Episode 123: Running the Rocky Steps, Capone’s Shipwrecked Speakeasy, & Closing Machu Picchu

[00:00:00] Hey everybody, it's me Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. Timeites! Welcome to Episode 123. Eat the fire because there's an ice storm outside right now. Started in Dallas, always blame Texas.

[00:00:38] And you know what? They're canceling flights that are starting there. My little friend Dorfie Dorf was gonna fly out to go to what? Zebra Springsteen. He's so excited. Yeah, it's not my thing but he would have taken me too.

[00:00:54] And I was like dude, well first of all I have to work. But second of all, I'm not born to run. Oh boo! Thank you. I'll be here all week. Oh my god so many things, so many things. Where was I? Well I was in Philadelphia.

[00:01:10] I don't know if you saw the video of me running the Rocky Stairs. But I probably should have tried to run with my arms down. I was trying to do it to the song.

[00:01:18] And I think I just look like a crazy person. But not as crazy as there was about a 70 year old man behind me doing push ups. Because I think he thought he was actually Rocky. Like he'd run up the steps and then he'd do like 20 push ups.

[00:01:30] And then he'd run 20 more and do 20. I'm like dude, this is just gonna actually kill you. You're actually gonna die like right here in front of all these tourists.

[00:01:38] And then they move the statue down. So if you look at the steps now, I don't know why they do it. They probably because the art museum. There's an art museum at the top or some sort of museum.

[00:01:46] It's the art museum. And I probably think they're like hey man. Can we just move that a little bit lower? So now it's at the bottom of the steps. If you're looking at it to the right, the Rocky statue. And I don't know what time it is.

[00:02:02] They did it. But 49ers fans put their jersey on Rocky. I hate sometimes I don't think the 49er. I don't know that other people that haven't been to Philly many, many times as I have.

[00:02:14] Which also I found my favorite one of my favorite bars of all time. McGillans downtown. Irish pub like in an off street. Kind of an alley. Oh my God. It was so fun. I've been there enough today. I know that some of the Philly fans, not all.

[00:02:34] Not my friend Dory. But some are, they're not kidding. And like if you, you know, cross a line. It's not like a friendly Cubs cards rivalry. Like right. No. They take it very seriously as long as you respect that everything will be fine.

[00:02:54] But if you can start getting disrespectful. Anyway, I got out of dodge. I was very excited to see that Jaylin hurts the quarterback for the 49ers. He said a couple weeks ago they asked him what are you going to do to prepare for the Cowboys.

[00:03:10] He said, I don't know. But right now I'm going to go home and listen to Anita Baker, which I thought was kind of weird for a young guy. Not that but he's like 25 and she's like 65. And I thought look at him

[00:03:22] being an old soul calling out Anita Baker. And then I guess Jeff Lowry the owners of the Eagles was like, well then somebody call Miss Baker send a jet and piles of money and boom she showed up. I'm like, wow.

[00:03:34] Look at her go, sing in the national anthem. So it was great. The casino was great. It's always great at Parks Casino and I always say I never meet anybody under 50 named Kathleen and the lady who runs the whole all the tech stuff and all that sound

[00:03:50] she's her name is Kathleen and she's very young probably under 30 and so she is officially the only little Kathleen I know and I have to say little till she's 70 because I don't know any other everybody changed it to like Caitlyn or whatever.

[00:04:06] You just it's a you'd probably if you're going to find it it's in Boston or Philly where there's a lot of Irish people a ton of Irish people. Maybe Chicago definitely Ireland but they don't pronounce the age. It's just Kathleen, which I prefer.

[00:04:22] The age and we definitely don't need the extra a that Jeff Fox really throws in Kathleen. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa you can't add balls Jeffrey. All right what are we doing so there was a lot of stuff backstage

[00:04:34] I'm going to be what did I eat at McGillis a Rubin hello Irish pub Rubin no Russian dressing I hate the Thousand Island whatever they want to call it. No no no no no and I had a green beer. Why?

[00:04:50] Did I have a green beer? For the Eagles. I'm serious. No they made everything green the whole place with the whole town was green. Yeah and you know what I put on Twitter I put on Twitter because this was true

[00:05:06] I was saying I won't say which hotel is a nice hotel and the 49ers were on the top floor not all of them but many of them and many of their relatives are in that hotel because I saw signs it said

[00:05:18] team social and there's you know I'm seeing 75 year old people I know they're not playing it's their dad and it's their mom or whatever and no I thought about crashing the team social but I think

[00:05:30] I didn't have any 49ers gear and I'm sure they had great food in there but I at 445 a.m. sound asleep now I didn't have to get up until like 615 I was all excited about being able to sleep that late on a travel day 415 a.m.

[00:05:54] and attention attention the fire alarm been pulled but that message kept repeating for 20 solid minutes now I've been in cheap hotels where they launch it once and then it's on you and then we all go out

[00:06:10] in the hallway and stare at each other in pajamas and look at it like are you going to get up and nobody goes I don't go and I'm like I'm just deciding this based on other people in a Marriott courtyard but this was a nicer hotel

[00:06:22] and it kept going on and on and on then it stopped but there was no all clear given it was just so then another 10 minutes later probably there's no emergency a fire truck came I heard it you can all go back to bed well we're all up

[00:06:42] now I'm just up now I'm like you know what I'm going to do go to the Philly airport early and have a cheese steak because I didn't eat dinner last night so

[00:06:50] I'm going to go have a cheese steak and a beer and get on a plane and sleep on my way home and that's exactly what I did excellent plan but the 49ers were in that thing and then if you google it

[00:07:02] the 49ers did that to the Eagles in 2014 in San Francisco and so I put it on Twitter and then one lady is like I can't even believe I'm not even in a senior yet first of all it's a prank it's all in good fun

[00:07:14] my favorite tweet that was from some guy wrote we have sleeper cell agents located all over the town and when called to service they execute their orders extremely well they will all someday when they are unveiled be honored for their service

[00:07:30] I'm like it's just good fun if they did it you know you do it in our town we do it in your town they're calm down a lot of them are super proud they did it but that's the eagle way

[00:07:43] they don't care and it was done to them if you believe the articles 2014 look it up and they don't forget that stuff as a Midwest person we'd be like well just because they did it doesn't mean we're going to rise to that

[00:07:59] we're too polite we're too mannerly we would never do that plus as a Midwester person I'd be like hey you guys there's a lot of people in this hotel that are not on the 49ers Miss Madigan being one of them wide awake at 445

[00:08:11] and then I'm like let me get my glasses let me look out I looked out in the hallway there was nobody there I'm like I guess no one's taking this seriously but you can't go back to sleep it won't stop

[00:08:23] and then I thought why is there no flashing because what about hearing impaired people I'm not even sure my dad who's not fully hearing impaired could have heard that well he's pretty deaf all in all Jack and he doesn't sleep when

[00:08:39] his hearing aids in so Jackalope super duper deaf he's a super deaf goat I don't know how do you alert what about people that can't hear him because I didn't see any flashing it was weird my friend Doria has a shirt

[00:09:01] a Philly shirt that says nobody likes us and we don't care the exact opposite of a Midwest mentality we're like why don't you like us what can we do to change oh my god I'm so sorry to hear that anyway left backstage a lot of stuff came backstage

[00:09:17] a lot of chips the zaps which I couldn't wait to taste these are from Shannon Shannon sent a very funny card and it's Voodoo Hot New Orleans so zaps and hers are East Coast deals and you know one of them yeah and these are their voodoo heat

[00:09:41] usually I say don't throw all that heat on a page but it's only worth it they're great that could be highly addictive I'm drinking this one's not open because it's in here this is Stacy's mom Evil Genius PA made somewhere in Pennsylvania right from Philly

[00:10:09] Pitstown PA under special service agreement through Philadelphia PA wasn't that a song this is from Rosemary and Rich Go Birds what a boring game though I mean god they had pictures of Fort Niner fans and these memes on twitter saying when you spent

[00:10:39] would you spend ten you know what's your airline your hotel your ticket it's all gonna be five grand total if you're lucky to watch what's Josh Johnson who's the backup quarterback was his name Josh Johnson I'm really excited to see you really to watch your second string

[00:11:07] really he's probably third string because Garoppolo's hurt Purdy's hurt I think I hurt in the first school this came the oh the here's sweet corn thanks for the cat treats they love one they love them all frisky streets but you could tell it wasn't like pure on

[00:11:35] Temptations or Greenies excitement no I got a lot of throwback on that and I got a big foot visor this is from Suzanne she likes the pubcast it's Jesus on twitter 12 followers then this made me laugh so hard parks a little something for you and baby cat

[00:12:03] spaghetti ohs I still love spaghetti ohs healthy kids entree this is not at all a healthy child's entree no it's terrible for you what am I going to go play in Wimbledon they need to be jacked up on 30

[00:12:35] this is one can and I can eat this can in 5 seconds I love spaghetti ohs I may make it tonight I don't care what's in it I think it's funny they put on the back healthy kids entree ready in 3 minutes

[00:12:59] look they did an NFL spaghetti ohs only with meatballs I don't know what those meatballs are made of I don't know but they partnered with the NFL I like to put that stuff down for the cats to see what they taste like this is hers

[00:13:23] fire roasted sweet corn I didn't think I'd like it because I don't love sweet stuff but I love it the fairs and the sweet corn roasted that's what it tastes like for once in their life as advertised it actually tastes like what they said

[00:13:47] yeah which is not very often anymore queen news oh wait I'm going to taste this this is so strange it made me laugh though it's called the ranch Darwinian Quinton, New Jersey this is what the label actually says yes we have ranch home made as fuck

[00:14:07] bar milk ranch dressing wow where can you sell that I can't get that in a grocery store with it's filling maybe they don't care and then I thought did somebody just make that and put it in a bottle and send it back to the age it's real though

[00:14:31] wow it's really good wow the ranch Darwinian I like it it's got like um kind of tastes like my dry that's a winner right move it on queen news there's so many great things this week um I really felt like after

[00:14:55] years even then Martin Luther King holiday like holidays and everything was just so stagnant there for a little bit um Stevie's dates where's Stevie Stevie's dates without that other man not other without that man first name would be Billy last name ends with noelle

[00:15:23] here's where Stevie's going by herself I'll fire it off I can't read all this I don't want all these ones with him god damn it I thought this was the list without him but you can go look it up online

[00:15:43] we've already kind of mentioned that but I was just I thought I had the real thing um Dolly Parton is responsible more than a thousand children in Scotland receiving free books boom throw the hammer down that's good news the imagination library is now in Scotland too

[00:15:59] they've received in total over 25,000 free books how great is that I was just a new there they're so excited they got more kids signed up good for her now we're moving on to update Anna Dalvin yes she's got so much going on

[00:16:19] okay so she had a birthday party and she required everybody to sign NDAs which are non-disclosal agreements in case you're not in Hollywood and you don't know about those um and basically let me tell you as the daughter of a lawyer

[00:16:35] I just don't really mean shit I mean go ahead hand them out I'll show her I'll sign that but at the end of the day like if you murder somebody or something I can totally snitch on you but I think she did it because nobody

[00:16:51] cool was there yeah I think it's a reverse right she's have like a lot of people would say don't sign it because I don't want you to know who's here because it's super famous people that don't people want

[00:17:03] people to know what they're doing I think this is the opposite and but this is how she rolls this is how con people roll you'd make it sound like it was a big thing um while the NDA

[00:17:15] obtained by page six required to attend the club or house arrest sweray appeared standard and its legal use would stuck out that was underneath the signature and asked for everyone's social security numbers stop it how high are you to give this lady information

[00:17:31] I would have made it all up all of it I would have said sure you can have it and just give some random ass number um they either left it blank or went as far to provide fake numbers um it was

[00:17:47] presented to guest upon entry I'm gonna start doing that with my friend when they walk in we could also report that the guest received them via email ahead of time it was attended by here's some people that were there see if we all know who they are ready

[00:18:07] Cynthia Raleigh you thought you knew and you don't she's a designer and her daughter Rachel Rabbit is that a real person cat Marnell who's cat Marnell Ben Wittekom Alexander Blinsky that's what I mean nobody showed up the night was somehow magical and full of synchronicities

[00:18:38] things kept happening twice or maybe it felt like that because the party was so intimate intimate a.k.a nobody plus it's a tiny little shitty apartment people were outside on the street waiting to get in no they weren't there was a full door security with

[00:18:54] clipboard a clipboard person the gimmick of going to Anna's house is so exciting she's gonna be right down she can have people over as long as she doesn't leave that's her arrest thing I don't know when is immigration gonna get on this

[00:19:10] are we deporting this lady or not what's the hold up it was a class neck house party even if someone it was stifling it's a one bedroom apartment I mean stop it and I have a friend

[00:19:30] I won't say her name because she may not want people to know but I said is this so ex-convent Anna to film the outlay series Delveys dinner club during house and rust so far she has gotten a production

[00:19:46] so for and I only know this because I've had to do this a couple times and I won't know part of it ever get in my life but if you're gonna go pitch a show

[00:19:54] say I'm gonna go try to talk a network and to give me a show it's best if you walk in with a production company that's kind of known and then you try to sell it you shop it around but if I just went in

[00:20:06] on my own they'd be like well I don't know I don't know we won we're probably not going to give you a show but if you have an awesome production company that signed up with you so Anna did get a good production company they're legitimate and they are

[00:20:22] real but they're saying she's landed her on scripted series Dana Delveys dinner club to be filmed inside her New York apartment where she's serving under house arrest the series comes from Courtney Witt and butternut so I have a secret spy

[00:20:38] that knows these things and said these people are legitimate it's not bullshit yeah so she's gonna have dinner parties with guests that are like you know whatever but they still have to sell it now my spy friend says that probably won't be

[00:20:54] that hard yeah but so they just the way they write these stories if she already has an unscripted series what where do I find it what network is it on YouTube is it whatever they don't say any of that because

[00:21:06] it doesn't have a home it's not been sold anyway here's what's gonna happen she wants to tell her story in a new show and she'll do it through what's already become one of her tables and tone invitation only intimate dinners in her home

[00:21:22] there a delvy invited group of actors musicians founders socialites journalists and other esteemed guests will join our age week around a private chef catered table replete with candid conversations where there's no topic off limits how about conning how about fraudsters including Anna's experience with the criminal justice system

[00:21:46] strategy to rebuild her image and her plans for the future okay yep I don't like bad behavior being rewarded and this country is really good at that there's one thing to say I forgive you there's a whole nother thing to say

[00:22:02] I'm going to celebrate you with a television show she should be deported and I don't understand sure are there people here that have been deported for a lot less or a lot more absolutely but we're not doing comparisons

[00:22:14] are we termites no we're judging on each case and she needs to go yep update update all you little piggybacker piggy pigs all you little piggy pigs that are sharing passwords on Netflix the hammer's coming down in late March they've released their date

[00:22:38] well they just say late March that's as only a specific I can get no it's a two months you got two months to get your shit together to get your six dollars see what Netflix costs now I don't even know I pay for everything twice

[00:22:58] because I download it and then they're like well you didn't do this and you didn't and then I do it again you need to get 350 a month together for two months and then it's premium gets four devices yep why it's exceeded over a hundred million views viewers

[00:23:23] 100 million little tiny piglets are out there 20 bucks is the most expensive that includes four people these individuals seven one and you have to watch ads these individuals will be able to transfer their new profiles to a new paid account allowing them to carry over their preferences

[00:23:47] Netflix had a tough year due to its subscriber loss customer base fell by 200,000 subscribers in the first quarter you know why I think a lot of people got it during COVID

[00:23:59] and then they have to go back to work and life starts again and they go I don't need to be paying I don't even watch it yeah right I keep them all just because I want to get home and watch stuff speaking of I did

[00:24:11] then we'll go back to updates two things watching Jan season three is on YouTube in America you can only get it on YouTube but that's fine looks great on TV so funny and I never talk about funny shows

[00:24:23] because I really don't think there are that many and maybe I'm jaded because of what I do when I see comedy every night of my life but it is funny funny I told Louis he's going to be home for a couple days because I think the YouTube thing

[00:24:39] Lou gets it but it wouldn't be what he would think of if you want something funny it's quirky very Canadian and by the way and I'm not just saying this because she's my friend and she does sing one of the songs in my special

[00:24:55] that's coming out on Amazon but aside from that if I didn't think it was funny I just wouldn't talk about it I mean it's so quirky Canadian funny not like letter Kenny not that Canadian but Canadian enough it's a lot yeah Sarah McLaughlin's in one of them

[00:25:15] she is so goddamn funny everybody on it has a sense of humor except Katie Lang I'm not sure was acting I'm like I think she's just a very serious person she's not mean or nothing she seems nice enough but it's seem to like Michael Blueblae gets it

[00:25:35] to go along with the fun they're not even really acting they're just kind of being themselves and I think that's why I think Sarah McLaughlin is very capable of being silly and goofy and Michael Buble certainly the same but Katie Lang I was like oh

[00:25:51] you are a but well Jan told me she drove her motorcycle to this set on her own and showed up in her own clothes and was like I'm ready yeah good for you low low low low low expense yeah low maintenance not a diva

[00:26:11] alright and the other show if you haven't started watching you have to hit your anxiety button those super high oh my the whole show I'm just like I'm so anxious because I don't know how it's gonna sort itself out it's your honor on Amazon Prime that's where my

[00:26:29] little beer too on Amazon Prime with Brian Cranston it is so good and so and it makes me excited because I'm going to New Orleans oh yeah it also makes me think is it more dangerous than I remember I don't know I hope to think about

[00:26:45] Louisiana termites am I safe I think I'm safe I never think twice about it but anyway it's so good there's two seasons I already plowed through season one and now I've started season two I'm just saying if you got nothing going on but it's not light

[00:27:05] no it's it's very stressful and if it was me I would have ratted myself out day one and not even done anything Brian has done in the show but whatever we'll talk about that later update the Bebes Justin Bieber sells his entire another Canadian for you paddles

[00:27:29] he sells his entire music catalog for a whopping 200 million two hip gnosis songs 15 years after starting his career he sold him everything he's awfully young to be selling all that I mean Stevie Weeby Nix is 74 so that's it 200 million dollars

[00:27:57] I don't not when you're this young no don't do that I get why the old people are doing it and I get why they're doing it for tax purposes but he's a young man why would you I don't get it unless he's really just tired of everything

[00:28:13] which is possible I suppose but update 200 million now here's the thing if he wants to drop out of life he can how old is he Google Justin Bieber is I'm gonna say he's 12 still have a 12 year old poster 28 post Malone post is 27

[00:28:47] well aren't these kids very successful good for them the oath these is a trader update the oath keepers members found guilty of seditious conspiracy also known as being what a trader three members of the oath keeper and a fourth keeper associated with the far right militia group

[00:29:07] were convicted of seditious conspiracy by a jury on Monday in their role in January 6 2021 the four men so whatever Roberto Minuta Joseph Hackett David and the layout were accused of plotting to stop we know what he was doing sentencing data has not been set but

[00:29:27] I don't know I tried to Google it to see what their what the possibility but I will do updates on how much time they get in closing arguments the defense attorneys argued that the men has not conspired together to stop a Biden prince he's saying the government's presented

[00:29:43] their case presented no proof of a plan to storm the capital also repeatedly argued that only was the government manipulating evidence but there was no proof of a conspiracy between the group saying that while the jury might find

[00:29:55] statements from their clients offensive that wasn't reason to stop them to convict them well you know what those things all pile up sir yeah and they I do notice not all but a lot of these guys look mid 50s which is my age

[00:30:11] and here's how what I think happens mid 50s you know for sure whether your life's worked out or not 45 you might still have time to save the ship 55 now you're in it to win it whatever you're doing and I think a lot of these

[00:30:31] people I mean this guy on the bottom like I think they just their 55 their pissed their life didn't work out and they're going man the other problem is they're retired they got nothing to do like that firefighter that was 62

[00:30:43] retired you have nothing better to do then drive to DC and get involved in a giant thing I think 55 is a dangerous agent age I should watch my own self God knows what I'm capable of

[00:30:55] right but things are working out so I'm a happy person but if they're not working out you know your divorce your kids hate you whatever could be weird alright this story I feel bad because I think this lady might be mentally ill for reals for reals

[00:31:16] I've never heard of anything like this the first time I heard it I was like what doesn't she know there's allocators Florida woman rescued from storm drain for third time in less than two years a woman a storm drain a woman was pulled

[00:31:34] from a storm drain for the first time the Delray police department said the officers and firefighters responded to a report of a woman possibly in distress while swimming in a canal near the 500 block of lindall and such and such the department said the officers located

[00:31:46] the one identified as we'll just say Lindsay and asked if she needed help she ignored them and climbed into the storm drain pipe she refused to come out became crawling further into the culvert pipe

[00:32:02] this is what a cat would do it's just going the wrong way and you're going after it firefighters were able to keep her between two sections of pipe while the other people came and used a ladder and to a rescue harness

[00:32:14] to pull her out she had minor injuries and was treated at the scene she keeps swimming in these canals where you're not in Florida well I think there's something to matter matter the fire department previously released her

[00:32:30] from a storm drain in 2021 after she'd been missing for three weeks she said she went swimming in a canal her boyfriend's house, well she has a boyfriend so somebody's fine with this behavior the same night her boyfriend reported her as missing

[00:32:46] while swimming she said she entered a doorway in a shallow part of the canal and noticed a tunnel she continued following tunnels until she was lost maybe she's a mermaid maybe she's trying to get back out to the sea you never know

[00:33:06] listen to this she was rescued after a woman called 911 to report a woman yelling for help from inside the drain she said she'd stop walking in that area because she could see light and people walking past her the woman who was 43 at the time told police she'd been

[00:33:22] walking the sewer system for about three weeks she said she'd been living off an unopened can of ginger ale she found in the drain while looking for a way out she said her mother said she has a history of doing odd things that's kind of

[00:33:46] yeah that's a little bit beyond odd we'll keep track of that lady holy shit they found it this is so cool Al Capone's sunken prohibition era speak easy revealed in eerie photos prohibition era the name of his boat was the Kika

[00:34:18] under water photographer Chris Roxborough documented the ship wreck in Lake Charlevois, Michigan while diving with diver Lee Rosenberg they said Capone had a house near the lake and many people claimed to have seen him around during that time

[00:34:34] and he had a house in northern Michigan and easy drive up from Chicago the rumor is that after the manager of the ship was shot on board it was scuttled by a local church group that was tired of the devil's parties booze drinks and women

[00:34:50] Al Capone was supposedly the one who supplied the boozey parties during prohibition era they said it's a 200 foot long ship there's a picture of it, it's humongous it's over two stories tall the limelight shines through the portals casting shadows as we make our move

[00:35:10] the wreck is still intact so it's still at the bottom of the lake and good lighting and very clear water it eerily lurks under the surface with so many stories to tell even before the wreckage it wasn't without damage

[00:35:22] the boat was old deteriorating so it had to be pumped out daily it's rumored that the man who did the dirty work was Peyton Whiskey and in 1929 the guy searching for it said I can imagine what the parties are like and the gambling were going strong

[00:35:38] and the booze was flowing like a river I could imagine someone getting paid off, everyone could hear the party and see the parties for sure the boat was originally built as a lumber barge in 1889 but converted into a floating dance hall

[00:35:54] where the bar and live music was played when it changed hands in 1928 though everyone could hear the drunken party is the Keacuck's location in the middle of the lake also had a very vantage point

[00:36:06] from any possible approach giving them enough time to prevent an ambush from the cops but it didn't stay away from trouble along on New Year's Day 1931 ooh the manager Ed was shot by a drunk person yeah well the photographer describes

[00:36:26] the 200 long ship with open areas over two stories tall and the following year of 1932 the Keacuck's sank the prohibition is over by then though it's unclear how or why the barge sank they couldn't find any explanation that's weird somebody must know so there you go

[00:36:50] yeah that's not that far I'm gonna dive with diving equipment go have a look around

[00:37:02] I don't know how to use those tanks I will never be diving in my life because I feel like there's math involved and I can't have math involved in my own life and death I can't do it no I'll snorkel that's it

[00:37:10] this is super cool holy shit they found it if you guys ever googled I'm not even sure if I'm saying it right but I've seen them before on on tiktok Palace Cats they kind of look like a mix between a bobcat and a cat they're super duper furry

[00:37:30] they have crazy their ears instead of going up morgo on the side and so rare cats discovered on the world's highest mountain in 2019 scientists from eight countries conducted the most comprehensive expedition to Mount Everest to date in the Kumball region of Nepal

[00:37:50] they found a project called the National Geographic and Rolex Perpetual Planet Everest expedition that was really long you guys you didn't have to name it all that you could have cut that down a lot

[00:38:02] in a paper publishing cat news scientists revealed that they found the first evidence of palace cats on mount Everest in the Sagamatha National Park the cat is named in honor of Peter Simon the cat the scientists who first described the speeches in 1776

[00:38:18] yeah it is a wide but fragmented distribution across the grasslands of Asia, Mongolia and Russia making up the major that's where I've seen them on Russian tiktoks yeah there's people that have them and I don't know how I also don't understand why my cat

[00:38:38] I have a lot of yeah but I mean if it goes below 50 they are literally taking their paws and banging on the glass door bang bang bang bang this guy lives on Mount Everest it's 50 below and this cat is totally fine he's super feral he's super feral

[00:39:06] a genetic analysis of the samples confirmed that at least two palace cats inhabit Mount Everest the experts found pika and mountain weasel DNA in the samples which are important serious food sources so they're eating up the ohhh I see they're eating mountain weasels

[00:39:26] yeah but how many can you find in Mount Everest in a snow storm they went undetected up until 2019 further research is needed to investigate the population range density of diet it's really a cool looking cat though this story is mainly just go google the look of that cat

[00:39:42] it's awesome looking holy shit they found him last one we have three today scientists find this is crazy if I didn't hate the cold so much I'd love to go to some sort of expedition to Siberia I just can't take the cold

[00:40:02] scientists find perfectly preserved 9000 year old bison in Siberia 9000 it's amazing what could be found in the form of frost and approximately 9000 year old bison was previously found frozen and preserved in the Russian wilderness the animal is a steepy bison a species that is now extinct

[00:40:22] according to the oh my magazine the bison roamed the entire European continent about 2 million years ago up to about 9000 years ago the extinct species of bison is much taller and more massive than a typical modern bison their horns were also much longer and pointed upwards

[00:40:38] and then they even coined the yucca gear bison because that's near the location where it was covered trapped in the snow and ice of the Siberian plains I know there's a picture of what they did look like that's just so awesome

[00:40:54] I wonder if they're gonna dig it all out this bison isn't the only frozen inanible for Russian to make headlines lately though a cave lion cub that researchers aged to be roughly 28000 years old is one of the best preserved animals from the ice age ever uncovered

[00:41:12] because it was frozen in the ice the cub's teeth, skin, organs and tissues all remain intact and in researchable condition that's because everything's melting up there so weird shit's gonna start popping out I'd like to be there my friend Kevin who's a comedian but also a veterinarian

[00:41:33] Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald in Denver he would go to Siberia every year polar bears he investigates what's going on with them yeah he's a very cool guy he's like truly you know there's a lot of weird comedians that have weird jobs

[00:41:49] or you're like what? like you're a scientist too that's crazy I didn't forfeit anything getting into this gig you gave up that but like Kevin's still a real vet in Denver but yeah he well he knows a lot about he's written books on reptile

[00:42:05] and he's like crazy smart things but he goes to Siberia and Arnica because he's like one of the guys in charge of whatever's gonna happen to the polar bears I know when I ask him to tell me what

[00:42:17] happens he just goes he's he's a hippie he just goes baby you don't wanna know yeah yeah moving on to news wants to climb Machu Picchu not this lady nope I don't even does southwest go there how do I get there

[00:42:41] I've had friends do it well people I knew I wouldn't call them friends I don't know I just I it looks too frightening at points like there was that New Orleans um saint guy that had

[00:43:01] a BLS and he wanted to go up there and his friend he was in a wheelchair at that point and his friends were carrying him in a wheelchair up to the top I mean some of the narrow passages Steve something Steve Gleason

[00:43:13] it was a great show what it was on a use piano or something oh it's a 30 for 30 okay well go watch that I mean I'm terrified watching them carry a man in a wheelchair and I would be even more

[00:43:25] terrified if it's me walking by myself and if I'm Steve in the wheelchair I'm super different terrified they're just gonna drop me well guess what if your dream is to climb it your dream is temporarily closed Machu Picchu is closed to visitors indefinitely

[00:43:47] I know right there's a lot of people that sign up for this right it's saner than ever well this could be within my belly I could do this whatever it is I can't do but I don't want to I feel like it's too dangerous

[00:44:07] on Saturday Machu Picchu was closed to visitors indefinitely per report from Daniel of the Associated Press the cultural ministry said that it had closed the country's most famous tourist attraction in addition to the Incatrion leading up to this site

[00:44:23] to protect the safety of tourists and the general population off the back of reports of an increase in anti-government protests across the country upwards of 400 visitors 300 who were foreign were actually stranded at Machu Picchu last month unable to leave after Peru launched a violent political unrest

[00:44:43] in other words this isn't actually premature the protestor result of impeachment and imprisonment of Peru's first leader with a rule andien yeah andien after he attempted to dissolve congress some of the people the train service has been closed so they've opted to leave the area by foot

[00:45:14] and that reportedly involves a 6-7 hour walk through what? a jungle? guess what's out there poison frogs, snakes, toadzilla he was in Australia but I'm sure there's one South America while it's hardly the biggest concern anyone who'd already bought tickets from Machu Picchu from Saturday until one month

[00:45:38] after whenever the protest says we'll be eligible for a free refund oh there you go it's closed so sad so brief are you kidding me so member tiger king we all watched the show during covideous yeah Carol Baskin

[00:46:06] she's crazy I'm saying that as opinion so don't sue me Carol Carol Smeryl she's been causing a lot of shit lately it's gonna get into trouble too mark my words more trouble shut people can't do it yeah family of Carol Baskin's

[00:46:30] dead quote that's in quotes husband break silence unclaimed that he's alive and well she said Baskin has a stunning claim that the husband who we all those of us who believe it think she killed she fed him the tigers I'm sure I think she did

[00:46:50] well she says he's been found alive and well in Costa Rica and then I had to Google because I forgot why did she want to kill him well he wanted a divorce he told his friends if anything happens to me she did it

[00:47:06] and then one guy that worked with her and him he was acting out and she said you better watch it or I'll do to you what I did to him I'll put you in the grinder and you'll be food the daughters of the man who's missing I think

[00:47:22] dead she said it's simply not true she did this meaning Carol did it to create a different narrative about his appearance Lewis who married the big married Baskin in 1991 vanished without a trace in August of 1997 and was declared legally dead in 2002 which means she can collect

[00:47:42] all the life insurance then you have to be declared legally dead she's 61 she's vehemently denied any involvement with her spouse's disappearance and blasted rumors that she put his body through a meat grinder and fed it to tigers at her rescue in Tampa her rescue ranch I know

[00:48:06] well let's go back to Florida's crazy I like to go because I like crazy but you don't know she said her claims speculations that she may know crucial details about Don his name is Don Lewis Don's disappearance she's trying to do anything she can

[00:48:30] claim they put her on fucking dancing with the stars right what are you doing guys no but why would you book her I think they might be I don't watch the show what season are we in

[00:48:48] sometimes I don't know who's the dancer and who's the star so I don't tell you where we're at they loathe her they've always hated her but they've stopped short of saying she was involved but now they're pissed they're on season 31 of dancing with the stars

[00:49:12] well yeah we're out of people that can dance how many survivors are there I saw an ad for that during the Super Bowl I was like what are we still that's still on she claims he's alive and well in Costa Rica 43 43 seasons of Survivor

[00:49:37] I think I watched one I was like this is just mean and I'm not the nicest person in the world all the time but I don't like you can watch it on Pluto on what what's Pluto I wish a lot of you had seen this

[00:50:05] so the ticket master guy he had to go up in front of senators if you've seen my act I have a giant thing about everybody being too old unlike when Zuckerberg got there none of them knew what to ask

[00:50:25] well this was just as bad because they don't even understand I don't expect people to understand that aren't selling tickets because I use these people I use ticket master and live nation and blah blah blah

[00:50:37] I don't understand what's going on I don't expect people not in the business to get it but the questions they were asking you it's clear they haven't bought a concert ticket in 20 years as a human like as a customer not oh my god the Senate Judiciary Judiciary Committee

[00:50:57] set its sights on ticket masters monopoly of the concert tickets sales industry in one of its first hearings Senator Amy Klobuchar drew on her own love of music and lamented that today's teens cannot easily afford concert tickets the way she could in her youth

[00:51:13] Amy's not that old 50s I believe this is what she said she record friend happening into a friend's van and going to see Led Zeppelin the cars and arrow Smith now I don't think it's easy for high school kids to make their money at a baker's pie shop

[00:51:33] what the fuck you gotta say it in her accent now I don't think it's easy for the high school kids to make their money at the baker's pie shop on weekends and buy tickets to go see these major concerts first of all Amy

[00:51:53] no kid at the Taylor Swift concert bought their own ticket and nobody works at a pie shop a baker's pie shop why don't you say they're down at the cobbler's store making shoes it's just so out of touch

[00:52:09] yes in our generation if you had some sort of bullshit job I could afford my own ticket that's not the case anymore I don't even think they understood the ticket master guy got off easy because they didn't know what to ask him

[00:52:25] I know what I would ask him and he would have not liked my questions the Minnesota they all tried to work in a Taylor Swift reference too because they thought that made them hip these senators

[00:52:39] she said to have a strong capitalist system you need to have competition you can't have too much consolation something that unfortunately for this country as an ode to Taylor Swift we all know too well stop it don't insult Taytay

[00:52:55] we need to make sure to have competition bring prices down supply and demand yes live nation ticket master dominate 70% of the ticket sales market and since their merger in 2010 she also noted that government accountability office study found some 27% of the ticket prices now go to fees

[00:53:15] oh and then Richard Blumenthal thought he was hilarious for this one he says to the ticket master guy I want to congratulate you on a stunning achievement you brought Republicans and Democrats together dude not funny didn't work move on ticket master should look in the mirror and say

[00:53:35] I'm the problem it's me get it the Taylor song that was in a nod to Swift's anti hero senator Mike Lee I have no idea Republican Utah said he hoped Republicans would be in the majority by this point making him the chair of the antitrust

[00:53:54] subcommittee to be honest I'd hope to get the gavel back a few months ago but once again she's your captain and I'm on the bleachers in a reference to Swift you belong to me they made their interns do this here's the thing

[00:54:10] it's all about supply and demand there are plenty of concerts the ticket master handles that come to the bridge stone in Nashville and tickets are 29 bucks because there's just not 18,000 people clamoring to get that ticket what they will what they do do though these questions are so

[00:54:30] stupid they're never going to get to the bottom of it with this kind of horseshit but there's really no bottom to it and I'll say this because I can't I don't want to get too much into it because it's how I make money but you

[00:54:46] can as the artist designate how many seats out of the venue will be a it's either called platinum or dynamic pricing whatever you want to call it that means it's a free for all

[00:55:04] so you guys can resell them to each other for as much as the market will bear now like if I have a show that I know is going to be a popular one I put a cap on that and I say

[00:55:16] only these amount of seats can do that and then I want the ones that are 39 and 29 and 42 and 59 they have to stay that way I feel like somebody in Tay Tay's boat forgot the whole

[00:55:32] I don't think it was greed I don't think Tay Tay would do that and it's not because I mean I don't like her as much I like she's fine no my nieces love her I think she's fine I like the song about the lady from St. Louis

[00:55:44] goes to Rhode Island whatever no I think she's a very good writer but I gotta have this I'm way older than her like she's for the younger people which is fine and she's very outspoken about things which is good

[00:56:04] but it seems to me like the entire arena became dynamic pricing and I don't know how that happened now ticket master is to blame for the fact that they didn't have enough people for their bots and the pre-sale they ran out of tickets that's on you guys

[00:56:20] I forgot to do that but I don't know I mean maybe there's that many people that are just reselling there is a way to do that though you say if it's really getting nutty you say the ticket has to match the ID

[00:56:38] I am I should be running something over there or at least can I be the lady on the couch that every once in a while while they're having a meeting and I'm watching House Hunters I can go why don't you just use an ID thing

[00:56:50] and go back to what I'm doing I don't really want to be involved in the details but anyway if you'd like to amuse yourself go online and watch those hearings they might as well have just said why can't you just go down to Sears

[00:57:02] and get in line there's no idea what they're a kid that works at a baker's pie shop what what? no one's buying pies the kids aren't buying their own tickets what kid could? four pies if my 14 year old nieces end up

[00:57:20] with do you think they saved their confirmation of first commune- their fear I would tell them your confirmation money and your first communion money and your baby sitting money you still ain't close to a take-take ticket

[00:57:32] I'm gonna need your cat I'm gonna take your cat and I'm taking your dog that's the payment you what? yeah alright this makes me laugh because I have felt this way for a long time the same way I feel about

[00:57:52] Bed Bath and Beyond I feel that way about planet fitness because as much as I travel and go to every city in America there's always a lot of planet fitnesses it's hard to say fit nine that's good the fit nine the planet fit nine

[00:58:16] there's rarely anyone in them um memberships are like a dollar it doesn't seem right it doesn't there's something going on I've always thought when it doesn't seem right it's probably not right and it's not like there's only one in every city there's in all kinds

[00:58:40] of strip malls well like big where Dick's sporting good then there's a plant there's like a thousand treadmills in there everything's purple I've gone to him on the road because you can get a guest pass I don't remember what it costs but then COVID even COVID

[00:58:56] people quit going to the gyms yes people will go back but still that didn't take them down well turns out I'm not the only person that might think there's something fishy going on here think about it though

[00:59:12] even if you buy the membership literally they're ten bucks how are you guys making money well here I'm gonna tell you what's going on well here's the beginning and we're gonna stay hot on this because I have a bedbathie and beyond update for next week

[00:59:28] came in late today I didn't have time to organize it two things one thing is the 90 one of the founding fathers is 92 he's like yeah we kind of missed the boat on that internet deal what what planet fitness is the leading

[00:59:46] geyser of low cost gyms in the United States a new short report dives into some alleged questionable business practices by the company cuz like I let's say I'm in Omaha and for whatever reason driving around there's a giant planet fitness and there's like four people right that's it

[01:00:06] so you've made forty dollars for the month you haven't even paid off one treadmill leading Jim operating in the United States is a target of a new short report Thursday report from the bear cave lays out a case that planet fitness

[01:00:22] has issues with overbilling uncanceable memberships and is lying about the locations of its gyms uh huh what happened with over 2000 locations in the United States planet fitness is the leading franchiser of low cost gyms at 40 times forward earnings investors believe

[01:00:38] franchise network is healthy and has room to grow the bear cave does not an emo report from the bear cave and author Edwin Dorsey reads Dorsey said he used the freedom of information act request to uncover hundreds of complaints against the gym chain

[01:00:54] by customers a pattern of cancellation attempts being ignored was among the issues found in it okay so let's but even still it's still at least when they run those specials it's ten bucks so even if you don't cancel me and I say please

[01:01:10] you only made a hundred twenty dollars off me that did not pay for laundering towels every uh the report said planet fitness relies on beginners and could see high cancellation as a result but it doesn't make it easy on customers to cancel the company's

[01:01:30] websites as a cancellation can not be done online over the phone or email app instead customers have to have to cancel in person and send a letter with the reasons for the cancellations that doesn't what is this 1952 most planet fitness gyms

[01:01:54] require access to checking accounts or debit cards oh no a move that is done to prevent credit card disputes the report lays out many complaints over the years in investigations into the practices bear cave also cites an F rating for planet fitness

[01:02:14] from the better business bureau F and a 1.3 star rating out of five another issue is the allegation that planet fitness created a fake investor presentation slide to obscure franchise saturation the report said in many markets the planet fitness locations are saturated a map

[01:02:35] of the company's investor presentation shows dots of locations based out in states a move that could be done to show room for growth to excite investors the bear cave finds it concerning the planet fitness it simply faked its gym location slide and in its most

[01:02:50] recent investor presentation so they're doing these presentations getting money and saying look at all the room to grow and they're lying about the ones where they're at they're going oh my god look at this broad streets got plenty of room

[01:03:02] total the bear cave is left wondering whether planet fitness is actually a thriving gym franchise or an illegal billing operation with gyms on the side oh smack smack finally though somebody besides me just goes how can that be how can that exist yeah purple lighting purple equipment

[01:03:33] okay so this is kind of crazy so an article satellite images show a frozen block the size of houston as it breaks away from the brunt shelf a 600 square mile iceberg broke off the shelf on Sunday now here's the thing

[01:03:59] they say this is normal and natural but it made me sad because there are penguins I know what about the what if they're on the wrong side right they've been following this thing since 2012 but imagine imagine you're out in the ocean

[01:04:19] and there's a there's a the thing that broke off is 600 square miles it's the size of London or houston that's just floating around now they said it's not a big deal that I mean it's not something that's going to create problems

[01:04:35] but I would think it's called calving a calving event like calving of glaciers is often accompanied by a loud cracking or booming sound before blocks of ice up to 60 meters 200 feet high break loose and crash into the water it can cause large and hazardous waves

[01:04:57] but it's a natural thing happening a shit ton more because of the temperature going up the global warming that whatever it's happening that's incredible to think of an iceberg that's as big as houston yeah alright I don't know what to do next

[01:05:23] well do you want a moral dilemma okay so I'm going to tell you why you're no I've got no I know what side of this I'm on already the Guggenheim museum is facing a lawsuit from a Jewish family who say

[01:05:41] their ancestors were taken advantage of by a renowned art dealer after he bought a painting by Pablo Picasso from them as they were escaping the Nazis in 1938 the 1904 what what work by Spanish by the Spanish artist woman was given to the Guggenheim in 1978 by the family

[01:06:01] of the art dealer Justin Thannhauser who bought the painting from Carl and Rosie Adler as the company were attempting to flee to South America it is now estimated to be worth $100 and $200 million according to lawsuit filed in the Manhattan Supreme Court Thannhauser a lifelong friend

[01:06:17] of Picasso's paid the Adlers $1,552 for the painting the equivalent to 30,000 today so he only gave him I think that's war profiteering I think it could fall under that you're taking advantage of a situation is completely fucked up Thannhauser's family gave the painting for free to the

[01:06:41] Guggenheim Museum Foundation in 1976 so they the family didn't well really profit off of it if they gave it away but the Guggenheim needs to give it back to that family yeah the Adlers relatives including their grandchildren

[01:07:01] say that the couple would have never sold it for that price had they not been facing persecution in 2012 New York Times article called woman ironing one of the Guggenheim's most prized possessions or you can keep at Guggenheim but give them the money give them what it's worth

[01:07:17] pay for it that's bullshit to just keep it when you know this family said the painting is in the wrongful possession of the Guggenheim the lawsuit estimates the painting to be worth $100,000,000 and 200 million they the family bought the painting the Adler family bought the painting originally

[01:07:33] the Jewish family bought it from the Thannhauser's father so he knew to go get it back they bought it from his father Heinrich in 1916 in Munich following the rise of Hitler the Adlers saw their life shattered when Hitler rose to power

[01:07:49] during that period Karl Adler looked at selling the painting seeking he was trying to get $14,000 he only got $1,500 $14,000 back then would have been $300,000 but he didn't get it lessening year after World War II began in 38 the

[01:08:05] couple found themselves with no choice other than to sell due to the Nazis policy stripping of the opposite opportunities they sold it back to Thannhauser for $1,500 and then fled his homeland and settled in New York he gifted the that painting and many other works upon his death in 1976

[01:08:25] yep but this is all because of that Holocaust war get your stuff back law that's probably not how it's actually frized well maybe they'll get it back I think they'll get it back it's not really a feel good story to end on

[01:08:49] it's gonna make some people feel good I'm not really a procrastinator all of procrastinators yeah I'm not really one sometimes I can be one but it's not like an issue like I have friends two friends that I know of that their procrastination is an issue like it

[01:09:13] upsets people that are friends and family and we're gonna leave for the airport at 8 and you know it's 845 and they're standing there eating a fucking donut what are you doing I'm a snap to a person when I need to be given

[01:09:29] you know an opportunity I might choose to procrastinate but it's not but anyway a lot of people say those people are lazy this study says nay nay in honor of John Panette my nay nay they are not lazy if you think you're a procrastinator

[01:09:45] do you think this is one I have a friend who was chronically late too really yeah he I finally had to say something in a friendship I'm like dude I love hanging out with you I'm just a comedian friend have a great time

[01:10:01] um you're like a brother to me but if you cannot get your together with this late bullshit not 10 minutes late 45 very late yeah I just because eventually you start to get pissed because it's your time but they didn't mean it like that

[01:10:17] they just get caught up in stuff and can't and then I'm like do you need medication like do you know I mean do you have like a ADD issue where you're too easily distracted which is fine if you're on your own but

[01:10:29] not when you make plays with people anyway if you're stuck in what seems like an endless style cycle of procrastination guilt and chaos you might be wondering why am I so lazy why can't I just get myself together despite the I would substitute procrastination with drinking

[01:10:46] why am I still drinking like this like why did I get so overstimulated last night and have eight beers when there was no need for that Kathleen there was no need to drink the whole bottle of wine that was stupid it was a Thursday you weren't doing nothing

[01:11:02] I don't have these questions about being late but I might about drinking despite the common perception laziness usually isn't the reason for procrastination said Jenny Yippe clinical psychologist and executive director of the Los Angeles based little thinker center which helps children with academic challenges laziness is like

[01:11:22] I have absolutely no idea to even think about this procrastination is it troubles me to think about this and therefore it's hard for me to get the job done that's a big difference knowing why you procrastinate

[01:11:34] and learning how to combat it are only with the only ways to change your behavior you could be the perfectionist the dreamer the warrior or the defy are all of these are proskination procrastination styles they list in her book

[01:11:50] so there's the perfectionist and the warrior this is category one see if you're in it procrastinate people procrastinator is usually a perfectionist I have a friend who I know he would say this would pertain to his wife because she can't decide on things like I've decided

[01:12:10] to move by a different house picked out a hot tub he and his wife still hadn't chosen paint color for their third floor bedroom I had done all that yeah because I just don't I just go go go go because the perfectionist needs things done perfectly

[01:12:30] all teas crossed and dies odd it this takes in her a whole amount of energy well there's something I don't need if anything my things are done loosely yeah there's no tea's crust and no no warriors tend to be indecisive and dependent on others

[01:12:46] for advice and reassurance prefer taking initiative on their own they also have a high resistance to change preferring the safety of the known both perfectionist and warriors might start off task put they might put off starting tasks due to fear of failure or criticism

[01:13:02] challenge those beliefs in your behavior by recognizing that perfectionist standards are unrealistic replace them that are standards that are good enough instead while giving yourself permission to make some mistakes then there's the dreamer people out there a dreamer procrastinator doesn't like the nitty gritty logistical details

[01:13:26] often needed to get projects done they like to have ideas that stuff is fun it's kind of boring or difficult then to execute these visions yeah I could see that like sometimes I think well wouldn't it be cool if I did

[01:13:42] a lot like there's some woods by me I could do stuff and then like my dad would my dad can dream it and see and he does it I'm like I don't know put the bar in there

[01:13:54] you know in the woods how great would that be a drinking cabin like but then I'm like nah leave it the woods but well I don't want to ruin now there's Fox and stuff they ruin their house dreamers might also think of themselves as people

[01:14:14] for whom fate will intervene making proactive hard work and efficiency appear unnecessary that's the Jesus will do it no no no I I'm not putting that on him and like a perfectionist a dreamer might always want something better train yourself to differentiate between

[01:14:34] dreams and goals and approach goals with six questions what when where who why and how change soon or one day to specific times this is too much for a dreamer write your plans on a timeline they're never going to do that they're the defyre

[01:14:54] the people with defiant procrastination tend to live tend to view life in terms of what others expect or require them to do not what they want this pessimism diminishes their motivation to complete task if you have this mindset find positive ways to

[01:15:10] feel in control strive to act rather than react and try to work with a team or supervisor not against them if something doesn't sit well with you rather than being passive aggressive about it acknowledge what it is or isn't working

[01:15:28] and then have a conversation with whoever is giving you this assignment defyre defyres don't usually feel equipped to have these conversations with those they see as authority figures or they don't believe that having the conversation would give them any benefit or positive outcome

[01:15:44] that is not necessarily true for some people who procrastinate their sense of self is so fragile that the idea of doing something failing would just tip them over into complete worthlessness I've never met anybody that far gone

[01:16:00] like I'd say I have a friend who's a dreamer where she'll say things like oh this year it would be great if I lost like 60 pounds but then I don't do anything they're just dreaming

[01:16:12] I sit around and go huh what if I had a house with tons of land and I had some ponies because realistically well that's the thing I don't want to pull me bad enough this is a lot of work

[01:16:30] down in Nashville and Franklin and Brent would you drive by some places you're like oh yeah but then I also have had a horse in my life and I know it's just horseshit it just stands there literally horseshit like yeah but I mean the dreamer

[01:16:46] thing where I have friends who will say things where I know for a fact they're never going to do anything about it but you know I let them talk to say what they want here's my dreams and wishes visualization helps if you can visualize yourself completely get asked

[01:17:02] then it becomes more achievable simply because you have an idea that it can be done at the end of the day how you approach life is all about your belief system if you believe you can you can't so whatever you believe you're right that's bullshit right there

[01:17:22] because I know for a fact in high school I believed I could get over the low hurdles oh my god now I'm only five foot tall but I'd seen it in the Olympics and it track and field for two years I went to high school

[01:17:38] in the Osage school of the Osage I was an Osage Indian we didn't have enough kids so you could be on any team you wanted you didn't even have to try out because we're hillbillies so I went down to the track it was a black cinder rock track

[01:17:54] and I believe she says this lady says if you believe you can you can not true I believed I could do it so I went way far back I saw the form in the Olympics I knew what I was supposed to hit that foot there

[01:18:12] and then spring my leg out and I believed I could I thought I was going to clear like ten of them I ate cinder rocks they were so deep into my leg my mom had to get tweezers and

[01:18:28] what's the stuff that peroxide rocks are boiling out of my leg no it was a disaster it was I ate cinder I fell so hard and then not only did I fall but we had these track spike things shoes

[01:18:44] and the back of it caught on my leg and flipped over and hit me hit me in the head the hurdle flipped and beat the back of my skull in and I'm just laying there covered I have cinders in my face they're in my knees

[01:19:00] so don't tell people this stuff it should say it should say if you believe you can within reality you can I can tell you a million things I've thought of anything I was over at this time I broke all my toes I thought I could be Olga Corbett

[01:19:20] on the carpet that's going to show you how that's what I called it that will show you my age so before the other famous gymnast like Mary Lou Rhett and all that there was a Romanian I think Russian Olga Corbett she was like from the 76 Olympics 1976

[01:19:40] and I watched the Olympics as a kid I was like 10 and I was like this is the coolest shit ever right and then I decided she's still alive she's on twitter she's probably 65 yeah I'll follow her on twitter the sparrow from Minsk Minsk well who's a Romanian

[01:20:06] she's from Belarus the next one was the Romanian Nadia Kolmonich so I this is a good one to leave you on these are things I will never do in my act but they make me laugh Nadia used fake tanner well they're so white

[01:20:26] they're Eastern Euro white where they almost don't look truly alive like you gotta smack them to get color and I tricked my sister into doing it too so we watched the Olympics and I'm like well it seems to me to do this

[01:20:42] you just gotta get up enough speed and if you want to get enough speed going it seems like you should just be able to do that so I set up this whole thing in the basement down a hallway that was like

[01:21:00] ready to go for a giant run and then a bunch of flips and cartwheels and then I don't know how I thought I was just gonna propel myself into the air like three times but I did I was just gonna launch

[01:21:12] and I ran down the hallway as fast as I could so another shout out to this lady if you believe you can it doesn't mean you can not at all I launched myself I don't know what happened but my feet hit the end of the

[01:21:24] hallway I broke all my toes because I was going that fast and I flipped so I don't think we should listen to what this lady says I couldn't wear a shoe if you believe you can

[01:21:40] if you believe you cannot you cannot so whatever you believe you're right well I think if you can't you probably can't but I don't believe if you think you can you can no that's a feel good story yeah everybody learned a little something

[01:21:56] let's not do shit you think you can just because you believe it go you know I should have read about hurdles or had somebody tell me I again I thought you just had to get enough speed up it was a timing

[01:22:08] deal your foot had to go here and then boom well it was the low hurdles too I mean don't even talk about the high ones came up to my shoulder yeah I shouldn't even been out on the track field no alright termites so

[01:22:24] heading to Las Vegas it's still the mirage I found out it's not the hard rock yet they're transitioning and then I'll be moving on to Scottsdale my friend Bronson is coming my friend Lareen is coming um I don't know about anybody else

[01:22:43] I don't know then I'm moving on to Scottsdale talking stick and then I'm getting the hell out of Phoenix as much as I love Phoenix it is now going to be Super Bowl week there and the waste management the golf thing

[01:23:00] fun one where they have the hole and they give up free stuff and people throw things in that's also there it's my friend Dax drummer yeah I well I have to get out of there anyway but I do have to go for another gig but

[01:23:16] even if I wouldn't have to go I don't think it's this week to be in Phoenix if you're not involved in one of those things if you're all part of Super Bowl yeah yeah he ha or the waste management I don't know who playing that out

[01:23:32] you shouldn't have the height forget it yeah then the rhymen in Nash Villian very excited about that I love that place Dusty Slay is opening he's so so funny I was so glad he was available because he's really not an opening act

[01:23:56] at all he is a headliner in his own right and he does his own shows and he was nice enough to say yes so that's super nice of him and he's a Tennessee guy and then New Orleans and we added a show second show New Orleans

[01:24:12] people yeah we just put it on sale and Memphis Graceland soundstage brand new venue can't wait Memphis I haven't been there forever 100 years ago there was a club there this is one of

[01:24:24] the weirdest club names and I can name them all in the United States here's one of the weirder ones sir laughs a lot I'd like that T-shirt that'd be fun it didn't make it sir laughs a lot sadly did not make it it is St. Patrick's Day weekend

[01:24:44] when I'm in Memphis yes I will be going early yes don't think I don't know where to go either I do I know where I'll be going I'm not going to say it but I know exactly where I'm going for shrimp and grits meet and greet

[01:25:00] if you know me we'll figure out where I'll be in Memphis so that's it Tarmite's I hope you guys have a good this is a no football week sad times we all have to suffer through and wait chiefs against 49ers my prediction I'm predicting the chiefs

[01:25:23] not just because I'm from Missouri and not just because I root for the chiefs I like Jaylin hurts a lot I like that there's Kelsey's on both teams I just don't think you can stop Patrick Mahomes even on one leg

[01:25:39] doesn't matter no and Jaylin was not that accurate the other night I've seen him have much better games so he might show up with a much better game this time but that would just be where

[01:25:51] the Eagles over the 49ers and made it a shit ton of money on that and that doesn't mean I don't love George Kibbles in bits I do love George Kibbles in bits I love I like rock party I like the 49ers I just thought the Eagles

[01:26:03] and then it just turned into a shit show the quarter back got hurt she was a good luck charm alright we're going into February you're gonna be February termites it's the hardest month to get through in the cold states Valentine termites or is my one friend

[01:26:23] used to say valentines oh my god it would just make my ears bleed but then I would try to get him to say it in real life for no reason like in August hey what's that holiday in February what's about love or something

[01:26:35] oh you mean valentines I just needed to hear it every now and then yep he also said supposedly so then I would try to get him to say the sentence by accident supposedly it's valentines that's it I like to write