of engineers about the boat dock And he's like I go dude. I didn't that's a community dock. It's not my doc. He goes will

[00:42:49] I tried to call the builder and he was drunk and hung up And I go I go but then how does it default to me now? I'm the lady in charge

[00:42:57] I'm just the lady who lives in that house. I'm not I'm not in charge of this. But anyway He knows david knows not to open the door multi Media reports Reported security guards at both locations wouldn't accept the suit saying they do not know

[00:43:14] Where misgivage is hiding three plaintiffs from former Scientology sex sea org members That's in clear water florida Claim that they were forced into the church as children and forced to work for meager pay as adults according to the thing

[00:43:28] In 2022 valesca paris along with so-and-so and so-and-so filed a complaint against misgivage for After they eventually got out Oh, yeah, so there's a spokesperson for him. He said Well a plaintiff's lawyer said he cannot be permitted to continue and continue his gamesmanship. Correct

[00:43:49] A federal judge may soon decide Whether he has been officially served. He yes the answer is yes. He's just not accepting it Or you put out a warrant for his arrest Yeah

[00:44:04] I'm not sure you could do that just for evading. Yeah, you probably have to prove that he's evading um A church representative told tmz the lawsuit is nothing but a money shakedown the allegations

[00:44:14] Are ridiculous and blatantly false the lawsuit is a sham and a scam. Well, you may think so But you have to you're getting served people get served all time with shit that they could bullshit Shelly shelly david misgivage his wife is also believed to have vanished

[00:44:29] She was reported missing in 2013 by ex-scientologist lea remony who I love a lot So ballsy the stuff she does makes me nervous for her and i'm not even part of it One of the organization's leading critics She um reported

[00:44:47] That shelly the wife has not been seen since august 2007 but her lawyer said any reports that shelly is missing are false An official what the church said that remony fabricated the claims with unemployment anti religious zealots

[00:45:01] No, because many people have said she wasn't at the wedding of the century Which I believe was tom cruz's wedding to katie holmes She wasn't there and people started asking where shelly And then boom You just shut your mouth and don't ask

[00:45:18] Remini was alarmed that shelly hadn't been seen for six years the la LAPD closes investigation the cops claim the cops say they had a face-to-face encounter with shelly Well, you know what you need to do take a selfie I need to see a picture of that

[00:45:32] Um the report did not indicate if they investigated with whether shelly is being held against her will That's the other thing you could open the door and there's shelly And she's basically a prisoner and she just has to say i'm fine I know

[00:45:48] That's a little update. We'll see what happens I'm kind of curious because he's got if he's got to be Well, I don't I can't even believe their tax free. I can't even believe it's called a religion I think we should should have put a moratorium

[00:46:02] On what is religion in the year 1900? Yeah, we have enough right choose one you want to be buddhist you want to be um Hindu you want to be catholic jewish We anything after that we've already covered everything

[00:46:17] So but they paid all these senators and shit to go. Yeah, okay It's a religion right and elron harvard said the biggest way to make money is to trick people and make up a religion I mean come on people

[00:46:30] It's all there. I gotta stop talking about though end up at the front door. Holy shit. They found it This is wonderful. Okay a 47 year old 4700 year old tavern Complete with yeah

[00:46:45] Complete with fridge oven and food on earth in iraq. Well, why couldn't I find that when I went over there on uso tours? Why couldn't that have been open? They used to Yeah Yeah

[00:47:00] Work working over a massive oven cooks prepared meals in bulk and place them on nearby shelves Ready to be served diners came to sit on tavern benches eating and drinking their fill the scene is thousands of years old

[00:47:11] You're still familiar archaeologist holly pitman was working at the legash archaeological site in iraq when her phone rang On the other end of line was a very excited voice of the project's field director. We have a tavern

[00:47:24] Pitman said immediately pitman got uh the the field director told pitman She got in her car and headed to see what remained of the ancient samaritan tavern The project they were already researching this the face place

[00:47:38] But then they found the tavern part which is what's so super cool They found the ovens near the ovens. They found a series of walls benches benches and a set of shelves

[00:47:47] The shah the collapsed shells used to have four levels all loaded loaded with bowls of food across the room There was a large structure um a structure made of a large pot and layers of pottery Photos showed half buried buried circular structure

[00:48:01] identified as a zeer z e e r An underground cooling device that acted like a refrigerator Yeah, they immediately dubbed it the tavern the partially indoor outdoor space would have served beer bread chicken and fish boom Who doesn't like that for lunch?

[00:48:21] bones of animals were on earth with the bowls um The 47 47 hundred year old tavern revealed the daily lives of regular ancient samarians. Really. It's beautiful We're all very excited

[00:48:32] Congratulations to those people. See why didn't I know that was a job when I was in high school? Why didn't nobody? In college tell me about this. I could go look for a tavern. Yes, I would love to um Okay, this is crazy archaeologist hails possibly

[00:48:54] The oldest mummy ever found in egypt Egyptians have uncovered a pharaonic I didn't even know that was a word pharaonic meaning pharaoh tomb near the capital Cairo containing what be the oldest mummy ever the 4300 year old mummy Now here's the sad

[00:49:14] That's the thing this person before it was a mummy Could have walked to iraq and gone to the tavern The 4300 year old mummy was found at the bottom of 15 meters shaft in a recently uncovered Group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near this step pyramid at sequoia z

[00:49:35] Zahi hawas um the mummy It was of a man named heka sheeps I'm sure i'm saying that Heka sheeps Was in limestone in a limestone sarcophagus that had been sealed in mortar The mummy may be the oldest and most complete mummy found in egypt to date um

[00:49:59] Other tombs that were found blah blah blah That's it so they can say if they can prove it we found the oldest one Yeah, I want to know what the mummy had with it though Like was he rich was he poor? They all just gas Moving on news

[00:50:23] I don't know how I feel about this Southwest airlines Yeah, well you guys are having enough problems as it is um But people won't care the whole christmas debacle and then they're like, oh, you know people are gonna hope people don't give a

[00:50:39] Shit they have short memories and if that airline tickets cheap they're going It's still I just flew them. I just flew them somewhere short I don't mind southwest if it's under two hour flight Beyond that now I feel like I feel like i'm in a

[00:50:54] Chevy vega flying across The nation and I'd really rather be Tampa All right had to wait for the sun to come up Jesus christ Southwest airlines terminating new higher flight attendants in training school if they have visible tattoos Guess what southwest? I don't think you understand the children

[00:51:20] because This is some old person thinking that tattoos mean prisoners Sailors everything my grandpa would think or my dad would think The children love their tattoos I think some of them are super cool. I'm just not doing anything that is elective pain

[00:51:38] That's not in my valley wick never has been never will be but good for you guys who can handle the pain My nieces gave me um those uh Stick on ones you put water over it. What what does it call? I don't know the temporary tattoos

[00:51:52] Yeah, I had a dolphin for two months because they put it on me I liked it But I wouldn't I'm also too libra indecisive to choose something forever Like you go I went with a friend to get a tattoo and the choices

[00:52:07] I was like, okay. I'm out of here. I mean I yeah, I could get caught up in some Celtic knot thing There's a whole wall of that. Oh, what about my birthday? What about the libra scales the scales of justice and balanced What about no

[00:52:22] What I have done though and really impresses my nieces and nephews is I can take a um A marker And draw lines between my freckles and it looks like a tattoo. Are you kidding? Yep

[00:52:35] I have the bermuda triangle down by my ankle. You have drawn all cuts. I have dizzy ears And then there it's clear once you it's connecting the stars. Anyway Southwest has started to terminate new hire fly detentives even as they even at the end of their training

[00:52:50] So they bothered to put them through the whole training thing After the carrier decided to tighten enforcement of its long-standing ban on visible tattoos and uniforms Yep They were warned if you have any tattoos on fingers hands face or neck That would result now Ah

[00:53:16] Elking has one on her neck and I don't think that's bad. No, all I look at it and think is that probably hurt to all hell um That's going to result in immediate release from training Mm-hmm Yeah, well, right I mean the tough enforcement action would stand

[00:53:37] Even if flight attendants are able to cover their tattoos with makeup Well, what do you care if somebody's willing to cover it up? What? I don't care if somebody has I mean there's a limit You when there's like all of your neck tattoos are of guns

[00:53:52] I go, okay. Well, that's you can't that's you look like you're gonna kill someone you can't that's not What what if you had a neck tattoo and it was um Tatiana from frozen It's a feel-good tattoo. That's not threatening

[00:54:10] Um, there have been several reports of new higher flight attendants being terminated while still in training school Airlines are known for their strict uniform standards. You want to talk about airline uniforms? Um, hello american. Why are we dressing pilots like they're the captain of the titanic?

[00:54:26] Stop these are young men young women and they've got the gold buttons on the triple breasted I'm like, I bet they're just like what is this horseshit? And and somebody needs to get the american airlines of flight attendants new white shirts because they're all gray at this point

[00:54:41] They're so old and you know because I had to wear uniforms at restaurants and shit And at some point you're like i'm just not buying another shirt

[00:54:47] Fuck you. I'm not doing it. And I totally get it where they're like, why do I have to spend my own money? So now you've got people just walking around in dingy white that looks gray I mean if we're gonna talk about uniforms

[00:55:01] You know who's who's knocks it out of the park especially in october delta Because they have the gray and then they go pink for breast cancer It is a spectacular combination gray and pink is probably my favorite combination Aside from the seahawks colors

[00:55:18] And really I don't think there's any football team that's gray and pink A pro team Anyway, anyway, I'm I'm I'm off track here But uh the strict uniform standards The delta people always look great

[00:55:34] Southwest is fine. They're in shorts and golf shirts. That's what you're supposed to be. You're the ha ha ha airline We're fun times good times I don't know what they wear with spirit because I've never gotten on it. I can't get on a yellow plane

[00:55:48] I just can't I'd sooner drive or walk Uh in the last couple years those rules have started to be eased southwest flight attendants Had expected their employees to follow suit in 2022 united became one of the first airlines

[00:56:01] To allow some visible tattoos, but recent months breeze airways has followed. Well, you're breeze You yeah, you got to take anybody that'll come in even if they're x cons They follow the suit by allowing small tattoos on fingers arms and even behind the ears

[00:56:19] Uh internationally virgin Atlantic made headlines yesterday when it opened the door to flight attendants to display visible tattoos of any size as long as the Designs weren't offensive a determination Remains at the discretion of the airline now. Here's where you're going to get in trouble. What's offensive

[00:56:36] What is considered cut? Let's say your flight attendant Had facial tattoos of tear drops just going down their face Let's say it wasn't a gang tattoo. Let's just say they were sad. Is that offensive It's just confusing

[00:56:58] I think you're getting into some gray area here that's going to cause lawsuits if you who gets to decide What's offensive because let me tell you what my parents would deem A lot more shit way more offensive than I would

[00:57:12] You know, and then my dad would be like one of those triangles mean, you know He would read stuff into stuff that isn't even there um I I mean unless it's a violent thing like guns or Like a tattoo of a

[00:57:31] An assault rifle like you can't that's obviously not gonna fly but there's so much stuff in the middle Generally speaking, however, even airlines that have relaxed their tattoo policy hasn't gone as far to to allow flight attendants to show off ink on their necks or faces

[00:57:48] Air New Zealand is possibly the only one due to the acceptance of ta moco, which is the indigenous they tattooed the lines and stuff Which is traditionally practiced by Mayoria and often worn on the face Canadians I the canadian airline

[00:58:05] Said of they couldn't prevent flight attendants from displaying visible tattoos But an independent arbitrator drew the line at face and neck Carriers like air canada and west jet Or we're also able to reject tattoos that date they deem as offensive southwest did not respond to this article

[00:58:21] I can get weird I I don't I mean, I expect the young people to have them on their neck Face it's getting weird. But then again, I don't know. There's all kinds of singer people that have face tattoos The rock people You know This is

[00:58:44] You know what I want to save this one for next week because I want to go over it in depth Because it makes me laugh But I have too much other stuff to go This is Next week we're going to be talking about the 26 because he's retiring

[00:58:58] The 26 craziest things aziaz weren't ever did and you're not going to believe At least half of them and they're true. They're all true all documented But he's retiring and it made me sad because I love crazy train I like azi

[00:59:13] I mean he did some terrible things when he was on drugs and stuff, but we're gonna get it But here's the little news news news. It's almost an update So madonna Madonna was gonna have a biopic And julia garner the ruthi from ozark's was

[00:59:31] Best young actor I've ever seen and I don't even know shit about acting but everything she's in I believe it her hillbilly accent And I think She's from new york was so dead on Um, just amazing. Well, she was gonna play madonna. So I was all excited about

[00:59:49] Madonna's biopic already raised concerns over a major red flag long before it was canned. It's off the table now Yeah This is before she showed up on the grammy's looking like jocelyn winestein Who googled a ket lady's name? Is it jocelyn winestein? If you put it kelly

[01:00:08] The much anticipated project was scrapped this week by universal pictures after the queen of pop Announced a major world tour. Is it jocelyn winestein? She got another one Jocelyn wildenstein Wildenstein She died having any plastic surgery. Oh, okay. Well then who did that to your face?

[01:00:34] Her swiss heritage Wow The decision was meant to they think the decision was made before that You're Uh The movie was greenlit in 2020 and was set to be directed and co-written by madonna. Well, no You're not a movie writer. You know, you're not a director

[01:01:05] It's offensive to the people to do that for a living. It doesn't mean you can't contribute But like i'm gonna say to my friend lorine made my netflix special bother juice I'm gonna tell the ring. Oh, I'll do it. No

[01:01:18] It's insulting to the people to do it anyway Oscar-winning juno screenwriter diablo. Cody was initially brought up To pull the script together but in april Cody 44 had quit finding after madonna too difficult to work with Here's another thing i'll say about madonna

[01:01:37] Share there's a lot of clips on tiktok. I missed it. I must have been working She does not like her at all and flat out says it said she had to do her house and she was mean

[01:01:50] She said she didn't understand why somebody that successful had to be such a antagonistic person Yeah, I mean share don't hold back But so I imagine I do trust queen share And I trust what she says and if she says

[01:02:05] She's an asshole imagine having to work with her when it's about her life Yeah Playwright and author erin wilson was later hired to draft another Work on another draft of the script however

[01:02:18] It's understood that no final version was ever produced and there were conversations about splitting the movie into two Or even making it a mini series that'd be fun Back and forth over the script was still ongoing when the up-and-coming star julia garner was offered the coveted role

[01:02:32] The ozark actress 28 beat tough competition from other young styles in a grueling boot Camp boot camp style auditions Oh, you had to like dance and all that

[01:02:46] Even though stars like julia garner sydney swiney and florins poo came to the process with good faith and a genuine desire for the role The reps were freaked out that the movie didn't have a finished script

[01:02:55] Even as their clients were getting their vocals in shape and taking dancing lessons Wow Vovo, boh, boh just just stand there. I didn't do it I used to know that My favorite Madonna song was always like a virgin. I mean no no like a prayer. Anyway, um

[01:03:19] The whole fiasco is estimated to a left universal up to 20 million in the whole It took 20 million to get to this point It means if another studio wants to pick up the movie they have to reimburse universal for their expensive

[01:03:31] Expenses just to have the right to start again from square one They've been less universal execs have been less than impressed by Madonna's bizarre social media post In the recent months while she was supposed to be working on the movie

[01:03:45] She's brand embroiled in several controversies after posting a series of outlandish tiktok videos and instagram I don't think I follow her on tiktok. I'm gonna have to do that and see what she's posting Mm-hmm The mom of six She has six kids She insisted on

[01:04:06] Meanwhile retaining total near total control of the project Proved a bridge too far and doomed it Asked what could have saved the movie if Madonna had relented on the point of directing this thing Which hello, you were not qualified to do

[01:04:19] Which was locked in as part of her contract from day one It would have been a different story imagine if she could have lured say Tom Ford or ex-husband Sean Penn's former collaborator david fincher to come in and direct

[01:04:29] The studio would have done backflips to make this happen But Madonna didn't even when I retained those ideas and she never seriously considered the Alternative her infamous stubbornness may have been a key to the success of her music career

[01:04:41] But it hasn't worked out nearly when it comes to filmmaking So there you go. Madonna fans said times. Yep. It's not happening Really sad because I don't I don't think I'd even care about a Madonna movie except julia garner was gonna do it Did you see um

[01:04:58] Her daughter I've seen lord lordus. Is that how we say it or lord her daughter Lordus, yes, I've seen her she looks like the father She's pretty in a very different way than Madonna. She looks yeah, yeah, she's pretty

[01:05:18] I she might I don't I don't know. She's normal. I've seen things on tiktok How could you be normal if Madonna's your mom You know for a long time. I probably wished Madonna would have been my mom

[01:05:34] But when you get to the end of your race here, you go, um, you know what totally happy with vicki I'll take vicki the nurse Um m&m's Is replacing beloved spokes candies with my rudolf Now here's the thing

[01:05:51] I like my rudolf. She's always funny. Seems like a normal person I don't know. I don't know her But this is why this is what's so crazy But I mean m&m's have had the candy spokespeople our entire lives Yes, you're you're I think they're

[01:06:09] A fool for changing but Looks like america's ongoing candy wars may have claimed more victims in a surprise move m&m's announced twitter On twitter that it's multicolored can't cast of candy spokesman's will be headed into indefinite retirement effective immediately

[01:06:25] And who's going to replace it serenity my favorite my rudolf We've decided to take an indefinite pause from the spokes candies in their place for childhood to reduce my rudolf pa pa pa

[01:06:35] They said the gig's gonna be a new and then she says I love candy and she's gonna be the spokesperson Right, um The move Comes after a mere four months after the brand Introduced an all-new purple cast member the first new addition in over a decade and the

[01:06:54] as part of the large effort to create fresh modern take on the classic commercial characters that started with um the odd couple duo of red And yellow I did not know red was named plain and yellow was peanut

[01:07:09] But that introduction came with a certain amount of controversy in january purple joined the other female spokes candies brown and green I can't Anyone would take any of this seriously On an all-female m&n package that was designed to celebrate women everywhere who are flipping the status quo

[01:07:27] Mars that's who has the mars family, which is another thing I need to do for the pubcast The mars family mars candy family super elusive Super duper crazy rich And nobody knows really anything about them We're gonna do a deep dive. Um

[01:07:47] Mars announced that a portion of the sales would be donated to non-profit organizations like she is the music and quote We are moving the needle. I've never heard of either one. Whatever conservative critics on fox news immediately took issue with the campaign

[01:08:01] Suggesting that m&m had gone woke First of all the whole woke thing It's over and guess what? I'm not woke, but I'm awake. You wouldn't want to be asleep Why wouldn't you want to be awake? But I'm not like awake woke This is

[01:08:18] Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson fox news took issue with the more empowered depiction of female spokescandies complaining that purple appeared plus size So he doesn't like a fat m&m And suggesting that the green character was coded as a lesbian What how much time does tucker carlson have

[01:08:41] To sit here and go. I think that one's gay And I think that one's way too fat And there he thinks he this is what he does on this show. He gets people riled up about non says this bullshit. There's people All yeah, but whatever

[01:08:56] While carlson's objexas inspired some Trolling on social media his argument improbably took root in the conservative media circles and may have influenced marr's decision to regulate The m&m spokescandies to the sidelines He'll move on m&ms

[01:09:11] Tucker will move on the following night. He'll have some fake outrage about some other fake bullshit Just stick with your candy When you've done it how many years When were m&ms invented? Probably the early 1900s um

[01:09:30] In a twitter statement the brand seemed to suggest that recent decisions have been polarizing Nobody even knows about any of this unless you watch talker. I never heard about any of this And I know what talker says because my friend mark tells me

[01:09:45] Some nights when I go out drinking with mark and his wife, Nicole Nicole just likes to she prefers the food challenge. She doesn't like it when he and I argue about politics or anything

[01:09:54] But some nights I have to call it a tucker-free zone. I like mark tonight. We're gonna be drinking Eddie I can't hear what Tucker did this week And he'll laugh. I mean he's a good sport, but anyway

[01:10:07] Tucker will move on right so see when what year m&ms were invented Yeah, I mean they were created We're all about bringing people together. We don't want to be polarizing but an m&m spokesman Whoa, whoa Sorry, it was louis. I thought I turned my ring around 1941

[01:10:29] They were snacks for World War two soldiers They say it's oh, there were snacks for World War two soldiers That would have been the only thing I liked about being a soldier And on NASA space missions, huh? they say

[01:10:43] Um, the m&m spokesperson says it is in a reaction but rather to support It's in support of our m&m brand which we will always continue to evolve bringing people together in the power of fun

[01:10:53] On twitter m&m fans are certainly suggesting that the brand has bowed to Carlson and his candy candy related brands Candy, I mean That's when you're just out of shit to rant about. Yeah, that's all I got to say about

[01:11:08] So anyway, good for my Rudolph though. She got a gig. She'll probably like it Can we please talk about what the hell has been going on at zoos? Dallas Dallas. Um, I don't think I brought my um Well, yeah, I got it right here

[01:11:26] So the dallas zoo first a cloud leopard got out then a vulture was mysteriously killed Someone's cutting like with a wire cutter cutting. Where is security? I do not understand this that's some guys stole two to maran. I never heard of them They're monkeys with beards

[01:11:43] They're very strange looking. Yeah, um, they found those though since I since I got all this together They have recovered the monkeys in Louisiana somebody stole 12 spider monkeys or squirrel monkeys. I forget one of the two like you're You don't notice me leaving the zoo with 12 monkeys

[01:12:03] cameras security anything This is what's happened. Um, it was an intentional cut in the cage in the tamarin monkey enclosure in the zoo um the investigation It was just some crazy dude um They had a four-year-old clouded leopard named nova went missing and here's what so mean

[01:12:27] They didn't nobody kept the cat They freed that cloud leopard, but that cloud leopard will not know how to survive on its own I Did see it. I think you could let like a bobcat out in the swamp and they can do it

[01:12:41] But a cloud leopard. I don't They that they had to close the whole zoo for a day Mm-hmm The same type of cut was found in the zoo's langers a small breed of monkey So those got out

[01:12:57] They said the del zoo said they've added additional cameras throughout the zoo and increased on-site security patrols during the overnight hours There was the vulture that died in a strange way like basically murdered um I don't I don't

[01:13:13] The only person I ever knew that had keys to his zoo was my friend He's a comedian, but he's also a very serious veterinarian in denver Well, and he was the zoo vet the denver zoo and so he had keys and stuff, but I don't understand

[01:13:26] What do you mean overnight? Who's left in there? Did somebody sneak stay In the zoo after it closed right you probably could hide um all right This is weird Have you guys seen

[01:13:46] During the football playoffs and you're gonna see him during the super bowl these jesus ads where it says Be be he gets us Like I don't mind them. I just don't understand what is happening

[01:14:03] Well, it's a mysterious donors are paying millions to run commercials for jesus during the super bowl A group of anonymous donors seems to think so um Does jesus did the article is does jesus need an ad campaign?

[01:14:17] A group of anonymous donors seem to think so and they will run two super bowl run ads in super bowl Uh, the super bowl ponying up seven million Fox is asking for a 30 second spot. That's cheaper than I would think

[01:14:30] Seven million. Yeah, I would think that I would think um I would yeah It's the ladies in the suit latest in a series of commercials that have run for the past seven months under the 10 months under the banner he gets us

[01:14:41] They spotlight jesus. I'm sure you guys have seen him, but it's mostly during sports So maybe if you don't watch for sure you haven't seen these the cost and profile of these ads increases

[01:14:50] More questions are coming up about who's paying for them. The website of the campaign says the campaign is oh my gosh Back by servant foundation of missouri By the way As long as one of this topic of my state for one second to to Divert diverge here

[01:15:12] Our governor of missouri who I do not like um For many reasons, but I won't go into him He's uh, I just uh, I'd much rather have kiv from alabala and go out drinking with k and her shotguns But he tweeted

[01:15:31] Of about the chinese spy balloon because it was over missouri that he'd called law enforcement Do you really think a cop gun can shoot? That far and then what happens when that thing explodes and all this shit falls out and then kills people on the ground

[01:15:49] I just love that. He's like don't worry. I called the cops Okay, but it was a cop. I'd probably be like, you know, there's a limit to what i'm gonna do for my 80 grand um anyway

[01:16:03] But so it's backed by the servant foundation a non missouri nonprofit who's donors of largely to remain anonymous in november however hobby lobby Founder david green told talk show host glenn beck That his family was help funding the ads

[01:16:20] This is rea raised concern that the far right could be using the ads as a recruitment campaign I think the ads are fine And basically it's pro immigration if you watch the ad because they're showing all the immigrants

[01:16:33] That are not accepted or sent back and then they say jesus was one And thank god that somebody led him You know In and used the thing as a crash pad He gets us re campaign rejects those theories however, we are not left or right

[01:16:50] We're also not affiliated with any particular church of denomination We simply want everyone to understand that the authentic jesus as he's depicted in the bible He was the jesus of radical forgiveness compassion and love That's nice that's fine

[01:17:08] While they're raising eyebrows and questions don't expect the ads to stop after the super bowl They hope to spend one million billion over the next three years To the well i'm gonna tell you about these billboards too. Have you ever seen those ones? Uh something the truth

[01:17:23] And it's always like hell is on fire hell is hot Well, I googled what that is too and that's because people don't know they're in every state They think they're just in a redneck state. They're everywhere, but if you don't travel you wouldn't see that Yeah, anyway

[01:17:40] Oh a decade ago the church of scientology ran an ad encouraging people Who were curious about the religion to dare to think for yourself make up your own mind I remember that It's creepy

[01:17:57] You know what we were going to talk about live golf, but i'm going to wait till next week because more information is coming in It's hot off the presses and it it needs to be discussed in totality um I think I had it. I have This story, uh

[01:18:13] I don't know if I can call it the feel-good story But kind of This is my ultimate fear woman declared dead found still alive in funeral home This is why I want a viking funeral because it's two ways to make sure i'm dead

[01:18:33] First you set me in the boat on fire now if I don't react to fire I'm dead Then I drown so let's say I got through the fire now i'm drowning then I know i'm dead I think it's a wonderful idea Well, you don't know you're dead

[01:18:54] I know i'm dead because I've moved on Urban Dale, Iowa A funeral home worker in Iowa got quite a shock when a woman who's thought to have died to turned out to be still alive

[01:19:04] According to a report from the Iowa Department of Inspections and appeals a resident at the glenn oaks alzheimer's special care center Was placed in hospice care December 28 2022 it was pronounced dead at 6 a.m. On january 3rd by a licensed practical nurse

[01:19:20] Okay, no offenses to no offense to licensed practical nurses, but don't we need a doctor in on that? I would think so The report says a funeral director picked up the woman who was thought to be dead at the facility just after 7 30 a.m

[01:19:34] The director applied there was no signs of life Zipped up the resident in a cloth bag and dropped her body off At a funeral home and crematory crematory within the hour medical workers said they were able to record

[01:19:47] A pulse and breathing from the woman, but there was no eye movement and no verbal response The woman the the woman was taken to the hospital And then back to the nursing home. So wait, I think I missed a sense um

[01:20:04] They so when they he dropped her off at the funeral home These people were like holy shit. She's breathing They called medical workers they could get a pulse and breathing But there was no eye movement or verbal response

[01:20:15] The woman was then taken to a hospital and then back to the nursing home Where she died less than two days later with her family at her side The department of inspections appeals issued two state violations to the nursing home Uh, uh $10,000 total fine. That's it. Yeah 10 grand

[01:20:35] By the way, it was 12 squirrel monkeys on spider monkeys From the weasley yet is it? All right, all right Listen I want you all to have a fun Super Bowl now. You're gonna know about the Jesus ads

[01:20:48] I would I did wonder who was doing it, but I didn't think they were necessarily political or I thought they were in the middle of the ground Jesus is about forgiveness acceptance and you know all that But it's also

[01:21:00] Odd it's just odd. I thought it was much more bothered by this Scientology. That's creepy as shit um Um, I what because I'm going to the neighbors I was told to bring I got to bring an appetizer. So my made my cheese ball

[01:21:17] My famous midwest chief ball with dried beef And then I'll make something without the dried beef in case people don't Eat beef that can stay in a jar for a lifetime Some people might find that weird or not very healthy. Um I predicts the chiefs will win

[01:21:34] What's the over under? Right now 52 I predict the under I think the under I'm laying it down. Those are my statements. Those are my bets if it's 52 Philadelphia gets one and a half right now

[01:21:58] Philly gets one and a half. It's not a bad bet. I just think Patrick will 50 Under I hate betting under though because then you just have to root for a terrible game and you don't really want anything to happen

[01:22:10] That's not very fun. So I would stay away from that because my gut would say for sure The under Yeah You go ahead and bet the over about Everybody's too nervous in the first quarter there will only be seven points Maybe 10

[01:22:29] That's it. So then you need three more quarters You're gonna need Do the math 14 14 is 28 you need 14 in each remaining quarter or more Thanks, I'm pretty good at math when I have gambling involved Obviously Um show wise the rhyman February 18th

[01:22:54] Uh the trailer for the special on amazon Yep comes out tomorrow. That's super exciting very exciting What's the premiere date? The premiere date is February 21st and the social media kids at amazon have thought of some fun stuff. So Yeah, they're very helpful. Um and

[01:23:14] New Orleans we added a second show new orland termites get down there. How fun is new orlands? I may or may not have lied when I said I wasn't available to do one press thing because I said I

[01:23:25] Was working it up that I've just got into orlands early Oh Come on. I get to go up fun sometimes too. Yeah, um March 4th and then memphis got added to the schedule and so excited Silky oh selen the best shrimp and grits in the entire nation

[01:23:45] And they have the the the climbing goat bar in the back You can sit on the patio and they have goats and they climb up and down this tower They're fascinating. You just sit out there and drink beers What Yeah

[01:24:04] Foxwoods and boston two shows we added a second show in boston at the wilbur April fools and i'm not joking. Yeah, it's for real How funny would it be though for everybody about tickets and I was like I was totally kidding That would be me. Um

[01:24:21] Who's gonna win the waste management open it I feel like rory's on a tear John rom's on a tear lately of late Scottie shifler hasn't really been on a tear lately. I like him though. Yeah, we're gonna talk about live golf next week, but I just I

[01:24:43] Think well, I'm not even gonna say I'll say it next week But anyway, and I won't do it long because a lot of people don't care about golf I get it. Is there just be a tiny segment tiny tiny tiny segment

[01:24:53] Yeah, but I really am dying to see him. Um you you're feel free to um, tell me how the lights look For valentine's day, I can't say what i'm doing till after I do it. It's a secret. Yeah It's a secret I'm off on a tuesday

[01:25:13] Somebody else is working And I may Well, you know I can't say I can't say it's a secret. I will say after it is completed All right termites see a Nashville Be good football termites go to the party even if you hate the game always good average appetizers

[01:25:33] Nashville and surrounding area termites. I will see you Well, that'll be there'll be another popcast for them February 18th That's my next show because I have to do I have I had to take this These weekends off

[01:25:47] Well these weeks to do all the press for the amazon special Lot of zooming And to make a cheese ball and there's a lot of zooming a lot of Pod other podcasts I have to do other peoples

[01:26:03] I'm excited about some of them. I'm gonna do on the record with mario lopez He's very cute. And you know, he's the reason I thought yeah, I'll do it He's every hotel I go into He's the show that's on the channel The main no, it's like the introduction

[01:26:21] Here's our channel that we keep that's the the base Then you have to get out of that to go to other stuff, but It seems like this person Sure That's it termites behave yourselves